ZHERKA AND HAZ GO HOLLYWOOD KEKW [2021-12-16] 🚀 Infrared Content Catalog

i'll got us the pizza and everything i

think i got a mapped out in my head what

we're gonna do

and the ones where you showed where

you're generally

interested in going in will actually go

in

yeah yeah

we'll go back that way

straight up

and then we also have to map out the

nice

nice closed place i want to go buy some

[ __ ] tomorrow

is chat going to show on your thing yeah

yeah are you sure yeah

okay so if they're are you live

yeah you're lucky come come come

you sure they're still not here

dude

it's irl it takes a while

ah bro they're usually weird

i'm gonna farm subs for you yeah

okay that orange bus down there is where

we'll turn around

we live yeah they're here

the boys are here

holy communism they're all here that's

great

all these guys are awesome

oh you look good this is a good angle

i'm gonna go you can slow it down i'm

gonna be like oh this is good

oh dude this is lennon [ __ ] bro okay

why london hey who are you honking at

you girls we're getting hurt today so

here's the thing

we're right in the heart of babylon

because

twitch and tick-tock are taking over so

hollywood's done youtube's taking over

how he was done you know what i'm saying

but this is a decaying city we're doing

a documentary straight up um

in this satan even if the weather is

even turning cold you know even the

weather is satanic you're about to say

it's turning cold can the weather be

satanic though yo don't don't cover

those why do us why you can't stop bro

it's you you're allowed it's a statue

stop stop is this a statue attention to

it

you're [ __ ] sick

all right yo what's this alchemy [ __ ]

it's called academy [ __ ] dumbass oh

[Laughter]

i'm gonna be [ __ ] up are you serious

right now

hold on hold on there's a pawn shop

nothing here are we not taking out the

palm shop

bro we passed by

and we're going to go to this [ __ ]

[ __ ]

you're scaring them

bro this guy's scaring the locals bro i

don't give a [ __ ]

all right bro

so you said not to look at these

stops

i love how you do this [ __ ] on my

channel too yeah well

well if you get banned we're far yeah

okay

let's hear what they're saying

where'd you park the ferrari bro

where did you park the oh you got the

bentley today or the rolls royce oh no i

think i'm taking out the uh what the

body yeah you look like you're taking

the skateboard

listen listen no we both look like

grandkids today bro 15 15k coke oh [ __ ]

about 500 uh

what the [ __ ] is that that's bridgette

no it's not no it's not you don't have

it today

i got you thank you yeah yeah infrared

i don't know i did i thought i thought

that was like a part of the design for

food

bro

just stay in the shots

go to the bathroom and clean it off let

me be in front of you stay in the shot

bro i gotta go to the bathroom clean it

up

gotta find the bathroom now

quest updated yo chad in person his arms

are huge bro ask vi

vive

hollow

we got a mission updated we have to i

have to get to our bathroom and clean

this up nah bro who cares

it looks more badass like that bro like

who cares if something took a [ __ ] on

you

i care

no it's not actual [ __ ] but it's like

rust

from the metal of the jacket

winter time grind damn bro l.a bro la is

just a big gta simulation of cringe bro

dusty ass ugly-ass city this is some

ugly-ass city man dirty-ass city

dirty-ass city i'd never live in a city

like los angeles dirty ass man for real

for real for real huh

la

has the ugliest people in all of america

get the [ __ ] out of here

so far what i see

i've been to the gym

yeah it's it's uh

yeah i mean i mean i mean like you're

mutants

i mean

yo i went to the gym bro

huh

no i'm saying

no i'm saying like

personalities right right i was saying

their faces bro no i thought that's what

you meant i don't know i mean

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like i was at the gym for example

straight up and people were so rude

that's what i mean very rude yeah you

know what i mean

yeah i know man people walk up on you

and like push a little more pushy i

guess yeah where i'm from if you're

pushy you get you you get hurt

yeah

uh what is this little game sauce

oh yeah it's epstein island bro

hey aren't these people known for like

epstein they said let's go let's go ask

some of these

is this like an iconic voice

let's ask these people why is epstein

your prime minister bro

we're going to do street interviews

we're going to do some street interviews

that's a quick way to get banned bro why

all right do it it's your channel okay

you really just can't do street

interviews well you don't know what

they'll say it's live

what's your impression of vibe bro the

people want to know

why is uh he's great

bye's a solid dude yeah i mean he picked

us up it took him like five hours right

so professional you know yeah

he's a businessman

what is this

i don't know this is dirty because sonic

building

straight up

i like the palm trees it's a nice touch

and the building of scientology right

there

all right yo street snipers i did i will

turn this [ __ ] off so fast don't [ __ ]

around we don't want to meet nobody what

are you talking about just before we hit

uh before ever

every 10 minutes we gotta tell them okay

just

they'd be ruining streams and [ __ ]

oh man

this is like a this place is like a

video game open world sure we got subway

la fit this

listen this is uh this is like uh is

this the fitness we went to

no

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yeah that's the nastiest [ __ ] i've ever

seen in my life yeah you see what he's

doing no

that was the nastiest [ __ ] i've ever

seen in my life as long as i got nothing

to do with it yo listen

the thing is

is that husky

yeah

it's cute

listen l.a do a kickflip bro

listen la

it's like a uh yeah it's a video game

open world straight up that wasn't

rendered straight up straight up

that wasn't finished straight up

straight up straight up 21 turn turn

turn

ice cream

is this ice cream

ross oh it's our tour tour it's a tour

okay

go in here and get some clothes i want

some ice cream bro she mad

she big man what the [ __ ]

yo what yo

i [ __ ] love sprite bro we need to

find some sprites

yo where did we get some sprite

i'm parched

it's not even my birthday yeah all right

let's get a picture

yeah oh yeah yeah you need a mask bro

put your mask on

do you have another i'm from

go get your friend

i can't go in you dumbass you didn't

give me a map

no you're supposed to bring the map

you guys don't even [ __ ] bring us

buddy i need some content

what was that about bro no no no no no

no if you're gonna dress like that you

gotta breathe something you gotta bring

something if you don't have a mask we

can't do anything

yeah so let's go [ __ ] buy a mask

here

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i didn't bring my wallet

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yo bro that girl ironing me with her

father bro she's with their father like

you're an adult with your father give us

some dance moves

yo do men dance is the question huh

oh [ __ ] my bad

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show your tits

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hollywood hills yeah

there's the uh

they give those awards to [ __ ]

meadows

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i'm from vancouver we do like we do like

the real [ __ ]

yeah yeah i know it's a coke town i

don't like the coke kids you know

i don't like cocaine you know

it's like a coke town it's like that's

why i left it i got i have to leave i

have to go get my life straight yeah

yeah oh yeah yeah i got you guys later

it's a nice guy yo bro let's just get

one mask and keep running content let's

just we need to get a mask well where

are you gonna get it

shut up vancouver yo yo get a picture

here huh

go stand next to your big

fake man david dobrik get the [ __ ] out

yo get a picture of david

go there

hurry the cops are coming bro go get a

picture

he's banned

no he's not is he

yo get in the middle oh yeah this is

this is what you've always wanted go in

the middle go on your knees pretend

they're finishing bro

hey look at this hey ladies pay

attention these are the men that will

never tap you because you're on only

fans with an old man that has a yacht

i'm kidding i'm kidding you're going to

have a stud baby girl you're going to

have it all all right let's go

we can't bro

i think

where

yeah

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is

yeah

trust me today is just on the exterior

that's all we're doing

okay

this is not a professional stream this

is the one where i improvise

all right guys we need some subs right

now we need some subs

right now

all right you go first

okay go first i gotta check it out see

if it's too uh

right i don't know i don't really like

l.a

i don't know my city is way better dude

like way better

way way

way better than la way better like way

better

oh [ __ ] what the hell

oh my god

holy [ __ ]

china

pinkies this is where we come to pray

what are you going to ask them bro

all right yo i'm going to run a

thumbnail here so we get more viewers

right so just

try and stand next talk to someone bro

talk to the security guard

such a lonely man play some sad music

here for us

the views will go up watch this watch

this look at that

look at that thumbnail that's better

than having a few e-girls on

i love christmas man

jesus

i'll tell you something

uh do are people mean to you here

what are they mean here when you guys

talk about jesus

i've seen i've seen i've seen a lot in

san diego where people yell at them

yeah

angry like they don't like spirituality

and i'm like look if you guys don't want

to be religious

your religion is going to be only fans

you know what i mean

if you don't want to be religion your

religion will be veganism

or neo-liberalism watch your wife get

piped on the couch like you want to be a

[ __ ]

they're attacking all tradition all of

it yeah why why why are they attacking

tradition because you know

because the market no no it's the market

they make more money showing their bonds

let me farm

what's up do you want views or no no no

religion

no we're walking we're walking man let

them have their peace

do you guys want to plug in something

hey we're famous you want to plug it

your name your website whatever i'm i'm

super famous that's a church it's a

church yeah

let me visit let me tell you something

i used to work as a nightclub bouncer do

you know what that is it's security and

there was a there was a hooker who ran

away with someone's wallet and these

guys went to beat her up and i didn't

know

and i didn't know what to do i didn't

know how to stop the aggression

big bikers with crosses

and i said hey guys let he who is

without sin cast the first stone

and they all stopped and they laughed so

hard

they laughed because they thought it was

funny they're criminals as well they've

sinned

don't do that

let me tell you something okay let me

tell you something joe biden antichrist

slavic brothers hello from new jersey

oh wow he liked biden that was just it

wasn't interesting

he flipped the script on me and he's

like no no

yeah well he just defended biden in

front of me i'm gonna go fight him bro

that was the why did he defend biden

we're gonna [ __ ] religious people

defend by them that he totally snaked me

at the end of that yo someone's calling

you michigan don't don't answer

bro don't don't say [ __ ]

just show me

[Laughter]

all right bro like i said anything you

stupid [ __ ] right yo are you ever gonna

talk on your own street

hold on we're going to talk to chad a

bit yo guys give subs or the stream ends

in five minutes we'll see if that works

it's not like it'll end we've got we got

nothing else to do

let's go

yeah crystals do you want a crystal

oh wow how much of the green one

yeah

um two dollars or you can get um

like three of them for five dollars uh

get me one at least for good luck which

one which one is good luck good luck um

this one gives you a lot of like

confidence so that could then

i'm maxed out i'm maxed out i have too

much i want to bring it down a bit

yeah you're not going to want that one

um amethyst is always a good one it like

draws in positivity and like raises

vibrations of transformating negatives

what's this back here this look like you

know crack rock

it is

a real basic one i got some big chunks

of it now which one comes with your

phone number um i'm kidding i'm kidding

yeah yeah plug your music

buy me a green one please

yo bro it's for good luck buy me a green

one

okay

fruit snack

oh wow

i'm uh one of the most do you know

twitch yeah i'm one of the most famous

guys on there john zurka this is haas

from infrared show

you know him yeah you know him yeah i

watched twitch do you know carter what

the [ __ ] why are you serious

what does he dream about no wait what

does he dream about well maybe i'm

thinking of a different person but you

just do like more like just chatting yes

he does

oh wow you do know twitch you're like a

big streamer right yeah

yes

what the hell okay he's bigger than me

no no get me a crystal bro give me a one

crystal bro i gotta take that on the

plane just grab it and run run we can

outrun her bro we can outrun her grab it

okay turn it away i'm gonna get my card

off i got you you're gonna get your card

up for three dollars

yeah he's so bad bro why are you mad bro

i wonder if we could see his [ __ ]

credit card from here straight up

straight house

[Laughter]

do you think your shitty phone can pick

up the credit card are you dumb

oh she's into him too

bro honestly dude

he's got a hey hey he's got a bentley

but he doesn't carry cash he's got a

bentley doesn't carry cash how

embarrassing

let's do some wingman [ __ ]

thank you for the lighter what's her

name

she doesn't say she's a leftist spit on

her dude chill the [ __ ] out

i don't even know why you're saying that

you need to tell the [ __ ] out my dude

i guess because i'm filming haas she

said he's bigger than he's a big

streamer

am i shaking too much my bad dude i feel

like i am

what's up man

we going live we're here live on this

channel yeah hell yeah you want to say

something

don't get us as [ __ ]

you gotta say to joe byron

what's good baby

take me out to dinner

you got to plug something

something like a channel instagram or

something [ __ ] uh big bang bub right

here make bros youtube [ __ ] who's

jaymar this is john.twitch.tv one of the

biggest channels so

plug in your instagram or some [ __ ]

w-h-o-s-j

and what about your vegan friend is he

gonna do come plug your stuff right here

do you want to plug in you got on palm

angel go ahead what do you do music

anything i'm a designer just go plug

yourself

uh

where can we find you you can find me

always on instagram you guys together

yeah

all right we are we are well you dressed

up today all right real quick w-h-o-s

j-m-a-r follow that we're crazy

oh wow

what are your thoughts on the freemasons

of l.a

um i don't have many okay tell me what

they are

okay

i've heard a little bit about these are

these good ones

yeah this one's kind of like a pyramid

so you know illuminati oh wow

[Laughter]

that's a great sales person wow thank

you thank you so much look at that we

get to keep the baggy too yeah it helps

too um

thank you fruity it makes it more

annoying yeah

good for you it's going to make me more

annoying all right

yeah yeah oh wow look at that

hello hello who's this handsome person

okay

all right let's go whoa

we have a tour if you want to go

it's a museum yeah

no we go to the hollywood sign in the

homes we're famous from the jimmy kimmel

for jimmy kimmel

we're on jimmy kimmel a lot can i can i

get your viewer count to a million yeah

go let him talk please let him go please

let him talk go ahead go ahead wait they

always we're right next to the studios

if you want to do a tour of the homes in

the hollywood sign

where are you visiting from uh canada

and michigan yes so so canada and

[ __ ]

uh which part of canada vancouver okay

i'm not a mountain

yeah let me guess you're from the

beverly hills of vancouver he's tasty

yeah

how do you know that how do you know

what that is

i'm actually from there did you did you

know that they wrote about me when i

left beverly hills like uh now i'm in

holly vancouver's son wrote a big

article

the sun is huge yeah yeah

you can check it out put my name inside

so if you want to do a short tour that's

our company there okay

the hollywood signs oh yeah

from toronto right yeah toronto with

drake and the rest of them one that does

100 languages what do you speak i'm

albanian he does lebanese i only know

one word oh [ __ ] okay sugar right yeah

you saw the movie taken right yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah

we're gonna kidnap you bro

hollywood hello

wow okay okay nice to meet you guys hey

hey

thank you

honestly i don't know what he said i'm

looking at the viewer bro said he said

it's pretty pretty hollow oh

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[Applause]

yo honestly they suck they they're so

bad yeah i gotta tell them i got a

double i gotta tell them they're so bad

bro they're so bad

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oh my god

oh my god it said freemasonry

builds its temples among the nations and

in the hearts of men

right where the media capitalism oh my

god they do

that's wow

bro i mean i'm actually getting creeped

out let's go bro i spent like 15 minutes

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no

holy [ __ ] they come they done

commercialized christmas bro they made

it about the market

neoliberal democracy

la [ __ ] socks

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oh drummer

i love this weather though i'm not gonna

lie

oh [ __ ]

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where can we find you

uh here okay you might be able to find

me tonight over at the rainbow bar grill

what present do you want from my

community we're a hundred thousand

people live right with the foggers of

xcc

what presence should they drop you oh

what do you like uh

okay i like big booty [ __ ] yeah no no

no nothing like that no no no no he's

spirits i love women don't get me wrong

you're a pure

oh wow look at this can i see that

oh wow sorry for touching your drum okay

can we ask you a mara you're an american

yes yes can i touch your money for one

second only touch it yeah pick it up

okay see this what is this that is money

that is look at my hand that is the

all-seeing eye right yes yes

is this place controlled by the

illuminati uh there's the masons right

across the street yeah come on and

that's jimmy kimmel right there thank

you so much yes sir thank you hey i'm

also a sovereign

i sovereign myself i'm a secured party

creditor under the uniform commercial

codes oh really i'm a secured party

creditor you sound like the feds are you

are not are you a narc what i've done is

i privatized myself as a living trust oh

wow that's what i am okay you cannot be

confused as a corporation right or an

incorporeal entity or uh ibm sonus or uh

or um

i cannot be confused with that or uh uh

and ends legis

i am a flesh and blood living man so

you're the only american adversary of

god okay and

uh i am an american don't get me wrong

but what is your thoughts on what are

your thoughts on only fans on who only

fans only fans or like girls showing

their bikinis and stuff to get money oh

god um okay is that holy

i hate i hate sex trafficking right but

i love sexy women

i hate sex trafficking i just get caught

in traffic with sexy women that's it i'm

kidding no

whoa

whoa whoa whoa what about you yeah yeah

no no definitely no no no human rights

trafficking no drug trafficking yeah

have a good day yes

i don't drink smoke or do drugs so if

any women are out there and you think

i'm

uh a husband type man

find me okay that's cause that's what

i'm looking for i'm looking for a wife

yeah and i want to have a family yeah i

can tell you're sober all the drugs

you're not doing tonight i will do for

you that's fine hey just don't get too

much don't get too rough yeah i know

god bless you man

that guy's sweetheart

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huh no no don't play that mute game

don't stop here go talk to them no

that's what i'm saying don't do that bro

all right

because listen listen watch out watch

[ __ ] as long as you disagree it's not

the os you [ __ ] [ __ ]

bro you you know you know streaming i've

been doing this for years bro

right

like dude i'm not out here to get you

banned bro

you know what's funny this stream

deserves

they're gonna be a little homophobic

you're gonna push back and ask them okay

if you see that as a sin right

do you sin and then they they get caught

up in the question and stuff but if you

join them in their crazy [ __ ] if they

go too hardcore then that's the us

usually the hardcore religious people in

vancouver

in vancouver when i interview those guys

no in vancouver

no they're chill bro i've been here

before what the [ __ ]

they say god loves everyone i've talked

to those people before i'm not gonna i'm

not gonna ban you bro

for the first time these hot dogs smell

great

yeah let's go to the wax museum

straight up

well honestly man honestly bro

this stream deserves so many subs man

like people are people are this guy says

zerg is called that's how hard i'm

trying i haven't done drugs yet

i haven't done drugs i mean i've i don't

do them that guy's a narcan chat what

the [ __ ] yo my people aren't even in

chat they missed the best stream ever

we didn't even try you know everyone

spam zerkas

it's all your people bro

john is loud as american yo he's louder

than me in the hotel bro he screams

he was screaming at the lady at the

lobby

from across the whole hotel it was the

most embarrassing [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] my emote's really in well yeah

oh you're right about that

how come there's no in and outs on this

street like is it isn't that the only

the only thing that's good about la is

that in and out

all right

i don't know i'm so hungry

uh

chad are we close to a nice burger

jordan we'll try that pizza we'll just

keep walking i want to try that pizza

too

oh dude you're supposed to press the

button there's no buttons

oh yeah

yo where's eve all right yo ebz where

are you at bro we're gonna find the cx

network they're usually around here

watch out brandon's coming to punch you

bro

wow ko brandon's so stiff it would be

like

no no for self-defense for self-defense

in a video in a video and i know brandon

he's my friend bro in a video game

he once said he said circle is my son

when i have popped off right he said

something like that and i i messaged his

mods to come meet me and then they

thought i was psychotic and never

responded to me and everyone's like why

are you trying to meet a dude halfway

across the world

that was just like years ago bro

you're yo how's you're actually a

[ __ ] in high depot you're hot

grab a taco bro it'll make you feel

better

yo let's go

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do grown-ups do this are we the only

grown-ups in there a lot of people go in

there okay [ __ ] up

no [ __ ] that no what do you mean i

brought all the [ __ ] i brought all

the [ __ ] he hasn't he doesn't

introduce me to one girl

check it check this out check this out

i'm i'm big on twitch tv so i know i'm

big from the dating community as the

hottest guy or something right girls

find my stupidity funny so i have nine

million girls i introduce him to a

[ __ ] five he smashes all of them and

says bring me new girls what kind of

homie is that is that a real homie is

that a real homie

and he says pay for food bro

go eat [ __ ] if you want to pay for food

bro get the [ __ ] out of here

i didn't bring my wallet i did it bro

i'm in [ __ ] bro

bro i started his whole career he's from

my community i started his whole career

technically your money is mine

you guys know twitch right the gaming

i was known as the most toxic guy but in

person like it was like a joke i'm not

actually talk to it yeah but

yeah a youtube channel yeah youtube well

we're big i'm i had like 200 000

followers on twitch so twitch mostly

my youtube is dead

all right we're going here

cool

these guys are great these guys are

great yo who you pushing you little

[ __ ] imagine what i could do to this

guy in a street fight right shut the

[ __ ] up imagine what i do to you all

right go ahead you first yo we gotta be

careful the [ __ ] is that cities bro

cities titties yo you're getting banned

you're getting banned don't draw

attention okay okay sorry no no dude

it's art it's not [ __ ] sexualizing is

that dude that's uh jack sparrow

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that's it

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come on lsf i miss you guys

no so you better get this dmca started

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is how tall he is who is that clint oh

is this clinton

that's crazy

he's pretty tall look up how tall i

don't think he's supposed to touch him

like that

oh what the hell

dude

bro i've always

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what the [ __ ] who wants to [ __ ] with me

now behind you behind you pop that [ __ ]

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are we

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all right let's wrap it up

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jenkins

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bro it's actually worth the money what

the [ __ ]

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[ __ ] imagine trying to stream in a

concrete structure we're [ __ ]

look how are we back chad look how much

the views went down

yeah big big drop 400 though

all right

so they said you're back let's go baby

who's the [ __ ] oh no save that lady

there's a negro back there and her

moderator

lady get out get in there get in there

there all right

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how many holes

she said three let's go we're not safe

you can't do let's go when i'm building

a fight dude

i love clowns bro

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let's keep going

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it's hell razor you never heard of that

never heard of him

yeah yeah jigsaw

whoa

nobody knows his name is famous

what the [ __ ] is this getting a facelift

oh this place is huge this is just the

horror section guys

oh

she's not scared

she kind of is

those actors

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oh now we're losing connections

oh my gosh she's looking right at you

bro look at that one in front this is

actually scary what the [ __ ] yo i'm

tripping first

yo i'm not coming close oh my god

hallelujah yo imagine

yeah dude that that is uh

oh it's the first joker

who's this lady again she cute

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you think that's her size in real life

she's tiny

look what smaller wrists are

kind of tattoos

oh it's angelino duh

i don't know

who's this

get in the shot

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say what again

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this

cameron diaz oh yeah she's famous as

hell

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he's so scared

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oh [ __ ] jason

every man's man

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then why

why did you steal it from me

no don't give me that look

you're the one who did this

don't give me that look

listen i had to do what i had to do i

didn't betray you you betrayed me first

listen i stole the money i brought it

back

fair and square

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they're laughing so hard

hey what up

listen

yeah

listen

tell her tell her tell her her stream is

dying give her some advice

cassandra please look at me

it's audrey

audrey please look at me

we have to talk about our relationship

and you're not even looking at me okay i

know you're mad

that i cheated on you but listen

hey stop you can't touch him oh really

no listen i know you're upset

that i cheated

the truth

[Music]

i just you should give me a pass

because how so you're looking off okay

you know what i'm

who's this

please tell me who this is

lopez

that's what she looks like size wise in

person

wow in person she's a great size

[Music]

go standing sir bro

[Music]

that's crazy

[Music]

look up

there's something up there it's masonry

[Music]

behind you

how was this nicholas gage

what this is racist

how was that nicholas cage

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

are these lights eyes yeah

no no no

do you remember him

no

bro these people are not right

yeah

this dude is just as tall as you no way

yo

is this from the movie uh english

bastards

uh

yeah

i'll be careful around here

why they have they might have small

[Music]

you can

oh it's just the king

[Music]

it's kind of sad actually

django i [ __ ] love this movie man

this is back there

[Music]

john cena

how can you see him

[Music]

highest paid 25 apparently he's the

highest paid actor

stand next

okay you wear the exact same height

no you're tall

no i don't think so

uh gosling

[Music]

greatest place to be trapped in that

bingo night i love jamie

i don't know who that guy is

oh is that marilyn monroe

she's

so

what is she selling yo is that

promethazine

hey lady you got any [ __ ] syrup

any syrup

[Music]

what the [ __ ]

and now we're satanic

what is that the most satanic dude

[Music]

you know what i think of when i see this

i think of this dude going up to like go

label him play with him no no i think

this dude

he's like think about like girls right

out of high school and he's just like

he's like

[Music]

i've seen him somewhere before

too don't try anything

[Music]

you got jackman on your stream bro

yo the creepiest man in history

[Music]

mj was a pedo

[Music]

bro

these people are kind of like

seen as gods

they're being worshipped right now who

is this jennifer aniston here i don't

know who that is

gosling and someone

katy perry

what the [ __ ] no i paid i'm going in

there i know we can't

raphael

where's this boat stuff

[Music]

wait city

[Music]

bars

[Music]

put your train on bro

[Music]

everybody listen up

i came to hollywood to look for the

stars

but instead

all i got to bring is all of my bars

i don't give a [ __ ] about any celebrity

because you know that only i can see the

way that you got to be

okay

what i was saying

[ __ ] hollywood and everybody did it

you know how to speak

[Music]

eat at the canteen

[Music]

no what up

can i help

can i help you

[Music]

it's the vip section you know i mean and

guess what

[Music]

hooray

that doesn't look like drake

they messed up

right

you're ready to have hard

oops

[Music]

i don't know that is lady gaga

[Music]

i don't really care about the pop stars

bro

i know right

that's

too many to take photos with well how is

i don't know who prince is oh we're done

freedom

why are you trying to get in my hole

why are you trying to keep it going

[Music]

that was lit we loved it thanks so much

guys

we'll be back with some hoes

yeah

we we won't be back

what a waste of time

i don't know

i just don't care about it let's let me

see what they can say

they're just kicking bro

as long as they're thinking we're going

up

if they're talking we're in trouble

uh where

what is this

i think it's uh donuts and

man everyone just disappeared

you go to the museum of illusions

there's the scientology bro church of

scientology

this guy how about that he said to me

jeez

church of scientology eh

kind of

strange looking

cia building eh

you wanna go inside and uh

try and get punched by them

yeah

yeah it's fake

la's a fake place

like it's uh

i like la is like for it's fun to run

around with friends but the city itself

isn't that great

oh that girl gave me a lighter bro i

need to grab some cigarettes because i'm

on vacation bro

yeah let's grab some

man i'm gonna owe you a lot today

just build me bro come on grab them

what is it

no not tomorrow

because uh we're we have limited time

for stream

how long have we been streaming

oh one hour it's nothing bro i know but

for irl it's a lot actually

uh

for the high-paced content yeah

it's pretty high pace i hope they're

subscribing

actually i think we should turn it off

oh it's only been an hour

what else are you going to film bro

we should go do that other place all

right let's get food with them they like

getting food with us all right let's go

to that other place let's go back

what do you mean other places you got to

speak english dude across the street go

to that other museum

you're crazy bro we're not

dude you don't that's not how you raise

your account by spending a million

dollars on museums we need good

connection food and interaction

interacting a bit with chad let's go

we're not we're not [ __ ] running

every museum bro

what is this hot mother clucker

that's

kinda where's that pizza place we saw

we had it there's two so we're good the

other one i don't want to or we can do a

sit-down place yeah yeah you want to do

here

this place sucks though

that's kind of austin vibes the music's

too loud

the music is way too loud they're having

so much fun bro you have your account

spiking again

they are

cozy ask them bro what y'all got going

on

how's that vogue yeah

king floyd i don't give a [ __ ] about

this

yeah i don't know too much

oh i keep thinking everyone's a whack

stall right now

bro i'm not gonna lie when i look into

society i don't see people who think

like me you know

i know they don't think like me because

i've tested it and they don't talk like

me

so

they are npcs dude

all right yo we gotta find pizza shop

and let's do a pizza review like dave

you know dave portnoy

you know dave

i don't know if i wanna eat

okay what do you wanna eat

i'm down for anything

or or next time

you want something with protein yeah

yeah yes let's go to the escape hotel

no no no bro bro we got we have

we have weeks of this [ __ ] bro

yeah please

let's check it out at least

he's checking off it's just we lose

connection man

how's it you're gonna lose connection

with that

yeah look at they got metal [ __ ]

roofs

what we need bro is

what we need is to review a food right

now

all right zurich house review food you

want to do that thing

hot dog

is that some whole [ __ ]

[ __ ] it bro let's grab oh man we should

have turned grab some cigarettes here

or some i can't avoid supposed to get us

a vape we're going to meet vice soon

and today i have to call it an early

night i got a heart appointment tomorrow

you don't got to be early i know but my

cardiologist is like freaking out

because like they change the appointment

they think i'm going to miss it

no you won't miss it yeah

what the hell's in here

what's in it

what kind of food

yeah they do bro

bro we

you want to keep walking in all right

all right it's your stream it's your

turn

it's your stream bro

my bad it's just uh

so what do you think of the tinder scene

that was phenomenal

no but from what you saw of mine i was

like

wow man these girls will pay for our

[ __ ] they're [ __ ] weirdos

listen the tinder scene and the real

scene is a different story

yeah what you see on the street

we making moves so we're going fast

later

all right

she's gonna be mad if she sees that that

fruit loop girl

her souvenir was that lighter

yeah as soon as she said he's a big

streamer appointed to you i said yeah

you done [ __ ] revealed everything

you are a big streamer bro

you are

[ __ ] isn't he just yeah bro where's

the gay street in l.a let's go you're

not holding yourself

no it'll be funny bro it's like for the

stream this year look we're dressed

this dude is so weird on stream

yo i threw a pillow at him when he's

sleeping chat and he freaked the [ __ ]

out i was like what the hell i started

playing albanian music to wake him up

and he started crying bro i didn't cry

what is in here

what the hell this this is actually a

shop

shop is like your size oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] [ __ ]

i fell into this hole

i don't know the the map is rendering

let's go bro this place

pizza no

dude i'm gonna be honest bro when i'm

here i just do food trucks am i am i the

gin

it looks artisanal

it looks artisanal i don't know what

that means bro it looks like

professional brand bruh

are you gonna use that mask now

it fell on the wrong side so yeah

he didn't fall on that side

what's going

on

let me fix this

fix what

[Music]

oh are we unmuted

okay we're good

the [ __ ] is that thing

[Music]

what is this

smoothies yo you want ice cream no no i

got it

huh i need a meal man all right should

we come back i haven't had ice cream in

10 years bro get some chicken yo let's

check this place out okay

i might buy something

yeah

i'll try and trade my crystals for

something

[ __ ] mask

i forgot

[Music]

oh damn

okay good luck to your business bro

we don't want any marketing

we'll do our own marketing

that's too many views too many views

okay we need to sit down somewhere

yeah

hustle hard chad do you guys when when

we got nothing going on do you guys want

to see the city more or haas let me know

guys i'm i'm i'm actually really good at

this camera [ __ ] it's just

sometimes i think you want to look

around three hours of sleep

i'll show you guys what i look at

but i want you guys to know that this

city is uh

it's one of these things you know

listen

all i gotta say

and this is true

right

hollywood's a dying city

sure

yeah hey congratulations on the check

mark

is your this your uh

right there

oh what do we got here

oh it's no sit down to eat though

trap kitchen what does that mean

fried lobster tail

i've never seen that [ __ ] in my life bro

i don't need that

i've never had lobster

i don't have bougie [ __ ]

hey man just checking okay

all right we'll be back all right dude

do you want to go sit down and eat

remind me to try more of that

is it right there yeah i'm down for

pogba's that's a lot of problems i think

i got grilled it's all white meat no no

but it's a lot of white meat yeah we'll

just go to popeyes yeah we can do papas

and let's grab a slice of pizza to

[ __ ] make it more fair too

all right give me your credit card

you're not even joking bro get in here

[ __ ]

i gotta try it

we gotta try it all bro you only got a

few days

let me be my fat [ __ ] is this the same

spot yeah we'll come back no bro this is

a 99 cents bro this is so worth the

money

and we'll take it inside popeyes to piss

them off

and grab just at least a slice try

everything because trust me i'm not

going to do this much you know it's just

today

what the [ __ ] is that it's a long sleeve

this is not a dollar

i don't give a [ __ ] bro it's my it's bro

at the end of the day bro it's uh

oh man dude this

place yeah

how much per slice

695 20 cheese

damn

all right uh

yeah i'll try this one

yeah

i'll try just one

and that's it

we're going popeyes bro so grab

something small

do that papa's

[Music]

long day yeah

how you feeling

yeah we haven't the night hasn't even

started

let's cut this thing in half both try

[Music]

yeah

and can you cut it down the middle into

two all right thank you

i'm not gonna eat a whole slide

do what you can man

[ __ ] chat bro this guy's um

asked a million questions at the crib

bro like

who does this guy think he is

told you good connection views are up

nice mickey mouse signature bro

see i'm gonna check out the hot dogs

here tomorrow and everything because

these corner shops is what it's about

you know what you're gonna grab that

slice okay you guys have a napkin

right

yeah he's just signed for a pizza that's

how broke he is

they don't trust that he has a real

credit card

straight to popeyes

let's have a few bites and straight to

papa

is that grilled

no uh yeah i think i don't know chat

does it

not that i don't know i barely yesterday

i just can't keep having junk food

it's vacation dude what are you gonna

cook

huh

you look a big porn stuff

all right go grab that bro

get up

and grab that [ __ ]

thank you appreciate it

see you got up

well enough you talk about man

this you're literally a [ __ ] child

can you not

you just gotta play with this food

wait a minute

[Music]

that's hot as hell

look at that

[Music]

that's worth the money

it's not bad at all we don't have this

back home

so i'll give a rating

[Music]

this may come as a shock

but it tastes like pizza

p-i-z-z-a-r-e-d rising

it tastes like pizza guys like for real

um

did you get the healthy version

no i don't think so

yeah you did

bro wash your hands and don't get my

[ __ ] dirty

no keep eating

shut the [ __ ] up can't eat all this man

i'm gonna have popeyes and this

i'm not gonna eat all those

wash your hands and don't get his [ __ ]

dirty

good one

[Music]

where did you pick up this homeless guy

kekw

olsha

john feeding the poor based

this [ __ ] is so good

oh my god i ate half of it they're

really good yeah i knew this would be a

good place

you'll have the rest

i can't i can't oh man

are you broken

pizza asmr stream when

[Music]

i'll give it eight out of ten

you'll have it no i can't eat it no go

away throw it away

bros they're starving people bro eat the

[ __ ] food you come [ __ ]

then i'm going to get something small

from papayas yeah we'll get a sandwich

right right i just need to try

everything

so we don't we don't get confused on the

next few days

no next time we're trying the other

place

they do they got hot dogs you gotta try

that look at that hot dog

that looks insane spicy louisiana

bratwurst

polish italian

right you don't like sausages

bro you want some oh [ __ ] bro just

all you eat is popeyes you try you

traveled all the way to

it's haram

you you don't eat pepperoni no no

people who don't eat pepperoni are

[ __ ] [ __ ]

bro i'm serious every every [ __ ]

person on earth who doesn't eat

pepperoni is a [ __ ] [ __ ] especially

muslim albanians

you know why why because they're the

same guys that come into my nightclub

taking home the fat ugly chick trying to

so the fat ugly chick eating her box

ain't [ __ ] haram

but [ __ ] pepperoni is get the [ __ ]

out of here bro sneaking as [ __ ] they're

snakes i'll tell you what i'll tell you

why they're snakes bro they're snakes

bro people who tell you they don't eat

pepperoni they fap they factor yeah

hold on they fap to the hub every day of

their life

tell me that's wrong listen it's bad for

you but listen there's snakes when you

when he's taking home that girl

she just got one percent closer chance

to convert dude they don't she just

looked like one percent bro my uncles my

uncles make fun of me for eating swine

right and you know what kind of [ __ ]

they hooked up with when they're my age

swine

so so what's up so what's up

pigs are descended from people

what

yeah

and bro you know how [ __ ] bad they

are you know how [ __ ] unhealthy and

unclean pigs are

bro it's just so cringe how everyone in

your chat who doesn't eat pepperoni

pizza if you threw a hooker in their

room they they would submit to her

they'd be like oh i'm just gonna hook up

with her or you know i mean they just

submit and it's like dude admit it bro i

don't know you admit

it what you do in austin is haram what

you do in austin is real hurrah what you

admit something no one no one will ever

admit this

swine does not taste that good

you force yourself to yeah but i need i

like variety man i want to switch it

don't force yourself to eat i've never

seen a popeye's dedicated to swine i've

never seen a [ __ ] mcdonald's swine

versus y'all it's so cringe bro pig

it's just something y'all go to an extra

mile to eat but it's not like a casual

food you know

well

the cringiest thing is when people tell

me they don't eat swine but they fap to

pornhub you fap to pornhub no i don't

you should be ashamed of yourselves i

don't and if you quit if these people

quit the hub and don't eat swine that's

badass but don't [ __ ] do one and not

not the other that's just cringe i did

good dog

no no i'm talking about people in

general p these are snakes that don't

let me eat my food bro let me just

try i'm a fat ass i'm gonna try

everything bro cause it's weird bro

no no if you don't eat swine and you

stop watching the hub then you are

better than me you're 100 better than me

but if you're doing both and calling me

out for eating swine then like this guy

he hooks up with trixon austin

no i don't want to wash my hair can you

get it dirty no i'm left-handed no

you're going to touch my [ __ ] phone

all right just go bro i'm going to touch

my screen you're broke i dare you to

even grab it throw it in the trash

this guy's pissing me off bro this guy

acts like a caveman in public

i mean

he came all the way out here to eat

popeyes you know and he got me with that

[ __ ] because i'm

popped by yo only only have you noticed

only

losers like chick-fil-a more than

popeyes like soy boys i've never tried

pop-ups in my life oh what i never tried

oh dude oh wow oh then why didn't you

tell me we would have gone straight

right there

oh yeah what's up with people like you

whenever you eat something you don't

have to wash your your hands greasy

because we're going to eat another

greasy thing with that hand bro you're

going to wash your hands twice and you

just switched hands you got my [ __ ] no i

didn't no look look at the fingers look

at this

you don't even care about cleanliness

man

you're going for you're about to use

you're going to use that same hand here

you're about to eat i have never had

shut the [ __ ] up enough enough you don't

care you go you're going nowhere with

that piece of [ __ ] mercedes

you think that ben's at anything leave

the old lady alone you [ __ ] weirdo

listen

i never have

dirty hands i never have then why you go

to austin smash dirty what the [ __ ] bro

dirties dirties

you just smash every chick think you're

clean bro i didn't eat pork pepperoni oh

wow good one bro you didn't eat

pepperoni today that's awesome bro yeah

yeah you're just like every albanian i

know i'll tell you why that's what you

all being because because god intended

be bountiful and multiply

be fruitful and multiply

okay what does that mean

it means go have kids

hey bro come on bro your chat's gonna

have kids and work at walmart

my chest's not what should i get just a

sandwich yeah yeah i'll order for you no

pickles right

uh

oh you don't want pickles

bro this isn't a door

is this a door we have to go the other

way

oh thank you

look how's this your moderator

sorry yeah bro order for me but remember

i'm not six five so don't get yours no

no no no just rotate don't don't get

your giant ass yeah just grab a crispy

sandwich bro where's the line

yeah

and i'll take one piece

[Music]

what what was this with it

how do you split three

a little too much amount

you can't be dehydrated

[Music]

two classic sandwiches and a three piece

with the large drink all right so two

plastic challenges

and then uh two uh three piece yeah

[Music]

tomorrow

yo we can't eat in here what the [ __ ]

get the [ __ ] out of here bro

[Music]

yeah we can it's not close here

come here

oh [ __ ] grab that drink he's calling you

bro just grab thank you

sorry get your own drink not bad

it's like you know when you already sit

down

i can't believe that word

and while you're at it can you get a

glass of water

yeah yeah

that was

are you kidding me bro

are you kidding me

are you kidding me i'm not kidding get

the [ __ ] dream bro get the [ __ ] out

of here

i'm not kidding

go

[Music]

look at his neck here

[Music]

yo

[Music]

we'll get on the street

what are you what's your number

right now

we are number one

[Music]

or if you order something

we order like something small from them

yeah what are you gonna do

i'll just get like a drink

i'll go deep in the restaurant so they

can't see us

you're gonna love you're gonna love this

genuinely one of the best restaurants on

earth

[Music]

show some skills

don't hit your own phone with the huh

dude a car pulled up chad

and screeched and a few guys jumped out

and they'd like wrong guys and they went

back in and house and i invite were like

what the [ __ ] we're about to get killed

out here

last night you know bro

i feel so good last night i was sick as

[ __ ]

fever all this stuff

yeah i don't know what hollywood gets

dangerous like

i was so sick

i feel so much better i only got three

hours of sleep

but i feel a lot better tomorrow i'm

gonna be full power more right now sixty

percent caramel last night was a

thousand euros

it goes up with good connection

yeah we're gonna review that food you're

gonna order something from them

they're not gonna kick us off bro we

just bought a pizza

i'll just get something small yeah for

courtesy i'm going to run right in the

back so meet me in the back of that

restaurant

yeah i did cut the line in front of

everyone like they didn't they didn't

say [ __ ]

you you just don't have shame i'd be

ashamed to do that i don't give a [ __ ]

bro i'm like fight

i just i'm waiting for someone to knock

me out bro

no

why are you smiling because it's funny

it's not funny i smiled when i got bad

you know it was funny they have a saying

popeyes which is the [ __ ] gets the

biscuit

so you get the biscuit

okay are you is this like do you have a

soundtrack are you supposed to at least

am i supposed to like stay here in utter

cringe

shut the [ __ ] up you're easy to live

with no you know what i mean like you're

actually very easy to travel with

you're not you're actually not honest i

was trolling bro i'm i was boring as

[ __ ] today i i did i did she did it my

bad no i stayed in bed i got more rest

i just went to the gym and i i got on

with the cvs but i'm going to go to that

la fit down there right yeah

[Laughter]

that one close to the your home managers

what's your home riders again

[Music]

we are not within [ __ ]

you're gonna uber here

let's read chat a bit hold on

[Music]

here's work i'll travel with you lol uh

no offense bro but

i don't know who the [ __ ] you are

stacey dude this dude wakes up

he wakes me up he's thinking aha's this

morning

and it's eight a.m

that's morning [ __ ]

i told him i told him it's 8 am is it

all [ __ ] 8 am this morning

it is morning so

we went to bed at like uh three

and

he he woke he started playing music and

like

he threw a pillow at me started playing

music all this [ __ ]

he's like ah wake up the day started i'm

like bro it's 8 00 a.m and he's like oh

my bad and then he went back to bed

and you you you what you cut yourself

shaving that's all you did today bro

i'm gonna sit down though

bro you spent the whole [ __ ] day

swiping

around town and then it turns out the

house is gonna show us around

f

what do we do we're effing

what do why did why are we here

[Music]

uh i'm gonna help you out

no

no no if i stream you after getting free

stay from you that's satanic bro

that's like i'm milking the [ __ ] out of

you bro

no we'll grow you we'll grow you

plus you know we're going to have many

years

we're not like dude it's hard to find

friends

you know we're going to have many years

[ __ ] doing this [ __ ] you know you

think you're going to be collabing with

anyone else not for a while

so

so get used to me

i got you

434 i'm so tired yeah yo that's us

three pieces

oh that's a fourth piece damn

[Music]

125.

you don't listen um

are you really gonna [ __ ] off

uh tonight yeah no i'll come for a bit

no i mean i got to see that i gotta i've

got to go it's that's that's not the

that's like right you know it's not it's

not like straight in it's not first

thing no you woke up at eight a.m

what are you trying to say you won't be

able to wake up for this

plan for tonight

uh

nothing but jackson's probably got some

alone

[Music]

thursday night

this one everybody goes hard

i'm gonna call jackson we're gonna

i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna shower

after this shower get dressed whatever

and then we're going out

are you really retired

for the night

no

well how how is it

woke up at eight

i went to the gym came back

this dude was [ __ ] i walked in you

were sleeping

and he had destiny [ __ ] playing on

the phone yeah destiny was definitely

sped up

yeah it was destiny on two times right

i actually watched him on two times he

was debating uh the christian spiritual

guy

so i walked into the hotel and i'm like

yo zurka and he's just not he's not like

uh listening destiny is very easy to

fall asleep to then i realized you were

actually [ __ ] sleeping yeah you were

actually sleeping

because his debates are either fiery

they keep you awake or very sleepy and

and usually they're sleepy so i'm like

this is going to be great

you're tired right now

i got the same amount of sleep as you

but i'm wide awake yeah but

you you don't know how much drugs i was

doing in canada like you know me

i'm kidding chad

no i don't miss destiny what the phone

i don't miss destiny it's just i don't

know sometimes i watch that uh do you

know that debate channel you go on

modern day delays yeah i watched that a

lot

for bed that's my bed i just debated a

guy

i hate people who fall asleep to music

i fall asleep to like talking and stuff

you know

bro you snore so [ __ ] loud oh you're

a liar i swear to god no girls ever said

that to me so you're lying

i need to go get earmuffs these dudes

across the room

and i hear every [ __ ] snore

every every time you breathe i could

hear it that's how loud it was every

time you talk the viewer count goes so

up

i'm serious bro look at that you cracked

us after effort

one candy baby

what

you actually have a snoring problem bro

i got to get your books

if i slapped you hard on stream my check

mark would fall off and i'd have a

million viewers

right just i'm not that i'm not famous

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no no no it's just how hard i'll do it

that's what make you famous

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come on bro

[Music]

i want to just take it to the crib and

review it no

i want to keep it clean they're not

gonna you think they're gonna yeah i'll

just grab a small thing

[Music]

and they don't care

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let's get the [ __ ] out of here

oh you check the order

go watch this chat

yo has you communist let's go

let's go communism

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[Laughter]

do you think i don't get a clip

you think i'm not going to get a clip

get the [ __ ] out of here

that is a clue there you go your channel

is flourishing

a clip

yo we missed the royale yesterday oh

yeah

[Laughter]

tell me something i don't know bro

that's it let's have i kind of want a

break from those [ __ ] losers on the

royale they can't provide a shred of

entertainment they're so boring but i

tell them they're nice to their face i

flirt with them so they get back on but

deep down i'm like cheers geez you know

oh that is sick look at that e-bike

room you can just go back on that

why is communism good

bro come on

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shut the [ __ ] up man we're so tired of

it

why do people in l.a do that [ __ ] just

grab this yeah you're gonna

bro bro you grab it because you're

buying [ __ ] all right fine

oh god wanna

get that one with the sausage

get some sausages

this city is a [ __ ] k-e-k-w

no

no no no i got you i got your noise

that's the thumbnail

wow

watch me try this

[Applause]

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you set up this [ __ ] tripod i'm good

bro

you don't know what a thumbnail is man

you're a bad streamer

you know why you are

remember when you were that ego

and and the thumbnail was you and you

will miss out on 700 new viewers you

know what you're doing

you know what you are

you're a parody

of a famous guy

and you're a parody of a homeless guy

you're a you're a [ __ ] parody of what

someone thinks is what [ __ ]

you need to do to get a thumbnail

this is big as hell

this is like a mixed chicken with way

more

true

this is like a mcchicken with way more

uh

with way more cholesterol

i have never had popeyes in my life

so this is the first time i never had

this chicken sandwich let's check it out

hmm

yeah it's amazing

oh yeah

get the thumbnail

no no whatever you ordered from them

look at that crunchiness chuck listen

listen

um

i just eat the skin like cartman from

south park

is

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i didn't know they weren't boneless

you're missing on bro

i'm full

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i'm full as [ __ ]

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no we're not wasting food

there we are

give it to homeless guy

you wanna do that

it's gourmet give it your best shot yeah

i'll just have this

just one

skin

i'll have the skin

how do we have

we got a shower man

i got him

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they got a bathroom

i'm not surprised

none of these places have bathrooms

because the homeless problem

is so big in this place

that

people just don't want to oh thank you

so much

it's five dollars

eat it bro

that was five

did you review it please

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yeah

you know what

why don't you do this if you can't

finish it do one bun one beef and finish

that

if it's too much

you don't have it bro

i don't want it

you could eat it because that's

disrespectful he just made it for you

i can't eat the whole thing but go half

on it

i have one bite no no you'd have to get

the protein

that was it

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actually don't say anything

[Music]

you can just leave it somewhere and see

if like maybe a dog wants it

is that it's called littering though

arrest me

yeah

well i'm gonna watch

i don't know i just can't throw food in

the garbage chat

i would rather be arrested

man we [ __ ] up bro that one pizza

really [ __ ] our appetite

that's why if you're ever cutting if

you're ever on a cut

eat your food as you're driving home

before you get home like snack before

you get home and then it cooks your

appetite

just yeah i don't know

that that was so that was so bad

that took way too long waited too long

lost the appetite

can't do it

you talking [ __ ] about the food

no no it's just

this looks great bro this is

eat it

stop playing with that

yeah it's great and so

it's uh it's definitely a burger

yeah we gotta we gotta figure out what

we're doing with all this

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i'm out of here bro i'm going home

huh

i'm going home buddy

what time is it

i'm taking this

you take this drink

i've seen this fill that drink in the

trash i'll grab this

grab that drink let's get out of here

i'll figure out something

i'm out of here chad bro i'm out of here

man chad let me tell you something

really weird

all my life this is i'm gonna i'm gonna

be really vulnerable right now all right

this is really cringe this is actually

out of character for me to say

right

but uh

when i was in high school i would add

strangers on facebook to to show people

i have friends

right

and i was like always always

dreaming one of the cute girls that

[ __ ] poke me and stuff on facebook or

whatever back when facebook is a thing

and now i come to l.a and everyone wants

to be my friend tons of friend requests

and not just girls calling me but the

hottest women i've ever seen in my life

all wanting to suck me off and i'm

thinking like yo am i in a dream bro am

i the same dude i remember you know

everyone remembers their high school

experience i remember like it was

yesterday

so i'm like

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it's nice to have uh those temptations

sometimes i mean

what's it like being broke as [ __ ]

like compared to me

the thing is you know

if i if i'm broke why did i just [ __ ]

pay for all the food yeah i know it's

because you're broke you fall for that

[ __ ]

right

brother i swear tomorrow you pay for

everything hell no what do you mean hell

no i i gave you your career bro i'm done

i'm done i'm taxing it back

yo what is that

mclaren

it's a mclaren

i think

oh no it's a corvette my bad

yeah i'm really really [ __ ] up

it's raining eh

it's snowing

yeah

it is snowing

how about how much time on the stream

a lot of viewers a lot of time two hours

you can't stop me

tell me tell me i didn't farm the [ __ ]

out of your chat today

so many subs and bitties and [ __ ] how

many viewers a thousand

it's not that much no it's because you

keep dropping connection even in the

pizza shop

so technically you're a 14 uh 1400 andy

technically that's not that much

no no

it is for you what are you talking about

are you [ __ ] joking me

bro in six months i'll be at one day

in six months

yeah bro don't you you know you have to

stream to bl1 candy

the last time you haven't streamed in a

week and i did this stream for you

i told you i was screaming

i told you i had to stream today

didn't i

yeah you're like i feel he said i feel

bad for chat

i said [ __ ] man that's so cute

that's it

when i don't stream i don't really miss

chat because i've spent 41 hours at a

time with them

man you're so stupid you think that'll

get you bad

scientology

hey we're in hollywood oh they can't see

it

holy [ __ ] it said bohemian grove texted

you and i've panicked right and i

realized oh that's the name of the group

the group chat

like whoa

chad basically what this city is it's

kind of sad

right all these chicks on tinder hitting

me up they're 19 to 23 and all they come

to la for

is to like become stars you see that

and i'm thinking like this is kind of

like the weirdest city where it's like

there's not many young men it's like

young women and old men and that's what

he saw in the gyms

and it's kind of a creepy city

like la is definitely a creepy ass place

dude

you know it's like a weird vibe

right and these girls are [ __ ]

weird like there's one girl in a picture

with a real hollywood celebrity

yeah no i can't no we're not risking

[ __ ] no no i'm telling you

yeah i know

so

yeah yeah we're gonna have a beer there

we'll end stream there

okay we'll have a beer right after we

end stream

okay

how slippery is this

yeah it's weed

they love it out here dude

that's why people in a lay are so uh

depressed all the time they don't deal

with their issues they're like i'm just

gonna get high and

yeah i'm getting high works for a few

hours but like you got deeper issues

than that dude

i mean you gotta address

let me tell you chet okay let me tell

you chad let me tell you

the first step

to i know you guys don't want to address

your mental issues because

you guys think you have none i don't

care how secure you are

we all got something we need to address

on a daily and that thing

is taking up your finances energy time

everything right

and so remember you gotta

you gotta be around some smarter guys

like houzz and i talk about the city and

we don't talk about the city like oh

look at [ __ ] and we talk about

where's the tradition their tradition is

the free market right

so we talk about intel intellectual [ __ ]

uh with

what's your name again

shut the [ __ ] up oh she's bugging

so weird bro like i never would have

thought that you on your streams is a

much smaller than you and you in person

is like these freaking giant arms and

[ __ ] like it's like a different human i

always thought in person you'd be a

little [ __ ]

but uh yeah you and vibe turned out to

be like

human size and [ __ ] twitchcon was not

like this bro

you know me

no do a kick flip bro

you know as much as i like uh hate

skaters they look free they look free as

[ __ ]

they look free of [ __ ] possible free

of testosterone

what about the kinds you date

i'm kidding i'm kidding you date men you

date men

and they're they dog haza's [ __ ] out

they dog him out what is this

hollywood burger

what is this

we gotta try that out

that's for real dude that's all right

okay yeah i i'm gonna get

should we wait for it yeah oh

like i mean on streams

yeah i'm just worried you dropped

connection here like last time because

of that [ __ ] thing

it keeps effing every every time we go

by one of these kind of buildings we

should have came here at night

we should have came to hollywood at

night

oh yeah

it's not your that's your uber dude what

the [ __ ]

i still can't believe those guys pulled

up trying to kill us

that was crazy

i can't wait to tell that story on

stream

in detail and my airplane story

right down

to my airport okay i snorted a fat line

before getting on the plane i love the

anxiety of being high on an airplane

that's how you're kidding i'm kidding i

could tell y'all my my airport story

what so i was sitting at the

terminal wait that's crazy dude the [ __ ]

up shut the [ __ ] up

there's this old lady minding her own

business sitting in front of me

and this random dude

this old dude right with flip-flops he

randomly like gets out of his flip-flops

and he just like does this and then he

just falls on her right

he falls on her

so

everyone immediately gets the medical

attention or whatever

and then

um

he's like strong i hope that car hits me

before the story ends bro

in a video game he kept struggling to

get back in his flip-flops and [ __ ] so

he was on drugs or something bro that

story is soft shut the [ __ ] up it's not

even done yet

it's not done no it's not okay continue

28 000 viewers good job

yo but uh

so on the plane like two hours in oh my

god only the [ __ ] pilot's like

yo is there anyone with uh is there any

doctors or people with medical

experience on the flight we need you

right now and it turns out the dude was

freaking out

yeah

damn that's crazy

yo okay what's your [ __ ] airplane all

right i had to sit next to the hottest

girl on the plane which never happened

and i know i was such a [ __ ] uh my seat

was next to hers and i chose to sit one

seat apart from her and she looks so

offended she's like because she it look

because i barely looked at her right

because i was so ashamed i'm sweating

that much right on the plane and i

usually take care of it but i didn't

have time to take care of it i was late

and you know i sit down a seat apart

from her and she looked at me like you

stole someone else's seat just to not

sit next to me and that person never

came and i was away from her and then we

got to chatting a bit and it was like a

casual thing and then straight up i want

to tell her i love her i swear to god i

would have married her that's how

[ __ ] weird i am right she's like 30.

[ __ ] she's so good she's like the

type to be like yo bend me over in the

washroom i went in that plane washroom

dude

that was the first time in my life right

it was yo that that you know that

airplane washroom was the first shut the

[ __ ] up

dude where are we dude we are in the

wrong part of town let's get on this one

we're getting should i just tell the

uber differently

you can't

just just [ __ ] bro you just

hold this my phone is going

so it's the uber

finger thing

okay will take this

bro i one second you can't hold it

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try one of these scooters

where did that food go

did you did you

so yeah yo anyways my story is better

because where did you tell the uber

[ __ ] cancel it bro we're walking

cancel it it's on your phone i gotta

i'll do it check it out

so anyways yo this lady she's my type

because i my type i have experience i

don't have a type you know i've been do

you know what's crazy you know i've

dated like actually taken serious a shy

girl a loud girl a medium girl a [ __ ]

ratchet girl a girl

that comes with a knife i've dated every

single personality and you know what i

learned dating all of them

they're all the same they all fall in

line if you're a real man yo look at

this chad and look chad

duo tesla i dreamed about this place

what this place

yeah yeah

bro as cringe as you are awesome

okay

all right

stop bro

what are you trying to tell me with that

bro

anyway well i forgot what i was saying

dude oh yeah here's what i was like no

matter what kind of personality she has

they all crack under the pressure of a

real man you know i mean and

that's why people are like yo what's the

best kind of girl like shy should i get

this should i get that to me and i'm

like they'll fall in line if you've got

your [ __ ] together hear me this place

has a wendy but they won't fall in line

because they're used to watching jimmy

kimmel

yeah i'm not all right dude that's a

[ __ ] cop car bro if this place has a

wendy's inside of it yeah that would be

[ __ ] scary because it had a wendy's

inside of it in my dream oh my god bro

what is this place called i don't

[ __ ] know bro i just remember

dreaming about it do you have no content

my dude right like zero right now

look at this tree is your size go stand

next to your tree

don't stand next to your tree bro go

ahead set my limp

go semi limp go stand next to your tree

you'd like san diego better they got

more of those go stand next to your tree

bro we need a full sky this guy's afraid

to stand next i will stroke this tree a

bit

there you go easy tree

so what's the deal with these fire uh

hydrant is it yeah yeah basically

look at this bro i once knew a crackhead

so strong he could turn it well or maybe

he was broke what happened yesterday is

i basically uh lifted it up yeah and i

couldn't put it back so that's great you

you're good at lifting heavy objects

because like the fat [ __ ] you [ __ ]

right

yeah thank you

yeah berserker likes [ __ ] what what

do i like no [ __ ] no titties having

listen

you want to have a cracking fight over

the cops are watching bro she's watching

yeah huh because she's watching

you come on come on show me yo what are

you doing bro this is a new cx bridge

hey

california

you know what i'm saying

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[Applause]

inside here too

it's only green people only bro

you know what hey hey hey

hey hey

you don't know who i am

he's a twitch streamer let him go he

play he plays minecraft give me the door

handle please

uh it's a communist door bro

what does that mean it's government