ALL MY ENEMIES WILL BE DEFEATED [2021-09-01]

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gaga stop being a drama queen

honestly

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thank you adam

you

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if you shoot a bow and arrow at me in

the middle of battle

you will be banned for the duration of

the battle simple as that

okay i didn't think i was gonna have to

talk about this but i'm gonna talk about

it

you the chat

[ __ ] up

you the chat [ __ ] up

let me tell you guys how pathetic you

are

because you are genuinely like

the most pathetic chat i've ever seen

i literally can't even believe it i'm

still in shock of how pathetic you are

so guys chat i'm gonna i just want to

let you know something

there is no woman on twitch who will

ever give you a [ __ ] chance so when

you go side with these egirls against me

you're not you're not getting their

attention thank you melina appreciate

you so much

thank you

you're not getting their attention

you're just siding with her chat against

me you're not siding with her she

doesn't give a [ __ ] about you she'll

never know who you are she don't give a

[ __ ] about you you're siding with her

mods and her community a foreign army

against me and all you're doing is

making it so that you lose my respect

and i remember all of you who were doing

that [ __ ] you lost my respect she will

never notice you i promise you she will

never notice you but all you have done

is shame the guerrilla army

forever

no gaga and you gaga

you literally have no notion of context

okay you're always trying to be hermione

granger

even if you're right even if you're

right on the technicality that actually

it's that the people call the vulva the

vagina it's a common

thing whatever just like how when people

refer to penis they also imply the balls

is that technically correct no

but that is the sex

that is the difference in the biological

female anatomy okay

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no because what okay then what you do

when you do that

and banned as a mod you bandwagon with

the stupid chat and by the way the only

reason the chat is siding with the

e-girls because chat thinks the e girl

is gonna notice them which will never

happen by the way

um

you just ruin

you just make me look stupid you make me

look bad you make me lose face and you

bring dishonor to me

i didn't say anything worse than what

other chatters were saying

and why do you think i'm talking about

chat right now

the other chatters

are i will never look at chat the same

way again

you guys i am literally shocked i will

never ever look at you guys again the

same way

i am unbelievably shocked

thank you bunny mocha

you bunny mocha

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i'm not

i don't look at you all the same way no

more

i don't see you all the same way you all

look desperate to me

yeah i used to think my chat was full of

og sigma mails but now it seems y'all

are super thirsty super desperate the

minute there's any egirl you flip like a

dime and you join the uh the e girls

mods and her chat against me

unbelievable unbelievable

unbelievable

unfucking believable

we have a very beta mailchat a very beta

mail chat unbelievably beta mail

okay for those of you who stood ground

rio recognized rio so i'm not talking

about you i do know a lot of you saw

stood ground

why did you ban me

because

because you are reckless and you are

getting out of hand and i need to ban

you before you do any more

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damage beta male chat but a minority

we're actually ogs holding the ground

defending the honor of infrared real

recognize real i remember y'all don't

worry i'm not talking about you i

remember y'all

so don't worry about that i do recognize

y'all

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the real ones i remember and recognize

but damn

but damn

but damn y'all flip on a dime

guys here's the thing here's the truth

guys let me tell you the truth you wanna

know the truth

let me tell you the truth

i will have i have a trillion times more

of a chance with a girl like that than

you ever will just because i'm a

streamer

okay

and if i could hold my ground and not be

mesmerized and not be tempted and not

fall into the trap

then you guys can do the same [ __ ]

thing

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i know you guys are seeing

you see i know you seen a fine woman on

the screen

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i'm talking to her guys and i'm not

being like you are you're just looking

at her i'm talking to her and even i

never fell for her trap not once

not once did i fall for her trap thank

you vermillion appreciate you

the only time

i lost in that bat and let me tell you

guys something every encounter i have is

a war it's a war even if i'm talking to

an e-girl and where whatever that's a

battle going on you understand and the

only time in that battle that i took an

arrow to the [ __ ] thigh was when you

the chat spammed my chat with ll ll

you're a virgin hodge your virgin hodge

you guys what the [ __ ] is wrong with you

what the [ __ ] is wrong with you i we

literally had it in the [ __ ] bag

until you the chat demoralized me and

[ __ ] lowered my spirits you are

supposed to be my [ __ ] cheerleaders

you're supposed to [ __ ] brighten my

spirits and [ __ ]

gas me up and [ __ ] and what do you do

you [ __ ] make me look stupid

if i had no chat

yet

if it was irl and i was chatting her up

and you guys were out of the picture

it would have gone so smoothly you

[ __ ] [ __ ] blocked me you [ __ ]

ruined it stupid [ __ ] chat

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if anything you're supposed to help me

right

if you're not gonna help me then shut

the [ __ ] up

if you if if you as a chatter and you're

claiming you're a fan of infrared

before you chat something ask yourself a

question does this help infrared or does

this [ __ ] infrared if it cooks infrared

get the [ __ ] out of here

stop blaming chat

it is chad's fault gaga gaga you are

literally the actually meme

who [ __ ] cares if technically it's

called the vulva everyone knows what

someone means by the vagina they're

referring to the [ __ ] the labial

flaps and the [ __ ] [ __ ] and the

[ __ ] urethra and the [ __ ] vaginal

orifice they're referring to the

totality of those [ __ ] things

that's what people mean

especially if you're a guy especially if

you're a guy especially if you're a guy

because i have a pee pee and i have

balls and women have a different thing

and when i'm talking about the vagina

i'm talking about the way women have the

opposite

thank you zella appreciate your

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did he call what the [ __ ] is you know

what's funny guys let me tell you

something hilarious

let me tell you guys the most ironic

thing right my haters always say oh hi

you're such an n sound you're saturn in

cell and why they say that i don't know

i mean do i need to show you my [ __ ]

dms

you know what insole means right it

means involuntary celibate

if i showed you my dms would you really

think i'm involuntary

like get the [ __ ] out of here but anyway

no i'm not gonna show you but anyway

um

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what was i saying

these same people are the ones who

literally

will throw derogatory labels on every

girl i talk to on twitch and call her

call them the w word or whatever right

every single one and i'm the [ __ ]

dude that's literally pent up in cell

rage rage

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that's literally pent up [ __ ]

resentment

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or cell rage yeah whatever

are you going back on her i don't know i

don't know i didn't get any response or

i didn't get any message

saying that

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people who call me that word thank you

steel lady

is

you know why it bothers me though

i'm gonna admit something it does bother

me when people call

when people call me that

and the reason it bothers me is because

i it's almost like you're trying to

pressure me

you know what i mean thank you moe and

mission you're trying to pressure me

thank you one mission when i'm just in

my business and it's almost like

like all these people are trying to get

up into my business

into my pp sexual sexuality and my pp

and my balls and just something my no no

square my private parts and they're

directly just

speaking about my no-no square like it's

their property like [ __ ] it's

it's [ __ ] harassment it literally is

[ __ ] harassment it's [ __ ]

harassment

it is [ __ ] harassment

you know

i'm a private person you know what i

mean i have i'm a private person

i'm a private person stop trying to

[ __ ]

get up into my business

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stop trying to get up into my business

the only people

that's why i'm so [ __ ] selective

the only people

my pp is only the business the only

people who have access to my nono square

are the creme de la crop literally the

top point zero zero zero one percent of

women

some sweaty ugly [ __ ] nerd

has no right to talk about my [ __ ] no

no square

period

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every time you guys call me i'm your

it's almost like like yeah it's been a

few years like yeah i'm not really out

there especially after quarantine

especially after quarantine i haven't

been out there haven't been on dating

apps but guess what that's just because

that's my privacy that's how i've chosen

to live my life because i've been

focusing on other things

and

i don't i just don't trust i have trust

issues and just that kind of [ __ ] you

know i mean like can you leave me alone

you know what i mean

you're a virgin

what does that mean though like what

does that mean

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what does that even mean

do you okay be being honest guys

do you actually think that

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or do you mean something else

like you actually think i'm an ugly

loser like you

when you say that

please look at me please look at me do

you think a guy who looks like me and

has the confidence i do would have

trouble if they wanted to and if they

had his standards

that were

not the same as yours because then i

would be getting [ __ ] every [ __ ]

minute of every day but just

if i had double your

standards you think i would have issues

like guys i'm sorry to tell you this

just to my haters like i am a very good

looking guy

especially compared to average i'm very

good looking i have a very strong

personality i'm a very confident guy

i don't know why you think i'm like you

that's the biggest cope i've ever

[ __ ] heard in my life that is

literally the biggest [ __ ] copium

i've ever heard in my life

that i'm like you i'm not like you i'm

sorry no not everyone is born equal i'm

sorry whatever you want to call it

whether we believe the lysenko thing or

otherwise

you're short though dude i don't know if

you need to hear this

but

being average height in real life is

literally does not matter it is

literally meaningless the only thing

height will give you is an advantage

it'll give you an extra

being average height is not gonna deduce

points from you you don't get points

taken away now if you're exceptionally

short as a guy yeah you will get points

taken away you will get points taken

away if your average height you gain

nothing and you lose nothing if you're

tall

most of the time and by the way i don't

even know if this is most of the time

because

here's what no one wants to admit most

tall people are losers ugly

narrow

and just you and girls don't even notice

them right

but let's just say all things considered

equal

height is a bonus objectively it's a

bonus right it's gonna help you

but if you're not just because you're

not tall doesn't mean you're getting

points deducted you don't get points

deducted

you know

like

you don't have it as easy but you get

nothing deduced

and i'm being i'm not even meaning

sometimes i'm memeing with the wide

thing and whatever

but when i'm saying this i'm not meaning

i'm literally telling you the truth you

do not lose anything by being average

height

you don't gain but you don't lose either

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her mix account created august 27th

nice alt

thomas

you're under six foot you're short

period

guys i want you to remember when i went

irl

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and how everyone was literally just

average height

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and i live in michigan

home of people descended from german and

finnish

and scandinavian immigrants and people

are very tall here people are exception

it's not like california people here are

exceptionally tall and when i went irl

what did you see did you see a bunch of

towering six foot people no you didn't

you didn't

it's only on the internet that people

think

six foot

everyone under six foot is short that's

literally internet logic

y'all need to [ __ ] wake up to reality

i swear to god i swear to god it's so

weird

you all need to [ __ ] live in reality

for real

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yeah everybody on the dude everyone on

the internet lies about their [ __ ]

height

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who is probably at most six foot but

he's probably five ten five eleven he

said he goes around saying he's six two

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in irl he looks like just average height

you know

that's the internet for you

that's the internet

and then do you know how many

paul guys

get nothing

because they just dude a lot of tall

guys are insecure

because they're too tall they're too

you know what i mean

dude let me tell you what though but

y'all are applying

male logic through females females do

not isolate parts

except the pp you know some

some women really do like big people but

listen

a guy says i want big titties i want big

ass

a woman does not think that way okay but

so guys who don't understand women try

to like imagine okay if i was a woman

what is the big titties and big ass that

i'm looking for oh it must be some kind

of measurement like height

or something no that's not how it works

care about height no i know they do i

i'm not saying they don't they do they

do

but

this idea that if you're like

if you're under six foot you have no

chance and you're super shy that's the

dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

i mean yeah it does matter i'm not

saying it don't matter but

come on guys y'all on the internet no

wonder you don't get laid you know what

i mean

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it's gonna be avoided fight one meal day

i haven't eaten all day and i have

burgers on the way i have a [ __ ]

nasty double cheeseburger fries i have a

food on the way

should be here any minute

i got food on the way hell yeah hell

yeah i got food on the way

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your beard is weird

what does that mean how is it weird

how is it weird

how is it weird

explain how it is weird

y'all just say anything now y'all just

say anything now

y'all just say anything now

my beard is weird why

why

why why

i'm gonna be real with you guys though

if i see a guy who's around my height i

[ __ ] hate that guy

in real life if i see some guy walking

around around my height i'm like

[ __ ] you you [ __ ] who the [ __ ]

is this guy

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because i just i get into their head too

i'm like this dude thinks he's big [ __ ]

you little [ __ ] you don't know

[ __ ] you ain't [ __ ] you little

[ __ ]

when i see a fellow short guy in real

life

i just

little [ __ ]

i'm the only guy who's allowed to be

short

the rest and when i see a tall guy in

real life it's fine he's cool

he's cool we're on the same wavelength

wait you are short

i i thought i was

average but apparently i'm short now but

i mean

i'm not short but

i do have a kind of short build like for

example i'm short limb look at my limbs

see my limbs

i'm a stocky kind of short guy you know

stocky and short

look at my torso see my torso it's like

i'm a chimpanzee like you know what i

mean

like

i just kind of have that energy

i gotta have that energy you know

yeah like a 50s boxer build

back in the day when people didn't grow

that tall

you know

but

yeah that's what i mean when i say

fellow short guy like height i mean i'm

not really short but

it's in the short guy category that

makes sense

those tall guys are long limbed long

torso they're just long in general and

i'm not

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i'm glad you haven't been pumped full of

i was mcdonald's if that's what you mean

because i know australians call it macas

yeah dude i had a lot of mcdonald's as a

kid

guys

i wanted to get five guys today so

[ __ ] bad but they closed

at least on doordash they were closed

so i ordered some local [ __ ]

but really i need some that five guys

you know what i mean

i need a burger bed

is anarcho trans-hume

what does that mean

y'all just invent words out of the wazoo

now

i also want to give you guys some

thoughts about [ __ ] i've been thought

thinking about

so let me tell you guys something my

bicep workouts

are very tied to my spiritual

state

like the state of my

spiritual

thing you know

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and

for hours i was at the gym

i could not

lift i couldn't get the motivation to

lift

so i just stood in front of my

65 pound dumbbell

and prepared

you know but i did

i didn't go into it

then i realized the reason was to guide

the [ __ ] so i went to my apartment [ __ ]

came back but i still couldn't

and it's like what is going to give me

the motivation to do this

because i i master i do this is

five years ago i had this issue right

and every i've been perfectoring

mastering the form of drawing the

motivation drawing the energy to perform

this really hard workout

like every other day

but i've been streaming a lot so i've

been distracted and focused

and

i couldn't draw the

the i couldn't draw out the motivation

you know i've it's like i've lost my

aesthetic

and my mo you know but then something

crazy happened

some fellow short guy came into the gym

and it was empty he came in

and i got so pissed

that i got the motivation

you know what

i might not be ready but not this

[ __ ] he's not gonna take my

machines i'm not gonna let this guy take

my machines i'ma do this [ __ ] so i can

go get the machines you know

but then i realized

that something about

my mental state for the past months

i've been in a state

where

i've been defining myself by my enemies

i got enemies everywhere

and i can't just generalize my haters

and just be like those are the haters

it's like i specifically specifically

i'm trying to go after and confront each

and every one of my haters

to the point where i am exclusively

starting to be defined by my reaction to

haters

right

and it's difficult because on the one

hand people will give you this advice

they'll just be like dude forget about

the haters they're just haters

but i can't help but notice that my

haters are specific

they always have a specific

content my haters are specific type of

haters they're saying specific things

they're coming from a specific direction

and it's that specificity that drives me

[ __ ] crazy it's why last night i got

hung up on the [ __ ]

two-hole three-hole type of thing

cuz i'm trying to [ __ ] get at the

specific specific specific things that

people use against me no matter how

small no matter how [ __ ] petty

i every like small

thing i just want to go after it you

know

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which is obviously not sustainable

wait no gaga's not banned shut the [ __ ]

up

thank you it's bubby for the five

but [ __ ] you for that message you're the

guy that had to wikipedia vagina

yesterday right

dude because

because

[ __ ] you [ __ ] you

you got listen you guys think it's just

a joke

this is my issue guys

if it was just our chat i wouldn't

[ __ ] care right but every small thing

my enemies literally use the smallest

the smallest thing against me

they will they the minute the three the

two whole three hole happening happened

i literally did i didn't imagine what

you guys would think i don't care

i didn't imagine all the memes coming

from our community i don't care what i

imagined is my vicious haters harassing

me about it because i get a lot of

harassment every [ __ ] day

what i imagined was my vicious stalkers

and haters

just harassing me about it

you know

if you're an intro

doesn't even know

how they've never seen a vagina

like

every small [ __ ] thing they use

against me every small [ __ ] thing

turns into an excuse to harass me

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i am losing my mind in a way and the

reason i'm losing my [ __ ] mind is

because you'd think most people are just

memeing and it's a joke but there are

literally people on the internet who

just wrote

a 10-paragraph essay about why the fact

that i confused the vulva for the vagina

means

that

um

when i was 17 years old

um i pooped in my pants in senior year

of high school

thank you i got pinched

you don't understand like how

psychologically depraved my [ __ ]

haters are they literally just and

they're serious they're not joking about

it either they're actually serious

they're trying so hard to get into my

head get into my private business get

into my [ __ ] private life because

what bothers my haters so much is how

little they know about me they know so

little about me and they just want

knowledge they want all encompassing

penetrative knowledge about every

[ __ ] facet of my being because i'm

such a mystery and i'm such a [ __ ]

enigma to them

friends fan on wrote about how the

colonialists when they invaded algeria

and when they invaded africa the number

one pathology the colonialists had they

need knowledge they need to know every

[ __ ] thing about the essential being

of the people they were colonizing and

fanon said

that the the niqab the burka that was

covering these women's faces was

revolutionary because it was a form of

defiance against the french colonial

rulers

who had this impulse to just know what's

behind the veil they have to know they

have to know

and for me

for a guy like me my haters are like the

same way they really feel like they have

to know

everything and i will never ever give

them that

i will never give them that

that's the [ __ ] ultimate colonialist

american pathology

to domesticate to know to master and

conquer the other i will be an other

they will not

[ __ ] conquer or master

look at this other uh

serial harasser account created 18

minutes ago

and by the way these people guys they

don't just do it in my chat they're

starting to go in circus chat they're

starting to go in anyone's chat who's

remotely affiliated with me

and these are the same people they're

the same people who come from

websites that pedal in child abuse and

you know

really dark disgusting [ __ ] if you catch

my drift

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that's where they come from

and look at this sick satanic [ __ ] with

the [ __ ] uh

troll face

[ __ ] out of here [ __ ]

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again

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don't you think that the tendency to

define yourself to your haters

hurt you yesterday yes it did dude it's

been hurting me in general dude it's

been hurting dude what do you think

spending 10 hours on twitter arguing

with [ __ ] randoms is doing to me you

think that's helping my stream and

helping me it's not

right

but i'm trying to reflect on it and

overcome it

that's why i [ __ ] told you about my

gym experience

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that's why i'm [ __ ] doing that

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it's a fine day

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the [ __ ] is this

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i want you guys to know

instead of just throwing that word

around in security i want you to think

about what that word is what is an

insecurity

what is an insecurity

it's something you have that you do not

feel

secure about

when it comes to others

not every insecurity is about yourself

okay it's about

others

and i am very attentive to what others

think of me i am that's a fact i have to

be

i have to be very attentive to what

others think of me

otherwise why am i streaming think about

it why do i put a camera here and stream

myself

to hundreds of people every [ __ ] day

of course i have to pay attention to my

image and i have to pay attention to the

narratives that form about me and i have

to carefully respond to those and deal

with those i wouldn't have grown as

[ __ ] big as i have if i didn't if you

think someone cams up on twitch

and that's just all they are

you are so [ __ ] naive you are so

[ __ ] naive

i might just be one of the realest

[ __ ] people on this platform but

nobody just cams up

and then that's the end of story

okay

if i was insecure

why did i not give a [ __ ] about any of

these [ __ ] topics before i started

streaming

because i refuse to let people define me

in a way that's untruthful so yes i am

insecure in the sense that i do not feel

like i have a secure basis

um

of people responding to me in an honest

way i don't feel like i'm secure

in the sense that

i'm not gonna have a bunch of people

lying about me and spreading fake

[ __ ] [ __ ] about me and that kind of

like i'm not i'm objectively not

how could i be secure how could i take

that for granted you know i can't take

anything for granted

but at the same time i have to

tap back into my previous mental state

before

streaming

where i had a sense of some

source of motivation beyond

attacking haters you know i need to have

some kind of way

of

identifying

with something that's not just

responding to hate you know

hey this song sucks this is a [ __ ]

dog [ __ ] song

think about defining yourself in

relation to hate yeah thank you seadags

appreciate you so much

appreciate you

thank you appreciate you so much

guys

i i did not know how badly i apparently

did

on that show yesterday

until i started like going back on the

vod and like looking at what everyone

was saying and i was like holy [ __ ]

people really thought i did horrible

you know

people like everyone's like oh

this is your defeat the most devastating

moment of your life and i was like what

i was barely looking at

their chat during the whole thing but

wow dude

one of my biggest pet peeves

is

people backseat psychologists who are

trying to like oh he didn't he did dude

even zerka pissed me off circa was

reviewing it

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and zerka was like trying to

psychoanalyze dude he was wrong about

everything he was literally wrong about

everything my mentor like he thought i

was [ __ ] horny the whole time and i

was just like you know like i didn't

understand that this was a [ __ ]

internet

thing that's just for the audience like

i am actually

you know trying to make this girl my

[ __ ] girlfriend or i'm actually

trying to lay pipe

you did you're wacky ass wannabe alpha

cosplay got [ __ ] on you got slammed and

then your feelings got hurt

hey agent goose you wanna get in my vc

and uh

tell us more about how you've arrived at

that conclusion since you know about my

feelings right you know

about the fact that this is cosplay you

know the real me right so you do know

the real me so let's get in vc and see

who you are let's see if you're a

[ __ ] soy loser like i think you are

let's see little boy why don't you get

in vc

so since you know so much about me let's

get to know you i want to see your face

i want to see your body and i want to

see oh you know enough so are you

willing to put yourself out there so

others can uh

come to conclusions about who you are

too

why not otherwise why not

wow

what's so funny what about you you're

typing in my chat with your fingers who

are you agent goose who are you

you claim to know enough about me so who

are you

you know chat

people don't know how to just shut their

[ __ ] mouth and then have the humility

to admit they don't know

these other people on the internet you

don't know that streamer you're watching

you really don't know anything

so you're a [ __ ] so you're scared and

you're a [ __ ] bye [ __ ]

i mean if you're so confident why won't

you just show us what you look like what

you sound like and how you talk and who

you are

right

how could you type in someone's chat and

try to get into their head about the

real them if you're not willing to do

that

right but anyway going back to the

[ __ ] point

um

my feelings did not get hurt by her

my feelings got hurt by my chat you

understand

yeah in a way

i was let down

and i was disappointed but it was in my

chat and the moment my chat turned

against me i wanted to get off the show

you guys think i'm doing this for me or

for you

who do you think i'm doing this for what

do you think i'm doing it for for me do

you think that this is what how i think

i'm gonna win

you actually think i expect that i'm

gonna like

you know get with this girl or whatever

i don't

i really don't

i really don't i don't know

but it's so hard to convince people

to think that they're gonna [ __ ] girls

just because they type in their chat

there's viewers that think if they watch

this girl she's gonna sleep with them so

how do i convince people

that when i'm talking to them i don't

have that expectation you know what i

mean

you can't these people literally think

that by typing in the egirls chat

they're gonna have a chance

how do you convince people that

but um anyway

dude even circle was wrong about

everything dude first of all

thank you bunny mocha

dude first of all

no i know but he was wrong about one

thing

i was not [ __ ] aroused or horny at

all during that encounter and that's not

because she's not fine she's fine as

hell we can all see that it's because

the day of i [ __ ] jacked off and i

was tired i didn't get a lot of sleep

dude i was trying to turn myself on and

i wasn't able to i

i was trying to [ __ ] be turned on

mentally and i wasn't because the truth

is

here's the truth

if i'm actually [ __ ] horny i do

better i pref it flows more naturally

for me if i'm not horny i'm like huh

get the [ __ ] out of here i just i'm not

interested i'm i don't care whatever

you know

and i was not aroused at all i was not

[ __ ] aroused no one could have

aroused me no it's not i'm not saying

it's her fault

because of how she looks or anything

it's just that i wasn't i was not

aroused at all and i was trying really

hard

i it was tiring it was very tiring for

me it was very very tiring that's all i

could say the i was not getting energy i

was not having the energy for it i was

just tired

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is my food here

no not yet

this is the opposite of post nut clarity

no i had too much post not clarity like

i was just not interested

at the time i was just not interested

she's genuinely ugly

limerick what do you look like dude come

on that's

that's just not true

that's just not true dude

i don't know

like

that's just not true yeah

that's like really stupid dude

she was fine

but it's still a battle dude it's still

a war

it's still a war

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um

you guys want to know how i feel after i

do [ __ ] like that though

i'm gonna make sure this painting

doesn't have tos

because it's a painting but

actually it might be a little bit

risky

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now i'm not going to show you

dude i just feel like

i watched some of jackson on it yeah but

dude i just every time i dude it reminds

me of the first time i went on the nimbo

show actually

and it's just like dude if you guys knew

the truth

i'm doing it all for you

i'm literally doing it all for you

i do not

there's

i i do not do this [ __ ] guys

she's too hard

you know what i mean she's way too hard

but nobody's worth that for me you know

what i mean and i don't i don't gotta i

don't i can't be out here convincing

people that i'm not into you know

hold up one sec i got my food is here

my food's here give me a sec

oh [ __ ] yes

[ __ ] yes

oh [ __ ] yes

my [ __ ] food is here

but anyway what i was saying

yeah dude i don't got a

sticky soap thank you so much

yeah i i don't

i don't like having to put in so much

effort you know i just don't

but guys check this out

check this out

ooh this might be just as good as five

guys man

this is a triple burger this is three

patties or is it two

fries

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let me eat this let me devour this

burger real quick

vegans please watch vegans please watch

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it needs ketchup

it's way too salty

eat sketchup

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i i didn't get ketchup

it's so salty but it's fine a burger's a

burger you know

you enjoy that burger

thank you i am george

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oh god

damn

guys we're staying up late tonight

i already went to the gym i already got

we're staying up late you know

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ketchup would make this perfect but i

don't got ketchup

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ugh

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uh i'll play aliens when i find people

to play with

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who the [ __ ] can i collab with on twitch

to play games you know

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bruh

slicker springs dude

i tried going on

slicker told me to get in vc he brought

me up

and then he said you got debated and

ended the show

bruh

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that's that's not happening

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um

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fries are on point

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oh man

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hmm

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how my days normally go

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hell no

dude now

i don't really want to put in effort

i want all

i don't want to have to like [ __ ]

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put it i'm lazy dude

i'm lazy

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so

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is anything gonna happen during stream

i pity the stupid dude

i pity the stupid

if i take a second just to eat my

[ __ ] meal

people just think this is gonna be the

whole thing

because people don't think you know

maybe think about the reason why

nothing's happening right now

because i'm eating

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uh

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we got a durham operations banger

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hmm

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i took a year leave from law school

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i was doing my laundry

we got a dorm operations banger

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let's watch

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no come on dude what is this

dude you can't show that i don't think

you can show that dude

yeah i'm gonna exit out

at two

and because that's where it's [ __ ]

tos

it's not the os but

i don't know if it is or not so i'm not

gonna show it

it's just like a 3d [ __ ] diagram

it actually doesn't show anything

graphic but

i'm just gonna be safe

i think zerk is funny

okay let's watch

all right let's watch at two we're gonna

go to audio only

oh i think zerk is funny as hell too

i'm kind of like hassan [ __ ] but i

don't have a three million dollar home

i love him

this is a infrared's pill oh my god

infrared please please just take me now

throw you against the wall infrared's

pill

i'm going to rate you a

10

bruh you know why throw you against the

wall came to my mind

cause i was not horny and i just wanted

to like

get rid of her you know what i mean

just wanna yeah

yeah leave me alone you know what i mean

that's kind of the first thing that came

to my head you know

he's like okay i'll throw you against

the wall

and just get down to business

out of ten

wow infrared show thank you you know

what how is that copium explain how

that's copium literally could someone

explain to me how that's copium what do

you mean it's copium what am i coping

about you know what stupid this [ __ ]

chat is if i literally said

hey guys i have five fingers and not six

fingers

and i showed my five fingers chat would

literally [ __ ] go cult they would

spam the copium remote compium copy

copium oh you have five fingers and not

six copiama copia get the [ __ ] out of

here dude like what is copium literally

what does that even mean

when it co in context you know

what am i coping about

can you explain explain to me i'm stupid

okay so you can explain it to me

bruh you guys say copium for everything

everything is called dude

life is copium

life is copium

life is copium

i was i'd be like okay hey chat i uh

i didn't want to go outside today

because it was raining

and it was thunderstorming and it was

really bad out and then chad would go

cow pm

copium you were just scared that people

would see you're five nine you're coping

you're coping

what can i do then how what can i say

that's not a cope

[ __ ] dumbass chat

saying everything is copium is literally

coping then what is not copium can you

name something that's okay

what is not copium

thank you sticky soap and guys

the current temperature is 73 degrees

copium you're just coping because that's

all called what do you want from me

what do you want from me

like what do you want from me

getting laid

but i'm not getting laid i told you i'm

not getting laid

so what am i coping about

oh i'm coping that it's my choice right

so if that's the case why do my dms look

the way they do

[ __ ] dumbass

am i coping about the fact that

my dms

do give me opportunities

am i coping about that

i'm not gonna present the dms in league

[ __ ]

i'm just saying

bruh even in twitch whispers

even in twitch whispers there's [ __ ]

people who send me [ __ ]

i'm surprised you go live all the time

with all these losers in your chat

what's your name

lavara son jamar you're getting vip'd i

swear to god it's a voice of reason vip

lavara

dude you are so right you are literally

so right

it's so [ __ ] true there's literally

so many losers in my chat

so many losers and i really don't get it

like i don't what is my community why is

my community filled with these people i

don't know

i i literally dude i'm not talking to

chad anymore i'm talking to uh levar

lavar is the only voice of reason so i

can actually talk to him dude levar i

literally don't get it dude i literally

don't understand like there's just

something

there's just something i'm with like

both of us can't see that the rest of

chat can apparently see and it's just

like

i'm trying to parse it out and figure it

out but it's just so hard you know but i

i think the best theory is that

most people are just losers in chat and

and they actually unironically have no

most of my chat is probably thirsty as

hell and they don't have an option they

don't have options

you know

that's my theory right now

boss you are so entertaining oh my god

infrared please

we're not there to defend ourselves

we're there to defend ourselves

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what percentage of chat is good looking

at

at most 20

but i think 15 after last night i'm

lowering it to 15.

at most 20 though

it can't be more than 20 percent

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compared to who

compared to like the average

ugly person because yeah guys let's be

real you guys are exceptionally bad

looking when you're bad looking

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they knew that we would know

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infrared please

this is a infrared pill oh my god okay

i'll come back you know the nuclear

teeth

no

okay look yeah i hate corruption did you

notice that your followers in discord

literally thought jackson hinkle was

banned off twitch without checking

dude i know

dude i was there i looked at the discord

and everyone was freaking out that

jackson's band oh my god why was he

banned and they and they started to

speculate why he was banned they

literally started to speculate the

reasons they're like oh it must have

been and then then they went beyond

speculation and some people just started

to flat out say that jackson was banned

because he said x and y and and then and

the rumors started spreading and all you

had to do is go on twitch and check his

profile and he just changed his name

it's so crazy how [ __ ] rumors spread

it is so crazy

that is so stupid

dude i that's why i hate discord andes

that's why i literally hate dude discord

andy's just believe in rumors and

hearsay and they don't investigate

themselves anything

they just spread rumors in discord chats

and they just believe it is true

dude i was freaking out i was like wait

why was jackson banned

and then i checked and he wasn't banned

[ __ ] discord andy's

making [ __ ] up

look her up yeah so we're gonna we're

gonna have to

tomorrow

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i think john's gonna be on tomorrow i

asked him if he wanted to

the hell was that

what the [ __ ] was she doing is that even

allowed

is that even allowed

i'm just a little confused like

hold up

come on i'm gonna look at it myself

again and mute because i want to

investigate this

i gotta investigate this guys this is

what's her name on twitch

give it a follow

um yeah the investigation i need more

info for this investigation so

i think i'm gonna give

i appreciate every single one of you

thank you so much

the hell is that

the media is it what

a lot of boring [ __ ]

a lot of boring [ __ ]

a lot of boring [ __ ]

okay let me just look at the [ __ ] top

posts top

oh i think zerk is funny as hell sweet

okay there's some stuff i didn't see

like for example what is this

who made this [ __ ]

who did this [ __ ] to me

this is my [ __ ] proportions

how is this my proportions

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did this [ __ ]

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bruh

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what is this

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and what am i wearing

the [ __ ] am i wearing

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sea dax thank you man

sea dax with the five damn

god damn thank you man

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brah come on

this is me

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this is me

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it's going to be a fine day

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today it's

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i just need to know what this is like

what is this

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today it's going to be a fine night

today

it's going to be a fine 9 to 9.

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we have a new political realignment

all of a sudden

conservatives

and republicans

are against the afghan pull-out

what

is up with that

does anyone want to explain to me what's

up with that

conservatives republicans

are against the afghanistan go out

all right today

it's going to be fun

let's see what soccer carlson's going to

say

seems like they're

they're changing everything they're

becoming the guy i'm telling you

the neocons are taking a new form

i've been saying this [ __ ] i've been

saying this [ __ ]

i've been saying this [ __ ]

the

just watch

political realignment

political re-alignment

watch

good evening and welcome to tucker

carlson tonight we're starting to learn

the identities of some of the large but

still own unknown number of americans in

the low hundreds they've assured us who

were abandoned by the u.s military this

week and remain trapped in

taliban-controlled afghanistan

the sacramento bee has just reported

that at least two dozen students

enrolled in the san juan unified school

district in the state of california are

stranded somewhere in afghanistan

tonight no one's certain where they are

or how they're going to get home

the white house hasn't bothered to

comment despite being asked

what's so interesting the contrast that

informs us really is that over the past

week this same administration has

overseen the evacuation of tens of

thousands of unvetted afghan nationals

many of whom will now be moved into

neighborhoods around the united states

and stay permanently

they didn't seem to encounter any

problems in doing this thanks to

meticulous and thoughtful planning

operation change america forever came

off precisely according to plan it

worked flawlessly

but a couple of dozen american school

kids trapped in afghanistan the white

house isn't really interested in what

happens to them so they pass that

portfolio to tony blinken which tells

you how completely unimportant they

consider it quote if there's an american

citizen left in afghanistan joe biden

told us the other day we're going to

stay until we get them all out

right

what what is he what is he complaining

about

i'm gonna grab water one sec

give me a second

what

are you manking about

he didn't mean that

so what's tony blinken's plan to get

them all out to rescue the american

citizens trapped tonight in afghanistan

well as blinken told us yesterday the

governments of haiti and the republic of

congo have sent a strongly worded letter

to the taliban and beware they mean it

you wouldn't want to see the republic of

congo when it's mad

that's the kind of weak it's been

whenever you think we have reached peak

insanity they double down

this afternoon the supposed president of

the united states appeared out of

nowhere and decided to speak in public

did you see it

how to describe the experience exactly

weird is just the beginning

so first off for example biden announced

that the united states is done with

afghanistan forever we're gone and we're

not coming back ever

then biden angrily announced that we'd

quote hunt down something called my

stomach hurts

isis k which sounds suspiciously like a

new line of cosmetics from kim

kardashian but apparently isn't

this isis k biden said may be hiding in

afghanistan in which case we will hunt

them down there in afghanistan

so actually we're not really leaving

afghanistan we could be back very soon

the whole speech was like that it was

disorienting

at one point biden bragged about what a

remarkably really a stunningly and

historically successful military and

intelligence operation we have just

witnessed all of us together

apparently biden is under the impression

that the entire united states has lost

electrical power and no one has a

working internet connection so this is

what he said we completed one of the

biggest airlifts in history

with more than 120 000 people evacuated

to safety

that number is more than double

what most experts thought were possible

no nation

no nation has ever done anything like it

in all of history

the only united states had the capacity

and the will and ability to do it and we

did it today

the extraordinary success of this

mission

was due to the incredible skill

bravely

and selfless courage of the united

states military and our diplomats

and intelligence professionals

so no nation has in history has ever

done anything like this yeah possible

but he didn't mean it like that he's

telling us that this was the berlin

airlift plus d-day plus the moon shot

plus the invention of yoga pants this

was a triumph

huh

wait wait i know tucker tucker i just i

caught you

i caught you so what did you say

right

hold up

hold up

yeah possible

but he didn't mean it like that he's

telling us that this was the berlin

airlift plus d-day plus the moon shot

plus the invention of yoga pants

tucker carlson man i didn't know you

rolled

bro tucker what's going on tucker man

you know what i mean

i always

thought you was like a titties guy but

[ __ ] man

real recognize real you know what i'm

saying real recognize real

that was out of pocket you know what i

mean

that was out of pocket but [ __ ]

you know guys that this reminds me of

something

i had a dream last night

um

and jordan peterson was like looking for

a new mansion to buy

and

some other celebrity was there i forgot

who it was and i was in the house

and i saw jordan

and i was like what up jordan and i was

like being cool with him like hey man we

gotta share with me me you and this

other side we're gonna live in this

house together you know what i'm saying

this is a beautiful house

and then jordan was just peterson he was

like saying some [ __ ] like ah yes but

the feminine and masculine archetypes

are necessarily opposites and this

explains i forgot what he said something

about the house and i was like yeah

you're right man you're definitely right

and i didn't think i don't know if he

was right or not but i just

i was going along with what he was

saying you know

i'm not even lying i literally had that

dream

it was like me jordan peterson and some

other

i think it was like joe rogan or

somebody i don't know i forgot who but

i was like what up jordan

this was a triumph of american

brilliance and ingenuity and will

50 years from now your grandchildren

will celebrate fall of kabul day with

tears of pride in their eyes my

ancestors did that they'll think

as we said it was demented it was a will

i ever go on joe rogan

do i have a choice

like it's not like he's invited me

it ain't like this dude invited me

so i don't know

to be honest

it ain't like this dude in in uh

you know told me to come on his show

because he didn't

how's he known it

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bro what is up with yoga pants do people

still wear yoga pants

yoga pants are not a thing anymore i

don't see yoga pants no more ice it's

evolved it's evolved let me tell you

guys the truth let me tell you guys the

truth

yoga pants are fine or whatever but when

they got

those loose

those looser type of pants where like

their pants completely fill the outline

of the ass and they walk and the pants

are kind of like baggy they're kind of

like

um

they're kind of wild or whatever bruh

and you can and see the problem with

yoga pants

the problem with yoga pants is it

constricts it just like

it constricts when it's more loose and

you can see like the ass bouncing with

while they're walking and [ __ ]

holy [ __ ] [ __ ] dude there is nothing

nothing nothing sexier than that nothing

sexier than that nothing

nothing

when it's like just loose enough so you

can actually see

like the full ass

just out there [ __ ] man there is nothing

better

nothing better

there is nothing better

yoga pants are overrated you know

and bruh shout out to all those nasty

girls

who never wore thongs with their yoga

pants then what were you doing

what were you doing

it looked so disgusting it literally

looked so

[ __ ] disgusting like what were you

thinking

what did you think that looked like it

looks disgusting it's an affront to the

public

and i get it if you're covering the

pants then it's fine

but

it's disgusting if it there's no

there's no rhyme or reason to that

there is no rhyme or reason to it sun

dress is way better dude sundress is way

better what is a sundress again

yeah dude that's i mean i don't know sun

sun dress you can't really tell

you usually can't tell

you know

but

yeah the bell bottom leggings [ __ ] man

that is literally where it's at

that's where it's at

literally demented

but over at the white house you're going

to be on

bruh you think i have a plan you think

i'm just a guy with a plan

i act according to

what messages i

get so

nobody sent me a message about that so

i'm not i'm not gonna bother with it

house they seem to believe every word of

it they are losing consciousness from

huffing their own fumes watch biden

continue

bro what's a sundress girl doesn't

everywhere

doesn't every girl wear a sundress

what's a sun dress girl wasn't even

[ __ ] mean

what does that even mean

how

i th how how how how does sundress mean

promise i'm looking up sundress right

now

sundress

i thought sundress is like more

conservative right

isn't a sundress more conservative

sundress is more conservative

the [ __ ] you talking about

all are weird

y'all are weird i swear to god y'all are

weird

y'all are weird

the bottom line

ninety percent of americans in

afghanistan who wanted to leave were

able to leave

yeah

by going on to repeat what tony blinken

told us yesterday which is the taliban

will probably allow those remaining 10

of americans to leave at some point

possibly he didn't explain why the

taliban would allow this or why we

should be certain that they will allow

it in fact he did the opposite in the

same speech that he praised the

intelligence community's extraordinary

success joe biden admitted in the same

speech that yes the intelligence

community the extraordinarily successful

intelligence community completely missed

the fact that afghanistan's government

would fall apart in a weekend

that assumption

that the afghan government would be able

to hold on

for a period of time beyond military

drawdown

turned out not to be accurate do you all

think the government really thought

it wasn't did the government really

think the government was the afghan

government was gonna like

have a chance did they really think it

would i don't know maybe they're that

stupid

cia is funding isis k

i mean that may be true

but

i'm having your mom every day

oh

[ __ ]

[ __ ]

turned out not to be accurate the

president of afghanistan who is a

college professor hand-picked by the

college professors who run our

government

the conspiracy of morons running the

world

that guy fled the country in an hour

without telling anybody including his

handlers at the cia they had no idea but

that was an extraordinary success

says joe biden nothing could have been

done to avoid the disaster that you have

watched to avoid the images you're

seeing on your screen right now that

would be the taliban dressed up as

american soldiers checking out the

helicopters we left i don't they didn't

show the images yet but i'm like i don't

want to see those images

or them

we had no choice but to leave 90 billion

dollars of sophisticated military

equipment to the taliban if you think

about it

the only thing

mainstream media has to do

to eliminate alternative media on twitch

like let's say cnn fox news and msnbc

all got in a room and they were like you

know what we really got to take down

this alternative media on twitch

you know what the only thing they would

have to do

all they would have to do

is just like and i'm going to your

reporter now brian stelter take it away

and it goes to the camera and it's just

a dick

it's just a dick everyone gets

permabanned

can they do that

are they allowed to do that or no

why aren't they allowed to do that

that would be how to end twitch to

twitch politics would end if mainstream

media

press that button

the fcc oh [ __ ]

fcc

what's more strict cable news or twitch

which one's more strict

which why

which is [ __ ] based because you can

curse

that's true twitch does allow cursing

it does a lot of cursing but

i'm not sure

you can say pretty much anything on

cable

that the thing that you can't do on

twitch that you can do on cable is you

have unlimited

political speech you can say anything

you want politically on the fcc there's

no censorship of politics and ideologies

they have nudity on cable

broke twitch can we please make an 18

plus

section of twitch where we can just show

some titties

because

you know what i mean bruh honestly

honestly that would be nice

that would be nice

all my stress would go away

just because i would never have to worry

about anything popping up

popping up on screen

i mean i'm not talking about streamers

showing their things but i'm saying like

you could just watch a movie and

go jack off you're too warning for this

stream

no

no

see dax

see dax thank you so much man appreciate

you you wanna know why i'm not gonna

[ __ ] do that

because look i'll end stream and i'll go

jack off and then 10 minutes later

then what

complete waste

you know what i mean

so i'm not doing that we armed the

taliban 20 years after we arrived in

afghanistan to beat the taliban back to

the stone age there oh no i already went

to the gym

we are streaming for at least another

2-3 hours i already went to the gym guys

i'm free for the rest of the night so

you do not have to worry about the gym i

already went to the gym

the only next tasks i have is have some

protein and have dinner

because i just had lunch and then that's

it i'm done for the day

uh that's the only tasks i have and i

can do all those on stream

they're now one of the best arm military

oh zerko

uh he's offline

but why would i call him about what

oh man

damn

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fairies in the world

and that was but being real guys i'm

i think i need to i really do think i

need to get laid within the next month

except in september i need to get

something i'm just gonna

i'm just it's been too long it's just

too this is too outrageous you know what

i mean this is outrageous

so

i'll tell you after when i do it

sometime in september i'm gonna do it

and i'll tell you the the day after when

i do it

it was a great success

why didn't the biden administration

figure out how to take this equipment

with us or at least destroy it

no one's answered that question but you

got a girl

no but

if i actually try it i mean

it's not gonna be hard

please don't

why not

what's your opinion on paying that's

disgusting

that's literally disgusting

that's actually [ __ ] disgusting

what do you mean pay get the [ __ ] out of

here

dude i don't do that [ __ ]

and also wow way to insult me way to

[ __ ] insult me

way to literally insult me

as if i need

to get

as if i need to pay

the [ __ ]

debate me you coward titties are better

than ass

so stupid

you are literally everything that's

wrong with the world

dude you know what i noticed something

that i really like about girls i really

really like it

i don't know if this was what circle was

talking about because he was saying some

weird [ __ ] about the arch

but you know what i really like about

girls

so

you know how guys

our arms are in front of us like this

right this is like when we walk

we just like this you know what i mean

but when girls walk

they walk like this

with their arms

and the reason they have to do that

is because their arms curve

and because their hips are bigger

it's like this and their arms curve

accordingly they just walk like that

dude that [ __ ]

that [ __ ] is a big turn on big turn on

big turn on

do y'all not know what i'm talking about

no i'm saying okay i'll draw it on

microsoft paint i'll draw it on

microsoft paint

paint

because this is hard to explain

okay

so basically you have a woman

and then

this is her shoulders

ah these are not her shoulder just like

a guy oh my god it's ugly

i have a woman here she's got

[ __ ] me man

just like this

she's got small

shoulders

and then

so

she's just gonna have like this and then

you know what i mean

like this and then this

um

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oh my god this looks ugly man i don't

know how to draw this

let's just say like this you know

like this

okay

and then the arms

will be like this

to

adjust to this bend

hold on

this was a big mistake

welcome man

no that's too skinny

like this

this is still super skinny but

get the idea like

the elbows bend

and they have they walk like that

like that's just naturally how they walk

and it's fine as hell

it's fine as hell

i don't know what i'm talking about okay

y'all don't know what i'm talking about

okay

that's fine

that's fine

i could tell you all don't get out much

so you haven't seen it in real life

and that's okay that's okay the key

thing is

they're not ashamed by it at all in fact

now they're telling us they want to give

the taliban more aid direct cash

payments sounds like we're making this

up every night we think will people

believe the script yeah because it's

real

watch the national security advisor the

road scholar jake sullivan explain it

today

when it comes to our economic and

development assistance relationship with

the taliban that will be about the

taliban's actions it will be about

whether they follow through on their

commitments their commitments to safe

passage for americans and afghan allies

their commitment to not allow

afghanistan to be a base from

which terrorists can attack the united

states or any other country their

commitments with respect to upholding

their international obligations it's

going to be up to them and and we will

wait and see by their actions how we end

up responding uh in terms of the

economic and development assistance

you gotta think the taliban are sitting

it's not so american citizens including

school children do when they're not to

get your starbucks killing americans

no one's going to admit that instead the

geniuses the road scholars are going to

treat their carpets and thinking

that kid is the national security

adviser for the great satan maybe it's

not so great you really think they take

jake sullivan seriously those of us who

were born in the united states wouldn't

even consider taking jake sullivan

seriously

go back on the dating show bro

bruh

i already did

no i didn't get invited

what do you mean go on the show what do

you want me to do

no she i didn't get in i don't i'm

looking at my discord i ain't got

nothing

they just mentioned my name right now

what's going on

30 something

yeah yeah so that's been like 10 years

yeah

so you're ready to have birth in ten

years nobody's talking about it

but damn she's fine as hell i swear to

god she's fine as hell

damn man

but

i i don't nobody's mentioning me

she only got 2k views

now let's continue

for a second you couldn't count on that

kid to get your starbucks order right

and he's threatening the taliban we're

not going to give you more aid he's

given them 90 billion they've one of the

biggest air forces in the region

right

so the administration is not going to

admit anything and the key thing they're

not going to admit is that we just left

a whole lot of american citizens

including school children in a country

we turned over to barbara i drew an

example of what i think you mean in

general bruh if this is stupid you're

getting roasted

yes

this is facts

this is no actually it's kind of facts

but yeah

it's like the way the arm bends but this

is too

this is not enough for me i need it to

be more you know like this is not enough

especially this this is not enough

but yeah that is what i'm talking about

barbarians with a history of killing

americans

no one's going to admit that instead the

geniuses the road scholars are going to

treat the taliban like the rest of our

allies which means paying them a lot of

your money and telling you that they're

doing what we tell them to do when

they're not

so what we're witnessing is a total lack

a total and profound and obvious lack of

accountability on the part of the people

making decisions that affect your life

and that have ended the lives of many

americans

this bothers people doesn't matter who

you voted for in the last election

that's not an acceptable system the

people who are bothered most not

surprisingly are the ones who just lost

their sons in kabul

mark schmitz had a son called jared who

was killed in the kabul bombing he's met

with joe biden here's what he said quote

i'm not trying to insult the president

but it just didn't seem that appropriate

to spend that much time on his own son

when you're the one responsible for

ultimately the way things went down you

kind of feel like that person should own

it a little more yeah you think

dude

leaving afghanistan was the one base

thing biden's done okay tucker if you

were an honest guy you would ju tucker

if you weren't dude this is how i know

tucker's not honest if tucker was an

honest guy he would get on camera and he

would be like you know what i don't like

biden

i'm really against biden but this was

really good

and

look at all these republicans bitching

about it and these democrats bitching

about it why do they want forever like

he would do his tucker voice

and just do that [ __ ] dude this guy's

not he is not an honest man he is not an

honest man

tucker what is so bad about leaving

afghanistan

is so bad about that

i'm kind of getting getting around to

biden a little bit it's kind of like

i kind of [ __ ] with it like biden's out

here just like

come on man we're leaving afghani what

do we do in afghanistan let's just get

out

i [ __ ] with it i [ __ ] with that

i [ __ ] with that

i do [ __ ] with that dude that [ __ ] was

sigma

biden was literally like

look a lot of people

trying to say we should have stayed in

afghanistan it's like we've been there

for 20 years what are we gonna be like

you know what

i [ __ ] with that

i [ __ ] with that

i do [ __ ] with that honestly i do

poor biden dude maybe he's not a bad guy

maybe he's just like surrounded by

people

guys has anyone read caleb maupin's book

on kamala harris because i ordered it

and it got it just got shipped

because i'm curious about kamala

missing the force which is yeah i know

i'm just saying style

who is kamala what is kamala like

because i was told she was a nobody

before biden appointed her is that true

like who is she and what is your

connections

who is i don't know anything about

kamala i really don't

now that i think of it i do not know

anything about kamala i know that she

was in the california

state prosecutor but who is she

who's she connected to

so let me tell you what i was told

and i want to see if this lines up with

what you guys know because i don't know

i was told

by a person who knows a person who knows

the person who knows a person who knows

a person

who was into um

into the the democratic

party politics

and they told me that

biden was going to pick gretchen whitmer

but then

the congressional black caucus

uh called and said you know

this is a bad idea and that they would

put up a fit basically and that

they wanted kamala because she was a

person of color

that's what i was told and i don't know

if it's

reliable or not to keep in mind i don't

know if that's reliable or not

but i i was arguing with them and i was

like no that's not true

there's no way that's true because

kamalas

but i don't know i didn't have anything

to respond with because i didn't know

anything about kamala

she's a traumatized sadist weaponized by

the establishment to create chaos

there's a whole thing with some of her

underlings being revealed to run at

night templar

i just don't know a lot about her

connections that's the thing

lecturing is about his own son

but she has the history of putting black

people in prison i know and only one

percent of americans like her i know but

i was told that it was the congressional

black caucus

that pressured biden to pick her

and that that's the reason they picked

her because they wanted a person of a

woman person of color

with nothing to do with afghanistan with

all respect why don't you stop talking

about yourself for a minute apologize to

the people whose sons you got killed

last week we talked to the father of one

of the marines who was killed in the

bombing in kabul kareem nikui's was his

name that marine's mother sheena chapel

just posted a message for joe biden on

facebook it ended this way quote you

turned to walk away and i let you know

my son's blood was on your hands

caleb predicted she would get picked vp

now he's saying they'll make biden

resign

that's what i'm starting to think that

maybe

biden

is not the worst guy in the world

maybe

biden ain't the worst guy in the world

if you catch my drift maybe biden

is conflicting with the ruling factions

of the democrats

they're really against him about this

whole afghanistan theme

and

his past is dark

they all are dude they're all dark pasts

but

but

but

as caleb understands there's factions in

the democratic party that are even more

extreme than biden

they're with silicon valley and they're

you know what

trump and biden teaming up

the stream froze

hello

can you guys see

when's in the chat if it's good

that is creepy that is creepy that is

creepy that is creepy that is creepy

that is

creepy is creepy but anyway

they put biden in office knowing that he

would mess up the ruling class in

america that's why they forced biden to

appoint kamala afghanistan will be a

reason to make biden resign and they

might do a me to unbiden

his own history of sexual assault

and what's biden's angle

wait then why do they want biden to mess

up the ruling class in america why did

caleb say that um

why would they want which ruling class

is is caleb saying that

biden was going to mess up the because i

know caleb has an analysis there's two

ruling classes there's the financial one

and

there's the industrial one right so is

biden

did he think he's gonna mess up the

trump faction of the ruling class

that's not true this dude biden is just

um

the one aligned with silicon valley why

would they want that one to be messed up

just watch kayla's video on her but why

would they want that one to be messed up

i don't understand

kamala is a silicon valley insider i get

it but

i don't understand

where you're coming from

um i really don't understand

watch caleb's video of her

okay

she's a grieving mother her son was just

killed

facebook

when kamal was 29 she slept with a

six-year-old politician for clout

what

in response

censored her

instagram which facebook owns deleted

her account entirely and that's what

happens when you contradict the head of

the democratic party that elderly man

wagging his finger in your face from the

white house telling you how to raise

your kids

what we just saw in afghanistan was a

military triumph you must agree

or we will make you disappear if you go

along with it you can go on cnn watch

he needs to do his job competently and

well which so far i think he's done you

know what she always reminded me of

who's the actress who played lois lane

in man of steel

amy adams she looks just like amy adams

but that's you want to know what the

truth is

these are all actors

the news anchors are all actors

this is an actress

she's an actress

she's literally an actress that goes on

camera everything is all right guys

everything is jolly good

every day

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that's the truth

that's the truth

hi guys it's the news

everything is fine

drink your tap water i'm just kidding

i'm just kidding tap water is fine tap

water is fine there's nothing wrong with

tap water

i'm not i'm not saying there's anything

wrong with tap water okay there's

nothing wrong with it

that was really a joke literally a joke

i was literally joking

literally joke um

uh

i'm probably gonna go on the podcast

with kantbot and ed

and i'm

i'm not gonna stream it because i

actually want to talk about smart [ __ ]

and

yeah

uh

let me think

if i stream early on thursday i could

probably

uh

i could probably like stream early and

then

just go on later

you know

because i think it's going to be

thursday

should i just stream like an eager and

just be like this

did i just stream like this

i'm just kidding

hey i was the cringe asian dude that i

was on cute street just watch your

reaction vod

very entertaining

did i talk [ __ ] about you i don't

remember

i'm sorry if i talk [ __ ]

nothing personal

this video is called why kamala harris

is dangerous

i'm talking to a kant bot

that's why i'm on my phone

it's proved i mean he's done what what

nobody thought possible so far on covet

obviously he's faced with a delta

variant and trying to make that work

better i think

the afghanistan thing went way better

than most people expected two weeks ago

what's funny is that that guy

who's got a track record of failure

decades long is one of the geniuses who

put us in afghanistan in the first place

and then lied to the american public

about it for many many years his name is

matthew dowd he's never apologized for

that instead he's doubled down calling

anyone who disagrees with anything he or

any of the politicians he's worked for

he's called them unpatriotic

what makes us all even more nauseating

is that the biden administration appears

to agree with it they're not even

self-aware enough to know how badly they

have failed they have no capacity for

self-reflection as if to prove that the

state department spokesman just tweeted

out a column from jennifer rubin the

dumbest person ever to work for the

washington post about what a great

dude this is why i watch tucker okay

this is why i watch him i don't

this is why dude

this is why

nobody talks more [ __ ]

about these people than him

no one talks more [ __ ]

about the [ __ ] uh

establishment journalists and all these

people than him

job they're doing here's the headline

quote the state department deserves more

credit for its effort to evacuate

americans from afghanistan

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the column does concede that yes there

are americans trapped in afghanistan yes

they were abandoned by the u.s military

which exists to protect them but it

didn't for some reason quote it is

possible some of the 250 might not make

it out could some americans face

physical abuse absolutely it's like

animal house other things we did wrong

sure

but on the flip side jen rubin says

quote the herculean effort to extract

thousands of americans after the taliban

seized control of the country should not

go unnoticed or unappreciated notice the

double negative the hallmark of the

[ __ ] but it's not just dumbledore

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dude that's why i watch it this is

literally why i watch him okay

this is literally why i watch him

what left wing

commentator

roast people this much

explain

just explain name one name one

name one

nobody talks like tucker dude

it's all theater

i know but it's entertaining thank you

see dax appreciate you

it's what the state department believes

those are the people the pentagon now

tells us yeah jimmy dore you're right

you're right jimmy dore

are in charge of rescuing those school

kids from afghanistan

as americans wonder how to get home

because they've been abandoned

these people are congratulating

themselves and that should not surprise

us because it's exactly what the

pentagon has been doing for decades with

no repercussions whatsoever this is the

secretary of defense in 2011.

and what you've accomplished

uh is extraordinary because over the

last year essentially you have ejected

the taliban from their

from their home territory

and thank you skate the lock

remember guys

i am the best streamer to spend your

prime on imagine spending your [ __ ]

prime on someone else

hassan doesn't need it miss kev don't

need it you understand if you got a

prime to spend spend your [ __ ] prime

which is free if you have an amazon

prime on me do not spend it

on some streamer who don't need it

okay zerka's also you can spend it on

circle two

but don't don't spend it on you know why

would you spend it on someone who's like

got 80k subs already you know

if we can hold this territory and expand

the bubble

then

why not hassan

dude

why

i don't understand this need people feel

you know what's disgusting

if dua lipa put up a gofundme just for

the shits and giggles she would get 50

trillion dollars

and i would give her

all your sub money because damn do

aleppa you know what i'm saying

she

just the chance he will notice me

is enough

i think uh

i think by the end of the year we can

turn the corner in this conflict

well the end of the year would have been

let's see about well exactly 10 years

ago so we don't mean to single out that

guy who's probably one of the smarter

people to oversee this disaster for the

last 20 years only to point out that

this disaster did not start 10 days ago

it started in october of 2001.

the taliban was ejected

if you're getting the sense that the

same people have been reading the same

script for two decades you're on to

something and they're till still doing

it right now today they're pretending

everything is fine watch as the

pentagon's top spokesman explains that

yes americans are trapped in kabul but

that's really no different from when

american tourists and see

the caribbean lose their passports

it's not completely unlike the way we do

it elsewhere around the world i mean we

have americans that get stranded in in

countries all the time and we do

everything we can to try to facilitate

safe passage

so let's say you're on a water slide in

the bvi and somehow your blue passport

it's kind of like that if you're in

kandahar when the taliban take over

so you get oily creatures like the one

you just saw

when institutions are

not held accountable for their bad

decisions for like let's say 20 years

they can say whatever they want no

matter how ridiculous no matter how

absurd

falafel thank you man

and they know

there will be no repercussions today joe

biden had the opportunity to punish the

people who've been responsible for these

failures

for more than 20 years instead he called

the whole thing an extraordinary success

he mentioned his son beau for some

reason and after he was done with his

prepared remarks he just walked away

enterprising reporters shouted questions

and for a moment it appeared possible

that joe biden might answer them he

turned back and walked toward the podium

then we realized he'd just forgotten his

little obedience mask so he grabbed it

and walked away hey sean hannity here

hey click

sean hannity is not content

sean hannity is not content

that's just facts this is facts hey guys

um

hold on

let me show you something

hi everyone and welcome back to the pd

evolution channel today we're going to

talk about seven amazing china super

cars you didn't know existed

now let's talk about it

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the new project veritas and are they

banned from youtube though

i want to see the china cards

also i'm super curious about chinese

music what's up with that

antifa school teacher

oh no gabriel is this is there any tos

in this video

is there any tos in this video

hong chi s9

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on april 19 2021 the chinese luxury

brand hong shi

debuted a hyper car at auto shanghai the

hyper car is called the s9

like the concept was unveiled at the

2019.

that looks frankfort international motor

show the production version features a

v8 based plug-in hybrid powertrain this

reminds me of the enzo for some reason

anybody else getting enzo vibes

dude this reminds me of what i thought

cars in the future would look like in

[ __ ] 2005.

good for this is nice dude and dude

people will [ __ ] [ __ ] on this car

just because it doesn't have a [ __ ]

ferrari [ __ ] symbol or some [ __ ] dude

this looks sick this looks way i would

way rather have this than a [ __ ] 1400

horsepower

the company claims the car will deliver

0 to 62 mile per hour acceleration in

1.9 seconds and a top speed of over 250

miles per hour

hong xi is currently accepting orders

for the s9 only 99 examples are expected

to be built and the first could be

delivered as early as 2022

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neo ep9

can we see it the neo ep9 is an electric

powered two seed sports car manufactured

by neo assisted by their formula e

racing division

the name ep9 stands for electric

performance nine damn

founded in 2014 in shanghai china neo

has quickly grown you know what i love

guys i love this steering wheel the it's

also on the the elon musk's dumb truck

but i've guys can i admit something can

i admit something okay

i kind of like the cyber truck

am i allowed to like cyber truck i kind

of do like it i kind of do like it

am i allowed

to like it

because i kind of do

especially the inside of it thank you

chris morlock

i dude let me just show you dude i i

don't know

i would love to have this dude

i would love to have one of these

i just like it dude i don't know why

i mean it's kind of cringe i get it

but

dude i am in love with this interior i

love this interior

i love this and i love this steering

wheel i love the [ __ ] tv

i love this interior dude

i just like this steering wheel okay

i don't know dude

i'm not buying it because i'm out

i mean i can't afford it but

i would never buy it because i think it

would it wouldn't work it'll break so

i'll let others

i don't trust tesla cars tesla cars just

they're unreliable they break down

and i don't want to [ __ ] be the

tester you know

to become a major industry player

establishing itself as a force to be

reckoned with in the world of electric

vehicles and self-driving technology

the car has four electric motors each

motor has 300 thank you the wall the the

dolph

thank you appreciate it 40 horsepower

giving the car a total power output of

360 horsepower

power and 1193 pound-feet of torque

the ep9 can accelerate from 0 to 62

miles per hour in 2.7 seconds

124 miles per hour in 7.1 seconds and

186 miles per hour that's not that is

that really that impressive that's not

that impressive

is that impressive i don't know that

doesn't sound that impressive

power in 15.9 seconds

the car can achieve a top speed of 195

miles per hour

on may 13 2017 the ep9 set a nord sleep

record of 6 minutes 45.9 seconds just a

second slower than the lamborghini

aventador svj

pricing for the neo ep9 starts from 1.2

million dollars

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tech rules ren rs

the tech rules ren is a single-door

high-performance sports car manufactured

by tech rules and designed by fabrizio

gioguiro and gear jeto gio gro of gfg

style

the heart

what fgr fgia giargo of gia gfe gigiaro

of gia gia gargo gio g argo

gia gia effigia femergia

designed by feregia gia

core track only variant of the wren the

tech rules ren rs was unveiled at the

geneva motor show alongside its damn um

what is actually this

what is this [ __ ]

this is cool

road oriented sibling the tech rules ran

rs offers multiple drive train

configurations to choose from including

either four or six liquid-cooled

electric motors yeah i'm bored by this

but

interesting

it is still nonetheless

interesting

to say the least

can it not be interesting

can it not be interesting

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can i show the project veritas

can i show it

the clash

the the roy house tomorrow dude not

tonight i mean technically it's today

like 24 hours from now

i got a piss guys

i gotta piss

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is

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it's going to be

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this is

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i might save the hassan content for

tomorrow because

it looks like everyone's going to bed

i was going to continue stream like two

more hours

i don't know

why didn't stream

honestly

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you were horny during the date

no i was not

i was not [ __ ] horny

i was literally not [ __ ] horny at all

but i'm [ __ ] horny tonight honestly

because i jacked off yesterday i didn't

jack off today so yeah

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hey let's watch this hassan stuff

ivermectin is horse dewormer the fda has

told uh americans and warned americans

not to [ __ ] take ivermectin it has

human use as well as a dewormer but uh

you know the one study that showed that

ivormectin could have potential uses for

covet treatment was immediately

disproven and yet as is the case with

hydroxychloroquine early in the pandemic

it doesn't matter because once like

conservative media that has a legitimate

interest in uh you know taking advantage

of like the skepticism that like a lot

of these dumb hogs have and want to uh

do their own personal branding project

gets a hold of these like alternative

cures they pump it ivor mechtin and when

ivermectin

some of which pump it because they might

have stock ownership over it i don't

know some of them pump it because they

just simply think this is good this is a

good way to make themselves appear

different than the liberal media because

everything and anything needs japan is

now recommending it for all covet

patients

and why is hassan saying this

to be used as a way to draw battle lines

okay and i've talked about this before

everything needs to be used as a culture

war battle line like this is my team and

it's very different than the libtard

team that's the whole purpose of this

because there isn't that much

disagreement when both sides are

capitalist and also both sides do not

genuinely want to change the material

conditions so you have what

the hyper focus what is he [ __ ]

talking about

on idiotic

what what did he just say

like this so that's why you know brett

weinstein who probably agrees with many

of the uh things that uh a democratic or

republican presidency actually ends up

doing with respect to like you know

eviction moratoriums like that like

ending states ending the unemployment

additional unemployment compensation

ahead of time exclusively so they can

motivate the poor's to go back to work

all that sort of stuff like they

oftentimes are in agreement on things

like that so they have to find other

dumb things like this to you know draw

lines on this is known as wedge issues

in american politics so there's an

uptick in mississippi poison control

cost japan made the drug not approved

hey what do you want me to say i'm just

going off of what chad's saying

ivermectin japan covet

i have nothing from google

did it okay there's did japan approve

ivermectin

uh

truth japan did not approve ivermectin

apparently they didn't

apparently they didn't

awesome people who take livestock the

warmer the tree cove at 19 at least 70

percent their fauci wants to look into

it

none of the recent calls have been in

regards to the ingestion of ivormectin

bought at feed stores take a look poison

control reports an alarming uptick in

calls from people who took a drug bought

at a hassan's gonna end up saying

something really [ __ ] up in this video

and i think he crosses the line in this

video honestly

so

you'll see what he says but it's pretty

[ __ ] up

feed store meant to deworm livestock and

some believe it would help with covid

but caitlyn rust has more now on why it

could possibly leave you paralyzed

devil may help you

i mean they could just try the [ __ ]

vaccine but what do i know

wait guys how many days has it been

since saturday

saturday

sunday

so sunday

monday tuesday i have two more days till

i find out

if i have colvin it takes five days

right does it take five days or what

does it actually take five days

how long does it take to get the delta

variant if you got it

takes three days takes 48 hours

did i still have it

no i'm saying like if i had contracted

covid when will i know if i got it or

not

oh [ __ ]

so i may have gotten coveted still

incubation period for regular covetous

two weeks

i'm not feeling sick at all

after 14 days you should be fine what

the [ __ ] man

can go undetected for two weeks

[ __ ]

so i still don't know if i got covered

that's what you're saying

have you been feeling tired

i've always been feeling tired

you don't have any symptoms why do you

care because i don't want to get

surprised

okay

apparently the girl from yesterday wants

you to join the show right now

then tell her to [ __ ] message me what

did she want me to do

there's no join show button

what do you want me to do

i think you guys was making that up too

it's like why why for what

her discord

bro you know what i don't know if i

should do because

i'm actually [ __ ]

horny as [ __ ] tonight you know what i

mean and she's fine as hell

and

i don't think i'll

you know what i mean

you know what i mean

everything moto hype is left

bro i don't know how to go on i don't

even know what that means

go on dude yesterday it took me like

five hours to get on

check stream they weren't talking about

haas okay thank god

thank god

bro why do you lie

don't be out here lying

don't be out here lying

this all genuinely feel like they're

supposed to

feel sorry for you thanks man here's the

thing you're still taking horse dewormer

you [ __ ] idiot when there's like an

easy vaccine that you should be taking

already and you are unnecessarily

putting yourself a risk so ultimately it

doesn't matter if leftists think they're

better than you or they think they're

worse than you it literally doesn't

matter okay

you can feel sorry with a [ __ ] tube

down your goddamn neck that you rely on

by those same shark doctors who were

lying about coveted numbers ahead of

time you know originally they were lying

but now they're saving your [ __ ]

sorry ass reyna boudreau at double m and

harvey says it started about

hassan will never address the underlying

reasons why people

are [ __ ] skeptical

because there's distrust in our

society's institutions but hassan is

just saying all these people are just

stupid

okay assange

about a month ago it's been flying what

a socialist dude what a great socialist

who thinks the actual people are stupid

being off the shelves and as as of right

now it's very hard for us to even get

she put out 10 tubes of ivermectin paste

for livestock just this morning i am

completely out as of right now he says a

woman even came in from mississippi to

get some for her farm because it's hard

to get your hands on right now even for

vendors they're telling us that i can

only get 12 maybe 24 bottles

mississippi's health department put out

a warning because poison control reports

at least 70 percent of the recent call

okay i understand

just so i don't i'm not informed

so i want to know

isn't there such a thing as ivor mexton

made for people

there's also ivermectin for people right

it's for parasites

yeah that's what i thought

so why is everyone saying it's horse

dewormer

it's for roundworm

where did where where did people get the

idea that it's for covet i don't get it

why are people thinking it's recovered

you know what like where does that

a lot of people on facebook groups are

taking the horse version

they can't get the prescription one oh

okay i get it yeah i understand

balls have been

the guy with the original patents for

mrna technology recommended it

didn't they do a study that said it was

effective or not

related to ingestion of ivermectin

the group behind it was known for

publishing faulty science though

uh

latin america they were using ira mectin

i don't know i don't know i don't i have

no idea meant for livestock meanwhile

tractor supply is starting to display

these signs in stores because of the

rush ivermectin is approved to use for

parasites lice and some skin conditions

in humans as well in vitriol it works

but in vivo it doesn't what's the

difference between those again

in vitriol versus invivo isn't that for

like babies

what

india was also reporting success

oh in lab versus inhumans i got it

was deworming animals but animal drugs

are highly concentrated and can be

highly toxic in humans

there is a specific

drug for humans made for humans it is a

three milligram can effect covert in

vitro

but for in vivo it's not it's too toxic

that kind of makes sense that makes

sense to me

yeah

damn dose and you get a buy prescription

dude you want to know what i know for a

fact

and i talked about this with the other

guys too

viruses are proof we don't know anything

about biology

is what the [ __ ] is a virus

where the [ __ ] did viruses come from

these literally are

dead

mrna strands

that are literally just

chilling they're not living organisms

they're just

brands of mrna

that are literally just chilling

in the ground and in [ __ ] polar ice

caps and [ __ ]

and then as soon as an organism comes

into contact with it it sets itself in

motion and just reproduces itself

but it does that's the thing is it

doesn't actually reproduce itself

it just

goes inside

a cell

and then

it takes over the cell

but not actively it's not like a living

organism that's like doing this it's not

an organism it's not like bacteria

it's like

it's literally like a strand of beads

that

make their way into the [ __ ] cell

into the nucleus

and these beads

um

connect

to create proteins to just and it just

reproduces itself

it's so weird

encased in a protein coat or yeah but

where what is the origin of a [ __ ]

what is the origin of a [ __ ]

uh virus

that's what we have to understand like

what is the origin of that

i'd [ __ ] you up in a one versus one

um

let's see what you look like

uh

you look like the most cringe [ __ ]

loser i've ever seen on the internet

but

bye [ __ ]

nice beethoven

people just [ __ ] come and chat like

why would you say that why would you say

that

from a pharmacy because ivormectin is a

powerful neural paralytic agent

high enough to i got apple flavored one

for my horsey and one for myself brother

we both like apples they came from

asteroids no that doesn't make sense

because viruses are connected with

organisms

and i think they co-evolve with

organisms

guys we don't know anything about

viruses we just don't

how are we gonna solve the [ __ ] covet

pandemic

how are we gonna solve the pandemic

and we don't know anything about viruses

we don't even know what a virus is we

don't even know how to [ __ ] define a

virus what is a virus literally what is

it we don't know how to [ __ ] define

it

terrorist fda i want a free base

ivermectin brother i'll do it i'll tell

you what blood brain barrier and what it

does is that it it basically can result

in paralysis the toxicity in animals is

highly variable some animals can't even

there's a theory

by a hegelian

mad scientist who thinks

that viruses come at the end

of historical epochs

and transform

the physio physiology of the population

in accordance with the

rise of a new historical era

i just made that up

but if you think about it it it kind of

does make sense like

the black plague

the spanish flew

after world war ii after world war one

and now

with covet

like covet came right at

big booty [ __ ] where

dude i'm sorry

i got distracted

there's a virus that used to be the

study of

dude viruses are a part of

us

i know eight percent of our dna comes

from remnants of ancient viruses because

what this is why they don't study

viruses because viruses would prove

lysenko right viruses literally prove

lysenko correct

our dna is not static

something else is going on

even our dna itself changes even our

[ __ ] dna

changes

lysenko was correct

endogenous retroviruses yes

exactly

yes

we have the discipline of virology and

what do they know

they don't know anything

they still haven't discovered

where big booty [ __ ] came from

they still they're trying to cover it up

and they're trying to cover it up

and to this day they're trying to cover

it up

and it's so powerful it's used in one

dose or over the course of just

please take a virology class i studied

virology okay they don't know anything

i did study it they literally don't know

anything

a couple days

it really is concerning if people are

taking it either yes i did study it for

like a [ __ ] year i studied it

on the low key i did study it

and i'm convinced our entire paradigm

of biology is wrong

we are thinking about everything in the

wrong way and that's why hassan

knows nothing

daily or weekly depending on your body's

ability to clear the drug every time you

take it you're increasing the total

amount of drug in your system jennifer

you know what i feel like you're a

federal agent

what are you saying go take a class

kind of [ __ ] federal [ __ ] is that

a class

would they brainwash you with mk ultra

which can lead to overdose over time if

not from a single dose

mississippi's poison control they just

cut his ass off dude says 85 percent of

the callers had mild symptoms and none

of them have been hospitalized

louisiana's poison control says it's

received calls what books have you read

on virology i don't remember it was a

long time ago shut the [ __ ] up

from it and and you know what i'm just

gonna clarify something this is you know

i'm sick of the bluffing no one reads

books cover to cover no one [ __ ]

reads books cover to cover there's so

few books i've read cover to cover

nobody [ __ ] does that i'm the only

one who admits it shut the [ __ ] up and

stop pretending you're out here reading

all these books cover to cover because i

know you're not you know you're not the

world knows you're not but yet you

pretend you are

no one reads books cover to cover no

dude even zizek slavoy zizek he's an

academic he's been in the [ __ ] game

since forever and he literally came out

and admitted me and no one in my field

reads books cover to cover none of the

major philosophers in history read books

cover to cover no major thinker reads

these books cover to cover no one does

it no one does it

that's like me saying i don't know any

philosophy books saying i studied

philosophy

shut the [ __ ] up

if you say one more stupid thing i'll

ban you from my chat i know enough about

virology to know that our paradigm is

[ __ ] wrong

and very incomplete and is not

compatible with what we know about

[ __ ] biology

every time someone says ban me

i don't know what they expect i will ban

you [ __ ]

have you read the communist manifesto

covered a cover well yeah i've read

i've read the classics

from the 19th century cover to cover you

know i've read hegel

phenomenology of mind cover to cover

i've read the science of logic i've read

the classics of marx and engels i've

read lenin's books cover to cover like

yeah the basics yeah of course but i'm

saying like when it comes to

like i've never read a liotard book

cover to cover

i've never read one lyotard book cover

to cover

so people do read them cover to cover

but that's not because i just sat down

and read them cover the coverage because

i've been studying them for like 10

years so obviously i'm going to run out

of material you know what i mean it's

not because i read them one and cover to

cover one day it's just that i've

literally read everything in those books

because i've been studying for them for

so long

um

dude nickland was right nickland is such

a smart guy and he pioneered this

writing style which i decided i agree

with 100 which is

do not write thick books write small

books or write small articles or small

pamphlets

do not waste time with writing thick

books you're just wasting everyone's

time

in 2021

just write short

and get get to the point just short

short

short is good

unless in fiction oh no in literature

that's different

but you know what even in literature i

feel like they should be shorter

nowadays you know

it should be shorter nowadays

[ __ ]

nick land nick land is one of my

favorite writers ever he actually

influenced my writing style too

my

favorite

english writer

for the 20

for the 90s and 20

20 20s

is nick land eat

easily

easily

18 people who have taken the drug shelly

that's right call freedom brother

everything's going great on the very act

of public ivorment and facebook groups

only a few people taking 10x what

everyone else is taking wondering what

to do with a bottle of the injectable

kind with a picture of cattle on it

begging for earnest medical advice

literally [ __ ] cows on the bottle are

these the right ones and what do we use

with it in the quantity please do we

drink it or do we put it on and people

who are a little on the big side are

there any dangers or

what is the cyber feminist i

isn't that sadie plant

wasn't that sadie plant or is that

the newer ones are the zeno feminists

i heard from someone i don't know if

this is true

that nick land ripped off everything

from sadie plant is that true i

literally don't know i don't care either

way but that's what i heard

by the way cyberpositive is a great

great great article or whatever you call

it

great great great i love cyber positive

i hate [ __ ]

frankfurt school criticism german

criticism

german criticism in the mid 20th century

yeah i hate it

i hate it it's so [ __ ] boring and

it's literally the

it's literally just

the incarnation of virginity

was the door no a virgin

influential american colonists all read

books cover to cover

dude in the past they used to read books

cover to cover because they had no tv

so they had they were bored and they had

nothing else to do was just to read the

books cover to cover so obviously in the

past that's what they did

but

dude at a certain point

it stopped being the norm

obama

um

for side effects please oh it's kind of

a cute way to say like you know i'm kind

of fat like will i you know actually get

severe consequences if i take this thing

that's for horses halo everyone i drank

20 milliliters of ivermectin it's not

that dangerous i'm dizzy i can't walk

straight thank you

are you crazy you can only drink one

milliliter for every 50 kilograms

honestly

if hassan brought me on that would be

content it honestly would

imagine me talking to hassan he would

get so mad and annoyed he would get so

annoyed dude just imagine if hassan

brought me on

gram of body weight that's way too much

can cause liver damage 2.4 milliliters

hello everyone it is now day three that

i drank ivermectin i still have to drink

two times five days and then one in two

weeks is it normal if it hurts a little

muscles my body muscles are very sore

how long after you stop using ivermectin

looking for people to podcast

what's he doing

i voted for sheer

not actually but i should have just out

of spite

no man i miss um

harper harper was a good guy

you know i didn't realize when i was a

kid but now i get it harper was a good

guy

now that i'm an adult i'm starting to

understand

would you rather visit germany or london

hands down germany hands down

i don't know if

thank you

we might bring jackson on hold on

of course he had no kids dude

who would i know

all right well whenever he's ready

i guess we're doing a podcast tonight

let's continue

and can you get vaccinated and can you

use again after vaccination am senior

citizen i like the idea that there is a

guy who's going are you crazy i need new

sub badges i need new sub badges really

badly like my sub badges suck i need new

ones asap

like asap dude

see there's a finite amount of cow

medicine that you can be using as a

human which is true but i like that like

you know you're in a public facebook

group about using cow medicine you're

also crazy you're just less crazy than

the other guy i guess in comparison but

you're still [ __ ] crazy so it's kind

of funny he was like are you crazy

friend of the show donnie o'sullivan

went to alabama see what he had to say

taught the program about the fda's

decision to fully approve the foser

coveted vaccine and how it just might

change the landscape for those people

who've been at least many of them who've

been on the fence about getting one this

came after the former president spoke at

an alabama rally over the weekend while

he received his usual throat

full-throated welcome

let me ask you guys a question

when you renew your subs do you share it

or do you not share it you just say hit

ignore because

you don't want to be

seeking attention

share share it

no share it always share it

always share it stop trying to be

low-key

just stop being a [ __ ] and just share

it

stop being a [ __ ] and just share it

came to that vaccine many who came to

hear him had no support for either the

vaccine or of him telling them they

should get the vaccine which he did soon

as daniel sullivan was there he talked

to his supporters about the fact last

time i didn't because i felt embarrassed

i lit dude when you do that you are

actually helping me you're signaling to

people that it is cool to sub

share it

always share

vaccines at the time pending approval

here's his report

thank you lois evans

getting that vaccine no no no no no

then vaccines are not good huh are you

vaccinated

no

but i have a lot of hydrochloric and

zinc at my house so have you got your

vaccine shot nope don't want it no wait

they ain't tested it enough from my

opinion yeah

hassan is like

what is wrong with her

dude i don't i don't understand why

didn't she just live in a three million

dollar house like me

dude what is wrong with her

does she not watch john oliver

i i do i don't get it i do not get it

what is wrong with these people

the the fight yeah her opinion it's like

what is your opinion are you capable of

crafting two independent thoughts in

your mind what is

what is your opinion are you capable of

crafting two independent thoughts in

your mind

what are you saying

in the neighborhood i live you would be

ridiculous

it's almost like

there's a division in this country that

i just

refuse to acknowledge

it's your opinion like yeah when you're

an anti-vaxxer you basically are looking

at that lady and going i do not care

about the accumulative collective

[ __ ] scientific accomplishments of

millions and millions of man hours okay

that like professionals who have spent

dedicate their entire lives to this to

finding uh you know technological uh

medical achievements like this

dude this is why

this is why

people are skeptical hassan because they

listen to people like you because

everyone can tell you're bluffing what

do you what do you know about the

thousands of years of medical attack

what are you [ __ ] talking about dude

we all know you're bluffing no one

you're not

dude

look guys

i know people in the pharmacy business

and i'm not talking about the vaccines

forget about the vaccines

if you knew how many things have been

approved by these pharmaceuticals

that are super dangerous and and how

shoddy and corrupt

and weird it is

you wouldn't say what hassan just said

you know

like i'm sorry dude

you don't bluff and just be like oh the

authorities are infallible

i think the best route would just be

just st if people are spreading

misinformation about vaccines why can't

you just stick to the

stick to the meat and potatoes of like

what they're wrong about don't you don't

do bluff and be like all of these

millions of man hours that haven't

what are you saying shut up

hassan is against big pharma too what do

you want about

are you sure he's against big former

cause

press exit out care about this person

like this person's opinion actually is

holds the same level of weight as like

all of the other [ __ ] that i just uh

that i just mentioned people

unfortunately just think that like if

they go against the grain if they're

just contrarian in general and there's a

lot of this right if they go against the

the grain that means that they are

automatically uh on to something laser

shot

is about to get full fda approval would

that change your opinion on it at all

not until they do a whole lot more

investigating than knowing

i agree i miss bernie i agree with you

i agree with you a lot

nothing like this is not about

investigating there is no amount of

investigation that will be conducted

that will allow this psycho this hog to

finally be like all right so this is

okay so this is why i titled this

hassan takes it a little too far

because he's about to say something

that's really i mean he's already using

dehumanizing language

against people who are clearly victims

of something whatever whatever your side

on this

vaccine thing is

we can all agree that these people are

victims right

um

and he's using really dehumanizing

language against them

and it's not like this is like some

super privileged tiny minority of people

this is a this is like half the country

hassan's talking about and it's

a bit concerning it's a bit concerning

that's good i'm doing it now so i'm new

to your streams and i was wondering if i

should get the vaccine my parents say i

should but my grandparents don't think i

should my grandparents were doctor slash

nurses so i don't really know what to do

first of all i hope your grandparents

got [ __ ] vaccinated or else they're

literally gonna die there's no two ways

about it the moment do they step what

i mean

dude

you know what dude

so twitch probably bans

um hysteria about the vaccines being

dangerous

which i'm against uh regardless of

whether i agree with that or not i just

that's too much right

but hassan can can now just tell people

you're gonna die 100

if you i mean i get it if he said

the chances of them dying has increased

if they don't take the vaccine but

you're literally telling people they're

gonna die if they don't take it

i mean

yeah i could see

why don't you just stick to the science

why do you gotta get into this like

hysterical [ __ ] you know

like what are you [ __ ] talking about

dude

this is why you cannot trust people like

hassan a guy like hassan

is gonna just

do whatever they think is the most left

wing and that's it

you know

hello

oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] we're still on the

call

what you just called me right now yeah

you didn't answer what the [ __ ] oh dude

should i hang up

no i don't know yeah

what's up what's up

yeah i'm live right now

um

okay oh so i can't be crazy

no i mean

we're both on twitch so i don't what do

you mean

like i'm gonna get you banned ready

no what the [ __ ] dude

all right i'm just seeing who to call

for a pod what are some personalities

that mesh well some people i like but

like the personalities are gonna mess

with others

um

what the [ __ ] i just asked i asked dev

where

i asked devwear

um to come on podcast and she responded

with

come eat my ass

what

yeah

bruh

i don't really

i mean go do it man

you heard the

yeah i

just you see this on my screen

come on let me pull up your stream

um

she's crazy dude what's my swamp

that's what is that

dev you remember dev from here

oh she used to be on streams i don't

remember i don't know who that is dev

um

what the [ __ ] dude

bruh honestly if i was you i would end

stream and just

what fly there and eat ass like oh she

don't live in vancouver

no no no oh okay

he's obviously playing around

uh i'll just add her to the call see

what happens damn

i think she's do you do that [ __ ] by the

way

what did you say

do you

like do you um

do you eat us

no

okay good yeah

[ __ ] no

they calling they they call us vanilla

for it though yeah i know i know dude

they'll call you dude nowadays in 2021

vanilla if you don't want a peg yeah no

it's fine call us vanilla we're not the

ones with the chocolate tongue

dude in 2021 they call you vanilla

if you don't want to [ __ ] let them

peg you

oh shouldn't we come up

um yeah let's do it let me uh deactivate

my camera

that'll be easier actually

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wait a minute do you full screen to get

the best quality

i think you do

right right

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that's pretty good

appreciate that buggers what's up what's

up that's my vancouver people right

degeneracy you're a degenerate

i mean we could start at us too first

until people respond really like that

would be better because

yeah

putting a bunch of strangers is okay but

i'm not trying to do the nice guy thing

where i control people's energy levels

so i think it's better just austerity

yeah i mean um

bruh you saw yesterday what happened

no no

no you saw you were reacting to it

oh yeah why is it a big deal like for me

i've already forgotten what is the l you

took i don't get the l how did you take

it dude it's my chat

literally dude you know what i told my

chat

my chat is supposed to be gassing me up

and being my cheerleader

and then right literally right when the

[ __ ] two whole three whole question

hit me

my chat [ __ ] flooded me with l's like

you just lost you lost you're done

can you believe that

that did you you need to punish them for

that i know i'm trying to think of ways

when i'm losing a debate

my chat spams copium for the other side

like they will do anything to get under

their skin and if they don't i rewatch

the vod and ban the people who aren't on

my side that's what i think i'm gonna do

the most vocal people who are doing that

i might just ban them uh the most

successful streamers have echo chambers

that's what that's what i was saying

it's like

wow

on the one some people are like wow your

chat is so loyal but

when it comes to an e girl

because i don't know because dude bro i

don't know i thought there was two i

thought it was two holes plus the one

behind her kneecap

dude i i think my chat and maybe they

need to hear from you because i think my

chat thinks they have a chance with this

girl if they side with her

what do you mean your chat oh your chat

is a bunch of chads of course they

haven't she has a chance with them

bro come on bro come on bro are you

kidding bro

they're based aren't they

bro how is it based

to betray

me in favor of her

i don't know if it's betrayal so much as

it's um pushback they wanted you to

answer everything correct which you

answered it correct all right ain't

nobody thinking of the piss hole except

the moderator because that's how big his

[ __ ] is

dude that's what i was saying is like

what you can't put your

that's not relevant you know what i mean

i don't even know they pee

seriously dude if you pee in front of me

like that's game over you're banned for

life that's it

i mean

no i actually i've never you were

holding your [ __ ] for five days

go seven you know what i mean

i want to see sweat like this

bruh i just

i've ne i have never seen a woman pee

though i have never seen that

that's such a lie bro

what do you mean it's a lie

bro you haven't been at parties where

you're locked in the washroom with them

no but they're like they're

on the toilet and

every party i'm at i'm the bathroom guy

i just chill in the washroom so you're

saying you got the pov where you

well that's the thing they'll lock the

door i have to be have to be and then

they'll lock it and i'm like what the

[ __ ] dude you didn't even ask and they

sit down

and i'm always the bathroom guy at every

house party oh and i can't really say

why

but i know how to [ __ ] party bro

dude since i quit smoking and vaping for

what's been like eight months i don't

know how long has it been chat

this thing that i got on the po box from

chat is burning me up and it's just a

little like [ __ ] ass vape

but you've been getting high every day

i don't even know am i supposed to smoke

someone sent this how can you even send

this in a po box isn't that illegal

uh

it does it it does it did it come with

the stuff

the package yeah it came with the [ __ ]

you put in it

well yeah yeah yeah i think it's

disposable right

wait wait how yeah how does wait what

it came with the thc

no no it's uh just nicotine

oh okay but i'm wondering how can you

po-box this to me

that sounds really illegal

if it's just nicotine no it's not

i guess p.o box you have to be an adult

so it's like cigarettes yeah yeah

okay yeah

dude i used to order dude during 2014

when do you know the [ __ ] vape

when everyone used to have like those

vape mods you know what vape mods are

uh the big one it would like blow huge

clouds and [ __ ]

yeah

yeah dude that was back in 2014 2015. it

was you

no that was my friends but i also i got

one myself because they were all doing

it like those bullet box mods that you

blow really big clouds and you have to

put cotton you have to put

well if i met you in those things

you were the shroom guy right i would

have hated you

no dude no the type of guys that were

doing that were all the guys who didn't

go to

go away for college they were in

community college and they were just

chilling in the hometown

and that's just the [ __ ] they would do

dude you know what though

i was a [ __ ] pioneer because after i

quit in 2015 all of a sudden vapes get

big everyone's vaping everyone's doing

yeah when people told me it's gonna be

the next big thing i'm like no i don't

really see that and then it blew the

[ __ ] up like yeah

and that's when it became cringe too

yeah like kind of like tattoos tattoos

are cringe

because everyone has them

yeah

exactly

they used to be for badasses

i don't do you have a tattoo

yeah i got a lot

yeah i don't have one

but uh

like i like i like how ink looks against

the skin i think it's it looks sick i

don't know i'm not religious at all but

at the same time

i just have superstitions like you're

not allowed to get tattoos it's like

[ __ ] there must be a reason

what do you mean by that

like isn't it not allowed

to get tattoos

who by who

religion like religiously oh are you

like are you religious no i'm not i said

i'm just superstitious like

you know what i mean

i just

why are you not religious bro like you

seem like you would fall under that

right

um

dude

it's just because

i just feel like

uh it it just doesn't like following

it by the book and like

i'm like why would i pray five times a

day unless i actually

if it made sense to me you know like why

would i just do it blindly out of

obedience

you know what i'm saying

yeah i mean to go to heaven though

not [ __ ] it dude

that's not enough for me

that ain't nothing not enough

dude i don't know don't you feel like a

lot of scumbags just like they're like

oh i just don't want to go to hell but

they're actually bad people and they're

just doing it because they're scared

yeah i think most religious people are

going straight to hell if there is a huh

yeah

like straight like ain't no stopping

yeah definitely dude because you have to

that's what i told my chat

i said

so if you're an evil person

are you just gonna go out here with

[ __ ] uh

devil horns in a [ __ ] tail and you're

just gonna actually be evil or are you

gonna pretend

to be good

audio audio if i'd pretend to be good if

i was one of them exactly yeah that's

what i'm saying that's what they do

jillian

why does this camera angle look like

this this is fine where are you right

now are you in l.a

no i'm in utah

utah

what the [ __ ] are you doing in utah

she's a mormon how the [ __ ] how many

cameras do you have what the [ __ ]

well that one that one was from my mac

because i don't i don't have my pc yeah

dude that camera angle made you look

like a crackhead like this is the angle

wow

wow

okay wait who else are we getting in

here oh gee rob can you invite og for me

me

yes you yeah okay i'll bring you

is it fine if i stream

yes yo i hate when people ask me that of

course it is all right you're not my

employee

yet

john

all right how was your trip yo how was

uh

tomorrowland and everything you did

it was a lot it was a lot i had to skip

my last read

yo

oh gee rob this girl wanna [ __ ] you bro

her name's jill she wants you bro that's

why i put you on damn you said what

yeah this girl right here her name is

jill jill this is my

little blood brother oh gee rob

we made it

i need to know this is my new style what

you went through a [ __ ] you look like

a [ __ ] tool my boy though

bruh hold on

you guys had raves dressed like crackers

no no i said this before this is the

most factual thing about zurka the most

factual thing this dude is stuck in

2012.

everything everything the way you dress

every single thing

yeah i'm gonna get a full hawk today

i will report you if you do that [ __ ]

yeah all right so jill why don't you

introduce yourself like

who the [ __ ] are you and what do you

want from from me

my name is joe i'm a streamer i'm a

really really shitty streamer

yeah probably the worst microphone i've

ever heard like what the heck

is that echoing

yeah it sounds underwater actually like

what is that

because i have this one this one says

hold on

if you close your eyes she sounds like a

little boy

dude she does

she really does dude

why would you say that

i'm just yeah

excuse me yo should i still title this

caveman podcast i mean everyone is

very cave-like right

right yeah even jill she doesn't want

[ __ ] flowers or anything when i first

met her she's like

throwing me through the wall i was like

what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] crazy i'm like

okay yeah all right that's why i invited

her so wait let me ask a question circle

what is wrong with a throwing against

the wall

what is wrong is is [ __ ] illegal no

it's not nothing how is that illegal

what do you that's illegal that is can't

be the definition of illegal bro it

can't be

that ain't illegal

it depends what type of world are you

talking about

it's definitely it listens

there's many different types of walls

there's like yeah if it's got spikes on

it like some mortal kombat

maybe maybe that's illegal but like the

regular [ __ ] maybe a steel wall that's

cool

uh you know drywall you know [ __ ] you

can like really push her through you

know what i'm saying like if you go

through it it can't be that illegal you

know

it's only

super solid

i don't know i've always been more into

and people think i'm trolling i cuddle

dude i'm such a sweet guy like i

actually do that i know i'm a [ __ ]

[ __ ] for the other stuff but 100 i'm

a sweet sweet guy

you moan when you cuddle

depend depends if that no i don't what

the [ __ ] no of course not

what the [ __ ] you don't

see you a lot of me dude i cuddle listen

for real see this is a problem with men

yo y'all be scared to admit some things

like i'll be in the ear like oh

no no yeah but not that sound i'd be

like uh i'll say something like uh

you know right

right

yo listen listen chet don't be scared of

moaning your girl's ear all right

[Laughter]

no

no chad just be like this i'm not busted

right now

broken heads up

bro chad do not do that

just

take one of the ear and tell her like

how much you don't love her like it's

it's not that [ __ ] all right

i promise it makes me so uncomfortable

when they say something and i don't hear

them i'm like

what did you say i hate when they

they're louder than the uber outside

waiting for them

i'm [ __ ] in fresh form today dude i

am at yo

guys let's get the subs going we're in

good form today this is going to be a

wild one

intense questions all night from chat oh

gee rob if you don't have red bull you

don't have grill in mind you don't have

anything on you

snort a line we go hard in a video game

don't do drugs everyone jill

how what when's your last experience

with ketamine

last week

what yo just the only one i know who's

her her go-to is kay

i'm like dude i know people who do cake

because they're rap

yeah but my buddies who do k it's

because we ran out of other stuff like

nobody ever go hey look it depends on

what though

like when you run out of all your

serotonin

you're gonna do something else

yeah i'm just saying i'm instead of

getting ketamine i'll just buy more coke

no no i'm kidding okay i'll take

you i'll take you to the raves don't

worry no i've tried kate and i gotta say

dude the handful of times i've done it

that [ __ ] is [ __ ] awesome you know

don't do it but holy [ __ ] that [ __ ] is

you know that is confidence man that is

real confidence

and

what's awesome

bro raves are so crazy because

the atmosphere is hippie nobody fights

you'll never see people fight there

but at clubs bro if you drop five

dollars you have to like beat the [ __ ]

out of someone just to get your money

back at raves it's like this hippie

energy and not that [ __ ] liberal

[ __ ] crazy [ __ ]

at the last rave and somebody like tried

to hack into my bank account

where did you go where did where are you

going where you going that sounded like

some old dude that one was in utah

that sounds like a you problem because i

don't think anyone would steal my phone

they'd look at me and they'd be like

here you go they saw you dropped your

[ __ ] and thought you were [ __ ] so they

took that yeah they thought you were

weak jill and you know why you

didn't even know me i probably left it

no as soon as they saw a k-head they're

like that's a weak hippie right if you

were on coke you would be like

no don't do drugs chet but

um do code for a rave like if you do

you're a chad 100

like and there's a million of those

and i just i do [ __ ] rails

should i get into for i do

i do rails

i do rails at the library bro i don't

give a [ __ ] you know every day is a

[ __ ]

every day is eight ball day in a video

game chat but seriously though k

is good but if someone offered me k or

molly i think i'd go to the molly

anything and literally anything

you can't just do that like

on k i flush i'm [ __ ] happy and i'm

giggly but on molly i'm straight beaming

and [ __ ] glowing dude

that's too different they're like not

even in the same realm it's like one for

one like stack them like

yeah when i think of it like that uh

molly's way more powerful if you have

good molly

but you can only do molly like every now

and then it's really bad for you

why is it bad

it doesn't deplete all your serotonin

i'm there to destroy my brain

that's why i went