Haz Finally Plays Cruelty Squad

2021-07-27
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i've got news for you regarding your
employment status
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i assumed
one of the last things you'll have to
log at least 15 minutes a day on the
conditioning
we need your prime and clear no
freakouts understand
this should be good good luck on your
new career
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settings want this
right oh [Β __Β ]
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trying to think how do i make this work
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master volume draw distance
oh hi high performance mode
sure i got a 370.
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um
this is better this is better i think it
takes up more
9 20 it's the 9
20 by we need it to be long
we need to be long do this no this is
wide
how about this oh my god the [Β __Β ] is
that
that's too big
i think this is the best one probably
the best one right
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no let's see
what about this this one's probably
better right
nope that's it
what would be the best one
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times
oh it needs to be longer so as long as
it's longer
so let's see
this is unironically probably gonna be
the best one
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this is probably gonna be the best one
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let's go let's do it
this is good this is good
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start case of
love and friendship
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what is this select weapon
i don't know how to play this
okay we're good
start mission graphics
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so what do i do how do i select
i don't know how to select stuff
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cocky arm oh it's r okay okay
got it and shift this to a r let's open
this up
huh start we're restarting the mission
why did 4chan get mad at this game why
what's wrong with her welcome to the
quotes of squad headquarters
to the right you can find the firing
range in the newly renovated kill box
perfect for honing your skills head left
you arrive at the lounge worthless
reacts and recover after a
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yeah you have hard use any longer
press tab to access the stock market
what the [Β __Β ] is this
i don't know what this is buy two
i have no cash
why can i get soda and i have money we
need money chat
money money i need some money
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okay let's open the lockers anything no
hey so far i'm liking the controls a lot
what is this this is like baldi's basics
oh [Β __Β ] can hide the body
the interaction
what's going what is this
hi my sit what is this anything
there must be some clues what
is this a bomb
what is this okay what is my objective
this is actually my objective oh wait
here oh just to open it up you got it
left mouse button to fire to reload
simply hold the right bottom on and
bring your gun down and leave the mouse
you can also aim by pressing shift side
reload
oh these are this is a these are it's a
kind of an innovative control scheme
so like to reload you hit right mouse
and you just do down okay
one two
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i always good idea to look around the
corner by leaning
the q and e buttons
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okay not your [Β __Β ]
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got your [Β __Β ] gotta reload
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gotcha [Β __Β ] reloading
gotcha [Β __Β ]
this game was 20 bucks
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kick open doors with f pick the [Β __Β ]
take this [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] you kick this door down [Β __Β ] you
two
i'm not opening any door anymore
i'm not gonna open any doors
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is this spiderman
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change stream category yeah let me do
that
cruelty squad
cruelty squat
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stream category has been successfully
updated
okay i'm lost here's the x button to
crawl
okay i'm so stressed out right now like
this game is making me very
uncomfortable
i think it's supposed to
okay so we're back full circle okay
let's get out of here
wait anything here what is this
and pick up props with r and throw them
with f bye
bye bye get this up okay
okay what is that
madam ammo what am i supposed to do
i can just kick things now
creepy music
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counter revolutionary slime
what is that oh [Β __Β ]
how do i switch weapons okay bye-bye
[Β __Β ]
oh i'm sorry the unbound potential of
the financial world
has to be [Β __Β ]
what about you someday i would like to
meet elsa holmes
look at his face i would not like to
meet you
hello i just finished renovating the
kill box
i [Β __Β ] my last job bye-bye [Β __Β ]
oh wait i can't kill him oh i can kill
him
an open murder no one cares
killed him in cold blood
what is this [Β __Β ] what what language is
that
what [Β __Β ] language is that i don't
speak lemerian
is this a maze oh no
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i guess we go this way
bye hi thank you very much
i'll be taking that dead body i'll wait
[Β __Β ] hey dude
you're you improve your aim here to
improve your aim yeah
okay i'm in the box
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i don't have ammo i can't go inside the
box
okay how do i complete this tutorial can
someone tell me hi can you tell me
love spending time i love spending time
at your mom's house dude
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it's good to take a break every now and
then cool
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kill everyone that's what i'm thinking
anyway this is easy just kick them
pick youtube bye-bye
can you get up make sure you can't get
up
bye-bye bye-bye bye-bye
bye-bye
don't [Β __Β ] run away from me
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yeah i'm getting bodied by this tutorial
well who do i need to kick now
this guy get the [Β __Β ] back over here
the [Β __Β ] is that
what is this kidney acquisition
complete ew
i'm getting there oh you could sell them
though and we can make money
to buy soda how do i sell their kidneys
hearts fish
kidney yes i have kidneys sell
two i got 23.
let's go liver let's sell some liver
cell 39
okay now i understand the purpose of
this game
now i'm starting to get it okay
money money i need some money
hey gotta kick them take all their [Β __Β ]
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take all that take all that got some
stomach
okay now i get it now i get it i gotta
get enough money to be rich enough
to exit this place that's what i gotta
do
hey excuse me
i will be taking all of these
okay looks like you didn't have any
what's this
kidney oh wait more parts
liver oh wait now i know what they look
like
okay so this is gonna look like okay
gotcha gotcha gotcha
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all right let's open this what does that
mean
what am i supposed to do with this
open up
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this is horrific
we we need cocky in the chat badly
hey i got some crunchers oh they heal
you
okay five health absorb got it
settings okay
is the tutorial done i think it is exit
to level select
stock market
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what am i supposed to do
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click farm what is this
okay exit to level select
okay this one right well i clicked it
okay start
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okay there we go it's actually a mission
okay i didn't know how that worked
there we go this is an actual mission
first day i dosed a special combat
cocktail don't worry if you feel a
little off well good luck
kick this [Β __Β ] man oh [Β __Β ]
hi hey am i being attacked
already good thing the door closed
i'm already being attacked hey that was
a horrible way to approach that let's
see if we can go around
open up [Β __Β ] open up it repulses you
just like my girlfriend
open this up
hi sorry excuse me
sorry i think i this guy have parts
what is this does this have parts any
parts
juicy what is that
how do i take this i already have this
oh it drops ammo
gotcha
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] you kick
him kick him
kick him kick him kick him kick him
kick him kick him kick him kick him kick
all right that didn't go out perfectly
okay did not go further
let's go again so we gotta keep it
low-key
okay so there's probably another way to
approach this
i did not approach this the right way
okay this there's got to be another way
and that's the first [Β __Β ] mission
dude am i [Β __Β ] that bad at this
what does this mean what is this
small cracks oh
no wait what does that mean small cracks
i think i have to bring a barrel i think
i know what it to do
so you got to take this grab this
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chat think every time you die the game
gets easier really
i think this is what you got to do right
small cracks permeate the surface why
would you tease me like this
why would you tease me
what the [Β __Β ] am i supposed to do okay
there's no way around it
can you throw the barrel yeah you can
throw it
like this there you go see let's just
try to do that
take the barrel bye bye [Β __Β ]
it just bounced off wait
no wait that didn't help us
hey i don't know what the [Β __Β ] that's
supposed to mean
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let's open the door
okay i hate how it's like a timer
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okay keep going up keep going up don't
look behind don't look behind
me you're going keep going keep going
keep keep going speed run this [Β __Β ]
i don't give a [Β __Β ] no more you know
what i'm saying you're gonna play on my
way man
bye-bye [Β __Β ] this dog okay keep going
keep going
keep going john wake this [Β __Β ] let's go
let's go
[Β __Β ] you open this door for safety
get out my way
what is this pizza pizza oh it helps
i gotta reload this is
[Β __Β ] hard dude it's good let me
move okay gotta get these bullets
got some bullets got some bullets we
need more bullets come on you got more
johnny organs
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okay i'm safe right now can i say
no
hi [Β __Β ] you
we got nothing off
i like the silence pistol better
honestly
can i break a computer
is this
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[Β __Β ] you stop running
stop okay
is this
delectable 500
okay now i can't die i just picked up
500
okay what is the objective of this kill
this guy
[Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] guy
jesus holy crap lois he just won't quit
holy crap lois this guy just went quick
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[Β __Β ] out of my way [Β __Β ]
okay hey that was a mistake
that was a mistake that was a big
mistake
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i know how to play now
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look at that flawless see that
see that i don't have enough money yeah
i do
[Β __Β ] dude
okay okay guys it's not it's not going
that well it's not going that well
it's not going that well this time it's
really not
negative 25 no okay i know how to play
them
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gotta grab this grab this
[Β __Β ] way [Β __Β ]
grab this get to safety get safety get
the safety
grab some health here we go we got some
health
see
gotta get some organs and sell them on
the stock market
okay i am [Β __Β ] i'm so [Β __Β ]
okay get some get some ammo
you