SOLDIERS REPORT FOR DUTY

Possibly.

Yeah.

name.

And it I must

Save my life like fuck it.

I understand this is business, and this shit just isn't none of my business.

I still know when this shit could pop off.

Vippy and Johnny from happening me and Trey attack with him kick it in.

Started, he wasn't gonna go after him until Josh started gathering in magazines how we stabbed him.

Fuck 50, smashing, mashing him, let him have it.

Meanwhile, my attention's pulling another direction.

Some receptionists at the source who answers phone to this desk has an affection for me and thinks that I'll be his resurrection.

Tries to blow the dust off his mic and make a new record.

But now he's fucked the game up.

Cause one of the ways I came up was through that publication.

The same one that made me famous.

Now the owner of it has got a grudge against me for nothing.

Well, fuck it, that motherfucker could kid too.

Fuck him.

But I'm so busy being pissed off.

I don't stop to think.

We just inherited 50s beats, we murdered ink.

And he's inherited mine, which is fine.

Ain't like either of us mine.

We still have soldiers that's on the front line.

He's willing to die for us as soon as we give the orders.

Never to extort us strictly to show they support us.

Maybe shout him out and the rapper up in the chorus to show him we love him back and let him know how important it is to have Runyon Avenue soldiers up in our corners.

Their loyalty to us is worth more than any of your orders.

But I ain't tryna have none of my people heard I'm murdered.

It ain't words that I can't think of a perfect way to word it.

To say that I love y'all too much to see the verdict.

I'll walk away from it all before I let it go any further.

But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm copping.

I'm too willing to be the bigger man if y'all can quit popping off to Charles but then I can't cause frankly I'm sick of talking.

I'm not gonna let someone else's coffin rest on my conscience.

Get it in.

If war brings peace, I'm with it then.

I don't start beef, I'll finish it.

Ghetto soldiers, we militant.

I don't like the bust or fight, just trying to live life right.

Don't take my kindness for weakness, cause I will take your light.

First, I will walk away, unless you push me to play.

But that's something I know you'll regret.

So please don't forget.

I'm a little soldier, desperate.

I'm a little soldier, one person holds.

I'm a different soldier.

Yes, I get old soldier

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant gets all of his orders from the captain.

Generale, when I was young, I got drafted.

Sent me to the army of Brooklyn, those bastards.

Falling soldiers, my homies lay in caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas.

But niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked.

And laid in the mall cause of death.

So yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They died early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

I'm a little soldier.

I'm a dresser, so tired

Yeah, it's your soldier, my part sing home.

He said the same thing at the same time.

I ain't knock on wood.

Black cat crossed my path.

My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror.

I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happened.

My left eye jumped.

Put my hat on the bed when I walk in the room.

Swept my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching, been had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girl some shoes, she ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck, I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition, just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Get them soldier to the ending.

So soldier, not

My guess is soldier.

Bye.

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned it in Hennessy.

Tired of the enemy, run in your crib, slump you in your fireplace, and have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

But I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays, all I got is my pride and my dignity.

You ride with sympathy.

They say misery needs company.

Why keep a company?

You kidding me?

When I could grab a weapon and put him out of his misery, send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you saying.

Just gun busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns, this shit is dangerous.

Soldier, desperado.

The soldier.

So soldier.

You wanna go to war, let's get it in.

If war brings peace, I'm with it then.

I don't start beef, I'll finish it.

Ghetto soldiers, we militant.

I don't like to fuss or fight, just trying to live life right.

But don't take my kindness for weakness, cause I will take your light.

First, I will walk away, unless you push me to play.

But that's something I know you'll regret.

So please don't forget.

I'm a ghetto soldier, desperado.

I'm a ghetto soldier.

I'm a dresser, so tired.

So soldier.

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant gets all of his orders from the captain.

General, when I was young, I got drafted.

Sent me to the army of Brooklyn, those baskets.

Falling soldiers, my homies lay in caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas.

But niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked.

And laid in the mall cause of death.

So yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They died early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

So soldier, one must stay more.

I'ma get your so tired

So soldier, my friend.

He said the same thing at the same time.

I ain't knock on wood.

Black cat crossed my path.

My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror.

I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happened.

My left eye jumped.

Put my hat on the bed when I walk in the room.

Swept my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching, been had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girl some shoes, she ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck, I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition, just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Ghetto soldier to the ending.

Ghetto Soldier, it's the body.

So ja

Good soldier.

True soldier

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned it in Hennessy.

Tied to the enemy, run in your crib, slump you in your fireplace.

And have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

But I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays, all I got is my pride and my dignity.

You riding with sympathy.

They say misery needs company.

Why keep him company?

You kidding me?

When I could grab a weapon and put him out of his misery.

Send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you saying.

This gun busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns.

This shit is dangerous.

So soldier.

To a soldier.

Segueto soldier by first and more.

You wanna go to war, let's get it in If war brings peace, I'm with it then I don't start beef, I finish it Ghetto soldiers, we militant I don't like to fuss or fight Just tryin' to live life right But don't take my kindness for weakness Cause I will take your light Cause first I will walk away Unless you push me to play But that's something I know you'll regret So please don't forget I'm a ghetto soldier Just go out

I'm a gentle soldier, one first thing home.

I'ma get some sojourn

Yes and yes, oh so die by first thing.

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant gets all of his orders from the captain.

General, when I was young, I got drafted.

Sent me to the army of Brooklyn, those baskets.

Fallen soldiers, my homies lay in caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas.

But niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked.

And laid in the mall cause of death.

So yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They died early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

Soldier.

Yeah, so tied.

Said the same thing at the same time.

I ain't knock on wood.

Black cat crossed my path.

My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror, I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happened.

My left eye jumped.

Put my hat on the bed when I walk in the room.

Swept my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching, been had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girl some shoes, she ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck, I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition, just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Ghetto soldier to the ending.

So soldier.

My guess is so dry.

Soldier

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned it in Hennessy.

Tied to the enemy, run in your crib, slump you in your fireplace.

And have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it.

But I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Trying to get to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays, all I got is my pride and my dignity.

You riding with sympathy.

They say misery needs company.

Why keep a company?

You kidding me?

When I could grab a weapon and put him out of his misery.

Send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you saying.

Just gun busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns.

This shit is dangerous.

Soldier, it's from the world.

Soldier.

I'ma get her so tired.

Get your soldier

Done, you wanna go to war, let's get it in.

If war brings peace, I'm with it then.

I don't start beef, I finish it.

Ghetto soldiers, we militant.

I don't like to fuss or fight, just trying to live life right.

Don't take my kindness for weakness, cause I will take your light.

First, I will walk away, unless you push me to play.

But that's something I know you'll regret, so please don't forget.

I'm a little soldier, desperate.

I'm a little soldier, don't run single.

I'm a little soldier.

By crossing.

The soldiers get trained by the lieutenant.

The lieutenant get all of his orders from the captain.

Generale, when I was young, I got drafted.

Sent me to the army of Brooklyn, those bastards.

Falling soldiers, my homies lay in caskets.

They couldn't survive the heat, just like the Mavericks.

And I don't buy wolf tickets from niggas.

But niggas be whooping, so I walk around with my clippers.

Some of my people was alive for my struggle, but ain't lived to see my success.

They wanted to see me make it, but got stripped naked.

And laid in the mall cause of death.

So yo, now that I'm successful, how could I celebrate it?

They died early, so in their eyes, I never made it.

I ain't gonna give you my life, you gotta take it.

Soldier, I'm going out blazing.

Let your soldier run.

My dad dressed so tied.

Soldier.

He said the same thing at the same time.

I ain't knock on wood.

Black cat crossed my path.

My luck's still good.

Broke a mirror.

I ain't get seven years of bad luck.

Nothing bad ain't even happened.

My left eye jumped.

Put my hat on the bed when I walk in the room.

Swept my feet and I ain't even spit on the broom.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm not superstitious.

Acorn, what am I?

My right hand itching, been had money kid.

I even opened the umbrella in the crib.

Bought my girl some shoes, she ain't walk out of my life.

No bad luck, I skipped the pole twice.

No superstition, just wise intuition.

On the battlefield, get killed to do the killing.

By the way, my good luck charm is a biscuit.

Ghetto soldier to the ending.

So soldier.

My dad dressed so high.

Soldier.

No pain, no gain, all of the trauma is killing me.

Pain can't swim, that's why I drowned it in Hennessy.

Tired of the enemy, run in your crib, slump you in your fireplace, and have smoke coming out of your chimney.

I can see straight through your plots and your trickery.

It don't mean shit to me.

I'm trying to get to the bottom of it, but I lost a whole lot of my energy.

Tryna get to the bottom of a bottomless industry.

Nowadays, all I got is my pride and my dignity.

You ride with sympathy.

They say misery needs company.

Why keep him company?

You kidding me?

When I could grab a weapon and put him out of his misery, send shots at you to tell you I'm not playing.

When you fire back, you let me know what you saying.

Just gun busting, it's like an unspoken language.

We communicate with our guns, this shit is dangerous.

Soldier, desperate.

But that's the soldier.

Yes, a gentle soldier, but not saying.

Done.

You wanna go to war?

Let's drink.

You might wake up some morning.

To the sound of something moving past your window in the wind And if you're quick enough to rise, you'll catch the fleeting glimpse Of someone's fading shadow

Out on a new horizon.

You may see the floating motion of a distant pair of wings And if the sleep has left your ears, you might hear footsteps running through an open meadow

Be concerned, it will not harm you.

It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure across my dreams.

With nets of wonder, I chase the bright illusive butterfly of love.

You might

Footsteps echo softly in the distance through the canyons of your mind.

I might have even called your name as I ran searching after something to believe in.

You might have seen me running.

To the long band and

The dreams you left behind.

If you remember something there that glided past you, followed close by heavy breathing.

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you It's only pursuing something I'm not sure Across my dreams With nets of wonder I chase the fry elusive butterfly of love

It's my dream.

With nets of wonder, I chase the brighter silver butterfly love Across my dreams With nets of wonder I chase the bright and silver butterfly

Here's left or ears, you might get footsteps Running through an open meadow.

Concern it will not harm you It's only me pursuing something I'm not sure Across my dreams With nets of wonder I chase the bright illusive butterfly

You mine.

Footsteps echo softly in the distance through the canyons of your mind.

I might have even called your name as I ran searching after something to believe in.

You might have seen me running

You know abandoned.

Dreams you left behind.

You remember something there that glided past you, fallen close by heavy breathing?

Don't be concerned, it will not harm you It's only pursuing something I'm not sure of Across my dreams With nets of wonder I chase the bright elusive butterfly

That's my dream.

With nets of wonder, I chase the bright elusive butterfly love Across my dreams With nets of wonder I chase the bright elusive butterfly

What's going on?

Tags, what's going on?

Connie Castro, what's going on?

Appreciate you.

Thank you so much for the 10 Vortex.

Long guy, thank you so much for the two.

Appreciate it.

Alright guys, I told you I was gonna get a haircut the other day.

I've been switching it up and shit.

But I I'm gonna try to get the smile off my face for

Yeah.

Got a

I can't be losing Aura, you know.

But the surprise is the new cut, you know.

And y'all paid for it, by the way.

Y'all paid for it.

Yo, Red Guardian, what's going on?

What's going on?

Alright y'all.

Yo, hold on.

Anyway.

All right, y'all.

All right, y'all.

We're in a militant era.

Told you, no more suits.

No, this is par one.

Hold up, hold up.

I'm trying not to laugh.

Hold up, gotta wipe the smile off my face.

Hold up.

Nobody kept W.

Nobody kept W, alright?

Hey, y'all, don't fucking kick W's.

Someone banned that emote.

All right.

Give me a second.

Oh man, this is like the dream reveal.

This is like when dream revealed his face.

Oh boy, am I nervous.

Guys, I'm super self-conscientious.

You know?

I don't know if I want to see I want y'all to see me my true self.

Alright fuck it, y'all ready?

Already?

Come on.

Yo, stop keck Wing, all right?

All right.

Anyway.

Yo, stop.

Anyway.

Oh man, all right, everybody stop the KegW.

All right, we gotta be on some serious shit.

Chill, everybody, chill out.

Everybody chill.

Everybody relax.

Okay.

Stay calm.

This is a big deal.

Yo, stop.

Anyway.

What the fuck is up, y'all?

I got this new fresh cut.

What's going on?

Some fresh as hell shit.

I'm not doing that.

I'm not doing that old shit no more.

I'm not doing that K-pop type of shit no more.

I got my beard, everything.

I'm fresh as hell.

And I got this new shirt.

This is a new vibe we're going to be on.

We're not going to be doing this old shit no more.

You understand?

So I got this new beard.

Look at this.

I'm looking like them Sassanian Sassanid.

A Caimanid Emperor

I'm looking like Haminai, motherfucker.

I'm looking like Haminai.

Alright?

Anyway, y'all, we're gonna be on this new militant.

We'll be on this new militant grind set.

You know what I mean?

I'm going to stop doing this long hair bullshit.

I'm going to start getting it short and clean, just like this.

I'm be getting it clean from here on out.

I'm done with this fucking bullshit.

Broccoli head, stupid ass shit.

Anyway, what's going on, y'all?

We got a lot to talk about.

So I'm gonna be going to California.

Tonight, I'm going.

I'm I got a plane to.

I'm just kidding.

I'm just kidding.

They don't, the planes don't go that late.

But, um,.

Here's what this is my dilemma, guys.

Um

This is my dilemma.

I want to do Twitch IRLs when I'm in California.

I also need to get paid for them.

I need to.

I'm going to do this shit for free.

What the hell are you talking about?

I need to get paid.

So I'm banned from Stream Labs and Stream Elements, if y'all don't know.

So if I could just get a text-to-speech, I don't want to do on Twitch, I don't want to do.

Uh subscriptions on Twitch.

But what I do want to have are the text to speech donations.

So you know, that way yo when I could be live and y'all could just text to speech and, you know, it's a win win.

But I don't have

I don't have uh

I don't have stream elements or stream labs, so I need an alternative.

Any y'all got an alternative?

Any y'all got an alternative?

And that way we could do Twitch streams while I'm in California.

I could do um, I'm going to north, I'm going to south, and everything in between.

Visiting the California chapter.

But, um,.

Yeah.

Also, Stream Elements is literally based in fucking Tel Aviv.

So of course they fucking banned me.

I bet I Iran hit their fucking headquarters.

Bish ass stream elements.

Uh also, I'm going to Texas.

I mean, it's too late.

It's too late to sign up to that, but Texas is throwing an event.

You know.

Texas.

What the hell?

William Jennings with the 21.

What the hell?

Jennings, what the hell?

What the hell?

What the hell, y'all?

What the hell?

What the helly?

Anyway, y'all.

Um

Got a lot to talk about.

We got a lot on our minds.

We got a lot to

I never I've never seen my head looking like this.

I'm not gonna lie.

It's been a long time since I seen my head.

You know.

I just be smiling the whole time, you know?

I'm just kidding.

Anyway, guys, um.

Do I have a Bitcoin wallet?

This shit.

Are some of y'all Bitcoin millionaires?

Are some of y'all like loaded with Bitcoin?

You're just waiting to th shower me with Bitcoin?

'Cause I'd be stupid as hell to not have a wallet if that's the case.

Ones if you're like a Bitcoin billionaire and you're ready to just like launch Bitcoins at me.

No fucking way.

Are you serious?

I'll make one right now.

How do I do it?

Are you serious?

I just need a crypto wallet?

For real?

Like on some real shit?

Oh my god.

I don't know how to do it, someone has to show me.

Don't fall for credit.

What do I got to lose?

All right, I'm just going to make a wallet and give out my wallet address for a Bitcoin.

And if somebody bought Bitcoin in 2010,

You know, oh Dark, uh Christian, you you know what Christian?

You know how much I trust Christian guys?

Uh if you can just make the wallet for me

I would literally trust you with that shit.

That's how much I trust Darg.

Literally trust him with my life.

You guys need to chill.

Darg is chill, alright?

He doesn't give a fuck.

He's chill.

Like, I've.

Y'all are fucking tripping.

You think I'm a retard?

Anyway.

Yo, Stralistani, what's going on?

Mesopotamian Yacoub.

Um

No, no, I mean that Darg he hadn't agreed to it.

Don't worry, no pressure.

I'll figure it out.

I'll figure it out.

I'll set it up myself.

I'll figure it out.

Um

I was just saying.

I still got a pack tonight and shit.

I'm leaving I'm l I'm actually leaving tomorrow uh in the like you know.

Early evening tomorrow is when I'm leaving.

Yeah, we'll do it in yeah, we'll do it in Texas.

That's smart.

We can also stream a little bit in Texas as well.

And I can, if Dark wants, he can be in the stream if he wants.

Maybe he doesn't.

I don't know.

Anyway, because he's going to be there.

But yeah, as I was saying, Texas is going to be, it's going to be this ACP Southwest event.

And it's going to be people from all over.

They're going to be there.

It's going to be super chill.

It's going to be super cool.

Um.

So yeah, there's that to look forward to.

And um

I think you guys need to understand.

I've talked to Darg about this shit, alright?

Phil, what's going on?

I've talked to him like a million times about this.

Y'all gotta chill, okay?

Uh dark don't give a fuck about whatever y'all talk about.

Hold up, give me one second, all right?

Hold up, give me one second.

Alright, yeah, yeah.

I just fucking confirmed with him, alright?

You guys saying I revealed Darg's name?

No, I fucking didn't, alright?

First of all, that's not news.

Like, you guys are tripping on some bull.

You literally had me tripping.

Like, you had me, because I almost thought I forgot or some shit.

Holy fuck.

You guys gotta chill, alright?

You had me tripping for no fucking reason.

Anyway, um

Debate, why am I debating Phil Foe?

If you give me, you're giving me one Bitcoin, sure.

Get on, you can get in VC and I'll debate you.

If you're the Bitcoin guy, who's gonna why not?

You can literally just have the stream.

I'll go to sleep right now.

You can literally be the streamer.

Um.

Yeah.

So

Nah, I got I gotta I gotta pack still.

You know, 'cause I always do that shit last minute.

But uh

We have some things to talk about, guys.

Really important things.

You know, first thing, first order of business that I wanted to talk about was this watch right here.

We disagree about Canada.

You know what, Phil, keep the Bitcoin.

Cosmic, what's going on?

Honestly, like, there's two things I would rather shoot myself in the fucking head than talk about.

One of them is Canada, the other one's Australia.

These are two topics I'd literally rather kill myself than spend more than fifteen seconds talking about.

All right.

Like what the hell?

I don't, you know, look, you're saying we disagree about Canada.

I don't know what you're talking about.

It's like Canada, is that still a thing or what's going on?

I mean, I don't.

And what I mean by that is, oh, do I shit not my shit go up down?

Anyway, I'll fix it.

Um.

Canada is not

On my mind.

any more than any other like I don't think about Canada more than I think about

You know

Oregon or Washington or

California, you know.

In fact, I think I think about California a little bit more often than Canadia.

But I don't have an issue with Canada.

It's just like, guys, we got to do this on a population basis.

Canada's got like, what, 30 million people?

It's like.

It's not that Canada doesn't matter, it's just that

We gotta th it's like Australia.

Do I actually hate Australia?

I don't, but it's only thirty million people that live there.

And therefore, how much real estate does it deserve to have in the discourse?

Probably not as much as

It's made out to, you know?

Come to Australia, we will host ACP coin servers.

Uh host h just host Haas Bitcoin servers and I'll literally I'll leave America and just go to Australia and I'll become Australian.

If you give me like fifty Bitcoin,

I'll flee to Australia as a refugee from the Trump era.

And I'll live in Sydney on a big sky.

I'll steal Drake's penthouse.

I'll just live there as a persecuted refugee for the rest of my life.

I'll live in Australia with the rest of my criminal Lebanese brethren.

But I won't be a criminal.

I'll just be chilling with them.

Because, you know, they'd be balling and shit.

They're going to be, you know, man, what the hell am I talking about?

What the fuck?

All right.

The truth is, I don't have a stream topic.

That's the truth.

I just have to stream tonight.

Because uh

Because I'm not going to be able to stream.

Thursday.

Um

So here we are We gotta make the fun together.

Patreon QA.

That would be.

I'm actually going to check in.

We'll probably, yeah, we'll probably do that.

If you guys have submitted questions, maybe you haven't.

So maybe you haven't.

Somebody said GTA RP stream.

Bro, I don't I don't even my computer like is gonna blow up in two seconds.

I don't even know how to I don't even know my computer can run games anymore.

Like this shit, this is the same computer I've been had for four years, and I have not gamed on it since I got banned from Twitch.

I think uh I think I did play Elden Ring or did I play that on the P S five?

I don't know.

The ga y you know, and the off chance that I do game, it's usually on my P S five.

I don't really play games on my P C because

Oh, I did some on kick, no way, I don't remember that.

Really I did?

I don't remember that.

Uh to be honest guys, you know, what I could do is um

What I could do is

I could just join T-Grizzly's server.

I found out about it.

You have to pay $100 to join.

And.

That's worth it to me.

I'll pay $100 for a Grizzly server.

And that's something I would do on Twitch.

It's just, I don't really have time.

Like, it's a scam.

I know it is, but I would make content out of it.

But I'm the chairman of the ACP, so I can't be doing that shit.

Can the chairman of ACP play Grizzly World?

Probably not.

You know?

I mean, fuck it.

Yeah, I can.

I can.

But

You know what, my problem is, I would get so viral on that shit that I would become more known for being the guy on Grizzly World Server who makes hilarious GTA streams than known as the chairman of ACP.

Like, I would, my reputation would be based on, I would go super viral because I make it content as fuck, but it's like I go viral for the wrong reasons.

Instead of being chairman, I'd be the GTA RP guy.

But um

Anyway.

What was I saying?

You could spread Marxist theory to the masses in GTA.

I would actually rather kill myself.

Then

Do anything like that.

I mean thinking about that gives me constipation.

I s straight up thinking about that like I can't even fart no more.

I am constipated because my whole body doesn't even want to live anymore just thinking about that fucking idea of putting fucking glasses on and talking about Marxism on a GTA.

Did you know that that that that that that that I would actually jump off a fucking cliff

You realize you're a nerd, right?

For even thinking that.

This is what it's crazy.

It's like.

Um during the school talent show, I'm gonna teach people about mesothelioma and photosynthesis.

It's like bro.

Sometimes to in order to do things you have to put glasses on.

And if I could live life

With having to put glasses on the least amount of time, I'd be a happy life.

If I could live life.

Keeping it real 100% of the time, that'd be the best thing.

You know, there's a time and place for everything.

There's a time and place for everything.

All right.

Um.

Let us

Doing asbestos.

I don't know what the hell that is.

Um

Play Hangman.

No, there's some stuff we can watch that I was thinking about watching.

And we're gonna definitely watch some videos that I wanted to watch, just like yesterday, so we can do that.

I mean, usually I can pull content out of my ass.

It's just today I am so fucking tired because of all this shit I have to do and have been doing that I am

I feel like I've been producing some grade A, extremely high-quality content recently.

It's so good that I feel like some, like, you guys need time to digest that shit for real.

Like, the past streams of the past three, four months, I've had some crazy banger streams that are so good.

And I feel like that shit should go viral.

You know, y'all should be sitting on that, letting it cook, digesting it.

You have no idea the potential.

And

I gotta dumb myself down a little bit, to be honest.

It's just the truth.

I gotta be a little retarded.

Otherwise I'm wasting brain cells.

I've been in a good mood.

Not really.

I've been in a terrible mood, actually.

But when I get in such a terrible mood, I stop giving a fuck.

That's just the truth.

I get in such a terrible mood that I literally stopped giving a fuck.

And that's the type of shit I've been on.

Like, I don't give a fuck.

Straight up.

Anyway.

So

Let us

S could swear there's some shit I wanted to talk about.

Um

Hmm.

Huh?

Oh, I want to talk about Superman.

I did want to talk about that because that's something I wanted to talk about and not necessarily tweet about.

So, look.

Look, um

Oh fuck I'm out.

I didn't watch it, you fucking idiot.

You think I watched that shit?

I've just seen clips, and that's enough.

Uh you think I watched that shit?

I didn't watch it.

But I've seen what it looks like and that's all that's all I need.

This is something I was going to tweet today.

I'll just tell you: we live in a boomer prison planet, right?

It's a prison planet created by the boomers.

And they all have dimension now.

And um Gen X is like trying to fully rebel against it, but in a really pathetic adolescent way.

And then in practice, they they um

They they fall in line.

So for example, Phil Fo with the five.

What's going on, man?

So I'll give you examples of this.

So for example, Gen X will be on some shit where

Peter Thiel and Elon Musk and these reformer and Joe Rogan for that matter they what they all have in common is that they're like they pretend like they're questioning everything about society like oh my god are UFOs real and then they're like oh we need to do transhumanism and just like it's what they end up doing is they take boomer fears and they say actually these things you fear are good and real and they run with it even though it's not like AGI like oh there's gonna be a big AI that takes this revenge on us that's some retarded shit a boomer believes and but Elon Musk will take that and he'll be like but you know what

There's no turning back.

Honestly, look, I okay, I like Nick Land, and I don't want to talk shit about him.

I'm not going to do that.

But he is also Gen X in the sense that like you have the post war boomers from the post war period who are like they created the kind of kumbaya, you know, um

We are all one world.

And you know, they created this kind of like boomer thing that was.

Hippie bulls, whatever, right?

And then Nick Land takes their worst fears, you know.

in a lot of ways.

And he's like

There's no turning back.

It's all happening.

And we just gotta embrace it.

And it's just like dark boomerism.

So Gen X is like dark boomerism, where the worst fears of boomers that's why the Hitlerism shit is really just some Gen X shit in a lot of ways.

It's just some Gen X, like it's where it originates.

'Cause it's like they just take the total opposite of boomers.

And they're like

Actually, the real red pill is that all the fears I am Batman.

And then it's Elon Musk wearing that Satan

Costume that he wore.

You know what I'm talking about?

Like that edgy shit?

That's fucking Gen X, alright?

Anyway, below Gen X is the worst!

The people who created Superman is millennials.

Millennials.

Instead of doing the Gen X shit, they superstitiously revere boomers.

And they're like on some shit where they're like boomers will fart, and millennials are like, oh my god, it's so profound!

Like millennials.

Think these boomer dementia patients are like sages and they just millennials like doing everything the old way.

I missed it, and they're a nostalgic generation.

And their sense of self-worth and taste and identity comes from being able to channel boomer authority and be like, I do things the real way, like we did in the 70s or the 60s or the 80s, especially the 80s, right?

So, what millennials will do, I'll give you examples of this.

Millennials, they'll be like a new toaster where you like, you take a piece of toast and you throw it in, and then you snap your fingers, and then it turns into a toasted toast like in a second, right?

Millennials, if that happened, millennials would start buying up all the old shitty toasters and mass, and they'd be like, I use my, I toast the real way, I toast bread the real way, I do it the real way.

I don't do it this new thing, I do it the real way because I know how things are really done because I'm really in the real world, in real reality.

Like, that's millennials, they're fucking disgusting.

And they have this false sense of authenticity that is just based, and you know.

You think you don't know what I'm talking about.

Look at Megalopolis, that retarded fucking movie.

Megalopolis, the most retarded movie made by a literal dementia patient.

The only demographic who defends it are millennials.

They'll be like, no, you don't get it.

You don't get it.

It's profound.

You don't get it.

You don't get it.

Like a fucking dementia boomer will literally be like

They'll be walking around, they'll be like, I shit my pants And then millennials will be like they'll be like You don't get it It means so much more You don't get it Back in the eighties and the nineties everyone got it and then social media and the internet So that's millennials, right?

And they're disgusting.

And I, I, the, the, I, it's just the truth.

95% of them are not going to make it.

Um, anyway.

The thing that I wanted to talk about though is that

And they love The Simpsons, which is disgusting.

They're like everything is really like The Simpsons.

They're trying to like attain a reality before social media, before the internet, and before social media.

They're trying to go to the real boomer, you know, reality, I guess.

And they're going in the past to do it, right?

And then the reality is.

Yeah, they're trying to go to the pre-stranding world and f find some off like some kernel of authenticity there.

Whereas like Zoomers are not all there, but they are achieving a type of gnosis through brain rot.

It's like they used to say follow the white rabbit, follow the tung tung tung tung sahur.

And Stalin will be there to explain everything.

Like follow

The tung tung sahur follow the udin din din din din din follow

You know, the the brain rot is leading to a gnosis, a true

Attainment of insight into the nature of the world that we live in, right?

And Maximilian with a five.

So, anyway, look, let's talk about Superman.

We're entering a really cursed timeline, which at this point, nuclear war would be progressive.

I'm just not lying.

Because now the Gen X.

creative class is giving way to the millennials and now the millennials are making all the movies.

So Fantastic Four was an example of this nostalgia.

Like

It's gonna be like in the 60s, but it's ironic and it's making jokes about it.

It's so sunny and bright.

Millennials wear those stupid fucking glasses and shit, and they're like, It's so sunny and bright.

And it see Zack Snyder was Gen X.

And he was like dark.

Dark Superman and dark and now the millennials are here and it's so bright and ironic and oh it's disgusting.

I I I I I I want nuclear war.

At least one to at least freeze society and and make everyone rethink everything.

At least one nuclear bomb just drop on our

Soil, preferably Hollywood.

And then, so we can have self-awareness again because this is disgusting.

And the whole vibe of this new Superman is like: it's gonna look just like the old one, but I'm a millennial who collects Funko Pops, and I'm gonna make it really ironic.

And it is the sim it's like

And and and and Ezra was so right.

We're like it is really disgusting how Hollywood is trying to create a fantasy of not only is is are they responsible for the Zionist genocide, but now they're creating fantasies that make them the heroes and them the saviors of the very fucking genocide that our government you know not only enables but funds and is to an extent responsible for, right?

So Ezra was totally right about that because a lot of people are like, oh, it's so progressive 'cause of how it criticizes Israel.

And it's like, I haven't seen the movie, so I can't even comment.

But to be honest, I doubt it because it's just projecting a fantasy of being the hero and saving the day without any self-awareness whatso fucking ever about who's actually responsible, right?

Yeah, I have heard people say that they're more like criticizing Russia, but the the explanation that I'm the most convinced of is that they're trying to do the Ukraine-Palestine combo, which is oh, it's just so fucking terrible.

It's like the it's so disgusting.

It's it's almost like in a lot of ways.

It's almost more

evil than overt like Ben Shapiro Zionism because it lies about what it is.

Ben Shapiro is a fucking fascist Zionist who will tell you what he is.

But this kind of propaganda attempts to morally resolve you know, and unequivocally

Terrible genocide.

Nobody could deny it's a terrible genocide.

But it tries to frame it in such a way that.

allows the values of liberal universalism to prevail, even though those are precisely the values that have failed, that are failing, and which are also responsible in many ways.

Because

The same basis of liberal universalism, which was the British Empire, which was later the American Empire.

Without that, Israel wouldn't even exist, right?

So it's really disgusting how it frames it in this way.

You know, it's not, it's really just a J Street liberal Zionist critique of Nanyahu.

That's what it is.

So this Superman movie, it's just this it's millenn we're gonna start seeing more of this shit, by the way.

It's gonna be Millennials.

Um responding to the dark stuff from Gen X with like a really over-the-top

You know, smiling and sunny, and yeah, we can do it.

And millennials are so disgusting because they're like, they have no self-awareness.

I mean, you could say that Gen X was cringe because they were too dark and brooding or whatever.

It's like, yeah, but the whole boomer prison deserves to be blown up.

That's just the truth.

Like, the only good movie to come out in the past three months

Four months, I don't know, was Tim Cheese on TikTok.

That's just the truth.

Tim Cheese.

Toss your dirty shoes in the washing machine.

Tim Cheese was like a really good movie.

Way better than anything they're fucking putting out in Hollywood.

That was like, I had my own idea for Tim Cheese.

And if you don't know what Tim Cheese is, it's like some brain rot AI shit where they're like.

It's like kind of making fun of like John Wick or like action movies, but it's actually it's just kinda cool.

It's like there's a guy named Tim Cheese who's a mouse with a suit on and he shoots people

Or he killed John Pork and it's like a mystery like who killed John Pork and why?

And like Tim Cheese has his side of the story.

There's all these other characters.

They're all like animals.

I wanted to actually

like make a movie out of it in my head.

But I don't have time, but like I could make a crazy good script for a full feature length movie for that whole thing.

And my script is basically this, that

Um, the the the story is being told from the perspective of someone who had a psychotic break, and they this is a real thing that happened, but they're representing all of the

Um

All of the what do you call 'em?

All of the relevant

You know, characters in real life as animals and as predators.

And it's a form of trauma, psychosis response where they're like they're imagining them as animals.

Like this guy, he's got the head of a crocodile, he's got the head of a wolf, he has the head of a panther, a lion.

But in reality, those that's just a kind of psychotic, traumatic response to the extreme brutality and horrific trauma of, and like I was going to make it serious, I could make it like serious.

And like dark and pretty twisted, and it would be such a good series if I was put in control of it.

Uh Skibbity Toilet isn't is no is not I don't I never knew what the appeal of that was.

It's just not the one where the guy is just on the toilet and his face is coming out.

Skippity Skippity Skippity Like, all right, that's a good TikTok, I guess.

But I saw Skippity Toilet Seventy Three.

And it's so pretentious, it's just like oh wow, it's like a whoa, look how it's become, it's like fuck, give it a rest, it's not even

It's it was it was the first one was all you needed, you know.

That point taken when they had the one where his when uh he was singing out of the toilet skippity doped up skippity doped up skippity doped up like that one

was profound in a lot of ways, but

I have an analysis of Skibbity Toilet.

I mean, I do have my own.

Um.

The analysis of skivity toilet that I have is that.

It's related to the rise of Turkey.

And Turkey's trade with Central Asia.

It's a long story.

I don't know if you guys want to hear it.

Um

But yes, I have an analysis of it.

I'm just not going to share it with you.

'Cause you you guys aren't serious enough for it.

'Cause that that's the that's the 'cause this is like some Jon Stewart or Stephen Colbert or whatever humor where it's like, Oh, it did skimmity toilet and it's what's going on with the youth and uh

I I I see Saturday Night Live as more ridiculous than Skibbity Toilet.

I see all these pretentious libtards, theater kid grown theater kids, Phil Foe, what's called these grown theater kid libtards on Saturday Night Live.

It's Saturday.

You know what made me so like disgusted?

Especially was when, um, during the SMO MF went Saturday Night Live, they put candles to spell Kiyiv with KY and then they had like the Ukrainian choir.

They had a Ukrainian choir come and sing for it was so somber and serious, and they were singing like

He was the saviour of Ukraine When the Nautilus came

Ghost, it was okay, you crying, and it's like some disgusting.

It was so cringe.

I was like, fuck.

This is like what lip tards are.

They're like, really, really silly on Saturday Night Life.

But we know how to take things seriously too.

You know, we know when the mood is serious and somber, we're just going to kind of bow our heads in respect and be like, I know the world is really bad.

And we're trying our best.

And it's like.

Reminder that there's like Marxists who tell us that these types of people are the revolutionary subject that we need to convince to become.

uh communists that are staling us and that's somehow gonna work.

Ah and it's just quite disgusting.

and despicable and abominable.

And I don't like it.

Not one bit.

Yeah, but th tho those are millennials.

The theater kid millennials.

I I think the worst combination is millennials that live in New York City.

And like the Simpsons and are like, they also ironically like basketball.

And they know, they think they have like a sense of.

In tuneness with the op they think they're cool, it's just what it is.

like Chapo Trap House adjacents and all those fucking people.

And uh I just

That generation is just irredeemable, to be honest.

Its leaders are irredeemable, and obviously, not all millennials.

I'm a millennial in a way, I guess.

And Logo is.

But.

The leaders of that generation, the thought leaders and the influencers from that generation, are not going to make it.

They're just straight up not going to make it, you know, into the future.

They are not.

They're not going to make it.

They're counterrevolutionary by nature.

They're reactionary by nature.

And they need to be brought to heal.

Absolutely.

They absolutely need to be enslaved by the state.

I don't believe in slavery, but I believe in penal punishment.

Uh labor.

They just need to

Be captured.

These millennial cool the cool kids of the millennial generation need to be captured with nets, just like Planet of the Apes.

They need to be captured with nets and put to work.

And they're not allowed to talk.

And once they get old enough where they're extremely depressed, extremely depressed and tired, they can be released and live the rest of their life on a rocking chair.

Where they can just be humble for the first time in their fucking life.

Sitting on a rocking chair, reminiscing and talking about how grueling the gulag of Alaska was.

That's what I think would be good for them.

But these there are rabid fucking wild animals, these people.

They're literally just disgusting.

Not even human.

These people on Twitter that act cool, that live in New York City, that are like millennial, like leftists, they're they're not human to me.

Like, I straight up hate these fucking people.

Um, they like The Simpsons and shit.

It's so disgust you notice how Family Guy is just funny?

And it's not deep, and it's not pretentious.

Because Peter, at the end of the day, this is why Family Guy is genius.

Look at Peter Griffin, and he's just hilarious.

And he sounds hilarious, and that's all it takes.

It doesn't matter what go what's going on in Family Guy, Peter Griffin is a self-evidently hilarious character.

But The Simpsons is highbrow humor.

It's so fi shut the fuck up.

I fucking hate The Simpsons and Matt Groening, the Freemason.

It's disgusting.

It's so pretentious and disgusting.

I fucking hate it.

Family Guy is like a million times better.

Matt Groening is an Epstein guy.

Yeah, that doesn't surprise me.

Cause I'll tell you the truth, a lot of these parapolitics millennials who were like activated by the Epstein shit.

All of their heroes are Epstein, were on the Epstein Island.

Matt Groening was an Epstein guy.

They're all like there, you know?

And these hypocrites will never fucking take accountability for the fact that their entire world this is why this is the truth about parapolitics millennials is that all of their actual idols are boomers adjacent to Epstein.

That bru-boomer prison planet.

is Epstein.

And millennials are the same fucking types that uphold all of the values and like the false sense of authenticity of the boomer prison world.

And they're like, Oh, Epstein was just the exception.

No, he fucking wasn't.

The boomer prison world is fundamentally at its core corrupt and deserves to burn.

And Tung Tung Tung Sohor is leading the way out.

You're either following Tung Tung Sohor out of the fucking forest, or you're on Epstein's Island.

You fucking choose.

But any millennial who's like, Hey, all right, you're Roni, shut the fuck up, you fucking Epstein bitch.

You wanna go back to the fucking seventies and and s eighties where Epstein could just get away with it?

No.

You want to go back to the age before social media where everything was authentic, but the authentic reality was when there was a million Epsteins just getting away with it and no one gave a fuck.

Only thanks to social media and the internet is it now possible to expose the boomer prison planet and escape it and achieve the true gnosis.

You know?

You wanna I I toast my bread the real way.

I use real uh vintage toasters.

That's who these people are.

The Family Guy is brilliant though.

Family Guy is so brilliant.

It's like it's not even the show.

Like, there's this account on TikTok called Soviet Peter.

I think about that.

I've been thinking about that account a lot because it's so brilliant.

It's such a brilliant account.

And there's so many trukes, I can't even name them, but there's so many trukes on that account.

Like literal nukes.

Ha!

And

You just think about it and it's like peo that Family Guy is so funny without having to explain itself.

It's like

Peter is hilarious just because he's Peter.

And, you know, i it i i it's a show that just doesn't give a fuck about justifying anything.

And that's why it's so good.

Um

You know?

What about what is it insists upon itself?

What the fuck is that?

Bro, I saw an interview where, like, Seth McFarlane, or he's like a big lip tart.

I don't give a fuck.

They were asking him, like.

Um

They were like, What was your inspiration for Peter Griffin or for yeah, for Peter Griffin?

He was like,

He was like, It was actually really funny.

He was like, Me and my friends were sitting around one day, and we were just thinking of like a Rhode Island guy on the subway.

And he was just like, We were just thinking, imagine a fat guy who talked like this.

And he did the voice.

I don't know how he's like.

What is going on?

Hey, what are you?

He was like, that was my inspiration.

It was like some random shit they just thought up.

Pretty funny, though.

That's like, that's an actual way to have humor.

You know?

Not this.

Arrogant, disgusting Simpsons nonsense.

Yeah.

Um.

You want to watch Family Guy stream?

I don't because Family Guy is.

It's not Family Guy that says that the most hilarious thing.

It's more like all the memes that come from Family Guy.

Like the memes that come from Family Guy are top tier.

Like Soviet imagine get ready to cringe, right?

It's like imagine somebody makes

Soviet Homer Simpson.

Reach for the gun, let's all kill ourselves, right?

In a video game, like what a fucking cringe!

Notion

Like how disgusting is it's not even funny.

It's not even like just not funny.

It's actively disgusting to think about the idea of somebody.

You know, making a meme out of Homer Simpson in this way.

Yeah.

Yeah, you see the Antifa Homer memes, Anti and Bart Simpson and Shut the fuck up, literally shut the fuck up.

And this is I have a lot of opinions.

Hey Lois, it's Haas from Infrared.

See like that shit's funny.

You can't do that with The Simpsons.

And um

Let me s see, let me check something.

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Uh

I need a second.

Opinion on King of the Hill.

I've never watched it.

I don't really care for it.

That was some shit.

When I was little, I would like be flipping through the channels.

And sometimes there would be shit where you'd just be like, yo, this is not chill.

Like, and King of the Hill was one of those shows where I would just be like, I don't know what this is, but it's fucking weird.

I want to get out of here.

You know, I was chill with Family Guy and whatever, but King of the Hill was on some like, what is this weird ass shit?

You know.

That's just my experience.

Also, like, there's it's not the only example.

Like, the show on Adult Swim.

Yeah, everything on Adult Swim was like that.

Like, I would be little and I'd be flipping through the channel, and then when a weird Adult Swim show came on, I would get scared and be like, yo, this isn't like the show with the burger, or not the burger, the fries and the meatball, Aqua Teen.

Yeah, I just I could say you know, I could tell that there's like drugs involved.

I don't know what this is, and it's I didn't like it.

I I had to get out of there.

You know, I gotta get the fuck out.

It's not

Not for me.

It's clearly not for my age demographic.

Some weird freaky ass shit.

Uh yeah.

How the fuck is this happening?

Never mind.

Yeah, my my mouse?

Oh, it's 'cause of the window open.

Alright, that's why.

Hey, it's my mouse.

See that?

I was wondering how my mouse is getting there.

You guys see that.

That's some wild ass shit.

What the fuck?

Uh I just saw a video pop up of my for you.

And

You know, he kept saying, I think he's saying, stop mentioning me, stop mentioning me.

But.

Alright, I won't I won I won't mention it.

It wa it's a funny person it's somebody we don't like um anymore, who we sometimes poke a little fun at, and there's just a really weird video.

Alright, it's it's a Caleb video and it just says desire is a manifestation of power and it's got a thumbnail of a diamond.

I'm just what the fuck is that?

Yo, Jennifer with the ten, what's going on?

What the hell?

What the helly?

What the helly are?

Anyway.

Yeah.

Desire and this is why I'm like, you know, maybe Lacan is the the move.

Maybe a lot of people need to study psychoanalysis instead of coming up with their own spontaneous theories.

About desire.

Uh okay.

This video called What If Moses Was an Influence?

I literally religiously cannot watch that video because it's sacrilegious to depict the prophets.

So on a religious level, we can't watch it.

Sorry.

Hmm.

I could you know what'd be funny is if I did a tier list, but someone has to send me one.

I'll do a tier list if someone sends me one.

For sure.

Like a leftist tier list.

of influencers.

What up y'all?

You found an A C P tier list, what?

Probably can't even do that, 'cause it'd be like a breach of discipline.

What am I gonna do, rank party members?

We're all S tier.

Alright, I want to watch this.

But I don't know if you guys

Yeah

There's one way my brain has been rotted.

That is like irreversible.

Imagine being.

And I'll tell you what it is.

Every time NASA on TikTok or on social media, like every time they release a f footage of like Mars or some shit or or like anything like from space.

I just kind of look at it like, is that all fake?

And um

That's like a brain rod I can't get rid of.

Where it's like, I'm just spontaneously skeptical.

I saw some shit on TikTok.

It's crazy.

It was like.

NASA shows Mars, right?

And then

Um

They find out that there's a place called Devon Island.

Literally look it up, Devon Island.

And all they did is like add a f apparently all they're doing is like adding filters.

And it's like a big conspiracy theory that I, but I see it on TikTok, and I'm like, you know, I'll show you what Devon Island looks like.

It's like,

Kind of like this.

Looks like this.

So this is it.

And they're like apparently they were doing side by sides of like I don't even know this is real.

Again, it's like brain rot of like depictions of Devon Island and then Mars and the only difference was that one had a yellow filter, but it was the same thing.

And now every time I see like NASA release rover images of Mars.

Bill, what's going on?

Um I'm always like skeptical.

Like you'd be like an idiot to believe this.

Like not in a serious conscious way, but like it's just like my brain rot that I've gotten.

Uh and

You know, I do think about that a lot, which is like it is pretty fucking wild that we just have like a rover with that that can take photos on a like a different world.

Like w there's actually like we have something on Mars like hundreds of what is it, hundreds of millions of miles away and it's just there chilling.

And there like like let's look up the rover footage, for example, right?

Mars in 4K.

Like this is

I don't know if I believe this, this is so crazy, it's so extraordinary.

This is so extraordinary.

It's like, do we have video?

This is no way this is real.

Like,.

What the hell?

We just have these photos?

Of a different world?

Hehehehe

I don't know if this even looks real.

Is this real?

I'm just asking questions, y'all.

Don't shoot me.

We straight up just are on a different world, really.

'Cause I saw Devon Island I saw the Devon Islands side by side and I don't know what to believe.

Bro, and then yeah, Elon Musk.

We're gonna go there.

And it's like, I'm just like kind of baffled.

Look, I just wanna put it this way: imagine the moon landing and all the Mars stuff was fake.

Imagine if it was, right?

Then I'll explain what's going on.

If it's true, I don't know if it's fake.

I don't, I don't know.

I really don't.

How would I know, right?

I need a, I need to, like,

I don't know.

I mean, I'm not going to claim I know where I don't.

But

It is funny that, like, the idea that it's fake is funny because that means in the seventies.

Like, they had the technology to like fake the moon landing, but it was very limited.

But as technology has progressed, the demands of making it look realistic have become like so high that they've just given up.

That's why we don't go to the moon anymore.

We don't go to Mars anymore, because they're just kind of like shit.

Now that we have like actual.

Photographs that look realistic and shit, and video, and like it's just too hard to fake it now, you know.

So it's almost like it's an ar if it if the if the if the deniers, the moonlighting deniers are right, it's like it's just like an artifact of a different era, you know.

Like the technology that it takes to trick people that live in the Middle Ages is different from the technology that it takes to trick people that live today, you know?

It's the same principle.

So this is just real, right?

Okay.

So we just we just chilling on this or there's we got a robot just just chilling on a different planet that's sending us photos.

It's kind of extraordinary.

It's a little extraordinary.

Overdue for a proper theory like well, all the theory lectures that I've done on stream this year, uh, you know, y'all have been sleeping on them.

Why don't you turn them into good content and make them go viral?

I gave you guys gems.

I guess it took a selfie.

What's the purpose of faking this?

Um

I don't know, but the idea that it's fake is just really funny.

That this is the idea this is just Devon Island in Canada and that everyone's retarded believing it's just like it's funny.

I don't know.

I I can't tell you what the truth is.

I'm just saying that idea is really funny.

That this is in Canada.

Uh

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god, what did I do to deserve this fucking ad?

Progressive.

Hey, can I write that down?

I'm writing down every time they give me an ad.

I make sure that I never ever buy that product.

Da I'm not downloading a fucking thing, right?

Last thing I need is a virus on my fucking computer.

Yeah.

If this was just in Canada, that'd be really funny.

I'm not gonna lie.

All right, that's all I'm saying.

Uh

I'm the reason I'm bringing this up because NASA posted this on TikTok the other day.

And it was so extraordinary.

I was like, wow.

And I clicked on the comments, every single comment.

Was like, this is fake, look up Devon Island, everything, it was like the highest rated comments.

were like claiming it was fake and I I just thought that was really funny.

TikTok's hilarious.

Like the funniest social media.

It in nineteen

Uh you

Ayyo.

Damn, I could really sleep.

I'm not gonna, 'cause I'm a good person.

Um

It feels like I only go back once.

You know that AI video account that used to make the good music videos, they just started doing fucking cringe.

North Korea parodies that just are not funny.

And also the Bigfoot AI videos are not funny.

They're really not.

Planet Mountain Dew is peak.

Planet Mountain Dew Oh my god, why don't they bring that back?

But like with the new VO stuff, like what happened to Planet Mountain Planet Mountain Dew?

That shit was the best with the fat people, but they stopped, even though technology got better.

Yeah.

What is it called again?

I can't find it.

Planet Mountain Dew.

Why is it I look up Planet Mountain Dew?

Oh, because it's Planet Mountain View.

I gotta click do.

All right.

Planet, let me look up Planet Mountain Dew and something that's like more recent.

Because this shit is.

Way too.

Damn, it's all dead.

Nobody's making.

Wait!

Planet Sprite Zero.

This one has This one these all have fifty views.

Okay, this is pretty bad, guys.

This is not even utilizing the latest technology.

It's just the same thing.

All right.

Alright, this is Planet Sprite Zero.

Has fifty views.

Like AI has progressed so much, and they're still on this old bullshit.

Uh yeah.

Sorry.

Also Sprite Zero has zero calories, so I don't even know what point they're trying to make.

From the grape on the vine all the way to you, you'll love Fatta Grape.

It's the best of the brews.

Phanta Grape.

It has a hundred and fifty views.

They need to make the wo the new one with they need to make ones with new technology, not this old shit.

Damn.

Yo, Northern, what's going on?

Northern Gorilla.

Now we gotta go help people customize and say Liberty Mutual is literally on my shit list.

I will never fucking buy Liberty Mutual.

Liberty Mutual.

There's one day.

We're gonna shut that whole fucking company down for all the fucking ads.

Liberty, Liberty, Liberty, Liberty.

By the Ministry of Defence, it has put up to 100,000 lives at risk and sparked the largest covert peacetime evacuation in UK history.

My name is Holly Bancroft, and I'm going to explain what's happened.

Today, a High Court judge lifted a super injunction that had been brought by the UK government against the world.

This injunction prevented the UK press from disclosing what had happened until now.

The leak in February 2022 exposed the details of thousands of Afghans who said they were at risk of reprisals from the Taliban and wanted to be brought to Britain for safety.

Okay, so these were like traitors that were working with the occupiers.

Mm-hmm.

If you take stimulants

⁇ Season ⁇

Warm weather, and you somehow find yourself with a giant pile of meat.

How do you keep that meat from spoiling?

This is a problem that every one of our ancestors faced for thousands of years.

And if you find yourself in a long-term wilderness living or survival situation, it's one that you might be facing yourself.

In this video, we're going to go over how to preserve meat long-term without refrigeration or any other modern appliances.

Before we jump into this, I want to go over a cautionary tale just to illustrate why this basic knowledge is so important.

So, some of you might recall a young man by the name of Chris McCandles from the book Into the Wild.

They also made a movie out of it.

Chris found himself in Alaska facing a winter alone, and unfortunately, he ultimately died of starvation, even though just a month or so before he died, he actually killed a moose, which would have yielded hundreds of pounds of fat and meat.

But without the knowledge to preserve that meat, it all spoiled very quickly in the warm weather.

So, why'd that happen, and how could he have prevented it?

Chris's story could have been much different had he understood the concepts that we're going to go over in this video.

Meat spoilage is caused primarily by microbial activity or bacterial growth.

And so, the key to preserving meat without refrigeration is to simply get that meat dry enough so that those microbes can't grow.

Right now, we've got perfect conditions for air-drying meat.

It's warm, it's dry, and it's breezy.

In conditions like this, you can simply hang meat out to dry with no salt, no smoke, or anything.

Later on in this video, we're going to do that, but before we get there, I want to go over what you might need to do in less than perfect conditions.

Let's say that you're in a moist environment, or it's cool, but not cold enough to freeze the meat.

These were the exact conditions that I was facing on season eight of Alone in British Columbia.

In that case, I built a smoker to force-dry the meat.

Here's how I did it: so, these sticks are going to form the rack that I'm going to hang my meat from, and then I'm going to start a little small fire right here, let it die down, and then I'll put.

I have a question: How come bugs don't come and eat everything?

Someone explain that.

Green or punky wood on there to generate that smoke will block this thing off and dry this meat out really nicely.

And the wood I'm gonna pick, there's a little plum tree over here that has fallen down.

I'm just gonna cut some pieces off.

Volk vulture knows this guy.

He's like this fucking guy.

How do you know this?

How do you know this guy?

Off of that.

Woke vulture's got beef with this guy.

I wouldn't want to smoke the meat with anything like a conifer, like this dug fur that I've got here, because it gives it kind of an acrid taste.

All right, so we're about eight hours in and everything is looking really good.

The meat's drying out nicely.

It's taking on a nice dark color.

And so I'm just going to keep it going real low and slow like this.

And so we want that meat to dry down nice and slow and evenly so that we get a good low moisture content all the way through that stuff.

In a smoker like this, depending on how thinly you slice the meat, it might take several days to reduce the moisture level low enough to keep long term.

In addition to the drying, the smoke itself can inhibit bacterial growth helping to preserve the meat.

But if the conditions are right, like we have right now, there's a much simpler and easier way to get this done.

And all you need is a few sticks.

It's also important to know how to properly render the fat for long-term storage.

And that's something I'm going to go over in a future video.

So we'll just quickly make a little drying rack for our meat from materials that I could find right here in the woods.

All right, so I've got some.

I'm pretty sure this is whitetail, and I'm gonna slice it up in slices that are all a quarter inch or less.

Sit down, okay?

Sit, sit.

I don't want that, sit.

That looks gross.

That does not look like jerky at all.

That looks disgusting.

I would not eat that.

I guess I would have to.

So the most important thing about drying meat is to get that stuff cut thin.

It's not done yet, is it?

'Cause if that's the finished product

If you're dealing with small pieces of meat like this and you're hanging it from a rack

It's I find it best to slice it and just kind of roll it out and open it up as you go.

That way you end up with bigger pieces kind of like butterfly in it, but multiple times.

One thing you'll notice about this meat is it's lean, there's no fat.

Fat doesn't dry out, and so it'll spoil if you're not careful about trimming it off.

There's a different way that we would take care of fat to preserve it long-term called rendering, and that removes all the moisture from the fat.

And when it's done properly, its shelf life is pretty much infinite.

Can you see the finished product?

So you can take one hunk of meat and keep filleting it out like that and end up with a big piece that's going to dry much better.

Ready to go put this on the drying wreck.

Anyone who checks gets results.

Write it down and boycott them.

Write them down and boycott them.

Or make make a fucking list.

What the fuck?

What did I click?

What did I what happened?

It's a totally new video now.

Alright, so we've got all our meat hung up.

Little note on the weather.

Right now, it is probably 70 degrees.

I think we're going to probably have a high of around 75.

As long as you kept it dry, I mean, there's literal bugs everywhere.

Pretty much indefinitely.

Look at the fucking bugs.

Look at the bugs.

This guy's a fraud.

But in less than a day, this is fucking bug meat.

We went from basically fresh, uh, quarter inch thick cut meat to something that you could keep for months.

And it's got a ver it's got a really good flavor to it.

I did put a little bit of seasoning on this, like a little bit of seasoning salt, just to improve the flavor.

But even without that salt, fly egg jerky.

Literally, there's larvae and shit all over.

This is bug, this is some bug, bug omelette.

Salt, it would keep like this.

You know, you don't have to have the salt.

That just improves the flavor.

The yellow jackets and the flies are do you see this?

Just kind of feeding on the surface of the meat, and they're not really doing any damage other than just taking away some little small bits of it.

But if you had the opportunity to build a small smoky fire just to kind of keep some of these bugs away.

So, you know, that's kind of an issue.

You know, I don't want to share my fucking food with disgusting bugs.

That would be a great idea, but in these conditions, it's just not feasible.

It's been a very active wildfire season, and it's just way too dry to have a fire out here right now.

So, I'm going to get this meat off of here and put it in a bag so we can take it with us elk hunting.

I guess we're going to have to be sharing food with bugs soon because we're going to have to be learning how to do this shit soon enough.

Keep from getting stung by a yellow jacket in the process.

Hey, Gavin Newsome secedes from the Union and triggers the.

Cascading domino effect of the collapse

It's like this is how we're going to survive, you know.

So, you know, in a long-term wilderness living situation, it's like Subway, but with bugs.

Situation, you know, obviously, you wouldn't want to be y'all see all them bugs eating jerky all the time.

Do you see these bugs?

Time.

It's hard on the teeth.

Do you see how many this?

This is crazy.

And it just kind of would get old after a while.

But with the dried meat like this, you don't have to eat jerky all the time.

You can reconstitute this.

When I was on a loan, I would take my jerky and just cut it into small pieces and throw it in my pot and just simmer it with whatever else I found, mushrooms and cranberries and things like that, and have kind of a stew.

And if you cook it for a while, just kind of braise it and slow cook it for a while, it it

You know what would ruin this guy's life?

As if he walked in the forest so far.

Then he found a Wendy's.

That would destroy everything.

He's like, I gotta eat.

I gotta eat.

I gotta hunt.

He keeps walking and walking 'cause he's he's he's chasing a big moose or something and then he ends up at a fucking Burger King.

Oh, fuck, goddammit.

It'll ruin everything for him.

All it'll take is a fucking Burger King.

The truth is, I'm an accountie on some real shit, in a Civil War.

I I doubt

A lot of people are gonna have to hunt.

I think that there's just gonna be a lot of food.

That is canned, that is in Walmart, that people are gonna fight over.

Jesus Christ.

Yo, I wanna see this.

I can't keep this type of shit.

That we like to see.

without that interests us.

A tribe gets a modern bow bow and arrow

I don't know.

Old school, new school shit up.

That thing is goodness, too.

Like me, bad archer.

We had to use this modern equipment.

And what he liked to see American archers.

American bad archer.

Show them the area.

Be careful, it's very sharp.

Not that they do not be charged and not afraid.

It's so fake.

Like, there's really this is how this is an uncontacted tribe that's never seen a machine before.

There's really a fucking car right there.

A car is way more like crazy than whatever this stupid fucking bow is.

Yankypunk, thanks.

Shield.

Um

Has anyone been to North Sentinel Island yet?

Oh, there yes, people are there.

Uh there's buildings and trails.

Are they new?

Lord Miles has No, he hasn't, he hasn't been there.

He said he's gonna go there, he's never been there.

The Antarctic Yeah okay let's watch the Antarctica video.

'Cause that video has like a million views.

Imagine being

That you're not allowed to go to.

A continent that is larger than the United States and Mexico combined, where stepping foot there without permission can land you in prison, can get you a good ass whooping.

It's not a military base, it's not a government facility, it's an entire continent.

It's Antarctica.

And most people think it's just ice and penguins, empty, worthless.

Why?

But if that's true, why does it cost tens of thousands of dollars and months of permits to just visit there?

Why is it the only place on earth that is governed by an international treaty signed by 58 nations?

Me not being one of them.

Why are vast sections of it blurred out on Google Earth?

Why is that?

Alex Jones said he's going to commission an expedition there.

He says.

I would love to see that.

Something is not adding up here.

I stink.

I mean, I smell something that stinks.

For over a century, explorers could visit Antarctica freely.

Scientists mapped its coastlines, governments claimed territories, and even tourists just took expeditions there to explore.

Then, suddenly in 1959, everything changed.

The Antarctic Treaty locked down the entire continent under the most restrictive international agreement in human history.

They say it's to keep you safe, because you'll die if you go there.

But locking down the entire continent doesn't really make a lot of sense, man.

That's overkill.

That's bullshit.

All right, homie.

Harry the Rat says that's bullshit.

Whatever's down there, whether it be treasure, technology, or some kind of truth that we're not ready for, someone decided that the rest of us don't get to know.

We don't get to know.

I don't get to know.

I get to speculate and I get to talk about it and have a lot of fun talking about it, but you know, you just watch this video.

Anyways, buckle up.

We're prying open the coldest lockbox on Earth.

Antarctica.

First, let's start with mind-bending facts, okay?

We're gonna be talking about speculative conspiracies in the next chapter.

This one is facts that seem like speculative conspiracies.

In 1929, workers cleaning out an old Turkish palace made a bizarre discovery.

Hidden in the archives was a map drawn in 1514's brainrod world.

How the fuck is this brain rot?

This guy's like got a this is like a million views on you.

What?

Is this guy a flat earther?

Jesus Christ.

Isn't what he said?

I don't know.

His name is Umpavil.

Who is that?

It seems like he's like a mainstream YouTuber.

Reese, you've probably heard of him.

He's very famous.

It's not an obscure conspiracy document that's dated somewhere when it's not supposed to be.

We have the same shirt.

What the fuck?

He dated and all that.

It's real.

It's in a museum and it shows something impossible.

Okay, it shows the coast of Antarctica 300 years before anyone supposedly discovered it.

How in the is that possible?

It's literally the same.

What the hell?

What the hell?

Map doesn't just show that a southern continent exists, it shows the actual coastline of Antarctica accurate to within miles.

Well what's the big deal about that?

The coastline has been buried under ice for millions of years.

No one in 1513 should have known what it looked like or how to find out what it looked like.

Here he re noted on the map itself that he compiled it from ancient sources.

Some dating back to the 4th century BC, which is a long, long time ago.

I did not fucking hear about the ancient Greeks.

They didn't even know what

Australia was.

That's really confusing.

And in 1960, the U.S.

Air Force analyzed the map and confirmed that its geographical details match seismic surveys of the actual bedrock beneath Antarctica's ice sheet.

How did they know that?

I don't know.

I'm asking you.

Do you know?

Are you a science person?

Get on my comment section.

So think about what that means for all of us.

Someone thousands of years ago mapped Antarctica when it was covered in ice.

Someone with technology to survey an entire continent from above.

It seems like, at least.

Unless they had one of those balls from Water World and they got real deep down in the ocean and he was like, or whatever.

And then there was a squid.

Fortunately, it gets even more strange and bizarre.

The Orontaeus-Phineas map from 1531, not 1513, the Perry Reese map.

This is a completely different one.

It shows even more detail of the southern land recently discovered.

Rivers, mountain ranges, coastlines, a swastika?

Why did they put a swastika on that?

Seems odd.

We'll find out later in chapter two.

With some of these geographical markers matching the hidden topography beneath miles of ice that modern scientists only discovered with ground-penetrating radar in the 90s.

How?

Now, critics, there are critics of everything.

They say it's Australia.

What the fuck are you talking about?

It's a coincidental resemblance to a mythical continent that does not exist.

Orinthaeus.

Is this guy crazy or whatever?

Who is this guy?

If that is his real name, was just a goofy goober.

Which, that's possible, to be honest.

It kind of makes sense.

People were really good at making shit up.

But they do seem to be more like precise geographical surveys of landscapes that have been hidden than they.

Who is Umpa Ville?

Can someone tell me?

Do just made up nonsense like the Voynage manuscript or something like that.

Anyways, how about Lake Vostok?

There's more two and a half miles beneath the ice of Antarctica lies a lake the size of Ontario, which is a province in Canada.

This lake has been cut off from the surface world for over 15 million years.

I'm gonna start referring to us as surface dwellers in a surface world.

Lake Vostok, not speculative at all.

It's real.

Russian scientists spent 20 years drilling a hole to reach it.

They finally wrote through in 2012, and what they found was very enlightening from a science perspective and how we understand life on Earth.

The lake itself is pristine, untouched.

It's a perfect time capsule for an age when Antarctica was green and warm.

And that's not conspiracy.

It was at one point green and warm.

Like the holy relic.

Yeah!

The water samples that they collected from Lake Vostok contain bacteria that evolved in complete isolation and developed tribal mechanisms unlike anything else on Earth because there aren't many organisms that developed in complete isolation.

Okay, these organisms like pillow darkness under crushing pressure with no oxygen and somehow they thrived for millions of years.

How in the f is that even possible?

Poorly researched, what?

Scientist even when your room is 80 degrees, your bed can be 50.

Write it down and boycott him.

Write it down and boycott him.

That fits over your current mattress.

Scientists discovered at least 17 different species of microbes in the waters of Lake Vostok.

Some represent entirely new branches of the tree of life.

They feed on chemicals instead of sunlight.

They transform metals in ways we're still trying to understand, and they can survive.

Uh

Conditions that would instantly kill any surface.

What the hell?

And then people still believe in genes.

People believe in genes, and there's this sh there's fucking bullshit that eats rocks.

Surface life from us, weak surface dweller.

Gene tards actually think genes are real.

Now, this being what makes you eat a fucking rock, you retard.

Bing ding ding!

You can't get a drill bit that long.

Believe me, I've asked.

There could be entire ecosystems down there that evolves separately from everything we know on Earth in the surface world for surface developers.

Now, how about the blood falls?

These are real photos.

What the f is going on?

Oh, he's spoiling about these.

These are just blood waterfalls emerging.

Isn't some dead stranding?

From glaciers.

It's just a normal thing, guys.

In Antarctica's McMurdo dry.

I don't want to hear about the Egyptians being multi-I don't want to.

I don't care, man.

Did they have a PS5?

Valleys, which, if McMurdo rings a bell, you've probably seen the thing.

My favorite movie of all time, and my favorite example of Cosmic Horror.

In this dry valley, something bleeds from the ice.

The blood falls, as they're called, look like crimson waterfalls of blood.

They're pouring from a glacier called the Taylor Glacier, and the red liquid stains the white ice red.

And for over a century, nobody knew why.

They were just like, that's probably hell down there.

But it isn't hell.

It's somehow actually more strange than that.

It is ancient seawater that's been trapped beneath the glacier for five million years.

It's just leaking out of it and it's red.

And it isn't just old salt water.

It's got living things in it.

Now, the red color comes from iron oxide, but the iron oxide isn't occurring from the oxidation of iron in the normal process.

It's being produced by bacteria.

Those bacteria I mentioned that have strange interactions with metal.

They eat the metal.

They feed on the metal and then they produce iron oxide.

How?

Why?

What in the heck?

Oh, these little rascals have also been sealed in complete darkness for millions of years with no sunlight, no oxygen, and no connection to the surface world.

But and somehow they've just survived down there and created their own ecosystem where they can transform iron into sulfur compounds and use that for energy.

The process by which they're doing this, scientists are still trying to understand the geological model of the continent as well.

Published research shows that heat flux near the south of Antarctic geology.

This cave is not a natural formation.

The heat signatures don't match volcanic activity, radioactive decay, or any other known.

All right, guys, I'm literally so tired.

We're gonna wrap up the stream, everybody.

Wah!

We're wrapping up.

And uh I'll see you guys hopefully in IRL soon.

I'm so tired.

I'm going to pass out.

I still got to pack.

I got to do a lot of shit.

I got to go, guys.

I'll see y'all.

Thursday

Yeah, I'll live stream with logo and it'll be chill.

See ya.

See y'all Thursday.

Gonna do an IRL.

But I