TWO PARTY DECEPTION [2021-08-25] 🚀 Infrared Content Catalog

what did i just tell you about

anarchists huh and how they're all the

[ __ ] same where did i just tell you

about anarchists

and that kid was an anarchist

that kid was an anarchist

yeah that's right dude i need to start

we need to change the discord and like

make it eight 25 plus

with few exceptions you know we need to

we need to make our discord 25 plus

until proven otherwise

because apparently people are maturing

way slower than usual

i can't [ __ ] believe how immature

that [ __ ] kid was what a [ __ ]

disgrace

i can't [ __ ] believe how immature he

was

for an 18 19 year old acted like he was

13 years old

i think he was 18

18 19.

now very patiently trying to educate him

very patiently trying to educate him

now someone told me he was 17 last year

that's what someone told me

but i don't know

that's three hours [ __ ] gone man

i've been trying to do five hours a day

you know

three [ __ ] hours of my time gone

because that stupid [ __ ] kid man

thank you rk selection thank you

bosh for the subs

i can't stay up that late

maybe like two hours more max i can stay

up

and i've been trying to [ __ ] stream

longer hours you know

thank you jen appreciate it

you have the bod

please give it to peter wiley and give

it to someone and give it to one of us

in the discord if you haven't

yeah the the reason i said would he play

that game

is

he said oh basic geopolitics thank you

messier the first

what does that mean basic geopolitics

that's so stupid

that's that's someone who thinks

real life politics

is like a strategy game

you know

it's like a gamer mentality

oh what do you mean where are you gonna

be sitting where's your mouse and

keyboard you're gonna control the

geopolitical reality

are you saying you want to go and tell

bashar al-assad

that this is what he has to do then you

have to convince him

that this is what he has to do or are

you going to do like you know what i

mean

you have to have power to implement a

strategy

but

the truth is is that what he said at the

end

he gave up

and that's all these [ __ ] people can

do is give up

by doing that kind of [ __ ]

whenever they lose they resort to that

and why because they're anarchists

no edu he knew though he knew he i

literally talked to him when we muted

and i told him so he [ __ ] knew that

was his way of quitting

because he's an anarchist

and that's what anarchists do

that's what anarchists do

thank you anonymous

you get what i mean when they see me to

get

collateral yeah

thank you so much draman holy [ __ ]

i think

we need new rules for debate this is

what this taught me we need new rules

for debate

we need new rules to debate for debate

i'm thinking one of the rules we need is

that

the person needs to be a streamer

so they have skin in the game they can't

just do dumb [ __ ] they have to be on

twitch streaming

and facecam

actually i think facecam

yeah

things like that

that's what we need

but you know it's it's going to be

increasingly hard for me to debate

people because i'm getting to a point

where people realize they cannot beat me

in a debate

so they're going to have to resort to

doing things like that

to like you know thank you uh bosh

appreciate it

you know

and i gotta talk to destiny and i gotta

talk to

people like that like how do you prevent

that how do you guys prevent that you

know i don't know how people prevent

that

i think one of the things i'm going to

start demanding as a condition to debate

me is you have to show me your id you

have to show me your id

i need to see id

i'm not kidding

i want to start seeing id before debates

and i'm i'm implementing that rule right

now

you know what i'm actually going to do

this

from now on if you want to debate me

you have to show

full id i don't know

i'm saying this now you have to show

your id

i don't know if i can put that on

discord

he was just an immature kid you know

but it was my fault for trying to

educate this kid

destiny has a delay on his end for

debate so we can mute it before he goes

live

oh

i don't know if he does that anymore

though because i've seen

his stream when i was on it there wasn't

that much of a delay

i don't even know how delays work either

i don't know how delays work

i don't know how they work

10 seconds behind live so you have time

to mute it but how do you mute it if

it's already happened you know

i don't see how that works

maybe you should educate during a debate

is a battle not a safe place to learn

well that's the thing

all the right wingers i debate

they just come to me with some straw man

about marxism and i have to press like

where are you getting this idea of

marxism from you know

it's like that zoltanius guy

he had this you yeah it's like where do

you get that from he said oh i have

these quotes

well those don't mean what you think

they mean you know

oh

[Music]

it's anarchism honestly they're all

anarchists

they're all anarchists man

all [ __ ] anarchists

[Music]

and by the way he knew he told me he

knew

when i talked to him and i muted he told

me he knew

that he's got to follow the rules

so he did that on purpose

because he was losing

and embarrassing himself

and because he has no honor and no shame

he did that

maybe he just forgot he didn't forget

he did not forget

[Music]

he doubled down too

[Music]

can you explain how he's an anarchist

because he believes in a dead

abstraction he worships it as god

a dead negation and a dead abstraction

despite all of the realities on the

ground in levant

he has his special individual because he

contrived it individually

that everything must become syria

despite all of the realities on the

ground

it doesn't matter

you guys noticed something

every single one of these people

that i've debated that that are like

this guy right that have these right

wing views

they are so

they have so much anxiety

it's like i'm trying to have a calm

patient debate with them

they can't just chill

and focus on the points at hand remember

when i debated zoltanius

every two seconds he would speed quote

it's like dude can you just

stay on the points

and just stick to the arguments

[Music]

they just try to overwhelm you they try

to overwhelm you

with [ __ ]

that that means nothing they're too

excited they're too enthusiastic they're

fanatics they're fanatical

[Music]

they're fanatical

perverts fanatical perverts

oh look at hitler in history he's a

fanatical pervert

he was always screaming

you know

anarchists

they're all anarchists

completely hysterical

what do you think about the hassan drama

i've covered it for like the last week

dude

there's a little bit more

that came out but

i'll show you the more we're gonna check

the reddit

see what's going on

[Music]

my dreams

[Music]

oh

[Music]

with

oh

[Music]

your is

it's easy

[Music]

oh she's

to

[Music]

i have no idea why

of all people

circa is the one who gets under hassan's

skin

it's literally because of hassan has

received

a lot of lsf

animosity

but zerka is the only one that bothers

him

from lsf you ever noticed that

the only one

and he dm'd him too

circle royale

i'm going on that tomorrow after i

debate that one guy i'm politically

provoked so tomorrow

we have a debate at 9 00 p.m and then at

10 p.m i'm going on the royale so i

might be late to the royale but that's

fine

they usually start way after anyway

[Music]

go back to making flat earth content

[Music]

a son will never debate flat earth

though that's the thing he'll never

debate it he'll just talk about it on

oh man

[Music]

he would lose a debate with zircon flat

easily easily not even a question

not even a question

donald trump would beat biden if

election was today

damn

women and black voters regret their

choice

what

and 14 percent would choose another

candidate

if the election was held today

trump would beat biden

43 to 73

[ __ ] the daily mail for its ads man

there's so many [ __ ] ads

i can't show it because it's like

so many [ __ ] ads man

[Music]

you know what you know what i wish you

know what i want for christmas

i want a twitch approved internet

so twitch please just make an internet

where we're fine

and we'll just use that internet because

you know what i mean

no because these websites force you to

disable their ad block

you know another thing i was thinking

about

so in discord you have to censor a lot

of words

i'm not just talking about the basics

or else they shut down your server right

but

why doesn't [ __ ] discord just ban

those words you know why do we have to

do it

i don't get it dude i don't get how big

tech platforms work

like discord if you really just then you

[ __ ] ban it discord why don't we have

to do it

i don't get it does anyone get it

yeah you have to love big brother you

can't big brother can't just enforce

their own rules that they want

they don't want heat from free speech

losers that's not true because they

[ __ ] will ban your discord if you

don't do it yourself

[Music]

when i was younger

[Music]

oh it was

[Music]

beautiful happily

so joyfully

me

[Music]

what the taliban spokesman on twitter

kim jong-un is as brave as our taliban

but unfortunately he is not muslim

this is literally the taliban guy from

twitter

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

oh

[Music]

this guy's literally a taliban

spokesperson it's not even a joke

he's literally a taliban spokesperson

[Music]

he's just the soldier

[Music]

thank you sigma man appreciate it

[Music]

i'm kind of thinking about just ending

stream man

[Music]

i'm so [ __ ] mad

that the vod is gone

it's really like you know

killed my [ __ ] motivation and [ __ ]

you know

build my

[Music]

the skin energy last forever

[Music]

only loves paradise

[Music]

come on

[Music]

thank you sigma man

[Music]

why

does he go on

[Music]

oh

[Music]

am i the only guy on the [ __ ]

internet that actually debates people

are the only [ __ ] guy on the internet

that can actually just [ __ ] argue

with people and stick to the [ __ ]

point

you know

[Music]

oh

[Music]

first of all we need to put our protocol

back in place i don't know why we got

rid of it you know

let me make an announcement

oh

[Music]

hey i'll debate maya if maya wants to

debate i'll debate maya

apparent maya's a new discord celebrity

so i'll debate maya

if maya wants the debate i'll debate

them

[Music]

the reddit's [ __ ] boring today anyway

you know

it's full of boring [ __ ]

[Music]

not mischief's girlfriend maya it's a

different maya in our discord

[Music]

is she online is she on a debate

[Music]

i wanna go back

[Music]

do

[Music]

oh

[Music]

is

[Music]

if you ping me in the [ __ ] thing i'm

banning you

if you ping me in this

[Music]

i mean this

so

having the state do everything having

the state come in and provide kind of

offset to the harsh ugly realities of

regular capitalism

that's not a program anymore don't

expect much from the political class

because traditionally they respond only

when they're frightened and it's our job

to make them frighten we're in a we're

in a shock doctrine moment

and people on the left who say okay yes

but the time is it now because we

haven't

we don't have the infrastructure we

don't have the labor infrastructure the

ducks aren't in a row enough for us to

actually take advantage of

this moment i see all around me lots of

evidence that americans are more in

their heads

thinking about big changes than i had

that machine in my lifetime

dude he's not declining okay he's just

gaming

whenever hassan games he he he goes down

by like half of views that's like

everyone that's me too

when i game i go my views [ __ ] chop

in half

why i've got both of you two here or two

of the biggest minds the most respected

when i delete my when i have to delete

my [ __ ] vod

my views [ __ ] shrink by a third

so there you go

mine's on the left i i want us to get

into that i want us to start to try to

answer some of these questions because

what it starts to feel like to me i do

all of these interviews and it starts to

feel like

in bernie's absence everyone's kind of

waiting for someone else to take the

lead everyone's kind of waiting for

somebody else to to to

you know draw up the blueprint as it

were and you said you said something

about um yeah you're right dude the true

fans do stay for the gaming that's

honestly how i can tell who's the true

fans are the ones who stay for gaming

honestly that's literally true

you know and birdie's awake there's no

there's no organizing like those are

literally the og's those are literally

how i can tell who's an og

the og's stay for the gaming

the travelers leave when i game the ogs

stay

station and there's no kind of agenda

and i wonder how much you know bernie

and other progressive leaders are

responsible for that because there's an

argument that says we have more elected

representatives who identify as

democratic socialists and progressives

than at any time in in modern history

they are enormously popular and have a

certain degree of

institutional freedom

generated by the fact that they are

fundraising powerhouses who have

demonstrated an ability to ward off

opposing challenges aoc

had more money spent to try to unseat

her it was the most expensive race in

that cycle and obviously she prevailed

you have these narrow margins in the

house

which enable them to basically hold

anything up if they want to similarly

bernie sanders in the senate can hold

anything up if he wants to

and while you are seeing the kind of

agitation that i'd like to see around

the

um infrastructure bill with progressives

saying

if you don't pass the

uh reconciliation bill we're not going

to go for the bipartisan bill you also

see nine

okay what is the reconciliation bill i

need to [ __ ] start keeping up on

american politics

reconciliation bill what the [ __ ] is

that

someone in the chat give me a tl dr

what's [ __ ] going on

the [ __ ] is going on with this bill

the news said they're they

they passed it in the house already are

they planning on voting for it in the

house september 29th

corporate dems doing what corporate dems

always have done

very

they can pass two more budget

reconciliation bills this term

boldly without any fan you know so

they're they're going through with the

budget reconciliation right

they're pretending you're gonna pass

something good they're going through

with the reconciliation right

that's what they have to do now

like of course we're going to do the

exact same thing and historically

if i had to place a bet

i would probably gamble on the corporate

dims because progressives have

advertised explicitly over and over and

over again that because we care about

our constituents and because we're not

monsters we'll always compromise and

take what we can get because we got to

deliver for our constituents because we

have hearts and

they don't they they have basically they

advertise constantly that they will

always they will always bend the knee

nine democrats are holding it up

isn't that [ __ ] hilarious

nine democrats are holding that [ __ ] up

they even when they have the power

they get [ __ ] by their own

and that's the party hassan thinks we

have to stick by that's the party we

need to be in and stick by

right

and they blame their compassion for the

people as the reason why now i

understand that i understand that as an

ethical position but as a political

position it seems extremely

short-sighted

so i guess my question to to both of you

is

how much should we be holding um

leadership responsible and what would

you like to see them

doing differently what could bernie have

done differently

in the fallout and at the end of his

campaign that might have helped to solve

this problem

of listlessness on the left

well let me start with that uh i don't

think that the decisions they make are

ethical

uh they are practical

uh they insure their own political

survival because pelosi would destroy

them otherwise

and the problem is of course the focus

on the political leadership

the political class even the best of the

political class

is never going to free us from bondage

that's going to be done through

movements uh and uh if you look at the

early 20th century before world war one

uh the socialist movement which was

united with the union movement uh was an

incredibly powerful force i think rick

can correct me if i'm wrong i think we

have 30 socialist mayors uh we had uh of

course eugene v debs uh at one point i

think it was the 1912 election i can't

remember pulling uh six percent of the

vote uh the ruling elites were terrified

that's why wilson uh

under the espionage act and the sedition

act went after the lefty deporting emma

goldman

and

that's our focus so we have to forget

about aoc

uh she's window dressing uh she has no

real political power and of course

bernie i i'm much more critical of

bernie uh perhaps than you are uh

brianna i

uh he wasn't building a political

revolution he was uh it was political

advertising for his campaign uh which is

why it all collapsed he never took on

the war industry indeed he supported it

because it gave jobs uh to uh

constituents in vermont uh and he

wouldn't confront uh schumer in the

democratic power hierarchy uh which were

is as are as responsible especially on

the clinton administration uh uh for

neoliberalism and de-industrialization

and deregulation and uh essentially

turning government into

uh an entity that exclusively caters to

and serves the interests of corporate

power and the oligarchic elite uh and so

uh i never uh why i don't just like

bernie i don't think he's dishonest in

any way uh but he's spineless uh and uh

he

in the end chose his career he did not

want to confront uh schumer and and the

power of schumer and pelosi is that they

are the funnel for the money so all the

wall street money comes through them and

it goes to the anointed candidates and

if you uh defy

their interests which are neo-liberal

uh they're not even liberal they're not

even traditionally democratic then

they'll destroy you and they can destroy

you by turning off the spigot and

funding and this has been going all the

way back to tony cuello and the clinton

administration this has been long the

transformation of the democratic party

into the republican party and bernie

knows this uh but remember bernie uh

campaigned for bill clinton in 1996 that

was after nafta after the omnibus crime

bill which uh has uh

you know what 40 of the people in our

prisons are in for

selling marijuana or you know

non-violent drug crimes i mean this is

nuts the court system doesn't work this

guy [ __ ] rambles that's the problem

he just [ __ ] rambles man

no disrespect but

can you can he get to the point

oh that was uh uh pushed through by

clinton and biden by the way biden was

instrumental in all of that so uh i

think the the focus is wrong uh you know

don't expect much from the political

class because traditionally uh they

respond only when they're frightened and

it's our job to make them frightened uh

and i said it often so often that some

of the viewers may have already heard it

but i'll say it again

1971 tens of thousands of anti-war

demonstrators surround the white houses

and kissinger's memoirs as i also say

don't ever buy the book um and uh

kissinger is describing nixon is

freaking out he's got empty city buses

all around ringed around the white house

to protect him and he's looking through

the window and going they're going to

break through the barricades and get us

and that's our job that's where we want

people in power to be max weber writes

about this in his little essay

brilliant essay politics as a vocation

and he says the moment you turn your

back on the centers of power they go

right back to creating systems of

exploitation and oppression uh and

that's the problem we turned our back we

put our faith in aoc or bernie uh these

are brands in the same way that obama

was a brand i think obama exposed for

his emptiness and hollowness and his

60th birthday party you know it was all

on public display but everyone in

chicago i know the great jeremiah wright

admired jerry very much jerry knew this

uh not that anybody wanted to hear it he

knew what obama was about uh and so

forget forget washington uh it's our job

to build movements as rick said and

we're gonna have to build movements with

people whose political uh expressions

are far worse uh than anything that uh

you know williams or anyone else is

gonna so we're gonna have to build

coalitions with people like my family

and i love my family although i don't

want to hear much of what they think

about

black people or homosexuals or you know

i mean little endless list unless you're

white protestant from mechanic falls

main

but you know what we're going to have to

build those coalitions around

fundamental issues of justice uh around

fundamental issues of employment uh

around fundamental issues of public uh

service of public schools etc uh and

we're going to have to come together on

those issues uh but of course the left

is which i think is just rapidly

becoming a caricature of itself uh is

extinguishing its political relevance

but look the the problem is okay i don't

get any meat and potatoes from this [ __ ]

put put elected officials to the side

a lot of folks on the left have become

so invested in those figureheads that

even that aspect of the argument is

going to

turn them off the you know that's part

of why jimmy dore is so maligned right

now is that he at times makes an

argument that it's not worth even giving

your money to campaigns when it could be

better spent doing other kinds of

organizing efforts and obviously it's a

free country people can choose to do

what they want but there's a lot of

tension around on the left right now

about whether or not certain people

should have done more to help senator

anita turner for example and i think

while it's obviously true that senator

turner

would you know being in the senate uh

being in the congress on the house would

be better than chantal brown being in

the house i think it's also fair to have

some skepticism about what these people

can accomplish at the end of the day and

so i i wanna my follow-up question is to

ask you do you think it's worthwhile to

still pursue and engage in these kind of

electoral left

efforts

if it means

getting people into the and then to the

front

hold on what is going on here

what is this

this is so bad faith and hassan is

literally a public figure this is so bad

faith dude

you're googling train now

yeah

easy answer froggen

read dt style in your chat you love him

is that your chatter

probably not is do you recognize the

name dt style yeah read what he said and

awake in your mind because this all

right never mind right you know pulling

people into the movement um you know

getting an audience because there are

people who are going to be attracted to

electoralism or do you think do you

agree with the kind of jimmy dore

approach that says it's not worth

finding these candidates it's not worth

paying attention to them at all they're

kind of like sucking too much momentum

out of the movement

i would be a little more nuanced i i i

like nina i think nina's great um and i

certainly have no problem with

supporting her on the other hand if

there aren't movements out there that

are able to put pressure on the centers

of power it doesn't matter how well

intentioned i think she is

well-intentioned how well-intentioned

she is uh she's going to be politically

emasculated uh given the way the system

is configured so yeah uh i i don't i

don't divorce myself i was ralph nader's

speechwriter but ralph's argument was

and i have not voted for a democratic

presidential candidate since before

2000. uh ralph's argument which i bought

i believe is that you know if we can

pull five 10 15 million of people away

from the democratic party that is the

only mechanism we have left to put

pressure on the democratic party uh to

begin to address the needs of working

men and women and the work no

it's not far enough

if you can get

one million people

in an independent political party you

have created a third party

you don't gotta win

you don't have to win you just have to

hold the line and keep growing

if you can do that

you have everything

see americans are stupid

i'm still gonna say it we're a stupid

country

compared to everyone else and here's why

because in order for americans to take

anything seriously politically

the guy has to be president

they need to see

the guy become president to take it

seriously like

oh

well i don't know we ain't president

oh trump's president damn that's a real

thing going on

but we need to get over that you know we

need a way

to struggle you know what i mean we need

a way to like

have executive authority

while

also recognizing and making people

recognize that it's not very likely

we're going to get a guy who's going to

be our president dude even eugene debs

he had to run to be president you know

like it's it'll it probably won't happen

but

that's the only way you build a

political movement in this country is to

vie to be president

and maybe it could i don't know if it

could happen or not you know i don't i

really don't know

third parties won't win without assuming

our voting laws but we do need a third

party

found you through [ __ ] clip shared

it with my apolitical friends now they

subscribe to infrared youtube channel

ml rises and infrared leads the charge

thank you i i don't know why people

love that clip so much i honestly don't

get it

of all the clips i don't know why people

love that one

so what about the libertarians how do we

overtake them

don't i mean

what about them dude

why don't why do you have to focus on

them

why would you focus on overtaking them

focus on overtaking the democrats

you know

don't be a loser

focusing on loser [ __ ]

all right let's continue working poor

and i think ralph was right uh ralph

never thought he was going to win i

don't think rob wanted to win i know

ralph really well he's kind of the least

political you know politician i've ever

met um uh

but i think that's right we have to

begin to build can you stop using the

word revolutionary because you sound

stupid

what do you mean revolutionary

machinations dude

you know what people think revolution

means it means the orgasm

i could finally come

that's what a [ __ ]

that's what they mean by revolutionary

they mean the moment where they can come

[ __ ] you [ __ ]

machination my [ __ ]

we need a third party

it's not likely it'll win the presidency

but it will get so damn close

that

it will collapse the system

if it gets close to winning the

presidency our country will

our political system will collapse

you will raise enough hell

you know it's like the joker we're still

kind of in the joker mode you know

i don't know are we still in joker mode

i think we're in vain mode now

trump was joker mode now we're in the

bane mode you know

i don't know

you're delusional there's no way third

party can win

i pray for the stupid i just pray for

them only god can help the stupid

i just pray for him now that's all i do

because what can you do you know

i don't think it can help it

i just pray for him now

pray for the stupid man just pray for

them

third marnie's mathematically

can't win and is shut up

i'm so sick of it man

so sick of being smarter than everyone

so sick of these stupid people in my

chat

so sick of it man

can i put out

intelligence and receive intelligence

how come every time i put out

intelligence i just get stupidity

you bounce back dumb [ __ ] on me

and they still going at it they're still

talking about their their [ __ ] stupid

straw man

where does it come from man

so we're gonna talk about the human

nervous system

so when i explicitly say

that it is very unlikely that third

parties will actually win the presidency

and i premise my whole argument with

that acknowledgement

what goes wrong in certain people's

nervous system and um

certain people's neuro neuro system

where they interpret that to mean oh

yeah you're saying third parties will

win the presidency when i just said they

won't win the presidency

like what what what what is the glitch

you know like what's wrong with it

where's the logic no it's unlikely they

were ever even klem klaus

how do you know

like they'll get 10 at most how do you

know

you don't [ __ ] know that

and there's a lot of ways third parties

can make an impact

beyond winning a certain percentage of

the actual presidential election

they can upset local they can do well

they can do a lot of things to become a

really meaningful phenomena before that

because it never happened in 200 years

because our system incentivized

strategic voting

i do now

but you just [ __ ] lied you just said

in 200 [ __ ] years it's never happened

even though in 200 years there have been

plenty of parties beyond the two parties

that have won the actual [ __ ]

presidency so shut the [ __ ] up

dumbass

the [ __ ] two-party system

is very recent in a 200-year time span

[ __ ] idiot what a dumb [ __ ] thing

to say

what a stupid [ __ ] thing to say

stupid [ __ ] thing to say it's never

been done in 200 years this [ __ ] guy

thinks the democrats and republicans

have been the two parties for 200 years

shows how much you [ __ ] know about

history

[ __ ] arrogant [ __ ]

read the [ __ ] bible we come from dust

to dust we shall return the two-party

system has an origin it will return to

that origin it comes from dust it will

return to dust

we just have to be on top of how and by

we i mean we the smart people it was

1850 bro no it [ __ ] wasn't it was way

later you [ __ ] idiot

let me prove it to you

1950 recent yeah 1950 is [ __ ] recent

if your time span is 200 years you

[ __ ] lying idiot

it's not 1850 it's 1950 that would be

way more accurate and yes within a 200

year time span that is very recent if

that's your time span if you think

america's

you said 1850 was a type okay if you

think

america's history has ended

since 1950 and this is the final form of

our [ __ ] history and that a

fundamental change is not coming to

america comparable to what world war ii

was you are a [ __ ] idiot your

establishment [ __ ] media are all

admitting that the change coming to

america is not only more profound than

world war ii it's more [ __ ] profound

than the civil war that's the [ __ ]

level

of challenge and change that's awaiting

america in this new era

i said 1850

then you [ __ ] don't know history the

two-party system

does not come from 1850

it doesn't come from too [ __ ] 1850.

it doesn't

it does not

exactly

there had been so many other parties

that posed a significant challenge since

then and redefined the nature of these

parties

the last president to win yeah but

that's your only [ __ ] measurement

that's your only measurement is who won

not who

that's not enough to define a two-party

system a two-party system means those

are basically the only two relevant

parties which is not [ __ ] true

people have been arguing for third

parties since the last 50 years

they didn't ralph nader cam clouds and

not even win one to revoke so when you

try it this is what this is how i know

you guys are a bunch of broke losers

right you try something once and you

fail and you call it the end of the

world when a winner keeps trying and

tries new things until they [ __ ] win

they learn from their failure they keep

trying until they win that's what a

winner does a [ __ ] loser loses once

and then everyone keeps bringing up

ralph nader ralph nader ralph nader

ralph nader is a [ __ ] legend because

he was the first step he was the first

step of a guy actually was serious about

this he tried it he didn't win but he

tried he tried we need to keep trying

and until we win

he was a [ __ ] legend and a chad and

that's why you [ __ ] remember ralph

[ __ ] nader because ralph nader went

far enough

for his name to be remembered

you're not gonna [ __ ] win overnight

you have to learn from your mistakes

and you have to keep on going otherwise

you're a [ __ ] loser

so you think you're smarter than chomsky

let's say there is a guillotine

and the guillotine is held up by god

and my penis is on the

guillotine

and

a certain out there's two possible

outcomes if i'm right

god keeps the guillotine up if i'm wrong

the guillotine falls

i am willing to put my [ __ ] on that

vehicle

guillotine

and bet

that i am

five billion times smarter than noam

chomsky if i'm wrong it'll fall if i'm

right it'll stay that's how i'm

confident i am it's gonna stay

that's how much i know i'm smarter than

noam chomsky i am objectively more

knowledgeable objectively more

intelligent objectively more wise

objectively more bright objectively more

insightful and objectively more

interesting than noem kok chomsky

and i'm not joking about that i'm not

joking about that i am not joking about

that

i am not joking about that

i'm not here to make a third party

that's going to be part of the system

and you know that's the third party no

i'm here to build a third party

to break the system

a glitch if you will which is not

illegal it's all following the rules but

there's a glitch in the rules

that's what i'm here for

i'm not here to make a [ __ ] third

party

that's going to be legitimized by the

system i'm here to make a third party

that's gonna blindside the system

or help contribute to a third party it's

gonna blindside the system rise become a

rousing phenomena that makes trump look

like mickey mouse

and really really

let [ __ ] hit the fan

as far as the system is concerned

that's what i'm interested in

i am not here to create a legitimize the

third party and whenever the voting laws

no

that's not what i'm here for

that is not what i'm here for

i am here to help contribute to a

movement

that will test the limits

of american democracy

evangelicals were doing this in the 70s

and 80s and it worked for them yeah

but all these dumbasses want to sit in

my attack it's not possible it's not

possible you can't do it you can't do it

you know i know who these people are i

see them at the gym every day these are

the guys at the gym this is what they do

chat they go up to the dumbbell they go

to huh

i'm going home and eating a snickers

that's where these [ __ ] people are

that's literally who they [ __ ] are i

see them every day at the gym

every day i look at these people in the

gym

the disrespect to the nine-year-old

chomsky is dumb

okay

no m chomsky

is a dumb [ __ ] even if he's 500 years

old he's not 500 years smarter he's a

dumb [ __ ]

he has contributed nothing to humanity

nothing

noam chomsky has contributed nothing to

humanity if noam chomsky was not born

nothing would be lost much would be

gained much would be gained

for example

if noam chomsky was never born

then vaush would not be telling

ten thousand people that the bolsheviks

had a coup where they they lost the

election so they got mad and took over

in a kill

they wouldn't see no one would that meme

would not exist if it wasn't for chomsky

all chomsky's done is spread

misinformation and harm the left and

cuck the left he all he has done is [ __ ]

the left that's all [ __ ] chomsky has

done he's cocked the left

that's trial now and this guy literally

[ __ ] believes that the constituent

assembly was dissolved because the

bolsheviks lost and he literally thinks

that that's how illiterate these that's

what chomsky's teaching these people

it's teaching them to be historically

illiterate

he literally thinks

the reason the constituent assembly was

dissolved

was because the bolsheviks lost the

election even though by that time it was

[ __ ] irrelevant anyway

because he doesn't know anything but

about [ __ ] history

chomsky is the reason we have vouch

chomsky is the reason we have hassan

he's the reason we have bread tube he's

the reason we have the american left

that we do

chomsky once said force the vote was the

equivalent of little kids asking for

cookies

even though they know they're not going

to get cookies yeah

exactly

so you basically want to make ukip but

for muscular marxists

chomsky

stole his work manufacturing consent

from perente's book inventing reality

yeah so what the state this would happen

the mit state department took

parenthesis powerful book and pussified

it and released it

in a pussified sanitized way so that

parentheses book wouldn't get popular

it's like saying authoritarianism exists

because of stalin

and this guy thinks authoritarianism

exists

as if every country on earth is not

authoritarian

including

anarchist catalonia where we put people

in labor camps but we call them

liberation

liberation farms

liberation

freedom

they just call it a different name it's

the same [ __ ]

anarchist when they when anarchists have

power they literally just do the same

[ __ ] but worse they're the worst fascist

dictators but they just call it

something different that's all they do

that's all they do

some are more authoritarian than others

that's not true

some

have to exercise their authority more

than others

that's the difference

no you don't understand you're blaming

chomsky for bread tube it's like saying

authoritarianism exists because of

stalin

i don't have a problem with stalin or

authoritarianism

i'm a stalinist

what a dumb example

i'm an authoritarian stalinist

i believe the authority of my [ __ ]

over yours because mine's bigger

it's just bigger

the bait my batch

the bank way the bait me

then go you have to go through the

protocol that i just [ __ ] instituted

hours ago because a dumb [ __ ] like you

came on and started saying slurs so you

have to go through the protocol now so

you can join the discord and you can

talk to my community and if they think

you're worth a piece of [ __ ] then you

can come on and debate

oh my god like

i can't believe this it's like

uh

a far character um

like when i snomed chomsky

i

shut the [ __ ] up

what is up with this chomsky [ __ ] man

where does that come from

why do people like norm he doesn't say

anything smart

he don't say nothing smart

they just want an old guy that's like

harmless and it makes them feel like oh

we're not so bad the left isn't so bad

after all

it ain't that bad after all it's really

normal we're normal

he's accessible

no it's i'll tell you the [ __ ] reason

he he's a legitimacy you know he like he

makes people feel comfy and i get it

because people don't want

crazy crusty anarchists be like

they don't want those type of people

to represent them so they look at a

normal guy like chomsky who's got

legitimacy and they're just like

oh

actually

this is not that bad

you can disagree on instead but he's

written more on foreign policy and how

the world works

yeah and it's all [ __ ] it's stolen from

michael parente

yeah he's like the left's jordan

peterson

he's knowledgeable in linguistics

no he's not

all his linguistics he pulled out of his

ass

and he contributed to the revival of

scientific racism good job times

that universal language has never been

proven but he believes it anyway

so chomsky has this idea called

universal language and what chomsky's

telling people

is that there's a universal language

encoded in our brain

and

we all have it and it's universal

universal grammar there's a universal

grammar and language in our brain and

it's in our brain he's never proved it

he's never showed us okay where is it in

the brain he's never showed us anything

but he just says that it's

self-evidently true

that's what shot how is that racist

i'll tell you why because humans are

physiologically different

so it naturally and we also have

different languages so it naturally

follows

that chomsky's going to attribute the

differences you see

across languages and cultures

to what's in our brain and what's in our

physiological genetics

that's why

i'm not even joking about this by the

way like i'm not just the one saying

this like for example steven pinker

cites noam chomsky as his formative

influence stephen [ __ ] pinker

yeah the piraha disprove it

the piraha do disprove it yeah

limerick i hate you for writing that

paragraph and making me [ __ ] read it

and waste my time limerick do you think

i'm not educated on this topic

why do you insult me writing this

paragraph

you don't think i've spent all my time

reading about this [ __ ]

[ __ ] five years ago

babies can distinguish language sounds

from non-language sounds right after

being born has nothing to do with innate

universal grammar

alakhanian could explain that better the

fact that language does not seem

directly correlated with other skills

people can have lots of developmental

issues yet in math pretty much everyone

learns how to speak language if they're

exposed to it

yeah yet again does not prove there's a

universal grammar that's not an argument

in favor of universal grammar whatsoever

the fact that all languages seem to have

universals things that are common among

languages yeah but you can't isolate any

every time you try to isolate some you

end up getting an unworking arbitrary

abstraction

or you end up being disproven by

marginal cases like the peraha tribe

so stop [ __ ] writing me paragraphs

your beliefs aren't disgusting but i'm

glad you decided not to be a [ __ ] baby

putting out and banning me that's

prompts

yeah but you're still very stupid and i

pray for you

all i could do is pray for you that's

the only thing i could do

yeah every single language is unique

more than 700 unique languages have zero

connections to each other no historians

or anthropologists can explain this

phenomenon

okay

the the burden is on chomsky is to

disprove the ontological argument

that

instead of there being a universal

language encoded in our brain

there's a common ontological reality

that is the object of language that

gives rise to language

just beginning from the pure difference

ontological difference you can have

language

that's khan's point just beginning from

that you can have language

and the fact that languages are going to

have [ __ ] in common is not because

there's a secret code for each and every

language

but because it follows from that

ontological difference

yeah it's kind of like that all

similarities between language with no

connections are because they're all

describing the same human experience

that's kind of what i'm getting at it's

not exactly it but that's

more or less what it's like

they're all describing the same thing

the same object

like there is no

use for the notion of universal grammar

it has no use there's no practical use

for it there's no no one needs it we

don't need it

if if we let's say we said universal

grammar is [ __ ] i'm gonna wipe my

ass with thrown on the garbage

what would happen

what would we lose

are you wasting your time debating all

these dumb ass kids tonight

i don't want to debate anymore i want to

create a powerful state

that will throw people in jail for being

stupid

that's what i want

sick of debating these [ __ ] dumb

asses i just want a powerful state

where if people are saying dumb [ __ ]

they just get thrown in jail

just for saying dumb [ __ ]

i honestly feel like

i'm the only one who debates like i'm

the only one who follows

a line of argumentation to its

conclusion

everyone else pivots

you notice that

talking about people i debate

you should debate john zurka

about what

h

uh

i'm going to show you zirco's stream

flat earth versus

networth let me show you zerka's stream

though

[Laughter]

spare change

he deserves it

it's all these homeless people and then

hassan and his three

he's milking it forever dude he's never

gonna stop milking that [ __ ] he's

milking this

he's milking that [ __ ] forever

[Music]

oh my god

champion of the poor

didn't

work oh my god

can we debate chomsky

the stream is boring i'll help you the

stream's boring

i'll help you don't worry um there come

back in four days when you can learn to

chat without bitching

you are obviously paid off

i am for the complete

criminalization of marijuana

no more marijuana anywhere

anywhere

even privately

even medically

it should be illegal

it should be illegal to smell

marijuana it should be illegal to look

at marijuana it should be illegal

to

have a picture of marijuana it should be

illegal

to think i'm not even kidding i'm not

even kidding neurolink is coming out if

you think about marijuana you should go

to jail if you think about it

just to think about it the thought

the thought of marijuana should be

illegal the thought of it the thought of

it should be illegal

speaking of elon musk i want to show you

the innovations in um

technology going on

it's really

crazy stuff guys really crazy stuff

really insane trust me this guy's a

genius

look let me just tell you something

technology has gotten to a point

this is the future guys

we're going to mars we're going to mars

this guy's the genius elon musk is a

genius dude he's so smart

red hat

[Music]

wow

[Music]

huh

[Music]

oh

[Music]

all right

thank you

how much you want to [ __ ] bet this

was grimes how much you want to bet this

was grimes you want to bet this was

grimes

i bet you anything this is grimes

i bet you anything this is grimes i bet

you anything this is grimes i bet you

anything that's her

[Applause]

i swear this is grimes i swear that's

grimes

this is grimes i literally bet you this

is grimes

this is how [ __ ] pathetic elon is

grimes is literally

like oh honey i'll dress up like it for

you

i'm supporting my husband

that's how [ __ ] bankrupt this guy is

and [ __ ] desperate he is

he literally has to ask his wife to

[ __ ] wear this and

[ __ ] con people

you know what i'm just gonna [ __ ] say

this robot is not coming out he's lying

this is a lie they didn't build a robot

there's no prototype

it's not gonna happen he's just trying

to [ __ ] steal money

okay i know the mars thing is not

happening mars is not happening i know

that

mars is not happening but i'm pretty

sure this is fake

i'm pretty sure this is fake

now unlike

unlike dojo obviously that was not real

uh

so doj is real uh the tesla bot will be

real

yeah will be real and he thinks it will

he doesn't have any proof

and there's no reason to think it will

be real but we should just believe him

right

um but

basically if you think about what we're

doing right now with the cars tesla is

arguably the world's biggest robotics

company because our cars are

like

semi-sentient robots on wheels

um and with

the

full self-driving computer essentially

the the inference engine on the car

which will keep evolving obviously and

dojo

and all the

uh

he just called his cars semi-sentient

why

elon musk is the dumbest [ __ ] guy

ever dude

i'm gonna coin a new term

it's called

the hassan effect

so if a guy has enough attention this

guy could be someone he doesn't know

what he's talking about

he doesn't know what he's talking about

but he has enough audiences and he has

enough attention for people to think

there must be he must know what he's

talking about right

it's called the hassan effect

and elon musk is also an example of the

hassan effect elon musk is a guy

who literally is the dumbest [ __ ] guy

he doesn't know anything he's a dumb guy

he just makes [ __ ] up out of his ass

and people some like people believe it

people just believe it oh we're going to

mars because elon said so because like

they think like think about how could

this guy have billions of dollars and

just be talking out of his ass no one

could possibly understand why right and

it's the same with hassan how could this

guy have 30 000 views 40 000 views

and he's talking out of his ass

you know what i mean it's the hassan

effect it's the hassan effect

neural nets recognize you know how they

say some banks are too big to fail well

there's some personalities that are too

[Music]

too clouded to be wrong that's the

hassan effect

seeing the world understanding how to

navigate through the world

uh it it kind of makes sense to put that

onto a humanoid form

they're also quite good at

acta caboose

i know you've had many discussions on

reddit but i want to just tell you

something sentience means nothing

it's not even a real thing

[Music]

bro is that my [ __ ] sandwich donated

five dollars ass you lost me for

supporting the ban on marijuana i sat

through the bs of being permabanned for

no reason glad that i'm still banned

never liked you anyway goodbye saj

i'll take those five dollars [ __ ] those

are my five dollars now you can't even

refund it

[ __ ] you

i'll take those five dollars i just took

your money

gave me your [ __ ] money

you just gave me your [ __ ] money

and what's your sandwich weirdo

a car is not semi-sentient okay

sensors and batteries and

actuators

so

we think we'll probably have

a prototype sometime next year

that

basically base looks like this

and it's intended to

be friendly of course

and navigate to a world built for humans

and

uh

and can all right if you believe this in

the chat reveal yourself just type i

believe if you believe this is like

actually gonna be a thing it's a real

thing just say i believe so i can ban

you go ahead say i believe

everyone who just outed themselves as

believers in this

are the most stupid [ __ ] people

in the world

he literally made this to be modeled off

of grimes this is literally grime's body

this is literally modeled off of grimes

what a narcissist

eliminate dangerous

repetitive and boring tasks um

we're setting it such that it is um

at a mechanical level at a physical

level uh you can run away from it

and and most likely overpower it

so

i hate elon

hopefully that doesn't ever happen but

you never know

so it's uh it'll be a you know

a light

yeah five miles an hour you can get run

faster than that i'd be fine

[Laughter]

um so

it's it's a

round

uh

e1

elon musk you're so funny elon elon musk

you're so hilarious he wanna give me

[Music]

elon musk

great

um

has sort of a screen where the head is

for useful information um but it's

otherwise basically got the autopilot

system in it so it's got cameras got

eight cameras and

um

yeah uh

full self-driving computer

and making use of all of the same tools

that we use in the car

so

um i mean things i think that are really

hard about

having a useful humanoid robot is cannot

navigate through the world without being

explicitly trained

i mean without explicit like

line by line instructions

can you can you talk to it and say you

know please

pick up that bolt

and attach it to

the car with that wrench

and it should be able to do that

it should be able to you know please you

know please go to the store and get me

the following groceries

that kind of thing

so

yeah i think we can do that

and

yeah

this i think will be quite quite

profound because if you say like what is

the economy it is uh

at the foundation it is labor so

what happens when there is uh

you know

no shortage of labor what the hell did

he just admit the labor theory of value

he okay this is what happened

elon found out that the marxist theory

of value is correct and he's like oh

[ __ ] i guess i gotta like make a robot

to like make this no longer true

he literally made this robot to own the

marxist and just be like all right guys

you're right but like i'm gonna make a

robot and like you'll be this for a win

i'm gonna do this pro with this robot

and like elon i don't know if like you

can

so elon just because you make it look

like a person

doesn't mean it's the light like you

could make it look like a dinosaur

you're not

undermining

the importance of labor just by making

it look like a person you can make it

look like

a werewolf you you can make it look like

a [ __ ]

ostrich

you can let make it look like a dick you

can just make a big peanut penile

structure

that walks

and it rolls on its balls like a

roly-poly ball robot

it has a r2d2 dick structure

you can literally make it look like that

and and you know you just arbitrarily

make it look like a doesn't mean it is a

person if you make it look like one

um that's why i think long-term that

they will

you need to be universal basic income

yeah

what the [ __ ]

what so okay elon literally just does

this

[Music]

okay

[Music]

thank you

[Applause]

so he has his girlfriend grimes dress up

as this and do this stupid dance on

stage

then he rambles for a few minutes

about nothing and then he says all right

we need basic income it's basically

already here we've we've already

replaced

uh the need for being look what i look

what i did look i proved it we already

did it guys we did it we did it

we need basic income look look i just

did it

we're gonna need some basic income guys

it's like what

you know what i mean

rhymes got those vegan cakes okay i mean

what are you looking at dude because

whoever this is

whoever this i don't want to be mean but

whoever this is

has like an ass that goes in

like it's in it's a it's an inverted ass

it's like an it's like a it's a it's

concave

it's like a

you know what i mean

it's a concave ass

and uh

we need ubi so the workers i've just

made redundant well that's the thing he

didn't make anything redundant the only

thing he did was do this this is all he

did

[Music]

all right

thank you

[Applause]

that is 100 grimes i swear i swear i

swear its grimes it literally looks

exactly like grimes i swear its grimes

i swear this is grimes i swear it's

grimes

i swear it looks like grimes it it moves

like grimes it literally moves like

grimes let me let's look at grimes we'll

see i'll prove it to you

right

[Music]

i wish she wasn't such a weirdo so i

could just [ __ ] show something

[Music]

oh my god it's grimes i swear it's

grimes

that's her body it's a hundred percent

her body that's grimes

that's literally grimes

rhymes got more hips no she does not

that is her i swear that's her that's

literally her

that's literally her

have you ever thought about how it's

going to be to date a billionaire of

course it won't be the same as the rest

of us but what you need to know is that

most billionaires don't have dating

rules but most of them do have one thing

girlfriend rules yeah and one of those

who set rules for their girlfriends is

the billionaire tech mogul elon musk i

do refer musk to a genius because his

thinking is beyond ordinary so i'm not

that surprised he lays down the rules to

follow for whoever he chooses to be his

girlfriend

some billionaire girlfriend rules are

quite reasonable but of course when it

comes to the genius musk you know what

it is extraordinary

from the rule of having blonde hair to

never saying no to be this billionaire's

girlfriend you need to abide by some

rules so what are the rules elon musk

laid down for whoever he chooses to be

his girlfriend make sure you watch this

video to the end but before we go into

that give this video a thumbs up by

clicking the like button if you are new

to the channel smash that subscribe

button and don't forget to click that

notification bell

you know why i don't care because if you

dated elon musk [ __ ] you

yeah if you date elon musk

that reflects on you

he's no you know you don't have to you

don't have to date that scumbag so if

you date that guy

that's your fault

because he's not you know you don't have

to

you don't have to date that psycho

scumbag and if you do

i will never talk to you

i'll never talk to you

[Music]

victim blaming

really

i'm victim blaming

so

so these girls are not dating elon

because he's a billionaire and and they

have no choice but to date him shut the

[ __ ] up

what about his workers

elon has the most privileged [ __ ]

workers in the world

i'm sorry to break this to you guys but

elon's workers are not

they're very privileged very [ __ ]

privileged

get the [ __ ] out of here

they don't even have a union

they don't need one

why did google need a [ __ ] union

sammy's in the show cue who

how do i debate sultan has the cruel

um

what happens is that i ban you because

you don't know how to [ __ ] follow

protocol

and i already told you guys if you just

[ __ ] sit in show q you get banned so

there you go i just banned you good job

elon musk is one of the world's best

known billionaires he's gained fame as

the founder and ceo of spacex the ceo

and co-founder of tesla inc and as a

co-founder of paypal just to name a few

of his entrepreneurial accomplishments

he is estimated to be worth a cool

184 billion dollars and that currently

makes him the wealthy elon wears a

[ __ ] wig dude he wears a wig no doubt

there's no doubt in my mind he wears a

wig this person on the planet needless

to say there are many ladies out there

who love the opportunity to be musk's

girlfriend and given that the

businessman has a reputation for jumping

from one long-term relationship to the

next he seems to always be making

headlines for his high profile love life

this is why i don't want a hair

transplant man his looks like [ __ ]

i mean this is a [ __ ] hairline i don't

want this [ __ ] hairline you know

elon doesn't understand something dude

men and women have different hair lines

so women will have hairlines

that go back

but men have a hairline where it's like

v you have to have a v you know

if you have too much forehead

it looks womanly

that's why when i lose this i'm just

going bald

i'm just going bald

because

when i lose this part yeah imagine

dating elon or grimes

yeah [ __ ] that dude

i would never [ __ ] date grimes what

up gold how you doing

isn't bald the maximum forehead though

yeah but it looks better

if you're a guy

when's the stream ending i have some

stuff i got to do but i don't want to

miss anything

dude you're not gonna miss anything okay

chill obviously the tesla ceo knows what

he wants when it comes to a dating

relationship if you are familiar with

musk you should notice that he never

likes to stay lonely he doesn't waste

time over a broken relationship before

diving into a new relationship with

fellow stars and that has made him the

talk of the tabloid

[Music]

asha with the five

thank you so much

thoughts on jimmy do i recommend i saw

that dude dude they sell it at walgreens

okay it's not like some fringe thing

they sell it at walgreens

if you're looking at your hairline

wondering why they should shave it off

then you should shave it off not [ __ ]

true biggest lie i've ever heard

biggest lie i've ever [ __ ] heard

it's probably that's not true

all you [ __ ] bald copers who give up

ah [ __ ] and i'm just gonna go bald

y'all are the worst

honestly you're the worst lazy

you're the laziest

you have no sense of beauty

you have no sense of anything

you just give up and go bald like a lazy

[ __ ]

it's cringe that he's recommending horse

drink

then why do they sell it at cvs for

[ __ ] humans

shut up [ __ ] dumbass they saw that

cbs

for people not for horses for people

so yes it has a human [ __ ] function

thoughts on being hating intellectuals i

just got an aneurysm reading that

[ __ ] sentence

it's a billionaire spirit after jumping

from one relationship to another he is

currently dating the canadian musician

claire elise voucher also known as

grimms as many perks as there would be

today

they honestly deserve each other

they deserve each other

grims

they deserve each other

that's all i'll say i don't know if i

can say any more but

let's just say

god help their their child god help

their child

god help their child

let's just say

that their son

is not going to prom

their son will not find a prom date

let's just leave it at that

dating someone as smart and rich as musk

we're very sure there comes a variety of

challenges

she looks like what beer tastes like

what

challenges in fact there are some very

specific rules the billionaire's

partners must abide by if she wants to

make things work and one of them is you

must be willing to go blonde

[Music]

if you observe all the girlfriends he

had dated from the start eventually they

always show up with blonde hair starting

from musk's first wife justine musk she

was blonde and back in 2013 when musk

was with cameron diaz after his first

divorce from the tallulah riley she was

blonde too

let me tip you this spacex employees do

use musk wife's hair color to anticipate

their boss mood platinum blonde

represents a happy and approachable boss

and whenever the hair color is black

even the senior manager would not dare

to say unnecessary things in the

presence of their boss that's quite

interesting

what the [ __ ]

what is wrong with [ __ ] elon musk

dude you have to be blonde

imagine working for dude if you were if

you [ __ ] dyed your hair for a man

you're a [ __ ]

if you dye your [ __ ] hair for a man

you're a [ __ ] thank you outermost oh

sorry

i thought yours was a sub

i got that big big energy tonight from

my

recent three seconds of fame

i don't know what the [ __ ] to say

just milk it just keep milking it get

those followers

get those views

dude i don't know if a girl asked me to

dye my hair i might just dump her

but if a guy

oh i saw that clip that was [ __ ]

scary dude

it was [ __ ] scary

outermost gold let me tell you this is

all i know i could be wrong

i could just be wrong right

but what i've learned is that the key to

success

is drama you have to just start drama

with people

go over to the streets

yeah

if a girl asks you to shave her head

if a girl asked me to shave my back

i would ghost her she asked me to shave

my back

i would ghost her

do not tell me to shave nothing

let me be

this is me you don't like me

then i don't need to see

you understand

a girl asked you to wash your balls

i mean that would never happen thank you

outermost goal appreciate it man

my bad but dude yeah

it felt bad for you thanking me for

i don't know why i don't know every time

i like

i'm talking and i'm like meaning to get

to something i just

you usually it's like i

remember to thank someone i stopped

talking to a girl after you suggested i

should shave my mustache

if she asked me to shave

my chest i'll just cheat on her

she's getting cheated on

yeah elon's got the sultan taste

and funny

even musk's current girlfriend grimm the

mother of his sixth child wore black

hair when the canadian

if a girl asked me to shave my stash i

would out her heart to my mates

yeah

what do you think of men who don't know

how to clean wipe their ass

what am i supposed to [ __ ] say to

that dude

what do you want me to say

you know what i mean

some something that's got nothing to do

with me does not concern my business

i got no power over it

and it's like what do you want me to say

ian singer confirmed her relationship

with musk in 2018 but when she

officially announced her pregnancy with

musk her hair was blonde with a brief of

orange in between

obviously she did that for musk and it

seems the orange in between the hair

means they are super happy together

another rule is that she along with musk

must get along with musk's exes musk

doesn't sound like someone who loves

drama musk always makes sure his current

girlfriend has a good relationship with

his previous ex-girlfriend or ex-wife

and musk always makes sure his ex-wife

justine is on good terms with his

girlfriends in fact when musk was dating

tallulah justine says she sent tallulah

an email offering peace justine really

likes elon musk has vows energy he just

like reminds me of vows

a lot when she was asked about

her ex-husband relationship with

tallulah she said that tallulah is

bright young and lovely and she is a

very good partner for musk another thing

lula riley was the only one who was kind

of fine i'll admit to lulu riley kind of

fine especially when i saw her in

westeros i was like what the [ __ ]

so okay she was okay but

honestly it was deceptive

it was deceptive because

tallulah in westworld

looked very curvaceous

but then i saw the truth and it was all

deception you know sometimes it's like

that sometimes there's deception you

know

thing is musk doesn't take no sometimes

you think there's something going on and

then they turn around and there's

nothing and it's all a [ __ ] mirage

oh don't say no it sounds like elon

doesn't take no for an answer from any

of his girlfriends his ex-wife justine

said she actually cancelled her first

date with musk because she needed to

study but musk was so adamant he

insisted that they must go on a date

eventually musk showed up at the library

with two chocolate ice creams why do you

like them thick

but why do you like them thin

is the question

that's my question

that's the question that's the ultimate

question

the ultimate question is the opposite

that's the burden of proof is on you not

me

the burden of proof is on you

what do you get out of thin

what do you get

how can you chase after

someone who's thin

what are what is

driving you

to pursue them

dripping down his hands they had their

first date in the library why do you

think iq is dropping in america and

other developed countries

because people still believe iq is real

x gymnast though let's make a slight

exception

all i know about that [ __ ] is sometimes

on youtube you get recommended like

italian gymnast

sylvia

whatever some [ __ ]

and it's literally just soft core porn

pretty much and like there's like five

there's like 10 million views

and everybody's just there to look at

some ass

that's all i know about that

so i can understand that but that's

still thickness to that you know they

still pretty thick

how do you feel about the whole free

education wave

i don't know what you're talking about

very wow funny well that's not all to be

musk's girlfriend you still get a lot to

follow and that includes working around

musk's schedule obviously we all know

musk is pretty work oriented so it's not

surprising to know that his girlfriends

need to work around his schedules amber

and musk were once in a relationship in

early 2018 but when she heard about this

rule she wasn't able to cope so the two

of them called it quits they did have

fun for a few months but both are very

busy it was getting hard to find time to

see each other and musk as always busy

working day and night

that is the life he chose and he loves

it they both still care deeply for each

other but the timing wasn't right so

they went their separate ways

another rule is you have to ignore media

speculation

dating musk comes with a lot of

publicity of course what did you expect

from a billionaire a celebrity and the

richest man in the whole wide world so

to be his girlfriend you need to learn

to ignore speculation if you really want

to make things work out well

brian you drive a tesla nah

let me guys tell you the truth the the

best if i could have a car

it would be a bmw car

like an

[Music]

m3 or some [ __ ]

because those are the most fun vehicles

to drive

period

the bm dude bmws are the most fun

[ __ ] vehicles to drive

nothing beats them nothing

let me check it out

damn the m2 is sexy as [ __ ] as well

damn the m2 is sexy as [ __ ]

the m2 is sexy as [ __ ]

what's the one i'm looking for though is

it the i5

or what is it

let's not dive i4

6

bmw

m4

dude there's one that's like a cool oh i

think it's this one

this is a sexy ass vehicle the m4

m5

m5 is sexy as well m6

damn look at this thing man bmw's got it

going on

yeah dude that's a [ __ ] no it's not

that one what is it

which one is it okay it's the

hold on

is it the 60

yeah

first

bmw

oh it's the four series okay

bmw

damn those are nice cars

no they're not this one sucks

where the [ __ ] are they where do they go

i don't

know i know

i think it's the m3 honestly

it's probably the no it's not it's the

m4

[ __ ] bmw m4

damn this is a finance car

but the older ones are better i hate

these newer ones what the [ __ ] are these

newer ones they look like [ __ ]

new ones look like ass let me see like 2

2018

these are pretty fine cars yeah these

are nice

the old ones suck

i hate these new cars man these new

[ __ ] electric

ugly-ass cars

times opened up about all the unwanted

attention took her by surprise initially

she wasn't prepared then she was like

mercedes

i've never driven a mercedes so i can't

speak on that

they're i don't think they're that fun

to drive

respond casually to someone's tweet and

before you know it it's on fox news you

ever notice all these new cars look like

ass what happened

oh my god

all these new cars look like [ __ ]

[ __ ] ugly

ew man

what happened

news she called it a disturbing moment

another thing is you must always bmw

looked best in 1988 okay dude

chill

[ __ ] talk about 1988 the [ __ ]

talking about like 2011

be available because musk doesn't like

to sleep alone we do hope musk doesn't

snore because the tech mogul doesn't

like sleeping alone musk said he hates

sleeping alone perhaps that's why he

jumps from one that's said he hates

sleeping alone

and then musk said

that he was such a genius and

went and said and e1 is a really smart

guy and e1 musk

e1

e1 shut the [ __ ] up

elongate

my dick

i'm gonna go to the gym guys i gotta go

to the gym man

bye everyone i gotta go

i'm gonna get in my car

drive

ooh

my gym

bye