Haz vs Random DDGer | InfraredShow Debate

mutual [ __ ] [ __ ] thank you granddad

don't meet your [ __ ] [ __ ] right now

yo chill bro channel bro tell them you

can defeat me in a debate right

is that what this is gonna be you just

like making fun of my voice or what yeah

that's gonna be part of it but you can

defeat me in a debate right

i mean potentially but that's not

necessarily why i'm here yeah so to

start defeating me go ahead get to it

all right what do you want to debate

about

um okay what do you so what do you want

to debate about um let's see who won the

debate near our release okay i have a

topic actually

if you don't mind

go ahead

okay um

why

do you think that it is an effective

debate tactic

or if it's not why you think whatever it

is is a good tactic to

keep repeating the same phrase over and

over again at the top of your lungs

because to answer why

it's a good debate tactic is because

when people are speaking over me it's

the only way to assert verbal domination

over them

is to

talk in a weird voice and be loud

yes i have to talk in a weird voice and

be loud in order to assert to my enemy

that they're not going to speak over me

all right fair enough

i guess that's a decent tactic

so is this your destruction you're going

to bring on me

i didn't plan any destruction or

anything but you said you could destroy

me right

i actually didn't say that i don't know

who said that you said that from the

chat

i did not say that you could look at my

logs you could see them right now

if you want what did he say in the chat

guys what do you say in the chat

i just said that i think that how you

handled specifically the ending of that

debate wasn't

in the best of your interest why

yeah why

because i don't think that just like

yelling at the top of your lungs

repeating yourself is an effective

debate why couldn't not relevant shut

the [ __ ] up and let me talk

um

that's a completely different question

no it's not a different [ __ ] question

okay how am i supposed to defend myself

with arguments if he's just gonna talk

over me

no i feel you i'll answer it um

my

opinion on that is i i think yes he

definitely was talking over your song

but i think it was in result

to you talking over him no it [ __ ]

wasn't it really wasn't he i literally

kept telling him let's debate about it

you don't want me to [ __ ] get my word

in because you know i destroy you he

keeps talking over me and he wants to

end the stream

he says okay i gotta go guys not the end

of stream he wants to end the call okay

guys gotta go

so he was running away he's trying to

[ __ ] run away and i was trying to

[ __ ] bring him back

okay i understand how that definitely

would seem like him trying to run away

which obviously yes i and i why do you

all sound the [ __ ] same well

yeah i want you to be a [ __ ] human

being huh

oh sounds [ __ ] shame

you mean like human beings don't speak

english or whatever

you have the [ __ ] awkward harry

potter nerd [ __ ] voice why don't you

speak like a normal [ __ ] human being

for once in your life

i

i don't are you criticizing i don't know

it's like this is like our relevance fan

base and like we all talk like this

that's why we love them so much and we

like relate to it so much it's like i i

i really like awkward and like really

shy awkward narrative shut the [ __ ] up

dude speak like a [ __ ] man

the funniest thing is i'm not even a fan

of irrelevant like that who are you a

fan of

i've i actually thought that you were a

chill dude for a [ __ ] decent work

what are you a fan of

in general um destiny yeah obviously

of course so did you know that our

relevant started out as a destiny fan

too

uh

i mean

and we all sound the same and that's why

we love each other and i relate to him

so much

i say ah because i don't know his

beginnings i don't know where he started

from or how he got big so this is how i

interpret your accent ready you actually

enjoy the sound of your own voice so

much and you do well in the tonal

incline incantations of your [ __ ]

voice with the different [ __ ] upward

inflections and [ __ ] you literally dwell

in the sound of your own boys like

you're stirring a pot of soup

and it's um yeah i'm gonna

shut the [ __ ] up

oh wait so are you trying to claim that

you don't do anything like that you

don't yeah

i speak straight forward speak like a

man simple as

like a man even though you couldn't

define what a man is right

um

your girl can help me define what a man

is if she's over 18 obviously

oh yeah my girl that's non-existent

okay um your mom can you you must have

already stolen her because yourself your

mom your mom can your mom defines my

manhood every [ __ ] night

oh my overweight 50 plus year old mom i

love him i love bbw i love him bbw

that's okay i i don't know i mean she's

my mom but i don't know if i call her

bbw

like that's being real generous

yeah i call her bbw

i mean guys look how dg talks about

their own mom you see how disgusting

these people are if that's what gets

your rocks off bro i mean i wouldn't

talk about your mom because i'm not that

much of a degenerate to even go

generate

no i don't think you do i think you also

actually use intonations and inflections

in your voice no i don't speak like

funniest art

no not like what is like the funniest

part i speak like a [ __ ] freight

train

coming at you miles away you don't even

[ __ ] see it coming don't [ __ ] talk

about my voice don't [ __ ] talk about

my voice i speak fast i speak like a

match

you up in this debate little boy shut

the [ __ ] up

i mean if that's necessary to make you

feel like a man then okay

i'm gonna repeat the same things i'm

relevant saying already and then he

really lost the debate and i'm gonna

repeat with the guy who's i lost the

debate he's gonna say just the [ __ ] up

i mean it sounds like it's triggering

you although i'm not repeating what's

triggering what's triggering me why do

you all sound the same is my question

why do you all sound the same

why do you all sound the same who's

who's all of me

literally every person who's uneducated

ever

oh okay because we're real men who deal

with the real world and not abstractions

and starcraft that's why

we are forged in the real world

real question though do you consider

yourself a progressive

uh no suck my ass progressives

okay good

i didn't think so um yeah you consider

yourself a

traditionalist or a conservative yes

which or both

both

both do you think

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sorry you cut out what did you say what

did you say

i said uh do you consider both to be

synonymous

to me or

okay

fair enough uh and what would you

consider

either like could you give me the

definition of a traditionalist or a

conservative if you

could like whatever you consider

yourself what yeah i am i am i am

depositing plus 25 starcraft resources

to your base in t minus 30 seconds don't

worry

i don't i don't know starcraft memes but

okay what games do you play

uh

league of legends pubg obviously

obviously league of legends obviously we

got you there okay

call of duty yeah yeah yeah you already

said league of legends don't

worry you already said these legends

that was the first one so that's the

only one yeah yeah you already said that

[ __ ] don't worry you can't walk back on

it

yeah yeah i don't know you can't walk

back from that [ __ ] you can't walk back

you already said league of legends you

can't walk back

i'm gonna

calm down boy calm down boy calm down

boy calm down boy calm down boy

all right we're doing this again

calm down boy

yeah is that a

shout out so i'll come let me ask you a

question you are not relevant you have

this comment every time you get angry

your voices get more and more high

pitched how does that work

why are you calling me boy

is that because i'm black or what

oh you're black

oh you didn't notice no i didn't yeah

okay uh wait you're in your room wait

can you prove you're black

i could sure

okay

prove it

you want me to right now yeah it came up

all right let me see

i'm waiting

sure

uh i'm not really trying to be on stream

but i'm not going to play

okay i don't also i don't know if you

could necessarily prove i'm black just

by my skin color i look kind of

potentially middle eastern

yeah i actually don't care about what

you look like anymore

pretty black hi okay

um okay not that that's really that

relevant i was just memeing with the

black thing but okay

i mean you say okay as if you weren't

serious about me proving it or something

they don't you proved it

sure but i mean

so okay the question is okay the

question is right the question is the

ultimate question here is

right

when you get mad why do you have a

high-pitched voice

i don't think it's when i get mad i

think it's when i get like more maybe

passionate about what i'm saying yeah

but when i get passionate my voice is

deeper so you see the difference

sure that's fine i mean everyone reacts

to different stimuli high-pitched voices

are more feminine

potentially sure yeah i agree

i don't really care about that though

good good good

just making sure

sure yeah i don't give a [ __ ] about it

yeah yeah just making sure

like if i was a female i would still be

arguing the same [ __ ] with you oh

assuming

what do you identify as you identify as

a man right

i yeah sure okay just making sure

um does that matter too much or any

amount that's significant to this

conversation

well i just want to know who these are

relevant clones are these are relevance

where do they come from

and i think i know where they come from

if i were a woman would that change

your i would never talk to a woman in my

life that has anything in common with

you and irrelevant

in my life

in my life oh [ __ ] we [ __ ] have

something in common my [ __ ] okay then

let's go

i mean dude if there were [ __ ] like

me and irrelevant out there there dude

yeah

i mean i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be

single either my dude like come on you

know there are not females

there there are not most humans that can

keep up with the conversation like you

and irrelevant just had or like even the

simple ass card

irrelevant the conversation where i'm

literally about to fall asleep the whole

entire time

but yet you stayed up for what seven

eight nine hours

yeah

to defend my honor yeah

yeah oh i mean okay i guess if it's to

defend your honor that's respectable and

he was but

even still you were still staying up

right even if it was boring as [ __ ] you

were still staying up right

so and i was still asleep i was still

being sleep deprived

sure but it couldn't have been that

sleeper

it was really resident sleeper

especially when you started asking

questions so let me ask you a question

um

so what do you think is soy rage

how do you define it

soy rage yeah

uh i don't even have a good grasp of

what soy is

or rages from you know i play league of

legends obviously

rages

not necessarily no

okay

so you're right do you think

are relevant is a beta or an alpha male

which one i don't think he's either

really what do you think he is

somewhere in the middle or

if he has to lean toward one which one

is it

towards alpha or beta yeah

um

i'd say it's more of a beta

facts

it's false

the funniest thing is that you think

that that's funny because i don't think

that that's a bad thing necessarily i

think alphas are the cooks actually

sure yeah you're right obviously okay so

okay you

do you consider yourself an alpha

because i thought i heard you're you

calling yourself a sigma i'm both

i'm both combined into one

so uh sig alpha all right

yeah um

i've never heard of that specifically so

this is new territory for me but from

what i know of alphas they're usually

just like douche bags

insensitive

who gets big booty [ __ ]

i mean i guess for one night but not for

life or anything but i i get

the ones you get for life i get them for

a night too

yeah but i don't care about it at night

you know but like when they're going out

with their girlfriends for the night

it's really with me

well i mean i'm in an open relationship

so i don't really give a [ __ ] oh where

did you learn that from

uh

life all right it's just experiences i

had

i don't know that's super interesting

i don't recall anyone or anything in

particular putting me onto it i just

you know i i've cheated on people i've

been cheated on

and i met this girl who was at the time

in an open relationship and i was like

you know what

okay i'll try it

that is very interesting

is it yeah that's very interesting

um do you have any questions about it

uh no you answered all the questions i

had to know

really that easily okay yeah

i'm assuming you've never been in an

open relationship then before no

and you would never be interested in one

you know what it sounds like no no

but would you be open to having multiple

wives for yourself

uh not wives officially but multiple

relationships yes

they just won't know each about each

other

is that a requirement yeah they won't

know about each other it's like all the

secret

they have to not know about each other

yeah

i morally disagree with that but okay do

you like to watch

what you like to watch

uh not particularly actually i don't

know i've never watched before but

i mean i like watching porn so do you

ever think about it do you ever think

about like when

like watching girls i'm talking with

getting [ __ ] by other dudes yeah do

you ever think about it

sometimes what runs through your mind

i mean it doesn't arouse me

doesn't turn me off it's it's just like

whatever i mean

yeah what runs through your thoughts

yeah that's pretty much it it's like

another man

like a whole other man

right

another man i don't think about that

really because i like so

i could talk to this female and get her

to

like [ __ ] me whenever i wanted her to if

i wanted her to

but i mean that's not how it is and

that's not how i am

so i don't know like so here's here's

the question

so when you saw our relevant debating

you really like identified with him

right

not really no i think he i think he

[ __ ] up a lot of points that he could

have dominated you on actually like what

points

um

[ __ ] off the top

let me try to remember

i i think the china [ __ ] i think he knew

more about it

than he was insinuating why he was he

wasn't speaking about it correctly

because i've seen like a stream or two

with him talking about it before and it

seemed like he knew more than so he

didn't know hong kong was a british

colony

i don't know about that one i i heard

that meme from your chat earlier i like

even if that is true that he didn't know

that i don't think that's like a

fundamental piece of like us history

that we learned that's a fundamental

part of world history

no it's [ __ ] not yeah it really is

how old are you

25

okay um i'm 28 okay why maybe i don't

know if you learned that when you went

through high school i didn't learn [ __ ]

about china when i went through high

school or middle school but i knew that

hong kong was a british colony at 10

years old

sure probably from your own studies or

from your parents teaching you or some

[ __ ] but that's not a fundamental part

of us education that's all i'm saying

so i don't think it's fair to expect

everyone okay is that relevant a

streamer

who just represents the average joe or

is he a political streamer

he's a somewhat political streamer yeah

yeah our political streamers must be

informed about like basic primary [ __ ]

so are you gonna if i say yes are you

gonna start calling out every single

political streamer that has ever made a

stupid take without having knowledge you

should know that hong kong was part of

china if you're talking about china you

should know about fred hampton if you

want to talk about us history you want

to talk about executing dissidents and

things like that

maybe that's a that's a fair take i

think maybe

like very basic [ __ ] right for a

political streamer i don't know if it's

basic [ __ ] because i don't know about

either of those people and i've been

through the entirety of the education so

what is it

do you identify with the most

what about him do i do i identify with

you said yeah

um his willingness to explore different

possibilities and to ask questions that

most other people aren't willing to or

don't even think like which questions

like the [ __ ] like i'm asking you right

now that you're saying is like not

relevant

like what questions

i don't know if you're meaning or not i

like your questions

you've literally been saying this entire

conversation that this isn't even worth

anything that none of my questions mean

anything

so pretty much every question

is this your

your attempted gotcha

you don't have any questions do you

all right what do you think about cp

what

hello did you mute yourself what the

[ __ ] did you just say

i said what do you think about cp

um i personally think that an ideal

state anyone who possesses it

or has it

forfeits the right to life

by legal means legal means uh legal

um

what is it called corporal

punishment

are you are you assuming that it

or are you suggesting it should be

illegal to possess it are you saying

that currently under our laws corporal

punishment is the result for possessing

child so it needs to be

it needs to be what's the politically

correct word for the death penalty

punishment you're right capital

punishment corporal whatever same [ __ ]

yeah corporal punishment to the absolute

degree

for possessing that is what i believe

or even yeah possessing at the end

or distributing anything like that

how do you feel about the drug war

like do you feel that people that have

been imprisoned for marijuana possession

are dealing marijuana yeah

are rightfully imprisoned no

no

no they're not rightfully imprisoned

i'm sorry you were yelling i couldn't

quite make you're not rightfully

imprisoned

okay um i agree and okay so then based

on that

hmm

you think they're not rightfully

imprisoned for the drug war but they are

so is this your destruction you're gonna

bring you're bringing upon me right now

first of all i never said i was bringing

destruction upon you i don't know can

you sing a lullaby for me

i don't know who in your chat said that

can you sing a lullaby for me

i mean [ __ ] what was that song that you

sang at the end of uh

the debate to put everyone to sleep

you were talking over me every time wait

no [ __ ] what was it damn it i can't

remember [ __ ] that was such a good

lullaby

um you kept no you kept interrupting no

you kept talking over me you kept

talking over me you kept talking

[ __ ] what was it was that it i i think

i'm close

hey listen

you're it seems like you're just not

willing to like

in a reasonable manner at all right now

i don't know if it's because you're

tired or because like you just had a

difficult haha

what have you brought up dude you

haven't brought up [ __ ] anything

i know that's the issue and you're still

like [ __ ] falling asleep

you haven't brought anything up

i guess i did

so did you win this or lose this

i don't think this was a debate i just

came on here to ask you some questions

let's have a debate

what let's have a

debate you said what's a debate no let's

have a debate

does our relevance community push the

boundaries and try to push the limits

and uh

probe

the lines as far as child pornography is

concerned

i'm not sure i'm not really part of our

relevance community

really so when i when we when i say the

uncontroversial thing that underage tick

tocks that are sexually suggestive

should be banned

um

and they are pushing back and resisting

that and trying to find ways around that

um

yeah

i don't necessarily oh wait i don't

necessarily agree with that it but it

depends like you said actually if i'm

not mistaken it depends on the context

right wait what you don't agree that it

should be banned

no i don't agree that it shouldn't be

banned

okay

but it depends on the context right is

is that not what you said or am i

mistaken no

regardless of context sexually

suggestive content of minors on tick

tock should be banned

regardless of something

isn't the idea of it being sexually

suggested suggestive miners should not

be on tick tock period

okay that's a completely different take

or or social media

i could also put i mean is is that not

already the case like don't you have to

be 13 to get on the facebook instagram

that's not what a miner is what the [ __ ]

oh okay what do you consider minor is

anybody under 18

um

nobody under 18 yeah anyone under 18 is

a miner

so anybody under 18 should not be able

to use any social media platforms

yes all right i don't know if that's a

hot take or not i kind of feel like it

is but

i mean if you're eight if you're 17 on

facebook yeah i don't feel like

you shouldn't be allowed

you shouldn't be allowed all right can i

ask wait when did you get on facebook

when did you get on twitter

at what age

i made 50 fake facebooks and trolled

everyone in my school

at what age

uh 11 12 years old 13 years old

all right so that shouldn't be allowed

right this is all you're saying no it

shouldn't but i did get away with it

okay i i don't necessarily disagree with

you and maybe it shouldn't be allowed

but it happens right and we have to deal

with it happening

right no you can just ban it you can

just ban it out right

well i mean if you could know

if someone is whatever age that they are

or aren't but how could you possibly

know that

what

how could you know if someone is 13 or

not

you can just verify their [ __ ] age

and parents can [ __ ] get a hold of

what the [ __ ] their kids are doing

oh come on did you have to like take a

picture of your id when you yeah you

should it should be linked with your id

okay

that's an idea that we could talk about

i might agree with that actually

but that's not that's not the case

currently though right

i i don't necessarily disagree with that

i think that that might that probably

should be the case maybe under 13 is too

young

i mean that's kind of an arbitrary age

some people at 13 are like more mature

but yeah whatever whatever age is

decided to be some people at 13 are

mature what the [ __ ] did you say more

i said more mature than others

hello do you know some people are do you

not think that some people are more

mature than other people

are you just memeing right now or what i

don't understand what the [ __ ] did you

just say

so you think two people the same exact

age are the same exact maturity i don't

think you should be commenting on the

level of maturity of minors

i'm just asking it's not even about

minors do you think two people that are

25 i should not comment on it whatsoever

do you think that two people that are 25

years old

have the same exact level of maturity

nope because they're not miners

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okay so only non-miners have different

levels of maturity but all miners have

the same exact well we are

permitted to speak about the maturity of

mature people what the [ __ ] is this

1800s take am i literally in

[ __ ] actually in the 1800s i think

you would fit in more because that's

where they were marrying 13 year olds

actually i'm not a fan of marriage

at all and i'm not a fan of 13 year old

yikes what a creepy thing to say after i

said that yikes what a creepy thing to

say after i said that

yikes

so is so this is destiny's community

so this is destiny's community that was

talking [ __ ] about oh [ __ ] okay i'm so

glad i actually see because i have like

thoughts about you that i thought might

be misrepresented based on the people

that you were talking to maybe like they

were holding you in a bad light or they

were like doing you disingenuously or

disingenuously whatever the correct word

is yeah but

talking to you directly you're actually

the most disingenuous piece of [ __ ]

wow really

really what has dgg

said about me

dgg i would imagine that's probably said

similarly [ __ ] up it's not actually

potentially worse

[ __ ] than you've said about them

but

the thing is they're not saying it to a

live audience of like i don't know

hundreds to thousands of people right no

irrelevant saying it

i mean he wasn't really though yes he

was

he was suggesting possibilities

no he wasn't that's snake [ __ ] he's

a [ __ ] [ __ ] okay

what did he claim about you 100 for sure

yeah that's not how it works he's a

[ __ ] [ __ ] who can never just

directly call me a name but he implies

it anyway

what did he imply about you that was

like so bad a whole lot of [ __ ]

well what's what's the thing that okay

top three or i don't like what stands

out to you the most that like

he

he claimed about you or called you or

whatever that

makes him

your like number one nemesis or whatever

the [ __ ] you called them i don't know

wow what a gaslighter we literally just

watched the vod chat and he's they're

still trying to guess like can you

follow well

yeah so here's a few things here's a few

things he implied he implied that i am a

misogynist who shames women for their

clothing and wants to put them in a

hijab or any cobb that's what he said i

want to cover women's faces

uh i don't know he

he said he said he said i was creepy he

said that i he used the r word very

strongly in a weird [ __ ] way um

okay he [ __ ] said

that

i was um

short he was talking about my physical

stuff obviously and he was saying

things like i don't know anything i'm

talking about i'm stupid everything i

say i'm stupid i have dog [ __ ] takes he

hates me he doesn't like me

um

he was basically saying

that

in his [ __ ] vod

where he was covering me he was

basically saying

that i have to go fit in with he's just

he's a passive aggressive [ __ ] that's

the [ __ ] point he's a passive

aggressive [ __ ] [ __ ] that's what the

[ __ ] point is

okay and i would assume

but i don't want to without your

confirmation that you are the opposite

of that you're very direct and share all

of your feelings and thoughts with

everyone that you have feelings or

thoughts about yes

immediately you don't hold anything back

nope

why did

why did the end of that nope get like

high-pitched

like you're kind of lying so i'm not

paying attention to you right now

all right that's fine chad can you

[ __ ] you want me to [ __ ]

he's at he's at 200 chat he's at 200.

you [ __ ] ratio this guy again he's at

200 chat we can't let this [ __ ] guy

win he's trying to beat me wait also by

the way you probably shouldn't for your

own sake

recommend to your chat to try to like

brigade don't like my tweets the [ __ ]

out of here

come on you understand

you're allowed to like your own tweets

shut the [ __ ] up

okay sure i'm not i don't disagree with

that i'm just saying like twitch my look

at it in a weird way you're allowed to

like your own tweets shut the [ __ ] up

before i remove you

bro

okay

i'm just getting to 205

i think that's a valid strategy i just

don't think it's the best to apply on

twitch is all i'm saying

okay anything else you want to talk

about the rules now

i'm the [ __ ] streamer i worry about

the rules anything else

do you though you don't even know the

tos my dude come on oh really i don't

know what

i mean do you

like half of this entire last

conversation was about the tos

for no reason

yeah

we squashed the beef about the tos very

early on and he brought it back

uh i don't think he necessarily brought

it oh really when he was when he was

bitching and crying and whining about

his uh so-called girlfriend he wasn't

talking about the tos get the [ __ ] out

of here ah

okay

you're not wrong when you say he brought

her up technically no he brought up tos

specifically he said this is in

violation of tos

and that guy's in the chat i really

don't recommend anyone mass report him

don't mass reporting wink wink wink

don't mass report him i'm a [ __ ]

irrelevant i sneakily do everything that

i do because i'm a [ __ ] oh

okay look so i agree with you that he

should not have brought her up but

actually to be fair though he didn't

know

that she had reached out to you to say

that she didn't want to be talked about

right so him bringing her up was

like completely

uh he he had no idea right you knew that

she had hit you up and been like hey

yeah and as and as

her his girl his uh girlfriend i assume

that they were talking to each other

about this it's really weird to talk to

me and not him

no that's a false assumption to make

it's not false it's super weird

i don't know how many okay i don't know

how many relationships you've been in

but it's not super no you do you know

when it comes to this [ __ ] you

communicate trust me

guys like the [ __ ] tweet this is

[ __ ]

i don't want to gatekeep but like

actually how many like long-term

relationships have you been in two

for like how long

uh

year about a year and then like six

months for the other one

okay um decent amounts of time

um

guys like the [ __ ] status

relationships are complicated my dude

some some people like to talk more and

like to communicate more some people

don't they just like then why

communicate with me the [ __ ]

what

why communicate with me

because you specifically called her out

no i didn't call her out no no okay no i

understand you didn't know she existed

but

she

to to her so we don't know who no one

this person has no identity we're not

there's no name there's no identity i

don't even know if they exist so shut

the [ __ ] up about it dude

you're just literally you're just

literally covering for our relevance

shame because he feels [ __ ]

humiliated

i'm not

i'm not yeah i don't i don't know if she

exists but whether she exists or not so

stop talking about this like this is

like a person you know of or can verify

or something

i just said whether she exists or not

that obviously implies that i don't know

yeah you really don't do you

yeah that's what i just said so whether

she exists or not i don't think that the

way that you guys were talking about her

or like talking about her potential

existence to begin with was like in any

good faith or good taste

rather like what what was it in good

taste by the way you compared it to your

mom jokes why come on why your mom jokes

you're better than that my dude aren't

you like it's literally like your mom

joke and he took it seriously like a

[ __ ] sure but why even tell her your

mom joke to begin with because your mom

alright well i mean you got me [ __ ]

you destroyed me in this debate i guess

yeah i mean

because my mom that's

[ __ ] who can argue with that

yeah i don't know who can

yeah i don't know even if she was fake i

still think it was

in bad taste to talk about a fake

potential girlfriend that he might have

and you like hitting her up or having

her to hit you up or whatever like

that's still why do bro especially if

you think and potentially you were

winning the debate

why resort to like i brought i brought

it up earlier in the day and all i said

is my dms are open and they are open to

everyone my dm's are open by everyone

well why even say no my question is

though why even say that like why

because they already

okay it's not a lie i'm not well i i

relevant said he could make me cry and i

wonder if that would make him cry

even if he does have a girlfriend i

don't think that would make him cry but

even if it did

i don't think that's worth resorting to

such a low level as like just [ __ ]

like oh i [ __ ] your girlfriend jokes

or i can't [ __ ] your girlfriend jokes

like

why are you gonna cry is he gonna cry

he might i don't care if he does or not

he might and why did he say he could

make me cry i don't know about that

either i i like i dude i really don't

know a lot of a lot of things

no i don't know a lot about you guys i

don't watch you guys you guys are wh

omega lols i watch actual real streamers

that have viewers like destiny

yeah like that's saying like he only has

twice my viewer account right now

dylan burns has less viewers right now

but he's actually talking about real

[ __ ] while you're here debating a

[ __ ] random and discord about some

[ __ ] that i didn't even want to talk

about actually your chat was just like

wait wait wait wait wait wait let's be

real your chat bullied you into talking

to me

yes okay look at my logs right now if

you want to prove me wrong you could

look at my logs right now i never once

said i wanted to debate you you're not

gonna debate you i didn't want to debate

you i want to go back out you said you

could destroy me but you can't

all right i didn't say i could destroy

you you said you could beat me in a

debate

no i didn't

you didn't say this girl you have access

to my logs look at them right now you

can you can put it on stream and prove

me wrong right now

it's that easy but you won't because you

can't wait do what

put my logs on stream

and show that who the [ __ ] are you

i'll type in chat right now

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i just type one

cryptemo

yeah let's check your logs

yeah check my logs put them on stream

let's see where i said i'm gonna debate

you and i will destroy you

um

that's all i want to see i will okay

shut up shut up

all right add homonyms all day

let's see

honestly

oh you have to check it for bad language

first i understand

oh yeah i'm a teemo player get wrecked

chat

i'm a [ __ ] degenerate piece of [ __ ]

every time you why are you focusing on

chat why are you focusing on chat shut

up

no because you're thinking so i figured

that out i mean i'm not focused shut up

shut up don't focus on chat

hey how about you focus on reading my

logs bro don't listen to me don't focus

on me shut up i'm looking at the logs

no shot bro

raleigh is sleeping like a baby while

haas is molding for four hours now

interesting

you talk a lot of [ __ ] in the chat

is that really a lot of [ __ ] it was was

it false though come on yeah it is false

he's not sleeping like a baby

okay okay that part was false that part

i didn't actually know

i posted that before i knew that he was

posting on twitter so i thought he was

sleeping he's mad as [ __ ] and he is

moulding

yeah he said that after he's that guy's

still probably watching right now

you think so i mean if he is he's

probably as tired as you if not more so

um

okay

so i just told him i would talk

shoot the link

okay

chad when did he say he would destroy me

nowhere bro i'm not lying i have no

reason to lie

i mean okay i guess i have one yeah i'm

[ __ ] [ __ ] anyway get in vc [ __ ]

going to just work it in vc

who are all the alphas that are your

friends that i could look up

to become more alpha

oh that was actually a response directly

to you because of something i said prior

that you were like

oh no i only associate with alphas or

some [ __ ] like that

what i don't remember i don't remember

your exact words so i'm not going to try

to quote you but

i was responding to something how does

it feel to be super cringe

i mean i don't mind

you don't mind

i mean do you who gives a [ __ ] so here's

the

million dollar question right

what is it did i say i would dominate

you in a debate

who won the debate me or irrelevant who

won

who won

that's a difficult question um optically

definitely a relevant one why

if for nothing else

just the end the last like hour

what about that what about it bro come

on look like i said

i thought like going into this like i

was actually half and half on you guys

like i [ __ ] with both of you yeah so

hold on hold on

so do you think my optics really have so

much regard

for people in open relationships

and dgg

i don't know if

all right that question even makes sense

actually but

i mean you guys are really optical about

how you watch

so me personally

i mean

i i feel like you're just trying to make

some weird meme right now well you're

very optical i will say that

unnecessarily yeah

i am but

i don't know if you can make that

assumption

okay so explain the optics

bro you were literally for like the last

at least 10 minutes yelling like the

same phrase over and over again at like

maybe not the top of your lungs but

pretty loudly so what and you say so

what i think that doesn't that's not a

good look to be yelling and

uh

in a debate because it seems like it

makes it seem like you're mad i am mad

well

most people look at that as a negative

why

because being mad means that you're

probably wrong

and that you're wrong why

because usually negative emotions

accompany discomfort

you think being mad means i'm not

comfortable what if i'm comfortable

being mad

i mean if you are then that's probably

abnormal do you think a tiger is

comfortable being mad

probably not

i doubt it

you think tigers are just mad all the

time

you're making so many weird assumptions

first of all have you ever seen a tiger

eat its meal

i've watched actually so many tiger

hunting videos have you have you watched

them eat their meal

yes tearing are they happy or angry when

they're eating

am i happy or angry or are they

i don't i don't think you could really

tell emotions on their faces when

they're eating

i could tell

if i had to guess they're probably more

happy than angry that they got another

no they're angry

why do you think that

because they're [ __ ] growling and

they're [ __ ] ready to go and they're

really got a lot of pent up

rage just taking out on this [ __ ]

meal just like i devour a burger and i

devour it in our relevant on stream

what's the biggest burger you've ever

eaten you've ever devoured your mom's

ass

i mean

damn that's pretty small all right i

thought more of you

so we're five hours and 42 minutes in

are we still just going to talk about

irrelevant that's why you came here

so who won the debate

i definitely okay who won straight up

i would say him very slightly just

because of the huge optics boost he got

in the end

oh wait because of optics

do you like me repeating the same thing

over and over again wait wait was i was

irrelevant repeating himself at the end

a little bit but definitely not nearly

as much yes he was he was repeating the

exact same thing

nice he was

oh wait let me finish not as much as you

and not as loud as yes he was he was

repeating the same [ __ ] thing

bro i don't know if you watched the baud

but he was laughing half the time when

you were just like saying your [ __ ] over

and over no he wasn't he was talking

over me repeating himself over and over

again

but okay

i would have to watch it back but i

don't know who started talking over who

first but you you have to admit like you

were both talking over each other the

entire time right like you understand

well beta males need to know their place

okay so

that's your

reason for talking over him but you

admit that you were talking over him

well because i was cutting to the chase

and he was wasting time

oh when he talks over you he's not doing

that no he's not he's literally just

coping and wasting time i'm actually

moving it forward

all right do you not think that you

might be a little bit biased in that

i can back it up

all right i mean because he he's he says

his point and i already understand the

point before he finishes his [ __ ]

paragraph

before he finishes his sentence i

understand his point

i fully understand

that i fully because i do that [ __ ] all

the time i'll cut people off because i

know what the [ __ ] you're about to say

next but at the same time it it does

still show a bad look for you so when

your girl comes to you and she's like

hey

i'm going out to did you like you know

what she's about to say right

yeah most likely probably

i'm not going to cut her off though

because i'm not disrespectful like that

how does it make you feel

what to not cut her off no like when she

tells you what she's about to do that

night

oh

uh pretty special actually

really

why wait are you serious i don't this is

not my slave i don't own this human she

has no obligation to tell me what the

[ __ ] her plans are

so not letting another man touch your

woman it means that's your slave

i put my dick in her every now and then

maybe i kiss her sometimes maybe

if she has some other plan dude that's

not her what the [ __ ] does that have to

do with me

and that's that's your girl right

no not necessarily oh she's not yours

i mean it depends on what you mean like

we're in an open relationship what does

that mean

it means you could talk to whoever the

[ __ ] you want

okay talk to you as many guys if she

wants to i could talk to as many girls

as i want and talk but

right [ __ ]

you look we could [ __ ] as many people we

could eat we have whole other full

relationships with other people

what's the relation you guys share

we just get along we

have good sex

like we have good conversations and

other men are allowed to hit that

sure why not i don't give a [ __ ] what

she's doing when i'm not doing her

wow like okay let let me put this in

perspective for you right because

all right let me ask a question which

i i mean i hope you're honest have you

ever been cheated on no

okay

would you

even possibly know if you've been

cheated on

yup

you would for sure like there's no

possibility you've been cheated on

without your knowledge

no possibility

no possible way that a female ever lied

to you and was [ __ ] another dude

while [ __ ] no

all right well

i [ __ ]

admire your optimism that is

respectable

um no man touches my woman no man

touches my woman

hey if it's true then i guess [ __ ]

good job i don't know what the [ __ ] yeah

like because that's mine you understand

that's mine

i mean women aren't property

to be no i don't care that's still mine

sure i know you live in like the [ __ ]

seventeen hundreds and [ __ ] but yeah

you wouldn't know you don't

you don't own you're a woman she can

make her own choices and she could cheat

on yeah she wants to be mine okay look

actually let me speak from

like

statistical i mean not that you care

about statistics right let's not be

let's be real

but statistically speaking

most people have been cheated on like 80

plus percent of people i think and i'm

sure you have probably you just didn't

know i haven't i've only been in two

relationships

okay and in one of those two

relationships if not both you've

probably been cheated

on i hope not i hope not i'm not i'm not

like wishing this on you

young people cheat

people cheat so

prove it not on me

give me their names and i'll ask them

yes

what not on me

i mean okay i like i said i respect the

confidence but i think it's like

misplaced probably

you know really so everyone has to be

like you and other men have to touch our

women

no no not at all and specifically

because i cheated before i don't anymore

because like i i learned how [ __ ] up

it is so i don't understand something

when i have my girl

that's mine she's loyal to me

i'm her king

she's my queen sometimes not always

and

she is absolutely loyal and devoted to

me sometimes no one else

sometimes not always

no one else

but only sometimes not always right

sometimes not always

wait you said your girl sometimes not

always

always

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if that's the case

always your girl

never cheats never lies never steals

the most perfect human being to ever

exist

i mean congratulations you found a

[ __ ] unicorn my dude

but what have you got cheated on

yeah i've been cheated on and you just

do i decided to submit to it

no i broke up with a [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

you serious and you surrendered to it

you might surrender

yeah you surrendered to it

what do you mean by

surrender you just gave up and you're

like

you know what

i'm just gonna let other men fight my

girl

well i mean it's not my girl she's

[ __ ] other dudes right

damn so you don't got a girl

i mean if i'm in an exclusive

relationship no because she belongs

and no actually i don't have a girl

because i don't own any females i don't

believe in females being the property of

men just because you think that we're

the stronger

of the species

you're i think your girl she does have a

man

it's just not you

she does have a man

oh yeah she's probably got a couple i

wouldn't i wouldn't doubt it but it just

ain't you

you're not the man i would i would doubt

it would ever be you though that's the

thing i don't want that

oh no of course you don't she's way too

good for you

i doubt that

how many girls have you been with hoz

uh two

sexually speaking two

really

yeah

and you have all of this wealth of

knowledge to share with us really

yeah because when you [ __ ] the same

person many many times over like a year

or months

it's like

what's the difference you know

not wrong

unless i don't know maybe you change it

up

different positions and [ __ ]

you you can do that with the same person

you know that

yeah that's what i mean unless you

change it up with the same person but

you're saying it gets boring even with

the same person after like a couple

months

no i'm saying if you if you're with the

same person for a couple months

you've had the experience

period

just to be clear you're not in a

relationship right now no

but your longest was one year

yes yeah just about a year

not even a year okay um yeah

really interesting that you have any

advice on relationships whatsoever why

because uh

less than a year long even two three

year long relationships are [ __ ]

[ __ ] that's like high school [ __ ]

the

wait [ __ ]

so i'm assuming were you a virgin in

high school

no i'm not trying to shame me most of it

yeah

it's not a bad thing necessarily

for three three four three quarters of

it yeah

okay what was that um preferential or

like you just didn't find the right girl

or like it wasn't really normal for guys

to just lose their [ __ ] virginity

that quick

oh [ __ ] [ __ ] bro

weirdo why are you talking about high

schoolers sexuality it's really weird

you're two years younger than me and i

lost my virginity at 15.

congrats i mean and i was late though i

was late like people congrats congrats i

don't care about your weird

well it's just weird that you say that

like it's weird to lose your virginity

at uh in my high school it was not

really that common to lose it that early

what what state did you go to high

school in

or are you even from the states

oh michigan

what do you say

michigan a lot of dudes lost it after

high school

oh okay yeah that's probably

i don't i don't know the

geo density of your state or anything so

i won't even comment but

i'm assuming that tracks with your local

so

you have meaningless

substanceless passionless

um

boring

and empty soulless sex

that's so weird why would you assume all

of that

do you okay do you think life has

meaning actually no let me let me not

get that deep first first of all

passion you don't you don't have to be

in love with somebody and want to marry

them or be with them your whole life to

have passionate sex with them no you

don't but you do have to say this is

mine

no you don't you don't know

you do not have to [ __ ] do shut the

[ __ ] up imagine

and it's not yours at least for the

night it's yours

you don't have to own another part of a

human being or a part of another human

being or definitely not a whole other

human being like you don't have to like

this [ __ ] is mine bit like oh okay uh

no no no no no offense do you like

getting pegged is that what you're

talking about or

uh i haven't tried it i don't think i

would like it but yeah i don't know

okay that explains a lot but i'm i'm not

like clowning on people that like

getting paid if you like getting paid

then [ __ ] go for it

i mean that's not my thing

okay so if you're so if you're in the

middle of your [ __ ] right you're in the

middle of your [ __ ] and another man

comes in and interrupts you what happens

why would another man be watching what

happened if that happened

and he said this is mine actually

i'd be like oh what the [ __ ] are you

doing in here

in my place i'm assuming i'm at my place

or her place i don't know like

this is all dependent on context

if i'm at my place i'm like how the [ __ ]

did this [ __ ] get into my house

first of all

no she invited him

yeah but how did he get into my house

like my door he gave him the keys to the

house

oh she has like two pairs of keys she

got in herself yeah just imagine all

right yeah yeah let's go with your

hypothetical that's completely

unrealistic um all right i'd be like yo

who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]

or well i would ask him i'd be like yo

who the [ __ ] are you

and then if she like said something and

she was like oh i invited him or some

[ __ ] i'd be like for what what the [ __ ]

like i'd be tripping for sure like some

random [ __ ] in my house bro what the

hell

um

so what if he was at her house

if it was at her house and some random

walked in i feel like i'd be even more

scared [ __ ] no no but she knows him and

he goes he said that's mine now

well it depends on how much i know her

and if he said that's mine now like

while i'm inside of her or what like

what's the situation why are you down to

business

like okay so i'm inside of her

stroking and he comes in and he's like

yo that's mine now

i turn around

and i'm assuming it's like some big ass

[ __ ] or something right because

otherwise i'm not gonna be scared of

them

so it's some big ass

[ __ ] guys chat he's black okay can you

shut the [ __ ] up he's actually black oh

he doesn't oh me yeah i'm black but the

dude no

he showed me on a [ __ ] video that

he's actually black

yeah yeah he didn't he didn't use hard

did you use

just stop using it all together

sure i could do that um

yeah anyways he did say it when did he

say it

i did not you could watch the vlog bro

come on

hold on

legit actually

you have to like take this as honest

criticism okay he didn't mean it he

didn't mean it just [ __ ] oh no no i

don't even know i didn't mean it i

didn't even say the heart okay okay your

chat is hard meaning me right now

i heard it hard r

i i'll watch the vlog with you right now

like we go watch it i did not say the

hard r

he did he did though you did though no

one else

but only sometimes not all right

all right

um preferential or like you just didn't

find her be like yo who the [ __ ] is this

[ __ ]

or well i would ask him i'd be like yo

who the [ __ ] are you

and then if she like said something and

she was like oh i invited him or some

[ __ ] i'd be like for what what the [ __ ]

like i'd be tripping for sure

shut the [ __ ] up i'm listening to it

he didn't say it chad he really didn't

say it i swear to god he didn't say it

it sounds like it but he didn't say that

so stop

[ __ ] trying to draw attention okay no

i swear he didn't say it

i swear he didn't say it he literally

didn't say it

i literally just watched it now

okay

god y'all are [ __ ] annoying

he did not say that

he didn't say that

i think you could probably take them out

of emote only now

yeah mods you can do that

god i want to ban a lot of you so [ __ ]

up

i wouldn't even ban him honestly like

maybe you're not out of the woods dude

you said you would destroy me or

whatever

i never said that you could

that you look through the [ __ ]

chat

okay when did i say that bro

okay

well regardless

regardless

he 100 did no i didn't i just listened

to the [ __ ] vod dude can you stop he

didn't it sounds like he did but he

didn't

it's just the way he said it makes it

seem like

it was he didn't say that okay he just

didn't [ __ ] say that

yeah there's there's literally no shot

the fact that you guys draw attention to

it is so [ __ ] disgusting

yeah mods just time them out the [ __ ]

wait let me let me talk to your chat so

look i understand it could sound like i

said it though two words sound very

similar come on let's see i'm gonna ban

you know

they sound very similar but

i did not say it