Haz Plays The Spooky Game
2021-08-04
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add me back on dude alexis i added you
what are you saying
what the [Β __Β ] is this can i change my
guy
okay there we go um yeah you can i think
you can at the very top
all right hold on oh here it is go to
hell
it ends all right
enough it ends here
i have to wear this okay perfect okay
let's start it okay
so what's your favorite holiday
halloween right
what the [Β __Β ] is this 2006
california's coyote valley is blistering
under the summer sun
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anna puerta leader of demonic local cult
the watchers of azazel has not been seen
for weeks after her succession
can you change the category anna became
obsessed with the idea of summoning a
zazel himself
azzazo years anna experimented with
rituals
the [Β __Β ] is that texts as she searched
for a way to raise the goat
demon the group females
as one of her most trusted followers you
oh [Β __Β ]
oh [Β __Β ] to find out what or who
has gone wrong
no we're gonna we're gonna do good i
promise we're we're gonna do good we're
gonna do good okay perfect
hello
hello okay can you hear me yeah yeah i
can do you
okay perfect perfect all right so hold
up
damn this is dark as hell what is my
brightness yeah dude okay you got it you
got it
okay so okay is this as bright as it
goes
yes dude all right okay let's
investigate
okay so follow me and then we're gonna
have to jump this
jump this i'm gonna just jump over here
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okay so
it wasn't easy rounding up the goats for
the summoning ritual
good thing i have so much damned hay
starting to wonder if it was a good idea
to do this alone nathan always told me i
should be with my people
i feel strange my skin is burning
it's totally normal totally normal okay
so what we're gonna do is
we're going to press e to pick up the
hay so if you want to just pick up some
hay
and then follow me
i have to hold it right how do i pick
this up yeah thank you jennifer
appreciate it sorry with e no you're
fine you're fine
yeah so i think i picked it up but yeah
i think you got it
okay you got it and then i'm over here
dude i've never played with just one
other person like i've always had like
four people or something i'm scared
oh [Β __Β ] so this is gonna be super hard
yeah but we're fine maybe we can do this
if not then
oh well okay so what i like to do is
just like
keep all the hay in one place like
around the altar
yeah so if you want to just bring all
the hay that you can find over here
how do i drop it uh g
oh okay you got him okay let's go back
and it's so hard to see i know it's so
dark
so halloween's your favorite holiday
right
uh yeah dude absolutely i've always
liked halloween i mean okay this is
gonna sound weird but i like valentine's
day
a lot too what
like opposites i know i know i don't
know why
i don't know why i've always loved
valentine's day
i mean i like halloween the most and
christmas is a close second to me you
know
oh yeah even though like i don't
celebrate it but
i just like the holidays what's that
do you like scary things like do you
yeah yeah literally yeah like [Β __Β ]
like my [Β __Β ] whole friend group was
all united by just liking horror pretty
much
like scary i did not know that yeah like
scary movies
trying to like when every anytime we
found out there's like a haunted
whatever anything we could do to [Β __Β ]
get ourselves scared yeah i did not know
that about you that's
yeah yeah that's like why i [Β __Β ]
raided you a bunch of times it's like oh
[Β __Β ] this is cool
yeah every time i tell people about that
[Β __Β ] they get like scared they're like
what the [Β __Β ] is wrong with you
they just don't understand dude it's
fine yeah they don't get it
is it like do you know why you like
scary [Β __Β ] like is it like an adrenaline
rush for you
no i don't know honestly i think it's
just [Β __Β ]
there's something comfy about it that's
what it is there's something
[Β __Β ] cozy about
scary [Β __Β ] it doesn't make sense but
yeah i feel the same exact way and
everyone's like are you okay
dude no i love it it's like there's
something
how i put it is like there's something
comforting in
the unusual like yeah yeah
i don't know what it is definitely
yeah i mean like kovid [Β __Β ]
ruined everything for last halloween but
i would always go to like these crazy
halloween events and
like uh i live in michigan and in
detroit
they have like a masonic temple that has
like eight floors
and they would do um it would host this
event called
theater or something i forgot what it
was but like all
eight floors would be like decked out
themed halloween
it would be [Β __Β ] crazy [Β __Β ] going on
and it was actually it wasn't just like
like random parties it was like actual
halloween themed and like
actual scary themed so dude
but it was actually i went by myself and
just made friends there
but it was actually [Β __Β ] terrifying
like some of those costumes that
of the people who worked there yeah you
know what's crazy about it was that like
um
it wasn't the reason it was so scary was
because like it was like this kind of um
1920s style type of thing
and no no one was like none of the
actors were like directly threatening
like oh i'm gonna like night because i
go to like some like
haunted campouts and [Β __Β ] and like
haunted houses and that's what they'll
do they'll be like threatening you to
scare you and [Β __Β ]
for this one it was just like the fact
of how weird they were
and uncanny they looked is itself what's
like scared the [Β __Β ] out of me like
i was actually paranoid like oh my god
i'm someone gonna like pull a knife
i i actually thought that like at the
end of the night
they were gonna like lock the doors and
actually have like a real
satanic ritual
i mean dude that's insane that sounds so
[Β __Β ] fun
yeah it was honestly yeah we don't do
anything like that around here like we
have zombie runs i don't know if you
guys have one
i'm in texas oh [Β __Β ] oh that kind of
sucks honestly because it's like
texas is like a [Β __Β ] desert right so
yeah you know it's not like uh like here
we have like woods and we have
we have an actual halloween environment
you know
yeah yeah oh yeah that is true yeah
that's actually a really good point yeah
i know i live like literally in the
desert
yeah here we have like not haunted i
mean
abandoned like insane asylums all those
kind of [Β __Β ]
yeah like in high school i used to drive
there
all the time with friends dude i was so
jealous that sounds sick
yeah okay so i think we should go inside
the house now
we need to find a key i think
all right you know where the key is
no
let's look
resist first aid
oh yeah those are super important also
the the oil cans
all right um
oh this one's yeah i got it which one's
more important
um well if if she gets you
then the med kits are super important
but the oil is what lights the goats on
fire
oh okay i got you gotcha yeah
[Β __Β ] where is the key
i don't think we can let the goats out
yet
you know a game came out recently that i
played for a little bit
and it was uh the resident evil game but
here's the thing is that
um i was really disappointed because
it's like it wasn't actually
like supernatural [Β __Β ] it was all like
science fiction you know
oh yeah yeah yeah i was watching a
friend of mine play it and i wasn't
really like super impressed with it yeah
it looks really cool but
it's like when you find out that all of
it is just like a virus or whatever it's
like
it kind of takes away yeah i agree it
does
i've never played it in my life i've
never played like one resident evil
yeah i always liked silent hill even for
those
yeah yeah my chat wants me to play
silent hill but i've also never played
it i'm like
new to gaming oh really yeah silent hill
is sick
so wait if you're into horrors like
mainly movies
well yeah um i didn't start gaming until
like about a year ago actually
oh yeah yeah makes sense yeah i'm super
new
oh my wait i don't know where the key is
um yeah
is it like in an obvious place or is it
hidden
i think it's because i usually never
find the key it's always my friends
that's find it
okay that's you guys um
damn it's almost like we checked
everywhere right
um
those dogs others are ghosts yeah
they're the goats so
we need to get into the house and
there's more keys inside the house
that let the goats free okay gotcha
yeah and then we have to capture every
goat and set it on fire oh i got the key
okay i got the key
oh [Β __Β ] oh wait it's for the cage though
huh yeah did we just go
open the cage yeah
all right i'm at the cage right now okay
so the thing about the hay is
you put the hay down in front of the
goats
and then they they want to eat it so you
pick up a goat
okay so i should bring hay yeah yeah
okay ready
should i pick up the goal oh [Β __Β ] they
all ran away
what happened oh okay so they they
opened the door so they're gonna be in
the house
what let me get some hay too yeah yeah
so we need to look through the house
to find the goats oh okay gosh he looks
at this
yeah yeah yeah
but so you should get a goat and then
i'll find a goat
and we can burn them at the same time
because the more you burn the more angry
the demon gets okay
that's yeah okay there's another key
right here
oh it's 666 wow it's a baby yeah
yeah so go up there and then unlock the
door
all right it's gonna run
oh [Β __Β ] oh is she there oh
the knives
what the [Β __Β ] what is that
was she there oh no dude that's just
gonna be what the [Β __Β ] is that
okay do we what do we do
she's still there oh yeah she is i think
yeah let's just go down let's go back
down let's go back down
i don't think there's any goats down
here oh damn the lights are broken now
we just need to run from her like we
can't let her get us
especially because there's only two of
us so it's easy for us to die
i can't even can she come down the
stairs
yeah yeah she can she can like move
freely throughout the house
yeah man
oh [Β __Β ] i can't see either oh
oh my god damn okay i'm about to die
because i cannot see
anything oh is it stopping
yeah okay
we go up again yeah
let's just see where she is
oh she's still there okay yeah no no no
no no
bro the lights are so annoying
yeah okay
all right they both watched yeah come on
wait what was that hear that what was
what no
it's like a door opened
one of these doors probably open
are we supposed to like go up to her i
don't think so
i wouldn't oh
right click and then maybe yeah oh [Β __Β ]
i cannot see
oh [Β __Β ] okay okay okay she's gone
okay so i guess
right clicking scares her away okay yeah
yeah
i totally forgot about that that makes
sense that makes sense
okay let's look for keys and goats
so usually the four people split up just
like run around this house
yeah or i guess like two and two can
stay together
they seem to fear light
okay gotcha okay
we got the office key yeah that's right
here
oh [Β __Β ] there's another key hmm let's go
a
bathroom key nice
so wait where is it at lost
there's a gun in here there's a gun in
here is it what
did it run off oh yeah yeah yeah come
here a little go come here
come here
gotcha okay i gotta go let's go oh [Β __Β ]
okay yeah let's go
so we have to kill these boats yeah yeah
we have to set them on fire
oh my god i know either it's okay
they're demonic
it's justified i just ate some lamb so
it's like
the same thing
[Laughter]
this way there's probably one in here
what does this exist for like nothing's
in coincidence you know
yeah yeah maybe there's really nothing
in here
what the [Β __Β ] damn they're trying to
trick us okay
let's look for more keys where's the
wait where's the are we going to burn
the goal right now no no we should wait
until you get one
oh okay yeah yeah true true um
yeah it's probably in the what's the one
i picked up the bathroom
uh oh yeah yeah okay you know where the
bathroom is
[Music]
did you already go in this room no
this is probably um oh [Β __Β ]
thank you vermillion appreciate it man
appreciate it
bathroom um so when did you start
on twitch uh i think it was
actually late october last year
oh [Β __Β ] halloween right yeah yeah yeah
nice
yeah i'm actually thinking about like uh
irling like haunted houses and
doing stuff like has anyone ever done
that probably but i think you actually
like you
should absolutely a thousand percent
yeah
that sounds super fun
is that oh you got it yeah
i'm kind of this is like a really big
house
it is um
this door opens somewhere
there's a room in here did you check
radio no i'm sick
i pray it's probably that bathroom oh
[Β __Β ]
wait what the bedroom
oh [Β __Β ] that is [Β __Β ] terrifying
so uh [Β __Β ]
oh no
oh there's a key wow master bat i keep
getting these bathroom keys
[Β __Β ]
i gotta get oh [Β __Β ] i'm stuck
what the [Β __Β ] man what is this okay i
got out
good good oh my god you scared me we
have to avoid her she's not angry right
now so like
it should be easier but it's gonna get
way harder
these goats are so hard to find i swear
to god
i need the kitchen key you see do they
are they like hiding or they in
plain sight um
they they're in plain sight they just
walk around
well they're walking okay gotcha but
they do like to
they're mostly in locked rooms nice oh
we got the kitchen key
that's special yeah there has to be one
in there
there always is kitchen oh [Β __Β ]
my one right here
there's the kitchen yeah okay
and then go in front of the goat and put
the haters here
he ran over here in the hallway huh
and right there oh i probably missed a
bunch of them where's he at
somewhere he ran oh he's right here he's
right here oh [Β __Β ]
put it in front of him yeah yeah hey god
he's so fast
oh [Β __Β ] where's he going oh he's right
here
there you go so i have to pick up the
goal
yeah once he's orange just press e
gotcha
okay like
his aura should be orange and then you
can press e to grab him
oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] what happened you picked
up the hay
no [Β __Β ] no you're fine you're fine
where's he where'd he go oh he's right
here keep losing these goals
he's going towards you he's near me
yeah he went in that room again
yeah oh [Β __Β ] he's here
i'm keeping him to you he's in this
hallway okay hey
[Β __Β ] i'm trying to click the clone the
wrong buttons
do i even have the hay
i don't even have the hay i think you
just ate it yeah i think you just ate
the hay
how do i uncrouch that goat tricked you
oh where's your frosted crouch oh see
pressy okay gotcha
yeah it's outside now okay we gotta grab
some hay and get this [Β __Β ] go what a
[Β __Β ]
scam artist keep an eye on the go i'm
gonna grab hey
oh [Β __Β ]
it's an enemy oh yeah yeah they like
crawl out from the ground
but those are easy to kill so yeah i
killed them
yeah apparently um the you are you near
the goal
yeah get the [Β __Β ]
over here where's he at
he's running no
get over here so it's he's gonna eat the
hay and then he's gonna turn orange
all right grab him like that there you
go yeah yeah yeah yeah i got him
let's go let's burn these little [Β __Β ]
okay
okay so place them in here
oh [Β __Β ] um okay
yeah and then grab grab the oil can
and then bring them over here yeah
thank you winter scold us appreciate it
man
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what the [Β __Β ] yeah dude she gets mad i'm
telling you
all right we gotta kill the other one
yeah
yeah okay so she's gonna be way more mad
now
we killed two
so if you see her just go the other way
like as fast as possible
okay she does not play
okay so let's go let's go scoop scoops
here goats
if you find an added key there's more
goats in the attic
all right gotcha oh oh oh
okay i gotta run i gotta run
wait what happens when you die no [Β __Β ] i
don't know where i'm going
okay you need to get me a medkit okay
okay uh where were you at
um she brought me outside she brought me
outside where the first notice
okay is she outside too
yeah yeah she's with me she's with me
but how do i get rid of her
she's walking away you can't get rid of
her you just have to like
run away from her or use um
the right click tell me when it's safe
to like come to you because i'm
i'm like near you but oh no
man where's she she go inside i'm gonna
i'm gonna start going inside
oh i see you i see no no she's she's to
your left
she's right there
[Β __Β ] i'm trying to get to you we can die
yet it's too
i'm trying to jump over this fence but
okay here you go
let's go let's go whoa [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
where do we go where do we go run run
run run run
okay okay okay
oh [Β __Β ] one of these just in case
okay that was good that was good
okay we need i need hay i need hay
oh man yeah we gotta grab some more hay
so how fast is she she's really fast
she sees you and she just [Β __Β ]
sprints at you she flies at you
okay oh i just ran into a wall i thought
it was good
thank you thank you
[Music]
i need to find a goat
so does she teleport or she has to walk
everywhere
um she walks all right she's probably
she walks but just
when she sees you she just like flies
surprises no votes up here thank you sry
bonkers thank you appreciate it
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what the heck where are the goats
you're probably only behind locked doors
oh okay shared bathroom key
you can you can even go upstairs i think
i'm in the attic
can you see there's something she should
yeah there should be a key in the attic
yeah i hope she's not up here yeah same
oh there's a key yeah i got one okay
are there goats in the attic ah
yeah yeah there's a cage of goats i
think oh there is yeah i see it
so i think that key should be somewhere
in the attic the the goat cage is an
attic yeah
um oh i found the master bathroom really
yeah it's in one of the bedrooms just
all right
the key for the goat cage
oh [Β __Β ] i don't like the sound of that
what the [Β __Β ] is that she's hunting
she's hunting
oh no come on what the [Β __Β ]
i'm too scared to [Β __Β ] go downstairs
i'm so scared
okay
oh my god what what
i think she's near me
oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ]
what i turned off my flashlight i'm just
gonna hide
[Β __Β ] man this is terrifying
okay i'm just gonna camp here [Β __Β ]
my god same i'm doing the same thing
did it stop
okay wait do i have to turn off my light
that's what i did but i don't know i
don't know if that's how it works oh no
i can hear her growling
yeah i can hear her too
[Music]
where are you where are you i'm upstairs
i'm downstairs now oh [Β __Β ] i'm down here
by myself
that [Β __Β ] door scared me wow oh [Β __Β ]
okay she's after me she's after me
she's upstairs
i can hear her growling yeah i'm trying
to go downstairs but
okay i'm going outside [Β __Β ] this
getting out of this mansion oh [Β __Β ]
okay does she usually come to the ritual
site
um not usually but it's easy to
scare her off if she does because
there's like only one entrance
okay this is a safe place
oh man so wait why are we even doing
this in like the game like what's the
story behind us
um basically you just have to
burn all the goats and that kills her i
totally forgot the story
it said it in the beginning but i was
talking through it yeah i ignored it too
this is everything the watchers hope for
oh man and break my bond
with azzazo
she got you oh
why is she targeting me this is
this is not fair i'll get a med kit
where are you at
oh my god oh [Β __Β ] are you inside the
house
yeah i'm downstairs oh she's still here
though she's still here just wait
okay i'm right next to a medkit okay
i have a med kit on me but i'm really
scared of going inside
should i go inside um
yeah she's not near me i'm i'm i'm in
the kitchen
i'm going oh no why is she targeting me
need the office keith
how did you how did you escape her i
don't know where she
is where are you i'm right here okay
okay
oh god i found you hi
oh [Β __Β ] dude why i feel i just feel
targeted
because no the reason is because i'm
[Β __Β ] running away from her all the
time
she's right there she's right there
where she's right there
let's go this way let's just sleep let's
go outside
we gotta get hay yeah oh [Β __Β ]
there's some hay right here oh man
oh god this game is [Β __Β ] terrifying
bro i'm gonna need you to get killed
once
so so i feel better about myself
i'm not taking risks that's why i'm not
getting killed it's like i'm [Β __Β ]
too scared that's fair
um okay back to the basement
oh [Β __Β ]
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okay she's in the main room last time
she was in the main room
should we just go upstairs yeah
okay that's usually that's probably
where more keys are
well we kind of opened this door already
why is it closed
yeah i closed him because i was hiding
from her oh yeah
shared bathroom key
i think this is where the master
bathroom is i don't know
where is that
oh in here
there's a goat oh [Β __Β ]
grab him there you go
how many goats 10
yes yeah 10.
my chat's using jump scare alerts on me
oh [Β __Β ]
you guys are [Β __Β ] mean
okay oh my god
i thought it was just like problem
hey um
[Music]
there's nothing in the attic oh [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] who's coming up the stairs
okay how do we get down how do we get
down this way this way the red room
where where where
over here i lost you um
yeah right you're right there right
where wait come to the
i don't know where you are over here
over here wait
um [Β __Β ] okay okay oh there you are okay
come on come on
stay the same let's go back down
we need to find the goats just one just
one
yeah uh
she came down the stairs right in front
of me oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ]
okay don't go through that door
i'm gonna go outside
tell me tell me if she gets you no just
run from her you can do this
use your blue light if she looks at you
okay
where are you at i'm in the basement oh
you [Β __Β ] i ran outside
okay okay okay now you're fine i'm gonna
go
oh [Β __Β ] what am i doing man oh there you
are there you go
oh i don't
should we just burn this one or should
we wait yeah let's burn it let's burn it
okay these goats are so hard to find
okay let's wait until she's done with
her fit
all right let's just charge just charge
bravery is the way we're gonna win this
okay okay bravery all right yeah let's
charge
no [Β __Β ] given
all right let's go let's go oh [Β __Β ] is
she coming
[Applause]
she got you she keep
[Music]
i'm literally
um the way the front the front
the first time that i died oh my god
i've already died three times
all right i need to find a med kit okay
where where are you at
are you in the front yeah
yeah why does she go after you so
consistently
dude it's so annoying i'm in the kitchen
again there's a med kit on the table
in the kitchen well in the dining room
but it's like
i thought you were outside no no no no i
went inside so you could find me easier
okay i'm coming
oh [Β __Β ] okay i'm here
that's it
[Music]
okay okay
am i stuck
oh there we go okay
all right do you know where she is
no i think she's in the front that's
where
she left me wait where'd you go
um the basement again so i could get
some hay
oh okay that's oh i got some okay
gotta go let's gotta go
hey this is terrifying honestly
when she gets you you're gonna scream i
know it
she hasn't gotten me yet she doesn't
like me
is there anything in here nope
um do we have any other keys that we
haven't used
i think so
this one
let's go up to the attic
there's the cages here
there's no key i found a key up here but
i don't know where it goes
oh yeah okay wait i opened it
oh oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] we gotta chase them
where'd they go oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] she's
coming after us
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] she's mad
maybe if we just go outside i'm just
gonna go downstairs
oh that was so scary
i don't want to die again she's super
pissed
oh it's raining now
okay oh
okay
[Music]
she can just be stopped this way
[Music]
what is going on
[Music]
she's dragging me eyes are red the light
won't work
okay tell me where she puts you she's
[Laughter]
what is this [Β __Β ] dude she took me to
the attic
to the attic oh my god
[Music]
do you see any medkits around you she's
uh
she's going down the stairs
which one
[Music]
i don't know okay i gotta follow her
why is she so tall
[Music]
is she still upstairs um
[Music]
okay can you see me there's a goat
i'm right next to a goat oh [Β __Β ]
i'm next to two goats wow what
she's not near you is she she's
downstairs
see the goal yeah okay okay
okay um [Β __Β ] there's two of them
yeah there should be hay in the attic
somewhere
some
oh i guess not
what the heck there's just oil cans here
oh [Β __Β ] okay let's go back down
um if you
well
we probably won't lose them right uh i
hope not
i thought there would be hay up here i'm
sure oh there's hay right here yeah this
is
okay where is that
goat where'd you go oh there you are
okay got ones oh watch out behind you
what's behind me the crawler things oh
that's fine
[Music]
okay should we we need to find one more
hay
yeah [Β __Β ] it's running downstairs
oh [Β __Β ] is she about to attack us
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[Music]
oh is she where is she
[Music]
[Music]
go outside go outside go inside oh
there's hay right there
oh [Β __Β ]
[Music]
i'm gonna put this goat in the thing and
then i'm gonna grab you but i'm not
gonna set it on fire because she'll
attack me
she just runs up out of nowhere oh
god oh [Β __Β ] she took you far oh my god
oh you know what it's oh [Β __Β ] what is it
2 30.
i actually got to get go to bed oh
you're fine dude you're fine
yeah we should we should finish this
another time though
oh yeah i'm slowing down this is really
fun
yeah all right i'll see you later yeah
you too thanks for playing with me bye
no problem bye-bye