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foreign

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foreign

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me

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democracy tv

i don't even know who the [ __ ] you are

you little [ __ ] get in my [ __ ] vc

right now let's see we ran from debate

little [ __ ] [ __ ] let's [ __ ] see

who ran from debate democracy

little [ __ ]

the [ __ ] ran from debate huh what the

[ __ ] are you even

you dumb [ __ ]

you [ __ ] type in my chair i run from

debate i know where the [ __ ] you are

little [ __ ] get my [ __ ]

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i'm then back

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he's saying i ran from a debate what

debate what the [ __ ] are you even

talking about

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mommy

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you have 15 seconds to get in my [ __ ]

vc your band 15 14 13 12 11

10

9

8 7

get in vc right now

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so

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it's all

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hey democracy tv get in my [ __ ] vc

you [ __ ]

you dumb [ __ ] quit punching down on

palestine and q and honors you know what

the [ __ ] you're talking about your dumb

[ __ ]

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yeah he's running away he's running away

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get the [ __ ] out of my jack you [ __ ]

loser you had your [ __ ] chance

get in my [ __ ] discord if you grow

some [ __ ] balls

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me

okay

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my [ __ ] hair looks like [ __ ] man

[ __ ] woke up at 5 pm i got 2 hours of

[ __ ] sleep [ __ ] my life man

can barely [ __ ] look i can barely

[ __ ]

keep my eyes open cause it [ __ ] hurts

my [ __ ] insomnia's back the bad kind

too the one i had last year it's [ __ ]

back and forth

[ __ ] man

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so [ __ ] stupid man how [ __ ] dirty

and stupid my [ __ ] hair looks so

[ __ ] dumb

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wow

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foreign

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this is so [ __ ] man this is so [ __ ]

i gotta get edibles again i gotta go to

the [ __ ] dispensary and get edibles i

don't even know if i can stream tomorrow

and it's not the insomnia where i just

don't get enough sleep it's the one

where i'm tired and awake all the

[ __ ] time 24 hours a day it's that

type of insomnia i had last year at

[ __ ] law school

same time a year too

[ __ ] man [ __ ]

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no you don't sleep that's the thing you

don't [ __ ] sleep

you're just always [ __ ] half awake

and half sleeping

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you know what tesseract get the [ __ ] out

of my chest

[ __ ] treasure though shut the [ __ ] up

shut the [ __ ] up you dumb [ __ ]

[ __ ] treasure dome you stupid [ __ ]

as if i haven't [ __ ] tried everything

in the book

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i'm so [ __ ] hot man i'm so [ __ ]

hot

i [ __ ] hate this [ __ ] man every

[ __ ] year this is gonna happen every

winter now

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my

okay

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it's the biggest lie i've ever heard in

my life

that's the biggest lie i've ever [ __ ]

heard in my life

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it's the biggest [ __ ]

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oh it doesn't release stress me dumbass

it's increasing stress

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ever had insomnia while sleeping with

someone

yes

and it's even worse

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i'm

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i'm

you're coming back in four days

take four days vacation to [ __ ]

reflect

and think about whose [ __ ] stream

this is you dumb [ __ ]

vacation

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foreign

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wow

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me

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so

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oh

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i'm

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i'm

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i

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foreign

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foreign

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me

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i

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a

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me

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my

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face

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so

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oh

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i'm

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foreign

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okay

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me

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me

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me

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huh

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she

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baby

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wake myself up

and uh

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guys i i [ __ ] i did not wake up good

today i was [ __ ] i'm so tired i just

i just uh washed my head in cold water

to [ __ ] wake up

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thank you for all that you do have oh

man

my hair looks stupid now man

looks even more stupid whatever

i feel a little more awake

i feel a little bit more awake

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i did not shave the point off my beard

that [ __ ] is still there

you know i looked up uh the a picture of

him look ezra shared a picture on

twitter

that's making me think differently about

the point this point i have because see

let me show you all something

it's actually fascinating let me show

you this

so check this out this is actually very

strange check this out

right look at this

damn

this is exactly the thing i have i have

the same thing

i got the same point

so maybe i should keep it maybe i should

keep it honestly

i kind of like it yeah i like it

i like i'm gonna keep it

i'ma keep it

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guys shut the [ __ ] up about emotes i

woke up at 5 00 p.m today do you think i

have [ __ ] time

shut the [ __ ] up when i get around to it

i'll get around to it you [ __ ]

entitled little bitch-ass chat

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when i [ __ ] can i'll get around to it

stop [ __ ]

bitching and whining two rules in my

[ __ ] chat don't [ __ ] in my chat

don't [ __ ] tell me how to beat stream

don't backseat stream my [ __ ] chat

who [ __ ] things you gotta [ __ ]

who rules in my [ __ ] chat it's so

simple it's so [ __ ] simple

what is this i swear to god this is the

shirt

i don't know what this is

the hell

what is that

it's not a tumor it's literally a fold

see

the fold

it's just a fold

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me

man [ __ ] insomnia man

[ __ ] insomnia man [ __ ] it sonia

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what up joe lewis

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again

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me

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uh

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when i have insomnia i look like [ __ ]

there's just something about how i look

that's just [ __ ]

you know what i mean

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something's wrong with my face i don't

know what it is

yeah the baggy eyes

honestly

i look so much older too

you know

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make my night up on the moon

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take one down and hit my peak

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i mean i overdid myself i overdid myself

i fell i mean i overused my nights i

overdid my nights i overdid my nights

hit the lights

i might be going to texas in january to

debate destiny

in person

that's i'm getting an email

from uh i don't know if they want to

leak it but

some debate guys hosting one and i'm

apparently i might be going to texas in

january

to debate destiny

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yeah yeah they're gonna pay for the

flight yeah

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tomorrow i'm going to a tanning salon

i got a tan man

this winter man [ __ ]

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tonight i'm gonna take my edibles so i

could sleep

for i don't want to but i

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we've been outside going in away

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yeah my cortisol levels are [ __ ]

through the roof you say that again they

actually are it's not even a joke

they literally are

oh my god they actually are man i

[ __ ] hate them so

[ __ ] much

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foreign

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foreign

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um

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foreign

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am i five four how many people actually

believe i'm like five four or five

how many of you actually believe the

means

i don't i can't tell if you're trying to

[ __ ] take a dig at me or you're

trying to [ __ ]

actually think that

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i'm not 5'6

the lowest i could be the lowest lowest

i could be

is five eight

i measured myself

five eight point five

and i round up sue me i round up suck my

dick

give us a [ __ ]

in math in school when you have five

you're supposed to round up to the

the that's how they do it in school so

that's how i do it in real life too

i could either round down or round up

i'm round up [ __ ] especially because i

wear shoes and [ __ ] may as well

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but to be honest

i don't know when i wear shoes i think

i'm only five nine still

because let me tell you why

my posture is not good

so what the way i can so let me tell you

this is my full height ready my full

height is like this

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i don't know

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the average male height is five nine

it's not five seven five nine

but five seven

i don't

know i don't i don't really notice

height

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in the way that people on the internet

you know what i mean like if you're six

feet tall

i i'm not gonna see you as bigger than

me

in person i'm just not

now if you zoom out you're gonna look

bigger than me but i'm not gonna

perceive you that way you know what i'm

saying

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but that's a lot of people who are like

five five tell me the same thing or five

four they're the same thing they're like

yeah i don't see with bigger than

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so

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oh

i have some really hardcore edibles i

don't want to take those ones because

those ones [ __ ] give me

schizophrenia

is the [ __ ] game down so much the

[ __ ] wrong with this

sound settings

fix it

voice properties there we go this is a

[ __ ] issue

there we go

now it's fixed

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thank you

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hmm

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so

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yo what's this new twitch symbol

what's this new twitch symbol that's

next to the check mark

and it looks like a heart what is that

it looks like a harp

you know what i'm saying

what is that

look it looks like an instrument

or it looks like a dorito

what is that

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it looks like a triangle it's like a

triangle what is that

it's a triangle

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bro what the [ __ ] does that mean

vip what does that mean

hello mr sword nice to meet you fine who

the [ __ ] are you

what are you talking about you [ __ ]

weirdo

i got no idea what you're talking about

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my face looks so round today you guys

notice that

it looks so round and puffy

and the reason is because i don't get

any [ __ ] sleep man

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what is up with that

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no i don't need more vitamin d i have

enough of that i had a salmon yesterday

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water retention there you go now you're

getting to something

you're actually right what is up with

that why

yeah water retention that's actually 100

it

where where

why do i have water retention

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uh causes of

water

retention

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during my [ __ ] insomnia last year i

look like [ __ ]

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you literally sit sideways look at the

chad meme no i don't

it's either that or it's this

because i have two monitors right this

kind of looks better actually i have two

monitors you understand

but the reason i don't like this is

because it like

it looks like y'all are looking down on

me that's the only reason i like it you

know

i hate how it's like i'm looking here

i don't know

i hate how you guys

maybe i'll keep it this way i don't know

maybe i will keep it this way

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the last angle is better

i don't know maybe i'll keep it this way

i kind of like this

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oh man

let me get my lunch

oh now we're you guys can actually look

at me like level-headed

damn

y'all can have a level-headed look at me

i kind of look better the [ __ ]

you know what i mean

i kind of look better this way

i don't know why

come on let me put the music

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hey

um

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i like this better man i like it better

other one's kind of close

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oh yeah guys

we got some news

so

in two hours

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two hours

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i'm gonna be going on uh

the love or roast

on zurka's

channel

so a bunch of girls are gonna compete

over me

but

some might be genuine and some might

just be

doing it to roast me like it's love or

roast i have to choose which is the

right one

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here's the thing

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i don't know who's going to be on the

cast

but it's going to be [ __ ] easy as

[ __ ] if it's

if the cast isn't like a new cast this

is going to be a breeze for me you

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know i know latina's gonna be on she

told me

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i don't know who the cast is

honestly i don't know what angle i'm

going to be doing this

in you know

i still haven't decided what i'm gonna

do

what my strategy is gonna be

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the silence

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is

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no i'm pretty sure she's producing it

she's the producer she's purdue i don't

think she's gonna be on

it just producing

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am i going to do any debates today

probably

i'll probably come up with some dip [ __ ]

in the chat we'll probably be like why

not debate you got to feel it i want to

debate you

there's no turning back yo

there's no turning back

raise your voice

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my mission kills

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oh man

wow

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yo guys i have a theory you guys want to

hear my theory

this is what i genuinely believe about

myself

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this is you want to explain hogs you

want to know who hogg is you want to

know everything you got to know about me

and it'll simplify solve everything this

is literally who i am

ready

you either love me or hate me

i am the i am the avatar of polarization

i am the

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i am the incarnation of division

i divide everyone into 50 50.

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and it's even the same when it comes to

looks people either see me as beautiful

or hideous

even physically

all you have to do is change your

perspective once or another and you're

either gonna see the most beautiful man

in the world

or shrek you know what i mean

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i am division i am polarization

and it's all based on belief if you

believe

in me

then like i'm the greatest guy you've

ever known in your whole life if you

don't believe in me i'm the most i'm the

worst most evil

person who must be destroyed

it's all based on if you believe in me

or not i've always noticed that

even when it came to my friends

it's like

you either believe in me or you

absolutely hate me right

all or nothing

i can't be an average guy in anything

the silence

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foreign

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yeah i am the unity of opposites guys

you want to know something you know when

i was a kid i always thought

that i might be the antichrist i always

thought i might be deja

as a kid i was always scared because i

was like

you know why

because i was like when i read

descriptions of the deja it was always

like

he had brown curly hair

and

he was a false messiah

and

i don't give a [ __ ] if zolo's in vc i

will ban him if zolo get the [ __ ] out of

shoku or your permaban you [ __ ] idiot

shoku is for people who have a problem

with me and want to debate me

and want to [ __ ] overthrow me is khan

you little [ __ ] i don't want to have a

[ __ ] conversation with you and

whoever [ __ ] told me solo's in

[ __ ] vc

you better watch yourself

interrupting me with that stupid [ __ ]

when i got important [ __ ] to say

but anyway

and it was like

he has one eye and i was always like you

know what

i'm probably going to lose an eye in my

life i always saw myself losing an eye

or a leg right because honestly when you

look at me and you look at my

personality don't i kind of look like

the guy

don't i kind of look like the guy who

just like

who don't got a leg

we just walked around like this

don't i look like that type of dude

i feel like i look like that type of

dude you know either a eye patch

or both you know

you know what i mean

that's just how i've always perceived

myself

we got something

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you gotta feel it right now

why do you think you're a false messiah

here's why sometimes i think i'm a

possible son

because

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i don't think i am but like sometimes

that sometimes i feel like that

it's not that i think i'm a false

messiah

said i feel that way sometimes

you know even before way before i

started streaming i felt like that

you know like what if this [ __ ] that i

was doing is all false what if i'm just

a

false messiah and i the whole reason for

my existence

is to be defeated one day like you know

what i mean

what if like all this [ __ ] that i was

doing

in my life

was like yeah i'm only doing this

to eventually be defeated by the return

of jesus

or whatever you know what i mean and

that's my role in life it's just to be

the

job

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and i honestly the reason is

because

everywhere i go

i always feel like i'm always causing

conflict i'm always causing divisions

i'm always causing like

a problem you know what i mean

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like i i never feel like i have society

on my side

i never feel like i represent the

mainstream

even on the playground in elementary

school like in elementary school on the

playground

i literally started an army and i would

just

i would declare war against everyone i'd

have an army and i would just i would

just declare war on people

on the [ __ ] playground

and

i don't know

i never was like i never like had the

crowd with me i always went against the

crowd and sometimes it would work and

like i would win the crowd but for evil

purposes you know what i mean like i

never was like the popular kid in

elementary school who like everyone oh

yeah like i'm going with the flow i

became popular as like an antichrist

like of rebellion you know what i'm

saying

that's how i'd be like dragon war for

example

remember the example of dragon war

right

like i was never like i was never like

the model popular kid who's like i'm

okay

i was never like that and there were

kids that were like that and i just

i was always a force of division

in the world

do you believe you're evil

i don't know maybe i am evil

maybe i am evil

i don't know

i really

don't know

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but like my question is

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if i'm evil

then what's the alternative to me what

is good right that's my question that's

the question i always ask if i'm evil

then what is good you know what i mean

it's good just going to the mosque and

praying

and that's just a good path sometimes i

think about that you know sometimes i

think like maybe that's just what good

is just go to the mosque and pray and

don't cause trouble in this world just

go to the mosque and pray you know

i don't know

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[ __ ] me man [ __ ]

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man

it looks like i took a [ __ ] cuz i

[ __ ] dropped my [ __ ] chicken stew

and look how disgusting it looks

when you drop it

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you know what i mean it's all over my

pants and [ __ ]

looks like i [ __ ] on the chair man

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is

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[ __ ] messy everything is so [ __ ]

messy

so [ __ ] sick

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i still gotta wipe it man i still gotta

wipe it it's the problem

leprechaun what do you look like hey you

know what no no i'm gonna go there

everyone who's talking about my height

calls me short if you were next to me in

real life you would [ __ ] your pants you

would [ __ ] your pants if you were next

to me in real life

trust me your height's not going to save

you you're not going to feel tall around

me i promise you i promise you you're

not going to feel all around me

little [ __ ]

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oh look it's the wild flakes

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you think sometimes you should be going

to mosques

no

i don't

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the dating show here around circles it's

going to be on circles

as far as i know

i hope it's on circus

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what time is the show

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i forgot

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latino why the [ __ ] would you do that

what you did

you know what i'm talking about right

like

why would you do that

i don't understand especially the night

before the show

it don't make any sense

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it's just not smart

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latino let me tell you something there

is not a guarantee you're gonna win that

i'm gonna be truthful with you there's

no guarantee you're gonna win that

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destroy gary again

gary isn't gonna be on it

what are you talking about

why do you you stop going to mosque

because at the end of the day i'm a

protestant calvinist who thinks the

whole world is evil

and

or i'm too evil i don't know i don't

want to

i don't know

i'm too impure for a mosque that's my

issue i'm too impure

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i'm too impure right

that's the issue

he was calling me steroid junkie on

discord

what

um

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oh man

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that's actually a compliment

well that's a compliment

that's a compliment steroid junkie

oh yeah guys

something else i wanted to tell you

i'm gonna go up north with my dad next

week i think

next saturday

i don't know i don't know i don't know

but i was thinking what if i stream with

him

so i don't want his face to be in it

but he'll his voice will be like you'll

hear his voice

i don't want you guys to see him though

you know

because that's the thing

internet's so [ __ ] up and evil you

know i'll never let that happen i'll

never let but you guys will be able to

hear him you know

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is

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you have a strong bond with your father

yes

i do

yes

it wasn't always like that either

for a long time i had a very bad

relation but

now i do yes

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way more than me dude

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way more than me

way more

let me just put it this way right

i'm

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i'm i'm a [ __ ]

how should i put this

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i'm a nice boy i'm a nice guy

reddit soy [ __ ] compared to my dad

i'll just put it that way

you know what i mean like i'm way softer

way more like

you know

weighing you know whatever less tough

i'm way less tough way way less stuff

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he does martial arts

and he's been doing it for like decades

right

and he's very deadly very deadly like

crazy

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basically he's darker than me

he's bigger than me i mean he's older

now but he used to be right way bigger

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he's a little shorter than me

but i that's why i don't respect hike

that's why i don't respect height you

know what i mean because

compared to my dad who's shorter than me

i

there's no

like uh

when it came to how i perceived respect

and how people would treat him and

how much respect he would get even from

tall people height meant nothing you

know what i mean that's why i've never

seen height i've never cared about

height

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they support your lawyering yes

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it's so funny one time i asked my dad

this was like a year ago and i was like

have you ever cared about heights

is this when i was going on the internet

and everyone's talking about height high

tide i'm like what did you growing up

like did you ever care about height

he was just like

he's like nah i mean you can't control

that you know like

well i you know

why pay attention to it you can't

control it

and i was like yeah that's right you

know that's actually that's been my

mentality too

i don't know

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autology

i think right now

he's about five seven right right now

he's about five seven

but he used to be five nine when he was

my age but you know

his back and aging and stuff

you get shorter as you get older you

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know know what else i think it is judo

i genuinely think

it's uh

it's america american culture

because

in middle eastern culture height means

nothing it means absolutely nothing

in mediterranean culture hype means

nothing right italian greek

even probably spanish i don't know

it means nothing it means nothing right

it has nothing to do with but america

uh

and maybe like

northern countries it matters right

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he's very conservative yeah

yeah very much

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honestly guys

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i'm really grateful for my looks

i'm really grateful

again it'd be nice to be two inches

taller but all in all when you take in

consideration everything

it could be a lot worse you know what i

mean

always be grateful it could be a lot

worse

i don't know that's just how i've seen

it

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yes

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uh an hour and a half i'm finishing up

my food as soon as i finish my food

we're gonna get to the content

yes the circus show is tonight it's

gonna be lover rose

me and a bunch of girls

and they're gonna

i have to find out if they chose that

they love me or they wanna roast me

right

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changes

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is

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hmm

what's that song

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let me find that

song this is the tick tick tock one

all right guys clown on me climb on me

i like this song okay clown on me

plowing on me i like it

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maybe

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go ahead sue me i do like

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there's nothing you can do

i'm so lucky

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oh my god i'm tired now

i can't waste my energy

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it's not a no product this is a good

song

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forever good together

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guys if you saw me on the street

you just saw me as a random guy

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would you be able to guess my music

taste

like you saw me in headphones would you

be able to guess i'm listening to this

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would you be able to guess

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what's the truth

it's the truth

there's nothing you can do to keep it

out there

there's nothing you can do

lovely

now every single day

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is

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there's nothing you can

nothing you do do

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i can't waste my energy

day

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i'm so lucky lucky

let's get into some news i'm going to

check this out

the oil price has surged by more than

three percent of just the past 24 hours

it's certainly raising inflation

any debates i think there's an unironic

nas

nas bull who wants to debate me

anaz bull self-proclaimed nas bowl

ordinary fears across much of the world

that price has been closely washed in

america where inflation is already at a

three-decade high it's certainly piling

the pressure on various households

although the president us president joe

biden he's adamant the country's

finances are actually thriving

we're experiencing the strongest

economic recovery in the world

remember to keep his volume low because

he will say stupid racist [ __ ] well i'm

gonna actually check with politically

provoked to like vet him and

see if he's uh

safe

so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky i'm so

lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky i'm so

lucky lucky oh who the [ __ ] is uh

who the [ __ ] is

even after accounting for inflation our

economy is bigger

and our families have more money in

their pockets than they did before the

pandemic

the rising oil price comes despite joe

biden's decision to release millions of

barrels of oil from u.s strategic

reserves over the souls of them for all

has been running away from me

for many many many many many many many

weeks

so i will debate that [ __ ]

anytime i'll date him right now matter

of fact you know what i mean

coming months

rt correspondent in new york caleb now

assesses whether the move could save

biden's plummeting ratings

joe biden's claim is that the u.s

economy is recovering better than

literally anywhere else on the planet

how is your taste in music formed that's

actually a good

uh

question

so

um

how do i put this

i don't know i just have a taste for

beautiful music that's it

i have an eye for beauty you know what i

mean

i have an eye for beauty simple as that

now this comes after the commander in

chief announced he was going to open up

the country's strategic petroleum

reserve and put 50 million extra barrels

of oil onto the market in coming months

many have dismissed this move as simply

a publicity stunt not in the least

because it only covers no more like when

i'm listening to that song you guys are

thinking of some like anime girl with

bunny ears or some [ __ ] and i'm thinking

of a [ __ ] greek tragedy where

like you know the the tragical

woman is like dying and she's like

bleeding and there's blood coming out

and the gods are in the sky like weeping

down i'm thinking of that kind of crazy

[ __ ] i'm not thinking of whatever you're

thinking i'm like i'm thinking of deep

[ __ ] you know

more than a few days supply

biden releasing three days worth of oil

that taxpayers already paid for joe

biden would rather dip into our

strategic oil reserve and put americans

to work in the energy industry

biden gave away our biggest bargaining

chip when he shut down domestic oil

production

what incentive would opec have to

negotiate when they know we have nowhere

else to go the price gouging is just

beginning

leiden is hoping to tackle inflation and

the soaring gas prices at a time where

he and his policies are quite unpopular

70 percent of americans see the economic

situation as poor

biden's approval ratings are dropping we

decided to ask people on the street what

they think the inflation rates are high

right now so i don't think the economy

is not going faster and it's actually

going slow people are buying things the

stock market seems good but on the other

hand inflation is is is rising we might

not be seeing as much

progress as fast as we would

like based on the promises that he made

he has blamed the rise in oil prices on

global supply not keeping up with demand

at this point the white house is blaming

other countries and energy companies for

holding up deliveries every day the

united states consumes roughly 18 to 19

million barrels of oil biden's only

releasing two to three days supply over

the course of the next few months the

impact isn't likely to be very much

oh there

this is you know he's doing this because

of christmas after christmas bite is

good after new year's biden's gonna be

like all right

guys

so i think the government's gonna keep

[ __ ] together

through the holidays right and they're

gonna he's gonna make sure the groceries

are packed he's gonna release the oil

then on january 2nd biden's going to

come out of the white house balconies be

like

you're [ __ ] and then everything

and then everything's gonna [ __ ] it's

gonna hit the fan you know

january 2nd he's going to keep it

together

for as long as he can and he's going to

come out on the balcony january 2nd in

the morning he's going to spring open

the doors and he's going to have a robot

actually i'm gonna i'm explaining to you

so he's gonna have a robot

he's gonna have like a robot let me let

me see what i can do

gonna have a robe

gonna do like

he's gonna come outside the doors and

this is his robe this represent this

jacket represents his robe right

he's going to walk out

january 2nd

our fellow americans

open the door

the morning it's going to be the morning

is you know

and he's gonna have a huge ripped up

[ __ ] boner out hanging he's gonna be

completely naked

you're [ __ ]

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trust me

the white house is trying to put

pressure on opec and it has repeatedly

called on opec plus countries like

russia and saudi arabia to pump more oil

and drive the price down remember opec

represents

do you see the greek

there's shitty line on imperial what's

their line on china

what is it

tell me what it is what are the greek i

used to like them i like the kke you're

telling me they have shitty views on

china

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greece is a very pro-china country

the kke is based

they're based dude i like them

they're based except for china [ __ ] what

do they say

the uganda thing was fake

the uganda airport [ __ ] was fake i don't

know what you're talking about

is very [ __ ] is based or cringe he's

pretty based

he's not 100 percent based he's somewhat

cringe but he's based overall

and 77

of the world's crude oil reserves so

tapping strategic reserves may continue

to have less of an impact than many

would like caleb maupin rt new york

we spoke with economist jeffrey tucker

he sees biden's oil intervention as a

temporary fix for a worsening problem

this looks to me like a foreshadowing of

something really terrible

you have at least an acknowledgement on

the part of the by administration that

inflation is becoming a problem

especially in oil prices but he's

focusing on this because gas prices are

going way up and people are really upset

and it's driving down his poll numbers

so he wants to be seen as doing

something so to release the the reserve

uh is purely a cosmetic

attempt

to

to uh

please people but it's not going to make

any difference in in prices over long

term if anything is going to have the

opposite effect you know why i love rt

because they have people like this on

just these like crazy libertarian guys

that just dress like this

i'm not even joking i actually love that

about rt a lot

vitamin d deficient gets on insomnia

philly i had salmon last night so how

does that make sense maybe i had a

vitamin d overdose

because if anything i had an overdose on

vitamin d

of causing people to realize that there

really that's not an illusion that we

got major problems and we could see as a

result an increase of demand uh towards

hoarding and panic buying so i think the

my prediction is that this is going to

drive the problems it becomes even worse

than they were already at infrared show

the kke article chat is talking about is

the impact of a uk us on international

developments and the stance of the

communists on their party website

interdot kke dot gr

we also heard from the former austrian

foreign minister karen kanisl she thinks

there's a contradiction in biden's

pledge to ditch fossil fuels while

promising all the wild cheaper fuel for

consumers

the us administration was already in a

quagmire in summer

being torn apart between on the one hand

getting out of oil stopping all kind of

oil projects

it needs time to take effect

within the united states salmon once

wouldn't be enough

i have a lot of cheese though

states

uh

let me check this on

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky look

so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky i'm so

lucky lucky

so lucky lucky

with

slogans and hands off russell china even

if i saw china

wait the kke is anti-russian now

that's so cocked they used to be so pro

russia

oh so there yeah i'm so sick of [ __ ]

larping leninist larpers they just larp

leninism

a lot of people have a decent diet and

somebody means one of those things can

explain well

you need to go to bed before 10 pm so

the [ __ ] up on the other hand that will

never happen

the idea that i will ever go to bed at

before 10 p.m

who the [ __ ] do i look like during the

us customer cheaper oil and do i look

like mike from morning pa

morning mike from pa is that what i look

like to you morning mike from pa

some [ __ ]

bedtime before 10 what kind of [ __ ]

streamer do you think i am

there by asking opec and opec plus to

bring in cheaper oil i mean then say

hello to chronic stress

oh oh that's why it's only just flared

up now and i was fine before shut the

[ __ ] up you dumb ass doctor meddy

medicinal dumbasses modern medicine

can't [ __ ] explain anything modern

medicine can't explain a goddamn [ __ ]

thing about jack [ __ ]

you dumb [ __ ]

this is a tightrope walk uh that doesn't

function i don't think that this kind of

move uh which is a very short time thing

and uh

we have seen the [ __ ] doctoroid

reaction by the market the prices didn't

go down

uh actually it was also uh quite a

moving up

uh so it's uh it's domestic politics uh

for for a few days but nothing more than

that

no

the only solution

to my special problem

now every single day i just want to hear

thinking

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through the night

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there's maybe you can do to keep it down

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there's nothing you can do

now every single day

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lovely lovely

now every single day

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yes i do listen to tick tock songs

sue me

[Applause]

now every single day

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will help every single day

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i have an energy sword

that's what i am i am the energy sword

you understand

i am the energy sword

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky

with the lions and apes and bears

smoke with me you don't want to take it

there all right boys man so today's the

day after thanksgiving which is the most

important day of the year which is black

friday so today i'm gonna be using my

blm discount i do be joking around when

i say on days not black friday but if

it's black friday that's when it's in

full effect yeah i'm trying to get this

laminated and printed out yeah go ahead

it comes with a lot of pac-man destiny

debate

is that recent

well maybe we'll watch it after pac-man

destiny debate

that recent

uh that's from five days ago

if it died

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky

now you get free little baby tickets

three fifths off all products okay front

world bus pass

and get out of jail free car get out

jail free car for real yeah i'm gonna

take advantage of the little baby

concert okay and the three-fifth

discount damn i wish i could put a

barcode on the back

no i don't oh you know what here i'm

gonna uh tape it on the back of it

charman imagine it actually rings up his

charm actually is there any way you can

laminate this into it

why did i give you the real one i never

get the real one he just threw me off

leisure underscore enthusiast donated 10

what do you think is behind the american

empire's abrupt and self-destructive

pivot away from domestic oil production

thank you leisure with the 10. um

i don't know

i'm too stupid michael hudson probably

knows i don't know

it's so complicated

it probably has to do with the petro

dollar

it's really weird it seems like this

inflation is deliberate

doesn't it kind of seem like the

inflation's deliberate

they're ordering food to be destroyed

because one of the things

isn't currency also pegged

to food

right

food prices are like a big

uh

way of defining the value of currency

and

the government was ordering

farmers to destroy their

their their food supplies and [ __ ] so

it's like it's just kind of weird

it's kind of weird

i got it from markiplier bro damn where

you find that i'm not sure it's fire

such a good shirt you should consider

getting it how would i summarize the

great reset

no more big booty [ __ ]

damn i think isn't that available on

shopjimmy.com yeah oh like you guys

should definitely go cop that thank you

my brother hey can you try scanning it

and see what happens it's going to scan

at our store for sure oh so the black

lives matter discount does work here i

mean the sherman works here uh this is

on a black lives matter discount card if

you think about it

isn't that true

it seems like the elite hates big booty

[ __ ] and wants them to be gone

forever

don't you guys get that feeling

sometimes

like i don't know i feel like they are a

threat

to the elite

all right y'all like uncle ben said with

great power comes great responsibility

we need a lot of stuff around the house

and a lot more equipment for like the

youtube channel and stuff like that

someone take full advantage of the black

friday deal i feel like mr beast in

those videos when people just be

throwing [ __ ] in the basket hey you want

something

you want something real like they've

always there's way they've been waging a

war to try and like stop it

you know what i mean

no no i'm demarcus oh i got

you i'm getting everything bro bro throw

something in here bro actually yeah i'm

the black mr beast hey you think ninja

will use this controller

um excuse me man do you know where the

blm ps5s

to get the blm ones though

hey excuse me sir you want to get this

side and i get the other yeah it's black

friday so i got to take advantage you

know gotcha

we only get this day once a year

breaking the bank today

call me the black mr beast you know our

type of people we only get this once a

year so you know what little baby said

you know flex on a hater every chance

that i get this is definitely going on

the ground real quick yo what's good

with y'all boys man it's your boy shitty

pamper you already know i'm breaking the

bank again your boy's gonna be streaming

real soon all hunted bills you feel me

she feels me new ep dropping soon y'all

i'm a soundcloud rapper

what's my total at right now

trust me it's gonna go down a lot hey do

you wanna throw something in for

yourself it could be like a power couple

on fortnite you know

that's everything

big body bins remember i used to be

dusty all right

it's bigger than black and white

oh is my black lives matter discount

well i'm gonna just bring it down i get

three fifths off when you scan it

can you try typing in code rosa i don't

have a whole thing for that maybe i just

like insert it like a chip

my homie yo gotti gave me this

you just say the code rosa

it's just a blm discount

it's three fifth off all products at all

participating locations

yeah i might be a manager that can only

do it she's not a high left level yet

you're doing the most when they come up

here

i just think you're not a high enough

level

yes

ma'am sorry damn

why are they so rude

hey are you the manager yeah hey i just

want to use my discount code but it

didn't go through

i just want to get my like set up

because i'm trying to be the next ninja

he just like put in your manager code

and give us a three foot stall

i'm pretty sure if you just put on cold

she's kind of fine you know everyone

looks cute with a mask

everybody looks cute with the mask you

ever notice that

malcolm x like it'll go down

if i can't pay for it like i'm just

going to put the tv back

it's right here when you scan it like it

goes through my homie yo gotti said to

use it we don't take it

but it's black friday though i

understand they probably could try

another walmart oh it didn't say

participating in walmarts only

i just thought with like all the colored

people here like you know they would

have been down with

because i'm gonna just dip out on the

underground railroad and just try

another walmart

i'm gonna put the tv back everybody a

big body can you like help me out real

quick no with this one maybe your diesel

is [ __ ]

you got me no i don't know i guess

you're not using could you help me pick

this up what an [ __ ] it's like you're

a diesel

oh that's why it's three fifths what the

[ __ ]

it's so [ __ ] up

oh my god

what the [ __ ]

there yeah they didn't accept my black

lives matter card no no but it's like

black friday you know what i mean

hey i wouldn't buy anything here

they don't accept the black lives matter

card no i'm not buying that in here oh

okay yeah good no we gotta take our

business elsewhere you know

it's simple

imagine we're back at the ihop that we

had that pro

we're back at the best buy that we had

to protest at i'm not gonna lie i don't

think we're gonna be in here for very

long especially if andrew's working but

it's just crazy because there's only

like two people really in there that

don't like me but everybody else watches

the videos i mean you guys get anything

good will your black friday do yeah not

really did you not use your black lives

matter discount i just have to look

black that's all i have to do you have

like a built-in barcode

yeah maybe just the case yo god gave it

to me someone just hold on to it oh

there's andrew

he's already shaking his head so i'm

gonna try to marquise brownlee this and

just get a bunch of tech [ __ ] hey excuse

me can you tell me where the marquis

brownlee section is

yeah the bromley

over there

thank you see i don't have the ps5 but

i'm gonna get the controller

hey man i'm gonna be a real spender like

can you show me where the 69 inch tvs

are

to spend it um no you're not because

what debate what debate are you [ __ ]

talking about it's like

what

where does this come from

what debate are you talking about

am i missing something

the debate what [ __ ] debate dude

i'll pay for it for you what it's all me

what in what world am i living in in

what world am i living in

i said i'm the debate lord of political

twitch that doesn't mean i'm

guaranteeing you a debate

you're kidding me hey i'm a ball out

today for you get out of here i got you

bro i get my black lives matter discount

code

it's black friday nah man this is a joke

i'm the black mr beast get him whatever

you want put on my tab what's your name

again

marquise brown

okay i'm such a ass i might actually pay

for his tv y'all i feel bad

well how much were you thinking about

spending like 18.99 let me know when you

get it seriously i got you [ __ ] trying

to break the bank i'll buy it but [ __ ]

i'm gonna ask you very politely to quit

filming my employees they feel very

uncomfortable oh okay and if you can't

okay that's exactly why i said karen she

took it from zero to 100. she said

i'm gonna call the police why

why do the police need to be called

because someone's filming

they just she jumped to the police

immediately olympic leap to the police

immediately an olympic police on an

olympic leap to calling the police

just immediately jump to calling the

police

what the [ __ ]

oh

it's black friday we don't want to get

the place involved i appreciate it hey

is it cool if we cut y'all oh yeah bro

if you can though just subscribe to my

youtube channel yeah i know you bro

no marquise brownlee this is a new tech

review video rapper dude wants to rap

battle me i'm too tired or [ __ ] rap

battle

i got you right here you're looking at

3160-81

damn

i oh i would never spend that much at a

best buy what the [ __ ] black friday my

ass what the [ __ ] is that all right it's

bigger than black and white

three little baby tickets three-fifths

of all products from

yeah it doesn't come in through my

system brother are you sure yeah for

sure it's my black lives matter discount

card that would be more of a corporate

issue what if you type in discount code

rosa okay

get the new playstation is it available

no way

ps5 best buy is it available now

i'll buy it right now

ps5

it's all sold out bro what are you

talking about

the hell you talking about

oh [ __ ] man

you better look next time

can't type anything in this i gotta scan

it so i'm not gonna be able to get my

black lives matter discount that'll be

between you and for man take off

everything except for the tv and i'm

gonna just buy the tv i'm very

disappointed with basketball sorry

actually i could use you man my black

lives matter discount card's not working

did you renew it

i thought so it's black friday

did you renew it

you got to renew it yeah can you renew

it real quick no please for the one time

can i just get the lgbtqrs tv wxyz

discount i don't know what that is

oh

brother oh so you're not lgbtq rstv xyz

positive

so it's going to be 20 56 74 for that tv

if you wanted to get it 2 000 is a lot

of money but for you

i'm gonna do it just tell them to shop

at shopjimmy.com

shopjimmy.com

you just bought that guy at tv

just watch my reviews on your new tv i

want to be watching

all my

bruh you should be getting on your knees

and sucking his dick

he's not he didn't even look grateful he

should be crying at least cry or

something

he just bought you a [ __ ] 2k tv one

grateful ass

what the [ __ ]

ungrateful ass [ __ ] i would have

not accepted that i would have been like

nah bro i can't have you do that i've

been like nah bro i can't have you do

that

if i was about to [ __ ] uh buy a tv

and some random dude just came was like

yeah i got it covered two thousand

dollars i'd be like nah bro i can't make

you do that come on

buy me a tv and i will only spit in your

face

i'll be blessed no yeah of course bro

you got a new trick he's making he's

making it seem like

he they just told the joke and he found

the joke funny hey see you later man i'm

just gonna go walk away with my tv

he just bought you a 2k tv you [ __ ]

ungrateful

tv wow

black friday

supposed to come in here and getting a

discount and then i'm buying a man a 2

000 tv oh actually and that dude was not

even grateful dude i don't know why you

bought him that saved 100 you can hang

up on the cops already about the tv

what the [ __ ] what did she say i'm gonna

trespass you 100 you can hang up on the

cops already about the tv

i'm gonna trust it what does that mean

karen did she already

i just spent 2 000

no trust pet what does that mean

well i mean if i don't sign nothing i'm

not really trespassed so hey but see you

next black friday though i look like

you're gonna trespass someone that's

putting two thousand dollar at your

shitty house

uh the

him defend your employees shut the [ __ ]

up t-shrecks

you know if he this guy made the

employees lives more fun if anything so

shut the [ __ ] up oh those employees were

having a great time before he showed up

shut the [ __ ] up dude

[ __ ] best buy too and you know what i'm

gonna say something i'm i gotta say some

[ __ ] though this for real

bruh

shorties that work at best buy damn

you guys ever noticed that

tell me you see what i see

tell me you see what i see they're

wearing that those tight best buy pants

[ __ ]

man

i've never ever been to a best buy

and not be let down by the

big booty [ __ ] working there i've

never

ever been let down i've never been let

down

they all work at best buy they all work

at best buy

they all work at best buy

for real [ __ ]

damn

i gotta

bro if i ever lose my job and i'm rock

bottom i'm gonna go get a job at best

buy because you know at best buy

everybody's pipe and everybody that's

how it is every workplace

[ __ ] man first if i ever lose this

streaming [ __ ] i'm gonna go work at best

buy swear to god i'm gonna go work at

best buy

damn bruh you know what two

i see i don't wanna insult nobody but i

see the dudes that working at best buy

and i don't they don't really look like

they got any game you know what i'm

saying if i was working at best buy

bruh i would

it would be a it would be a literal cake

walk it would be a literal cake walk you

understand what i mean by that cake

[ __ ]

[ __ ] not cake [ __ ]

cake i'm tired cake

walk

cake

walk

understand

it would be this

it'd be the [ __ ] easiest thing ever

man

damn bruh best buy

why is that

this buys where it's at

you guys ever know i just realized that

right now

i always knew it

but best buy is where it's at i don't

know what the hell

bruh [ __ ]

that store

yo

that's just why i say hi i like your

shows man thank you bro appreciate you

rag dog that's how you got him

it's an easy job and they want pretty

faces

it was a joke i literally have relatives

in lebanon

we talk like this don't take [ __ ] so

serious

shut the [ __ ] up i don't even know what

you're talking about

oh that's my nephew oh that's your

nephew oh so you're so professional hey

you tell me

hey i'm not gonna lie y'all i really

need you guys to buy merch like i'm not

asking i'm telling you guys please rent

is coming

i swear if i worked at best buy

i would be the best guy trust

trust me if i worked at best buy

if i worked at best buy

i would show you why you understand if i

worked at best buy

that would give a new meaning to the

name the abbreviation bb instead of best

buy it would be

big

booty you understand if i work at best

buy

there would be an entirely different

way

that they would lie

you understand

best buy

they're gonna call it

best back blown out you understand

they call best buy

they say they're gonna call it

3 a.m high you understand

i got bills to pay i'm not marquis

brownlee my pockets are not as deep as

his i don't even

smoke saying

we'll get the ps5 the x box because [ __ ]

man

i'll tell you how much x box i'm gonna

be inside you know i mean best buy we're

gonna have a back blowout sale at the

best buy you know i mean don't try it my

friend don't try i don't try i don't

even try it

say best buy they're gonna say why would

you even try

did i already watch this

why did this video get flagged the other

this new red fair video

why did it get flagged

does anyone know

is there any tos in it

is random fair video is there any tos

no toss at all then why did he get

flagged

he got flagged

so lucky look

so lucky lucky

you know what shut the [ __ ] up z zulu

you're the guy

and you're getting a [ __ ] shut the

[ __ ] up and you know what add

block

mods ban the term mech warrior ban the

term mech warrior ban that [ __ ] term

keeps [ __ ] spamming it in my chat and

i keep wondering where is that coming

from what does it mean where is it

coming from and now i realize it's one

[ __ ] guy spamming me

nonstop

so lucky lucky i'm so how do i mod i'm

going moderation

block terms in phase

mech warrior

mech warriors

now shut the [ __ ] up

so [ __ ] annoying man

it's not even funny i swear it's not

funny

i swear it's not funny

is there to west in this video i'm

sifting through it any tos

oh [ __ ] yes there is i think her knit

okay

at

at 5 43

she's got her nipples showing 5 43

okay i'm gonna

make sure we don't do that

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky

oh she's back oh that's why i got

flagged now i get it

okay 734

how's it on youtube i don't know bro i'm

gonna make sure you know i'm probably we

don't uh

have this issue

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky

i'm so lucky lucky

so looking lucky

i'm just sifting through

yeah we're going to watch it

i'm going to sort the lines

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boys man so if you pre-watch everything

before stream no i can't

you dumbass

you guys watched last week's video you

guys would know that your boy went to

jail and everything this is veto he

spent the night there god didn't post

our bill that night i want to go in

there symbolic so this is what i did

actually wearing an inmate uniform just

to kind of symbolize that you know at

some times we're free but really we're

all in prison at the same time and

hopefully the judge can like see this

and appreciate this

if the judge is like too ballsy i'm

gonna just say object and i have some

other courtroom terms that i can use

none of your favorite youtuber will

record them going to court and just blog

it i didn't even buy a laura y'all i'ma

represent myself i'm not gonna lie y'all

i don't know how they're letting us

bring the camera this far hey do you

guys know any cheat codes that i can use

on the judge

because honestly you would have to check

online for that i'm gonna put all these

hours of law and order to good use i'll

watch a couple episodes of judge matt

this too

this is like the rocky income for me

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky-looking

i think that's me y'all so i'll catch

you guys on the other side the judges in

the building the cops here the baylor's

they're telling us it's probably the

best thing

that we do getting in the training

because i want to sell out all of this

my boy judgement

athletes never did me wrong but they

said it'll be smart how is he recording

in court

isn't that illegal what he's doing right

now

isn't it not legal to do that

so i'm gonna skip that part

isn't it illegal

okay

we're gonna skip that part

okay we're skipping we skipped it

gaming veto i say since today is our

first day out even though we've been out

for like a week that's what i have read

my mind

what's good with y'all boys man so we

back at the renaissance fair i don't

know how you guys did it but you guys

literally got the video to like 280 000

likes like y'all [ __ ] on some crack

man so i was supposed to call the

captain back but the thing was i lost

his number but i had my assistant call

back up here and literally she didn't

even tell them like who i was and

everything all she said was like there's

this youtuber that wants to get in

contact with the captain and the guy was

like oh yeah i just told judy on to come

back up here so i'm kind of scared like

i don't know how the captain took the

video but hopefully he took it good

because i mean i'm not allowed he was a

w guy but yeah i'm reporting in for my

first day of duty not even dressed

properly well i'm not gonna like they

had professional raw dogger merch back

in the day

huh

no i'm demarcus who the [ __ ] is jadi on

i'm demarcus cousins iii

everybody knows who he is now [ __ ] that

judeo dude is something [ __ ] can you

say like

it's not it's not even funny anymore

because everyone knows who he is you

know is a [ __ ]

you know demarcus cousins runs the [ __ ]

hey brody i got to ask you bro what is

your workout program man like i want to

look as good as you at your age i'm so

out of shape right now do you eat the

coochie is that how like your beer got

so full

you see i'm not trying to eat it like

after hearing about that whop i don't

want to drown you know oh really yeah

i'm going to get older you're the one

that's got to make it

oh it dries up that's right okay

appreciate your big dog i hope they get

on your level

huzzah we are back i don't think our

type of people were wearing these

uniforms

they were not but all type of people are

getting paid 22 an

[Applause]

hour oh [ __ ]

well i don't know why every time i just

come here like my inner child just

unleashes captain demarcus cousins the

third is here where's the captain we're

in the 15th century you can't take

pictures

bro you got your coins i'll give you my

tip

you give me the tip your hairline is

[ __ ] up too have you seen the captain

no

[ __ ] that

i got it are you

am i my guys i'm late for the captain

i'm one of his assistants no way i'm

late for work can i hop on the ship

yeah we sent him a message did he get it

let's go

guys tell me once i joined the ship

[ __ ] this youtube [ __ ] i don't give a

[ __ ] that we hit 2 mil

i lost your number i'm so sorry well

fortunately i got your email so i

understood that you were looking for us

if you're willing to make a little bit

of time you can help us do big things

i'm ready you're ready i'm ready i'll be

your kyrie you can be lebron

all right sure i need as many people at

that auction but more importantly at the

end of that show we strictly take

donations to raise money for the

disabled veterans i take this so serious

i don't want anybody to ever feel

discriminated against but when we come

in here we can be whoever we want to be

because let me tell you brother i'm 50

years old and i have been blessed i do

this full-time as a living i gave a up a

career as a registered nurse right now

my goal is to give back to the community

that's why we raise money for the

veterans and that's why i'm

so thrilled that you came in and that

you are as passionate and energetic what

time is the event today so we uh we do

our auction every day at four o'clock

i'm a little disappointed you didn't

wear the shirt that we got you i was

kind of hoping i'm like

is he coming dressed like a pirate i'll

go by the trip right now you don't need

to i'll tell you what i said i'm

disappointed i didn't say i'm upset

because brother you know what you are

fine just the way you are thank you

that's why you're the captain see you at

4 o'clock yes sir my friend what's the

name of this section so i can tell

people where to come to so this is booth

139 this is the pirate docks this is

where you know you were out front and we

were throwing the pearls and having a

good time and everything else oh trust

me i'll remember i still have your pearl

necklace you wear it proudly i know i

have them up in the safe you know i

don't want to get my chain snatched i

can walk you over to zootsu if you like

you gave me some new drip

let's go

my pockets run deep you know i'm 5 11

but when i send him my money i'm 6'6

thank you for doing this

no thank you guys for having me

is this like the la customs of the

pirate world

no i'm talking about the like the get or

the dump truck

what the [ __ ] is he

two girls one pants

it's gorgeous

absolutely

thank you let's forget how much this is

my lady

thank you thank you how many coins would

that be

let me check my pockets run deep so you

don't have to worry about it 192 and 65

pennies yeah my black lives matter

discount

i don't know what that means

oh my bad i forgot

a rebel list

looking what i'm looking at what that

means grab a list

so you know it's bigger than black and

white

and you know what's the problem with the

whole way of life

but we can't change overnight

hit this baby steps yes

damn

i feel good you didn't look good though

hey you can't talk to me i got a gucci

pirate drip hey guys please don't look

at me i got gucci pirate drip

is that is that their social media it is

and that's her man talk about what

happened last time man no you're not

you're filming it now for your next show

you're not gonna

come and harass my employees anymore

white knight

you're not sorry if you'd think you

would have gotten over it you know you'd

think you would have like

realized it wasn't serious

this is like a [ __ ]

this is like a

predator talking [ __ ] about me

oh these are the these are the leftist

male feminists that talk [ __ ] about me

this is them

bro i'll work with y'all now we're all

employees congratulations i'm pretty

sure you're not working with your crops

why you like this my crocs cause you're

wearing highlighter yellow crocs at a

run fair oh come on man i don't got

bands like you bro like

bro i want to end the beef

no you don't yes i do

your views dude no bro it is god you

[ __ ] bitter [ __ ]

how is this guy like a leader this is

like the leader shut the [ __ ] up little

[ __ ]

song for your views

all for your respect

if i beat you you respect me

you hate me i don't need you like i know

i was performing some w rizz but like

you kind of caught blocked i'm not gonna

lie that's fine but i was about to bag

the messenger pigeon i don't care oh can

we please end this video

momison donated 15

head high heart full let's go thank you

mom mission appreciate you

then i challenge you this is the

this is what destiny did to jackson in

real life

meet me at five o'clock be there

or be square i'll stay swear i think

it's time for you to go i think it is

something good

damn he got me

[ __ ]

he actually thinks he won that too

it's just so funny because he seen it

oh my gosh i love you

[Music]

hey you watching me

you're wrong bro i mean you're almost as

dripped up and nice as me i have a

question when is the last

he's a dgg spy venom

oh

you can still watch even if i banned him

time he kissed your hand

that's too long you paused way too long

to answer that boy

damn she's so cute yo yo girl may i

teach him the art of the hand kiss are

we watching rizz in 4k

this boy's stealing his girl and she

falling for it i would fall for it too

the [ __ ] however you feel is a manly i'm

just kidding i didn't see her

no freaking way

what the [ __ ]

is that his girlfriend

is that his girlfriend the guy in the

back it's one of the raw dog

can i get a hand kiss from me yeah

you ready

swervy

come on it's a 15th century bro guys can

kiss each other's hands let's put that

wrist to good use

my lady you look so beautiful actually i

love your outfit

go back 15 seconds why

10 40 nah bruh shut the [ __ ] up

boomers in the chat did you see that w

riz back there i'm sorry do you see that

w rizz what is that

like there is like i was rising her up

what is rizzing me like pulling i'm

sorry my lord i haven't had a proper

education i don't know how to write i

just come by hogwarts and we got you

bro these girls so freaky what i mean

all these like larping ren fair whatever

they're freaky as out

and you know it

and you know they're freaky like they're

freaky they're crazy

i mean

what is all this hubbub

i'm so lucky

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky though

full ride scholarship hey can i get a

sword of course how much this one's

going to be 28

28 pounds

yeah i thought he was gonna throw it

i got banned from a son yesterday and

disney did for trolling in their chat

and he wanted to vc me about it destiny

did

i'm actually not supposed to because i

don't know what plastic is i'll pay you

with apple pay i can't do that i'm sorry

see i am a pirate so i could just like

steal that

and it'll be in character

oh and i don't want to go back to jail

i don't want to go back to that

i'm good come to the party's auction 4

p.m pirates auction 4pm

okay if i ever saw a fan in real life

and this is what they look like

i promise you i would ignore you i

promise you i'm gonna keep walking

if you look like this and you're a fan

of me and you see me in real life

save yourself the embarrassment

and do not

do not

do not approach me because i will ignore

you i'm going to [ __ ] keep walking

and ignore you

bro oh yo carson once man that's simple

just stay back oh stop back here yeah

okay you can stay

some of the shop owners called security

on you and complaining something about

harassment oh

nah it's the dude i went up to him i was

like yo let's squash the beef and he was

like no you're just gonna record it i

literally have it all on video i didn't

say nothing rude to him at all what is

your name by the way demarcus cousins

the third is that your real name yes sir

you guys when i hear from demarcus

cousins the third whoa

everybody put the hands in

the police

no trouble on me no trouble on three one

two three no trouble let's go i don't

want to go to jail again

what's good my merchant

can i please get a coconut can i put the

hole in it

ah

once you have it in there twist trust me

brody i know how to bust a knot

oh [ __ ] she's a squirter thank you my

brother no problem

you got me going

coconuts oh my god have a nut-tastic day

don't bust anymore nuts

but that's our job

that was good that was good pull one out

for the dead homies

damn

[ __ ] tyrone [ __ ] tyrone

this guy right here i watch him every

[ __ ] day he's giving me confidence

when i was at my lowest point watching

his [ __ ] made me [ __ ] want to be

someone with his life so

well honestly this guy is so [ __ ]

annoying dude i've met so many people

like this in real life i think like

he's funny and [ __ ] i [ __ ] love him

but real talk bro you really saved me

when i was in dark space so real talk i

appreciate that man

i don't even care if that makes this

video or not that's just real [ __ ]

i love you man appreciate you appreciate

you i love you too bro

so after that speech can i get the black

lives matter discount

i don't know if we do that

oh yeah i'm taking england

thank you no of course i love you too

bro i think your mom's hitting on me

what the [ __ ]

[Applause]

he spit at me what's up hey look i get

you

[Music]

hey they don't start until 40 minutes

too

that's a 40 minute intro live

miss joe

let's go let's go

what you doing

[Music]

[Applause]

i feel like i've seen this before am i

getting deja vu there's no way that the

same battle happens appreciate you big

dog hey man what happened i got hit by a

car oh damn what's going on though yeah

okay we're next baby i gotta have a

picture with you he's cute right

i'm gonna steal your mom bro

pirates oh

[Applause]

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i don't think they were looking at me i

don't know

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am i in trouble hey hey

come on man gotta come talk to you oh

damn what i do now

infra 8

s-u-n-g-o-r-i [ __ ] off man thank you

malik it's even worse

in for a

s-u-n-g-o o r i l l a in for eight s u n

g o r i l l a n for eight s u n g o r i

l l a n for a s u n g o r i l l a

uh what happened and i hate especially

when they spam multiple of the emotes

she's just like stop [ __ ] doing that

s-u-n-g-o-r-i-n

shut the [ __ ] up

we gotta complain are you yelling that

forward and thanks for the prime sub

i'm just kidding thank you appreciate it

we're really loud

no

okay we got people saying that you work

oh i ran to a couple fans right but

there's this guy that like i had like

made this diss track on and the name of

the diss track is [ __ ] tyrone so

whenever people that see me know the

video they'll be like [ __ ] tyrone and we

were like [ __ ] up okay so i kind of

went back and forth yeah yeah so we

wanted like just whenever they see me

they just went [ __ ] n for a

s-u-n-g-o-r-i-l-l-a cairo is like their

way to tell me like they watch the

videos and stuff like that um

infra 8

sun thanks talon

but [ __ ] you too

i got you do you realize about yelling

and i've seen word like that it's

also a violation of state law if it had

been somebody we're gonna issue a

criminal trespass warning

thank you

no he's banned from the renaissance fair

he's actually got perma banned from the

rent fair

bruh you gotta go to another state now

that sucks

imagine getting banned from the renfrew

dude that's like

wow that's like

god what [ __ ] suck

that really sucks we're just gonna go

through the thing at four and then after

that we were gonna leave because i just

promised the captain that i was gonna do

that for him

all right y'all so we just got

permanently oh not permanently banned

we're banned for a year literally the

reason we're banned was us you literally

yelling [ __ ] tyrone that's all we said

and they kicked us out

does palantir on the run fair

what

i've never you'd think it'd be more text

advanced

read the top comment from the captain

[Music]

french star donated 20 and 36 cents infr

8 sun gorilla nfr8 sun gorilla nfr8 sun

gorilla thank you french door but

wow

i blew bought the captain

that's the only reason why i'm upset

because like i know he was like looking

so much forward to us and captain if

you're watching this i'm so so sorry but

like literally this was just out of my

control if they're gonna kick us out for

this then like it just was bound to

happen

it could have been anything but yeah

y'all i'm sorry but

i got fired on my first day hey man if

you guys enjoyed the video be sure to

hit that like button and subscribe i

want to know what happened to his

clothes

anyone else

curious about what happened to his other

clothes what did he

the michelle are the camera guys

carrying them let's get this video to

200 000 likes for the captain man also

don't say anything bad about the

renaissance because it's really not

their fault and if you stay for the end

of the video spam up i love you captain

in the comment section so i know you

guys watch the whole video yeah man i'm

not gonna lie i'm really bummed out i'm

kind of upset but we still got a good

video out the way you're in his

inventory

shut the [ __ ] up bro so we'll see you

guys later

peace i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky

and lucky i'm so lucky

all right let's read

let's read

thank you everyone for the love and

support i am sad that we did not get to

perform together it would have been a

blessing for so many reasons for those

that have come to the fair and said

hello you have touched me deeply i can

only hope we have a chance to try this

again next year whereas a wonderful and

safe holiday please take care of

yourselves each other warmest regards

and blessings

ah the rent fair

doesn't it end

in october i didn't who what kind of

rent for last this long oh it must be

texas it's cause it's in texas

it's because it's in texas oh

call zerka to make him end the intro

sooner dude

[Laughter]

dude it starts and 30 minutes

okay you need to chill

okay

[Music]

there's nothing you can do

[Music]

i need to refresh myself i'm so [ __ ]

tired

better

you can do to keep it out there

[Music]

never [ __ ]

[Music]

there's nothing you can do

[Music]

now every single day

[Music]

all right let's just watch the lions and

apes and bears you probably won't make

it there

after they say they will smoke with me

you don't want to take it there at this

point you understand you're making your

situation worse and i will call to have

you escorted out no but you just can't

call the cops on black lives matter

month oh that's right okay king james

like posted on his twitter i'm sure you

didn't record your actions earlier oh no

no i'm gonna give them like the

step-by-step replay

so basically we were waiting in line to

get our car right we literally had a

reservation for hertz and this lady in

front of us she had did it through a

third party it's called priceline and

priceline had cancelled her reservation

with her so she was yelling at them like

she was going crazy like you guys call

priceline i should have to call them and

they're like man we can't call priceline

so i was like call priceline what would

you rather do work at the airport

or

um

[Music]

work at

the poop store

because i'd rather eat [ __ ] than i don't

mean that i don't mean i just this is a

joke steal or whatever it's in a video

game i'd rather

work at the poop store

than work at a [ __ ] airport and be

yelled at like

every day my tickets clearly say that

the reservation oh bro a hotel or a

[ __ ] airport no thank you

call priceline and oh [ __ ]

wait

uh remember i said best buy

uh what's up with the tsa baddies that

are working at the airport both in

detroit

and in austin i found i fell in love

twice

the detroit airport the austin airport

[ __ ]

what is going on with that

brah i almost cried i swear to god i was

like [ __ ] man

no i swear to god this was i swear to

god i was ready to [ __ ] go all out

risk it all i was ready to

i was ready to go to the casino gamble

my whole life i was ready to

risk it all you know what i mean

quit my job quit my life everything man

it's like how do you spit game at the

airport the tsa you know what i mean but

[ __ ] i'm i'm not kidding um especially

in austin the austin airport

what the [ __ ] the detroit one what the

[ __ ]

there was two i wonder if it was the

same girl actually i wonder if it was

the same girl

it's so weird it's so weird

that novel looking ass dude was like why

are you yelling at me and i was like oh

i thought you couldn't hear me that's

why i was you know i didn't say [ __ ] i

had to flight the catch

my bad so i pulled out my phone and i

was like yo what's good priceline how

are you guys doing tell mr priceline i

said what's up

all flight attendants look good that is

not true that's the furthest thing i

ever i don't know where people get this

[ __ ] about [ __ ] uh

flight attendants

because i ain't never seen a flight

attendant

that's bad i'm sorry i never seen a big

booty flight attendant my whole life my

whole life i never seen one i never seen

one my whole life i never ever had a

crush on no flight attendant my whole

life

dude dropped everything he had on his

hands and just looked at me and then

finally when it was our turn to get our

car we went up to the line dude was like

no you can't get it we're not serving

you so i was like if bro is going to be

that petty and you know that like mad

and stuff like i might as well troll him

back i'm not going to rent you it's that

simple okay i'm gonna have to make a

call to priceline real quick

yeah priceline

yeah nah he tweaking bro you're not even

on a phone call

the tsa women

are not the same no brother tsa girls

are my age

and

damn

oh come on i'll just get escorted out

okay awesome no problem unless brody won

that's why i pull up to the [ __ ] i

pull up to the tsa counter

and they ask oh what's your name

and next time be like my name is

abdullah muhammad

rahman jihad

osama

bin laden

some [ __ ] like that just so they stop me

and i get more time with her

you know what i mean like and she can

pat me down everything i'm just saying a

video game in a video game in a video

game

in a video game

in a video game but for real you know

i'm saying [ __ ] i'ma grow my beard extra

long i'mma grow my beard extra long next

time i go on vacation

you know what i mean i'm gonna go my

roll my beard extra long

in a video game just kidding

wants to make a clutch play

five seconds left on the clock

to do you go in there get my reservation

euro step past the defender so now

you're being and give me the key

what did i do that was aggressive you're

literally fronting to him right now no i

said he could be clutch and europe

stepped past the defender this is a euro

stuff

that was a travel but like it's two

steps three

two

roger goodell gets called in added two

more seconds to the clock ten adam

i can't lie your company is called hurts

and i hurt isn't that like really poetic

hurts is hurting me

i feel like we just like got off on the

wrong foot bro you give me the car right

now i'll give you 25 ebooks

[Music]

yeah this is how nerds act

they're just passive aggressive and they

just like this is how they act

why are dgg viewers like this why are

they like this in person

why is they like this in person

based

infrared airlines let's go thank you max

saeed

yo you know plain potatoes no who's that

looking that up now

i never heard of that

[Music]

yeah priceline

no yeah they tweaking

this is out this is how dgg nerds are

bro they'll never be confrontational and

you'll think everything's cool and then

all of a sudden two cops

grab you and as they're dragging you

behind you walk away the nerds just

looking at you like this

not saying a damn thing

he didn't say [ __ ] when you were in

front of him but when you turned around

you left

he made sure he you know what i mean

that's hot that's life man that's my

whole life

that's the story of my whole life

what happened oh yeah i'm coming with

y'all

no uberxel no no i paid for it with

y'all

that's my friend too move the louie bag

let me put my stuff in there no

they're hogging the trunk

oh [ __ ] what's good

i was trying to get in that car can i

hop in what the [ __ ] did you just come

and hit here

good man we're gonna meet you no i have

this amazing idea right what's up whoa

whoa whoa whoa

we're in tampa right now mr levine

showing us awesome hospitality of course

of course of course appreciate you last

night wasn't a [ __ ] adventure that

was what we discussed spider-man the

[ __ ] identity

what the [ __ ] are they even doing is

that like a high school reunion this is

a reunion

yeah yeah

i went to ut my name is demarcus cousins

and i majored in raw dogging we're about

to crash a college reunion a long time

they'll see pete [ __ ] steve

how you guys doing remember veronica

i feel like the girl you said raw dog in

the dorms

i don't but um i had a lot to drink that

night yeah i'm gonna go get me a shirley

temple real quick

he said a lot to drink that night what

hey but it's good seeing y'all see you

guys at the after party are you gonna

jump oh no

dude let's be real dudes people who

attend college reunions those are the

dudes who never pipe nobody in college

same thing with high school

that was my brother jerome

how many of you guys go to your high

school reunion

do they already have a high school

reunion for you let's see

checking right now

it's 10 years

is it is it 10 years

i'm not going

i'm not going to that [ __ ]

ah never

y'all we just look the same

no way the man himself long time no see

remember what i used to give you the the

wedgies

in the locker room you don't remember

that

what are you doing now

what are you up to

he's just lying

we got a wall dogging company now

raw dog in what's wrong it's like tender

but like 10 times better

no way the man himself robbed long time

no see

oh you look good what you been up to man

you know the usual stuff you should have

seen him back in the dorms he would ask

me for viagra every day he'd be like yo

demarcus with the viagra you know what i

mean

you know what i mean

she just found you on tick-tock

[Applause]

is that you no that's not me

what if it wasn't him

it's just some other guy

so racist

what if it actually wasn't him

on his shirt no no it's all good though

yeah

she was she googled that you guys know

what um yeah that's not appropriate

she googled

nah bro that's [ __ ] up yeah i get

confused when i'm a lot though

the man helped myself

what are you doing

you should have saw this dad after them

frat parties

i have to put them on my bag you know i

think you got the story mixed up i had

to carry you out of there

you can't believe it

no you're all right

get out of here get out of here if this

goes on youtube you guys are dead i'm

going to tell you right now right off

the bat you're dead hey you don't know

about him he was a killer in school did

you finish those five years in prison

after college damn what she's graduated

class of 1879

what did he say that's me what the hell

that's so mean

everybody knows you know the whole

football team been through this but hey

we ain't gotta talk about it we ain't

gonna talk about it but you guys have a

good time great time to see it y'all

great time to see y'all oh girl you have

to play the [ __ ] out of me

wait what did they say what was the

racist that they said let me see what

did they say

i didn't see it

ah you can't get about it no you're all

right

get out of here get out of here if this

goes on youtube you guys are dead i'm

gonna tell you right now right off the

bat you're dead hey you don't know about

him he was a killer in school did you

finish those five years in prison after

college

what did he say

what who knows you know the whole

football team been through this but hey

we ain't gotta talk about it we ain't

gonna talk about it but you guys have a

good time great time seeing y'all great

time seeing y'all oh girl you have to

play the [ __ ] out of me

all right look bruh this dude's got pink

hair

ah the youth i hate the young people now

it's [ __ ]

these dumb ass kids with their dumb ass

hair

pink hair and [ __ ] yeah if you're a

girl i get it if you're a girl maybe i

get it but like you're a dude and you're

trying to act hard and tough and [ __ ]

you got this crazy hair going on and

[ __ ] i can't [ __ ] with that [ __ ] man

i don't like that [ __ ] man this like you

know little this little that

i'm so lucky lucky guys i'm gonna go pee

i'm gonna go pee

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there's nothing you can do to keep

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now every single day

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there's nothing you can do to keep it

out there

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you'll never be

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be forever

i promise it will help now every single

day

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now every single day

so lucky

right you make fun of

still

does chris cuomo got suspended what's

going on

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good evening and welcome to tucker

carlson tonight

big changes in the tiny hot house and it

is tiny of cable news this evening

cnn's top-rated anchor chris cuomo has

been pulled off the air likely for good

we'll probably never see him on camera

again

for us here at fox it feels like the end

of something like most americans we

never actually watched the chris cuomo

show assuming that was its name i always

thought this guy was an [ __ ]

but over the years we saw chris cuomo

saw his clips and they transfixed us

very often as a public service but also

because honestly we could not help

ourselves we brought them to you

how we wondered did a man who could

barely speak english wind up with a

paying job on television was it some

kind of weird affirmative action program

for the illiterate we never figured it

out but it was remarkable to see it

sentence after badly mangled sentence a

boolean base of incomprehensible grammar

you couldn't understand any of it

it was a kind of performance art a

communicator wholly unable to

communicate

and then there was the weightlifting

there's nothing wrong with lifting

weights or keeping in shape obviously

but there was always something very

wrong with the videos that chris cuomo

had shot of himself and then put on the

internet imagine

rito what's that

wanting other people what's freedom

to see this

sorry i've been really busy but i am

working out a minute to be honest you

don't get to look like that by nothing

i'm kidding let's get a little pre-show

pump what does that say

uh cuomo prime time hashtag let's get

after it 100 pounds you know just kind

of just work it out

that's got to be a fake weight that's a

1 000

fake weight

guessing that's real

that's fake

1 000 that's fake light stuff

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this guy's such a douchebag i hate dude

imagine being this old

and you like you know there's a lot of

like high key sexual competition

among old people like there's like the

chad and beta dynamic happens even when

you're 50 and cuomo's out here like yeah

antsy's coming with meat and they're so

much more aggressive too when they're

older there's so much more aggressive it

gets aggressive dude

trust me it gets aggressive

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news time

we're also uh he's met fred flinstone

dumbbell

this is multitasking for a real man

oh his poor staff so yes we did make fun

of chris cuomo quite a bit on this show

in fact pretty relentlessly for the past

five years chris cuomo was a buffoon

he was also in the way that buffoons

tend to be incredibly self-righteous and

false

here he is for example pretending to

emerge from self-imposed quarantine in

his basement after recovering from covid

we had a huge day today in casa cuomo

take a look at this

all right here it is the official

re-entry from the basement

cleared by cdc a little sweaty just

worked out happens

this is what i've been dreaming of

literally for weeks this

is the dream just to be back up here

doing normal things

oh his poor family he pulled them into

it

we learned later

the whole thing was fake chris cuomo

hadn't quarantined in fact he'd been out

and about wandering around long island

without a mask yelling at anyone who

questioned him

now no one else at the time in the media

seemed bothered at all by this but it

struck us as a big deal it was too phony

but his bosses didn't care before you

knew it chris cohen was back on

television barking at you for yes

not wearing a mask

put on the damn mask if you're in

california if you're in riverside put on

a damn mask wear the mask if you want to

avoid situations like this where you

live wear the mask if we care about

doing the right things i wear a mask for

you as much as i wear it for me i had

the disease you need to wear a damn mask

right and you have to take care of other

people in your community and it's got to

be about us because the help's not going

to come from above

said the guy who screamed at someone

else for pointing out that he was not

wearing them yeah

i heard about that

now at the time that seemed pretty

unforgivable to us in fact watching the

tape it still does seem unforgivable but

once again chris cuomo's bosses weren't

bothered at all at cnn there is no

penalty for falseness

the only thing you can't do at cena and

the thing that they will never tolerate

is displeasing the people in charge that

means not simply jeff zucker who runs

the company but the billionaires who run

our country

if you cross them you're done

so this morning when we saw the atlantic

magazine we knew it was curtains for

chris cuomo the atlantic is owned by

steve jobs widow it functions as a kind

of modern social register a place for

the ruling class to talk to itself

in the atlantic that's the i never knew

that the atlantic is the ruling class

talking to itself i did not know that

decided that it was deeply displeased

chris cuomo had dared to help his

brother the former governor of new york

when he was accused of sexual harassment

chris cuomo must go the atlantic

declared and then we knew he would we

knew it was over in the world that jeff

zucker lives in the atlantic makes the

rules cuomo was done

and that's when for the first time ever

and very unexpectedly we started to feel

sorry for chris cuomo

helping his brother is not the worst

thing chris cuomo ever did in fact it

may have been the best thing he ever did

not because andrew cuomo was a good

person he certainly wasn't a good person

andrew cuomo was loathsome but andrew

cuomo was chris cuomo's brother

and that's what you do with brothers

even the loathsome ones you help them

when they need it

period it's called loyalty

at cnn as at the rest of the media this

is an alien concept

is there a single person at cnn or any

other left-wing network who would risk

his job to help his own brother it's so

weird hearing cnn get called left wing

i don't know it's just kind of weird

doesn't it make more sense to say like i

don't know it just don't make much sense

to me

no

above all these people are careerists

ruthless careerists they would betray

anyone to get ahead if jeff zucker told

this guy to denounce his own wife who is

that if on television do you think he'd

hesitate before doing it of course he

wouldn't not for a second

so when we tell you that the media are

corrupt we don't just mean they're

corrupt politically it is much deeper

than that

they don't acknowledge the most

important rules in life

your first obligation is to your family

your first obligation is not to the

state it's not to a political party it's

not to jeff zucker or some creepy

billionaires at the atlantic magazine

it's not even to your own career

your most basic obligation is to the

people you are related to

when they need your help no matter who

they are even if they're the governor of

a state even if they're horrible people

you help them anyway because it's your

family

chris cuomo may be an idiot and he is

but he understands that

i'm so lucky thank you

all right i gotta [ __ ]

i'm gonna be on zerka's show now guys

it's gonna be like a a bachelor show

something like that

love or roast

i'm so lucky lucky i'm so lucky lucky

okay guys

see you there

bye-bye