RESTLESS NIGHTS [2021-11-24]

2021-11-26
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i just got out of the shower
and i'm eating food now humiliatingly
have to eat [Β __Β ] lunch
i'm like a rat in a [Β __Β ]
tunnel
scurrying away having to eat
i i had the worst night of my [Β __Β ]
life last night i swear i [Β __Β ] could
not [Β __Β ] sleep and if you knew the
reason why it would piss you the [Β __Β ]
off so much
i could not sleep because my [Β __Β ]
landlord
has this thing
where they just barge in my [Β __Β ]
apartment they knock and they go
nuts and they just [Β __Β ] barge in and
it stresses me the [Β __Β ] out
they tried that last morning and i told
them to [Β __Β ] off and i was scared they
were gonna do it again so i just
couldn't sleep because i had so much
anxiety about when they're gonna bang on
my [Β __Β ] door and barge open
it's like i don't have my own [Β __Β ] i
pay rent but i don't have my own [Β __Β ]
place to stay it's not even my [Β __Β ]
home you know what i mean
can't even [Β __Β ] be left alone you
know [Β __Β ] man it pisses me so off i was
angry all night i was [Β __Β ] angry all
night
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shut the [Β __Β ] up
it wasn't they didn't have to do any
[Β __Β ] they didn't have to repair
anything they just wanted to save costs
on the [Β __Β ] plumbing or some [Β __Β ] so
they wanted to [Β __Β ]
change the toilet
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] should have [Β __Β ]
thought about that before i moved in
so [Β __Β ] mad you know i have to stay
up all night because of that [Β __Β ]
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no they don't give a 24 24-hour notice
they don't even give you any [Β __Β ]
notice they bang on the [Β __Β ] door
maintenance and they [Β __Β ] barge in
the [Β __Β ] man i don't even live here you
know what i mean
it's like i don't even live here they're
doing [Β __Β ] to my apartment to make it
more lucrative to customers later [Β __Β ]
you [Β __Β ] it's like someone comes in
your apartments and wants to repaint
your apartment for the next [Β __Β ]
customer they don't even let you feel
like you live here you know
[Β __Β ] man
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i'm gonna sue these people i'm taking
them to court i looked it up and it's
not legal it's not legal
i'm gonna [Β __Β ] sue somebody
i know my laws i know the law it's not
legal i tried calling them today to be
like don't do that they didn't answer i
doubt they're gonna come tomorrow
because it's thanksgiving they're not
but i'm gonna sue these [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] man and i've been trying
to get out of this [Β __Β ] lease for so
long
i've been trying to get out of this
lease for so [Β __Β ] long you know
[Β __Β ]
i am gonna sue them man this is [Β __Β ]
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it's like i pay rent and they just barge
in on me i can't even [Β __Β ] sleep
i can't even get sleep
you know
[Β __Β ] it makes me so mad it makes me so
mad
like this is my [Β __Β ] this is where i'm
staying my house my [Β __Β ] apartment i
walk around here with my nuts hanging i
[Β __Β ] live here
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yeah they do need to give you a notice
but they don't they just bang on the
[Β __Β ] door and say magnets they wait
two seconds and they just barge in with
their keys
can't [Β __Β ] do that
yeah they just barge in what the [Β __Β ] is
that man so it makes me so [Β __Β ] angry
it makes me so [Β __Β ] mad man you have
no idea how pissed i am because of it
holy [Β __Β ]
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all night i was you know i couldn't
sleep because i was angry i was just
angry all night because i just want to
call him and give him a piece of my mind
like i go i went to bed last night at
5am
and then i'm like you know what they're
just gonna wake me up in three hours
so how do i even go to bed when they're
gonna bang on my [Β __Β ] door
you know it causes me stress
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it causes me [Β __Β ] stress
leave me the [Β __Β ] alone
in my own [Β __Β ] apartment
every apartment i've stayed at doug
never does this they're so
respectful about entering your apartment
they literally will give they will email
you before even knocking on your door
but here's the thing
is that here a bunch of [Β __Β ] students
live here this is a bunch of students
and [Β __Β ]
because i'm in law school
so they just feel like
they don't have to give us rights
because all these students you know
they're living with their parents anyway
i mean this is just a hotel or some [Β __Β ]
this ain't a [Β __Β ] hotel dude
i live in this [Β __Β ] and i'm trying to
get out of this [Β __Β ] lease as soon as
i can get the [Β __Β ] out of here
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don't worry i abandoned
talking to you about why there's a
[Β __Β ] stick up my ass
cause i'm pissed man
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these disgusting disgusting disgusting
shawarma sandwiches absolutely sickening
drenched foggy [Β __Β ] sandwiches
drenched in garlic
takes two hours to [Β __Β ] finish it
because it's drenched
soggy [Β __Β ] garbage man
i hate lebanese food
why do they [Β __Β ] do this man
they just saw it it's just soggy
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i woke up today at 5 00 p.m
and i'm still [Β __Β ]
it fell
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still [Β __Β ] tired
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disgusting ugly food
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so mad you know
so [Β __Β ] mad
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don't ever [Β __Β ] open my [Β __Β ]
apartment door without my [Β __Β ]
permission or i'm gonna sue you i will
take you to court that's what i'm gonna
tell them
it's like you can just respect this or
i'm taking it a court because this is
not legal i'm forced in this disgusting
lease with you
least you could do is follow the law
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like this is my [Β __Β ]
this is my [Β __Β ] you know what i mean
i pay rent it's my [Β __Β ]
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[Β __Β ] great reset you allow nothing
and be happy you live in a pod and
people are just gonna barge in your pod
you don't even own anything
[Β __Β ] man
first thing i'm gonna do
is buy a [Β __Β ] house
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i'm gonna just get put a [Β __Β ]
mortgage down on a house and instead of
paying rent
[Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] man
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you know i thought about this imagine if
i had somebody in bed with me or some
[Β __Β ] imagine i had a girl over and
somebody knocked bangs on my [Β __Β ]
door
you know how [Β __Β ] angry that would
make me
you know how [Β __Β ] enraged that would
be i'm already angry when it happens by
myself if that [Β __Β ] ever [Β __Β ]
happened
i'd be so [Β __Β ] angry
that i would literally just end the
lease
i would
i would just pack my things and never
pay rent again
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because that's basically getting cocked
if you think about it you're basically
getting cocked
you know what i mean
like another man has so much authority
they're gonna [Β __Β ] barge open my door
thank you sigma [Β __Β ] no man
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imagine i'm naked
then that's sexual harassment
if they ever barge in and i'm naked
i swear to god i'm gonna sue them and
call the police for sexual harassment
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that's the same thing
as like uh
spying on someone in the bathroom
imagine i'm butt naked and that's a new
rule when i'm not streaming i walk
around butt naked now
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because this is my [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] i'm gonna
walk around this [Β __Β ] apartment butt
naked you [Β __Β ] bang on my door and
hey is there anyone there i'm not gonna
answer you [Β __Β ] i don't you don't
i don't have any obligation to answer
you [Β __Β ] move along and if you open my
door and i'm [Β __Β ] naked i'm calling
the police you just sexually harassed me
[Β __Β ]
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heads up when i'm in my apartment i walk
around butt naked and i don't i don't
answer doors
so that's how it's gonna be from here on
out you gotta give me at least a 24-hour
notice
if you intend to knock on my door and
for me to answer that door
and i looked up the law
you not only have to give me a notice
but this notice has to be for an
emergency if it's not an emergency i'm
going to say nah [Β __Β ] i don't give a
[Β __Β ] if you want to save money on your
[Β __Β ] bills
i don't give a [Β __Β ] if you want to save
money on on water use or whatever the
[Β __Β ] you're trying to do that's not my
issue i live in this [Β __Β ] now so that's
not my issue
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i'm gonna walk around this apartment
[Β __Β ] naked
all the time that's what i'm gonna tell
them
you open up my door and i'm naked
that's sexual assault
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[Β __Β ] this soggy sandwich [Β __Β ] this soggy
sandwich this piece of [Β __Β ] soggy
[Β __Β ] sandwich
[Β __Β ] this soggy ass [Β __Β ]
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me
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most unpleasant [Β __Β ]
meal i've ever had
[Β __Β ] man
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all right guys
i'm gonna give you the rundown about
what's going on because this is the only
reason i went live in the first place
i was planning on doing a full stream
today because tomorrow there's not gonna
be a stream tomorrow's thanksgiving
right so i'm gonna be doing thanksgiving
[Β __Β ] just like every other you know
whatever
and if you're an american i encourage
you to go spend time with your [Β __Β ]
family or friends or some [Β __Β ] don't be
you know [Β __Β ] around on twitch if
you're an american on thanksgiving some
loser [Β __Β ] reconnect with your [Β __Β ]
family or friends or some [Β __Β ]
anyway
it was dr i don't care dude
anyway
uh what the [Β __Β ] else was i gonna say
uh
what else do i gotta say
yeah i couldn't because i woke up at
like 5 p.m today
because for the reasons i told you
because i had [Β __Β ] bad insomnia
didn't get any sleep all night i was
pissed all night raging all night
because i [Β __Β ] um
because my [Β __Β ] landlord right
so
that's where it stands tomorrow i'm not
gonna be live friday we're doing the
showdown okay friday the showdown's
happening still doing [Β __Β ] behind the
scenes to get more people confirmed
but hopefully we're gonna have a good
showdown friday
i'm going on the royale
like now
um
yeah
tell y'all what though
i still can't believe my [Β __Β ]
landlord i can't believe that i'm i
don't know how i'm gonna sleep tonight
either honestly
but
no i don't know arabic so today that's
why we didn't have a stream today i'm
sorry guys we missed out on a stream
today
i would trust me all night i was raging
i was like [Β __Β ] now i can't stream i'm
gonna you know i i was just completely
angry all night right
the root source of my insomnia
is having [Β __Β ] forced on me in the
morning
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anything when it was in law school it
was the fact that i had to [Β __Β ]
wake up for class for some waste of time
you know
people making me wake up in the morning
to waste my time is the source of my
insomnia
that's the source of my insomnia and it
creates an inner rage inside of me it
creates this [Β __Β ]
tension inside of me where i'm like you
know what [Β __Β ] waking up if i'm not
gonna wake up on my own terms
then i'm just gonna be [Β __Β ] awake and
angry
you know what i mean
like i'm in [Β __Β ] defense mode
i'm in defense mode
until i get them off my back and then i
can rest easy and sleep like a prince
but up beyond that i'm in [Β __Β ] aggro
mode you know
been too angry to sleep for too long
been too angry to sleep for too long
been too angry to sleep for too long
no it wasn't about the sink apparently
they want to
they want to change the toilets so they
can serve water
they can conserve water use [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] should have done that before i
moved in
that's not a [Β __Β ] emergency repair
you just wanna [Β __Β ] save water [Β __Β ]
you [Β __Β ] i'm gonna flush my toilet
eight times tonight
i'm gonna keep flushing my toilet i'm
gonna you know you do that if you do
that
then i'm gonna despite you i'm gonna
flush my toilet three times as much as i
do during the day every time i go wash
my hands i flush that toilet every time
i go near the bathroom flush that toilet
[Β __Β ] hope it was worth it hope it was
worth it barging into my [Β __Β ]
apartment
hope it was worth it cause you just
didn't waste your [Β __Β ] money
and your time and your labor and i made
it even worse the thing you did to come
do save water i made it worse
thank you radical leftists appreciate
you
i'm gonna make it worse okay guys i'm
gonna raid into the zorko right now
raid unless i got something else to say
yeah tomorrow no stream no stream
tomorrow thanksgiving tomorrow be with
your friends and family if you live in
the usa
uh simple as that happy thanksgiving
everybody happy turkey day whatever
and uh you know be easy on the pumpkin
pie see you guys
yeah the royals right now i'm joined i'm
raiding in now with a pathetic showing
of
266 viewers
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