Love or Roast with JonZherka ft Haz from Infrared | JonZherka Stream
2021-12-02
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alright guys ladies and gentlemen
i introduce you
to
hazy weinstein i mean
infrared show
hey come up you stupid [Β __Β ]
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come up come up
[Music]
yeah let me pop you
what's going on bro
you look so good today holy [Β __Β ]
you you this you know at first i didn't
like the beard and now i realize this is
better than the big beard
better than what then the big one
what are you talking about
beard
bro you ready to meet some freaking uh
some [Β __Β ]
i'm kidding i'm kidding
these are friends
are you ready to meet
the love of your life because i'm sure
she's in this cast
[Music]
obviously yeah definitely damn what do
you need do you need some gorilla mind
bro like are you okay
i got an hour of sleep oh really
how's the communist revolution going
slow and steady
you think you're gonna beat us
you think you're going to beat us
beat you to what
[Β __Β ] you eat me off
hey so
i'm only doing a three hour show for you
so it's going to be intense because you
know i got to set up dylan burns
this stupid [Β __Β ] when i see you in
person i swear to god bro
you sure you don't want to show us your
muscles today
uh
it's more click bait if you take that
off
i mean
i'll i'll take it off during like an
intense moment you know like just do
this for me real quick
i'm not going to just one time one time
for my anything i have it right
you have a you have uh a crush here um
who's
who's uh someone that you are
someone dm you says
haaz is already dating latino is this
true
um
are you dating that little girl
i can't i can't
here's the thing on this show
everything's up in the air so you know
whatever is happening happening
it could be a loss there could be a win
you know it's all up in the air
oh [Β __Β ]
oh it's a gift
yeah it is
wow
[Music]
[Music]
wow
x fat boy summer with 20 gifted subs
holy [Β __Β ] thank you so much kissing
and dj for the 5
imagine chatting i just got my auto sub
on i never watch lol okay thank you for
that and thank you so much uh mason
all right so i guess you know the whole
point of the show is love or roast
basically the ladies can choose
to either be in love with you
and see where it goes maybe on your
channels
or they can choose roast where they take
the host of the channel
and trick you and make you believe that
they like you
and they get to roast you on their
stream
as their clout and money goes up
this is the show this is a very dynamic
authentic show i've created by myself
alone
and i'm wondering
does this strike fear in you skywalker
no it'll strike fear me because i can
something tells me i'm gonna be able to
detect
what's real from what's fake you know so
i'm not really that worried you know
like
and just just for just for the everyone
watching um
you are
a big fan of five minute doggy is that
like hitting it hard or is that that
slowpoke channel
um we're talking about hitting it hard
especially now and i don't i have to say
that uh recently i i think i
the age of five minute dog is over
because i just can't do that anymore you
know so unfortunately the age of five
minute dog is over it does take me way
longer than that and yeah what do you do
when you guys who like don't nut quick
what do you guys think about
um
you're just hitting it
you ever hitting it are you ever hitting
it and then you see like a like in like
a big bar kind of like an hp bar of
hotness of how hot she is and it's
decreasing as you're hitting it yes and
then you you start losing it yes yes
what's that about
um that's about you're hitting it with
people that there's no spiritual
connection with and also uh
just yeah that's that's horrible you
know yeah which is crazy the bar of her
hotness goes down but then she'll just
like
arch in a certain way her back and then
go do it a little up
and then you'll think about like i'm not
i'm not actually into this jig and then
i'll go down down down down and then
you'll think of like maybe her elbow and
it'll go back up for me the bar is as
big as how thick she is so if she's
she's thick then the bar is way higher
it's going to take way longer for it to
go down right
there's nothing going on there the bars
might be like this what is thick mean is
this water are we talking water
what the [Β __Β ] you mean water
like her ass like water you know be like
you know i don't know what you mean like
think think don't mean what people think
it means a lot of people means if they
think it means thick fit but we're
talking about thick
extra it means it means something it
means aggressively quaking yes and and
jiggly
yes
which will not be as fit as what they
are imagining right no it's not it's
right i said aggressive quaking
aggressively
if you can have that line going down the
back as well
so she's actually lean but gets thick at
the kind of like a pair a pair is what
you're looking for
those pairs are not bad at all and you
said something that you're the you were
into this before everyone what did you
mean by that i i was into it before
everyone i still am the only dude who's
really actually genuinely into it the
rest are just copying trends like that
nobody you're the only one here who
[Β __Β ] the fruit bro
nah bro pear what is a pear explain a
pair like show us with your hands what
is this pear thing
a pear is basically like this and then
it's just like thick you know what i'm
saying
yeah yeah and uh what if the face looked
like ugly as [Β __Β ]
the
thick is more important in the face
really so the face goes in the pillow
yeah
okay and uh
you ever like smash a [Β __Β ] hardy but
the face ain't right and sometimes she
look back at you
and you're like oh
stop that
dude what do you say are you the lights
off i've never been with anyone who's
had a bad face
oh
now we're farming are we farming now
at least good with makeup you know
[Laughter]
you mean the deceivers
now what if i can't see the bad i can't
see the bad ain't my problem
yeah until it's morning time
and so now
let me get this straight the thickest
most perfect jig but then
after you hit it and you love it let's
say you love it you're like oh i want
this to be my cushion for life right
what happens if she goes uh i've
actually had
20 bodies but you loved hitting it what
do you do be honest don't lie to us and
say you disappear and [Β __Β ]
oh i just be disloyal to her
hey
that's okay there's honesty today okay
now what if she's she's [Β __Β ] uh what
if she's just top heavy just tits but no
ass
giant
kids like your tv bro like that [Β __Β ]
happening bro ain't [Β __Β ] happening
nothing
nothing you won't even entertain a date
or something
nope
wow
now what if everything is average except
the face is
absolutely stunning
uh i would say you would do great in a
selfie photo on instagram but you should
take that photo with you and turn around
because you got no business with me
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that's what i would say
but aren't you supposed to use her for a
selfie for your instagram so you can get
other chicks kind of like magnetize them
ah no i have a rule on my instagram is
uh no girls allowed you know follow me
on my instagram any men down there
yeah men are allowed but it's a man only
club on my instagram
do you ever go to a sauna room with just
the boys
nah
oh it's not that kind of a club
no no it's it's close but it's not quite
there would you do a sauna room stream
with me
hell no bro bro we just talked to chad
from our phones in a sauna
nah bro bro come on we're in l.a bro
live a little
i'll pay for it i'll pay for it
right for getting this order no
come on
gonna try something
i'm worried that you're on [Β __Β ] to
catch a predator you [Β __Β ]
weirdo you ever wonder like yo latino
look a little young i'm kidding all
right so anyways yo we are bringing in
the first girl are you ready for love
or roast
let's go let's do it okay and yo i have
to say
the only thing you're worse at than
running a show is whatever the [Β __Β ]
you're doing today bro you need like a
red tire as [Β __Β ] i got one hour sleep
you don't do caffeine you don't do
anything
caffeine no no bro i gotta take an
edible
take one right now take one right now oh
no i can't i'm going to gym
no [Β __Β ] the gym all right our first girl
is
bx bullet welcome
bee
eggs bullet thank you rager
wow
wow
wow
wow
bx bullet will shoot me up all over my
face welcome to the show
that means you got a [Β __Β ] you got a [Β __Β ]
um does anyone know your real name on
twitch
becca
yeah someone said it to me recently i'm
like who the [Β __Β ] is that and i was
trying to ban this becca girl i was
trying to ban her for my discord and
they're like it's bx
your name is you're a becca
yes
what are you from like the archie comics
like that's such a weird name it's not
even an archie comic character john is
it rebecca
well yeah but that sounds like a [Β __Β ]
mormon like name yeah nobody calls me
that
no becca is actually such a i haven't
heard that name since my old relatives
call me that you're the first becca i've
ever met in my life so
what cinnabon's also a becca
really
yeah
what the [Β __Β ] you guys should definitely
scissors yo so anyways i'm kidding so
anyways please introduce yourself what
you do to our
alpha male protagonist
um well i stream on twitch and i uh
shoot guns a lot in real life and
um i like to party
and uh yeah and i share my twitch that's
it
that's my whole life
oz what do you think of that
uh
bullets cool i met bullet in person you
know uh at that one party whatever yeah
she's pretty cool would she look she
looked better in person on camera
i'm here to make it weird guy oh
[Music]
what happened
oh
anyways yes yeah we did meet in person
and um
at the parties that i like to go to
because i party
you party house
not fire
same dude
it's uh it's not okay some frozen
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oh it's a new gifted stuff thing that
you're talking about wow
thank you so much van harrison for
taking the show for the 50 gifted now
becca i'm wondering
you seem to why do you fall in the
why you smile when i talk like what's so
funny you find me goofy
do you find me goofy because i need a
little bit yeah you're the man the
father of your child i could ko stiff
unconscious in one shot
jesus christ yeah is he in shock
is that i mean i could probably ko any
of your ex-girlfriends with one punch so
hey
now we're talking
i'm kidding
i'm totally joking dude i told you donna
shut the [Β __Β ] up when i'm talking becca
[Β __Β ] you i'm the host okay so becca you
fall in the libertarian category true
more so than like other categories i
guess sure sure but you're no church
goer right you don't go you don't go
right you're not a right-wing person
okay and how's your tank in if you go
far enough left that you get to keep
your guns the revolution is a foot house
what do you think of gun lady do you
like her politics
or
yeah i mean like i mean libertarians
just a liberal with a gun right
i'm not even that political though i
just get baited into doing dumb
political streams
i don't do them anymore what do you
think of their politics house
they're not bad
that's all the input you got
i just said not bad you know it seems
like moderate centrist you know what i'm
saying i just hate it all
wow okay let's bring in the next one
because you two have more chemistry than
uh hot dogs and cola okay
next up is anivoir
what a contrast there's a nerd there's a
girl up here who never cries and another
girl who cries for breakfast every day
welcome annavoir i'm human hi
[Music]
please come up for the show this is not
rocket science i know you
studying for your masters
and uh
house you don't seem too excited about
anavor
well he can't see her yet we're giving
her time yeah oh he doesn't know who she
is
[Laughter]
oh my god
becca may i say you look absolutely
enchanting that if you weren't if you
weren't my friend i would uh
yeah
um
yeah i need a cricket sound effect
okay i know cause i was trying to put
the text on i don't i don't know what
happened oh and they're finally at work
there she is there hey how's scooby in
the gang
[Laughter]
where's the mystery machine anna
not having it oh what a cast
okay sorry
so uh
[Β __Β ]
sorry i'm [Β __Β ]
i'm so super stoned right now no no no
no i would never i would never [Β __Β ] up
like that giggly
okay
i'm totally over anna welcome to the
show hi
you are on love or roast where you can
take the host of the show and roast the
guest after tricking him and pretending
you're in love with him or you could
pick love and actually be in love with
haas which would be great seeing you two
together is great because
i don't actually want to see couples who
make it i just want to see content and
the contrast between you is [Β __Β ]
lovely i run a show better even when i'm
high than this little [Β __Β ] house house
is a hairy hairball of a [Β __Β ] all right
listen anavar my question to you is
how were you feeling today
like [Β __Β ]
no did you cry today
maybe
i told you to save it for my shows let
the funky do it
this is the worst employee i have anna
please have a quick chit chat with haas
right now you get to talk to him alone
this is the only time in the show you do
get this opportunity so just uh
you know introduce yourself to the show
and say hi to us
hi haws i like being on your panel
[Laughter]
and fridays it's fun
you're gonna have to do a lot better
than that yeah
that's just not
that's just very boring you know
[Applause]
again
so anna anna first of all i gotta ask
like what did you do different i think
you colored your hair today right
no
same old same old
but you look [Β __Β ] awesome you look
like
you know you the exterior
matches the interior
[Laughter]
what drugs did you do today you know if
i told you i wouldn't i wouldn't even
john
if i told you guys i would if i told you
if i told you guys told me not to do
shrooms john i'm partnered i wouldn't
say i wouldn't say what i'm on
and you know a lot of people like zerka
i want to do the drugs that make
me laugh the way you laugh
drugs don't make you laugh like that
it's how it's how your personality is
with the drug and i'm on drugs okay next
we have
we have the wild latina welcome to the
show
yeah and you should [Β __Β ] this how you
how you feeling today has you have a
good day
oh we're gonna see who gets to cheer me
up you know
because that's really what's gonna take
well look who we have here if it isn't
the wild latino welcome to the show
introduce yourself and talk to ozzy this
is your one chance
i don't really you know every time you
to introduce myself i don't know what to
say
it's okay
[Laughter]
i are you drunk or what no i'm you know
even if i was i'd do better than you all
right go ahead talk to haas
hi
excuse me that's the best you've got
after everything
so here's the thing like latina you're
nerfed minus five you have to put do
extra hard to win why what the [Β __Β ] why
why you know exactly why i didn't even
study i thought i'd get like an a plus
right away
no that ain't gonna be how it works
minus five you know exactly what you did
oh [Β __Β ] i don't know what happened i
want to know how shut the [Β __Β ] up
oh no no now i really want to know yeah
me too what's the t spelling
you know latina i'm talking about last
night
shut up
well that's not fair she was latina i
only got one hour
she's on before that's not fair one wait
latina i only got one hour of sleep and
so far with your performance i might
just get a full ten
why
so [Β __Β ] stupid bro
aren't they aren't the best
the best uh hoify material
oh really look at you
what are you a bachelor
what are you doing here i mean isn't
that why he's on the show why did you
you shouldn't be
oh i shouldn't be then what the [Β __Β ]
were you doing on that other show i
needed content oh yeah you needed
content
you have more views on me you don't need
that no latina you know what you can
interpret this show as you can interpret
this show as
a test for you because
right now everything's up in the air
right
i just threw you into the air you know
what i'll just sit back and watch you
get claimed by someone else this whole
stream
wow are you going to give up that easy
i mean you're telling me that i have to
put up a fight so
of course why should i what the [Β __Β ]
what do you mean why should you
why shouldn't you
because i shouldn't
okay we'll see i shouldn't have to it's
like i feel real like an interview
should i leave i know
the same bullet i don't i don't think
we're in on this
it's between these two i don't know
[Laughter]
that was like the most soccer left
you know what i'm just ready to see how
haz flirts with other women i'm here to
investigate this is a test for me
okay
welcome innocent elixir to the show
please introduce yourself what you do
and why you're here for haas and all
that
oh hi
hello uh my name's austin you can call
me elixir too
uh i'm here because i got invited by a
good friend and i actually haven't seen
haas before so hi
uh lovely to meet you
i'm unimpressed already whoa
i'll i'll impress you don't worry
there's complexity behind the boobas you
know
wow
okay
okay
next we have speed and get along
carmen
hello
hello
this is just women
[Β __Β ] typing something welcome to the
show carmen thank you dude is this going
to be organized or is it going to be
chaotic today
did you say organized yeah it's not like
i did drugs garmin introduce yourself
and talk to haas a bit now's your one
chance
uh hi dudes i'm carmen kahas uh
actually okay i know this is going to be
like probably the most stereotypical
annoying honestly what kind of music do
you listen to [Β __Β ] wake up please
hey what's going on
my bad my bad my bad you can't respond
listen carmen carmen the one thing i
don't understand about me is i'm a high
energy passionate mediterranean
two mediterraneans let's go that's why i
have to throw harry in there
because we are
carmen i don't
carmen i don't know i don't know if you
confuse me for a librarian or something
with your indoor voice and [Β __Β ] we're
gonna try and have you a lot better than
that to impress me get my attention okay
okay i'm sorry um i grew up in a cult i
was like raised and trained my whole
life to be like a housewife
and a caretaker for a house and i can
cook um
carmen is taking the lead
no i'm not into that because uh
i need an actual warrior woman who
actually knows how to fight
spiritually and also
i want i want a housewife yes but i want
her to be a little bit resentful and
feisty about it
okay
so
yo honestly who do you think could out
fight who do you think would win a fight
between all of us
hey elixir i don't know for a look we'll
get we'll get to that we'll get actually
i think it really matters who can win a
fight in bed i mean i would win the
fight so true
becca would beat the [Β __Β ] out of you
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
i wouldn't call you i'd do it nicely i
wouldn't call you [Β __Β ] i don't either
should have you but i wouldn't call you
[Β __Β ] because
welcome
welcome violence
welcome
welcome chai bunny to the stream please
introduce yourself and talk to ass a
little
hi i'm chai i'm hot you should sub to my
channel and i [Β __Β ] love hajj like i'm
so [Β __Β ] pumped i get to talk to haas
this is great i was cut short last time
how are you
i'm doing good
i'm glad you put a [Β __Β ] jacket on and
you're not just in your white t-shirt
tank top anymore you look good
you don't like his muscles
uh
you know it's just not really like i'm
dressed like this so like he should
oh
wow
he's smiling for the first time on the
show you ladies be careful
uh chi bunny has taken the lead can you
tell his hand is in front of his face
yeah because the other hand is busy
welcome his reaction the reaction
difference he wanted the energy he got
it and he just was like stunned or
something oh my gosh
oh
my god
dude
you're
surrounded the video turns off there we
go what the [Β __Β ]
uh welcome to the show cinnabon the red
what the hell are you drinking
tequila uh i was drinking white claw but
then uh someone's like do a shot of
tequila so oh wow he's having tea time
as well and you know carmen carmen
carmen you got jobs jaw is standing
behind you all right so um cinnabon what
the [Β __Β ] is in the background what's
that dress about is is that the dress is
that the golden blue dress from from
instagram no
no that's a lolita dress because i'm
trying lolita what are you a pedophile
no it's a
name it's like the fashion
different entirely different thing
um the name is unfortunate though uh but
yeah dude the dresses are so [Β __Β ]
expensive but i just really like wearing
some fluffy skirts you know yeah you do
okay and uh what's behind you is that a
chess board
oh this is watercolor
um these are markers
right that's an artist john get my [Β __Β ]
off my screens are out i'm sorry
i'm gonna open up for decembers yeah
that's that's actually the osmo oh
that's fair that's fair oh wow
and uh cinnabon uh are you uh just have
a quick chitchat with haas like
yeah yeah
hit on right next yeah it's your turn
it's your one time to hit on him quick
do it now um
yeah
i have a sword
wow show us the sword i'll give you a
i'll give you a hint his face is
sculpted by the gods himself well i
can't see it he should show us his face
he's hiding his sword
please show us your face i'm almost done
i would like to
cross
please bro please i'm almost done police
house
show me that face
hurry up
should i leave so that you can get back
no you should shut the [Β __Β ] up
i'm sorry
just hang on hang on there
no i'm just saying nothing
oh
okay
a very indifferent alpha mill over here
very exciting cast
are you red-headed
very exciting
okay
welcome
simulator to the show mode please
introduce yourself have a chat with haas
real quick
um
hello hello
am i on oh my god um oz it's great to
see you again i'm my name is um
i i was writing it on paint
because i i can't figure out obs but
it's it's spelled m
o a t
um
i used to stream a lot of fallout 76
until i got bullied off of that and now
i'm trying to play skyrim um and i
haven't gotten too far because um it
crashed my computer so uh i'm sure that
i'm gonna really like that game the
hardest this is this is you guys
honestly it's really tough because
it's really hard to choose who i want to
kick first
i mean
what what what what would make you kick
less
you know
no it's like
there's so many people i want to kick
right now and it's like i don't know who
you name them what does it mean hold on
hold on don't be ruining the show with
your [Β __Β ] jokes and stuff
he's just a kidding he is just a kidding
uh moat uh what do you what do you think
of the girls here what are
all these girls you know uh
you know women women are are are good
but you know i'm the best woman so i
should win
based on the women that i see in this
room here today
so
look out for that because i'm here
ma'am you just woke up
i also did
just wake up
thought that this show was cancelled i
thought that it wasn't
no it's not so if you see over time
next up we have
yeah yeah welcome uh next up we have
morgan
nox welcome to the show morgan
knox
sorry morgan nice to meet you
yes and um and uh just introduce
yourself what you do and why you're here
for hazy
oh my god because first of all i love
you baby second of all um i'm a nanny
but i also am a twitch streamer and i
also am
a musician
that's all that's all i got to say about
my introduction i'm 26 of beautiful san
diego california
how you feel about that
he doesn't really go outside
also i think it was frozen with this pc
is changing colors so i think it's just
staying really still
yes mom
hates me
um i also don't go outside and i just
had a friend visit me from out of state
and she wanted to explore san diego and
it's really infuriating so like can't we
explore my apartment
okay house what do you think of that
san diego
oh i i i didn't really i don't really
hear anything she says basically she's
from san diego which in german means a
whales whales vagina
oh
means by the sea
so it kind of like combines together do
you play jazz flute
i play guitar
and also oh could you maybe play and
play piano
would you like to play us something
um i would not okay okay
enthusiasm okay okay i love your hair by
the way what if i ask to play what if i
ask for you to play something
i'll do it privately i don't need to do
it oh
wow
hold on i think uh morgan i think
destiny is raiding your channel right
now
thank you
a little inside joke for my little
community buddies right i gotta i gotta
inside jokes yeah ladies please right
now the show's about to get a little
more real a little more toxic please
raise your right hand and nod
if you are willing to answer
all weird creepy questions it's gonna
get creepy as [Β __Β ] i need some verbal
consent let's go anna yes no hold on
well
what kind of creepy are we talking about
like [Β __Β ] like like i'm gonna ask yo
would you pipe bigfoot's you know
what like would you do it with bigfoot
oh yeah 100
oh no no no don't answer
don't answer i'm saying what does that
have to do with haws though yeah no
because uh the questions are gonna get
crazy and uh that's why we hand selected
this cast right anna are you ready for
weird creepy questions today
yeah yeah all right all right okay uh
becca
which one which one there's two of us uh
um i mean bullet bullet
yeah
carmen
absolutely dude chai
yes
cinna
innocent elixir
hell yeah morgan
yes but i have a follow-up question
yes go ahead
does haas answer them as well absolutely
i grill him harder because he's a boy
and he can't do that crying thing you
guys do when you fake your crocodile
tears for the admins that are watching
twitch so you can cut content and
pretend and get sympathy subscriptions
remote simulator yeah
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dude i wish it worked yeah mode
simulator do you accept i i accept the
challenge
well ladino creepy questions yes
always okay okay awesome all right all
right now we can all be ourselves if you
guys have drinks have them now we're
going into a voting round very quickly
the the floor is yours
uh well i guess we're gonna start with
um
i'm thinking of a number between one and
ten ladies i'm gonna go around the room
and whoever guesses it will be the first
to chat with haas okay anna what number
am i thinking
five
becca
uh eight
carmen
six
chai
three
cinna
seven
innocent
one
morgan
two
moat
uh a ten we're out of numbers okay
latina whatever
okay so basically
somehow anna got five right away um yeah
yeah hold on i'm [Β __Β ] running a
[Β __Β ] show man
hey is that your heart no i can't
do it
does john's there
man come on man that's mine back off i
mean i'm here for haas so yeah
hold on hold on guys late guys guys we
need order and we need order on this
show and of are you on and oh my god
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okay van thank you for
for powering up um okay anavar you have
the floor with haas you get to open it
up paz chat with anavar anavar we have
limited amount of time ladies before we
go into a voting round anavar
you you don't want to eat up your time
talk about the interesting stuff go
ahead and vote where would you take
houzz on a dead
here we go here's the loading loading
her brain is [Β __Β ] loady
do i have time to grab a drink while
date quickly quickly
did you hear me i said coffee date
okay has do you like her two-word
answer yo ass you have to bro dude you
have to speak what are you doing like
we need your
we need your voice
please you know your people are here
they want to hear you
first of all a coffee date i know right
that's just boring
how are you going to keep up with my
passion how are you going to keep up
with my uh
uh you know like my [Β __Β ] fire my rage
my anger how are you going to animate
the poetry of my life getting out of my
house walking around how are you going
to appease that side of me taking me to
a coffee shop hey anna guess what i've
been banned from every single coffee
shop in metro detroit for being too
[Β __Β ] loud they all kicked me out ann
arbor wherever you [Β __Β ] go they kick
me out of their [Β __Β ] coffee shop how
are you gonna you're gonna take me to a
[Β __Β ] coffee shop and you're gonna
expect me to sit in the coffee shop and
and talk politely i don't have anything
yeah no and i'm sorry i ain't like those
other dudes that you've been with that
you uh be on little dates with and [Β __Β ]
you take them to little coffee shops and
[Β __Β ] talk about little bunch of soy boy
little [Β __Β ] let me tell you
what i'm banned from every coffee shop i
get banned from a coffee shop you know
what i mean and i don't drink coffee
neither and think you know coffee shops
that [Β __Β ] made as coffee shops bunch of
you know like uh they always got muffins
and they got desserts and little cakes
and they maybe they got a sandwich like
a turkey sandwich or some kind of [Β __Β ]
but guess what guess what i'm a grilled
chicken sandwich type [Β __Β ] and i
got no time for no coffee shop so you
failed that test
okay uh bullet where would you take cars
um
uh communist party usa rally i guess
and then i don't know you think an
arby's man no they banned me too
they also banned me so that's not going
to be able to happen we have a first
time we have a first time
never mind what done we have a first
time chatter saying he's so tough
okay
uh bullet um
maybe a second date
the first one got canceled
now no arby's
barbies
turkey or some [Β __Β ] you know what
he said grayson's deli i don't [Β __Β ]
know
here's the thing about me dude i want to
go like honestly i just i don't want to
like sit in the passenger seat and just
go somewhere
like straight up like i i am like
totally
like a stereotypical woman in the sense
that hey i don't want to drive and b i
don't want to pick the restaurant i want
you to pick the restaurant wow let's
check your dm
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hey
sorry
sorry we're in class classes
that's what we're talking
sorry
just a subscriber just pissing me off
carmen where would you take oz since uh
he's not interested in becoming camping
in the boundary waters it's like wild as
[Β __Β ] there's no electricity there's no
toilets there's no showers
that [Β __Β ] on your own you can bring an
axe if you want to handle the rest i can
canoe i can steer the [Β __Β ] boat i can
portage everything i can take the
[Β __Β ] food pack or you can carry it's
gonna be [Β __Β ] heavy okay common yeah
we've been with you
yeah yo carmen how am i about to wipe my
ass
thieves
paper bro
yes bring it
if you watch exactly exactly exactly
what do you mean exactly that's what i
thought
yeah okay so anyway we bring food we
bring toilet paper we bring [Β __Β ] fish
nobody takes into account having to wipe
your ass by the way so now let's just
imagine a scenario here
now carmen carmen the show gets very
crazy because there's lightning rounds
in the middle of the [Β __Β ] subject you
you are out in the wilderness with has
camping
has goes like a bear in the middle of
the woods and he just squats down and
takes a [Β __Β ]
you watch him and you go oh there's
how's my man taking a [Β __Β ] and then you
see a bear
staring at house taking a [Β __Β ] and this
is a grizzly bear approaching haas and
haas doesn't see it what what what i'm
not john quinones but what do you do i
got flashlights and uk flash
flashlights flash what are you gonna
start enjoying yourself a bright light
like a
flashlight oh e and a so i'm like blind
that [Β __Β ] bears are nocturnal
they hate bright ass lights they hate
loud noises so bang pots and pans
together like every time i go they're
like if you run into a bear loud noises
bright lights in their eyes they [Β __Β ]
hate it they'll run away otherwise bear
mace
but usually don't resort to that unless
you have to
okay because if you get that [Β __Β ] on
your own skin and burns for like days
okay grizzlies aren't supposed to be
very uh they're not supposed to attack
humans very much so you know just like
let him run into black thursday
then we can like you know just like
hang out watch the bear let it wander
off easy people that's not how it
[Β __Β ] works it won't see you there to
fight you otherwise
if i had to listen to your the sound of
your guy's voice i would run toward that
[Β __Β ] bear voluntarily you understand
you y'all it's funny it's and and not
just the voice and not just the voice if
i had to look at you all i might as well
[Β __Β ] the bear
i mean a lot oh totally joking ladies
you agreed to the show i didn't agree
you agreed to the fine print i all right
listen we're totally trolling i'd watch
that yeah you wouldn't because we're not
a furry
that's the one time anavar would
actually learn something it's giant
bunny where would you think i was on a
date
okay so first of all i'm a barista so
whatever drink or snack you want i just
make it home anyway you don't have to go
anywhere
but tits this season i want to walk
around and look at lights together and
get hot chocolate and just enjoy the
scenery and talk and maybe take some
pictures for social media so we can get
you looking good i'm also a photography
major so i got you so you think
and if you want to stream like that
what
you think he has to have makeup it's not
your turn don't talk
i'm talking about but i can talk
whenever that's something so anyway
yeah don't say selfies then
what do you mean
you should listen to the stream earlier
what he was talking about yes
oh yeah sorry i was just you blacklisted
that
chico and chad
first time chatter chico says
latina speak so you can prove how dumb
you are
okay it doesn't take much no try bunny
do you do you is that like too cheesy
for you yeah
listen
it sounds nice but here's the thing i'm
not a nice person chai and you know
that's okay you don't have to be nice to
me i'm just like toxic [Β __Β ] i like it
the thing is is that you know like the
things you are talking about those are
for a
normal relationship right but
you have to understand i'm different i'm
just a different type of dude and what i
mean by a different type of dude is like
i'm talking five minute doggie in the
back of my car right we could take a pit
stop
nah because after the pit stop i have to
go focus on my own work you know what i
mean oh okay don't worry i'm not
bothering you okay and chai bunny you
had a little friction there with latina
do you find her to be a [Β __Β ] idiot
i just did not really want him speaking
over me like this is my time with has
and she can wait her turn
john i like being the last person i've
said this before
okay and next up cinnabun where would
you take cars on a date
honestly i'd want to go to every place
that has been banned from um but then uh
maybe grab drinks and you mentioned like
detroiter ann arbor areas maybe go to
pinball pete's just like get blasted and
go to pinball pete's and just like
play games
it's a it's an arcade
too bad that pinball peds [Β __Β ] sucks
i mean that's actually the most
important
the most boring [Β __Β ] place and i used
to go there in high school it's a boring
ass place of 80s nostalgia i got time
for that dumb [Β __Β ] pinball pizza
very nice
if anything feel bad
you don't want to say i felt bad but i'd
take i would take advice uh
so
like i want your input but
ladies
i mean i feel like it would be more fun
drunk than sober hey by the way you seem
like the person that did get me banned
from the coffee shop
yeah
yeah you seem like the person
i think i did i think i banned you from
at least three of them exactly and right
now now ladies for guys like us right
when we're pretty similar
taking us to an 80s shop
not our cup of tea
but if you're not an 80s but but
but
if you take us to the 1950s
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ladies if you look at your phone
one more time i swear to god there'll be
repercussions of severe magnitude next
is uh innocent you're my favorite go
ahead alexa why where would you take
ozzy on a date then we're voting we're
kicking a [Β __Β ] off so go ahead
uh so i like to go out and do like
something where you can get some
exercise in i would like to go on a hike
bring some beers maybe get into
something naughty while we're off in the
woods who knows but then uh end up at
like i live in texas so like end up at
like a real good taco place or just
really somewhere we can shove a lot of
food in our face and then pass out later
and that sounds like a whole lot of
white people [Β __Β ]
and you gotta understand
i'm a hairy mediterranean
arabic man
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[Β __Β ] hiking and [Β __Β ] like that let me
tell you what truth is look
you know what i mean you have to prove
to me that you can be compatible with my
mediterranean middle eastern energy
because you're going to talk to me about
it
the [Β __Β ] you've been doing with kyle and
tom and [Β __Β ] whatever the hell his
name is they don't fly with me you
understand that don't fly with me i'm
not i just said hiking and beers in the
woods and what the hell else that is
well that's our mediterranean daddy like
what do you want
see your job
elixir your job is to already know what
i want i don't have why should i have to
tell you what i want you should already
know what i want
well i don't think you know what i waste
my time why don't you go to the
university and do some anthropological
studies into middle eastern men and see
what exactly is it that we want so
you're just like every other middle
eastern man is that what you're saying
if i look into that then i'll just know
what you want
and guess what i never shave my back
here for you never i wouldn't ask you to
do that people actually do that
and here's the thing right here's the
thing
look
right it's so simple it's so simple
right because i feel like listen i feel
like you you be outside right and the
katana falling from the sky
and guess what so the katanas falling
from the sky you have one job is to
immediately catch the katana this is
what you do falling from
right
you would fumble that you wouldn't be
able to catch it the first try you just
don't seem like you know what you're
doing you just don't seem like you know
what you're doing simple i used to baton
twirl i think i could totally catch that
ah simple as that yes
simple as that
what is that katana made out of haws
damascus steel
yeah
yeah should probably be more careful
maybe i don't know with it no because i
mean
okay
um
i guess good job there has uh next up is
morgan where would you take cows on a
date
um can i ask some questions abso
[Β __Β ] lutely
thanks haas um do you like sushi
hey [Β __Β ] no
okay um do you like fondue
hey [Β __Β ] no what the hell is that
um it's where you stick a stick into
like me and various things and then you
can like cook it in oil or like dip it
in cheese
wow
like desserts like you put in chocolate
it's really good so you know basically
when you tell me this kind of [Β __Β ]
you're basically saying
you want to be on the toilet all night
no
45 minutes personally that happened to
me i don't think my
i have many diseases
not like stds but like
like stomach diseases
eaten at these places recently and that
has happened to me so i think you'd be
fine because i'd be taking you to a fast
place
um you wouldn't have a reaction you
would spend money on him
yeah that's what i'm saying
and like there's this place
if you're not open to fondue it's okay i
can find somewhere else for this really
fun mediterranean place at the mall we
could go to
but if you're down for like a bougie
experience oh wait wait wait
why do you think i would want
mediterranean food because you literally
were like yelling at the last person oh
really really so you're making
consumption racial assumptions i'm not
making assumptions i'm going off yeah
you think just because just because i'm
middle eastern mediterranean that means
i like mediterranean food no that's
literally like you said i want the
mediterranean experience that's what i
was going off of if you want to like go
outside of that really no i i you know
what this is unbelievable guys
guys let's save the racism for when
we're offline okay gang mode simulator
where would you take hearts on it oh
yeah okay so okay so
if i
if we're not down for revolving sushi
because there's a place i was gonna take
you to i feel like sushi
and i don't know in san diego there's
this place where it goes on this like
belt
and you like pick your little dishes
revolving sushi or like pick your little
things that you want and it's like so
fun or there's melting pot
which like you cook your meat in this
oil
and you like
have these like sides with like cheese
and at the end you have this dessert
and like side note i'm anorexic so it's
really hard for me but i [Β __Β ] would
do it for you
dude i would eat that [Β __Β ] dessert
are you actually anorexic
yeah baby
what is the definition of anorexic
um it means hating your [Β __Β ] body and
also
destroying your body for years to
meet a calorie limit but i've gotten all
like let's push that all aside really
quick
in boy in
in boy therapy for that
i've been to treatment yes oh wow okay
okay maybe don't say it here though but
uh weird disorder i don't give a [Β __Β ]
yeah oh that's good
yeah letina get off your phone you know
you know you know that's actually really
relatable i used to destroy my body with
poisons toxins and steroids for for a
[Β __Β ] bodybuilding trophy
and also also that can start eating
disorders like i've had drug addictions
and all this other stuff that's time for
my eating disorder wow haunted a few
is it is it for most anorexic people is
it a mirror thing it's like i don't like
the mirror
when i was in high school when it
developed it was because some people
have a control thing some people have a
control thing about eating um i think
it's all about control and the eating
disorder anything is all about control
um
mine over the years like i'm totally
down with me getting weight
um but it's just been more like
i've trained my body to not need food
for so long yeah um
i was gonna [Β __Β ] murder me right now
i feel it
speaking my truth and i respect it but
also i want to talk about it after the
show
okay okay it can develop like your body
gets used to not eating and especially
if you put drugs in there
um you just get used to it
so okay oh you can be rough
okay i'm okay with gaining weight and
that's why i want to take him to fondue
because we're gonna [Β __Β ] gain weight
fondue okay okay sorry to intrude that's
uh okay fondue is the final answer
and now what makes you
recovered okay and mold simulator where
would you take hazy on a date
okay um
first thing i'm sorry to hear about um
your eating disorder is okay
glad i'm glad you're getting better uh
okay
so
uh i guess if i had to choose um a a
perfect date with haas i think um
maybe we would we would go to like the
national archives in in washington dc so
there's this old book section right so
there's the ones where if they see
sunlight for like four seconds they
catch on fire right and so me and haas
we like we pretend to care about like
like poems
or some [Β __Β ]
what do you think of that quickly house
that's [Β __Β ] boring as [Β __Β ] no no
we're not there yet we pretend to care
about poems but um in reality we're
plotting to hack into um the
headquarters of the cia and the reason
why we're doing that is
to avenge our comrade salvador allende
who was overthrown in the chilean coup
of
1973 and the the cia used declassified
documents claiming that they didn't
appear to condone it but there was no
evidence
which in fact we know that's [Β __Β ]
that the uh the u.s was integral to the
coup in chile
vote
what country does taiwan belong to
are you doing this because of enough
chinese
no i'm doing because you expressed some
views on the royales earlier so i just
want to know oh my what country is
taiwan yeah i'm not talking i'm i'm not
answering the question about taiwan i'm
talking about i need to know that that's
all i needed to know then that's all
listen to me
we know that they used
to know right all right so this goes
this goes on for years okay we start to
like go crazy together we end up in like
a toxic relationship you end up like
cutting my hair off in my sleep i am
like taking your left toe and i ship it
to your mother no
we have a child and and we can't take
care of the child anymore let me tell
you something
what country taiwan belongs to
then you have no chance with me
but we were
wait just listen listen it's our life
goal
taiwan belongs
that's enough
quiet
quiet latina where would you take uh
that's enough let's see i didn't say
anything
shut the [Β __Β ] up man yo come on
where would you take him on a date you
[Β __Β ]
okay i have a couple ideas so
um not an order but a couple ideas we
could do this all in one day
um we could go out because i know you're
inside probably all day from streaming
so we need to get out
explore the area
um
i don't know see some lights go skating
because i know you want to do that and
then i know you're writing a book so you
can
i don't know make your rough draft and
write it all over my naked body if you
want
you know what latino
you have to try a little harder than
that why are you smiling though i was
thinking about that the whole time the
first girl to make him smile wow where's
the wall latina what you just said
very disrespectful
why
very disrespectful it's a blank canvas
you can write your rough draft all over
me
finish your book
it depends on what ink i'm going to be
using because i think i have natural
producing ink whatever you want i'm also
writing a book
if you want to
yeah only seen with a blue light
i'm actually writing a holy religious
book too
all right so what do you think about
writing on her
um
well i mean i am gonna be writing on her
i just don't think it's gonna be my book
and i think it's gonna look more like
arabic writing because it's gonna be
very like squiggly and stuff you know
okay
okay we're going into a voting round
ladies it is time for one of you to get
kicked the [Β __Β ] off the show for not
having any chemistry with us we're gonna
go to love our host they either chose
love or they're taking the host and
roasting us on their stream
haas
moat
ghetto
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you and me you know we're more we're
more similar than you think you know
what i mean like like a great a great
like you can't you can't say the magic
words what what is everyone okay because
everyone else gonna go around and say
that taiwan's part of china yes
everyone else is going to others
oh my god i don't believe you
yes we were going to go to chile
together you know we were going to read
magic realism books yeah we were going
to sit down we were going to talk about
how important it is and how the
bourgeoisie is trashed together you know
what i mean we're going to talk about
how you're so much cooler than hassan
and more entertaining than hassan i
don't need this and we're likeable than
hassan i don't know relatable than
hassan i don't i don't know how you look
better than hassan and how you're more
handsome than hassan and how you're my
god
listen you think about hassan quite a
bit
for someone who's here for me supposedly
latina get the [Β __Β ] off your phone i'm
writing in chat
let's wait for that writing chat too i
feel like that's valid you know
ladies and gentlemen moat has been
kicked off the show has next time let me
ask you who you're going to kick off we
build that up
quickly we're going to go to quicker
rounds now
ladies the floor is yours you guys can
ask
anything how could you do that she's
best babe best yeah
she did you see the way she ate from the
uh
wild uh i don't think that's spending
are you guys defending here yeah
that's your competition why would you
defend your competition
okay i'm gonna remember that i'm writing
it down it's already off
you can you can defend people who are
already kicked off right are they going
to be brought to the bottom sure sure
you're just disagreeing with master
heart
yeah exactly
how you would want to fire the kind of
lady who'd give you a hard time
i mean
right now good girl
but like kicked off the first chick i
could say something to him and make him
have a hard time
okay which you seem to not be able to
understand
which is very very unfortunate you seem
to not be able to get right
is that when it comes to me i'm an
intuition-based person
ninety-nine percent of y'all on this
call you think in terms of boxes you got
all these little boxes you gotta i'm a
bratty sub i'm inside my listen i'm a
vibe you understand if you're not with
my vibe
then you're not part of my tribe
i mean i hate you
but there's only nine people in the call
so like 99 of us there's like a fraction
of a person remaining
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type in chat if you chose love or rose
cross
does some sword tricks yeah
let's wow us with your sword i can
already tell you i'll be right back one
sec
i just want to like see it it's not
about as if i have to impress you
not at all
like i didn't say that at all i just
wanted to see it because you were
already like everyone in this car is on
thin ice everyone on this call is on
thin ice so what do you want in a woman
what do i want in a woman yeah
be direct
realness
okay
now i know why why y'all are so silent
because guess what
what
y'all are the most fake people i've seen
you're right on twitch i'm fake
i disagree
listen let me tell you what realness is
what i'm looking for all right
and i can be there before oh you might
be in real life
i cried on funnels
okay bullet i'm not talking about this
but i don't here's the thing here's the
thing right here's the thing
here's the thing right here's the thing
here's the issue the number one problem
the number one obstacle the number one
dilemma the number one problem in this
room is that
y'all are on the third dimension of
reality right i'm on the 17th dimension
the bare minimum is 10 the bare minimum
is to be on ten the bare minimum is to
be on ten but i read about a cold like
not a single person in this call so far
actually one person in this call only
one i'm not gonna say who it is only one
person in this call will betray society
for me the rest of you will between me
and society me against the world you're
going to side up with society and you're
going to side with the world against me
how do you like you just trust me judge
that
besides all of us intuition
because in a video game i'm be driving
you got to be on the passenger seat you
got an mp7 waving outside the window and
we going hard and [Β __Β ] you understand
this ain't a joke
sidebar really quick like we're just
gonna go on a mass shooting in a video
game we're gonna no
no i'm saying we're gonna be chased by
uh assassins and [Β __Β ] you know what i
mean it ain't a joke can i ask you to
join like sidebar really quick
um do you play halo
listen halo infinite sucks
okay but d have you played halo
maybe
okay so if you have
just know that i'm literally every game
of halo i've played since like i was a
child
has been me in the side seat of a
[Β __Β ] warthog like i'm the side [Β __Β ]
listen if you were on my warthog playing
halo i would drive off the cliff you can
have the other one
that's interesting we can match
[Β __Β ] nerd i love it oh this is the
first time well i can we can shoot real
quick
what he's claiming that we all are like
i'm not gonna be like mean to you guys
when i don't [Β __Β ] wanna be
because i like you guys
um
i just i'm just going to be me
i [Β __Β ] like halo infinite i'm going
to say that right now in front of
everybody
i would mortal combat fighters
i don't play video games because i don't
have time for that [Β __Β ] i'm too busy
like you know like growing my channel
and like focusing on my goals and [Β __Β ]
like playing video games and i don't
even need to see haws as number one
because i don't think that's what makes
a partnership
um i don't need to agree with everything
i don't need to like caleb just like him
i don't care
i don't like halo just because of him we
just have so much income played halo
no i don't like hey like not because he
doesn't like halo i'm just saying bro i
thought we were going to be asked some
like super spicy questions where are our
superstars questions
the number one issue here john left and
he's complaining about us not being
content but it's like he's supposed to
provide the content
you're supposed to be asking us like if
you haven't [Β __Β ]
come on you have to ask let's suck some
bigfoot dick together john we're back in
here
room right now so the tone in this room
is basically like y'all are all at the
party y'all are talking this way and
talking each other and i walk the corner
looking out into the uh balcony because
you guys are making me realize how fake
society is
how fake is it okay let's like not just
be periodically disorganized can we like
start another round of questions on our
own just because john's not here we
can't
we can continue to have this piece like
somewhat organized or somewhat decent
and not pure [Β __Β ]
does anyone have a question they would
like to ask me
excuse me hey you know what i'm not
calling you all house i'm calling
hey carmen i have a question for you so
carmen what makes you worthy of me
honestly uh
i honestly don't know i mean i'm real
that's like the best thing i got that's
like literally the only thing i got
isn't it you're real how are you real
real
like that's my best credibility
[Music]
bro how do you prove you're real like
that's just something you have to know
how many times have you gotten banned
from starbucks
i don't really go to starbucks exactly
fake exactly fake
how's that right i thought the fake
[Β __Β ] is good
okay
okay let me ask you no i'm nice irl i'm
like a decent human oh you're nice you
know what you know what i call nice
people people who have nothing to stand
up for themselves for believe it that's
what i call nightmare i do have [Β __Β ] not
nice you're just weak
nah nah you're on some [Β __Β ] with
that [Β __Β ]
[Music]
everyone for no reason does not make you
strong by the way he doesn't mean
i didn't say you were being an [Β __Β ]
but saying that being an [Β __Β ] to
everyone for no reason is not strength
being yes it is
like
yes it is
no no no no no
no we're going stupid i don't know we're
going here
okay okay we we're going here carmen all
right when's the last time you ever
stood up for anything you believed in in
the face of adversity just now an
inverse
oh really oh really just now i mean
adversity
yes when's the last time you went up
against a group or a a mob or a society
and you got yourself canceled and it was
you against the world waluigi against
the world type [Β __Β ] when's the last time
you ever had anything to think
but guess what this is a nasty fake
world with a lot of crocodilians
reptilians everywhere everywhere you go
a lot of evil people and guess what
guess what
a
nice person a nice person in an ugly
world is what you call
a monster can i say hey i have a
question for you
so i would say that about like at least
like two people in this call are
probably reptilians just statistically
speaking
who do you think those two people are
well right here
and the other one's a secret
me carmen
that's all you don't know though
as a woman you don't have to even answer
what he asked and haws i want to switch
the question to you and it's not about
impressing you it's just genuinely
trying to get ready because i'm not
trying to impress you i don't care about
that i care about a real connection
and like when have you lasted up for
yourself but have you last went out to a
[Β __Β ] protest
i stand up from every single day i'm
going against the grain every single day
i'm fighting society fighting the world
what a dumb ass question it's not a dumb
ass question because i get it like i can
validate you as a person of color but
also as a woman
of color
i'm not a person of color
i'm not here
for you i'm not going to pretend that
i'm like
i'm not going to pretend that i'm
sipping over you because i do actually
have a connection but as a woman
anything you [Β __Β ] say any opinion you
have is gonna be deemed as [Β __Β ] or
as you try to be fake when that's not
the case and karma is [Β __Β ] right and
i wanna connect
i don't care like i wanna have a
connection and have a real conversation
here
let me tell you what you're looking for
a real connection and what i'm seeing is
error 101 i'm seeing blue screen i'm
seeing the connection is broken i'm
saying ain't no possible connection
because let me tell you the bridge
between me and you is the bridge between
real and fake and guess what we do not
connect you understand it's a dead usb
let's ignore that off what i said what
are you looking for
in a woman like what is your what am i
okay i'll tell you what i'm looking for
i'll tell you what i'm looking for in a
woman ready
listen listen
i'll tell you what i'm looking for
listen listen all these listen all these
women they say oh they're interested
whatever when i'm at my peak what about
when i'm weak what about when i'm i'm at
my lowest of my lowest that's when
you're actually useful because you can
heal me but guess what when i'm at my
lowest of my lowest y'all are nowhere to
be found every single person in this
call it's not
because pause everybody is that because
you're not an emotional safe place for
when you're a woman your partner is at
their lowest
listen
tell you the truth
y'all y'all doing this [Β __Β ] when i'm at
my peak when i'm at my lowest no y'all
ain't nowhere to be found i'm having my
sister when you've never you can't right
now listen listen i'm sorry i'm annoying
but i've been
paused like i'm telling you because what
your answer it meant a lot to me
this is what i've been saying the only
thing listen only thing i need is when i
get to my low state you're supposed to
heal me and put me back up into the ring
but you know what y'all do the minute
the other gladiator gets the other hand
i've been with an abusive
pepper sprayed me in the face when he
was at his lowest i verbally abused me
physically beats me like i'll put me in
the [Β __Β ] face when he was out sorry
sorry sorry i'm not i'm not sorry sorry
i'm not laughing i just thought of the
bear sorry that's fine
two days later i took him back because
at his lowest i was still so in love
with him and i thought i could fix him
that i took him back
we
emotional women that have been through
it have can have empathy will take you
at your lowest but that's not what you
[Β __Β ] want to be for somebody is your
lois being so shitty to somebody that
they will take you back the next day
when they [Β __Β ] pepper spray you when
they that's not what the lowest means
the lowest that is what the lowest means
just a woman that has been through a
abusive [Β __Β ] man that sucks ass
that they put their they have no
self-worth they will
put themselves on the line to get abused
again
listen
that's a serious topic i'm not gonna
comment on that all i'm trying to say is
that you should lowest when i say lowest
when i say lowest what i'm actually
talking about is when you're lowest in
the social status and according to the
eyes of society
it's about when you're broke it's about
when you're not being as successful as
you're usually
it's not about literally a [Β __Β ] loser
i i
rating somebody i've rated jaw when i
was trying to get on a show you know
cubot's jaw tried to be on a show and i
was like what am i doing right now like
i'm still trying to compare i'm not i'm
just i'm telling you
no no baby i'm doing there's nothing
wrong with that
hold on hold on hold on hold on morgan
morgan let me let me do let me diffuse
this a little morgan is pulling
hold on i'll diffuse it i'll defuse it
i'll diffuse it morgan is calling latina
a fake [Β __Β ] for hosting haas and she's
and basically cloud you're are you a
cloud are you a cloud demon latina is
that what you are no oh wait why did i
say that oh my god
no i agree she's a little fake she's a
little fake yeah no i agree not fake oh
am i the only one who thinks she's fake
or do we both think it because you
called her out and i agreed can we do a
double elimination
he's ashamed yes i think we should do
double elimination
like women's rights and like what
matters i can only just yeah i don't
think all right look i'mma just say it
i'm gonna just say it i'ma just say it
okay i know my mom's in chat right now i
know my mom's in chat
but i don't i don't know how much i want
women to have the power to vote
and that's tragic
i would just vote the same thing i'm
joking ladies i'm joking guys hey vote
vote joe biden let's go joe
yo hey hey do you hey ladies ladies do
you democrats sniff each other like like
your master jokes why are
canadians with american people no i'm
curious how you like uh lib how do you
liberal women like greet each other is
it like joe rogan or excuse me joe biden
do you guys go like
like to each other like
or is that only for
okay i
nobody's know support me for speaking up
i stand by you the wild latino like i
don't i [Β __Β ] did the same [Β __Β ] last
week of streaming or like [Β __Β ] giving
somebody my [Β __Β ] audience and all
that [Β __Β ] it's like there's this
validation seeking or even just want to
be friends with somebody
as a woman that's cool
oh yeah yeah totally funny now hold on
hold on
hold on
[Β __Β ] heart out no no no no one's
voting you or maybe i don't know but
check this out or anything i got you ooh
look at that
that's what he wants that's what he
wants come on you look like you might
like your real woman
ladies no hold on i want i would like to
apologize to the chat i know i do long
41-hour streams and i'm funny throughout
the whole thing and has has bad days
today's off day for him and he's just
dog [Β __Β ] content like the ladies but
you guys give subs
i got something special for the royale
tomorrow for you guys and number two
number two um
i don't remember letting you abe excuse
me ladina
just a sec ladies ladies ladies the
thing is when you guys get money it
evaporates when i get money the
production quality goes up you
understand like you guys are greedy
and is that why you you why
you yo you you you [Β __Β ] lift
okay latina you want to talk you you
literally look like you
you literally look like you're at a
christmas themed thrift shop right now
that looks like a thrifty comfy that
couch looks like from the thrift store
that couch looks like you ripped off the
[Β __Β ] some people's production value
is lights and others is drugs you know
yeah and you know yeah
drugs good ones
yeah and look at you you look like you
ripped out
no you literally [Β __Β ] jerk off midway
through a [Β __Β ] show like is your mom
proud of you she's watching no you're my
no no no latina that's the thing
that's the thing
no no write it on the dishes everyone's
business
but that's the thing that's the thing my
mom
no my mom's not proud of me for that my
mom's not proud of me your mom is proud
your mother she's gonna [Β __Β ]
entertain the chat for you there's gotta
be one [Β __Β ] genetic in here for me oh
yeah your mom supports me okay listen
first of all it looks like you ripped
the leather off your couch and you're
just on like this sponge oh it's called
a couch that is the brokest couch i've
ever seen in my life like this is the
thrift shop
don't you have a blanket to cover up the
sponges what the [Β __Β ] it's new
is that it looks like a yellowing spongy
couch i've broken i chose the color
what's wrong with you that couch
no no i just checked your sub count i
understand i understand
sweetheart you know what's so funny my
dog sounds the same
and you know what's funny you guys
actually you guys actually look alike
and you laugh at your own jokes yeah you
know you know what's funny i did have a
million views
and you know what's funny i did half a
million views overnight for funny and
you you you're known for you know what
you're known for latino yo latina you
know what you're known for you're known
for like crawling around the floor like
a slug on twitch
yeah that's that's your legacy that's
your legacy by the way i'm just saying
like
circa check the m's
check the um said shut the [Β __Β ] up
oh god
it's not true i'll tell you after okay
ladies we're going to go into a voting
round right latina i understand you want
to like sit with your thrifty maybe get
some fashion nova what the [Β __Β ] is this
thrift store [Β __Β ] what the [Β __Β ] yeah
whatever everything's gonna work it's
comfy okay yeah you look cute you look
cute
you look like you're in the [Β __Β ] army
the army doesn't wear fuzzy [Β __Β ] dj
she's in the marine corps bro all right
anyways anyways who i'm not one to talk
would you rather this or would you
rather me show my tits and be like known
for that on here no no no no that's only
monday tuesday wednesday thursday for
you known for that
all right anyways all right guys please
are you already known for sending your
news to people who don't want them
who me oh dude in my life
[Applause]
middle ground like you don't have to go
from like completely cozy to like it's
all exciting
i'm just sitting there
don't say that [Β __Β ]
if you've never sent a nude before i
don't know if you're gonna like please
the mans you know got you gotta do a
little nudes
just like
signals so it's like double and
encrypted right it's like
sun nudes and it doesn't make a big deal
like that doesn't matter that doesn't
change your worth and you're a [Β __Β ]
queen for sending them and being
confident enough i'm not saying it
changes their worth but just don't
follow us whoever just no i'm sorry
i'm not talking about here
in general whoever just [Β __Β ] said
that and mock
just mocked them back oh that's [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] they can't understand them
today
i'm not gonna stand here i'm not gonna
stay here and just be [Β __Β ] yelled at
and bitched at for what i leave
can we [Β __Β ] vote dude jesus christ
okay guys
oh my god yeah one at a time like guys
we can validate latina and save you can
send
hold on hold on we have my x in chat
everyone at miss pbj and chat and tell
her the [Β __Β ] off i'm on modding her i
didn't know she still had mod everyone
tell her to get the [Β __Β ] out of here
everyone spam [Β __Β ] off they're at her
mom
i don't know why i married her i don't
know
get the [Β __Β ] out of here
jill get the [Β __Β ] out of my chest
all right
all right no no no she's cool she's cool
chat chat i was kidding okay chad we
need some gifted subs okay
uh this show comes once a year we're
never doing it again so let's let's keep
you focused we are going into a voting
round has our ladies who feels like they
didn't get a chance to talk to uh uh
hazy
anna hasn't said anything anna are you
just gonna are
anna are you just waiting for us a five
foot two streamer in chat or like what
are you doing
get your head in the game man
get your head in the game what's wrong
with being five foot two oh it's just
pathetic is your mic muted or are you
just not talking about
but you're a girl who cares
no you're a girl if you're a guy and
you're five foot two
i actually get repulsed i'm like
if you're a girl
like if i saw wild latinas exes like
those little short dudes like while
latinas are so [Β __Β ] right here right
here
yeah
what's the shortest also no no what's
the tallest first perfect
my height
wait because that explains why when i
it actually explained so much when i met
haas
when i met haas he was a congressman
when i met houzz he was a call me
atheist have you noticed all short
people are commies i mean it's all short
people excuse me
all short people are atheists have you
noticed that
wow
that was good
listen
okay god please make it rain some
subscriptions i'm blessed all right
latina you look great you look great by
the way you look great you look like the
girl in class that i would go up to and
i'd be like hey can i have a pencil but
really i find you pause john just saying
all right so next we're going into the
voting round and let let me play the
music
ladies
ladies you are so screwed now um i mean
hopefully
aha
okay
so
as one of these ladies here
is boring as [Β __Β ]
one is not gonna stimulate you at all
and has you're a lot like me and i'm
gonna make it easier for the ladies haas
and i and has agreed with my take hard
corner royale and when he agreed hard
that's when he became my one of my top
dogs because he understood this take
without having me to explain it
a man
is not looking for a girl to come home
and talk to that's not real that's a
fake thing that we lie about because
society made us think like that
uh we just want play right goofiness and
stupidness yeah we just want to come
home to play like a playground like you
you think we want to come talk to you
guys about joe biden no we do that at
work you know what i mean
literally no i'm just giving you hold on
hold on i'm giving ladies i'm giving you
game another thing we want we want
cooperative right and you can't be in
sweatpants like what the [Β __Β ] is latina
doing you know what i mean but i'm just
saying we're not married we're not
married i'm just saying i'm just saying
right
when i'm just saying like if you want to
keep your man right you should always be
wearing uh like uh learning history
though like or wouldn't you be bored
yeah you're right you're right you're
you're every day no no look it's
supposed to be lingerie every day right
lingerie are you [Β __Β ] idiotic what
the [Β __Β ]
that's how you say it in
lebanese i'm gonna put some lingerie on
for you
it's lingerie we we speak french here
yeah it's not french fries
it's not french fries it's boom free
it's so good
so lingerie
all right ladies ladies here who here
is
actually let's go to the toxic questions
before we get rid of another cast member
um please do
what is everyone's fetish we'll start
with the boys so we don't get cancelled
i like
i like cat girl costumes right meow okay
go ahead house no one cares
um
fetish i like um
don't be boring
biting and scratching and [Β __Β ]
yeah
yeah
hey
let me rub you let me rub your tummy up
here
you like that santa yeah
yeah all right
biting and scratching okay we'll go anna
what's yours anna likes to dom up right
she wants to punch you in the face how
does that feel i don't i don't think i'd
mind it because chicks are so weak so i
wouldn't mind it i'd be like punch me
no i just don't i just like i i just
don't let them come for like days and um
like i like to torment them oh is that
why they come away with my food before
oh that oh so that's why they ghost you
i'm getting here
i'm totally yanking your chain
bullet what's your fat
we don't really have like a fetish but i
guess if i like i mean i definitely like
to do biting and scratching okay
wow a carmen
uh anal
and like hair fetish
[Applause]
me crazy yo call me crazy maybe it's
just me but anytime a tr a a girl brings
up hey john put her in my ass i always
immediately like text my lawyers and i
want to sue her i don't know why i get
so angry yeah i mean is that just me or
do do most guys carmen it's just you do
most guys entertain that carmen you have
a thing for your lawyer i mean
i mean i don't know about most guys i've
only had like three partners and did
they all did they all back
door i only asked two of them too and
they did yeah wow bless you chai bunny
what about you
i like total domination so if you don't
like what i'm wearing just let me know
yeah that's this is the channel for that
this is the channel for that this is the
circle
like my life is yours at that point it
comes with like trust obviously yeah
yeah that's what has likes to do this
house likes to do this to your face
right just squish your face right and he
yeah he wants to squish your face like
he's uh like he's thanos right and he
wants to call you a [Β __Β ] he wants to
call you a [Β __Β ] loser
he wants to call your [Β __Β ] loser
because i i i know you're from my tribe
dude me i've when i'm doing it i call
her a [Β __Β ] loser i go you [Β __Β ] 100
viewer andy [Β __Β ] loser
i always make fun of i always make fun
of her viewer account when i'm up in
there i'm like you [Β __Β ] 100 viewer
[Β __Β ] loser what
this ain't nightbot lady you know what i
mean like i like to call them a loser
okay we'll go to uh cinnabon what do you
like god i don't want to sound cliche
but like i am someone who is like
or if islam getting okay
yeah uh that and getting someone off is
like what gets me awesome
okay as long as
like they're enjoying themselves like i
will do like what it takes oh my god you
won the show i mean uh what do you think
of that
uh she sounds boring i'm gonna be honest
oh
i mean like as if my partner's boring
then yeah i'm boring but
wow so so let me get this straight so
like
you enjoy
being [Β __Β ] just uh a tool
yeah
more or less sex should be relatable
that's the thing like it is like wow
check your deal you know like
having physical signals that they are
enjoying i know i i definitely
understand what you mean yeah i
definitely understood sometimes i lean
back and i watch them right like i'm
like i like to feel like the freemason
right and i'm just watching them and
they're doing the best
i don't remember letting you we want to
know what yeah yeah i know but how's
this bringing zero content so i have to
milk this
so i appreciate it listen you know what
joker
you know like he always does this
i got one hour of sleep and you may you
make it seem like it's rocket scissors
bro i know sometimes i do 41 hours
streaming [Β __Β ] sleep by [Β __Β ]
insomnia but since you're saying it
since you're saying then you go then you
go oh is you're going too hard on them
how's you going too hard on them what's
the [Β __Β ] up or what do you even [Β __Β ]
want second of all here's what i gotta
say uh what's your name
cinnabon you just seem like a pandering
pandering patty but basically you're
just saying whatever you think i want to
hear and it's not what i wanted to do
listen i know exactly the type of person
you are
you kicked me out of starbucks you got
yeah exactly you just seem like the type
of person fake as hell you know what i
mean give me that [Β __Β ] man i'm fake
it's that i'm a chameleon you know it's
like i have no personality you would
sell me out listen you would tell me
listen you would sell me out to society
no i'm writer i'm writer [Β __Β ] die i i
i i someone steal money from me and i
overlooked it so nah you would sell me
out in an instant
nah well why don't we see if that
happens and no you know no why don't why
don't you see
that we live in 2021 in the age of uh
british people in general i'm literally
blind out of one eye
okay and you drink out of british tea
cups like this is some christopher robin
type [Β __Β ]
guess what
it ain't listen just like pinball pete's
it ain't quirky it's just cringe
but that's okay we're in the year of
embracing cringe right i'm not i saw
that online you sure i'm in the euro
year-round 24-7 i mean you can be based
and cringe 48 48 days a week
yeah
that's not very long actually why are
you doing 80 24 days a week seven hours
a day 80 days a week that's like
like a [Β __Β ] now you're just putting
their animal ears on
i have a caller too
the show's not the show's not just
calling everyone i don't mind if you
guys roast each other but you're calling
everyone cringe is not really the point
of the show innocent elixir um
and and
they're for you well
you know what you know what yeah i'm
gonna be honest i'm gonna be honest
okay
i'm gonna be honest
women come in two forms they're either
cats
or they are dogs
and uh don't embrace don't embrace your
masculine side ladies yeah i mean all
right we are going to voting has you
must pick love or roast you must find
out if these are deceivers
uh yeah go ahead answer your question
bondage and impact play
those are my whoa
to me
that seems to methodical planned
inauthentic and artificial i'll have it
right you don't know how to have it in
time you don't have to time me up all
the time
i just i just think
i see your type of person that you go on
the internet you go on i don't know what
the hell you do tick tock or whatever
the tumble or whatever and you just you
talk about it why do you have to talk
about it
everybody have to invent names
you don't have to like plan out a
spanking session my dude you can just
like [Β __Β ] get your hand out you just
seem like you just seem like you just
seem like your uh sexual preferences are
based on twitter memes and i don't
[Β __Β ]
no absolutely not no hold on hold on
hold on
you've never
has you've never tied up someone like
for me that the uber eats lady right
sometimes i talk i [Β __Β ] tie her up
right we're into each other like we love
that [Β __Β ] you've never done that
but that's not obvious listen i don't i
don't tie people up because
look honestly not to be racist whatever
but that just seems like white people
[Β __Β ] gonna be honest i'll be honest bro
i i i answer mine
that i don't i don't know according
yeah go ahead answer yours next is
morgan uh for your effect
thank you um and i've never had this
achieved because i've never really
opened up about it but um like teacher
student is kind of my thing role play
baby
interesting yeah a little bit of role
play it's not really like
raise your hand
so the thing is is that
um who would be the teacher
i think i don't know i'm down for either
i think that's that's how i know yeah
you just failed
like can i be the janitor
i feel like usually the man is the
teacher and then i'm the student because
i've kind of had that i will hunting
fantasy before mm-hmm
but the issue with you is that so let's
say i say you do you get the wrong
answer i feel you would argue with me
about it
i don't think there's a wrong answer i
think it's just whatever you're into
because i'm down for either
so like i don't think there's a wrong
answer i just think like we communicate
and use those skills to be like oh this
is what i'd like to do and this is what
you'd like to do let's [Β __Β ] do it
because i am kind of a switch in that
sense of like i'm down to be the teacher
i'm down to be the student
and i care okay and latina what is yours
your fit
my biggest fetish to be honest is and
i've never had this done but i want to
be tied up
and
i also i like to be
with ha specifically because we always
argue
i'm not no i'm not going to let him
dominate so [Β __Β ] really nice
it's going to be a [Β __Β ] war
oh
to be honest
no wait wait wait wait is it hold on
hold on
it's not the wrong answer because you
are more you're superior right
it's the wrong answer because what do
you mean there's going to be a war
there's going to be a war in bed you
know you're going to have to fight to be
dominant we're going to have to see who
why
why so you can write a tweet longer
about me
[Laughter]
to write a what
he's
he's saying he's saying he doesn't trust
the modern woman
he says that notes app [Β __Β ] apology
is not that way to go i guess no that's
why you gotta you gotta you gotta
make sure she texts it right and then
you screenshot and you show her you go
are you sure you want to go through the
wall and she's like yeah hulk smash you
know what i mean and then you get and
then you just [Β __Β ] whoa
or whatever i don't know it's during the
time now hold on hold on hold on hold on
excuse me mary jane this is not your
turn um wild
so you're saying you're going to be like
fighting and struggling with sexy like
wrestling and bad okay and then i'm not
gonna let him have me that easily oh
cause i i like to put up a fight oh wow
especially with all the tension wow but
are you weak aren't you weak
um
i guess we'll see like how hard he can
you know pick me up and toss me wow haas
what do you think of that
huh is that better than chilling with
your communists on discord
well
all right look i'm gonna be honest she
had the best answer so
yeah she's got game she's going she
could teach the older ladies here a
thing or two how old are you latino
funny
wow where did you learn that what the
[Β __Β ] okay that was interesting she'd
been reading uh some novels or something
that's amazing ladies and gentlemen
and it turns out you're 20.
yeah latina is it like you're extra
spicy to make compensate for your lack
of hardness
i'm [Β __Β ] trolling you lady you're my
favorite i need to make up a lot hey yo
tell us tell her what i said to you
offline i said
of all the chicks you you can hook up
whatever but this is the one that i want
you not to marry she's not e-girls
aren't marriage material but i said this
is the one i want you to i said this is
the one i want you to date offline yo
tell her yo
tell her i said that offline tell her he
did he did say yeah so shut the [Β __Β ] up
you dressed like a [Β __Β ] dude you
[Β __Β ] navy seal okay
shut the [Β __Β ] up
i'm saying i had your back you [Β __Β ]
i had your back i had your i had your
back and you're playing [Β __Β ] you you
owe husbands
you can't be comfy
here ty chilling with no makeup on hair
tie chilling with no makeup on that's
when you're the prettiest i hope that
you don't like military women john no i
don't i literally don't you i don't
enjoy it at all zero
okay right matter of fact i don't even
like when they talk all right anyways
let's go to the voting round because you
must kick one of these ladies and then
we'll find out if they chose love or
rose
i thought it was double elimination no
it wasn't someone just said that so
don't you shut your [Β __Β ] mouth and
let me run the [Β __Β ] show okay
let's see it
let's see it
you want me to pick right now
no actually i want to do a 24-hour
stream with you you [Β __Β ]
idiots
all you have to do is build up to it
like do what be cautious shut the [Β __Β ]
up shut the [Β __Β ] up all right so there's
people subscribe to this guy i'm gonna
shut the [Β __Β ] up bro i'm gonna do a
bottom two ready
uh cinnabon and carmen absolutely oh yes
we're doing a bottom two you guys must
fight it out i don't want to be kicked
bottom two right ready oh [Β __Β ]
carmen you have to both prove to each
other how much you hate each other
may i make another drink
yes go quickly um
quickly quickly let's move
listen if whoever destroys the other
most
successfully and most comprehensively no
hesitation destroy your fellow
it's just a fellow woman all female
solidarity is gone hey let's not assume
genders house okay go ahead
you
betrayed them
doesn't that anal sound a little
tempting though
[Β __Β ] no what the [Β __Β ] what the [Β __Β ] are
you not into that
what yo latina is going down in points
bro what the [Β __Β ] she ruins herself you
shut the [Β __Β ] up go ahead go go ahead
attack each other
um
sometimes you like inject random
comments that are really unnecessary i
mean it's cute it's quirky but it's like
very unnecessary and it's kind of
annoying
yeah well at least my background isn't a
another person that you don't know what
your relationship is with them so
that's why people [Β __Β ] ask questions
it's not that hard to answer this
hold on hold on ladies ladies
ladies bullets bullets moderator just
entered her house we're just gonna wait
to see what happened is it the dog
oh i saw you picking up something small
yeah
i already chose i chose i'm going to
eliminate
is she's the same person from the other
day that was like
uh haas you want to [Β __Β ] yes
oh i didn't even put that together yeah
no carmen i just want to say you're cute
you remind me of jeanette mccurdy
whoa
that's an insult that's uh
i think all you ladies are very pretty
not on my level okay so
you must choose one of the two
all right
so carmen you sound so much like jaw and
that don't run
why does everyone say that man
you i i don't run it's just not gonna
work you sound like that jaw dude way
too much and yeah that just do not run
with me
simple as that thank you for uh
releasing me i actually
decided to like try to love you because
i figured it would be more fun because
everyone like expected me to roast you
but this was this was actually kind of
more fun than i expected it to be now
carmen just ladies wait till i ask you
let's try this again for you blondes
did you choose love or roast for haas
but he didn't say if that was like the
what he decided
entirely yeah he said i thought i'm
pretty sure that was like saying like
it doesn't work it doesn't
are you choosing a lady to kick right
now is that what you're doing yes i
chose carmen why
because she sounds like john
so she sounds like a man to you
she sounds like a specific dude that you
know it's just a little weird that goes
against the grain that's always against
society which is what you said you
wanted earlier by the way
[Music]
wow because of that
how's his jaw again
no
why yeah he doesn't [Β __Β ] with real
people
i don't i don't admire him because i
don't understand that dude he just don't
make no sense to me
he's a [Β __Β ] genius that's why you
don't understand him because you're not
honest exactly you are literally the
mini jaw exactly i'm not a mini jaw dude
you are the mini female girl i'm not jaw
just because i'm an interesting female
doesn't make me jaw
just because i'll like be blunt as [Β __Β ]
and aggressive does not make me jaw
that's you're right but that's it's you
you like jock because you sound exactly
like him and you speak exactly like
maybe it's just a well community thing i
don't know dude
okay yeah i know uh kiana's live
thanks john this was fun
yes have a great one carmen sorry that
it didn't work out on love or roast
[Laughter]
i actually had fun okay
and just to confirm i mean i hate her
yeah
she big love yeah i know that's why it's
extra sad right
that is extra sad
she loved you
uh
yes okay oh yeah let's say he's get in
line
oh wow wow this guy's been watching a
lot of john circuit highlights
okay
so now now why are you covering your
beautiful face i need the viewers up man
come on show me show me your face take
your shirt off
come on bro you know we want shirt off
let's get a chant going in the chat
oh man why why why why so we can see
what we can see what a real man looks
like
oh i want to just i want to just i have
an emote for this part of my stream wow
ladies ladies have you ever officially
harry
potter dad he's got an armor of hair
perfectly aligned
i love that you are stuck
now ladies that upper chest is insane ah
show us the chest flex look at the upper
chest that is just full to the top to
the pretty crazy how it like just
[Β __Β ] did that you know ladies are you
jealous like have you ever had a man
that looked like this
unlike speakers
look like that if you were jealous that
our chests don't look like that no i
would never ask something like that i
would only um i would only imply it do
you like a chick being muscular like
real fit like you want to go to the gym
not at all i mean an innocent it's
pretty
finished let him finish no i don't like
her being muscular not at all like what
about just like generally fit
or do you like a little extra you know
i like a little extra yeah what about
just like this thin
as you want you want you want a girl
that's like how's you want a girl that's
like water when she walks a little
squishy like water why do you keep
saying water
slippery excuse me okay
um
okay
next is uh someone in chat said bunnies
zoom was sexy this is not a zoom call it
was so cute what is a zoom
oh that's human oh yeah cool cool yeah
because he took his shirt off so you
know
i love you try i love you try and i'm
not just saying that to keep you guys
closing on my show so now
now anna is there something you're
thinking about or do you just wake up
everybody
navarre do you just wake up every day
and say i'm just going to go through the
motions of life and not talk ever
pretty much yeah oh wow oz what do you
think
could you
who could you live with from this cast
like long-term live like no no you don't
have to choose them but who do you think
is the easiest to live with choose two
don't say like no to all of them and
kill content save that dog [Β __Β ] for your
stream
is gonna be
chai
why and
latino
wow
this one
wow
like really hurt i'm really hard to live
with
wow why did why did you choose these two
because i feel like they'd be more easy
going you know they wouldn't
argue with you as long as you're happy
i'm happy oh hell no fix that [Β __Β ]
doorknob
you know what i mean okay so so why
latina i feel isn't latina kind of like
just sometimes she wakes up on the [Β __Β ]
side of the bed or i don't know whatever
latina's number one problem is she's a
flake you know oh my god she's here
though
yeah is she normally a flake
yeah
cute no but
you say latina [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ]
don't leave him don't even [Β __Β ] how's
that gab that's cap
don't start with me
i do not want anybody that's gonna like
challenge you any point because that's
no changes no man on earth wants a
challenge at home that's why you're all
that's why you're all single by the way
it seems stable
i could be in you know what i
[Laughter]
no no we're joking uh listen
ladies ladies cooperativeness
cooperative if you're cooperative you
actually go higher in the ranks than the
harder girls in his phone like it'll
level up
that is 100 percent a level up for you
guys if you guys request
in life like you're cooperative you're
not no no
not like [Β __Β ] care about what your
partner is doing i mean you should
choose a you should choose a competitor
you should you should choose a competent
partner you should choose a con yo you
should choose a competent partner why
don't you do that honestly i just feel
like you're like okay i want this person
that's on my team
and like gets me but also is like
independent of their own self
and like is gonna do their own [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] and that's like where i'm at where
i'm like i can be your teammate i can be
your [Β __Β ] supporter when you're down
no men don't want to listen listen
listen let me give some game like since
since you've since
hold on since you ladies are failing
miserably on this show i wanna give you
game no man wants a bow master
girlfriend no man wants a paladin
girlfriend no man
no excuse me i didn't i don't i don't
remember asking you a god damn thing
hold on let me finish let me finish you
guys didn't speak the whole [Β __Β ] show
you speak now
should be a shame to yourself
being [Β __Β ] muted the whole damn show
all right
listen no you want to be boring you guys
all you guys only have the courage to
speak when i'm building your momentum
like get the [Β __Β ] out
where were you when you were literally
taking a [Β __Β ] and that was better
content
i could take a picture of my [Β __Β ] post
it on discord get more views on this dog
show
all right anyways anyways you can't call
a guy who play for john the audience
that was agreeing with him or the ones
that are [Β __Β ] sims and [Β __Β ] like
losers don't
hearts in the chat if you like me in
chat okay
all right we'll test your we'll test
your [Β __Β ] theory okay we'll keep it
all the way
please morgan for the love of god let me
finish let me finish because i can
literally walk because you're [Β __Β ]
rude to me
all the women you're with because they
won't
be
yo
you guys are the empathetic woman that
you will meet that will
have your side and like be on your side
when you're [Β __Β ] shitty all around
i'm not going to be on your side okay
literally nobody gives a [Β __Β ] call me he
has not [Β __Β ] been rude to me okay
please let me speak no you just didn't
hear me i was very all right no hold on
hold on
let me say one thing
please let me say one thing okay one
thing okay you can't handle that second
okay
all right
are you serious guys let me say one
thing
okay
no man i'm giving you game two you guys
ladies are single you need me all right
i'm giving you good game right now no
man wants a bowmaster girlfriend no man
wants ice lightning mage fire poison
mage is a girlfriend no man wants a
paladin warrior dragonite as a
girlfriend no man wants a thief as a
girlfriend for you gold digger shut the
[Β __Β ] up for the love of god shut the
[Β __Β ] up
all right no one wants a bandit a chief
bandit a shadower a night lord oh no
crossbowmaster they just want a cleric
that's why when you go to a house party
that girl who's supportive and
cooperative has a boyfriend and cleans
up after
everyone's right
cleaner at the party
but the fact that this is like us as a
woman as a troll and still supporting
this is so sickening oh god here we go
it to write a write a tweet longer i
don't have time for it right now no no
no no no no
i'm sure you don't i know we hate women
speaking yes no
you know what's funny is
there's just trolling going on no no let
her cry let her cry i don't mind i'm not
crying i don't give a [Β __Β ] no no i'm not
hey i'm not that streamer i'm not that
streamer if you cry on the show i don't
give a [Β __Β ] i'm not worried about a
check mark
i don't care about crocodile tears i'm
not that streamer
talk to
you can't say that anymore yeah i'm not
i'm not the fake streamer that's going
to appease the ladies crocodile tears
okay i don't give a [Β __Β ] about
crocodiles
[Β __Β ] her like she's suck she's boring
here we go i don't give a [Β __Β ]
no nobody's boring here
okay all right thank you that alcohol is
strong listen nobody is boring here it's
only in comparison to me including haas
so how's
morgan you're doing great you're my
favorite you're bringing all the content
so talk to us talk say hi please talk to
her
i'm like okay
i'm such a piece of [Β __Β ] no you're not
you're not the others are boring you're
awesome we love the feminism here matter
of fact
women should be able to vote go
ahead i have chronic insomnia it just
kicked in last night didn't get any
sleep just last night
yeah you interrupt me and it's a really
big turn off by the way
uh how would you solve my insomnia
sounds like you need a therapist for
that oh hi i have an answer so yeah so
like in my house for example like i have
my whole room decked out with like a
projector and i just put amaranth air
licking asmr and surround sound and i
listen to that all night it helps me go
to sleep
that would keep me up
what if i had special headphones for you
to listen to them
like the whole night
that i would not want that and
and also
on the whole wall too and it's super
loud
so i mean don't knock it till you try it
has jesus man i would start out with
like a nice back massage just to get
your muscles all relaxed and then i'd
give you tea
words so you can chill a little bit
and if you need to tie yourself out even
further like
you know
senna was talking about being untold
like we could work it out keep it 100
are you suggesting
[Music]
me oh no no
[Music]
maybe a kitty instead
wow
you don't want me there oh he's standing
up oh my gosh
look at him nice
all right now it's even listening right
does he have should we
like he doesn't have to listen to us
right now
sorry ladies does this thing where he
needs to lower your account yeah go
ahead house
yeah so uh that's a i mean okay i get
that listen but here's the thing is like
this is a really deep problem that i
have like really bad insomnia and it's
like always tired i'm still awake
whatever it's like the only thing that
really solves it is edibles pretty much
but i don't like doing edibles because
they [Β __Β ] up my brain and they do bad
things to me so basically there needs to
be an organic remedy they're like real
[Β __Β ] real [Β __Β ] real [Β __Β ] no no cap have
you tried melatonin yes i've tried
everything have you tried mugwort you
tried xanax no i don't know have you
ever
thc and cbd is the only thing that works
you just need like a like solid person
in your life yeah to make you probably
like cozy with somebody
i just realized you remind me of my
buddy i had this buddy named daniel as a
bouncer right this co-worker and he'd
always
when i take him home right he'd always
do a line of coke before bed and he's
like i have better dreams on it and once
when i was living with him i kept seeing
him do it and i'm like what the [Β __Β ]
he'd actually go to bed after a line it
was crazy i was like what the [Β __Β ] he's
like i'm tired he's just like music like
all right baking soda we got baking soda
a therapist or something about this you
know therapists like treat insomnia
their hairs are a waste of time oh my
god
have you tried light therapy then no
a light box you should try that crystals
i could wave a crystal around now now
ladies ladies the next question is it
doesn't matter which one because that
shit's bogus really how about meth
oh
bobby i
there's wouldn't know
aren't bogus
no like the were you were you like wait
were you implying
you're boring him you're boring my king
waving
about waving random crystals around him
okay
so now so now so now the next question
is to you and i don't know if this is
like
i don't know if this is your real take
but you know my position here do you eat
the box in 2021
uh i've gotten to a position where i
just feel like i don't have to do that
absolutely
good for you i don't even like being now
but you should eat people out there it's
not like a requirement
who said that
you know the thing is is that
why should i submit
wow
yeah but why
but here's the
yeah go ahead
she said she said because they're
subbing for you so there can be two subs
what the [Β __Β ] yeah there could be when
you're getting ahead from a woman yo let
me tell you something you're letting
them have all the control no no you a
guy should always be in a position where
if burglars come in he's like ready he
shouldn't be on his knees like he still
could be if a burglar came in and i was
giving [Β __Β ] head i'd still be just as
scared or like protective as if it
wasn't no no no no if he if he's a boy
if his head
if you walked if the burglar walked in
and saw the dude on his knees he
wouldn't even get robbed he'd be like
man i feel bad for this [Β __Β ] beta
i get the like joke
that is so boring you know you want to
hear the funniest part of that is
i'm not joking
i'm not joking
okay go yeah go ahead
no let her do her content go ahead
latino
no i was just gonna say it's just so
hypocritical to say that you wouldn't
eat you know someone's box are you
kidding
there's germs with that
okay literally i know you're doing this
for a troll no i'm not ask my ex
that's my name i don't even like it
because i i just don't get pleasure from
it so that's great for me but for other
women that are like powerful bad ass
[Β __Β ] they should get it eaten out and
if you don't your [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] that is
just so boring in life
yeah no no what's crazy is what's crazy
is
double elimination what's great no not
yet hold on hold on hold on
hold on hold on what's crazy is what's
crazy is is in 2021
that's a very dangerous activity to get
involved with
like this is not
no i'm i'm telling you guys
[Music]
insomnia he could just listen to like at
least three or four of these girls like
talk for the rest of the night you think
you're going to sleep with us
i think he would be haunted by our
voices to hear the t
of the actual women that aren't here
just something for him and saying
whatever he [Β __Β ] feels like hearing
because that's so boring whoa and if you
want to pick yeah exactly
dude but i'm not here to like do that
for you i'm just here to [Β __Β ] have a
conversation wow and like i'm not
playing a character here mm-hmm
like let's [Β __Β ] have a
combo
it's really fun to date somebody i'm
playing a character where i'm an ass i'm
playing a character where i'm an [Β __Β ]
[Laughter]
oh we're here
no i'm just i'm just saying i'm a good
person
i'm playing a character when this is a
very exciting and diverse cast totally
and not a very diverse cast you're right
i've been told already that i'm the one
that makes it interesting and actually
challenges you and not here just
stepping for you
not as a bash to other women i [Β __Β ]
love all of you we're supposed to be on
topic
let's stay on topic on the box
on the box on the box stay on the box
topic everybody can vote out listen so
so let me ask latino a question so
latina i have to eat the box
yeah
in what world
and mine i don't know what boxes you've
eaten that have scarred you for life
tell me why i should have to do that
well it's like when you go to a store
and you don't like you know what you're
eating and what you buy you're not going
to go there again so maybe that's why
you don't like eating bocks
when you come to my shop you're good why
do you like so latino why do you like us
man
what why do you like a submissive man
whoa
i just like to take control
i like to just like control why yeah
because i have so much anger in me that
i just need to let it out
do you have anger in you
i have anger i want pause to take his
anger out on me i think
we'll eat my box for the right and we
can both take our anger out on each
other
yeah so i have to eat the box though
well i want you're going to want to to
be honest
you're going to like it it's going to be
so tempting
why don't you want to please just taste
so good
what if i told you
you're not even gonna want that
why cause you're bad at it
no you're not even gonna want that
because you're not even gonna need it
but maybe i will
why no
are you saying you're not satisfied
[Laughter]
you haven't ever been in the presence of
a man who immediately
does the job for you just by being in
the christians it's five minutes only
doggy though just by being no one
yeah nobody does that and let's not
pretend right now no that's a real thing
serious
what do you mean pretending are you
using your pretending
you're
pretending maybe i'm like five minutes
maybe like five minutes sex maybe i want
someone
actually
i'm busy
so i you know if i [Β __Β ] have sex for
five minutes like i'm out of breath like
i'm done but we can't just assume by
somebody's looks that they know how to
[Β __Β ] eat it after five minutes like
who cares
i'm talking about doggie not eating box
then eat no they would dumb in five
minutes
eating cause all i'm saying is that if
you see me there on your couch wearing
nothing you're going to want to you're
going to want to eat the box
i don't give a [Β __Β ] if anybody wants to
see my boss and and latino the thing i'd
rather have something
like on most things latina you're wrong
you haven't seen it yet though oh wow
okay um
you know you know what's weird though is
like every girl who's ever cheated on
their man to please me always used to
tell me their man ate the box
it's just a coincidence
i'm sure john interesting
i'm sure that's not all
yeah sometimes sometimes sometimes
sometimes
i like to check i like i like to check
their the guy's instagram before before
she cheats
why let her cheat though because you've
gotta respect me why let her cheat it's
not my it's not but no a home right a
home wrecker a home wreckers
a home wrecker's dna has nothing to do
with me it's in her dna to cheat i'm
just kind of if it's not me she's going
to do it with the gas station dude might
as well be me
sounds like you have some like
story to tell no no my dna actually i
only do facials so but here's what's
crazy though is like
when the guy finds out that he
his he got robbed by someone like me it
actually batters him usually what
happens i checked their instagram eight
months later the guy gets really jacked
and he starts to like
trying to simulate who i am and it's
super cool to see
but but if if if if if the girl gets
with some gas station dude then the guy
just gets very sad
right because he goes damn that guy took
my girl away from me and he didn't he
didn't even pump premium the guy makes
ten dollars an hour right
didn't even pump diesels
we can also have that but also
can you guys tell me your last like
relationship with a woman or like uh
whatever yes that's a great one
let's go around and ask everyone about
their last relationship why not answer
okay
or similar
you know when you do that in it's funny
it's like you guys can only talk at the
same time it's like it's so weird i'm
asking you tell me individually should
we call this the dead air podcast with
interrupting yeah it's funny john is the
user oh here we go thrift store
here we go thrift store
dude i feel dusty i feel
elimination for two ladies we're going
to hurt you can you just answer all
right and latina
latina when you mention my name i feel
dusty don't mention my name
yeah is that from all the [Β __Β ] dirt
in your room because you don't the
bottom three wanna hear the phone stream
with your hands do a clean room
everybody shut the [Β __Β ] up what is going
on
yeah bottom three
ready
first
latina
second
cinnabon
third
bullet
now i have one question that's going to
determine who gets eliminated ready
yeah it's very important that this
question is not messed up
how many holes
are below three we have three
no not below in total you [Β __Β ] idiot
oh hold on wait wait wait wait um
okay all right all right it's done uh
bullet and
uh cinnabon goodbye
whoa why why why why why
but that word
is the wrong answer
wow
i chose the same answer as latinas so i
feel like that's probably well i
um i did choose roast um
and um i chose it because china [Β __Β ]
sucks [Β __Β ] china all right see you guys
racism
oh no she means the government she meant
the government she meant the government
guys we have some chance to talk about i
can't believe you almost eliminated me
what the [Β __Β ]
latina wait wait and uh
why did the other one leave we're
supposed to find out if she chose love
or roast get back in here probably inky
do you yeah
yeah all right
all right this is great you know since
it's that
you know it's just so weird to me how
i've never been on a show with girls
that are like smarter than me
i'm a bouncer i'm a bouncer dude i'm no
scholar
look i love you i love your [Β __Β ]
troll energy
i'm shocked you haven't been yes you are
i'm shocked you haven't vibed with like
some
morgan has anyone ever told you that you
just speak a little too much oh
a little bit yeah i just don't care
because i'm a [Β __Β ] powerful woman
that will
i mean this sincerely one of the most
beautiful things a woman can do
is just sit in silence does that um
affect you and your own misogyny
you think that's like kind of built in
because i have as a woman my own
misogyny built in from being raised in a
church
and there are certain things that are
expected of a woman
that is like oh yeah this latino's
taking the lead to me silence
means that you can stare you can be
confident and you can stare nothingness
in the face
and still be something i've done that
tonight and unfortunately i just won't
like put all that into
this convo because i actually want to
have like friendship with you a
relationship or whatever
like
i just don't think that's what is meant
to be as a now no i don't i don't mean
to uh bring up the uh misogyny level but
latina
is reminding me of piccolo right now she
doesn't want to be in the bottom three
again
and it's very interesting actually no i
just got anybody and i looked at it
i would love to have like a real
conversation with you how's like off
stream like just talking and whatever
morgan what if i told you what if i told
you i'm a bad person i'm just a bad man
i have dealt with worse i promise you
pepper spread in the face would you
pepper spray me in the face baby
no but
so then you're good
so i can have a conversation with you
i can be your shego
you can watch and whatever i just don't
care because i have been under way worse
and i'd rather educate
somebody morgan what if i told you i'm a
cold-hearted person
i
don't believe that i feel like it's
here and i don't
and if you are like dope we can talk
about it and then we go our separate
ways
that's what i think oh i think i'm
a lot better than getting hurt by some
random person i just met wow okay so
that's
in love with somebody that pepper
straight morgan my sister's your advice
you're too
open to people
um
[Music]
this is a nasty world you know like
no for sure
but i don't think everybody has this
are you calling her naive
there's some people like me
i think you play a character and that
you actually are hurt by things
and i forgot like
like dope
but
i think
let no we're gonna do anna's favorite
set section of the show we're gonna do
psychoanalyze haas why is haas the way
he is
okay i don't really know you that well
so i can't contribute everyone has to
try
okay
i'll say it i'll start
because you had good parents
is that true because i was going to ask
him about his relationship with the
father very good relationship his father
was a hard ass so he should definitely
buy his father a house when he's the
next big star
is that like being a hard ass makes you
like absolutely if a father if a
father's love ain't bitter you had a
mother
i think that's wrong
yeah that's why society's so weak in the
west you should see us third world
babies we [Β __Β ] dominate let's go
and know how to connect with your
feelings right you know how to be for a
woman right yeah we want to yeah
that's
why is that a good why is connecting
with your feelings like a positive in
you when when the [Β __Β ] makes you a real
person
it's funny you real people have all so
much in common like you're always crying
we're always like getting in touch with
our emotions and crying while we're sad
so embarrassing crying
yo crying is not by the way yo by the
way crying
let me just say something yo
let me just say something crying let me
just say something let me just say
something crying is crying is not normal
when you're when you're doing i'm
serious i'm serious check this out check
this out check this out there's weeks
and weeks at a time where you go without
crying and life is going good
that's the truth that's that's the no no
no that's no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no
dude no that's like literally what
creates breath when you're a baby my
love if you were crying listen i've i
have i've experienced more of the work
i've worked five years as a bouncer i've
met billions of people i've met you and
you know and here
and no no but here's here's here's the
weird thing is i've met all you ladies
before you've never met a guy like me
i'm the rare one here number two you're
all weak you you go about the world
i'm serious i'm serious you listen
listen listen listen listen yo yo listen
listen listen listen
you're weak you're weak you're weak you
are weak you are weak you need to man up
you're the highest i'm going to clean
that room because it's so it's not in
there
i'm just trying to match you i'm trying
to match your thrift store
never what the [Β __Β ] i'll tell you
something i'll tell you something i'll
tell you something i'll tell you
something my when my [Β __Β ] hold on hold
on hold on just a sec just a sec joe
when my best friend was stabbed to death
my first emotion was anger
that's unfortunate because honestly i've
been yeah and you know what you know
what check this out check this out check
this out and most people are damaged for
life from stuff like that
life goes hey hold up hold up hold up
hold up
life goes on you got to be strong ladies
you can have life goes on look at me
like i'm talking
this week i've had my best friend get
choked out by her [Β __Β ] boyfriend oh
my god
you're missing the point you're missing
the point
it's not the point i have not cried one
time this week that's why i've been
choking over her boyfriend the other
best friend left her boyfriend who is
[Β __Β ] awful and shitty to her and the
other person has breast cancer or both
breasts okay i don't care i don't give a
[Β __Β ] i don't give a [Β __Β ] about these
stories hold on hold on hold on no no no
i care i care but i don't look look look
i can i can i i care i care i care i
care but not enough to cry because hold
on let me find out
these are people in my [Β __Β ] life my
dude oh my god i could cry for you right
now if we had a whole conversation about
the [Β __Β ] you've been through no no
that's we oh that's weakness hold on
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
hold on then do some content for the
love of god you're not [Β __Β ] doing it
just [Β __Β ] listen
here's the thing
you're bringing up really serious [Β __Β ]
yeah and this is why you have to
understand yeah this show is not no but
here here's what house is trying to say
how's this trying to say you
you people who live like this right the
more emotional people you feel
no no no no no there's some women that
are not like you but check this out what
you're doing is get you're giving evil
internet trolls ammo on you it's not
good
it's not we're trying to protect you
morgan that's why i said you're gonna
get yourself hurt yeah i don't care you
need no you should care you realize
you're bringing up some really serious
personal [Β __Β ] you guys understand that
this this twitch uh this internet [Β __Β ]
these are all really sick evil [Β __Β ] i
know they're saying
you gotta realize that
they're going to use it against you like
this serious stuff because you think
it's fine that's like the first thing
that i've heard you say that's like damn
dude you're right you're [Β __Β ] right
i get it there's a lot of [Β __Β ] i can
talk about who i am and i will stand up
for what i believe in before i give a
[Β __Β ] about anything else
and i think that women because the whole
point of this conversation is that women
can be strong as [Β __Β ] won't cry about
anything
and you're being like this narrative all
right here's my question morgan morgan
every time i've dated a crier the girl
that cries after a few months with me a
year goes by and she doesn't cry you are
around no no that means you know what
that means you know what that means that
means you stay around weak friends
that's why
an emotional safe space for somebody to
cry
crying is the most human
thing that you can do
my dude
everyone everyone loves to cry until
they realize that no matter how much
you're crying no matter how much tears
you shed
nobody cares because it's your own thing
you're allowed to [Β __Β ] cry
for you you won't cry
no i'll tell you i'll tell you this this
is a doggy dog world that will not show
you any mercy unfortunately that doesn't
mean that's right that doesn't mean
that's okay it doesn't matter if it's
right or not it doesn't matter if it's
right
it don't matter if it's right or not
that's just how it is yes
it should be and that's why we should
change the [Β __Β ] world so when the law
of the jungle is eat or be and you're
just saying you just want to be eaten no
it's not about wanting to be in i'm
strong as [Β __Β ] even though i cry it'll
beat the [Β __Β ] out of somebody i will
fight somebody and i'll tell them that
they are [Β __Β ] shitty listen morgan
never heard her actually
morgan never forget that one person's
tears are another person's enjoyment
okay good for them true and i've also
[Β __Β ] somebody up with my tears i've
been pepper sprayed in the face from it
oh no don't say your private stuff don't
say your private stuff i don't care
about my privacy i care because people
need to know okay
the lesson here is shed a tear slam your
desk and move on quick that's the lesson
okay
yeah i need you guys to and check this
out let me tell you something let me
tell you something hold on morgan morgan
morgan all you do is spread bad mental
health to the world by teaching people
to be like it's okay to cry all the time
hey if you're crying all the time that's
normal yeah if you're crying all the
time that's normal
no check it out hold on hold on just
silence silence that's enough look
listen listen all right
okay your turn and then my turn okay my
turn if you're crying all the time
go get a therapist man it's not normal
go talk to a therapist not you not you
anna you're not okay in the head
and i wasn't here to [Β __Β ] do this
right now i'm not kidding i was gonna
play [Β __Β ] character and like no no
characters okay this is great this is
great
it it's actually sickening do you do
shrooms morgan do you do shrooms yeah i
do i do
i have it behind me in the back
obviously
i do do shrooms i do do psychedelics why
do you do demo why do you do demonic
poison do you know
so hold on true or false true or false
true or false
no shut up i'm a thousand times more
like emotionally connected to life than
you are because you're a [Β __Β ] i know
[Β __Β ] ass [Β __Β ] i know
i know without having like yeah i'm the
[Β __Β ] you're the one crying
you're the one crying
yeah hey hey [Β __Β ] wait could you
call me uh could you
hold on could you morgan morgan could
you call me a [Β __Β ] while crying
your mama
while crying you could do that not even
actually when you're not crying wait
aren't most mushrooms covered in uh poop
aren't you just digesting poison
that's literally
not the [Β __Β ] point and you're wrong
psilocybin is good
ass view of truth
makes you a man
like side note from you because you're
not even a part of this cause i know
there's probably a turn off for you but
i feel for you i feel as if like as a
woman looking at a man it sucks when you
can't [Β __Β ] express your emotions
without seeming like a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] wouldn't it that is the sexiest
that is the sexiest trait of man
this is a ruthless doggy dog world and
if you're crying you're just not in tune
with what the reality is
okay it's gonna be nice it's just not
dragging it out into twitch and
everything right now don't give a [Β __Β ]
i think it should be dragged out into
twitter yeah i'm sure you do i'm sure
you do listen i do listen
sometimes i can shed a tear i can shed
tears of joy sometimes when i see the
face of my defeated enemies
begging for mercy
okay well i'm leaving what you're rage
quitting are you rage quitting it's not
rage quitting it's that you you're gonna
win the show really wasn't even open to
your perspective
you don't like our opinion so you're
gonna leave
it's not about an opinion it's about
youtube
that's that's our opinion from our
mindset
are you
you're a person of color right
now you're being racist towards me
what's your problem what the [Β __Β ] is
that no no that has nothing to do with
it then my miner my no no i don't give a
[Β __Β ] my minority status has nothing to
do with my [Β __Β ] opinion of crying
don't let the shrooms talk for you what
the [Β __Β ] is that i didn't i didn't say i
didn't say you're a liberal white woman
trying to [Β __Β ] colonize me with your
dumb [Β __Β ] liberal [Β __Β ]
i am trying to stand up thank you stand
up for anglos stand up for anglos why
don't you have fun you guys wow
are you actually rage quitting
yeah i am you're drunk you must be drunk
i i've never seen this in my life drunk
i'm over it like i'm over being just
chill you don't have to be ashamed
oh my gosh
morgan thank you so much for being on
the show like morgan we'll see you on
the royale morgan
you've absolutely you've got your own
you're an incredibly strong and i feel
like everybody has loved your
participation highest power level we've
ever had character i'm over it because
it actually makes me emotional and then
oh my god
it's twitch we're joking around we're
talking about cavemen we're talking
about bigfoot earlier we're talking
about bigfoot you're a baby you're
emotionally five years old
come on
okay all right all right morgan you
don't have to stay you don't have to
stay you don't have to say okay it
doesn't matter like i'll [Β __Β ] cry
right now it's my opinion
it's my opinion your opinion
okay fine that's your opinion but i'm a
woman standing up for themselves instead
of stepping up oh my god
okay thank you morgan
okay and i know you don't respect me
because you're a piece of [Β __Β ] that
doesn't believe crying out of any human
emotion are you are you gonna be racist
towards me again what did my minority
status have to do with anything why did
you call me a minority don i didn't call
you a minority you said person of color
what the hell was that about done stop
going
on
because i give a [Β __Β ] about what you
have to do
okay it's supposed to be a fun show okay
it's supposed to be a fun show okay i
get it and we can [Β __Β ] laugh at me
[Β __Β ] crying and it's so funny
i know it's really hard to connect to
but that's how i feel okay
i give a [Β __Β ] about what you have to say
and that your internalized misogyny is
really shitty for you to deal with
misogyny
to be the person to stand up to get the
[Β __Β ] off how about that
get the [Β __Β ] off misogyny the [Β __Β ] is
this [Β __Β ]
hey john how can you look like a
lumberjack today this is ridiculous yo
when girls do this crocodile tears [Β __Β ]
and call every
my opinion is crying is bad you should
be seeing someone and her opinion is i'm
gonna [Β __Β ] make circa look like a bad
guy bad guy on twitter think about it it
is my show and you just she totally
stole the show for some clout or
whatever the [Β __Β ] man this is
yeah all right go ahead all right talk
to the ladies you talk to the ladies
okay so
i actually wanted to say something about
the whole psycho and analyzing things
okay so what do you think freud would
say that um don't ask me what i think
freud would say can you uh can you give
your best effort to
unlock this okay okay i mean i'm just
saying that like you know i do observe
that you tend to cling to a very large
phallic symbol often and i'm just
i mean i do think freud would have a lot
to say about that
maybe what do you have to say about it
uh insecurity maybe
what else
i mean you don't you don't really seem
like you want to like
commit
in a relationship
it does seem like you want distance
what does that have to do with the
phallic symbol
the phallic symbol is about insecurity
that's what i meant so what does
insecurity have to do with the other
thing
it's related i guess i don't know maybe
i'm just
okay so what is what am i insecure about
i'm not trying to diagnose or anything
i'm just
is
hold on hold on anna haas's opinion
about crying is uh
it's bad you should be checking what's
going on with yourself if you're crying
all the time
is that horrifically wrong
on what you mean by all the time because
like obviously crying is normal once a
week once a week twice a week
i think twice a week might be a bit much
so you would tell uh even the last guest
that
because then she'd call you a
misogynistic bro
i picked depends because it depends on
what you're crying about
like if you're crying over the loss of
someone i understand that but if you're
crying because like i don't know you
dropped your ice cream like
yeah it also depends on what the
person's going through
mm-hmm okay
that you know nothing about psychology
i think you've told me that yeah
and this person has who told you that
okay chad i kicked there because i don't
want i i know what the internet's like
and when they get clips like that you
know and i know people want to [Β __Β ]
cry on shows we've had
whatever but uh
yeah we stopped talking about around
banning you in chat okay let's
we all have moments of weakness we don't
need to uh be recorded and [Β __Β ]
i think he's trying to like
oh
god
okay
bring it back hello all right like we
were saying um
see this person has they were one 1 000
on the mark and correct but the question
for you anna is
why do you find psychologizing
hold on someone in chad said i'm banning
you by the way it said your fault yeah
the other ladies disagree with my crying
take they're they didn't make a big deal
of it okay
the [Β __Β ]
matter of fact
this is the most ridiculous [Β __Β ] i've
ever been through go ahead house let's
wrap it up
all right you want me to do the bottom
two
oh yeah um
go ahead we have to kick one of our
besties go ahead
the bottom two is going to be anna and
elixir
ooh
so elixir you haven't really said much
throughout this entire ordeal probably
dude it's been like really hard to get a
[Β __Β ] word in and also you guys have
skipped me for questions thank you
jackson that also
john needs to do a better job doing his
job
that also reflects a weakness to me
because i thought you didn't want ladies
who talked i thought you wanted someone
to come home to and sit there and be
cute but are you fighting for him right
now or like are you just hoping to slide
by
well you know i'm here for a good time
oh explain okay
uh
why are you better than anna as a person
well
anna i don't know about you i don't
really know anna but i know i'm a boss
[Β __Β ] and i know i can hustle for you if
you won't be a little subbie hubby stays
home does his thing i'll make all the
money we'll go on vacations i'm a roller
skater i know how to do things i can fix
the house i can dude i'm smarter than
you
anna why are you better as a person not
just subjectively but objectively than
elixir
i think elixir made the point that she's
definitely better than me so i have no
argument oh my god you know what
yeah i'm good
okay well
with that being said
the person being eliminated
how does that make you feel anna
oh
i guess it's not a big deal because like
everyone else here is like good friends
and stuff right
anna do you want to reveal what you
chose
uh uh well
come on of course i chose love
for anybody
oh wow it's not a roast you get the host
host yeah it's love or host i'm just
doing rose so i don't get
fine
yeah
you guys don't know the rules
i don't like getting up against other
women so like i'm not going to take that
that bait so yeah sorry
okay driving me on it was fun yes anna
and uh
anna can i ask you something
and i can ask you something yeah you can
all right
now we are at the finals
or semifinals
we really want to bring in jackson right
now to help you decide
no jackson's biased yeah actually
jackson's going to eat would you like a
lifeline
bring him in
okay
so here's the first question i have
right
let's say i wake up one day and i decide
to be completely silent
and i'm not speaking to i'm not saying
any words i'm not even speaking at all
how does each and every one of you
respond to that
do you want to be like able to speak
again or do you want to be left alone
because it seems like you want your
peace so i'd just give it to you
no what if i'm still
like doing things and taking you out and
stuff but i'm just not speaking
then i'll get you to speak
maybe we'll go out
and then we'll watch a movie and i'll
tell a lot of funny jokes until i get
you to smile and laugh and then you know
at what point do you give up when it
doesn't work
never
like you said you have insomnia i can be
up all night
hmm what about you elixir
um
i haven't had anyone just not talk to me
for a while uh you know if you don't
want to talk we can make that work but i
i feel
like it'd be hard it'd be a hard time
what about you charlie i would do
check-ins like i would just wait a
couple hours maybe text you if you're
not talking to me and be like maybe i'll
get a text back be like do you want
no
this is if you're like living with me
this is if you're like living with me
yeah and you're not talking like you're
not vocalizing you didn't say you
wouldn't text back so i would just text
you so i'm not like bothering you if
you're just
like you know not in the mood
like if you just want to not talk i
would just you know
let you know come beat me if you want to
reach me
jackson what do you think about this
listen i just got in the stream all i
know is that uh
none of them are good enough for you but
we we do have to choose so you know
we'll make a decision right you'll make
the decision
so are we ready to so those answers gave
me enough to know who i got to eliminate
so we're ready to eliminate her so we
want to do more jackson do you do you
feel like you know these girls well
enough
do you need to ask them a couple
questions figure out their character if
they're good enough for haws
let's see here
chai i don't know you innocent elixir i
don't know you uh wild latina
rocky history so you know you're on thin
ice right now um
i i guess i guess my question for each
of you would be um
if haws wanted you know if oz wanted to
like fool around he wanted to have some
fun
friday night
goes out with the boys you know you know
i i gotta have my wingman with me
i gotta have my wingman with me
maybe he gets involved in something that
would uh upset some of you
finds another girl out at the club or
something like that
takes him home
are you going to forgive him
well i would like to set up some
boundaries first i mean paulie's [Β __Β ] is
all good with me but we gotta talk about
it first you know okay okay uh innocent
elixir that's where you made your
mistake not necessarily paulie i'm just
saying like haze goes out and finds a
girl
not not you
yeah i'm not into it i'm not into
cheaters at all yeah
well it's not necessarily eating if you
set boundaries right
yeah but you you just said that it's not
about paulie if i mean if like if we set
boundaries where you could go and [Β __Β ]
then that'd be cool and if we did then
that would not be cool and it would be
old
okay
but i'd be down usually with my partners
to be able to like go run around and
have a good time get some experiences in
you know
honestly hypocritical if he didn't like
if how would it be if the tables were
turned and i went out and found a guy
right would you forgive me haas no
oh
girl it's only wing got wingman so i
need my wingman that's a little
misogynistic you're [Β __Β ] tough i'm a
good [Β __Β ] wingman i've gotten so many
people laid
yeah i'm not gonna lie jackson you go to
the club with like nine girls you get so
many more girls but if you go to the
club with nine guys you're like
struggling hard like it's too
intimidating i think you know okay but
like how do i like do i find out because
he tells me or like what's going on with
that like how would i know you know what
i mean
uh
yeah let's let's just say he tells you
yeah
uh well i mean if i'm gonna be with has
i would trust him to make the right
choice if he wants to go have a hookup
for them not to be you know nasty so i
would just trust his judgment and i know
he's coming home to me at night so
what's it matter
i like that answer after he slashed ty
bunny
you're basically demoting your value by
dealing with that and if it happened the
other way around that's what makes him
happy i'm here for him
wild latinos see you you're you're too
jealous uh chai bunny baby recognizes
that
girl living with us like no i'm living
here like my bunny recognizes that is
with your man sleeping with other women
you're fine with that then you have some
serious value issues
all right i'm ready to choose
okay um
as a person of color i don't know how i
feel about jackson
giving his take on this show because
jackson is an anglo
colonizer
okay thank you for that circle i mean i
came on this show knowing that haaz
doesn't want to like just be you know
totally with one person we already had
this conversation i knew
all right okay i'm ready okay guys uh
how's
build it up go ahead i got the name so
all three of you are gonna be in the
bottom three right now right
and because you are the last three
people remaining
but
the question i have is basically
you see
elixir is a society person
right
chai is an alice in wonderland type of
person right
and latina is
somewhat of a mystery still
she's a bit of a wild card
in a fight
i okay so you are all
in an arena together
someone tosses one katana in the middle
of the arena
who is walking out alive
me
um definitely
i'm trained
so am i
let's [Β __Β ] go like actually
wrestling
let's go
well now i watch so much naruto i know
how to [Β __Β ] throw [Β __Β ] let's go now
i'm gonna choose who to eliminate so
you're gonna choose who you're kicking
off and this is love or roast that means
they get hosted if they deceived haas
okay
yeah man jackson next week's gonna be
your show baby i can't wait for that one
i can't wait
ready
it's gonna be and jackson in a few weeks
i'm coming to l.a you're gonna be there
you're coming down yeah yeah i'm booking
my i booked my flight today
that's so good to hear i i literally
don't even stand up right now because i
was worried everyone's going to be home
for their family members
the address of the place absolutely yeah
yeah dm money
okay just i don't know if i'll probably
get my own place nearer
it's going to skid row to save some
money
no way
you're good
okay so
this is somewhat predictable
based on the last question
only one person
completely bombed
that question
and that person
is elixir get the [Β __Β ] out of here
bye
so
i'll give my reasoning
dude she's a cat girl that wants to be
thrown around i thought
polly
is when i knew she's not based on
instinct she's not based on passion yeah
yeah based on the satanic tick tock
internet
no you're so [Β __Β ] wrong but you know
that's cool
oz knows how to farm my people bro go
say that again house say it again live
she's not based on intuition or passion
she's based on the satanic tick tock
internet that do you want to know why i
like calling
[Β __Β ] wrong
because you categorize you are a
categorization of the categorizations
compartmentalizations
come out where you talk to somebody
without using words that other people
[Β __Β ]
partnerization categorization you talk
about they're so high listen listen you
say holly as if it's a two-way street
and you know
you're making it seem like it's a normal
thing it can be it's nice
no as if it's not as listen when a man
cheats it's uh it's because of a burst
of passion and you're trying to cope and
say that's polly and that's just like a
normal thing no no no no no no no no no
no no no no it's not a [Β __Β ] burst of
passion okay so like a [Β __Β ] cheating
is a lot different than setting up
healthy boundaries with your partner to
be like talking to the truth
hey hey the truth is tick tock lied to
you the medical establishment is wrong
and every single day in a poly
relationship every single thing you talk
about the poly relationship and the
wally relationships and the trolley all
these categorizations and
compartmentalizations
all to compensate for tiny
penile males goodbye
well uh
so
i came in here for a love but i started
talking to you and i'm totally here for
a roast now
okay
this is this is true so she actually
started off with picking love and
throughout the show she messaged me
she's like can i change my answer please
no no alexa maybe maybe we'd like to
hear you out like would you have any
critiques of this man
okay
like
when was the last time
you got real [Β __Β ] love like
how long has it been you poor [Β __Β ] like
jeez man when last time i had some real
love
like when was the last time you felt
loved
like not get some ass you know like felt
[Β __Β ] love oh felt loved we don't
believe in that religion
when i was being held in my mother's
arms as an infant baby
that's too long you poor [Β __Β ] no it's
not that's the only time a man could
ever feel love let me tell you i feel
bad for you
guess what guess what i don't need it
that's fine i'm here to roast you now
remember
so like a bunch of flavors
because because because you're a weak
one that's why
you [Β __Β ] don't know me at all you
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] boy a bunch of hobbies came
in here to impress you and you [Β __Β ]
like stonewalled them so hard
like pretending to you're just like
electric do you think just like do you
think he has games
to be like try hard
he's trying hard
[Β __Β ] chai i would take you home with
me any [Β __Β ] night you're like
i know what i know it's okay
like that and elixir you are the
combination of weak and fake whatever
you say whatever you say you are the
ultimate combination
you know i was following you but i'm not
gonna unfollow you now like sir how dare
you call him that that's so
disrespectful bunny now
[Laughter]
oh my god he's afraid of me that's so
embarrassing
you can't handle a strong woman i get it
i'm a piece no all you women do all you
all you ladies on all you ladies do
right aj's gonna start fake crying to
get subs and sympathy and clout
jackson's gonna look bad that's like
that hey imagine if girls couldn't do
the crocodile tears imagine yeah imagine
it's cool listen imagine the weakness of
tick-tock
so now elixir do you think hazard is
getting
who's doing the running game do you
think haaz has game elixir
um
i feel like it's hard to tell because
he's [Β __Β ] being so try hard on the
show but like his trial is just like not
even communicating you're trying hurting
so hard you just can't handle his
masculinity all of the questions that
you're asked you [Β __Β ] say what do you
want in the real world
like [Β __Β ] realism like you're [Β __Β ]
walking all around the questions you're
not answering it that's why [Β __Β ] john
has to go in and fill your space like
what the [Β __Β ]
elixir elixir elixir you would stare you
would stare into the eye of the phoenix
and turn
into ash
that is also walking around questions
you're just saying ambiguous [Β __Β ]
what
okay thank you josh
i like you you're in the cat yes and yo
i wanna i wanna clarify all ladies today
including the one that's out to make me
look like a bad guy because she doesn't
like my opinion right i don't care i've
been through it before i don't care i'm
not that streamer who's gonna be afraid
of your guys's uh fake crying powers
right but check this out
you're all welcome on the royale i don't
care i i forgive within a night i don't
care every stream i have issues with i
forgive right away because i'm not on a
mission to get my mom on a [Β __Β ]
mansion i don't have time to have petty
little grievances and [Β __Β ] i want
viewers i want good shows i want strong
topics emotional topics i don't care so
you're all welcome back on the royale
thank you for coming alexa just shut
yourself up spam the links
cool try bunny enjoy has thank you so
much
latinos like real competition cool
um i just want to come here to say hi to
jackson and i wanted to tell you john
that um i'm reformed i'm not satanic
anymore but jackson ran away so why did
you want to talk to jackson what was the
real reason i just wanted to tell
jackson that
um
i don't need him anymore
oh my
why
why
i've moved on with my life
i am now like a child of god
i was rooting for you guys that's such a
shame i mean i think we're all rooting
for us jackson was the one who fumbled
the bag aj what was it like when you met
me in person be honest it was really no
no be honest be rude be be all over the
vlog of me meeting you in person no no
what's your first idea like i always
wonder what people think i said oh my
god he's so tall and strong
really that's your first thought yeah
because i told you like you're the one
of the first people i saw who's actually
tall and strong because all the tall
guys i've seen really one thing that
surprised me so much is
there's adrien on camera then there's
adrian person
you look so much better in person
have you noticed that
i agree i didn't recognize you at the
barney i was like why is she why is she
being friendly to me jax is in the
waiting room yeah yeah paul jackson
yeah that was shocking because usually
it's the other way jackson
how do you feel about aj's new boyfriend
uh his name is ian
what
yeah the show gets serious bro this is a
reality tv
that's crazy that was a guy
dude
listen
all i'm gonna say is all i'm gonna say
is this is a disaster show
all i've got all i'm gonna say is
what adriana just said about uh moving
on and [Β __Β ]
um
two nights ago she called me begging me
saying when's the next time she's gonna
get to come out to la so shut the [Β __Β ]
up you're lying to everyone you're lying
to the entire audience
to the entire audience you're asking me
when you're going to come out your neck
lying to the entire [Β __Β ] audience
show the call logs
guess what guess what guess what don't
be trying don't just why the last thing
i'm going to say last thing i'm going to
say how long's jackson show the catalogs
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] do it what the [Β __Β ] do you
mean she facetime me like she always
does she facetimes me when she's drunk
and says
i'm coming out to l.a next i want to
come out today when i'm coming up there
late call log she facetimed me okay this
is the last thing i'm going to say
jackson it could have been she's not
coming out to la next because i moved on
now she's trying to cap and say she's
the one who moved on jackson
jackson it could have been us but you
fumbled the back this would never be the
one i could take you out of the fantasy
football
i had a dream for another player okay
you out for three other players last
week you you can't act like i swapped
you out for another player i'm swapping
out you guys
you are simply a pawn on the chest
john knows john saw ian john thought ian
was beautiful but compared to jackson i
don't know about that
let's be real i'm just saying just
really cool together when i saw your
stream
[Music]
jackson in person i love you
you guys are like walking around you're
like
that's really cute yeah i think that i
can make anyone look good to be honest
i'm like the perfect girlfriend so
listen i'm still whoever i am with
they look good automatically i thought
you had a girlfriend
i
it's a long story i'm still waiting for
adrian jackson to be a couple
yeah really are you actually still
rooting i am
yeah
i could see you guys for a year if you
guys did a year together that'd be great
be good for my show oh man you know i
can't i can't i feel like he's he's fine
yo can i can i be like totally can i be
totally honest with you guys
i feel like i feel like it gets lost
a lot of this message gets lost guys you
know i love boosting you streamers and
stuff like that but um
you know i don't do it for you guys or
the team like it's all for my mom and
dad right
so i just want to say if i'm ever like
hey you're being boring and stuff and
i'm being a little too ambitious with
the stream and i want more viewers and
stuff you know like i'm behind schedule
in life so i just want you guys to know
that's why you always feel inferior
around me but someone messaged me and
said uh
you know john you help people but you're
kind of you're kind of like cranky with
them and i'm like you know i'm i'm
behind scheduling my life i've got
anxiety man so does that make sense yeah
you're valid greedy businessman logic
um okay
for the fine finalists we have chai
bunny bby
and the wild latina bbw
no
come on you laugh
hold on hold on why are we acting like
we're not friends latino why are we
acting like we're not friends no no no i
mean you usually laugh at my jokes
what's going on
can't read my [Β __Β ] title what are you
doing it was like a joke i added bbw to
because she has bby like it's a funny
thing baby
okay i'm sorry you know what i'm sorry i
ever wingmanned you
so here's here's my question right
latino why do you look so upset
i'm just upset that you
just clearly don't see the uh
can you turn that mic up a bit the what
i'm upset that you don't clearly see the
winner here i'm just grateful that i
made it latino
what makes you better than hold on how's
what makes you better than you
latina you know the show is still going
on right
i do yes you still have a chance to win
latino why are you better than chai
bunny why are you better and has once a
fiery
for
yo you're not adults you people are not
adults man you know
you know what's so funny is when in 10
years when i open your guys streams and
you're nowhere in life i want to be like
i knew it
like i don't need to go anywhere in life
haas can do it and i'll support him from
the back end like i'll make all his
meals i'll do his laundry his bed's
always going to be made really nice like
here's my thing so i'm not saying i'm
better but this is what i have to offer
and there's a very vast difference
the difference is
you'll never get bored with mijas
because i will always be fighting
i will always be arguing and that's
what's gonna feed our sexual tension
without that you know the relationship
will never get boring i'm going to have
you make my food
and then if you want me to make my food
you want me to make your food am i going
to
and then we have rough sacks how are i
going to make how am i going to make the
food you know
yo
you know like i'm not getting yo i'm
going to call you out bro i'm going to
call you up
you know as i know you i i know hold on
hold on bunny
hey hey
john shut up if you want excitement
rather than you know plain old plain old
that's i'm the obvious choice we can
argue all day about stupid [Β __Β ] then
release the sexual tension in bed after
and then we can order some food if you
don't want to cook
can do a lot of different things
if you think i'm plain old plain old
that's just straight up a lie because
you're never going to know what you
expect to come home like i said i didn't
say you were playing a plain old i just
said
plain old plain old
so by you thinking that i meant you it
means that you i mean who else would you
be talking about who else is here
literally any of the other 8 billion
people in the world
i don't really know why you have to take
it as a personal attack hold on
one of the things that i don't like is
when i find two women i like both of
them
and they're both sweet i don't like when
they dislike each other right i like
when women i don't like to fight each
other
but
i don't like you guys
having bad feelings toward each other
well the difference is haas this isn't a
holly relationship i don't believe in it
no i'm just saying
can you guys say one nice thing about
the other
yeah i really like your skin complexion
your skin looks super smooth and clear
i'm jealous
thank you i really like your room and i
like your hair i don't do my hair very
often
i did this just pause to be honest like
i curled it and everything
wow so
latina you seem like you have some
attitude why do you have attitude i do
i'm just one i'm tired
two i'm really upset especially after a
call last night that you really limit me
down to this
and say that you mean i limit you down
to what you weren't trying to study two
i should be the first
what are you talking about i should be
the obvious choice
you were it's you were invited to the
show
yeah but the fact that you literally
took how long like four hours to choose
me and you haven't even chosen me breaks
my heart
i would wait forever for you
yeah but tina you're so like
you're no i was waiting for what for
what
i'm upset because you know you can get
upset if if the outcome isn't how you
expected it then you have the right to
be upset why are you getting upset now
when you don't even know
i'm upset because you said it was close
and i just thought i had your heart
already what do you mean i said you were
close
cool because we're tied in you know
second place
no no look how illogical you are you're
saying
because
the show has continued and there's two
people left and you're one of those two
people that's why you're upset
i'm upset that i'm not first already but
go on ask questions instead of stopping
do you use basic logic in math if
there's five
four
yeah
five and then one yeah
it doesn't go five four than one
you're so illogical what is wrong with
you
what's wrong with you uh
what the [Β __Β ] is wrong with you you're
coming over there i don't understand
anything that i'm trying to say i wanna
know where the attitude's coming from uh
you're giving me attitude like always
like i said last night you always pissed
me off but you know you can make it
better i don't know you just always
argue with me so we argue back
i argue back
wrong you're being illogical
five four three two one
not five and then one not five four and
then one
should be
it makes no sense it doesn't ask for
questions instead of crying about okay
here's my question i have a this is a
good question right here's my question
all right
so
so here's the thing right this is a
really important one
i get really mad
at you
and i say
just leave
never
what do you do i'm gonna go crawl in
your bed i'm gonna be naked and i'm
gonna wait for you
what about you chad you wouldn't have
that issue
but no like imagine it did i just got
super am like you know what leave just
get out
i would just give you space like if
we're living together i'm not just gonna
leave i would just you know like i'd go
sleep on the couch or something and be
like ah
maybe it'll be okay tomorrow if i make
him a really nice breakfast
you know give him some sloppy top
all right i think i'm ready to choose
okay
are you sure
yeah
and
first thing i want to say
i like both of you a lot
chai
you're actually really cool you're
really great
and
you know you're really sweet too i like
you a lot
latino
show me a lot of attitude
and you're very illogical
but
the truth is
now hold on how's i got a question yeah
yeah
what's your question
what is your question
if my god can hear me right now
i pray that he doesn't pick latina and i
win i hope he hears this
zirko what's your question
okay you want to know my question
yeah my question is
you're on a spaceship
going
to the other side of the universe
you are to save humanity
but by the time you come back to earth
you'll be 79 years old
while your lady has not aged that day
you're on this mission
who do you think
would wait for you on earth and not be
with other men
from these two
assuming mars existed and it's not a
computer-generated image but
who's wade bettina
what why answer it
[Music]
me
latino would you wait for him
even though
he will have an age
oh my [Β __Β ]
he's got a one-year mission he's got a
one-year mission in space and when he
returns he'll be 79 years old he'll look
like your donators would you wait for
him so [Β __Β ] hot oh yeah
because he's been away for so long i
want to be the first to break that but
it'll only be like a year really like in
our time like it's just in our time yes
but for him he hasn't he hasn't seen me
in so long it'll just be so nice
and one year isn't even a long time
what about you chad
well i'm here for your personality and
your energy like i don't you know like
eventually we'll both get old anyway
interesting
yeah but you won't get that person that
energy because you won't be able to
communicate as much in space because the
time is traveling so fast that's fine
i've
gone longer you know like i can wait
hold on
why the [Β __Β ] is there a poll in the chat
to say would you wait for haas for seven
79 years i don't know who did that
they're just the audience these are now
my question is
you're out in space and you get one
phone call
circa has been with you ever since earth
was [Β __Β ] destroyed ever since the
revolution and the communist revolution
that failed miserably because jackson
took a selfie with the wrong dude and we
got canceled before we can start the
revolution right
so now
we tankies have lost the world is
totally in smog right
i'm your best friend till you're 39
years old 40
and 40 excuse me i don't want to use
masonic numbers so now now
now 33 excuse me but 40 years old you
and i have known each other this long
you have one phone call from space to
make it's either
me
or one of these ladies
right and you talk for five minutes be
honest
who's gonna get you off better don't
[Β __Β ] ask me this question why what a
good [Β __Β ] question is this bro you
got a [Β __Β ]
what a [Β __Β ] you can't answer a question
on to my answer before though because i
thought of something like if you're like
70 and you're coming back do you want to
deal with fighting or like would you
rather just come back home to somebody
that's
there with a warm welcome and why would
you
i would be a bag of bones and i'd
probably be like dead in a year or
something
is waiting for that phone call to bring
the life back in zerka's waiting for the
phone call do you call one of these two
ladies and relieve yourself because
they're like your wife or whatever or do
you call me to talk about um what what
we talk about offline oh is the last
phone call last phone call for for 79
years or whatever
that's like your best friend i get it
listen i'd have to call zeruko i'm not
gonna just call to jack off or whatever
like i have to call
now would you have fapped before calling
me
yeah during or after
or all three
before so but okay so hold on
hold on hold on you're being honest
right now that you wouldn't call one of
these ladies
because guess what circa zirca didn't
pay his phone bill because some liberal
some liberal cancelled him right
so now who do you call from these two
and why who do you call from these two
hearts
okay i'm gonna pick
we're gonna do the final pick ready
the person
that i choose to keep
and
this feels bad
to do
because she expected otherwise
the whole time
now hold on are you saying before you
choose
before you choose are you are you all
that
before we crack 2 000 viewers i'm done
are you saying stop ruining it
are you saying that hold on because my
gifted sub alerts are so long and i hope
nobody pauses this part of the show
because that would totally [Β __Β ] up the
flow but what you're trying to tell me
is is you're out in space outer space
and you have a phone call to make
between chai bunny and the wild latina
okay
listen i'm gonna just choose okay
now hold on what do you mean by choose
because uh i've been watching destiny a
lot and i want to define our terms first
okay the person i'm choosing
and this feels bad because they expect
it otherwise and
they've
just seemed like they felt hold up hold
up we got gifted alerts no way
all right i'm gonna just can i just just
let's just wait till the
animation is off the screen
[Music]
no it's just 10 gifted they're longer
for 20 and 50 and a hundred gifted subs
is extremely long
[Music]
okay now i hope nobody gifts a hundred
because that would really
really
[Β __Β ] up the integrity of the show but
how's before you choose quickly hold on
before you choose before you choose
just close your eyes just close it for a
second close your eyes and tell us who
like what do you look for in a woman
don't think of these two just to anyone
anyone like what do you look for give us
three
major factors what what is what do you
think about what do you think about man
it's just gonna if i if i answer it'll
reveal who i chose
now hold on
what do you mean by that
all right i'm gonna tell you who i chose
ready now wait a second give us
give us shut the [Β __Β ] what is that what
my question is about grandmother energy
do you like a girlfriend that gives
grandmother energy no how's your
relationship with your grandmother go
take us back
when you were five years old what what
was the person i choose
and no one was expecting this
[Music]
latino
and let me okay let me i have to explain
myself i have to explain my song so i
really do like chai and chai answered
really well the whole time
it's fine you wanna go argue with her
you can go [Β __Β ] argue with her i
don't give a [Β __Β ]
go ahead have [Β __Β ] fun arguing with
her i don't care
but the issue is is that latina is just
like my opposite 30 years off i don't
give a [Β __Β ]
she's just my opposite right and it's
like
i don't know it's
i i have an itch in my life i just have
an itch and i just feel like
you really want please not i'm just
kidding i'm not a [Β __Β ] blessing
i have a chip on my shoulder and i just
feel like
latina would be like a healthy outlet
for me to deal with that
and
as much as i think she's illogical and
completely like
i'm not even joking or being cute like
she actually is completely like
i have no idea she she just doesn't make
sense also she's like a flake and [Β __Β ]
wait which one's latina
this one the bottom
oh oh oh oh oh oh
shut the [Β __Β ] up bruh the one thing that
makes that would make me second guess is
i know chai is not a flake you know what
i mean and latina is very flaky
but
it's only the same one thing
how does that make you feel try you
can't call me flaky when i've been there
for everything else i just want to know
if she chose lover roast yet no no we
want to know how you feel
i just want to know if she chose love or
rose latina how did that make you feel
getting true
first first person
the way the show goes is first the
person eliminated uh reveals
like we talked about it like i would
have gotten on the flight like i'm off
tomorrow like are you serious
whoa yeah
chai i just think you're
it's like i i feel like you would get
hurt because
you take all the boxes and stuff but
like i'm
i'm an irrational person i'm not like a
rational person you know do you think
i'm like
rational you really you believe no i
don't think you're too innocent
oh you think i'm in oh yeah that's
because we be doing [Β __Β ] in the sheets
not in this listen die there's nothing
wrong with you at all that's what i'm
trying to say like there's nothing wrong
with you but there must be if you didn't
choose her there must be like you didn't
what
there's
that's the problem is like there's a lot
wrong with me you know
oh and you think i'm perfect i'm
definitely not
i don't know i'm just
it look it wasn't it's not an easy
decision but the truth is
i just feel like me and latina have a
problem that needs to be sold is it your
lower viewer accounts you too
sorry
you literally got your [Β __Β ] well go
ahead go ahead i'm sorry
i don't remember asking you
what is wrong with chai bunny that she
did she made it so far
the the i think one of the things that
really made it help was um
i don't know when i said the thing about
like i tell you to leave and latina said
she was just gonna like insist on
staying and being a problem for me i
don't know i just
i just like that
you know sorry that i respect you and
your boundary no i know but that's what
i mean by rational like i don't know
it's just like an irrational thing i
don't know like i like that she still
will fight
fight me now hold on someone in the chat
said this show is rigged why did you
have latino on here because the last
time he spoke to her he said he doesn't
want to talk to her anymore they had a
big fight so it was rigged against
latina if anything she defied the odds
but why did chai bunny make it this far
give us the positive note well i know
kai bunny easily easily like completely
eliminated everyone else like that i
knew that from the very beginning like i
was so excited all day for this
chai would also be great and uh
obviously like she's very much um
you know chai she's very much like uh
you don't want to be the spiderman to my
spider gwen like it's fine she's ride or
die you know like she seems really right
or died you know like loyal all that
kind of stuff
and
that's that's the thing but
you know don't worry latina i'm not mad
at you i'm bad at haas
i mean is what it is you know what i
mean this [Β __Β ]
someone's got to be mad how did that
make you feel when he said
you did not
make it inside of his heart of love like
i'm worthless like i shouldn't even like
exist anymore no no you should
definitely exist but i should stop
streaming i shouldn't exist on the
internet like what's it matter like i
only started streaming to meet hans no
no definitely you should keep streaming
actually all three of you should like
actually you guys should combine your
stream you know i'm sure you guys will
get 300 viewers but check this out my
question is
try bunny
is there any flaws in house because
maybe has maybe you can be won over
i like flaws i think they're cute i just
tried to sense any flaws in him besides
the shortness and and
i don't think his height is a problem
i'm 5'2
oh
oh all three of you are inferior you're
gonna be towering over me
yeah right like that's still good
okay and so there's is there anything
that you
maybe you don't like about haas
i've learned to like it on the
show no like i like that he's messy
because it gives me something to do i
have a lot of energy a lot of free time
like i i like doing that stuff it makes
me feel good to like
what if all three of you maybe did a
chocolate factory stream
i've never been to the chocolate factory
so that'd be fun maybe you should ask
wonka over here so uh uh let's go back
to latinatina i want you to talk to try
bunny what do you think you did better
than her
i mean i don't want to put you guys
against each other but what did you do
better than her
i really don't want to say that
oh you're a [Β __Β ] okay
um no i just i don't want to beat a
horse when it's already down are you
calling her a horse no it's an
expression she's obviously upset i'm not
gonna try to make it worse
okay
because i know if if uh house didn't
pick me i'd honestly be really upset
but now i'm wondering like when haze is
partying with me in la do you think that
do you think that he's
he's going to smash the girls that i
introduce him to
no because maybe i'll be there
yeah i don't know i don't know i'm not
we're not going
so chai buddy requested to you
is because it does seem like you do get
along better with ha like i'm not gonna
lie
it's
it just seems like less headaches right
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yeah his arms like they would make me
feel safe around me
safe he make you feel safe yeah i love
his chaos i love that when i used to
bounce at bars and clubs and when women
would be like i only feel safe when
circus on shift i love that has do you
love when someone says you make them
feel safe
right like that you don't work at
blizzard bro we are already picked
how did that make you feel when you
picked did that hurt your feelings
because the child did make it very far
how did that make you feel look look at
the end of the day listen
no more beats i guess
look the thing is is that
like
it look latina are you okay there nah
listen latina
knew she was gonna win from the very
beginning like let's be honest
you should have let her lose just so she
could be more pissed at you wouldn't
that build attraction yeah i was
thinking i was thinking about that but
like
i don't know like
i just think uh right now it looks like
she has a reindeer horns on
i don't know
right now she looks like she still has a
lot of attitude and i just don't get it
no i i don't have a lot of attitude i'm
really happy
okay
i feel like you won no i feel like you
won my heart over for sure
um i just don't feel like how did it
that he forgave you for having that
dusty couch that has no leather on it
but someone skinned it alive like it's
just a sponge really like i've seen it
in the back of a dumpster
yeah like haas doesn't care about your
home flaws how does that make you feel
that he takes you how you are
it makes me feel amazing sometimes i
look at my setup i mean look at china's
home look at chai's room look at this
you really have like a brand new room is
pretty like i mean
like why are you caught like calling me
out when i literally kind of okay okay
let's let's see who who picked two so
chai
bunny please reveal if you pick the host
and roast us and go viral or love
love roast is now in chai build us build
me
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high five high five up there ready set
hey ready set hey then the other side
my other side yeah ready set no no no no
no go quickly quickly ready
ready set
no go quick
ready set
no no go quick quick quick ready set
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go quick quick ready set hey let's just
reveal it ready
hold on ready set
okay go ahead hold on hold on ready set
all right
i got it
hey hey hi give me a high five for the
best show ever ready ready ready ready
eyes ready ready yeah yes ready
ready ready
ready ready ready what is this man ready
just go down with your right hand you're
going to just swing down like you're
giving me head ready set height
ready set hi no no ready hold on ready
set height go quick on the high ready
set height
okay ready set dude
one more one more i'll catch it ready
that's [Β __Β ]
one more one more i promise one more
ready
ready set
okay let's do that high five
all right okay so chai how did that make
you feel
when has
pretty much i mean reveal us your
opinion
i mean the views are [Β __Β ] declining
they're not accelerating the kite
ready set
up go ahead try how did that make you
feel or when did you choose i feel like
you led me on like he said like you know
she expected to win like i didn't
expect oh like twit longer oh oh oh oh
are you going to write about him
were you gaslighting me and like am i
gaslighting her and so i i was i was i
was uh
i was i was testing
i was testing latina it's all about
testing latino that's what i was doing
oh cause you don't want to attack me
because you know i pass because i wanted
to see if latina had faith that i would
choose her or not
i did
well
we'll
see why he chose me
what do you mean we'll see
let's see what you chose
oh hi bunny what did you choose
well i got all ready and
i really hope this would work out um so
i picked roast [Β __Β ]
you want to go with martina [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] i'm not sharing you with no
one you think i want to share your ass
ink bites is that rude
it is absolutely true she picked rose i
was dumbfounded
like she really loved like yeah she
picked love but no she picked rose from
the get-go
it makes me feel a lot better actually i
would never share your [Β __Β ] ass
you're stupid i'm [Β __Β ] fighting for
that i'll show them what the sandman can
do [Β __Β ] knock him to sleep it makes
me feel a lot better you know
so i you know is what it is
all right so why are you mad that you
didn't pick you
because we could have worked on it
no no i don't think you would have if
you knew you chose rallies
we could have worked on it you know
there would have been nothing i'm
thinking it would have showed me that he
was dedicated to me winning
which means that he would have been
dedicated to me so we could have talked
about the whole like other people's
thing you know
you wanted to be an open relationship no
talk now
where are the other people coming from
um because he like was talking about or
were you not paying attention like the
video
like it was not like him going to other
places with his wingman maybe hooking up
with a girl like yeah that's when you
have to be more specific you can't just
see other people and say that i wasn't
listening
there was like 16 people here
you do have to specify it oh sorry i'll
hold your hand next time
no thank you no
is it true that you have history with
hog
like
i what would you consider it history
house
i i don't know i mean um
oh here you haven't tried lightly
brother tread life
yeah i mean you know is what it is
what's the history anyway i'm just
curious i don't know
uh
she just sent me interesting messages
but that's yeah so
well how interesting were they where was
it like jordan peterson i mean if he's
pausing the video on the stream
if his whole chat's telling me to leave
him alone satanic devil huh
oh my god
and how did that make you feel latina
that she is taking your man's attention
and
pretty much you became non-existent
maybe i don't know i'm just assuming
no at the time it happened i was i told
him i don't like that you have to
make it a competition like it should
just be self-explanatory and then he
proved himself to me
how did he prove
himself to you he made a choice i told
him i'm not about to step up my game to
compete with somebody just because they
sent them pictures i didn't even think
we were competing i didn't think there
was anything i mean it is a competition
you didn't lose so i think that is
the fault of the competition
it's all right you can have it
so now you're
it's not your choice to make you were
eliminated oh great
fantastic no how did that make you feel
when she said it's not your choice to me
i mean it's not my choice to make i just
told you i'm a sub not everything i said
was a lie oh my god and why is hot smile
when you speak but doesn't it i smile
because keeps saying how does it make
you i mean
everybody says no i'm wondering
why did you choose to uh
grace cars with those text messages how
much can you make no no hold on
gifters let's go gifters now
how did that make you feel buddy
enjoyed your text messages
oh my gosh are these text messages nudes
okay we we're gonna move on
so how did that make you feel as when
you received as you were i don't know
talking to other chicks
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and how's that how does it make you feel
that you've only met chicks in the last
decade because of john
jones that's not true it's kind of
ridiculous right
i bet you anything is going to tell god
about me he'll be like thank you for
sending that albanian
every time you get laid my face pops up
now chai how does it make you feel that
latina won
and you lost it's not up to me so it
sucks but i'll just get over it i mean
you can get over a man like this i mean
a man like this comes once every day
listen circa she chose the roast and it
got
that's what you're saying she's fake
no she didn't lose she chose rose you
know it's not it's not that bad yeah but
she's a deceiver
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uh sure i mean whatever so how did that
make you feel that he thinks you're a
deceiver tribune
my [Β __Β ] god
how much can you [Β __Β ] know all right
chai bunny thank you for coming we're
gonna spam your socials um thank you for
having me and try bunny how do you be
honest
how did you enjoy the show was that oh i
i had fun um am i an evil man i swear i
want to know am i an evil man
i don't think you're evil there were
definitely some times where i wanted to
let like my [Β __Β ] side out and just be
like shut the [Β __Β ] up nobody gives a
[Β __Β ]
sorry
say it right now to me like if i've ever
frustrated you say it right now i want
you i want you to say it i want you to
people i want you to say it to me no no
you're saying for other people on the
show
yeah
like at times i'm like what the [Β __Β ] are
you talking about like is that the topic
like
i know what you mean i know what you oh
i get it i get it i get like i
understood this hey let's keep it on the
dl did you should we keep it on this is
how does it make you feel
uh thinking about me
what do you mean thinking about
latino now the moment of truth welcome
hold on everyone just calm down we have
gifters that are ready to fire and
listen gifters press the button
drop the nukes 100 3
by the way and i got a present for you
now check this out now check this out
check this out
i love you five out of tens together
don't get me wrong i see you at walmart
all the time and me and my babe are like
look at don't they remind you of housing
latina and my baby will be like i have
to be ready but then we lose our
appetite so here's what i'm saying i
love when i'm with my nine out of ten
because this mirrors me and you guys the
fives like you guys are ten together my
question is
right
ladino
you can't you you you last
tell us the last time
yeah go ahead go pee i'm talking to you
all right
all right all right all right let's you
know get close get close come here come
here come here
i think we should i think you and i
should go on a date
uh-huh i don't like this no no it's like
a five out of ten with a nine it's funny
repent
oh yeah i'm testing you young lady
that's very good
very good very good very we don't need
the exorcist after all hey your rat is
in the frame okay so ladina my question
to you is my question to you is right
what was the last conversation you had
with him he said something about
apologize
um i don't know i honestly don't
remember what like apologizing
there's so many things that go on i
don't even know what we're apologizing
for anyways
um anymore
but the last conversation i had with him
was last night
oh what did you guys talk about actually
no and and today what did you guys talk
about
uh we talked about overpowering um
and creating a new group
of leaders
to overthrow the government
it's like it's like a really like
sophisticated thing
oh yeah maybe you don't say that live no
i can't i can't are you wait sorry is
this a domestic terrorism type thing
what are you leaking right now no um
it's just a group
uh we're gonna start oh it's like those
lefties it's like those lefties with
gyno right that they're like oh we gotta
overthrow the government but they won't
they're [Β __Β ] right but like by
overthrow we mean like
like send them flowers and stuff like
it's just flowers you know just like
love and hold on you guys didn't talk at
all about anything romantic privately
um
i don't know not really i feel like he
should be here for this conversation
we talked about
uh some stuff
oh stuff that's cool
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i heard a lot of stuff happens on your
show yeah yeah yeah
so uh i don't know
yeah let's talk about the scholastic
book fair did you get the the flashlight
with the hidden ink so you can write
little codes all right let's let's
reveal through
so it's like come in a black light now
how did she just leak that you guys been
talking all night last night
no you asked me when the last time we
talked to us
i mean she said that you guys talk a lot
offline what do you guys talk about
what do we talk about yeah do you talk
about your cringe community or like do
you talk about she says something about
overthrowing government what is that
about she's trolling i hope
i said that we're gonna overthrow the
government with flowers
so let's let's get to the moment of
truth
latina
what did you pick
so
because
i knew
and i was so confident
that hazie was going to pick me
and you know
you should stop calling him hazy i call
him that because it's like hazy
weinstein it's not attractive when you
do it like it's really bad no i mean
it's just a funny just just call them
hearts like that's that's just me shut
the [Β __Β ] up john this isn't your
conversation shut up sorry baby
seriously shut up look at that just fine
hey look look look yo i tested her and
she was loyal you fixed her
she learned all right well
i gave him the uh the christian
yeah
now we'll see now
okay
who are you because i knew you're saying
something of substance because i was so
confident
i was so confident that you were gonna
pick me and
you know since our conversation last
night
you know how you always trigger me i
just honestly
i wanted to get back at you somehow
because you said you were going to fight
my boss
and then i realized you know what
is this really what i want to do
but then i thought actually you know
what maybe
like that might actually be what i
wanted to happen
so
in the end
what i did choose
[Laughter]
was something that i think chat will
find very surprising
what
and i think you'll find this really
surprising too
and i think this is gonna change a lot
of things about the way you see me
okay because this is gonna bring our
relationship to the next level
and it's like a 50 50 like is it going
to be bad is it going to be like this
this
choice alone would have depicted if
where this relationship is heading in
the future yeah but okay hold on hold on
hold on hold on speaker piece in the
future what do you see in the future
with the man in your head that's a
blurry face hopefully not after today
what do you normally look for in a guy
what do you what future do you want what
do you want what do you want
what do you want
i need someone
who i can count on
you know i need somebody who i can count
on that i can trust that i know
is always going to be by myself all
right okay let's let's let's hold on
shut the [Β __Β ] up [Β __Β ] i don't remember
asking you [Β __Β ] icky everyone quiet let
her talk let me talk cause oh my god bro
how did you let a woman talk are you a
massage later okay let her talk and you
know what she's gonna vote after so go
ahead
i'm gonna tell you
no no talk i wanna start from the
beginning what's your relationship like
with your grandmother when you were five
years old
so my grandma's dad
uh the other one i gotta go with the gym
let's [Β __Β ] wrap it up
the gym can wait because when you're in
a [Β __Β ] call with me like i said you
put everything else aside
don't [Β __Β ] talk about doing other
stuff when you're in a call with me
okay we'll see if you can just so
basically what i look for in a guy is i
need somebody reliable i need somebody
who's here with me so that when i know
you know when there's something like
this i i don't want a second guess like
is he gonna pick me is he not
and the fact that you picked me you know
it shows a lot
okay so what did you want to hear more
well how did that make you feel
during the the show in the show did you
have doubts at all i did have doubts i
did
because you know
same with his choice it would have
depicted you know the final result as
well and how did those doubts make you
feel did you doubt him as a person or
just for content
no i doubted him as a person and if i
didn't
what would your response have been end
of the war end of the world i mean end
of the world
wow really
end of it
bye bye royales really kiss my ass
kidding yeah i would still be on the
royals but if you didn't i would oh my
god you gotta marry this girl hold on so
now my question is like
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have you ever and be honest felt
insecure when he talked or maybe met up
with another ego
absolutely
be honest though
yes
how did you deal with that because i
want to know i get jealous too you know
what i've got to say i sat down with a
tub of ice cream the vegan ben jerry's
i
turned on my cringe riverdale and i just
sat there and i just thought
how many of these calories can i eat
until my feelings go away and when
you're watching riverdale did you ever
pick one of the guys on the show and
said this guy reminds me of haas and
then you pick a girl that's kind of like
you and then they get together and you
smile do you ever do that no because
they're all [Β __Β ] cringe i literally
hate riverdale okay but do you ever see
haas in tv shows and during your day do
you think about him i actually had a
dream about him last night really yeah
it was very clear
what happened
so for some reason
and we were on a road trip i'm dead ass
we literally were on a road trip and
then we were being chased and then we
got mcdonald's at some point the road
gym wouldn't even have a car for that
huh i said
how far was the road trip were you guys
in the u.s
i don't know like we were just driving
and then there were some other people
which i'm assuming were streamers like i
it's like my your dreams are so like
aligned with reality that it's just so
weird like it trips me out
and did you guys kiss in the dream um
i i don't remember that much but i
wouldn't doubt it
do you ever think of him when you're
alone alone you know what i mean
um
like with your mind anyways so basically
when are you ever with your mom just you
two alone and you're like
hey houses in my head i might as well
ask my mom about guy advice but you
don't say how's his name but you go mom
if i like the guy blah blah you ever ask
her
my mom's divorced
oh so that means she's useless to you
no she's useful in everything but
like i
she you know she has a perspective which
i think is funny and it's obviously
based off of like life experiences she
doesn't like men at all like or women
she's or
well because she's straight she just
doesn't like dating she just her view on
men just that's pretty really
so now i'm wondering i'm wondering now
and uh
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when you were insecure because i was
talking to other girls
why not just drop his [Β __Β ] ass why
didn't you just get angry and done that
[Β __Β ] spiteful thing can we do the
interview
a lot of stupid girls will just [Β __Β ]
drop the guy and it's like no you're
supposed to fight for him we don't know
if she dropped me or not yet we don't
know because she didn't reveal
has can you wait
you're right actually yeah that's what
i'm saying
just move your head a little to the your
right my left is a little bit so we get
the horns there you go
you want to see the horns there you go
so now so it's fitting so now and i love
rudolph the red nose reindeer but
anyways ladina you're at home
and has gives you a call on discord how
does that make you feel is there any
anxiety to that call
yeah
really
yeah i'm like oh [Β __Β ] i gotta put some
clothes on
why
now now i'm wondering now i'm wondering
i think haaz is from right he he's a
superstar from my community that uh is
now an up and coming uh streamer he's a
star
but people from my tribe even when they
go and build their own armies
they
all have the same ideology they don't
believe in the religion of love
do you believe in love latino
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you do and what is love can you define
that for us it's different for every
relationship oh so it doesn't it can be
displayed by
you can't even i don't know like if
somebody's in a relationship and they
prefer things that are materialistic to
like you know give love or whatever i'm
gonna say i'm gonna say i think since no
one can define love i think love is the
act of protecting someone
yeah if you're in that relationship sure
like
i think your definition of love is very
stupid but i want to talk
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how does everything she said make you
feel
i won't know what the truth is until i
know what she chose that's the truth and
latino what's his biggest flaw
i don't think he has any
why i don't think that people have flaws
it's just are you gonna deal with them
or are you not then what am i looking at
i love you three so now
so you're saying there's nothing you
would tweak about him
no
i would just say clean your [Β __Β ]
living room
give me a reason to
just do it
just do it
and another flaw is uh
that he wouldn't cook for me
of course i wouldn't
why won't you make it you're gonna want
to trust me why would you make some
sausages and scrambled eggs
you're going to make your girl like your
grilled cheese sandwich
maybe a
jelly sandwich before she has to catch
the school bus
now you're gonna have to she's late for
the school bus you don't help her out as
she's showering for the peanut butter
jelly i'll cook
you can't make me a peanut butter jelly
sandwich you won't make her a peanut
butter juice let's see
first look first you can put me like the
orange juice
first find find what she wrote what she
chose
then
we can have the interview because it'll
make a lot more sense no because then
you're going to scatter off to the gym
like you're some kind of little gym yeah
you are
now hold on
how's she wants to go
how's she wants to us she wants to what
do you mean
she wants to do this
hold on she wants to go to this
segment yeah
is talking right now so now has or
should i say infrared show and what's
your twitter
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infrahas yeah let's get that link going
hey get cozy so now i'm curious though
i'm curious
um
latina wants to go to the scholastic
book fair but it's two hour drive
outside the city she wants to buy right
she wants to buy
invisible ink so the government can't
see when she's da vinci writing code and
a certain flashlight ultraviolet light
or maybe blue light i'm not sure that
can make her see it and this costs 8.99
and my you know like my parents always
said this is too expensive
would you be buying her presents and
driving her places and putting time and
energy and finance into this
relationship
be
honest
gifters it depends on what stage we're
in uh two months
six months in
six months in what do i have to do
are you gonna financially support her
buy her gifts
take care of her
right like for for me for example for me
after six months right i
it depends on what she's excuse me
i love to just randomly buy them a
present right i buy them a mouse a
gaming mouse an expensive one and then i
give it you know they play for two weeks
and stuff and then i go babe my mouse
broke and i borrow that mouse
and i never give it back do you ever do
that
listen chat wake up your grandma tell
your relatives get this dude up to 2000
so we can get a show on the road no hold
on chad chad how's it going billy graham
how does that mean
your grandparents can i just ask you to
do that yes thank you guys and make sure
you connect your primes do not be do not
miss this train when we're up we're up
right
he wants to see it get up to [Β __Β ]
above 2 000 so i just need to let's see
if you start your
online whatever now oz i'm wondering i'm
wondering she must have a flaw and
you're a man you can admit when someone
has a flaw she must have already told
about her flaws oh you're afraid to say
it she's flaky
besides that
that's the biggest
red flag ever
yeah i know that's that's a huge red
flag
i would block someone if they're flaky
don't like corn flakes what the [Β __Β ]
oh my god whatever like
that's the flaw one thing
one thing that's not it's over one thing
i've literally been here for everything
else the most important thing
but now hold on are you saying when
she's flaky that means she's unreliable
means she is missing motherhood and wife
material in her that's a big no-no dude
oh john shut up no i don't i don't think
she should be pregnant but definitely
she should have the instinct to care
protect and heal
and she's missing this she's missing the
fact that
she's unreliable meaning
you could drop millions of dollars on
her and she might flake on john you're
so [Β __Β ] irritating you know that
now how does that make you feel latina
that he finds you it makes me feel that
you're [Β __Β ] annoying or [Β __Β ] you
don't want to address the fact that he
finds you guys we are at 32 viewers away
come on wake up your grandma tell
somebody who's got to know 32 more
viewers and we can get a move on whoa
whoa whoa whoa latina latina we don't
need to break the internet sit down
don't ever do that again
save it for your stream save it that's
so rude that's so dangerous that's rude
oh my god i could get banned if you were
to
grab i was reaching for something okay
well here sit where we can see you has
please tell us
what is the best thing about her
the best thing about latino yeah and i
know you're like out of brain power and
i don't even know i don't even know
what's going on but because i [Β __Β ]
have insomnia dude i don't sleep i
stream 41 hours baby what is it about
this organism that makes you say i want
to protect this organism with my sword i
want to protect her like she's like
she's
like she's [Β __Β ] dying she might
because i don't i don't i don't know
this actually i don't know this but it
seems like she might
be loyal
and ride or die
but i don't know yet
and by loyal do you mean
how is she gonna respond to dudes like
she'll still be able to withstand my
mood swings now hold on she gets a dm
from drake what's happening
he likes literally we have to see
underage girls we have to see but all i
can do is like i'm i'm like that katy
perry song you're hot and you're cold
i'm you're less than you know you're i
am then you're my mood can change like
this and uh if i could just be itching
for a fight and i'll just whatever and
she seems like she can handle that you
know and
when you kissed a girl did you go in
your car like driving home i kissed the
girl not like that did you do that or
were you like wow this is overrated no
he said
california girls are undeniable
[Music]
you know what's funny about that is that
he's meeting me in l.a chad we're doing
an irl stream circa irl stream in los
angeles in a few weeks the greatest
content when you guys see you guys see
my top clips how i pick up chicks on the
street within eight [Β __Β ] seconds and
i tell them my name is xuc so i'm really
handicapping myself there but check this
out dead
haze and i will be irling together
latina unfortunately i'm a magnet
towards women i'm not an engineer i'm
not good at math when it when it comes
to women right i've got this nerdy thing
about me that's very silly and cool to
you guys right but i also can back it up
i can ko any human on earth all right we
are now so hold on hold on haaz is going
to be surrounded by la fournier girls
and i'm sure they're undeniable right
daisies
how's that gonna make you feel when i'm
trying to get my boy to cheat on you
he mad
why why mad why doesn't he deserve one
cheat
oh my god
zorko we don't even know what she chose
yet so let's find out what she chose
ladies and gentlemen we're finding out
what she chose but first no we're not
100 gifted subs in the chat and and the
alert is very long so i hope you don't
do it
they get longer with the more subs okay
another thing twitter.com official on my
youtube john sergey like all that all
that right it's very great if you want
to be on the next show join my discord
contact my people we love putting people
on we i'm a king maker i'll make you
viral but you gotta auto host me when
you're viral you gotta say this segment
has lasted longer than the whole show it
is now time for that to choose i'm
changing the music right now
okay let's see what did you choose
latina built this for us
and what did you choose go ahead quick
like i said
i wanted to make it very unpredictable
for you
why
because i just like tugging on your
strings so
i don't know i just i wanted to make you
mad but then i wanted to make you happy
and then i wanted to think i wanted to
see like
i wanted to see you in pleasure but then
i also wanted to see you in pain
right
so in the end
what i did choose
is
[Music]
you know what i don't know if i can say
this i think we'll have to mute this
because you're gonna be really you're
gonna have a lot of feelings about it to
be honest
no it's gonna actually be really simple
if you chose roast
we are completely done like oh my god is
this is not happening is this you would
never want to would you ever forgive me
if i chose no i would never no no no
you've already chosen an inky nose i
think whatever
unironically i would never forgive you
you would never forgive me
not even if i bagged on my knees and i
went all the way there just to back on
my knees
it would be an immediate against
everything it'd be an immediate block
immediate block
what if i what if i showed up to your
door and italia al ghul cosplay like the
one i don't give a [Β __Β ] this is
something you can't say this is
something you can't take back this is
something that you can please be the
batman i'll cool or whatever the [Β __Β ] my
husband is that's that's that's a line
you can't cross
yeah why not is there like security tape
and stuff because the most important
thing in public is honor and if you
chose roast here we have no future at
all you have just broken the honor yeah
really
yeah swear to god well
that's why my choice was really easy
because it all depended on that very
thing that you just said to be honest
oh yeah
so spit it out
so in the end what i did choose was
and hold on if we get a hundred gifted
ghosts or what if we get a hundred subs
ladies and gentlemen i got a prize for
you
love or roast that was the choice
lover what
roast
loving oh no he's trying to say l-o-v-e
or
r
zero
a
s excuse me capital r
o
excuse me zero
a s
just spit it out i don't know how to
spell it l
u l
o u you could do u love l-u-v uh is
there a why at the end
i love you is a word i think you can
check that on urban dictionary right now
but it's love or roast are you gonna
take the host with 2 000 viewers or are
you going to be in love with haas and
i can't believe this i can't believe
what is going on if someone connects
their damn prime maybe maybe something
might happen
oh my god
so basically
no way
aren't spitters quitters yeah
[Music]
hey ladino what do you think are you
inked up look at this
look at this i spent a lot of time
bro i got insomnia
i have a [Β __Β ] sleep issue to [Β __Β ]
fix i probably can't be on the [Β __Β ]
royale tomorrow if we can't [Β __Β ] wrap
this up
let's do it let's do it okay
um
i chose
i i have anxiety hold on okay go
i chose
love
no way
is that
[Applause]
it's funny that she says that
because
what she wrote me
was that it was a tough one
what
she wrote me that this was a tough
decision
[Applause]
she really wanted to roast raw horse but
she shows up oh wow she chose love
did she actually say
i swear she she did say it was a tough
one no because she really wanted to do
it why is it a [Β __Β ] tough one explain
that
okay i'm trying to pull up the dm's
cause i told you i'm getting you laid
okay i said
uh
tough one because i want to rose haas
but i'll do love
she'll do a lot
okay
all right i mean i don't expect nothing
different i mean you guys are gonna
fight but book a flight now
are we gonna see iroquois we want to see
a book of flight right now
tomorrow
promise
do you promise latina short man
we're gonna see two or two oompa loompas
doing it
going to the chocolate factory and i got
the golden ticket of viral
[Music]
how do you feel did you doubt me
i did actually doubt you a little bit
because i was thinking oh she thought it
would be some cute [Β __Β ] to do
because you already messed up a few
times when it comes to being on code in
public
but
good job latina you got game you got mad
game
right
because uh if you're doing good with
someone that's like me then damn that's
really impressive because he he doesn't
give room for error and you got game you
know how to talk you know what to say
you back it up you know what i mean like
you just killed it you how did you come
back from the dead pretty much that's
crazy how did that make you feel that
you actually won this is serious now now
you guys are actually gonna be like
right you guys gonna moi you're gonna
kiss are you gonna kiss all my two
homies gonna kiss are you gonna get kids
all right bro
there you go oh she looks like she's at
a funeral i guess she's not that happy
i'm just i'm you know what i'm kind of
uh
let down
why
let down why has this reaction you know
what do you think i expect otherwise
well you had your doubts
yeah i had doubts and it was actually
starting to piss me off
when you got it all you did was get out
of the clear all you did is get out of
the uh the hot water
i love pissing you off
yeah
but you know this is what i expected and
also latina remember i chose you you're
starting to forget that aren't you
so i had already made the decision to
chose you
so that's that
okay so what are you trying to make this
a competition what the [Β __Β ]
you're really trying you're so
competitive you're trying to make this
company
i'm basically saying
i had already chosen you so
if you would have chosen the other thing
wow that would have been
unforgivable
but how did i know you had already
chosen me beforehand because i already
chose you from the get-go i never
switched responses
so how was i supposed to know because
you know
you could have eliminated me
listen latina the truth is
[Music]
the other girls didn't have a chance
from the beginning
[Applause]
yeah really that's why you kept sucking
up to other people and saying i really
like you
this is so tough i really like you
hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on
i love you guys together the only thing
i'd love more is uh my future and being
viral so i guess my only question is
didn't you go on a date with queen
bro shut the [Β __Β ] up like
what does that got to do
wondering if that affected her decision
making so it's like that what the [Β __Β ]
why would you even bring that up john i
don't know intrusive thought
no you know what that [Β __Β ] pisses me
off every time i think about it i want
to cry
my p.o box is up here send the tears to
my p.o box right up here listen i drink
it on stream look look i already got
anna's
thing is
salty like
look the thing is
the fast is the past
and yo you know how's i gotta say ship
is this your lady has she cute she's
cute she got a nexon blush on she's cute
right not right now but she's like
you did great dude like i want to see
you guys you guys gotta hold hands and
go go to walmart together it's going to
be
shut the [Β __Β ] up bro hey get some cheese
balls we don't have it in canada you
americans eat cheese balls from a giant
container at walmart
that's so [Β __Β ] greasy that's
disgusting bro i don't know we don't
have any cheetos
that's weird
[Β __Β ] barrel of cheese me and latina
have a lot of irl planned hold on queen
is trying to join the call
that's not true
oh
but it is but is it
it's not true bro
back obviously
oh my god
this could be messy
because i don't i don't ever ever not
platform women so if she calls i pretty
much have to put her on right
right like women should totally vote
women are the best right that's why wake
welder you know
is you know
thinks like one
so has he's putting a jacket on he's
coming right to latino look at that so
wholesome what's up
[Music]
what's up
what are you saying okay she's coming
oh my god bro what the [Β __Β ]
so is ira happening
she's joining she's actually joining
oh
yeah she said oh my [Β __Β ] god you're
right
you
i don't know why she [Β __Β ] wants i
don't know what i guess i have to
appease her and let her go
[Music]
you're milking this way too much
the goat's been milked
[Music]
i didn't get it i didn't get any
subscriptions what the [Β __Β ]
i only got 400 that's lame
this chat is a bunch of failures
if you feel underappreciated come to my
stream and i will yeah what is your
stream
what is your stream
[Music]
that's like the best thing about it
right
listen bro
what the [Β __Β ] what happened
uh do you like her voice queen is
joining
[Music]
um
do i like her voice
[Music]
what do you mean i mean i don't dislike
it
[Music]
isn't that hard to say yes or no
uh what you mean okay why don't you stop
showing it's a weird question you like
her voice
but anyway yeah do you like my voice
uh listen queen uh latino what the [Β __Β ]
no
[Β __Β ] loot
no this is [Β __Β ] chill
can you [Β __Β ] chill
i got [Β __Β ] confused because it was
fed what did he do what did he do i got
confused
what did he say what did he say oh my
god i got computers
no it ain't weird
oh it ain't weird it's weird
no every time i hear your voice
it's just that uh
it's always like you're arguing with me
you know
and but there's some things you
shouldn't argue with me about what did
he do
he called me queen no i
you can't tell that this is not queen
queen's the girl you took out on a real
shut the [Β __Β ]
[Music]
i said what the [Β __Β ] is going on and
then you mention them so it confused me
simple as that
damn bro
so hold on hold on
why would you be confused they're
clearly two different human beings like
this you don't see me calling inky jabba
i was literally gonna say the queen
latina
the [Β __Β ] up you stupid idiot
don't try to come back but wouldn't that
remind her of the blue hair girl you
went on a date with like wouldn't that
just
ruin vibes i don't know just
listen it wasn't a date okay it was just
strange oh it wasn't
oh really
oh okay
so you just like take anybody out
what bro can you chill
[Music]
what are you mad about
not you're just looking for excuses to
get angry
not
okay
sorry to keep you highs i know you have
to go to the gym and i know that you
know that's your number one priority
right now that's fine go
what is that supposed to mean
that means go
you know clearly i'm your second
priority that's fine you can go you mean
you're not making you stay
yeah it's do you put your jacket on
you're rushing this like oh i'm so sorry
like should i step out of your way then
excuse me no when i'm like it's so
disrespectful when i'm talking to you
about choosing love over roast and you
just put your jacket on like what are
you doing
oh [Β __Β ]
[Music]
sorry sorry [Β __Β ] man this okay so so
hold on hold
on
yeah
you know i love you man thank you you
would you ask me privately you said you
really like cars or something like that
right yeah yeah yeah you have a sweet
room
and she's like no she said love she's
like you really love haas and i was
gonna roast her for it but i was so
quiet dude i was just thinking i'm like
because i've never shown my twin brother
or someone right and i'll be like this
is the guy this is the guy in my twitter
how do we know what he looks like
if you don't show us no no i've shown my
twin brother before but i show my twin
brother haas and he goes like this is
the guy who gets you like riled up i'm
like you don't know how much i love this
dude like yeah he stays with [Β __Β ]
creep loser virgins from his chat but
this guy's [Β __Β ] solid man why did you
want me here queen queen is in the call
the queen oh my god
okay so queen i'm i'm so curious let me
just turn you up just turn max out your
volume queen
do you want to come up for us
um i'm not logged into my discord that's
totally fine we have time like totally
everyone in chat hearts for queen they
were asking about you um that's crazy
you asked me about me absolutely yes
they were chad loves you ah i love you
guys too
now queen i have a question for you
okay what is it
okay
i don't know if i should ask it though
like are you are you being sensitive
today
am i being sensitive today i'm a blue
haired leftist i'm always sensitive
okay um can you be super honest friendly
care packaging yes
you want should chat
i want you to be awkward i want you to
be awkward honest with me i want you to
not meme at all if you meme
we get all bad we all get bad luck so
don't do it what does my breath smell
like dead no no nobody asks you that
okay ready
the question is
did haas take you out on a date
no
what did you guys do
what did we do he just screamed let her
talk we streamed and he bought food for
himself i watched him eat food
and then uh he told me actually for this
stream that we were going on this
infamous stream
uh that you love to talk about that we
were meeting adriana and jackson and i
thought the entire time that we were
going to be meeting up with adriana and
jackson and it never happened
[Music]
i was there what the [Β __Β ] are you doing
jackson and i said oh we're going to
meet up with adriana and jackson okay
i'll come to the stream i'll do the live
stream and guess who never [Β __Β ]
showed up
wait what the [Β __Β ] are you talking about
i spent the entire time trying to meet
up with them you can even go back and
watch the stream i'm like adriana and
jackson are at this restaurant are we
gonna go meet adriana and jackson at
this restaurant what about this one this
[Β __Β ] just wanted chicken for
some reason
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
wait
stop making [Β __Β ] up like i'm like i'm
trying to i'm not making it up go look
like i tried to treat you and trap you
into [Β __Β ]
listen you came
you came and then
i literally called you first said we're
gonna meet up
yeah no no you know what queen don't
piss me off here because we did [Β __Β ]
meet up with them so shut the [Β __Β ] up oh
four hours later yeah yeah and as that
was my fault
um i don't know was it no it wasn't my
[Β __Β ] fault so awake queen they
literally are the ones who told me yeah
what are you gonna do later if you guys
don't what the [Β __Β ] are you what are you
doing i don't get it yeah don't make
[Β __Β ] up like uh i'm trying i was try i
tried to trap you or some kind of [Β __Β ]
what no i'm not saying you were trying
to trap me i'm just saying that you said
that we were gonna meet up with adriana
and we didn't now queen was there ever i
literally told you today we're going to
meet up with adrian jackson and we
[Β __Β ] did they were i will give you
this they were being um
since you brought it there so what
you're basically saying is that that was
the deal breaker you wouldn't have come
and done uh streams with me if they
weren't going to be there
whoa
fake
are you saying you're fake
no no i'm just saying like go ahead and
lie and say that that would be the case
okay
yeah just why can't you just say we
streamed together and then that was it
which is what i said you streaming
we did it that's it what is all this
extra [Β __Β ] about adriana and [Β __Β ]
jackson coming from
oh he's grumpy
queen i don't know if you've noticed but
the winner of lover roast
episode two not the harley one this does
one
was the wild latina she won your man or
it has
oh my god and now they're going to meet
up how does that make you feel quick
thank you
thank you for the bits baby did you get
40 bits again
um no i got 6 000. thanks though okay
good one
um
so queen how did that make you feel the
latino won i mean real men are so hard
to find so she's i mean i just feel so
bad for her
this sounds rough does she required to
go on a date because i would recommend
not doing it babe
[Applause]
why
thank you so much rocket970 thank you
for the bits faves boy yeah why because
we didn't go on a date so what would you
know about that oh
ooh sick burn the thing is you could
never go on a date with me so it doesn't
matter i could just tell see the thing
is i have a great sense of uh like you
like to say that you have a great sense
of women um i have a great sense of men
and let me just say you don't um meet
the
you're too short to ride
[Music]
okay that's
i don't know what angle you're coming at
this from but it's not working jackson
had something on newcomer jackson
listen listen i i i'm just in the middle
i just got done with my workout but i
had to come and uh vouch for it
shut up i have to vouch for the truth
what really happened
stop stop no no this is what happened no
no no no no no who is this [Β __Β ]
jackson who i don't know you bro what
are you trying to do bro what are you
doing i'm not saying anything all i'm
saying is the only reason why uh
the only reason why adrian wait wait i
just muted him for a second i don't know
is this okay john
i don't know i don't know jackson that
well i mean i know haswell but i love
jackson jackson you're not you're not
gonna you're not gonna destroy my life
are you are you trying to destroy my
life jackson destroy my life jackson
thanks babes oops jackson you want to
drop hate threads on me destroy my life
go ahead i need you to repeat myself
yeah go ahead i'm ready with the all
right go ahead that's all i'm saying
what are you gonna say
all i'm saying was the only reason why i
am adriana
the only reason why adriana and i were
late when we were supposed to show up
was because we got a little bit busy and
that's all i gotta say
oh
oh my god you're saying
you weren't gonna imply that other
people were getting these
you are such an embarrassment i swear to
god you're like you know everybody
everyone knows i go for hours on end
everyone knows i go for hours you
probably call your mom immediately after
you [Β __Β ] and are like guess what i just
[Β __Β ] did mommy guess what angel's
gone
[Music]
like that's exactly what you sound like
it's embarrassing whoa
grow up
you gonna take that jackson
he defended yes he will because okay
let's
i think that's a knockout
no no i think that's enough from uh
queen the unattainable so
are we
am i okay to go to the gym or yeah i
mean you're about you're just as free as
any man to leave this podcast for this
show
but my question is why is she
unattainable like what makes her so
great
huh
what makes her so
great what makes you so great
yeah what makes queen so great are you
talking about sir because she's
unattainable
[Β __Β ] you coming at me
i don't talk to short girls so don't
talk to me
uh what makes her so great i don't know
it's just like her very high standards
of height she she really
cares a lot about
men being over six foot why do you care
queens being over six feet highs you're
like under six
three
yeah i am under six three
no five oh five three
but queen i'm taller than you bro but
queen what about like
like what about to someone like me i
find you inferior because you're shorter
than me right you find has inferior this
is like a big fish eat small fish that's
an interesting thing saying that you
find me inferior when you were begging
me to come on your [Β __Β ] stream so all
right check this out
check this out listen queen first of all
don't you have something to shout out
don't you hold on i'm inferior you know
or do you need me for the content queen
queen i would never because i bring her
i would never use someone for confidence
i would never use i would never use i
would never use your guys's
for content ever
i just live on the internet so weird
[Β __Β ] happens to me i just live 41-hour
streams i'm not like you guys who you
know get 40 bits and call it a day so
now my question is now queen like are
you happy for them together
what'd you say are you happy for these
two together
i'm very happy for them i hope they have
latino do you find that essentially
sincere existence
latina do you think she's being sincere
right now
no
i think that
circle what is this bro i i i don't know
like this isn't what are you doing like
i don't know i think that
like if she really was over she wouldn't
be on here just attacking everybody all
of a sudden saying she's hotter than has
and a bunch of stuff like
you gotta chill if you're over it you're
over it you don't have to keep dragging
it on and being upset about it
she's here for she's here for college i
don't think that it was sincere no
i'll i'll i'll squash okay she's here
for content i think she's over it she's
over it we're all over it it's all good
there's nothing for me to even be over
exactly exactly right okay so that's it
right
yeah there we go see is that it queen
yeah is that it latino you don't care
i mean she sounded pretty upset when she
was going after her
i was going to the wild the wild latinos
spam that link
no no listen it's all good i'm uh really
i'm look it's all good i'm 5'3 whatever
she wants to say it's all good
i don't know my feelings are no i'm
wondering when i say that you're short
if you don't like short people highs
then hold on hold on hold on
clean just stop i gotta stop you right
there that's crazy everyone stop
everyone everyone stop i gotta ask
to you short people and queen i'm
addressing you personally
yeah
i find myself way more attractive than
you
[Music]
yeah
hey you know everyone has their
preferences
listen the thing the thing is
look
we are talking right now about queen the
unattainable here she's obviously the
queen
and
right
like obviously she is the like she
everything she says is completely true
like there's no difference between her
persona and real life
now hold on hot
yeah if you could choose would it be
the wild latino
to spend the rest of your life with
or queen nephilim
choose wisely
it's obviously latino like i don't know
because why
what's the difference
[Music]
um
[Β __Β ] those nerds
the the difference is uh
i what do you mean like what do you
don't know what the difference
is
how can you tell them apart no we never
went on a date just latina's more my
type
oh there's been a vote before
my
that's so interesting
[Music]
all right are you guys done because yes
we are actually
queen um i guess you want to leave it at
that queen that
that's it if you if he likes queen
latina that's okay i don't care
what
you said if he likes queen latifah
oh
okay the [Β __Β ] is that sorry i'm sorry
some of us are content year-round okay
queen thanks for coming because uh i
know that you wanted to come confess
your love to haas but you chickened out
yup nope that's what i was coming to do
you're right okay
bye guys bye queen let's spam her link
it's a great support see you too
i'll see you soon
all right
let me [Β __Β ] rub your belly here my
little buddha you're [Β __Β ] crushing it
you're about to freaking when you hook
up with latina i want you guys to pray
before you do it i think you guys should
both pray to god and hope for the best
because right right now i'm praying to
god to fix my sleep insomnia because
tomorrow i want to have that's not that
edible bro let's go bust out edible on
stream let's see that
oh john
um is it legal
i told one of your producers um here
here's what you told my producers here
i make a lot of freaking money
right you little commies you know stupid
commies in chat
you see what i do you can't afford walls
you have to [Β __Β ] put a curtain
that's ben that's my homie ben all my
homies got three letters
we make a lot of money but you spent it
on [Β __Β ] rugs
imagine trying to prove you have money
with a [Β __Β ] rug hey imagine trying to
prove that you're pretty with
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wow 20 gifted
with what
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honestly you're cute i don't know i want
you and us to be together
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i think you make him look good you know
what i mean you guys look uh
very traditional
that's why i love uh latin culture
right as you can easily integrate
yourself with latin culture right she's
very she is traditional let's be honest
besides the whole like
egrow part she is traditional
i'm skipping the gym tonight
so hold on if you're skipping the gym
does that mean
that you and latina
i'm skipping the gym
are you guys going to be long term
and what happens if he messes up and
he's chilling with some dude like zerka
who's surrounded by only fans california
and they're freaking begging circa i
want to hook up and i go nah you're not
hot enough go to haas and i give some
chicks to hearts what happens if he
cheats is it game over or is he just
young dumb and full of [Β __Β ]
he knows he's a grown man he knows
whatever his instincts are it'll tell me
wow you don't want to do it off instead
it's not let's not go to the natural
argument now
it's a bad place to go you mean what his
what his gut is what his spiritual gut
we'll tell him right
his morality will definitely yeah
yep
so anyways i told side note i told one
of your mods or producers i'm gonna join
the royale after my stream tomorrow
sure and um
you're always welcome latino are you
going live right now
no i would love to host you
well
they can come tomorrow no they will
never come again yes they will hit the
button shut up just go for two hours
huh just go live for an hour
you and i just can't have your own i
don't have my ass out they're not gonna
watch yes they are they're gonna ask you
questions about haas
like i look no one's gonna watch i did a
rerun
i really want to host you
i don't have my titties out
they don't care they actually like the
girls that i bring on
i don't have my [Β __Β ] in the tight
leggings i mean you can look they don't
care they're not those kind of guys
anyway you know chat's never do you
think chad's a kumar chad like what the
[Β __Β ] um well i mean half of your chat
kind of came to my stream you know that
we have the most fears in common from my
point of view like when i go in my
settings i did yesterday and
my viewers are more are more in common
with yours i know i know but i know
because my child told me they're like
you know from all the guests only latina
makes you laugh that's why you want her
to date houzz and i'm like how rare is
it for a funny girl like that's rare
that's really rare
he's a funny one
men are not funny
men are not funny either just to keep
everything men and women are perfectly
equal
no
um
ozzie go live a bit and uh i'll stay
with you guys i'll stay with you guys
are
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we're going to chill with you live on
your thing i want to i want to end these
shows by hosting someone usually right
are you going to go i don't have content
to give without you guys we're going to
stay with you
yeah i might take an edible i'll stay
yeah we'll stay we'll stay we support
each other here man
no man left behind just especially one
with tits
i'm kidding
i might go really quick john pick up
food yeah oh my god uh no i need you for
um
literally be ten minutes no no no are we
actually going for no because you don't
have to inky you don't have to i have to
i have to support latino if she's dating
us i have to do whatever
it'll literally be it'll literally be
like
i'm wondering
if latinos say hold on
if the wild is dating haas i will stay
on our stream for 24 [Β __Β ] hours and
make sure she gets subs and everything
no man left behind in my community ever
and
she's impressed me today and low iq
people don't usually impress me so good
on you
the lowest
what's okay what's your iq have you guys
taken a test my iq is uh 46 000 a month
what's yours did you do get on a test
and then work at starbucks no i did an
iq test but i had to pay and like they
wouldn't accept my card
why
i don't know
like i guess they needed a credit card
for some reason but they didn't accept
it
wow i mean i don't know why house
doesn't want to talk to you anymore i
really don't yeah house [Β __Β ] hates me
like sorry hugs what are you talking
about what the [Β __Β ] i'm talking about
the fact that you're so bored with me
you have to take an edible like okay
no to sleep the [Β __Β ] yeah yeah yes you
want to sleep on my stream then hold on
we can if you don't want to go live i
will stay i'll stay up with you guys
right now on my [Β __Β ] let's spam some
links let's find some links
these two links get these two links in
there and your link
don't ever [Β __Β ] interrupt me
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yeah you need to stop interrupting i
don't come on your shows
because you don't come on my shows at
all i always have shows
have a show i'll i'll make a show for
you have a show listen wait what would
you do for it i'll do anything you want
because check this out you know good
fellas in good fellas
they support each other do you know the
italians not the
right the italians in good fellas they
support each other you are haza's wife
that means i'll ko people on the street
for you you understand
right that means i support your stream
and protect you from dangerous men that
are trying to abduct you if someone
tried to abduct you i would house and i
would unload on them oh bust all over
their face finish them off with our head
with our mouth
is that vegan
i can't believe how boring you two are
like i swear to god i'm trying so hard
okay you're boring no wonder
when i pick it up it'll literally take
like five minutes to go get to you
can you run
it'll be fine it's not ready yet it'll
be like five minutes make it two minutes
latino you're getting a little bit iggy
you look
huh you look full today like you had a
good night's rest of sleep
no not at all you didn't sleep
all right well i saw you right but like
i got very little sleep okay so should i
start streaming then you look wide awake
do you take caffeine nikki
yeah
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um okay so we are actually doing this
cast yeah
absolutely i mean uh all you got to do
is uh
take my people to
what is she doing
you don't
why is she doing that and you stupid
what do you want why are you putting
that on your screen you don't need
because am i not gonna like stream what
is wrong with you do you not have a
second monitor no do you think i'm
[Β __Β ] rich
are you serious you don't have a second
monitor no i literally my monitors from
2008
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since the recession
can you either just like stop like i
don't
obama what the [Β __Β ]
huh
um
so why aren't you gifters getting you a
monitor
i don't know they're slacking
it's actually interesting how after 2008
the death system became ridiculous and
now it's a phony phony it was a phony
system now it's phony phony and when
there's an
a a much more severe economic collapse
and there's a shortage on food and stuff
are you going to be living with haas in
a zombie truck
truck yeah if the us collapses or you
when it does are you going to be living
with oz
why can't i just go to canada
what the [Β __Β ]
what why are you why would you be in
canada why would it be in the u.s if
it's collapsed
oh are you a canadian
huh you're canadian
well i'm dual citizen so i'm canadian
and american
wait
do you live in canada yes
oh that's why you're funny oh you're not
a cringer you can't wait you can
actually move here
yeah i can vote
if i lived there for two years
i think when the hell did she become a
canadian this is great
i'm always canadian what province
um here look let me let me send it i
just don't like uh people knowing okay
yeah cause you're beyonce right
no because people have [Β __Β ] stalkers
john where are you going to post it
discord oh you discord don't [Β __Β ]
dogs me oh okay i see delete that
okay
no i would never dox you because that's
against terms of service no [Β __Β ]
hazard you ever gonna talk to her or
like am i like oh he's mad that i kept
him from his workout like okay do some
pushing oh shut the [Β __Β ] up no you what
the [Β __Β ] go get your phone
i'm looking at other stuff
what what are you looking at
i'm a busy guy i have a bunch of [Β __Β ] i
have to um emails and a bunch of [Β __Β ]
okay well i have okay come on are we
gonna do this hosting or what yes let's
do it yes
okay let me start my stream
did you hit it
wait
let me talk to my people for a sec
because you guys are [Β __Β ]
scared tell me when to go live go live
now let me talk to my people
yo guys guys great show i don't carry it
another one
i'm sorry for the cast uh what i've
noticed is our expectations are too high
my personality kind of exposes people
for being boring they're usually
interesting she's interesting he's super
interesting trust me they're usually way
better than this
um
but uh
today today was another circa takeover
and i'm really trying my best not to
talk but
i dude every time they talk there are
1300 viewers for me and it's [Β __Β ]
pissing me off man
[Β __Β ] piss me off they don't want to
be the best i'm the [Β __Β ] best bro i
[Β __Β ] i crank us to 2k no matter what
no matter what
and um
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and i hate saying that because the the
minute i have a good cast is the minute
that i really get to grow the stream
right
so i need them to get better at this
new cast tomorrow yeah it'll be a royal
class there's a lot of people i'm going
to banish from tomorrow's because uh
they failed miserably today very no i
guess people are just not talkative
anymore you know what i mean
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you will be surpassed one day sensei i
don't know bro i've met all the big
streamers i've been on calls with them
and i make them look boring bro go watch
scuff podcasts and stuff like i want
more zerkas in my life man if you're a
zerka i need you on my shows man i need
carrie andy's who want to carry i'm
tired bro these long streams are killing
me yesterday the other day 41 hour
streams like i'm dying out here man
i really need uh
i need to i need teammates bro i don't
need uh
you know
these two bring the crying girl back i
actually dmed her uh where's she dm me i
damn her back and she's cool we're gonna
have her on royale tomorrow
can't be burnt out though yeah
yeah
i mean it is what it is
i know i'm never burnt out because like
no matter what no matter what i just
listen to one song and i feel better
guys i'm gonna see you on her show i'm
not leaving you alone
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forever like forever
you understand now let's let's holster
is she alive
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she's naked in my
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making beautiful mistakes
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i can't believe how everything is
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with broken dreams
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now i'm not holding on i'm holding on
i'm just impressed you're born
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making beautiful mistakes
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[Applause]
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just fine without you looking fine
sipping wine dancing no club couches
baby why you wanna lose me like you
don't need me like i don't block you and
you still try to reach me how you figure
out
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is
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nice
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circle are knives allowed yes
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yeah just don't threaten people
yeah don't do weird [Β __Β ]
don't like stab and [Β __Β ]
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i feel awkward i feel like this isn't my
stream to take over
yes it is we listen did you get them
not yet
listen
no matter what
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no matter what
no matter what
i'm going to make sure you get a new
[Β __Β ] monitor so you can always have
hazard stream on the second one
and no matter what
i am going to support
has
until my dying breath
do you know why
now why
because i've been dreaming of my
consciousness coming out and talking to
me
i've been waiting for the day and i love
jackson that ain't it
i love a lot of people those aren't it
but i look at this man and i see just a
dude who has none of my life experiences
with all of my wisdom
and to me it's mind-boggling he even has
this thing i used to do when i had lower
levels of women in my life right
i used to get angry at them and block
them i'd be like shut the [Β __Β ] up and i
block them and he still does what i do
and then after a while i realized you
know just [Β __Β ] pretend that you're
not mad and get laid more right i
started like learning learning so i see
all my mistakes but what's crazy is i
never and i swear i'm not joking right
now i never in my life
thought i would see what
i would look like if i was educated
and that's it and it's [Β __Β ] beautiful
the first thing he said when he got went
live he said yo i'm in law school but
[Β __Β ] that [Β __Β ] i'm going viral
and i said what the [Β __Β ] in his own
words
and to me when i showed my twin brother
that he said oh it is you with a degree
and i'm like even me with a degree in an
alternate universe
chooses the right path it's like he has
everything against him right he put all
that time energy money and he still
chose the same that means in alternate
universes i'm still right meaning and
the best part of it is it means you're
all wrong everyone in chat latina inky
when i'm right or when haze is right
we're it hurts because that means the
universe is wrong when you guys are
right it's politically correct and
nobody gives a [Β __Β ]
right
right
what if we agree with you and share the
same point of view uh i don't want you
i don't want you like what if we do like
how do you know that
men and women takes they're all
different if you agreed with me your
chat would like me
my chat somewhere
did you get the host latino
i feel like we have the biggest yeah
what the [Β __Β ]