Haz from Infrared talks to InkBytes and Spits game | InfraredShow Stream

2021-09-03

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oh she started calling

hello

how's it going

damn

why are you taking so long

why are you waiting

what do you mean why am i waiting i

thought you're a busy man right yeah i

can tell ink bites it's okay i could

tell you're so nervous

yeah i don't really i don't really do

this no yeah like you

know it's okay okay

i mean like yeah i know it is

yeah

yeah okay

yours seem like the nervous one i mean

you've been sitting there waiting

you think that's because i'm nervous

i don't know do you tell me okay ink

bites let me ask you a question cause

i'm gonna be an honest guy i'll be

realistic

do you think i have good intentions with

you

yes absolutely not

absolutely not

okay i guess i'm naive

you guess what

i guess i uh okay wait so you don't have

any good intentions of educating me

i mean that's one way to put it

well i wanted to know about marxism and

londonism in the age of multipolarity in

the post-covet world

yes i want to know about marxism and

leninism

and the mo i thought you broke i thought

you i thought you broke up with your guy

and like you

know

no that's what's going on

do you have are you literate

yeah i'm literally what you mean

well i mean you did

uh did you read my message before you

called me

wait let me see what did this say

has call me and also

bonobos are better than gorillas and

hassan's better than you

yeah

all lies

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well my child seems to think so so i

don't know

really

yeah

yeah okay so wait where do you live

washington state

oh you don't live in the uk

no i don't live in the uk damn okay when

you coming to michigan

i'm not what you mean

to be in michigan yes you do

i don't i can give you

are you sure

yeah

oh yeah you don't have a reason to be

here

i mean i here look i think you should

come to michigan before colwood shuts

down the transportation

oh yeah what's what's special about

michigan

there's like a guy who lives there that

you should probably meet up with

yeah

yeah is he a cool guy does he have good

intentions absolutely not he has very

bad intentions

oh my god so are you going to teach me

about marxism

i mean if you want

yeah teach me about marxism are you

actually a marxist yeah

yeah

so how did you come how did you come to

become a marxist

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when i was like 14 years old

and what got you over to that side of

the aisle

i don't know i just landed there

just like how

you landed

in my discord call

is this you uh

i guess flirting

what

but you're taken right i would never do

that

exactly that would be very impolite yeah

so so have you ever lived in like a

in a country with socialist or welfare

policies

we're living in one now

we're living in one realm i suppose

there is some welfare policies in

america as well but it's not really set

up in the same way

have you ever been have you ever been to

socialist

not really socialist because none of

those countries actually work but

have you actually been to any socialist

countries ish um i'm trying to go to

china but

you really want to move to china

well i want to visit there

you want to visit yeah it's pretty cool

do you have like a strong point of view

with what it is that you're doing like

um i thought you were a political andy

yeah i kind of am

kind of mm-hmm

very withholden i thought you uh like to

educate people

i do but like there's some people like

that i educate in different ways

okay

you know what i mean like

i i really don't you really gotta give

me more detail

are you sure

yeah i'm very sure

the thing is is like

i don't know if those details are

allowed on twitch

okay

yeah he's a very mysterious boy isn't he

yeah

so wait what's washington so you live in

the state of washington

yeah in the state of washington why

um it's beautiful it's green it has

mountains it's gorgeous

true

but it's kind of like an area

that's where twin peaks was filmed

ah maybe

you know what that is

not really

you don't know you've never watched twin

peaks

uh i've heard of it

come watch it with me

right

it's on netflix

it's on netflix yeah you were such a

busy man though how do you have all this

time to watch netflix

um you know i'm saying like why do you

ask so many questions

that's what i do i'm really good at

asking questions i just did an interview

this is my pride bar since you are

looking at me um but yeah like i love

asking questions

it's kind of my thing

i'm a very curious cat

really

yeah so wait why do you have a british

accent

i taught myself english before i landed

in school because my sister is 10 years

older than me and would watch a lot of

like american television and i wanted to

interact with her so i taught myself

english and i got better at it than her

and but i taught myself we are watching

like british sitcoms in the morning so

wait where are you from

denmark

really i didn't know that

yeah i'm from denmark

how old are you

26.

really

you yeah

okay [ __ ] okay i'm 25.

i know you said so yesterday

so i'm younger than you

anna

what's that

you revered to anna

no i wasn't

yes you were

i was not rude

you were not rude no no

you're dismissive of her she's really

cute

yeah

and what's that got to do with this i

don't know okay so when you're breaking

up with your boyfriend

i'm not

what

still not yeah not happening

what if i debate him and whoever wins

gets you yeah i'm not i'm not an object

yeah i know what you mean you're not an

object

what does that got to do with it

i'm not surprised to be thought over oh

you're not a prize

well i am a prize but like not an object

i didn't see you an object

yeah well you can just win a woman by

doing a debate

can i order you on amazon

i mean you could try go ahead

let's see

you know what i'm saying all i'm trying

to say is that

you know how to okay who's your

boyfriend is he a streamer

he's not a streamer no it's not your

business

god damn

yeah so do you think it's fair to me

what is fair to you

like it's

a silly message

my child no i'm saying like

like is it fair to me that you already

got a boyfriend

i'm sorry i didn't consider your

feelings when i went ahead and started a

serious relationship yeah

i didn't even know you existed but i

should have considered your feelings

that's true that's what i'm saying you

know

uh let's see

yeah

be fair to this guy

um so

you wanted to call me to get educated

educated yeah information

share with me

teach me also like

like i would be your professor basically

yes my professor in marxism

and like

what if i give you detention

i guess i

don't listen to you and walk away is

that oh really

well i mean it's detention right like i

don't know i don't i haven't done

american detention before i've never

done detention before

how does it work

i mean um basically it means when the

whole class leaves like you stay

and you have to do what the professor

assigns you

that sounds really uh

toxic

potentially

why there signs you that i don't know

this sounds a bit wild hi paul

sounds wild

oh this sounds a bit wild and you're not

a wild person

i mean i am a bit wild yeah

i know i know

i mean

so what does ink bites mean

um egg parts means ink so i've got

tattoos and uh

and so bytes is just it was a reference

to my old gamer tag it had like bites

with wait what's that on your wrist

it's um shoujo it's my uh farsi last

name

it means brave

nice

yeah that's basically this name

literally means brave

shojo

my dad always used to tell me like

growing up whenever i would be afraid of

stuff he would like tell me like you're

a shojo like you don't do you you're

stronger than this and stuff you know

what's that dragon oh is that a dragon

eastern dragon yeah

show me

damn chat look at that

okay but it's a marxism though you're

not the best professor like i thought

you were all about educating people and

spreading the message and all that i'm

right here i'm listening i want to learn

but

i have a very unorthodox

education style you know like i'm more

of a hands-on

type of education

is that halls yes savor it's haus

you know what i mean like i don't

i just

they

i don't teach at a regular type of

school you know i'm hired by

a more type of um

experimental

private education you know what i mean

experimental private education yeah like

for the gifted you know for the gifted i

have been for that for the gift for the

gifted and

the

um the misbehaving you know

like this is the type of which one of

those categories do i fall into

i think you definitely definitely

need an attitude

adjustment really i'm like the sweetest

girl you'll find on twitch

really

really ask my shot it's very awesome

here

so what's that wheel on the back

that wheel is why i messaged it messaged

you

what

yeah what do you mean that's why you

messaged me

it's my wheel it's my special video

and

it has oh all sorts of little challenges

on it

and it landed on social shenanigans

really

yeah i rap

i sing i do it

i don't and who who decides what's get

what gets put on the wheel

i do

but like once we hit it then chat

decides basically what happens right so

social shenanigans immediately my trap

jumped on this thing

and what

okay when you come to michigan can you

bring the wheel

i'm still not coming to michigan

are you sure

oh really you know we have the great

lakes right we have the biggest lakes in

the world i actually do want to see

those at some point

yeah that's what i'm saying

please come come to michigan and spend

halloween with me

oh yeah i'm always i've been lonely

every halloween

i'm sure anna would keep you company if

you're awestruck bro come on what you

talking about

but i'm taking

you're taken yeah then why the heck are

you trying to get me to come up to

michigan because you're taking two so

it's like it's not so bad if we're both

you know

i think that makes it exponentially

worse right no it's cause like anna

wouldn't understand you know i think you

would understand

wow how long have you been in a

relationship

um i've been on and off a few years

on and off a few years yeah

you want to say hi to her

sure why not are you looking at my

stream

i'm not i could do that

i should do that

oh my gosh

yeah i'll introduce you to her because

she's right here like i can just bring

her and she'll be in camera

are you looking

yeah

all right here she is i've been in a

relationship with her

there's gonna be some stream delay

it's gonna be a mystery oh my gosh

you're so gross you're so gross

what you mean

are you like 13 dude come on

i'm a little bit younger than you can

you tolerate my immaturity

i'm also a little bit more energetic so

can you keep up with that

you're more energetic than me bro i

stayed up for 24 hours i went still to

the gym after going to the gym you still

went to the gym but you weren't lifting

i still went i lifted dude i lifted at

the gym

what did i do every single day and then

i came back and took a mini nap and

guess what i'm streaming and dancing and

all of it

um so you dance i saw some of that

i don't think you can keep up with my

energy bruh oh are you sure oh i have

the most godly level of energy on twitch

how will you know

it's a thought

prove me wrong

i want to prove you wrong

but you don't want to come to michigan

bro get up and do something

what do you mean what you want me to do

i don't know you said you have all this

energy

yeah

i'm about to go to the gym

you're about to go to the gym how many

times a week do you go every single day

really yeah

that's awesome i do i do that too

yeah

do you think our collabs would be good

i think so yeah sure

like our irl collabs i'm saying

why is that

we don't we don't need to iron

why not

what are we going to do irl that we

could not just do over a lot of we can

ex we got to do this before the next

lockdown

here guys

i mean look

do it for the chat

yeah that seems that seems wise that

seems really wise convince to do it

would you do a dance stream with me

irl

not not a

not on twitch from like remote no

no you wouldn't do it yeah

well no why not shake your ass come on

nah i'm not what do you mean irl dance i

mean uh twitch dance discord dance what

the [ __ ] is that

okay so okay irl right yeah

but stream it yeah

yeah you would dance

yeah

okay

absolutely

still not coming to michigan still

wanted to learn about marxism though

and what is this banana gorilla thing

what's going on with uh

it's the sun gorilla

could you explain it's gorillas and suns

the power of the sun the energy of a

gorilla

all right i see very informative

yeah

are you always this quiet

i'm quiet right now okay so let's talk

about

why were you so nervous

i i don't usually do social shenanigans

it's like a thing i put on the wheel to

experiment and push myself out of my

comfort zone so you're not really used

to talking to

apex alpha nails

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oh good for you

uh no i'm pretty used to that they tend

to float around me

really

yeah

really

okay how would you rate your current

boyfriend out of 10

uh obviously 10.

stop the cap

if i didn't love him i would not be with

him

right

damn so it's for real then huh

oh it's just for twitch dude it's just

for twitch it's just a ruse to get

everybody off my ass

so where does that leave me

you're you're

you're really going for this aren't you

this is cute this is really what you

mean

okay

i thought we were gonna have a friendly

discussion about gorillas and marxism

what do you think okay so

do you think

i mean

i wanna have a discussion too but

not a verbal one you know what i mean

oh yeah do you actually think you would

have any chance in hell of like getting

me with those like moves

yeah

that's very cute

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let me ask you a question

so you want to know about gorillas and

marxism right yes

okay

and

what about

what about gorillas fascinates you

well i was more curious about why it is

that everybody attaches them to you like

why are you so obsessed with gorillas

i'm not obsessed

it sounds like you are everybody says

you are i don't know

i don't know i think you're the one

who's a little bit fascinated by them

yes yes i want to know what's going on

what is the meme what is the gimmick

what's the joke

gorillas and sons

i mean i don't know it's like

gorillas are powerful

they have a powerful chest powerful

muscular body

and they're very hairy

so is that like your spirit animal no my

spirit animal's a tiger

it's a tiger why is a tiger spirit

animal

just look at one

okay they're very beautiful

yeah but what else what else brings your

attention to them like what's their

personality like that draws you in

they're hunters

that's true

apex predators

or you like to be a hunter

i like to i see look when it comes to

debates on twitch i am the apex predator

i'm at the top of the food chain

you understand what i'm talking

about oh no like you're at the very top

of the food chain so

what about what about like zerka and

destiny and

destiny who

destiny who i don't know the guy debated

11 times and b each time

did he did you yeah

really

yes i did

okay well good for you i'm really proud

of you well played

yeah i mean you know it's no big deal i

also beat vosh i also beat literally

every other political streamer

to the point where i'm a widely feared

name

on this platform

oh wow yeah intimidated

yeah but

i mean it can be intimidating for some

and also

tempting to others

very tempting

like you

oh my gosh so silly

um do you even know the record what's

the record what's the record

what's the record

yeah it's the record what's that

what's the do you have a record that i

should know about

a record for what

i don't know

his debate record what's your debate

record oh

i i've never lost a debate once i don't

even keep track

never lost the debate i mean you

actually have listened to the other side

of the perspective yeah how was you the

winner of these debates

my chat and me

you're chatting you okay you don't think

that's a bit of an echo chamber

no no we ban everyone who disagrees

okay

yeah

is this how you normally talk

what you mean

i mean is this like your normal your

normal

uh voice

yeah what you what do you think my

normal voice is

so are you very close to your chat

i hate them

you hate them

well i don't hate them but like

right now

i don't have a good relationship to them

they did misbehave a bit didn't they

yeah they did

they started something here what did

they start

this whole thing

really

your child at least

really oh okay wait wait that was my

chat and not you

i mean i'm also responsible for it i'm

not gonna try to blame

cha

please teach me about marxism

um i would love to

i would love to teach you but

you dropped your pencil no i'm kidding

okay

so what you want to know

well

tell me the basics what should i know

why is it the right way to think

why why is that the direction we should

go in

it's not so much about the direction as

much as it's about the thrust

and the pace

okay

yeah

it's more about the force and

the speed

my somebody in my chat says that i

something about the ussr would have gone

a better direction with trotsky than

stalin hell no don't listen to that [ __ ]

what do you think about that

it's [ __ ] why is that wrong why is

that wrong

just look at stalin and look at trotsky

and just compare how they look

how they look

yeah that's your political argument how

they look

i mean it's a simple way to sum it up

that's a simple way to sum it up so

sorry

are you a jedi

a little bit yeah because i'm kind of

feeling the force between us and it's

pulling us closer and closer

by the minute

you did say actually i was curious about

this you did say that you deal in

vibrations right yeah you're an

interpreter of vibrations how did you

become an interpreter of vibrations

explain that to me

i mean i just get an inkling you know

you might call it a bite an ink bite you

know

i just kind of get a sense of

something that's not good for me and not

good for you

and i just for whatever reason gravitate

towards that

it's almost like kind of like a

death drive if you will

oh my god yeah

i just see you it's like

you know like with you

but it's not just about me right like in

general you can read people well is that

what you were saying like you can read

people's auras or vibrations but yeah

like with you i could tell it's like

i'm getting closer and closer to a

tornado and i just want to be

pulled in

yeah i know a lot of people want to be

put on but yeah but not a lot of them i

mean not all of them deserve it

and how come you deserve it

how come i deserve it

an apex predator debater on twitch

absolute unit one of the most handsome

men on twitch

and also you gotta come soon because you

know like

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in in like six months or a year i'm

gonna lose my hair i'll be bald and i

won't be this beautiful so you gotta

come take advantage hairline people

wanted me to ask about your hairline you

seem like you have a good hairline no no

it's not the real one

it's not the real one is it fake news

yeah i comb it forward

oh okay well i don't think there's

anything wrong with like male pattern

boldness i've like so many men i know

but see this is for you though because i

know it's like it looks more beautiful

and

i mean like either way i think you're

coming to michigan but i just think if

you come

sooner

you would be taking advantage of it you

know

but i mean

it's your loss you know

yeah

yeah definitely

you know

somebody hikipo says anna is the one for

you

why why why why not go for anna

um i mean we're both middle eastern you

understand the connection we have

it's just not the same what country are

you from

my parents from lebanon

lebanon okay okay

yeah

i mean

i don't know i just

i think it would be a big shame

if you

let some kind of

i don't know

fake relationship get in the way of what

destiny

and maybe even god himself

decided you don't even believe in god

you don't even believe in god but you do

yeah that's so so clearly we have been

brought together for clearly we've been

brought together for a reason

yeah to like make content and

babies

and educate each other right silliness

and make

many more things

like like what

babies

jesus

oh god

you know i don't know ink bites it's

i don't i don't know it's like why

why can't you just kind of

take a little vacation a girl's trip and

because you're not a girl

no but that's what you can say you know

so you're suggesting so you use god whom

you don't believe in to manipulate me

to manipulate you

and now you're saying i should lie

and and say i'm going on a gross vacay

so that i could cheat on my significant

other it'll just be like a little

entanglement you know

a little entanglement yeah

i know

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like i think you and i

are destined to be entangled with each

other

wow

yeah

wow

and and why would a quality woman want

an entanglement with some

debater on twitch because i know it's

what you crave

inside

right okay yeah

and i'm just telling you

you can have that dessert you don't

gotta

watch yourself you don't gotta skip the

table

and go to the broccoli and the spinach

you can actually have

that dessert

that you're craving so bad

and you can just have it

uh-huh i see

yeah

oh my gosh uh

you know you have really stumbled me i

will say that oh how's that

just maybe i confused you a little bit

oh you most definitely confused me yeah

yeah most definitely i think you're

having like mixed feelings and second

thoughts like oh

how am i gonna let my boyfriend down

because he is clearly yesterday's news

you're very full of yourself

really why is that

i could see is this like

is this like dating advice from john

zurker

no what is worker got to do with this

i don't know it's just this this is like

next level cringe you know oh why is

that

well you're coming on very strong

so what what do you want me to do come

on softly i'm a busy man i don't have

all the time in the world

you're very busy with your tits shot

right now right and other things

and other things tell me about the other

things

ink bites i'm just trying to save us

both time

you know what i mean

listen i just wanted to spin my wheel

and this whole thing got really uh

wild

i wanted to learn about marxism and

leninism but why can't we talk about

that

because the best way to learn about it

is to learn about me

it's really you is that how you teach

your entire chat

if if my if my if if my chat looked like

you yes

but

i mean

like i don't know

i mean okay let me end bites let me ask

you a question do you blame me

okay ink whites let me ask you a

question do you blame me

like what is a man like me supposed to

uh i teach me about leninism

and you want you care about that boring

stuff

yes yes i do

really

press exit down

i think i think ink bites ink blades my

entire chat knows i'm a mega nerd i am

not ashamed of that

i love learning

i got it listen listen

sometimes people learn

through

theories and kind of abstract

texts and

really dry and boring stuff

and there's other ways to learn there's

other experiences that can teach you

than words and

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books

and teach you

okay

and and

so is there just no hope for me to learn

about communism without coming to

michigan

yeah i don't know i don't think there is

oh that's really sad it's really sad

i mean

yeah

i guess it is sad for your boyfriend

that you're gonna have to

let him down like this

we're in the in pursuit of knowledge

because knowledge is

and power pursuit of knowledge

it's a yeah that's a no that's as noble

a reason as any you know

no it's not not to not to be a liar in a

cheat wow

and also

why would you even think that even if i

was single

i would ever go for you

because those are big leaps to make my

love like that's i shouldn't have said

that i i just never um

but um

because i think you crave chaos

and i can give you that

i think you want to be taken on a roller

coaster

i've had plenty of chaos i

i like quality and nice treatment and

trust me okay you can okay but

you can be treated nicely and roughly

too

they're not i have no intentions of

dating any meathead brutes ever in my

life

really and what other man's gonna

protect you

thank you anonymousgifter

i mean

you don't want a

meathead in a brute really

so okay describe describe to me describe

to me your ideal

male intelligent

kind

and i've been mean to driven ambitious

and i haven't been driven with you funny

and i haven't been funny with you

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uh it's just like a

different kind where where was kind when

have you done kind i've been kind to you

to me

i've been you've been kind to me yes i

have

what was that whole little god comment

earlier then

the what comment

god comment earlier

what about it

i think that's kind of course it's kind

yeah

and like what are what what are your

ambitions

what is your drive to make it to the

very top and i want to build the biggest

media corporation on the internet

yeah

okay

do you have like

a business plan yes

yes

yes i do

okay

good for you

i don't know uh but yeah like the guy

that i would go for would also be like

just just a high quality guy you know

and i'm not high quality

not from what i've heard on zucker no

what does that mean

ah that just means

you know you're special special i am

special i'm very special

very special i'm not looking for special

i'm looking for quality

i'm both

yeah i i don't know you were talking

about like cheating on your wife and so

now listen with you i won't have to

cheat on you because i'll cheat on you

with you like sometimes i'll storm out

in anger and then come out through the

back door and

you know

what should i ask him

help me out here

you you're very dismissive about like

teaching me anything i don't know

what are we doing here i want to teach

you a lot of things ink bites

but you don't you don't seem like a very

cooperative student

i'm a very cooperative student

i mean

i would imagine you are but i think you

just need

a little discipline you know it seems

could you explain dialectical uh

materialism to me

dialectical materialism yes please so

the dialectical materialism is about the

unity of opposites right it's this idea

that

opposites in this world are actually

part of one thing right so like

take a woman like ink bites who's

in her appearance right one thing she

says oh i have a boyfriend and

oh i don't want to date a meathead and i

don't want to date

you know this type of guy and oh i'm not

going to fly to michigan and you know

from professor haas but then but then on

the other hand ink bites inside

i feel like she's craving

burning with passion

to just have

what's being offered to her

and

so these opposites are united in the

person of ink bites right and then you

can take it to a higher level that on

the one hand you have

me right

and i'm

the professor right and i'm trying to

teach you a lot of things and i'm trying

discipline you to make you stop being so

devious and delinquent

and you ink whites

you on the other hand

are the student

and

you just have this resistance about you

that

makes you all the more enticing

and

both of these united together

in union

that is dialectical materialism and so

what better way to learn

and to learn through practice itself

[Laughter]

oh my gosh

that was beautiful that was mesmerizing

just absolutely absolutely so perfect

really yeah

yeah

like soft in the knees

it's wild

i can imagine that's another thing why

would you think like a quality girl

would come to you like

they're right there right there you like

just lost the whole thing right like a

gentleman would never do that

i didn't say i was i didn't say i was a

gentleman but

i don't know don't you have any passion

you want to pursue don't you have

an inkling maybe an ink bite

you talk about being an outfit but then

like you want the girl to come to you

that's not very alpha

yes i want you to come to my palace i

want you to come to my domain

it looks really like a palace in there

don't worry i'll clean it up before you

come okay

but

you know i mean i i don't know i don't

i come to washington

it's like

i'm in foreign territory right and

i just think

my princess and so so that says you're

like weak and afraid

yeah that's kind of what it says to me

no it's it's because he see ink bites

i'm rescuing you

right

and i'm bringing you to the palace

yeah and why would i

oh why would i go to my princess's shack

when she can just come to the palace

yeah i

i don't know about that that's not

really my that's really not really my

cup of tea now

what do you mean i like a guy that

treats me oh i like a guy i'll treat you

well

and i'm not going to treat you well

yeah like asking me to come out to you i

wouldn't do that

and why is that

no no no

because that's just that's just not

appropriate you shouldn't it's of course

it's appropriate oh i'm a traditional

girl

and it's very traditional what i'm doing

yeah

for a girl to travel over to see a guy

for a first date which i'm still not

doing but like

oh okay we're still in denial about that

yeah but hypothetically speaking yeah

i mean i don't i don't know what the

issue would be it's like

you know planes

statistically you're more likely

to get hurt in a car crash than in an

airplane

yeah it's not about that it's about like

manners

i mean here's what will happen

i'll fly you out

you'll come

on that horrible plane ride i understand

it's that it's five hours

and then

i'll i'll

he'll be at the airport and i'll pull up

with my white steed

now hold out my hand

and you'll ride up right in front of me

right not behind me because you can fall

off

and

we'll ride off

back to my apartment

of course your horseback riding

i can rent one

[Laughter]

for this

do you know how to raise [ __ ] ride

because it's not just something you pick

up like i'll learn don't

worry for me

that's very romantic

so you've never you've never thought

about you know coming to michigan and

going up north where there's

no light pollution and looking up at the

stars

going to the

the great sand dunes and mackinaw island

and the great lakes and and so can you

explain to both of our chat why

you want to deprive them of so much

smiles and laughter and joy of watching

us do all these things together

yeah no i think there's

so many other people you could do all

those things with

that are not really

[Music]

i'm talking to you right now

i know i it was just ink bites you have

a dragon tattoo

yeah what about it i have dragon energy

i know you have dragon energy you're a

dragon s and i'm a dragon and we're rare

we have to keep the species

i am a dragon

anna is a tent and pantron

pawntron

it is normal it's silly people do this

all the time it's a very silly thing you

just send messages to other streamers

it's silly it's okay

oh really yeah so

what did i tell you last night

what did you tell me

that i had bad intentions towards you

did you yeah you said a lot of things

i have very very bad intentions

again like you're trying to win me over

and then you're like i have bad

intentions no i'm telling you the truth

high quality guy bad intent no a high

quality guy is honest and truthful like

if you

want me to waste my time that's silly i

don't know

i just think if you knew what i was

thinking right now

you would be quite shocked

okay

so the thing is is that

listen you don't have to be nervous okay

just

relax ease into

this new atmosphere that's been created

between us

just embrace it

oh my goodness okay i'm embracing it i'm

embracing it so much right now this is

this is wonderful it's amazing

so let me ask you a question

keep going i'm being i'm just like so

infatuated yeah yeah i know

so when you come to michigan

you know and i pick you up from the

airport

and we come back here and you know we

begin

irl streaming and

watching netflix together and you know

other things

i need you to understand it's not gonna

last forever

you know it's more like

a tornado

wreaking havoc in a small town

and then

passing by

both of us

coming out better

for it

[Music]

thanks

yeah i don't think so but but thank you

though

appreciate it

what you mean

i appreciate the compliments i

appreciate it

can we see

okay

so when you come in tomorrow

no but were you gonna teach me at all

anything

yeah

go ahead

okay let's

teach me

okay let me get the flight times oh my

god tomorrow

let me see

washington

to detroit

okay looks like we got a lot

all right

get packing

yeah

funny

and i i'm funny right

a little bit so all the boxes you need

ticked i take them now what's remaining

yeah no what's left uh

is gorbachev the best leninist of all

marxists no he's horrible [ __ ]

how so

um see let me explain something to you

right

gorbachev was a guy

no during a period of crisis

a period that required tremendous will

tremendous drive and just

the courage to really give in

to what needs to be done to what needs

to be

released

if you will

gorbachov just

made excuses and kind of retreated from

his real

task in his real

destiny if you will

and as a result

he led to the collapse of one of the

most beautiful things

in history and

similar to you you

your inaction your

hesitation

is going to lead to the collapse

something isn't about me that you're so

like fascinated with

like you don't know anything about me

i don't gotta know [ __ ] about you i know

you're a chaotic dragon energy woman and

that's what i need right now

that's what everybody needs but that's

not no that's not what everyone needs

that's not true

okay it's not what everybody needs

that's true that is true

yeah some people just need calm in their

lives

i don't need calm right now i need a

tornado to come pick me up and pull me

and throw me out and pull me in again

and again

i know

but it's not happening

what's that

but it's not happening

oh really it's not happening

[Music]

and

when did you learn to lie

convincingly

when i was like a little girl

yeah but i'm not lying

oh really

[Music]

okay well

so wait the truth is you're single right

really

you know this horse come on

a few times now can you at least pretend

for me

i i i did your hypothetical i did your

hypothetical and it's still it's it's

not happening you know

so okay you're live right now just look

into the camera and say money

we got to end this

i'm moving on to different things i

gotta

i need space to experiment and try new

things

honey

this has been fun but i've got to move

i need space

to explore myself and new things and

have fun so

yeah

oh i like that

now i want to be your boyfriend

i know you don't but it's still not

happening

oh you sure it's not

if it was happening let's just pretend

right now if it was happening right

by the way do you have any water by you

like it's really important to hydrate i

don't know if you've heard about that i

mean

you're right i'm a little bit thirsty

you're right i am a little bit thirsty

but guess what

would you really deprive

a man of thirst

who's coming from a desert

and has just found an oasis and you need

that whole well to yourself

no i i don't need a whole world to

myself

what does what does it mean to be a

tanki could you explain that to me

a tanki is basically a man

who

has this roughness about them

this

leatheriness about their skin

that makes them

comparable to

the strength of a tank but

like a tank they're very mobile and

stationary and similar to a tank

when the heat of battle

calls forth

they have

a cannon protrude

and this cannon releases fire

into

the heart

and soul

of the enemy

acting up for stream

i will say that like i was i'm like i'm

i'm very taken aback but how good you

are just going in on circa and just not

even cracking your smile and just saying

the things that you say it's wild

i mean

you want to test if it's real or not

huh

i mean you can test if it's real or not

if you don't believe me

test if what's through

like how i am off stream versus on

stream

um okay let's let's just imagine for a

second right because you're still in

denial that's okay so oftentimes what

people do

when people are in denial

is they

concede

just for the moment

that their fictional

reality is

correct

so hypothetically ink bites

let's say

you and i

were the last people on earth

the last people on earth the freaking

and we had the whole world to ourselves

[Music]

how soon do you think our first child

would be born

well i i would hope like pretty soon

we've got to repopulate the earth

i agree

this is going to be a really weird

affair because our kids are going to

have to

i don't know what they're going to have

to do it's gonna be really weird

yeah i mean and we would have to

repopulate it like

pretty thoroughly like

we would have to hope that there would

be other women at the very least and we

would have to have like a harem of

stories

um wow ink bites come on it's a little

bit late for that you know like

don't excite me too much

but

now i want you to imagine a really

important job at that point we've got to

repopulate the entire earth

okay now i want you to add

a variable right

a little bit let's change it up a little

bit right a little different scenario

now let's say

you and me

we decided to go irl

but

we found we ended up getting ourselves

lost

in a forest

and

you still you know

we're in your relationship

and

we were lost in the sports we don't know

how to get out but

you know there's still food around us

there's water

and we can live you know we're living we

have to live right

you can't just keep searching for a way

out

you don't think

you would be

a little bit tempted

no i'm okay i can take care of myself

really

are you sure

i know

i know are you sure okay so if you can

if you can take care of yourself

and

you know

you wouldn't

give in to those bad temptations

[Music]

but you you will resist my advances and

it'll be fine you can you know you're

strong

no that doesn't seem like a good

situation to be in

why i mean um

you know you'll just shut me down you'll

reject me and then

i'll take the l

you will never and then you won't be

tempted you won't

have even an inkling in your mind it

won't even cross your mind

that

maybe you should just

pick up

that piece of dessert

you know this was my chat's idea to

message you right

it wasn't your chat that made you um

get really nervous and go to the

bathroom and prepare and

change and uh check in the mirror how

you look oh i hope i look pretty for him

oh my gosh mother okay no way no no no

no way really

really

nervous about like doing silly things

like this and also i had not the

foggiest clue you were gonna

i thought we were gonna talk about

freaking leninism i thought we were

gonna like i thought you would actually

try to ink bites inkbites i'm watching

your stream right now everything i want

to talk about

is right in front of me

i thought you were gonna try to debate

me and i wasn't in the mood for a debate

i was just like can you just educate me

that would be a lot better i do want to

educate you but you're

you're being a bad student

i have been trying to listen

but you need to be you need to do more

than listen to be a good student

oh god

is this

no it's not james we're having fun we're

we're learning about stuff

all right guys

we're learning about infrared right yeah

and

so why don't you share something about

yourself

like what makes you a quality guy

what makes me a quality guy

uh because i know how to take care of a

woman

okay that's why

like like inviting them to lie and cheat

no no

i i i'm

i know how to let's say i know how to

fulfill a woman i know what a woman

wants i know

really what she needs

sound like yesterday on the zerkasha

ink bites don't worry about the future

okay

focus on the present

between us

and presently

okay so let me ask you ink bites

what's going on in your mind right now

be honest

just i'm just taking it all in this is

just very silly it's very humorous i

will say that it's really funny

mm-hmm and what else

uh okay let me let me ask you a

questioning bites can you be honest

can you be honest

yes i can be let's say let's say there

was a technology that hooked up

a wire to your brain and projected it

onto twitch would it be tos or no

really

are you religious

yes are you muslim

okay what would be okay so say you swear

to god

what what am i swearing on that is

there's any os thoughts in my brain at

this moment no there is not it would be

so if if

if they hooked up in

wires to your brain and showed it

on your stream you would be fine

uh yeah i would be fine

i'm trying to like understand what it is

your chart wants and aztec you know i

agree with you i think you should be

with anna i think that can you stop

your couple like no she legit seems like

she's gone okay listen ink bites you and

i both know that if i went to talk to

anna

you would be

red with jealousy just like your dress

you would be red with

jealousy

i'm taken

what do you mean you're taken what's

that gotta do with me

and what about me

how is it fair to me

do you deny the labor aristocracy

aristocristic aristocracy um

how do you say that word english is my

third language well the way i the way i

so labor is about work right

the way labor is about work right and

the work

i'm willing to put in with you

would make me

exclusive and unique that you could

almost say

i'm aristocratic

is your brain functioning right now

no it's not

when you put what brain are you thinking

with right now it doesn't sound like you

have a lot of blood up there

um i know and that's why i need your

help to make me

think clearly again

i need you to help me think clearly

again because the minute i clicked on

your stream

i don't know what's gotten into me

you were really good at creating content

man good for you

and what else am i good at creating

are you not like do you have any shame

about this

why would i be ashamed

i don't know like you're just like

coming on really strong live on twitch

it's really so

and so what

do you do this a lot

no how many girls have you done this way

one

one and i wasn't even dirty with her i'm

only

yeah

who is the other girl you had a crush on

and why is it not an it wasn't on twitch

it was offline

i was talking about twitch bro no you're

the first you're you're the first

princess

i'm sure let's found her prince

listen listen okay what if i told you if

you don't come tomorrow

i might have a heart attack

that starts on some next level

manipulation stuff what

let's not say we didn't right

okay

yikes

i mean

it you wouldn't be cheating because

it would be a form of

it would be a form of like an insult to

me that you're trying to get me to

have some small little entanglement with

you like do you not think that i'm worth

i don't know

no you you are no truck listen

ink bites

it's about the chaos

i want to be entangled with you i want

to be entangled with you i want to

be in a tsunami with you

it's the dragon energy inkbites that you

know i'm talking about

a lot of people want that it's not name

one

very often name one

i can show you my well i couldn't but

i can promise you it happens like

okay when's the last time when's the

last time you talked to a guy like me

to a guy like you i i talked to a lot of

guys of really high quality maybe even

some would say higher quality but you

know oh really

oh really

what why what gives them higher quality

than me

i don't know like

good manners intellect ambition drive

polished put together do you want me to

debate them and prove do you want me to

debate them and prove to you that do you

think you're a big man that you can yell

over people

yes i do

okay

yeah

okay but like seriously but ink bites i

would never

i would never yell at you i would

whisper

very softly

in your ear

so what are you worried about

oh you've already kind of yelled at me

haven't you no

haven't you

no i haven't

you were so rude to me though like uh

when

yeah you keep calling me like a little

demon and like you are a demon

you are a demon that's so rude like i

grew up in scandinavia where everybody

did things like oh i have dark hair so

whatever and they're blonde little

princesses why can't i be a princess

i'm an angel too you are a princess but

you're a princess of evil

i'm not a shaytan i'm not an evil no but

that's what i need ink bites i need a

demon i need a chaiton i need

ink bites look at your tattoo yeah i've

been through some stuff my tattoo is fun

i'm just a sweetheart you really and

what about me that's what i need

why don't you give that some of that to

why are you so greedy you have to hoard

all of itself what do you smog the

dragon

yeah i listen you don't give your gifts

away to just anybody

i know

i'm not just anybody

oh you sound like it really

oh really

let me ask you a question ink bites

and just be honest about this

when you dreamed about me last night

did you wake up and realize it was going

to become real

bro i you didn't even cross my mind

until i spun that wheel and

really

you know what you know i have you know

what i think ink bites

i think you were thinking about me

all day

and that you were looking for any excuse

okay does that make you feel big and

strong if i was thinking about you all

day

would that make you excited

yeah keep going

[Laughter]

but i did not die

you didn't

yes you did

i think i think you did that's what i

think right now

as a matter of fact inkbites i think you

woke up and chose your entire outfit

for me

you think oh i think haaz would like

this it's red

right yeah i did not choose that for my

stream

i chose that for you

are you listening to yourself bro

am i wrong

you are wrong you're by definition just

absolutely incorrect

then how did you know how did you know

red was my favorite color

i did not know red was your favorite

color really

i didn't know red was your favorite

color i did not know your guys your guys

would come into my stream

and and do whatever they did to my poll

is that what really happened can you

guys i pulled the twice this this

happened because twice your guys came in

and completely like won the poll and so

i messaged you

i thought it would be and why

why why didn't you just why did you

delay it why did you make keep me

waiting

what i kept you waiting because i have

other stuff to do i'm a busy woman

oh i know you're busy i'm busy too so

let's get busy

let's not get busy

you just said you're busy and i'm busy

too

so what does that mean

together that's okay we're doing that

right now we're getting busy together

right now

oh no we're not trust me constant it's

wonderful this is what this is what we

should be doing you know yeah but i have

other things in mind too

yeah

what sort of things do you have in mind

i want you to find out

[Music]

nice

well

sounds lovely

still no

can you define socialism

socialism is basically when

the whole economy

is built

and oriented around

um people and serving people right

and

it's based on connections

it's based on

connections between people

or people

because sometimes people make

connections

that are of mutual benefit

and

fulfill

one and

another and

i don't know how better i could teach

you about

this socialism

then

well

if you

embraced the connection

between me and you

two dragon energy specimens

who need one another

oh my gosh

to get how do you feel like circle would

react to this whole call

i don't give a [ __ ]

really

hell no

what would he say about your game

i mean all it takes is to look at you

right now and it's very clear that

my game

has

taken over

your

am i wrong

uh no i'm not wrong it's okay

yeah you would be a very very very wrong

but no it's humorous

it's content okay inkbites when are you

ending stream

when am i ending stream sean i said what

the heck it's late yeah

okay so what are you going to think

about when you want to stream

when you end stream like what are you

gonna what am i gonna think about i'm

gonna think about

cleaning up the room i'm gonna think

about and also are you gonna i'm gonna

think about dming back the people yeah

are you also gonna are you also

considering cleaning up your dirty

thoughts right now

i don't have a single one

not a single one really

a single one i don't know you haven't

managed to like even and you know that's

really that's really unfortunate too

because it's so easy to get me to think

naughty thoughts

really is it really easy too okay okay

teach me you want me to teach you and

i've i've given you many lessons like

you have just managed to somehow turn

this into the biggest cringe fest i've

ever seen but it's funny it's no no okay

it's teaching

teach me

teach you what

you said it's so easy so just teach me

what would i have to do i draw to teach

you

what's that

i don't think it's my job to teach you

how to

how to stimulate me but it's my job to

teach you about socialism and all this

stuff hey you want to make a media

company and educate people these are

your words not mine

you can just be in my chat and be like a

normal chatter

okay that's fine too but i felt like a

call would help me more to learn no i

agree i agree you need special

treatment and i want to treat you

special

okay inkbite since it's so easy teach us

teach okay since it's so easy teach me

and the chat

how it would work

well you start by not shooting yourself

in the foot with every other word you

say

like how did i where did i shoot oh [ __ ]

sorry

hassan is better than bolshevik with his

mansion than the west hollywood what do

you think about that

sounds like you're getting off topic

do you like hassan

why not

because hassan's cringe

how is he cringe

hassan is just

doesn't know what he's talking about

he's just cringe

and

i just don't think he's entertaining to

watch

so why do you think he's so successful

i don't know that's what i'm trying to

figure out every day but i think

just because people

prefer

to lie to themselves and

prefer to comfort themselves with

what's

tried and tested and

they don't

have that urge within them to go into

uncharted territory

and

really

embrace

who they truly are

why does this all know more about

communism than you

oh does he

your chat says so

my chat don't say so

i mean it's people from your chat

well

i don't know who they are

you just told me that i was doing a bad

job with you

and

your way is to tease me

i'm i

i love teasing i know you do

what's wrong with season

nothing's wrong with teasing but

if you really want to pull me in more

um you're gonna have to do better than

that

i never said i did i never said i did

no we know you we know you do

then why did you

why did you wear my favorite

dress i swear to god i did not wear this

with you in mind at all

well

it's been in my mind

my dress

yeah

it's cute it's red i agree

but you know what red is the color of

right

passion love romance i have lots of red

things i look good in red yeah i know

you do

and

you know

they say that

if you show a bull the color red

just drives them wild and insane

okay

i mean do i need to cover up is that it

would you like me to cover up

i mean i wouldn't like that but

oh okay

yeah well i was i was concerned i was

being too distracting for you and you're

trying to wait what what

what leninism and marxism no no no

no no let's talk about let's talk about

this no no no

let's let's talk about this what what do

you think is distracting me

[Music]

uh my appearance apparently you were

very upset about my red clothing and

what about your appearance

well

apparently it's distracting to you

yeah but what part of it

apparently the red color

yeah that's true

i should i should put on like a cardigan

a black cardigan and wrap it around me

and wrap it in or something like that i

mean like

yeah like

but not the you know

so you just want to put on a black dress

i'm not changing outfits for you

um so ink bites

so ink bites

do you feel the least bit ashamed

thinking those thoughts that you are

right now

despite the fact that you have a

boyfriend

no there's like tumbleweeds and a lot

like kws in my head right now

really

yeah there's like the troll face emo and

kw did you know

that lying is one of the worst sins you

can commit

100 i believe that that's true that's

true 100

and yet

because you lie to yourself and that's

the most important crime that you can

really commit because when you lie to

yourself then you cannot trust yourself

and if you cannot trust yourself it will

leak into you every part of your life

and mess up your brain and i've had to

deal with that and so i know that

firsthand

wait what's leaking into every part

when you when you when you when you lie

to yourself right or when you lie to

anybody then you don't trust yourself as

much like subconsciously you're always

paying attention so you recognize

yourself as a lawyer so it's really

important that you don't you have that

confidence within yourself

you tell the truth

to the best of you ability in whichever

situation you're in

otherwise it's going to leak into your

like subconscious and you're just going

you're going to have lower self-esteem

you're going to between us too

i think

between us two

a lot more would be leaking

okay

reacting to the stream right now

oh my gosh that's hilarious that would

be absolute i want to see that

berserker get the [ __ ] out of here man

what are you doing

bro's trying to

come on man

i don't know what you think you're

trying to do

you know exactly what i'm trying to do

i really just thought you wanted to be

silly and have a conversation i do want

to be silly but i want to be a little

too silly

oh my gosh she is legit watching

this is hilarious

this is like swimming

what

this is what happens when you spin a

wheel that's that's why this is

happening

yo listen listen listen

i want you to bring that wheel to

michigan and we're gonna have a lot of

other things we're gonna put on it

i actually do need help to put more

things in my wheels i got plenty of

things to put on your wheel i got plenty

of things would you help me figure out