DYLAN BURNS LIED [2022-01-16] [PT 2]

um

[Applause]

uh

yeah as i was saying

[ __ ] if you guys knew how [ __ ] tired

i got all the gym and [ __ ] [ __ ]

oh my god it's like i've never been this

physically exhausted

so long

i can't go to bed guys it's only 8 p.m

here in la

um

yeah as i was saying just clearing up

some misconceptions and some lies being

spread

nobody said there was not going to be a

sport fight

uh what we were talking about was the

terms and conditions under which we were

going to box previously which was that i

was just gonna

train for a month

uh that's that's thrown out the window

that's not gonna [ __ ] happen if i

find out you're an experienced boxer

i need more time to train

the only problem with that is that the

amount of time i would need to train

would cut into my streaming

but if we did mma

thinking about it

i probably would need one to two months

only

three max i had stuff to figure it out

with my people how much i would need

but i'm already experienced a little bit

with that right martial arts

he did say he would do mma

that's fine but

that's still something i have to

you know

think about before i commit to it

but it's likely in likelihood it's gonna

happen

um but you you wanna try to punk me on

the spot which is with the word he used

um

he made it seem like it was happening

then and there

the only the only thing is that he

clearly

wasn't going to do [ __ ] then and there i

mean

he was called out on it

and it was no so

like when did i say it will never ever

happen it's not gonna happen i was just

justifying because he accused me of

backing out i didn't back out

i just got new information

which is very crucial and important you

never disclosed that you were a year

formerly a boxer

one month of training and boxing that's

not enough to [ __ ] go against that

right

um

you guys talk about muay thai and all

that kind of [ __ ]

i don't know uh

how much i give a [ __ ] about that

uh i'm not really gonna be very

revealing about

uh

where i'm coming from but

i don't care about this [ __ ] muay thai

this muay thai i don't give a [ __ ] right

the people who i'm working with i trust

more

uh

yeah when he said in dms this is another

thing you have to understand about dylan

and his level of honesty

is that in dms the dude basically

insinuated that he was in is as as

inexperienced as me he's like well we're

both since we're both uh

we have no professional experience i was

assuming he had no experience at all

it's like

i couldn't even imagine why you would

challenge someone to a boxing match

when you have a year of experience and

they have no training they have no

formal training in boxing it's like

that's so uh ridiculous to me why would

you even do that

right so i didn't even consider that

possibility

um

it's a really cowardly thing to do to

not disclose it also if i literally say

i need one month minimum one month's

fine he knew what he was doing he was

trying to make me walk into a trap

to destroy my career

but unluckily for him i've thought about

it myself and uh

mma

i think would really help my career

actually

lucratively i mean um

he's definitely someone who's got what

30 000 followers on on twitch

and if he were to lose

i mean his career is over he could never

show his face on the internet again and

i mean that sincerely there is no way

he would and a lot of people don't

understand they're not superstitious

enough to understand how that kind of

[ __ ] works but when you lose face you

lose everything you lose your clout you

lose your the respect people have for

you

it's literally all connected right

um and people don't understand that

but it is

and it's sad it's very sad but

given the optics thing that i have right

now the optics prop i think dylan's

helping me a lot

with this because

uh

you know

if i win

do you know how much that benefits me

opt like

that this fight will basically be at

this a deciding thing of like is what

they say about me correct or is it false

and that's a a fair deal for me

instead of all this complicated [ __ ]

just is khaz

correct or is his and his haters correct

uh

and i guess i'm kind of willing to risk

that

he has more to gain than you do

that might have been true

uh

some time ago but i have a really big

optics problem

i have

well here's the thing is that

i kind of needed more than he does in a

way right

uh

i have

like

everyone is congregating around dylan

you understand

if i beat him

i conquer those people

i conquered political twitch

could you imagine what that would be

like like if i won that you guys aren't

thinking about it in your heads

rationally because you can't think

rationally you only think when it

happens

but

i would own

the political side of this website

easily

there'd be

everyone would have to kiss my ring more

or less

you don't understand how that works but

that is how it works

and that's actually what i need

because all of these people are united

against me and if i beat this guy in a

fair fight

sanctions fight mma

uh

their united front will collapse

so on the one hand

this could harm me a lot

uh on the other hand

it could be exactly what i need to solve

my optics problem

and i'm really glad it was dylan who did

it because if it was someone else who

did it first

another big streamer

it would have been a lot worse for me

you know uh

let me try to think of so

imagine if someone was like who's a real

fighter did this imagine someone who's

older is a real fighter

and on the political side of twitch and

he did that first and i accepted it so

the fact that i'm with dylan

in this it's a fair deal to me i think

i think it's a fair deal

it could be a lot worse

i think i don't know

but i do want to say that um

i am not

committing to any any uh

fights after this one if it happens if

this one happens

there's no uh oh has one i want to call

you out now okay how's that you have to

fight me no that's not how it's gonna

work i do this

and then

you get off my back forever you

basically kiss my ring forever

and eternal w i'm not gonna

uh pursue a career in [ __ ] mma

who i might accept challenges down the

line but i'm saying like i'm not uh

i'm not committing to right

i'll do it purely based on like

monetary what what i'll weigh the

factors but

if people want to see what i'm made of

uh

i guess that's kind of fair

i guess i don't know i mean i still have

to think but like you know i kind of see

where it's coming from you want to see

what i'm made of

uh because i'm so i'm such an aggressive

debater and personality

although the way i always saw that

was it's like if you want to see what

i'm made of you have to risk

everything you can't just be like let's

clean up a sport

well that's obviously nothing i would

ever advocate for but like uh proving

your manhood is

not about who wins sports

but you can't convince a crowd of people

that the crowd

does not think rationally they think

with the reptilian side of their brain

and i guess

i have to kind of oblige that

i guess i have to kind of oblige that

don't do it why not

if you saw him in person you would uh

you would understand i don't know if you

guys are confused by the pictures or

something but

in person um

he's not intimidating at all

if you guys actually watch the footage

just to see what happened in person

he was shaking

trembling

it's like you look into his eyes

like he's shaking and trembling and [ __ ]

you know and very much not

with a stable core if you notice

throughout that entire debate and

encounter i have a very stable core

of peace and composure

he was very nervous very nervous

um and that kind of psychological [ __ ]

is exactly uh what i exploit

but

yeah he does he does not strike me as a

fighter when i met him in person

he did not strike me as a as a fighter

he may do well in boxing

uh maybe

but i imagine the type of boxing he does

is uh very formal you know and yeah i'm

sure he does good in that but

when it comes to like uh

a fight again a legally sanctioned one

but like a real fight

uh which is not between two sportsmen

two

but a real one i

i have really very little doubt and

meeting him in person has made me even

more confident in it

in it again

i'm not going to announce or confirm

anything

until i get those details locked down

but it's very likely it's going to be

mma it's very likely

it's very likely

all i can say is is very likely i can't

tell you it's absolutely certain

but it's very likely i mean i'm already

preparing for it when i get home

so there's that

like the minute i touch down i'm

preparing for it

um

and it's also something i'm not gonna

really talk about a lot either i mean

i'm talking about it now because it just

happened

uh but

all i'm gonna do is defend what's on the

record for now

and then after i announce it if people

can talk all the [ __ ] they want whatever

it's not something i really want to talk

about a lot

um

we'll just

wait and see you know it's going to be

my

stance

i'm not gonna help in promoting like you

know promoting it with the wwe [ __ ]

i'm not gonna do all this trash talking

and all this [ __ ] [ __ ]

uh this is not something i'm going to uh

treat as a fun thing you know

so when i announce it i'm gonna not talk

about it but i'll announce it i'll

announce the date

we'll get all that [ __ ] locked down

um

and then i'll try to stream as much as i

can while i train probably from my

parents house

uh

and there you go

yeah this is um

we're gonna we're gonna i know so this

is gonna be a thing where we don't have

to trash talk much anymore because uh

this is really about whose career is

going to end and this is a person who's

epitomized the neocon

you know he's probably a plant from the

government we all know something like

that

but he epitomizes that neocon dsa kind

of lefty fusion that i've been talking

about

and

ruining his career would actually um

probably open the gates to more

like-minded people i mean we already

have jackson on twitch thankfully

there's more people who are hungry to

come here

and there's a lot of people that i can

already uh think of to replace dylan on

twitch

i mean it's just not about who's gonna

win the match it's about whose career is

gonna end right

period whose image is gonna be done

done

for um

has this really scared

mods banned that guideline from my chats

banner from my chat because uh

i'm not gonna have people who talk [ __ ]

in my chat anymore

because since i'm not allowed to talk

about their own health problems

um

we just have to ban them

uh and i don't know why people are

saying has you're really scared

i was literally within arm reach of that

guy

i did not hold back

uh

in my tone or any anything you know you

want to talk about i did no idea it was

streaming to twitch that was something

that wasn't allowed

but he didn't do [ __ ]

except shake

he also accused me of threatening him

when i told him

that you know if you have a problem with

me uh you know i'm i would never do

anything illegal

thank you

and it's like but

if you want to test someone's fighting

skills that would you would have to

force them to be put into a situation of

self-defense which i would never

advocate for

unless it was legal

which it is in texas if there's a police

officer present

which he could have called or whatever

right he knew he knew that detail

um

and i was within right next to him so

i don't know what's what's supposed to

be so intimidating about this guy i mean

i tried to remember on the plane i was

like

why are people making it seem like

dylan's like this really big

intimidating guy

i was right next to him that's not what

i saw

i did not see that

i can't even describe to you the detail

of what i saw because it's not allowed

it's considered harassment

is he tall no

no

you can look at the real picture with

him and destiny and they're like

barely different he's two inches taller

me and destiny are the same height

you know what's so weird guys

so the guy

who was recording it was dylan burns

friend and he just tipped the camera a

little bit like this in favor of destiny

just a little bit

it's not even a joke by the way like

neat feet proved it that the camera was

tipped to make it look like

destiny was like

a quarter of an inch taller than me i

mean even then it would have been only a

quarter of an inch or whatever but like

it was actually tilted

like this

so i'll give you an example of how this

works like so this is me

and the yeti right this is me and the

yeti and then

if i tilt it

the yeti looks much taller

but it turns out

all that happened is i tilted it you see

and if i do it i suddenly look much

taller

see how it works

suddenly i look much taller

so this is how cameras work when you

tilt them even ever so slightly like

this

it makes it look like there's a

difference that's not there

clip that guys clip that

copio

am i wrong

the question is am i wrong was it not

tilted it was tilted the truth is is

what i said

me and destiny are the same height

it was tilted to make it look like he

was a little bit taller

but we're not we're the same height

like the same exact height there is no

noticeable difference in height between

us

it is so weird how that guy tilted it

though

you know was it intentional

he like tilted it ever so slightly it's

like those guys knew what they were

doing

and he was dylan's friend

and we all know how shady dylan is in

his uh background

so i feel like these people knew what

they were doing

to get that photo that makes it look

like destiny is taller than me

to get that one photo

neat feet proved it

neat feet proved that it was tilted

tilted camera

just like i said on stream

i literally said it on stream what did i

say he said destiny

we're the same

height

everyone was saying no how's your five

six

how's your five seven how's your five

five you're five four

we are the same height

five eight

uh turns out i was telling the truth

guys

i know people add two inches or whatever

on the internet turns out i was telling

the truth

yeah weirdly

now modern day debate i don't think they

would do this right i'm not accusing

them of anything

but i still kind of find it a little

weird how like in

well i chose the seating though i chose

the seating myself

so it was just bad luck on my part it

wasn't their fault because i chose the

seating but in both those debates yeah

they were closer to the camera and it

was tilted at least in destiny when it

was tilted

so that's also a little weird too

that's actually very weird to be honest

entirely honest

five eight is tiny

you know dgg it's just weird because you

were at the conference and not one of

you talk [ __ ] to my face not one of you

did anything but be respectful and

cordial to my face

not a single one of you came up to me

and

um said anything close to what you say

in my [ __ ] chat

it's really weird

it's really weird

i mean i was there

in the flesh

you guys think i'm a keyboard warrior no

i was there same i'm the same as i am on

[ __ ] internet

same thing i was right there

i guess all the hate the reddit hate

commenters

decided to stay home

you were nice as [ __ ] to destiny i was

literally no different to destiny than

when i entered his uh discord

vc

there was no difference

there was no difference at all

there was literally zero difference

i'm not different off stream than i am

on stream

as a matter of fact it actually

hurts me sometimes you know like

when i came to las

[ __ ]

uh when i came to la

i started um

well i'm getting a phone call

when i came to la i was uh

starting to talk thank you karen where i

appreciate you i started talking to

girls like how i do on the royales

when i came to la and

both me and jackson both did that

well jackson was drunk as [ __ ] so he

probably doesn't do that normally but

we both did that [ __ ] where we just like

we're really mean

to these girls we were talking to uh

like at bars and stuff and it's like

that [ __ ] does not work in real life

okay that that that royale [ __ ] don't

work in real life you know apparently it

works on the [ __ ] royale

which i never expected by the way but

it works it does not work in real life

in real life at least in l.a it you you

know la is a place where nice guys win

what nice guys take the girl home in l.a

that's just the truth

these mean dudes like me hardcore we we

either

have to soften up

a little bit

or we get none

um

which is hard for me to do to be honest

and it's like it's it turns me off too

it's like a turn off you know

rich dudes get to grow in l.a

no they don't bro they really don't

that's the sad [ __ ] part man that's

the sad part even the rich dudes don't

um

they don't

the rich dude is sitting in the corner

crying because he gets rejected for the

20th time

the same club like bro you got to

understand the reality

uh la's the opposite of michigan for me

and la it's like tinder is what

works for me for some reason

but

i do much worse in real life here

but in texas when i went to dallas even

when i left that hotel and was going to

stores and [ __ ] it's like

oh it was different it was like back

home it was like you know

girls are very much like i don't know

like i'm getting approached a little bit

more

you know what i mean like

i don't know

[ __ ] i'm so tired

girls are looking for gangster types not

in la

i don't know which clubs you go to but

the ones i go to

they're scared of that [ __ ]

they're not looking for that gangster

[ __ ] here

going back home in two weeks

the only time i ever think about my

height

is uh

it's uh [ __ ]

on the internet

you know what it is guys

you know why i'm not like

uh

picking up all these girls or whatever

here in l.a whatever

this is a place that's just used to

attractive looking people

i'm not special here you know

it's like oh what you're a good looking

dude gives a [ __ ]

that's every other person

everybody's like an ig model or whatever

you know

it's like i'm not rare here

that's the truth i'm not rare here you

know i'm rare

everywhere everywhere else but here i'm

not rare here

that's my theory

oh pesto you got a message because i was

literally gonna call you the night

before i debated destiny

and just ask you for the rundown of like

what are some things that larouche

people want to get done and what are

they critiquing the biden for

and i just wanted [ __ ] like that you

know

it's all right you were sleeping

hans of hanukkah joined chad's vc and

talk smack

uh

there's not much i can say but let's

just say

can i call him a beta male or is that

harassment

can i call him a five you or andy or is

that harassment

the dude talks

smack well

ask yourself the question of who has to

think more about who

i stole that guy's name

i literally came and just took that

guy's name i took everything from him

took his life away

took his career i took his identity i

took everything

and uh

you

know apparently he's a he's a tough guy

but i look at him and i

really am under the impression that

that's a guy who's never ever gone into

a confrontation in his life

in his life

and by the way

what i said to him on the circle royale

he'll never let that down it's like

there's nothing he could do about that

that's on record

he came on that royale he did not look

very good in front of thousands of

people

and he's he's he wants to fight me he

wants to box me oh

let me box you hus

let me uh do this

the house let's do mma

let's just be realistic about something

how's how tall is that guy six four

so it's true untrained

um same skill set probably even same

skill set

in a formal fight

wow isn't this a big surprise let me

just go ahead and confess this

in a sanctioned fight

given um

the size

difference with the same level of skill

he would win

with the same level of skill he would

win

wow the thing is

the way he's coming at it

if you are challenging me to a boxing

match and you are six four

and like a hundred pounds heavier than

me

you're that's not a serious challenge

you're not actually talking about a

competition within the sport

there's a reason why there's weight

classes in these sports

you don't see um

jon jones challenging khabib or does he

i don't know but i i seriously doubt it

i seriously doubt it

okay

oh [ __ ] they he did [ __ ] he did [ __ ]

what's stupid no he didn't take that

seriously nobody takes that seriously

okay

i don't keep up with ufc he did

well nobody takes that seriously nobody

takes that [ __ ] seriously

um it's not a serious thing

at that point you have another type of

beef with as a man you have a man-to-man

type of beef with that person

which is not something that can be

settled within a sport a sport has

weight classes a sport has rules a sport

has regulations

mma

and boxing are sports

so hans clearly has an issue bigger than

those

as far as that issue is concerned i mean

i don't know what to tell you there's no

such thing as a fair fight

there's no such thing

uh

it's as simple as that there is no such

thing

the thing with dylan

is that

that could be a fair fight within mma or

within a boxing match

as far as the size is concerned i mean i

was especially confirmed in person there

is not a significant height advantage

he's very much uncoordinated he's not

built like a fighter

definitely someone i could work with

easily

as far as someone who's 6-4

that's that's not a game anymore that's

not a sport anymore right

that's not going to be a sport anymore

trend is on the same height as dylan

he's two in he has two inches on me i

think you need to calm down dude

do you guys remember when deji fought

jake paul and deji was like five seven

and jake paul is like six one

and deji actually held his own and

you know deep

you guys remember that

he never got ko'd he never

he did not get destroyed no he he

performed very well he just lost

he lost

to jake

jake's a very good fighter

but given the size difference being so

drastic the weight difference

being different i think jake had 10 on

him in that fight

he did very well

are you going to duck this fight

is it tos if i call you a [ __ ]

is it too much to call the cheerleaders

[ __ ] are you getting duck at hands or

are you gonna take it

who are you what are you huh

you're a [ __ ] [ __ ] in my chat

who's hooting and hollering you have no

skin in the game yourself

this is the type of [ __ ] that does make

me wanna say [ __ ] it i'm not gonna do

this [ __ ] [ __ ]

because i don't i you know what if if i

win if i do this and win

i swear to you and i promise you the

first thing i'm gonna do is say [ __ ] the

audience if i beat dylan

i'm not gonna stop i'm gonna say [ __ ]

the audience i hate you you're the scum

of the earth i'm gonna go on a i'm gonna

give a speech

against the audience because i hate the

audience more than anything even more

than dylan i hate the [ __ ] audience

i hate the [ __ ] bench warmers with no

skin in the game who think they know

they can judge a man's [ __ ] worth

based on something that's heavily

reliant on contingent

chance factors and [ __ ] [ __ ] i

hate that stupid [ __ ] audience tries

to [ __ ] judge who you are based on

that [ __ ] [ __ ]

i will never forgive the audience i will

never forgive the audience i will never

forgive the audience i don't want fans

well we have the infrared gorilla army i

don't want to gain fans based on sports

from this [ __ ] i hate you [ __ ]

i hate you

think you know [ __ ] you know a goddamn

[ __ ] thing

you think you know [ __ ] from the

bleachers you don't know a [ __ ] thing

about the real world

i'm not accepting any refugees

if i win i'm not going to accept these

people come flocking to us get the [ __ ]

out of my community i'm not accepting

you you you bow your head in shame for

the rest of your life

[ __ ] peanut gallery

it's always been my biggest enemy is the

peanut gallery it's my biggest enemy

always

oh man

i'm so tired man

i feel like i'm a throw up

i really unironically got one hour of

sleep but i have to fight through it and

go to the gym and do my workout

and fight through this

not drinking caffeine i'm gonna go to

the gym

have protein

have dinner

water

and then i'm gonna shower

and then pass out [ __ ]

hopefully all within three hours

but that's ambitious

uh

you know everything just a lot of times

i was thinking about this too when i

woke up i was like why does it always

happen like this like why did the debate

have to be at 10 a.m

while i was in la

which was is for me was 7 00 am because

this or sorry 8 a.m that's like waking

at 8 00 a.m my sleep schedule is [ __ ]

and ellie i'm waking up at 1.

it's like why did it have to be now i

didn't know when the debate was right

until they until i finally got there

i was like why does it always go wrong

for me why do i always have to get

nerfed somehow like why can't things

just go right why can't i just debate

with all the sleep i need in my system

and then what i thought about i was like

you know if i ever told the audience

this [ __ ] they would all just spam copy

them and they'd be like you're coping

and making excuses you're coming and

making excuses and then i realized

even though they're [ __ ] wrong this

dumbass peanut gallery there's no [ __ ]

you just gotta roll with it because

maybe it's just part of god's plan or

something you just gotta roll with it

all these inconvenient [ __ ] that

happens like isn't it inconvenient that

people don't know

that all of this was in dms with dylan

and then it's not like i showed up there

and got scared of him in person is that

in dms when i found out he had a boxing

experience i said i need a week to

reconsider and and uh come up with a new

plan

give a final answer

one week from now this is what i said

monday

nobody cares it's

optics has nothing to do with truth no

one [ __ ] cares about the truth you

know

it's just they see a clip out of context

and they think that's it

it's the story of my [ __ ] life man

and it's always so [ __ ] inconvenient

and you try to explain it to people cope

cope cope

but this mr girl dude he doesn't have to

he barely has to explain any anything

right

he gets all the good faith in the world

nothing out of context

they want an image of me to be so real

that's just not me

they want it to be real so [ __ ] bad

that every little thing that confirms

their confirmation bias

is what's starting to define me

all right guys

i will see you tomorrow

i will see you tomorrow guys

goodbye