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Is up, everybody.

PJ with the 25 from seven hours ago.

What's going on, brother?

I appreciate that.

Showgunner with the 10.

What's going on, Showgunner?

Long guy with the two.

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Outside, what's going on?

What's going on, y'all?

What up, y'all?

Welcome to the infrared webcast.

You guys see the scaffolding right here.

That's okay.

We got some shit to talk about, guys.

I got some important.

I got a survey I got to take.

We got to figure out what's going on.

Because I don't know if you guys can understand it, right?

But the infrared vision is undergoing.

It's like third major revival.

This is a revivalism.

You understand?

I mean, we're on that infrared vision, just like the movie Predator.

We got the infrared vision.

You understand?

We got...

I'm in, I'm in tunnel vision with infrared vision.

I'm solid snake, bitch.

Come behind the ops.

Take him down.

Yo, what up, Lysenko?

Bro.

I don't know if I could say his real name.

This dude is in LA.

I hung out with him, with the rest of the crew.

Real dude.

This dude's a real dude.

Actual OG.

Actual based Armenian deep state.

Shout out the Armenian lobby, the Armenian Deep State.

All right.

Although I'm sick of using that word Armenian for real.

On some real shit.

Uh anyways, back to what I was talking about.

So, guys, I've been alluding to this.

I'm not trying to hype shit up too much.

I've been alluding to this.

But I don't want y'all to stop what you're doing, especially if you got important party work you're doing.

I don't want you to stop what you're doing for this.

But, but, I have two weekends in mind.

Okay.

MF, what's going on?

I have two weekends in mind.

For a Michigan metro Detroit area, let's call it the infrared renaissance.

Infrared Renaissance.

MF Poppers, what's going on, bro?

It's gonna be infrared Renaissance.

So, what I'm thinking is, I'm gonna get a venue.

And the idea, I don't know if this is going to happen.

Okay, I need to see how many people can even make this shit.

I don't know how many people can come.

If not enough people can come, that's okay.

I don't want y'all to go out of your way.

I don't want y'all to take out loans from the bank.

I don't want y'all to have to cancel all your plans.

I don't want you to cancel your grandma's funeral for this shit.

This is going to be the most super chill thing.

And it's purely a cultural event.

This is not, you're not institutionally bound.

Like, this is not a party thing where you have to call.

Oh, you, we're not doing the sergeant butt clench.

So, yeah, sir, you gotta go.

No, no, no, no.

Just chill.

This is a cultural renaissance event.

This is for the accultured individuals.

For acculturation purposes.

You understand?

Um.

And I'm not spending too much money on this shit either, okay?

So this is gonna be super chill.

And I might get a team together and we could figure it's don't get high expectations.

It's not gonna be like a grandiose event.

But what I'm thinking is I'll get a venue in Metro Detroit and it will have like maybe like you know we got a projecture screen, hopefully.

We got a sound system and we're just all gonna we're gonna kick it back and chill.

And we're gonna like celebrate infrared.

We're gonna have music, infrared playlists, bangers be playing.

We'll have um

We'll have, maybe I'll even make like an exhibition of our famous memes and inside jokes and all that kind of shit.

And we're just going to explore the infrared subculture.

It's going to be like a cultural renaissance, renaissance.

And I encourage if people come, I encourage you to bring stuff that you memes you've made and you even print them out and frame them.

And, you know, like we just have this gathering as it's going to be a community meetup.

It's my vision for this, all right?

And it's going to be totally chill the whole time.

There's going to be no, like,

So, if you don't want to come, don't come.

Or if you feel like you have to sacrifice to it, don't I don't want you to do that.

This is basically gonna be an infrared, like, like, like, um, gala.

Is that what a gala is?

I don't know.

It's gonna be like, um,

It's gonna be like a like a chill.

Like, it's not gonna be like a rager, like a party rager, but it's gonna be like a fun time.

Purely just like a cultural thing, okay?

And I don't know how many people would even be able to make this.

I don't want people to feel left out if they can't make it.

I'm not putting a lot of resources into this.

And you know, what about lodgings?

Good luck, bruh.

I already got my own place here.

Y'all got to fend for y'allselves.

All right.

All I'm going to be doing is probably getting the venue.

Maybe some other stuff.

I'm not getting y'all food.

I'm not getting y'all lodgings.

I'm not getting y'all transportation.

So that's what I'm trying to say.

Like, this is the thing where it's like, I want to see.

Who would come to this basically, you know?

Y'all gotta fend for yourselves in Detroit, all right?

This is not a party thing.

This is not gonna be even that organized.

It's gonna be in the metro Detroit area if it happens.

So, I wanna really quickly take a survey and I wanna see.

Okay, so the dates are gonna be late August, so the 22nd or the 29th of August.

So, just roughly, I wanna get a and don't lie on this poll, all right?

I wanna get a rough idea.

Of like who could make this in general.

Alright.

Uh

So so y'all

You shouldn't have to even take long to decide.

All right, so we're going to just have this go for 30 seconds.

So I want to see who can make it.

Alright.

I wanna see who can make it that's present.

And the reason is 'cause nobody nobody could make this shit.

That's okay.

That that's also good information, all right?

Um

That's also useful information.

All right.

Because I want to, I'm trying to figure out.

Um, I'm trying to figure out like I'm trying to figure out like at what scale should this be or what even could it be or even if it can happen because like yeah, I don't I understand it's a month notice, it's not a lot.

Um, yeah, I was thinking we this would be something I would do if we have like 40 minimum people, but I understand it's like people need more time in advance.

Um, this would be a weekend.

Okay, let me do it again so you have more information.

I don't know if y'all are confused.

It's gonna be a weekend late August, one of the weekends, probably a Saturday, late August, either the 23rd or the 30th.

So that's what it would be.

I want to see, and let me make the poll go for two minutes, not 30 seconds.

Um all right, and I'm only gonna do it if we can get 40 people minimum, otherwise, it's not gonna be worth it, or maybe maybe like 20, 30 people, you know.

Um, I'm just trying to see.

Um

Okay.

The infrared.

Yeah, this would this yeah.

A larger event.

We might have to do it like later, perhaps even twenty twenty six type of thing.

I did want to do a Dearborn event this year, but uh th shit is so hectic.

I'm going to Iraq in like a f a week, a few weeks.

I'm going to be in Iraq for like a week.

So it's kind of tough.

Um

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

Interview Hakeem.

What are you talking about?

Oh, oh, 'cause you can be in Iraq.

Okay, yeah.

Um

Okay.

I don't want to interview Hakeem.

I got better things to do.

I'll tell you what it's for later.

But on some real shit.

Alright.

Alright, now let me take a let me let me just for shits and giggles take a different poll.

All right.

Now let me see something.

What if it was in December?

Okay.

Let me see.

What if it was in December?

Yes, no.

'Cause yeah, one month notice is not

is not ideal.

You know.

Can y'all see the pole?

Damn, this pole's not working.

Ye I don't know what the fuck's wrong with it.

Should be uh uh glitching.

Hold on, let me let me do this again.

Okay, hold on.

Alright, the poll should be up right now.

So, if it's in December, what do you think?

No one can see the poll?

Huh

Uh Amirio, could you make this poll please?

'Cause uh

Cause nobody can see this shit.

You can see it.

I don't see anyone voting on it.

I don't see vote results.

It's gone.

Bro, this shit is so cooked, it's so glitched.

Alright.

Bro, the pole's not working.

Holy shit.

All right, uh, ones if you could make it in December, how about we just type ones?

And I'll just see.

Yeah, kick is shit.

Okay.

It looks like a lot of people could make it in December.

You could probably have like 30, 40 people make it in December.

Right?

It's gonna be cold as fuck.

Yo, yo.

That's the infrared aesthetic is the winter.

Um.

Right.

Alright.

Alright, so yeah.

I I'm going to try to take another poll.

Like, I don't know why the poles are not working so I can get a better because this is what I wanted to do today: get this pole.

I wanna go get and I wanna see if there's at least forty people that could.

Mm-hmm.

Bro, why are the poles not working?

Yo, backtrack, what's going on, bro?

How come the poles don't fucking work?

This is disgusting how the poles don't work.

Uh, there's gotta be a way.

Okay, you know what I could do?

I could create a pole, straw pole.

Let me do that.

Create a pool.

Um

Alright, you just do it like this: create pull, share, copy.

This is so chill that I can just see the results.

All right.

Alright, here's what I'm gonna do guys.

I'm gonna just plug the link in the chat.

And y'all give me the results.

Just vote in this shit.

And I'm gonna plug it in the Discord as well.

No fucking way you can't do this.

What do you mean?

Bro what do you mean?

It doesn't work?

Yeah, it does work.

What the fuck are you guys talking about?

Alright, hold on.

I'll plug it in the Discord.

Alright, right here.

Infrared Renaissance

In December.

Alright, let me see.

Um okay.

Okay.

Um okay.

Should we even vote if we're not near Detroit?

Yeah, yeah.

The point is that you'd be coming.

Like ki k would you be able to come to this?

Not do you like the idea.

It's like could you come to it if it was in December?

Um

We'll see.

Okay.

Yeah, it looks like 40 people so far.

40, at least 40 could come.

I'm sure even more could come actually.

I'm sure we could get 50 for sure.

Probably 50, yeah.

Um.

And this would probably be during like holidays, maybe.

What if we did it for New Year's?

Would you all be down for that?

Or do you guys want to spend it with your families?

Which is also totally fine.

I don't know.

Um s guy, nothing's been actualized or concretized yet.

Uh this is just like purely

We're spitballing.

This is purely a matter of spitballing.

Alright.

Just trying to see if we could get.

All right, at least 50 people.

Okay.

51 people.

Okay.

Okay, that's doable.

That's for real doable.

Alright.

I got uh that's that's that's some good food for thought actually.

That's some good consideration of food for thought.

It'd be like a Christmas thing.

No, I'm kidding.

Um

All right, I will I will I just wanted to get a pulse on, you know,

How many of y'all could do this?

Um

Would you be reading selections from the book?

Honestly, hopefully it's done by then.

I hope it's done by then.

I hope it's actually finished by then, but if it's not, I would.

Um.

I could even like have it be a book launch at that point, you know, I don't know.

I dunno.

Uh I it definitely would be something special for sure.

Alright, so this is this is the data that I needed, honestly.

Again, this is not a party event.

Although party members are obviously welcome.

This is a cultural event.

This is not a.

Like official, this is not an official event.

This is a do you know what the difference between that cultural event?

Think of it like an art gallery.

Except it's not an art gallery at all.

It's more like a

It's like uh it's like a cultural event.

Yeah, it's an infrared cultural event.

Yeah, do not fucking wear a suit to this.

Holy shit.

Um, ACP shit is welcome, obviously.

ACP stuff is welcome.

You can rep ACP there, that's totally fine.

But this is the reason I would I'm drawing a distinction is that this is about culture.

This is like

humor, comedy, memes, good music, cool aesthetics, just things like that.

Everything we love the infrared community for everything that's and like I was thinking what we would have

We would have like um like in real life debates of all the community beef and drama.

We'd have like rap battles.

We'd have community debates.

It would just be like a chill time.

It would straight up just be some chill shit.

Um.

And maybe maybe I could find a way to kind of make it the reason I don't want to do it under the party's banner is I don't want people to feel obligated to come.

It's not an obligation.

I don't want you all to just come because you feel like

You're doing it for the cause.

I want you guys to actually come to enjoy some culture, to partake in this culture, this subculture, right?

Um

Nothing is finalized and also there's probably one we're also going to be doing in the West Coast as well, but I will tell you about that later.

It'll be held in Detroit in Metro Detroit and nothing it's nothing has even been decided yet.

Like nothing has even been done.

It's just like purely an idea for now.

purely an idea and nothing else.

What the hell is Jackson sending me?

Who the fuck is this?

Oh cool.

I think Jackson's still in Venezuela.

Cool.

Cool stuff.

If there's gonna be a West Coast event, I retract my vote.

Yeah, we'll figure it out.

We'll figure it out.

We'll figure out can we bring food?

Bro, this is also, it's still gonna apply.

Like, y'all gonna have to fend for yourselves, all right?

Bring food.

I mean, it's j it just can't smell bad.

My my rules are: nothing can smell bad.

I don't want to be around anything that smells bad.

I don't want to be around anything that is dirty or smells bad.

And obstructs my aura.

I don't want my aura to be contaminated.

That includes.

Um

Nobody can be cringe.

So, okay, this was just some idea I had in my head.

Uh again, it may not happen at all.

I just wanted to see, like, if it did happen, who could come?

I'm actually kind of surprised nobody can come for August, like, only ten people.

But

Um, it does make sense.

It's pretty short notice actually.

I'm a spontaneous person, yeah, exactly.

Uh so

You know.

Um, August.

Look, I may put together something very, very small.

Um but we'll see.

But don't worry about it.

Um don't worry about it.

It would be like very very small though.

And it probably would just not yeah.

Alright, so.

So that's all I was wanting to ask for that portion.

So that's the survey that I wanted to ask you all about, okay?

Can we get some East Coast stuff?

Bro, I'm not.

I'm like what are you talking about?

All right.

The only reason I there's a West Coast thing that might happen is because

There's a way it can be hosted.

Um and that's it.

Not because what where the fuck is this telegram noise coming from?

Right here.

There we go.

Uh yeah.

Pronoun groups, what the fuck are you talking about?

When are you coming to Florida?

I think I might just go to Florida right after I come from Iraq.

But in Iraq, I'm gonna be skipping the gym for like a week.

So in Florida, I'm gonna need to be going to the gym for the duration that I'm there.

I will tell Harold, I'll give him like at least a month's notice.

It's either gonna be early September

Or it's gonna be a late, late, late, late, late August.

Um

Yeah, I'll let you know at least.

Is a month notice good or you need longer, Harold.

For Florida.

A month?

Okay, for sure, for sure.

I'll let you know about that.

I'll definitely let you know about that.

Will Israel nuke me in Iraq?

Uh I guess they can.

But as y'all know, I don't I don't fucking f I'm not scared of nothing.

Yo, V Volk Vulture will be there?

No.

How the Volk Vulture will be in Florida?

No fucking way.

No way, that would be incredible.

Um

That's crazy.

That's crazy cool.

All right.

Are y'all?

So

Uh yeah, I'm going to Iraq.

Uh like, you know, in a week and a half.

I'm being Iraq.

And I'm gonna be traveling there.

And I also may be going to China pretty soon.

And uh you're gonna understand why I'm going.

Once I'm there, you'll understand.

I'm not going to Iran.

Nope.

Uh and look on some real shit.

Uh like to be completely honest

Uh to be s completely one thousand million percent real.

To be one thousand percent real.

It's so strange that I'm streaming on a Wednesday night.

That's so strange.

Oh, yeah, by the way, guys, tomorrow we're doing our Confront the Chairman.

And I have it on Good Word.

Strail Staney, what's up?

I have it on Good Words that, um.

We're going to have some major ops be showing up to our confront the chairman.

There's some also like intel I have that's so hilarious that I want to share with y'all, but I don't know if I this shit is so funny.

This shit is so funny.

Um

Alright.

The Wreckers are about to form like a new cult, like a literal cult.

And uh we're gonna see empirically if they can if they can organize better than us.

But yeah, that's they're actually doing that.

It's like a cult with like five people in it and it's nationwide and they're forming it.

Uh just stay tuned.

That's just gonna be so funny to witness.

And we're it's gonna be an empirical test.

It's gonna be an empirical test.

All this shit you talk about us, whether we have our shit together, we're gonna see if they can have their shit together and and do it better than we do.

I'm I'm actually so like hyped to see this.

Um so yeah, it's gonna be like some nasty polycule or some shit.

Anyway y'all.

Stay tuned for more on that front.

So I've been I've been uh I've been g getting back into the rhythm of going to the gym and being at the gym.

And uh I gotta find a way to conserve my energy because I talked about this yesterday, but like every time I'm traveling

Because I'm not going to the gym every day, I have all this spare energy and it's like so cool, it's so great.

But the reason I'm losing my energy is 'cause when I go to the gym, I do a lot of cardio.

I used to never do cardio in infrared history.

I never did cardio.

The cardio saps up my energy big time, and that like makes it difficult for me to do everything else that I do.

Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, y'all notice I got pretty chunky 2023 and I lost the weight.

I'm I'm pretty lean still.

I'm about 175, 176.

Um

And you know, that's just because of the cardio that I do.

But that is taking the energy away.

So I got to figure out how to get more energy.

obtain more energy, you know.

Uh so we'll see.

We'll see.

Spit some Azerbaijan wisdom, that's s some real shit, honestly.

That's some real shit.

Huh?

What?

Bounding mode?

What the hell are you talking about, bro?

Cybernetic dialectic.

I don't even want to hear about that.

I didn't wanna hear about that.

I don't even wanna know what that is.

Sometimes I just see some shit and I'm like, it's a strange world we live in.

So, yeah, I mean, oh, yeah, by the way, guys, I'm probably gonna be in Chicago this weekend.

I'm probably gonna be in Chicago.

Again, like, I know it's super short notice, yada, yada, yada.

But if you're in Chicago, um

I'm going to be visiting the Chicago chapter because they have a few events going on Friday and Saturday, and I'm going to be there for both of them in all likelihood.

I can't totally promise it.

I'll be in Chicago Friday and Saturday minimum.

Uh so if y'all are in Chicago

And you want to see yours truly?

I'm going to be in Chicago.

Uh so yeah.

So that's an important announcement.

I and also I might even live stream, IRL stream some of it.

We'll see if there's good content.

Uh, Friday, Saturday, this this weekend, I'm gonna be just driving there this weekend.

I'll just be driving there, you know, like straight up.

It's only about a four-hour drive.

I can do that.

You know, bro, I I'm not telling y'all to fly from around the world to go to Chicago in five days.

I'm just saying like if y'all are in Chicago, uh I'm gonna be there.

Uh it's gonna be party stuff though.

I also want to check in with the Michigan chapter.

Sometime soon.

But uh yeah, give me a second y'all.

Give me a second.

Come to Brazil.

I don't know what that meme means, but I don't know if it's a meme, I don't know what it is, but the honest answer is that is just not happening.

Like I am not coming to Brazil.

Anytime soon.

And and the and the main reason is I don't speak Brazilian.

I don't speak y'all language.

And we well, y'all language sounds like to normal people, if you if you need to know the truth.

I mean, I didn't wanna go there.

I didn't wanna go there, but since you wanna invite me there.

I could go there in terms of how y'all language sounds to normal people.

What y'all sound like to the ears of a normal person.

A person who just

Has no biases, but just here's how y'all talk.

And this is what y'all sound like.

Ready?

Wait.

By John Gini Motano, by John Jini Motano Java Mano Ni Miniano, Johnny Minano, Bar Minyaman, Bolsonaro, Baro Baru Nepisomane, Baro Sevin, Bolsonaro.

Nulla de Silva Bolsonaro.

Dam don't jee me bombano.

Ya me ma that's how y'all sound.

That's how y'all sound.

Jama bolsonaro, jamo ni bira brebani lo jiamo baba bab na bab blab blab blab.

That's how y'all sound.

And I I only have so much patience for that, you know?

I only got so much

I have a Portuguese meter.

I can only hear so much of it.

Before I'm like, What the hell are y'all saying?

Like you got South America, a very big continent, everything Spanish, whatever, and there's this giant country that just speaks this really obscure language, Portuguese.

Portuguese got salazar camo chiller But on some real shit, I mean Portugal Portuguese Porto

Uh Port Ps there's something interesting going on in Portugal.

I'm gonna be real.

If you know, you know, you know.

But uh

I mean, Portugal has got some things going for it.

On some real shit.

Uh it's got some things going for it.

But, you know.

Did you guys know I saw on TikTok apparently Brazil and Indonesia have beef?

Apparently there's a Brazil-Indonesia like Cold War going on.

Like the two most brain rotted online countries have beef.

The country that created Tung Tung Tung Sohur and that like like Indonesia and Brazil are like vying for competition over like

the global country.

That's just like people that play Overwatch.

On the on the voice chat.

I don't I've never played Overwatch in my life, but it's like that's the vibe.

Indonesia and Brazil, they give off the vibe that like these people just play Overwatch.

And they're always in the chat like Giamovija, I'm from Brazil, I'm playing the game on Overwatch.

That's what they saw they seem like they're they they have that global civilization thing.

Anyway, Brazil and and and Indonesia like have a huge war going on.

It's it's it's like transcends geography.

I don't know what it what it means.

But it's happening.

And we're all gonna have to take a side.

And we're all gonna have to take a side, really.

Um

Also, Brazil has like all these strange political parties in it.

Like really strange random things.

Censored the address, what are you talking about?

What address?

Resong bomb

What the hell are you talking about, dude?

Mecha Reb?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh, you're trying to type something on kick.

I was gonna say, like, what are you talking about?

Fucking weird ass, ominous thing to say.

Jesus Christ.

People need to chill.

Like holy shit.

Like what's the point?

What's the point?

Alright.

Can I play soccer?

Now that's an interesting question.

Can I run around kicking a ball with zero willpower?

The the the hands, the the the the organs of human will

Of human will.

Are totally just you can't use them and you're kicking balls around.

And am I a ball kicker?

Do I kick balls?

Do I run around up and down kicking balls with my feet?

Playing footsie with kicking.

Do I do that?

No, I don't fucking do that because I have dignity.

If I was ever playing soccer, I would pick that shit up.

And I would assert the indomitable human will and spirit.

Because I'm not a kicker.

I'm not a foot

Kicker.

Ball kicker.

Who's just trotting around, skipping around?

Feet are supposed to be used for walking and running so only on an emergency.

And

Not

This perversion of just what are we just kicking stuff around, it's ridiculous.

It's ridiculous.

Um, it's absurd.

I want to entertain it.

Alright.

Uh FIFA soccer.

I've never seen a single jacked FIFA person.

FIFA, everyone fr who's like big in FIFA, they they're built like Sid from Ice Age.

It's like the most like lanky sport of all time, where the whole point of it is just to like

It's to be a prairie dog.

It's like the, it's like, what is that?

What is that song?

From that one movie.

I like to move it, move it.

Where all the like prairie dogs, wherever the fuck those animals were.

They all getting up.

Madagascar.

That's exactly the the lemurs.

I'm not a what I'm not what what do I look like what do I look like I'm gonna be running around the field

Do you know how wide I am?

I'm wide Putin too.

And imagine the absurdity, the ridiculousness that I'm running around a field as wide Putin too.

Kicking balls around, trotting around.

It's absurd.

I'm not a runner, I'm a walker.

I walk.

I walk to my destination.

Who the fuck's gonna make me run?

I don't run for shit.

If I chase someone, I'm like Jason Voorhees.

I walk menacingly.

I walk in the 'cause eventually I'm gonna catch up.

Cause eventually I'ma catch up.

I I take my every everybody's on my time.

I'm not gonna be running for shit.

All right.

Now, was I running past the crackhead camps in LA?

Uh okay, fine.

I just didn't 'cause I'll tell you what, me and Isaac were walking to the gym through like the crackhead slums of LA and we were walking through a tunnel and there were like homeless people.

I don't call them homeless people.

I would say they're just like crack fiends on the sidewalk in the tent.

Now.

And they were out tweaking, by the way, like yelling and tweaking, like, like, yeah.

Anyway, I was about to walk past them.

And then I th an idea came to my head.

I was like, what if one of them's waiting in their tent?

And they're like

They're like ready to fire.

And like I walk by and they it's like a splatter of diarrhea and they just shit on me.

'Cause that's some shit they would do, right?

And I got I was like hell no, so I I I I I ran around it.

Um

Shit, man, I'm not taking no risks.

Azur was like, that shit is terrible.

That's what I'm scared.

The only people I'm scared of.

Like

Because I've heard stories they're throwing shit on people.

Like, that's that's where you cross the line.

You can stab me, you can shoot me, all this, but shit.

Shitting on people, throwing shit on people.

I will, I will, I will do the second 9-11 if that ever happens to me.

I'm just kidding.

That's a joke.

But like that would push me off the edge for real.

Like that would actually push me off the edge.

I would I would I would no longer be human if that happened to me.

How does this relate to soccer?

Because I'm talking about, I don't run.

I'm not a runner.

There's only one thing that makes me run, and that's the idea.

Um I'm not a runner.

I'm a walker.

I walk

I walk.

It's like that music video.

Move, bitch, get out the way.

And I'm like, he's got the big arms just throwing people out the way.

That's what I do.

What's wrong with soccer is because a bunch of people are trotting around, running around, skipping around.

I don't do that.

I walk.

Uh it's beneath my dignity to be skipping and hopping around like the Easter bunny playing soccer.

I don't do that.

I'm not built like that.

Can't run from the truth exactly.

Um these bouncy soccer people, it's just like it's not for me, I'll never do it.

Um

I I'm meant to walk with Aura.

Aura.

You know, I walk.

I walk like Mr.

McMahon, the WWE guy.

What's his name?

Mr.

McMahon?

What's his name?

That guy, he walks a certain way.

That's how I walk too.

Vince McMahon, that's how I walk.

Now, do I agree with that?

Is that a good guy?

He's not a good guy, but I do walk that way.

That is how I walk, Mick Mahone.

My thoughts on basketball.

Basketball's chill.

Basketball is chill.

I like basketball.

Um

Basketball is chill.

I'm gonna make sure this is the guy, Vince McMahon, yeah, that's the guy.

Uh people running basketball.

Yeah, but it's like you don't have to.

You don't have to.

You can just be that guy, be walking around.

Also, it's not, it's different.

Like in basketball, listen, in basketball, when people are running, it's like the human will, the human will, the human will.

It's like the indomitable spirit.

They're like, they're after something.

They got purpose.

They have motivation.

They're going towards something.

They're climbing towards something.

They're being drawn towards something.

And they're chasing it.

They're in control.

But then you got these soccer people.

They're just trotting around.

They're just passively trotting around.

It's ridiculous.

It's an insult.

It's an affront.

It's an affront to the human condition.

You know?

All your willpower's gone, you're just uh you're just trotting around, you're skipping around.

Like an idiot.

Shaq walks around in basketball exactly.

Um

And uh

You know, football, I respect football.

But basketball is the best, but I respect football.

Because again, the human will is is involved.

Um do I like watching football?

Fuck no, I don't.

No, I don't.

I like watching battle.

I like if they had football where it's a fight, that would be so cool.

Do I want to?

You know what I hate about football?

It's like you watch a play and it's like 15 seconds and then you have to wait and there's always some fucking asshole talking.

And there he is.

It looks like Ron McSharter is definitely in his play formation.

I mean, he talks for 45 seconds.

I can't stand it.

I don't recognize the inherent beauty uh the in the patience soccer requires.

Can I tell you the truth?

I'm just gonna nuke every single person here who's a soccer fan.

Can I nuke you so you wake up?

Can I nuke you?

Can I drop the nuke?

I will anyway.

The nuke is that soccer is the sport.

Of America's Slaves

Everyone in the world plays this extremely weak slave-like sport except what this the hegemon America, right?

Because everyone is passively acknowledging that the only country with will is the US hegemony.

And it's like this, it's like you know how Nietzsche Nietzsche had slave morality and master morality in sports.

That's how it is for sports.

Like soccer is the slave morality, and like football is the master morality.

Because the whole world will not invent a sport that they use the arms because they're terrified of stepping on America's toes.

So like all of these like pussy pro-Western, pro-U.S.

elites, they're like, don't don't jee me bomb bano, don't don't jee me, bomb banana, and they're playing fucking FIFA backtrack because they know their place in the global hierarchy.

They're accepting their place as subordinates to the US Empire.

I just fucking dropped a nuke on every single one of y'all, FIFA fans.

And you won't even thank me for it.

The most pro-multipolar sport is MMA because Khabib changed it all.

Khabib literally, it was like the second 9-11 in the world of the sport, like not in a good way, or sorry, 9-11.

I mean, never mind, forget that analogy.

Um.

Like MMA is like fighting, right?

Khabib comes from Russia and he's like, I don't give a fuck about this hierarchy.

Khabib was like the SMO.

When Khabib like repopularized combat sports, that was like the SMO.

That was like Putin launching the SMO.

Like the whole world is doing this cringe soccer bullshit.

Vysenko, what's going on?

I can't speak on water polo.

I don't even know what that is.

Like, everyone was doing this cringe hierarchy where they're like, only the tough guys play football.

We're just going to play soccer because we're the soccer countries.

We're a soccer country.

We're subordinates.

And then Khabib comes and he launches the SMO on the whole thing.

He changes the rules-based world order, right?

Um

I heard Khabib was on some Ukraine shit.

I mean, fuck.

That's now.

That's neither here nor there.

I'm talking about the past, the glory days and the 2010s.

Right?

So, like, MMA.

MMA is

MMA is like the the the the the the multipolar sport.

Otherwise, you got football countries, you got soccer countries.

All right, the USA is the country where.

That's the master sport is football.

And then the soccer countries are just all America's bitches.

All the soccer countries are subordinates of the US Empire.

I just nuked the world, okay?

And you may you're gonna be upset that I said a lot of people will be upset that I said this, but you needed to fucking hear it.

Because all these pro-American elites that run these soccer countries, they are selling out their countries to the US dollar, okay?

And I'm I'm literally a liberator when I say this shit.

Like, I'm I'm not your enemy.

I'm trying to wake y'all up.

This sport, it's like the symbol of cuckoldry to the US Empire.

Y'all gotta you gotta invent a new sport where y'all are like using your arms and you have willpower.

Cause this is ridiculous.

Soviet was a soccer country.

No, Soviet was a combat sports country and it was a powerlifting country and it was a gymnastics country.

Gymnastics.

The Soviet Union was a gymnastics country, okay?

Don't sit here and tell me it was a soccer country.

Yeah, it was a hockey country.

Exactly.

It was a hockey country.

Hockey is like football.

It's like basketball.

It's like you're using your willpower.

That was a hockey country.

That was a gymnastics country.

Okay.

Yeah, they liked soccer, but that was just them.

That was Gorbachev's revisionism, to be real.

Yeah, that was the element.

That was like the revisionist pro-US clique taking over.

Right.

They were their main bedrock was gymnastics.

It was gymnastics and it was hockey.

Okay.

But soccer countries never have a seat at the table in world politics.

Soccer countries do not sit at the big dog's table.

Okay?

Um, and I'm telling y'all that for your own good.

Look at Europe right now.

Trump just made a deal with Europe.

The deal was literally that meme where like Trump was like, uh I get everything, in return you get nothing.

That was the fucking meme.

Wait, what?

In Flor in football there's shit like Florida State, yeah.

The the the horse with the spear, that's all, yeah.

So I just nuked a lot.

I mean, look, now there's going to be someone who's like in the party.

They're like, watch, someone's going to be like, I play soccer professionally.

Does this mean I'm not, bro?

Chill.

All right.

Literally, chill.

Like, preemptively, I'm saying chill.

All right.

Anyway, I'm allowed to have opinions that are just my own.

They're just my personal opinions.

Okay.

Anyway.

Um, what kind of sport does China rep?

Uh, China, I'm just gonna not even make anything up.

I don't know, I don't know.

Yeah, China's gymnastics.

They're also gymnastics.

There you go, gymnastics.

Uh, which is respectable.

Gymnastics, it's like the pure human will, human

You know, gymnastics, that's how you say it, by the way.

In ancient Greek, that's how they would say it.

Uh, and badmint I never understood the badminton thing, but to each their own.

And they do like basketball, that's true.

That's true.

Ten yeah, the ping pong thing, and I don't understand it, but it is what it is.

Uh it is what it is.

Every to each their own.

Everybody's got their own thing.

I learned how to play chess when I was in LA.

We would go to a Yemeni coffee shop and they were teaching me how to play chess.

And uh first Marcello and Isaac taught me and then um

Then Kyle came and uh you know, I'm I'm getting there.

But I still find it boring.

I just, it's not that I get I lose my patience, I lose interest.

It's like, okay, this is boring.

Um

Also, that guy Gary Kasparov, I can't fucking stand that guy.

Like, I literally hate that guy.

Genius being wasted on chess, yeah.

For real.

I always liked checkers more.

Checkers was so much fun when I was growing up.

Checkers is like the fun one, right?

I thought it was Alex tried teaching you.

Hmm?

No.

Trying to see if I forgot something.

Dominoes, I don't even know how to fucking play that.

I don't know how to play dominoes.

I don't know how to play anything except

Arm wrestling and rock, paper, scissors.

That's a classic.

Rock, paper, scissors, such a classic.

Um

Tic-tac-toe goes hard.

Yeah, tic-tac-toe is fun.

That's just fun.

Uh Uno, I don't know what the fuck that is.

I've heard of it.

Poker?

No, I'm not an e I'm not a money waster.

This is poker is just where you're just sitting.

Imagine if I have shades on, you're just like.

Pop pup pupp poker face pupp poker face

This is poker, ready?

This is poker.

You got the cards.

You just imagine you got the sunglasses.

Got that smug smile.

Checkmate.

They just move their cards and like apparently something happened.

And everyone's like, oh my god, what did he do?

He put the card on the table.

Oh my god, the card just on the table.

And like everyone's freaking out and like nothing happened.

He just took a fucking piece of paper and he's like

Wow, oh my God What a great sport.

You know what?

Like, you know how you go to the zoo and you see chimpanzees and there's like all this random shit?

Like nothing's happening and then suddenly they're like baaa!

And then like some crazy like randomness.

What if they have their own shit?

'Cause like you look at a poker table and someone just put a c a piece of paper on the table and everyone starts freaking out as if something meaningful happened.

What if it's the same thing with chimpanzees?

Like it seems like nothing happened, but like it was just like this thing they do that means a lot.

Right to them.

There's something going on.

I went to the zoo when I was in um

When I was in the Bay Area I went to the zoo in Oakland.

I went to the Oakland Zoo.

And I saw the ch the chimpanzees, by the way, they're so small.

I keep hearing people tell me that, oh, chimpanzees can rip your arms off and they're so strong.

They're literally like this big.

Very under I keep forgetting how small these stupid animals are, they're so small.

Um, I could beat the shit out of any chimpanzee, okay?

That's the most stupid small animal.

I could go, I could literally just beat, I just slap the shit out of a chimpanzee, and every single chimp will know its place.

That tiny animal is a big threat to me, and it can rip my arm.

Get the hell out of here, all right?

They're really weak and small and pathetic.

Alright.

So that's the truth.

And then I saw the monkeys.

And um the ones that are like ooh

With like the big

Um throats or the big like necks, or it's like a frog, it's like big anyway.

You know what I think?

You know the whole thing of like evolution?

Like if I was a creationist, this would be my view.

I would just say some guy saw this stupid monkey and was like, That kinda looks like a person and they just like made up that we descended from them, even though we didn't.

Like, you could do the same thing with any other animal and say it kind of looks like a human.

But they decided to do that for like a stupid monkey.

And then, um, yeah.

If I was the creationist, that's w that would be my argument.

I'd just be like, It's really stupid how some guy just thought this is where human beings came from 'cause it kind of looks like a person.

Um, because it's like it has l like arms and legs and shit.

Um so

I'm I'm I don't I wouldn't say I'm a creationist in the evangelical sense where they're literally like the earth is five thousand years old.

Uh that's a little fucking stupid.

Frank did I offend someone for saying that?

Sorry, you fucking wake up and live in the real world.

It's a little fucking stupid to say the earth is like 7,000 years old.

Like, that's really fucking stupid.

Okay.

Shh.

It's fucking stupid.

Um, and if that offends you, like, too bad.

Like literally get with the program and wake up, live in the real world.

Anyway, um

What was I saying?

Oh, I was at the zoo and all the I wanna comment on all the animals I saw.

Uh tigers are really cool.

But they were sleeping the whole time instead of performing for human entertainment, which is what uh which is what animals exist to do.

Perform, entertain,

Ah, but they just sit around and do nothing.

That's what animals at the zoo do.

And um but I'll tell you the most impressive animal that I saw.

Oh, by the way, giraffes are really stupid.

They're like really stupid animals.

Just rid just ridiculous.

Just a ridiculous, like stupid creature.

Um that du that doesn't deserve to exist.

Um

Like

It's just stupid looking.

What else can I say?

And then, um, the most cool animal was a Jaguar.

I didn't know they were that big.

The Jaguar is such a cool animal.

It's like big and it looks really cool.

So, the Jaguar was super impressive.

I was very impressed by that animal at the Oakland Zoo, the Jaguar.

Very cool animal.

They didn't have elephants.

I wanted to see an elephant, they didn't have one.

But I saw that in the first of all, Cambodia and Thailand are going to war.

I don't know if it's over already.

But I saw that Thailand has elephants and they dress them up.

Like they put pants on him and they they put him in a literal like army uniform and they put for some reason like M16s on its side like as if the elephant's gonna reach for a fucking gun and use it.

I don't know.

It was very strange.

Uh I don't know what the war was about, but

Cambodia is the in the right, right?

Um

Would I eat elephant?

No, I wouldn't.

I actually wouldn't.

I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't do that's a little messed up.

It's far too messed up for my taste.

I would not eat an elephant.

Um

I would definitely.

Why are you hating on war elephants?

Because it wasn't a war elephant.

It was an elephant dressed.

I'll just show you how stupid you look by showing it to you.

I'll just show it to you.

Yeah, look how stupid this is.

This is a war elephant.

Whose idea was this?

What's the purpose?

What's going on?

But s this is this is this is how these these nonsense

American tributaries in Southeast Asia or whatever.

This is how they are.

This is what's going on.

Okay, what is this?

Like when I you know what's funny?

When I first saw this, I think it was the morning.

So, I thought, oh, it makes sense.

It's like a utility.

I was like, oh, it must be like for, like, you know, they I'm sure like there's some terrain that only this can navigate.

And then, like, I kind of thought about it after five.

I was like, why is it wearing pants?

And why does it have these guns on its belt as if it's going to use them?

Like, when you first look at it, you don't think anything of it.

But the longer you think about it, the stranger it becomes.

Anyway, this is what you're defending.

This is like real life brain rot, by the way.

Yeah.

Cambodia uh they're going to war with Cambodia.

That's the war.

That's l I guess that's the war.

They're mobilizing the assault elephants.

That's how serious these nonsense tributary

Tributary nations are when it comes to geopolitics.

You know, say what you want about Putin, but he was very serious.

He was very serious.

You wouldn't mess with it?

Um

But why two machine guns?

Do you guys disagree this is the best composer?

Civilize the mind, make savage the body.

Civilize the mind may savage the body.

That's what that is.

Yo, I'm gonna.

Should we ratio Randy Fine?

I forgot.

I want us to do that today.

Randy Fine.

We're just gonna.

We're just gonna bully him, I guess.

I keep thinking about that.

Randy Fine.

I keep forgetting to do that.

All right, Congressman Randy Fine.

Let's see.

Shut the fuck.

Yeah.

Oof.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

All right.

Alright, maybe t I don't know if this is allowed.

But everyone, go like this.

All right.

Uh no, someone else can do that.

I'm gonna this is all I'm doing.

This is genius.

Yeah.

Can we get this to the amount of likes that it needs?

Everyone needs to boost.

Everyone needs to boost this.

Y'all gotta boost it.

Keep like saying I gotta I gotta say something o to Randy Fine.

Ah, so funny.

Okay.

S quite humorous, quite humorous.

Alright, I ratioed him, but he's gonna beat the ratio if we don't get this to one K.

This needs to be yeah, this needs to be like a crazy ratio, like one K, like incredibly ginormous gargantuan ratio.

It's already hilarious.

Shut the fuck up, you disgusting fat fuck.

I d I can't believe X allows this I can't believe X even allows me to say this.

Elon Musk's free speech.

Only Elon Musk's free speech made this possible.

Guys, we gotta get it to 1K.

Will Jackson.

Maybe I'll tell Jackson.

Yeah.

I should I should have Jackson uh check this out 'cause this is important.

We get we need this to get to 1k, alright?

Wait, let me find it.

Right.

Malundan scammer, he's awake, Jackson's awake.

He's awake.

Come on.

One, what does the world come to?

Hold on, what the hell?

All right.

120 out of 1000.

We're 10% where we gotta be, guys.

We're 10% there.

Make this go mega viral.

Boosted so large that it's bigger than Randy Fine.

Yeah.

You know nothing but a big and I mean big Oh, I am so funny comedy genius.

Comedy genius.

Imagine me and Randy Fine in Bosnian.

Recess, visited Avon Health Hospital on Daytona Beach.

And he's just like chilling.

And then this attacks him.

Yeah.

Wait, is this against the rules?

Let me see.

Oh my God, hold on.

Yeah.

Fat fuck is like crazy.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Alright.

Okay, give me the quick answer.

I'm assuming Grok if it's against the rules.

Do I have to delete it?

Oh no, it is against the rules.

I can't call a congressman a fat fuck.

Brock said so.

Holy shit.

Alright guys, I guess I gotta take it down.

I can't believe this.

This is crazy.

It's like censorship.

It's fucking total nineteen eighty four.

Actual nineteen eighty four.

It's fine.

I don't know guys.

Seems pretty risky to me.

Seems quite risky.

Seems quite risky guys.

Yeah.

This is so funny.

Yeah, pretty genius.

Maybe we should just boost this guy.

Let me just boost this guy.

Yeah, I might have to get rid of this tweet, guys.

Skit.

Can't risk it.

Can't do it.

I got to delete it, guys.

We'll figure it out.

Yeah, it's not worth it.

Alright, I'll delete it.

Tomorrow we'll we'll come back with a smarter one.

Be smarter, we'll be smarter about it.

Yeah.

Uh we gotta be smart.

Gotta have intelligence.

Tactical retreat, exactly.

That's exactly it.

A tactical retreat.

Alright y'all.

So

Is it just me or fucking Sidney Sweeney bullshit is um

All over

Um my T L.

My timeline

And I can analyze that.

I can give an analysis of it.

If you want.

Yeah, so the whole Sidney Sweeney thing, um.

I'll give an analysis from Lysenkoist perspective.

So obviously we know genes are not real, whatever.

Uh there's a commercial that they made.

It's like My genes are great.

Jeans are my genes are blue.

And they're talking about jeans in the Mendelian sense.

Yeah.

So look

Sweeney, um

Apparently she was at Jeff Bezos' wedding and she was like an escort for Jeff Bezos' son.

So she's like a big deal.

In the world of

Gooners.

But I don't know why, but like I feel like every time I go outside, like if I go to Wendy's, I'll find at least 10 women more fine than Sw Sidney Sweeney.

If I go to a mall, like I'll find 30 plus women like magnitudes more fine than Sidney Sweeney.

I don't she's not bad looking, but she's like, is she worth all the hubbub?

All this discourse, fuck no, right?

So I feel like what's going on is that the right wing.

Is discovering sexuality in a socialized way where they're like, Yeah, she's hot, right?

Do we all agree on this, right?

And it's like a socialized thing where they're like, Yeah, yeah, Sidney Sweeney's hot, right?

Right, right.

And they're like, It's not even based on their own taste, it's this purely like social signifier.

Created by people that I don't really think are heterosexual by nature.

Um or at least they're not authentically heterosexual like unconsciously.

Like they're not the type that like when they see fine shit walking by, they're like wow, they then they don't have that reflex.

When they see anything, they're like oh Sydney Sweeney's hot, right?

She's hot, right?

It's like that's what's going on.

Um it's really disgusting and and uh and uh and obscene.

Um

And

It's they're d yeah, I think the right they have a collection of other like e-girls that they

They like politicize in this way where they're like, Yes, this is it's so gross, bro.

It's like always these disgusting, like weird dudes that are like.

LARPing as it's like the anime girl thing.

It's like they like they have this like anime girl that they use as a sock puppet to libidinalize their ideology and tempt other men with

Like, there's actual dudes whose full-time job is to be like a succubus, but as a man, and you're just like posting images of Sidney Sweeney and, like, oh, let me tempt you with my ideology.

Like

And these are dudes.

These are dudes.

Right?

Um

They're like pretending to be women doing this shit.

I'm not saying Sidney Sweeney is like bad looking.

I'm just saying like.

Outside, there's you you will run into at least fifty plus women that are like significantly better looking than she is.

Like she's not that special.

She's the type that honestly I would forget after twenty minutes.

No, after five minutes, honestly.

Um

Like

I don't know what's going on, but it's strange and it's disturbing.

It's this like new way of socializing sexuality.

Um, where like no longer do people just like have

A more innate taste?

Um, it's more like, oh, yeah, we agree she's hot, right?

It's like a discourse, like we agree, right?

It's like, why should that matter?

I've never understood, why should it matter what other people think?

If anything, this is my logic has always been like this, right?

Like, I love when I think a woman is fine and no one else does.

Why?

Because ain't no competition.

I mean, shit, I got, you know, hey, more for me, you know?

It's like, why would I want to compete with other men?

If I don't have to.

So that's why I'm saying this whole thing is not these are not straight dudes who are behind this f meme because it's like it's a circle jerk.

They're not actually trying to like slide in.

If I thought Sidney Sweeney was fine, I would DM her.

I don't know if you guys know this, but I DM celebrities all the time.

I'm that delusional.

Like.

I'll find us, I'll watch a movie and I'll be like, shit, she's fine.

And I'll DM her, you know?

I mean shit, you may as well.

Um

But, like, that's not what the goal is.

The goal here is to create a discourse where, like, oh, yeah, we agree she's hot, right?

Let's all enjoy how much we agree she's hot and get in a fucking circle and jerk off about it.

It's like, that's just really weird, actually.

Just really strange.

Um.

Yeah.

That's that's my analysis.

Um that's my analysis.

But it is actually I'm gonna I'm gonna chime in on the commercial.

Yeah, that's some Nazi dog whistling for sure.

Are you fucking stupid?

She's talking about genetics and like they're making like a big deal of her like blonde and blue-eyed.

They of course these fucking these are Peter Thiel like college educated glasses wearers that understand and they're now do I think blonde hair and blue eyes is inherently like Nazi?

Of course not.

But they do.

These are university educated people that are like clearly trying to like dog whistle a certain meme where it's like oh the Aryan race.

It's like that's their fucking whole goal.

And the whole point is to generate the controversy because we're in the post woke dark woke era.

Where like they're like they wanna be like edgy, like, oh yeah.

Sidney Sweeney is so edgy.

Look how hot she is.

That's so edgy.

It's so edgy.

It's a it's a woman who's attractive.

This we're literally this is the Hinduftaization of America.

Like, all these disgusting right-wing dudes, these they're literally like becoming.

It's like Hindufta, you know, like these like

You're turning it into an idol that you worship.

And it's like, is there a chance that any of these men will ever have Sidney Sweeney?

No.

But, like, yeah, Sidney Sweeney Saur, Sidney Sweeney, Sar, please.

It's like they, you know, I feel like in India, when they're like on like the Indian guys on Facebook that would message girls being like, Can I see Bob and Vegeta?

Like, they don't think they'll ever, they don't even think they're going to be successful.

There's some weird other perversion going on where like they're getting off by doing this without any expectation they'll be successful.

Um and that's what's going on with the Sidney Sweeney thing.

Uh, brilliant.

That's my brilliant analysis.

By the way, I was just trying to cross the two-hour mark, which I did quite successfully.

So.

Egyptians are just as bad too.

Probably

So

Ah, alas.

Guys, tomorrow is

Tune in for tomorrow, all right.

We're gonna have a confront the chairman, and it's gonna be bloody.

Gonna be deb debates.

There's gonna be debates.

It can be really fun.

We have some lined up apparently.

So

I think that's it, I think we're done.

Uh I'm gonna go eat 'cause I'm hungry.

See you all tomorrow.

Bye-bye.