Haz Plays Cruelty Squad Again
2021-08-04
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this [Β __Β ] game is hard
this game is [Β __Β ] hard first of all
this is like a terrifyingly hard game
oh my god this game is not easy
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wrong one
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started really
i'm gonna wait for him to contact me
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[Β __Β ] gotta pick [Β __Β ] up
[Β __Β ] me dude i just [Β __Β ] how do i
pick [Β __Β ] up again
how do i pick it up all right okay
gotcha
hey this shift
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how do i grab [Β __Β ] again okay
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[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
wow this is so much easier than last
time way easier than last time
[Β __Β ] this is doggy all right full health
look at that
full health
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foreign
okay hold on sick
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this is the guy i gotta kill killed him
hey i beat the level
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i think this is it i beat the level
so what do i do now what do i do now
is there a log does anyone know what i
do now
there's still one more target [Β __Β ] me
dude [Β __Β ]
what the [Β __Β ] dude literal [Β __Β ]
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the literal [Β __Β ] dude
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yeah i'm low on health i'm not
okay we're good
what's in here anything here why did i
even go here oh here
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] out of ammo
[Β __Β ] you
don't worry corporate executives
oh god
target is in here any targets targets
hun
got food
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right here [Β __Β ] you got him i got one of
the targets there's one more guy i gotta
get
okay now i know how to now i know what i
gotta do there's one more target come on
let me see
got any weapons to pick up
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any weapons no yeah here we go
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i need those weapons
oh no [Β __Β ] way dude
he didn't do much damage that's okay he
didn't do much damage
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[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] god damn
i'm out of hell
i'm out of ammo i'm [Β __Β ] i am so
[Β __Β ]
let's look come on where's his weapon
where's his weapon come on where's the
weapon i got oh i got ammo
[Β __Β ] me dude [Β __Β ] you
you got any ammo
okay i'm at 50 health these guys are
relentless
come on how do i pick it up
how do i pick it up what do i press
to pick it up what do i press to pick it
up does anyone know
[Β __Β ] man settings
r okay
all right i'm clicking r nothing's
happening r okay i got some from there
you got anything
this is [Β __Β ] up dude okay let me just
kill this guy
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] get [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] okay
i did it locate the exit oh no there's
an exit
okay hold on i think we're gonna be good
cause i got a shotgun
okay we got a shotgun
i gotta consume this guy's flush there
we go consume this flash
this one [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
take this
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oh god okay where's the exit how do i
find the exit
this this door is gonna open he's gonna
shoot
i think it's in here
the [Β __Β ] is that should get away from
that smoke
what is this oh my god look at this
it's a sniper
locate the exit hey i don't know what
this is
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but i think we're kind of good right now
right
okay the exit let's go oh wait is it
here
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more enemies probably aren't gonna
respond
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i think we actually did it guys
it's gone where's the exit
oh here
i think we're pretty good we did good
we did good
next mission
a significant seed capital of a five
billion dollars
helping them supply proprietary research
data which turns out
they have been for large sums of money
and expensive properties and an elite
gated community
built on an ancient mass grave which
would soon slowly have addiction of
three fresh bodies good luck
hey select weapon hey i got more weapons
okay i need a shotgun and
i think we're gonna go with this
approach shoddy and snipe
i like those better
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paradise
okay start it
chunko perhaps
this game is so scary most of the people
living here employ heavy security
it's a gated community [Β __Β ]
this is going to be fun
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how do i hit oh f [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ]
oh [Β __Β ] hiya
what the [Β __Β ] is that
it's that thing
it goes dark in the bay okay i'm not
going there
nope i'm not that curious okay
there's a limit to my [Β __Β ] curiosity
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there's a limit to my [Β __Β ]
what am i [Β __Β ] hearing
pizza
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it's like an open world [Β __Β ] game i'm
not going in that basement dude i'm just
i john wick
hello hello
hello i just [Β __Β ] that up who is
shooting me
[Β __Β ] you i have negative i'm about to
die
start it over let's start over
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retry
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we're going to restart that
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let me see if i'm getting an invite to
this podcast
mean what is happening am i gonna be
invited
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i don't know what's going on careful
most of the people living here employ
heavy security
i'll be careful buddy don't worry
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okay there's one there's someone in here
this is right in there
let's just open this up hi
is shoddy's the best [Β __Β ] gun this
game
easily the best gun hi
get a sniper
okay he's up there can i open this
okay a garage
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open this up i
got 70 health left hi
all right [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] you
hey how you doing
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just kick his ass okay we gotta kill two
more
the other guy's here i don't know how to
get there
let's go here
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excuse me excuse me [Β __Β ] god i wasn't
reloaded
yeah i'm gonna die first of all there's
no way i survived this
yeah there's no way i survived this
he's not even [Β __Β ] here what am i
doing
yeah i need a i need a heal or i'm gonna
[Β __Β ] die
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i'm dead he's up here okay
okay i'm gonna be less [Β __Β ]
ridiculous
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and the loading takes long why i load
the graphics
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hey he's not even in here he's on the
other side
yeah he's he's here he's on the [Β __Β ]
other side
i know gonna be in here okay
damn that wiped out a lot of my health
i can't tell who's armed and who's not
that's the issue
[Β __Β ] you what is that
yeah i got some health from that but not
enough
and they exploded after dying too which
is like [Β __Β ] crazy
pizza oh there's a pizza parlor where
you can heal up
that's where the pizza parlors let's go
to the pizza shop guys
excuse me is that a dog hi
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okay this is not an easy game
that's easy why don't i just keep using
this gun
it's easy as [Β __Β ]
yeah i gotta get the [Β __Β ] out of here
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one more guy one more guy
let's go to the pizza place just to heal
up
but this [Β __Β ] will [Β __Β ] wreck
everybody
someone shooting at me
are there any dangerous people here oh
[Β __Β ]
they're shooting
okay there's one guy down
no no shooters here hey pizza
pizza pizza pizza
pizza pie easy let's go
times the podcast happening i'm gonna
give it a little bit more
like 15 minutes if if we don't have the
podcast by 15 minutes
it's not happening i'm gonna give it a
little bit longer though
pizza pie i've got a [Β __Β ]
i'll [Β __Β ] me i'm just an idiot [Β __Β ] do i
walk in here
not even showing any [Β __Β ] anything
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just walking here not giving a [Β __Β ] not
not being careful enough you know
[Β __Β ] me
got this guy i think we got him
now i just got to eliminate the target
oh no he's up here
[Β __Β ] is this the wrong house
oh good [Β __Β ] me man
[Β __Β ] out of my face he better be in this
next room
i swear to god i
[Β __Β ] out of my face this is a funko pop
owner
i should have talked to him more look
guys it's funko pops
it's a [Β __Β ] funko pop owner what the
[Β __Β ]
are you here to check out my funko pops
all right i'm here to get the [Β __Β ] outta
here
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bunny hop our way to victory who the
[Β __Β ] is shooting me though
okay this is scary should we explore the
well we have time to explore later
let's just finish this
reward we got money guys
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we got it
oh stardust thank you so much appreciate
it
have you noticed that thank you stardust
thank you so much
thank you yeah i think we have enough of
this for tonight
i don't want to get bad dreams you know
i just don't want to get bedrooms