IRAN WAR - WHAT COMES NEXT
2025-06-16T02:34:44+00:00
What's up, everybody?
What's up, everybody?
And Comrade Kid with the 10.
Thank you so much, brother.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
So, guys,.
It's been great news so far.
It's been a great few past m days, nights.
Who's even uh paying attention?
Day, night, across the other side of the world.
It's seven hours ahead or so, you know, you get the idea.
Before I talk about that, and I'm gonna talk about it a lot.
I want to talk about something that is not so great, which is that my fucking YouTube channel is right now gone.
It's literally gone, it's wiped out.
Uh, what happened?
So, let me just tell you how funny the story is, all right.
I am sitting
And I
I s someone on Discord in the general chat tagged me.
And I was like, they're like your your YouTube channel was hacked.
I was like, what?
I open my phone and I l I s I'm still logged in.
And it's rebranded Ripple.
Ripple CEO, some nonsense.
I run downstairs to my fucking desktop.
And the first thing I do is I open my Google and I'm like panicking and I like delete all my passwords and I'm sh but I'm checking, I'm logging out all the devices, but something weird, right?
Phil, what's up?
Guess what?
Guess what's strange?
There were no new devices my Google account was logged down on.
There were absolutely no signs my Google account was hacked in any kind of way.
There was no logins, there was no changes to the password.
I still had full access to the Google account.
At this point, I'm getting paranoid.
I'm like, what?
How the fuck is this p so I okay, this is where I start making mistakes.
I asked Chat GBT what's going on, right?
Because who am I who what else can I do, right?
Chat GBT, I'm like, ChatGBT, is this possible?
And they're like, yes, it's possible because of this really complicated hack that's p and I'm like, what the fuck, right?
So anyway, I don't know what to do.
I'm I'm filling out forms on Google saying my channel was hacked.
And all this kind of stuff, and then, like this, I get the email, and it says something like, your account, your channel may have been hacked.
We've removed it because it's let me see what the email said exactly.
This email that I got after filing out the forms, they're like, Your channel may have been hacked.
Changes you made don't follow our guidelines.
So we removed Ripple CEO.
So it's now look before you get paranoid and blame Masad, keep up with the fucking story, all right?
Because I promise it's gonna, it's it's it's just like bad luck.
Okay, I'll explain what happened.
Uh I am like pissed at this well I'm I they gave me a link to f fill out a form for an investigation.
I did that.
They are so fucking slow.
It's like fuck YouTube just fucking restore it already.
Like I didn't do anything.
I literally did nothing, right?
Anyway look, here's the kicker.
Um
So, I wait.
I talk to YouTube support through the chat, the live chat, and they're just like, all you can do is wait for the response by YouTube to get back.
I'm like, fuck, all right.
So, I'm on Discord and I'm like, you know, why don't I check my Discord DMs?
I never do that.
I haven't checked it in like a day.
I check my Discord DMs.
And my one of my editors, my old editors, Yankee, what's up?
One of my old editors, get this, this is fucking crazy.
One of my old editors had messaged me today at 3 p.m.
or so.
By the way, this guy's a great editor, he's a great guy.
But he's like, Yo, bro, my Google account was hacked.
You gotta remove remove me from your channel because, you know, that account still has full access.
And
I see the message was like at 3 p.m.
Uh no, it wasn't Neep Feed, it was someone someone else, but um
Um
I'm like fuck so all this shit that I I like freaked out at YouTube like I'm hacked I'm being gangsta what's going on am I I literally like logged out of I I fucking like wipe nuked my computer I did all this shit Chappy GBT told me to do
And it was all for nothing, right?
And then now I have to explain to YouTube: it's like it's so f I fucking hate when shit is complicated, you know.
So I was not hacked at all.
What happened was that he was hacked, and then he had permissions to fuck with my channel banner and name and branding.
And that's what happened.
And well, okay, so some good news.
The first good news is that YouTube got back to me.
I just hate these stupid, incompetent YouTube support bots because they're like, We're going to help you recover your Google account.
Motherfucker, my Google account doesn't need to be recovered.
It wasn't hacked in the first place.
And they're like, but thankfully, they acknowledge.
I don't see.
Look, I'm going to read it.
I don't even know how this fucking works, right?
I'm going to read it.
And they're like.
Okay, no, no, let me.
The story gets better, right?
YouTube partner support messages me.
And then they're like, okay, you know, um look, they're like, we've confirmed that your channel was hijacked and there we've disabled the Google account delegate who inflicted the harm.
So please visit this link to recover your account.
Not my channel, mind you, my Google account.
I'm like, what the hell?
My Google account is fine.
And then they're like, okay, so you know, uh, respond with one of the three following three things.
And it's like, have you re it's like, motherfucker, my account is fine, restore my channel.
Like, literally, it's like, I don't know what's wrong with YouTube.
Like, my Google account is fine, just restore my fucking channel, right?
But then, look, let me tell you, the paranoia didn't end there, okay?
They're like, I, uh, you know, have you recovered your account?
And they had all these links on this email that I was clicking.
Including a link that's like, what is my IP?
Confirm your IP address.
And then it dawns on me.
I'm like, wait, circuit, what's up?
I'm like, wait a second.
How do I know this is YouTube?
I'm clicking all these links and I re-logged in with one of the links.
How do I know that wasn't an attempt to get my new password?
'Cause I so I changed my password again and I did the fucking, you know, schizo, like total meltdown, total lockdown, whatever thing all over again.
And then I copied the n uh before then I copied the name of this email, which looked kind of legit, but I didn't know.
I copied it and I gave it to ChatGPT and I said, Hey,
Is this real?
And Chat GBT's like, No, it is likely to be a f a hacker!
I'm like freaking out.
Like, what the fuck?
Oh my god.
Like, someone must have heard that I, you know, that they're they heard that I was trying to recover my channel and they I'm like, what the hell?
And then, okay, and then I start asking Chat GBT's more follow like 20 minutes later after freaking out.
I'm like, hey, are you sure it's like this is fake?
Like, isn't the google.com?
And they're like, well.
Usually, yeah.
And I'm like, Okay, so how do I know?
And they're like, Okay, just click more details and so I did that and actually it's real.
It's actually really goo YouTube's
Uh account.
Um
So, like Chat GBT just lies, you know?
They literally just make shit up.
Like, I asked Chat GBT like, what the hell?
They're like, you're gonna fuck it.
It's like ChatGBT responded to me like that Leonardo DiCaprio clip.
We're all gonna die right now.
And it's like well
You kind of fucking got it wrong.
This was actually YouTube.
And then I further confirmed it was YouTube.
And what a night.
What a night.
And you know, look, it's not guaranteed they're going to restore my channel.
Maybe they're just not going to.
Because they're like, well, we can we we saw your videos and we actually fucking hate you.
So we're not going to give it back to you.
I don't know, right?
I don't know.
I'm not I don't want to get false ho I don't know.
I'm we're just going to wait and see.
That's all I could say.
Uh fingers crossed.
Uh but yeah, but ChatGBT sucks and I really hate chat GBT.
Um so that's the story of what's going on with the YouTube and okay, so that's it.
That's all I could say.
I'm I'm they've acknowledged I was it was hijacked so far, but uh why is my channel not back?
I don't know.
I mean I don't know why my channel is still in limbo.
I click the link that they gave me originally when they told me they removed the channel and they're like, uh, it's we're still reviewing your channel.
What are you fucking reviewing, dude?
It's so obvious.
Elite, what's going on?
Like, what are you reviewing?
It's super obvious what happened, right?
So.
Yeah, okay, so uh yeah, Chat GBT just loves to make shit up anyway, guys.
Let's talk about the news.
Uh, Iran, hold on, wait a second.
We didn't stream any of that, did we?
No, because last time I was streaming, we were all predicting that Iran was going to do nothing, and all we were covering were the attacks on Iran.
But we did not.
But then, when I ended the stream and I went to sleep, I woke up to Iran just bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv.
Just bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv.
So I'm sure you guys have seen the footage, but we were making fun of the lying impersonator accounts.
But let me show you the fur one of the first pieces of footage I saw.
They just started bombing the shit out of Tel Aviv.
And then over the whole weekend, since that Thursday, every night, including right now, Iran has been beating the shit out of Tel Aviv, out of Haifa.
And they have just been pummeling them non-stop.
And they're being blown up.
Their homes are being demolished.
Everything's being blown up.
The hypersonics.
Chew!
You see that fucking footage.
It's like, damn, it is so fast.
And it's so loud.
And Iran is not fucking around.
I thought this is the movie, man.
This is crazy.
Iran is actually.
Showing, you know, oh man, long overdue, but it's better better now than never.
So they just raining hell.
They are just raining hell.
You know, I don't know if you've all seen the footage already, you may have.
It's it's incredible.
Let me show you footage of uh the Iron Dome at work.
Oh, turn off, turnport, tarot.
Yeah, and I thought.
Yeah.
Where's the iron dome?
There's no iron dome.
There's no damn iron dome.
You know?
It's a bunch of nonsense.
There isn't a.
There's no iron dome.
They are taking out the missile defense systems.
Look, just blowing them up.
Just blowing them up.
Yeah, I mean, it's really bad.
I mean, Iran is actually fighting right now.
Like, Iran is seriously, it's apocalyptic.
It's apocalyptic.
This is Tel Aviv.
Let me show you Tel Aviv.
And now they know how it feels because this is Gaza for two and a half years.
You know, and they've been all so comfortable while that was happening.
And Iran has come and, well, it showed them.
This is Iran, guys.
This is.
This is the Persian Empire.
It's a regional power thousands of years old in that region.
And they are slapping the shit out of these foreign invaders who are in this land unwelcome as unwelcome invaders and occupiers.
And, you know, as you can see here, there's Iran is also delivering Doordash now.
I don't know if you know this.
Iran does DoorDash.
And in Tel Aviv, they're ordering DoorDash.
And they say, I want Hamas.
I want Hamas.
And Iran is fulfilling DoorDash orders.
And this guy was coming out to get his DoorDash.
So let's see what happened.
Whoops.
Talk about a mishandled order.
William Jennings Bryant.
You know, so you basically got to go on the DoorDash support and say, My order was partially incomplete, and you say that it was mishandled.
You know, we know sometimes when the order, the food is kind of spilled and the drink is spilled a little bit.
It's something like that appears to have happened.
But it's okay because, you know, the Iron Dome makes sure that the only things the Israelis have to worry about is DoorDash, right?
Anyway, that was, you know, Iran is delivering Doordash now.
It's just what I'm telling you.
And there's buildings collapsing.
It's apocalyptic.
It's apocalyptic.
Okay.
So, yeah.
And you know what?
The best part of this is that Israel can't even...
Oh, shit.
They can't even claim any.
They can't even say that, oh, this is bad.
It's like the whole world is with Iran right now.
The only people that sympathize with Israel are like retards and people that are bribed by APAC.
But the rest of the world is like, yeah, I mean, you've been doing this to Gaza for two and a half years and you've been laughing about it and you haven't been held accountable in any way at all.
And Iran is doing this and the whole world is kind of just like, you know, Iran's really not doing enough.
It's just the truth.
I'm just reporting the truth to you.
The whole world.
Thinks Iran's not going far enough because, you know, the UN has done nothing, the ICC has done nothing, and I mean, it's just it's the Persian Empire that's just coming to restore justice.
Anyway, another DoorDash order.
I could just show you this.
Wow.
I think that one was delivered without any mishandling, right?
Yeah.
That might have been Uber Eats.
Uber Eats is usually better quality, you know.
Anyway, um
That's, I don't know if that's a hypersonic or what that is.
But, I mean, this is just some incredible footage.
Here's a hypersonic for certain.
This is, you know what this is?
I see this footage and I'm like, this is like a science fiction movie where, like, it's happening, but in real life.
And Iran is doing it in real life.
It's happening.
In real life.
It's like, it's happening.
Like, whoever.
The whole nothing ever happens meme is over.
It's actually happening.
Iran is doing it.
They're doing it.
And everyone's so shocked and surprised, but Iran is.
Well, you know, every I feel like everyone thought that Israel's like invincible and immortal.
Like, how powerful?
They're so powerful.
Wow.
And then now we're just seeing that no
No, they're not invincible.
No, they can actually be hit pretty hard.
And not much harder than what you're seeing right now.
I mean, they can be hit pretty hard, but they can get hit much harder than Iran is right now.
Iran has way more capabilities.
They're not even using them yet.
And.
Look, I want to talk about the US's role in a second and and NATO's role actually.
We've got a lot to talk about tonight because NATO's been NATO has prepared all of this and NATO's the one that was feeding them all the information about Iran's uh defense equipment and air defense uh you know uh technology and and um
This was coordinated for certain.
It's just the United States doesn't seem like it wants to directly get involved.
I've heard a lot of theories that Trump is lying and he's saying Iran should just hit U.S.
bases right now.
I don't know.
I don't know what the truth is.
All I can say is that if Biden were president, I actually think the U.S.
would have.
tapped in and like actually like joined.
The operation.
If Biden was pr I don't know.
What do you guys think?
I'm so it's so weird how Trump has this rhetoric where he's like
Where he's like, um
Oh, I I just want to broker peace.
I'm neutral.
What?
Like it's Russia Ukraine.
And you know, a lot of people are saying that's a that's an act.
It's an act.
And the truth is we don't know.
We should i we should we should definitely
Except the possibility it's an act, but we don't actually know know for certain.
I'm not going to laugh.
I'm just laughing because I'm autistic and it's like a you know, sometimes when noises sound like that, I just laugh because I have autism and I have noise sensitivity.
Right, that's what they have anyway, guys.
Look, every time I hear these hypersonics, it just sounds like a bitch slap.
Every time I hear these hypersonics, it's like, gotcha, bitch.
Every time I hear the sound of that, every time I hear the sound, it's like so angry.
It's just, I've, I've been, you know, when I was shelled in Donbass, it didn't sound like this.
It was kind of slow.
It was powerful, you know, scary, sure.
But this is like a really angry, like, punch.
This is a really angry punch by Iran.
Like, super angry.
Just like, no, hold back.
Just gotcha, bitch.
Anyway.
Oh wow, that's a slap.
That's a slap.
Those hypers the hypersonics.
Oh, wow.
So, and stuff is burning, you know.
And, you know, look, guys, imagine how people in Gaza feel right now.
Imagine how they feel.
Imagine the people of Gaza.
Imagine how they feel.
All the footage you've seen of people crying, of people so desperate.
And imagine how they feel right now.
Imagine what they think of Iran.
Imagine them looking up in the sky at night and seeing.
Seeing Tel Aviv and Haifa get pummeled and destroyed like this.
Imagine how they feel.
For the first time, for the first time, somebody is standing up to their bully for the first time.
Can we just talk about how the myth of Israeli invincibility has just been shattered?
Just so sh we every we all thought they were so invincible and powerful.
Let's admit it.
Okay?
We all thought they were so powerful and invincible.
We thought that because they pulled off the Pager thing and all the assassinations of top leaders of Hamas and Hezbollah.
Uh, having free reign to genocide Gaza with impunity.
Um, ps the way in which in Lebanon they
You know, they they they were able to pressure Hezbollah in the way that they did and and set up those those bases on Lebanese territory.
And it's like everyone thought they were so invincible and untouchable.
And you know, look, there's so much metaphysical depth to what's going on here.
I really I don't know if I want to get into it, but it's but that's what I think about.
I think about how Iran is asserting and proving the supremacy of a completely different principle.
Of universal existence and reality itself.
Like Iran is breaking the matrix.
They are breaking the Zionist matrix.
Because I always say Zionism is not just an ideology about settling in Palestine.
Zionism is also a metaphysical outlook, right?
Based in this notion that, for example, I call Zionism its.
It's a type of
It's a type of false realism.
I like that phrase, false realism.
Zionism is false realism.
They invent this mythology of ancient Israel and how, you know, all the Jews in the world are belonging to this mythic nation.
And it's totally fake and it's so like subjective.
But they pass it off as natural and objective.
They LARP as indigenous.
They LARP as if it's natural.
Oh, we're just Israeli.
It's just we've been here for thousands of years.
We have been making Hamas for thousands of years.
We have been doing this since the Biblical times.
This is just a repeat of what happened Biblical times.
Israel, Yisrael has always been here since the Biblical times.
It was the Hamas in the Biblical times.
Nothing has changed.
We are just here and we belong here.
It's a false realism.
Like, they insist on the most naive type of realism, right?
But it's a falsehood.
It's like Gnosticism.
It's like what the Gnostics believed about how reality is an illusion.
Like, that's Zionism.
Zionism is like the demiurge.
It's creating a false reality, and it's like totally fake and made up.
But they treat it as like they try.
Hollywood.
You ever watch a Hollywood movie where they mention the IDF or Israel?
And you're supposed to look the other way and be like, oh, okay.
And it's like they're trying to sneak in a false reality in our real reality, right?
That's what Zionism is.
It's a false realism, it's a metaphysical outlook, right?
So let me continue.
Iran.
Iran has a different metaphysical outlook, which is absolutely based on an acknowledgement of the subjective element, so to speak, which is the dimension of belief.
That reality is not just here passively, as it always has and is always will be.
To really experience what is real, you have to have faith.
You have to believe in something bigger.
They have this principle, they call it the Islamic Republic, this revolutionary ideology they have, rooted in the Shia clerical religion, the outlook.
And for them, you know, this world and this life is not it.
It's not the end, at least.
They're always thinking about this heavenly dimension.
It's kind of very platonic, actually.
It's a platonic outlook.
And
Anyway, it's metaphysically strange.
That's all I mean to say.
It's a strangeness, metaphysical strangeness.
You know, where they have no illusions about this passive realism.
They have a strange and oddness.
It's an oddness, you know?
Just like the Soviet Union, it was a metaphysical oddness.
It's a surrealism, it's a hyper-realism, right?
And it is not a passive realism.
Passive realism and false realism, that's Zionism.
And Iran is asserting the supremacy and the authenticity and the dominance of their metaphysical outlook over Zionism by doing this.
By blowing them up and setting their shit on fire and showing that they're not invincible and that this fake, retarded reality they created, that's totally fake, by the way, is not invincible.
And they're just ripping through the fabric of the Zionist Matrix with every footage, with every video that's released of what they're doing.
The very fabric of the Zionist Matrix is being ripped apart.
And that's what you're seeing right now, all right?
That's what you're seeing a strangeness, or uh, truth is stranger than fiction.
You know, you're seeing Iran.
Assert the dominance of its logos over that of Zionism in the region.
And it's quite beautiful because it's a breath of fresh air for everyone in the region who is sick of the falsehood and inauthenticity of Zionism, in addition to its brutality and aggression.
It's sick of the falseness, the falseness, the inauthenticity.
And to in order to maintain this false and inauthentic projection, so to speak.
They have to resort to the most criminal, cruel, violent, oppressive means to choke and and crush the spirit of the people in the region.
who are guilty only of the crime of seeing the truth.
Right.
Seeing the truth, so they must be punished.
They must be punished for acknowledging the fact, for Palestinians acknowledging the fact.
Hey, that's our home.
That's where our parents and grandparents and great-grandparents lived.
Those are our olive trees.
This is our land, and this is our home.
And the Zionists want them to forget that.
They'll never forget it.
So, because of that, they're being punished, they're being crucified, they're being attacked.
And here comes Iran, a truly thousands-year-old civilization, truly indigenous in the region, telling these disgusting motherfuckers what fucking neighborhood they're actually in.
And that is what is going on.
Disney World is over.
Disneyland is over.
It should be looking like Cedar Point now.
Should be looking like six flags now.
No more Dis no more Disney World, no more Disneyland, it's over.
It's over.
Now the employee, they got their ass crack hanging out and there's c there's the locusts everywhere and there's bugs and the the the roller coasters are just fucking breaking down and flying off the rails and it's kind of trashy and it's just really gross and it's there's sticky, slimy food everywhere and it's just gross.
And all that Disney magic disappeared.
Iran really got rid of all that Ziono Zion Disney magic of this fake false commas country.
Whoa.
Yay!
Thunder.
Wow, that's like lightning from the sky.
Gotcha, bitch.
Yup, this is not Gaza.
This is Tel Aviv.
Oh, yo, Alakabinyan.
Yo.
Wow.
Oh
Oh, there's so much.
I could there is so much footage of shit just burning down.
Wow.
Haifa, this is Haifa.
Uh this is the Iron Dome in action.
Oh, we already saw that one.
Ah.
Khok Shalim, Chok Shalim, the iron dome, Hamas, where is the Hamas, the Sabra Hamas?
It's Allah Hamas.
Bak Salim Solon Solon Shin Shon Solon Cholina Shulochalini Shilikhani Shiloi.
Sorry.
Where is the Sabra Hamas?
Why come it to Tim?
Why are we doing this?
We just wanted to live peaceful lives.
Why?
Why are they doing this?
We really just want to live.
We just love life so much and want to die to the beach and we just want to live.
We're such victims.
Oh, Shaloika!
Oh, Shalimos Abbas!
Oh my God, what are we doing to deserve this?
She and it's hot.
Me for Mattesicoop.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, we got a sikou.
Serim, so that the does it move?
Serim, solo, soloik serim.
We are so it's Hamas, it's so real.
We are so indigenous.
We have been here for thousands of years.
This is weird, this is our land, it's just it's so natural to us.
That's why we have the highest skin cancer rate in the entire world.
Mm.
Watch this.
You know what Iran is just using all its old missiles right now?
They're not even using their new stuff.
They're just getting rid of their old supply.
And they have so many missiles, you couldn't even believe it.
They could keep at this forever.
They could keep at this.
Surgical strike on the power plant of Haifa.
You wanna fuck with our nuclear program?
How about yours?
Look at that.
Fuck with our shit, we'll fuck with yours.
How about that?
I already saw that one.
Wow, I saw that one.
Hold on.
Guys, um, let's continue.
Gotta keep it professional.
That was just you know.
I was just I just felt like dancing because you know I've been doing therapy today.
I just started like two hours ago.
My therapist said I should dance more because I'm so my mental health is really bad and they the therapist said I need to dance and I it's unrelated to the footage.
It's just it's part of the men men's loneliness epidemic.
Anyway, um the the the sorry the the mental health crisis.
The men's mental health crisis.
Anyway, um
Uh let's see.
And then there's another v part two.
These are just showing them coming in.
They're not landing yet.
You're showing the the launches.
Sure.
We have a huge backlog.
I mean I'm showing you a lot.
Um
Holy shit, they have like Iranian James Bond chase scenes.
This is in Iran, and it's a Iranian officer chasing a Mossad-operated drone van because they have the Ukraine shit they did where they had vans with drones in them and they went up and they destroyed military infrastructure.
Well, Israel's been trying to do that inside Iran, and this is Iranian James Bond chasing them down.
Shooting at him.
So it's just some intense stuff going on.
They got the Iranian James Bond, he's he's he's taking care of business.
Yeah.
You guys know what that Indian account?
Where he's like, there's an Indian account who pretends to be like Israeli, and he's like, he's always tweeting.
He's like, We have just ended the mankind and we are hitting the Sidons.
In the Munker, we are hitting the Sidons.
He's like impersonating an Israeli.
Can you mock these people any worse?
As if it couldn't be bad enough, like with them getting barraged with missiles, they're just now being impersonated by Indian scammers.
And they're like the tweets are so crazy, they're like We have just left the bunker, the sirens are going off
Yeah.
It's just like impersonation central, I guess, is in India.
They just impersonate everyone.
That community somebody should share that image with the community node.
I don't have it on hand.
I know it's really funny though.
Oh.
Let me see if uh
Let me see, gosh darn it, if
Constantly checking for YouTube to be fucking responding.
So uh Haifa is burning down.
Hello.
I'm not checking that fucking weird link.
Amirio, can you remove that fucking weird link by that weird fucking account?
Don't nobody clicked that fucking link that the that they typed im I M G U R.
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
Sketchy ass shit.
Um
I thought you'd be a little bit more.
They sound like the fucking SpongeBob language with it.
Doodle Bob.
Yeah, it sounds like fucking Doodle Bob.
Doodle Bob ass language.
Bobo Roim Mashiwa Khan Shoim Moraniwa Holy Rainbow Amin.
No, I'm sorry, I did the eye sound.
They can't do that.
The show melin gold melin moilin shim hoinin boshu shoinin shoinin bunina khamas and the khanesset and ya shoinim khonime.
Uh total chaos.
So, the world's most secure airbase, it's an Israeli airbase.
They say it's the world's most secure airbase.
Let's see what's happening to the world's most secure airbase.
Mm-hmm.
Aha, very secure.
And it's been bombed.
And you know what's funny about the Iron Dome is that we pay for it.
We paid every our taxes.
Are you happy you you paid for it with your taxes?
Uh because it don't even work.
Hold on, I don't know what's going on.
Anyway.
I don't no one in the world sympathizes with any of these people.
Nobody in the world sympathizes with them.
Sorry.
Nobody does.
They you buried your g this is why you don't do that.
You know, it's like Netanyahu's like, he's like, we are going to bomb Gaza and kill everyone.
And we don't care what...
No, you do care, though, because when it starts happening to you, nobody's going to give a fuck.
Because it's karma, bitch.
That's why you fucking shouldn't have.
That's the whole designist false realism mentality is literally false realism.
They're like, we go in, we kill everyone, and it won't matter.
Because we are strong.
And it's like, well, that's a false realism.
I'm sorry, it's false.
It's totally false, you know, because nobody's going to give a fuck when it happens to you.
That's why, you know, it's the golden rule, you retard.
Do unto others what you want others to do to you, you know?
Is he saying Uyger?
Well Loiger.
What you got, what you got?
I don't know I don't I don't know what's going on.
Rockets fall apart.
So, this is them in France.
They've arrived in Paris.
Shaloin Khalifa Khaloim, I shall shall Khalim.
Shaloinachim, I have a flag, shall I mean, O Khalim
It's literally a guy what the fuck is this?
What the fuck is that?
That is literally the most Reddit
This is like a Reddit
What the hell is this cuckold phenotype?
Redditor.
Yeah.
What is this?
Yes that I am, yes that I am.
Yalachai, yachla, la khaya, alchali, yasra kailisrael, khailon isra sharim aloinoin shonoinen, and ishoi chanimisra chamas.
You say that I am making the chacha ha sound, that means I'm indigenous.
I can say cha ha ha.
Throw that fucking pig sound that they think is like they're special because they could say that sound.
They think that like that's an exotic sound, by the way.
They think is an exotic sound.
And it's not.
Ein is an exotic form of pronunciation.
Or at least one that, you know, if you can't.
You're not, you're not a semite if you can't say ein, okay?
You're just not.
Um you're not you're not eleventeen, okay?
And they can't.
So why they LARP?
Why do they LARP?
Shut the fuck up.
Literally shut the fuck up with that ugly, hideous, fake language.
Such a hideous fucking fake language.
Okay.
And then there's my beautiful image.
By the way, I got it from Ruslan.
I don't know who made it originally, but I know I saw him share it once, and I was like, yo, can you give me that?
And I just edited it on the footage of Tel Aviv burning.
And it's such a beautiful image.
It's like, it's like, now you know who the boss is, bitch.
Now you know who the boss is.
No, this is the Persian Emperor.
I think it's Darius I.
I don't know.
Darius or whatever.
I don't know who this is, but it's an Epersian, it's an Achaemenid emperor.
I'm pretty sure.
Anyway.
Um it's great.
This is like what authority looks like.
It's really like
This he's the father in the whole region.
He's the dad, and this is
This is a punishment.
Brings him no pleasure
But he's setting it o in order, he's the boss, the king of the emperor.
You know?
Uh why do I hit what the hell is this link, Volk Ultra?
Uh just now, three killed, sixty-seven hospitalized.
Uh just now.
Um
That's tragic.
I but I hope there are no like human shields going on.
Like you know, 'cause they do kind of put their military right in civilian centers.
There, you know, and w for all we know
You know, under these homes.
Look, I don't.
Look, I'm just.
This is not.
All right, look.
Under this, there was like they had a whole aircraft carrier right underground, all right.
And they had to eliminate the military target, all right, I don't know what to tell ya.
I don't know yeah, they had a submarine base.
And it was nuclear powered.
There is a nuclear powered sub under this building.
And that's why it was okay, because
They were getting the bad guys, and they were, you know, they were using human.
The bad guys were using human shields.
It's what they do, you know.
They're terrorists.
What can you say?
They did 9-11.
And it's actually true.
You know, anyway.
Uh yeah.
So
Uh this was um this was a military
Um this was like a uh tank training facility.
They would
you know, they would store the tanks here and the tanks basically said, you know, we are we're terrorists and we just
We're just gonna kill everyone.
So, Kamenai was getting rid of the threat, you know?
What can I say?
Um, yeah.
Hey.
Hamas al-Hamas, Hamas al-Khalim, Shol Khalim Muhammad.
Hamasakhamalim.
Uh oh.
Did my shit go out?
Oh, it's okay.
It's just stupid stream labs.
We're good, we're good, we're good.
Once if we're good, yeah, we're good, we're good.
Alocharimo, Sholo Kharim!
Shochani mal solid.
Yahweh also
Anyway.
I was just giving you background reactions to that footage.
Uh, you know, like of of wh w what what was, you know, the the ambient audio, so to speak, of of what was being picked up.
It's a new AI technology where they can just um speculate about what's being said and it's very accurate.
It's like about ninety seven percent accuracy.
Uh, let's check sor show requests.
Uh
Alright, don't put this in the Discord, okay?
Anyway.
The Aerospace Force's Dear Iranian people will be launched.
A new and decisive wave
We targeted the command and control systems, advanced operational methods, technical superiority led to the disruption of the enemy's multi-layered defense system.
Breach of the defense systems, despite the support from the US and Western countries.
You know, let me tell you something.
NATO has been in this conflict.
NATO has been giving Israel also NATO and br
Particularly Britain.
Did you know the British are very fanatically?
Uh very fanatically.
Very, very fanatically.
Precise and effective strikes will continue until the elimination and disappearance of this artificial they're going in for the kill of the whole state of so-called Israel.
And let me tell you guys something.
Um
The British are super, super ecstatic and ready to fully send their.
I mean, the British are always involved in this shit.
You know, they never openly talk about it, but they are like the puppeteers.
I don't know.
Yeah, the British and the Germans, too.
Yeah, that's correct.
The Germans as well.
Um
Jackson wants me to check Discord.
Oh my god, Jackson's awake.
Oh my god.
Uh hello?
Salam alaykum.
Bitchan Khanim is Shinimochalim or Shilachim.
Bro listen, be careful, you might lose a nose talking like that.
I lost my nose.
Khalim Sharai Khaim.
Be careful, bro.
Tamas took my nose!
Can you believe my YouTube got fucked and hacked?
Yeah, who's that guy?
It was my editor who got hacked and they had perms and they the hacker of their thing just took my ch they rebranded my channel to Anyway, YouTube support is is like the last thing they told me was like we can confirm it was hijacked and I'm just like so when are you gonna restore it?
you know?
'Cause they they they removed it.
Hello.
Yeah, they take a long time to respond.
Anyway, Jackson, what is isn't it interesting how much Pakistan is involved?
I was so surprised by that.
And then I learned another thing.
Did you know Pakistan are the ones that gave North Korea nukes?
Pakistan uh
gave Iran the intelligence that they were going to get attacked.
Yeah, and Iran ignored it, I heard.
And then they're giving them missiles.
And also, look, did you know they gave North Korea nukes?
I didn't know that.
Really?
Yeah, they're the ones who did it.
Apparently Pakistan is a super based country.
Chris and I went to the Pakistan embassy and they gave us rice pudding and it was so tasty.
And now I just want to go to Pakistan.
I'll go too.
Literally I walked into I w I don't know why I got it.
I always said I was the sword of Pakistan.
I've always said that.
You've always, I've literally never heard you say that.
Once if I've always said I am the sword of Pakistan and that they can airdrop me with two swords from a plane.
I've been like a four-year viewer.
I've never heard that.
Everyone in my chat has heard me say that before: that I'm the sword of Pakistan.
It's one of my honorific titles.
Seeing a lot of twos in the chat.
There's no who the fuck said two?
I have said that there's a record.
You go to the infrared archives, there's a fucking re record of me saying that many times.
I'm the sword of Pakistan.
You're not even a true gorilla.
When Chris and I were heading to the Pakistan Embassy, I was
Reason, I don't know why, I just was like excited.
I'd never been to an embassy, and I started singing Pakistan, Zindabad, Pakistan, Pakistan, Zindabad, Pakistan.
Zindban!
but then but then we got to the we got to the embassy and there was like this like super nice old pakistani guy like outside the embassy who was waiting for us to open the car door and i just looked i looked at him and i'm like pakistan zindabad pakistan zidabad and he looked at me like i was crazy what the you don't even you're not even singing it right you're not even singing the tune right
What do you think?
What do you think about the guy in Mumbai who's in the bunkers with the sirens in Israel right now?
Is that guy okay?
His name is Ashatouch.
Can you share where the community knows?
I want to.
Can I?
I didn't.
I've seen it, but I want to show it on stream.
Not even kidding.
His name is Ashutouch.
And what's what's the end goal?
Is he just getting ad revenue from X?
No, he's he's uh he he wants one of those uh Israeli prostitutes.
Is that really his goal, or is it just engagement?
Because he gets a lot of engagement.
His name is Asha Touch.
Yeah, the problem.
There's like a problem though, because the problem is like 80% of those Israeli IDF accounts, like the IDF, the ones that they post to women, those are all Indian.
So he's trying to slide into their DMs, and they're just all these.
And it's the guy, it's the guy in the cubicle next to him in the call center.
It's the guy right across from him sliding the DMs.
Um
Uh he s he slides in and
And uh and his uncle's like like
Stop D Ming me, I told you already this is my account.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, they I think they've been the only ones that the the whole there's no Israel information.
Or this is my account.
Stop DMV.
You know, but look, it's Israel doesn't even exist on social media.
It's just like a a like a what do you call it?
It's a it's like um
It's like an ancillary detail of Indian cyberspace.
That's all it is.
Like, Israel doesn't even exist on the internet.
It's just like a detail of like the ideology of Indian nationalism.
It's all it's been reduced to.
This is a real thing.
I realize that this is how I realize.
That like 80-90% are all Indians because they don't got and most in most of those bunkers, they don't got Wi-Fi down there.
So most of the I am in the bunker, it is really scary.
The sirens are going off.
Most of those bunk when they go in the bunkers, most of the Israeli accounts go silent.
There's only a few that
No.
We are in the bush.
It's like, what?
It's just such a crazy level of impersonation.
They just see the news that they're in the bunkers and they're just impersonating them.
Yeah, there's like there's when they go in
Oh god, you're making me laugh now.
So nobody in the world actually defends Israel.
It's just like Indian trolls.
That's it.
It's like Indian cyber.
It's just like an Indian fad.
It's like a trend among scammers to just do that.
And did you see Asha Touch vivid prowess?
He's now scamming these old 90-year-old senators and congresspeople.
He's like tweeting out like, do you stand with India?
Or with Israel?
And then this 90-year-old congresswoman from Delaware named Virginia Cox retweeted him.
It was like, we stand with you.
They're literally scamming our congress.
Oh, it's just Indian scammer cyber cyber uh crime.
It's just a part of the cybercrime underworld, I guess.
Did you see when the IDF uploaded a map of Iran and the surrounding countries?
Yeah, and they had India.
What?
Sir, why is Kashmir part of Pakistan?
They actually was like caused a big problem.
I'm not even kidding.
Like, the IDF was an international crisis.
It was actually a crisis.
The IDF was like responding frantically.
Like, this is not a this does not reflect our views on borders.
It's just a vague map of what do you mean, vague?
What do you mean?
Like, they're like arguing with them.
It was terrible for them.
India, like, totally turned on their on Israel after that, except Ashatouch.
Well, Ashatouch is making the money.
If you actually press this is not the request, this is order star.
If you press like any of these giant Zionist accounts, like why you def they're like eventually you like track them down and realize, like, I don't give a fuck about Israel.
I am trying to make money.
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck Israel, Palestine, fuck the world.
Like, they don't give a fuck.
They don't give a shit about any of that.
I'm convinced, like, there's these, like, there's these crazy Iran accounts that popped off in the past few days.
And I'm convinced they're Indians too.
No, they're Pakistan.
It's just India versus Pakistan.
That's it.
That's all that's left.
They're saying the craziest shit I heard.
The Iran military ones that copy the Iranian military that are like in three days or I don't know.
They're like 10 nukes inbound to Tel Aviv now.
They'll just be ominous.
Like, they'll share the nuclear emoji and they'll be like, it's coming, and everyone's getting one.
Take away.
Hold on.
Everyone.
Yeah.
No, this is all India versus Pakistan.
That's on the internet at least.
That's what's going on.
But I'm with Pakistan, honestly.
I wanna go to Pakistan so bad.
Yeah, that that rice pudding thing that they made and they offered to make us other food, but like I didn't want to uh what's the word when you say you don't want to uh you don't want to impose impose.
Yeah, I don't want to impose on them, but they they just brought out they brought out some like Turkish coffee and some rice pudding.
And I'm like, fuck, I should have gotten the other food.
Rice pudding is really good.
Yo, I just found out something, by the way.
You mentioned coffee.
You know that caffeine kills gains?
Uh that's not true.
Yes, yep.
If you're having coffee and you're on caffeine and you're lifting, you may as well not.
You're not even making any progress.
No, it's actually you literally I looked it up and it makes so much sense because the caffeine gives you a boost that's unfair.
And it's harder to lift without it, which means your muscles are being put to work more.
But I looked it up.
So I know how your YouTube got hacked.
No, no, no.
It was peer-reviewed.
I literally looked up peer-reviewed somewhere.
You clicked on one of those web MD ads on one of those sus third-party YouTube to MP4 downloading websites that says caffeine kills your games.
No, you got fucking hacked on your YouTube.
I didn't get hacked.
It was my fucking editor who got hacked.
Anyway, look, the caffeine shit is absolutely true because you were telling me that you were, I think this was like six months ago.
You were like, yo, I'm stalling with the progress.
No, I'm not stalling anymore.
I'm eating the right food and now I gain a bunch of weight.
Why did Amirio lose all his perms?
He's he has no emoji thing.
Hell.
Is that really Amirio?
Is it glitching out?
Never m uh no, I mean um
You know I eat like shit.
You know like I eat garbage every day, I just eat trash.
Deer Haz, click on this link.
I'm only saying the great Mr.
Gaines.
I'm still 175.
I have all the strength I used to have, and I eat anything I want, and I just eat trash every day.
Who's the smartest guy?
Oh, you know what the worst is?
Who's the smart guy?
Who's the idiot and the smart one?
You know, you eat all this like RFK Jr.
nonsense, healthy shit.
I eat trash every day.
I was doing bicep curls with I don't know what it is in pounds, but in kilograms it was like uh
I think it was like 22 in kilograms.
I was doing bicep curls today, and this guy's like comes up to me and he starts speaking in Russian.
I could tell he wanted to use the weights I was using.
So I was like, okay, whatever.
So I let him use the weights and then like and he sits down and he starts and he's and he's not doing bicep curls.
He takes the 22s and starts doing like a chest, what do you call it?
When you lay down and you do the chest thing with the with the dumbbells.
And he's making all the, this is my least favorite thing in the gym.
He's like, he's like, he's like spitting everywhere, making all this noise and throws the dumbbells down.
At that point, you can just have him.
I don't even want him anymore.
I hate when people do that.
Do you remember?
Do you remember the shoe incident?
At the gym.
Where I all right, let me.
What was the okay?
The story was.
I had just gotten back from Dawnbass, right?
Yeah, yeah, in Donbass.
I visited the Maxime Crivenos battalion.
I visited all these battalions.
I was in the mud, like mud, mud, really like in the mud.
A lot of like mud with my Tim's.
I had black Tims, they're beautiful.
Jackson that I paid for.
Jackson stole them from me.
He stole them.
I paid for those.
You never paid me back.
So, yeah, so Jackson expropriated them because I didn't pay him back.
But, um,.
So, anyway, they were great.
They were great.
Wait, wait, wait.
Brief caveat on this story.
Haz calls me one day and he's like, He's like, Yeah, you know those Tims that I left at your house?
He left them because he was mad at me that one time.
He left the Tims at my house and went back to America that I paid for, and he never paid me back for them.
He's like, Yeah, you could just wear those, you know.
And I'm like, Yeah, I am.
You never paid them back.
You never paid me back for those.
He's like, Oh, yeah, I guess.
Anyway, anyway, continuing the story.
Um.
I uh, these are like my only shoes now, and I'm wearing them everywhere.
They're so muddy.
It's like, you know, when you get them so muddy that it's like permanent, it's like a permanent feature.
So I had gotten back from Donbass, and the mud was permanent at this point.
It was like stuck, it was like hardened.
But it was dried, so it's okay.
It's not causing an issue.
It's dried.
But it's like a new heavy part of the shoe.
It helps work out, you know.
You lift, it helps your leg muscles because it's heavier now.
Anyway, let me continue.
So the uh so we go to the gym, we walk to the gym with my Tims on and with my clean uh dirt, dry dirt Tims that are actually clean, they're not leaving a mess, but they're very visibly dirty, that makes sense.
And a bald old Russian guy
Who was like a yuppie?
He looked like a yuppie.
He looked like a like a like um a liberal.
I don't know, maybe he wasn't, but he looked like one.
And he started like yelling at me in Russian.
You know, I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
And then I figured out that he was talking about my shoes.
He was like so angry that I walked in the gym.
He didn't work there, by the way.
He was just a regular.
And um he he like um he basically you know we we basically were like all right I'll just go clean them.
So I spent an hour fucking cleaning these shoes and it w that was actually really hard by the way.
And um then it was fine.
But
Uh after that I had to wear Are they still dirty, Jackson?
How did they ever get cleaned?
Um
Uh you cleaned 'em and then I cleaned them again 'cause you did a bad job.
Great shoes.
I was thinking of buying new ones here, but then I was like, well, I can't bring them to the gym because I asked Jackson, I was like, yo, is it normal to wear Tim's to the gym?
And he's like, that's fucking crazy.
And I was like, all right, guess not.
Guess I won't get 'em then.
Like apparently there's all these fucking rules I don't even know about.
Like, Jackson, you know, like, I'm kind of autistic.
Anytime I have, like, a question, I ask Jackson, because he's a normal one.
I'm like, yo, is it normal to, like,
You know, is it normal to wear Tim's to the gym?
And he's like, That's the worst thing, dude.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
And I'm like, Yo, okay, fuck.
I was asking.
And you know
Bro, did you see that uh did you see that chick that just blocked me on Twitter?
No.
Neo Berg.
Was it Neo Berg?
No, no, she blocked me a long time ago.
All right, let me see.
Was it Lindsay Grant?
I just po, I p I posted it.
Alright, let me see.
Why are you awake right now?
It's like fucking, what, 7 a.m.
I haven't slept in three days, basically.
What the fuck?
Really?
Yeah.
I slept for who is this woman?
I don't know.
She's.
What is she?
Is she like a Congresswoman?
What is this?
Let me read one more.
She was like some State Department.
Mark my words.
The Iranian regime is finished.
Mark my words.
You're false.
Why didn't you say India?
Mark my words.
Your boyfriends in Tehran will be meeting their 72 virgin goats shortly.
Mark my words, your husband can't believe he's fucking a goat every night.
Oh man.
Cooked.
Cooked.
Totally cooked.
Ellie Kohanim.
That's like a Douglas Spader impersonator.
By the way, do you watch are you watching the Spader report?
Every night.
It's it's so in it's actually so like um insightful.
He's gonna have me on the show next week.
No way.
He's blowing up.
His show is but he's like what averaging like what about 1.5 K right now, which is you know, it's he's getting there.
He's bigger than Bosch now.
Well, yeah, I mean, he's blowing up.
He's like the next big thing.
Um.
But I liked his analysis a lot about uh
Bricks Crypto
You did you did you uh catch that one?
Yeah, I thought it was I thought it was really insightful.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, D Douglas is just something else, you know?
Um, by the way, are they so so?
I read the IRGC statement.
They said they're going to keep doing this until Israel is no more.
Is that true?
Well, they said they're going to do it.
The official quote was, We will make Israel uninhabitable.
They said they're not going to stop until the entity is.
Hold on, let me read the paragraph to be precise.
They said oh god, I exited out.
What do you think the odds are that
What?
It's some doomer shit.
We're on too good of vibes, but I don't even want to.
Well, my fucking YouTube is gone.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah, but like that's pretty bad.
Listen, shit's out of our control.
It's not in our control.
I don't even wanna think about the Doomer shit.
Should I be panicking about that?
'Cause I kinda just
I'm not.
No, I think it'll be fine, actually.
I'm not really panicking.
It's like, whatever.
I'm honestly not worried about it.
Yeah.
But what they said is they will continue relentlessly until the elimination and complete disappearance of this artificial entity.
That's pretty hardcore.
That's pretty crazy.
That's pretty heavy metal, all right.
They're basically saying
They're gonna keep at it until it's no more.
Could you imagine that?
Yeah.
They should like uh
If anyone wants to stay in Israel, they should just allow them to, like, uh, uh like live in the bunkers permanently, I think.
They can just have they I mean, they like tunnels, you know.
They do it in New York.
Jesus Christ.
Um, look, I think that, um
I think that the they're they they want the state to to be gone.
I don't think they want to expel everyone.
You're gonna they're definitely gonna expel the settlers in the West Bank, but
Well, I mean put a mattress down in the bunkers for them.
It'll be fun.
Yeah, I don't I don't nobody even I I I heard the bunkers were were like like just to escape COVID stuff.
Uh the bunkers were to escape COVID?
COVID like regulations so they could just like travel.
Uh
Yeah, I don't know.
I mean, the bunkers I like I don't even understand the bunkers 'cause like if you have an iron dome that is so impenetrable, why do you need bunkers?
Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Not the bunkers.
No, but the bunkers, the bunkers, um.
You know, there's a show on Apple T V.
It's actually really good.
I watched it a while back.
It's called Silo.
Have you ever heard of it?
Um, no.
You liked the Fallout show, didn't you?
Yeah.
It's like people that live in like a fallout shelter.
And they're like trying to uncover the truth about like what's really going on outside.
You ever seen the Sopranos?
No, not gonna.
Oh my god, you'd literally love it.
No, well, it's too much.
It's like too long.
And it's old.
No, it's not.
I finished it.
It's old.
No, it's really good.
I've finished it in maybe like a month.
You know, I told you to watch Severance.
Did you end up doing that?
Yeah, I watched two episodes.
I hated it.
You're a fucking idiot.
Nobody likes the beginning, okay?
You gotta fucking keep going.
The beginning is slow and terrible.
You have to actually like Apple TV is the best TV there is, but it's always bad in the beginning.
But you have to have patience, but you don't fucking have patience because you're a fucking Gen Z retard.
You just told me you can't watch, you just told me you couldn't watch Soprano six seasons, six seasons, six fucking seasons.
And fucking finished for six seasons.
I finished Breaking Bad in about two months, which I think is like seven.
Start watching Apple TV.
Why don't you finish your book?
I'm trying, but my YouTube got blown up.
I literally was literally about to sit down and write.
And then my fucking YouTube was blown up.
So there's always shit that's always happening that's sabotaging me.
I swear.
There's always some new shit happening.
Yeah.
So it'll come when it comes.
Can I fucking do?
Mm-hmm.
Why the fuck are what is so funny?
Oh god.
Bro, we're waiting.
Yeah, well you keep waiting keep being patient.
Give me get give YouTube support.
Give me my fucking channel back.
We're waiting.
You know what's funny about my book?
You wanna know the funniest part about it?
When it's released.
Only five people will understand it.
Only it'll only be intelligible to five people.
And honestly, I'm only doing it for me, so I can have something to always go back to.
Everyone's going to open the book and they're going to be like, I don't get it.
I don't understand any of this.
So the book that I'm talking about.
The reason I'm taking my time is because I'm not making a retard book.
Because this is why I'm taking my time.
The reason I'm taking my time is because it's going to take like a decade for people to actually get it.
And I'm going to release it.
And the first thing people will say is, I don't get it.
And then in one decade, they'll be like, oh my God, wow.
So I'm taking my time.
I'm not in a rush.
When you were little, did you ever read that book, Clifford?
with the red dog?
Yeah, that was like for autistic people.
Why don't you just make a book like that, like a picture book?
Yeah, I could make a sleazy book like Caleb Maupin, like for retards.
That's just like, I could make one of these trashy political books for independent thinkers where it's just like, so you may have been told that, you know, freaking, you know, like Marxism is woke, but actually it's not because the woke stuff is from this Congress for Cultural Freedom.
And like, I could just make some trashy like Scott Ritter shit for like retards, for like midwit retards who will be like, this is really deep.
Like all these fucking boomers.
Like Caleb and Scarlett.
I'm going to have Vivid Prowess ghostwrite in my book.
Your I bet your book, if you make one
Um, you're not gonna take your t you if you make a book, make it like your fucking paintings or your drawings.
Don't be don't do some trashy shit where you're like,
You know, like, this is how we're going to defeat the globalists in the deep state.
The first thing is that we have to realize is that the transgender uh agenda led by the WEF and Klaus Schwab
It like to some trashy boomer nonsense.
Actually like make a beautiful work of art.
Like like your drawings.
I can't write like that though.
I just I just write fiery tweets and that's it.
And I I don't I don't have the level of intellect to write a book.
Well you don't it's not it's not well you don't have the discipline.
I could f if I if I had the discipline I could take up drawing.
I could make great drawings.
No you couldn't.
Yeah I could draw a lot of things.
N no, you couldn't, bro.
You draw some Mr.
Crab shit.
And so what?
Bro, let's be real.
You stick to the books, I'll stick to the art.
By the way, my book is understandable, but you actually have to put effort.
It's not gonna be like, it's not intentionally obscure.
It's just it's not for the lazy.
You actually have to try.
That's all I mean by why it's not gonna be easy.
A lot of people have short attention sp you know who my en my enemy is?
Is Mario Knoffal tweets that are made with AI.
AI style tweets is the ugliest form of writing in the world.
And it's like for retards who just don't even want to think and just want to like read advertisements.
Iran's response wasn't just a retaliation.
It was a full it's literally 100% AI.
It was a full Mario Nafal's tweets are all AI.
You know that?
They're all obviously, you can read it.
They're all AI.
It's going to be like my book.
That is AI is like writing wise is actually for retards.
It's like dumbing people down big time.
But but thankfully though, it's teaching Indians to use correct grammar.
If you can say teaching, it's allowing them to communicate to us with correct grammar.
But that's it.
Like the reason people sound slightly more sophisticated now is 'cause Indians are using AI to speak English or to type in English.
Um but it's actually dumbing us all down big time.
Yeah.
And um
You know do do you so what?
I is the US gonna really just allow Israel to disappear?
Well, there's uh twenty-six uh US Air Force tankers that are moving eastward somewhere right now.
To refuel them, right?
Uh and also well, yeah, but if you if you refuel if they get the refueling from the US, then they can use uh bunker busters on Iran.
What?
Right right now the missile they don't have the bun they don't have enough bunker busters, do they?
It's debatable.
Why was Rabbi Shmooli demanding for Trump's birthday?
He said.
That was pretty funny.
He was like, he was wishing Trump a happy birthday, and then he was demanding a gift.
He demanded, what did he say, 30,000 bunker busters?
Happy birthday, Trump.
All we need is 30,000 bunker busters.
When your birthday comes, I'm going to do the same thing.
Happy birthday, Jackson.
All I need right now is another pair of Tims.
It's all I need.
There's that kid.
Here's what I want for your birthday.
I'll make a list.
That kid that he spoke at like he was some like uh like Zionist kid.
What is his name's like Shabos or something?
And he's he went to Harvard or something.
And he made this video today.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't even respond to it.
He was like, he was like, he was like, Trump, just load us a B2 bobber, please.
He's like, We don't he he was like super serious.
He's like he's like, I don't want any Americans to die in this war for Israel.
All we need is for Trump to loan us a B two bomber.
And it's a list.
You gotta get a list for the.
You know, have you ever watched Harry Potter?
Yeah.
Well, you know how in the beginning, uh, whenever it was Harry's birthday, that fat kid would always like demand a gift?
Like, what are you getting me for your birthday, huh?
And like, it's always literally like Eric Cartman.
Yeah, like that fat kid from Harry Potter, that's Israel.
Whenever it's Trump's birthday or anyone's birthday, they they have to get the gift.
Did you see the the US military parade?
Uh yeah, I th you know I look everyone laughs at that, but then you know what I say?
I say
Well, the U it's not the US way to have good parades.
The the US way is to say we don't even need a we could have a retarded parade, but we'll still fuck you up.
Right.
No, bro.
No, they don't care they've they've never cared.
The US military has never cared about pomp and circumstance.
They're that's i it's like they feel like it's beneath them.
They yeah.
That's their mental their mentality is that it's beneath them to even put effort into it.
But they've never had para it's like if you're gonna do that, just don't have a parade.
Well, I don't know why I d yeah, I don't know what the point of it was, to be honest.
The best one was when they had the tanks go by and you could hear their squeaking wheels.
They're like, Well, there's I there's no way they put their latest and greatest in that parade, right?
Sponsored by Coinbase.
They didn't put their new stuff, right?
Only the old stuff?
Sponsored by Palantir.
One trillion dollar military budget, and we still have to watch the Palantir ad.
To drop the cap.
I'm convinced that US military equipment is like actual trash.
It's like all shit.
And still
If you look it up online, we didn't have hypersonic missile capability until 2025.
And if you look it up, it still says that it's like uh operational capability, like they've done tests.
Listen, our friend, I don't know if I can say him by name.
Meanwhile, Iran is dropping hypersonics every night on Iran, and North Korea has them.
Look, one of our friends told me, and I can say who it is.
He's like whatever, but it's not like he's like a sketchy guy.
But I don't know if I can say who it is.
What?
Uh, okay, and a veteran, he's a veteran, right?
He told me that.
US shit is all crap because it's just made for
Like advertisement, like to to
It's like not actually made to be good necessarily.
It's made to sell, right?
Well doesn't that make sense?
I don't know if that's true.
No, that's the truth.
They like they just make it to sell and they don't have to think in the long term if it's actually going to be like good.
I think it depends on the the item.
I think some of it's probably good.
No, it's really all bad.
It's like terrible.
I was convinced it's all shit.
I don't know.
Like what it what uh okay high Mars are are missile I'll I'll say something the missile technology the US has is pretty good, right?
Uh they don't have hypersonics, but they have some pretty gnarly bombs, right?
Pretty nasty bombs.
The Moab.
Yeah, they have some nasty bombs and missiles.
I'll give them that.
But in terms of like our like vehicles and shit, it's like kind of all shit.
Yeah.
You know, like our tanks are garbage, our vehicles are garbage.
Um, our planes are shitty as well.
I'll go ahead and say that.
I think the F sixteen is the best one we have, right?
Or is it the F fourteen?
I think it's the F sixteen.
I don't know planes that well, but I aren't they releasing a new generation of the the forty seven.
The the th the thirty five is complete garbage.
I'm sure the forty seven's gonna be garbage.
Um
And people are saying F thirty five, but didn't Iran just like knock three of those out of the sky or something?
F thirty five is a paper tiger, it's a nothing.
Guys, what's better?
Is it the twenty two or the sixteen is actually better?
Like more I heard the sixteen is actually the best one.
I heard the sixteen is like the the best one.
The twenty-two.
I don't know anything about the twenty-two.
Yeah, twenty-two is some stealth bullshit, that dumb stealth shit they talk about.
Yeah.
I heard that China gave Iran the the means to detect all the stealth bullshit.
Is that true?
Um
Uh I have no idea.
Yeah.
I wouldn't I wouldn't put it past them.
Maybe through Pakistan as well.
When we were in Yemen
Someone asked, uh, I think it was recorded, so I think I can find a say, but I I asked, or someone asked, uh
How was his name?
It was the brother of the leader, Alhouthi.
It was his brother.
Uh, I think his name is like Muhammad Abdul Malik Alhouthi, and they were like, They're like, Is Russia and China.
Supporting you with like radar systems and stuff.
Obviously, they can't just be like, Yes, they sent us this and we have it here But he was just like he was like they've been very generous Yeah, I think that's
Yeah, I mean that's kinda obvious.
Um yeah, but I'm saying if they did that for Yemen then obviously for and it makes sense for Yemen because they don't want them to accidentally target like a Chinese ship or something.
Well look if NATO is involved I'm sure Russia's gonna be interested in that, you know?
And they are and they are involved.
Did you see the coordinates got leaked of all the NATO NATO radar stations or whatever?
Yeah.
Did you see uh did you see that uh the coordinates got leaked of all the NATO uh like radar and stuff like that?
Oh, now you're doing the thing where you copy me?
I forgot what I was gonna say.
I forgot what I was gonna say.
I forgot what I was gonna say.
Too much.
Wait, what the fuck was I about to say?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's actually people don't know how shitty US equipment is.
It's actually true.
Like for o okay, all of our light arms, like uh you know, like the h like rifles and machine guns are trash.
The the the M two four nine saw is like a piece of shit that like breaks after like twenty rounds, apparently.
Um the the the the M four and the I well I heard the M four is all right, but the you know the the the the rifles these I D F chicks were making TikToks, dancing on like the skeletons of dead Palestinian babies and now they're they're trapped in a bunker somewhere screaming their heads off.
Seriously.
Uh
Yeah.
Well, I mean, um, it's I'm thinking who said Samson option?
People were talking about the Samson option.
Mm-hmm.
You'll be fine in Michigan.
What the fuck you'll be finding in fucking Russia.
Like, what are you fucking talking about?
Of course I will.
So, but what are people has anyone mentioned Samson option from Israel?
No.
They're not gonna drop a nuke.
On their allies?
No, on on Iran.
No, Samson option is when like their whole world is crumbling down s and no one's helping them so they nuke their allies.
I don't even that's what it is.
I don't believe that.
That's what it is.
No, I don't even believe that.
Sounds so funny.
Samson.
No, no, no.
Samson option is like if the U.S.
is letting them get like a set.
The Samson option is just Jeffrey Epstein and his blackmail.
That's literally it.
It's the Epstein option.
Imagine if they release all the blackmail on Lindsey Graham.
Imagine if Iran got their intelligence, HQ targeted.
Imagine if they hit Jeffrey, Little St.
James Island today.
Have Cuba do it.
Cuba can do it.
And that'd be so based.
World War Cuba occupies Little Saint James.
Samson option is when they uh if they're if Israel's getting defeated and they're gonna fall they and no one's helping them they nuke the US and like the UK and stuff.
I don't believe that I'm not that it's not a matter of you believe it.
That's what it is.
No, it's not real.
Of course it is.
You don't think they'd do that.
The Samson option is just when they're gonna nuke uh their enemies.
No, no, no, no.
It's like when they nuke India.
So they're planning they have a nuke to uh aimed at India right now.
That nuking India might, you know, make it actually nicer to go there.
Jesus Christ.
Um
Jesus Christ, I don't agree with that.
Um but um
No, what was I saying?
Um
Well at what point will they nuke Iran?
'Cause Pakistan said they're gonna fucking nuke him back.
Yeah, I'm just kidding.
Anyways.
I think you're just saying that 'cause you've been attacked by so many large
Accounts from India.
Probably right.
When's what's the biggest have you ever been ratioed by an Indian account?
Uh what?
Have you ever been ratioed by an Indian account?
Uh n no.
Remember when Rev um blamed me for the burger?
The cowburger.
Yeah.
Well he didn't blame me but they blamed me for him.
For his tweet.
All of India was at war with me, I didn't even do anything wrong.
Ah.
You know why YouTube was giving me like three hundred dollars a month?
I really kinda need it back.
You know?
You guys know Jackson's sleeping seven AM right now.
How the fuck have you not slept in three days?
Can you explain how that works?
Yo!
What the fuck, this guy?
He's not even muted.
What the fuck happened?
I'm back.
Why have you not slept in three days?
Uh 'cause I've been tweeting for three days straight.
Pretty much.
Have you seen my Twitter feed?
Yeah, I mean I th I thought those were scheduled
Uh some of them were, but most of them I'm just like I'm just not sleeping.
Well, you don't get ad revenue, right?
Uh yeah I do, but not really anything.
Yeah, because they demonetize you.
Uh no they didn't.
Well the uh companies are don't want anything to do with you.
Uh that's not how they factor it anymore.
How do they factor it?
'Cause I don't make shit.
It's based on how many uh verified followers you have.
Wow.
Yeah, my account grew.
Dastard, what's up?
It's on it's incredible.
I literally told you to do what you're doing now.
He told me, basically, guys, he told me that I should ratio and like respond to like Zionist big accounts.
And it started with Charlie Kirk, and I was like, Yeah, I'm just gonna start doing this to get more exposure.
I've always like told myself when my book is done, I'll then I'll grow.
But I I gotta grow now or else
You know, it won't even matter.
Also, how do I grow my TikTok, Jackson?
What do I have to do?
Do I have to sit and edit TikToks?
I don't edit my TikToks.
So, what do I say to the TikTok?
I don't even know what to say.
What would be good content for me to share?
You'll never believe what Iran just did.
I will never fucking make that type of content.
Bro, but I do.
And I actually get really into it 'cause like
I don't know, that's just like what I've always done.
I kinda only like either live streaming where I can directly
Talk to the masses or making you know what TikToks you could do.
What?
Like, uh,
Ugh.
Like
I don't know how to phrase this properly.
But uh
Like I saw I saw this let me just send you this TikTok.
Right.
I don't wanna like TikTok is just not a very serious plab.
I could never like do serious content on TikTok.
That's my issue.
It would have to be like, this is why I can't grow my TikTok.
I could grow my TikTok and make it really funny, but then people will say I'm not a serious person.
They'll be like, He's not serious.
I could make I could make content that would make me laugh and I could like do it, but but I'm also chairman and stuff and I'm s I'm supposed to be professional and
I I'm not allowed to have fun anymore.
God, where's this TikTok?
I can't take myself seriously on TikTok, that's the issue.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think you could do it though.
If it was light hearted, yeah.
I could make light-hearted content for sure.
Well should I?
Did you hear Visegrad say the Islamo Communist Alliance is in action?
The community noted us.
They community denoted Visigrod.
No, they commun we got community denoted as well.
On the Iran, yeah, one of our tweets, they're like, Iran killed five trillion communists, yeah.
Should get rid of that.
I only saw VZ Grod get community noted.
We need to get rid of the note on our fucking party's Twitter account.
If everyone went and just like marked it down right now, yeah, go and fucking mark it down.
What the fuck?
Why did this happen?
That's how easy it is.
Everyone just needs some.
Also, it's irrelevant.
Also, it's not even true because it was just a bunch of fucking MEK traders.
And some of the Tudor party guys that got caught were like.
Well, they they were uh accused of being foreign infiltrators, right?
Uh
Oh it's gone now, nice.
Yeah, they they they you know, they they say like, Oh, you know, they they they killed all the communists and it's like look the truth is there were not really many good communists in Iran, right?
There just weren't.
There was um
The the the MEK were traitors, they they went with Saddam.
They weren't even communists, they were like a weird cult.
And then the the Tudah party, you know, they were just kinda they were just following orders from Russia.
Which I'm not saying is, you know, bad, but
Just
Not really the best, you know?
And uh
I see.
Yeah, don't make TikToks talking like this, you'll it's not you'll get no views.
Alright, I'm gonna make a TikTok that's gonna be inside the real truth about Jackson Hinkle.
Jackson is a complete fraud.
Tulsi Gabbard created him in a lab in order to subvert the extremely popular communist movement in America in 2023, where it was so popular.
Everyone loved communism in America so much until Jackson came, then he ruined it for everyone.
Listen, make a make a TikTok.
You remember that one time you went live, you were on uh you were on like Twitch and um
What do you mean, yeah, I didn't even finish my sentence yet?
Go ahead.
Uh that one time
That one time that you were on Twitch and you were wearing that red do-rag?
You remember that?
Maybe.
And and like put some uh what's that what's that Detroit rapper you like?
Grizzly.
Yeah, put some T Grizzly in the background music and then like make a video s like acting like a Y N comparing Iran's tweets to King Vaughan.
I'll get shot.
Bro, that goes so viral.
If I do that I get shot for being opposer.
But that's actually you.
Um I I could make a lot of TikToks, but it would be so unprofessional.
That's the thing.
That's the problem.
Bro, you'd go vir you'd be like the geopolit you'd you know what you'd be like?
You'd be like the uh y you you'd be like uh you'd be like the Jackson Hinkle of YNs.
Yeah.
Jackson is really just the most white person in the world.
The last white man.
And I'm Afro Asiatic.
It's a huge cultural divide.
Really big divide.
What's that song?
I put the charger in my iPhone.
Just got out of Detroit.
Central County.
No, he said sweet things where he goes hoes get it too, they don't get left out.
Get her iPhone charger, then I dip out.
He's talking about he's talking about he sleeps over some he he hits it, you know, he's he he he spends the night with like some fat girl or something and then in the middle of the night he gets up, steals her iPhone charger and leaves.
And I keep thinking about that verse 'cause I'm like, was that all worth of iPhone charger, really?
Or or was it that he was just trying to hit?
And that was like a secondary thing where it's like, well, I'm leaving, I may as well take the iPhone charger.
You know what I mean?
Or was it all about getting the iPhone charger?
I always think about that verse in Sweet Things.
I always think about that.
He's like the Zijek of uh of of uh the rap scene.
Yeah.
Remember when you've seen that video where Zizek says that uh he's gonna have the well, I don't even wanna talk about that.
Do you do you s hear the verse by Grizzly where he's like Wendy's chicken sandwich so we're fucking Popeyes?
Which uh chicken sandwich over Popeyes?
You said Wendy's chicken sandwich over fucking Popeyes and
Mm, I don't know about that.
I think the Popeyes one is a lot better.
You know what the best chicken sandwich is?
Oh, God, you're making me miss them.
I miss Chipotle, first of all, so much.
But you know what?
I miss the absolute listen.
You are, you're basically in Canada, so you don't even know what I'm about to say.
Say raising canes 'cause we have that.
Raising canes, bros literally slaps.
We have it.
Bro, you're literally in Canada.
You don't got that shit.
We have it, and it's okay.
It's like not the best.
It's okay.
That's the sauce, the bread, the t du double buttered, double toasted Texas toast.
It's pretty good, but the the the fries are not that good.
Yeah, but the Texas toast and the sauce.
The Texas you know, that's just Michigan's got so much better food than that.
I don't even need to entertain that.
Um, raising canes is okay, it's not the best.
Now if you guys out in Canada, you you literally uh you eat like uh
I don't even know what you eat.
You find some metro Detroit area.
We have the best food in the American area.
You find some, like, uh, easily have the best food in Detroit.
In Detroit, you find like a scrap of cardboard sitting in the gutter with like some bullet holes in it, and you eat that for breakfast.
Look at this nonsense.
Look at this nonsense.
Look at this dude talking nonsense.
We got Culver's.
You don't have Culver's in your stupid fucking California bullshit.
Yeah, I went to Culver's.
That was the most ass thing I've ever tasted in my life.
You should be shot in the head for being a fucking idiot.
I was almost shot in the head just for walking on the street in Detroit, I think.
Well, you should have been.
Would have taught you to know what good food is.
Yeah.
Yeah, that that sucked.
You're not even white, you're like a fraud.
Maybe O Canonist is right and you're like Jewish or something.
You're not a white boy.
Culver is just for white people.
You're not, you don't like it.
You're not white.
You're like a you're like a a uh some kind of crypto Jew, like O'Canonist says.
My favorite food is um
I l my favorite food was Georgian food and then I uh I think that's I went to the it's not that's fair I went to listen I went to
I went to the Uzbekistan restaurant and they are like a mix between Georgia, Uyghur, eat.
And also Middle East.
It's not strictly.
I doubt that restaurant was strictly Uzbek.
I bet it was a combination.
Because all the Moscow restaurants combine everything.
Remember that Chinese restaurant we went?
How was that Chinese?
They had fucking burgers, which were very...
That burger was one of the best I ever had, by the way.
But they combine all the food from everywhere.
They have khachipuris at every.
They had a khachipuri at the Chinese place.
Are you kidding?
The Uyghur restaurant had all the Georgian.
It's all like a mix, and I love it all.
It's all great.
Moscow has the best food.
I agree.
But you're missing out on some food.
Not gonna lie.
That's just the truth.
You're missing out on Jimmy Johns.
Fuck, you know, go ask.
You gotta go ask.
They have a s did I tell you about the sandwich in Dombass?
Yeah, probably like forty times.
Did you ever ask them what restaurant that is?
Because that could that's like Jimmy John's in Russia, basically.
He's like a sh famous chef.
That guy who is like he's like the chef of a battalion.
But he's like a professional.
He owns restaurants in Moscow.
He had the he made the best sandwich I ever had.
It was so good.
And we need to figure out the restaurant.
Also, the Serbian restaurant.
Pretty good.
I mean, it's not the best, actually.
It's just like it has sentimental value, I think, right?
Did did uh
Yeah.
Like the no, no, it's good, you know, that thing where they have the um the cheese and the meat.
The cheese inside of it.
It's pretty good.
It's not bad.
Um, but it's like it's not the best by any means.
It's just like a nice place to hang out.
Um and then uh f what else?
Fuck.
You're missing out on some really good food, for real.
You're missing out on, um.
Oh.
Taco Bell.
Can't go wrong.
You just never like Taco Bell.
What the fuck?
Never liked Taco Bell.
You got to understand.
Because in California, they don't even shit inside of the bank.
You got to understand something.
I know you grew up in Canada, but in Southern California, when you're 40 minutes away from the Mexican border, you have actual real Mexican flowers.
I'm sick of this nonsense where they're like, it's not real.
I don't give a fuck.
It's actually real.
I don't give a shit if it's literally made of fucking human flesh.
It tastes good.
And I went to Mexico, like, I don't care if it every third weekend I go down to Mexico.
I'm the bones and Taco Bell are fake.
It's not.
I don't give a fuck.
They're great.
They taste great.
Anyway, remember in California, we'd always eat umami burger, right?
Remember that?
What?
Umami Burger.
And what is there?
Um A M I?
Don't know what that is.
What the fuck?
Get the f bro, are you like is this like
Has the has the have you been like brainwashed in Russia?
They erased your memory?
Bro, did they erase your memory?
We used to get this.
Listen, these burgers aren't that good.
We used to order them.
Oh my god, bro.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Listen, next time you come out here, we used to order.
How did you forget?
There's this burger place.
Yeah, I remember.
There's this.
I was just trolling you.
There's this burger place called Farsh, and it's literally maybe some of the best burgers I've ever had from a restaurant.
F-A-R-S-Fart?
Why would I eat a fart?
That's not a burger, that's disgusting.
Alright bro.
Um I the Uyghur restaurant is my favorite so far.
I mean that's the best one.
Also, the Georgian restaurant, the Georgian restaurant at the mall, super good.
Yo, listen, shut up for a second.
They have a fast food restaurant in Russia.
And if you have not seen it at this point, you're fucking lying, or you're not even like Pakistan's in the middle.
Hey, listen, listen.
It's fast food, and you go up to it.
And they have like it's like eggs.
And they you you put toppings on it, like like chipotle, but it's like a it's like a bowl with an egg.
Do you know what I'm fucking talking about?
Uh it's at Moscow.
They have it at the airport and they have it at the mall.
Pakistan Zindopod.
He doesn't fucking know what I'm talking about.
I don't know what you're talking I don't know you don't you haven't been around 'cause you're literally you don't even speak the language, you don't fucking you don't even assimilate.
That's why they hate you over there.
You're just like a fucking American walks around
refusing to adapt.
I get I I know like ten words, I get by on the other side.
You know I know more Russia than Jackson than
He lives there.
And I don't know if you're not.
Bro, I just like special I specialize in these ten words and I and I know how to deploy them for like any situation.
Sposiba.
Why don't you fucking try to pronounce it good?
Uh sposiba bolshoy.
Sposiba Bolshoi
Ugh.
Do you even know how to say no in Russian?
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
All Jackson knows how to say is sposiba Bolshoi.
That's all you know how to say.
Uh Spussy but Jackson will get in the taxi.
Literally stink it up and like hot box fart up the whole taxi.
And then he'll tip like one dollar and get out.
Spacebo Bull Shoy.
And then he gets chased by the guy's entire family.
Oh, it's never happened.
Do you know how to say I don't speak Russian?
Negavaru Poversey.
You don't even know how to say that.
What the f that's how you say it, you fucking retard.
No, it's not.
Yeah, you say What the hell?
Yannigavriu Paruski.
Alright, whatever.
Gizvini, Yanego Rupolovsky.
Do you notice sorry?
Uh you can say is Venice or you can say pajalista.
No, that means you're welcome.
Are you who talking about that?
No, no, it's like it has many meanings.
Like even if they bring you food at your table, they'll come and bring it out and they'll say pajalista.
Yeah, like you're welcome.
That's what it means.
It can be either.
You can say is Venice also means excuse me.
No, no, like I s when you say sorry, like like my bad, you say prajalista.
What are you talking about?
You can say either.
So you're saying if you step on someone's shoe, you look at them dead in the eye.
Prajalista.
Bro, how have you not gotten fucking knocked out yet?
Ed, you don't know how fucking rude that is.
You're saying
That's really fucking rude.
Look at Marshall One in your chat says yes, there's three to four different ways.
He's he's not on your side.
You say none of what he listed, Prajalista is not in there.
You don't say praj you don't say that when you've wronged someone, Jackson.
You don't say you're welcome when you fucking shit in a guy's uh salad.
Unless you want to get shot.
You shit in a guy's fucking.
What do people shit in?
You take a dump in their kitchen floor and then you say you're welcome.
What the hell is wrong with you?
Alright, bro.
And why don't you even try to pronounce things?
You g you at least try.
Alright, bro.
Salaam alaykum
You're not even assimilating.
Do you know how to say um
So so hold on hold on.
When someone talks to you in Russian, what do you say to them?
Like just to tell them you don't understand?
I I literally look at them dead in the eye and I say
I s I say I say no Russian.
I've seen that.
I've actually seen that.
That's true.
I've actually seen you do that.
That's actually true.
He'll go around.
No rush.
When I speak, Jackson goes up to people and tries to assert English upon them when they're like, someone will try to be talking to him and be like, I need you to go help me find this.
And he thinks that if he says it slow and like in a low tone, that they'll understand.
He doesn't even try to like cross the language barrier.
Y b bro, they're not like animals.
They're not like fucking Bigfoot.
They're not Yetis.
They they can communicate, you just have to try Merikonsky, no Russian.
Ja Amerikonski.
Oh, God.
Ja Amerikonski, Spacebo.
Oh my god.
Do you you don't ask me one more thing?
Uh you're just gonna disconnect.
No, I'm not.
Ask me like something I might know how to say.
All right.
Um.
Uh where can I get food?
Uh good day uh good day.
Uh I don't know how to say food.
You literally have Google Translate open and you can't even fucking say it.
No, no, no, I I don't have it open, but I do know that where is G'day?
Because like on on uh Duolingo you learn like G'day Metro.
Where's the metro?
Uh good day G'day Metro.
And um uh okay, how do you say um
Uh
I need help.
Um
Oh God.
How do you say I wish you well?
Uh
But fuck.
Bro, all I know it is in Spanish.
In Spanish it's Ayudeme, Ayudeme That's I need help.
I was talking about something else.
Um, do you know how to s yeah, you're like you're you know, like as soon as dollar hegemony falls, you're d you're done.
The only reason they put up with you in Russia is 'cause like
People still think like, Oh yeah, English is the international language, he's just a traveler and we're living in America's world still.
As soon as d dollar hegemony falls, you're gonna be strung up on the Kremlin.
You're gonna be so.
Are you the man?
You're gonna go up to someone, you're gonna step on their shoe and say you're welcome.
You're gonna step on someone's shoe and then tell them you're welcome, and then an angry mob is gonna string you up on top of the Kremlin.
You're gonna be hanging upside down.
I'll be honest, most people in Moscow they speak Russian.
I'm in English.
Um not really.
Not really true.
Bro, everyone here understands me.
No, they just pretend to.
And if they don't understand me, I just act it out with my hands and my body.
Yeah, 'cause you're putting people in a position where it's like they're supposed to know.
Even though you're in their land.
And it's kind of the opposite.
Yeah, but like uh
It's the world we live in.
They got planes.
And uh yeah, Jackson when he talks to Lavrov he's just like no no Russian no speak Russian.
Amerikonski
Nah, he speaks good English.
Oh, he does actually, doesn't he?
Yeah.
Keep creating that.
You have literally no excuse to just not be fluent by now.
You just choose not to be.
Yeah, I was thinking about that today.
I'm like, I've almost been here for a year.
I could literally have learned it by now.
I mean, you could learn it so easily, okay?
You have a girlfriend?
Do you not?
Yeah, but that's that's how you learn.
That's literally how you fucking learn.
Like, it's like so easy.
Yeah, well, I mean, you're supposed to try.
Are you kidding?
You're supposed to be like, yo, how do I say this?
How do I say, and that's like, it's so natural.
That's how you learn.
You know what I blame it on, actually?
Your laziness and arrogance.
That's what I blame.
No, I ordered this book.
Everyone told me to get that Richard Saqua guy told me to get this one Penguin Classics English-Russian book, right?
And I ordered it.
And it got like the Polish authorities, the Polish border guard seized it when it was coming from Kaliningrad, and it just never came.
Wait, what book?
What are you talking about?
So I blame it on the Polish.
Wait, wait, wait, repeat that.
I was zoned out.
What are you saying?
Uh, that Richard Saukwa guy told me to get this book.
Richard who what?
He told me to get the book.
Uh
Is Penguin Classics?
Russian language
Richard Who?
Richard Saqua.
Richard Saqua.
Who is that?
He's some uh famous Russian or British professor, but he's on the Valdi Club.
He's like friends with Putin or something.
And Poland stole the book?
Uh that's what I'm suspecting.
Oh, uh it's a Russian language course.
But yeah, Penguin Classics Russian language.
So he speaks fluent Russian, and I said, I said, look, I don't have a problem with reading Cyrillic.
I don't have a problem with the alphabet.
I don't have a problem with the vocab.
I have a problem with all the different conjugations and yeah, because you know what it is?
I'm going to just tell you the truth.
When it comes to another language, you literally just have to vibe it out.
You don't vibe.
You're thinking of it like too.
You're not like doing, you don't have the vibe.
It's like dancing.
Like, you don't get it.
You just got to not.
Just think about it.
Like, imagine you were like living your whole life.
Would you say some dumbass shit like Spa Siba?
Is that how you would say it if you were actually vibing it out?
So my mom's from the South.
If you were saying it with your soul, would you say it that way?
If you say it with your soul?
Would you like be like would you be like, oh, the conjugations?
No, you just got to fucking like vibe it out.
Like that's how they, that's how they say it.
Like that's, that's how they, that's how they get it across, you know?
It's like, it's like almost like brain rot.
Every language is like brain rot.
You know what brain rot is?
Like tralla leilo, tralla la, and tung tung tung sahur and stuff.
It's like, it just makes sense.
You don't don't overthink it.
It's just like you're overthinking it too much.
Like, that's just the vibe.
That's just like what it that's just like how they do it.
And like, once you get that, that's like a dream-like, unconscious state of just like, that's just how it is.
You stop overthinking it, and you're like, oh, yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I'm saying that.
Like, bro, you know, babies.
Don't know how to talk, and then like they just go and they just do that for like nine months or like a year, and then randomly they just start talking because they're vibing it out for so long.
That's why.
When they're vibing it out, they're like looking and they're like, Oh, that's what it means.
Like, they're trying to like vibe it out, you know, and you're not doing that.
You're like trying to fucking like create mathematical formulas like an autistic person.
Oh.
Yeah.
Lingwang wooli willi wooli watcha, ling wang woo ling wangu.
Ling wang wuli woolli wooli wacha ling wangu.
Yeah, you gotta like imitate the sounds and the vibe.
You don't do that.
I don't know why you don't do that.
I don't know.
My brain doesn't work like that.
Sposiba, no Russian.
Okay.
Bro, if you were ever captured by like Azov, you know what you know what Jackson would do?
He would like put his hands forward, he'd be like, talk.
We talk.
No violence.
Talk.
He'd be like he'd be like, Gun away.
No gun.
Talk Make Peace Trump
I got some more drug at the Trump.
That is like the most tarded way of saying that.
It's like every time you're talking and you're trying to say talk in Russian, you're like.
You're like making a point that this is such a foreign word and like making you're like well, this is how they say it, I guess.
Moya Droog Trump like you're complaining that it's like a different word for
These things.
Mm-hmm.
It's like a protest in every vowel.
In every utterance, it's like a protest.
And you just have to say it.
Like y do you listen to Russian music?
Of course not.
No, I listen to World of T-shirts.
The fuck is that?
Bro, bro, are you listening to the stream right now?
There's a song, it's really good.
But it's uh it was playing everywhere when I was in Russia and then I forgot it.
Well, open the stream and listen to this.
Uh
I'm not banned from going to Italy.
Yeah, that's like a banger in Russia, right?
They're playing it everywhere.
Do you remember that?
Shut the fuck up!
Literally, shut up!
Do you remember that song?
Uh bro, I live in Russia, I hear that song all the time.
It's like playing all the time, everywhere.
I am in Kremlin.
I listen to that song all time.
Bro, let me, there is such a scenic There is such a scenic moment.
Let me tell you something.
When we were in Russia, so Jackson had this driver, right?
It's like a he's got a driver, and it's like some mafia ass shit, you know?
And it's like the morning, and we're like, we're both suited up.
We're getting ready for like some interview.
And he's like driving us through the underpass.
It's so like scenic in Moscow.
And this is what's playing.
Yeah.
We were just both, me and Jackson were looking out the window, like, just like thinking.
Both in suits in Moscow.
He's got this, like.
Driver.
I can't hear it.
London scammer.
Oh, I love that song.
you're like think of moscow this is playing listen i can't hear it i'm a london scammer yeah i see it i want it i cook it and that's the brando pirates whipping this camera started cooking it's so it was that was like so scenic they should make a movie of us honestly like during that london scammer i was i was i was uh i was like thinking about some deep too i'm a london scammer We're both like con we were both very contemplative and it was like very scenic.
In it us in it in it.
We create movie scenes.
I'm a London scammer.
Great, great like thrillers.
We don't even record it.
I'm a London scammer.
I'm a London scammer.
You get the new bricks.
When I was at the London airport, I um when I was in the London airport, I was I had my AirPods in.
I hadn't gotten any sleep.
And I was like, I gotta like fit into this country somehow.
Like, what would be my vibe if I was here?
So I started listening to that shit, and I was like, I'd be one of those motherfuckers.
Oh, they should drop.
They should drop.
I'd be one of those people with track suits who's like getting up to no good.
I'm a London scammer.
They should drop your fucking AirPods on Israel right now.
That's basically a nuke.
Those nuts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You guys know Jackson threw my AirPods away?
No, I have a lot of people.
He literally took them and he fucking threw them away for no fucking reason.
He's like, I'm gonna clean, I'm gonna clean my I was gone.
I was gone.
I was gone, and he's like, I'm gonna clean up my apartment.
He takes my fucking AirPods, he slams them in the trash, and he fucking burns them, incinerates them.
Why'd you do that?
These AirPods are so disgusting.
I put them in a plastic bag in a safe in my room that I never use.
Where did you find my AirPods?
Because I had to buy, I bought new AirPods.
Because he threw him away.
Where'd you find him?
Um, where you s where you were sleeping in that old apartment on the in the couch.
Yeah.
I miss that couch.
Jackson's couch is more comfortable than my mattress.
That couch, I would sleep like a baby on it.
And it's more comfortable than the mattress I have right now.
It is the most comfortable in the world.
And once you sit on it, you can't get up.
It's like ultimate laziness.
I'm a London couch.
Can you get me the did you get the brand of that couch?
I'm gonna fucking buy one and get one here.
Did you get the brand?
Nah, of course he didn't.
Every time I asked Jackson for a favor, he doesn't he doesn't remember.
I told him before you get out of that fucking apartment, get the tag and get the brand of that couch because it's literally the most brilliant piece of furniture in the world and he didn't do it 'cause he's a fucking retard.
I'm a London scamber.
If you came back to the US would you live in LA again?
No.
Miami
Mm.
YouTube got back to me!
They're idiots.
They're telling me my deleg my delegate account is still um disabled.
Okay.
I'm a London scammer.
Pakistan's in the bad, Pakistan's in the bad, Pakistan's in the bad.
Bro, why do they do this?
Why are they fucking like torturing wasting my time like this?
They took so long to respond, and they're confused.
What the fuck?
I'm a London scammer, Pakistan's in the bud I'm a London scammer, Pakistan's in the bud.
I'm a scam of Lond London.
I'm a scammer of London.
I'm a picky blinder.
Christ.
Um
That's a good song.
What's the other song?
They have another song.
They have another song.
They have another song that.
Okay.
What was the other song?
What was the other song?
This fucking guy.
Shoot him in the head.
Guy's such a piece of shit.
Can't stand this guy.
Literally a fucking piece of shit.
Let's come back.
Like the stones in the bug.
Can't believe Tulsi Gabbard.
Started all this.
How does it how does it feel to be on t the the 'cause Tulsi's the Puppeteer, or is it Helga LaRouche, which one?
Well, considering Tulsi is the grand puppeteer, I don't know how she feels about my Pakistan Zindamont.
Jackson.
It can't be
You can't be well well apparently um you think I heard Tulsi and Helga Helga LaRouche are the same woman.
Did you hear that?
Aloha, have you considered the implications of Pakistan Zindabad?
Have you thought about how that might harm?
Aloha.
This is a serious, serious, critical matter for the national security of our Nama's stay in our country.
Oh, Welcome to Brixton, that's the song.
Welcome to Brixton with a m that's the song.
Welcome to Brixton.
I'm a London scammer.
They're made by different artists.
Similar genre.
Welcome to Brexit.
I'm in the party with Barbies and Drillers.
The kickback mad on the
How's the how I'm not gonna say his name, but how's the driver guy doing?
Yeah, he's good.
He's good.
I like that guy.
He's a good guy.
Um
Uh, what do you think about Jolani?
Is he your is it do you think Jolani will interview you?
Bro, I think me, Jolani, Mario Nopfall and Javier Millay should all get in a room.
Four microphones and just go at it.
And what about Lex Friedman?
He has to be there.
Lex Friedman will get him there.
Ah Lex Friedman will be there and then um
And then uh s uh God Sod.
God Sod.
He'll be there too.
He has to be there.
'Cause he's a real intellectual.
We'll get Constantine Kissing.
You gotta get the real intellectuals in in the room.
Okay, get God Sod and um.
Michael Knowles.
Yeah, Michael Knowles.
That guy's so smart, right?
He's like a genius, right?
And then, uh, um, Lex Friedman, obviously, for the true intellectuals and, um,
Ertis Yarvin.
Curtis Yarvin.
Curtis Yarvin.
I attended Stanford and I got an insight into the underpinnings of
Our democracy.
And I realized that this was not working according to how it should be.
And you know, you have the hobbits and the dark elves, and you have the elves and the orcs and the arabs.
And, you know, I would say that this Jackson Hinkle guy.
Going to Harvard and Stanford and reading the Times,
I read a curious column about a certain Jackson Hinkel.
And this Jackson Hinkle guy
He's well
For lack of a better word.
He's an elf, but he's not quite a dark elf.
Jackson, would you like to become a dark elf?
Pakistan Zinda Bah.
Would you like to become a dark elf?
I see it, I wanna I click it.
It appears you are not taking my request to take you to it appears you are not taking my request to visit the island of Vardenfell seriously.
Will you become a dark elf or not?
Bro, Iran.
Will you be a high elf?
Bro, Iran really be on some 2021 King Vaughan shoot right now.
Yo, have you ever been to Shadenhall?
Yeah.
You ever been to Leiwin?
E
You ever been to uh Balmora?
Thank you.
Yo, you ever you ever heard of Balmora?
Like a vacation spot.
I'm not even kidding.
You ever heard of Belmora?
Yeah, I'm a London scammer.
Yo, I'm not even joking.
Have you ever heard of that?
Yeah, I'm a London scammer.
I see can you shut up, shut up.
Have you ever heard of Balmora?
Alright, you're not taking this seriously.
They're not taking it seriously.
Um, you're not taking it seriously, you know.
It's like
You're the type of person that goes to vacation to Falkreath or something.
You know, you go to Falkreath or like Riften, and you think you know what true.
You know, uh Bro, did you hear Joshua Block can't go to Italy anymore?
What the hell happened to the Falmer?
Do you know what that is?
You hear the Prime Minister of Italy uh banned Joshua Bloch.
Did you the Dwemer disappeared?
He makes four hundred thousand dollars a year.
Joshua Block.
Who's that?
He got banned from Italy.
For what?
The Prime Minister called
Who gives a shit?
He called he called when he was on the Matan Evans show.
He got banned on the show?
Yeah, the Prime Minister of Italy called.
Can you answer just one question?
Uh as long as that has nothing to do with the fry by or anything.
What?
Fly by No.
What does it have to do with Argonians?
Bro, just put the fries in the bag.
No, I I'm serious.
Like, the fucking black marsh is not good enough.
Bro, just put the put the put the words on the paper of your book.
That's just so khajik coded.
That's just so high elf coded.
Bro, if you, bro, if you were in nern, you would be a fucking Thalmor.
1000% Thalmor coded.
It's giving Thalmor.
It's giving Thalmor.
It's giving Thalmor, you know?
This dude is giving Thal more, you know?
It's given the Sidgic order.
That's me.
Um
Anyway.
Yeah.
What the hell happened to ureal septum?
What the hell happened?
No one knows.
Just disappeared.
Have you heard yo, I just want
Have you heard of the High Elves?
I see a I wanna click it.
I'm a London scammer.
Well, you know what's crazy?
By the nines.
That's funny.
Anyway, go ahead.
Uh did you see the uh
Did you see that the Soneke brothers from Twin Tours finally broke 30 at Germantown mini golf course?
What?
Yeah, they did it.
Who brun who made a golf course?
No, no, no.
The Soneki brothers, they finally broke thirty.
They did the breaking thirty challenge and they.
Do you care about golf?
You watch golf?
It's bad enough to play it, but you watch it?
Only mini golf, bro.
You watch it?
What the fuck?
They broke thirty.
You realize when J D Pawn happens you're gonna be like shot in the head?
And and they're gonna play golf with your head.
You know that, right?
Yeah.
We're all gonna be playing golf with
But we're gonna be dead.
Uh
Bro, did you see the the the boom?
Uh thing with Iran, like the striking, and it's like the family.
We get the boom.
That's what we do.
We get the boom.
Yeah, I almost posted that, but I literally started those because I posted those f when uh uh when did I start?
I posted those uh.
I think I posted those during like Operation True Promise 1 and 2.
And then I was like, I was like, oh, that's a really good one because they did the green screen with them on top of the missiles.
But then I got so pissed off that someone stole my idea and I'm like, fuck it.
It's not cool anymore.
I'm not posting it.
That family is like one guy who did something really embarrassing and then he just made his whole family do it too.
Because he's like, we're just going to get as many people as we can to do the boom dance.
And that way it won't be embarrassing anymore because everyone's doing it.
We're going to get it.
The goal is to get everyone to do it.
So it's no longer there's a stigma, you know?
That's why like all these latest videos he does, there's like twenty people like doing that dance.
We get the boom That's what we do, we get the boom.
Anyway, go ahead.
Um
Uh
Are you uh are you a Mr.
Greedy hater?
Uh do you eat ice cream in Russia?
Are you a Mr.
Greedy hater?
I don't know what the fuck that means, alright?
Bro, you don't even know.
What the fuck?
I don't even know what the fuck that is.
You don't even Mr.
Greedy?
Mozamel?
Mr.
Greedy?
Mozabel?
Mr.
Greedy?
What the fuck is that?
When I grow up, I will be great pumpy soldier and defeat the I gave my life for Pakistan.
Mr.
Greedy, Mose Mel.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Moonsimal winner
Indian dudes who compete with their life What?
Well Mr.
Greedy Everyone says he's a cheater, but he's not.
Compete what do you mean compete with their life?
Mr.
Greedy Musemel.
Bro just look on Mr.
Greedy right now on on Twitter.
I'm not doing that.
Look up Mr.
Greedy Moozimel.
YouTube Moosey takes literally five hours to respond and I'm being blamed for uh something like like my my your g your Google delicate account.
How is it my account?
It's not my account.
I'm a landed uh
Yeah.
They're gonna Can you call YouTube and tell them to get their shit together?
I'm a deadly scammer.
I'm a deadly scammer.
Ashatouche sounds like the Tamriel god.
He's a Daedric entity.
Ashatush.
That's really Daedric.
He's a Daedra.
He's like a Morrowind Daidra.
Ashatush.
What the hell?
I'm a Delhi scammer.
Your grandma, I call her.
He's one of the nine.
Mister Greedy, Moosey Male
Bye, Jalista.
Uh
So
When are you going to visit um New Zealand?
Pakistan Zindabad, Pakistan Zindabad.
You know where I'm never gonna go my whole life?
Uh India.
Uh no, Australia.
I'll never go there.
No, I mean I'll never go there.
Why?
There'll never be a reason for me to be in Australia ever.
Does Drew Pavlo live in New Zealand or Australia?
Um, he's a Greek guy who lives in Australia.
Like a star and Zinderbad.
God fuck all these like
Bro, it is funny that it's Indians running the Israeli accounts and Pakistanis running the Iranian accounts, but like it'll be like it'll be like five hours after any missiles are launched from Iran, and they'll be like next barrage incoming.
And there's no missiles in they just like are tweeting out random shit throughout the day.
Countdown to nuclear in five hours.
They'll just write, it'll be nothing going on, and they'll just like put out a tweet that says like three, two, one, and then like a rocket emoji.
And then a nuke, a nuke emoji.
They start threatening random countries.
France, say goodbye.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know what's the craziest thing?
You know what's the craziest thing about them?
The okay.
So all those fake Iran accounts, they literally, I knew this was fake the moment I saw it.
They started this is how this is how crazy it's gotten.
There was a video of an Iranian general speaking today doing an interview, and they did a fake subtitles that said that Pakistan was ready to nuke Israel or something if Iran gets threatened.
And it got to be such a major international story that the Pakistani defense minister had to come out and say, I never said that.
They're gonna nuke them getting heated.
The interesting thing though about Pakistan, I looked it up, their uh their nuclear doctrine is strategic ambiguity, so they have no they have no real nuclear doctrine, so they can do whatever they want.
They gave North Korea nukes all I need to know to be on their side.
You'd you'd love that uh
That Pakistani senator guy I've gotten to know.
He's the chair of the chair of the Pakistan-China alliance.
He's got his own institute for it.
And then he's the chair of the defense committee.
And also, he's like, I don't think he's friends with the Taliban, but he's always saying how they should unite with the Taliban or they should have relations with them.
But he also loves North Korea.
That's so cool.
He's one of us.
He's red.
He loves China the most.
He's like the most hardcore China-Pakistani guy.
That's all of them.
Nah, but he's like he's like got his he started his own uh institute for it years ago, like Pakistan China relations, some institute.
And he like led the fight for uniting with China.
Oh, that's so cool.
Uh mushaheed Hussein Syed.
You know what I love about Pakistan is that they don't they literally don't give a shit about Shia, Sunni, anything.
Like, they don't give a fuck.
Means nothing to them.
Only the ones in London care about that.
In Pakistan, they like don't give a fuck, right?
Like politically, they don't care.
I'm sure like okay, I mean like I'm sure in some village someone cares but like politically like no one gives a fuck right.
Geopolitics wise.
Yeah, no, they don't care.
I'm gonna dip.
All right.
See you later.
Face.
Bye-bye.
Alright, guys, this stream is like too long, and yeah, I gotta go to bed.
Um, so yeah, I'm just waiting for YouTube to like stop fucking around.
Um pfft.
And
Yeah, they're it's a back and forth.
They're confused, for sure.
Um but hopefully
Let me check again.
It's like this nonsense investigation.
See, if I was Linus Tech Tips, they would have restored it already.
Linus Tech Tips got it back like the same night, right away.
It's fucking crazy when this happened to him.
And, you know, it's like yeah, but for me, you know, it's they're gonna take their time 'cause I'm not important to them, you know.
I I guys, I gotta go to bed.
I'm sorry.
I'll see you guys tomorrow or Tuesday.
But great news.
Overall, honestly.
Yeah, bye-bye.
See you guys, bye-bye.