Destroying and DUMPSTERING Far Right

Even Saint with the ten.

Thank you so much, brother.

I appreciate it.

Midwest Singh with the 10, what's going on?

Johnny Castro with the 5.

What up, bro?

Comrade Thomas

With the Phi, what's going on Comrade Thomas?

With the five uh

Lennon Dubois, what's going on, bro?

Appreciate you.

On Zapatismo, I see you, brother.

I see you, brother.

What's going on, y'all?

What's going on, y'all?

It's another day of military commander, Commander Hazaldeen, full-spectrum dominance, military officer.

You know what I mean?

Welcome to the birth, welcome to the military.

Welcome to the Army.

Welcome to uh to camp.

Camp Infrared

What's up, y'all?

We got a lot to talk about today.

In particular, I mean, I've got a lot to talk about, actually.

First of all,

I saw some crazy shit today.

Oh, first of all, I want to give you some updates.

Alright, the podcast is going to be released tomorrow.

Cool.

Tomorrow, ACP Podcast.

And guess what it's called?

The ACP podcast is called Metal Gear Red.

All right.

Metal Gear Red.

Alright, and ban ban every.

All y'all that talk about Zelensky shirt.

This because apparently Zelensky invents green t-shirts.

Zelensky, Zelensky don't got this.

You understand?

Zelensky doesn't have this.

All right, Zelensky don't look like this.

All right.

This shirt not even fitted.

Zelensky, you don't look.

Do you hear that?

Zelensky don't got that, you understand?

Zelensky not built like that.

Don't call me Zelensky.

Don't call me Jolani.

All right, I'm a super soldier.

I'm an infrared super soldier.

All right.

And um I'm part of the Infrared PMC.

Private military contractor, you understand?

So I'm yo, let's chill, let's chill.

Okay, we got things to talk about.

Important things.

I don't want a fear monger, but I want to make an observation because I saw a video.

I might pull it up.

Oh, yeah, the name of the podcast.

My bad.

I'm getting ahead of myself.

The name of the podcast.

The name of the podcast, Metal Gear Red.

Metal Gear Red.

That's the name of our podcast.

And the thumbnail looks sick.

Um it's gonna be four per four people at a time.

'Cause we don't want to overcrowd it.

It's super fun.

It's super laid back.

It's not politically correct.

In fact, we're gonna get canceled a few times for sure.

We are definitely getting canceled.

Of tomorrow's podcast, for sure.

For sure.

And uh

You will not believe who's saying some out-of-pocket shit because it wouldn't me.

It wasn't me.

All right.

You would not believe.

So, we're gonna get canceled.

We're gonna get clipped.

It's kind of the intention because we're trying to go viral, and that's okay.

And as long as it's entertaining.

So this shit was sick, you understand?

Metal Gear Red.

Alright, Metal Gear Red.

I like, and we got it from Kojima, Metal Gear Red.

And that's the name of the podcast.

Uh it's video.

We got video.

We definitely got video.

Alright.

So, y'all, I want to talk about what I wanted to talk about now.

So, I don't want a fear monger.

But um I saw something pretty disturbing today.

I have it up.

I don't know if I want to show it right away, but it's it's basically these zoomers harassing

An immigrant couple

And I was like, fuck, this is real life now.

It's not just on X anymore.

Now, it was out of context.

Should I show it to you guys?

You want to see it?

Because I was like, fuck.

I thought all this shit was just on the internet and now it's in real life.

And everyone's praising them.

And they're like, oh, yo, these people are patriots.

Yadi.

I just want to show you guys this.

To just show you how much.

Uh, the far right.

I mean, fuck, it's not even just on the internet anymore.

So look at this.

Oh my god, who do that?

He's uh

He's humping the car.

Now we are.

Cool, cool, cool, please.

I don't know what context this is or that they got in an accident.

I don't know what's going on, but just watch.

Why did you approach like that?

Because you're black.

You banged my car.

No, I didn't touch you.

No.

I got me a license plate.

Did I touch you?

I got your license plate.

Hey, hey, big nose.

Did I touch you?

Answer my question, you fucking embroidery.

You're in the airport.

Did I answer you?

I didn't care for a card.

You got a free phone, you fucking immigrant.

You stupid nigger.

Stupid nigger!

Now, I was actually pretty shocked by this.

I'm not going to lie.

This was like.

So, apparently, I want to.

First of all, good news.

The good news is that this is in Canada.

So, this is some fucked up Canadian shit.

All right.

I'm like, wow, this is fucking crazy.

But, you know, you'll notice something about what's going on with the rise of the far right on X or the extreme right or whatever you want to call it.

You'll notice that the most savage, the most savage people are the British Empire people.

So, it's the Canadians and the Australians.

You'll notice in Canada and Australia, these motherfuckers are like super hardcore, full Nazi.

Like, they're like super like Mad Max, hooked on the meth, hooked on the drugs, ready to be cannibals and eat people type of shit.

And that's that British mind control brain rot, whatever you want to call it, that British mind control that they've got up there.

Canada and uh and uh Australia, they've got some savagery, they've just got some some cannibalistic savagery going on, but um

No, on some real shit.

I was just like, fuck, this just happened in real life now.

I'm like, damn.

Because that's always been the red line for me.

It's like, okay, internet, people talk shit, whatever.

Fuck, is this going to become normalized?

I don't know.

I'm not trying to fear-monger, but I'm just saying, like,

You gotta th I mean, you you look, you see that Nick Fuentes was going viral, you see these people going viral, uh, the Hitlerism stuff, and it's like, who's the audience?

Is it it's normal people like these kids?

When I say normal, I mean like they're they're like typical kids, you know?

And they're starting to act on this ideology.

They're starting to act on it.

And uh, shit.

You know, this is some wild shit, guys.

This is some wild shit.

And they're D-classed.

They have no jobs.

They have no future.

They're on drugs a lot of the time.

Fuck, I was driving, and the other day I was driving.

I saw like one of those trucks, those pickup trucks, with a kid like that probably driving it.

It had an OnlyFans sticker on it.

I was like, this, weird, what a cooked fucking society.

Because, like, I just thought to myself, like, this dude's probably pimping his girlfriend and thinking that he's like some like pimp or some shit.

Like, well, he, that is a pimp, but like, thinking that they're cool because of it, you know?

And I'm like, fuck.

Society is fucking collapsing.

It's disgusting.

The absolute cesspit of degeneracy and filth.

It's, it's Weimar.

Why?

You got to understand the.

The peak of Weimar degeneracy was the Nazis themselves.

These guys were sick fucks.

They were sick degenerates.

And

My friends, it's a brutal world, okay?

This is not gonna be a happy story.

Can we please drop the wholesome LARPing?

Because there's such a thing as LARPing wholesomeness.

Don't think that ACP, we're gonna be in this wholesome environment.

Can you hear the peep?

No, it's not gonna be like Martin Luther King.

Can we fucking stop?

Can we stop the MLK LARP?

There's no, there's absolutely no, there's nothing about our movement that's gonna look like MLK.

Nothing about our movement that's gonna look like the civil rights movement.

Zero percent of it.

What it's gonna look like is fucking Mad Max, okay?

And this is why I have no patience for weaklings.

I have no patience for the weak.

Because we're gonna be living in fucking Mad Max, and if you don't have thick skin,

You're not going to survive.

I'm just telling you the truth.

You're going to be too slow on the draw.

You're going to get fucking mowed down.

You're not going to survive.

Just, it's going to be like that.

You know?

And it's gonna be fucking brutal, okay?

Brutal.

Brutal.

And we're surrounded everywhere by all sides by killer clowns.

To our left, to our right, you fucking name it, we've got killer clowns.

And shit, people are actually gonna start acting out this bullshit they're getting from X and from

social media and they're just like they're gonna start acting out that shit, man.

You know, this is like typical hooliganism you see in Europe, but that's fine, but oh, it's not fine, obviously, but I what I'm trying to say is like, it's not cause for an immediate panic, but

At the same time, you know, I feel like shit is getting real in the USA, especially with the civil war that's looming.

Have you guys noticed that Gavin Newsome and Trump are beefing more than usual?

Gavin Newsome is you you guys see the shit Gavin Newsom is saying on uh Twitter?

And it's like, look, that kind of sounds stupid, just coming out of my mouth.

Oh, you see what he's saying on Twitter, but it's like.

Gavin Newsom is developing already a cult of personality as an alternative source of leadership and authority in America.

And to be completely honest, like Newsome

I find it very mysterious.

Tell me if I'm wrong.

I don't s I don't think Newsome is really like that anti-Russia or as anti-Russia as other Democrats.

I feel like Newsome

Foreign policy wise?

I don't know.

What do you guys think?

Am I crazy for saying this?

Fuck, we need like Marcello in here.

I feel like Newsome is not

An extreme Democrat.

In the sense of like he's extremely pro-Ukraine or whatever.

Like, I feel like, yeah, I feel like he's pretty pragmatic toward China and he's pretty.

No, I don't see Newsome and Mamdani at all allying.

I think Newsome is like.

Here's what's interesting about Newsom.

He's not interesting, but here's what's interesting about Newsome.

I straight up think that Newsome is the leader of a different country.

That's why.

Like, no, no, no, he's not.

I don't think he's gonna be president.

I think Newsom is straight up the head of a different country called California.

And at this point, California has a different government and state authority than the USA does.

Like, I straight up just think that the reason for it is just like California is just so different from the rest of the country at this point.

And, you know, there's two interpretations and perspectives.

Now, when I was in California, I came to a pretty clear conclusion that I always believed, but like, you know.

Um

I was reaffirmed, which basically said, Hey guys, look, California is the end of the frontier, okay?

Now we are a country that's dominated by the East Coast, and that's a vestige of a fucking outdated past.

And California.

Um California is like

A front, it's it's the end of the frontier, and it's a different, it's latent with a different version of what all of America is, right?

So I straight up think like from the West Coast is the direction that all the change in the country is going to happen from.

And hey, look, I'm a guy, I'm a Midwest nationalist of all people.

Like I straight up love the Midwest and I always want to say Midwest, Midwest, Midwest.

But I had to just accept the sober fact that like, no, California is the cutting edge.

California is where Jackson came from.

California is where, can we be fucking honest about something?

We have probably the most energetic and active chapter of the ACP, to be honest.

Maybe I haven't visited enough chapters.

I'm going to go visit Florida soon.

I hope to be proven wrong.

But wow, ACP California is extremely, extremely powerful, extremely effective, extremely high energy, you know?

I just see the energy.

It's fucking crazy, you know?

And there is something very special about California.

And it's like California is like golden America.

It's like America from the like Anglo-Atlanticist East Coast.

You know what's beautiful about California?

I feel like California is.

MF what's going on?

California is where like an actual American nation is gonna be born or is being born.

'Cause it's like the East Coast is Atlanticist, Anglo Atlanticist.

And then, you know, there are some people that say, Oh, you know, um, America's a hi you know, it's gonna be uh

It's the sphere of influence of the Spanish Empire or some shit.

And it's like, no.

Well, California is like a place that was definitely the end of the frontier that descended in a lot of ways from the founding stock of WASPs, but it evolved and mutated.

Like from Fallout New Vegas, it like mutated.

And like now it's a different nation, totally different.

And that's what's interesting about California.

The East Coast is too enmeshed with the prejudices of Atlanticism.

And the West Coast is replete with a new beginning and new birth for an American civilization, an American country, you know?

Like

I think Cal I think California is very interesting.

Anyway, look, for historical reasons, whatever you want to call it, uh there's gonna be a civil war soon.

California's gonna be uh at the avant-garde of it for sure.

It's gonna be Newsome.

Right now it's like Newsome seems to be the leader of the breakaway faction for the Hoi 4 mod that we're living in.

And

It's happening.

Straight.

You could just see the foreshadowing.

You could see the writing on the wall.

Newsom is directly challenging Trump in the way that's such an irresolvable tension and contradiction.

And I can go into the weeds of how the rhetoric just signifies that.

Like, Trump is meeting with Putin in Alaska.

And you know what I found amusing or entertaining about Newsom?

I found it amusing that Newsom was not.

I didn't see him really talk about the Democrat talking points of like, oh, you know, you're selling out to Putin, you're selling out Ukraine.

I didn't see that from Newsom.

What I saw from Newsom was, hey, Trump, why are you ignoring me?

I'm the man.

Your hands are smaller than mine.

I'm redrawing the maps because it's like Newsom didn't even care about that.

He didn't even care about Ukraine at all.

And to be honest,

I found that very interesting.

Um

That means between Newsom and Trump.

He said Trump bent the knee.

I don't know.

You know, look, I don't know.

I don't know.

For now, right now, I don't have a dog in the race.

Between Newsom and Trump, I honestly cannot confidently say that I like prefer anyone.

I can bluntly tell you that on a personal level, I do prefer Trump to Biden.

Absolutely.

Like, I do prefer Trump to Hillary Clinton and

Like the actual Democrat Party establishment and in general just the Democratic Party.

Like they're demons.

The East Coast Democratic Party, I don't know what it is.

They're demonic.

Um now is Newsom bad?

Yeah, he's bad, but

For some reason I just see him as like in a different league.

He's just a different category than the other Democrats.

Because of his attitude toward China, because on foreign policy he doesn't seem as hawkish on Ukraine, because he just seems so concerned with like California as just a separate country.

Yeah, he's more independent and he's more agentic.

That's a good way.

It's an eloquent way of putting it.

Okay.

And that doesn't mean he's good and doesn't mean I support him.

It just means that between him and Trump, I am kind of sitting and eating popcorn versus when, to be honest, when the East Coast Democrats are fighting Trump.

On a personal level, I am kind of like, fuck, I want them to lose because it's not that I want Trump to win, I want them to lose, 'cause these people fucking are crazy, they're after me, they're on on a personal level, they're fucking after me, they're after Jackson, they're after us and they control the CPUSA, they control Joe Sims through People's World.

And Sam Webb and whatever, and it's like these are fucking disgusting reptiles and demons and I can't stand them.

You know, I am noticing the Nazis are starting to accept Newsom.

I am noticing that.

Now that is different.

That what that what that is is uh if you can't tell, regardless of what the kid himself is saying, the Groipers have become all pro-Ukraine.

Pro-EU and pro-Ukraine.

Isn't that fascinating?

They've all become pro-Ukraine.

And they say Putin is a Jew and they support Ukraine and they support they become Richard Spencer, basically.

And we who saw this coming?

Oh my god, who could see this coming?

What a shock.

What a big shocker.

Uh, they're anti-Eurasianist.

What a big shocker, you know.

They're all supporting Ukraine.

Because yes, the actual Nazis are in Ukraine and Putin is not a fascist.

See, they're th th th these people, uh yeah, well what can you say?

They're just going with the Democrats and

You know, it's it's that merger I'm talking about with the DSA that I've been talking about, where they're they're gonna merge with DSA to form the American Nazi Party.

And that I feel like that's what's going on.

This is just everything's on track.

to to play out in that way, you know, and um

I pred I've been predicting that for a long time and it's just all going according to plan and to be honest, I'm not too amused by that.

I I I I would prefer to be wrong sometimes.

But whatever, it is what it is.

We're prepared for it.

We're prepared for it.

Well, in any case.

The y you notice among the millennials, Russia is extremely unpopular.

Uh Ukraine is extremely popular among them, supporting Ukraine.

And they have this thing where they they mock all of the Russia supporters and they for some reason it's very uncool to be a Russia supporter.

Very it's not vogue.

It's very much not vogue, you know?

And

Well, what can we say?

I noticed this tendency in 2022 actually.

I'm just surprising it took as long as it did to reach its logical conclusion.

In the way that it did.

The podcast is not going to stream, but it is going to be on YouTube.

It's not a live stream.

Anyway, look.

Yeah.

So that that's taking shape big time.

And uh we are probably the only faction of Gen Z that is fanatically pro-Russia in the way that we are, to be honest.

And that's pretty fucking crazy, 'cause it's just like the other pro Russia people are MAGA boomers and now the that there's this rebellion among Gen Z against MAGA that is just overwhelmingly Democrat and liberal, plus Nazis, plus neo Nazis, you know.

So this is actually something that's happening.

And um speaking of this kind of neo Nazi shit, it's like

They are starting to.

You know what I can always tell by all of our enemies, regardless of where they are on the political spectrum?

Don't you notice they have a resentment toward us that's racial?

Like DSA types have a racial fascination with us where they do kind of make these snide remarks where they'll be like, they're not even real Americans.

They're like a bunch of freaking brown people that are self-hating browns.

And then the right wing just openly just calls us the N-word and calls us brown, all brown.

But I think what it is, is a millennial anti-Americanism.

And what I mean by anti-Americanism is that the vogue thing for these millennials, and by the way, the Fuentes people are becoming millennials.

You know, this whole Zoomer, it's all nonsense.

They're just millennials now with the DSA and Hassan Piker.

They believe in European ethno-nation states and European culture and the old world categories in general.

And we are just Ameromuts in their mind.

Partially true.

Partially true.

We have many mixed people in our ranks.

But we're too like ethnically American.

And they it they don't they don't appreciate that.

They would prefer the DSA millennials, they would prefer everyone is in a neat little identity category.

Like, oh, you're part of the black caucus, you're part of the Mexican caucus, you're part of the uh the Arab caucus.

And you're the Latinx caucus, and they have these caucuses for different races, and they manage them in politically correct ways.

And then there's the white caucus, which is just like a BDSM gimp suit where they're just beating themselves up for being white.

And then obviously, the far right very clearly has racial politics, white nationalist kinds.

And the crossover is not as dramatic as you think.

Okay.

It doesn't take a lot for an iDubbs to go from white power to Latinx solidarity.

It's not a huge leap for there to be crossover.

And there is crossover, by the way.

You know, I'm not going to claim to be the biggest Sneeko fan.

Frankly, I'm not.

I have nothing to do with Sneeko.

I have no...

I've never talked to him once.

The time I did speak to him was with Jackson on the live stream.

And Sneeko was very disrespectful.

And I remember that.

I don't care about Sneeko, but I will make an observation.

The Sneeko hate was like an alliance between like DSA Libs and fucking like Sam Hyde people and like the alt-right or whatever.

And like they were all coming at Sneeko because he's like a mutt and he's like racially a disaster for them, right?

Um

So, like, I did make that observation, you know, to be honest.

And so, what I'm trying to say for millennials, the crossover between the DSA types and the actual open and out Nazis, it's not a huge leap, okay?

Look at the records of the ACP.

They are straight up.

You know what these people say in private?

You know the shit they say about me in private?

They're like, the fucking A-Rab terrorist.

Deport that fucking guy.

Deport that brown Muslim Haas.

How dare he?

They have their crackhead, Dylan.

Look at the shit he says about me and us.

That's actually what they say in private.

All of them, all of our records.

So they and they're all millennials by the way, you know?

Um

And that's what's going on, you know?

That's like the big political realignment.

That's what's going on.

These millennials are basically they have a solidarity.

DSA, GF, and National Socialist, BF.

That's the couple.

It's like DSA woman.

And

Nazi man.

It's like that's the couple that's emerging.

And some of these men are, you know, more estrogenic, like iDubbs, so they're with the DSA right now.

And that's all it is.

It's just a matter of masculine versus feminine.

Uh, wings of the millennial Reich, as Logo likes to call it.

You know, and yeah, thought thoughts and trots.

That's a good one.

Anyway, yeah, that's what's going on.

Okay.

And regarding the American Communist Party, we are just, we totally, um, what's the word?

We jam their like radar.

We're jamming their identity politics nonsense.

Like, we are just too racially strange and don't make sense.

I'm going to be, can I be honest and politically incorrect?

Sometimes I see some of you, my comrades, and I'm like, what the hell are you?

Like, what are you?

And then I go up to you and ask you, and you're like, oh, I'm 30% this.

I'm 30%.

And I'm like, oh.

So just American, you know?

Um, and and like these fucking millennial Reich people do not fucking like that, they really do, they do not appreciate that fact about us that we are straight up just like straight up actual ethnically Americans.

Like, we are like Tartari, we are a different race that doesn't exist anywhere.

There's no code from the old world.

Like, let's say you're an ethnographer.

You know, Danny Shaw was an ethnographer.

That's actually a funny irony.

But there's no like ethnography from the old world that comes to this continent and visits the ACP.

Whitelist with the 10.

What's going on, bro?

They can't come here and visit the ACP and like categorize us ethnically in a way that makes sense according to like these old world ethnographic maps.

We just totally fucking we, to be honest, this is kind of what I wanted to talk about today.

We are a form, we are literally walking into the old world ethnography and cosmology with our ball sack out.

And we're just slamming it on the table while everyone's eating dinner.

And it's just a completely disrespectful, just like total man spreading on the bus.

Like total disrespectful violation of the old world rules and rules and realism.

Just totally, just totally fucking throwing it out the window because we don't give a fuck, right?

And I'm going to kind of lean into that a little more, okay?

Because, you know.

The rules

That the boo all the boomer th that's where it's it's coming from.

It's coming from a cosmology that was literally disproven by the very discovery of this fucking continent.

Like, y'all were wrong.

Y'all were wrong.

Fuck your democratic socialism, you were wrong.

There was shit here you didn't know about.

All y'all were wrong.

There were shamans in Siberia trying to tell you and humble you and you ignored them.

But like, with all due respect,

When I mean that all due respect, I'm not gonna be talked down to by people who worship old world ways when I live in a land that is the living proof that everyone over there was fucking wrong.

Rome was wrong.

Rome was wrong.

You know, and I'm not talking about the Catholic Church per se, but there's a certain type of LARP that I see where people are like, The Roman Empire, the Roman Empire Hey, fuckface, Rome was wrong.

Rome had no fucking clue.

There was fucking buffaloes running around here and shit.

They had no fucking idea, okay?

They were all fucking wrong 'cause they weren't quick enough.

And it's like

These people are turning me into a Chalvinist, okay?

I it's like I'm gonna go to a fucking DSA or neo-Nazi meeting in this country and I'm gonna fucking build a US military base right on their shit, bitch Don't you fucking dare talk down to the infrared ACP Ameromutt community you bitch We are full spectrum dominance You understand we are full spectrum dominance

We are literally a fork.

From the US military that is mut it's in a revolutionary mutiny, just like the Bolshevik sailors and soldiers who created Soviets, but like we are the real Americans and you're a bunch of fucking LARPing, Euro Euro worshiping traitor scum.

Fucking talking down and looking down on us for what?

For having a bunch of people in our party.

Whose blood

Is descended from the fucking American Indians that lived here for thousands and thousands of years that are mixed between white, brown, black, and you fucking name it.

Hey, yeah, that's America.

That's what this country is now.

You can bitch and whine about how that came to be.

I don't fucking care.

That's what it is.

And anyone trying to create these stupid fucking identities.

Intersectional, whether it's coming from the liberal left or it's coming from the white nationalist racial right.

Hey, shove it up your fucking ass.

You're not living in the country that you think you are.

They go, I want to go back to the 1950s.

Hey, we're living in the 2020s.

Here and now.

This is what it fucking is.

You understand?

It's like we are literally the Spartans from Halo 3.

We are the fucking Halo 3 Space Marines.

You understand?

Nobody can say shit to us.

And this whole country is living proof that the entire world was fucking wrong.

This land, the the soil, is proof the whole fucking world was wrong.

The whole fucking world was wrong.

You understand?

Hey, I'm gonna even go farther.

I have a nuclear bomb.

I'm gonna drop.

European Marxists?

Shut the fuck up.

Marxism is ours.

Because guess what?

All your shit was wrong.

Tainted, fundamentally tainted by being fucking wrong about everything, about what's going on in this new world.

Okay, first of all, all the European social democrats didn't know what the fuck was going on in America at all.

None of them made any headwinds into America.

The only people that made headwinds here were people that literally adapted Marxism in a completely different way, like Daniel DeLeon and you know, Eugene Debs and Foster and stuff.

But like the social democratic paradigm didn't fucking work here.

And the old world Marxists were totally fucking wrong about America.

Now, granted, Engels and Marx had a pretty good grasp and comprehension of America, but their followers didn't.

Their European followers absolutely didn't understand this country and still don't.

We were a fork in the wrench.

We did disprove a bunch of shit about what they expected and understood history was going to be.

We America, not just the USA, but America in general, has always been the monkey wrench in the gears as far as the old world cosmology.

From you know, from the times of ancient Greece, if you will, all the way through and all the way up to European Marxism itself, we were the fucking exception.

We are the thing you couldn't fucking predict or see coming.

We are the thing that's an inconvenient truth that you never understood.

And like, no matter how much they try to cope and domesticate us and pretend like we somehow fit within their worldview and within their paradigm, the rotten truth is that they're always too fucking late in their coping.

And we're the ones who are quick on the fucking draw and quick on the kill.

You understand?

You do it and you don't think about it and you don't fucking hesitate because it's the difference between life and death.

And we fucking do it.

And only after all is said and done do they fucking come and swoop in like vultures and claim they understood it the whole fucking time.

But the truth is in that decisive moment, that is literally the difference between one and zero.

The thing that determines fate, that decisiveness.

We are thrown to that.

We are in the wild west.

We are thrown to the fires of logos, what they called logos.

You understand?

The very logic underlying being and existence.

We are thrown in the fucking middle of it.

We don't have venerable tribes or ancestry to draw from.

We don't have the reputation of a grandfather or great-grandfather we can fucking rest on the laurels of.

We're fucking thrown into the thick of a wild west where every man is for himself and must prove himself only on the basis of what he is and what he can fucking do.

You understand?

And nobody can say shit.

It doesn't matter how much you build up a reputation.

It doesn't matter how much you build up wealth and power.

It can all come crumbling fucking down in an instant.

Cause at high noon, whoever's quickest on the fucking draw is the only one left breathing.

Regardless of where you come from, who the fuck you are, or what you have.

That's what America is.

And that's communism.

Fuck.

Like, this is the f clean slate and a fresh start.

Over there in the old world, thousands of years, thousands of years of bullshit.

Determine so many different social hierarchies and castes and fucking bullshit.

And we don't have to respect or believe any of it.

Because we're fucking starting from scratch.

And is it brutal?

Yes.

Is it dangerous?

Yes.

Is it catastrophic?

Yes.

Is it ugly and cruel?

Yes.

But fuck, I wouldn't trade it for the fucking world.

And I mean that.

I would not trade it for the fucking world.

I would rather take a fucking bullet.

Then be subordinated to the castes and hierarchies of the old world, anywhere in the old world.

And I'm not dissing them or attacking them.

As a matter of fact, hey, I'm extending a hand to all the people living in the old world.

Listen, be inspired by us.

All your hierarchies, they're all bullshit.

All the bullshit corruption in your governments and the stupid shit that's retarding progress for you, wipe it out to year zero and go forward.

We're a fresh start for the whole fucking world.

You know?

The whole fucking world we can free the whole fucking world just by being true to what we are here.

The whole world can be free from the vampires of the past.

And it's like I you know what?

Let me tell you something about Iraq when I went to Iraq.

I went to Iraq, and you want to know how the Iraqi people are empowering themselves through the PMF?

They are appropriating the paradigm of American military doctrine and taking it for themselves.

Now they have the tanks.

Now they have the fucking heavy machine guns and the fucking tactics and the fucking understanding of battle space.

And now they have appropriated the means of counterterrorism.

And the whole tension going on in Iraq is between the US imperialism and the PMF.

And it was all coming from ISIS.

They were competing over who can more effectively suppress ISIS.

And it wasn't a competition.

It was just the PMF doing it.

America wasn't doing a fucking thing.

You know?

And it's like the US military.

Like the very thing that destroyed Iraq and oppressed Iraq and devastated it, they appropriated it for themselves.

Now it's theirs.

Now they're the ones carrying the guns.

Now they're the ones who are fucking fighting terrorism and shit.

And when I, it's like so empowering, honestly, to them.

When I see it, that's like, fuck.

Now I know how you guys are reacquiring your dignity, taking back your dignity, taking back your authority, your power.

It's not through this posturing.

Like ISIS is, it's not through this posturing of just blanket, like anti-modernism.

It's like we're fucking the ones in charge.

We're take, we are Call of Duty, we are battlefield.

You know what I mean?

Like, that's our shit now.

You know, we are Metal Gear.

We are Solid Snake.

It's like, fuck.

You know where else I saw that was in Russia.

I saw that in Donbass too.

Same shit.

I saw the same thing in Donbass and in Russia, you know?

Um

And look, hey, look, I want to say something about the anti-imperialist cause.

Okay, we can keep on banging and banging like Danny Shaw and these people, these hippies, and go, we can keep condemning U.S.

imperialism from a Gandhi perspective, or we can start saying this, you want to fight U.S.

imperialism?

You become the U.S.

military.

Iran, you know how Russia and China fight U.S.

imperialism?

They become the U.S.

military.

They become the full spectrum dominance.

people who fucking have the helicopters and shit.

It's like

You take it because that's a means of production.

The U.S.

imperialist war machine is a means of production.

If you don't fucking take it yourself, you're going to be under their boot of these oligarchs and these plutocratic fucking banksters forever.

So you need to fucking take it.

And that's what Russia does.

That's what China does.

And that's what Iran is 40% doing.

And that's very generous, by the way.

Because, you know, there's a huge faction in Iran of people who wear glasses who go, No, we don't believe in that, we don't believe and then you know, that's how they f that's suicide.

And look, the u the m you can't fight evil.

You can't fight evil.

Without becoming more powerful.

It's just the truth, all right?

It's like nobody knows or understands.

Well, maybe more people do, but uh uh for an American who was born here and raised here, trust me when I say I understand the evils and the criminality of the US war machine better than a lot of people, okay?

But to be frank with you, you the Pax Americana neoconservatism for the rest of the world was like the the b it was like the Napoleonic Wars.

It's like you either fucking adapt and appropriate this extremely effective military modernist doctrine or you fucking get wiped out.

And it's like there's no choice, you know?

There is no choice.

And that's what Russia did.

That's what China did.

That's what everyone fucking did.

And for all the people that love you know, James Cameron's avatar has gotta be like the biggest CIA psyop of all time.

Because it teaches you that you don't have to fight fire with fire.

You can just fight with bows and arrows, and you're somehow gonna win.

And it's a disaster.

It's such a disaster, you know?

Do I believe in asymmetric warfare and stuff?

Of course.

But asymmetric warfare has to be hybrid warfare.

You need to combine conventional and unconventional warfare to take on a conventional, highly effective, highly dynamic war machine.

And let me drop a fucking nuke on you, okay?

To drop the nuke on you, um.

The US

The USA is just the US military, that's all it fucking is, okay?

TDS, what's going on?

The USA is just the U.S.

military.

Can you write this down?

All the USA is the Pentagon.

That's all it fucking is.

Our whole economy is run by the military.

Every facet of policymaking is military.

Everything is military.

Okay.

The whole country is just the military at this point.

There's no such thing as capitalism.

It's all military planning.

And that's why Frederick Jameson, not me, Frederick Jameson said that the way to build socialism in the U.S.

is through the U.S.

military.

I don't agree with that, by the way.

I have a different interpretation of the Universal Army, but that's literally what Frederick Jameson, in so many words, was basically saying.

He's saying, yeah, just.

Let's just uh let's just like have universal conscription and just make everyone part of the military and just have the military explicitly like nationalize everything and convert it for civilian use and decommission the war killing machine, but keep like the structure.

Like basically what Jameson was saying was take the U.S.

military, stop killing people and stop making it about weapons and killing, but keep the structure and the organization.

And that should be the foundation for socialism.

That's what he said.

Now, I don't agree with that.

Uh for obvious I think it's a kind of bourgeois socialist outlook.

Um

I don't think the the US military as an institution is like redeemable, but nonetheless there was a lot of intelligence behind that book he wrote, American Utopia, Dual Power in the Universal Army.

Like it is an extremely interesting way of thinking about

Organization and just stuff like that, you know?

So, um

You know, I'm bringing this shit up because it's like what is hyper-Americanism?

It's like hyper-Americanism is basically a type of black pill where we're basically saying, fuck, the path to multipolarity is to accelerate hyper-Americanism.

Not U.S.

imperialism, but like.

If if if Russia, China and all and Iran and all these countries challenging our regime want to break free, you need to put your foot on the gas when it comes to the American velocity and trajectory in terms of like speed, dynamism.

pragmatism and like totally

Totally overthrowing the f old fart.

Prejudices of the past.

Like a hypermodernism of the Wild West.

Put your fucking foot on the gas.

When I say hyper-Americanism, I'm not talking about accelerating US imperialism.

It's more like accelerating

The precise way that Americanism has influenced the world, um, civilizationally.

Which many people decry and they say, Oh, it's so terrible.

It's destroying our traditional cultures.

It's destroying everything.

And I kind of say, Yeah, you're right.

But the only way out is through.

I don't know what to say.

It's like, imagine I'm talking to someone in like Afghanistan and they go, American is American culture is destroying everything.

It's tearing our social fabric apart.

We need to ban all American influence.

I say, You can't ban it because among your population and your youth, it's intoxicating.

And they say, so what's the solution?

I say, if you want to restore your traditional culture, the only way out is through hyper become more American than America itself.

Hyper American.

And then you'll rediscover your traditional culture.

And I say, we, the American Communist Party, are inside of America.

And we are top speed acceleration of the American trajectory.

And we are going to rediscover some ancient barbaric Bronze Age shit cause of that, you know?

So we're gonna rediscover traditional values, but we're not gonna fucking do it do it by clinging to the past and and trying to go into the past.

The only way out is through, just like Shrek said.

Oh, he said out better out than in.

Which is also true.

The same thing.

But uh this is an extremely powerful

Just an extremely powerful thing that I'm saying.

And

I want everyone to appreciate the significance.

Because like

No, we're not gonna look toward other countries for our paradigm of

Building our movement or socialism because we have been.

Where listen, where where?

Where?

Show me where.

You know, we're in the be we're in the belly of the beast, guys.

Fuck.

The the the horizon is open for us.

So many possibilities, all right.

And

Stop worshiping others.

Our business is here.

Our people are here.

You know?

That's just the truth.

We can't do there's nothing we they didn't write anything about this.

Nobody wrote anything about this.

They were waiting for us, by the way.

You know, Lenin was waiting for us.

Lenin was like, Yeah, eventually those Americans will get their shit together.

And if he was around and he realized how we haven't, and we're still fucking waiting for Germans to fucking oh my god, and value form theory and fucking whatever, it's like shit.

Where's oh, Scandinavia, and we're going to look at Sweden?

He you know how pissed he would be?

He'd be like, Are you guys fucking stupid?

We've all been waiting for you.

Um

And we're worshiping Europe and Scandinavia.

Oh, did you know Europe?

Did you know it?

Hey, did you know Europe was built by the U.S.

Army?

Shut the fuck up.

Did you know Europe was built by the US military, so shut the fuck up?

As a matter of fact,

Should I even should I even go hey, you know what?

If I go to Sweden or Finland, and you know what, if you're Swedish and this pisses you off, let it light a fire under your ass to motivate you to fucking start protesting US imperialism and NATO and NATO membership.

But you know what?

If I go to Europe, I own Europe.

I'm an occupying soldier.

Because if you want to do nothing but prop up my regime and my annoying DSA fuckers.

You know, I am gonna walk around like an occupying soldier in Europe.

You want to keep fucking propping up dollar hegemony and all this bullshit we're dealing with?

Then fuck it.

I don't pay for anything, all right?

If I go to Europe, I don't have to pay for anything.

If I go to Belgium, everything is free.

I go to a fucking cafe, I take a croissant, anyone who says shit gets the beat down.

Because guess what, motherfucker?

You want to sign up for this bullshit NATO shit?

You want to fucking prop up U.S.

hegemon?

Don't mind if I do.

Don't mind if I do.

Okay, I'll go to Poland and I'll do I'll do that same shit in Poland.

If I go to Poland, I dine in Daesh.

I die I get the privilege.

'Cause y'all want those US military bases.

I'm gonna be a US soldier in Poland and I dine in Daesh.

I'm gonna go have the all-you-can-eat buffet.

And I'm not paying shit.

Since y'all wanna, you know, that, that, that, that Polish guy who went, and the U.S.

a republican has saved us from communism.

Oh, we saved you from communism, really?

Don't mind if I do.

I'll just take your shit, bitch.

I'll just eat whatever the fuck I want and not pay for it.

I go to a hotel, I walk in, hey, give me my room key.

Oh, you have to pay.

Give me my fucking room key.

Oh, okay, sure.

I'll be a Chauvinist.

You want me to be a Chauvinist?

I'll be a Chauvinist.

Okay, maybe this will inspire people to uh

To rise up and overthrow imperialism.

Okay.

You wanna go to y Kosovo wants to do that thank you USA shit?

Hey, thank me then.

Hope you don't mind me just taking your cars and shit.

I was breaking into cars and driving them 'cause you wanna fucking do all that bullshit.

Yeah, there's some really weird fucking people.

Okay, that's just some weird ass shit with a weird fucking name, okay?

Super sus name.

But uh

You see, countries like Russia I resp I'm so well behaved and I'm so respectful 'cause I respect them.

Because Russia doesn't let anyone step on their toes and Russia doesn't

you know, leech off of America either.

And Russia also doesn't you know, Russia's got their own shit.

It's like Russia's their it's like Russia's their own shit, so I respect them, right?

But do I respect Latvia?

An Estonia

If I go to Estonia, everything is free.

I don't have to pay for anything.

Okay?

If I go to Estonia,

Um

I'm going to break into the Apple store and just take whatever I want.

Who's going to stop me?

Estonia has no sovereignty, they have nothing.

'Kay.

And uh

Project 36, what's up?

So, anyone who wants to call us Amerimutz.

You know anyone wants to call us Amera Mutts?

And they wanna be about that disrespect

Yeah.

Let's get one thing straight, okay?

Let's get one thing straight.

Um, there's probably a fucking military base on your country, a US military base.

So clearly, someone's not doing something right, okay?

Clearly, someone's not doing something fucking right, and I'm just kind of sick and tired.

Of

political factions in my country that

Are trying to, you know, impose European, specifically European paradigms of politics as as if those are superior.

And it's like, but the US military controls the fucking world, right?

So this is what I'm trying to say.

It's like, how can it be more advanced from a Marxist perspective when it was just totally

Wiped by US full spectrum dominance.

How can your Scandinavian social democracy be more advanced as a mode of production when the US military controls the world?

Um

I kind of feel like what we should kind of

Think of in terms of socialism in this country or politics is that.

We're going to decommission and repurp not even repurpose, we're going to decommission and dismantle US imperialism.

And

Based on our extremely hyper-advanced forces of production and means of production.

Um including those that exist within the military.

We are going to build our own.

American Paradigm of Socialism

And utilize the most advanced information technology and turn for civilian purposes, you know, and like that's what we're we don't need to fucking look talk about social democracy or all this dumb bullshit.

We don't need to talk about German value form theory or any fucking nonsense, okay?

Um, what we need

Is to be Bolsheviks within our own country.

And what were the Bolsheviks?

The Bolsheviks was the Russian military.

From World War One, it was the Russian military repurposed and remobilized and re.

Given to a completely new command structure, you know, the Soviets.

So, like.

I'd even go farther.

It's American Bolshevism, okay?

It's not about an uh uh it's not just about having an American analytical tool.

It's about

What is American like

Political power and political action and political organization.

Like, it's not gonna come from social d democratic institutions.

It's gonna come from Metal Gear Solid and fucking Diamond Dog Company, you know?

Like, shit.

Um

And that's the truth.

The only way out is through.

The only way out is through.

It's like what else is the solution?

And

I've never played Metal Gear Solid in my life.

But I know how Kojima thinks and I I like the name and I've seen the aesthetics and that's all I need to know.

So okay recruiting military people.

Um

Of course we want military soldiers.

In our ranks, just like the Bolsheviks had them.

I mean it's so obvious, of course.

Of course.

It's kinda lip tar yeah, Kojima's kind of liberal, but he's also smart, so that's all I care about, is being smart.

Pig Boss is Pregosian, yeah.

Yeah, for real.

Like we are it's like it's like the the the early eighteen hundreds.

And it's like you've got two options.

You know that Spanish painter painter Goya?

Fuck, what was his name again?

Goya.

What was his first name?

What was the first name?

The Spanish painter, the the wow.

CIA is fucking with me again.

What's his name, Goya?

Uh Francis Goya, is that his name?

The Spanish painter, what was his name?

Francis Goya, what was it?

Okay, it's clearly not back.

It's not back because nobody's fucking answering my question.

Shit.

Oh, Pab Pablo?

Fuck, finally someone's.

Francisco Goya, was that his name, the Spanish guy?

Not Pablo Picasso, Francisco Goya, okay, his name was Francisco.

That's all I was looking for.

Alright.

So at the turn of the century, during the Napoleonic Wars, when Napoleon's army was in Spain, it was this extremely ruthless, bloodthirsty, mechanical, inhuman army, battle tactics that had never been seen in the world before.

And um

You know, they were in Spain fighting the Spanish guerrillas and they were killing a lot of people.

And Francisco Goya, he made a famous painting where, like, somebody was about to get executed and they were just like And it's like supposed to be really sad and it's supposed to be like really powerful and shit and it's like

It's pretty pathetic because

There should be no delay.

You know, if you have an enemy, forget about the politics of how they were reactionaries and shit, because that's a lot, it's a lot different from now.

The comparison I'm making.

It's not a one-for-one parallel, but it's like you can have that attitude now.

And it's extremely ineffective.

It's extremely ineffective to moralize and cry.

It's extremely ineffective.

What's effective.

is appropriating what fucking works.

To defend yourself

And to win.

That's what's effective.

You know?

And the whole sixties Gandhi bullshit.

Hippie bullshit.

It's like the whole purpose of it is to retard the arms race.

On the part of those who are like resisting US imperialism worldwide.

You know, and and that element does exist in Iran for sure.

They wear glasses and they're oftentimes professors and academics and they're they're basically go What we think is that viv and they're very European.

They're they worship Europe actually.

And it's like, that's why I like Russia.

Because Russia doesn't have.

That's why I was like, it's so important for me to rep Russia.

Because the Russian flag today is a it's like military realism.

It's like Wagner.

It's like, yeah, we're going toe to toe.

We're not doing this fucking hippie shit.

We've got the fucking means.

We've got the whatever.

And it's like, that is fucking.

The way to go

If you're a saber-toothed tiger and you are starving and you see your prey, your prey is an idiot, disgusting, bovine creature that probably accidentally trampled over its own kids 'cause it's such an idiot.

Uh and if you hesitate, you die.

Don't hesitate.

Straight up.

Fuck, it's a brutal world.

You know what?

Uh I'm gonna call out a country that is in Asia that also is infected by hippie bullshit.

Um and it's called South Korea.

Holy shit.

Like South Korea has a long leftist tradition, but a lot of it is just professors wearing glasses that are like We must be ethical, ethical, Kantian, ethical, etc.

Shut the fuck up.

And then you've got Kim to the north who's just like testing nuclear weapons.

You could not see a more clear contrast.

And by the way, you know who agrees with me about everything I've been saying this entire stream?

Mao

Stalin and Lenin.

Especially Mao.

Especially Mao.

Especially Mao, okay?

And I'm not saying Americanism is the most advanced thing ever.

I'm not saying Americanism is the answer.

I'm not saying Americanism is the final achievement of humanity.

I'm just saying it's not something you can avoid.

You have to pass through it.

God bless you.

China is discovering something far more advanced than Americanism.

I agree.

I agree.

The Chinese are.

But the rest of the world cannot even, and ourselves included, cannot even begin to fathom.

China's like an alien civilization.

We can't even begin to fathom what the Chinese are on until we understand what we are.

Okay?

Because they do understand what we are and they've mastered it and they've already chewed it out and made it something greater.

Like, you want to know what I fucking hate?

I hate Sockdem Libtard American China boos.

Because they're just red social democrats.

They don't know anything about China.

They don't understand China's ruthless pragmatism and ruthless way of learning from America.

They just kind of see China as like this cute boba tea country with some not even red but pinkish hues.

And it's disgusting, actually, how they misrepresent China in this way.

When in reality, China is an extremely hyperdynamic, like it's like a dragon.

It's like extremely.

Um ruthlessly

Effective.

Like

It has a system that is so dynamic and

It is beyond the threshold of what we can even what we can even comprehend as Americans, you know?

And it's like it's not some soft, wholesome shit.

It's like some re it's like all the things about the US

Military that I was describing, China's mastered it and they've made it much more powerful and effective.

The problem is that that's a that's a stage beyond us and more advanced than us.

That's why I respect China, they're more advanced than we are.

But there's retards and feds that are trying to regress us to

Like, look, not to talk shit, but like

But like Spain or Greece or something or like fuck, I mean like

Southern Europe

Southern European social democracy is what we should take inspiration from, really.

Um

w we should take inspiration from Bra Brazilian professors and lecturers and people in the University of of Athens or something.

It's like, get the fuck out of here, okay?

Um

And they call it they say it's the global south.

You know what the global south actually is?

It's just southern Europe.

I just launched a nuke, bro.

I just nuked the world.

The global south is just southern Europe.

That's all.

And maybe Brazil and Argentina.

That's all the global south actually means in practice.

It means Argentina and Southern Europe.

Okay?

Um

And India.

No, you're right.

It it oftentimes does include India.

Which a lot of strange things are going on with that, by the way, 'cause India apparently is clashing with the US.

For the first time ever?

What the hell?

I thought I thought we have an Indian Hindufta deep state ruling us.

I thought J D Vance and Tulsi Gabbard are in control.

I don't know what's going on.

I don't know what's going on.

It's it's very strange.

Bricks

You know what we should do?

We should just become pirates, and every country that supports dollar hegemony, we just need to steal.

Whatever they're sending, whatever they're wa every time they buy US treasuries, we need to be on airships and we need to intercept or whatever.

We have to intercept it and become pirates that just steal it and ma fund our party with it.

Because there's so many all the disgusting capitalists of the world.

They're all propping up the US Empire by buying the treasuries.

So we have to intercept

Those profits, and we'll convert them to our own currency, and we'll rule the world, and we'll make it ACP coin.

You know what's funny?

I'm gonna tell you guys the truth.

Like, I straight up do see myself as the real American president.

Because I'm fucking crazy fuck.

You understand?

Like, I see we are the real American state.

We are the real government.

It's us.

We control.

We have the real back-end access to the fucking B-52 bombers and the fucking like we run that shit.

No, we don't.

I'm just kidding.

But, like,.

I walk around like that.

I walk around like that.

I walk around like we run that shit.

ACP, we are the fucking American government, the real one, in exile.

You know?

Um it's us.

I demand that level of respect from the whole world.

And you wanna know why?

'Cause I will literally give everything for this cause.

That's why, because I live and breathe and die for this cause.

Absolutely.

I my whole fucking life is for this shit.

ACP.

Till I'm fucking dead.

And infrared is the infrared vision that guides me through.

And infrared's got to go through updates.

I'm going to change the logo.

I'm going to change a lot of things.

Not a drastic change, but like.

I I want to kind of

I have to float this by the party more, but I would like a little more integration, you know, in some ways to kind of integrate them more.

Not make them the same, because they can't be.

Shreya Stani, what's up?

But like an integration type of thing, you know?

Like maybe I want the infrared globe, an OG looking globe, like how I wanted it, but I'll put like a red compass frame around it, like a digital compass, and I'll make it look like that, maybe.

But um

We could do it like that, you know.

'Cause uh

But like, yeah, I'm a citizen of the ACP straight up.

I'm a I'm a And there's no citizens of the ACP, there's only soldiers, actually.

I'm an A C P Super Soldier, I straight up see myself that way.

Full spectrum dominance.

I'm an AC I'm an A C P Super Soldier.

And information warfare is the most fundamental dimension of battle space.

Remember that.

You know?

And you know what?

Inv infra yeah infrared is like the Wagner group.

And the A C P is like the the military.

No, it's actually not a good comparison, 'cause A C P is also like a P M C.

A C P is like a P M C but Infrared is like a special forces.

Wait, I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know what the comparison is actually.

Well we'll figure it out.

We'll figure out a better one.

The dog tags thing is actually happening though.

Like, that's a thing I'm going to be doing for sure.

For sure.

For sure.

Everybody's gotta look like this.

Everybody's gotta look like this.

You want dog tags?

You gotta have biceps like this.

If you're a man, if you're a male.

I'm gonna be honest.

Women do not have to be jacked, but they're welcome to.

It's not a requirement, though.

Like, because you know, and I'll do, in all fairness, there are some biological differences.

So, it's like if you're a woman.

I'm I'm okay with women just like

Having whatever physical abilities they want to have.

It's like men should do a hundred push-ups.

But

We are um

I don't know.

Whatever the military does, just fuck, I don't know.

I don't know what the standards are, you know?

Slim.

No, Harold, you're chilling, Harold.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about yourself.

Um.

I'm just saying everybody's got to be tough.

Everybody's got to be strong.

That's the thing that matters the most: being strong.

Being strong.

Being tough.

Just be in shape.

You gotta be able to run, you gotta be able to

Yeah.

Whatever the US military requires, we require that.

Marines.

How many pull-ups?

Whatever the Marines require.

That's what we gotta require.

Lost 80 pounds.

Good job.

Good job.

How many miles minimum?

I don't know about that one because I am not a runner myself.

What if you're a big guy?

You gotta become a power lifter.

You gotta like have extraordinary lifting abilities.

I didn't even talk about the Trump-Putin meeting.

Uh.

'Cause I don't really care about it.

Because nothing happened.

It was funny.

It was entertaining.

Uh Russia is winning big time.

But we don't it's so unpredictable, guys.

Any at any moment there could be a one eighty.

You could say, Oh, the relations are improving.

Ah, don't get your hopes up.

It's so extremely unpredictable.

You have no idea.

It's all topsy turvy.

I'm 15562.

I'm aiming for 1859.

That's a good one.

Funny, that's funny.

That's hilarious.

These are Marine standards for really?

Marines only have to do three pull-ups.

Marines only have to do three pull-ups.

Are you fucking serious?

No way.

Oh yeah, Marines have to do twenty.

Three mile run in under twenty eight minutes.

Oh shit.

I cannot run continuously for three miles.

I can't.

Because I'll tell you why.

Because, like, I have a giant upper body, and it's hard to kind of.

I'm not built like that.

I'm built for charging.

This is what I'm built for.

I'm built for power walking and charging.

That's like, that's my forms of acceleration.

Me like running for a prolonged period of time is kind of fucking stupid.

Okay.

When I was in Istanbul airport trying to catch my collecting flight, you guys should have seen me.

I had my backpack.

I was running across the airport.

I looked like a retard.

I looked really out of place.

Like, what the hell?

How are you gonna climb mountains then?

I can climb mountains.

I just can't run.

Or too long.

Mountains I can pace myself.

I can go whatever speed I need to go.

Gay?

Stop skipping leg day.

I don't skip leg day.

It's just I don't.

For some reason, my legs are just not.

It's hard for me to grow muscle on them, I don't know.

I guess I have to do it every other day, cause I only do it once a week.

Are you gonna cross?

I already fucking told you I'll pace myself.

I can speedwalk, and that's kind of what I'm meant to be doing: speedwalking.

Like, if I'm trying to get somewhere fast, I speedwalk.

I'm not going to.

It's only when I'm like panicking that I'm running.

Like at the Istanbul airport, when I'm catching a connecting flight, it's like I'm like, fuck, I don't want to be stuck in the old world for longer.

I want to go back to my beautiful America, my beautiful homeland, America, where I'm not shitting diarrhea all the time.

And I can have culvers, and the air is so nice, and I have air conditioning.

I'm just kidding.

I'm not sure if I can do it.

um problems with my bowel movements.

Every time I'm in the old world, it doesn't matter where I am.

Lebanon, Russia, Iraq, Turkey, it doesn't matter where I am.

I like I have d profound issues digesting food.

And that's how you know like Lysenkoism Lysenkoism is so fucking real.

Like if your gene tard shit was correct, how come when I go to the old world where all my genetics are or whatever, I can't even digest food?

You fucking idiot.

'Cause Lysenko was right, retard.

Walks are better than running, according to Taleb.

I agree.

It's like running is so extra.

It's like you only run if you like.

I feel like running is like.

It's literally like you're running.

It's like you're running away.

I don't run for shit.

I walk.

Only kings walk, okay?

Kings walk.

And cowards run.

Write it down.

Write it down.

When has a boss ever ran for shit?

Have you ever seen a big boss run?

Have you ever seen, I mean, has a.

What's his name?

Has Rick Ross is that his name has he ever ran in his life?

He's not even big anymore.

It used to be

There's no big boss in the world that's ever r ran.

It's only cowards run.

A boss walks.

Alright Tony Soprano has never ran in his life.

Pete doesn't advocate running, there you go.

I could see myself charging.

Like, I could charge.

I could be like Hercules.

I could charge.

I see my enemy, I charge at them heroically.

I could do that.

But that's about forty five seconds, okay?

I'm not doing that for twenty minutes.

I'm doing that for the action scene.

And that's it.

And it's it ends quickly.

Mao said, Yeah, whatever, all right.

Like you you gotta be a fucking vibe killer, to be honest.

Like, straight up, yeah, let's just quote the Bible and fucking ruin the vibes.

Imagine you're just talking by a campfire, you're just talking shit, and then somebody's just like, Well, the Bible says it's like, Well, we're not fucking talking about that, all right?

We're just talking shit, all right?

Yeah, go ahead and quote the Bible.

Go ahead, quote the Quran.

To shut down all debate.

Trotsky invented racism in nineteen twenty to shut off to render debate impossible.

What if you're evading Mortarfire, that's no excuse.

I don't know why I haven't I have extremely hostile reactions to vibe killers and like

I it's like really bad.

It's like I don't there's

I have an uncontrollable like hatred of anyone who kills my vibe in any kind of fucking way.

If I'm like laughing and telling a joke and somebody like comes and makes it serious, I literally wanna fucking slap you into the dirt and curb stomp you.

I'm not gonna do it, but I feel like I want to.

Like, vibe killing is the most disgusting thing you can do to me, straight up.

Like, what top ten worst things you can do to me, kill my vibe, hijack my vibe on some dumbass shit.

Like, congratulations, you know?

It's like religious people do that all the fucking time, but like also so do Marxists.

So do like so do real communists.

They fuck it's same shit.

It's the same shit.

It's terrible, I hate it, I can't stand it.

It's like, I'll tell a joke.

I'll tell a misogynist joke.

It's a fucking joke.

By the way, I didn't even tell that joke.

I made a joke once.

I remember in 21.

It's not even, it wasn't even a misogynist joke.

It was a joke about being a misogynist, like mocking that idea.

So it wasn't even a joke that had misogynistic content.

It was a joke about me being misogynistic when I wasn't.

Right?

Somebody literally will come.

But Lenin said, and I'm telling a joke and you're quoting the Quran at me.

You are a fucking autist who's a vibe killer.

Fuck off.

Straight up.

Bro, you like there there there's always religious autists when you're a Muslim growing up Muslim, there would always be a religious autist where like you would literally be talking about a T V show and they would be like But here in the Quran it says it's like

You have no personality.

You have no personality except evoking like the most supreme form of fucking authority there is.

It's like an extremely violent, phallic interruption.

That's what it is.

Because it's like everyone's chilling, everyone's like, whatever.

And you're like evoking the most supreme patriarchal authority that's life or death, the law itself.

Like you're a cop, like you're the police.

It's like perverted.

It's perverted.

What?

Are you God?

Who are you?

You know?

Shit.

Do you have no personality?

Do you have no human existence except autistically and robotically directly evoking the most supreme authority there is?

Whether you're religious or whether you're a Marxist, it doesn't matter.

It's the same pattern of behavior.

Or Liptard.

This is the whole thing about political correctness and wokeism or whatever.

It's like they evoke the most supreme authority there was, which is like liberal equality values or I don't fucking know equity.

So it's like you'd just be sitting somewhere, what about racism?

And it's just somebody who's autistic.

Who's hijacking, you know?

I'm gonna be honest, like, autism created the far right.

Because when you think about it,

I don't even think left liberals

Deep down or that retarded.

I just think that, like, they allowed they were so weak.

They allowed these, like, autistic people to hijack all social environments to make them so unpleasant and just so vibe killing and just so fucking like painful to be around that

It pushed a lot of people just to become Nazis and just start hailing Hitler, and it was it's literally was just counter autistic action.

They didn't even mean it.

They were just like fuck anything but this autistic prison that I'm being f forced in.

And like, you know, look, when you think about it, now, like, all the Hitler people, like, at least 30% of them are Autistic.

So, like, there you go.

Like they're they're probably gonna scare they're probably gonna like fucking push people away from that too because they're fucking being autistic about it as well.

And maybe we'll swoop in and take those.

I always wonder like what is it gonna take?

Like is if you go down the far right pipeline, like is that over?

Are you done?

Or are we after?

Like ones if you're former far right.

'Cause I feel like everyone here doesn't come from the far right, but I feel like people here were leftists that would have become far right if it wasn't for Infrared, right?

What we're what we're gonna do, we're gonna absorb a bunch of like so the DSA, they're gonna like all become Hitlerites and s a lot of leftists are gonna do that, but we're gonna take like ten percent of the leftists that are gonna convert to the far right, we're gonna take ten percent of them.

The rest are gonna go to the neo Nazis, uh and then there's not gonna be any more l left, you know, uh as as we know it.

Oh shit, there are people who are former far right.

No fucking way.

That's crazy.

That's crazy.

Oh, it's 'cause there's a delay.

Whose MAGA count is far right.

I don't know about that.

I don't know what no, I wouldn't say so.

I think I think MAGA is like a boomer thing, to be honest.

Like, there's no, is there anyone Gen Z who's just MAGA?

There's no such thing.

Or even a millennial, you know?

Um

Alright, how about this?

Ones, if you were a former Nick Fuentes guy that I converted, 'cause I feel like I have none of those people.

Yeah, I've kn yeah, I know Knox w is a traitor, uh, from the the other way.

Oh, one there is one person.

No fucking way.

Wow.

You know what's got us into conflict with that community before anything?

Guess what it is?

Guess the one thing that got us into conflict with them first?

Guess what it is?

Nope, you all got it wrong.

Not a single person got it right.

The anime question.

I'm not even fucking kidding.

I'm not even fucking kidding.

The anime question.

I'm not joking, by the way.

That

That like was a big thi that was huge.

That was giant.

That was like massive.

We oh, the the yeah, the anime thing was like

That was like a bomb.

That was like the biggest thing ever.

The anime question and the gamers, the gamer question, and the anime question.

Um.

By the way, you know like gaming?

The only game that's good is piano tiles.

Piano tiles, I've been playing it for 10 years.

And at one point, I got like over 4,000.

Okay.

Piano tiles, let me play right now.

Piano tiles is a beautiful game.

It's like, let me can I give you a tutorial how to play piano tiles?

So you get piano tiles, you go to the corner, click arcade, you click faster, unless you're a coward, and see if you can beat my high score.

If you can't, you're a maggot.

And why isn't it fucking working?

Hold on.

Can you guys hear it?

The pian I'm playing the pianos.

Piano tiles is the most beautiful game ever.

I'm gonna see the high score I can get right now on stream.

Because, guys, I'm a master at this game.

It's like potentially unlimited.

You know, you gotta check it out for yourself.

It's not easy.

I make it look easy.

It's not.

Okay.

I'm doing it live right now, piano tiles.

And you think it's easy, and you think that it's, oh, it's whatever.

It's just a nonsense game.

And then somebody said, oh, what about the gamer question?

I said, this is an exception because this is a useful game that teaches you how to rapidly boost shit, which a lot of you guys need lessons in, okay?

So, this game is very fun.

It's better than all the video games that are on PlayStation because when you play Battlefield, you play Call of Duty.

And it's so complicated.

Yeah, there's a gun, there's graphics, there's this, there's that.

Piano Tiles gets right to the essence of the matter, which is just clicking shit, doing it fast, having a quick react speed and react time.

And that's all it takes, right?

So piano tiles is the way to go.

I am currently on a roll.

I'm trying to get at least to a thousand right now, just so I can show you as a quick demonstration of my power and my skill.

But it's taking a while, and we're only like halfway there.

Okay.

559.

I got 559.

Okay.

Um.

You know, a few hours ago I got 800.

So, look, it's not great, but I guarantee you guys, try it yourself, okay?

I want you guys to understand.

How skilled I am because you download this app and try it yourself, you're not gonna get 500, you're not gonna get a hundred, you're gonna get twenty if you're lucky.

Okay, so you need to understand I'm a pro and I can start live streaming piano tiles and.

Yeah.

I could become a I could become like the chess streamers.

It's like a niche.

Um

Do it right now.

I need to I need to take a break, right, from piano tiles 'cause it's kinda hurting my head and I'm dehydrated.

I am the next Beethoven.

Um.

Hundred subs for Metal Gear, yes.

Sure, a hundred subs for Metal Gear.

If you hell yeah, a hundred you wanna a hundred subs?

I'll plug and download it right now.

Send a hundred subs, I'll play Metal Gear right now.

Is that what you want?

Or I'll play Metal Gear next time.

Holy shit, what a steel.

Trade offer 100 subs.

For fucking gaming.

But which Metal Gear?

I can I'm just gonna download Metal Gear One and the easiest one and play it for five minutes.

Play Metal Gear Solid 3.

No.

Uh today's connections game for NYT.

I can't.

I think that the best video game ever made was Death Stranding.

Number two is Bloodborne.

And Metal Gear is probably really good.

See, the thing about Metal Gear is I just like the story and I like the aesthetics and the themes a lot.

I like the vibes.

But can I say that I care for the gameplay?

I've never played it.

And I probably wouldn't care.

Just a third-person stealth shooter.

Don't really care about that.

Can you guys hear my piano tiles playing?

'Cause I'm the next Ludwig von Beethoven right now.

Um try it.

Try it.

We can all play together.

Or a lot of you guys watch this on your phone, so it's not quite viable.

I'm just like an expert at this game, it's like crazy.

But I'll tell you something strange, okay?

I'll tell you something strange.

How come piano tiles on my Android is way more difficult?

Tell me why that is.

When I play it on the Android it's like a different story.

Oblivion sucks.

Can we stop this thing where we're unironically saying Oblivion's good?

Because it's not.

Oblivion is a fucking terrible game.

It's just kind of funny and quirky.

Oblivion is just like good because there is nothing else to play.

Oblivion fucking sucks.

Okay.

Oblivion was like a filler game.

There was nothing else to play, literally nothing else.

So you played Oblivion.

Is it actually a good game?

No, it's not.

It's a fucking stupid retarded game.

Poor retarded people.

It's like impossibly fast.

Why is piano tiles impossibly fast on my Android?

It's fucking crazy.

How could a human being do this?

It's crazy.

Why?

It's the same app, but it's so fast on my Android.

It's like, it's so fast.

I can't even see it.

Is this a glitch?

It's gotta be a glitch.

Fuck, it's so fast on my Android.

It's like, I need to go into settings.

Settings.

Um

How do I fix this?

It's so terrible.

It's really bad on the Android.

For my Andro maybe on yours it's different, but it's like extremely too fast.

Uh settings, there's nothing I can do, what is going on?

This is crazy fast.

It's like impossibly fast.

It's not like this on the iPhone.

On the iPhone it's reasonably fast, but it's not like impossible.

Ethnoguesser.

Why is it called Ethnoguesser?

What the hell is that?

Ethnoguesser.

Let's play it.

Ethno Guesser.

This is the most racist game ever.

Click here to play the game.

Daily game.

Uh, how to play.

This game uses anthropological data.

You will be shown and guess where they are historically.

Okay.

Description special Japanese.

Okay, I want to play today's game.

Where does this ethnic group originate from?

Didn't they just tell me it was Japanese?

Japan confirm.

Why the fuck did they lie?

South Amazon Amazoned.

Next round.

All right.

All right.

Alright, I'm not showing this because I'm spooked.

I don't want to get doxed on this map.

Anytime I see a map, I get spooked.

But it's showing me people that look like they're from South America.

So I will say that they are Central American.

Please!

I was close.

I was so close.

Holy fuck.

I was 390 kilometers away.

I put Nicaragua, but they were just in Guatemala.

No, they were still in Nicaragua, actually.

That is so crazy.

I'm actually good at this.

Hold on.

I'm good at this.

Alright, next round.

Uh

I'm gonna say th these look Nilotic Africans.

I'm going to say they look nilotic.

I'm gonna place them somewhere near Uganda, Kenya, and South Sudan.

God help me.

Uh

Okay.

A bullseye What the fu

No fucking way!

I got a bullseye!

Hold on, can I fucking show you this?

Am I the most racist guy ever?

Well, this game docks me.

It's not gonna dox me, will it?

Cause I wanna show you.

Like, it said bullseye.

I literally clicked a random fucking place, it said bullseye.

It's not gonna dox me, right?

Alright.

Cause it looks scary.

Uh t am I a racist, guys?

What is this?

How did I get this correct?

Bullseye, look at that distance.

Bullseye.

How fucking crazy is that?

All right, let's keep going.

What is this ethnic group?

I'm gonna say Nilotic again.

I'm gonna say South Sudan.

Near the Nile.

I'm gonna say South Sudan, K?

Right here, confirm.

Bing!

No fucking way!

How do I keep doing this?

What the hell?

What the fuck?

Alright, now this one's tough.

Alright.

Okay, this one's kind of difficult.

No, it's not kind of, it's very difficult.

Um

This one's tough, 'cause it can be very far away or very close to where I'm trying to go.

Okay let's see, uh I would not say Cambodia.

But it could be kind of like

Philippines, not the Philippines, for sure not the Philippines.

I could see this being like Indonesia.

I'll just show you.

I'm conflicted.

It's like South America or here in Asia.

I don't know.

You know, I I really don't know.

I don't know, this could be South America or it could be this part of the world.

Uh you thought Papa New Guinea.

Yeah, I would think that too.

Uh but also something's telling me no.

It could be maybe am I reaching when I say could this be like Bhutan?

Not Bhutan, right?

Could this be Himalayan?

Okay, uh Peru.

I keep hearing Per I thought Peru as well, I'm not gonna lie.

Uh I you know what?

Fuck it, I'll just do Peru.

Fuck you guys.

That's why I'm never listening to your stupid ass ever again.

Okay, I was originally correct to look at this area.

And then I heard you guys say Peru and I said fuck it.

But I was originally correct.

Just know that I was originally correct.

Okay.

I literally had my map right there.

You guys all saw it.

I was literally zoomed in right there.

Okay.

Let's see.

Oh no, not white people.

All right, for sure.

These are Slavs.

For sure.

These are

Russians these are uh East Slavs.

Hundred percent.

Could be finish, but I doubt it.

Uh I'm gonna say for certain, for certain.

Uh I'm gonna just put them

To be safe, I will put them on

I'll put them in Ukraine to be safe.

That way in case that they're Polish or no, no, no, I'm gonna put them right here in okay, fuck it.

I'll put them right here on the border of Ukraine and Belarus and Russia.

Okay.

I was pretty far.

Uh but I was you know, I was I wasn't that far.

I was like on the mark.

Pretty much.

Not a bullseye though.

I was right that they were Russians.

I just wasn't right which ones.

Um

I'm gonna say this is

I'm gonna say this is Central Africa.

I'm gonna just hmm.

You think Liberia?

That's interesting.

Oh oh oh I'll

I'll go with Central.

Alright, nobody would have gotten this right.

Like, how the fuck would I have known?

You know?

No, we were all wrong.

Although, to be fair, they didn't look like any African group that I recognized.

They're like this is where they really are, this island right here.

Like, to be fair, who the fuck could have known that, you know?

Who the fuck could have known that?

Like who the fuck could have known that, you know, not me.

Oh god.

Okay, white people again, they're very difficult to categorize.

I'll say this is Central European for sure.

Um

I wanna say check.

I wanna say check.

What do you guys think?

I wanna say check.

Could be Scandinavian, that's true.

I wanna say check though.

But to be safe, we just do Lithuania?

No.

I'll just say check.

They uh they give me check vibes.

How far am I?

I was very close.

I was very close.

Okay, very close.

Okay, I am the most advanced racist in the world, I guess, because I was.

How do I get so?

Like, how am I that close?

Okay, I was a hundred kilometers away.

Like, that's crazy fucking close.

Because look how crazy close it is.

It's like all of this, like, super close, okay?

Um

Let's continue.

Uh I'm gonna go ahead and say that this is somewhere here.

For sure.

This could be Papua New Guinea or Australia Abor Aboriginal Australian perhaps.

I'm pretty confident that this is Aboriginal Australian.

Um

So I'll do that.

Austronesian.

It could be Papua New Guinea.

Let's just try it.

Oh, I should have trusted my instincts.

Look how, but look how close I am, guys.

It's like.

It's like I missed it.

It's it was, I knew it.

I just was being safe.

It was pretty close, you know?

Pretty close.

Yikes.

For sure, this is Slavic.

For certain, maybe German.

This is difficult, guys.

Maybe Ukrainian.

I think Ukrainian.

I think Ukrainian.

I think Ukrainian.

You think Russian?

Mm

They're too blonde.

Too blonde.

A booze eye Boozey Wow Okay.

Alright, uh I get all the that's it for today.

That's ten out of ten.

Wow.

I was quite good at this, honestly, quite good at this game.

Um

Quite and you know, look I just dumpstered the right wing, you fucking bitches.

You say, Oh, you're noticers.

I fucking notice.

I know what people are, where they come from.

Don't tell me I'm fucking stupid or some shit.

I'm fucking smarter than you.

I'm literally the Yakubi and whisperer.

I know where all the white people come from just by fucking looking at you.

I'm the ethnographer now.

Look at me.

Look at me.

I'm the fucking ethnographer now.

You understand?

I fucking know how to categorize everyone.

Hassan got a higher score than no he fucking didn't, don't fucking say that.

No he didn't.

No he fucking didn't.

Hassan Piker got a higher score than me.

No he fucking didn't.

Don't fucking say that.

That's the most nonsense.

That's the biggest nonsense I've ever heard.

Okay?

Pretty proud of myself.

Pretty proud of myself.

I'm not sure if I can do it.

Word all, no thanks.

I scored an average of three thousand and six and I had four perfect rounds.

I'm the top twenty three percent.

I mean

It's not really like it

I was expecting better.

Oh, but there's only like ten oh, there's not a lot of people who play this.

Let's play GeoGuesser, a game that'll dox me.

I don't wanna fucking log in.

Can you fuck off?

Free GeoGuesser Alternative.

Thank you.

Okay, this is wild.

For sure.

Where's the street called?

Oh, I can walk around and shit.

This is great.

I just gotta find a road sign.

Ah, this looks very much uh like Russia.

Moimbo wa mum baboom mumbooma.

Yeah.

Bro, I literally clicked a random part of Russia without thinking, and it was bullseye.

It was like a hundred kilometers away.

And I literally it was just random.

Like, I didn't even think.

Alright.

What the fuck is this?

Ah, this could be fucking anywhere.

Holy shit.

I'm not bullshitting.

I'm not bullshitting.

And I'm not showing because I'm scared to get fucking doxxed on this game.

Muimbo wama mawematu nagabo me.

Uh I don't know where the fuck this is.

This is the most stupid place to take me.

It looks like Italy.

No, it's not Italy.

I mean it just I don't know where the fuck this is.

It's like Europe.

Hold on, we got a a motorcycle of some kind?

Uh

That's some kind of vehicle.

gone now.

What is it?

person on a scooter.

That means nothing.

Building right here.

Hey, there's so much abandoned shit, it looks like the Middle East.

Aww, they just gave it away.

Transito hey, I was right about it being Italy.

What the fuck?

How am I correct about shit like this?

Holy fuck, it was Sicily.

How did I know that?

How did I fucking know that?

All I saw, it was literally just a field.

It was a field with some flowers, and I knew it was Sicily.

Never fucking doubt me again, okay?

Where the f what the fuck is this?

It looks like Florida.

This is just Fl I'm not even gonna waste time on this.

This is just Florida.

Orda.

I was right!

I was right!

I just saw palm trees and I saw American traffic.

And I said, that's Florida.

Okay, let's check this place.

I've gotten three for three so far.

I've gotten nothing wrong.

By the way.

Uh

Alright, this is Spanish.

You know, this looks like it could be Mexico.

So I'm just gonna put Mexico.

Hey, I'm right.

This is actually getting tiring.

Um I'm right, it's Mexico.

Now I'm not getting the cities correct, to be fair, you know?

But what can I say?

Okay, this is

This is Russia, for sure.

Uh, where in Russia?

Maybe this is Crimea.

Depends on the year.

I'm gonna say.

Maybe Sochi.

right here.

Nope, it was Saint Petersburg, but hey, I got it right, it was Russia.

This is Africa for sure.

But where?

They put me in the middle of a savannah.

What the fuck do you want from me?

Alright, I'm just gonna do here.

No, it's Australia.

Thank you.

I got that one wrong to be fair.

Okay.

What the fuck is this sign right here?

The signs are kind of like.

Um

Okay, this is Don.

This is Donbass for sure.

Welcome to Donbass.

Ah!

Kyrgyzstan

I got that one wrong too.

You know, this one's Russia though for certain.

Right?

Hey, yeah, it is.

It was.

All right.

Lotta Russia Oh god, I'm on a road in the middle of nowhere.

Playing a game twenty minutes later.

You're right.

Twenty subs and I share the screen.

Yeah.

You guys have to feel left out.

I'm just kidding, I'm just kidding.

I'm literally about I'm literally about to end the stream in like five minutes, by the way.

Um no, not even five, like three, two minutes, I'm gonna end the stream.

Uh I just kind of got a little addicted to this game.

Sign right here.

All right, this is America for sure.

I'm just gonna put somewhere in the southwest.

Oh my god, it was Argentina.

I'm slipping.

I'm slipping.

Someone ban that guy, please.

Ban that weird guy.

Alright, if I f if I get this wrong again, I'm just ending this fucking bullshit.

Ban this fucking guy.

Someone ban him.

Ban him.

Get him out.

This is Brazil.

No.

And Jennifer's trying to get him.

Finally we got him.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

Fucking weirdo.

So strange.

I was correct, it was Brazil.

Okay, I have to do one more.

I have to keep doing it until I get them wrong.

Ah, it's in the middle of the woods.

Subterranean with the five.

Thank you, brother.

Wow, thank you.

Appreciate you.

Uh, what is this?

This is some dead wood.

Put it in the USA because fuck it's Brazil.

How was I supposed to know?

Hmm, what's this?

India!

Wow, it's India.

I'm correct.

Yep, that was impressive.

If I get this wrong, we're done.

This is the DPRK.

No, this is somewhere in China.

Wait!

Oh wait, fuck.

Hold on.

Yeah, this is China.

Keep getting these right.

No, it was Korea.

Hey, look.

All right, now I'm ending it.

That was Korea.

Alright, guys, I have to go.

I'm dehydrated and I gotta have dinner.

But I'll see you Tuesday.

And tomorrow, remember, the podcast's dropping tomorrow.

So remember.

Bye-bye.