SOLDIERS REPORT FOR DUTY

Baby, you're fine.

When I look in your eyes, maybe I'll say goodbye.

So stay one more night because baby you're mine.

Maybe it was some fight.

Let me just inside.

So stay one more night because babe you're too fine

And I'm not ready for that goodbye

So tonight you won't see me right

Because I'm not letting you go

I'm gonna hold you so close

I'm not letting you go

I'm gonna hold you so close I'm not letting you go i'm gonna hold you so close left in your eyes if you're saying goodbye just stay on your night because baby you're right you'll just survive and i need just to stay on my life and just take fine to stay off my life in this page of the past

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I'm going to hold you so close.

You're defined.

You're defined me, babe.

You're fine.

You're defining me, baby.

Got me,

down to me,

down to me,

down to me,

got me, got to me, find me, want me, want to find me, bye, love,

God, want me, babe.

You can't put your eyes,

and say goodbye, just stay on my night,

because maybe your night.

You know what you die,

and I need us to fight,

so stay warm for night, we could take like your cat. Bye When they need us to Like To stay one

Like

I think

Yeah

Yeah You're the body You're the body Baby

You're the

eye You don't want to be, babe, you're defy When I look in your eyes, it'd be hard to say goodbye

So stay one more night because baby you're mine

Maybe we're so fine

Well, it needs you just inside

So stay one more night, babe, you're divine

And I'm not ready for that goodbye

So tonight

You won't see me cry

Because I'm not letting you go

No, I'm gonna hold you so close

I'm not letting you go No, I'm gonna hold you so close I'm not letting you know

No, I'm gonna hold you so close

Left in your eyes

If you want to say goodbye

Just stay a one more night

Because baby you're right

You're just goodbye

Let me just decide

Just stay a one more just Just stay on my life

This is maybe just

I'm going to play Holder see you with someone who snar me

So often me to breathe

So I'm not letting you go

No, I'm gonna hold you so close I'm not letting you go. I'm going to hold you so close.

I'm not letting you go.

I'm going to hold you so close.

You're defined.

You're defined me, baby.

You're defined me, baby.

Find me, baby.

Find me,

found me, found me,

found me, found me, found me Bound me Banc Fice Bally Bail me Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail Bail, Bail, Bessie Bessie Bessie. night so if you're supposed like so they're just in

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so stay

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up your

time You're the body

You're divine. You don't want to be, babe.

You're fine.

When I look in your eyes, it'd be hard to say goodbye.

So stay one more night because baby you're mine.

Maybe it was so fine.

Well, let me just decide.

So stay one more night

Because babe you're divine

And so

Step by step

Right to right

Left right left

We all fall down

Like soy

Go too

Step

Step

Step

Come up Come Left Step like that, March to mind

Let's

Let's be all for death

I'm better than we're all down

and joy

love a I'm supposed to be the soldier who never close his composure

even though I hold the way to the whole world on my shoulders I ain't never supposed to show it my co-in

supposed to know it if it means going toe to toe with the benzino it don't matter I never supposed to show it. My cool ain't supposed to know it. Even if it means going toe to toe with the benzene,

no it don't matter.

I'd never drag him in battles that I can handle

unless I absolutely have to.

I'm supposed to set an example.

I need to be the leader.

My crew looks for me to guide him.

Some shit ever just pop off.

I'm supposed to be beside him. That job said I tried to guide him. Some shit up her just pop off. I'm supposed to be beside him.

Now, I said I tried to squash it.

It was too late to stop it.

There's a certain line you just don't cross and it cost it.

I heard him say Hayley's name on the song and I just lost it.

It was crazy.

This shit went wavy on some Jay Z and nausea.

And even though the battle was won, I feel like we lost it.

I spent so much energy on it.

Honestly, I'm exhausted.

And I'm some carting it.

I almost feel I'm the one that cost it.

This ain't what I'm in hip-hop for.

It's not why I got it.

That was never my object for someone to get killed. Why would I want to destroy something I helped build?

It wasn't my intentions.

My intentions were good.

I went through my whole career without ever mention it.

Just out of respect for not running my mouth and talking about something that I knew nothing about.

Plus, Dre told me stay out.

This just wasn't my beef, so I did.

I just fell back, watched the grit in my teeth while he's all over TV.

And I'm talking a man who literally saved my life like fuck it, I understand.

This is business, and this shit just isn't

none of my business but still know when this shit could pop off at any guinea and you're a boy and you're

a There used to be a time when you could just say a rhyme and wouldn't have to worry about one of your people dying, but now it's elevated, because once you put someone's kids in it, you shake, it gets escalated, it ain't just worse, no more

is it, it's a different ballgame,

you calling names and you ain't just rapping.

We actually tried to stop the 50 and Jopby from happening.

Me and Trey had sat with him,

kicked it and had a chat with him

and asked him not to start it.

He wasn't going to go after him until John started gabbing.

In magazines, how we stabbed him.

Huck, 50, smash him, mashing him, let him happen.

Meanwhile, my attention's pole in another direction.

Some receptionist is at the source who answers his phone to his desk has an direction for me

and thinks that I'll be his resurrection

He tries to blow the dust off his might and make a new record

But now he's fucked the game up because one of the ways I came up was through that publication

The same one that made me famous now I'm the owner of it

He's got a grudge against me for nothing

Well fuck it that motherfucker could get it too.

Fuck him.

But I'm so busy being pissed off.

I don't stop the thing.

We just inherited 50s beat for murder ink.

And he's inherited mine, which is fine.

Ain't like either of his mind.

We still have soldiers that's on the front line.

He's looking to die for us as soon as we gave the orders.

Never to restore us strictly to show they support us.

And maybe shot him out in the rapper up in the chorus

to show them we love them back and let them know how important it is

to have Runyon Avenue

Socused up in our corners the loyalty to us what's more than any award is

But I ain't trying to have none of my people heard or murdered it is worth it I can't think of a

perfect a way to word it to say that I love y'all too much to see the verdict I'll walk away from it all so I'll let it go any further but don't get it twisted it's not a plea that I'm topping I'm too willing to be the bigger man if y'all can quit popping off to charge well then I can't disfrey when I'm sick at talking I'm not gonna let someone else's

cough invest on my conscience joy no longer and I'm You know, done you want to go to war, let's get it in.

If war bring peace, I'm with it then.

I don't start, beef, I finish it.

Geto soldiers, we militant.

I don't like to fuss or fight.

Just trying to live life right.

Don't take my kindness for weakness

because I will take your light.

First I will walk away

unless you push me to play. But that's something I know you'll regret so please don't forget I'm a ghetto soldier despobado oh oh oh I'm a ghetto soldier run dancing ho oh I'm a ghetto soldier run rushing hole

I'm a ghetto soldier

cow watching

ho oh oh yes a ghetto

soldier

by crushing hole

hey

the soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant get all of his orders from the captain.

General, when I was young, I got drafted.

Send me to the Army of Brooklyn, those bastards.

Falling soldiers, my homies laying caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas, but niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked and laid in the mall cause of death.

So, yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They die early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't going to give you my life, you got to take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

I'm going to soldier, desperado. I'm going out blazing. I'm a ghetto soldier, desperado, oh, oh.

I'm a ghetto soldier, but must ain't home.

I'm a ghetto soldier, now watching home.

Yes, a ghetto soldier, but much ain't ho Yes a ghetto soldier

My wife sing ho

We said the same thing at the same time

I ain't knock on wood

Black cat crossed my path

My luck's still good

Broke a mirror I ain't get seven years

A bad luck

Nothing bad ain't even happen.

My left eye jump.

Put my hat on the bed when I walked in the room.

Sweat my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching. Ben had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girls some shoes.

She ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck.

I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition.

Just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Geto soldier to the end.

I'm a ghetto soldier.

That's by the hole.

I'm a ghetto soldier.

One once and ho. I'm a ghetto soldier Gunman Singh Ho

Oh I'm a ghetto

soldier

Now,

God sing ho

Yes,

I get your

soldier

But must

Oh

Oh

No pain, no gain All of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned in Hennessy, tired of the enemy.

Running your crib slump you in your fireplace and have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, but I lost a whole lot of my energy. Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry. Nowadays all I got is my pride and my dignity. You riding with sympathy. They say misery needs company. Why keep them company? You kidding me?

When I can grab a weapon and put him out of his misery,

send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you're saying.

This gun-busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns, this shit is dangerous.

I'm gonna go soldier, desperado.

I'm a little soldier from nursing home.

I'm a gentle soldier.

Now, whicing, oh, oh.

Yes, a little soldier by forcing. I'm watching Oh Yes a ghetto

Soldier

By fussing hole

Hey

You want to go to war

Let's get it in

If war bring peace

I'm with it then

I don't start beef

I finish it Get ghetto soldiers we militant i don't like to

bust or fight just trying to live life right don't take my kindness for weakness because i will take your life

first i will walk away unless you push me to play

that's something I know you're in regret so please don't forget I'm a ghetto soldier

desperado oh oh oh Oh I'm a ghetto soldier

One brunsing ho

Oh I'm a ghetto soldier

Now voice

Oh

Oh

Yes a ghetto

soldier

By marching Oh Hey Yes, a ghetto soldier by mercy home.

Hey!

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant get all of his orders from the captain.

General, when I was young, I got drafted.

Send me to the army of Brooklyn, those bastards.

Falling soldiers, my homies laying caskets, they couldn't survive. got drafted sent me to the army of Brooklyn those baskets falling soldiers my

homies laying caskets they couldn't survive the heat just like the Mavericks and

I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas but niggins be whooping so I walk around with my

clippers some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked and laid in the mall because of death.

So, yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They die early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't going to give you my life, you got to take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

I'm a ghetto soldier, desperado.

I'm a ghetto soldier, gunmancing home.

I'm a ghetto soldier

Now what sing ho

Yes a ghetto soldier

We said the same thing at the same time

I ain't knock on wood

Black cat crossed my path my luck still good Broke a. I ain't knock on wood. Black cat crossed my path. My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror.

I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happen.

My left eye jump.

Put my hat on the bed when I walked in the room.

Sweat my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching.

Been had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girls some shoes.

She ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck.

I skipped the pole twice no superstition just wise

intuition on the battlefield get killed to do the killing by the way my good luck charm is

a biscuit ghetto soldier to the end it i'm a ghetto soldier espy

oh oh oh I'm a ghetto

soldier

from

munishing hole

I'm a ghetto

soldier

how dancing

ho

yes a ghetto

soldier

by much oh oh Yes, a little soldier Five months and ho

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me

Pain can't swim

That's why I drowned in the Hennessy, tired of the enemy

Running your crib slump you in your fireplace

And have smoke coming out of your chimney I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, but I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays, all I got is my pride and my dignity.

You're riding with sympathy

They say misery needs company why keep a company you kidding me when I could grab a weapon and put them out of his misery

Send shots asked you to tell you I'm not playing when you fire back you let me know what you're saying

This gun busting it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns.

This shit is Davis.

I'm a little soldier, desperado.

I'm a little soldier, gun-gracing home.

I'm a ghetto

soldier

I'm watching

ho

yes a little soldier

by fussing home

Oh

You want to go to war

Let's get it in If you war bring peace, I'm with it then.

I don't start, beef.

I finish it.

Get those soldiers, we militant.

I don't like to bust a fight.

Just trying to live life right.

Don't take my kindness for weakness because i will take your life first i will walk away unless you push me to play but that's something i know you're regress so please don't forget i'm a ghetto soldier

desperado ho oh oh oh i'm a ghetto soldier

gunman sing ho oh oh i'm a ghetto soldier now watching oh oh oh oh yes a ghetto soldier Now, white's in whole

Yes, a ghetto soldier

By marching home

Hey

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant

The lieutenant get all of his orders from the captain

General when I was young, I got drafted.

Send me to the Army of Brooklyn, those baskets.

Falling soldiers, my homies laying caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas, but niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but they lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked and laid in the mall because of death.

So, yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it? They die early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it. Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

I'm a ghetto soldier, desperado. I'm a ghetto soldier

Run rushing hole

I'm a ghetto soldier

Now watching ho

Yes a ghetto soldier

Bachmuching ho

We said the same thing at the same time.

I ain't knock on wood.

Black cat crossed my path.

My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror.

I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happen.

My left eye jumped.

Put my hat on the bed when I walked in the room.

Sweat my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is I'm not superstitious.

A-corn, what am I?

My right hand itching.

Ben had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Boar my girls some shoes. She ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck. I skipped the pole twice. No superstition. Just wise intuition. On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit. Ghetto the end it i'm a ghetto soldier yes by the hole i'm a ghetto soldier run dancing ho oh i'm a ghetto soldier now boxing oh oh oh yes a ghetto soldier Now vice and ho

Yes, a ghetto soldier

But must in ho

Hey

No pain, no gain

All of the trauma is killing me

Pain can't swim

That's why I drowned in the Hennessy

Tired of the enemy.

Running your crib slump you in your fireplace and have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, but I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry

Nowadays all I got is my pride and my dignity

You riding with sympathy

They say misery needs company

Why keep a company? You kidding me

When I could grab a weapon and put them out of his misery

Send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you're saying.

This gun-busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns.

This shit is dangerous.

I'm a little soldier, desperado.

I'm a little soldier

from crossing home

I'm a little soldier

now watching home

yes a little soldier

by crushing

hole

done you want to go by busing hole Oh

You want to go to war

Let's get it in

If war bring peace I'm with it then

I don't start beef I finish it

Geto soldiers, we militant

I don't like to bus or fight

Just trying to live life right

Don't take my kindness for weakness

Because I will take your light

First I will walk away

Unless you push me to play But that's something i know you're regret so please don't forget i'm a ghetto soldier despobado oh oh i'm a ghetto soldier run for saying ho oh oh i'm a ghetto soldier Getto soldier Run nursing ho

I'm a ghetto soldier

Cowboys

Oh

Yes a ghetto

soldier

But munting hole

Oh

The soldiers get trained by the Lieutenant The lieutenant get all of his orders from the captain.

General, when I was young, I got drafted.

Send me to the Army of Brooklyn, those bastards, fallen soldiers, my homies laying caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat just just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggins,

but niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle,

but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it,

but got stripped naked and laid in the mall cause of death.

So yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They die early so in their eyes I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

I'm gonna get told soldier, desperado, oh, oh, I'm a ghetto soldier from dancing home.

I'm a ghetto soldier, now white sing ho.

Yes, a ghetto soldier, but much ain't old Yes a little soldier

But Mark sing oh

We said the same thing at the same time

I ain't knock on wood

Black cat crossed my path my luck still good

Broke a mirror

I ain't get seven years of bad luck

Nothing bad ain't even happen.

My left eye jump.

Put my hat on the bed when I walked in the room.

Sweat my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching, Ben had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Boar my girls some shoes, she ain't walked out of my life.

No bad luck, I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition, just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Geto soldier to the end it.

I'm a ghetto soldier.

It's by the hole.

I'm a ghetto soldier.

Run once and cold. I'm a ghetto soldier Gunn Murs and ho

I'm a ghetto soldier

Cowbocin'all

Yes, a ghetto soldier

but much in ho

Hey

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned in the Hennessy, tired of the enemy.

Running your crib slump you in your fireplace and have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, but I lost a whole lot of my energy, trying to get

to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays all I got is my pride and my dignity, you're riding with sympathy.

They say misery needs company, why keep them company?

You kidding me?

When I can grab a weapon and put him out of his misery,

send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you're saying.

This gun-busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns.

This shit is dangerous. I'm a ghetto soldier, desperado.

I'm a ghetto soldier, gun nursing home.

I'm a ghetto soldier, now watching home.

Yes, a ghetto

Soldier

By fussing home

You want to go to war

Let's get

You might wake off some morning

To the sound of something moving past your window in the wind

And if you're quick enough to rise

You'll catch the fleeting glimpse of someone's fading shadow.

Out on a new horizon, you may see the floating motion of a distant pair of wings.

And if the sleep has left your ears, you might hear footsteps running through an open metal.

Don't be concerned. It will not harm you it's only me pursuing something i'm not sure of across my dreams with nets of wonder I chased the bride

of lucid butterfly of love

You might have heard

My footsteps

Echoes softly in the distance through the canyons of your mind

I might have even called your name as I ran searching

After something to believe in

You might have seen me running to believe in you might

have seen me running

through the long

abandoned winds of the dreams you left behind

if you remember

something there that glided past you followed close by heavy breathing don't be concerned it will not harm you it's only pursuing something i'm not sure of across my dreams

With nets of wonder

I chase the pride of lucid butterfly of love across my dreams with

with nets of wonder

I chase the brighter

I still better fly below

Across my dreams

With nets of wonder

I chase the brighter

See better fly in love I chase the frightened and said, Better Fly, Love.

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running through an open middle

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it will not harm you

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echo softly in the distance

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if you remember something there that glided past you

followed close by heavy breathing

don't be concerned

It will not harm you

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What's going on everybody What's going on, everybody?

What's going on everybody?

Vortex, what's going on?

Vortex, what's going on?

Johnny Castro, what's going on?

Appreciate you.

Thank you so much for the 10 vortex.

Long guy.

Thank you so much for the two.

Appreciate it.

All right guys.

I told you I was

going to get a haircut

the other day.

I've been

switching it up and shit.

But I'm going to try to get the smile off my face for, you know, got a...

I can't be losing aura, you know?

But the surprise is the new cut, you know.

And y'all paid for it, by the way.

Y'all paid for it.

Yo, Red Guardian, what's going on?

What's going on?

All right, y'all.

Yo, hold on.

Anyway.

All right, y'all.

All right, y'all.

We're in a militant era.

Told you no more suits.

No, this is part one.

Hold up, hold up.

I'm trying not to laugh.

Hold up.

Got to wipe the smile off my face.

Hold up.

Nobody kicked up.

Nobody kicked up you. Right?

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dream revealed his face

oh boy am I nervous

guys I'm super

self-conscious

you know

I don't know if I want to see

I want y'all to see me

in my true self all right I want y'all to see me in my true self.

All right.

Fuck it.

Y'all ready?

Already?

Yo, stop K-Wing.

All right?

All right. Anyway. k-wing all right all right

anyway

yo stop

anyway

oh man

all right everybody stop the keg w all right we gotta be on some serious shit

chill everybody chill out everybody chill everybody relax okay stay calm Everybody relax. Okay.

Stay calm.

This is a big deal.

Yo, stop.

Anyway.

What the fuck is up, y'all?

I got this new fresh cut.

What's going on?

Some fresh as hell shit.

I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that old shit no more.

I'm not doing that old shit no more. I'm not doing that K-pop type of shit no more. I got my beard, everything.

I'm fresh as hell.

And I got this new shirt.

This is a new vibe we're gonna be on.

We're gonna be doing this old shit no more, you understand?

So I got this new beard.

Look at this.

I'm looking like them.

Sassanian, Sassanid.

A Caymanid emperor.

I'm looking like Chaminai,

motherfucker. I'm looking like Chaminai.

All right?

Anyway, y'all, we're gonna be on this new militant.

We'll be on this new militant grindset.

You know what I mean?

I'm gonna stop doing this long hair bullshit.

I'm going to start getting it short and clean, just like this.

I'm getting it clean from here on now.

I'm done with this fucking bullshit.

Broccoli head, stupid ass shit.

Anyway,

what's going on, y'all?

We got a lot to talk about.

So I'm going to be going to California tonight.

I'm going. I got a plane to... I'm going

I'm not

I got a plane together

I'm just kidding

I'm just kidding

they don't

the planes don't go that late

but um

here's why

this is my dilemma guys

um

this is my dilemma, guys.

This is my dilemma.

I want to do Twitch IRLs when I'm in California.

I also need to get paid for them.

I need them.

I'm going to do this shit for free.

What the hell are you talking about?

I need to get paid.

So I'm banned from stream labs and stream

elements, if you all don't know.

So if I could just get a text

to speech, I don't want to do

on Twitch, I don't want to do

subscriptions

on Twitch. But to do uh subscriptions on twitch but what i do want to have are the text to speech donations so you know

that way you when i could be live and y'all could just text to speech and you know it's a win

win but i don't have

I don't have

I don't have

I don't have

stream elements

or stream labs

so I need an

alternative

any of all got an

alternative

any all got an alternative?

Any of all got an alternative?

And that way we could do Twitch streams while I'm in California.

I could do, I'm going to north.

I'm going to south and everything in between.

Visiting the California chapter.

But, yeah.

Also, stream elements is literally based in fucking Tel Aviv.

So, of course, they fucking ban me.

I bet Iran hit their fucking headquarters bitch-ass stream elements

also I'm going to Texas

I mean it's too late

it's too late to sign up to that

but Texas is throwing an event

you know

Texas

what the hell William Jennings

with the 21

what the hell

What the hell

ah

a Phil Fo!

William Jennings, what the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell he are?

What the hell?

What the hell?

Anyway, y'all,

um, got a lot to talk about.

We got a lot on our minds.

We got a lot to... I've never seen my head looking like this.

I'm not going to lie.

It's been a long time since I've my head you know i was to be smiling

the whole time you know i? I'm just kidding.

Anyway, guys,

um,

do I have a Bitcoin wallet?

This shit!

Are some of y'all Bitcoin millionaires?

Are some of y'all, like,

loaded with Bitcoin?

You're just waiting to shower me with Bitcoin?

Because I'd be stupid as hell to not have a wallet, if that's the case.

One's if you're like a Bitcoin billionaire and you're ready to just like launch Bitcoins at me.

No fucking way.

Are you serious?

I'll make one right now.

How do I do it?

Are you serious?

I just need a crypto wallet? For real? Like on some real shit

oh my god

I don't know how to do it someone has to show me

don't fall for crap what do I got to lose all right i just going to make a wallet and

give out my wallet address for a bitcoin and if somebody bought bitcoin in 2010 you know oh dark

christian you you know what, Christian?

You know how much I trust Christian, guys?

If you can just make the wallet for me,

I would literally trust you with that shit that's how much I trust

Darg

literally trust him with my life

you guys need to chill

Darg is chill all right

he doesn't give a fuck

he's chill i got all

are fucking tripping you think i'm a retard anyway yo strail of stanney what's going on?

Mesopotamian Jacob

Um

No, I mean that Darga is it it, don't, don't, he, he hadn't agreed to it.

Don't worry, no pressure.

I'll figure it out.

I'll figure it out.

I'll set it up myself.

I'll figure it out.

Um, I was just saying, I still got a pack tonight and shit

I'm leaving

I'm actually leaving

tomorrow

in the like

you know

early evening

tomorrow is when I'm leaving.

Yeah, we'll do it in Texas.

That's smart.

We can also stream a little bit in Texas as well.

And I can, if Dark wants, he can be in the stream.

If he wants,

maybe he doesn't.

I don't know.

Anyway, because he's, he's going to be there.

But yeah, as I was saying, Texas is going to be,

it's going to be this ACP Southwest event.

And there's going to be people from all over there. I'm going to be there. It's going to be super chill. It's going to be people from all over there

can be there. It's going to be super

chill. It's going to be super cool.

So yeah,

there's that to look forward to.

And

um and um

i think you guys need to understand i've talked to dark about this shit all right

phil what's going on i've talked to him like a million times about this

y'all got to chill.

Okay?

Dark don't give a fuck

about

whatever y'all talk about. Hold up. Give me one second. All right. Hold up. Give me one second. all right yeah yeah i just just fucking confirmed with him all right

you guys saying i revealed darg's name no i fucking didn't all right of all, that's not news.

Like, you guys are tripping on some bull.

You literally had me tripping.

Like, you had me, because I almost, like, thought I forgot or some shit.

Holy fuck.

You guys got to chill, all right?

You had me tripping for no fucking reason

anyway

um Phil Foe If you're giving me one Bitcoin, sure, get on, you can

get in VC and I'll debate you.

If you're the Bitcoin guy, who's going to...

Why not? You can literally just have the stream.

I'll go to sleep right now. You can literally be the the stream. I'll go to sleep right now.

You can literally be the streamer.

Yeah.

So, nah, I got a, I got a pack still.

You know, I always do that shit last minute.

But,

uh,

we have some things to talk about,

guys.

Really important things.

You know,

first thing,

first order business

that I wanted to talk about

was this watch

right here

you disagree about Canada you know what

Phil keep the Bitcoin

Cosmic what's going on

honestly like

there's

there's two things I would rather shoot myself in the fucking head than talk about.

One of them is Canada.

The other one's Australia.

These are two topics I'd literally rather kill myself than spend more than 15 seconds talking about

all right like what the hell i don't you know look you're saying we disagree about Canada, I don't know what you're talking about. It's like Canada, is that still a thing or what's going on? I mean, I don't, and what I mean by that is, oh, you know, I shit not, my shit go up, down.

Anyway, I'll fix it.

Canada is not on my mind any more than any other

like I don't think about Canada more than I think about

you know

Oregon or Washington or

California you know in Oregon or Washington or California

You know

In fact I think I think about California

A little bit more often

Than Canada

But

I don't have an issue with Canada It's just like guys we got to do this on a population

basis canada's got like what 30 million people it's like it's not that canada doesn't matter

it's just that we got it's like Australia. Do I actually hate Australia?

I don't, but it's only 30 million people

that live there.

And therefore, how much

real estate does it deserve to have

in the discourse? Probably

not as much as

it's made out to you know

come to Australia

we will host ACP

coin servers

host just host Haas Bitcoin server ACP coin servers host

just host Haas

Bitcoin servers

and I'll literally

I'll leave America

and just go to Australia

and I'll become Australian

if you give me

like 50 Bitcoin

I'll flee to Australia as a refugee from the Trump era.

And I'll live in Sydney on a big, I'll steal Drake's penthouse.

I'll just live there as a persecuted refugee for the rest of my life.

I'll live in Australia with the rest of my

criminal Lebanese brethren.

But I won't be a criminal. I'll just be chilling

with them. Because, you know, they'd be

bawling and shit. They're going to be,

you know, man, what the hell

am I talking about

what the fuck

all right the truth is

I don't have a stream topic

that's the truth

I just have to stream tonight

because

because I'm not gonna be able to stream

Thursday um Because I'm not going to be able to stream Thursday.

So here we are.

We've got to make the fun together.

Patreon Q&A, that would be, I'm actually going to check in.

We'll probably, yeah, we'll probably do that.

If you guys have submitted questions, maybe you haven't.

So maybe you haven't.

Somebody said GTA RP stream. so maybe you haven't somebody said gta r p stream bro i don't my i don't even my computer like is gonna blow up in two so i don't even know how to i don't even know my computer can run games

anymore like this shit i this is the same computer I've been had for four years.

And I have not gamed on it since I got banned from Twitch.

I think I did play Eldon Ring or did I play that on the PS5?

I don't know.

You know, in the off chance that I don't know. The game, you know,

and the off chance that I do game,

it's usually on my PS5.

I don't really play games on my PC because

Oh, I did some on kick.

No way. I don't remember that.

Really? I did. I don't remember that. Really?

I did?

I don't remember that.

To be honest, guys, you know, what I could do is...

What I could do is, what I could do is, I could just join T. Grizzlies' server.

I found out about it.

You have to pay $100 to join.

And that's worth it to me. I'll pay $100 for a grizzly server.

And that's something I would do on Twitch. It's just I don't really have time. Like, it's a scam.

I know it is, but I would make content out of it, but I'm the chairman of the ACP, so I can't be doing that shit.

Can the chairman of ACP play Grizzly World?

Probably not.

You know?

I mean, fuck it.

Yeah, I can.

I can.

But

you know what my problem is?

I would get so viral on that shit

that I would become more known

for being the guy

on Grizzly World Server

who makes hilarious GTA streams

than known as the chairman

of ACP. Like, I would, my reputation

would be based on, I would go super viral, because I make it

content as fuck, but it's like like I go viral for the wrong reasons

Instead of being chairman

I'd be the GTA RP guy

But um

Yeah but yeah

anyway

what was I saying

you could spread

Marxist theory to the masses in GTA

I would actually rather

kill myself

than

do anything like that

I mean thinking about that

gives me constipation I straight, thinking about that gives me constipation.

I straight up, thinking about that, like, I can't even fart no more.

I am constipated because my whole body doesn't even want to live anymore.

Just thinking about that fucking idea of putting fucking glasses on and talking about Marxism

on a GTA agent.

Did you know that

I would actually jump off

a fucking cliff.

You realize you're a nerd, right, for even

thinking that.

This is what...

It's crazy.

It's like...

During the school talent show, I'm going to teach people about mesothelioma

and photosynthesis.

It's like,

bro,

sometimes in order to do things,

you have to put glasses on.

And

if I could live life with having to put glasses on the least amount of time I'd be a happy life if I could live life keeping it real

100% of the time

that would be the best thing

you know there's a time in place for everything

there's a time in place for everything

all right um for everything.

All right.

Let us... doing spestose i don't know what the hell that is um play hangman no there's some stuff we can watch that i was thinking about watching and we're going to definitely watch some videos that i wanted to watch just like like yesterday, so we can do that.

I mean, usually I can pull content on my ass.

It's just today, I am so fucking tired because of all this shit I have to do and have been doing that I am I feel like I've been producing some grade A extremely high quality content recently.

It's so good that I feel like some like you guys need time to digest that shit for real.

Like the past streams of the past three, four months, I've had some crazy banger streams that are so good.

And I feel like that shit should go viral, you you know y'all should be sitting on that letting it

cook digesting it you have no idea the potential and i got to

dumb myself down

a little bit

to be honest

it's just the

truth

I got to be a little

retarded

otherwise

I'm wasting

brain cells

I've been in a good Cain cells.

I've been in a good mood.

Not really.

I've been in a terrible mood, actually.

But when I get in such a terrible mood,

I stop giving a fuck.

That's just the truth.

I get in such a terrible mood that I literally stop giving a fuck. That's just the truth. I get in such a terrible mood that I literally stopped giving a fuck.

And that's the type of shit I've been on. Like, I don't give a fuck. Straight up. Anyway. So, let us

I could swear there's some shit

wanted to talk about

um

hmm

oh I want to talk about Superman.

I did want to talk about that because that's something I wanted to talk about and not necessarily tweet about.

So, look, um...

Oh, fuck, I'm out.

I didn't watch it, you fucking idiot.

You think I watched that shit?

I've just seen clips and that's enough.

You think I watched that shit?

I didn't watch it.

But I've seen what it looks like

and that's all I need.

This is something I was going to tweet today.

I'll just tell you.

We live in a boomer prison planet, right?

It's a prison planet created by the boomers.

And they're all have dementia now.

And Gen X is like trying to fully rebel against it, but in a really pathetic, adolescent way.

And then in practice, they fall in line.

So, for example, Phil Fo with the five

What's going on, man?

So I'll give you examples of this.

So for example, Gen X

will be on some shit

where

Peter Thiel

and Elon Musk and these

reformers and Joe Rogan for that matter

What they all have in common is that they're like they pretend like they're questioning everything about society like oh my god are UFOs real and then they're like oh we need to do transhumanism. And just like

what they end up doing is they take

boomer fears and

they say, actually, these things you fear are

good and real

and they run with it, even though it's not like

AGI. Like, oh, there's going to be a big A.I.

That takes this revenge on us.

That's some retarded shit a boomer believes.

But Elon Musk will take that and he'll be like, but you know what?

There's no turning back.

Honestly, look, I, okay, I like Nick Land, and I don't want to talk shit about him.

I'm not going to do that.

But he is also Gen X in the sense that, like, you have the post-war boomers from the post-war period who are like, they created the kind of kumbaya, you know, um, we are all one world.

And, you know, they created this kind of like boomer thing that was hippie bulls, whatever, right?

And then Nick Land takes their worst fears, you know, in a lot of ways.

And he's like like there's no

turning back

it's all happening

and we just got

to embrace it and it's just like dark

boomerism

so Gen X is like dark boomerism

where the worst fears of boomers.

That's why the Hitlerism shit is really just some Gen X shit in a lot of ways.

It's just some Gen X, like, it's where it originates.

Because it's like they just take the total opposite of boomers and they're like actually the real red pill is that all the fears i am batman and then it's Elon Musk wearing that Satan

costume that he wore

you know what I'm talking about like that edgy shit

that's fucking Gen X alright

anyway

below Gen X is

the worst

below Gen X is the worst

the people who created Superman

is Millennials

Millenials

Instead of doing the Gen X shit

they superstitiously

revere boomers

and they're like

on some shit where they're like

boomers will

fart and millennials like, oh my God

it's so profound. Like millennials

think these boomer dementia patients are like sages and they they just

millennials like doing everything the old way i missed it and they're they're a nostalgic generation

and their sense of self-worth and taste and identity comes from being able to channel boomer authority and be like, I do things the real way.

Like we did in the 70s or the 60s or the 80s, especially the 80s, right?

So what millennials will do, I'll give you examples of this.

Millennial, there'll be like a new toaster where you like, you take a piece of toast and

you throw it in and then you snap your fingers and then it

turns into a toasted toast

like in a second right

millennials if that happened millennials

would start buying up all the old

shitty toasters and mass

and they'd be like

I use my I I toast

the real way

I toast bread

the real way

I do it the real way

I don't do it this new thing

I do it the real way

because I know how things are really

done. Because I'm really

in the real world.

In a real reality. Like, that's

millennials. They're fucking disgusting.

And they have this false sense of authenticity

that is just based.

And, you know, you think you don't know what I'm talking about.

Look at Megalopolis, that retarded fucking movie.

Megalopolis's most retarded movie made by a literal dementia patient.

The only demographic who defends it are millennials.

They'll be like, no, you don't get it.

You don't get it.

It's profound.

You don't get it.

You don't get it.

Like a fucking dementia boomer will literally be like,

they'll be walking around.

They'll be like,

oh,

I get my pants.

And then millennials will be like,

they'll be like they'll be like

you don't get it

it means so much more

you don't get it

back in the 80s and the

90s everyone got it

and then social media and the

internet so that's

millennials, right?

And they're disgusting

and I, I, it's

just the truth. 95% of them

are not going to make it.

Anyway,

the thing that I wanted to talk about, though, is that... And they love The Simpsons, which is disgusting. They're like, everything is really like The Simpsons.

They're trying to like attain a reality

before social media, before

the internet and before

social media. They're trying to go to the real

boomer, you know,

reality, I guess.

And

they're going in the past to do it, right?

And then the reality is, yeah,

they're trying to go to the pre-stranding world

and find some, like, some kernel of authenticity there.

Whereas, like like zoomers are

not all there,

but they are achieving a type of

noses through

brain rot. It's like

they used to say follow the white rabbit.

Follow the Tung Tung Tung-Tung-Sahur.

And Stalin will be there to explain everything.

Like follow the Tung-Tung-T-Sahor.

Follow the Udin-Din-Din-Din-Din-Din.

Follow.

You know,

the brain rot is leading to a nosis,

a true attainment of insight

into the nature of the world

that we live in,

right?

And Maximilian!

With a five!

So, anyway, look, let's talk about Superman.

We're entering a really cursed timeline,

which, at this point,

nuclear war would be progressive.

I'm just not lying.

Because now the Gen X creative class is giving way to the millennials,

and now the millennials are making all the movies.

So Fantastic Four was an example of this nostalgia.

Like,

Oh, it's going to be like in the 60s, but it's ironic and it's making jokes about it.

It's so sunny and bright.

Millennials wear those stupid fucking glasses and shit, and they're like, it's so sunny and bright. Millennials wear those stupid fucking glasses and shit and they're like,

it's so sunny and bright. See, Zach Snyder was Gen X and he was like, dark, dark Superman and dark.

And now the millennials are here. And it's so bright and ironic and dark. And now the millennials are here.

It's so bright and ironic.

It's disgusting.

I want nuclear war.

At least one to at least freeze society and make everyone rethink everything.

At least one nuclear bomb just drop on our soil, preferably Hollywood.

And then so we can have self-awareness again, because this is disgusting.

And the whole vibe of this new Superman is like... because this is disgusting. And,

uh, the whole vibe of this new Superman is like,

it's gonna look just like the old one,

but I'm a millennial who collects fungal pops and I'm gonna make it really ironic.

And it is the sim it's like

and and and and and and

Ezra was so right

where like

it is really disgusting how

Hollywood is trying to

create a fantasy of

not only is only are they

responsible

for the Zionist genocide

but now they're creating fantasies

that make them the heroes

and them the saviors

of the very fucking genocide

that our government you know not, not only enables, but funds

and is to an extent responsible for, right? So Ezra was totally right about that because a lot

of people like, oh, it's so progressive because of how it criticizes Israel. And it's like,

I haven't seen the movie,

so I can't even comment.

But to be honest,

I doubt it because

it's just projecting a fantasy

of being the hero and saving the day

without any self-awareness whatsoever

about who's actually responsible, right?

Yeah, I've heard people say that they're more like criticizing Russia,

but the explanation that I'm the most

convinced of is that they're trying to do the

Ukraine-Palestine combo

which is, oh,

it's just so fucking terrible. It's like

it's so disgust. It's almost

like, in a lot of ways,

it's almost like, in a lot of ways, it's almost more evil than overt like Ben Shapiro Zionism because it lies about what it is.

Ben Shapiro is a fucking fascist Zionist who will tell

you what he is.

But this kind of

propaganda

attempts to

morally resolve

an unequivocally

terrible

genocide.

Nobody could deny

it's a terrible genocide.

But it tries to frame it in such a way that

allows the values of liberal universalism to prevail,

even though those are precisely the values that have failed,

that are failing, and which are also responsible in many ways.

Because the same basis of liberal universalism, which was the British Empire, which was later the American Empire, Without that, Israel wouldn't even exist, right? So it's really disgusting how it frames it in this way. You know, it's not, it's really just a J Street liberal Zionist critique of Netanyahu. That's what it is.

So this Superman movie,

it's just this, it's, we're going to start

seeing more of this shit, by the way. It's going to be

millennials,

responding to the dark stuff from Gen X with like a really over the top

you know smiling and and sunny and yeah we can do it

and Millennials are so disgusting because they're like, they have no self-awareness.

I mean, you could, could you say that Gen X was cringe because they were too dark and brooding or whatever?

It's like, yeah, but the whole boomer prison deserves to be blown up.

That's just the truth.

Like,

the only good movie to come out

in the past three months,

four months,

I don't know,

was Tim Cheese on TikTok.

That's just the truth. cheese toss your dirty shoes in the washing machine

and then and then and then and then and then

tim cheese was like a really good movie.

Way better than anything they're fucking putting out in Hollywood.

That was like... I had my own idea for Tim Cheese.

And if you don't know what Tim Cheese is,

it's like some brain rot AI shit,

where they're like... It's like kind of making fun of

like John Wick or like

action movies but it's actually

it's just kind of cool it's like

there's a guy named Tim Cheese who's a

mouse with a suit on

and he shoots people

or he killed John Pork

and it's like a mystery

like who killed John Pork

and why

and like Tim Cheese has his side of the story

there's all these other characters

they're all like animals

I wanted to actually

like

make a movie out of it

in my head.

But I don't have time, but like, I could

make a crazy good script for a

full feature-length movie for that whole thing.

And my script is basically this, that the story is being told from the perspective of someone

who had a psychotic break.

And this is a real thing that happened but they're representing all

of the

all of the

what do you call them

all of the relevant

you know

characters in real life

as animals and as predators.

And it's a form of trauma psychosis response where they're like they're imagining them as

animals. Like this guy he's got the head of a crocodile, he's got the head of a wolf, he has the

head of a panther, a lion. But in reality,

that's just the kind of psychotic, traumatic response to the extreme brutality and horrific

trauma of, and like I was going to make it serious I could make it like serious

and like dark

and pretty twisted

and it would be such a good

series if I was put in

control of it

a skibbitty toilet is

is not I don't I never knew what the appeal that was it's just not the one where the guy is just on the toilet and his face is coming out skibbitty, skivety, skivety,

like, all right, that's a good TikTok, I guess.

But I saw Skibbitty Toilet 73.

And it's so pretentious.

It's just like, oh, wow, it's like a, whoa, look how it's become it's like

fuck give it a rest

it's not even

it's it was

it was the first one

was all you needed

you know

that point taken

when they had the one

where his

when he was singing

out of the toilet

skibbidi doop do

d'ub do

the skibbidi dub dub

do you like that one

was profound

in a lot of ways

but

I have an analysis of Skibbidi toilet.

I mean, I do have my own.

The analysis of Skibbity toilet that I have is that...

It's related to the rise of Turkey and Turkey

and Turkey's trade with Central Asia

it's a long story I don't know if you guys want to hear it. Um,

but yes, I have an analysis of it. I'm just not going to share it with you because you,

you guys aren't serious enough for it because yeah that's the that's the

that's like some john stewart or it's stephen colbert or whatever humor where it's like oh it's

skimity toilet and what's going on with the youth? And, uh,

I, I see

Saturday Night Live

as more ridiculous

than Skibity Toilet. I see

all these pretentious

libtards.

Grown theater kids.

Phil Fault!

These grown theater kid

lib tards on Saturday night

life.

It's Saturday.

You know what made me so, like,

disgusted,

especially was when

during the SMO

MF, when

Saturday Night Live, they put

candles to spell

Kiev with KY

and then they had like the Ukrainian choir

They had a Ukrainian choir

They had a Ukrainian choir come and sing for it was so somber and serious

And they were singing like

Hitler And they were singing like,

Hitler was the savior of Ukraine.

When a Nazis gave a Holocaustocaust.

It was okay,

Ukraine.

And it's like some disgusting,

it was so cringe.

I was like, fuck,

this is like what Liptards are.

They're like, we're really silly on Saturday Night Life.

But we know how to take things seriously

too. You know, we know when

the mood is serious and somber.

We're just going to kind of bow our heads

and respect and be like,

I know. The world is really bad

and we're trying our best.

And it's like,

reminder that there's like Marxists

who tell us that these types of people

are the revolutionary subject, that we need to convince to become communists that are Stalinists, and that's somehow going to work.

And it's just quite disgusting and despicable and abominable.

And I don't like it.

Not one bit. Yeah, but those are millennials,

the theater kid millennials.

I think the worst combination is millennials that live in New York City and like the Simpsons and are like, they also ironically like basketball.

And they know, they think they have like a sense of intunedness with the off.

They think they're cool.

It's just what it is.

Like Chapo Trap House

adjacents and all those fucking people.

And, uh, I just... and uh i just that that generation is just that that generation is just irredeemable to be honest its leaders are irredeemable and obviously not all millennials i'm a millennial in a way i guess and logo is but

the the leaders of that generation the thought leaders and the influencers from that generation are not going to make it.

They're just straight up not going to make it

into the future.

They are not

going to make it.

They're not going to make it.

They're a counter-revolutionary

by nature.

They're reactionary by nature.

And they need to be brought to heal.

Absolutely.

They absolutely need to be enslaved by the state.

I don't believe in slavery, but I believe in penal punishment.

Labor.

They just need to be captured.

These millennial, cool, the cool kids of the millennial generation need to be captured with nets, just like Planet of the Apes. They need to be captured with nets and put to work. And they're not allowed to talk. And once they get old enough where they're extremely depressed

extremely depressed and tired

they can be released

and live the rest of their life on a rocking chair

where they can just be humble

for the first time in their fucking life

sitting on a rocking chair,

reminiscing and talking about

how grueling the gulag of Alaska was.

That's what I think would be good for them.

But these, they're a are rabid fucking wild animals, these people.

They're literally just disgusting, not even human.

These people on Twitter that act cool, that live in New York York City that are like millennial, like leftists.

They're not human to me. Like I straight up hate these fucking people.

Um, they like The Simpsons and shit. It's so disgusting. You notice how family guy is just funny.

And it's not deep and it's not pretentious because peter at the end of the

day this is why family guy is genius look at peter griffin and he's just hilarious and he sounds hilarious

and that's all it takes.

It doesn't matter what's going on and family guy.

Peter Griffin is a self-evidently hilarious character.

But The Simpsons is highbrow humor.

It's so far. Shut the fuck up.

I fucking hate the Simpsons and Matt groaning, the Freemason.

It's disgusting.

It's so pretentious and disgusting.

I fucking hate it.

Family guy is like a million times better.

Matt Groening is an Epstein guy. Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

Because I'll tell you the truth, a lot of these parapolitics, millennials, who were, like, activated by the Epstein shit, all of their heroes were on the Epstein Island.

Matt Groening was an Epstein guy.

They're all, like like there, you know,

and these hypocrites will never fucking take accountability for the fact that their entire world. This is why, this is the truth about parapolitics millennials is that all of their actual idols

are boomers adjacent to Epstein that boomer prison

planet is Epstein and millennials are the same fucking types that uphold all of the

values and like the false

sense of authenticity

of the boomer prison world

and

they're like oh Epstein was just the

exception no he fucking wasn't

the boomer

prison world is fundamentally at its core, corrupt,

and deserves to burn.

And Tung Tung Tung Sahur is leading the way out. You're either

following Tung Tung Sohor

out of the fucking forest

or you're on Epstein's Island.

You fucking choose.

But any millennial who's like,

Hey, I, Rudy, shut the fuck up,

you fucking Epstein, bitch.

You want to go back to the fucking 70s and 80s

where Epstein could just get away with it

no

you want to go back to the age before social media

where everything was authentic

but the authentic reality was when there was a million Epstein's just getting away with it.

No one gave a fuck.

Only thanks to social media and the internet, is it now possible to expose the boomer prison

planet and escape it and achieve the true nosis.

You know?

You want to...

I toast my bread the real way.

I use real vintage toasters.

That's who these people are.

The family guy's brilliant, though.

Family guy is so brilliant.

It's like, it's not even the show.

Like, there's this account on TikTok called Soviet Peter.

I think about that.

I've been thinking about that account a lot because it's so brilliant.

It's such a brilliant account.

And there's so many trukes.

I can't even name them, but there's so many trukes on that account. Like literal nukes.

And... and you just think about it

and it's like

that family guy is so funny

without having to explain

itself it's like

Peter is

hilarious just because he's Peter.

And, you know, it's a show that just doesn't give a fuck about justifying anything.

And that's why it's so good um you know what about what is it insists upon

itself what the fuck is that?

Bro, I saw an interview where like Seth McFarlane, he's like a big libtard, I don't go to fuck.

They were asking him like, um, they were like

what was your inspiration for Peter Griffin

or for yeah for Peter Griffin

he was like

he was like

it was actually really funny

he was like me and my friends were sitting around one day.

And we were just thinking of, like, a Rhode Island guy, like, on the subway.

And he was just like, we were just thinking, like, imagine a fat guy who, like, talk like this.

Like, and he did the voice

I don't know he's like

what is going on

hey what he's like

he was like

that was my inspiration

it was like some random shit they just thought up

pretty funny though that's like that's a actual way to

like have humor you know not this arrogant disgusting simpsons nonsense yeah um nonsense. Yeah.

You want to watch Family Guy stream?

I don't, because Family Guy is...

It's not Family Guy that says that the most hilarious thing it's more like all the memes

that come from Family Guy

like the memes that come from

Family Guy are top tier

like

so imagine

get ready to cringe, right?

It's like, imagine somebody makes Soviet Homer Simpson.

Reach for the gun, let's all kill ourselves, right, in a video game.

Like, what a fucking cringe

notion.

Like, how disgusting is...

It's not even funny.

It's not even, like, just not funny.

It's actively disgusting to think about the idea of somebody, you know, making a meme out of Homer Simpson in this way. Yeah, you see the Antifa Homer memes, Antibin, Bart Bart Simpson and it. Shut the

fuck up. Literally shut the fuck

up.

And this is, I have

a lot of opinions.

Hey Lois.

It's Haas from infrared.

See, like that shit's funny.

You can't do that with The Simpsons. and um let me see let me see let me check something.

Nannan, na, na, nan, no, no, no, no, no, no, na, na, na, Uh, any a second. opinion on king of the hill i've never watched it i don't really care for it that was some shit when i was little, I would be flipping through the channels.

And sometimes there would be shit where

you just be like, yo, this is not chill.

And King of the Hill was one of those shows where I would just be like, I don't know

what this is, but it's fucking weird. I want to get out of here.

You know, I was chill

with Family Guy and whatever, but King of the Hill was

on some, like, what is this weird ass shit? You know, that's just my experience

also like there's

it's not the only example like the

the show on adult swim

yeah everything on adult swim was like that

like I would be little and I'd be flipping through

the channel and then when a weird

adult swim show came on,

I'd get scared

and be like,

yo, this isn't like,

like the show

with the burger,

or not the burger,

the fries and the meatball,

Aquatine.

Yeah, I just, I could tell that there's, like, drugs involved.

I don't know what this is, and it's, I didn't like it.

I had to get out of there.

You know, I got to get the fuck out.

It's not, not for me.

It's clearly not for my age demographic.

Some weird, freaky

ass shit.

Uh, yeah. how the fuck is this happening

yeah my my mouse

oh it's because of the window open alright that's why hey it's my mouse. Oh, it's because of the window open.

All right, that's why.

Hey, it's my mouse.

See that?

I was wondering how my mouse is getting there.

You guys see that?

That's some wild-ass shit. what the fuck

I just saw a video pop up on my 4 you

and

you know he kept saying

I think he's saying stop mentioning me

stop mentioning me

but

all right

I won't mention it

it's a funny person it's somebody we don't like um

anymore who we sometimes poke a little fun at and there's just a really weird video all right, it's a Caleb video

and it just says

desire is a manifestation

of power

and it's got a thumbnail

of a diamond.

I'm just,

what the fuck is that?

Yo, Jennifer with the the 10 What's going on

What the hell

What the hellie

What the hellie?

Anyway Anyway.

Yeah.

And this is why I'm like, you know, maybe LaConn is the move.

Maybe a lot of people need to study psychoanalysis instead of coming up with their own spontaneous theories about desire. okay this video called what if moses was an influencer i literally

religiously cannot watch that video because it's sacrilegious to depict the prophets so on religious level, we can't watch it.

Sorry. I could, you know what I'd be funny is if I did a tier list, but someone has to send me one.

I'll do a tier list if someone sends me one, for sure.

Like a leftist tier list of influencers. You know, What up, y'all? I don't know. you found an ACP tier list

what

probably can't even do that

because it'd be like a breach of discipline

what am I going to do rank

party members?

We're all last year.

All all right I want to watch this

but I don't know if you guys

there's one way my brain has been rotted

that is like irreversible

imagine being able to...

Every time NASA

on TikTok or on social media

every time they release a footage of like

Mars or some shit or like anything like from space

i just kind of look at it like is that all fake

and um that's like a brain rod i can't get rid of where it's like i'm just

spontaneously skeptical i saw some shit on TikTok.

It's crazy.

It was like, NASA shows Mars, right?

And then they find out that there's a place called Devin Island.

Literally look it up, Devin Island.

And all they did is like add a...

Apparently all they're doing is like adding filters.

And it's like a big conspiracy theory that I see it on TikTok and I'm like

you know I'll show you what Devin Island looks like it's like

kind of like this looks like this

so this this is it. And they're like, apparently they were doing

side by sides of like,

I don't even know this is real.

Again, it's like brain rot.

Of like depictions

of Devon Island and then

Mars. And the only difference was that one

had a yellow filter.

But it was the same thing.

And now every time I see, like, NASA

release rover images of Mars,

Bill, what's going on?

I'm always, like, skeptical.

Like, you'd be like

an idiot to believe this.

Like, not in a serious

conscious way, but like, it's just like

my brain rot that I've gotten.

And

you know, I do

think about that a lot, which which is like it is pretty fucking wild

that we just have like a rover with that that can take photos on a like a different world

like there's actually like we have something on Mars, like, hundreds of, what is it, hundreds of millions of miles away, and it's just there chilling.

And, like, like, let's look up the rover footage, for example right Mars in 4k like this is

I don't know if I believe this this is so crazy it's so extraordinary

this is so crazy it's so extraordinary this is so extraordinary it's like do we have video this is

no way this is real like what the hell we just have these photos of a different world i don't know if this even looks real. Is this real?

I'm just asking questions, y'all.

Don't shoot me. We straight up just are on a different world really

because i saw the devon island

i saw the devon Island side by sides.

And I don't know what to believe.

Bro, and then, yeah, Elon Musk.

We're going to go there. And it's like, I'm just like,

kind of baffled. Look, I just just want to i just want to put it this way

imagine the moon landing and all the mars stuff was fake imagine if it was right then i'll explain

what's going on if it's true i don't know if it's fake. I don't, I don't know. I really don't. How would I know, right? I need a, I need to, like, I don't know. I mean, I'm not going to claim I know where I don't. But it is funny. The, like, the idea that it's fake is funny

the idea that it's fake is funny because that means

in the 70s

they had the technology to like fake the moon landing

but it was very limited

but as technology has progressed the demands of making it to like fake the moon landing, but it was very limited.

But as technology has progressed,

the demands of making it look realistic have become like so high

that they've just given up.

That's why we don't go to the moon anymore.

We don't go to Mars anymore

because they're just kind of like shit.

Now that we have like actual

photographs that look realistic and shit and video

and like it's just too hard to fake it now, you know?

So it's almost like it's an art, if the, if the, if the, if the deniers, the moon landing deniers

are right, it's like, it's just like an artifact of a different era, you know?

Like, the technology that it takes to trick people that live in the Middle Ages is different from the technology that it takes to trick people that live today, you know?

It's the same principle. So this is just real, right?

Okay.

So we just, we just chilling on this or there's, we got a robot just chilling on a different planet that's sending us photos. It's kind of extraordinary. It's a little extraordinary.

Overdue for a proper theory level. All the theory lectures that I've done on stream this year you know

y'all

have been sleeping on them

why don't you turn them into good content

and make them go fucking viral

I gave you guys gems Thank you. I guess it took a selfie

What's the purpose of faking this?

I don't know, but the idea that it's fake is just really funny.

The idea this is just Devin Island in Canada and that everyone's retarded believing.

It's just like, it's funny.

I don't know. I can't tell you what the truth is. It's just like it's funny. I don't know.

I can't tell you what the truth is.

I'm just saying that idea is really funny.

That this is in Canada. Oh. God. What did I do to deserve this fucking ad?

Progressive. Hey, can I write that down? I'm writing down every time they give me an ad. I make sure that I'd never

ever buy that product.

I'm not downloading a fucking thing, right?

The last thing I need is a virus on my fucking computer. If this was just in Canada, that would be really funny.

I'm not going to lie.

All right, that's all I'm saying

okay I'm the reason I'm

NASA posted this on TikTok the other day

and I it was so extraordinary

I was like wow and I clicked on the comments

every single comment

was like this is fake

look up Devon Island

everything it was like the highest rated

comments were like claiming it was fake.

And I just thought that was really funny.

TikTok's hilarious.

Like the funniest social media Damn I You I'm a

You

I'm a good Because i'm a good person um it feels like i only go back once.

You know, that AI video account that used to make the good music videos

they just started doing fucking cringe

North Korea parodies

that just are not funny

and also the Bigfoot AI videos are not funny

they're really not

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is peak

Planet Mountain Dew

oh my God

why don't they bring that back

but like with the new

VO stuff

like what happened to Planet Mountain?

Planet Mountain Dew.

That shit was the best with the fat people, but they stopped, even though technology got better.

Damn.

What is it called again?

I can't find it.

Planet Mountain Dew.

Why is it I look up Planet Mountain Dew?

Oh, because it's

Planet Mountain View.

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Planet, let me look up Planet Mountain Dew and something that's like more recent.

Because this shit is way too.

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nobody's making

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this is not even utilizing the latest technology

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By the Ministry of Defense has put up to 100,000 lives at risk

and sparked the largest covert peacetime evacuation in the UK history.

My name is Holly Bancroft and I'm going to explain

what's happened. Today, a high court judge lifted a sleeper injunction that had been bought by the UK

government against the world. This injunction prevented the UK press from disclosing what had

happened until now. The leak in February 2022 exposed the details of thousands of Afghans,

who said they were at risk of reprisals from the Taliban and wanted to be brought to Britain

for safety. Okay, so these were like traitors that were working with the occupiers. ah Hey! You know, If you take stimulants. season

and you somehow find yourself with a giant pile of meat. How do you keep that meat from spoiling?

This is a problem that every one of our ancestors faced for thousands of years.

And if you find yourself in a long-term wilderness living or survival situation,

it's one that you might be facing yourself.

In this video, we're going to go over how to preserve meat long-term without refrigeration

or any other modern appliances.

Before we jump into this, I want to go over a cautionary tale just to illustrate why this basic

knowledge is so important. So some of you might recall a young man by the name of Chris McAndals from the book Into the Wild.

They also made a movie out of it.

Chris found himself in Alaska facing a winter alone.

And unfortunately, he ultimately died of starvation, even though just a month or

so before he died, he actually killed

a moose, which would have yielded

hundreds of pounds of fat and

meat. But without the knowledge to

preserve that meat, it all spoiled

very quickly in the warm weather.

So why'd that happen and how could he have prevented it?

Chris's story could have been much different had he understood the concepts that we're going to go over in this video.

Meat spoilage is caused primarily by microbial activity or bacterial growth. And so the key to preserving meat without refrigeration is to simply get that meat dry enough

so that those microbes can't grow.

Right now we've got perfect conditions for air drying meat.

It's warm, it's dry, and it's breezy.

In conditions like this, you can simply hang meat out to dry with no salt, no smoke, or anything.

Later on in this video, we're going to do that, but before we get there, I want to go over what you might need to do in less than perfect conditions.

Let's say that you're in a moist environment, or it's cool, but not cold enough to freeze the meat.

These were the exact conditions that I was facing on season 8 of alone in British Columbia.

In that case, I built a smoker to force dry the meat.

Here's how I did it.

So these sticks are going to form the rack that I'm going to hang my meat from,

and then I'm going to start a little small fire right here, let it die down.

I have a question.

How come bugs don't come

and eat everything?

Someone explain that.

Green or pinky wood on

there to generate that smoke

will block this thing off

and dry this meat out really nicely.

And the wood I'm going to pick, there's a little plum tree over here that has fallen down.

I'm just going to cut some pieces off.

Volk vulture knows this guy.

He's like this fucking guy.

How do you know this? How do you know this guy?

Off of that.

Oak vulture's got beef with this guy.

I wouldn't want to smoke

the meat with anything like a conifer,

like this dug fur that I've got here

because it gives it kind of an acrid taste.

All right, so we're about eight hours in and everything is looking really good.

The meat's drying out nicely.

It's taken on a nice dark color.

And so I'm just going to keep it going real low and slow like this.

And so we want that meat to dry down nice and slow and evenly so that we get a good low

moisture content all the way through that stuff.

In a smoker like this, depending on how thinly you slice the meat, it might take several

days to reduce the moisture level low enough to keep long term.

In addition to the drying, the smoke itself can inhibit bacterial growth helping to preserve the meat.

But if the conditions are right, like we have right now, there's a much simpler and easier way to get this done and all you need is a few sticks.

It's also important to know how to properly render the fat for long-term storage.

And that's something I'm going to go over in a future video.

So we'll just quickly make a little drying rack for our meat from materials that I could find right here in the woods.

Alright, so I've got some, I'm pretty sure this is Whitetail, and I'm gonna slice it up in slices that are

oh a quarter inch or less

sit down. Hey, sit

sit, sit. I don't want that

sit.

That looks gross

that does not look like jerky at all

that looks disgusting

I would not eat that I guess I would have to

so the most important thing about dry and meat is to get that stuff cut thin.

It's not done yet, is it?

Because if that's the finished product... If you're dealing with small pieces of meat like this, and you're hanging it from a rack,

it's... I find it best to slice it and just kind of roll it out and open it up as you go.

That way you end up with bigger pieces, kind of like butterfly in it, but multiple times.

One thing you'll notice about this meat is it's lean.

There's no fat.

Fat doesn't dry out and so it'll spoil if you're not careful about trimming it off. There's a different way that we would take care of fat to preserve it long term called rendering,

and that removes all the moisture from the fat.

And when it's done properly, its shelf life is pretty much infinite.

Can you see the finished product?

So you can take one hunk of meat and keep fillet in it out like that and end up with a big piece that's going to dry much better.

Ready to go put this on the drying rack. He is

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It's a totally new video now. All right, so we've got all our meat hung up.

A little note on the weather.

Right now

it is probably

70 degrees. I think we're going to probably have

a high of around 75.

As long as you kept it dry.

There's literal bugs everywhere.

Too much indefinitely. Look at the fucking bugs.

Look at the bugs!

This guy's a fraud.

But in less than a day...

This is fucking bug meat.

We went from basically fresh, quarter inch thick cut meat

to something that you could keep for

months and it's got a

very good flavor to it

I did put a little bit of seasoning

on this like a little bit of seasoning salt

just to improve the flavor, but even without that...

Fly egg jerky, literally, there's larvae and shit all over.

This is bug, this is some bug, bug, uh, omelet.

Salt, it would keep like this, um, This is some bug, bug omelet. Salt.

It would keep like this.

You know, you don't have to have the salt.

That just improves the flavor.

The yellow jackets and the flies are...

Do you see this?

Just kind of feeding on the surface of the meat,

and they're not really doing any damage other than just taking away some little small bits of it.

But if you had the opportunity to build a small smoky fire just to kind of keep some of these bugs away.

So, you know, that's kind of an issue. You know, I don't want to share my fucking food with disgusting bugs.

That would be a great idea, but in these conditions, it's just not feasible. It's been a very active wildfire season,

and it's just way too dry to have a fire out here right now.

So I'm going to get this meat off of here and put it in a bag

so we can take it with us.

Elk hunting.

I guess we're going to have to be sharing

food with bugs soon

because we're going to have to be learning how to do this shit

soon enough

keep from getting stung by a yellow jacket

in the process

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It's like,

this is how we're going to survive you know

so you know

in a long term

wilderness living city

it's like subway but with bugs

situation you know

obviously you wouldn't want to be

you all them bugs

eating jerky all but do you see these bugs

time? It's hard on the teeth. Do you see how many of this? This is crazy

and it just kind of would get old after a while

but with the dried meat like this you don't have to eat jerky all the time.

You can reconstitute this.

When I was on alone, I would take my jerky and just cut it into small pieces and throw it in my pot

and just simmer it with whatever else I found mushrooms and

cranberries and things like that and have kind of a stew and if you cook it for a while

just kind of braze it and slow cook it for a while it you know what to ruin this guy's life

is if he walked in the forest

so far

that he found a Wendy's

that would destroy everything

he's

he's like I gotta eat

I gotta eat

I gotta hunt

he keeps walking and walking

Because he's chasing a big moose or something

And then he ends up at a fucking burger king

Oh fuck god damn it

It'll ruin everything for him

it'll ruin everything for him

the

like all

take is a fucking burger king

the truth is I'm gonna okay King.

The truth is,

I'm gonna,

okay, I'll be on some real shit.

In a civil war,

I doubt

a lot of people

are going to have to hunt.

I think that there's just going to be a lot of food

that is canned,

that is in Walmart,

that people are going to fight over. Jesus Christ.

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Has anyone been to North Sentinel Island yet? Oh, there...

Yes, people are there.

There's buildings and trails.

Are they new? Lord Miles has, oh, he hasn't, he hasn't been there.

He said he's going to go there. He's never been there.

The Antarctica. Okay, let's watch the Antarctica video.

That video has like a million views.

Imagine being...

That you're not allowed to go to a continent that is larger than the united states and mexico combined we're stepping foot there without permission can land you in prison can get you a good

ass whooping.

It's not a military base, it's not a government facility, it's an entire continent.

It's Antarctica.

And most people think it's just ice and penguins, empty, worthless, white.

But if that's true, why does it cost tens of thousands of dollars and

months of permits to just visit there? Why is it the only place on earth that is governed by an

international treaty signed by 58 nations, me not being one of them. Why are vast sections of it blurred out on Google Earth? Why is that?

Alex Jones said he's going to commission an expedition there. He said he's... I would love to see that.

Something is not adding up here.

I stink.

I mean, I smell something that stinks.

For over a century, explorers could visit Antarctica freely.

Scientists mapped its coastlines.

Governments claim territories, and even tourists

just took expeditions there to explore. Then suddenly in 1959, everything changed. The Antarctic

Treaty locked down the entire continent under the most restrictive international agreement in human

history.

They say it's to keep you safe,

because you'll die if you go there.

But locking down the entire continent,

that doesn't really make a lot of sense.

Man, that's overkill.

That's bullshit.

All right, homie?

Harry the rat says,

that's bullshit. Whatever's down thereie. Harry the rat says, that's bullshit.

Whatever's down there,

whether it be

treasure, technology,

or some kind of

truth that we're not

ready for,

someone decided that

the rest of us

don't get to know.

We don't get to know.

I don't get to know.

I get to speculate

and I get to talk

about it and have a lot of fun

talking about it, but, you know, you just watch this video. Anyways, buckle up. We're prying

open the coldest lockbox on Earth. Antarctica. first let's start with mind-bending facts okay we're going to be talking about speculative conspiracies in the next chapter this one is facts that seem like speculative conspiracies.

In 1929, workers cleaning out an old Turkish palace made a bizarre discovery.

Hidden in the archives was a map drawn in 1513 by Admiral...

How the fuck is his brain rot? This guy's like

got a, it's just like a million views on you. What? Is this guy a flat earther?

Jesus Christ. Isn't what he said? I don't know. This name is Umpaville. Who is that? It seems like he's like a mainstream YouTuber.

You've probably heard of him. He's very famous. It's not an obscure conspiracy document that's dated somewhere when it's not supposed to be...

We have the same shirt. What the fuck?

It's dated and all that. It's real.

It's in a museum and it shows something impossible.

Okay? It shows the coast of Antarctica

300 years before anyone supposedly discovered it. How in the f is that possible?

It's literally the same. What the hell? What the hell?

That doesn't just show that a southern continent exists.

It shows the actual coastline of Antarctica accurate to within miles.

Well, what's the big deal about that?

The coastline has been buried under ice for millions of years.

No one in 1513 should have known what it looked like or how to find out what it looked like. Here he recent noted on the map itself

that he compiled it from ancient sources, some dating back to the 4th century

BC, which is a long, long time ago. I don't know

fucking hear about the ancient Greeks. They didn't

even know what

Australia was.

It's really confusing. And in 1960, the US Air Force analyzed the map and confirmed that its geographical details matched seismic surveys of the actual bedrock beneath Antarctica's ice sheet.

How did they know that?

I don't know. I'm asking you.

Do you know?

Are you a science person?

Get on my comment section.

So think about what that means for all of us.

Someone thousands of years ago mapped Antarctica when it was covered in ice.

Someone with technology to survey an entire continent

from above. It seems like, at least, unless

they had one of those

balls from Waterworld and they got

real deep down in the

ocean and he was like, or whatever,

and then there was a squid! Fortunately,

it gets even more strange and bizarre.

The Aurentius Phineas map from 1531,

not 1513, the Peri Reese map.

This is a completely different one.

It shows even more detail of the southern land recently discovered.

Rivers, mountain ranges, coastlines, a swastika?

Why they put a swastika on that?

It seems odd to find out later in Chapter 2.

With some of these geographical markers matching the hidden topography beneath miles of ice

that modern scientists only discovered

with ground penetrating radar in the

90s. How?

Now, critics, there are

critics of everything. They say it's a

coincidence. What the...

Fuck are you talking about?

It's a coincidental resemblance to a mythical continent that does not exist. Or in Theus.

Is this guy crazy or whatever?

Who is this guy?

If that is his real name, it was just a goofy goober.

Which that's possible to be honest. It kind of makes sense. People

were really good at making shit up. But they do seem to be more like precise geographical

surveys of landscapes that have been hidden than they... Who is Umperville? Can someone

tell me?

Do just made up nonsense like the Voyniage manuscript or something like that. Anyways, how about Lake Vostok?

There's more.

Two and a half miles beneath the ice of the Arcticol lies a lake, the size of Ontario,

which is a province in Canada.

This lake has been cut off from the surface world for over 15 million years.

I'm going to start referring to us as surface dwellers in the surface world.

Lake Vostok, not speculative at all, it's real.

Russian scientists spent 20 years drilling a hole to reach it. They finally broke through in 2012, and what they found was very enlightening from a science perspective and how we understand life on Earth.

The lake itself is pristine, untouched, it's a perfect time capsule from an age when Antarctica was green and warm, and that's not a conspiracy.

It was at one point green and warm, like... The holy relic! Ha ha ha! Yeah! The water samples that they collected from Lake of Ostock

contained bacteria that evolved in complete isolation

and developed survival mechanisms unlike anything else on Earth

because there aren't many organisms

that develop in complete isolation.

These organisms led to total darkness

under crushing pressure with no oxygen

and somehow they thrive for

millions of years.

How in the fuck is that even possible?

Poorly researched, what?

Scientists.

Even when your room is 80 degrees, your bed can be 55.

Write it down and boycott him.

Write it down and boycott him.

That fits over your current mattress.

Scientists discovered at least 17 different species of microbes in the waters of Lake Vostock. Some represent entirely new branches of the tree of life.

They feed on chemicals instead of sunlight.

They transform metals in ways we're still trying to understand,

and they can survive.

Uh... conditions that would instantly kill any

what the hell and then people still believe in genes

people believe in genes.

People believe in genes and there's this shit,

there's fucking bullshit that eats rocks.

Surface life from us,

weak surface dweller.

Gene tards actually think genes are real.

Now this... What's the gene where it makes you eat a fucking rock, you retard?

The Secrets of Antarctica has pretty staggering implications.

For example, if life can exist in Lake Vostock's impossible environment,

life can probably exist in other impossible environments like on other planets.

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Like Vostack is just one of the one of the

four of the sub-glacial lakes that have been discovered beneath Antarctica.

We have no idea what is in the others and we can't access most of them.

You can't get a drill bit that long. Believe me, I've asked.

There'd be entire ecosystems down there that have evolved separately from everything we know on earth in the surface world for surface about the bloodfalls these are real photos what the f f f f is going on oh these don't worry about these

these are just blood waterfalls emerging is it some dead stranding from glaciers this just a normal

thing guys in antarctica's micmurdo drive i don't want to hear about thedo Drive... Oh, I don't want to

hear about the Egyptians being multi-

I don't want to... I don't care, man.

Did they have a PS5?

Dallies, which if McMurder

rings a bell, you've probably seen the thing.

My favorite movie of all time, and

my favorite example of Cos time, and my favorite example

of cosmic horror. In this dry valley, something

bleeds from the ice. The blood

falls, as they're called, look like

crimson waterfalls of

blood. They're pouring from a glacier

called the Taylor Glacier, and the red

liquid stains the white

ice, wreck. And for

over a century, nobody knew why.

They were just like, that's probably hell

down there. But it isn't hell. It's somehow

actually more strange than that.

It is ancient seawater that's been

trapped beneath the glacier for 5 million years. It's just leaking out of it and it's red. And it isn't just old salt water. It's got living things in it. Now the red color comes from iron oxide, but the iron oxide isn't occurring from the oxidation of iron in the normal process.

It's being produced by bacteria.

Those bacteria I mentioned that have strange interactions with metal, they eat the metal,

they feed on the metal, and then they produce iron oxide.

How?

Why?

What in the heck?

These little rascals have also been sealed in complete darkness for millions of years with no

sunlight, no oxygen, and no connection to the surface world.

But, and somehow they've just survived down there

and created their own ecosystem

where they can transform iron into sulfur compounds

and use that for energy.

The process by which they're doing this,

scientists are still trying to understand

a geological model of the continent as well.

Published research shows that heat flux near the south of Antarctic geology.

This cave is not a natural formation.

The heat signatures don't match volcanic activity, radioactive decay, or any other known...

All right, guys.

I'm literally so tired.

We're going to wrap up the stream, everybody.

Bah!

We're wrapping up.

And I'll see you guys.

Hopefully in an IRL soon.

I'm so tired.

I'm going to pass out. I still got a pack.

I got to do a lot of shit.

I got to go, guys.

I'll see y'all Thursday.

Yeah, I'll live stream logo and it'll be chill

see y'all

see y'all Thursday y'all Thursday.

Then do an IRL.

Bye-bye.