Haz from Infrared Buys a New House!

is that true as i'm bought about a three

mill house that's crazy if he wants to

buy a big ass house let him buy a big

ice house i think you can do it that's

fine but

i think it's a little funny when a guy

spends his whole life shitting on

somebody like bezos and then signs an

exclusive contract with bezos so they

can make millions of dollars to go and

buy a million-dollar mansions that's

funny to me also

the thing is there's like there's a

discussion to be had about it maybe who

cares really that much but there are so

many bad arguments that are thrown out

on all sides of it like

one is that like it's la dude three

million dollars is an average house shut

the fuck up okay

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so guys

friends a lot of people think it's a

joke and they think it's like not

serious or whatever but i actually did

get a new house i'm gonna be moving

within the next two weeks i've been

keeping it under the rug because i

didn't know how you guys were gonna

respond okay let me turn this music off

i've i've been overwhelmed with these

subs crazy amount of subs i've been

getting

i want like a

permanent residence you know like i want

a permanent base of operations it's not

anything like hassan's it's nowhere near

at that level of scale i did want a

sense of because i've been living in

apartments for like years and years and

i do want a sense of like having a home

thanks to you guys i'm able to fucking

get a home now you know you know the

thing is is that you guys were going to

find out one way or another so i'm going

to show you a quick this will not dox me

i'll just show you a quick photo a few

photos right

but

i'll tell you the location but i will

tell you give you a hint it's not gonna

be in michigan i am moving out of

michigan okay all right it ain't much

you know

i kind of live within my oh my god

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come on come on guys

guys

guys

guys

guys

guys

okay let me okay let me explain okay

first of all it's my fucking money right

and i want to do what i want to do with

this money that i've been getting okay

you know it's like it looks really big

but it's it's way smaller on the inside

it see it feels way smaller on the

inside and plus the neighborhood i'm

moving into has like a ton of minorities

that's one of the things i like about it

is how many minorities there are in this

in the neighborhood and you know i'm

moving my mom into their family you know

it's it's not it's it's mostly the

location okay the price was about 50

million it's literally because of the

location i'm going to be neighbors with

voush in beverly hills like i know you

guys think beverly hills is like oh this

is just like a bunch of rich white

people there's actually a lot of

minorities in beverly hills it's a very

super diverse one of the reasons i'm

moving there too is you guys know i have

a sleep schedule issue utopians and then

we'll talk about that

all right even the utopians had a

general idea about distribution

according to me what is a commodity it

is a good that is being brought to a

market for the purpose of being sold

you're a fucking child dude

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well california is three hours behind so

i'll it'll be able to reset my sleep

schedule and everything plus

you know the the lighting is way better

inside the diversity is way better oh

how could you be a oh how could you call

yourself a communist and have that kind

of house dude what the fuck do you want

me to live in a fucking garbage bin dude

so you're saying i have to be homeless

that's what these people are saying

they're saying in order to live in

capitalist society you have to be

homeless what do you want me to be

homeless you want me to fucking live in

a cave you want me to live in a bunker i

think i'm fucking bunker andy i have to

live in a bunker and and i'm starting to

see the light because like and i walked

in this and then it kind of struck me

like a revelation like you know what

maybe the democrats aren't that bad

after all it seems like aoc is the way

to go that's like definitely the best

political strategy

it's pretty blackfilling you know we

don't have any options one of the

reasons why we're in this situation is

we we just don't have the money okay we

don't have the money to like on the

third party or media or anything you

know i'm barely scraping by affording

this house and wait till you see my car

i barely had any leftover money for the

car

you want to see the car okay yeah this

is the car you know i i barely had any

money left over for the car okay

and it's really blackpilling and i'm

like super upset all the time about like

oh man this country's so fucked and

there's like nothing we can do about it

dude sometimes i sit in my new chair on

and i'm just

saging like oh my god dude there's

nothing we could do oh god dude we're so

fucked bernie lost third parties aren't

possible and

like we don't have the money and

resources to like do anything in that

direction okay we just don't what do you

want me to do you want me to go homeless

to like fund you know some candidates

and initiatives and stuff you want me to

be homeless to do canvassing and shit

motherfucker i knocked on doors for

bernie okay i was in vegas and i knocked

on two doors at before going to the park

the porn star party and

you know now the next time bernie runs

for asset office i don't have to run

door to door i could drive there 0 to 60

in 1.9 seconds we could not provide them

was the will to fight for that future

there's some very brave and capable this

motherfucker looks like the president

that's on tv in like

a 1995 alien invasion movie like i am

you're some random like old white guy

actor

who's the american president this

motherfucker

looking like the president in a fucking

1993 movie about doomsday coming

my fellow americans

it is high time that you

gain shelter because the invasion by the

russians is upon us it's motherf's like

the president from independence day he's

the most generic this is the president

that's playing on the tv in the diner in

the movie and everyone's like stopping

everyone's uh putting their forks and

knives down they're not eating their

pancakes they put it down they look at

the tv and the president's on tv

and motherfucker they even got the

144 p grainy ass low quality 1991

fucking

white guys can't afford cameras what's

up with that this is like a 1991 camera

tell me why they can't upload crystal

clear

crisp you know why you know why they

don't do it because they don't want to

scare old people because old people are

used to this shit oh this is just like

the days of bill clinton yeehaw this is

like the days of bill clinton our

blessed country hasn't changed a bit

it's been 30 years but it's been the

same to me yeah yeah yeah and then if if

all of a sudden they started fucking

recording in 4k crystal clear footage

what the heck is that what is this

national geographic documentary i didn't

sign up for this what the hell what year

is it this don't look like my president

aliens have invaded and took over you

just know there's like somebody who's

senile watching this shit that's my

president

that's my president

nothing's new under the sun this reminds

me of

1953 when

president eisenhower was on the tv and

ain't nothing american apple pie that's

our president the americans are watching

this shit and they're like what the hell

is afghanistan what the hell is he

talking about

afghanistan what is a cabool what the

hell is that i never seen a caboodle 700

miles from them but then play what we

were in uh iraq you know never even left

iraq we're still y'all ever get that guy

saddam hussein y'all ever catch that guy

i heard he's a bad guy that that guy who

attacked us now y'all ever catch that

guy saddam hussein and all the same me

afghanistan let me show you guys

something scary holy fuck

you show you something scary i saw this

twitter thread that was like animals are

human mutations and i was like what now

let me show you something

did you know this this is so scary this

is an elephant's foot look at it this is

the bone and and this isn't even the

it's literally like a person trapped

inside did you know this this is like

high heels this is literally like high

heels i actually do believe that

elephants and pigs are descendants from

people punished by god and pigs dude

pigs are so weirdly similar to us

just look at a pig

this is a

there's transplants between pig organs

and human organs did you know that pigs

are very similar to humans people tattoo

on pigs to fucking experiment pigs are

weirdly too smart what's up with that

they're smart dude look at its hands

look at its fucking hands dude these

came from humans this motherfucker look

at his face it looks like a chimpanzee

it's got the eyes the ears it's got a

cartilage mouth that motherfucker

smiling

what the fuck

whale hands

what the fuck

our infrared collective this image was

shared one year ago and our infrared

collective saw how all the people just

like you were ratioing the original

image and we were so depressed and

despaired about it but we are not going

to allow that to happen again so i am

using the infrared platform to avenge

the beautiful works of fun

you are moulding on

twitter.com you started our stream you

are evil you are a demon you are the

force of evil the light shall prevail

oh yeah yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yes

demon

shaytan

shaitaan

you're just scared

shaytaan i'm not scared we have the

power of the people on our side you're a

fucking evil demon the enemy of the

people shaytan

will not win i'm winning so far i'm

winning

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