Haz from Infrared debates a Math Teacher
2021-08-04
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so you're talking all that [Β __Β ] in my
chat right let's hear your voice
we can't hear you vector
show us your voice
show you my voice
oh you're here
so first of all I'm whining on zirko's
podcast for Content that's not real
content according to you
okay so the first so first off let's go
back to the start of this where I was
just trolling you and you decided to
turn something shut up shut up no one
gives a part no one gives a [Β __Β ] man so
no I'm not gonna shut up dude yeah shut
up no yeah shut your mouth no if you're
gonna if you're gonna you're gonna call
me out you're gonna you're gonna call me
to come on here and I'm gonna say shut
up like what what what what kind of
posturing is this dude
first of all what's real content
well you going on to a show and
complaining about people who are bigger
than you yeah yeah you guys what's the
real content there you guys shouldn't
kill these people so who's not good
let's see who you're a fan of let's see
who you're a fan of who are the people
you're defending go ahead okay who Am I
who I'm a fan of okay I was like I don't
I'm not gonna sit here and list off
things yeah yeah let's go we got a
Mischief viewer we gotta we got a nympho
viewer let's list them list them list
them list them yeah no list them yeah
yeah I list them so so you think you
think nimple is Nick and Melena that's
content according to you
I never said that
is that content according to you Nick
and Molina no hey guys what do you who
do you enjoy you enjoy Hassan no I don't
enjoy his song What About Mischief uh no
I don't really enjoy
uh excuse he's okay here I'll give you
somebody I do appreciate Maya's content
Maya Maya has good questions I think she
does a lot of good stuff for the animals
um now when they do that crazy other IRL
stuff I'm not big into that Maya
dude you sound like first of all why are
you watching Maya what
I just explained that I enjoyed the fact
that she helps animals that's what I
just said dude bro that's that's so you
came here on did my stream to defend the
honor of Maya no I didn't Jesus Christ
dude is that what I said did I say I was
gonna that's what it said you called me
that's what it sounds like you need to
look in this restaurant wait wait wait
you realize she's taken right
okay yeah so
I mean like she's actually taken she's
never gonna talk no that has nothing she
will never okay
no you literally are so [Β __Β ] stupid
but I'm just complaining on zerka's
content I'm not providing content but
but Maya's content right
what did I say what did I say about Maya
go back to what I said about mine it
sounds like you were in Black it sounds
like you were implying that you wanted
her to notice you it sounds like you
were implying you wanted her to notice
you but she's not going to no I don't
care if she notices me no I don't know I
don't care dude
so you it's keyboard Warrior talk [Β __Β ]
in my chat and this is your big reveal
that you're a Maya viewer I [Β __Β ]
reveal dude you challenged me to get on
here for no [Β __Β ] reason yeah you're
saying yeah sometimes yeah
have fun complaining on zerka's stream
for Content you're the only one so first
off first of all right
I'm gonna I'm gonna actually debate you
how long was how long was the show how
long do you get treated better how long
was that let's break this down logically
how long was the show how long was the
show I didn't even watch I don't even
watch it so you're saying all I did was
complain even though it was a tiny
fraction of the whole show is that I was
talking about how they're not content of
what I had seen okay with you guys [Β __Β ]
oh so what did you see what did you see
what did you see but did you heard what
did you see I heard so that's the
majority of what I said on the show
that's all I said on the show
that's what she said you said that's all
I did on that show how do you know that
with what certainty do you say that with
your chest yep you feel stupid right now
okay yes or no do you feel stupid
no I don't feel stupid you should
why because some losers because you just
screamed because you just because you
just made the blame you just made the
claim that all I did on circus podcast
was complained by the way did I complain
about them or did I point out the fact
that they're not content did I actually
complain when did I complete oh so now
you want to play semantics of whether or
not you pointed out a factor you
complained it was complaining dude how
was that complaining why was that
complaining complaining how that what
concept I have what content do they have
oh that's just pointing out fast
genuinely what yes what content do they
have that somebody else is more
successful content who they have okay
where's the content I get that they're
more successful I'm just wondering where
the content is
obviously there's content there okay
okay
that's fine that's fine so open my eyes
to the top okay open my eyes to the
contest
open listen Maya Warrior open my eyes to
the content of Nick and Malena go ahead
okay never did I show me the content now
you're straw Manning with this idea of I
said anything about Nick and Molina I
said nothing about Nicholas that's where
okay whoever you want uh Miss Kiff
what's the other guy xqc Hassan whatever
opened my eyes show me you want to know
who I watch most of all Maya
no Destiny that's how I even learned
about YouTube on Destiny's show so
you're a dgg viewer
okay where's Destiny's content
where is Destiny's content so Destiny's
content is he's debating I don't know if
you know that oh yeah it's just debating
he's debating and he plays games so let
me ask you a question does destiny dance
on stream
does dense
does he dance
uh everyone no he doesn't does he sing
yeah
does he sing and does he does he might
have seen him do a break dance once does
he yeah once once once in history does
he sing
does he rap is he funny is he as funny
I've seen him play the piano he does his
composition challenge who who makes
people kick W more mirror but yeah I
guess you know what I mean like but your
content right like you you're the
content I have God to your contacts I
literally am one of the most if not the
most entertaining guy on Twitch easily
easily
easily you yeah okay okay yeah that's
why that's why you have almost 300
viewers and other people have way more
than that because you're the most
Entertainer hey hey how long have I been
around on Twitch
I have no idea dude I didn't March no
idea I don't really care so so I started
on March and now I'm averaging 300 400
viewers and that's according to you
that's not a miracle how is that a
miracle dude because it's the top oh oh
oh oh oh oh zero one percent of people
who can do that you are so air
again
yes I am wait okay bro listen okay if
you if you watch four if you watch
figure it out shut up if you watch one
hour yeah
guess what guess what guess what guess
what got nothing I my community
your community is a million times better
than dgg my community has Chads we have
Alpha females dgg has nerds they have
nerds yeah DG first of all you're from
dgg you're gonna come and rep dgg I
didn't rep anything I rip anything Maya
will never give you a chance Maya is
taken
Maya is taken she will never notice you
never I'm laughing at you because you
haven't demonstrated
Maya will never
foreign
I know you're trying to be funny now but
I could hear the nervousness in your
voice you are super embarrassed right
now
okay who's better content than me
I just said that I was trying to come
out objectively who's better content
Who's Who on which is better content who
on Twitch has better content than me go
ahead he was like you're just you you
think you think that you think that's
what this is about no I'm here because I
made a joke to you no you told me stupid
you literally complained
yeah I went on circus podcast and you're
saying have fun complaining on zirko's
con podcast for content
as if I'm not actually producing content
and what do you think the audience of
that podcast demonstrated that you're
producing the best content yes I have
no you haven't yes I have there you have
it yes I have one's in the chat if I
have it's a democracy one's in the chat
one's in a chat if I am the content of
the zerka podcast one to the chat you
guys are [Β __Β ] awesome dude you guys
are awesome you've got 300 people here
right so that average big size of males
in my community is 12 inches
the average dick size of males in my
community is 12 inches
yes it is dude you oh yeah this is yeah
I measured it myself I measured it
myself I measured it myself got the
sigma male grind set on my man you got
it okay okay wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait okay who pulls more [Β __Β ] dgg
or my community which one go ahead
what do you do in your spare time
uh I'm usually taking care of your mom
being inside of her that's cool because
my mom's actually dead so I didn't know
you were into that stuff but that's okay
so I mean what what that's literally
nothing that's literally the most
unoriginal that's the most unoriginal
response what an unoriginal response
literally everyone says that so first of
all in my spirit okay first of all what
do you do in your spare time
chat in my chat question if you're such
a successful male why do you uh think
I'm not content and you still watch me
in my chat
I clicked on you okay because you were
in my recommended channels you can
obviously see too if you didn't
recognize that I actually have a sub
that somebody gifted to me right that's
the only reason why I popped in here
right who has a better beard near
Destiny who has who has a better beard
me or destiny
what's that hold on hold on hold on I
didn't miss I didn't I didn't catch the
start of that what was that who has the
better beard mere destiny
I do you do I will give you exactly
exactly exactly
it doesn't come on do you have any W's
are you are you all you've been better
beers all you've been collecting is else
you have zero W's today all you've been
today all you've been collecting is else
no no you because you you actually think
that I give a [Β __Β ] yes you do any of
this yes you do why
have fun on circus podcast complaining
for I literally debunked every single
prong of that comment oh my God I
literally debunked all of it you
continue on okay you continue on with
whatever it is do you have a girlfriend
do you have a girlfriend okay do you
have a girl you're a little dance and
everything do you have a girlfriend do
you have a girlfriend who you have a
girlfriend
oh my gosh dude this is like high school
[Β __Β ] dude do you have do you have a
girlfriend mentality literally has not
has not progressed past High School do
you have a girlfriend oh my God I bet
your girlfriend she probably lives in
another state too that no you have a
girlfriend do you have a girlfriend I
got the W on that bro do you have a
girlfriend that's [Β __Β ] awesome dude
yes it's a yes or no question do you
have a girlfriend
no no
foreign
exactly
you think that why did it take so long
to answer that
I don't know why did it take so long did
it have to take so long to answer that
no it didn't okay how old are you
what what is this now like what's the
question 20 Questions no no I'm just
asking questions a few questions you
couldn't answer [Β __Β ] no because because
here's the thing here's the thing
because here's the thing I am a Sigma
Alpha Male Chad absolutely almost nearly
nearly perfect male human specimen so
we're gonna compare you and me okay yeah
hey cause you were talking [Β __Β ] right
you're right I was talking [Β __Β ] by the
way Maya's taken if you didn't know
I understand that it's like I you think
this Maya is taking she's not gonna
break up with Miss kid for you she's not
don't give a [Β __Β ] never said I wanted
her to it sounds like you do it sounds
like you do I think you cry about it
every night yeah I do I yeah okay you
got me there bro yeah
yeah okay yeah
so you watch so pretty much you saying
you what you're a Maya Watcher that's
like your main content on Twitch you
watch a 20. you are so [Β __Β ] stupid I
never said that you like you just sit on
the computer and watch like a 20 year
old young woman
with birds and that's what you do in
your spare time yep you got me bro
yeah and and so so so according to you
and okay okay so so important so
according to you I do that all the time
yeah yeah and so according to you this
makes you a more successful alpha male
than me
no no no no no no no no no
I'm I'm not only a more successful alpha
male I'm a more successful Sigma male
than you dude
okay what's your job
what's my job yeah okay I'm a math
teacher
bruh you're a math teacher
yep
well you're weird
yeah you think I am weird
what's the age of the people you teach
or what grade right now
yeah
Community College
do the your community college students
know that you're a guy who spends their
time typing in my twitch chat oh my God
I bet they would go [Β __Β ] insane if
they found out dude that would just be
good do they know do they know do they
know that you watch Maya in your spare
time
oh my God that's exactly what I've
talked to them about dude that's exactly
what I go into my class and I do you
know what
I go in there and I tell all my students
you know what I do on my story
you know a lot about twitch lore too so
why are you so fixated on Twitch lore
when you're a math teacher
foreign do you not find that a little
bit bizarre is this literally the
content that you're you're after I'm
just curious no apparently I don't have
content so that's okay
you're dancing back and forth your chat
is funny as hell right now too right
because they're calling me a community
college dorkus they're talking about
yeah because we're better than dgg any
day of the week I think I'm gonna jump
on here and be honest with you you guys
are trash we are better than dgg in
every single way
who's more handsome the men of infrared
or GGG which one okay I'm way better
looking than you dude so I don't know
what the hell let's see let's see let's
see she'll come up
cam up
cam up cam up where here buddy
just share your video Let's see if
you're actually more handsome than me
What video
I'm Discord click the video button to
cam up
turn on camera
no
I know
I thought you're more handsome than me
I am but I'm such a [Β __Β ] Sigma male I
don't have to prove it to you
so you're not more handsome than me
okay bro
how much you weigh what's your height
um I weigh 180 I'm 5'9
that sucks for you dude why what about
you
six two two forty
oh really show us
show us what you got going on
I don't need to because why not Sigma
male bro no I doubt it I doubt it
I doubt it show us how do we know you're
not lying
I don't care if you think I'm lying
that's the best part if you if you were
as good looking as you're saying you
wouldn't have to watch Maya in your
spare time you would actually be able to
get a real girlfriend by the way
did you know that
I'm not sure if I knew that or not
actually yeah you wouldn't actually have
to like so first of all wait just so
we're clear you realize she's taken
right
yes I've said that dude I've said that
numerous times so why do you pursue in
vain her hand in marriage
I never said I was doing anything like
that we were talking about whose content
I enjoyed dude this has nothing to do
with anything else so if you watch my so
for first of all first of all
what bird is interesting according to
you that's better than my content
what are you telling me an ostrich isn't
[Β __Β ] cool dude didn't she didn't she
have an ostrich okay show me
show you what I don't have the eyes so
many Oscars show me show me
yeah and you realize is do you not find
it kind of bizarre that your students
are the same age as Maya I'm not a
teacher you idiot I was a [Β __Β ] lie
man
so what else is alive you guys are so
[Β __Β ] weird dude what else was a lie
go ahead
what else was a lie what else was a lie
yeah everything's a lie dude especially
the more handsome thing right no that's
true no prove it
I have to prove anything to you dude
you're some after the attitude that you
had towards me why do I have to prove
anything dude you have to prove it you
were completely uncharitable me from the
start you're imagination you're a math
teacher proofs is what you do you do
proofs all the time
no
not true
so okay who who is um more content than
me on the zirka podcast go ahead
obviously I'm gonna say Destiny okay how
is Destiny more content than me explain
you more content than this in my eyes
open my eyes open my eyes open my eyes
open my eyes
just show me
show me how
no
you realize Destiny's taken too right
is he he's in an open relationship dude
and I don't think he dates ugly guys
okay so second of all
explain to me how Destiny's more content
than me go ahead like just like describe
it no no no no no how about you explain
to us how your mortgage yeah yeah sure
everybody else I I will I will I'm a
very Charming presence I have very base
takes I'm very open I'm very honest I'm
very funny and exciting and exhilarating
and aggressive and I dial things up a
notch and get the Heat going in the room
I am facilitator of content I ask the
tough questions I get [Β __Β ] going I get
[Β __Β ] moving I'm actually just fun to
watch people are excited to watch me
bruh
bruh bruh okay so Chad decide if he's
more handsome than me go ahead
so we're gonna pop this out
and we're gonna see what the chat thinks
because ultimately you know I can't
apparently my opinion means nothing
because I don't know on what planet are
you more handsome than me but let's see
so we're gonna see
here we go chat this is him
so according to you're way more handsome
than me yeah
okay which should I call you mister or
something like a math teacher
tell me whatever you want my man
so why do you so how old are you
irrelevant
I think it's kind of relevant so you
have a guitar in the back I know why you
like Destiny now
okay this is really shameful like don't
you think
don't you think like you're in you're
embarrassing yourself
how am I embarrassing myself
um how should I put this
there is kind of a generational
difference between us it seems
and
I don't know it's just kind of
unordinary to be
bothering people like me
literally had you on in the background
while I'm doing my other work
why literally take the joke in your chat
which you decided to not take as a joke
you called me stupid so I called you out
backwards on that and then you wanted me
to get in voice chat so you could quote
unquote own me okay if if you were here
we are if you got your content okay okay
if you were content
if you were my math teacher
and I saw you being put on the spot like
this
I mean what in the world is going on
like the world is upside down
like how has it come to this that the
math teacher is doing this
how has it come to this
I don't I don't know what you what you
think you're proving here
I kind of feel bad now it's like
it's like the math teacher used to be a
figure of authority but now you're just
desperate and you're talking about Maya
and my [Β __Β ] chance what do you think
I'm desperate about
I don't know I mean twitch is for
everyone guys twitch is for everyone
right so you know that check they said
huh here you go
here's your physique check
that's not that impressive okay you're
you're and you're you're you're at five
nine I'm sure you're just way more
impressive buddy I literally am I
literally okay let's see
what you want to see
it's more impressive
see
I know it's not yeah it is look at that
it's not yeah look at my look how wide
my back is look at my leg you're so
close to the camera dude you're you're
trying to show us that your back's wide
when you're that close to the camera
what's your what's your chest size dude
you look at no no no yeah exactly dude
no no
oh my god dude you're just like the rest
and the short guys I see in the joke
oh my gosh man look at you you're tiny
you're tiny and you think that that has
anything any that's the only reason you
have any type of wit to you right it's
because how short you are you're the
same short guys in the gym all right
hold on tall guy we have to lift weights
we have some tall tall guy resentment
tall guy resentment we have some tall
guy resentment listen dude here's the
thing when you are out in the open you
are not coordinated you all guys
yeah I'm uncoordinated everybody yeah
this guy's got me between your arms and
your legs me me I'm built like a warrior
everything scored
everything harmonious everything works
together for you you're just one word no
coordination wobbling around looking
goofy as hell
that's a fact
that's a fact
no walk around walk around your kitchen
I'll show you you're gonna sit here no
you're gonna you're gonna you're gonna
rip on somebody because you think
they're on no no walk around in your
kitchen I'll literally show I will prove
it I will prove it walk around in your
kitchen right now
yeah for you yes walk around yeah okay
I'm gonna walk around let's see let's
see how coordinated your body is
oh man let's see how coordinated you are
go ahead coordinated how coordinated I
am that's what you've Fallen back to oh
you're uncoordinated because you're
taller than me bro you're uncoordinated
because you're taller than me you think
that other people like no you love other
people you look very you look Goofy and
uncoordinated you look Goofy and
uncoordinated
you look Goofy and uncoordinated okay
yeah you realize the tall guy was always
the weirdo right like I'm the normal guy
yeah I'm the normal guy I'm like you
know
you think you you've got to prove
yourself the best part about this you've
got to prove yourself to these people
because you got to beg for their money
listen I am the alpha male you're you've
got to beg I am the alpha male in this
situation
you're the alpha male with your hand
have you ever seen Rise of the Planet of
the Apes have you seen Rise of the
Planet of the Apes please guys sub to me
no no sub to me I'm gonna explain this
to other people I'm here to explain this
to you I'm here to explain to you please
please no no I'm here to explain this to
you no no I'm here to explain it to me
please I'll debate anybody I'll debate
anybody I promise I'll defeat anybody
unless if I've debated you before unless
you're uh too far on the right Mr
Emerson no no no no Mr Emerson Mr
Emerson we're gonna break down your math
formulas in a second to me Mr Emerson Mr
Emerson Mister
professor professor Johnston
professor professor
the professor I got the mute him twitch
please please I gotta mute him hold on
you won't shut up
so professor
where did he go
where did you go
he left
oh man