Haz Plays The Spooky Game

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add me back on dude alexis i added you

what are you saying

what the [ __ ] is this can i change my

guy

okay there we go um yeah you can i think

you can at the very top

all right hold on oh here it is go to

hell

it ends all right

enough it ends here

i have to wear this okay perfect okay

let's start it okay

so what's your favorite holiday

halloween right

what the [ __ ] is this 2006

california's coyote valley is blistering

under the summer sun

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anna puerta leader of demonic local cult

the watchers of azazel has not been seen

for weeks after her succession

can you change the category anna became

obsessed with the idea of summoning a

zazel himself

azzazo years anna experimented with

rituals

the [ __ ] is that texts as she searched

for a way to raise the goat

demon the group females

as one of her most trusted followers you

oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] to find out what or who

has gone wrong

no we're gonna we're gonna do good i

promise we're we're gonna do good we're

gonna do good okay perfect

hello

hello okay can you hear me yeah yeah i

can do you

okay perfect perfect all right so hold

up

damn this is dark as hell what is my

brightness yeah dude okay you got it you

got it

okay so okay is this as bright as it

goes

yes dude all right okay let's

investigate

okay so follow me and then we're gonna

have to jump this

jump this i'm gonna just jump over here

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okay so

it wasn't easy rounding up the goats for

the summoning ritual

good thing i have so much damned hay

starting to wonder if it was a good idea

to do this alone nathan always told me i

should be with my people

i feel strange my skin is burning

it's totally normal totally normal okay

so what we're gonna do is

we're going to press e to pick up the

hay so if you want to just pick up some

hay

and then follow me

i have to hold it right how do i pick

this up yeah thank you jennifer

appreciate it sorry with e no you're

fine you're fine

yeah so i think i picked it up but yeah

i think you got it

okay you got it and then i'm over here

dude i've never played with just one

other person like i've always had like

four people or something i'm scared

oh [ __ ] so this is gonna be super hard

yeah but we're fine maybe we can do this

if not then

oh well okay so what i like to do is

just like

keep all the hay in one place like

around the altar

yeah so if you want to just bring all

the hay that you can find over here

how do i drop it uh g

oh okay you got him okay let's go back

and it's so hard to see i know it's so

dark

so halloween's your favorite holiday

right

uh yeah dude absolutely i've always

liked halloween i mean okay this is

gonna sound weird but i like valentine's

day

a lot too what

like opposites i know i know i don't

know why

i don't know why i've always loved

valentine's day

i mean i like halloween the most and

christmas is a close second to me you

know

oh yeah even though like i don't

celebrate it but

i just like the holidays what's that

do you like scary things like do you

yeah yeah literally yeah like [ __ ]

like my [ __ ] whole friend group was

all united by just liking horror pretty

much

like scary i did not know that yeah like

scary movies

trying to like when every anytime we

found out there's like a haunted

whatever anything we could do to [ __ ]

get ourselves scared yeah i did not know

that about you that's

yeah yeah that's like why i [ __ ]

raided you a bunch of times it's like oh

[ __ ] this is cool

yeah every time i tell people about that

[ __ ] they get like scared they're like

what the [ __ ] is wrong with you

they just don't understand dude it's

fine yeah they don't get it

is it like do you know why you like

scary [ __ ] like is it like an adrenaline

rush for you

no i don't know honestly i think it's

just [ __ ]

there's something comfy about it that's

what it is there's something

[ __ ] cozy about

scary [ __ ] it doesn't make sense but

yeah i feel the same exact way and

everyone's like are you okay

dude no i love it it's like there's

something

how i put it is like there's something

comforting in

the unusual like yeah yeah

i don't know what it is definitely

yeah i mean like kovid [ __ ]

ruined everything for last halloween but

i would always go to like these crazy

halloween events and

like uh i live in michigan and in

detroit

they have like a masonic temple that has

like eight floors

and they would do um it would host this

event called

theater or something i forgot what it

was but like all

eight floors would be like decked out

themed halloween

it would be [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] going on

and it was actually it wasn't just like

like random parties it was like actual

halloween themed and like

actual scary themed so dude

but it was actually i went by myself and

just made friends there

but it was actually [ __ ] terrifying

like some of those costumes that

of the people who worked there yeah you

know what's crazy about it was that like

um

it wasn't the reason it was so scary was

because like it was like this kind of um

1920s style type of thing

and no no one was like none of the

actors were like directly threatening

like oh i'm gonna like night because i

go to like some like

haunted campouts and [ __ ] and like

haunted houses and that's what they'll

do they'll be like threatening you to

scare you and [ __ ]

for this one it was just like the fact

of how weird they were

and uncanny they looked is itself what's

like scared the [ __ ] out of me like

i was actually paranoid like oh my god

i'm someone gonna like pull a knife

i i actually thought that like at the

end of the night

they were gonna like lock the doors and

actually have like a real

satanic ritual

i mean dude that's insane that sounds so

[ __ ] fun

yeah it was honestly yeah we don't do

anything like that around here like we

have zombie runs i don't know if you

guys have one

i'm in texas oh [ __ ] oh that kind of

sucks honestly because it's like

texas is like a [ __ ] desert right so

yeah you know it's not like uh like here

we have like woods and we have

we have an actual halloween environment

you know

yeah yeah oh yeah that is true yeah

that's actually a really good point yeah

i know i live like literally in the

desert

yeah here we have like not haunted i

mean

abandoned like insane asylums all those

kind of [ __ ]

yeah like in high school i used to drive

there

all the time with friends dude i was so

jealous that sounds sick

yeah okay so i think we should go inside

the house now

we need to find a key i think

all right you know where the key is

no

let's look

resist first aid

oh yeah those are super important also

the the oil cans

all right um

oh this one's yeah i got it which one's

more important

um well if if she gets you

then the med kits are super important

but the oil is what lights the goats on

fire

oh okay i got you gotcha yeah

[ __ ] where is the key

i don't think we can let the goats out

yet

you know a game came out recently that i

played for a little bit

and it was uh the resident evil game but

here's the thing is that

um i was really disappointed because

it's like it wasn't actually

like supernatural [ __ ] it was all like

science fiction you know

oh yeah yeah yeah i was watching a

friend of mine play it and i wasn't

really like super impressed with it yeah

it looks really cool but

it's like when you find out that all of

it is just like a virus or whatever it's

like

it kind of takes away yeah i agree it

does

i've never played it in my life i've

never played like one resident evil

yeah i always liked silent hill even for

those

yeah yeah my chat wants me to play

silent hill but i've also never played

it i'm like

new to gaming oh really yeah silent hill

is sick

so wait if you're into horrors like

mainly movies

well yeah um i didn't start gaming until

like about a year ago actually

oh yeah yeah makes sense yeah i'm super

new

oh my wait i don't know where the key is

um yeah

is it like in an obvious place or is it

hidden

i think it's because i usually never

find the key it's always my friends

that's find it

okay that's you guys um

damn it's almost like we checked

everywhere right

um

those dogs others are ghosts yeah

they're the goats so

we need to get into the house and

there's more keys inside the house

that let the goats free okay gotcha

yeah and then we have to capture every

goat and set it on fire oh i got the key

okay i got the key

oh [ __ ] oh wait it's for the cage though

huh yeah did we just go

open the cage yeah

all right i'm at the cage right now okay

so the thing about the hay is

you put the hay down in front of the

goats

and then they they want to eat it so you

pick up a goat

okay so i should bring hay yeah yeah

okay ready

should i pick up the goal oh [ __ ] they

all ran away

what happened oh okay so they they

opened the door so they're gonna be in

the house

what let me get some hay too yeah yeah

so we need to look through the house

to find the goats oh okay gosh he looks

at this

yeah yeah yeah

but so you should get a goat and then

i'll find a goat

and we can burn them at the same time

because the more you burn the more angry

the demon gets okay

that's yeah okay there's another key

right here

oh it's 666 wow it's a baby yeah

yeah so go up there and then unlock the

door

all right it's gonna run

oh [ __ ] oh is she there oh

the knives

what the [ __ ] what is that

was she there oh no dude that's just

gonna be what the [ __ ] is that

okay do we what do we do

she's still there oh yeah she is i think

yeah let's just go down let's go back

down let's go back down

i don't think there's any goats down

here oh damn the lights are broken now

we just need to run from her like we

can't let her get us

especially because there's only two of

us so it's easy for us to die

i can't even can she come down the

stairs

yeah yeah she can she can like move

freely throughout the house

yeah man

oh [ __ ] i can't see either oh

oh my god damn okay i'm about to die

because i cannot see

anything oh is it stopping

yeah okay

we go up again yeah

let's just see where she is

oh she's still there okay yeah no no no

no no

bro the lights are so annoying

yeah okay

all right they both watched yeah come on

wait what was that hear that what was

what no

it's like a door opened

one of these doors probably open

are we supposed to like go up to her i

don't think so

i wouldn't oh

right click and then maybe yeah oh [ __ ]

i cannot see

oh [ __ ] okay okay okay she's gone

okay so i guess

right clicking scares her away okay yeah

yeah

i totally forgot about that that makes

sense that makes sense

okay let's look for keys and goats

so usually the four people split up just

like run around this house

yeah or i guess like two and two can

stay together

they seem to fear light

okay gotcha okay

we got the office key yeah that's right

here

oh [ __ ] there's another key hmm let's go

a

bathroom key nice

so wait where is it at lost

there's a gun in here there's a gun in

here is it what

did it run off oh yeah yeah yeah come

here a little go come here

come here

gotcha okay i gotta go let's go oh [ __ ]

okay yeah let's go

so we have to kill these boats yeah yeah

we have to set them on fire

oh my god i know either it's okay

they're demonic

it's justified i just ate some lamb so

it's like

the same thing

[Laughter]

this way there's probably one in here

what does this exist for like nothing's

in coincidence you know

yeah yeah maybe there's really nothing

in here

what the [ __ ] damn they're trying to

trick us okay

let's look for more keys where's the

wait where's the are we going to burn

the goal right now no no we should wait

until you get one

oh okay yeah yeah true true um

yeah it's probably in the what's the one

i picked up the bathroom

uh oh yeah yeah okay you know where the

bathroom is

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did you already go in this room no

this is probably um oh [ __ ]

thank you vermillion appreciate it man

appreciate it

bathroom um so when did you start

on twitch uh i think it was

actually late october last year

oh [ __ ] halloween right yeah yeah yeah

nice

yeah i'm actually thinking about like uh

irling like haunted houses and

doing stuff like has anyone ever done

that probably but i think you actually

like you

should absolutely a thousand percent

yeah

that sounds super fun

is that oh you got it yeah

i'm kind of this is like a really big

house

it is um

this door opens somewhere

there's a room in here did you check

radio no i'm sick

i pray it's probably that bathroom oh

[ __ ]

wait what the bedroom

oh [ __ ] that is [ __ ] terrifying

so uh [ __ ]

oh no

oh there's a key wow master bat i keep

getting these bathroom keys

[ __ ]

i gotta get oh [ __ ] i'm stuck

what the [ __ ] man what is this okay i

got out

good good oh my god you scared me we

have to avoid her she's not angry right

now so like

it should be easier but it's gonna get

way harder

these goats are so hard to find i swear

to god

i need the kitchen key you see do they

are they like hiding or they in

plain sight um

they they're in plain sight they just

walk around

well they're walking okay gotcha but

they do like to

they're mostly in locked rooms nice oh

we got the kitchen key

that's special yeah there has to be one

in there

there always is kitchen oh [ __ ]

my one right here

there's the kitchen yeah okay

and then go in front of the goat and put

the haters here

he ran over here in the hallway huh

and right there oh i probably missed a

bunch of them where's he at

somewhere he ran oh he's right here he's

right here oh [ __ ]

put it in front of him yeah yeah hey god

he's so fast

oh [ __ ] where's he going oh he's right

here

there you go so i have to pick up the

goal

yeah once he's orange just press e

gotcha

okay like

his aura should be orange and then you

can press e to grab him

oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what happened you picked

up the hay

no [ __ ] no you're fine you're fine

where's he where'd he go oh he's right

here keep losing these goals

he's going towards you he's near me

yeah he went in that room again

yeah oh [ __ ] he's here

i'm keeping him to you he's in this

hallway okay hey

[ __ ] i'm trying to click the clone the

wrong buttons

do i even have the hay

i don't even have the hay i think you

just ate it yeah i think you just ate

the hay

how do i uncrouch that goat tricked you

oh where's your frosted crouch oh see

pressy okay gotcha

yeah it's outside now okay we gotta grab

some hay and get this [ __ ] go what a

[ __ ]

scam artist keep an eye on the go i'm

gonna grab hey

oh [ __ ]

it's an enemy oh yeah yeah they like

crawl out from the ground

but those are easy to kill so yeah i

killed them

yeah apparently um the you are you near

the goal

yeah get the [ __ ]

over here where's he at

he's running no

get over here so it's he's gonna eat the

hay and then he's gonna turn orange

all right grab him like that there you

go yeah yeah yeah yeah i got him

let's go let's burn these little [ __ ]

okay

okay so place them in here

oh [ __ ] um okay

yeah and then grab grab the oil can

and then bring them over here yeah

thank you winter scold us appreciate it

man

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what the [ __ ] yeah dude she gets mad i'm

telling you

all right we gotta kill the other one

yeah

yeah okay so she's gonna be way more mad

now

we killed two

so if you see her just go the other way

like as fast as possible

okay she does not play

okay so let's go let's go scoop scoops

here goats

if you find an added key there's more

goats in the attic

all right gotcha oh oh oh

okay i gotta run i gotta run

wait what happens when you die no [ __ ] i

don't know where i'm going

okay you need to get me a medkit okay

okay uh where were you at

um she brought me outside she brought me

outside where the first notice

okay is she outside too

yeah yeah she's with me she's with me

but how do i get rid of her

she's walking away you can't get rid of

her you just have to like

run away from her or use um

the right click tell me when it's safe

to like come to you because i'm

i'm like near you but oh no

man where's she she go inside i'm gonna

i'm gonna start going inside

oh i see you i see no no she's she's to

your left

she's right there

[ __ ] i'm trying to get to you we can die

yet it's too

i'm trying to jump over this fence but

okay here you go

let's go let's go whoa [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ]

where do we go where do we go run run

run run run

okay okay okay

oh [ __ ] one of these just in case

okay that was good that was good

okay we need i need hay i need hay

oh man yeah we gotta grab some more hay

so how fast is she she's really fast

she sees you and she just [ __ ]

sprints at you she flies at you

okay oh i just ran into a wall i thought

it was good

thank you thank you

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i need to find a goat

so does she teleport or she has to walk

everywhere

um she walks all right she's probably

she walks but just

when she sees you she just like flies

surprises no votes up here thank you sry

bonkers thank you appreciate it

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what the heck where are the goats

you're probably only behind locked doors

oh okay shared bathroom key

you can you can even go upstairs i think

i'm in the attic

can you see there's something she should

yeah there should be a key in the attic

yeah i hope she's not up here yeah same

oh there's a key yeah i got one okay

are there goats in the attic ah

yeah yeah there's a cage of goats i

think oh there is yeah i see it

so i think that key should be somewhere

in the attic the the goat cage is an

attic yeah

um oh i found the master bathroom really

yeah it's in one of the bedrooms just

all right

the key for the goat cage

oh [ __ ] i don't like the sound of that

what the [ __ ] is that she's hunting

she's hunting

oh no come on what the [ __ ]

i'm too scared to [ __ ] go downstairs

i'm so scared

okay

oh my god what what

i think she's near me

oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

what i turned off my flashlight i'm just

gonna hide

[ __ ] man this is terrifying

okay i'm just gonna camp here [ __ ]

my god same i'm doing the same thing

did it stop

okay wait do i have to turn off my light

that's what i did but i don't know i

don't know if that's how it works oh no

i can hear her growling

yeah i can hear her too

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where are you where are you i'm upstairs

i'm downstairs now oh [ __ ] i'm down here

by myself

that [ __ ] door scared me wow oh [ __ ]

okay she's after me she's after me

she's upstairs

i can hear her growling yeah i'm trying

to go downstairs but

okay i'm going outside [ __ ] this

getting out of this mansion oh [ __ ]

okay does she usually come to the ritual

site

um not usually but it's easy to

scare her off if she does because

there's like only one entrance

okay this is a safe place

oh man so wait why are we even doing

this in like the game like what's the

story behind us

um basically you just have to

burn all the goats and that kills her i

totally forgot the story

it said it in the beginning but i was

talking through it yeah i ignored it too

this is everything the watchers hope for

oh man and break my bond

with azzazo

she got you oh

why is she targeting me this is

this is not fair i'll get a med kit

where are you at

oh my god oh [ __ ] are you inside the

house

yeah i'm downstairs oh she's still here

though she's still here just wait

okay i'm right next to a medkit okay

i have a med kit on me but i'm really

scared of going inside

should i go inside um

yeah she's not near me i'm i'm i'm in

the kitchen

i'm going oh no why is she targeting me

need the office keith

how did you how did you escape her i

don't know where she

is where are you i'm right here okay

okay

oh god i found you hi

oh [ __ ] dude why i feel i just feel

targeted

because no the reason is because i'm

[ __ ] running away from her all the

time

she's right there she's right there

where she's right there

let's go this way let's just sleep let's

go outside

we gotta get hay yeah oh [ __ ]

there's some hay right here oh man

oh god this game is [ __ ] terrifying

bro i'm gonna need you to get killed

once

so so i feel better about myself

i'm not taking risks that's why i'm not

getting killed it's like i'm [ __ ]

too scared that's fair

um okay back to the basement

oh [ __ ]

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okay she's in the main room last time

she was in the main room

should we just go upstairs yeah

okay that's usually that's probably

where more keys are

well we kind of opened this door already

why is it closed

yeah i closed him because i was hiding

from her oh yeah

shared bathroom key

i think this is where the master

bathroom is i don't know

where is that

oh in here

there's a goat oh [ __ ]

grab him there you go

how many goats 10

yes yeah 10.

my chat's using jump scare alerts on me

oh [ __ ]

you guys are [ __ ] mean

okay oh my god

i thought it was just like problem

hey um

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there's nothing in the attic oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] who's coming up the stairs

okay how do we get down how do we get

down this way this way the red room

where where where

over here i lost you um

yeah right you're right there right

where wait come to the

i don't know where you are over here

over here wait

um [ __ ] okay okay oh there you are okay

come on come on

stay the same let's go back down

we need to find the goats just one just

one

yeah uh

she came down the stairs right in front

of me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

okay don't go through that door

i'm gonna go outside

tell me tell me if she gets you no just

run from her you can do this

use your blue light if she looks at you

okay

where are you at i'm in the basement oh

you [ __ ] i ran outside

okay okay okay now you're fine i'm gonna

go

oh [ __ ] what am i doing man oh there you

are there you go

oh i don't

should we just burn this one or should

we wait yeah let's burn it let's burn it

okay these goats are so hard to find

okay let's wait until she's done with

her fit

all right let's just charge just charge

bravery is the way we're gonna win this

okay okay bravery all right yeah let's

charge

no [ __ ] given

all right let's go let's go oh [ __ ] is

she coming

[Applause]

she got you she keep

[Music]

i'm literally

um the way the front the front

the first time that i died oh my god

i've already died three times

all right i need to find a med kit okay

where where are you at

are you in the front yeah

yeah why does she go after you so

consistently

dude it's so annoying i'm in the kitchen

again there's a med kit on the table

in the kitchen well in the dining room

but it's like

i thought you were outside no no no no i

went inside so you could find me easier

okay i'm coming

oh [ __ ] okay i'm here

that's it

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okay okay

am i stuck

oh there we go okay

all right do you know where she is

no i think she's in the front that's

where

she left me wait where'd you go

um the basement again so i could get

some hay

oh okay that's oh i got some okay

gotta go let's gotta go

hey this is terrifying honestly

when she gets you you're gonna scream i

know it

she hasn't gotten me yet she doesn't

like me

is there anything in here nope

um do we have any other keys that we

haven't used

i think so

this one

let's go up to the attic

there's the cages here

there's no key i found a key up here but

i don't know where it goes

oh yeah okay wait i opened it

oh oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we gotta chase them

where'd they go oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she's

coming after us

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] she's mad

maybe if we just go outside i'm just

gonna go downstairs

oh that was so scary

i don't want to die again she's super

pissed

oh it's raining now

okay oh

okay

[Music]

she can just be stopped this way

[Music]

what is going on

[Music]

she's dragging me eyes are red the light

won't work

okay tell me where she puts you she's

[Laughter]

what is this [ __ ] dude she took me to

the attic

to the attic oh my god

[Music]

do you see any medkits around you she's

uh

she's going down the stairs

which one

[Music]

i don't know okay i gotta follow her

why is she so tall

[Music]

is she still upstairs um

[Music]

okay can you see me there's a goat

i'm right next to a goat oh [ __ ]

i'm next to two goats wow what

she's not near you is she she's

downstairs

see the goal yeah okay okay

okay um [ __ ] there's two of them

yeah there should be hay in the attic

somewhere

some

oh i guess not

what the heck there's just oil cans here

oh [ __ ] okay let's go back down

um if you

well

we probably won't lose them right uh i

hope not

i thought there would be hay up here i'm

sure oh there's hay right here yeah this

is

okay where is that

goat where'd you go oh there you are

okay got ones oh watch out behind you

what's behind me the crawler things oh

that's fine

[Music]

okay should we we need to find one more

hay

yeah [ __ ] it's running downstairs

oh [ __ ] is she about to attack us

[Applause]

[Music]

oh is she where is she

[Music]

[Music]

go outside go outside go inside oh

there's hay right there

oh [ __ ]

[Music]

i'm gonna put this goat in the thing and

then i'm gonna grab you but i'm not

gonna set it on fire because she'll

attack me

she just runs up out of nowhere oh

god oh [ __ ] she took you far oh my god

oh you know what it's oh [ __ ] what is it

2 30.

i actually got to get go to bed oh

you're fine dude you're fine

yeah we should we should finish this

another time though

oh yeah i'm slowing down this is really

fun

yeah all right i'll see you later yeah

you too thanks for playing with me bye

no problem bye-bye