Live from the CPI Conference with Caleb Maupin [2022-03-12]

2022-03-16
connect to the wi-fi no no my stuff is
good
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aaron's the guy i'm sorry
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jackson why did you say
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3 fps
the connection all right turn the wi-fi
on i have 5g yeah i have 5 g2
so turn the wi-fi on here there should
be again
it'll probably
what are you saying
it's not what it's like
bro i don't know this [Β __Β ] zuma
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is
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all right i'll be back guys i'm going to
do hotel work
let
this one yeah and then you have to it's
going to sign you in you have to thank
you appreciate it of course how do i do
this
do i have to do the sign-in on the
browser i don't think so i don't have to
do it okay
all right um connection's better i think
yeah
it looks better it says zero fps
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it's been through every uh every major
political event you
know it's been true
no no can i say who you are yeah i won't
show you yeah don't show me that
talon's right here the guy who makes
something what's up
oh that's you yeah
yeah
he's done a lot glad we're getting to
meet so much
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batman
oh
jackson get in the shot i thought it
would be something like this
oh it's lagging at least it's working
should i restart the stream no don't
restructure i think i said damn pesto
i'm restarting it guys
in prison here i'm excited no they
couldn't make it
really
awesome it's crazy getting into texas
because so many of the tickets were
because there's so many people trying to
get in here for for the cpi conference
that's happening yeah and the austin
regards
cpi's no there's actually a lot of
people here
it's exciting did the austin red car
school
i think there was like four people and
then they kicked them out
but uh
yeah
the austin red guards lost all their
funding anyways did they actually
wow
i think dsa uh
there was some sort of
i forget which but some sort of ngo
stopped
funding some sort of project at the same
time you have to have
said that
events
i just want to make the chat box
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sorry i'm misogynistic
you
look at this
i recognize that symbol
you recognize
because you can't square a circle
the circle only tries to square
back
y'all want to stay here
oh
i got pesto mime right here yo what up
man hey my name is adrian uh it's a
pleasure to meet you you too yeah um
uh
jackson hinkle my goodness nice to meet
you nice to meet you i'm a big fan of
you guys yeah thanks for coming out it's
i don't know it's kind of awkward like a
fan yeah no problem i think i'm just you
know part of the movement for that but i
felt the same way when i met them
no yeah for sure but um
yeah i'm the agent johnson guy on on
twitch
adrian johnson yeah sure
appreciate you and yeah yeah
there you take that
what you working for
you've got some really interesting
looking uh books on your shoulder oh
you just told me that you didn't want to
stream from your bad side so how are you
calling me insecure because i don't want
to stream for my guys you know what
samir we have the wrong bad side
samir you're getting emotional
[Β __Β ] yourself
i think there's one place that's like
also uh i can't read the chat
i can't read it either yeah oh there it
is
good looks yo so guys this is um
day four in texas and destiny's nowhere
to be found i still can't find i'm a
vegetarian i was
like
can we get some mod checks in the chat
for
is my old roommate uh austin and uh
also right now
stop ambushing bro that's actually
dangerous
there could have literally been babies
flying dead bodies and [Β __Β ]
this is the
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yeah
but what's important is
our petition
to get people to join into the new
security meeting well i was actually um
this is the weight
in southern oregon really what nothing
national conference to establish new
security
and development architecture
because it's the same architecture
right the many become one
and that's because we're christians
earlier it was four hours now you're
saying three circa is not coming to this
uh you're gonna meet him
i got i'm thinking i think it's three
actually
i think it's actually three
three hours
this woman is a villain
yeah
yes caleb is here but not in this
immediate facility this radiation
why are we lagging
it's really not that big it's still
[Β __Β ] buffering
so the person someone in your chat said
femi
i think that's more accurate than
villains well they can't even hear us
right now sometimes keep calling us
fps foreign fps
i feel like
keep refreshing
the stream is tweaking how is it now
oh my god three fps what a nightmare
do you want to try from my phone because
i have att and it's better
is it actually yeah
i can't because i have to like log in so
you just have to log in for my thing no
because it does like to the two-factor
authentication and all that [Β __Β ]
yeah
it's not worth it
but this is not where this is actually
not
something that works
2fps
we're in a hotel lobby we can't [Β __Β ]
with the internet right now sorry
you're sitting here
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jackson is social wonderful i am jealous
of him i'm jealous of his energy his
social energy
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should work here this is like really
good connection yeah it looks really
good
now it works really good yay finally
day
day four of destiny nowhere to be found
goes to boston
m.i.a
um
is there no wi-fi there shitty wi-fi
yeah it's bad wifi
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i'm not the guilty one here yes she is
we call her samira
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the nightmare
[Laughter]
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you have nightmares when you're sleeping
so if i
stopped you from sleeping then how does
that make sense the night terror
holy [Β __Β ]
she doesn't sleep
she doesn't care about sleep
when i'm on vacation when i'm on a trip
i value social experiences over
excess sleep
i don't think that's a big deal
but i don't need 12 hours the difference
is
the difference is you don't go to the
gym so you're never tired
so how would you know how would you know
guys pesto mime got taken by the austin
red cars
he got dragged away we were gonna go
rescue him but
ah it's just i'm so tired
i'm just too tired do you do you guys
agree with me or haws on sleeping on
vacation
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wouldn't you rather you know go out and
do fun stuff
and sacrifice maybe one or two hours of
sleep
there you go they agree with me
you know what my chap is literally all
shrimps anytime a woman is on camera
they side with her over me and betray me
how often do you have other women on
camera
once every five months
guys
you guys don't understand
she doesn't like you
i love you guys i say those are good
things about you
guys guys he is such a liar when we're
when we're off stream she always tells
me
so
oh my gosh
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clip that please
clip what
where i ended you
you ended my beauty sleep
guys i hate
i love haws as much as you guys do
that's not true
that's true
my chat likes me way more [Β __Β ]
really it's equal
no
is this a trick to get me to tell you
how much i like you
you don't have to do that because i
already know
you just
basically denied it
saying that i don't like you as much as
chad does
chad
jess she's trying to divide us
no she's actually trying to replace you
guys not at all
wait i can't read
what they're saying
the opinion of a lion doesn't care about
the sheep
i'm literally squatting on the floor
okay take my chair no i don't want it i
like this lighting i don't mind
squatting no that was fine
look how she complains and deceives
your last position
my what
what did you say no like a seating
position
what was my last one no when you were
like before you moved oh okay no no no
no no no no no no no no
never mind
all right i broke like this perfect
see that's better that's the best one
see i make her sit on the floor
alpha energy
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not like a
ghost of boston beta energy
yeah where is destiny didn't he say he's
coming
today
he said he was coming today and that i
was going to be super nice to him in
person
oh my god something else what
did i give you permission to touch me
guys always ask for consent
before
okay
you have a lot of attitude today
really yeah why
well towards me
how i don't know i mean
you have this sort of built up
resentment
you talk
a lot of nonsense
no i don't [Β __Β ] you
guys i'm just wrong
what zurko was doing to you last night
no
what are you talking about
he was riling you up
today you were riling me up
hence the same thing
i was right you know what
do you think i care about your math
yes
this is what she does i get three hours
of sleep and then she ambushes me with
all these complicated thoughts
can you just be simple what are you
saying
uh i'm at the cpi conference guys i just
gave a speech
yes be nice to me
what do you mean be nice someone wrote
it in chat
be nice to samara
guys she's taller than me no i'm 5'5
she's actually yeah i'm 5'4
let's do a high comparison no why not
i'm not talking no no keep them on
stop why not
that's stupid no keep them on no
[Laughter]
i just want to give my haters some
ammunition no why that's so stupid
because i'll get attention from it
i'll get trust me
come on
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listen this
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they're already gonna talk [Β __Β ] about us
this is ammunition enough
what are they going to talk about
you know what they're going to say what
are they going to say
use your imagination
why
when i can just use my memory
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huh
what do you mean
about what
guys
i literally just met her here
this is the first time i met her
at this hotel
don't say hotel okay sounds
scandalous okay
the conference the conference hotel yeah
i met her at the conference here and
she is a pro
aoc
she's known for really liking aoc i love
aoc twitter
100
who else um
omar the entire squad yeah the whole i
stand the entire squad
and she also believes in open
relationships
don't [Β __Β ] spread that nonsense about
me that's one thing i want no no no like
you just
um
you also think destiny has a very
um great
physique
yeah
he has the quintessential dad bod that
every woman
is attracted to wait wait
are you sure it's the dad or the son
the granddad bot
yeah
i don't know
it's is it really a dad bod
wants four wives are you open to having
four wives
it's in our religion yeah but are you
open to it personally yeah
that's you have to agree with it because
that's our religion
what what like what is the response to
that what what what can like muslim
women say to family
because every time i bring it up there's
never been a response
i mean i don't it's part of our religion
i mean what are you serious
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like what no it's not
it's literally not
culturally too i i mean it was a
population thing
population balancing do you actually
believe in that
poor wives
i mean could you share your husband with
multiple men i mean
i mean could you could you share your
i mean okay besides jackson but could
you share it
could you share your husband with
multiple other women uh i mean it would
be difficult
if but it is permitted in islam right
holy [Β __Β ]
it would suck obviously
but if habib is looking for a second
wife
you know he has three slots left
fine khabib can have my leftovers
what
what because like you're my ex-wife
oh right yeah
when did we get divorced and when did we
get married
i don't know
anyway
like stuttering you have nothing to say
listen you why didn't you want to give a
speech
i gave it
what is the quality you hate the most in
nails
um
soy and baitedness
so destiny's not the ideal man
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destiny is the opposite of an ideal man
which means he's guys there's like he's
the ideal woman guys there's a ton of
people over there
in a video game
in a video in a video there's a ton of
people over there
and i would go talk to everyone i'm
literally so tired but if they come to
me
if you're is anyone here just watching
me right now
where are your masks
uh there's no mask mandate here
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
where's my mask
samir you look like you're ready to give
an interview
what do you mean you look very serious
i'm reading the chat
and i am
nervous
because i i don't know what the [Β __Β ] is
going to come out of your mouth
what can come out i don't know you've
been talking [Β __Β ]
okay i'm sorry no you don't have to
apologize it's fine it's funny it's
hilarious it's great content
so i'm cool with it i'm just
a little
tilted on my toes literally
you're on your toes no i mean
figuratively and literally
let's just go sit down
crane and usa have oh i don't want to
talk about that
that was a trick
thank
you chad am i being rude to him
one's if i'm being rude too he's teasing
me
look at all the shrimps in this chat
yeah what's up man hey how you doing i'm
real politics oh what's up man hey it's
good to meet you yeah you too yeah hey
what's up man uh hope he is
yeah sure yeah man i definitely want to
clear the air dude because like you know
i've never ever been like you know
trying to be like oppositional to you
yeah like you know because you know i
was like a mod for like six hours or
something
on argentina
yeah it doesn't matter it doesn't matter
yes it does i've never really had an
easy time like communicating but a huge
huge fan uh we're from
houston so we came we came all nice
so there were a few threats anyway so it
was really great
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good meeting you man yeah for sure for
sure
jackson you want to join us
yeah
what's up
oh i'm so much better at this than you
this is literally team rocket right here
yeah
we're actually villainous
we're so villainous
we're actually the bad guys
if you think about it
all the conflicts we're starting we are
the bad guys
someone is
saying marry me jackson
what do you have to say jason
how much money do you make
and are you willing to accept no prenup
how many wives do you want
uh i get to have four
at once yes simultaneously it's part of
our religion
jackson has been learning a lot about
islam
why are you steering mostly
what
what did jackson learn
uh i don't know i didn't teach her
what what did i teach him i don't know
and how do you know he's been learning
i made an educated guess
okay
weird
are we hanging out with circle later yes
we're going to try to if he answers his
phone
um
can we you want thai food by the way
have you ever tried it
i don't know you're white i'm just
kidding
that's racist
in a video game in a video game in a
video game
get over here
that's loki in a video game racist
against
i'm sorry i apologize don't cancel me
um
i'm going to cancel it always show my
bad stuff
you know why because my bad side's her
good side apparently i don't know why
but
it's more important that i look good
than you
i don't like how like
obedient
he doesn't like how obedient i am
i just kind of wish sometimes she'd push
back
um
where's logo he's over there he's
talking luca and logo were
it's like three dollars for a 50 cent
bag
i do push back sometimes because i'm not
always obese pesto come here
you're 22 right yeah are you going out
with us tonight
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this so this is the winner of how many
infrared showdowns uh five
holy [Β __Β ] we've only ever done five
that's crazy
jackson by the way killed it today
i was so impressed with the speech
jackson i told haas i was sitting next
to haws i was like yo this kid is going
to be a politician one day he is
i mean meant to be a politician he has a
very bright future ahead of him
oh and we'd be rocking those air forces
you know how it is ralph lauren every
day that's how we roll
oh my god don't those are satanic you
can't show them the black air force i
got black horses guys
i didn't think i was going to wear black
forces i didn't get time to choose
so i'm wearing
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i'm wearing black horses
you guys
you don't even know how crazy it is here
yeah he's wearing black air forces
that's not why it's crazy though so um
you guys like there was so many i can't
get into details like per per tos i
can't get into details but there are so
many threats against this conference
from like
dsa
and uh the austin redguard
all i have to say is
i mean thank god we've got state
troopers here we've got private security
here but i don't know i never saw the
red guard or the dsa
one has to assume that something must
have happened like a war must have been
waged between the two factions prior to
us even showing up
i don't know
something must have happened
it's like a battlefield out in front of
the hotel between dsa
and the austin red guard and they didn't
even
you know they didn't even wait to see
you until we got here
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oh there were so many threats for real
we had we had us we had austin dsa that
was waging one side of the battle the
red guard waging the other side of the
battle against us
and then the dsa hakeem and luna were
about ready to launch airstrikes on the
hotel
and uh it was a dangerous dangerous uh
you know situation but we're still here
we're still here
so jackson just gave you a report on
what's been going on
uh we've been under heavy artillery fire
by the austin red guards and by
the dsa and
you know honestly move heaven and earth
for chairman gonzalo
move heaven dsa
their artillery meaning cardboard signs
yeah but they're going to call you a
revisionist
and are you a revisionist
yes
what
why do you reject the teachings of
chairman gonzalo
you don't
yo shut the [Β __Β ] up you don't know what
the [Β __Β ] you're talking about he didn't
come with a bodyguard what do you think
what are you even saying [Β __Β ]
yeah
listen we're not even meeting destiny at
the conference we're supposed to meet
him after we were supposed to meet him
on a sidewalk yeah
and zirco was gonna buy his ticket where
i thought destiny's coming what happened
i thought he's coming
guys i've been roasting destiny a lot
and then i see his response on twitter
and he's like oh but you're balding
is that is that a secret
is that comebacks are so pathetic and he
takes forever
to come up with the lamest [Β __Β ]
comebacks
guys can i just be open about our goal
our goal is to destroy
the dgg political community
of or like we are gonna
completely surpass every single orbiter
that whole twitch political sphere we
are going to surpass it
and when you keep moving it around like
this like i can't read the chat
well why do you care what chad says bro
let her hold this for a minute
i have to tell you something
what's going on guys now the chat just
disappeared i don't know how to
operate this
all right
okay
i'm not
russian
oh thank you
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yes i'm related directly to genghis khan
wow now chat is like really
fast
it's like
you know who that is right
that's the one i sent yeah no i know
anything good
no
i knew it
you guys the
takeover of cpusa is in full swing do
you know how worried they are
listen listen
do you actually know how worried they
are they control in like prime real
estate in manhattan not in like the
[Β __Β ] like uh west in perfect
manhattan prime real estate they have a
building with like 13 floors they rent
it out to businesses too there's a blix
art supply do you know how worried they
are to lose all of that
who do they pay that money to does joe's
does joe sims like uh
what does he do with that money
what do you think it does with the money
i think he goes good morning revolution
didn't i say that in my speech
no i don't remember i think i said good
morning revolution in my spirit tomorrow
now i'm feeling tired and we're going to
do the official pesto my memory you guys
are out here talking about
all the schiller institute guys and
infrared collective and cpi guys are
talking about belt dice
well i don't i'm too tired i'm really
tired
yo pesto
all right we're gonna do an interview
so pesto what got you involved
here
what got you involved in political
political shenanigans
um
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did you hear his answer
facebook
damn look at that i'll say based
bro
like are you dunking on like the orange
county wine moms and like debates on
facebook no i i didn't do any of that on
facebook would you what'd you do on
facebook were you a menace well on
facebook i just followed a bunch of uh
i just followed a bunch of my friends on
facebook were you like a menace on the
streets though
on the streets i'm a menace yeah did you
see the videos
where i terrorized those ukrainians in a
video game um
so uh jackson you need to take pesto
out okay yeah uh what do you think about
um
what do you think about facebook's
name change to meta
yeah that that doesn't bode well
why
because
obviously they don't have faith in
facebook anymore because it's only for
old people
do you think that mark zuckerberg is a
human
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and so why didn't the other artists do
people
i can't say that
i can't say that
uh
peso mom
are you a member of any uh
masonic lodges
no uh
what about any secret like
things
are you are you a member of any secret
uh like clubs or anything yeah secret
fraternities and stuff yeah yeah
you want to tell us the secret
the keem's not from iraq
i know i don't think he is either
you're not supposed to say that one
no one knows
um
okay more questions for peso man
what does it say about someone when they
wear black nike air forces
says they're dirty
all right so that is enough interviewing
pesto mine
um let's interview samira
okay
samira what
is your goal
as far as
twitter is concerned as far as twitter
is concerned um to troll the libs
to
uh educate people
to shame them
and educate them of course humiliate
them
into understanding our perspective and
what's actually going on from los
angeles um and that works for me
yeah there's a viewpoint
she's from michigan she's from new
jersey she looks so dumb yes i am very
dumb
i'm incredibly good yeah
all right do i look better in person or
on camera yeah in person really yeah
i don't know where you're from
uh we all flew out from new jersey me
and everybody you're from new jersey i'm
not from new jersey but i am 5'4 right
you manifest in new york
oh i missed that
samira is not an ml she's a um i'm not
an ml she's a jihadist
what the [Β __Β ] in a video game yeah yeah
no there's nothing wrong with that
really you can say that
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but samira is more like the free syrian
army what the [Β __Β ] i'm just
okay samira everyone says i'm
misogynistic
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beta males yeah
do you as a woman feel threatened by
them
threatened by your comments on beta
males are threatened by beta males well
to be honest beta males are more exactly
like important than women
um
the reason why the existence of beta
males
bothers me is because they lower the
standard of men for us women and that
clearly affects us women right
if they lower the standards so much that
all men start adopting that aesthetic
and start acting like them then that
[Β __Β ] us over
so i agree with your comments and i
think
what you're doing is a great service for
humanity
i apologize i shouldn't have hurt him
before like a few minutes ago he said
that i was too obedient so i figured i
would just do that and he's complaining
about that as well so i have no idea how
to act
because he's gonna complain no matter
what
all right here's okay here's the real
question you know what's crazy many
accuse you of being the biggest villain
on twit on twitter
what is your response uh
i take it as a compliment that's fine um
someone in chat on i think the other
stream
the other like million streams we did
today said femi fatale i think i like
that for our infrastructure
and they just
13.70
ramadan coming up are you two ready
no like shouldn't they focus on our
country that's not how to pronounce it
okay i don't give a [Β __Β ]
go [Β __Β ] yourself
talia
yes so italian wool was the girl who
date raped batman
into having a kid you didn't know this
and then they had a kid
damien wayne she uh
basically put a like a pill in the
street
and that's what they're saying about me
they're calling me talia
what
happened
okay this is getting tos okay just
kidding we're talking about batman
no more metaphors anyway no it's like
what the [Β __Β ] okay anyway listen listen
guys
and samira
a lot of people don't realize that's how
german are just friends yes right you're
very great about that
and we're headed in that direction
so that's it
yeah
obviously
we're both
okay listen
you're not allowed to touch the opposite
sides
no we've never touched each other
can i see your glasses
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yeah
[Β __Β ] you actually do that's right
i agree
i agree
you look chechen
he does look like an arms
i'm an arms dealer and then what is
they disappeared forever
chad come back that looks pretty good
no no i don't want to take
um
wasn't there a twitch streamer or some
youtuber who said that you're
never seen with women or something like
that can someone he was right
what the [Β __Β ] are you saying about me
no like
i'm a virgin i have a family member
right
we just met
here so i wouldn't know
at a hotel
conference
look guys i don't know just
everyone was right
everyone was right but they say
5'4
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is tell yeah destiny must feel so good
right now
but anyway
[Applause]
sorry
sorry
this is fine
now i know why you stream
do you like the chat yeah i like the
chat i like attraction
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yeah the tilt
see i look you can you can literally
artificially engineer height look she's
taller
now i'm taller
she's taller
now i'm taller wow i'm literally
artificially engineered she's taller
i'm tall
yeah look at this
look at this oh it's so [Β __Β ] easy
i was right
wasn't i
wasn't i
i was right wasn't i
wasn't
wasn't i by the way dgg you will never
be forgiven you are a community of
petals and i have declared jihad and war
against you by the way jihad means
spiritual struggle it means nothing more
but guess what
dgg you are all little [Β __Β ]
every single one of you
can suck my eyes
samir what are your comments
i'm with you 100
think about it
listen guys
i have samira's hand
in
marriage
and we're getting married tomorrow
[Music]
that was why i was nervous breaking the
news to you guys
[Music]
i was waiting a long time to tell you
guys
but she's going to be my third wife
officially
who's number one and who's number two
um
you'll meet them
but they just stay at home they don't go
outside
i'm the only one you're gonna allow
outside
no no when you get married you have to
you're not allowed outside either
perfect
guys when are the streamer awards
legitimately when are they
and because i'm being nominated for an
award
guys can you believe slicker ditched
i came to austin and he left
holy [Β __Β ] sea dax thank you so much and
anyone who gifted i'm sorry if i missed
it thank you cdx appreciate you don't
let her see john why we just saw john
last night saw him last night
we were literally streaming
my instagram is asleep samira
a-s-l-i-s-a-m-e-e-r-a
what are you again miss
former miss nutrition no um
you're miss
what the [Β __Β ] was that
i'm just saying it's your favorite
are you israeli destiny
[Music]
okay
you are okay she's not missing she's
miss bangladesh
you're
lebanese and something else
let's make up another country
let's make up another country what other
country
i am
sri lankan let's go with that
you don't believe in the legitimacy of
sri lanka
i'm nepali
oh my
[Music]
so why do you support
zelinski
in ukraine
does everyone sing because i i want to
avoid accusations of anti-semitism
[Music]
that's tos
i don't know
just can't fly close to the sun
guys am i not loud enough
am i not loud enough
let me tell you guys the truth
okay
me and samira don't like each other
and why is that
i've never really asked you all the
questions so you can answer it
because
we're still holding hands no we're not
samir who are you going to debate on
twitch
only women you i'm going to debate you
about what
about um
your taste in women how about that
okay the baby now no i don't want to
debate you now why
because it's not an appropriate
conversation
in the middle of a lobby i do want to
debate you on some
issues though like what no woman is good
enough for the con
are you talking about me
yes that's true no woman is good enough
for me
she's literally um
guys she's miss
bangladesh
sure
miss she's miss um
sweden
miss um
sri lanka and miss nepal
guys the truth is
there is there is no such thing
[Music]
you just said that you didn't like how i
was too obedient now you're saying i
like how you never break them no i said
i don't like
i do push back sometimes
some fights are just not worth it
really yeah
okay guys she's so obsessed
[Music]
all right guys guys guys listeners this
is fun i like reading
no we are providing the content ignore
the chat okay first of all this is how
cons flirt
are we flirting no not at all we're
fighting
we're not flirting guys i don't like her
at all
yeah guys
see
the truth is guys
we're related
we're directly related
and guess what
we're here in the south in texas so you
know how we get down over here yey how
and i'm tired today you're
i'm tired today i'm not full of energy
you're really i'm barely eating
i'm literally barely able to say
anything what are you talking about
i'm literally trying to get he needs
like 12 hours of beauty sleep i'm
literally trying to uh give us content
okay we're doing that no no i'm trying
to like give you opportunities to fill
the content yeah 900 viewers that's
pretty cool
yeah
um
[Music]
what else do we want to talk about
uh
do you guys think the cause and samira
smashed no we did not
[Music]
this is awkward
oh this is hilarious yeah
oh my gosh
it's
what are you guys saying
cars
[Music]
but you will soon
[Music]
[Music]
better be an alpha and tell her what he
wants
well he says i'm too obedient
it's banter correct we are doing his
friendly banter
and it's great
what exactly do you think i want
yeah what do you want
i mean i can't want what i already have
sexual factor
um i don't know that's kind of like
yeah
he's not like he's just as alpha in
person as he is on stream
no
yeah
i'm so sweet off-screen
alpha doesn't mean
not sweet no no but i'm like a beta off
whatever
we would not be friends if
you were a beta male 1
guys i cry on her shoulder every night
then she leaves
what do you talk about off stream we
talk about
a lot of fun things like the sino-soviet
split
she does not sleep she literally has
unlimited energy she never goes to sleep
and she doesn't like when i sleep
no that's not she tries to prevent me
that's literally not true
you need 12 hours of beauty sleep
i want to go hang out and do stuff
and this [Β __Β ]
no we weren't we were literally about to
fall asleep no we were watching a
documentary that circa put on for us and
i was really enjoying that documentary
you're like i need 12 hours of beauty
sleep guys the night before the
conference
we went to bullet's house
you guys know what that was on zurich's
stream
we're literally watching a documentary
and she's like all over me obviously
whatever
she's like and um
i'm saying samira we have to
we have to wake up for the [Β __Β ]
comments we gotta go
she didn't want to
[Music]
yeah guys you guys have to understand
listen
okay guys you get really close
hey guys you have to understand
our awkwardness is good content actually
because
we're
making the audience laugh at us
it's fine at our expense but it's fine
guys
only alpha males
so that does not include destiny
what about male feminists what do you
think of them
i don't think they should
exist in a video game
wait but i thought male feminists are
the protectors of women no we spoke
about this the last time
uh on stream
i
hate male feminists i think that they
only
take that position because they want
unattractive feminists
what do you think about the comments of
this extremely misogynistic guy
his name is haas and he said
well he was allegedly accused of saying
that there's a that leftist men seek a
hair a harem of ogre proceeding
i don't think that
i i don't understand the connection to
misogyny
but
leftist men do seek
a harem of ogre [Β __Β ] i completely agree
he's 100
correct who is this haas i want to meet
him
yeah allegedly and i approve of misogyny
listen are you in danger
don't you think you'd feel safer around
the dgg like feminist guys no i would
feel very unsafe i feel
like
my everything is in danger but they're
like also kind of pedals so does that
make them safer
we all know
oh my gosh
aren't aren't pedos like
notorious rapists
they're sexual
all around right
aren't they victims of oppression
jesus i don't even want to talk about
this because
it's definitely too less
which is as it should be honestly
listen
all i'm saying is matcha for destiny
because i can't find him anywhere
goes to boston yeah the ghost of awesome
i can't find this group anywhere
look how look how obvious she is she's
basically saying has cuddled me
in front of everyone
is that the muslim thing to do
is pda muslims
[Music]
pda is super cringe i completely agree
because they don't recognize that
especially in front of parents like
a certain
group of people they love to do the pda
cringe [Β __Β ] in front of parents
you're talking about liberals
like he said all this stuff about nato
oh do you want something to eat
oh i'm good thank you
he said that they
yeah i don't know yeah well
[Applause]
yeah that's good but aaron hasn't said
that and i don't know i talk to him like
every day but it's just like it's such a
silly thing to say what are you eating
you know what
we're done
filming you why are you
[Music]
i don't want the camera on me like this
selfie
she claims i'm trolling her can you
prove that
yeah
but can you prove it
um
[Music]
[Music]
no but i'm even shorter than you
they're really good on that yeah yeah
but then like cuba state like china
no i'm looking at it here it's like not
even waiting do you think it's not a
good look
you're not shorter than me you're taller
than me i'm five five and he's six five
five
why do you think i wanna be six 6'5
it's the first height that i thought of
because we were talking about it with
zerko yesterday okay
and you were trolling him about his
height
and stuff like that and then when i saw
jimmy
it was so lazy
can you can i do the thing
[Music]
chad never pay attention
[Music]
your hands are dirty
you don't wash your hands before
touching my electronics it's literally
bread
yeah and it's greasy no it's
not smell your hand it'll smell like
peas
yeah
i have something anyway
[Music]
it's what
[Music]
samira what do you like the most about
texas besides me
[Music]
no i'm good thank you so much
for one second
[Music]
this person's asking if your lips are
fake why would they ask me
my sister
has the same lips as me i
like people who ask me that all the time
just because it's actually a compliment
isn't it
yeah i would say so people ask me if my
nose is fake
thank you so much all right chad whose
lips are better minds are similar
what's your opinion
mine
um i have really bad vision my vision is
like minus six so i wear contact lenses
all the time
um
i need to get lazy
you need to get what laser what's that
eye correction
sufficient correction surgery you do it
with a laser
oh yeah
i'm wearing her glasses right now
has better lips apparently okay
[Music]
i have no upper lip band that [Β __Β ]
lying piece of [Β __Β ]
you are getting permaban forever ban him
forever
it's literally being covered by
this good looking i will admit like
a good looking guy
[Music]
it's literally my upper it's literally
just my mustache covering my upper lip
yeah i mean you can tell that your
mustache is covering your upper lip i
don't know what the [Β __Β ] are you talking
about
it's actually not i watch
show us the top of your head
it's balm
it's bald
touch i've got that ghost physique ghost
of boston
no i don't think so
the thing is guys here's okay here's my
question to destiny so destiny you said
i have a bald head right
okay
so i'm supposed to feel bad and then i
zoom out
[Music]
you're not one
asking you for anything you're just
really cool
[Music]
you wouldn't get it
by the way
don't go out on sixth
why
i'm actually
slender i'm not thick at all
um she's
she's not thick but she's like she has
some curve
right
i i can't judge myself
she has some group
[Music]
but she has very very long legs
are you denying that
i'm
your makeup is
scarring
my beautiful face
i wiped off the makeup before i had to
put it on
sorry i was trying
holy you're so mean to me
[Music]
she's taller than me
so
how tall are you high five
five four four
they could have done that stand up i'll
prove it
come on i want to do that why
no no that's why you can't even go viral
no
i'm just trying to like
purposely create negative content
if what if you're not taller than me
then you won't appear taller
right
let's can i let's do this shut up why
not no i don't want to
i'm too obedient remember yeah
oh my god you're not even wearing heels
yes i am what are your moms
she's literally barefoot right now
i don't believe that
what news
[Music]
are you just trying to like tell
everyone here
tell everyone what
what's going on
between us
the austin red guards are after us
[Music]
[Music]
yeah is that you're just like giving it
away
oh yeah and then caleb tried to
infiltrate he's trying to take him over
she's so possessed
okay
what does that mean
[Music]
a certain slave owner that i got trolled
for talking about
a very respected one
starts with dollar ends with
llama
oh
[Music]
his holiness
yeah his phoniness
his holiness his phoniness the dollar
llama
yeah
guys i'm so sorry i couldn't cover the
news today there's a lot of [Β __Β ] going
on in russia ukraine that i wanted to
cover i'm so sorry
where's jackson did you go in
dude no jackson's still there
where's he gonna get people no no he
went inside we're not gonna i don't want
to go
hey what's up did jackson go in yeah
jackson went in okay for sure um do you
guys want to see the security picture
oh no we're good we're good
is jackson what time is it right now
it's late
huh 6 59.
i have to skip the gym today
do you want to get dinner
i have to [Β __Β ]
tmi
[Music]
um
guys she's so obsessed with him
you wish
samira tell us about how
[Music]
we're just fighting now i'm not to
justify anything
true all right true you are the man
we have a lot of news to cover
and instead of covering what's going on
in russian ukraine you just want all the
attention to yourself
is that true yeah okay
sorry
you got me
yeah we're supposed to cover a lot of
important stuff
today
with my sunglasses on yeah okay
it's your gaddafi look
destiny did not show up he is officially
known as the ghost of austin
low destiny
that was a good one
elstony
he
got really triggered that we were
roasting him i wonder what everyone on
twitter is going to say
about this yeah
i mean
there's nothing
problematic
i don't think why are you hanging out
with a famous misogynist
because i am pro-misogyny
wow
and pro-toxic masculinity wow
wow
you're apologizing for toxic nails
what yeah
i'm promoting toxic masculinity actually
not just apologize okay you know what
you need samira you need a nice male
feminist to put you in your place i
would rather die in a video game
okay listen guys let me tell you what
she makes me complacent i'm going
hardcore again okay none of that [Β __Β ]
soft [Β __Β ]
she's making me complacent that's what
she's trying to do how so how am i
making your own places because like uh
you know she's trying to make it look
good you know i don't buy any of it no
wait say that again i didn't hear her
she's basically trying to like make me
on zama
i don't buy it
i don't buy any of it
okay
samira i'm a hard dude
[Music]
i still don't
understand your thought process behind
me supposedly trying to make you
complacent
i mean
because this stream i've just been
sitting down the whole time oh okay yeah
um
we couldn't find wi-fi for the longest
time
um
what exactly is the definition of a
halal nose
this one
guys
see the way she looks at me
as soon as i go bald all that's going
away
give us a tour no i can't get up
i'm tired
paz is jealous because samira's stealing
the show hell [Β __Β ] yeah i like that
person
get a room
do you want us to like end the stream or
something is that what get a room means
on chat
oh my god what the [Β __Β ] why would you
respond that way
if we ended the stream we would take
separate movies
[Music]
did you not hear what i [Β __Β ] said
before i said the words end the stream
there was context to that no they said
get a room so you're saying oh you want
us down the stream and go
i asked them a question i was trolling
them because they were
being a little [Β __Β ] like why are you
doing this to me
guys if we ended the stream right now
i don't want to end the stream the way
you're supposed to respond is of course
we would never get a room
jeez you're feisty today
of course we would never do that
you're like feisty today why
yeah i know i see that
um
yeah i'm staying hello you know she's
trying to do all that what am i trying
to do chad i don't know
she like the way she like touches me and
stuff like whoa
whoa
i'm just trying to preserve
my purity
is a beta male bonnell in our chat
uh oh is it
get in vc
okay samira what is two volts everyone
says two wolves hot what does that mean
um it's correct
what do you mean
um i don't wanna talk about these
body parts and
shut the [Β __Β ] up you know what i mean i
thought you're talking about the shia
labeouf movie holes or he's digging
holes what are you doing
what are you doing oh he tricked me of
course he tricked me
what are you talking about
so he's in the street
is he in chat
beta male bonnell is in chat
so destiny where are you exactly get in
bc where are you
we'll talk yeah we've been waiting for
you
to actually show up in austin texas
and it looks like you are nowhere to be
found
what does that make you
what does that make you destiny
samira destiny talked about my bald
skill
[Music]
how should i feel about that
i mean
what does he have
against you nothing so of course his
physique is better
oh yeah his physique is better 32 year
old granddad bod
his physique is way better like
he looks better than me
more attractive and more charming
isn't destiny like the definition of
everything you've ever what you've ever
wanted
male feminist beta male 1
no like he's so alpha don't you know
i'm debatable he's the awesome
explain
oh it's because like uh when i um yelled
on stream
oh god she's such a baby
you're so mean to me today okay samiro
you're
making fun of me on stream and i'm just
taking it
you know you're too good for me
i'm
i know and you're actually
she's actually like
very loyal
i'm in high school
why do you think i'm very loyal
[Music]
how would you say that
[Music]
why are you baiting me
guys samira's literally
she's actually like a good person
i'm not even kidding
i
[Music]
you kind of are but like
you're just you would never i could
never see you betraying me
do you want to know why i don't deserve
that
because if you don't betray me i
eventually will betray you
[Music]
this is what happens guys
see samira is just a really good person
very loyal
protecting my optics
and i'm treating her
[Music]
bad
i'm still
doing it
she's still here
no i'm still protecting your optics
despite you making fun of me exactly
which is true
i think we should do the hype thing so
everyone can see i'm 5'4
i don't want to do it
why get one good reason
[Laughter]
why not this one because this one's
stupid
why are you against it because it's like
i don't want to what's the truth
it's stupid but is it the truth why not
stupid because i'm wearing heels you're
not wearing heels go [Β __Β ] yourself
you're not
see look i'll show you the shoes
i'll show you ready
there she's not wearing she's just
wearing air forces
i hate you no do not if you do that i'll
kill you why on in a video game
why
no i don't want like i don't want my
shoes on stream what the [Β __Β ] okay i
mean i'm a girl thing okay jesus
she's literally wearing like one inch
heels
it's literally so obsessed with height
why are you so obsessed with
i make shoes
no that's not you actually generate
great content you're funny you're
smart
this is stupid this gets me
disney makes a tweet
showing
[Music]
you don't want it or you don't want it
why not
aren't i a grown man can't i make my own
choice
but i don't want to be
complicit and i don't want to enable
that stupid choice
she's actually taller than me she's
[Β __Β ] you
okay how tall am i really
you're five eight
kadyrov's height really really five
eight in reality five eight really five
eight really
six five
five
five
shut up point five five eight five five
point five
you look like fidel
no
no he looks chechen
i just kind of want to go on lsa
austin redguard
jackson what
wait what happened to jackson apparently
the red guards have him
what
he said the red guards have me held
jackson if you're watching this come out
here come out here jackson we're leaving
wait he did he write that yeah he's
joking jackson get out of there we're
leaving
jackson hinkle
get come outside we're hungry
jackson hinkle tv come outside
oh my gosh you guys freaked me out
jackson hinkle tv come outside
jackson cannot be reasoned with he just
walks places and then he just doesn't
turn back he doesn't tell us where he's
going yeah he doesn't tell us it just
goes places
and you just have to follow him where
you're not seeing him again
i love jackson
excuse me i love jackson
he's part of our crew
he's good peoples
what
all right guys listen
i make us look so good
[Music]
100 you
i hate how you nod your head
why
shouldn't you fight back
why do you want i do fight back
not on stream i'm not gonna disrespect
you on stream like that
this is why i don't deserve you i swear
to god
i literally don't
literally not a good person i think
you're a good person we've had this
conversation before no we haven't told
you that you have
positive energy
and that you have a very close spiritual
connection to god
but i do walk with demons
everyone does jackson
jackson
come here
the red guard i just got away from the
austin redguard holy [Β __Β ] oh my gosh
they almost got me you wouldn't believe
it are you sure it wasn't dsa
what did they tell you about chairman
gonzalo
bro they tried to they tried to they
wouldn't let me leave unless i praised
chairman gonzalo
i had to get down on all fours and
praise chairman gonzalo then they
started to get behind me and i ran away
as fast as i could
i'm so glad to see that you are safe and
sound
oh god all for chairman gonzalo
jackson what do you think what do you
have to say about being the nas ball
vortex
lucy
you're you're a republican you're a
right winger
listen
all i've got to say is
i was in the middle of my phone call
with putin and then trump called me and
i was like what do i do this is such an
interesting conversation yeah it's like
i was like i'll connect it let's have a
joint call all right jackson you're a
reactionary [Β __Β ] bag
is that all you don't have a question
and
how's what the [Β __Β ] is all over your
shirt
what you're gonna flick flip my nose or
something
i don't know what the i i was doing that
today
it's like it's beard you need the skin
yeah you need to use the exfoliator or
something yeah you need to use like the
beard wash i'm barbarous
you think vikings did that [Β __Β ] you're
chatting do you think the ancient
chechens did that look at this look at
this stop kidding
jackson listen
you are getting them jackson you are
a chauvinist pig
i love porn chauvinist pig i love pork
look at this chauvinist right here
what of all the stuff you've said about
women
samira what do you have to say about it
listen okay what did you say about women
what did you say about women say it
again
i've said so much stuff about the the
nine lives thing the nine lives yeah
so samira what do you have to say about
jackson being a misogynist
dirt bag
i approve
what yeah
i approve of misogyny and toxic
masculinity
but don't you think you're betraying
your fellow women
yeah and that's
my islamic duty
listen listen we got midas touch over
here trying to cramp my style mine is
touching dylan burns and destiny listen
jackson jackson you know what
you when you went on sam cedar
you hate aoc because she's a woman don't
you
and she's hot and you just want to do
you want to date her
listen
and and it's because she's a woman
listen
i can't say this joke i'm not going to
say that why okay why are you why are
you a reactionary
this this jackson hinkle patriot
socialist i don't know what this stuff
about why are you reactionary is all
about listen
if if
your name is steven and your body looks
like a seven-day old corpse that's
bloating
you're not gonna have one anyone stephen
from a video game
steven breyer you know what i'm talking
about right in the video game yeah yeah
he's my favorite character
i don't see how anyone would want to be
friends with that person and not want to
engage in
discussions and debates with that video
game character
jackson more questions more questions
okay
you you have to go inside
dude are we
really on time okay you meet me here
yeah
you
[Music]
i mean if he wants to say he can stay we
can go
what do you think it's rude
how how much longer is it until like 10
p.m
yeah it's still 10.
i don't know
it's up to you you can stay
i kind of do want to but we do
yeah do you want to stay jackson
catch up with
there's so many western chauvinist white
western chauvinists in the chat
commenting maga
i don't know
they're a bunch of eyes outs oh well you
know what samira
didn't you say
you
like the british empire what that's fake
news i never said that you said you like
the british no i did not i did not say
that that's fake news
you said you approved
yeah we have two more minutes until it's
one minute and 30.
it's already 7 20.
all right
all right guys we're gonna do like a um
we're gonna like do it departing
goodbye
we're gonna sing a song
okay
go ahead
happy birthday
what are we doing
well if you're in the [Β __Β ] stream
tonight yeah can you focus so guys guys
guys listen we will be back probably
later tonight maybe maybe
another thing
beta males