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All right guys what the fuck just happened?

It does it...

Does the Masad not want the Nattufian pill to be exposed?

Is that what's going on here?

Is the Nattufian pill too strong?

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I'm not going to end the stream right away. We're going to do it. We're doing his plans, so don't worry, right? But there is an

interesting connection between Palestinians and Yemenis that very, very ancient and

you know, it's worth pointing out, right? I I not sure what about this image froze my

stream labs but it did and here we are and yeah but there is a Nettufian connection I've been I've been put

at this to put it to put it to put it mildly I've been researching quite a lot I think you

think I peaked the audio I don't I don't think that would lead street.

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stream labs to, uh, my compressor is very heavy so don't, I don't think that should do anything

because stream labs is not where most of my microphone settings are. I have a separate

app to actually manage my microphone settings, this is why I sound so good. So I don't think that's the case.

D.D. space, maybe, maybe. I usually only do spaces when there's a debate though, that's the thing.

But, yes, we're going to continue covering Yemen.

And I don't know, the fishermen got me, guys.

I'm going to just start like a meme where like,

fishermen are the primordial enemy of,

because I've been reading about these fishing tribes and I'm not a big fan of them, honestly.

And, you know, the fishermen, they'll get me.

This is my new schizo conspiracy theory, right?

The Fishmen.

It's all about Fishmen, okay? And there's a Lovecraft theme like the In's mouth, Fish people.

I'm not going to make a distinction, but let's just put it this way. The Fisherman got me, okay? Can you expand? I don't get it. I promise you nobody understands this inside joke because this is just like

something related to my research that I haven't shared with anyone so it's literally a one man inside joke that only

actually infrared showrunners know about it and some

artists you know about it because i've been kind of pestering them about it to like

because it's driving me a little crazy and i need answers

but uh... the fish men is the enemy of infrared that's all i'm gonna say

the fishermen got me

and they're gonna get their revenge they don't want they don't want us to know about

the nattufians

anyway uh...

we've got interesting AI art.

So if you saw that cartoon video where it was talking about the like that's actually

what's going on. They're actually straight up parking these ships

next to each other and just like collecting them

like Pokemon

they're actually no it has nothing to do with Venezuela it's it's

i can't explain the Fisher thing right the fish

pill is that the fish fishing people invented slavery and are like extremely

violent and psycho violent cannibals for some reason I don't understand why though

but anyway look at this.

No, not even the Greeks, before the Greeks. And actually this is what gave rise to Greece and it is...

See, I'm gonna... I'm gonna be writing about it. All right? I'm not spoiling this shit because then someone's going to take my ideas.

Just no fishermen are a thing, all right? But anyway, the aside, forget about fishermen right now.

This is a big hot topic. Um... on that's okay.

Yeah, okay, that's not a... Okay.

Okay.

The good thing I'm being ambiguous, you know.

All right, well, this is the thing, all right?

This is what's going on in Yemen.

So they're taking the ships and they're parking them.

This is a really good parking job by the way.

I first of all, how do they know how to

You either just winging it?

Like how do they even know how to steer these big-ass ships today?

They're just winging it?

Oh, they're probably making the captain do it.

All right.

You know, I'm not an expert when it comes to these kinds of ships,

but wouldn't this damage it severely to the point where it would not be...

First of all, no one's recovering this ship.

But how are they going to get this ship?

Like when it's over and they're like, okay, you can have this...

Are they just taking the ship forever or is it just hostage?

I think they're straight up just taking these ships forever like for all eternity

they're gonna cut it down for scrap that That's what I think too. And to put, these are really expensive ships.

And I support them totally, I'm just saying.

That's a fucking cruise. Okay, that's so cool, dude. But you know what, it's not cool, like all the people on it. That's fucking a lot. I hope it's an empty cruise, because that'd be based. Imagine having an empty cruise ship all to yourself. I would straight up just live there.

If I was Yemeni and I saw this big empty cruise ship, that's my house. That's my new house.

You park it right up there. That's fine. Park it right up there. I'll climb on board and what about food?

Uber Eats motherfucker they have drones now all right?

Uber Eats can deliver drones.

How will you make money? Easy I'll fucking film a YouTube vlog series day and a life of living on a

fucking cruise ship on land and it'll get like millions of it's easy

There's nothing this is such a solid plan

But no this would honestly this would be the life

And there's something so appealing about I don't know why this is but there's something so appealing about the idea of living on a ship but on land.

It's always been a dream of mine. You know like those pirate ships that got repurposed into like houses and like cartoons and movies

There's something about that. I just really like that idea and I'll be close to the sea

But I'll live on it and that's a really cool idea you know most of the fantasies about space travel come from actually wanting to live on ships on the sea and yeah houseboat yeah it's actually I'm a, I'm not a fisherman.

Not a fisherman.

Fisherman don't really have big boats.

Actually, fishermen tend to have small boats,

and they tend to just collect fish at banks and farm them pretty much.

Well, they don't farm, they enslave people to farm them.

And they just kind of, you know, like do human sacrifices and shit and get really fat from fish fat.

It's just very gross.

I don't like it.

And you say, oh, that's racist. I don't like it and you say oh that's racist I don't care these

these 5,000 BC in Europe these fishing people slaughtered the incoming Neolithic farmers not only did they torture them and kill everyone and then

kidnap the young women and rape them they also ate them they literally ate

them and you know what there's someone's got to do something about it because

yeah not even joking.

Now everyone's getting mad at these people.

Nobody even knows what I'm talking about. People are getting mad.

Damn these fish people!

Fuck them! Damn fishermen!

Guys I'm memeing, but there is some relevance to what I'm saying.

Unless none of my research bears out for this thing and then I won't include any of it,

but it seems like I've got a pretty solid lead actually.

I'm becoming kind of manic and obsessed with it a little.

Anyway, yeah, that's that. But, uh...

Fisher misogynist... well, yeah, anyway, uh, the fishermen, you gotta be low key or or else they're going to get you.

All right, that's all I got to say.

The fishermen are not happy about what the Yemenis are doing.

The Yemenis are a mountainous people and they're kind of,

they're waging war on fishermen.

And the fishermen are not happy about it and you got to be careful.

Yami Yami.

Yami. Blackpack.

Huh, interesting.

You know what?

They're actually I don't know about that. Don't know about that.

You know I have I've heard a lot of interesting things interesting ideas about like how

so-called Indo-European and Semitic speaking groups all originated in Anatolia and have a common origin in Anatolia and then just split off, but I don't know if that's true.

There's a lot of things that I am not gonna I'm not

really gonna get into that much I don't think I'm getting into that a lot because I

don't actually think the Indo-European invasions were as significant as people hyped them up to be from being...

I mean they were obviously very significant, but I don't think that's what created like antiquity, you know, that's all I'm trying to say and that's not that's not

the magic element that gets us from you know Mesopotamia to antiquity and or Persia to

antiquity and antiquity ancient Greece,

that's a much more mysterious thing,

which I actually am going to cover.

But anyway, it's the same thing.

What do you think they spread?

The needle... No, the whole thing about the farmers being enslaved and all this...

It's such a... it's bullshit. This is like Baps, nonsense. There's no...

It's not, it's not solid, trust me. It's not solid. The, trust me, the my lead about the

fishermen is crazy. The fish thing is like fucking crazy, all right?

The whole BAP meme of Indo-Europeans coming and like, uh like some stupid Nazi nonsense which might have been true for old Europe a little bit even even then not really but for the

Middle East it wasn't true because in the Middle East

there were Semitic nomads that preceded the Hittites

by a very long time so that it's not very relevant

but the fish thing is like a fucking nuke all right I'll tell you that the fish thing is like big

It's fucking big you know the fish thing is

guys the the Indo-Europeans were not those kinds of the hitsites and all them, those weren't bad.

Those were not assholes.

And no, they weren't like raping and pillaging and killing everyone as Bap says.

That's not what happened at all.

But the fishermen, that's where you have problems, all right?

The fishermen are where all the psycho shit comes from. I'm trying to figure out why that is, right?

Eureganists, you're getting very close, but I'm not spoiling or jinxing anything I'm writing.

But the Indo-Europeans, those are not the bad guys.

The bad guys were the fucking sea peoples and the fishing people, okay?

The fishermen are the biggest assholes of all history.

Just under the villains of history are fishermen. Put it that way. I'm making, you guys,

know, you notice something I do, guys. I just make random ops for no reason. Like there's, like there's a modern fisherman or someone who's like in a fisherman family.

Hey, Haas, what is it? I just Sabine Hozenfender, the Greek nation, and it's not even justified why I make these ops it's just memes.

But the meme you'll see the grain of truth behind the meme I'll tell you that I'll tell you that I'll tell you that much okay but but

guys if anyone steals my fucking idea behead them I'm just kidding that's a

fucking joke but harass them until the end of days.

Stalk them. May they never have peace. Resounding from the rooftops, they stole this

fucking idea from me. record this and clip this.

May God be my witness.

Anyway, but my theory may be wrong, but I'm just trying to, I'm trying to, I'm trying to, uh,

figure out some things.

That's really the best I could say. I'm trying to really figure out some things

about fish,

because I'm very confused.

And yeah... because I'm very confused and yeah. Anyway. Let's continue. A guy named Jake from Allstate 2008 just to...

2008 just followed me.

I'm not talking about Atlantisism versus Eurasianism,

by the way.

What I'm saying is way more complicated.

I'm not talking about that, so keep that in mind.

I'm talking about something very very very

very much more specific and mysterious

but anyway yes the hothies are on the march, the fishermen are upset.

Watch someone be, I bet you anything, someone's going to be like,

infrared invented a new code word for Jews, fishermen, even though like how does that even make sense?

But they'll just say that anyway because, you know,

because any vague, like, um, any vague conspiracy is always about Jews, right? It's a dog whistle.

But yeah, I want to show you guys something about the American Civil War that's coming, you know?

Because there's that too.

This is a movie about the U.S.

By the way, I'm just going to be real with you guys. A civil war in America is happening.

Now A24, you can make a fictional movie about this.

Oh, it's just a movie. No, it's actually going to happen. This isn't just a movie, right? It's actually going to happen this isn't just a movie right it's

actually going to happen don't ask me when but it will happen and a lot of you

know a lot of what these people in power do I think maybe I'm being paranoid

but they do something called they jinx it there's some

wisdom to this where like history can never proceed exactly as you predict it right

it always has to surprise you so if you make a movie about a US Civil War, it's not going to happen. Why? Because we were all expecting it to happen.

Because the things we worry about are not the things that actually happen.

You understand? But here's the thing. Yeah, Civil War is still gonna happen. It's just not gonna happen in the way this movie predicts.

Still gonna happen. You're not gonna prevent it, okay?

So yeah, there's nothing you can do. By the way guys if I'm gonna be There's a there's many if I'm gonna be

there's a there's many movies I want to watch

I want to watch this movie okay I want to watch this movie uh uh-uh

let me be fucking clear about that this movie looks a lot of fun and I want to watch it and I really am excited for it

The United States Army ramps up activity

White has issued warnings to the Western and there's another movie I'm excited for which is really retarded and I'm going to explain why it's retarded but I really want to see it anyway

But I'm going to show it to you after this

Forces as well as the Florida Alliance

The three term president assures the uprising will be dealt with swiftly.

Let me know if you want to try anything on.

I guess it's like a pretty huge civil war going on all across America.

We just try to stay out with what we see on the news seems like it's for the best.

Ah, you try to stay out? What do you mean? with what we see on the news seems like it's for the best?

You try to stay out? What do you mean?

Citizens of America, the so-called Western forces of Texas and California. Everyone's asking like, how do Texas and California unite?

And this movie is taking my ideas from me.

Remember guys when I showed you a map of where the American Liberation Army is gonna to come from. I showed you a map and they're

straight up stealing my ideas.

I've suffered a very great defeat at the hands of the United States military.

Mr President, do you regret the use of airstrikes against American citizens?

You're moving to DC today.

You need to go down there.

They shoot journalists on site in the Capitol.

Every instinct in he says this is death.

What if?

Every time I survived the war zone,

I thought I was sending a warning home.

Don't do that.

But here we are.

There's some kind of misunderstanding here.

What?

We're American, okay?

Okay.

What kind of American are you?

See this is like a... Oh my God, where Americans are so divided that he's gonna have to ask.

What kind of a... Dude, if there was a civil war going on, nobody would be like, oh, I'm American. This guy would, in reality, he would be like,

dude, there's a civil war going on. That's not, what is that even supposed to fucking mean?

This is not China invading America. It's not, this is not Canada invading us, you know?

It's just a stupid thing to say.

It's not like a deep point the directors are making here.

It's like really retarded, actually.

You don't know? Why don't you just say whatever? actually.

You don't know? Why don't you just say whatever faction he's part of you

fucking retard journalist?

Well, my principals are shut up.

Then get shot and shut up and stop crying. No, don't shoot.

Then start lying, dude.

Just say you're part of the general butt naked,

the general but naked, what are those stupid figurines called? I just ruined my joke.

The general but naked, the big head figurines, the redder is like funco pops I'm part of the general but naked naked funco pop's

i'm part of the general but naked funco pop division and uh... that's all you have to say

all right? The Western Boys will reach the White House on July 4th.

Oh my God.

Get in the fall!

Move, move, move!

Dude, fuck you for thinking this is the movie.

This is not a movie. This is straight up just real life, all right?

Like, they're making it seem like this is like the day after tomorrow.

What if this happened? Motherfucker, what do you mean? What if? It is happening. It's not a what if it's stupid

You're gonna hang back

They're trying to like overly fictionalize this very probable scenario. That's the issue they're trying to like overly fictionalize this very probable scenario. That's the issue.

They're trying to like overly fictionalize a relatively probable scenario, you know?

Blackbag, what's up?

Said he was American but didn't have a gun?

Lull know what side he's won.

True.

I feel like this is what, this is how, by the way, you want to know how California joins

with Texas, I'll tell you.

So in California

the crackheads begin sent to become sentient so right now the crack heads are just

in the state with and chasing you down the sidewalk not really do anything, right? But one day, the crackhead, one crackhead starts going, Hey, we're my pop tarts!

And he actually starts like...

And then they all kind of look,

because it's not out of the ordinary for them to say shit like that, right?

But then he goes,

We have a pop tart

we need a pop tart's we need the pop tart and it's actually a logical

chain of succession from where's my pop tart's to we need to get the pop tart's

and this is an anthropological revolution and then all

the crackheads are yeah we're the pop-tarts and they all start converging in

mass numbers and the crackhead warlord confederation begins and in five years the

crackheads are having turf wars and battles and then the crackhead

Californian Empire begins and the Texans they're not fans ofheads, but they are willing to make a temporary

alliance with the crackheads to overthrow a common entity.

Because the crackheads don't like the U.S. government anymore.

Why?

Because the whole pop-tart question. I don't know ask them it's not they don't they don't actually

really have a coherent reason but you know they're willing to fight anyone pretty much

with liberty and Justice for home.

Go, go, go, go,

God bless America.

Yeah, I took a photo in front of this.

Balic authority.

Phalic authority.

Took a photo in front of this giant obelisk,

representing my future reign over America which if I am ever in power in America just

know I will not be a president I will actually be an extremely authoritarian

dictator I don't plan on being in power in America. I just

just know that if I am, they're not going to say like, oh this is Haas, the

graceful, they're going to be like this was like the ruthless cruel tyrant Haas who

reigned for five years and then finally we got rid of them but but in

those five years I clean the slate and then people in the future will hate me

but it's okay I can you want you I can be bad guy. You know I'll save America the cruel tyrant

Taz that's what I would be a cruel tyrant.

Anyway In I'm Max I didn't even know A24 is that serious, but okay I want to show you guys some retarded

that shit that was some retarded that shit but

so there's a few movies I want to watch that I can't because I'm fucking working overtime but as soon as I'm done I'm gonna watch them but this is what I'm

looking forward to it's not coming out anytime soon but I want to tell you I'm a big fan of the Godzilla franchise

I really want to see the new Godzilla. I really want to see it. What is it called? Godzilla

Minus zero something like that

They're making a live action death stranding, no fucking shot.

I didn't know that.

That sounds interesting.

But the new Godzilla, I want to see it minus one. I want to see it really bad.

I just don't have, I want to see it with my dad too. I told my dad we're going to see it when I'm finished.

Writing. So I have every incentive to like wrap this up guys. Just trust me, I'm cooking. I'm really cooking.

Thank you, Laddo, I appreciate you. And unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to see that movie until I finish. I can't do anything

Can't watch any movies can't have any fun

But it's okay because you know what it's worth it? Latto

Oh

I want to show you some retarded though. Let me show you this. For most of human civilization of our

on the surface of our planet.

They're making it like transformers now. Dude, you know what, the

Godzilla universe used to be very cool and it used to be very eloquent.

Used to be very like it's like a hyper object it's an it's an it's an deep ecological

thing it's just I used to consider them very deep

a very brilliant movies and then god's over is kong it took put the silliness up by a notch, but then this completely destroys it and I'll explain why.

First of all, what is this? I'm seeing this and I'm going to like it but

why is King Kong wearing armor bursting from the pyramids?

I don't know but these movies have gone full retard that's all I could say.

They've gone full retard

King of the monsters is legit one of my favorite movies of the 2010s I consider it beautiful just the the I don't care about the story it's just like the visually

it's just a beautiful mothra so beautiful in the water. I love that scene

I really remember that scene a lot I made a huge impression on me

Found it very eloquent and tasteful and rep it was it was ecological it was the hyper object the The monsters were hyper objects, right? That, they're no longer that, and I'll explain why.

What else were we wrong about?

Welcome to my world. This is...

Wont you come on in.

This world has more secrets.

Then we could...

I look, this is stupid, but I still want to see it.

It still looks cool.

Miracles I can.

Still recommend you.

Now it then. Now and then.

Oh.

It's okay.

It's okay.

There's a baby now.

Is that?

That's not con. What could have done this?

I like the lore.

This seems interesting to me. I like the lore.

Why does he have blue eyes? They're trying to say something?

The BAP Arian Step Step Arians who created the

This is super cool like the whole ancient civilization angle yeah call it retarded I

don't care it's cool to me I want to see this I'm interested I'm fully

invested in the Godzilla universe like I love it a lot I even want to watch the TV show and this seems really cool

Oh and they're gonna connect it to the that's why he was at the pyramids because it's all

connected because it's all connected.

Carl can't stop this on his own.

He won't be allowed. God, so this. I think the CGI has gone down a little.

The CGI has gone down a little. I can't even make this sound.

the sound.

Not very intimidating, I'm going to be honest, not very intimidating. I'm going to be honest not very intimidating

The best parts coming up. I'll show you why they ruined the whole thing You're going to go. So I went from these hyper objects depicting an immense level of scale, the smallness of man, these

huge personifications of these grand ecological objects and cycles of nature, overwhelming us in their scale of both time and space,

walking very slow, just very big and destroying, waste to cities and and now they're

sprinting side by side like like this is fucking rush hour and is Jackie Chan

and fucking Chris Rock and they're rushing and they're rushing running together.

You see how they fucking ruined it?

You see how they fucking, what is this?

They're running together?

First of all, first of all, when has Godzilla ever

sprinted? How can he sprint he's too big?

Why would he sprint? It looks stupid. Why are they making him so anthropomorphic?

You may as well have them sprinting with a fucking gun too, like, yeah, give him a fucking like M16 or some shit too or I don't fucking know.

This looks like a, you know how they ruined this fucking series? The original Godzilla's was just some Japanese guy in a costume, right? This is all CGI, but it looks even more like a Japanese guy in a costume running than the ones from like the 50s. It literally looks like a guy in a suit running.

And moreover, he's running next to side by...

What happened to these being like forces of nature that are...

like forces of nature? And and yeah maybe King Kong and

Godzilla can have a dynamic but it's just this kind of pattern very subtle but

they're straight up like teaming up as buddies now like side by side like this and I

really disapprove of it and I think this is the destruction of the monster

versus they call it like this is the end it's literally over it's so over.

They've literally destroyed it.

They've destroyed the entire thing forever.

There's no coming back from this.

Why I loved these movies and I've always defended them.

I loved King of the Monsters.

It was my favorite one by the way.

But this, even I who gives these movies every pass cannot defend this.

I just can't defend this.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know where Godzilla learned to sprint from.

I don't know why this giant lizard is friends with a

gorilla like on such an intimate level where they're sprinting together. It's just

an insult to the scale that Godzilla is meant to depict.

And that's kind of why I want to see the new movie, the Japanese movie,

Minus One, because I heard it's much more respectful of the concept of Godzilla as a force of destruction of overwhelming

scale. But I'm still going to see this dumbass movie and you want to know why because I don't

ever go to the fucking movies because nothing is tolerable. I literally can't tolerate anything at the theaters anymore and you know I have to

tolerate something I have to look forward to something so I will be seeing

this but it's really... guys it's not even, you're saying, oh, it's like Avengers.

Yeah, but that's not why it's stupid.

If these were humans, yeah, you could say it's Avengers.

This is way more stupid than the

fucking Avengers are, all right? This is a giant reptilian beast who used to

have like a seismic significance, like it used to be compared to an earthquake like a

tremor right running alongside King Kong as though he was a human-scaled anthropomorphic superhero. That's what's

really fucking stupid about it. It's just indefensible and this is the 100% the work

of the fishmen. This is 1000% the work of the fishmen. This is 1,000% the work of the fishmen. This is who did this.

Why else would this happen? If not the fishmen added again, the fishermen doing that back on their bullshit.

The fishermen are back on their bullshit.

That's exactly what's going...

Guys, you want to start confusing our enemies?

All right, any time someone has beef with us, just call them a fish.

Straight up, call them a fish.

Be like you dumb bitch-ass fish, fuck you you fish-ass bitch.

Call people fishy and shit.

Like when somebody says something

anti-human just be like this shit a little bit fishy this shit a little bit fishy

just we're gonna have our new a new inside joke right we have a fish whistle

yeah then you stop interfering in land-based matters. That's so true. You fucking fish, start calling people fishes. Start doing this and let's start hearing their theories

about what it means. They're like, this is a code word for Jews. They're like, this is a code

word for gay people. They're gonna be like, this is a code word for, I don't know.

Yeah, y'all smell that.

Y'all smell that.

Y'all smell that.

Classic Fisherman response. Classic Fisherman response. That's the best one. Classic Fisherman response. Yeah, this is going to be our new

Efler. Straight up. We got to do something about these Fishermen. These Fishermen, they're up to no good.

Straight up.

These fishermen are up to no good.

Yo!

Isn't there a fucking account on Twitter?

That's like a pro-Ukraine, uh, Libtard, who's like with Nafo, who's got that fish as a profile

picture? Dude, is something going on?

Is something going on?

What is going on? Real fishermen activities.

There's some straight up fishermen. This saying ain't right. This shit is fishy.

Fish is always the Jesus stuff.

Actually, I think there's something going on with that related to debt forgiveness.

Because honestly the fish are not the problem, it's the fishermen when you think.

But anyway, I'm not going to get into it.

We're not, we're not going to stop

the something smell in here all right something smell and it is smell something

you all smell that that's gonna be the best one. You all smell that? You all smell that.

Watch us say that and then we're going to say that and then the Indians are, what are you saying about me?

No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just

I'm very racist. I'm very racist, right? I mean, y'all smell that?

Nah.

But Indians don't fish, or may, I think they do actually.

I don't know.

I haven't studied it.

Yeah, that fucking fish is their profile picture.

But I think this is the work of Fisherman, this this

abominable scene right here.

This is classic fisherman tactics.

Welcome to my world.

Is that a mini-col?

The fish is the, it's like fishermen is the worst insult will ever

in salt will ever give anyone.

And no one will, even you guys don't know why. If only I do. I like. I like the...

All right, what was that I missed?

Oh, I like the baby monkey. I like the baby gorilla. I

I'll watch this. I'll watch this. Yeah it looks stupid. Yeah it does but I like it

anyway. So that's me reacting to that trailer. Oh my

God there's more monkey business about I will watch this one too. Well watch this one too.

more monkey business.

When I sleep, I see strange things.

Memories.

Not memories.

Not memories.

No things.

No things.

I see everything.

I don't think people appreciate how fucking retarded these movies are.

Like people watch it and they just think this is like, oh what if is it?

Dude, do you have to understand how retarded these movies are? Like, yeah, it's straight

up talking monkeys. Oh, but we're talking monkeys. No, we're not, all right? This is stupid. There's like Arangutan. This is too far.

It's on a horse too?

Like, okay, if you want to know how stupid these movies are?

Imagine if the animals were like ducks. If you want to know how stupid these movies are,

Imagine if the animals were like ducks, and it was ducks on a horse and...

Like that's literally how stupid this shit is.

It is not everything. This is so fucking stupid.

I don't even think I'm gonna watch this.

I'm not gonna.

I'm doing a Christian boycott of his dumb Darwinian nonsense film

saying that we came from these monkeys no thanks I'm not I'm not

buying this propaganda it's stupid what is that why do people think that.

Why do people think this is like smart or acceptable to depict? It's really stupid.

Planet of the Apes, by the way, it's always been retarded.

It's always been

extremely retarded.

What if the monkeys was smart?

Then they wouldn't fucking look like that you retard.

Like it's basic licenccoism if they were if they were human they

wouldn't look like beasts they would they would have less hair and you know

they would they wouldn't have these proportions they would have different

proportions because they're not on all fours anymore they wouldn't have these proportions they would have different proportions

because they're not on all fours anymore

so they wouldn't they just wouldn't look like this anymore

all right i don't know. What a wonderful day!

wonderful day!

This is what atheists

This is what atheists actually believe. These were Atheist be like these were the first humans

I'm just gonna keep reacting to trailers because I'm actually curious about these

but I only react to the ones fall out the TV show I'm gonna give you my take on this I'll give you my take on this

I'll give you my take on this Yep, I'm not liking it.

I'm not liking it.

How do I explain to Retards who make movies about video games that when you translate a video game into a film,

you can't use the same assets from the game.

It looks extremely unrealistic.

It looks like comic.

It doesn't look, you need to adapt to the uniforms. you need to adapt how the vault looks you

need to change all of it to fit a cinematic context when you just take video game

assets and make them into costumes they don't look fucking realistic why because

video games were not made to look this realistic. Why? Because video games were not made to look this

realistic. They can't. Their technology's never been there, right? So unless you're

dealing with like an Unreal Engine 5 thing, I mean even then it looks uncanny, God of war the latest one looks very realistic

But if they made a God of war film that wasn't CGI it would look very uncanny

Because you see these kinds of costumes only look good within the context of the

plasticity of the animation of a CGI video game but in the real rugged world it

doesn't and never trans the colors don't none of it translates well so if you want to

actually have a fallout TV show you you need to have completely reimagined

assets that are not faithful to how it looked in the show completely.

You need to just, these uniforms shouldn't look like this.

You need to just be like, I'll take the script from the games and that's it.

And start from scratch how you design these things. Don't just turn

fucking animated CGI video game props into a fucking movie props. It looks

stupid right? Re-imagine everything for the cinematic context,

and that way it's going to look good, right?

But nobody's going to listen to me because there are a bunch of fat glasses wearing

stubborn retards who make these things,

and they think they're no-it-all-alls even though I'm the expert on this topic

all right so anyway let's continue I know that I've lived a relatively comfortable life

it doesn't look realistic I'm just gonna. It doesn't. It looks like they're

wearing a costume. That's what this looks like. It looks like a

fucking costume. There's I would I cannot and see a sci-fi film is trying to

convince you that this is the possible world, right?

I could never imagine, and even in a sci-fi alternate universe, people wearing this

stupid costume, I could never imagine it, therefore, you know, come up with something that actually seems. Like, this should not be blue.

First of all, it shouldn't have so much folds like this. It should, maybe they just don't have a budget. It shouldn't look like this. It looks bad

looks like a costume from Halloween USA.

You know what this is like? This is like that HALO TV show they did where

Masters chief looks like a fucking cardboard looks like a cardboard costume and

it looks like shit

and it's just low budget slop trash to sell these retarded subscriptions.

This looks like a YouTube movie.

This looks like the quality of like a fucking Yutuber making a fan film. That's what this looks like. It looks like shit.

This looks like a youtubers take on

Total shit.

You need to go home. total shit.

You need to go home.

Fault dwellers are an endangered species. That looks really stupid.

I do not think you would be willing to do what it takes to survive up here.

Anything with Todd Howard in it now, just know it's going to be shit.

Starfield, the most retarded game of all time

the most unforgivably retarded game of all time

was Starfield

i don't even know how Todd howard shows his face in public

he is such a pretentious retard doesn't even know what he's

fucking doing, and I'm going on a rant about fucking Todd Howard. Todd Howard is

a fraud. He has no creative vision and none of his input is what made those

games good. Do you want to know why the Elder Scrolls was so good from the first

one all the way up to oblivion? Do you want to know the and skyrim was just meat

riding oblivion's creative innovations and I'm sick of pretending otherwise you

want to know why what's his name I'm gonna get his name? I'm going to get his name so I make sure.

Okay, so there was an Elder Schools writer named Michael Kirkbride,

okay? Michael Kirkbride, video game designer, writer, and artist who worked on Redguard, Marwin, and oblivion.

Michael Kirkbride has a vast encyclopedic knowledge of the occult and esoteric stuff.

Gnosticism, alchemy, he's a very weird guy

into all of those different things.

And he was the writer for the series

and had a huge role in like telling the stories and designing and all this kind of stuff and

that's what gave the Elder Scrolls the magic that it had because he dude he like had these crazy ways of like importing Gnostic ideas and occult

ideas into the story and it was very deep and it was very rich and that's what made it

so interesting right

oblivion story is really spooky dude it's so interesting how spooky it is

it's not spooky it's very ominous and creepy man Mancar Cameron and his cult,

super compellingly disturbing, right?

When you go to Paradise, Man Car Cameron's Paradise and he gives that speech,

which is from Gnosticism by the way.

I like how Tamriel is actually a plane of oblivion.

There's something really like disturbing about the idea that that's the case that the world is false and it's all a painting. It's a big theme

and oblivion by the way of paintings. But, um, and then when you're in

mancar Cameron's Paradise and it's like, oh, I thought this was a Paradise,

people are getting tortured and like it looks so beautiful and lush and there's

something so uncanny about it right this there's something very like creative

and kind of even deep about that right I mean oblivion was like there was

such a mystery and aura to the game where oblivion was like there was such a mystery and aura to the game

where oblivion felt like it was like 15 times bigger than it was

when you walk around an oblivion walking around these forests

your mind fills in the blanks and the world seems like 15 times bigger than it is because you're like

there's so much depth here because of the lore right it's really because the

lore and the writing the writing was very good for oblivion really good like mysteriously good for such a cheap game with its like NPC mechanics when you

like put it this way I'd be walking on the road in oblivion I talked to a

fucking nPC cuz he says like the weirdest most ominous

love crafty and shit I've ever heard and he just keeps walking away and

like that gets me thinking about the nature of this world and it's really

interesting right the world of oblivion very good game Now everyone loves to praise

Skyram, but Skyram was actually kind of shit and I'll tell you why.

First of all, all of the great things about Skyram was just oblivion, put in a snowy

environment, and technologically advanced. To whatever extent that

Skyram was a good game, it was because of the foundation laid by

oblivion and nothing else. But when you actually assess the merits of

Skyram's storytelling by itself, it was extremely cheap and shitty

The whole thing about Dragons and time and dragon time

Was just cheap sci-fi if everyone hated Starfield's whole thing about like

Oh alternate universes, yes,

Skyram was doing the same dumb shit.

It was transitioning from a dark occult fantasy into this stupid nonsense about

sci-fi alternate dimensions right and

uh... fallout goes even worse in the direction of cheap pop sci-fi with like

oh are our our Android's human or is it or what's going on or where the institute is

fucking stupid right

uh... and this is all because Todd Howard's a retard who fucking ruins these

games

you know i actually went on a rant once i was like man children room video games and it's true

and i'm being a manchild right now by

complaining about it because ultimately ultimately they're not for

adults that's the truth they're not for adults but uh but I'm just gonna still be a little ass heard about it because I liked oblivion and I just think Todd Howard is not as talented as he thinks he is. I think that Michael Kirkbride was really the

champion who made those games what they were, but you know what? Who cares, right?

If you insist on staying, then you will have... Again this this this this this looks... this doesn't look like a TV show. This looks like an

iPhone recording of a pedophile that you found at night who's saying this. It doesn't even

look like it's a movie. It just looks like your iPhone found a pedophile at night.

I have to adapt.

This is a really stupid costume that you know what a bunch of

creditors are going to soyface over her like,

Oh yeah, yeah, shut up.

Uh-huh.

I saw you at Comic-Con.

This whole shit looks like a comic-con fan-made movie.

I don't want to sleep tomorrow.

This looks really stupid and fake.

Really bad.

Oh, unless I see.

Yeah, not another dumb costume.

This, this looks really stupid.

This looks like a video game ad.

This just looks like a cheap cardboard, just like Master Chief in the TV series.

Looks really bad. Looks like shit.

Tomorrow, so they...

Do you see the fucking problem now that they're using Halloween, USA props what is this now do you see the

problem is no one going to point this out am I the only one going to point this out

to model so they say.

That looks like shit.

Oh, that looks worse.

Yeah, guys, this is totally a chopped off hand.

Look at how realistic it looks.

Literally a fucking prop from Halloween USA.

I wrote, so they say...

You know what, this looks like a Bollywood porno is what it looks like the...

This looks like the this is looks like a this looks like a

Bollywood porno shot in 2040 P which is just a virus it's not even like

something you would click on intentionally. It's a virus.

This looks like a virus.

All right? This looks like a virus pop up that pops up on your screen

and destroys your computer. That's what this looks like.

It's really bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is just really not a good looking.

Yeah, it looks like a crazy frog music video from 2001.

A bright new sun will suddenly...

Yeah, when he screams like that, it's great acting and the costume fits really well.

Looks really...

Dude, all this shit... This is, dude, make a good TV show, don't just make a TV show for like,

Reddit gamer fans to...

Oh, that's, that's the same costume we play in the game.

No, I mean look, you might have something there if you make a script roughly based on

fallout and turn it into a TV show. But to actually like have lore accurate costumes in real life,

looks really stupid.

This looks like an I. G. Ho posting a

fucking Instagram cosplay. That's what this looks like. This doesn't this looks like

an Instagram post of a gamer girl, e-girl from on...

This looks like a twitch girl posting a fucking Instagram.

But I don't... You know what, I rest my case. I rest my case I rest my case I really just I'm starting to rest my case I

Really just I'm starting to rest my case. I mean

Do you know what does anyone want to defend this Is there anyone in the world who will defend this?

This just looks really bad.

All right? Again, this is an Instagram post and on the top left it says comic con 2010 and it's a nice picture

shot on the iPhone of someone's comic con costume. This looks really bad. This looks really bad.

And now, you so why do you support the writer's strike?

Because now they're done striking and this is what they're doing now.

That's why.

Who decided to fucking make it look like this?

I'm not even saying you need a super high budget. If anything

you can get away with a lot more by not being... Don't make it look exactly

like the game. It looks really stupid.

Unless I see it.

Dude this is just like a, you know what this is like a group of like manchildren making a

YouTube series together who are fans of Fallout.

Yeah this literally looks like he bought this from Todd Howard's website as merch for

Fallout 4. That's how bad it looks.

And grab the moldy one. Is that monster is supposed to convince me that this will be a good show?

Is that supposed to convince me of anything?

Because it looks really fucking stupid.

You know, this scene isn't the... yeah yeah these things make it the worst this

want to be the worst scene ever in any other context but it's it's just really

stupid overall Oh! Oh, that's why this is such cheap, shitty garbage quality, almost like you're ordering something

for $10 off of Amazon, which is literally what this is.

That's why it's so cheap and shitty,

because it's on Amazon Prime, which means it's free with ads,

which means it's literally,

Amazon lets anything on. They allow on on Amazon Prime.

It's so bad, go on it if you don't believe me.

The quality, I have, I haven't, I haven't finished them,

but I've clicked on

sci-fi movies on Amazon Prime that are so

fucking shit quality poor budget

concept I would call them concept films by amateur film

A guy from Bangalore India who wanted to make a film but even

Bollywood wouldn't allow it it's so bad what they allow on Amazon and

now everything makes sense it's just a shitty cheap insult to everyone's time and

how much got 16 million views. I so badly want this show to be good. You think

this show has even a tiny percent chance of being good? Are you

fucking retarded?

All right, I've seen enough. Is there anything else I should see? Let's look at the video game awards. What did I miss?

Did I miss anything?

The game awards? Monster Hunter.

Check it out.

This is like for Switching,

Check it out.

This is like for Switch, isn't it so it's going to look like shit.

Okay, not gonna play it. Okay, not gonna play it.

Uh, uh.

There's a new no-man sky.

Yeah, let's do... Yo, I'll take on! There's a new no-man sky

Yo, I'll take on what's up man. Let's go

Holy shit. Thank you brother

Change oh

Here we go. This, this looks like no man sky.

Oh, is it a medieval game? This guy this looks just like no man sky I'm a female river. I'm not going to lie. I kind of fuck with this I'm not going to lie.

I kind of like the vibe it seems cozy. It's like Minecraft.

And you can ride birds and shit.

I like the song

the song honestly

all right you got me sold on the dragons I like dragons to ride dragons you got me

sold

all right where do I buy it I'll buy it right now I'm just kidding I'll buy'll buy it in like two years when it's on sale.

I'll probably never have time to play this with all the things coming up on just on my immediate

schedule I do not foresee a future where I have time to play this. But I will say it

looks very cool. Good song too.

Realization grew on me as quickly as it takes your hands

a wonderful time.

Good song too, I like the song.

Okay, this is cool. What is this?

This is cool. I like this. It's like Eldon Ring.

All right this, you got rabbit minions and shit. This is kind of fishermen activity, I'm not going to lie.

They're like enslaving the rabbits.

Kind of fishermen acts. You gotta be careful with that.

This might be a fisherman-backed game. I don't know

There's something to it kind of fisher kind of fishy.

Yo, what was that? That's kind of cool. There was a giant. That's pretty cool!

I like this. I like the dragons and shit. I kind of fuck with it. This is like everything I wanted from Elder Scrolls and Minecraft combined.

This is going to be the title, right?

All right, it looks pretty cool. I'm not going to lie. It looks pretty cool. It looks pretty cool. You know?

I don't care about Last of Us. Exoborn master, that looks boring as fuck.

I don't know, is there anything else? Eh nothing else is catching my eye.

I'm going to be catching my eye.

Yaku's, I don't go to a fuck about it.

I, alright, last thing, uh, Kung Fu Panda 2 is kind of a big deal, I'm not going to line.

Rated T.

I was abducted by the...

There's a fucking avatar game now.

It was an ad. There's a fucking avatar game now.

It was an ad. What's important?

Oh God, Kung Fu Panda 2, all right.

It's a big, uh, it's a big thing going on.

So we're gonna Kung Fu Panda four.

It's not two, it's four.

It's time to take the next step on your journey. I'm not going to be the

dragon warrior anymore. You will advance the spiritual leader of the Valley of

peace. Inter peace. Yo, this is the, this movie's gonna be a scyop against China. It's gonna be like some Falun Gong, Hong Kong.

Pro- Taiwan separatist shit, just watch.

I'll explain.

Let me see.

Okay, they're, oh, I don't know what this is.

He is fighting the fish, so this might not be that bad.

This is some, he is doing counter fish activities.

There's a good message in the beginning, I'll just say that. Counter-Fishing activities.

With peas, in a sesame soy glaze.

This is not working at all. Thailand, big fan.

Hi, what's going on?

This is an emperor or empress, dressed as an emperor,

aka Chinese sovereignty, aka the Communist Party.

This whole film's going to be fighting Chinese sovereignty.

That's what it is.

I want to crack the code for the fucking Saiop.

As the Kung Fu of every master villain.

No one will dare question my power.

Not even the great dragon warrior.

This is like Changchaishek.

Who's that?

The most powerful shape.

Shifting sorceress, the chameleon. Who's that the most powerful shape?

Shifting sorceress, the Camillion. How do I find this the chameleon?

I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.

Yeah,

I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.

Yeah,

against the... It was against an army.

All right, rebelling against the fucking sovereign of China. Interesting.

They will just have to get an army of our own.

What is this place?

The best crooks and criminals live here.

All right, so they're doing free Hong Kong.

I already told you.

It's a Hong Kong city state where they're recruiting criminals,

aka the triad, to overthrow the government in a regime change operation.

All right? I knew this film would be a sigh up and now my

suspicions are confirmed all right?

One in criminal? You sound surprised is it surprising. Now you kids be careful of those fireworks.

You just know there's some stupid ass kids that think that's funny.

You know, if you have kids or you have nephews right

if they ever laugh at that you know look at them be like if they ever laugh at that you know look at them be like

if they ever laugh at some stupid shit like

stupid ass kid that stupid shit is funny. You know it ain't. It's not funny at all.

Why should we help you? We can take down the chameleon together. Being the dragon warrior, it's who I am.

What do I know about being a spiritual leader?

What is it you're holding?

A cookie?

You were chosen to become something more than you already are.

Oh, I'll lose that. How do we do this? Why is he fighting the symbol of China? Why is he fighting dragons the symbol of China?

And painless? Or slow and painful and painful. Oh, all the five-year-olds.

You've got the whole squad laughing.

And the whole squad is in elementary school school bus.

Ah, even even 10-year-olds think it's stupid. Dude, I'm a grown man and I'm gonna just sit here and be like,

this movie sucks, it's for babies.

And it's only like a cartoon like actually meant for children

but I'm gonna be like the quartering and be like no it's not just for children

I can critique this woke media has gone way too far and I have the right to critique this movie.

As a grown man, I am just my dollar is worth any seven-year-olds.

Therefore, this movie's just as much about me as it is children.

And I have to say Kung Fu Panda has gone woke and the

West has fallen. I cannot believe that Kung Fu Panda had the audacity to make

the decisions that it did impacting my viewing experience.

And yes, I will be reserving 10 seats and if a five-year-old starts crying that they wanted those seats, too bad, I am an American citizen citizen and I live in a free country not

communist China and I am just as much entitled to watch this movie as any child

is this is about me and it's for my feelings to feel good, not just children.

You finally met you.

I'm the cornering.

You're mad.

And this is woke cinema gone too far.

This movie is about me and my experience. I can't believe what they did to

Kung Fu Panda. As a Kung Fu Panda fan I am really disappointed in what they've done to my movie.

This is worse than 9-11.

This is like the dragon.

This is like the dragon. This is sovereignty.

We're not so different. Huh? You and I.

Oh, there's a new Aquaman. I want to watch that. See you guys, Aquaman? I'm going to tell you guys,

there's some... The Fisherman. But something's going on.

On.

Something's going on.

Aquaman One was pretty good, but these are Chinese films straight up they're made for China they're made

by the Chinese so I approve them another one was the megalodon which was also a huge

hit in china I'm just kidding guys don don't take the Fisherman's shit too seriously.

But the Meg 2, I actually watched it was really good and it was made by China for China, right?

And that's how you know these films are good and they get my seal of approval but okay how do I

put a fucking twist on this the Chinese are making sea-based films to draw

attention to the fishermen not to endorse them they're trying to draw attention to the

issue of fishermen not endorse them.

Not endorse them.

There's a big difference.

James went all out on this one.

He pushes himself in every movie.

It is James tapping into that incredible scary movie filmmaker side of his mind.

It takes us into James's roots coming out of the Ghost and Horror World.

It's also the throwback to the DC Comics.

I really want to embrace the retroestaesthetic. The Lost Kingdom is from

thousands of years ago. It really allowed me to go back to the...

Actually if you watch Meg II, the villains are fishermen. The fishermen are the villains in Meg too.

Yeah and Black Manta's a fisherman. Because you know what the fishermen are not

the ones who live in the sea or even on sea, the fishermen are the ones who live on

coasts in Aquaman Black Manta is a coastal fisherman

And the Meg too the fishermen are the enemy so you know what these are anti-Fishermen propaganda which is good

We're fighting the war against the fish.

Of the comic book and bring top road back in a bigger way.

That's an octopus, not a fish.

Octopi are not bad.

Octopi are not bad.

They're allies in our war because they eat fish as well.

James has quickly become the O.G.

You know for me with this world that he's created.

This looks so cool.

When does this come out?

He really plays with a lot of different worlds and

the trailer or what?

I'm in a one fun adventure.

It is epic and operatic with the incredible.

Yeah, I'll watch this fucking garbage.

Tools that you just can't find.

Look, it's visually very nice.

So that's why I'm going to watch it.

Anywhere else.

Yo, what happened to DC?

I like Zack Snyder's whole universe.

I liked Ben Affleck as Batman.

I wanted to see something.

I love Man of Steel.

I love Batman versus Superman. I love Justice League, the

Snyder Cut. I didn't watch the, I fast forwarded through the flash and it was legit

the shittiest film. I can't even say it's the shittiest film

i can't even say it's the shittiest film i watched this year i watched a lot of bad

films

but it might be the shittiest film that was released this year

could say that

really bad movie such Such a unique, fantastic experience.

All right, well, okay, there's something fishy about this film, but I'll watch it anyway, all right?

Uh, I think that it anyway, all right?

Uh, I think that's it guys.

What is if?

There's a movie called If with Ryan Reynolds. What is it? What is it? What is this? It's literally fucking pedophile. She is the I promise. Did she even see you? She was about to.

What are you doing? Yip-bip-bip-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h Hi.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. This is just so exciting.

What is happening?

Well, that's perfectly understandable question given numb.

I'm an if, get it, imaginary?

As the quartering, this film is for me, made for me,

and I will go there chomping on my popcorn. I'm gonna, you know it's the quartering because I'm gonna order the chicken tenders

and all the shit at the movie theater you're not supposed to order

but it's just on the menu just to, you know, for... I'm gonna get everything and

I'll be rating this movie as a movie critic all right?

Our kids grew up so we need new ones. You could save all of us.

All of whom and don't say ifs.

Let him say it or I think his head may actually explode.

Fine.

Ifs, thank you.

You're ready for this? Thank you.

ready for this?

There's no telling me.

There's no telling who's behind that door today.

We have to help them.

Yes, we do. And no one see them?

What?

No one can, well, first of all, what is this?

This is in the woke bind virus. virus.

All right, now it's getting a little silly, right?

What is, what is, is this Larry David?

Oh, you have to believe to see them.

Oh, you have to believe to see them.

Not gonna ask he again, put some pants on, you're freaking everyone else. I'm starting to see why I live alone.

Starting to see why I live alone.

She!

Don't uh...

Why is there a bear?

Don't look him in the eye.

Which one?

You know damn well which one.

Thanks for...

Which eye?

I don't know which I.

For doing this.

It really means a whole lot.

I...

I... I...

Uh...

I... This is on my for you.

This is on my for you.

Call me Exparagus. Tell them to bring out the lobster.

He He ha ha.

Tell them to bring out the lobster.

Oh right, look at these baby.

Tell them to bring out the lobster. Sir

Sir,

Sir,

tell them to bring all the lobster. Why is he sir?

God,

He's like he's... God, life, there's roadblocks.

Don't let nothing stop you.

Can we stop.

And shrimp shi-mai,

and then half of them have chirvy on the aisle.

Have you ever played? And then half of them have chirvy on the phone? Shirp shirp shim lir-shirmai.

Have you ever played rugby?

Roses or red.

Violence are blue.

Yo. Let's go to the beach.

That was it.

Let's go swimming.

Let's go golfing.

Tell them to bring the y'all out.

This is called what? That's just avocado. This is called what?

That's just avocado.

This is called what?

Chicken sausage.

This is called what?

This is called what?

And what is this?

And what is this?

And what is this?

And what is this?

And what is this?

Sunday morning.

Sunday morning.

Sunday brunch.

Sunday breakfast.

Sunday breakfast. All right, we, I would just...

That's our cue to end the stream guys.

That's our cue to end the stream guys.

Watch out for the Fishman, okay?

Because they're watching us.

That's all I could say. for the fishman okay because they're watching us watch out for the fishman because they're

watching us all right that's all I could say anyway guys

see you later