Haz Plays Cruelty Squad Again

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this [ __ ] game is hard

this game is [ __ ] hard first of all

this is like a terrifyingly hard game

oh my god this game is not easy

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wrong one

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started really

i'm gonna wait for him to contact me

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[ __ ] gotta pick [ __ ] up

[ __ ] me dude i just [ __ ] how do i

pick [ __ ] up again

how do i pick it up all right okay

gotcha

hey this shift

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how do i grab [ __ ] again okay

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[ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

wow this is so much easier than last

time way easier than last time

[ __ ] this is doggy all right full health

look at that

full health

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foreign

okay hold on sick

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this is the guy i gotta kill killed him

hey i beat the level

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i think this is it i beat the level

so what do i do now what do i do now

is there a log does anyone know what i

do now

there's still one more target [ __ ] me

dude [ __ ]

what the [ __ ] dude literal [ __ ]

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the literal [ __ ] dude

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yeah i'm low on health i'm not

okay we're good

what's in here anything here why did i

even go here oh here

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] out of ammo

[ __ ] you

don't worry corporate executives

oh god

target is in here any targets targets

hun

got food

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right here [ __ ] you got him i got one of

the targets there's one more guy i gotta

get

okay now i know how to now i know what i

gotta do there's one more target come on

let me see

got any weapons to pick up

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any weapons no yeah here we go

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i need those weapons

oh no [ __ ] way dude

he didn't do much damage that's okay he

didn't do much damage

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[ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] god damn

i'm out of hell

i'm out of ammo i'm [ __ ] i am so

[ __ ]

let's look come on where's his weapon

where's his weapon come on where's the

weapon i got oh i got ammo

[ __ ] me dude [ __ ] you

you got any ammo

okay i'm at 50 health these guys are

relentless

come on how do i pick it up

how do i pick it up what do i press

to pick it up what do i press to pick it

up does anyone know

[ __ ] man settings

r okay

all right i'm clicking r nothing's

happening r okay i got some from there

you got anything

this is [ __ ] up dude okay let me just

kill this guy

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] get [ __ ] you [ __ ] okay

i did it locate the exit oh no there's

an exit

okay hold on i think we're gonna be good

cause i got a shotgun

okay we got a shotgun

i gotta consume this guy's flush there

we go consume this flash

this one [ __ ] [ __ ]

take this

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oh god okay where's the exit how do i

find the exit

this this door is gonna open he's gonna

shoot

i think it's in here

the [ __ ] is that should get away from

that smoke

what is this oh my god look at this

it's a sniper

locate the exit hey i don't know what

this is

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but i think we're kind of good right now

right

okay the exit let's go oh wait is it

here

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more enemies probably aren't gonna

respond

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i think we actually did it guys

it's gone where's the exit

oh here

i think we're pretty good we did good

we did good

next mission

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hey select weapon hey i got more weapons

okay i need a shotgun and

i think we're gonna go with this

approach shoddy and snipe

i like those better

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paradise

okay start it

chunko perhaps

this game is so scary most of the people

living here employ heavy security

it's a gated community [ __ ]

this is going to be fun

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how do i hit oh f [ __ ] you [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] hiya

what the [ __ ] is that

it's that thing

it goes dark in the bay okay i'm not

going there

nope i'm not that curious okay

there's a limit to my [ __ ] curiosity

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there's a limit to my [ __ ]

what am i [ __ ] hearing

pizza

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it's like an open world [ __ ] game i'm

not going in that basement dude i'm just

i john wick

hello hello

hello i just [ __ ] that up who is

shooting me

[ __ ] you i have negative i'm about to

die

start it over let's start over

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retry

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we're going to restart that

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let me see if i'm getting an invite to

this podcast

mean what is happening am i gonna be

invited

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i don't know what's going on careful

most of the people living here employ

heavy security

i'll be careful buddy don't worry

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okay there's one there's someone in here

this is right in there

let's just open this up hi

is shoddy's the best [ __ ] gun this

game

easily the best gun hi

get a sniper

okay he's up there can i open this

okay a garage

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open this up i

got 70 health left hi

all right [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] you

hey how you doing

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just kick his ass okay we gotta kill two

more

the other guy's here i don't know how to

get there

let's go here

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excuse me excuse me [ __ ] god i wasn't

reloaded

yeah i'm gonna die first of all there's

no way i survived this

yeah there's no way i survived this

he's not even [ __ ] here what am i

doing

yeah i need a i need a heal or i'm gonna

[ __ ] die

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i'm dead he's up here okay

okay i'm gonna be less [ __ ]

ridiculous

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and the loading takes long why i load

the graphics

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hey he's not even in here he's on the

other side

yeah he's he's here he's on the [ __ ]

other side

i know gonna be in here okay

damn that wiped out a lot of my health

i can't tell who's armed and who's not

that's the issue

[ __ ] you what is that

yeah i got some health from that but not

enough

and they exploded after dying too which

is like [ __ ] crazy

pizza oh there's a pizza parlor where

you can heal up

that's where the pizza parlors let's go

to the pizza shop guys

excuse me is that a dog hi

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okay this is not an easy game

that's easy why don't i just keep using

this gun

it's easy as [ __ ]

yeah i gotta get the [ __ ] out of here

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one more guy one more guy

let's go to the pizza place just to heal

up

but this [ __ ] will [ __ ] wreck

everybody

someone shooting at me

are there any dangerous people here oh

[ __ ]

they're shooting

okay there's one guy down

no no shooters here hey pizza

pizza pizza pizza

pizza pie easy let's go

times the podcast happening i'm gonna

give it a little bit more

like 15 minutes if if we don't have the

podcast by 15 minutes

it's not happening i'm gonna give it a

little bit longer though

pizza pie i've got a [ __ ]

i'll [ __ ] me i'm just an idiot [ __ ] do i

walk in here

not even showing any [ __ ] anything

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just walking here not giving a [ __ ] not

not being careful enough you know

[ __ ] me

got this guy i think we got him

now i just got to eliminate the target

oh no he's up here

[ __ ] is this the wrong house

oh good [ __ ] me man

[ __ ] out of my face he better be in this

next room

i swear to god i

[ __ ] out of my face this is a funko pop

owner

i should have talked to him more look

guys it's funko pops

it's a [ __ ] funko pop owner what the

[ __ ]

are you here to check out my funko pops

all right i'm here to get the [ __ ] outta

here

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bunny hop our way to victory who the

[ __ ] is shooting me though

okay this is scary should we explore the

well we have time to explore later

let's just finish this

reward we got money guys

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we got it

oh stardust thank you so much appreciate

it

have you noticed that thank you stardust

thank you so much

thank you yeah i think we have enough of

this for tonight

i don't want to get bad dreams you know

i just don't want to get bedrooms