DEBATING YOUR MOM AGAIN [2021-09-12]

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i'm so surprised that keith guy and his friend are like re destroyed them in the debate dude i'm convinced the whole third

the whole third position community is copm they're literally just copers all they do is just keep they do how does anyone watch that debate and think they want

does anyone of the chat think i lost that debate i just thought you guys would realize like yeah that was really one sided like does anyone think i wasst ou i lose i ot ow did i lose i literally can't see how i

lost like on every because we were supposed to debate is china fascist dude i'm sorry but they got fk wreck they got wreck

and also

he came with a source and i didn't come with any sources i told con but i want to but he was like he was doing something else so he didn't see my idea but even in his i looked up his source in his own source diprove what he said right

so it's like on every point they lost the book club who's the book club guy i don't know who the book club guy is the fuck is that i don't even know you're talking about

they're like dropping hard hoars in the liveechat bridge super bridge

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you can do what you want to just do

as i mad you make me into a tanke i don't want to be more your own thing you got listen to other ankees i don't even listen

to them so when i call myself with tak you i'm

putting a spin like i'm i'm changing the meaning of the word you know that's on midwestern marks i don't know anything about what's going on on tik tok from tik tok right thank you woodburn he seems cool thank you he seems cool it's kind of weird though

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you know weird guys i feel like i'm at a point where i can only i can only relate to streamers it's like it's hard for me to relate to people i o when i'm i i feel like a celebrity i'm like ok move along i

you know what i mean when i'm iirl i feel like i'm just above everyone

'cause i'm famous you know

i legitimately think like yeah excuse me

please step aside i have ten gkay followers on which

i have

seven hundred concurrent viewers

we are not the same step aside

yeah it's lonely at the top that's the thing lonely at the top you know i literally cannot relate to these pledbian who have no plow i can only relate to people who haveo you know like you've got to have some plout for me to relate to you like i go ir talk to you like youre's like do

you just want you you literally don't know what it's like to have you just want low everything is aboutow when you have flow it's like

people thirsty you know

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i feel like pulling up my car next to my ex

and just being like sorry i don't talk to peasants and then driving away florn and i mean like that's how i am that's how i'm feeling right now

thank you in for a sound

thank youing for some i' literally feel like

driving up to my old friends right now and just being like

this driving up pulling up being like

talk to my manager

i i don't have time for this you can you can talk to my manager book an appointment and i drive off

that's how i'm feeling you know

be the

i'm feeling like you know like i'm a celebrity

basically right

does anyone have the right to talk to me who has the right to talk to me in real life

you know what i mean i'm a celebrity gonzalo died i don't care either way there's some people who arelike yeah i'm celebrating and other people who arelike i don't like it i'm just like i don't care i don't give a fuck what jackson are you i don't give a fuck about

gonzalo i just don't care and no one cares either even the people like long live chairman gonzalo they don't give a shit if they don't even know if he's alive i promise you these thirteen year old maoists they don't even care they don't even know who that guy is they don't even know who he is they just heard him on twitter and they're going outside yelling about him

and you stop one on dylan's fanel so it is kind of boring when your rap battle i don't know

was i sam before them yeah i'm too famous at this point you know like i don't have time be going out i people don't understand you know like i'm just who understands who understands what it's like to be famous like i'm walking around i'm just like

i'm not impressed i'm not impressed and if people didn't care about cloud i would understand but everyone is looking for cloud that's what everyone wants follow me i'm instan graham fine when you have it what what are we going to talk about the reason i can only talk to people who have cloud

it's cause they don't want it they don't thirst for it they already have it so i can actually chill with them but people in general just want cloud i can't falk with you like oh yeah i have an instagram where i post pictures of my and i'm hoping to get hundred followersra

pot does not matter but it does matter and people who think it matters fring power level to my physique this is natty by the way oh and girls think they can just d m me and talk to me imagine fucking women think they can just d me

a fuk are you i'm literally natty i'm literally a natural buk in alpha male and these women think they can just talk to me like what the fok i'll be i if women talk to me i it's like

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talk to my manager schedule it in

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i'll hit you up we can

you know you can let me pipe

heit didn't quit it you'd be done on your business you know

i don't got time for this shit

you think i'm going to talk to you

and i look like this and i have clout

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i've never liked how lingeries unp lingerra it's like tun fuckin

watch you know it sounds like dirty laundry lingeri sounds like dirty laundry lingery literally sounds like a thong when i think of linger i think of a thong so i'm going to keep calling it lingery and in this chat we call lingery i'm not i don't care i don't care about that frendshit l we're calling it lingery and lingery sound

sex year anyway with the fuck is lingerie over the mo was crying about gonzalo i didn't see anything i just found out he died and that's it

long live chairman gonzamo i di say black red guard is fucking annoying and just not smart

and i'll debate him any fucking day of the week

but he doesn't debate he's literally an asphole

black red guard is a fucking asphole i'm sorry

he has an as whole personality every time i hear him talk he just sounds like a bitter mean as whole

he he's like a mean bitter ass wll you know he's a mean guy

he seems like such a brutal guy dude that he's a scary guy like in a revolution i bet you he could like torture people wouldn't carry like

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how many

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let's go let's sing let's go you don't believe me we' got to sing

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i saw the holes there was only two holes saw the holes there was only two holes i see i saw them my with my my own two eyes

let's go let's go sing with me i don't care if you're your grandma's house your parents house your parents house i don't give a shit sing out loud to as loud as you can your parents should hear it to everyone should hear it

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she won't leave me alone is your mom on the phone

she wants me to come over to night

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forth and all around

all the little town sarts and their fireworks you know boom boom whatever

we went to the july fourth rodeo in livingston montana

you know there were and they even dared to like

you know the announcer even like talk trash about the liberal media

you know you know so they basically they know that something's up

you know in a way and yet you know

you have sort of all of the paraphernalia of patriotism that you sort of feel so deep

out there and this patriotism

is this kind of ritual sort of religious allegiance

like if you're a catholic it isn't necessarily because you love the personal habits of the pope

right right and you know you're down on like vatican politics

or whatever

so you know the sort of the difference that that kind of i think needs to be

bloated for a lot of people is

what is the difference between sort of

my ritual respect for this thing

and what it actually is

because when i wll actually look at you know what the vatican is or in this case

the swamp the deep state as the cathedral as of sometimes called it

you know the sort of the oligarchic

power structure

ofh

america which is completely decentralized there is no center to it anywhere there is no like they

there's no one you can point to there's no race or class or little meeting of like protocols of elders a zion that's happening right there's no conspiracy it's completely decentralized

that's what makes it so hard to kill

and i

and so when you look at the way this ruling class works and governs

it's a very different thing from

these sort of abstractions that you learn in

eleventh grade civics class

and

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you know

and when you grow up in that in it you feel it you know extremely intensely

and so for example people will go and the' vote for president and the'll you know they sort of vote

as if

who was sitting in the white house

you know was who was in power and they'll use these terms like

you know trump is in power biden is in power etc etce et cetera

and it's like

guys americans

when you're inside the belly of this beast and you look at the white house

as an organization and the white house is not even really properly controlled by the president

you know the white house is

whole budget in organization is set by congress

it's full of permanent employees it's not even

but if you look at the white house as a whole and measure its kind of relevance to the normal process

of the executive branch

of the actual government that people like

our parents

lived and worked in

you're like

it has almost no relevance at all

in the in the deep state you know as americans it's a turkish word that americans have learned to use

great word

you know in the deep state

the way you regard this eelection the stupid really ceremony that happens over there that's like for thats a clown show for the clowns

it's like a storm on the surface above a coral

you're a fish in the reef

you know you're going about your fishy business

you know you're eating alga or whatever there's a big storm

you know you're kind of sucked back and forth a little bit

you feel it you know it makes a little hard to nibble alga but like waves are not breaking on

and so waves are not breaking on you down there and so

when people look

at this thing you know they sort of make this

kind of couple of mistakes

they're like ok

we elected trump so trumps in power

i'm like well

if you took that phrase literally and you said trump is in power

for example trump is the chief executive of the executive

one way philosophically to think about this question is

how much power does donald trump personally have over this executive

that's a hard thing to measure but

one way to measure this is to know that it has two winpoints

so he could have no power

or he could have complete power

you could have zero or one

so where is he in his power over the executive branch which constitutionally

is under his complete control

where is he in terms of his power over this organization is he closer to zero or closer to one

so one way to ask that question is to say well

could we increase his power by ten times

could we make the white house

ten times as powerful over the executive branch

very easily

could we imagine you know at that point we're reaching the powers of say l b j

could we make the white house one hundred times

powerful over the executive

at this point we're up to the powers of f d r

so you know people think when they vote for donald trump

that they're voting for the same job that f d r has

they're actually voting for like

zero point zero one

which is a bright l really serious like that is

this guy spent the whole life trying to be kiano reeves from the matrix i'm not even lying

it's a really serious

interpretation of reality

and forcing that level of misinterpretation of reality on people

it's actually it's a really serious offense

it's really not good

and so

get why is it not good

it's not good because you're gaslighting people

they're living in

they're basically looking at the simulated world

one way to one way to think about this question i will get back to afghanistan

one way to think about this question is to and this is a very fundamental question of political science

this is i'm a member a votary

of what some call the italan

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ones a losers

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now leave there

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we're going to we're go and he shat up

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i got this for free

i'm a pro member of g and c

but you know for a fact

they make this

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this one is for men

and this one's for women and i'll give you gino if you drink it as a man

and you know that p a fact

you just know that forer fact

it's not soy protein it's not

it's milk protein

but still

this will give you feminine energy it will give you feminine energy

but i got it for free because i got it for free that's why

part of my membership

i got it for free

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i feel like this is for pregnant women you know what i mean

this is like pregnant women juice

pregnant women just drink this and they just be pregnant

what i mean

aalian school of political science or the marchiavellan school

i want to just pimp the best intro to this school that is available which is the marchiavellians by james burnet

britain in one nine hundred forty

it's actually his best book most people say

the managerial revolution which is really not as good in my opinion

it's good but this is amazing and burnham is basically like

look you have to assume

that you're living in

oh my god guys

n know i've been thinking

i just had a realization in my head and

i really do not want to cheat on my future

girlfriend

that is so hurtful and harmful

and you want to know what else is on

i've been saying a lot of misogynous things recently

and

i need to be more feminist

my approche in general

is i'm alienating female comrades is that one person who came in the chat said i i'm alienating them

and i really want

to make my

female comrades

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i don't have any predatory designs i just want to be safe

harmless

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they will

see me as harmless

in the trueman ship

you have to assume that

the entire nature of political reality may not be as you conceive it at all

and so you know you're electing trump or you're electing biden and you're thinking you know you're sort of

i just had another realisation

so what did my girlfriend fuk the other men

so why

care

she's not my property

that's missogynistic

excuse me

it's not like she's my property

i don't own her

what do you think i own her my property

no

if another man wants to pipe

she has a right

to do that

i don't own her

changing the course of the nation

you're actually kind of moving these fish in the coral reef you know back and forth a few inches

with the you know the big waves you think you're generating

i

and

you're making a misinterpretation of reality

which is like someone who thought the queen elizabeth the second

was actually in charge of the u k

and so

everybody knows when they look at the queen of england that the queen of england

does not actually run the government and cannot say off with his head

and all the things that a queen queen could do they know she's not a queen

you know she's basically

just a very classy cardashian

yeah

sorry rough

oh

come to think of it

my girlfriend

got pregnant by another man

that would be my child

i would raise that child and love that child

might still let him hit it too

you know as a modernchist i'm never going to live this one down but you know you know they know that she's just a very classy cardashian and

the thing is that legally

you know what queen elizabeth the second can do

she can veto an act of parliament

she actually has the right to veto just like

the president does

you know when that that power was last used

yeah this guy's a monarchist

i don't know if you guys know

last used i believe in something like seventeen zero seven

by queen ann

well would you ever adopt a kid no

i want my kid to be my kid

second of all

gus a realization

jimmy dore is unhinned

he's always attacking the squad

and it's just so repulsive

ya

he's a republican

he's a right winger and a gripter and a republican

and what the british did was i mean this is a very old thing what the british did was they basically had

all of this conflict in the seventeenth century between you know the sort of

theld

the stewart monarchy

and the rise

i only want to have my own kid

but while my wife is pregnant

i get to cheat with other women

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i gave that to her

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being raised

so in return the minimum put up ded hexra but i appreciate you

what up man

in return the minimum the minimum

is i should be able

to have what i need

what woman deserves me

to give her a child

me

the top

one percent

and you think i'm not going to cheat

i am leting her giving her

the greatest

sperm

quality

no woman deserves that not even my worst enemy

how much should a woman earn to provide her husband and family

she should earn

being worthy

have me

she should earn

her worthiness of me

and every time a woman demns me

i feel disgusted

every time a woman talks to me

i feel outraged

because

excuse me

who the fock are you to talk to me

withut fuck are you

to talk to me

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fok are you

to talk to him

excuse me

excuse me

first of all

women

do

if you're trying to talk to me

you're trying to

at me up

and get with me

don't you dare talk to me

you first of all you have to fit all the criteria

as entities

second of all

you have to literally fly to me

and just come to me sit on my lap

come right into my arms and don't say a word

i'm a prince i should put no ef thank you seadax

i should not put any effort

at all into the equation

i am literally a prince

i should not be expected to do anything

anything

bke

excuse me

excuse me

i'm famous a celebrity

nobro you're the man who supposed to carry this notoe

i'm the prince

i'm the prince

you understand

i walked into the room

i don't say a word

i don't say a word

i walk into a room

i go

i don't even look at them i don't even look at them all and when i walk into a room

all the women are waiting they're all waiting to see what i say

i walk and i go i't even look at them i go

i choose three

and then i walk away the three then follow me

back to my bedchambers

and they are so honoured

to have this

opportunity

you have no idea

in honesty

after i am getting so famous i am tiring

from having to do this

i don't want to have a point i just want to walk into a room

and they should know the ones i'm thinking about should know

they should know when they're head

so i'm thinking i should

you know

that's the facts

that's the facts

that's the facts

but you don't accept the facts you're live in a fairytale universe

this is not a bit this is one hundred percent reality

this is one hundred percent reality

and even if she's married if i point her out she'll leave her husband on the spot

she will literally leave her husband even if doesn't matter she's in a relationship

it don't matter

if i walked into a room

all i have to do is this

i don't even look at them i just go

and that's enough

don't matter if she got a man don't matter if she got a boyfriend

nno matter if she got a husband

don't matter if she got a

nothing

it don't matter i'm a prince

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you' are coopen because

you guys are jealous

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excuse me

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just to hit it

and all i've gotta do is

that's it

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don't worry

let me ask you as the question

that girl you've been talking to

you've been crushing on her

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all i've got to do

is this to her

and she'll come to me

on the swat

that's it

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right

which you know had no actual sort of real power and this was we you like four eleven get real

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i watched it and the other edgie joke he does later

when does he do that what timestam

what time stam does he do that current i

what a fucking freak

i hate mold bull dude he's such a freak

and he just contained himself

is on focking t

in forty minutes

i'll look out for

a dad ya dad da loud

this kind of this transition was like through

william of orange and queen anne and a lot of people hope the queen andann who was actually a stewart would restore the stewarts and of course shed

i

and

so

at that time

this myth that here you have the king or the queen and they're actually in charge but they're actually fake

this is an active weapon of deception

right up to world war two people are like charging

who who would die for the queen now

like for this like you know

a classic cardash

right

in world war one guys are going you know over the top

across the trenches

for you know the king

and they actually you know when

what

olderor not

what are you talking about no one's fighting for the fuck and king

who

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so this legend is sort of more and more believe

and yet the equivalent of like

the rodeo whatever they do in england in like one nine hundred ten people are like you know they stand up for this royal whatever

this is a country that has ceased to been

that ceased to be a monarchy

in any kind of real functioning way in sixteen eighty eight

so people can really very much misunderstand the system of government that

that they live it

and and feel

you know if you're like

one way very simple way to sort of think about

you know the question of

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what do people think about gonzalo ronnise parts

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use a cycle

cycle path

why are you so obsessed with balch

how am i you

fucking weirdo

i literally didn't even mention vouch

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and you're the one bringing them up

what a falck and cob

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democracy is you can ask two questions

do we live in a democracy and should

you will find we live in a vohocracy

very very few people who answer no

to both those questions

and so

if you look at the question

forty two to forty five

of basically do you will find many who will answer no to the first question yes you'll find many who will answer no to the first question but

there ways of giving that answer

are sort of biased by their feeling that living in a in a democracy is the way this

and so when they look at you know why

they often

so people let's say you know

how do you hackan election

so you know people will be like oh you go in to the voting machines or you print up you know spare ballots and in china

or whatever no you know these are rookie

these a rookie nuber

like this is not how you hac hacken a

the way you hack an election

is by changing the meaning of the election

and the way you hack an election is not by changing eliminating your ability to vote

for a certain candidate

but by simply

taking away the power from the politicians you elect

in other words turning them from elizabeth the first

who actually could say off of your head

to elizabeth the sec

and so when you look at the legal positions that elizabeth

forty one fifty ok

the first in elizabeth the second

occupied

they're exactly the same position

she's the queen

like you know she's she has you know technically in english constitutional system it's called reserve powers

she could declare martial law

tomorrow

like you know and actually i think it would work

that's a separate conversation you know and she has all of these powers on paper

and in practice

she's a classic cardash

and so the question you know of how do you hack an election is very very simple

instead of turning the queen into a classy card ashy

turn the electorate into a classic classic cardash

so if you basically say

you're electing these politicians and you're behaving in this election

as though these politicians you elected were actual revolutionary left radio soyboy radio

ly in control of the government

when they're actually about zero point zero zero one percent in control of the government

and the government is just this permanent deep state thing that just sits there and kind of rots and gets worse every decade

then

and you can't change this with elections at all

sorry haha

it's actually pretty funny that you tried when it's not scary

it's like scary funny like one of those halloween movies

this is that attitude of the lib rate you know and look at these you know it's sort of

goes from like look at these yokels with pitch works to like a they're going to pitch forcaust to like look these funny yokels of pitch works right

you grew up with this mentality sort of

so did i

and you know the that's how you felt toward the people that you ruled over talckers about the energy

what the

fuck are you talking about

you're like these people are funny and dangerous

this is the attitude of brooklyn toward

you know the midwestern conservative

you're giving me your famous tucker look is that because you're confused no i'm not confused do not recognize this attitude i

it's like what the fuck are you talking about dude

he's like what

it

he saw it

he saw

is up we aup

hes ah

yes he did

he did see it

he did indeed see it

recognize it but all of a sudd the synapses are firing about what right right so so i did not pre watch this shut the fuck up i literally did not

so the thing by the way can i say one thing

these conversation mean whatever you know people watching this think of what you're saying

when was last time you heard anybody say anything like i mean i think the thing i object to most about modern america is how boring and repetitive it is

no one with interesting thoughts is ever in public saying anything everyone is just like reading the same

stupid

what

dullifying slogans and it's just like

the fact that you're crushed for saying something that's interesting it just tells you everything

see but ho you know leden these people let me let me actually correct you there blits go back to the subject of the

cancellation that i started this episode with in such a fun way

o

hold on

and do you know that

i just got my thumb maail for the

if

what's debate

and i'm going to upload it

tomorrow

as i'm streaming now so it's a bad time to upload

der ead othter th

yah i'm going to upload it tomorrow because

actually let me set this to premier

i'm scheduled

we're going to premieer this

september twelfth

i'm not going to

oh i'll be private before publishing okay

that's perfect i'm going to do

sunday

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lieutenant

schedule

it's scheduled to be

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um um which is actually i don't

still going to eat nor

think that's true

i actually don't think i

one of the things

one of the ways as a somewhat cancelled person you know not that i'm not doing fine

i

is even though even though i'm certainly no longer a software developer on me so

one

oh you got a new thumbre

let me fix it in

it's not now

bas

ready in for eight ready

arilla greatank you appreciate

it we

we let the showrunners know

the

one of the things about

sort of this

conflict

that i think is a mistake

you know i don't know how many libs will be watching your show but

you know certainly a lot of cons will be out there and

there's a lot of kind of typical mistakes that people make that i want to caution

and one of the biggest ones is that

when you look at the libs you see an enemy

that's true in a certain sense that's true kind of a spiritually

spiritually they see you as an enemy they have the friend enemy distinction

and that you know you may not know it's a civil war conservatives but

they know

it's a cold civil war you know but you know they feel that's how they feel that's absolutely how they feel and that is not a new thing that is how a grew up feel

and and i was born in

brick in nic

i will you beleat me on the show if i swear it's not internet om ok

ok so so the the

that's how that's how yes

i mean you know my my

grandparents were american communists

that's how they felt that was the sort of the standard feel bcas i

fing about the yokels with a pitchfork

when they they were either funny

or danger

yeah and and and

you look down you're flying from like you know new york to l a

a you've got a thing to go to you look down you see all that flat and you think

funny and then you think dangerous and those are the two neurons you have

yeah and that is your basically tolerance

right

you know

isn't that a shame

even communists in the past

had that attitude to rule people

that's up

are you debating anyone today y

and that's that's what you that's what you learned to brown that's how you learn to thix

right you know and i

which is just a remarkable

wait to

see the world right and so so ritually arg of it especially you're if you're in charge of it as they are

and and as as we these are these are this is me this is my people

of course we're in charge of it and and

this way of seeing the world you know results in you know in

i you know i was just um you know um talking

to the your your makeup profession

and she was like when

you know she's not even like au from like a lib world like she's from she's from a leftist kind of but a small town american world and like she goes to work

for someone associated with fox and she gets

all of this

it's like basically she's like betrayed her world

ok so there is that enemy you know psychology

there

right but in terms of how they act

their predators and not enemies

and so if you don't give them anything

they don't have anything

socker is like

why do you have that hairs stup

ho don't you just cut your hair it looks weird

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by

a poodle

floppy ears

look like a dog with floppy ears

why does it look like

and they'll basically move on

it it's an asymmetric now you know it's of course you increase in prominence you know it's harder to avoid

this

that

but i think for most ordinary people out there you

it's really important to remember this

it's an asymmetric conflict like it's not like a lion against

tiger it's like a lion against the buffalo

as a buffalo

your goal is not to be by line

right you should not make any mistake that allows you to beaten by line

your interest in herding lions

killing lions

harming lions doing any damage to this or any other lion

if it's a way to stop them from hurting you

which in this case it's not

go ahead

otherwise you don't care

and that's basically the attitude of a praise spc

what i'm saying is that basically cancellation attacks tend to be opportunists

if you were a dissident in

say hungary in on d

there would be an intelligence agency that was basically looking after you

and basically finding ways to attack you

we don't

wait

have anything like that yet

kind of you know they're working on it

i will say they're working on it i will say it's more like that than it used to be i think you've had some experience and have yea

i know gana you can support jimmy door tomsy when she tweets stuff like this

if you are sounciating with people you have to agree with everything they tweet it's crossing my purity test litmus test it making me uncomfy

i'm not comfy anymore

shut up

it's

none of those fucked up

left leftists are the type of people

how is he considered an ally there are no allies you fuckin

you know how lefvitists are dude they're like

um i'm not comfortable with talking to someone unless they're ideologically the same as me

toight

i dream of an anime wafer who agrees with my idiology

she wears a mouse suit and has a little red bug

and she always tells me

you are so correct

i go on image boards

and i dream of an enemy wayfol who has a mouhead

and

y

i just have to say

sh goes to me and she goes

i lieve you

you are so right

i will neever

cons friend de you

i am lucky

sort the fuck ubs you'd like for

you know what i mean

that's literally how these people are that's literally how they are

i go on

dark web

and

i just have

if the world does not reflect

what i want it to reflect on to me

we're going to have a little problem on our hands

he

fuck and weird o

you know

and you guys realised that eteology is not everything

ideology is like not everything

stop being so obsessed with ideology

so why not call her out for opinions on islam

why do i have to call her out you fucking dumb mass

why do i have to

how can she be supported

you

live in a fucking ideological economy

what do you mean support you mean

how could we not excommunicate her from our purity bubble

in our own that only exists in our own head

how can i have positive thoughts about her

it's all about positive versus negative thinking you're not actually talking about support

you're talking about

how can we signal positively in relation to her you're not talking about real support you don't even know what you're fucking talking about

you're literally stuck in a fucking itiological bubble

god falking help you you are so falking deranged

nw thing shd been deported

alls he his has

something i disagree with

ninex communication is announcer

why why should i renounce her why should i give a shid which she says i don't care i literally don't care

you renounced her

ent

signal negatively

because tallsey is not my anime wafo

and

you need to disassociate with her

i don't associate with any of you

walk you all

i will never be your comrade

i will never be your comrade thank you you guardian

i'll never be your falcing comrade

the only comrades i need

i'm not going to be your comrade were gon't do we gon't do i'm not going to be your comrade

i'm not going to be your comrade

i'm not going to be your comrade

youll talk

like you're givin me head or something like you

like you're givin me something like i give a shit

who are you i don't know who you are

he amplifies those views and influences animosity toward muslims

leading to assaults on them

are you muslim

are you muslim

i can name

ten muslims at the top of my head that love tosi

that i know in real life

are you muslim

are you muslim

are you muslim yes or no

answer

answer

answer because you're speaking for muslims right now right

to answer are you muslim yes or no

twens

oh so you're not

oh so you were just using muslims

and you don't actually care about them

even though i am a muslim and i know muslims

who loved tolsey because of her anti war stance

who gives a shit about her whatever else she thinks thank you cor shock

she's promoting violence against muslims

i have never heard of any violence against muslims because of anything tlsi said

that has nothing to do with the question but yes i am

oh you are

well i'm muslim too

and you're using fake identity politics

she's promounting attacks on muslims

no she's not

she's literally not

ah can you deannounce telsi

can you denounce her no i am not going to denounce her

it's not enough for me

it's just not

yeah

i love virtue signals i love virtual signals who think i give a shit about anything they have to say

about anything

i don't care about virtue signaaling

i don't care about your virtue signaling

i don't care what your virtue signaling

i don't buy it i don't care about it

the truth is

again

your standard is anime way fool

if someone's not your enemy way foul you go crazy

how often do i think about toussy guys how often

how often

i literally forgot she even existed before this guy brought her up

i don't care about politicians that much

the when she supports individuals like modi and the bz b

she's actually a muslim ally

the only person who has used the language of an ally is you

you are the one talking about allies you sound like a fucking deranged psychopath

you just don't have any fuking friends in real life

that's the issue here you have to call random celebrities on the internet allies are enemies that you don't even falking know

is he an ally is he an ally what do you mean is hehe an a what does that even falgking mean

like what does that even mean

and then he said is she a muslim ally what is a falking muslim ally what does that even falking mean

a muslim ally

like what war are you waging

i'm not waging thatt war with you i don't know what you're talking about

how can we i do not compute i do not compute

i just don't

you're saying she's a muslim ally no i'm saying she's a sufi ally

i'm saying she's a fucking a body ally

what are you focking saying

what does that even mean

brainwashed as feep

this person an ally or an enemy

i can't tell you're all my enemies how about that

you are me

what

but thank you hate corruption

am

extended through october god

day

thank

here's what i'll say

i don't really care about toulsy's

ideologies

she has signalled against war thank you hae corruption guerrilla son

and she made an enemy of the right people

and simple as that

so

you know

i don't i don't blame people for liking her

is she perfect

no but who fucking cares

you know

hopefully you come around i just think he's a bad person and should be condemned

i love how there's people out here just condemning people

i love how there's people out here who just condemn pple

like to what

to what avail

are you condemned like what does that even mean you you're condemning that

i condemn you what does that foking mean

what does that even falcking mean

anti war i love wars i'm such a muslim ally that i'm pro war

guys the muslim ally wants war against muslims and wants muslims to die in wars

what a muslim ally

i'm not even going to condemn laor and southern

because first of all city

and second of all

yah damn and third of all

se

and fourth of all

oh he

and fifth of all

yah an

dont know what i mean

did i take more edibles no

but many of you know me il ones in a chat if you know me i

in the past

hen's on the schat if you actually met me before

oh

do not lie don't lie

don't lie okay

we brand you guys one by one

alpris george

band

all right everyone who said that is getting bad

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how many of you who know me i well

are women

how many of you are women who know me ira

n fuck you do know me i oll haw

what forock are you

weep be fogking weirdoes

i don't remember tanner

in remember jessica

bas thank you e mon

if you know me i well

exit out of the stream right now

exgit the other stream right now

exit other stream right now

remember me pamela

i don't know pa meela

and also

all the women who knew me iwd by women i mean like women who were interested me or i was interested in red rising starts onlyd three dollars

we have not met aarl but we are both misiganders we know each other on that level

you know this to be true

look at the macino bridge and tell me this is not so

thank you red rising star

let me tell you what

let me tell you what

if i was interested in you i

or reverse

i just want to let you know

all the women that have been in my life i want to let you know

ya yesterday's news you know what i'm saying ya yesterday's news you know i'm saying i'm famous nw

i went from us heaven

who and eleven you know i'm saying

damn you all regret it huh

damn yall regret it hn

damn you a'll regret it huh

youy all the women

that i've been all the girls in my life the fine as girls that i

you know was chasin after y all rejected me wow y all regret it now too late too bad

and i'm saying

te

them

ten

you all had a chance to

you'll had a chance

imagine that

and mamagine that you all had a chance

you all had a chance

i want to regular viewers and anyone thought that would change nothing

too late i already have your son

i'm banning you

coud the wrong thing

as is five nine i'm six

if i could choose to be six five i wouldn't

i wouldn't

if i could choose to be five eleven i would

five eleven's fine

i don't want i don't want to be six four i don't want to be six one i don't want to be six two i don't want to be six three i don't want to be six four i don't want to be six five

oh i'm call ob cap cap

really really

oo

i'm capping right

i'm cappy

this is cap right

look at that

look at that

what did that

look at that

looked at that

blook hot

falking

oh my god dude i feel bad for your girl

is she literally stuck with a loser like you

and she craves this

got a dam

god damn

i'm sorry

you don't find six five that looks like this

that's natty you just don't

you just don't

little why would i want to be waloje when i'm morio

why would i want to be

waouiji wena mario i'm the main character

i'm literally the main character

why would i want to be stretched out

version

i would i'm the main character of this story line

why would i wanna be wallloiji when i'm on that warrio

tell out dad bob

and i'm naddy dad bad

and i promise you your girl drewels

you're a girl literally dreams

of having your head rest

on my hairy chest

she literally dreams

dreams in being in my arms

literly

like she's faking

you have no idea what goes through her head

you have no idea what your girl thinks when she looks at me

you

enable wide haardo how do i enable it it doesn't work

i have no control over frank or z i think neat does all that

but we do need wide heartle but here's a thing

justant to let you know

youre girl with my way one

seventy five

i weighed myself the other day it's one seventy five now it's not one eighty

listen

you a girl

literly

just

prefers me

over you

i promise

i promise

i promise

ah ya

promise i don't have to wear bucking platform shoes

that's the thing

all i gotta do

is where

i sall

listen i have chat i literally have a silver tongue

it's one thing for her to look at me and look at my swagger

look at how i walk and i carry myself

it's another thing for her to hear me

i literally have a silver tongue

like the snake that tempted eve in paradise

i literally will get

under

her skin

she will get goosebumps talking to me

you understand

you have no idea

my power level

i have no idea

i am the poet at large

i literally am the poet at large

and youre a girl

literally

dreams of me

dreams of me

and that's why i chat

if you ever get a girl friend

is my girlfriend

it's my girlfriend

if i want her

the chances are i don't want her

the chances are i don't want her

but if i if you get a girl and i like her chat she's mine

she belongs to me

you understand

she's mine

bas

thank you chiz satsu

thank you chi satsu

you understand

she's mine

is ink white's here

if sha is not stop

listen

you need to understand

you need to understand

every time

you have made fun of me

you did not foresee

the amus steal your girl

six

you'll never thought about that

how do you like in bed though

for real

barbarous all i can say is im

barbaras

barbarian

you understand

barbarous

barbarian

and you talk shit about me

you make fun of me

the truth is

everyone's mom and chat

has slept with me

arichat's mom is drooling

over

me

you have

no idea

what

i see

because

you can

not

come to be

and because you climb right on top of a tree and you say look at that i'm looking through the window i'm in the bedroom with your mom down with the

hello

she's hed at the pillow while i'm hitting it from the back

your brother's comin in nine months on track iin't gona be there but that's gonna be your brok

your little brother is going to tell you that

you gotta go because your mom don't like you no more she likes my son my progigy

my seed can you see

she don't love you no more

she loves

only me

now you understand

that i can

count to three

because what you gotta know

is that i the show

and when i come down

it's a rodio

and im

driving on the track and i'm going real fast

no one can stop me because i'm packed

and i put it in the back

put it behind me i don't even listen

hom an a bounty i'm a bounty hunter

i catch them all

poky mon

by looking at the walls

every time you see

where i can be

its in your mom's bedroom

so you can see

that i'm your daddy

and now i'm here

you can't have a beer

we real

and you can't even rhyme

one with two

because if you had to

you had

to pool

and if you had to poove

you had a shoe

you throw this shoe

down in the loop

t two

the train's coming through

and i'm running it on your mum

and i'm sharing her with the bros

one by one

we all given in throes and we given her the hammer

and we gonna play

a little patdi wak

and all day and all night

she's hootin and hollerin

rowling and pleasure

down

i'm yhoganin

i'll tell you right now

that i can rap good

because you know

that i am from the hood

and that didn't answer the question of whether i should

but even if i shouldn't

you didn't know if i could

and if i could

i would

find it good

and i will make a sandwich

for me

and your mom

because i'm taking her to promp

yes that's right

we're gone in a time machine

it's your senior year prom

but look who showed up it's me and your mom

walking through the aisle

she's grinding on me all night dancing on the pile

we go to the after party and you know what happens there

you're sitting on the couch

and we're upstairs

i'm in the room with her

and i got her all night

and you'll sit and drinking

waiting for a fright

your promp date is looking

away from you

she's going into chads

big balloon

chad swept her up

you just got couk

and now you're sitting alone

waiting for your truck

to come pick you up

and take you home

because you didn't get laid

as you we're busy on the phone

you were playing angry birds

waiting to be done

i was hitting your mom from the back

and the good run

and i climbed out the window and i said i will be back

nine months later li has coming of the track

that's your little brow and nothing you can do

because you know why

you didn't get my shoes

you made fun of my shoe i got black air force ones i ran out the house i took your girl for a run

and that's not a pun

because i don't have a gun

and if a water gone

sprayed me in the face

it wouldn't even be

nearly a disgrace

because you just got

dabbed and cooked on

story of your life

that's how you

got cooked that pram

and then you went to college

and oh wouldn't you see

you stayed at the doors but you could neverpee

because in the bathroom

your girlfriend was busy because tyler was there

getting really

drizzly

you could never say excuse me i got to go

because you wll get slapp

in the face

now you know

you spent all college

crying like a bitch

and because of that

you called your girlfriend oh which

and but she enchanted you

and made you see

that we have to be

the new

me

and now

you're sitt in here

hoping and crying

can you really wish

you would stop whining

still it's not that impressive compared to hungary

in on nine hundred seventy

and it's certainly not something that's going to

affect most people's lives

in a centralized way

and so

listen tor weab frost

all i gotta do is shake my pocket to get a battery you lift weight when i move weight

only five five right now with a five eleven

set out fuck up

you don't shake your pocket

i could swoop down and steal your girl you call her a batdy i could have her at any moment of my convenience

any moment of my convenience

you understand

you know what i'm thinking now

now theak in

if a girl hits me up

then it happens

it's courtesy

he her to bring her friend now

her by herself

you got it

understand you're dealing with

in a one

alpha maile

bring your friend

you know give me

why should i have one when i can have two

bring your friend

to me

you know what i mean

what if she don't like to share

what if the friend is ugly

hey no

is that what you think i meant

you know i hate

i've fok in hate

how

some

people

so i hate how girls

have such disproportionate levels

of attractiveness in their group

like

you don't all have to be on the same level

well i don't

a ten next to a one

is just deception

like can it be it should be like ten seven

hey

seven nine

six is the farthes you go down

nineten

that's not that should be a female group

and i pipe each and every one one by one

all hot girls like being friends with other hot girls nah na

now

because only one of em a has asked i never seen a friend grouper

to have asked

friend group six girls one has as always

always always always

i've never ever seen

you won't be foking crazy

imagine a friend group

where they all are thick

can you even imagine that

no you can't because it doesn't exist

come to brazil no brazil did come to me

i'm famous now i don't got to come to brazil

they got to come to me now

me and the homies could all get it we all got asses

w i'm not looking for your homies

i don't swey that way

come to l a i'll show you one

no send them here gaga what the fuck am i going to go to l a

i'm the prince

i'm the prince

i'm going to go to l a

the fight

i don't have to imagine i'm in puerto rico

shi

jescs i go to l a

ones in the chat if i should

once in a chat if i shouldt go to l a

i can literally just go to l a tomorrow i can t buy a ticket for tomorrow and just go

i can let you go tomorrow

it just cost a lot of money

i can let just go to l a tomorrow

no god i don't want your friends

should we do an infrared convention

on a video with you in it you should watch it now what is the

never gonna say i'm sorry

n n ney nw

n't come for halloween

no i'm going to austin for halloween

gon to texas mean zerker are going to texas for halloween

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

elay holling that sounds miserable

that sounds depressing

lay texas pipe

hey yeah i'mnna late texas you think i'm going to texas

for nothing

hell

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

so what you're really looking at

as someone who

is a dissident in any way

is the thing to avoid is sort of playing into their game where you're this scary person

and so whenever you try to scare them

whenever you express

mold bugs tng up

um

spitting game

hostility toward them

whenever you basically you know sort of express any kind of sort of aggression

you're basically behaving in a way that that buffalo would not behave

and you're certainly behaving also in a way that mounts a tongue would not advise you to

and so you know that that distinction for me you know is really

bas

bas

really important

no i don't think i get cancer

for saying interest

i think i get basically you know get cancelled for saying

things that

people who hate me can easily miss

and that's a but they hate you because why they hate you because

you are

they hate me because i sympathize with their enemy

and so you know the the the um you know they hate me for the exam

i said now i know why has liked her and got bad

what's the context

i'm never going to say i'm sorry it was even the context of that

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

um

awa said is inky looking beautiful i know ws like her

hey

i'm browsing tinder

well i need to get a tender honestly

should i get a tender chat

i need good photos though i don't have good photos

that's the issue

i don't have good photos

i literally do not have good photos

they don't like doggie style

any photo of you is good photo

do it

should i make it cinder right now

let me just make it cinder right now

do i need a phone number

tender dot com

i'm bandle

lgon with google

infrared

i'm making one right now

enter your mobile number

but i need a new number

how do i get a new number

how do i get a new number

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

can use an ap for a temporary one

on let me see

get a new prepaid sim card

meeting the masses where they are at

were i'm not trying to meet the masses i'm trying to fuck in

meat asses you know what i'm saying i'm not

do

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i'm not reaching the mess

i don't know why you

you can use google voice oh shit what is that google voice hold on

you can use google oys

google voice

for personal use

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oh wait

hi infra how do i get a

our phone

number

how do i get a phone number

in a number

oh

i should make it tender right now

hey guys

we're going to make a tinder right now

in the discord link the photos i should use

for it

i need photos

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

bring me down

yeah

now do this

have a smiling one

only use it to promote your twitch

but i'm not going to use that tiger mask

get the fuck out of here with

it was the tiger mass

a gender man

show me woman

passions

damn what are my passions

the one where i'm smiling and ok link it in the discord

dy what are my passions

can i show this ontreen

what are my passions

um

no

um okay that's not my ishue

just s think that i thought i leaked my fucking google voice

number

ashions

let's see

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baking movies

and movies

brow what am i in too

astrology

politics

comedy

netflix sh that's what i'm talking about

netlix i'm not vegan suta foko

working out that's facts ok that's good enough

let's continue

add sexual orientation

what do i have to add

all those are optional

hiss eye speaks for itself

puse

what what photos should i a

what photos should i add

i'm going to look in the discord and find me the best photos

find me good photos to use

i'm not going to use the bald one

is this guy is this a good photo

that i should use

is this good

should i use this

why not

why not

god them

what phontos should i use

what photo

witter

the twitter one ok i should use the twitter one

and the grab that

witter

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

i mt save this shit

and then

should i put

use one where you look genuinely happy and chill

which which one

choose

falk the long

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wn someone give me a good photo

oh shure

goga is this a good photo

is goda saying i should use this

this looks weird

this is what i should use

that what i should use

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

m see the man

no

whatever

i'm never goninga say i'm sorry

mm what have i told you guys

that that's not even my birthday

it's littly not it's littly not

litterly not

i always

lie about my birthday within three days

i'll tell you that

within three days

it's always within three days of my real life

i never lie i always lie

but i always make it within three days

and i don't know why

i'm paranoid

so the one this one

really goga

what is that

that one looks too

that one literally looks fucking

too harmless

you know

give me a good one

that one looks harmless

that one literally looks harmless

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i look like a falking cock in that one

g guys are literally trying to make me look like a little soyboy cot

him

bye

oh

this is not me

this is not what i am

this is not who i am

never take advice from women

because women don't even know what they want

they're just going to tell you to me y way to k you

it looks stupid

he looks stupid as hell

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

you' have swag in the cigar gif

is pick a different still

it wheres the cigar give

i like this one

this is what they want

yeah

this is what women want

yeah yeah that's what i'm talking about

that's what i'm talking about

that's what we need

that's what we need

see gaga will never tell me to use this one

because it's o p

because it's overpowered

she will never tell me to use that one

you look terrifying

you will scare them

bra

ll can

mm

dollar so finingre scamn

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my views are going down man what my doing this

bring my views up

stand up

you mean stand up

bye

is supposed to turn me on or something

what are you talking about

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

whre meeting a stranger and men are scary

so

but i'm famous

that's the thing

what a useless discord

show me the photos i should use

just give me something i can use you all fucking

what kind of funking community is this

you should be grateful to give me good fuckin

photos

i'm not gonna use that hold on

let me see if i have good photos

i'm never going to say i'm sorry

y only girls give me fuur

ands

guys don't owner

tod i

you know i got a perfect one

i got a perfect one

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

want to bring me

should i use this one

should i use this

it's like showing like people are actually making

aren't for me

that i make this

should i use this

i should use

i saild use this right

that's what you' are saying

how is it creepy

oh my god

thell're so picky

what is this

bring me that

i should use this

how i use that

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

to bring

let's pla some music

o anyone

can

keep loroking

we're on a mission

we're on a mission

okay what do i do

twenty twenty one

but a shirtless pig

ho do i take a per shirtless pick

oh way guys

you guys should take a shortless pick of me ons stream

well let me show what i'm going to do

create a new scene

seen

picture we're going to do it now

baby

one

you mean a sek

where the fuck is a video capture device

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le go

let's go

big discreet shot

but do this

we got it

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there we go

there we go

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a you mam i know

ll member you to

a i look stupid as hell

the photos you took are stupid

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it

yah that's what i'm talking about what about this

about this

we god

we need a cut

dude i'm natti this what you look like when you're nettie i'm sorry

this what i should do right i should put this one

no i don't

i don't got pictures at the beach nothing like that

look at this garbage shp

mmhm

lok at this i'm going to use this i'm using this shit i'm using it i'm using that

ar give me more good photos look through the irals look through look for something good we need good photos

what a lazy chat what a lazy chat i'm looking in the discord there's nothing there's literally nothing in the discord you don't

just get photos what will you say just get photos all are not even trying everyell

fuking lazy about this i need photos not logic

bout this about this the use this i'm a use that shit i'm a use that shit i'm a use that

i we got we're done with the photos i got four photos or it's the most i've ever had i've never had more than four that's plenty

thank

the

look like you're trying too hard

need more than four oh man

cry all suck i don't got four photos man let me look through my phone

soy

one for every one

we'd like to find out as much info about a guy visually

and now when they're famous

how abou this how about this

was going

the many ears

i'm taking a shit in this photo but it looks good right this photo looks good i'm shitting in it but it looks good righth yeah that shuld look good

yeah

that should look good

i don't got photos man and you guys find photos i give you so much content can't even give me photos and look how my hairline used to look used to look good

a shale was shit

now this is a shity hereline

and

no gaga i need photos i don't need your advice i need your photos

i mean my photos

to

tus

but i don't got friends and i'm never outside

am i got nothing

the the break out the door

you're looking at the s wi

i'm goinga put that put that on how do i move this

how do i like

i'm sorry

upload it guy

you guys have the shittiest photos

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you know i'm go do the bald one do the bald one okp i'm doing this one i'm doing this one i'm doing this not even kidding i'm doing it all right we're going to get five

i'm doing that one now i'm saying it we're going to continue hol up i got to make a bio right at it infu about how

this this is reviealing too much this is what i can about has me make sure i'm not about has

yes she yess she stumble but hom leave s down st sticking at me

what is the song playing

how about i say

wrinding my way to the top

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holdu this what i need to put this what i need to put

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what picture did you send dodaga oh shit ok let me get that one

i ma i use the

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i a say one hundred percent sigma that's what i'm going to put going to put this leaving it as say im at say this ok let's go thisstance not that far do thirty

interested in women

age preference

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am i allowed to show them dump truckm ok would not even give her a chance elm w shit i could use me some of that i could use some of that o k am i allowed to show this you can show are you sure

are you sure you can show don't show you can b i already got one like dan ok in real life i would ignore her she has a chance on tender not interest

the fuck is jerko was showing did he like it's not against us w i have to hide anything though have to hide anything have to

hide anything side name how do i can't hide their name how do i do that how do i need to hide how do i hide their name go to settings privacy setting strictly necessary permission

safety tips

need a

recheck the image

brah

this is like i only got one like so far man

the fok has gone on

oh

right

seems to fay

and no no ine

language down

deo one

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i only got one like so far i haven't matched with anyone the fuck is this man

oh my god this is literally taking so farcking long

thky tom

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prom of the leadership man

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if i had

your work i would de just to see

am i allowed to show these or not

i am

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am i allowed on shoulders

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if she's showing as go that's what i'm scared of ue era got banned for that shit you know

dam brath this is i'm sorry but like

i am not impressed by what i am seeing on tender

put a black bar over it on o b s

you

i still don't know

i still don't know dude

thank

tkay

play along to the

if i had

you were i would give you just to see

swipe right on everyone for content

but i only have only one person like me so far goes on to say

who got there

hand the baloce

brah there's no i'm not i don't like what i'm seeing

position

trust me you don't want to see this

ffen sad you're not

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she be waiting

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oh okay what is

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oh my god there's no matches

so what is this supposed to be

i'm about to delete this ship man i'm about to delete it

i'm just about to delete it

i'm just about to delete this shit

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tatamuline

oh fingers ah

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oh

dan i am not deleting this shit ok

god damn

there j

and cam town

it's midnight that's when all the freaks are off

yeah

i do know it when was tm when i came

and i don't like like i need i need this girl to like me for real i need her to like me if she don't like me i'm quitting this i'm quitting this bucking app i she don't like

damn man if she don't like me i'm quitting of shn i guess what i hate about tinders like can't even spit game on nobody you know what i mean i im pro fan that's it like in real life i spait game i got a silver tongue what i mean i'

be motivated why this app sucks down is this nothing going on with' this w ok she looks freek ok ok all right we goe we're not going down nw nn what that

dow them

those first photos get you you know

those first photos get you

some of that nn thank and nobody swipe me back nobody swipe me back

ah

we i don't know can i show this i got to ask erk himself he on line he's not on line i got to ask him himself i got to ask a streamer i eve a streamer to confirm i don't sounch chad

how many variants of this song are there

o not looking for anything serious sh

ok i'm so picky yeah jange the man known wh she's cute but i don't know her body looks like i'll swipe right and then go

i'm out of likes i'm out of likes i literally ran out of what am i supposed to do now what am i supposed to do now sh

gota pay should i fuck in get tender gol literally only one person has liked me only one person has like

i go go on your stairs you don't have not me a ba do just don't ma shin i don make you so

than

i need tender gold right

i got to pay money czircle recommended the pay ers ro but i haven't even gotten one like

i mean i' only got one ight so far all i got is one li so far how long has it been it's literally been fucking ten years and i only got one li

no i'm not warning i'm not it's an egle thing all right here's what i'm going do you showed a last stream all right here's what i'm going to do

the meal

i can't even use pay pal i can't i can't fucking even buy it because i don't it doesn't let me use pay pal

so i can't even buy tinder gold

i just got to wait for people a maance with me

jows your profile ok i'll show you the profile

its the proper

s you the day

o no

okay

what's the issue man what is the issue

you suck itt tender

bra man

i switch the order this is the new order

do sal

co

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b what the no i look good in the ball bg i look good in this

the look good in i'm not taking out the doggi shit man it's the truth that's what i need a we good good i still only got one life man

rougu this a fuk shit man i still only got one like with the fok is rou which is easier than this shit not going to explain the ball thing if she's fucking stupid that's not my fault

hell man i can't pay for shit because

it doesn't let you use pay pal let me try again

continue

yeah you can't use pad you got use the credit card

oh that shif mam

less you want to give me your card

well fortit

sit is were

sh is lame man i got one like so far the hell this is literally why don't use tinder because on tinder a five outa ten becomes an eight a three outa ten becomes a seven a two outa ten becomes a nine what i mean

thank you jo was onppreciate youpciate you ja was on show w the one like is i can't g have to pay you lially have to pay real money not chat

enough for the bio yes i am b i'm more than enough one auto like you're tell me i don't got one like how could nobody like this

i'm not i can't say because i don't have a foking credit card literally look at only one lie only one li this is cia interference

i don't want to do facebook dating i don't want to make a facebook look at the cia interference man it wouldn't be happening if you put me on stream goggo what will you being on stream change nothing i'm not using bumble ok

brah what the funty

so many

that's what i think too i should use ryo in bra i'm going to give goga chance

to explain what to do mind

you have literally two seconds

to explain

you have two seconds

you literally have two seconds

this qrisprey hasn't been an hour just give it some time

no wonder no one brush shut the fuck up

i'm impatient

why should i have to wait this long

i'm the falcon prince i'm the sultan

it should be like that

like that

like that

most people are asleep right now

they should wake up for me

i'm not using hinge

i'm not using nms

gog

well

for

so

that

okay

al right

i'm going to

what

all right

um okay so first off um people on tendered they don't really use their brain you know we're just kind of like swiping so you should definitely explain the bad picture cause if i do'm splain it shitd

i'm feling

know what you look like i like i need to because i would think if i was on tender

i was swiping through your profile that you were just hiding the fact that you wer bold right now and that's why you put it last

so i should put it first

i mean yeah if you want to attract like girls

like w are into that i guess but you're not bald so it's kind of false advertising so just make like a funny joke like oh i'm balding at like twenty five and i'll remove

no don't remove it just maane i still have one light i justmove

no because you're a funny guy so just put it in and explain it

no i just removed it

because women don't like comedy that's fine

and now i'm sure they do

but like they're not very smart so you have to explain stuff to us

no i removed it i'm not explaining shit

a

then you need another picture

i'm not i'm not doing another picture

i still only have one like it didn't even change anything

ok so go find a picture where you're with like some friends so that's how we know you're not likeller and you're not i dot have yet but photos photo shop once

photoshop wn what does it show it's ok to lie it o shah i make n something

you should never be yourself when you're dating always lie

and this

pretend like you're something you're not a chat should make me wond they're too lazy

y

well chat would have to have friends to photoshop a picture ofview with friends

not really a reasonable

what do you mean i'm giving you a lot of advice

you tot need to remove the ball picture or even make a deference

i told you to explain and explain it

it's funny like it would not exactly p in a little bit of like self deprecating like know self deprecation like that i am the sold they one alpha male soult on top one percent of males

most famous

fastest growing stream on which

excuse me i'm going to solve that like

yeah well like a little bit of self awareness know like kind of

they should be aware

they should be aware of

who they are in the midst of

a guy who is bowling at twenty four

so

so just explain it

no

okay then don't explain it um but now you still look like

oky here's the thing if you don't have any pictures with friends but you also have less than like the maximum amount of pictures we're just going to know that

oh he's a weird with no friends and he's pretend he's trying to do the weird cope where he's pretends like the only reason why he doesn't have pictures with friends is because he only has four pictures

yeah

you just like photoshop one

do you have cousins

do you have a picture with your cousin

no

my sposhi was

do you have a mum

this is lily why i'm cheating on every girl i meet

this is a literalm s my god this is literally why i say the things i do

excuse me i have friends i'm famous

do you have any pictures of you holding a dog or

no

do you have a dog or a cat or like a cousin has a dog that you can tend to your dog

do you have any pictures with something cute

in cuddlely

no

do you have any pictures of you doing something fun like at like a concert orme

ur

do you have

friends to take pictures of you

i'm doing well

having a life

i'm literally screaming every day

with life

what do you want to like

be yourself and be authentic or do you want to have five minutes

by knowing how famous i am

that should be enough

but like why would that be enough like what would that do for us

practically

one light

i get more lights on twich

yeahcause people can see your personality on twitch and right now you're not really showing like your personality

it just kinda looks like you're plugging for content and then als so being kind of like really sexual right off the bat

you know

i'm so disgusted with sociunity

can you please pay the money i just want to know who like you

she believes want to pay your soulmates your soulmate she loves you for who you are

security profile never

so what

if looking for dog i'm not paying just for one light

them

the scringe is f

but how good would it be

to just be able to bust you know just for once and an actual person

not

and se doesn't live up to my standards

i'd rather just fuck and beat my meat with the

i'm sorry

then why are you on tinder there's no like ten out of tens on tinder except to like plug their instagram

oh my god so what am i supposed to do

delete this

why don't you just take my advice

why are you so resistant

because i have too much pride to take your advice

but like why do you have pride like

excuse what me what what

what dignity is like

are you trying to preserve

you know

your shirtless on a twitch stream

the fact that i'm a famous

which streamer

the most funny the most entertaining

the most

alpha male the most sigma male

the most

the best looking the most fucking greatest

the most

everything

mal

but

for all your greatness you know there's like

the irony that you're still kind of cocked to your own sex drive know you still have to like

valid i said like hens doggi i don't want to b s

he in belez

thata the state of menu

they can think so hugh and mighty of themselves but at the end of the day they are just looking for one

five out of ten girl on tinder to give them a like

and then they're just kind of treat her like shit

there's literally so many one out of tens on tinder

not one of them like

the city the audacity

the audacity and i'm famous

o dacity

the thing is

only one light

i've never seen such a cat if i go out and fucking public right now and lower my standards i can bring home five bitches

ok here's a thing a lot of

i don't want to be mean a lot of more like

homely like here's a thing like when you're a woman you're very much aware of like

how attractive you are and like how much you fit society's standards and that kind of thing

so like if a girl is like you say like a one out of ten she probably knows it

and

then like if she sees that you're just trying to like hit and you think really highly of yourself she's probably going to be like oh this guy's going to treat me like shit

so you know

so that's probably why they're not liking you

we

they don't really necessarily have to be like they think

they're better than you

rh

sohy should delete this tender

i've got two blites now

sho par

can i see them i sall see've got two s

there we show urrius i got another life

but i didn't get matches i got no matches

well

maybe it's from someone you overlooked in the beginning but you guys would be a good match

or something you haven't found yet

fe'e like swiping

mm

yea i'll pay for

i

you pay for it

how much is it

is a dirty box

yeat no it's twenty two dollars

twenty two do i got to give them no if i give the my card they're going to band me because they're going to know

but who i am

tides your i'm

pretty cocked to you but i'm not cocked enough to give you my card so was going to give me their card

yeah i give one get one of your just getting other give you ok wink wink joke

yea

damn i don't have a card man so what

you have like biitcquin can you pay bit coin

no you can only pay with a card

what is tinder platinum

i'll just get platinum what's that

one month twenty six ninety nine ok it's only i don't know i've never i've never paid for tender

o

tinder plitterly every time i

like and the god go you know you're ok you're not a guy so you why would you ever pay

i don't know

i'm always okay i've had this like really bad

idea where i make a tinder and then just as like a social experiment i swipe right on every guy

those swipes right on me like they pay for gold or whatever

and then i just want to see what they would say like i want to see what they wouldd open with

you know

but then like i'm kind of scared like i'm a little like i don't know it's like literally hundreds of guys

i still only got two likes what the fuck is this

what is it she

real farcking joke

brass

fok this ad

who likes

alright well i mean it does just kind of look like you're plugging your twitch you know and like five five minute dogy simple ad like got no time for b s i'm famous

that's not really like a

it a good experience for most like women though

um

um

how to put like

tactfully

it usually takes like a little more till i get there

you know

but i need five minutes and i'll beond my way

be about my business be about my day

no you're definitely the k i have a feeling like the first girl you sleep with off tender you're going to like fall in love with her

and then you're going to be all heartbroken on a dream again

not as far as any sad he

ask

destiny for advice

dude that you're good esthany doesn't know sh what the fuck kind of fucking

advoices that as destin o now you're changing the subject so you don't have to actspond to my

what point

i'm just you're sensitive guy like really you're lame you know not sensitive eah you are you are you're not like a hook up guy yes i am you need you need like a wife you know

no

and you're not going to find her on tender which is why you should get like

don't know a bumble or something

i got two legs total

are you going to show them to us or not what's going on

i can't see them because i need a card

how many times a' i goinga tell you this

oh my god literally use your parents or something chat is waiting

where is my pearen's card

how do you pay for your law school

not with my pearent's card

oh for real

it's

tender barely shoes you if you don't pay

that show you ik bob is a scary person

a myself

to that level like they should just see me

click this so i'm going to cheat on the next girl

i am going to cheat this is why this shit is literally whde

no you have you have at least

lovely see the boll should i go through

and they like you for who you are and they're willing to do five minutes of doggy so i'm saying you should do it

but they're probably nine hundred pounds

what do i mean

a srine of youar like inner int

security coming out like it's kind of self hating don't you think like the two women that actually believe in you and actually like your authentic do she self ha to be around because there would be more like what's going on with as it's got the're literally the bottom of the barrel most desperate people

so you're saying that you're

profile is for b io you think people are individuals

literally if

one fine woman likes you

fifty thousand du

its never just one or two unique people

you know what ok pect like no no cap i have a feeling the minte you do get a girlfriend like all these twitch e girls you've been hitting on are like going to

they hte you up you know don't me that's always how it is they already are

they are

lek don't leaks my prospective

but

yeah that's kind of how it is

wm and be kind of

i mean i love women obviously but

there is kind of a social attractiveness

who likes

they could be what if they were like really pretty

and cool

you'll never know unless you caught up literally diverty simple

theay shad literally

have not made they should give me their credit card so i can see who they are

i'm not giving you thirty dollars beause i know that's what you're angling for

that's literally like

the equivalent of two hours of i don't w forirst me dollars i just need a

yes

tinder for not letting me use fucking paper

a fok on of app is this

do you have a debit card

oh you can get a temporary like debit card i think right

and nws ah

nw

like a prepaid debit card like a visa gift card use payal as a card

are you using paypal cash card

hit the card

wegin

yeah you know like when you have those relatives that you don't really know super well and they give you a christmas present it's like a prepaid visa gift card be caause they don't know you

whe's your business card

well they're going to they have to send it

dude what the funck is going on with the trash in your room

there's like these two boxes by the door and it's like almost ormental like metric

ohway activate your card

ballled through

i can choose one

ok i have to wait till i get it i have to wait till i get the card

oh yeah you have to get the card but that's okay they'll be waiting for you you know

di diard like charge me

m

i don't always cancel it

paying get have you ever paid for tender before

no

no

what triggered your interest in getting a tender thill in life

you know

m conton

also

and a pipe

the minimal amount of

tmpossible

oh

what's so special about dogging though

what do you mean

i don't have to look at them

or give them any of my attention or investment or energy

nll

guys stop actually sending me shit you guys are fucked up

i literally ban you

but

oh my god

are people actually sending their card

yeah

okay can you i know you won't do this but i have to ask can you please set it to like men and women be caause i just want to i want to know thank you how much things

don't you want to know how things could be

like our other side

sue

god damn man

and it'll be good content

oh my god these people are actually putting in their cards

or maybe they're just random numbers

i have to wait ten days for this card to come in the mail

wait stream it here stream it in the showq

i could and then don't you don't turn on twitch on i could go try to get my card

from my car

and then send money from pay pal to the card

and but this only for what two matches

yeah

but that's two more than you have

that's an infinity percent increase from zero to two

why is it in your car

they'll left my wallet there okay here's what i'm going to do

here's what i'm gonna do bra mod's band everyone you guys are gonna start getting banded i'm not even lying

guys a're starting to get b

hey here's what i want to do

oh my god

we have to keep chad entertained

oh fok oh no

how

systum

okay chat

let's chat

i'll just ill guess i'll just be a conversation

don't talk to them

don't know talk to them but don't read read the

like don't read the comments

just talk down to them and just um

tell them

ah

what you're putting on a shirt

whati

oh so you know it's indecent to stream shortlists

because you wouldn't go on it outside

so you know it's indecent oh so you know it's

no no no i'm i'm very ok jill i'm going to be and walkk i guys talk down wre you guys coming likem

twenty three friens own by har not even like slaves i'm just a anny it's my sine and the cancer making mod i do not have ok

oh sorry not okay commuted i don't

jo oh i guess i'm not all right do i scream i do not keep pushing both genders i mean i guess there's two genders drop some red you guys are not ready for

be h garyan be oh hungaran now that i'mre how shitty is my hungarian can you please tell me

now chuck out what best you like to do

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isn't so bad

oh my goy

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but i think if i actually it would come back to me because every time i go o there no i'm not thank you appreciate it

this is not a hard stdate this is me helping

get me late

i

get late

who is not me

and the music is loud because he does

how did i become

days

um

honestly it is probably just during kovid do i have a croest on

i do not

it your origin

shut up

what i'm answering

ok let's see

why did you meet

i didn't kne you

i think i got

one told me ho

ya

then

the

a transfer

oh not all of it

oh my god

he specifically told me not to answer a qution

i don't know i

send money

um

sent to a banker

rein

you

come up

i will not

i just got back

my

all our

say

person

does size matter like

si

what do i work as i work at

yeahy

can

turn

say and intern

though

i'm on like a special assignment

room

i actually believe that' said in my in lie

you actually believe that

in

oh is that what you

we are

i have this theory that you like want to ban me but

sounds like

keep your

friends close but enemies closer kind of thing

yeah

yeah oky

i mean irish

i'm hold on

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

i don't think you are allowed

was that

well that's a whole

like if i

joke about being a glowy

you guys will think oh a glowy

no i actually do beeve you a

i really do think you are on my middle

really

yeah

why

you literally know my

why would i be a gloy

i don't know

you're paranoid

we choose a way to play

oh oh okay

guys don't make

about like

i eleven

i

think that's

tow edge

oh my god

what

estimate a transfer thirty two minutes

be

stop asking

ony three

it's on the way

right now i can

still may have tolight

my vi just

my skin carry on on

check out

goling to the had

twenty three is such a rough age yes

teror

because it's like i feel like

i

a stupid college kid

will expect

don't

how wy god just loves hearing the sound of her own voice

m

oh

are you getting jealous

the

pp to me and not you

dot

no i'm not you

the

literally look at my how my views plumb

we started talking

thanks for you o

we can get started

oh my god who is this

she's kind of fin she's actually fine

oh see

she's fine ok oh i

the girl that likes me she's not bad

the i told you

she not bad ok w we going to match

maagine

but the other grow is not goinga match

the other girls not mat

i got one match

ooh i got multiple matches now hold on i literally have three matches

who who's is she's kind of bad

what the fo bre brow ok we good now bra

o we're going to mat

right

this

whos this

this is not happening not going to match with that

this girl is

shes

listen

she's a little bit now that's not going to happen we're not matching

well all right

let's see

roight i'm on a whole new playinglo field i just got tender premium

and it's like damn ok shit is happening now

don't i mean

hold on i got on matge

from the other world

what

you show me

no how can i show you

mm

scream it in the showcube but don't put it on

we're standed in the en

and indeed

no no

om

but i only have one match right now what's going on

who's this

do you have more of you

under

but i have one match that other girl unmatch me

can't believe this

get super boosed now up to a hundred more views

nll ya i'm super i have to pay for it fucko man

what do you expect me to say

you expect me to call myself ugly o

but i have zero matches now

what happened

i mean i have onon match

but i have zero lks right now

the hell happened that's ok that's pretty good and know i still got the match

but oh you should mes

right message

she not that fine though

that's ok just wait

that

i believe

h okay i was just wondering like how could i only have one life

but those women are picky

now i don't want that

i don't want that

there's much you can do

okay she's okay

i want this

hei me

cause i'm not good looking well

be honest

m

thank you

well i dont need to be

look

beaus i'm a

okay oh shit okay

so it's like dogg

yes oh god

i gota match with her holdly

why

actually someone messaged me a pretty big streamer who streamed tender the other day you can show it

i can show it

are you sure i can show it

you like those

you know these girls have tons of bodies right

yeah

that doesn't matter

in the

it was a big shreamer don't trust that yeah

to i'm saying

zurko used to do this shit but he got baned for there

my phone is about

they thinky yeah

th

then why don't want to

don't tell me you actually like

caaring about

wll you give a s

because i'm nosy

why do you think i would was the yuy

have

can't stay out of other people's business

you want exclusive chatter rights

me

yeah

yeah

yeah exactly

i want special treatment why do you think i want to be on screen for like an hour

everyone does

but who actually gets to go on

i'm sweeping right on girls that i would ignore in real life what is this sy

hecuss you'r down bad dude

youre know because i'm like i understand the dynamics i know like i got to be

you know

i got to be desperate and shit and you know because no one swipes right on this fucking

my mk

sorry

sorry

i'm pow hungry

i'm hungry for something

stop reading tho falking chats

chah chat is not meant to be spoken to

they're not meant to be conversed with only spoken down to

but you talk to me and chat

when you're annoying

s to be correct what

i'm not annoying

how am i not how am i knowing

am i annoying when i argue with youu

pointless bullshit you're obviously kidding about

how's that annoying

oh can you explain like the whole thing to me because i dono think i have like a phone to

ok jag out the volvo is a whole ok get over

but how like

it's jusus has lips

but the lips are very short

doesn't matter it's still a holle

how but like what would you consider like

because it's concave

the concave hole

as a whole

would you consider a bowl a hole

yes

no those are sob woles

subhole

scugls will not message first

wo shit this girls five nine if that makes a difference

i give you shit if you girls wo girls who actually don't message first don't need to say i don't message first

she messaged f us

yeah

bruss me i know

also if a girl says not looking for hookup

she's probably listening for her

yeah

oh my god what is this

my voice cracking

he

your research and vagina are subholes

yes i don't do so no no no no see ok here's here's the here's the problem right so like

i don't wanna be too graphic but like

when you

like

p

like you can obviously tell it's like

not the same hole you know you know what i'm yah but it' is a sub hole

but it dont

but

ok the're in the cltaurus

the your rethro

and

the vaginal orifice

the rees

parts of the

e

so what's the clitter

it's on top of the

really

yes

ok

its in front its north of the urethra

so is the clitteris in a whle

is the clitter as a whole

in a hole

no because it's in the

bldar

but it's

in a hood

so it's in a hole so there's four holes

is there a hole

a hood

ya that's a hood that's not a hood

it qualifies if the volva qualifies a if the labia qualify as a whole then the hood definitely counts

as a second smaller upper hole

no

no

no

ho

because it's different

that one is like

you have to gogga you literally

men have penis and balls and women have the

vajina excuse me it's really you bol but that's what i mean by vagina is that whole vaginal complex

and it's also referred to as a whole

why are you so sensitive about this

because it is literally facts

and i don't have any lights anymore i mean i have one match still

but the other girl unmatched me

and now i haved nothing

who one matched you

i have one match

one

unmatched me and i have zero lkes right now

this is why i'm going to start cheating

this is louis we i wonder ok i wonder everything roman like you think

do you think they were boughts maybe like tinder has bought

paying for premiums

are you sure

yes

they have like

trust me no

their biles are too specific

what

but isn't tinder like super like

um

like artificially set up to be bad for men

to just kind of get you into paying for premium

i don't know

you know

that's what i heard

right

even the girls that match with you stared watching streaen

we i don't know

mmhmm

they probably din't even look it up

they didn't even because they didn't believe it they're like

oh i'm not going to look it up he's probably not famous

oh really

really

really

that's up in the doa that's why i'm going to cheat on the next rolm with

your most

famous for your wild mal video so like

and not

like i guess youy're still pretty popular in twitch but like not as much on twitch so like

if you really want to just like

cloudhound for pussy then may be mentioned the wildmoul video

like if you're just gonn to be shameless you know just go for it

because some girls really are that thirsty for clout

i'm going to update my description this is ridiculous

looking for five minute doggy simple as i got no time for b s i'm famous

take out take out the doggye line like that's really off putting you know like that's very off putting

you can't come for five minutes and doggie

i'm in a five minute doggie

will

one hundred percent

cheat on you

you do not deserve me i am a prince

soldan

i am a prince

the fact that i am

even giving you

you a chance makes you extremely lucky

save

there we go they gott to know what's up

do you actually fuck and think yes i did save you

by

youj

bra this is literally i did save it look

looking for five minutes on the simple as they got no time for b s i'm famous

weill one hundred literally you know your if i saw your profile i would be like oh that guy's hot and then read your biouse they always read bios i' be like oh he's literally going to like

kill me and storre me in his basement how

well we'll one hundred percent shet on you

you does not not deserve me i am a prince

the fact that i'm giving you a chance makes you extremely lucky

you just sound arranged

that's facts

that's facts

it's literally true

they got a little resu

you literally just sound like

you're having like a bipolar maanic episode or something like cona when he like talks about

my

being

the greatest artist ever live in stuff makes you very luk

ok i'm going to

but wait till they click the twitch stcreen

then what

exactly what're they gonna say

see gaggle you act like i'm not famous

and i oh shit

tender is not

yeah

did you get reported already

no

when did you get oh you just saw someone hot

you're going to look back at these days

and then you're going to crane you're going to be like wow i can't believe i can't believe there was a time when i couldn't even

get one big booty bitch

just by

demanding attention on tinder

that is

but it's not my fault

it's because they're not even clicking the twitch stream so

it's i need to be more famous they don't like to instantly recognize me

so that's the issue they didn't thing out tell the truth

right

mh

oh i need more instagram followers you know

that's what we're doing

i'll follow you follow me back oh wit no i can't follow you back because i have to fuck in

diabled my account

yeah

of light

you know

i only follow one person and it's conny

but

you like relates toconomes you find conomy like very down to earth and like

perspective

in fightful

w all these girls are

damn what is this

a woman presumably

is it truth that guys often tender like there's a lot of like hookers in t

ah

right that t

what i heard

yah

i'm not even getting any fuck and lins what is this

i'm not even getting life

i got a super booz

is like urling coss

forty four ninety nine to super boost for three hours

this is like

such a predatory business model like they clearly are just capitalizing on like late night thirsty men

you know

what are you going to do it are you going to super booz no

no i already got the premium that boots me

uh huh

yeah why should i get

what the hell is it hellen

what

ah fucks nasty you're just you're just teasing me and chat by

giving all these i need to know for sure that it's allowed i don't i need i need to the chat chatter chatters want to see it

the people we ask let me ask circus this

it's a ninety percent male chat and i've been told men are very visual creatures

and i'm just very nosy

so i want to see

the let me ask

just ask

see if i if i show it i can't jordge

no

like i'm judging right now because you guys can't see

to find gaga a b f yes

if you hate me and you want me off the discord find me a very cute partner

and i promise you i will not be undiscored for hours anymore oh sh

chicago would have seventy likes and matches no literally if you're a woman on tinder you just make it and within ten minutes you'll have i got chose you

it shows you in the far right corner like five hundred plus or something and it's just like you'll get that immediately

who is this

this is the type of likes i get man

what is that what's up

kind of sound over weight not sure

no

thank you hos for defending my honor

goms with gkidting she's seven hundred bounds

shut up

so fuli ofshit

i'm never ever gona answory

ya

ah man these girls picky as hell

so ya

i'm getting liked by the botm even you look even the bottom of the barrel lok

you come across like a stereal killer and not a

how

because you just sound like a bagalomania

rse is charming on twitch but like

you know

hey i will one hundred percent cheat on you

will one hundred percent i'm going to change

this was a little extra i'll give you that

i

look one hundred percent cheat on you

the one hundred percent cheat on you

not

deserve me

um

yes i am famous

yeah i just say that you do not deserve me

simple as that right

that's wy that's a good one right

but like was'sn' in it for her

she gets to she getn she gets to be with a famous

which dream but like what like what is that going to do for like her like cause like

that doesn't like unless you maybe like you can

i find i'll compromise we're going to go seven minutes ok

seven minutes dog

there we go

right seven minutes

yeah we'll we'll do we'll compromise seven minutes n it has to be at least fifteen

at least for fifteen minute doggy simple air ok now we're getting somewhere now we're getting somewhere

fifteen minutes looking for fifteen minute doggy simple

looking for fifh albm you're going to like

it really hard you know

i'm dow'n on a what

tell them that you're go

you know

it's a good doggy rate it's noo

it'sll and hat this why i don't ever listen to girls

so will one hundred percent cheat on you

im

one hundred percent cheat onvu

um give trash on you

all right

are you just like really low effort with it like you're on you phone

will one hundred percent cheat on you there was little hip little hip movement

no im

you what i'm talking about n don't pretend like you don't know

no i do know because you know

no gaga because like why should i have to tell them anything

they should just find out for themselves

i'm not going to fucking talk about

i do

but you are literally talking about what you do yeah and i gave him an info

they want to know if it's good or bad they got it tn

god damn man

all right

you have to listen to me

you to get likes

what is i just same little dicks i was not shaming little dick i was actually not talking about size i was talking about how far like and that what matters andll these are all the girls i've like are

should i start and i'm wking thro strictly scientific point of view

should i should i son like people ser

um

okay i'm going to tell you what i do i don't know about other girls but for me when i was on tinder i'm not on i haven't been on tinder in like two years but when i was on it

i was

like only swiping for my super likes

i wouldn't even look at the guys

i would just swipe left left left until i got a super like

super everybody

you know you have to pay you have to pay

no i think i have the premium so i don't got to pay

i'mna hold on this girl

and then i would get like ten super likes a day and then i would just pick from the super likes like who is the best

as for me the most attractive trait in a man is someone who likes me a lot so he i like her he me

yeah yeah he has go taste all right i'm a super like

everyone

here she's again super light

that costs money

no i can just do it

also the other thing is i know guys swipe write on everybody so i don't even know if

like i match with someone if he actually likes me but like if a guy super likes me i know he actually likes me

right i ca trust me

i can super like

on everyone because i have the premium

oh you can

way guys can do that

yeah

no i have a dom i got the premium anything

mmhmm

wait soa doesn't actually mean anything if you get super linked

e so far

there

an going to see saying yeah i'm super like

everybody

but then

bra okay see this is like

this is the problem with men on tinder is you cheapen the value

match

and now you're keep iting the value of a super like because the minute these girls match with me

i'm literally not

but i a this point it's an ego thing when these girls match with me i like like you

first of all when these girls match with me iill be like you know what you

you are not even worthy

you're not even worthy

bermeto pipe

who fuck are you

right i'm going to just un the

the

not

s

it's so aggressive no because i'm saying that like

the reason why tender is so bad right is be caause girls are too picky but girls are too picky because a lot of super likes

yeh see i told you you run out the only

not unlimited

i can

lied to me

oh my god

viking

it's a grey area oh unauthorized sharing of

yeah that's a grey area

also like just for me personally i would

feel kind of uncomfortable if a guy is like which only my favor

like hun hundreds of people too you know like it's not like you're streaming to twelve people you're streaming

and

hang out

oh can i hate it

you know i i um

i

thee already you're feeling kind of badight is' you you're not a hook up kind of

gues i am like n i pay for this shit and i still only have one like and i gave him fifty minutescored i upgraded doggie from five minutes to fifteen minutes were i g for

fifteen

absolutely nothing no one

row what is this ap

like

when i that when i came back

here's what's weird is o shit

as soon as i came back from the fucking

getting my shit

i got like instantly five me five likes right

and then now i have none

i don't know what's going on that's why that's why i feel like i don't think it's bots but i think the algorithm like artificially boosts you a little bit every time you pay so they're giving you like little crumbs to keep you ya

just think about it if you actually felt like imagine if you actually matched with someone hot right now then you would just wlog offs stream right and then let go

like hang out

and then you wouldn't pay them any more money

so they have to keep you like

on the app

and like i i mean i ca change my location i can go anywhere in the world should i go out of lially conditioning you like wit should i go to he dog should i go to l a

i can't go anywhere in the world

i'm gona to l a fuck this place

hell yeah

let me go to l a

location

but what's a better place in l a

what would you do in el

really far away should i go to austin

i would ask

ast

no go to lebanon

no i a't going to leveanon

san diego that's a good place san diego

san diego

a california

let's go no no you can't put california

you talk too much sit about california you don't deserve us

give me shit

no then quit it

no

this is so disrespectful

h these all these girls in llye are fucking

thurstay

out

don't give up

it you know i'm

actue

that's kind of true actually

i don't know if you i don't know if you'd want that kind of girl

yeah i do

you do

you want like a markovellion

cloud chasing girl who's going to be like oh it's going to tell the like miles and miles away so should i hide my location

i do that

ah

i think you can

no you can i

i just don't know

i just swep the bright

i made storry s wipe left automatically if they were

far away from me because that just seems pointless and stupid i feel like that's just like window shopping

if you're far away

where i got no light

they ty they try

trick you into pain

so do you really only last five minutes

no word

if i puped right now i would

that's so bad

but i could probably do like three rounds you know

the i would have to pipe

so here's how i am now right because it's been so long

i could probably tite

very quick

and then give me like ten minutes and then i co ply for longer and then

immediate

some more time to recover and then i could play brown three

how much time do you need

probably like thirty minutes

so you really think that in your time you're not going to be cuddling with her and like getting attached in shit

what are you going to do

are going to lok yourself in the bathroom for thirty minutes

no i will just be falking

it was a stream on twitch

no i mean like i probably just do forourplay

but that's how you get attached

see i'm tod it's not

for me i would literally

no i would just play with her

you don't get attached from playing with people

really

's cab i've got to lie

is this

and i got no body

she

she kind of fine but she lives in

she's too far aay

you said it to cally who is this

but i would fly this girl out

who is that

right

wm in california reacting if they're not

if you're not going to show them because right now you're just teasing chat

and this girl fk chat wants to see them

on all

are you going to hang out with jackson inkle if you go to ell a

yeah

he's an oc right

orange county

yes

yeaw orange county isn't really like l a l it's like

um it's like a little suburban conservative pocket of l a which actually makes a lot of sense

so

i don't know

's not really like an l a boy

why is no one on tinder in l a

know there's a lot of them

people in tinder in l a

they're probably just sping left on you because you're far away

mm see

but i'm famous

that mean nothing

uit i don't know doesn't mean anything to me

ca

what

cap if ninza hit you up

butuck no doesn't he doesn't his fans are like twelve

ity don't matter

he's literally a babysitter

tk no

i'm literally just so mad right now that i'm

dude i literally have

a guy in l came up to me and he started hitting on me and do you know what you said he like

within two minutes of hitting me youre like by the way

i have six hundred thousand instagram followers

i'm going to delete my fucking tender right now i'm so yead golet it i'm so disgusted with how

i've been on here for hours and i only have one fucking match

and you've been on fori thirty minutes

no i bet it's been hours

hours in like two hours

yeah

well

i guess you can just write this off as a nell

no

right it's not fair because it's not like it's not an l because i

am

where did she come from

but i will buy a super

h

you are so thirsty

yeah i am

when was the last time you went this long with that

cuddling with someone

m

years ag years at a time

really

to

h really quiet you know

oh it's not it's not allogiys because it's not like i spk game and faild it's that ah

is it an l no it's not l don't ones in the chat if it's an l

all the finest women are now swiping

in this girl lives she oka this one this girl

liked me now

this is

she's

i literally ust because i was randomly swiping right and she lives in cali i'm on matching

oh my god that's me don't un match me

s grew fine is it what

kidding

she lives in my area too

i'm super likeing this

super life

butoh you were out of super lakes

want you out

i bought more literally for one girl

oh that's romantic

at your wedding you're gonna be like how'd you guys meet it's like yeah

got an extra super like onm her

wa was thirsty on tender

what the hell is this

how much money have you given them already

this is like literally like a going a broke speed run

give mch

forty dollars

how many twitch subs is that

pse give me so happly i'm kidding i'm kidding kidding you're not

how much are they there like you get their five dollars and then you get like two fifty

so

um

how many subs of that can someone do the math i don't feel like doing it

you've wasted sixteen subs

from hardworking chatters

wow

oh my god i have been trying chat i have been try

i i'm

it's kind of addictive

that's on purpose right

they're just trying to

it's like no you know what this fokon app does

it's a race and lower your standard

it's little yeah it is it is and it's abvily like i'm slowly lowering my standards

each swipe i'm like ok she's not that bad

right and you have to remember it's all artificial because it's like eighty percent male and it's deliberately set up in such a way to like disadvantage men and to like just get them to pay for it

like it's not really set up to get you liate

no

that's fair

i met my last boyfriend on tinder

right

it' like i guess people are this is why i'm cheating on my next girl

girls are on tender swiping right on the fuck and nice sky

in real life they ignore the nice gkuy right but on tender

girls go for the nice guy

yeah that's kind of strang cause

yeah that's true a little bit

that' such

that's literally why i'm cheating on my next grol

okay

is it's so disgusted

would you be more upset okay imagine if you had a girlfriend would you be more upset if she

the fell in love with someone else but didn't have sex with them or she had sex with someone but it was just like completely meaningless like jt

fn' no goody's fallen in love with no one

there's literally no one

which would which would hurt you more like hypothetically

if se guage because i would not believe

that a girl would fall for another guy

you like

who is this other guy

i'm literally the most unique guy in the world

like no one compares

go so you wouldn't you wouldn't even be like threatened right

as long as they don't hit it

mayb i'll still break up with her there go be with him

but not can

you wouldn't care

nn

yeah there was like an interesting like study done on that and it's like women

would be more upset over like the emotional cheating and then would be more upset over the physical cheating

yeah

yeah i would be more upset over the emotional like if my boyfriend like

i don't know

i made a mistake i guess and was just

i'm notmdical available to anyone

you're not

m

that's good

i'm not a women don't want to actually hear about your emotion i'm not emotionally on the market

the next grom with i don't care about her

i just want to hit it

good

that's it that's how you have to protect yourself in the world or keep her around just to hit it on the daily you know i'm saying

that's what t wealking o

yeah don't open up so women

ever

ironically

f the only ones that actually are willing to talk to you are probably caoies

that's actually facts

ayeah

that's literally facts i'm not even kidding that's actually fact i'm not kidding

do i sound like i'm kidding i'm not kidding

yeah i'm not kidding

i'm very serious

love isn't real

you're all alone

you know it might be and in ten years it'll be for me but like i just want to have like

revenge

for like ten years of me just

hitting it and quitting it

thousands

you know what i'm saying

mm

i'm trying to break a thousand hearts

for i believe in love with

oh you will never find love again

no i will like en

oh no you will never find in love again

b then it'll be too late

everyone will already have settled down

yes cap

no i'm serious look at gogg ears less datingga that's the thing about girls in their twenties is that i keep getting older and they stay the same age

but you don't really want that deep downright i mean you know that you won't be able tolate you won't be able to relate to and fall in love with a girl who's over

ten years younger than you

you'll cope and pretend like you're happy but you won't be happy

i don't care you'll just have all this you'll have twenty k viewers and then you'll pretend like you're happy with it and you won't be all a woman has to do is literally just have my kids

take me food

yeah

and that's it like what else and you ovids will make you happy

give me my kids

make my food

you know

and then turn the blind eye when i'm cheating and that's

but those kids are going to grow up

and they're going to see that they're the fruits of a loveless marriage

who gives p fve

sus a shit i'm about to delete this app i've been swiping being for ten thousand years

and i get not sing

the hell is this

broad

if you saw

what i'm seeing

it would be so late

how could i not

i keep asking you to show me what you're seeing and you don't show me

w do you show me

am i not your most favorite jan can i show you i can't show you anything

standard in my dm

fund that in the mod channel

m

yeah i need a refund what the hell is this

zero bunch of like sent

i got one match

i will literally give you

thirty subs right now if you set it to men and i just want to see how many more matches you get please please please

i'm what

i just want to see like how popular you would be like with the dudes be cause i feel like youo i'm not doing that

the fox is along with you

you for the eago bloe

n

no know because i don't care about

ok here's the thing whenever i'm on tender and i want to humble myself i just set it to women only and then i 's my number the bi let's reevaluate the

is

something's wrong

so i think everything's good

looking for fifteen minutes how generous

doggi simple as they got no time for b s i'm famous well on one hundred percent cheat on you

got this

and

am

this one might have to be rember like the one where youreflexing is really dushy

i don't give you s i'm keeping that one for sure do you

way

i'm keeping that one one hundred percent

it's like cartoonishly doushy though like

like there's like a hot kind of dohi right and the one with a cigar is like a hot kind of douhi and then the one where you flex thing is like too much i don't there's like a sweet

sweet spot

i don't go far

now keep it in there

sweet spot not too harton

they soped in't give a fuk

think girls think about this shit they don't gve a shit

they don't that's like a weird red pillar shit we don't think about like facial symmetry

that ga has no clue she's talking about i know

what

what do i not know

nn't know

what do i not know i literally have

givn you so much of my knowledge

oh

because none of your knowledge is useful at all

zero laks

as of now

as re youew coming on i have zero

sait it to dude it'll be funny

oh you'll do it

no i'm not going to do that but

okay ya just still ad it

should i keep it overnight and see what happens or it' is nothing going to happen

i me it up to you

th go what should i do

should i delete it or should i just keep it

overnight is all right

keep it for one day

keep it for me i feel like i shouldn't have to do that thogh

i mean like it would all be

happening

i'm getting nothing

are you so horny today

like something

es

i've always kind of wondered what it's like

like how do men view women you know

because i feel like i find men physically attractive but i don't think i find them physically attractive the way men find women physically attractive

yes it not

what do you think what do you think is the difference

like i'm genuinely curious

um

because for men it's very simple and visual

it's like it's like it's it's like i don't

it's like it's like you're hungry and there's a cheeseburger it's simple as that i'm not even lying

i'm literally not even lying like it's literally that that's the closest

the closest you will ever be able to understanding

male sex drive is food

it's literally just like if you see like if you're super hungry

and you see like

a burger that's and that's literally the same

it's literally the same

and what in what sense like

you just want to eat the burger

simple as

oh god that's such fucking horrible advice

oh he needs he needs a oh sorry i'm sorry it was a chatter he needs a pick with a female or it doesn't work or something that shows you are that makes me feel bad

know that when women say that there guysing guys posing with cars it's so obviously fake like you're twenty four you don't own that fucking ferrari like oh my god

so stupid

i'm sorry dude

that's literally like a man giving advice to another man like it's obvious that like your advice sucks

a

you're not even really listening to me

yeah i did i made it from five to fifteen and did nothing

who got damn what is this

i don't swipe right on the ferrari i swipe left

eating desperate

looking at some of these girls

this is the thing though

in real life

you're not even really taking my advice i it'sld literallya

a's salitation you know what i'm saying

onun tinder what am i supposed to do

you know

just wait around for the this

this girl i'm looking at to like me back

what i mean

i mean i think that

also one of the disadvantages of tinder it's like

because men are very verging to i'm going to never forget this day

i tried making it tinder

and nothing happen

no here's a thing is i feel like men are very visualiz and tendors like a very visual apt

your photos are like first

thing that you see

and i think women are more rare

somebody had a really good advice post social blade

first ok social blade

dot com

that is literally genius what the foll why didn't i think of that

that's the best advice yet

let me think

yeah i'm curious what that actually does

let's see um let's check that out

mm

like i was saying like women are more contextual so

um

that is such good advice

wre i'm barely get do't fs i only gained follow i only gain seventy followers today

yesterday i gained one hundred nineteens barely anything

i

yeah i barely gained

but let me see

monthly followers

i mean i'm curious to see what happens and i also kind of want to see if like chat's shitldy advice

thing

user summary

but sure

but yeah anyway the point i was trying to say is that like on ten like sense for women i feel like a guy's overall like

vibe and stuff is more important for determining if he's attractive and

you can't onally tell that from like an app

there are only two point eight k followers the last thirty days these are not even

impressive to a random person

yeah probably not because you have to remember most random people only watch likelook really really big

content creators

yeah you're right

you know

fik

your average person probably doesn't know like doesn't know whose circor is

like they probably would know like destiny and i don't know maybe like

for other twitch streamers

to

i

on the burger analogy is it like

that objectifying in sense because like when you when i'm looking at a burger like

i don't know

this' just like a weird thing to think about

and i feel like

i

okay yeah i don't want to say that that sounds really bad what

w what you going to say

now

say

like

like i don't know like there's something

weirdly

predatory sometimes and like the way that like men kind of look at women

you know

yeah

oh you agree

okay

you mean

yeat dude it's like a tiger

yeah

like very hungry

like you know when you have a dog and it's like

once the food that you're eating like you're eing wt like begging for it yea

yeah

okay you agree

that's literally how it is what do you think

i just i don't know ho i thought you were goninga

that like if you mean predatory like

in then

there's different

meanings right like not not like that actually like

they want to hurt you kind of yeah they would like sexually assault you kind of yeah i like very

like active sort of way

that

but why did you ban me

i didn't bm you

from the twitch schat

oh my god we already talked about this

we did

yeah

and what was the conclusion that it was really unfair

you're sorry

s do you remember when you said gog i'm so sorry in my ance

no i didn't tolly shit i never said he said you were right about the holes

no i did i was never con

you don't remember that

no

that conversation

no

and then you were like please the basket and mad

i need

you

no i didn't see that

i need you to actually understand the esoteric twitch tos

a band people who are posting swastikas in u discord

literally chap believes you they're literally saying expose this

they literally believe it

it's not true that i'm just playing

hop you bring me the post ums

can i post the ms

with me

him

um what do you want to call it

that

is there anything bad

i think it's just mostly like no wait yeah we can't

ya don't post that

yeah i'm upset

sorry

doctor

do you wanta clean your room

i'm hungry man

should stream for twelve hours

not doing that

i finished

guys

fuk i don't know who fucking said that in the chat

i i literally said i'm going to finish money is last night and they're like yeah by the way and they spoiled it and i didn't think they were actually going to spoil it

but they did

is this a gaming thing

hod on they just threw my fucking food

on the door hold on

oh pa i gat to entertain chat again

what's up chat

hope you're enjoying the stream hope you saturday night is going well

hope you're having fun hope you're entertained

go up aga no

so

i will not

because

i'm on a stream right now

and you are but a mere chatter

you were chatting and coping with the fact that i'm on

do i like to peg no i actually don't i've never done it before it's just funny to joke about

what's

berger's theory

then

oh my gosh

i'm never gonna say i'm sorry

you shut up and wait for the o i tak cause yes that would be so funny

shup

you don't think that would be funny

oka i would not do it

hey i

octber

i'm gevith playing

don't worry

fok tinder are you done with tinder

yeah

n know you sound so defeated why don't you just like go to a bar or something and then like don't streamment because it's weird but just like actually go to a bar and try to meet women there

because i'm too old

you are too old

yeah i'm twenty five

you look really old like you look like you could be thirting

oh

and that's what everyone always says too

i'm too oldver the place i live

and also yeah you're like in a college town

yeah

yeah that's true but if i if i have your mout

and it's fine

but i have to likeit

have the cloud you know

are you gonna be like that guy injust

around talking to women and like full up your like social media it'd be like look how many followers i have to try to hit on them

yeah

really

mhmm

you should know that it didn't work

like

i just thought it was really weird

hmm

like it didn't work like the guy was like look i have six hundred thousand in

it all works for me

stup

no were

let me tell you the truth about women

ok i'm ready

tell me about me tell me about not tell you about women in general

and i'll tell cha

do i count as a woman to yeah yeah yeah ight but you're not going to be honest i'll tell the t the truth right ready

m

women

never want you to directly reveal the truth so let's say you have klou

or you're tall you're just something that women like right

in general

if you

let them know that that's what they want right off the bat

youm like arm now

because women they play with you right they they

they always want to be contrarian

what

if you

do that you have to understand dialectics to get pussy guys

you have to

you can't be direct

but you just have to like swerve a little bit and be like

oh yeah by the way i'm famous

and just make it seem like it's not about being famous okay i'm famous

what also did you know

i really love

marvel movies like oh my god i love marvel movies too and now i can cope to myself

and pretend

that the real reason

why iy

the real reason why

i am going to

talk to you is because of the marvel movies but it

really it's because of your cloud

you understand

so you always want to disguise the true fe

always give them give them an excuse to not be ashamed of themselves

that's true you have to come theman expense not to be ashamed

but the truth is the real reason is because you have cloud whatever

i mean i'm not disagreeing with that but i think that's true

you know

but that's kind of true for everything and like dating flirting like

you always have to kind of have a pretense you know

like you can't just go up to a woman like you like for men you can't just go up to a woman be like oh yeah you're

like really

think you have a big but

and i'm into that

's going to be get away from me right now

you have to have like a pretent i w have to say tho you have you have to be like oh you have really pretty eyes or no

i would say

you fine as how i want you to come back with me

you say excuse me who are you and i show he my fucking social blade

and she said ok

coming right up

wa up

so that doesn't happen yeah like a

tisting

in your head

that's exactly what happened

it's a weird cope

but no i agree yeah i agree like

you do have to be with oh what onc oh jackson oh hi jackson

get jackson at the vc and get him to help you make a tender

thank you jax i appreciate you

nue jackson

will you my tender

it's lially been hours

and i only got like two matches one of them on match me

look at my bile

nga said this is a bad bio i disagree this is a great bio

look at this

what's wrong why can't i get matches

why don't you put politics for pations

or you did

why don't you put politics for pentiion

i did

oh you did

okay yeah that's good

jackson says kk w

the broken bceep picture is just too much

you you really should change it

no it's not too much

just put like a picture of you at the beach or something so you have a pretense right i don't got beach pictures that's what you're talking about like women we need a pretense and then like

can you en messages on tinder

yeah

ca

yeah of course

its not like you

w you ca

and

clb instead of stronger i got to do stronger

got to be strong

work it make it do it

am that is my and

pretender

as i am getting stronger

what

only have you ever met anyone off tender like have you ever had a do

nver

no

never

how did you meet your like

re girl friends wrirte because you have had girl friends

school

school

yeag

high school and then college

and then now you've dropped out of or not dropped but like took a break from school so you can't do that

so

you're in completely

new waters

yeah

these tender girls want sll be bribed

what's that

i don't know but they literally i'm literally getting nothing

she

i mean i'm just sanying like i' would swip let on you right now

why

because it's too scarys scary

it's too much ok rte my fio you want to want to put this the test doaga

how about you write my bile

and then i'llput that bvio

and then we'll wait a few minutes and see if i get matches

would that be a test

you want to do that yes i do i literally do

we're going to literally see if you actually give good advice and you know what you're talking about

write my bile

and ok so i'm going to show you my profile

you can edit everything about my profile

so

except the pictures i already have which are beautiful

so this is pas twenty five

famous streamer

at twich

you can edit everything single detail you see

so give me a draft we're going to edit it based on you and see if it gets likes

alright so let me think um

let me workshop this the vibe you're going for is like kind of like cool goushy guy looking to just like

maybe give you some good dick on the low rate

yes

ok yeah we can we can workshop that like gs like you said you literally said this you have to be subtle with women you can't give too much ok well you're the expert so you know what to do

i mean i would say i am an expert but i could probably do better than you because you're just like

let's you think let's see if you can give me likes

ok

sy

like really casually

like

iy scream one twitch and then give you a twitch

and

um like make some casual mention of like how big it is like pick them pick the most impressive number like whether that's percentage or

um

like raw numbers in a certain time frame like just pick a number that sounds like impressive to norman just be i stream at which at this

and then you get write it up for me write it up word for word all this copy i literally write it up word for word yeah write it up for me

i'll be pace

ok can you send me a screenshot of the thing in d m and then i'll just write it from there no beas i turned u i turned off to

just look on the streaen

i turned off the stream

just turn it back on

he told me to stop reading chess

so it

alright

and then like

um

what is a good

m

thing to say because you want to indicate you're available but like not too available so

like something like funny and like not too intimidating

like casual you know

so can you think of anything funny

because women aren't funny so i can't think of anythingo

no

no

you want me to do everything

yeah

m all right

well that's what i have workshops so far and then i think

um you should ex you should definitely explain the ball picture

m right

just say something like

the last picture is me i removed it

you removed it oka you moved it my bath

um

yeah honestly i think that should be fine just like

something to indicate the steam on twit

and then some kind of impressive metric to throw out there

and then just like mention

um i don't know like what are you looking for like what would you

fifteen minute doggi

ok if you have to explain really five minutes

um like if you had six

explain it in a not sexual way how would you explain it

i need to hit it from the back

sexual

just say something like

like looking for someone

too

i don't know just throwing things out there like do fun things around town with like someone cool to hang out with

something like that

you know

and it's all implied right it's implied because you're on tender that those hangouts would probably necessarily include some kind of like no i just want her to come to my apartment give me what i need and then leave

right but you can't say that you know it has to be a pretense

you can't just say that

because that's like shameful for women you have to

come up in find of excuse

i know dd jackson is such bad advice

you're so right he say

said you're giving me really bad advice

alright jackson

get in v c and give some advice

no dude he doesn't have to do that

doest plain hism

we're not turning this into a debate ok

why not le reft ofvery content

you couln do a speed run who can give you the those tinder matches miror jackson

and if i l can't even give me a draft you can just write something down

i'm telling you what to write

no

it can't come from me like word for word because it's like very authentic and

st you know

e the wor to very different people and like

i think it would be obvious if i goes to rout

your bio

i'm giving you the structure the skeleton and then you canork flush it in from there

you feel

mhm

no

gots lially sabotaging me

ih

oh

and why why would i do that iny city voice

why would i scabotage you want to tiner

dicuse you enjoy it

what would maybe leave pain

you think i had him like

sadistic kind of person

yup

not true

i'm a very wholesome

and a kind person

it

he look here's the thing just take my advice and if i suck if i give you no matches you're already at zero still so i can't do i can't do worse than you know like i can't give you negative matches

so

either it works or it doesn't and then you ust still whre you started you know what i mean

i listen to ggat to make it from gold from five

the fifteen

and nothing happened i even got less likes

i'm going back to fork

i was doing better before your fockon told me

that

that bost it

oky pt it put it back to five

you know what put it low or put it to two

no five is good

no i'm already lying about five

what're you actually gonna give

thirty seconds

y

bright

o

this

she's going to tell all her friends then you'll never hook up with anyone

g

don't give you shit on famous

bra

you're literally going to have to go to different cities

you're gonna go to it

you're going to be chased out of michigan you're going to be chased out of austin youre chas out of l a tm just

be like

draw this guy gives thirty seconds

the five no

so trash

no

breath

god on

i just feel bad for her at this point like this point i'm just trying to help her i was try to save her

ok way jackson's advice is good just say only you're looking for a sugar mama

ad

ah no n you know

d rin out

okay i see

myvice so that's not my sense of humor

fell that way

right i need

bok this up

what do you ask you

what are you actually looking for

like do you actually just want

what do you mean

if you just want to smash and you just want to do it in dog eat and you don't even need to look at their face then why not just go for guys

you don't have to look at them

from behind you can pretend it's a woman

it's the same thing because i'm looking for

because i have a preference for a specific

mh

oh so you not like about the

back door

no is that what you thought

and i thought you were as you were an askuyright no but i don't want

not that

you even know what dogie is with the fog

yeah no no i i just thought you were like into anyl be cause like you like a

because you're always

think about it

no

no

oh

but then what do you want to do with it

just what do you mean

what do you want to do with it why a you so

so don't worry about it

don't worry about it well now i'm a little worried because i don't know whatan nefarious intentions youll have for this poor woman

i told you hid it from the bak

simple as that

don't gota be more complicated than that

okay

what's the worst position

the worst

yeah

when she's laying down and you do missionaries

she's on her back and you have to go like

put your weight on her

bing missionary i hate this

whit why

you mean why

why do you hate it

it's literally like necrophilia

why

i feel like you've been sleeping with some really boring women

no

you know

if it's like necrophilia yeah because she's smalking ling there and then you're just

going about your business it's really boring in fucknlane

what do you mean she's just laying there

she's she's laying there just on her back and you just

often and often

what if she's biting you

she can't she's not doing that shit when she's laying on her bed

yeah you care

mouthm right too

it's not like

say i'm sorry

should i read zirko

yumur

who's on line right now

bas

thank you slim

r should i rate inky she's been

's been acting operation

some of us

what happened

she still hasn't broken up

that's back to go

im

oh oh is the whole point of this tinder stream just like make her jealous

no what the fox

oh that's kind of like a three d chess kind of it's literally not

howe talking conniving are you it's not

and they say men women are manipulative

you i'm exiting on its tender

i'm going to watch the

oky whates that show

oh my god in'tnut

season two

you're playing some mine games with ink platees should i should i raid her does she even deserve this shit

don't eve know she doesn't

doesn't

should read piano

i'm going it up to you

bucket i raise

he only has one hundred

i mean i re i respect it i respect the long con you're playing oh grizzlys online

um okayk ton sorry fuck inbites let's cancel that

i am okay

now you're now you're definitely does a playing games with her god damnty grizzlies online

arah my favorite

artists

you're such an ast

not so poked up guys

inkbites needs this rid in

grizzly don't need it

but i need his attention

understand

under

our guys

bye bye