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2023-12-02T06:20:03+00:00
Hello everybody Rosie here with a one minute solution to Stream Labs dropping your streamed and it's one of the most process priorities and things in audio recording format.
Automat times I went in.
Yeah, I'm gonna be real guys I'm I'm gonna I've been in a good mood I'm this whole stream I'm in a good mood and shit and it's like now that this has happened I know it's going to keep happening I don't know what to say I straight up don't know what to say you know I don't know what to say like straight up I don't know like yeah we're back now I don't know what to say like straight up I don't know like I yeah we're back now I don't know but this
shit keeps happening I don't know what I'm gonna do right I don't even know where I just
left off but it's like this shit kills my flow it kills my, it takes my viewers away, and I did contact
Kick Support, they didn't send me an email back, I'm going to contact them again, but, uh, and this only happens to me, I don't know if this is a Stream Labs issue. I don't know if this is just Stream
Labs doing this shit. Yeah, all I was going to say is I was going to say, Lebanese might be a nation,
because that Tala do it, I fuck with that dude you know that
tallib is a whole vibe you know that's a whole mood that's a whole mood I'm just
like that dude you know if I when I get older I'm gonna be just like that I got that same
outlook on life that he has. But I don't agree with his
geopolitical takes. I don't, this is not my internet. That's the thing, this is not my
internet. My internet is completely fine. This ain't my internet. That's the thing. This is not my internet. My internet is
completely fine. This ain't my internet guys. This is Stream Labs, OBS. Or this is, uh,
this is kick. I don't know which one. But it's like
Call Zerko right now. I mean I might have to man.
I might have to.
I might have to.
Check my encoder, I don't know what to say man. You know, like we just lost a hundred
reviewers for example, you know, and this shit is not fun. This shit ain't fun. Like I do this
shit and then it fucks up. know what I mean like damn you know
you know and this has never happened before I've been on kick for a year it's only been
happening recently why what the fuck that I do to deserve this?
You know, Zionists stream labs, I guess. I might just move over to OBS and see if that works. I don't know if this is stream labs doing this nonsense.
But, uh... Stream Labs doing this nonsense.
But, uh, yeah, this shit just happens randomly now, you know, Mossad bullshit.
Yeah, this straight up Mossad bullshit.
You faggot Mossad motherfuckuckers go kill yourselves in your faggot
Masad laboratory kill yourselves instead of fucking with my shit go to Gaza and go
fight Hamas you cowardly faggots instead of bothering me you fucking low life pieces of shit little rats sitting in your
fucking room fucking with my shit I'm an American bitch we will send a nuke to your
shitty country for you fucking with me an American citizen fucking with my stream.
Don't fuck with America, bitch. I will become the president and press the nuke button.
Because I was born here, bitch.
Damn. Straight up, Mossad fucking with my shit. Like what the fuck, who the
fuck else does this happen to? Nobody? Do I gotta update my graphics?
No, I say nothing like that.
You know, I don't, yeah, shit is bullshit.
The fuck. Anyway, so that's that kiss, that's the, that's what I'm saying about
to Charlotte, but I block, straight up, I block motherfockers. Anyway, I think this happens to Slicker too. You want to know why?
Because I follow Slicker on Kick and every fucking time, you know what I get? I get a new notification that he's live, like times in a row which tells me that he's
going through the same I'm gonna I'm gonna message slicker he's probably not up
is he what's what time is it in England I don't think he's up he's not up I'll message him when he's
awake and ask what the fuck is going on same with korantos so they be doing this
shit to all the a-raps they do in this shit to all they rats also please debate right wingers yol they're trying to all the A-raps. Also please debate right wingers.
Yo, they've been trying to attack Jackson non-stop.
It's coming from the
What up, Amila?
Yeah, we're gonna settle that beef.
They're straight up fucking with all the A-raves on kick.
Slicker Corrantos going through the same shit.
Mossad, get a fucking life.
Go get a fucking life.
Y'all don't fuck them IDF bitches you put on Tik-talk.
You just throw them out there like pieces of meat for Indian. them IDF bitches you put on Tik-Tok.
You just throw them out there like pieces of meat for Indian men to uggulat.
That's what y'all do, huh?
Oh yes, oh yes,
oh yes, for the support.
Anyway, I feel bad about that shit because I saw some shit on Twitter.
Some Indian dude, he was like, it was a post, it was like a, it was a post of what some guy on
Reddit was like, he was like, I hate being Indian.
Everyone makes fun of us and hates us and I'm I really hate being Indian.
Yo Koda what's up?
And then you know what my reaction to that was my reaction was like
You fucking Indians I'm just kidding but straight up like like, you know, listen, India needs to do better, okay? But the first part of
doing better is walking with your nuts hang and not giving a fuck what nobody thinks of you.
The reason Indians on the internet are cringe is because they care a lot about what other
countries think of them, especially the white ones.
Me, you think I care what anyone thinks of Arabs or Lebanese? I walk with my nuts hanging, bitch. I don't give a fuck what you think of me.
I don't care. I'll slap you in the face with my camels nuts bitch
don't give a fuck what you think of me
so you got to earn respect in this world don't be
be ashamed of who I am what the fuck is that man
be Indian and proud
or whatever ethnicity you I don't know if y'all want to do a balcony
and then you reunite under new terms. Sounds like it'd be a good idea, honestly.
But I don't know, you know, I'm not an expert, but to be proud of who you are you know and I make fun of Indians
y'all make fun that you can make fun of Arabs I'm not attacking Hinduism I don't
attack religion but I'm saying do it like we all make for we're all brown here we don't make fun of each other no problem
It's all chill. You know it's not even serious. We're all pretty much the same
You know like it you know kind of I don't know India the, it's kind of part of the same universe a little bit, right?
Anyway, see I don't make fun of Asians because I'm not, that's way too far from who I am, you know, only reason I make fun of Indians is because it's a little
close you know anyway I'm too scared to make fun of Asians being real you know I don't want no ninjas popping up in my shit and
throwing stars at me or getting killed by the samurai none you know I don't want
that smoke I don't want Bruce Lee to knock down my house and beat the shit out of me.
Smash my ribcages into a million pieces,
because I made fun of how he sound.
I'm not going to do that.
Anyway. Anyway, you know, that's the truth, okay.
Anyway, the thing I wanted to talk to you about is yes, the ceasefire has stopped by the
Zionist, we all know that.
No surprise to anyone.
Also, Venezuela might be invading Guyana. I want to make a statement. Maduro. Do whatever,
bra. Literally anything you want. And I support it. Like straight up, go invade Kalin, I don't give a fuck who you invade.
It's all yours.
It's literally all yours in my.
Maduro is the only one I respect.
The only leader I respect in the Americas. I'm low too a little bit and you know fine Cuba too but but
that's it just them three. Okay fine okay or Ortega Daniel Ortega too. All right, okay, evil Morales too,
all right?
Morale is too, and then I like them.
And Madur straight up,
if Madurra invades Gugana, I'm shifting gears to covering Venezuela and I will be the number one supporter of Venezuela.
I'm going to shot, I'm going to read up on the whole thing, I'm going to get educated about it, I will be full time, full support. Like I'm, it's going to be like
Indians are for Israel, I'll be like that for Venezuela. Full of support type of shit. I'll be covering it everything. So that's all I'm going to say. I unconditionally support any attempt by Venezuela
to annex not only Guyana, but literally any country in Latin America because I believe in the
Bolivarian vision and I believe these are colonial constructs a lot of these
countries are and especially on the north all French school yeah why is there French
France in Europe right so and you know what? You know what?
You know why this hits close to home?
Because it's my patriotic duty, bitch!
That's an American.
Madura is American.
He is an American patriot kicking out these redcoats in Gugana.
Yes, of course I support it motherfucker. The fuck? Are you stupid?
If you're an American and you're gonna cry, you're a bitch, you a bitch. That's our shit. We are Americans, that's our brothers, that's our mission to support them, you know? straight up. Like I'm an American by country by birth,
and I want to see Americans flourish and Venezuelans are Americans, okay?
Ones if my shit still works all right still works yeah and you know I want him to do it and if Lula gets involved
in trying to stop him
uh take Brazil too you know I don't give a fuck.
Take Brazil too.
No, I want, I want Maduro to take it.
I want him to get involved.
And because it's the perfect time to, because they're caught up in the time to because they're caught up in the
Middle East they're caught up in Ukraine and Maduro does this I will have
on wait I will if Maduro does this I'll buy a Venezuelan flag and put it in my room right
here I will put a Venezuelan flag and put it in my room right here.
I will put a Venezuelan flag right here in my room.
That's how much respect it will earn from me if he does that.
I will be a full-time Venezuela soldier and supporter.
Okay?
Not in real life, FBI.
But I'll be a full-time free speech,
exercise my free speech,
constitutional rights free speech,
supporter of Maduro in Venezuela.
I'll buy a Venezuelan flag, put it in my room. Okay?
Um, fuck, the government of Guiana, Guiana, I don't know how to say it. I ain't
know how to say it. Don't kill me, don't crucify me. I'm a foreigner from the Middle East I don't know anything
listen French Guyana or not French Guyana the other Guyana the one that's closer
shares the border of Venezuela towards the left you know my left not yours or I don't know because this kind of does
this go right yeah I don't I don't know I'm confused this is this is my left
I think that's your right. Anyway, Guiana Blackpack what's up.
Madero keeping the spirit of the moon
doctor's life. Okay if you guys don't know what's going on I'll explain it to you. I'm kind of just dicking around right now. I don't.
So Guiana, I can't say the word, I don't know how to pronounce it, gay,
I'm not. So I think, I don't know the whole history so I'm going to pull a destiny just talk out of my
ass but I might be right I don't know I think it was it used to be a French colony
but the British also had it and had an interest there before as well.
So the British pressured the French to give them independence, but it was actually part of Venezuela.
So it was actually Venezuelan territory
that was colonized by the French.
The British took over the country
by making the French get making independent.
And the British took it over like in a neo-colonial way
You know bribing the whole government whatever setting it all up. I think that's what happened
But what I know so there's a border dispute basically
Venezuela claims 75% of Guyana.
And I'm going to do a rundown of what I remember.
It's been a little while since I.
They had a bilateral agreement in the 20th century, somewhere in the 20th century,
mid-20th century, they had a bilateral agreement where a Gueyana conceded to the rights Venezuela said they had claimed to.
But then international law came and said in the 90s, I think,
I don't know, and said that, oh no, actually it's their territory,
just like what they do with China and the South China Sea like China will make bilateral agreements with the Philippines and then
decades later the Philippines will run to their national courts and try to say
that it's not fair something like that. Anyway it belongs to Venezuela just like how Ukraine belongs to Russia
just like how uh
Israel belongs to Palestine
it's the same shit
just like how Azerbaijan belongs to Iran and we're not getting there yet, but you get the idea, right? Just like Taiwan belongs to China. Same shit, okay? Anyway, it's one of those fake gay countries like Taiwan that only exist to prevent
regional superpowers from forming.
So it's like Israel.
Funny thing about Guyana or whatever is they used to have a Marxist-Leninist party in power
but then when they had to kiss Anglo-American ass they rebranded to Democratic socialists
so yeah fuck them. Another thing is that the fucking
Greek support them. They used to be part of the I'm C. The ruling party in Guiana used to be part of the I M. C. The ruling party in Guyana used to be part of the I M C. W.P. Is that what's called?
I am W. C. P. I don't know what's fucking called. The International Meeting of Workers and Communist Party is organized by the Greek K-K-K-K-E.
They used to be part of it. They have close ties to the Greeks.
Gross. The Greek Communist Party, the gay-K-K-K-K-E. I'm not here to insult Greeks, all right, but the K-K-E sucks, and that's a fact.
Greeks, get your shit together. So the gay reek party, I'm not saying all Greeks are gay, I'm saying the K-K-K-E gay reek, okay?
They are probably gonna stick their neck out for Guyana.
And the Communist Party of Venezuela has actually spoken against the government. I mean crush them Maduro crush them
crush the traders go fully Iran just like Iran did with the Tudor party
crush them what up Venezuelan Giana used to be a Dutch colony who then took Venezuelan territory Crusher What up? Venezuela, Patriot, just in time.
So I pulled the death scene and I fucked the whole thing up.
It was the Dutch, okay?
I wasn't the French.
I don't know where I got French from.
But I didn't say I knew.
I was off the top of my head.
And I haven't, I haven't researched there or anything. It's just like vague knowledge I had from like you know a year ago or two years ago I don't know anyway
What was I gonna say I'm gonna research it? I'm to research it. I need to research it. I'm going to research it when I have spare time to.
But I'm not because I'm busy preoccupied with cooking, you know?
But what I'm trying to say is, what I'm trying to say is, yes, I fully support them. Oh yeah, recently, here's why this is a become a recent thing.
How do I say. Gaiana.
Guaiana.
Guaiana just sold out completely to ExxonMobil and all these US oil companies
basically gave them the whole rights to rape the whole country of its
oil
The government's bought out the parliaments bought out the ruling parties brought out, the president's bought
out.
Basically all the oil companies came, they threw fucking money at these people and in return they
sold out the rights to their own resources because the government's corrupt and Venezuela's not having it because
Goyana is like making these fucking oil companies rich as fuck right now.
American oil companies and that's Venezuelan land. So who would tolerate that? Not me. So Guayana.
Guyana. Guyana. Okay, Guyana. Got it, Guyana. That's why. The Guyana, they're like, they found all this
oil and they're making a shit ton of money off of it for foreigners on Venezuelan land. Yeah, that can't, that's not gonna run.
And you know what, who's gonna stop Maduro?
Is the US gonna go to war in the Middle East?
And Latin America, and Ukraine, and Taiwan? H........ipolarity is fucking beautiful.
You can't fight everybody at once.
China, Taiwan now.
Russia, step it up. Madurouro, let's go, Iran, that's your cue.
Turkey you can join too, maybe.
Go in now, they can't fight you all at once.
Can't fight you all at once. Can't fight you all at once.
So that's what's going on.
That's the situation.
That's the update. Now, give me a sec. Now, so there was some funny shit,
some retard, got like a 2,000 thousand life something saying Jackson was a
l'erush asset I was gonna cover it and laugh at it but I can't find it
but yeah they're just I don't know what to say I mean they're they're like, he's a laryre, he mentioned Daria Dugina because, because of La Rooshe. And it's like, but the Schiller people, who's only La Roos people we know, don't like Dugan. I mean, maybe not, maybe I don't think they praise the death of Daria, but they don't like Dugan. I mean maybe not maybe I don't think they praise the death of
Daria but they don't like him philosophically they don't agree with him on
anything and I've talked to them in person they don't agree. So it's like
stupid like Dugan is connected to LaRush now too it's like stupid like Dugan it is connected to La Roos now too. It's fucking retarded
They're like he's he's a La Rousie because yeah, I mean it's he's not a La Rousie
I mean he cited the La Roosie book I mean yeah he did that in his
individual capacity doesn't mean he's part of an intelligence network it means he
thinks that whatever he thinks there's something that guy said that was true or worth
repeating I guess but it like it don't mean it's like some secret it don't mean it's like some
institutional connection or some shit it It just, like, anyone can entertain any ideas they want to.
It doesn't mean you're part of some organized group
with an agenda and you're not being honest about your goals.
That's fucking retarded.
And yeah, we did go to the Schiller conference to speak.
Holy shit, people have lost their mind over that.
It's actually crazy.
And it's like funny because you're overlooking these Schiller people go around the
fucking world and talk to everybody.
They talk to the Russians, they talk to the Chinese, they talk to the Iranians, and nobody
loses their mind but we go and speak and now we are, it's all a conspiracy.
Get the fuck out of here, you retarded faggot. And it's a lie too and they know it's a conspiracy. Get the fuck out of here. You retarded faggot
And it's a lie too and they know it's a lie, but whatever we're not gonna talk about it.
They know it's a lie though. They know it's not true.
Oh, it's a C. It's CIA La Rooskin. But they know it's not true and they say it anyway because it's persuasive
To a negative 60 IQ literal short bus retarder. You know what? Retards? I'm gonna block y'all
I don't give a fuck what you have to say anymore you want to
debate me about it I will embarrass the fuck out of you come in my VC bring the
evidence you have against me or Jackson that were the ruse assets I will make you
kill yourself by the end of the debate by humiliating the fuck out of you for being a retard saying shit with so much
so much
intentionality and righteousness and being fucking wrong.
But you're not gonna do that so'm going to block your bitch ass retard.
You know? Anyway, that's some shit I wanted to talk about.
It's fucking stupid.
But, uh...
Let's call Zerca. What's he up to?
Hey, yo! Yo!
Yo!
What the fuck is up?
Yo, Oz, let me add this guy to the call.
Hold on.
Who?
Did it, you didn't watch this?
I've done a v-I've never done.
This guy's so good looking, I did fucking a sin to him,
bro, I violated some chat.
All right, what's going on yo yo he's like actually
oh yeah I'm a cam up give me a said I was just telling me a child zircle like
do everything he actually does.
Another thing I took 400 of your chatters from you by adding value.
You're done, you're bankrupt.
Yeah, no.
But we'll see.
No, dude, I've been streaming for like how how long you've been like doing the streaming in this industry?
Like two years banned, but four years total.
Okay, yeah, so I've been on kick for four months.
I did twitch for a little bit.
Bro, me and you did something, you don't remember. I posted a Tik-talkoc it got like 300 K views but it was me you
K-Bot and Mike and it was like some shit for it was like a competing thing and you guys
were like wingmanning I'll send you to clip on Twitter or something you know why
you could be a weapon you have the tone of voice of like like bro. Chads have gay voices you have a good tone of voice I'm not being gay the one thing I don't like from you I'm not gonna lie dude you I'm the Christian you're the Muslim but when you talk you sound like the Christian and I sound like the Muslim
which means I have the higher authority masculine I'm more conservative and you you need to be way
more like you're my bitch you don't go out to the bar you need to be a lot more
when you're this good looking you can get away with saying you can get away with her
never going to the bar I'm telling you bro this playful energy she's gonna go to the
bar she so is it my tonal voice or the way I'm saying it
You're a hero and they want a villain you gotta be darker mean her when she said I'm tired
You should have been like then get a red bull bitch. That's what you should have said
You let her say I'm tired that's that's gonna scar you and for four months you're gonna do even worse with other girls
Never let them have that if she says I'm tired be like tired you don't even work you broke fuck
Never let her do that. That's the biggest
shit testimony girls when she said I'm tired. She said I'm bored and I'm better than you
Never let her do that.
I'm sorry. What's up man? What's your name has?
Yo, Oz is a great example. He's from my community he may, but he's genuine, authentic, has his own thing going, completely different from me. He's not a clone like the cringe people in discord. But yo, this guy, Wake Wilder, I don't want to say other names on to which the best looking million follower streamers.
He cooked all of them.
He took every piece from my disk.
He took bitches from me because I couldn't text them.
I was being fucking weird.
He's all he was. All he did on my podcast is he was more conservative than
Serka so the girls I'm telling you brought he played it more Muslim more dark
more I'll cut your head off if you cheat on me and he took every I've never you think this guy's a model he robbed wake while way way way
He cooked everyone and he looks like a fucking ape hold up first of all you ain't never heard who I was
I don't, you are real.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
If you don't know who I am, first sign you are in the abyss of the unconscious,
you have not awakened to true masculinity because I'm the
motherfucker behind the shadows my two best friends Jackson Hinkle and
Zirka look at them on at the top I'm in the shadows I engineer this shit just
by knowing who I am being friends with me good luck comes your way second of all
you saying you Muslim I am Muslim where's your beard
That's just that's just bad orange ere at that point. I'm not gonna lie it just doesn't come in
No bro.
No bro okay I was I was thinking what are you what are you like no no no
you're supposed to say where's your jawline where the fuck is that shit
never don't let these streamers son you bro. Don't do that.
Who's sonning me?
Yeah, I'll tell you this.
Haz, I've never told how's this. Oh no, I did.
Haz is the only dude that I was the most red pill toxic dude, and people like, you'll'll wind it back wind it back when I saw
his he had the worst game on earth with women but because he was pushing more red than me
these girls were fighting over him tears on offline calls and these are girls that I
thought were hot and I don't think many girls are hot there's the first lesson I
learned that masculinity trumps looks and everything like the authority
position is the father that they want to be taking care of.
Yeah, but how do you do the authority position without something like just a fucking a dickhead?
Like if I go, yo, my jawlands, I sound like a cocky.
Back in the day in Kazakhstan, they just kidnap them.
You don't play no games. The hell...
Yo, you're Kazakhstanian?
Yeah. No, you're about that shit.
It's like a Khabib clone. Oh, hell no.
Let me bring Ray-Kdanh.
Is that a girl?
Yeah.
All right, all right.
Wait, do you know her?
If you don't, we should try and I feel like I learned a lot about what
I do know her. I know her.
Chat.
Message her because I don't have my phone on.
Tell her to type in chat if she wants to add to the call.
You know, Haas, are you, are you, are you, you have a girlfriend, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I still, why are you ruining the content?
I mean, she not, she okay with the content. You know
I has here I sometimes think you're actually evil because I was in a
I was once in a hotel and Jill was like threatening to kill herself and shit
and I was talking to you I'm like well I don't know what to do, bro, she got a knife to throw on a shit, and you were like this, go more red pill.
That's just cool. And I swear to God, I call my therapist brother, and he's like,
you're at your mind. Who the fuck are you chilling? Right? And then I'm like, well, it's a woman, they won't do it, right? And in my head, I was like, you're the word. I didn't talk to you for
four months because I thought you were too hardcore.
Now, that would have been the good, what did I say?
He's a price. I probably said something. You're the only person who told me to like accelerate with you know she had a problem
with zerka being no I if she had a knife I would have said take the knife away
straight up just take the take away not right no we're no. We're in different states, but on
Face Time shoes. Oh, yeah, and so I face on you. I don't remember that shit. If it was a knife,
I don't, I don't know. No, I face time you and I was like that you gave the worst advice
because if there's a 1% chance someone kills themselves.
I didn't remember that shit.
I straight up don't remember that shit.
Yeah, you do because we had a five hour phone call.
I know I remember talking in the summer of that.
Fix your faggot mic, bro, what the fuck mic What's wrong with my mic?
She is so loud.
Let me get that girl.
Alright I'm gonna do a quick little Coke break once I'll be back.
What the fuck everybody does Coke.
I'm the only I'm only straight edge sober person that I know.
I see I don't use cocaine.
I use the stimulus and power
of my motivation to the cause that I have.
All right, anyway, back to what we're talking about.
Before we call... Anyway, back to what we're talking about before we called Zerka, you know. There's a there's a crisis of young people eating as everybody has to stop.
It's destroying society is leading to the destruction of morals of families and it's leading to World War 4.
Yo! Sign!
What's going on?
And straight up, I'm going to use this opportunity to say,
Venezuela going to take Guy Guyana take that shit
Fuck Israel Russia let's go take Ukraine China take Taiwan
Venezuela take Guyana. Let's do it
Multipolarity in action
You're what you're? Gueana let's do it. Multipolar in action.
You're what you're with Palestine right?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Okay, that's what we're talking.
Where you Egyptian?
I'm Egyptian bro, I want to know more about you very seem like intriguing.
Are you in Egypt right now? Nah I'm in Florida.
Miami. Because I'm gonna say you got tell CC to go in man.
Dude we're thinking about fucking helping him out low-key like we actually might go to war with him
we're neighbors with Israel. Who you gonna fuck shit up? We're gonna help Palestine go to
war with Israel. You gotta do it you gotta do it. Egypt's taking the hell if they don't do it everyone's
taking the hell. Everybody's gotta do it.
Are you a shrimmer too?
Yeah.
Yeah.
How long have you been doing it?
A few weeks.
Let's go.
Kick?
Yeah.
Outta boy.
I started on Omego. Yeah, that's what I started on Omegal.
Yeah, that's what I do to home me. It's fuck with people.
All right, where's this girl?
Damn, that's thirst.
You're going to detect the thirst. Check the first
first
yeah I don't know. I don't know man I feel like I'm asking Zirker for advice and shit but like I don't I don't get nervous around girls but I think my issue is the closing right I feel like that's the hardest part and that's the part I struggle with closing finishing it bro I'm a good intro mid but but aren't you busy don't you got
shit to attend to the closing comes naturally when you got places to be
mmm that's actually not such good advice.
Straight up.
You're not, you know.
And if you ain't got places to be, you're not gonna,
it ain't gonna work out, it's just saying.
I mean, not really, bro, I'm just a college student.
You know what I mean?
I'm tell you college student. You know what I mean? I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you this.
Rayna, welcome to the show.
So why can I see you?
Babe, do a horizontal.
What?
Do your phone horizontal, please. Sorry.
I'll walk cover up what the fuck is this shit going on.
Oh, wait, I don't think I can't.
Oh, yeah, you can put us on the monitor.
Rayna, who are you?
Introduce yourself to all the boys here that are excited to meet you.
What?
Raina, Cosmo.
And why aren't you covered up?
And why aren't you covered up?
Hello, right now. I don't know if it's my Wi-Fi.
What the fuck?
Can you hear us?
Yeah, I can hear you.
Okay, well, welcome to the show right now.
We have two special guests here who are going to battle for your heart.
Yeah, no, I didn't say I'm doing that.
First of all, I ain't doing that.
Okay, well, I'm battling for nobody's heart what the fuck. No, he's so red pill he knows what he's doing.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
what you're doing.
We're gonna take inventory.
We're gonna take inventory.
Vladimir Putin, good or bad.
She's Margot, she's with us.
Rader, what is this guy?
Hold on, let her respond.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Hold up.
Israel or Palestine.
You're scared, you're scared the hose. What?
They need to be scared and...
President, there what the politics is.
What the fuck?
Rana, what's your ethnicity?
Listen, listen, listen.
Listen, everybody here is equal.
We don't participate in none of that
and we're gonna have a political lecture right now.
Go ahead.
Young woman, lead away, lead us, give us your political insights.
We're all listening.
Me?
Yeah, you're crazy.
Do you think I'm going to get into politics on here?
Listen, Rayna, you said, you speak Spanish or you bilingual?
Yeah, I speak Spanish.
Okay, yeah, so I speak English and Arabic, but I know a little bit of Spanish because I'm from Miami.
Hold on, let me see what I could do here. Wait, you're from Miami, if Zirca's muting, I'm muting, I'm from Miami. Hold on let me see what I could do here. If Zirk is muting I'm muting I ain't doing none of that I ain't doing this gay
ass shit where I'm on these through the who the fuck are these people first of all I ain't no peasant I'm not gonna be chilling with the peasants the fuck I'm haz al-Din I'm not going to be chilling with the peasants the fuck I'm how's I'll be and I'm a goddamn warlord I'm chilling with these peasants
The hell's this shit going on
But you know straight up let me tell you all right. All right. All right guys listen up. I didn't sign up for this I didn't sign up for this I didn't sign up for this and
Fix my mic. What's wrong with my mic? Oh
You might have a point.
Input needs to be the... yes. Wait, this is the same one, right? I'm not doing this cringe shit, man. I'm taking, I'm straight up taking. I'm not going to be risen, random
bitches, but, you know, I'll provide content, but, you know, on a slippery slope I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I'm not gonna lie I'm on a slippery slope
and I don't want to fall and break my head and crack my head open and you know I'm saying I want a slippery slope and you know straight up we do it for the cause okay but why I'm the only one muted? I don't understand.
Why is Zirka muted?
He brought me here to chill with this random dude in Florida
and this Kim Kardashian from wish.com the fuck
This is fucking this is that this is a
See how me tell you guys some this ain't Kim from wish this is is Kim from that Tik-Toc scam where they're like,
Yo, download this Chinese app! You can get a free PS5!
She's, that's the Kim from whatever that shit is called. You know what that, you know what I'm talking about?
What is that shit called?
Not Alibaba, it's that. Tamu, this is Kim from Tamu, all right?
But anyway, we're gonna go back to, uh, back to what we've been talking about.
Hold on.
Yeah, sure, it's great, exactly.
But, um... Have I been muted this whole time?
What?? whole time. I've been muted this whole time.
Oh look.
I just poured my heart out my whole life story everything.
You're all. The fuck.
Y'all really had me muted that whole time. And I was such an intimate moment from me.
I was talking about all...
Listen, listen, I'm not...
Rayna, Rayna.
The fact you look at me as a baby is, you know, no, I can't take that.
Listen, if me or you were to actually hang out in person, I could assure you, that's not a logical scenario that would happen in your head, right?
You live in Miami.
I live in Miami.
I know you and Zirk are you know what are you guys
where your siblings and I bet you still fuck
nothing so wait what did you did you say that me and Zirka used to fuck?
Not used to, I think you guys still do.
If I had a guess.
What?
Right, why are you lying? I'm done being the nice guy bra you got some beta male energy because you try to
take this do sloppy seconds what the hell's that
wrong seconds you try to get zerka slough better have some self-expest.
We ain't doing all that shit here.
You know what I mean?
Somebody hits it, we ain't go near that, all right?
Straight up.
So what, you only go for like little virgin girls, like what are you trying to say if someone's hit it you can't go
after it's weird.
NRCA hits it I ain't go near it.
Well it means they're gonna honor that's like you marking the territory you know
you know let me just put that's a code of honor you know that's yeah
bra you love this whole thing was something you feel
listen I don't know this dude's name is Riot let me tell you some riot you've been set up to
fail because you are in the you. You are so cute Rayna.
Your lighting is so pink if you look like a Barbie.
All right, go, boss, where are you saying?
You are in the room.
All right, you got Zirka, somebody who already hit it
and she sees you, she knows that you know he hit it, and she knows that you know that you are still trying to hit it even though
She knows that you know that he hit it. So you straight up and not hitting anything
The most I'm not hitting anything in the most respectful way possible Rayna.
What the hell respect?
She's a very beautiful girl right but I mean you know you have that only
fans resume no hate but that's something something I you know like come on no no
no you don't say the B word it's a turn off never call a woman beautiful. You say you actually you're really pretty say pretty don't say beautiful. They don't respond to beautiful. What do you fuck? What's the difference? What's the difference is huge dude, you have to say pretty. You have to.
You have beautiful is exactly what her symptomator says.
My shit too low?
You all hear me?
Yo, sir, is my shit too low?
What's going on?
I mean, you are, you are 5-6.
I'm kidding.
Let me turn you up.
I'm 5-3 mother-fucker and I'm six feet wide. Yeah, I come running at you. I will knock down to you and your whole extended family
Dude, I'm just a bull bulldo's charge don't fuck with me motherfucker
Rayna did you get harder or do I have good co? All right, no, good.
Let's see you guys win her soul.
I mean, what's, hey, nothing like you're saying how can I win something that don't
is what you mean how do I miss I'm a win that from the devil I'm a win that from Satan
how am I gonna win that that Are you setting me up to lose?
What the fuck?
Anyway, what's it, Riot, go ahead.
You know, I don't know.
Right, like, it's just like this internet is is cool and all but if we're in person
There's not I don't think you're gonna look at me as a baby
The leg down get the leg down it's not good I mean I'm in my house. I'm relaxed. You can like down. Right.
Like so don't do that leg. Right up. You don't like that leg shit.
Listen, let me ask you a question. What is your biggest red flag in a guy?
A guy, if he has an Instagram account, red flag?
Really?
Yeah.
Like what are you doing, bro?
You're grown-ass man.
What are you doing with an app that only you post selfies in?
Yeah, they're all fucking work. What about a guy who got banned off Instagram?
All right, sorry, sorry, let me keep going, keep going Chad.
Wait, wait, continue talking about the red flags and... Sorry, keep going, keep going, Chad. Chad. Chad.
Wait, wait, continue talking about the red flags and stuff and all that.
The red flags.
Yeah, if a guy has an Instagram,
if he has a Snapchat,
um... If he has a Snapchat,
on, especially on the Instagram if he has pictures of like jets and shit,
for sure, no.
He's a certified fuck boy and he's a fucking clown and he's a fake phony motherfucker
So yeah no jet pictures. It's like crunchy when guys do it like when girls do it. It's cute, but when guys do it
It's just like you're not your job.
Okay, so you like when a guy has money, but it doesn't flex it
Yeah, so essentially nigo. Okay, that's hot when Okay. Have you heard of the high elves?
The high owls?
What?
Oh, Raina, I have this I have this friend.
I take it out but like he's a high Al.
Okay good.
So Rayna listen, listen.
I had this 24 year old friend he's six to
he lives in Miami he's Egyptian and he's a swimmer he's a swimmer
He wants swimmer what's your opinion on that guy?
So far just off of what I just told you
What I just told you I was saying he 24, he's Egyptian. And he's a swimmer? Yeah, he's six.
He's a small swimmer.
Like, that's a tall swimmer. Cool. Like, what do you mean? What I think about him?
I know nothing about the guy.
I just try to compare someone, which is me, but I'm just not at that stage.
I'm 24.
I'm still talking the fact that you, you know, you wouldn't go for someone that's younger even though they could probably
shit on someone that's way older.
No, so there's just a I don't know how to explain it it's like I guess materialistic and also in a sense like mental
stimulation that like young guys just don't do it for me it's crazy but like they
just don't I've always or maybe at my daddy issues or something.
No, it's not.
It's not bad.
I'm so, I'm an old guy, right, Rayna, like I'm the oldest guy.
I'm, I'm, I'm so constipated.
I'm an old man.
But Rayna responds to older because it means they're done their fuck boy shit
They're she don't want no fuck boy right
And do you think that this swimmer who is comforting his arms right now is a
body angle.
Yeah, do you think this guy is a F boy?
Um, I don't know. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. I I mean it's hard to tell just like looking at
him like I need I need a little background and Rayna if I was to kiss your neck
would you be like oh he's gonna bite and suck blood or would you be like, oh, he's going to bite and suck blood?
Or would you be like, oh, John's just being weird?
What would you think?
Would you be afraid or would you be like, dude, this guy wants to kiss my neck?
What a weirdo?
Or would you be like, if you hit my neck or would you?
Listen, if I kissed your neck, would you flinch like, would you flinch like oh he's going to bite and suck blood?
Or would you flinch? You know when you come close to me I flinch. Like you don't even need to touch me, I fucking flinch. Like you know there.
Yeah, the only, it's very rare you don't flinch. The only time you know the only time you're brave and the only time you're brave and you don't flinch is when we're not on camera.
No. That's all you you right now?
I'm 5.30.
That's probably why.
Yeah.
That's probably why what?
No, Rayna checks this up.
She don't look 5-3.
She looks really tall, but not in it like slender ways. Like, Rayna, is up. She don't look five three. She looks really tall but not in it like slender ways like
Rayna stand up. She looks so tall.
No, I can't stand up. No, this bitch is ripped. She's got a six-back and shit. It's crazy.
Oh gross what the fuck. So, no, no, no, no, no, in it not in it not in it not in it not in or not in the fitness girl kind
She has like a different six pack. It's kind of like she looks kind of like a
Like a dancer kind of it's feminine trust me like her stomach I'd eat
I'd eat I know I know I know I would each year you was out of your belly button is so
soft and nice but I'm telling you this the problem with Rayna is she's too into the gym like let's be honest
Rayna it's unhealthy how much you stare at the mirror it's so unhealthy for you right
Now it's healthy for me that's why I got a bunch of mirrors in my room for you.
I literally have so many mirrors. Yeah, no I got some in the ceiling for us.
I'm kidding. All right, you talk to the chat.
You're crazy.
Wait what?
I haven't even been reading chat this whole time.
So, wait, you know, you know, you tell me your red flags, what are your green flags? We should do eliminations.
We need, we need to, you know, it's kind of old, we need to like diversify the cast.
Just a little bit, you know.
I don't know.
Um, if he has a LinkedIn account, that's his only social media.
That means he's like smart. I don't think. I like LinkedIn. What's a green flag?
I don't know. I don't know. I don't want to say my own, my first question.
Okay.
The shot's gonna come for me.
Right, do you have any questions for me or has here?
Uh, yeah, are you, are you guys Erkhas friends? Or do you just pick you guys to come on here randomly?
Yeah, it's like a, it was like a fan thing. We're both just like random people.
I was just like. I was mad.
No, yeah, no, I don't really know Zirka.
We just met today.
He's kind of like helping me out here.
Oh, cool.
All right, bro, I'm not gonna fuck, I can't do this, but I gotta be myself, but I can't do your script
circle. Oh my life, I fucking can't, bro. This shit is so hard. How do you guys do this serious bullshit,
bro? I'm like panicking. Like I'm thinking too hard, bro? All right, right, right. Watch me, right? Rayna, Rayna, can you see me right now?
Yeah.
Okay, listen closely.
I'm only saying this once.
Give me pussy or I'm taking it.
The fuck is wrong with you, bro. Give me pussy or I'm taking it.
The fuck is wrong with you.
That's what?
So yeah, who goes on me type of thing, huh, Zerka. Oh, what the fuck is that?
Right.
All right, yeah, I'm not going to lie, listen, I'm a fucking like 20-year-old college student.
I pretty much got nothing going for me.
I bring literally zero value, you would have to be a
fucking retard to do anything with me I would probably cheat on you.
Pause it. Don't be self denigrating yourself bit just don't like that
continue. I don't care but I don't like okay in the most respectful way possible.
I could give a fuck with like a girl.
With the guy in the bottom.
He needs to be real.
Girls like, well, no, no,
don't listen to what she says she ain't telling the truth.
Don't be self-degrating yourself.
You got to sell yourself as much as you can. But then also fake it till you make it. I'm big on that.
Right. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, at the end of the day. Yeah, like your kids.
Don't come.
Don't ever approach your girl.
My only advice if you don't ever approach your girl and like fake
like a certain type of lifestyle to try to impress her when you don't really have it.
No, that's exactly what you got to do.
If you're broke as fuck, you have to be the most rich motherfucker on earth.
You've got to be taking your friend's cars.
You got to be taking a dealer car for a test drive, taking IG picture picture say it's yours you got a lie lie lie and
dumb bitches like this will believe it 1,000%
I mean brook girls don't fuck with material shit maybe new girls maybe younger girls but I like I don't even want to out myself in front of the
chat, but I guess I am but like I
Rana what did you won't you won't even get a reply for me
Just because I see a fucking stupid ass Lamborghiniini pick or a jet-private jet pick like,
no, this shit's not going to fly with me anymore.
Yeah.
Like, just for the pros.
You should still lie anyway.
You just lie about it.
Like my girlfriend, we're not.
Yeah, yap, yep, yep, yep.
Yo, which one is physically better, Haas or my boy here?
Cry it.
So it's physically better, who's smaller?
Me?
How's are you guys?
5. 2.
Got me be bro,
No, I'm 6 1.
6 2 issues.
Doesn't matter where the same height is setting down so it doesn't really matter.
I'll go with the taller one.
That's it. Just high, huh?
I know I'm so basic.
I'm just like a guy.
What do you think guys like go for?
You think guys just gonna be the tits?
Yeah.
I mean, no, definitely it's a combination of tits and ass.
And face, face is the most important for me.
And the guys that I talk to my guy friend,
they gotta be real.
All right, fuck this shit.
Whose face are you sitting on me or hases?
You know, what?
What?
I thought we were talking about girls.
No, no, fuck that shit.
Whose face are you sitting on me or has?
What the fuck, bro?? You you fumbled this hard I'm
I'm probably but there's no fumbling
There's no fumbling there's like there's nothing bad
There's no game there's no football
It in the ball you fucking it up man what the fuck just let her I answer the question but I'm confused
whose face are you sitting on it's not a very hard question
shitting on what the fuck fucks man the bro. I can't hear you.
That's definitely not mine.
That's what I was hearing the whole line.
He's a freak!
Gosh, he's a freak!
That's why he likes her.
Yes. No, sitting, sitting, sitting.
Choose the tall one. Choose the taller one for that shit.
I mean, yeah, I mean, it would depend what she ate.
I'm kidding.
Now, Rayna, what is your, what is your... it would depend what she ate. I'm kidding.
Rayna, what is your, what is your favorite?
I'm so hungry right now.
I don't know what to order.
No, don't eat.
Don't eat.
You're getting fat as fuck.
I smoke, could I smoke with you guys?
Yeah, dude, what do you have?
No, that no for sure be so sowed out of them.
No, hey, we're gonna be here a while get some red wine and
yo guys, I want to say you three.
Wait, but this one's such a
You're interrupting. Huh? three. Wait, but this was such a circle.
Are you interrupting?
Huh?
You didn't even tell me like I would have like face timed you from my other phone.
Why?
What's the difference?
That I'm using my main phone right now.
Okay, do you want to switch?
I would like to switch yes.
Okay, I give you permission go quickly.
Let's go.
How do I switch?
If I want to put you on this one.
You don't have this one?
I need discord, right? You're figuring it out,
babe. Get through the labyrinth, the maze, and figure this out. You're going to need the same
app, the same everything and the same call, right? If it's an abuse... Never abuse never mind geez you are so high
maintenance you want a third phone should I just buy you a third phone hey
reina if I bought you I want to give you a phone can I give you a phone all right just keep that
shit on vibrate why do you have five phones why do you have five phones what are you an
Indian scammer an Indian scammer?
An Indian scam?
Somebody in the chat goes,
please ris this Miami goblin.
His circus is like,
he is like, yo, look at this uru kai from Lord of the Rings.
Riz this.
Oh God.
What the fuck?
I said 7-Eleven.
Okay, okay.
So answer, do I look more 7-Eleven or 9-Eleven you read?
I don't understand that question.
Elaborate. Do I look like a I look more like has or do I look more like
like a like a how do I say this without sounding fucking racist bro I being around
zerkas making me want to be racist.
Nah, you don't look bad.
Hey, I'm not going to lie, dude.
I'm not going to lie.
Racism slurs is the number one thing that turns women on.
When I first met Rayna, I whispered in her ear, yo, why are you being a fucking faggot?
And she laughed for an hour.
She wouldn't leave me alone.
Women need toxic.
Just call her the F-slur, bro.
You'll do better.
You're being too nice to her.
This is a dragon.
Don't be a nice third her. This is a dragon. Don't be nice to she'll believe she'll take every dollar you have
Divorce you and the kids bro. Don't if they look like that that's a dragon bro. You can't fucking be nice to a dragon right you have to just grab her by the throat and say
You really think you really think this is a game and Right? You have to just grab her by the throat and say,
you really think, you really think this is a game, and then she'll respond, right? Like when you're, you'll know, here's how I knew when Ray now liked me when she did this.
That, because that's how hard I was gripping your throat.
It's a joke joke joke joke.
joke.
Let me walk that back.
Guys you are watching the dating podcast.
Right now we have Riot L-O-L versus Haas.
No, we don't have that.
What are you talking about?
How I'm a judge too.
Two judges. Judge Serka, Judge Haas, and we're giving this young man advice on
how to give this goblin from Miami.
This is... Hoss is doing Redville game where he insults her to win her over.
But you know, Haas, you know why?
You know why?
You know why you can't run red pill on her?
Because in her head...
I'm not doing red pill.
I'm not doing red pill. I'm not doing green pill. I'm not doing red pill I'm not doing red pill I'm not doing green pill I'm not doing
purple pill I'm doing no I'm taking no motherfucker no dude if a girl looks like
that you have to go red blue red blue red blue you're doing red red red red red but she's
thinking she's harder than you she thinks she's's better. You know what because I saw working because because I choose the chat I don't choose the woman
And dude I would say go hot cold like me. I know so hard. She's going chill chill chill chill how am I doing with three ten
Brough Brough Brough Brough Brough You're getting no he's getting better she's smiling. She's going on. Chill, chill, chill. How am I doing with three 10 bro? You're getting.
No, he's getting better.
She's smiling.
She's enjoying her time.
She's rolling up with joint.
I can't.
I can't use your script though, like, not script, but you know what I'm saying?
Like, it doesn't work.
For you guys, it works, but I'll tell you this it when you started sounding like
Zerka talk about 9-11 7-11 that's the first time she was like way closer to you
so it was working and then all she said was what do you mean 7-Eleven or and she's trying to say you're racist that's when you always double down say yes I am racist and then she goes oh my god that's my daddy
Always double down don't ever let her bro. She's not better than you you're a young chat on your way to make millions
I just don't want to be famous we all right how old are you I just young chat on your way to make millions. I'd you be famous.
Right, how old are you?
I just turned 20 on the 17th.
Oh, you're young.
I mean, I've been harsh on you.
You're not doing horrible, you know.
I thought you were like, I thought you were like,
25, that'd be really bad.
What up?
Are these your friends?
Oh, they're chatters but they have their own channels.
They've got their own fame and they're here to meet.
I've got a bunch of you.
Like do they want grow advice?
No, no, they're they pretty much want to see if, because we have a bunch of different types of girls we put on.
They flirt, they flirt with you guys, and if they don't do good, they either get angry and say,
fuck this bitch, or they ask for advice.
But these guys, they have their own careers,
so they have too much ego to ask me for advice.
But Rayna, do you think I'm good with women or no?
I mean, I haven't seen it in person. Do you think I'm good with women or no?
I mean, I haven't seen it in person. Okay.
But I will say you are fucking funny, like you make me laugh a lot.
You make a lot of people laugh.
I can't hear you. I think you're muted.
I said that your voice is absolutely enchanting but don't fool me dragon I know you breathe
fire hey I don't mind getting burned as long as I come to those
lips you're so gorgeous I want to kiss you like you're my sister but you're my
sister so I'm not gonna do it and I read a comment about you and it said reina never gets angry and I've just realized you don't really get angry.
Because I feel like I'm so in tune with my feminine side that like angers for men and like masculine energy you know yes yes
emails we try and we laugh and we're just we're bubbly
Rayna I want to I in a French in as a friend I just want to kiss your forehead you're so
wholesome but you look like a total bitch
But you're she doesn't have that like racing this she has a wrestling bitch no I thought she's a bitch and we're trying to pull it out of her
When I saw her cry because her friend fucked up. It was the cutest thing. I've never beat my dick that hard
bro. I all night I was like I beat my dick to every tear down her face
God bless you right now all right go ahead talk to her because I'm she's melting with me
wait I come here like come a little bit closer come just a little bit closer to the closer to the camera.
Oh no no don't be insecure now come closer.
Why?
Oh you know I missed it come one more time.
No is this some type of like
Bro do this shit in private bro?
Don't lose him.
Don't lose in front of everybody else.
What the fuck?
Come on. No, not like that.
What do you think when I'm fucking have you sex with the bitch?
I like what are you saying?
All right, I was going to do you think when I'm gonna have e-sex with the bitch? Like, what are you saying?
All right, I was gonna do something, never mind, never mind.
Let's see you have very nice lips right now.
I would like to see the other lips someday though,
but you know.
What's up on your wall?
They're just sticking out with quotes I like.
No, show the flag. So the flag.
Fuck is real.
I like the sword and the guy on top.
Now, well, we're you focus on the guy.
Don't pay.
I'm not betraying my brother here that's the Egyptian flag
show some respect fuck Israel say it right now
fuck Israel you say to rent it I'm gonna change my entire woman needs to say it too
What the fuck?
She's literally Zionist controlled opposition.
What the fuck?
She can't even say,
fuck Israel.
No, I just don't like to get into that.
Oh, why not?
Especially not on a live stream.
Oh, why not?
I don't like to get into politics, you know?
Okay, well, guess what?
A lot of people, well, listen, a lot of people are really emotional about
you're a designer, and you're scared of designers.
Why are you scared of Zionist?
Stop working on her.
Your game, your game doesn't work on her.
This ain't game. I say this to a dude, I say it to a woman.
I don't care who they are.
Everyone Equal, I'm a feminist.
You know, Hase, you know how I know you like her?
Is you're swaying in your chair?
And I'm ashamed.
I've chit you as when she was saying you were slain you thought you're going to take you a little
sad nigga a magic carpet take your magic carpet.
Hey I'll tell you this right how's a dean has a dean is taken second of all she not my type third of all she looks too young
fourth of all just a baby fourth of all her voice is unbearable six of all she is
devoid of any brain cells lacking intelligence and she can't say fuck Israel
You're not hurting her feelings because she thinks she's better than you bro.
She can think that she can think that you're not gonna yank her down the pedestal with red pill bro.
The rain has trained by... Not gonna yank her down the pedestal with Redville bro, the Rayna's train.
By.
The sh-up.
Broy sh-shy-shy-shy-up!
That's what we're talking about.
Hold on.
The latter, it named,
a Lord Porn!
Yeah, let's go!
Oh, you just jump on the bed.
I know circus trying to get really racist right now.
Let it rip.
Let it rip.
I love my Muslim brothers. I love my Christians and every other
religion can burn. Rayna, you know they say mirrors or portals? I know I hide them.
I don't sleep in front of any trust. I know that shit. I actually have a scary...
You know what, let's get real. Let's get real. Let's get real.
All right. Rayna, and at one point of your life you decide you're gonna have a role model.
Why was that role model Kim Kay?
You said there's gonna be one person I'm gonna sound just like her.
I'm gonna try to be.
I don't know who's talking if it's the guy up top or the guy below me.
It's the Don't matter.
It's the voice in your head.
It's the unconscious in your head.
Why can't go to my fucking
account right now and go see if I follow
on your Instagram.
I'm asking you why Kim Kay.
You had... Listen, you had listen listen woman
woman shut up
woman
listen woman
and how I'm obviously gonna say that I'm a fashion fan
look at it just sweet about him today
I literally such satanic.
I don't even follow her on Instagram.
Shut up, shut up.
So I'm taking her to be my idol.
You're crazy,
Of all the woman in history, of all the living women,
Amelia Earhart, the bitch who flew an airplane.
All that stuff.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
Talk about all these different kinds of women.
All these women role models you can choose to be just like them,
copy their mannerisms and their speech,
and sound just like them.
And you chose this cracker bitch Kim Kay been wrong through by the whole world.
Why do you choose Kim Kay? I don't understand the wealth, the fame, you're not going to be that rich.
I'm going to be as rich as I'm going to stand out business right now.
I need to make a point to the youth of kick.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a youth of kids.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up.
Shut up. Shut up. You was not born like this.
This was born on.
Keep it up with the Kardashians.
Listen, listen.
I'm trying to give you some advice, all right?
Of all you will never be...
No, but I don't think I'm never going to take advice from you.
Okay.
You're crazy, you think I'm going to either the prince of this. Woman shut up. You will never be as rich as Kim Kay. You will never be
as famous as her. You are never going to get all the positive.
If you admit to your wrong, I'll listen. Woman, shut up.
All of the positive of Kim Kaye,
you will never have the positive.
You will only have the negative in your life,
the life path you're going down.
You will only have the negative, none of the positive.
Find another role model.
Find another role model. You will never be a billionaire like her if you act this way.
You have to be your own person and you're just taking all the negatives of Kim Kay, but none of the positives.
I'm trying to give you advice will help your life, okay?
Take piece of advice. I will never take advice, but no.
That's not you.
That's on you.
But that's on you.
But let this be a listen.
But you're wrong.
Let me just give you your father.
Call me.
I don't even follow any of the
Anyone I don't even follow any of the Kardashian sisters on Instagram on Twitter on any of my platforms
Because I truthfully believe that they fucking sold their soul and their Satan is and they're evil.
And it's crazy that you're like, oh, you idolized him and you do that.
If you were like a little bit smarter, you would realize how fucking stupid you sound right now.
Like it's crazy. so you deny sounding like her
No people tell me all the time, but like how could I change that like can I
Oh, okay hold on let me get this right?
Let me get this right I'm gonna sound like the man
I'm like I let the woman talk.
Go ahead.
I can beat me. I'm like to have a deeper voice.
So let me get this straight.
I'm stupid, but the whole world tells you the same shit I'm telling you.
That means everyone knows you're right.
You said that I idolize her.
But you said you decided to make her your, you're, uh, your idol that she would have
been trying to copy her and everything like her.
You kind of like, sound like him and you know your hair and this and you would have approached it a different way.
Who do I? Who am I like? Huh? Huh? Uh-oh.
Who are you like? Who am I like?
That you were going to say.
Who are you like?
Because I'm my own mother-fucking person.
Because HazzoD is 100% original copy.
Ain't nobody like me.
You can't say that same't nobody like me.
You can't say that same shit applies to me.
What are you talking about?
There ain't nobody like me.
Is there a look what I say in the description.
You're right.
Are you talking like this physical luck?
No one, I'm talking about the whole package.
Personality, how I look, my genome.
The look on my face.
The look on my face.
Raina, you're so cold.
I don't know you. The look I'm so cold.
Brohaz, you're drowning, bro. Yo, you so bad, she's so good. She's so good.
She's so good at stripping masculinity from men like that. She's a season. Before we say that, repeat it because I didn't even hear what she said. I didn't get stripped yet. So I didn't even know. I've never seen a girl say that to Haas when he's trying to make them angry. She said, I don't know you bro. She don't know.
She's so evil.
How is that evil, Zirka?
Because I'm being honest now being honest
because you hurt his feelings, Rayna.
He's asking you. Her feelings, But socks are still socks like. You don't know who I am.
I'm nobody in shit, but you know I have to say it like that you know I just wish that people would give me a little more
He's winning his winning bad jokes good good good huss that's again. I just wish that people would give me a little more
He's winning bad jokes good good hoss that's exactly hot and cold.
How's is so good.
Jerker like what I said in the discordant.
I said in the discordant.
I was muted.
Oh my bad your hoss that was. You got her all the way angry arguing
with you like a boyfriend and then you're like, oh, you're crying and she's laughing.
You're doing so much better than the young guy.
Look at her smile.
No, that's not.
I'm not trying. the caveman is beating the
supermodel.
The cave, you look like an inbred caveman
and you're beating the supermodel Saudi prince.
Bro, I'm not fighting for this woman,
right?
I'm trying to help my Egyptian brother because you know you
can bro take that you know and learn from it too. Learn from this
this beautiful game. No no no this woman is a mistake but learn from this
mistake my Egyptian brother learn from this mistake it will make you wiser stronger and better and I give this
I give this to you
How's in Turkey look what I saw in the discord shot.
Yeah.
What does it comes makes you stronger.
You guys are so silly, all of you, all of you three.
Wait, Rayna, do you like that picture I sent in the discord out of you?
I can't check my discord because I'm...
Zirka, open up, minimize...
Stand up, I want to see your outfit.
I can't stand.
What? Why?
Because of my bottoms.
What? You're not wearing anything?
Huh?
We're not on our private calls.
Why aren't you wearing pants?
I didn't consent to that.
Yo, you're naked on my show.
Don't get me banned.
What the fuck?
And imagine I wasn't wearing pants I'd be
you're actually not wearing pants on a disc on a screen. Straight up double standard
imagine if I wasn't wearing pants they'd be dragging me away into prison right now yeah I don't make it as fuck in this thing balls are out the fuck.
Sorry dude you young man go talk to Ray now. We have limited time
What do you want to say bro? Like I want to have he sex with her. Look at the picture. I said in the
discord like one more your discord memes. You're not a moderator.
You're here in person.
You're gonna meet her in Prinkle.
You're gonna see her.
Dude, if I met her person would be different,
there wouldn't be the whole baby thing.
She would be like, no ego shit, like you would be scared,
bro, like she'd be scared.
Like, she'd be scared. I would be scared if you were scared.
All my life I would pull out the weather app, the calculator app,
everything you would between.
I'm not, I'm not blitzing you.
You're like, you're like too high.
You have that bitch face, bro, like in their stressful way, like, fuck that! Hell no!
I'm not gonna see her be like, yeah, I'm a shigma male, I'm a fucking early.
No, bro, that shit's corny.
I'm not, I'm not, no, fuck that.
God damn her titties, bro.
Holy fuck, I'm a jerk off you later.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm trick it off to you later.
Listen, no, my God, bro,
ah, you send yourself up for failure.
You know what your problem is, right?
I'm gonna be, I like you, right?
We're on the same team, so'm be real with you can be real with you
you don't even want her that's the truth if you wanted her you would realize how little
worth she has it would be so fun you wanted her, you would not be so intimidated by her.
You don't, listen, woman, shut the fuck up.
So much fun. Riot, you don't want the woman, you want...
And we fuck her all night. You don't want the woman. You don't want the woman. You want the image in your head that you're gonna, you know, jack your shit off to later. That's what you want. That's not her. If you actually had her in person, you would realize how little worth she is.
You would not be intimidated by her.
You want some other shit, bro.
That's not true.
This whole time ability to get her tips, if you want me completely honest.
Like I'm not like you her tips if you want to be
over estimating the female that's your problem.
I think the guy at the top just hasn't probably been with a really feminine girl you probably deal with more of the
masculine ones first of all here's the problem with that here's a problem with that
here's a problem with that when you come across a girl like me when you come across a girl like me
like person a person like
behind closed source you're gonna be a little nervous so you're like I have like so
what so you you can say me woman shut up woman shut up
he died I respect like have told me this you claim so like I respectfully like no told me this.
So like I respectfully like no matter what you say it like it's you
I'm just gonna take it as like me.
It's a rain.
Here's the truth.
I don't hate you personally.
I don't hate you personally I don't hate you personally I don't know you personally.
But I think you are leading the youth astray
This young Egyptian brother right here. You're leading him astray. You're creating a false image of his head of someone that's not real
And I got exposed that shit ain't nothing personal. But let me tell you something.
You say that you're so feminine and stuff.
But how many times do I have to say,
shut the fuck up, women, for you to shut up?
That's a masculine trait.
Is you're just trying to be big, big scary guy behind the screen but if you were there you probably wouldn't be talking to me that way.
If I was there I would no longer be there because I get my shit and leave because why the fuck am I there you know what I'm saying I got
sit there right what am I there for you know I mean really can we cuttle now right everyone
everyone believes you that you would get your shit you know what I'm not tolerating this disrespect.
My Egyptian brother just asked you a question.
Answer him right now.
Rain it can you just cuddle.
I think we should just cuddle it out, you know.
I don't know you're a baby.
Bitch! Oh shit on, I don't really fuck their shit out of you.
Look at Sir, I'm really not about it. I'm an internet dog. I'm a keyboard warrior.
Once again, if I see I know, I'm not about shit. I'm not standing on business respectfully.
But we should still cuddle it out for real though, like, if you feel something poking you, like really small, it's not me.
Reyna, respectfully, let's choose the easy option here.
You know, I ran out of Ruiz, like, come on, you know, let's just cuddle it out.
What?
That's Riz, that's Rizh.
Is that Rizh?
Is his Riz or harassment, Rizh or harassment, to be honest.
I'll tell you this, the last 10 seconds, 15, 20 seconds,
Masterclass, which you did. She's smiling, bouncing, ready to fuck.
Dude, when you lean back, and you just, hey, I want to cuddle and poke you and that's not me and that's
pull all a zerka game that's textbook hot and cold method that's but it took you one
hour to get cozy and you have to wait for the alpha male haze to fucking a baby you.
Don't worry.
No, he's funny.
Don't help him out.
He's 20.
He's young.
No, we want, we want, we want tears, bro.
We want evil content.
If he gets too cozy, he's going to take her from you
so I don't know man I want to like get matching PJs with you in shit and just do some
cute shit I'm not like these guys like I'm not about it really I'm not going to like be that Nashly and guy or whatever.
I watch like I watch like vampire diaries.
I don't want to get in matching PJs with you.
I have my girlfriends for that. I want you to go out there and work
Like that's what I say that shit
You're making us all look bad right now.
So I'm sorry I sell that real I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
I'm sorry the difference you need to understand like there's girls
that I like to say they're still kind of
they have that like baby innocence and then and they think shit like that's cute you know like
Right let me tell you something.
Right, right, totally shut up.
Listen, Riot.
Let me tell you the problem.
Right.
You know what your issue is?
You're an Egyptian man.
Egypt, the Middle East, Arab, right?
Why'd you say Arab, goddamn boy,
fucking Arab, you're a-ra-
a-ra-a-ra-b-b-a-raves, bro, what do you mean a-ra-ra-a-raves,
all right?
We are ashamed of where you're... Arab Arab. We Arabs, right? In America, we A Arabs, right?
You are ashamed of where you're from, so you're trying to act like a white boy.
Stop trying to act like a white boy.
Come on, has a white boy?
Stop having a white boy.
Stop at the white boy. My go mom's.
Wait, Rayna, important question.
If you answer this wrong, I'm leaving the call instantly.
Rinaldo or messy?
Rinaldo or messy?
Don't fuck this up, right now I like you, don't fuck this up.
But like, what are they comparing to?
Fucking me themselves.
Rinaldo, Kirschiano, Rinaldo, Rinaldo or messy.
Who's better?
I have been mad done.
Just answer from like an outside of perspective.
Bro. Just answer from like an outside of perspective. I do, bro.
This is important to me, bro.
It's stupid, man.
Like, I can't pick.
I don't even know what these people are.
Like, I would be literally just fumbly, like throwing out a name a random name
I don't know you know I just can't man like this shit's important to me so this one's all you has
That's important to you you should be yes this is very important to me all your business and
fucking make like 10 x times like what you mean?
Yo all new viewers if you're a new viewer drop a sub if you like the content.
My regulars under no obligation. Y'all have done a lot.
If you're a new viewer, pay the teeth if you like the content.
And want to see more of it.
You know, actually, I was watching this like porn the other day.
I was like real estate porn. And he was was like the only way I'll buy your
house is if you fuck me so would you relate to something in that category and at
the minimum follow me right now boost this shit to 4,000 followers We need to get to 20 k on kick
Within three months. Let's do it
Rayna, you know I'm joking you know the Rayna don't let him clown you this guy is a baby and he's broke
I'm not taking any offense. I'm trying I'm waiting for him to finish so I can talk. I can't finish.
Can I finish right now actually?
Huh, we're gonna do a military drill.
Riot, here's what you're gonna do. Sit down on that chair. This is what's her name Rayna
Straight for you gonna do a straight charge. I don't wanna see no compromise
I don't wanna see no retreat straight unadulterated Riz you go straight forward a complete uninterruptive flow complete confidence
conquer the woman let's go starting now go
can I come on your face
yeah I feel like it's working you know like I feel like you know I'm saying like
Do not all right pretend me and zirka are not here. It's just you and her
Just and go uninterrupted Riz.
Bro.
I'm sorry. I'm tweaking.
Oh my bad, bro. I was too far.
And look, there's like spit on my monitor and shit.
It's just, um, I'm tweaking.
My bad, Rayna.
I'm sorry, bro.
I can't do this serious bullshit, like I'm not you guys.
What? No, no.
Listen, dude, you went from the crinchieous dude for the last two hours
to you're making her laugh and happy like you're becoming
zerka dude what changed why did it take you two fucking hours to get comfortable
with a woman what are you gay honestly I was trying to try to I was like oh she's gonna sound so
dik sake you guys you guys bro and then I was trying to, like, oh, this is going to sound so Dick Saki.
I was trying to press you guys, bro, and then I was like, fuck.
That's exactly what I do when I pick up chicks.
I go with the fucking unite the men, exactly what a house was doing when he baby-ed you and protected you from the dragon.
But I'll tell you this.
I'll tell you this.
Kid, do you want to go to level two, hard mode?
Yes, let's go.
Has, mute your mic for five and a half minutes.
Oh, I'm gonna mute.
No, you're weird!
No, no, no, no, no.
You're alone with her at a bar.
Oh my God.
Max casual, run casual, and casual is effective.
Remember, they don't want romance.
They want to hook up with you casually like,
oh, we hooked up and then romance is when they're yours.
Okay, we're at a bar.
So you're at a bar, run max casual game.
Do not pussy out from the silence bitch go has
Okay, we're at a bari. Hey, here's your drink. There might be a roofie in it, but it's fine like
You know I seem like a trustable person so drink up so it gets a little bit easier. you know, it'll be better when you're really just fucking unconscious.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, bro.
Like what is this, bro?
This news young.
So funny. Thanks is on Addie.
Thanks.
You can make him laugh and you go, you can, um...
I...
That would never be me.
Because I don't go to bars.
I don't either.
We don't...
We have so much calm.
This is off their great start.
Fuck that shit right now. This is off their great start. Fuck that shit, Rayna, this is what we're doing.
Zerke, I'm hit her with the script I used on the last screen.
It's gonna work.
So, um, fuck that shit, fuck the bar, that's not us.
You know what I'm saying, Rayna, look at me, look at me, you know, you know, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna, Rayna! Rayna! Look at me, we're going to a carnival.
Fuck that shit, let's be kids again, you know?
Let's you enjoy the air, it smells like funnel cake.
No, I'm going to go to Saint Trope.
What is that? What is that?
What is that? Intramis?
This is the part where you elaborate by the way, because I don't know what you're talking about.
Guys, by the way, this is why I support arranged arranged marriages because why do people have to go through this shit?
This is a realistic scenario. I'm not fucking walking up at a bar like,
fuck that.
Yeah, why do, why do people have to, bro?
Arrange marriages straight up. Why should anyone, this is so bad that young people have to do this shit.
It's really bad.
Hard to talk.
You are, you're intimidating as fuck.
And it's like, you're just, you're just a kid and I'm literally all love and light. There's no reason for you to be nervous or like scared.
They go to the babies right now. I think we should just do the world of favor and repopulated with gorgeous babies. There's too many fucking zerka's in this world. There's also fucking ugly, bro. We need to do the world of favor and repopulated with gorgeous little babies, right? They'll know Spanish, they'll know Arabic, they'll know English. They'll live like kings. Hmm? Oh, you're Egyptian.
I'm Egyptian, yeah.
Wait, we could, I could be your Aladdin and you could be my Jasmine.
I know Halloween's over, but...
When you born there?
I was born there.
What part?
Cairo, it's the capital.
He's kind of got confidence now, I'm not going to lie.
We should go see the pyramids sometime.
Cairo, because I have a little, a little boyfriend from over there.
And I, a little bit from there.
Fuck, he tossed me on the roster. I don't give a fuck.
Bad but bad.
Oh, I'm single. I'm single right now.
So like, I'm allowed.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think you could really be my Jasmine.
If we go there walking in Egypt, you we won't get scared you look Arab
he's got more confidence that's good he's got confidence right now yeah I've
been told that yeah what do you think of me so far like one through ten how am I
doing right now I like the your Egyptian that's really really cool.
That's all you like about me, huh?
And I like that you have sticky notes on your own wall.
I'm hard, I'm hard, holy shit, I'm fucking hard.
All right, hold on, hold on, all right,
look at all right.
So I think you can...
Why is this generation like this?
You need younger blood in your life.
You need someone's like...
Their dick will actually work, you know what I mean?
Some of the...
You know who I'm looking at right now. Someone can get older.
You know who I'm looking at. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, friendly fire.
Okay.
Nothing, nothing.
It's just like, you know, it's in the eyes.
Okay.
Yeah, you know, we're raising him in. Okay, yeah, you know, we raised, we're raising him in Dubai, though. I feel like Dubai is a very, it's a perfect civilization. I can leave a Rolex, no one's gonna steal it, you know? Um, yeah, can you speak me? Can you talk to me in Spanish?
You guys know what's crazy?
I was writing a really deep philosophy book for like 10 hours straight today. Not 10, 12, minimal, right? Like really stimulating stuff, like really tough
Tough and now I'm doing this shit to clear my mind so I can do it tomorrow again
And I get clogged up doing them. I'm doing the most retarded content you can think of
All right brook. You see what I'm saying is Erica like she's literally turning on me? doing the most retarded content you can think of.
All right, bro, you know what I'm saying?
She's like, she's literally turning on music and she can't even make eye-cock,
bro, like, I lost, bro, gee gee gee.
Okay, all right, all right, loser, L, L, L, L,
why the fuck did you tap out?
You're doing so good, bro? She topped out bro, right now turn the music off like what did you do to this man?
He was doing great he was making you laugh and then where did he lose you?
No where I just left the song. I knew it.
Like I feel like...
I feel like...
I feel like me and where...
If me and you went on a date, like you would just go on your phone the whole time.
You know what I mean?
Like...
Like... So dut so dotted bro, like.
That's so funny.
Most of my boyfriends have said that. Like, oh my God, you're not too much. That's like, I've never in my every girl I've ever dated I use my fingers like Mr. crabs and I grab the phone I go what
What fuck are you doing eat your food I never let a girl on her phone how did men stare at that that's disgusting that means
she's swiping on Instagram and looking at chads working out and a chist tiki talking
bitch pressing you do it the fucking skank look at my eyes when you eat that
fucking parogi bitch I don't want to like her any feelings here, but Rayna after you know certain events happened at brickle where you know circle was on the floor did you look at him differently or no?
Did he look at him differently or no?
On face time Soapy Wet!
What's up, niggah!
You know why I win?
Because Raina knows deep down your fucking click.
I am the owner of all of it but but I told Rayna
I told her I'll come back when I have 10 million and she said bet you
actually said bet you fucking bitch you you're gonna
you don't need 10 million
I said to her I'll come back for you when I have 10 million because she's like you don't call me as much anymore
I said I'll come back when I have 10 million because I know who the fuck you are dragon and she said I you could have made feel better, but when I said I'll come back for you 10 million, you pretty much sent me on a journey like I'm not good enough right now, Rayna. Like I'm not good, I kick you Rayna. Dude, I'm not gonna to lie, their bunny ears.
You remind me of the Playboy bunnies right now.
Look at that ears, look at that.
You should costplay that.
And Rayna, I'm not going to lie.
How are your tints fake, but they feel so soft.
What are girls doing wrong?
Right now, they look small. I could have totally like
poured myself out more for this life.
But... I feel like they don't feel soft.
Soft? Wait, I don't feel soft. Soft? Soft?
Are they?
I don't know.
We're gonna need like, we're gonna like gravity take its course here.
Just like, give me a good shoulder workout real quick.
Just like, follow my lead.
I'm so hungry.
You know, just hit me with one of these guys real quick.
If they're really that soft, they'll let gravity do it's work.
Sorry, Rob horny, bro, like it's bad, bro.
Oh my God, bro.
Stuff for the law, man.
The youth are going straight, man.
What the hell is going on.
I know, bro, bro, bring some content, bro.
We missed you.
Yeah, like content. I've been bringing you.
Man.
You guys arguing was so fucking cute, bro.
And guess what, it's 100% real, because I'm real motherfucker.
I ain't, listen, I've been through all, ain't none of these, ain't none of these e girls get through the house,
ain't none of that shit, ain't work on me.
Rayna's not an e-girl.
She's, uh, the nelk boys.
No, she's the nelk boys.
No, no, girls are getting me.
I just start being with the Nelb boys, what the fuck?
No, well, the Nelk boys brought her to a party.
Oh, and they're like, they're like Zirka.
So you sold dating course, let's see some res, and I literally picked up her and all of their numbers.
I took one to the bathroom. you know the no closer like this
This dig up for real but now I think they hate me for it real I'm not trying
I'm be real not trying to be offensive, but...
I was not with you that nice.
To be fair, Zerka, she kind of looks a little easy.
I'm not gonna lie.
She kind of looks a little bit easy.
Oh, you're tripping.
Like, I don't know.
I don't know.
It don't seem like a huge accomplishment are you from Miami where are you from
Pakistan okay yeah well make sense why does that make sense
if you were from my city and you were to come to my city,
like you would understand and you would like feel kind of...
Understand what?
I fought in the Indian-Pakistan war in Kashmir, the drop me paratrooper show some respect on this
dumb ass shit about I'm gonna go to Miami do some what the fuck I gotta do in Miami
I'm fighting wars out here and shit
no you're saying how you're comparing yourself to little girls
saying how I'm easy.
So I'm trying to say.
You're a bit.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Maybe I'm wrong.
But I'm saying that's how you see it.
Before making those bold statements, you should come to my city.
Why?
Because then you would see how you're wrong.
So you're trying to say I should try to win you over, ain't gonna happen, little girl, ain't gonna happen.
No, I'm not really, no, no. No, not tight. You have to understand. No, not you. So you're saying, you're saying, I need to come on. This is rich. This is rich. Me.
Shut up. Shut up. I'm a Pakistani general warlord and she's telling me I got to come to her
city and try to pick her up as if she's worth all that I'm gonna fly all the way
from Pakistan. Miami Goblin I'm gonna be doing that shit all the way from Pakistan. No, Miami Goblin, I'm going to be doing that shit.
Get the fuck out of the here with that nonsense.
I was never.
I was never. I was never. I was never.
My life.
Like not even for charity work,
would I go on a date with you.
Ever.
I got someone to tell you.
My biggest hobby.
My city and find some people that do matter.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something.
My biggest hobby.
My biggest hobby. My biggest hobby, shut up, woman,
shut up woman,
work their way up to the level of successing where they're at.
They can't even get me.
That's why I'm telling you like,
common sign down in my city.
My biggest hobby.
I'm not referring to.
Shut up, woman.
No, never, ever.
All right, my biggest hobby is paragliding.
This is the hobby is paragliding.
Honestly, it has the part where you just get the roofies low-key.
Bro, nah, dude.
Wait, my fault. It's the autocorrect on my mic.
My bed.
Oh, man.
Zerkia, I think, honestly, we let the master go to work, guys,
we let the master go to work.
Guys, let's mute up.
Let's cook up a little bit.
Yep. What?
All right.
So Rayna, Rayna, what are you doing at this bar?
I'd know you, you're the milk pours girl.
What?
What would you mean what?
You got to clean that shit out your ear?
Yeah, I got to announce it. You can't, you're hard a hearing. I said you can't you hard a hearing I said aren't you the
nelk boys girl? Yeah yeah I saw you at that party and you know what we should do we
should get some chick fillet.
I'm so good.
I'll tell you this bitch you can eat. This bitch can eat 10 fucking plates and she still has a six-pack
Rayna I'll tell you this man.
You're the only girl I've ever brought a towel
after I finished.
Like, I literally got up in my loopy state
and I brought a towel for you.
I've told, tell them I was a gentleman.
I was never mean to you.
I was a gentleman.
Is this a dream?
Huh?
No, chloroform.
So what brings you to this bar, babe? Oh, are we role playing here?
What is this?
Yeah, we are role playing.
What do you want me to dress us?
Do you want me to be a two faggot Arabs?
Yeah. Do you want me to be a two fagged Arabs?
Don't go there so the fuck. She found the competition.
Yo, I'm gonna call up Ed for Hojo in this shit.
What are you talking? Hey, oh, don't go there bro, I'll call HS.
Don't fuck with me bro, bro, I'll call HS. Don't fuck with me, bro, what?
I'll call HS, don't fuck with me.
Right now, you don't want to smoke weed.
It's going to make you insecure.
No, yeah, I'm going to hop off pretty soon.
Can I add my girlfriend, Rayna, did these guys not charm you though?
Sir, can I add my girlfriend?
At her, at her.
We need more kicks.
Let's add a couple more jokes.
You promise you're going to be weird.
Because she's in Miami, this is actually my girl.
Don't do any weird shit.
This is my girl,
Azerka please I'm not you think I snake
people for content yes
Rayna the only time I snaked you is when the snake was stiff and my back
like the old days.
That was a fun ride.
You say like the old days.
Look at this.
It's like the old days.
All right, all right.
So who's the chick?
Adder.
No, actually, hey.
And what's it? Wait. Hey, and wait, are you getting me off now? Babe, you can just fuck off.
Oh, whoa, what the fuck is this?
Oh, whoa, is that Sammy?
What?
You're weird.
Oh, God, you're weird.
That's your girlfriend?
Yes. What are you a girlfriend? Hey, you're telling you
Ross to give me a kick contract kicked out climes slash infrared contract.
Wait so how long have you been dating Mr. Ryan million minimum?
Summer I mean dating I'm not sure but we've been talking for like a long last time. Oh so has he piped and like cleaned out your guts
I mean if you like to word it like that. Oh, so he has smashed.
NAR.
No.
No.
No. Is he in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're so weird.
He's got there's Dave Chappelle when the hose come around.
You're so weird.
I'm a be honest, I feel like you guys are yanking my chain.
This is not your girl.
All my life.
No, I'm real.
Okay, so how big's is?
Okay, so.
Oh, you are.
Okay.
Yeah, sharp picture of you guys kissing.
Do we have one of those?
Let me check her.
Say, then.
Yeah, who's? one of those. Let me check her. Say one of the other ones.
Hey, is there another bitch now?
Who's the other girl?
Alright, so here's what I think.
My best friend.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, join the show.
This is the closest thing I have.
Listen, this is what I, this is the closest thing I have Listen this is what I this is how the right all right here's the now
Here's the truth now.
Shut the well what are you talk what do you gap go yeah both of them should fight over
Riot now
Who's no bitch wait riot've got a question, who's hotter, Rayna or this girl that you've actually
clears bro?
You know why?
I know offense, Rayna, no offense, no offense.
No offense.
I don't tend to go for the fake like prosthetics or anything like that and I think
Maxi she would never do onlyfans you know like I think if she's not she's like
Maxi's my girl I feel like you're everyone's girl for 999 you know
no I don't know it's more about the fact that like Maxi's my girl,
you're everyone's girl for 999, you know?
No, yeah, we should totally write for your girl. I don't even know what you're doing on here.
Go be with your girlfriend.
I'm with my girl right here.
Man, young people are so cruel.
The hell.
Yeah, like, so she, am I wrong for laughing?
Maximin.
She's not gonna feel bad.
Or Maximilian, listen to me.
I'm bro, I'm the same shit.
Check this out. So, so you, you're not a cuck, but you let him flirt with other girls.
Yeah. Do you let him, do you let him take other girls?
I mean, it's only for business though.
That's how it starts.
That's how it starts. I mean that's how it starts.
That's exactly what I told Jill.
All right so but one day he'll be surrounded by so much business and he might even get to business, you know?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie, this guy's so good looking, he's circle in the making he's literally gonna abandon you for a million other girls
what you need to do immediately get pregnant look at his DNA look at his
dimples you know how much more rare he is and there's pretty women everywhere on earth
men that look like Aladdin fucking smoking fucking crack like that he's so much
better looking than you that if you don't get pregnant you fumbled the bag dude.
I don't know if I could get a 60 year pregnant though you know what I mean like I'm just
kidding. I'm kidding I thought we were in say shit and then you say in it.
I'm kidding.
She's like amazing.
She's 18.
Gonna fucking do.
Bro said Switch. Oh, hell no, Josh getting in the cut.
Put me in.
All right.
Do you mind if I go in?
I'll let you try.
Go ahead. Let's see what you got.
Maximilian.
What's up?
You're smiling way too hard talking to me, right?
Right.
It's already game over for your man
I'm actually got all the stuff
okay and what what do you want to do it's it's over's over. I already got all the information. We're done.
Where do you think she wants to fuck you because she smiled?
All I'm saying is...
No, that's totally what he means.
And I mean... If I put my foot on the gas I would ruin your life little girl. I'm letting you
I'm not the devil but rate you just told me like oh my god like let him get you
pregnant and she like what yeah but that's before I knew that every vowel out of my throat
makes you smile like when I speak you grin from ear to year like the jokers
to get go back to Arkham bitch you are so into me relax you can't even hold in now. She's holding it. Look at that hold that face
You're cracking you're cracking. I'll tell you this no no here's why you shouldn't be shy all women are like this with me
But I'll tell you the truth you need
to give this guy head four times a day like he's so good looking he's so much bet you're a good
looking person honestly but you're not even a percentage fraction on his level of rarity.
He's so rare. All he's missing is clout. Once he has that, it's game.
You'll be guys know what this is like for me right now.
It's like you're probably
wondering how I got here scratch that you're probably wondering how I got there
Marx is Lenin is political philosopher how's al-Din how did I get in this situation?
He said that he said that he's going to actually cheat and not take you serious.
You need to be if you're pretty be clingy reina she would give me 42 missed calls all
it started you can be one phone call was erka here we are
like we kill you but if you're pretty you have to probably wondering how we got here well we're here enjoy the ride
that's why they pick them as wives you said he can go to the club I don't care you literally that is. That is so
zero percent feminine that you're losing him. That's the best comment.
Imagine if you're CIA staying up for this.
Oh man, and they're like what is he what's he doing? What's the goal here? Is he spreading Russian
disinformation when the... I don't know either, you know? It's going to, you guys are
going to break up. I mean I'm not he's up. Oh my God you're just this is the problem with women is you're trying to be the
boss bitch you need to give him for you.
That's really what I'm not being.
Dude if a woman's not jealous, she don't like.
Oh, I never said I wasn't jealous.
That doesn't, the fact that he's going to the club, I mean that I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,
no, don't fucking do it.
I'm going to let him know that I'm jealous.
But if you go, you're going to go to the club while with like you know with your friends?
Yes.
Yeah, I mean he knows I go to clubbing I don't do it often.
What the fuck?
I haven't done running the mine.
Oh!
And Simp faggot bitch, Wyatt is a... Oh, Fag it, bitch.
Shut up!
No, she knows I'm Arab, I'm a very jealous man.
Territorial.
What country is she from?
She's Venezuela.
And the time.
Nukulah, you're by a trader, Nicholas. Nicholas Madu throw you in jail.
I'll tell you this.
If you go to the club, this guy is setting,
bro, this guy is. I don't play that shit bro. Yeah, she you know what to go
Oh that got weird that's actually a girlfriend
Oh, she left because of my powerful words. I actually
I would never do that though.
No, bro, like I don't know. I'm jealous as fuck.
I hate to admit it.
Oh, riot. I thought you were trolling me to make fun of me, but after she left the call, I can sense.
That's actually what I said. I'm so sorry.
Oh shit. Okay well now you have Rayna go go go right now
now.
No. We're good. NAR, are we good? Yo, listen, let me tell you, Riot, my Egyptian brother, let me tell you something.
You just dodged a bullet.
I literally am an international Kremlin disinfect agent.
I just scoped out a complete enemy in an op of our cause.
They fled to the wind wind and you're saved
Congratulations brother
So you think back she's an op?
Absolutely 1,000% why
She is a color revolution agent trying to overthrow the rifle government of Nicholas Maduro.
Hold on.
What?
I'm going to be honest.
If she's Venezuelan, Colombian, Mexican,
and she's not the jealous crazy type that girl acted like a white girl
You're not gonna want her bro. You're gonna leave I hate white girls bro. Yeah exactly dude every Latino
What are you saying Mexican girls girls? Latina girls.
They're crazy, but we like the crazy.
Dude, guys keep those ones because they're loyal.
But dude, I had one, pull out a piece of hair in the car,
and it was red, and she said,
the fox hair in your passenger seat and I've never been scared of woman I thought
she was going to kill me and bro I actually thought like did I sleep walk
and cheat I grabbed the hair because it's a dumb woman right I said
babe it's a red piece of hair long.
Your hair is red.
And she said this, oh, yeah, I was just kidding.
Like she pretended as a joke.
Bro, that girl does not act like a Latina.
She's literally a modern day woman.
You need to crack the whip and tell her
Get clingy bitch where I'm leaving.
Yo, I love that shit though like not in like a chasing way like a, because it shows they care, you know, that they're crazy about you. It's so hot.
I didn't, when I spent Rayna, I followed her around town for nine hours, everywhere she went.
Kind of like you did with HS, right? for nine hours everywhere she went.
Kind of like you do with HS, right?
That was less than nine seconds.
Yeah, I swear I'm gonna fuck your girl,
because you stop, bro, please, because like I'm not gonna lie like, but, bro, please no,
Jazir, do it, you have to do it, he needs to learn a lesson.
No, no, no, no, he needs to learn a lesson. No, no, no, you know what's funny?
No, no, you know what's funny? You remind me if... You can't just tell. Bro. No.
Dude, yeah.
You know what's funny, you remind me if Aidan Ross and Zirka fused, that's exactly who we would become.
You're, you literally copied both of our mannerisms and became.
You're like in between us. you got to pick a sign.
All right Rayna I know you create your attention. Rayna all your eyes look
sleepy your high you look great. Rayna I love how your cheek fat goes into your eye when you smile.
You elevate my mood.
But I'll tell you this.
You have a crush on God.
Yo Vai, what up man?
What's going on, Vai?
What's going on, Vai?
No, that's hard to give you.
You're actually right with that hypothesis.
I thought, sorry, I thought we introduced ourselves.
Yo Vai I'm back on the cringe shit.
The guy that was arguing with you he's in front of you right now.
Back on this cringe shit.
Damn you didn't even know who I was either? Back on this screen shit.
Damn you didn't know who I was either.
Which ones the top and which ones the bottom? On the top, please show.
Don't say on the bottom.
Motherfucker, bro.
You should about me.
What's the bottom's name? Well, they're both. No, I don't claim that title. I don't claim the bottom title. I'm a stop.
Bro, this desperate, but I'm right. Try and play student, right? We get it. Nobody. Straight up. Straight up.
Too desperate. Straight up too desperate. Damn.
Right now, how many hos you got right now? Like, how many people could you text?
Come over and they would come over? Oh, actually. Yeah, just like hit him with the I'm horny, come over.
How many, like, yeah.
I feel like guys would like die for that test for a row.
Like, I can't even think honestly every guy in my
media they would die of syphilis they would die of a lot of every guy in my
contact list probably I could hit up and they be down.
That's such an accomplishment, I swear. That's like...
I mean, no, why?
That's really an accomplishment.
Like, like, men would literally fuck a cheeseburger.
That's something to brag about that.
You just... Dude, I didn't be fucking anything. fuck a cheeseburger that's something to brag about that you just.
Dude, I need be fucking anything.
Ham, Ham, you.
Why you so big?
You were you so bitter.
You were asking you have a question that.
Did you call him?
Did you call him ham? Did you call him ham?
The fuck!
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
ham?
She called me ham.
I took her out of here.
That's enough disrespect.
Raina, you're accidentally evil, bro, that is so cruel.
He, you know, he kind of does look like...
The fuck is that ham?
That's a wrong.
He don't even eat.
What the fuck is that?
You call me swine.
No, we don't need pussy.
Oh, he asked.
All right, as okay. I'm a magician.
My revenge for you calling me Ham is I'm going to waive my Wajik, Magic Wand when I open my eyes,
you're going to be a ho.
You guys look like,
Oh shit! Riot, do you and house should start a show called Ham and Hamas should start a show called Ham and Ham
What the fuck is that?
You're actually weird, you guys are are getting eaten by the women. Dude this girl's
forehead is so Venezuelan it's so nice. Hey so oh my gosh he's melting this
girls a whole bro she cheating on you right now like stop my girl. Oh yeah bring your friend on camera since you're like, stop my. I'm really laughing with my friend.
Oh, yeah, bring your friend on camera since you're melting.
Oh, her too, huh?
Yeah, these girls will cheat.
I don't know though. You see it?
I don't know though, bro.
I feel like her friend is trying to get her to go to the club and shit.
Her friend's a bad influence, right?
Me?
Yeah, you.
You. Are they? Yeah, you. Our best friend.
Okay, we found our best friend on Cinder.
That's where we're laughing at.
Build the wall.
Wait, why are you guys on Tinder?
I'm not on Tender.
He's on Tender. No, you guys will be matched you.
Right. You know, you need...
Right, right.
You've got to become a Muslim again, bro.
You've got to grab a sort of
Grabazas sword.
I don't have Tinder.
She has Tinder.
So, so here's the question. At what point in your life did you decide being a
lip tard was the smartest path to be?
Talking to me? I'm talking to the whatever her name is with the sweater than when her hands in the sweater.
What me?
No, me.
What?
What?
What? What?
What?
What??
What?
You're being?
Yeah.
You're being for me. you could go down. elaborate your question.
You're being fucking...
Yeah, exactly, lip-tard shit.
They can't even answer basic questions.
My bad.
That's my case.
So what do you think of this bearded man Maximilian?
Okay, so Maximilian what do you think of this bearded man?
Wait, this Maximilian is this is this Robesphere is this is this transformers or what's going on
Well we have a check we haven't checked yeah that that's a boy's name it? Wait, her name is Maxi?
Maximo, yeah, Maximo, but Maxi Max.
Okay, Maximo.
Okay, Maximo.
What do you think of this bearded man?
Ham?
He's cool.
Oh, I'm cool.
What the fuck is that?
So I'm a cool ham like in the fridge.
Like in the fridge.
Like in the fridge.
So I'm a slice like a deli sandwich.
Get the fuck out of you with that shit.
And what about me? What are my chopped liver? You haven't said me.
They're trying to send me on.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I know.
You're like the biggest instigator I've ever met in my life.
Oh, come on, I would never do a street fight.
Yo, can I ask you something?
Wait, you hear from you? Yeah, Rayna, what'd you say? say are you are you talking to us I feel like
yeah we're saying we want to see the Zoo Street if Rayna we're gonna do it like I'm gonna take you to the the lions the tigers
Rayna I'm gonna take you I'm gonna take you and I'm gonna take it hey no questions asked
like like a thief in the night I'm a black guy
Okay so what the fuck is going on? Hey, are you guys my niggas?
No. I'm an Afro- Asiatic Mediterranean male.
You don't even like Hitler. Fuck off.
I feel like he was just misunderstood.
You know what?
No, that's Jewish propaganda.
So my question for you is,
how many times do you make her nut? Riot.
N-Golt?
Riot, how many times are you uh, uh, how you say a spitting on the camel?
Okay, I see we you go with this,
you know, pro, like, these are things like me and like,
Maxi, you can't talk about when we're streaming because like...
I love that.
That's actually...
You all are in an open relationship where you get...
Absolutely not.
So we're not, we're just don't tell her we're not
she's not an only fans grow and I'm not say these kind of things on my what's the
situation yeah but but Riot do you know you're hotter than her or no I feel like it is very ego-tistical.
You know why I don't care?
You know I don't care and I tell the truth?
Because women...
But that's not true.
No, no, no.
Billions, billions of women outnumber men actually and they know they don't even think they know they're better than men
it's very rare it's backwards and she cannot compete with his genetics and I it's to the truth and you guys usually win this game
let us have a win you know it's true what I'm saying you know he's better than you
admitted admitted I let him have the right no worry I'm not a fire with you. That's so cute.
But you know when you go to bed, he does not wipe his face.
There's no makeup on that boy.
You know that.
She looks gorgeous without makeup, bro.
Well, I think I'm going to raid Zurka.
I'm going to raid Zurka because like in 20 minutes or so I got to,
you know, can't do this all night, but I'm a raid Zirk,
I'm going to stay on a little longer.
But, uh, he'll ask her friend. all night but I'm a raid zerk I'm a little longer but uh
ask he'll mic yeah her friend who almost killed us ask anyone
reina and I are the two zero percent awkward people in Miami we are to be around. We're like in our own world like
Rayna Zercaland. You guys are going to love us and then we're all going to go to...
G. Yes, Sarka! Let's touch tips!
No, this is not.
Sorry too far.