Haz Gives EPIC Speech ft. Jon Zherka

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and we are a tornado of fury

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with ten gifted subs

i bestow upon you

ten big booty bitches

i manifest them in my mind yes i can see

it i can see it

yes i can see it

you can see it

they are

i'm coming to talk to you today

kardashians are lying to you

you won't find any big booty bitches

here mister has

what the fuck happened

that he has feelings for destiny shut

the fuck up dude what the fuck are you

talking about we're talking about um

biden there's a guy dox in my chat and

he believes like biden's like one of the

best ever and why i'm confused if you

like biden's policies but he's never

live giving a speech is it even his

policies or is he just like some puppet

no one actually likes biden only liberal

nihilists like everyone knows biden's

not a real president everyone no one

buys into this guy being like a good

president they just like the idea of the

liberals being in power being able to do

what they want so weren't they weren't

the libs in power even with trump didn't

you feel that yeah they were but now

they have the government too that's

beautiful corporations and government

we always catch him in lunchtime what is

that bro

did you eat that every day like mix it

up bro bro this is my fucking genetic

dna

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or not genetic but this is what i was

raised with this is what i meant to eat

dude just like how

just like how fucking uh

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what the fuck you tigers i don't know

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just like how tigers hunt the

fucking never mind i don't even know

what they eat

just like cows eat grass i'm meant to

eat this

so okay the question is okay the

question is right the question is the

ultimate question here is

right

when you get mad why do you have a

high-pitched voice i don't think it's

when i get mad i think it's when i get

like more maybe passionate about what

i'm saying yeah but when i get

passionate my voice is deeper so you see

the difference sure that's fine i mean

everyone reacts to different stability

high-pitched voices are more feminine

potentially sure yeah i agree

i don't really care about that though i

don't care about sounding good good

just making sure if i were a woman would

that change

your i would never talk to a woman in my

life that has anything in common with

you and not relevant

in my life

oh shit we fucking have something in

common my nigga

okay then let's go

i mean dude if there were bitches like

me and irrelevant out there there dude

yeah

ha haha

i mean i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be

single either my dude like come on you

know there are not females

they're they're not most humans that

could keep up with the conversation

i'm completely bored

hassan calls has hot what you know this

is my real hairline right this might

even be better than my real hairline

right now this is actually my real

hairline i'm not even i'm not even

kidding this is actually my real

hairline i know he like they they uh

they faked it but this is actually my

real fucking hairline this is it's like

if you guys thought this was a joke this

is actually how it would look if i

didn't hide it next time i get my hair

cut i'm not stop hiding it i'm just

gonna do the vegeta thing

but i if i do if i do it now it looks

stupid because my hair is too long

but when i get a haircut i'll do it bruh

let me tell you the truth bro a lot of

streamers just randomly are nice to me

now because i have i'm big people i

wouldn't expect to be nice to me and

it's just because i got clout now i got

clout so everyone's nice to me i'm still

gonna be an asshole i'ma still be the

same asshole i've always been i didn't

forget shit i didn't forget shit i

didn't forget nothing i'm gonna be the

same shit

that i've always been

starting getting these streamers being

nice to me the yemen

you know

hi

we don't have political agreements on

everything but i saw your viewer count

and i would love

love

to get to know you better

we haven't begun we haven't even begun

you gotta understand something you gotta

really really understand something pry

into this within your spell i am the

fucking future

and i will rise to the top

and they have the gall to say that

infrared is falling off by what metric

by what metric

i will be here

when they are all

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who gone

the first day you wore witness

this miracle

the first day you saw this

you saw the future somebody words will

rule a political twitch no longer

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and smell the soy i can smell the

bleeding

will crumble before

i am literally ready to roll i'm ready

to fucking roll and i am a fucking tanky

i'm in the fucking tank cockpit infrared

fucking vision mowing down by fucking

enemies one by one i remember when i was

at 50 viewers i remember when i was at

20 viewers i remember when they were all

looking down upon me i remember when

they were all looking speaking down

badness upon me i remember when they

were talking shit about me i remember

when they were looking down upon me i

remember when they were looking down

upon me i remember when they were

looking down upon me i'm never gonna

forget how they're looking down upon me

2k viewers 10k viewers 50k viewers don't

be the same ass so i've been the same

shit not showing anybody no fucking

mercy i'll be the same motherfucking

person i've always fucking been

everybody started to be nice to me only

when i started the fucking game

everybody started to be nice to me only

when i started to get loud everybody

trying to be nice to me as soon as i

start to get clogged i remember you

bitch you were in the chat on our

relevant side irrelevant had 1.1 k views

i wasn't even live i remember you were

in his chat i remember whose side you

took because at that time the more

viewers and the more clout was dgg plus

how relevant you guys had

more

clouts

and when i had more clout then your

whole fucking network of streamers

combined

i'm a fucking walk with my nuts hanging

and don't you dare try to make friends

with me cuz i remember everything i

don't fucking forget you know the people

i fucking remember i remember the og's

that were there at day one when i had

five viewers i remember composerly i

remember completely like composerly

literally in that chat youtube at

fucking 10 viewers giving me words of

encouragement and shit that's what i

fucking remember to this day shout out

composerly and og i never forgot that

shit i never forgot the og composerly i

never forgot people like that you think

i forget i don't forget nothing i don't

forget the ogs that been there from the

very beginning i don't forget the people

that invested when it wasn't wise to

fucking invest i don't forget that shit

i don't forget nothing

nothing i should

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them out one by one i give everybody the

receipts that they fucking deserve

oh you're just talking like a manga i

don't give a fuck i am a mongoloid in my

heart i'm a mongoloid that is what i am

we are ward

that is what we are yes we are that

don't assume

that it's gonna be viable to hate on me

at a time

i'm gonna be reliable you know what i

mean don't assume that it's gonna be

viable

you spread hate on me

as if it's gonna be viable

but when i'm at 2k use and i'm a 2k andy

maybe a year from now a 5k andy or a 10k

andy what are you gonna do bitch

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exceptions you're not their daddy as you

like to think yes i am one's in the chat

if i'm your daddy one's in the chat

let's see what he thinks one's in the

chat if i'm your daddy

true and

yeah that's pretty true that's true and

yeah that's true that's true that's true

that's pretty true that's pretty true i

mean

that's true yeah that's true

um that's true that's fucking true

um

that's how it is dude