REDDIT WITCHES VS TALIBAN [2021-08-21]

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all right we have we have a dumb mess in the chat

free kingdom the alpha male scale of being online all the time

when in fact

my fuck and haters were more overly online than i ever was

and if you think it's that easy you get these subs and you get these followers and you get these views go ahead do it

since all you have to do is be online

the fuck up

now i'm going to walk you guys through the trouh

i'm going to walk you through a lot of you guys are not reading people you're not visual learners

and you need a spoken walk through so i'm going to walk you through this a it's the most sick tragedy of all time it's so sickening and sol disgusting it's so disgusting i'm going i'm going to tell you the truth of how it works this is my experience the last week my experience the last week ready

there's a graftter say pony the crown he's a grafter and he's fy a phony then what happens what happens ok i'm a grpter i'm a phony i'm a fak then what happens but zoom in and see what happens

that's why you should listen to me inpead a true member of the working class i'm just like you a worker unlike cod he's a petty boogewatch witch streaming grifter

oh then what happens we need to stop listening to these grafters and you need to start listening to a true worker such as myself who suffers and works just like you and is therefore your t represent

and let's say they got what they wanted in their fantasy fulfilled right let's say their fantasy gets fulfilled and people listen to them this is actually something that doesn't happen but let's entertain the possibility that's that's what's going to happen right just like build the fantasy let's fulfill their fantasy

ok leader ok leader you are just like us a worker w will be our voice since you are the exact same as us the working class what happens and what happens m i wonder what happens oh this is the part they didn't tell you about a this is the part they didn't tell you about

out though id they didn't tell you about this part

that they tell you about this part where this is what what has to happen since that's the new representative online he so guys if i'm going to be your leader and represent you and spread the ideas of a true working class follow me on tweeter and p c and far to and also please donate so you can

support the true working class message and then this bucking scumbag who accused me of being a griftter in a fake look what they do they get bucking mad with power and lost in greed i

they literally look like this and what's the moral of the falking story anybody who is raising their fucking voice treat them as an individual not as aking class there's a difference between individuals and classes and the south proclaimed true working class people who are

fk and using their class background for clout you have to treat them like individuals judge them by their individual character not their fucking class because just like anyone else in this falking world they are looking for personal gain personal attention so that they could be above you you understand even if they're part of your class the working class they are looking to be

above you above you so treat them like an individual don't walking treat them like a class we are going to have influencers and streamers and leaders so judge your leaders based on the quality of their character not them virtue signaling about their fucking class background because we are

individuals we are not a class we are individuals class is something beyond individuals we are individuals when an individual comes up to you and wants your fuck and support you judge them as an individual judge them by their character judge them based on who they fuking are individually because everyone even the most

dical working class guy is going to turn out like this that's what anyone g a an ok go to a bucking factory and give someone five billion dollars what are they going to do with it

you're going to look just like this

because we're individuals not classes we are not a class as an individual as an individual we're individuals as thinkers we're individuals that's the truth

sometimes people's ruling class prejudice allows them to get in the way of truth and get in the way of what's possible that's a thing notice my of haan

i stick to the meat and potatoes is political position is the problem and here's the thing here's the here's the issue right me i consistently have a message my message is consistently that i don't pocketwatch other men i don't complain about the rich i don't care i don't care about wealth i care about making

the people more wealthy i don't care about pocketwatching the existing wealthy ruling class i want

us to

surpass their wealth

i want the working class to ser make jeff base sos irrelevant onleash the forces of production so that jeff basals goes broke just because he's no longer the fuck and top guy not not fucking you know i don't care about jealousy and shit right but what pisses me off about hassan is that

hasan is always pocketwatching he's always talking about wealth and the rich and he's always falking doing that he is always talking about ret wealthy extravagance he's always talking about the extravagance of the ruling class like do you don't ner do you don't n know ferrari it's a

ok you don't need that three million dollar house in west hollywood f he was in the military and was honorably discharged isn't that a dishonorable discharge you don't get honorably discharged for being found

out as a white supremacist or whatever you get dishonorably discharged oh he yeah i was dishonorably i dodn't know that shit

people watch a song because e le chad and gives community feels i don't buy that he's really not that much of a chad i mean compared to twitch yeah but like look at zirco dude zircos way more of a chad than a son i don't buy that there's there's plenty of chat there's i mean not plenty but there's other chads on which

the truth is let me tell you the truth of this world guys the reason why irc is not as big as asan is literally because people are too stupid it's literally the truth it's literally because of the stupidity of the

audience it's literally because which viewers are too stupid i'm not even lying to you i am literally not even lying i am literally not even lying to which calls into question why am i growing so fast right i mean maybe that's a self insult but you know here's why here's why here's what i'll tell you

because

to appreciate circus content you have to have a certain sense of humor that stupid people are just not smart enough to have you have to have a certain you know what i mean it's just not made for stupideo that's the number one problem is irc he doesn't know how to appeal to stupid people that's the issue and maybe he does but

there's some people that just take everything at face value there's some people who just watch a sig like they just watch him and they have zero sense that the world is like actually fuked up and they have no idea there's so clueless about the real world

and the brutal hars cold truth of this world so they just you know yeah i'm not even getting to you by the way i'm not even joking that's the sad truth but you know what i think you know what i think people so in ten years he's going to be discovered and he's going to go

viral like way bigger than hassan it's going to be like hipsters were like oor did you hear about that guy and it's going to be like a thing

that's how it works

see i'm aware of this how that that dynamic is that used to happen to me right in other ways

people used to recognize me later right always there's a delay so the first when i first started streaming i was always aware of that delay and that's why i dove head first into debating big streamers because i'm just going to dive right into it i don't want people to discover me you know ten years from now and be like oh my god you know ind it's cool no bitch we're

were you when i was here right let me tell you guys the truth if i if infrared stayed serious we would be discovered like ten years from now and we would be the biggest thing ever right but i don't want that so i have to be a dumb ass on camera and whatever because i want to be discovered now you know

i don't want to wait ten years guys i gota you guys care about this i went to best buy and i got a x box controller for p c so i didn't have a controller so i can play heylo wh i'm not going to play it on streem not going to play

that's what i did today

s by so pricey what happened to the old controller it was a playstation controller right and im halo infinites coming out and now we already got the master chief collection and for most p c games the x box controllers is better the p

controllers just not doing it you know how much do you livet your mom and a half so about nine hundred pounds x box controllers break so fast i actually got the elite controller i got the elite control the elite one i never

this is my like forever controller for streaming is i'm going to use this controller forever so i may as well get the best one beuse i don't want to you know worry about controllers and also the normal xbox controllers have batteries you have to get double a batteries and i'm like fuk that i'll just get the

so

the top the line one

the elite controller you know

and i'll just keep that is honestly guys with the box said that mouse and keyboard is the best bk mouse and keyboard dude mouse and keyboard socks the only bucking game that mouse and keyboard is good for is fucking gary's mod that's it gary's modern se us go and

and half life games every other game a controllers better a controller is better for every single fout no even f b s games controllers are better literally play halo with the mouse and keyboard it's socks haylo fucking socks with a mouse and keyboard its socks i fucking hate it

you only need a mouse and keyboard for fucking valve games the rest is fucking controllers try playing dark sels three with a fucking mouse and keyboard get the fock out of here literally play dark sels three with a fucking mouse and keyboard it sucks

i don't play rt s i don't fucking play

fucking r t s games the controllers are better for everything tojust stop coping controllers are better for everything the i hate the mouse and keyboard so m i literally have a fuck and rollout let me show you my fucking rollout mouse and keyboard se it rolls out i hatean

i hated that fucking hate i did not finish resident evil village and the reason i didn'tcause the game so i regret buying it

i regret buying that guys it's about to be all the i can't tell you so i live in a college town everybody's coming back now in a few days everyones going to be

young it seems that life was so one of them

skip like thirty minutes in wiser to us does the the logo debate have to us or something i was going to cover that what do you think about people looking up to me

don't look up to me just keep on walking did you buy it for the big city vampire no i didn't i did not like lady dimitresy that much what i love

like was the her three daughters her three daughters that's what i was after i was not after lady demitres you know the three daughters what i'm looking for the three daughters represent every fine ass white girl on holloween

all the fine white girls on holloween that's what the three daughters represent lady dimotres daughters i usually am not into that but on holloween yeah it's different allowens different you know allowens different holloween makes people look different holloween makes

look different you know

you guys hear that

are you going to do i rls

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i don't know i have to get a better sleep schedule

so that i could actually drive to places

where i arouss will be conssant

there's no irell content where i live there's just none

mmhmm

thank you calm

call me lord fifth

ira ol to risky random morons can get you bn no i know how to be careful i i can be careful

re my iras were not popular that's the thing people dire not like them the reren fair oh yeah i don't have anyone to go with the ren fair so i don't think i'm going to go i don't want to go by myself you have a broader audience

n know michigans cool but you know i mean michigan school it seems was so wonderful

a miracle

oh it was beautiful magic go

and n the met with things you never seen so rapidly

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oh exs me evans in cameroon

he's in africa a miracle oh beuticul magical hassan's getting threats because of the house leak the fuck thank you sad boys eujedck

i think a son said he's moving now he's going to move because you not want his location to get leak and i respect that honestly i hate you know that's private shit you know i respect that i hope the next one doesn't get weak but since we already know about it you know i may as well talk about it

but yeah that does suck isn't his location going to get leaked again it's on the public registry if you buy a house there has to be a way around that there has to be a way around that there's got to be a way around that like you know like miss kiff and them they hide where they live they know how to do that

you's to wonderful

a miracle so we got breaking news as well

and so there's an arrest warrant

apparently there's an arrest warrant out for

owen scher the host of infro wars alex joness host is there's an arrest warrant out for that guy holy shit and he's going to turn himself in monday morning thank you as to grund

two

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yeah it's weird

balked up

it was because of the capital riots

his utingfrol mang

does anyone know if the logo debate has t ous

does anyone know if it has to your wes

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good morning

it doesn't

nice we're gon to check it out

oh you read when i was young listen the life was so wonderful

com ny recu

oh it was beautiful magical

not have btter with thinge seem so happidly

all the old g will remember the song ol ges will remember this you know oh it was beautiful magic would wan in a fight circo or ha san that's the easiest

thing ever dude it would dod what i'm not going to say it dude because it's just self evident who has experience dude who has experience who actually has experience and has the personality for you know simple as that

a son's a very goofy guy it's all say he's veryo now against me he would probably win maybe right you probably win a suly i don't know anything could happen but just based on mass and size alone he would win probably right i don't know i actually don't know but i don't know don't i have to see i

have to see him iro but he has a big advantage you know you have a big advantage you think a son takes roys no i don't

a miicle i this beutl magical

couldn't beat her s

i don't know i don't know i never want to over i never want to underestimate anyone

in terms of savagery i think i'm way more savage than theon that's one thing i do think i would be more savage than aon that's the thing and that that does make a difference you know asons very goofy he's a very goofy guy

hassan said on zerka he has inverted what

what are inverted

what does that even mean

then ne wase

we're talking about like an mm a flight or whatever right not like a street flight

that's not legal guys

i would not bite but i would be crazy i would not bite though i'm not a bitter

that's what literally that's what

that's women fights dude

women fights are fucking just zero honor they nothing is off the table in a woman fight

in a female fight nothing is off the table

nothing is off the table

scratching biting buk in ears hair not eyes nothing is off the table anything goes cat fights are

hot no they're not they're not hot dude they're scary and they're fucked up and it's actually so oneattractive to

catfights are the most unattractive thing ever

there's so fucking

such a turnof

when woman is fighting another woman it's the biggest turnoff in the world to me it's such a turnof

see me my queen she does not need to actually fight she will just look at other women and they will know their place it's just the look of queen you know i don't need that bullshit

i all got to relate everything to whatever or not a woman thing gets you warning i don't know this chat started sort of what if they're fighting over you then it's a big it's if they're fighting over me then it's the it's never happened but that's the biggest turnof ever that is such a turnof

that is such a turno what about two guys so the buckup what is that buck is that

right

you know it's funny why do i always

start the ready

i mean what do i always start the stream talking about this shit that exhausts me like we're going to save it the red it whiches exhaust me it just exhaust me thinking about it would you get punched in the face by mike syson for five million dollars yeah i mean obviously especially if

it's mike tyson today

but

the old mike tyson

bare knuckle punched to the face

that could probably kill you

what about honor it's a punch

the punch

if he if it was bare knuckles in his prime

that will thatckld kill you thatc coul ask to kill you

so probably not but if he's got boxing gloves

yes

he's got boxing walls yes

mmhmm

i was law school going i took a year's leave

yeah mike tyson channels the spirit of mou he literally has a mouth tattoo he visited moles grouple do not fuck with that he channels the spirit of mouth he's got the spirit of mau on his side that a nothing a fuck with what about a woman fighting a man o god

know what woman's going to fit a man come on that's i've never seen that what do you mean

thoughts on yt man

happens all the time

n

what happens all the time

is you got you've got girlfriends hitting their boyfriends and the the guys trying to calm them down oh honey please down am down's wrong with you

i cannot believe you promote set up i'll fight you st up i would never call my wife honey

really because i do oh you sit you make it too easy make it to easy wonders theand w

you make it is easy as lemon squeezy you make it as easy as apple pie you make it as easy as a lemon squeeze you make it

seveu

apparently there is protest in kabul

this protests in caabulo but i box shut up guys you know what i don't like it man i p man i tried watching it on netflix dude it's a fuck in the hong kong film and like the film had these northern chinese guys come and

it's you know what i mean

i don't like ip men

disavow that movie

on of who the fuck is that

one of war

this he actually wanted to bab me where did you get that

did you did you actually

she wants to debate me

mmhmm

onh not no it's someone different

should watch the departed

i did watch that

wh i was young

i did watch it

gota set up a debate with laura southern

jlive

would you debate nick whin is i would debate your mom the buk out of your do i guys the platforms of every platform what am i going to debate am on

positive that grap star graf a graftur is deep platform ofove you do do yeah grap yeah i'm a griptter because first of all who you guys think i debate people because i learn

anything do you think i would learn anything i don't listen i don't learn anything from people i debate i learn shit from people i talk to to difference cont bot and logo will teach me something all these dumb folks i debate i learn nothing from them it's all for you it's all a show

grow the channel that's all it is i don't learn anything from debates nothing promise i promise i promise i don't debate to learn i don't debate because that's like oh no i don't listen

i'm the terminator

every debate i have i already know the outcome no debate has surprised me

i have

spent a decade sorting out my position and it is impenetrable my position is unbeatable unbeatable

why did you lose to destiny

if that's how you

walked away from that debate

yikes

dykes

in i was young it seemed that life was so wonderfulic oh it was beautiful magic all the birds in the trees byb be singing so happily watching me but then they sentd me away

teach me how to be sensible logic responsible practically show me ho wll i could be so andic deect s there tme

what di you say reclling you w't you sign your name respect to be acceptable respecta reab

it's howeo we used to dance

so the used to dance

and some the used to dance

no

but you thought it was a joke

version sucks

i eat to dance

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there was a certain man in russia long ago even me

d go

it was a shame

usl land and never mind all offairs of state

was the me to pleace

oh man my niece oh god god it ain't easy being a professional dancer

i do know just got to go g

do this resputy and loves of the charms

question why are slvs so good at squatting i cannot squat slavs can literally squat naturally

squatting literally hurts my knees your hip sockets dos a lucky man every time i try to rest

thank you paper move paper move

every time i try to rest

my back will hurt becuse i need it like a back rest you know and if i just sit on the ground it'll hurt my assbone

what is it your assbone what's the bone that's like below your back whatever that is gets hurt when i it the tail bone yeah

ah oh man

breath

ah

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right you guys know i praise china consistently but there's one thing that i will criticize china about one thing their foreign media department is

horrible their foreign meat r t is way better ar t is ar t america we art arti america has more experience because russians are used to fighting against america's narratives where for china only recently are they starting to have to deal with widespread demonization they need to send the art you guys to teach

the chid c g t and how to make media because their media is always so boring it's so boring they have been very bad foreign media oky we're going to we're going to watch the sticks thing can someone find out is sticks and hammer band on wwitch was he ever on switch is he bnd

cause we're going to watch it richard wolf's take on professional salaried sports players as workers guys look at this literally look how fuckin bassed china is

look how based china is let me show you something that's going to change your view of china look at this ready check this out he doesn't want everyone to squeeze into universities through intensive tutoring and become a nerd he want some to go to vocational schools become

construction equipped with necessary skills that my friends is a real country why should everyone fuck and waste their time in college you know i mean go to trade schools learn

skills work with your hands dignified workers republic dignified republic for the workers that's what china is becoming base this fuk absolutely unfathomably based a literal chad people china is the most chad country on falcking earth

chinas the only country where chads ule and nerds drool why are mcdonald's workers not considered laborers labor is material informative of nature is not a marxist yeat does a mcdonald's worker not provide formative and

sial work by cleaning the forms no do't because that flor is not a commodity that is sold so no they do not

otherwise if you want to get that abstract you can just say a e os also providing formative material work

right a manager provides formative material work without the macdnald's manager

ah the workers would not be working otherwise cause he needs to organize them in shit so

you know

is the goal of production not to reproduce maintain society

the goal of production is to produce commodities for profit under capitalism

so then would any person a position influencing material outcome

not be considered labur

nope because labor is more specific labor is about the commodity

yet a cdonald's worker is not a laborer

a

entertainer is not a laborer and

a manager is not a labourer

a service worker is not a laborer

as a service worker are they a laborer in general yes but not as a service worker thank you

by the way i missed some of your sobs

antonio thank you

enter again thank you ma appreciate it

appreciate you man

what's this channel a's a propaganda channel

yes

i'm paid by the chinese government to visit your mom every single night and make sure she is pleasured

to the fullest extent

what is this fucking song man

thank you co caoo

i'm looking for the song man

where is it there

oh yeh

understand

no

here it is

it's not productive labor no it's not

what russian legislative election polls

do the cook count as the worker no the the communist party is doing pretty well again fifteen percent look at that

bastemn bast baste bast ba

they're not going to win we know they're not going to win but this's pretty good pretty good they're holding strong you know at least they're holding strong at least they're holding strong you know it's based about russia

the youth are starting to fucking wake up in russia like before it was just old people that loved stalin and shit now it's the you the young people the young people are super patriotic super patriotic about history and more perst than ever from what i know from what i know god bless

the youth of russia i was so scared they were going to grow up and be cringed but they're growing up to be based is fuck based is fuck

guys you know it scares me we're living in a time where shit is just too good to be true

like

this g error in china

like there has never been a time

there's never been a better time to be a communist there's never been a better time to be a communist

since before nineteen ninety one

there has never been a better time to be a communist since before nineteen ninety one

even compared to the chavez era in venezuela

there's never been a bad

utin banned a communist candidate

i know but there's a bigger trend at hand

like for example

russia right now is super

super aligned with china super close with china they there they have never been as close ever ever and that's going to influence what's going on in russia you know yeah

still supporting the listen novaly equals america noval the equals america those are just the americanized pro american people and they are the fast dude china is initiating a fucking asian renaissance and russia has a lot

to contribute a lot to contribute to the asian renaissance that's going on in china a lot what about cuba i know very little about cubll i know very little right now

um

there's a second there will be a second

that's what i'm saying it's kind of too good to be true right now but i hope there isn't dude what if there what if there doesn't have to be right i hope there isn't why should there have to be you know like what if russia and china can be as close as america and like the u k you know what if they could just have that relationship they don't have to be enemies you know

yeah like france and germany exactly they can come together like france and germany guys france and germany used to have big problems right they went to war and shit now they're super close yeah america's

trying to make them split you're right america' is trying to make them split hundred percent yeah guys look how reliable western media is you want to see how reliable american media is look at this

now toms the cat taliban narco states afghanistan will not be a country of the cultivation of opium three twenty two hours ago three hours ago breaking news

wow look at this i don't know if i could show more footage but check this out

this is soa based

black americans volunteering in ethiopia to fight italy

wow

and i show it

yeah

wow do this is bait this is pan africani ism look at this

like

americans volunteering for ethiopia against italian invasion

in the nineteen hundreds

and this was the nineteen hundreds was this the nineteen thirties or the nineteen hundreds

that's so crazy

that's crazy

respect man

respect thirties

that's bast his fock

that's basse the falk

yeah dude that alone will disgrace fascism in italy forever in my eyes the way they just tried to fuck in disrespect ethiopia invade ethiopia like ethiopia was like some piece of shit country or something wow that's so disgusting so disgusting that's a fucking crime of history

yeah that's a crime of history you know so arrogant so fucking arrogant man found a trotsky is twitter thread about infrared let me tell you something hilarious i know about this guy he showed up on my t l once and i looked at his profile

guys remember i said fascism and trotskysm is connected this guy's a trotsky ist on twitter and get this he's literally best friends with those fascists they're all friends and he's literally like in their group they're all in a group together and he's a and it's like it's almost an open secret that yeah trotskyism is a form of fascism it's like a flavor of fashs

like you know how some fascists say like oh yeah i'm more of like a musolini guy i know gs a i'm more of a hitler guy this guy's like oh i'm more of a trotsky guy right it's the same shit it's ly the same shit

but look at his dumbfuck nw the problem with has has been exemplified by tonight's dream he doesn't have any real political positions other than being a stalin simp by the way listen if i brought this guy in v c and pressed him on this to defend this thing he sang he would litter you know what he would do he you found for the bait has i was just troll

d you felt for the bait i was just crawling i was just cwling you they never follow through with the shit they're saying because he's talking right out of his fucking ass he may emphasize to mind limited knowledge trotsky and lenon were homies they were not homies they were tactical allies momentarily so why this

stuff fascist when lenin went the opposite way because trotsky was an opportunist that's why he didn't ride with the bullsheviks in the beginning he jumped in during the time of the revolution right before the revolution i mean because lenin had to protest against the other brok bolsheviks who didn't want

lenin's plan but beyond whatever theyre on hundred bits as i'm saying this guy just pulled this right out of his fuck and as he may emphasize that i'm a stalin simp and that's the only thing he finds significant but that's just because he's selectively listening to the sum total of things i've ever fuck and said online

he simps for dugan and supports his ethno nationalism theories and traditionalism

ok

what do you mean i support them i said he's an interesting thinker

ad

you know what do you mean i simp for him

he also tries heideger into marxism oh you mean the thing that like literally everyone was doing after ninethundred fifty

you mean the thing that like defined

the fucking twentieth century where everyone was doing that

like every single fucking

prominent

marxist who means anything

in the west

is a hidagarian

the rest are just stupid fucking people

the rest are spinoza revivalist and a bunch of fuck and dumbshit people

you know

the only people who matter

who were in the west who our marxis

like how many morxers have you heard of in the west that like say smart shit like gijak

yeah he's a hide garian

what about all those interesting people like deloz

and you know lakan and whatever the georgia batai and fucking liotard

and baudillard and wherever the foc

they're all fucking heidegeriens nick land heidegeren they're all fuckin heideger they all come from heideger all come from heideger

he's trying to make it seem like i invented this

i'm the first guy ever to understand

that there's a deep connection between heideger and marxism oh my god

oh my god dude you caught me

you caught me you fuckin dumb fock

but look

should i go beast moote on this guy no

because

i go beast mote on this guy then he's going to cam up and you're going to see

you know

it's like bullying

he's not all there

or

he's like fifteen years old he's a fifteen year old intellectual who just discovered these things

and he's just typing on the keyboard not knowing what he's doing

you know

that's the truth

every time i isolate these people and i find out who they really are

and what they're really made of i feel bad for them after and i pity them because

they this isn't

this guy's not signing up to have a conflict with me

he's just desperate for attention

he's looking for attention

but he's not actually looking to have a real confrontation with me because if i did if he did confront me and i did confront him

he would go ho hes just trolling and he would not

stand by any of the things he sang

they never do when i press them

they never stand by any of the shit they say never

and this has always been the case

this has always been the fulking case

they have never stood by anything they say

ever

so

walkin

plus that

's continue

i mean look

i go and i debate these people and this is literally what they look like

let me just make sure

yeah this probably this image is like t os but

it's a bunch of soy face like people

it's like yeah that's what they are

hars is vivegea

you want know something i can push my hairline back when my beard is trimmed when my beard is long it looks like shit when my beard is small it looks sexy as fuck i could be fuck and bald i still look sexy as fuck with this short beard you know you know what i mean but what is this same height even five bits

i'm just kidding

stop dude come on the wizard beard no i hate the wizard beard guys i was planning on getting my beerd just cleaned up but then i looked in the mirror and i was like you know what i remind myself of what i was like in twenty eighteen and i hate it i just i'm going to shave it all i just shaved it

the most guys the bear look the sexiest i will ever look is like this this short beard that is the i have never ever failed the p se when i have just a short outline you know what i mean i've never failed every time i've tuken horny or

something when i used to go out and shit i beg gotta get the short beeard you know it never fails never fails it's best that is me max max that is me and my most powerful that's me and my most powerful when i when i completely shave and i have no beard

i'm not as powerful i'll admit it i'm not as powerful i'm nowhere near as powerful when i'm fully shaved but still somewhat powerful believe it or not still somewhat powerful yeah this short beard is aggressive it's aggressive

current affairs poet at large i'm not going to bully her come on i'm not going to show it's just herust her sketch but i'm not going to show it because i don't want to b so i'm going to do i think i'm going to do a new rule on

the red it these people who are constantly sharing their videos and content on the red it i'm going to start moving you know why every single one of these people who are constantly sharing their stuff and up being my archs enemy you know why they end up being my arts nemesis becauset like the commander brutus guy you know commander

ruts used to literally share videos on our read it every single day

no a to at you why do you always fucking think i'm talking about you

you know

like you make high quality videos not even that regularly

and whatever i'm talking about people like commander brutus

who would lazily just cam up and just start rambling for fifty minutes

and then

do that like every eight hours and just spam our redit with that that's what i'm talking about okay

no you can post your video on the red its ok you can post your videos on the red it

ok

they're clearly quality like

it's not insulting if your video is actually super informative

like

for example

someone could literally share that video who's not even you just because it's a good video and people share you know you don't only share my content the rerd of people share content from all sorts of people but i'm talking about people who are clearly clout chasing you know for those people it's like

they end up realizing that no one watches their videos from our community because they're not good quality and they get mad and then they turn against me and they become my enemy that's what happened with commander brutus you know so when i see those spammy videos and shit i'm just going to remove em and i don't care if you have good intentions or not i don't care you know that's a lesson

guys you have to understand the attention economy is like the free market like you have to do well you have to do well you have to make quality shit

sic graphic embrace the city building tendency i mean this is cool but i'm not a fan of vapor wave i'm not a fan of the pink vapor wave you know but it's cool

but you guys know my views on vapor wave are very well known someone shared this lo

lo low low i am a mongol warrior

i have the spirit of a mongol warrior in me you know i have the spirit of one i love that's what i'm talking about thank you laddo me fi throat singing is fine that's what i'm talking about man this is me

this is my energy

now

i think i might make this my wallpaper i'm saving this i think i'm going to make it my wallpaper oh it's a web the file come on man how do i save this image i do i save it man

what's a web file literal beautiful this is me this is me is my five understand

yeah i took a snip took a snip

nice

ok

this is literally the most beautiful animal this is the most beautiful animal on earth name an animal more beautiful than this

name one name a more beautiful animal go ahead there's none a fox a horse a cheatah a gorilla a turtle an octopus a bear a fuck out of here

absolutely nothing beats a fucking tiger nothing nothing beats this imagine believing in darwin imagine believing in darwin imagine believing in darwin imagine believing in darwinism dude redors

literally think this came from r n a this came from or n a world this is this is the result of or n a it the buk ot of here man this is a vibe this is a vibe you understand this is an energy it's a vibe

if you cannot see the beauty of this animal i don't knowan to tell you

good literally cry looking at it

and literally cry looking at this animal

to

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among the m c

to adjust a destination i don't know

but thinking about you we're back in days over

i'm not getting a mini tiger

and i'm joning lash bast stu on the movie

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darwinism is such bullshit i swear to god it's bullshit this just evolved from a lesser form shut the fuck up donna so like donns presuppose there's like an ultimate organism

you know what biology i believe in i believe in the biology where you see this creature in real life and you cry at its beauty that's my biological theory

no falking way look at this

no fucking way if this was poston on our slash europe let's see what the europeans are saying

and solve scary oh y youn cron stop whim marchal stop oh my gon

what is more cursed than i read it sub bred it called our slash europe what is more cursed whaten is the red charlotte debate di i don't know when she deems me ok this is going to em me when she can taliban executed isis leader day one

after afghanistan conquest

and they just executed the last

american agent in afghanistan

that was that was the last american presence in afghanistan do you think that the taliban is in the pocket of the usa i don't know i don't think so

this is from one hundred twenty days of sodom and thank god it's a still image but this is faking true is we fascist

circle played this song no he didn't there going and play this song no fucking way no fucking way he played this dude how do our songs keep overlapping so far i did not steal this from him i did not steal this but anyway

this is fuck and facts

this is factual

yes

loki true

mill and i'm not want to rease this long tweet i don't want to read that shit

oh i wonder why

guys you want to know some news

this tuesday

check this out

this tuesday

me

me and logo are going to tag team debate keith woods versus it's going to be me and logo versus keith woods and one other third position it's going to be a tag team debate and it's going to be on something called the kill

stream i don't know what the kill stream is but that's what it's going to be on i've heard that name before i don't know what it is but that's what it's going to be on that's banned from which is it so i can't do it on switch then destiny was supposed to go on at early

earlier ok so i think i'll have to stream that one on you tube that on's going to go on you tube it's going to be on you tube well let's not mention it again stop mentioning it we're not supposed to mention it if you know that ok it's banned from you tube to what

guys here's what i'm going to do since you guys are falking first of all you keep mentioning it you get banned for five days understand i'm going to add a thing moderation

all right and we go all right well i'll keep you guys update on this word about it w is it that fringe that sneeze

been on many times stop mentioning it stop mentioning it drop it

drop it

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ok let's continue animal liberation front anarchy is steal rat traps from the supermarket in germany this revolutionary action was the memory of six dead rats

's found in the process rat trap stolen six rats in front of the supermarket stolen indsposed fixing wires you take the habitat from rats and other animals by building new houses on the last green areas of the

city and then you set traps to poison them they die of cruel painful and slow death maternal bleeding i will come back this action is dedicated to the six wonderful the rat ladies one fortunately left far too early

unfortunately this is literally the german left and they've been the german left has been this way since the nineties i can confirm they've been like that since the nineties guys i knew a lot of german leftists i knew a lot of german leftists on the internet ok and they show

oed me a lot they showed me an article written by a german leftist guys get this i literally remember reading a blog post written by a german leftist

who is defending

relations with their dog

on revolutionary grounds it was a woman and they were they were literally like di anarchists talking about it in a leftist way yeah there's a lot of weird tendencies in the german left lot of weird things going on yeah yeah

the german left destroyed the g d r yeah very true very true here's my my experience with the german left is this the german left

is even worse than the american left way worse way it's not even a falking competition the german left

pokes and prods every fucking human limit there is every single human instinctual limit you have as a human being they're going to test the limit

yeah they they call everything into question they take ruthless criticism very seriously

they critique every falking sacred thing

practically was it real yes it was real it was real

i can't go into details but yes it was real

i i lo dude the german left had guys have you ever heard of the anti germans the anti deutsch anti germans guys ever heard of them

one of the biggest tendencies on the german left they called themselves the anti germans and they were germans who believed that germany was inherently evil and that german leftists need to spend their time eternally atoning for the sins of germany because germany is evil germany's absolutely evil

and

the the anti germans would wave american flags and israeli flags and they supported the american war on terror and every single american effort they would support it yeah they were super big nio conons super big nio conons and

the anti germans would say that muslims are islamo fascist conservatives and that they're the actual fascists

muslims are and that they supported george bush against them to defend western civilization and guess what guess guess what most of the anti germans became guess what group they eventually would join the a f d they became neo nazis they became neo nazis

so guys let me ask you a question when i tell you

that american fascism is going to come from a merger of the d s a and the neo cons maybe i know what i'm talking about because that's that's literally what happened in germany the anti germans were just like the american left now and they they were neo conservatives they literally were vos the anti germans were literally vouch they literally had vouchtakes about everything

what the fog why did i forget this

what the folk i literally forgot this dude

i learned about this shit in twenty eleven

god damn hi man

i can't believe i never told you guys about this yeah

all of this

this shit a bred tube like supporting american imperialism

ud it all comes from the anti germans it all comes from those guys it literally all comes from them

they were the first one they have the same arguments too that's the thing the anti germans would say

that american imperialism was a force of progress and that america's enemies were all fascists

reactionaries they were all reactionary fascists and that america was a force of progress

oh my god i can't believe i forgot this i didn't make that connection are they feds no they were leftist in germany they called themselves the anti germans the ti detsch and they were

not fringe they influenced the entire german left after the reunification they were the dominant tendency of the german left after reunification i don't know if you guys know that

they were the dominant tendency like they were very mainstream among the german left

imagine starting a party called the anti americans what bretdub isz like that you don't think about it can explain how the became a of d it was the moslem thing because moslem refugees were coming to germany and the backward moslem refugees according to them needed to be combaated and that was the a of d there you go

when did they first appear i think in the eighties i think they came from the eighties it was the eighties but even before them

those frankfort school guys came to very similar conclusions and they're very influenced by the frankfort school hoorkeimer supported america in vietnam because horkeimer said the vietnamese were fascists and that all of the communists

both thedrno and horkeimer thought

communist movements and states were fascists

and wr cimer explicitly supported america in vietnam because for wr cimer america was a force of enlightenment in western progress and the vietnamese patriots were fascists

yeah these people were contacted by the o s s

the british intelligence to be hired they were american agents british and american agents adorno was like less bad because adorno was like no fuck everyone but it was in practice it was the same position you know adorto was like more critical in black billd i

know america's bad or because everyone's bad but it's the same shit you know in practice

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i'm getting flashback jude

you know something about thel i'm gonna i'm gonna throw a lot of people under the bus

you know what i'm gona talk shit i like these people but i'm going to critique them ready

and it's been a long time since i've checked in but here's my critique ready

b

deluz gillis delz has the most dogmatic followers on planet earth

his he is a god to his followers

so ill i all

and let me give you an example of why

even the neorationalists if you know what that is they're called the neorationalists i used to fuck with them a lot and i still like them

and i'm still influenced by them but i don't agree with them the neorationalists are now kind of on this thing where they're just like

you know what

fuk all of these you know continental guys they're all pseudo intellectuals

but you know why they did that to save dels from being critiqued imminently instead of confronting an imminent critique of dels from the perspective of the theory delos was coming from they just went to analytic philosophy and foreclosed their delusan origins and they still basically worshiped delis like de is still the ultimate their ultimate point of reference

you know so that's my critique of delosians the lsians are the most dogmatic people on earth and they will never admit this to you but they are so fucking dogmatic

delusans are like they do not recognize anything beyond the lose like for example there's a very clear and powerful critique of the ls musters musters a devastating critique of thels right and no one has taken it seriously

and it pisses me off actually it kind of pisses me off nobody takes seriously just because he's a fucking celebrity just because he's a funny sniffy guy and he's known for his like

celebrity status nobody actually takes him seriously he's a very serious thinker ok he's an extremely serious thinker you know

thank

sounds like a pampered socialist on this platform that has a cult like following thoughts on g anti stalinism o a very serious thinker but he's also a very cringe thinker i'm not saying he's not cringe he is

you are do me

but he's serious ok he brings up serious shit

yah

is has muslim

no comment

they debate they didn't debate

ah can

stay p that lo youo helo w um

someone shared this on the redit

oh isa hert but then really y mean was arati soh

other streamers were covering it so you couln cover it but

that's the thing if hassan if you were not corny like with this it wouldn't be you know a big deal but this is your brand dude

month

you know what

dude every major streamer came out to defend hassan there's a clip of thirty nine daft she gives her take

i like thirty nine death

i don't watch her but

she has good content so let me see what she has to say

b ha son

he i can't hear shit let me turn up the ball

six hundred percent

but he's just a streamer like he's just trying to educate people on politics he's not someone like a like a mr bazo's or an eelon that's actually actively contributing to exploiting people for labor

good

hassan has hassan literally made everyone into a socialist

hassan made everyone into like a socialist who like

talks in terms of socialism and like

talks about exploitation in the proletariat

like hassan turned hassan made it mainstream

that's the only reason i respect the son

just like how hassan made socialism mainstream though i'm going to make marxism leninism mainstream

right

but hassan made it into something that not everyone talks about you know

he makes he makes it into something everyone talks about

like why is she talking about socialism or whatever right

it's weird

what

to be fair i mean like okay i know he's your friend but this is not an honest take this is not an honest take

he's not exploiting anyone except for that one video edited

getting mad aboutsumers having money getting mad about not disclosing money getting mad isstumers disclosing money

getting mad at shumors

having money

come on is she actually going to critique us on

of course not

massmers like they don't have money because they don't want to talk about having money because some people get mad if they talk about having money but then some people get mad that they aren't talking about having money because they know that they have a lot of money so

yeah i just

yeah that's

seems like no one's no big the only big streamer who is like critiquing hassan is destiny

no one's talking about it

brother louih loui louis

oh he sent him to me

oh lady louis

he' is undercver

did you hear what happened to destiny

yes i did

i don't know if i can share it on twitch

but yes i did

i did hear what happened

i literally did hear what happen

he accident he was trying to get ecstasy and accidentally got something else

so the story goes you know

no

average anarchist

anime too you don't forget this one

were can i see what happened it's on elisf

it's on eliis

me

assan is the cover to allow them to live the lives they want

they turn on him they turn on themselves i don't know

it's a big club and we're not in it that's just what it is all of these streamers are friends they're all friends with each other

he's no different than a tele evangelist d i don't get it dude has san is like i don't ha san get this big you know

is like friends with every single big streamer every single big streamer is friends with has on can you believe that

and can you guys imagine me having that many friends buck no buck no you can't

do you know how many enemies i make

he's liable

are you sir

i don't think that's it i think hassan people you know what i no no this is guys i'm going to have i'm going to have a hot take about hassan i got a really hot take about hasson you guys want to hear it i'm going to tell you the theory of harsson oh my god i'm about to balking blow your minds i'm about to blow your minds

i'm going to tell you why hassan rose to prominence o let's rewind to the year twenty nineteen the raj show twenty nineteen let's rewind game what was the year twenty nineteen the year of the clampdwn

the year of the clampdown twitch was becoming increasingly politically correct society was becoming increasingly politically correct and increasingly leftist and these streamers raje and all those other guys

we're super non p c look dodud de de name is raj he used to do like an indian accent right

super non p c guys super non p c okay they were all non p c

ok i'm going to turn off the music for this

oank

i'm goinga give you the scoop

i'm to give you the scoop

here comes and all of these guys were anti p c too

every sing one mitch

jones whatever

train regs

raj

everyone all those excusie all those people

we're not p c right

then here comes hassan and hassan was the first

left leftist

prominent leftist to start going on the rasho

right

beside it destiny

so let me tell you what happened

rose

and all the other streamers started to patron to hassan because they were like

look around me

which

the internet

society institut everything's becoming very p c

and we have to now like it's dangerous you can't say certain things now

you can't do certain things

we have to really

you know watch our backs

they see this guy hassan

and the power that they see

in this new pc trend they look at hassan and they see that as the source of the power

because hassan is ideologically a leftist so they look at hassan and they see the guy who's like responsible for all of it

right

they look at hassan and they see the guy

who represents

this big change that's happening

that they are powerless as controll or stop so if you can't beat them join them

that's why

rajh started to get close with hassan cause rajah is a business austin is a business man

ok

and austin can see society

is getting more p c

corporations are getting more left wing and p c

the you know government's getting more

p c and you know left wing because

this is the shift of society right

twitch

and rot and awsin's like ha how do i

make my show as mainstream as possible

i got a ally with hassan

because if i ally with hassan hassan will

guide me to the point of legitimizing myself

in the eyes of this new power

you get it

and all of the other streamers who were never p c before started looking at this nere saying oh fuck

i'd better change my behavioor because if i keep up my old ways i'm going to be banned so they started getting friends with hassand because to them it's like

it's like a reign of terror

hassan represents the power

of

the new p c society so they would rather be friends with it's like imagine a country comes and occupies your country you then the elites get buddy buddy with the occupiers so that

they save themselves you what i'm saying they work out a deal

and everyone benefits you know i'm saying that's the same thing with that happened with this new politically correct turn that changed everything on which

and the internet

that is and it's the same thing is true for h three h three the same thing that's why all of these that's why hassan's friends with literally every single big fucking streamer on the platform

that's literally why

and i always knew that i always saw that i always saw like why is austin getting so close to hassan i literally

kne exactly why

because he could austin could foresee

that hassan represents

the next mainstream

and that he better ally with this guy because that's

where the trend is going

yeah

i generally think people watch assan' streams to know

what's safe for

to say in their own lives friends work extreme yeah

yeah

that's definitely why the streamer's like hassan that's that's what he is dude

he like

caze let me tell you this new politically correct society is like a reign of terror people genuinely are scared and don't know

what they're allowed to say

and what they're allowed to say they don't know right it's not because they have a certain etiology they literally just don't know what they're going to get attacked for right

so

they watched people like hasan so they could stay safe

because

you get fired from your job you get cancelled

you will get

you know what i mean it so it's scary you know

yeah

it's literally all from his looks no dude it's not

it's not all from his looks

leave everything else the same and change

his appearance to a five seven neckbeard

you'd be lucked i one cave use

his looks are a part of it obviously

what

you know

that's not enough

i'm gona call you soon stay alive we'll talk yeah i'm staying alive don't worry

i'm staying alive

remember a zerk i got my new account

yet i added you on it's not that old infrareectual one

and this courd

yeah i'm stay in love

you know what i don't know why i've never said this because i've always thought this

and i just forgot that i was a streamer and i could actually like tell like the world this

drop a message in my discord all right um let me find me

yeah i just sent it you yeah

you're not a streamer because you're not you i swear to god did i remember use i used to be in hassan's chat and fuck in austin a raz would always be there he would always be there and he would

every chance he would get he would he would talk to us on im like what's going on i said i know what's going on acause i remember that show used to be different and austin needed to save himself for the new era you know he needed to save his show to this new you need to adapt to this new political and cultural climate you know andm i the first person appointed

shit out a i feel like nobody just nobody said this you know maybe he is friends with him good but i literally saw firsthand how they became friends i literally witnessed it i literally used to be in hasan's chat i wouldn't type in his shat i just watch i literally saw that playout you know when did also start the russ

i don't know but do those first rag shows were not walking p c ok they were not p c dud you just showed monk s right monka w ud that's peppi the frog you know where peppy the frog is from you know what i mean that's what wwich used to be like which used to be

like or chan you know yeah you were a bigger hassan fan i was not a fan i was just kind of fascinated that there's a lefty

ing into this scene

you know

but

yeah i was new to twitch you know this sion a son was always stupid

it was it was different for me because that was right before the primaries so to me hassan represented the bernie guy right so i took him more seriously and but i could sey i literally knew why he was gaining popularity in those circles

because they were scared of the new fucking thing ason follows go no are you jealous of hassan no i'm not genuinely not i'd rather be me than be his on it's nice to be tall but i'd rather be me you know a sons kind of goofy you know what's the reason for you becoming more

c it's a way to filter all of the ugly truths of life you know it's about filtering just filtering hiding the ugly truths of our reality because it's more convenient you know

you know what it is i was thinking about this the other day because i myself have to maintain a level of p c just to be on the platform and i have to worry and i have to be scared of like swastikae and shit so i was thinking about it p c comes from anxiety i just remember tweet i just said

american left comes from anxiety it comes from the anxiety that all of our spontaneous instincts are bad and that we have to mechanically like behave to know in order to be good you know we can't just be like natural human beings

it's this sxiety that like i don't know it's an anxiety in the face of a perceived evil but that perception is the is very evil itself that's the thing you think i would be i have that anxiety when i see a fuck and swasti go now on when i'm stre

i get terrified i get fuking terrified you know because all it takes to show it onstream and then i'm done you know so i get terrified and he c people just have that they just have that anxiety all the fucking time you know in

they get but that's the thing that is what gives it power so ith'ch two sides of the same coin that's what gives it its power you know that's the very fucking thing that's the literal reason why people brand them swa

because they want to be edgy and they want to have the power of the prohibition so p c and these people are two sides of the same coin you know it's two sides of the same falking coin it's literally the same thing you know that's why i said it's the same as fascists

because that's is the same anxiety it's the same anxiety where you just feel like you have to control everything you have to fucking get everything locked down and secure everything to make it safe

you know

and i get that because

i have to do that when i stream now you know i have to make sure

that no nudity and no hate symbols or whatever the fuck i have to make sure none of that shows up on stream you know so i need i have to look out i have to be that you know what which the thing is

is that which says in context you can show it but you just can't glorify it but that's not true because i got banned because someone shared of historical nazi flag on my stream because i had my discord open and and that sans whatever

that guy he brought him in and he spam that flag and i sw i was not fucking glorifying it because i wasn't even the one who was showing it it was someone else who did it and it was also a historical flag you know so it is actually not

and if anyone knows this

you cannot rely on the context rule because

in context i was not glorifying it at all

and i still got banned so i am just going to assume unless i get partnered and can talk to a fucking manager and ask them

i'm just going to assume any

any if you see it at all

you will get banned

you know

sometimes i can't even stlp your joking i'm not joking right now i'm not joking right now

on text is were thirty k andes

literally fucking true dude

it's i don't even want to laugh man that's falcking true that is so true

you know

when a girl takes her hair out of a turban

starts playing with it what the fuck are you talking about

brief

depot

your first time chatter to

people come in here and just say weird shit

you know

let's jus let's continue the reading

yeah i covered this

i covered this shit

this hilarious

when are you going to turkey

i don't think i have enough donor here

to get a transplant

you know slicker

wanted to get a transplant and they told him you don't have enough donor here and i don't think i do either

you think this overly positivity attitude in being p c let me would have

being more consumers and does it have a relation to capitalism how do you not have enough doo hair isn't it the hair on the side yeah but my hair is like a tiger's stripe it's thin on the side and the back it's thin all over i don' i have like the totalitis it's not just like thinning on one part

dude i live someone literally told me like yeah they can use your chest hair your back hair your leg hair and your pubic hair and i said fuk no i'm not going to falking transplant my fuking pubic hair ont to my head i would just rather be bald and you know what i would be made fun of for life

he would just call me puw bd i don't want to be called puw bd for the rest of my life so no

absolutely not

i'm going to pee really quick i'll be right back but take a piss

ya i'm bacch

is

amica aally

jimmy doors take on afghanistan this is all jimmy giving be extra basically giving ron paul his props nice dude lo logo and conpat are the one

who pointed me in the direction of ron paul again and they're so fucking right he was the based guy in the two thousand and that was literally true for me growing up too when i was in middle school and shit that was the only fucking guy i liked dude t don't fuk with t all whatever the fuck that is that shit has side effects

yeah ron was my first political guy that i like to

thank you

we we stll

swedish staff staff left the embassy as their afghan colleagues worked then refused to answer calls from the afghan staff and even block their e mail accounts left the country what do you expect it's live that picture when america was leaving vietnam and all those people were trying to

get on the helicopter like no you're gone

it's like but we sided with you as i ought to too late that's what happens when people fucking take the wrong side you know smart technology spies on you this did you guys know

i just found out about this did you know that atlanta georgia is more heavily surveilled than arumkai the fucking capital of shinjong did you know that

check this out that i show this this is so weird and it's weird that he resigned peruss minister resigned that sgjusting shining path had cia support but why did he resign if he's in the cabinet of castio why did the have to resign that's kind of worrying that he had to resign you know

isn't it

thank

that's super weird you know

it may not be a popular take in peru but why

tm lash back to our memories aast is mine enemy

i'm sorry but i read this and it's it's not it's just not interesting it's not interesting his run out of new takes you know if you want is a good question if you want to jackpot at the lottery how would you spend it to affect politics

i'm going to grab a bar and then i'm going to respond to this

ok here's what i do you know what i would do

with that money first thing i would do i was i would create a central h q for infrared media collective ok a central h q i would get a professional studio for infrared media

then

come back

i would bankroll campaigns around the country influenced by us and from the scet that would create the skeleton of a new fucking organization or i would bankill them under the the late no this would be smarter it be smarter to bankill them

like the people's party or some other party that already exists they have the infrastructure and then and then what would happen

is that the party would get more members and more attention and through small donations the party would because a small donations are everything guys small donations are literally everything literally everything that's literally how that that's what makes or breaks a party small small donations you know so i would kick start you know

i be the poet at large fuk no i would not hire a poet at large fok no

i hope

someone saved

guys

i hope someone saved the pot out large shit

my streams are so fucking funny i hope you guys are archiving this shit because i don't save my streams i don't i let twitch delete them after fourteen days i don't save my streams ok

and there's so much hilarious shit

that i don't save i hope you guys saved it

ah that's crazy

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crazy victims of infrared foundation oh my god

i hate to talk

nobody fucking follows my tick talk and big talk is boring dude i hate making tickk sh

do digal an entire post i think i might recommend this

as a lot of the maoists they support the c p p against uterte

two

the c p p support navalne and hong kong protests i recommend reading this shit read this post y will be you guys will very much be

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will fuck in weak weaken it you know so you don't want to deal with that kind of canose all you only want to fuck with that when it comes to infections or something like that

if you want to just treat your hair problems it's not the way to go

all right ' see anything else on the d it we're going to cover this

in a second

this is actually super hod on i can't show this

actually cannot show this is super hom

that will offend muslims

i mean i'm not offended but it will offend muslims not going to show them show some respect it's basically like the face all law makes when a western white lady claims she's a witch and it's just like a chad muslim guy but come on you can say all has a face that's like that is like the most like dud in

in a in the west a lot of people

um

a lot of people think that uh

parking

was that say

a lot of people think that like oh drawing the prophet is like the worst thing you could do but drawing god is the worst yet don't worry i'm talking to or going now he's he needs like fifteen minutes

thoring

that's like the worst thing you could do you know you could that's even worse you know

that's like mega you know

i see

dude i i literally remember this is that tues new video it's super cool i've s i've actually seen some of it it's super cool and we see there's anys us i doubt it it's called the silent history of african socialism check this out it's twenty two minutes go give this

video wats it's a really good video

not now but save it save this video it's super cool dude i remember growing up and everyone was doing like the draw mouhammad day or whatever right so fucked u od that's why i fucking hated southmark

that's why i knew south park was satanic south park was always testing the limits with that shit how i'm so gy shut the fuck up it's yeah literally a buck and needalstic sa tanic society you know literally fucking evil

get on bum b

you shot me then you gp and i'm like bump i see the satisfaction in your eyes bump you not trusting so so

you shut sor bumpump you shut me and you ugh and i'm down get on bump bup i see the satisfaction in your eyes i'm bumpump i'm looking at you and i'mcre why

y soul is tale

did you cover the logo thing

not yet i gota know if there's any to us

logos told me it was not much there wasn't much that was covered

he

let's check this out ron paul you richard wol thing first

are paid athletes workers cause aw richard don't let me down dude don't let me down

yeah dude

south park was disgusting dude south park was disgusting

dude you know it's weird

you know what destroyed south park

and this is what every south park fan tells me

trump

that's why i love chm

trump focking destroyed

destroyed all of that niholistic shit you want to know why

because trump

listen

southpark all south park knew how to do was make fun of reality

trump was literally

comedy and living form

how do you make fun of trump

how do you make fun of him

you can't he

he himself

is the living form of comedy

so

when south park started to make fun of trump

it started to be unfunny and cringe and it didn't work

you couldn't yeah you couldn't satiriz trump he beat them

trump fucking beat all of those people he beat them and i will always be grateful to him for that

as a ok as a muslim who grew up in america

where the peak meada was offending everyone as much as possible and drawing the sacred whatever

and making fun of muslims and all that kind of nihlistic shit south park

i am grateful to trump

we're destroying that metal

because trump literally became comedy and living form

and he was on du that's the president

remember that guy's the president so

the joke is on you you can't just make fun of reality dude that's your president

what are you going to do you know

he can't make fun of that he makes fun of himself

he makes fun of this entire country himself

you know

trump was also the fall of comedy

no he wasn't

it was the fall of mainstream

comedy and who cares dude fowk mainstream comedy

life got way more funny for me after trump i used to laugh every day

because of trump

they could have satirized them if they had any humilian willingness to

think beyond their

they couldn't you could not satirize trump you can't you can't

there's no way to satirize him dude how do you satirize trump

how do you make a satire of trump doude

if you make a saturre of trump

you're just proving you're stupid

because think about it

trump literally knows he's a troll and he knows that you know if you take it seriously

they should have sticked to celebes and not politics

yeah they should have sticked to sllabs

and not politics and not religion either dude

it was cringe

we offend everyone equally but don't question why we're almost always trying to make fun of muslims black people and other minorities

yeah

i know

you' the worst

falking people were south park republicans i hated those falking people

you know

all of the ron paul libertarians

we're super sincere genuine people

but the south park types

we're just neholistic and i always stayed away from them and i never trusted them

those are the guys who just liked pot

they just wanted to smoke pot

they didn't believe in anything they didn't believe in anything they just wanted the smoked pot

south park craters are ron paul libertarians no they're not

they're not ron paul libertarians they're fuckin

libs

they're liberal libertarians they're fuckin

they're like scandinavian libertarians you know

this is richard wolf from democracy at work

responding to another ask

pross wolf

question

from our patrion community

this question

comes from james

and it asks about those very high paid

actors actresses

athletes and so on

here in the united states

some of them earn in the millions of dollars and even up

heading towards a billion

he asks me

are those really workers in the marxian system

does it make sense

to call them workers

when they earn so much money

this question comes up often so i want to respond as directly

as i can

income that you earn

and your position in a class structure

are two different things

you know oh

please richard don't don't be cringed dude come on

the united states the dominant ways of thinking about economics

have collapsed together

class structure

the way the economy is organized on the one hand

and the way incomes are distributed on the other as if they were the same

there's an old tradition that defines class in terms of how much wealth you have how much income you get

and so on

that's a very old definition of class

existed for

thousands of years before call marx was that were born

what marx did was add a new and different

concept of class

a new and different definition

class had to do not

with how much money you earn

or even how much power you had

it had to do with your position

in something that goes on in every society

namely the production and distribution

of a surplus

marx was interested in that because other people hadn't understood it

it wasn't that income isn't important of course it is

and it wasn't a power and how much you have or don't have

isn't important of course it is

but those things are different

for example

jeffrey bzos hasan enormous amount of wealth

but not all that much political power

joseph biden has an enormous amount of power

as a president but not all that much wealth

and he's richer than most of us

but far from wielding the kind of wealth

that people like elon musk

or bezos or bill gates

which of them is in the upper class

is then a question depending on how you

defined class

marx's definition was this

where are you

each individual

in the system of producing and distributing surplus

and here's what he meant

in every economy most people do the regular work

they produce chairs and software programs and hamburgers and blouses and all the rest

but those people the workers

always produce more than they themselves consume

where does that extra what marx called that surplus wheres it go

in slavery it goes from the workers the slaves who produce the stuff

to the masters fact the masters take it all give back some to the slaves

to keep them going and keep the rest the surplus

for themselves

in feudalism the serfs do the work

and the lords the lords of the land the landlords

keep the surplus

and in capitalism

marks discovered

it's the employees who do most of the work

who always produce more value than they get paid in wages

that difference

is the surplus which capitalists call profit oh my god they're all getting it from richard wolf

that's where hasan's getting everything

all of hassan's takes come from richard wool

richard come on man i defended you i defended you against destiny

i i you know

i showed out for you man i defended you

i defended your honur

come on man

come on

i i still respect you but like

man you're leading them astray

you're leading them astraight

they'd like to believe

they produced it

but they didn't

the employees did

just like the lords of feudalism and the masters in slavery like to believe they

caused the surpluses that they lived so luxuriously on

but they did

well then what do we do with highly paid workers

if they're still producing surplus for somebody else

their workers where they get paid a lot

or medium or a little

you know in slavery you may not know this but in slavery there are many examples of slaves

who own to their own slaves in other words you have a hierarchy

slaves rich enough to own their own slaves were slaves with wealth

slaves with income

but they were still slaves

they still were owned by somebody else

but it was just a system that allowed and owned slave to also own slaves

and so it is possible for a worker

lebron james was some great movie star

who works and produces val

oh my god he's the one who taught them that le bron is a worker richard

come on man

you lost the plot

you lost the plot

come on mare

come on richard

all right so the we're going to do

he's going to message me

i'm just really quick it's not going to happen right now

but

when i go on zirca it's going to be a

a podcast

we're going to do a podcast he's calling it the cave man podcast

so

oh my god these bugs are so falcking shameless

o i'm wash my hands

alisol took the liberty of taking a piss

sorry for not asking your permission guys

i check out the wrong plting

again all this idea that who could have seen this coming they're writing articles now that say it was an intelligence failure and

uh everyb

so here's ron paul from twoentand and eleven

uh

so that's ten years ago

the halfway point of this war a decade in a decade left

and ron paul was prescient

and he knew exactly what was going to happen and he predictsed here

and i'm going to just say i'm just going to play this

and now you know why

the military industrial complex in the establishment media hates ron paul

why do they you see the establishment hacks in the media that i just showed you

always want more war and if you end a war they're going to ridicule you just like richard engle did

right just like liz cheney

it's like all those pukle

so here is ron paul ten years ago

going to let us know i'm going to step out of the frame

i think the i thank the gentleman and mr speaker ask unanimous consent to revise and extend my remarks

without objection gentleman is recognized

don't ilt me check something e'se it

o i'm back

the question we're facing today is should we leave

afghanistan

i

i think the answer is very clear and it's not complicated

of course we should

as soon as we can

this suggests that we can leave by the end the year

if we don't we'll be there for another decade would be my prediction

the american people are now with us

a group of us here in the congress bipartisan group

for nearly a decade have been talking about this

arguing not to expand the war not to be over there not to be a nation building

and

the american people didn't pay much attention

now they are

the large majority of the american people now say it's time to get out of afghanistan

what year was this what year was this this is like twenty ten right

yeah

twenty eleven or twenty ten

dude the only man of principle in politics even more than berniey bernie fuck and sold out this guy never sold out i disagree with ron paul a lot

but he is a man of principle he never sold out

you can give them that much

it's a fruitless venture

too much has been lost

the chance of winning since we don't even know what we're going to win

a doesn't exist

so they are tired of it

financially there's a good reason to come home as as well

some argue we have to be there because if we

leave under these circumstances will lose face it will look embarrassing to leave

so how many more men and women

have to die how many more dollars have to be spent

to say face that the post in d g g about infrared oh my god what is this d g g

destiny read it

what post are you fucking talking about

what at what post

what post

by knew

if it's in new it's fucking irrelevant

it is one of the worst arguments

y

possible

what are you guys reacting to what did they say

what it what dore you guys reaction to

in the chat sry i was looking away for sex

one seven

what did they say i can't even see them

the thing on d j g read it was nothing

yeah that was nothing

that was nothing it was like

a clip of me that

someone just posed

we're not there under legal conditions

this is a war who says it isn't a war everybody talks about the

afghan war

was the war declared of course not it wasn't declared

there was a resolution passed that said that the president at that time under the emergency of nine eleven

could go and deal with al qaeda those who dealt

and and brought upon the nine eleven

the bombings

but

al qaieda is not there anymore so we're fighting the taliban

the taliban used to be our allies at one time when the soviets were there taliban

once

their main goal is to keep

born

occupationers out

they want foreigners out of their country

they're not al qaeda

yet most americans mayb be less so now

but the arguments here on the floor is we got to go after al qaeda

this is not a war against al qaeda if anything it gives the incentive for al qaeda

to grow in numbers rather than dealing with them

you know the mon the money issue

we're talking about a lot of money how much do we spend in year probably about one hundred and thirty billion up to a trillion dollars now in this past past decade

later on in the day we're going to have two otes

we're going to have a vote

one

doing something sensible

making sense out of our foreign policy bringing our troops home and saving hundreds of billions of dollars

and then we also will have a vote against n p r to cut the funding of n p r

there's a

you know what's up

belong

hello

come up ok hold up

i'm going to come up

i'm talking a zoko right now

got to came up on the

discored one second of the

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listen video

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stream

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the sumer

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hello

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yeah i'm pretty sure he's just setting that shit up

be sure you just set hi up

what is the

ave man parker

prettyre youjust setting up

than

hello

what up what up

ok ok

i'm on zirka's dream right now that's why

i saen

you are a bick okay okay

what up everybody

m

so it's the caveman podcast you know

going to be talkin about this whole debacle with hassan

are there any showrunners producing videos on the main channel yes

i'm working with

i'm going to work with ezra and luca

on a script for something upcoming it's going to be super coool

it's goninga be really cool

you're muted

well home se

i am muted on mind so it should work

actually let me check

settings

voice and video

yeah it should work

should work

amen

guys i'm thinking about ordering a fucking a

thinking of eating a little bit of scandalous tonight you know i'm going to order

ride eggs

tater tots and chicken

in a rap

what do you guys think you guys want one

i think i'm goinga order one

i'm craving eggs man

i'm craving eggs

you guys

is amad going to improve bmy redit posts ever

he tho i don't trust your ship man

i don't trust you shit that's the thing

i just don't trust your shit

added sliced lettuce

i

can i have some

yeah sure

yam i'm hungry

i'm hungry as folkmn

i've never not had a post immediately approved

what is a caveman podcast

um

it's related to your momum

took the spice pill and you're going to take the jet shot the fuck up dude i want

that that's two entirely different things

the thing with spicy food is i just never would eat it you know i'd always avoid it i know i fucking listen to jazz

you know

i've listened to jazz

cake sounds disgusting right now man sweet food sounds really disgusting to me i need some eggs

and

fried

you know fried eggs that's what i want

it's fried

i can either eat that today or wait till tomorrow and eat a burger tomorrow

but

ah let me think

berger tomorrow five guys

now i ain't really worth it

five guys is a scam

bme

can you see me let me see

nononon n

and no

a

so the thing is

the thing is

you like five guys

what

i'm just kidding

um

fve guyss good

so basically

i think later tonight after a dream

i'm goninga play halo

i got a new controller

i'm gonna play some master chief collection and to play halo three

you' know let me see if my funckined windows sound

sound

ah f

i can

i wish you could stream me on i need a fucking cam to stream me on the couch

i'm going to set up a couch cam dude

i need to falk in

when i game i hate gaming

in front of my pc

i want to fucking game on my t v

and guys

if you don't notice

see this tv

i have a fuck in fifty foot cable h m

that goes into my pc that i set up

like a few months ago

so i can fuck and play any game i have on my p c i can play it on that

e

yeah it's a fifty foot h t m i cable

and guess what best buy sells them for like five hundred dollars

and you can get it off amazon for like twenty dollars

i would be the first

ouch streamer

no other streamer stcreams from the couch

i would be the first couch p ov streamer

but a funk it would literally work

i could literally stream capture my tv

if it's connected to my p c easily i cold stream capture it

and i could literally sit on my couch

you can have a camera looking at me on the couch

and

capturing the t v and i could just show on mights on my couch and play games

but you know what the probarm would be the mk

there would be no natural position for the might

that is an issue

but

i have a nice ess focking tv i have a nice ess focking t v

like

i got a four k

sony

sony is the best ones

ors onmo samsung sonyor samsung

you don't mike stand

what about a hot tub

you know what

good

everyone's coming back in like a few days it's gonna get crazy where i live like really really crazy

i might do like hot substreams and shit but i don't know du to it it gets too crazy

i get too crazy

you know

see is

i don't know

out does alibrell want to fuck and debate me

i didn't know that

is does he really want to de bab me

no he doesn't shut the fuckup

i'm checking his twitter right now

all broll

a he's still around

he's still around man

oh shit

od

we need to get alibre on the fuck in zirko royale

we need to get him on the royal

it would not be the same though that's the it wouldn't be the same

is it history you know

so it would not be the same

get solt on on the royal weere actually

ah

there's gas coming to lebanon

so he's going to have electricity

gas is comeing to lebanon

re man where the fuck is zerko

let me see

what happened in lebanon

they're bringing oil

to bring in oil

yeah they sell i gas

take on her son's house

we're going to talk about it in this dream

we're going to talk about it in this stream

right

release the youtube video tonight of the debate

c

everything is

studio

what a fuck

upload

interrupted

of

fox

ow

probably because i'm streaming

where you from

her parents from lebanon

lots on smir emen

it's kind of cringe

i'm just kidding he's not crings but

what you want me to say

mm

what

can you recommend a contemporary

philosopher that isn't geeic

um

fred jameson

um hum

the hell's going on man

from lebanon yeah

i am

i mean i'm not personally whe my parents are

many play some music i don't know why it's so dead in he

f

you're look good can she sleep b that l ont love sat her free oh she's only looking to she ont love you're what up

i can't hear you

was that what was that

what's on

we heard a

oner played again she

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let me fix this

does it look like this

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for

all is better ok

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man you got covered

i'm kidding

great are we luck

okay oh its it okay uhh that it ill

okay

m

first and foremost are we doing this without background music chat

i kind of like this kind of chill vibe

you guys want to start chill i don't want to caffeineate and scream

you know

because how long did you stream for ho

it's only been three hours for me

oky cool cool cool

o well we can slowly get into it because it takes a while for my people to actually fucking

get here

yeah but how you been

let's ask you some personal questions dude how have you been

um i've been pretty good going to be honest i've been pretty down

past few weeks

down on motivation but

i'm coming back

and i shaved my beard so that's the first step

second step is goninga clean my room

and that's that's actually really good to hear that you've been down on motivation but you're still streaming that's the best shit to hear yeah yeah you gotta you know especially at this stage

mm okay um and uh

what about nnotting are you nnotting

are you just working

m the truth is i'm nodding every day

like fapping or you got a girl

i do not have a girl son

so you're flapping a lot

i mean not a lot i mean like every day is normal right

that's

mm

even when you're depressed right

um

you know you're the most confident guy until you ask fucking has a personal question then he's like a fucking pussy know what you mean the fun

i'm telling you t

it's like a little kid talking about fabc

no why would it why would a kid be talking about fapyd i'm ok

i don't know i'm not

i'm depressed

when it comes to streaming

mostly like

motivation to stream but i'm still doing it' is just like

i'm streaming away later than i should be

you know what about like

are the topics not engaging or is it like youo no when i when i hit live i get into it

yea know that's for sure you do youe the use caffeine

nop

i don't use anything

but apparently i know i'm

you know

losing out because everybody's on some kind of shit you know

dude here's the secret after three hours live

that's when you down caffeine and then for some reason

you've got another like four hours of content

right anything ps what about five hour energy

i like that stuff i haven't used it in a while but i like that stuff you know i use gal on mind

but i used to use that in the club

because a longer duration is probably better than spiking with red bull

yah

you

i don't want to hear that red bullshit do you think you're going to get partnered

that

they did not respond yet it's been like over a week

so i have no clue

yeah here's a thing

they need to come up with an excuse right don't they don't they tell you like the reason why

ah yeah they're going to call you a react andy so what did they what did they tell you

well they're going

here's what they tell you the like you're reacting too much and you'll be like i'm not a react andy and they'll be like you're reacting to your chat

we but i'm like a debater you know like i'm

i

yeah no if if they don't uh partner you then uh

you man i want chow with you i'll be it'll be so depressing to look at your face i'll be like what i ruined this guy he should have chosen someone else dude not dude before

i ever fucking came on your stream like as has or whatever

i was

not meant for twitch

at first i adapted now a nom like civilized

but when i first got on here i was just

them

but you know what

my

first

two bands were actually not fair it was literally bullsit

what was the first one

so check this out there's this lefty streamer guy

that i was debating

and

my discord was open on the stream

and he invited a guiye

to put a swastika

on the

on the discord that was showing and i didn't even know twich's rules like ban all swastikas or whatever

and i was like ah what the fuck youre trying to prove bitch and then like yeah i got banned for seven days

first maan

would did it say on the email though

it said like

hat' yeah like itsd like showing or glorifying hate symbols or some shit like that

and and i sent them the evidence that like this streamer

who never got penalized is the one who brought this guy in

to do that for that purpose

they didn't give a fug

yea it so

it's i've noticed political leftees

you swaskas more than actual nazis like when they want to get someone damaged yeah they'll just the call anyone a nazi it's kind of weird

yeah it's fucked up

and then the second one god i've seen the left the on twitch who never got in trouble for this

he kept spam

calling a black guy a nazi

the fat

yeah and when i was watching the thing i was like huh i wonder you know i was naive back then so i was like oh he's going to get in trouble for this dude like he just

harassing the shit out of this kid

and then nothing of roven

le's wktob

the second thing was that i watch the documentary

m

on stream

and i got banned for thirty days

oh it's the sae

no no here's a thing

so it showed a sniper

down a guy from like

two miles away so you don't see any gore you just see him fall

but the guy survived

he gets interviewed like right after

for that specific scene

i got fucking bann for thirty days and check this out

hassan watched this same documentary nothing happened to him

oh wow yeah

oh so you watched the cae a s on watch that so you knew you're safe

kind of yeah because he was on oh yeah has san watch it it's fine so i was like ok

and there were some parts that were to ous but i saw them you know a son

asson piker

monetized every

riot

every protest

he broke terms of service for the w

somer

do you remember that

oh my god dude i'm fucking scared to show anything man

if i see vulcan

i'm too scared to show fuckin

like

sports fights you know what i mean

i don't know what's allowed what's not allowed it's like

i'm

yeah if i see any like

rio or if i see a protest

i get funken scared

yeah yeah did the weirdest thing that happened to me is i was irall streaming with myselfi stick and as i'm talking and preaching

a protest starts happening behind me and it swallows me the march you know the people marching starts swallowing me

a my chance like look behind you and i heard a lot of screaming

and it was a kelling on

oh s

they're likele save the children and stuff

and

and then it my chance i go go make fun of them and stuff and then

when i went there to talk to them i ended up looking like a pedal

right

because they the guy turned it on me and he's like so what do you not you don't think elites are you know molesting children are you you know

trying to protect them and i'm like what the fuck

and i was like you can't win with these people you know like

but

you know what's interesting it's

you

could literally get bann fri

anything like the it's different rules for every player

and

when you're a live streamer you can't hide that unfair feeling in your face you know like it is an unfair place to be right

yeah the suberunfah

yeah which is weird be caause like people come up to you and they like you're jealous you know you're jealous

you were talking what some guy chad wrote to me that you're jealous that hason got a three million dollar house

and i'm like this is some shit i always say is that

the biggest streamers right now

were able to grow because and it create like a community whever because they started out in a fucking

no rules environment so they had a fucking advantage you know

when you have to follow all these falcon rules it's harder

you know

yeah and i don't think it was as cut throat back then because

now people have vendettas and they're very personal so

to to grow on to grow your chideg which you actually have to move like a hawk you know yeah because people are out to destroy you

yeah right yeah and then

in the past it wasn't like that and in the past it was like streamer and chat and now it's like

no matter what anyone everything's hypeer

politicizer

the fucked up thing is like the more like um

the more like sanitized the platform got

the more like imagine you're just a normal guy who wants to stream

like you can't you if you want to get big as a streamer you literally have to be a ruthless

like battle strategist to fuck in thinks in terms of like

always being attacked in pla

you know just how do how does a fucking normy actually stream on this platform

ot and i would say

this is why a lot of you tubers can make it

here it

so if you can' spin narratives your fox

yeah

yeah you can talk if you if you can't go to war and be involved in drama and fucking

and be do all that ugly shit you have no chance

yeah and your rebuttal has to be live it can't be like two days later because then you end up looking evil

yeah

like someone accuses you of something you better be

quick you know

they are true y

do you have internet lefty friends in real life

no

one of my good friends

ah i went to college with him

and i wouldn't i wouldann't consider him like an internet lefty but we

you know he helped with infrared you know

and i know him in real life

but that's about it

thats

you know

infrared is probably the best marketing i've ever seen i was how did he think of that you know like that puts you in a war war mindset you know

like inform the name what i didn't come up with a name myself it was one of the guys

nothing

really

you have them

so that the one good thing about your channel's not even

i came up with the symbol as like a temporary placeholder but we just rolled with it

like that

oh shit

oh that that's right because

it's like this is a point of conflict between us i guess because

my symbol is the flucking

it's a globe you know

i hadn't even i didn't even notice that oh shit you didn't oh fuck i didn't i thought it was like a scop i thought it was like a sniper scope

no it's a herb

something about mebrew is i don't see globes

yeah

no shit

okay um alright we're going to get on the topic soon cha this should be a good one

but

first of all have you ever preach about living within your means

um not really no

are you a minalist

like first personally yes i am

personally i'm the type of guy

where i want is

i want all of my possessions to be

in my hands

that makes sense like i don't want to have to

and trust others to handle my posessions

if i can't

pack it up

like i always have the mentality like

everything important that i own

i need like

a day to pack up and get the fork out

you know

s the cavemen take but they're based because

the way i see it is if you gave me three million dollars

the last thing i want is to maintain a giant space

no helena

well he here's what i was thinking if i had three million

i would i don't know how i would spend all of it but i would want

i want

like a yard i want to backyard and like grass space

yeah that's what i want you know

but the only drawback from like living in a fucking more rural place is

where you going to get pizza where are you going to get

you know oh i never thought of that w shit like i can just walk down and get pizza you're right exactly yeah

and wherere you going to see like crackkids fighting in shit

aright

something weird always happens down here

but that would be the nicest thing the nicest thing to me

would be like a log i don't not this be a log house but like a a cosy

a cabin in the foking yeah a cabin yeah

that's what i would want

nice little cabin

pro you sound like a fucking petoparn would you mind to cat in the woods pro

i want a cabin in the goddam woods alone like a hermit

no i have my wife with me

oh that's sweet

yah s and since she's in the woods she can meet another guy the you then you're competing with bears

the

knowing

how's he's going to marry some chick who like actually gets turned on by like

bears and fucking

but you know you're going to i'm very you know i'm not that far left ok i'm not that

i got lim you know what's so interesting about the left is if you go if you go really far they start justifying like

peto and bstlity yeah one hundred percent

i literally just stle my chat

there's a i read this german article this german leftist

it was a woman and she was talking about like how

it was liberation that

she

put peanut butter down there for her dog

to run

yam

deliberation for her or the dog just in general like oh it's a pression

you know it's a sick onom

yeah so

yeah that

it's definitely like a mental illness element

does the firt do you remember the old days on yahoo messages where people would posse questions and people would answer

yeah

i used to go there when i was going torough puberty

and i would search your plate

hm

michael

my girl wants to do this with me and you know just to learn about that stuff right yeah and i would just search up random topics and the weirdest one i ever clicked on

i didn't search for it

was a lady on some mom

on

yahoo

and she put peanut butter there and she's like at first the dog started to and i didn't like it

but then i liked it

and when i when you're sixteen and reading this this is traumatized

no i read it i read the thing that i'm talking about at like fifteen

oh really yeah

yeah oh di it hurt you

oh i thought you were just in voshs read it i'm kidding

let me tell you something let me tell you something

ok

most lef these

even if they're not for b cality

they definitely sympathize with the beastie guys

absolutely yeah

what

does think about it

how do they justify drawing the line

you know without sounding like you know ah you're conservative you know no he here's the world we live in not wanting to fug your dog

is is an authoritarian

yeah oh my god dude dude you know what

this it's not even a joke because let me think about it

the way they justify everything is by saying oh well who is it harming right

and the peanut butter thing technically right it's not harming anyone

it's they're both consenting right

so

wait how can a dog consent

they will just be like all you know it went and look

that the dog didn't stand up like an anthropomorphic animal and say i can s not do they'll come up with some shit there they will come up with some shit you know gan the lefties will rationalize it yeah that's what i'm saying that's what i'm saying like eventually

that will be the norm

you know i maintain that you leave clifford alone

do

people come to me

because i say i don't want my girl with other men they're like

oh you're so possessive that's so reactionary like it's a fucking controversial thing to not want

you're fucking girl to be with you know i mean the best is what they say your you want you girl pg by another dude

you're pretty insecure

im

oh i god i'm like almost sec there yeah

thank

it's aight

dude this sit the that used to be friends people who like were advocating for that used to be friends

and it's almost like on read it that's the norm like that's actually what's considered normal now

it i've noticed that even at parties and stuff

people don't there's no interruptions or anything like it in their thinking when they see a a woman that has a husband

or or guy that has a wife

nobody hesitates to get her number because theyre gs open or not are you guys open or not and the fucking guy actually actually

zerka's right behind you and he's going to be shott i'll show you open what the fun

and but most of the time the guy is fine with it he doesn't do anything

you don't do anything

know i'm not goinga like being a cooked

just playfully not in fantasy is fun

like let's be honest

you've never showed off a girl like take a girl to a party and she's wearing like some crazy as outfit but that's that's a flex that's the flex on others you know but that's cookery because everyone's i fucking her

i don't know

i mean i feel that's like a bad's one hundred percent cook and not joying the cok you're you're it's that's like you

are saying like look what i can pull likem the shit you know no but you

do you do you ever do you ever like watch it do drool over your girl hell no man no i love watching it because i go i was you before i got her you know like we were in the same space but

the difference is like i made the leap and you

do you have to watch

so so no it's like you it's

yone just talking

it's a spectrum

no so it's not that you're a cook it's that you like cooking others

oh you know what i mean because it's like that's their that they want her but

you know what i mean i know i never thought of it that way yeah

yeah oh damn

mm

and sometimes like the jelicy dynamic

keeps things spice

you know like sometimes

i will talk i will flirt with some random chick

in front of her

just

just to keep her happy you know i mean she yeah yes i see

right but it's not like a milicious thing it's like she knows what i'm doing

yeah it's like it's like to to keep things interesting keep things alive you know

i

i dumb

but anyways dude if we start talking about open relationships we'll have meets

for for infinity what we're really here for

is

the ultimate topic that first of all has anyone talked about piper besides

you and me

uh destiny

he tweeted about it

oh he didn't do like an analysis video

i don't know i had no idea

allright well i'll do it

destney talks about anything so i meant like real streamers

no

i didn't i didn't hear anything so

what did you watch a what did her san say about it

i think it's so today

eyes clicked on his streaen for a second all i heard him say was that he has to move now

because

you got dogs

that's all i heard him say oh no he was he was responding to people so so hasan was saying

um

wait he has to actually move

what do you mean he got dark

like

he he doesn't like the fact that people know where he lives now heor he's going to

but all famous people have their addresses like

on the internet i thought

like

yeah i don't know he that's just what he said

but i assume the same thing as he's farming sympathy

i i guess ya

that's that's actually a smart way to turn it around if you think about it yeahyeh as in like you talk about it you're talking me but yeah it's all o the book yeah yeah

i don't use the room

he was also saying like

what was he saying he was saying

um oh there's nothing wrong with buying this house and you know i shouldn't have to be poor

and that i'm still a worker i just make more money

that's yeah dude so that's some shit so one of the things a son goes around saying is that he says he's an exploited worker but he just makes

more money and that money has not

nothing to do with it

oh so he is one of us

yeah

yeah yeah he was also saying that lebron is a worker and that

got it is michael jordan to

yeah yeah yeah chunk yeah yeah everyone who's an apparently a so according to one who has a factory in china know so this is what a sonays assan says that if you

are employed by anyone

even if you're a hollywood actor

like

even if you're in the avengers

you're a worker just because you're employed and you don't own the means of protection i don't believe that at i know he's dumb but not that dumb i don't believe that i swear to god i swear to god go see the re i reacted to it yesterday and i was fucking the

there's a vault of him protecting n b a player

and and the he dude hassan literally said that

the reason why marvel makes marvel movies make a lot of money is because the

the actors are being exploited exploited by

mmhm

it sounds like a joke i'm just telling you the truth man i thought it was because we're being exploited

no apparently the true victims is alsos what he's almust surplus value

yeah but he he doesn't understand what it means that's the problem he's just like walking out of his ass because it doesn't mean that like he

he's taken it

to a different

flove you know

well if that's a cute way to put it that way he can still be friends with chris evans and the famous people exactly yeah that's exactly it yeah like

and no basically like the conclusion is basically that like

everyone who's not

like the owner

is

allies and hassan literally was like

yeah like p

like all those people who are trying to say like that

the majority the working class is like mostly like uh

poor or like works with their hands and actually like has to actually work

like that's dividing the working class like because you know like i'm part of the working class too and you're dividing me from

the way i've always divided it

is

if you are in a gated community you are not my people

here i mean it's it's most people se here's the thing this is the problem

like most people are the more correct following their gut

when it comes to this shit

but

hassan is being taught like this like fake theory by people that is telling him

i don't think so i don't think he's being taught i think he's making up as he goes

yeah i wonder yeah

is i've heard other people say similar shit that's why i was thinking he was taught but

dude listen i covered this yesterday hassan's a guy

it will go on stream in front of forty thousand people

literally talk out of his ass and he's one hundred percent wrong and

he gets away with it

yeah know he said aristotle is turkish and that that amazed me i was like wow

i don't know but you know what here's what's weird there's also something charming about it

it's like he's like a goofy

guy who doesn't know what he's you know what i mean like

he doesn't know what he's doing but yeahyah it is cute it's it's like a

it's like

eight

it's almost like i can relate to it because it's like you clearly failed your class but like your teacher's watching you and forty thousand viewers

yeah dude i was thinking i told you i was like it's idiocrasy man forty thousand people sitting and listening to this shit and nobody sees my favorite part is that he can ah and he can

you know holl streamers go on for years about a hate thread

kicken and all

talk about a hatred by saying

mobsban anyone who talks about it we're done talking about it

i didn't know you can do that like people like train wrecks and me

spend one year talking about one hate threat right

and i had no idea you could just hack like that you could just be like we're done

n let me tell you a funny story so

there's a guy

is he name he some guy made a fake account he called himself in for a sound show

right and he like had a profile picture similarn make sense

and he went into hassan's chat

and like typed like a paragraph

criticizing his son

and hassan saw it and he thought it was me because hassan people have been telling hassan about me

and he's been like

and sneak thisissing me and like

was he call you tanky not by name

he's he's he's like he's what he's probab to make me seem like i'm like a crazy fringe guy like

oh you know i'm i'm doing it the smart way and this guy's just like you know

whatever but

he literally spent like fucking twenty minutes responding to the fake account thinking it was me

like he thought it was me and the chat and i i immediately o so that day i was depressed as fox

but that clicked us ontream right at that moment

and is like what the fuck in forus the fuk is this

and i immediately went live i got the motivation to fuck in

because i was just thought it was so funny

i've always tried to avoid talking shit abutsesson because

ever since i kicked him off a royale for beating him in a p p c debate

a is p c good or bad

o

this was like years ago

he is never want

mentioned my name like he's afraid a drop of his

billion dollar

empire is going to fall on my channel like you will not give me a drop of cloud right

the same way he does with destiny this but to me it's way worse

and i'm like dude you can't give me cloud

because soy boys hate me so it's like you can't if you wanted to

no you know here's the thing i think a lot of people

in hassan's chat not most but there's a lot

they would actually think you're bassed because like

they would see that you're like broke that is the biggest of ever no i'm saying there's something if you said that to me in person

has sons chat would find you based i would find i'm saying i'm saying that some not most but some

no but they are malleable i've yeah that they called him a sexist because he was laughing at sexist humor like women in kitchens and stuff like that hassan's omega lollinghart there's admunds and chat everyone's having a good time

and then his chack turns on him and they're like oh that's a little sexist don't you think that's very sexist

and you know what he did to them

he said no no no chat chat it's always sexes but i like bill burr so we're good

and you know the whole chats like yea we're good we're good we're you

us i had no idea you could just say you know that's like

imagine you listen some races and then be like no no no chat all races are bad except this one you know

i didn't know you could act like that

that's straight up mind game

dude his chat is fucking dude

someone in his chat said that

in for sound show after like i was all over he was like

yeah and this is on hundred percent hass stock account and then

hassana is like yeah this is the sok

and it's like

he literally just listened to our random guy and chat with zero evidence

yeah that's scary

but ok so for those of you that don't know

hassan piker is someone who's been preaching a living within his means and how he's a minimalist with a is it a camera

yeah some car like some nice car no no it's not just some car he gives us the date nineteen ninety five camery

right so he's one of us right he struggles with bill hed on he lives with his mom come on you know

all right he lives with his mom so he's one of us chad ok just get inito forty thousand subs because he's one of us

ok

used this mom i have amentioned the fuk porntars how is this not a comedy so this is thing i was saying to

the big kicker for me about the mansion

most of it seventy percent of it for me is the location

why the fox

i'll tell you why i'll tell you why

m

used

his chat

and said guys give me money so i can be in a gated community away from minorities like john zirka he imagine spending three million dollars

to live with boring old white people in a gated community it's like

why live there

it's because he wants to be part of the fucking elite circle

yeah well he wants more yeah and more money more collabs more yeah yeah

that's exactly

and he' ssa he hey you know what but it's consistent with his ideas because

remember they're all workers you know

it's the working class you know

robert downey junior is a worker dud like oh yeah hold on hows what's the difference from robert downey junior

uh uh let's say

or leo being owned by scorsesi

versus a mcdonald's worker that's own like what's the difference absolutely no difference it's you are know this is lily i'm going to tell you what hassan said this is liberty he said

and hassan literally said that pointing out the difference between those two because someone in his hat called him out

like burger king whatever hassana is like

he's like that is literally a right wing reactionary take

to divide the working class and it's like

what

yeah

you're not so funny is

marx talked more about like

like there was more there is no middle class right

yeah i mean he he was talking about

people who are working in factories you know

yeah i think the best way to define divide

is

right

the people at the capital like piker

yeah

and us yeah i mean

i'll be honest i'll be honest

it almost feels like pika deserves that wealth because

he tricked all of us

well you know what you know my view is

i don't have an issue with hassan being successful it's just

mm

he doesn't do

with his he doesn't use his money to like

further political goals

right like isause that's wh you suok destiny will pick it hill gret yeah yeah

and train train is a real socialist by action right

yeah yeah

and the thing with a sang that really gets me is that

he always says like oh we're doomed you know with a

there's you know there's no choices there's no possibilities but like dude you have a lot and you could actually

make a big dent on the political scene by lim

starting something you know like what's funny is you' even profit from a from a charity right so yeah so that's how you get hassan to start a charity be like hey hasson you know you can profit

and yeah go m maybe there ogn't to something but it's so weird with three million ah we did a review stream yesterday of him making fun of a rich guy's house right yeah yeah yeah yeah and he kept saying how much he loved the

the bowling alley in this house and he really loves materials right

s loves like fancy shit i guess

yeah weir

like if i had a bowling alley in my house that's how i know i'm a fucking loser in like well it would it would give me anxiety if there's

these big open spaces in my house

you i just like to feel like

i have no wait

you know my favorite thing is imagine that feeling he gets as he's piping a porntar

and he knows his chat paid for this lifestyle and he and the chats like outside of the gated community like piker are you going live today are you going live today

oh that's why he did so now we know why he defended nico

the yeah of course yeah he was defending her because he was signing the contract for this

that's incredible that's that's why he kept down playing the nico law think he was like chat she's not allowed to buy an apartment

dude you know what i would say i never like the pocket watch right

i always like to say

h

you know i'm i'm a socialist whatever but the type of socialism i'm running is that

i want

the overall wealth of society to increase and just make these people irrelevant right

and to me it's like

a son

always pocket watches he always talks about other people's wealth

always talks about like mansions and shit and

he's not really in it for the poor he's more in it like the for the hundred million dollar guys he wants a bit of theirs

yeah that's

that's the thing dude you ever notice that ch hold on hold on i think this is the huge a huge difference for me and hassan

her son is wance

some hundred millionaires checke he wants that money

and and he's jealous that they have the money

the difference from him and me is

i don't think of wanting it i just want that guy

to be robbed

h it's not that i want it for myself because that's unrealistic right

yeah

no i agree i mean but that being born into young turks everything is realistic like in his head he could be a billionaire he thinks about everything being realistic

you and i the way we're born we don't think about billions like us on

oh yeah i mean

i you know what i think i i think of but you know what like i'm i'm a better capitalist than most capitalist let me tell you why

i think of everything as like

capital investment

money to me needs to be turned into like stuff

that helps you grow

you know what i mean

and so for me thugh you

for for me the goal is political right

but it works the same way you need to turn the money into like

stuff that helps your machine grow and like

it builds your movement

you know to me that's how you ca

he doesn't want to move in he know he doesn't yet he just wants a gated community with poin source

well yeah well that's the

that's the thing i always say is it's like dude if you use that money to really

like give the finger to the establishment

and

create your own counter narrative and shit instead of like following them along you would literally make

a huge difference and he would benefit he'd have even more viewers

yeah he would but it's risk that's the issue it's like taking risk you know oh yeah he he secured his which is weird if you're born into a house with fifty million dollars i think you you're safe

yeah right i think that's the thing i said is that with this thing about risk is like

i never encourage people to like uh bother hassan i don't but like people do it right people like link hassan my videos and shit

well he begs for sold like he gives us comedy yeah but

every time he looks at he's like oh who's this like who megal i'm not giving free clout

then this is what i said onstream

said dud when if

i believe i am when i get to like a

being like a five k viewer andy eventually i don't know maybe a few years

you know eventually right if i get to that point

i am going to become a thing and you're not allowed to give your take on me cause you fuckin

yes miss i worked hard

well you dismissed me in the beginning and it's like what you're just going to give your take when i get big

like

you know what i mean

yeahe

no it's so weird that like

eventually you do have to chill with people who ignore you when you're smaller

and you don't chill with them as like oh you need them

but

sometimes people cancel and you need to fill in slots so you'll be out throw some people i hate

and this what i do i'll throw in some people i don't like that have snaked me

and just in the middle of podcast i'll remember they snake me and i'll start going hard on them you know like i make them sweat and

like destiny he snake me want

so i went hard on him for a week and the was a you chill when did the snake you

was an editor issue he had his editor do something to and then but then theyink corrected it fast

but i was thinking you were i don't want to bring up drama but i remember the early days of raj and he was like

yeah flat earthers should not be

allow you know that bothered me so much do not be a lot in twits when he said that i clicked on his channel and he was debating pedophilia

oh my god

yeah he was debating all this crazy shit i'm like what the fuck

but that's the thing with me i will get along with anyone who's

who was respectful

it's right

but yeah

there's one thing i will never forgive

and that's fucking people who try to falk with you

platform

people who try to walking deep left

that is the one unforgivable

like

ya caause if if you think about it

they're doing something so

inhuman like to fuck with someone's labor like this is not fun this is actually hard work you know like yeah it is fun at times

but

if you fuk with someone's platform that's like taking away ears of that guys

like time yeah

yeah

yeah especially with me because i

i took a year leave off law school for the shit so

yeow you think it'll pay off

uh if

if it do if it does pay off like in a year i'm going to quit law school and just do this

yeah

so that's i'm like testing it you know

s

n what else would you talk about with piker's manger would you buy that manchion

no

uh just because the location but the mansions really nice

but

h the matchin it's ok

it would be cheaper in a different location

that's the thing i would i just always want to be surrounded by minorities and immigrants like how i'm raised i don't want to change my setting

but i forgot he's raised by like white liberals like

you know he's turkish but he's

from turkish gator community

to buzz feed you know i mean so i forget he's raised different like he grew up playing basketball just with white friends and he's very like

his whole life is like white identity

so i guess he wants to be in a gated community

yeah i don't know

um

the the thing is this is like

has san

i don't know i don't know what else do you say but hypocrisy right

that's yeah some people like you pull contin out of this i'm like how this is like a big confusion mark like

you know this is like the equivalent

to saying you know like

i hate degenerocy and you go naked onstream yeah i mean it's like here's the thing though like i've seen so many people defend him

like guy just saw streamers defend them recently and they were like

well like he doesn't exploit anyone

and it's like w what

it's like defending

ah it was i don't want i don't want to like star drama it was like thirty nine daft it was on l s f

so i saw

is that is that a girl

yeah yeah

she said he doesn't exploit anyone

but was she said besides his editor

the

besides thatedor yeah

besides get you don't ex floirting one i mean

some guy came into my schat yesterday

never subb never done anything

and he said uh

uh they were talking about it did does ppiker exploit people

and some guy random not my community or anything

he's like

no to is community that's just a retard tax

what do you' so tux to get the buck out of my channel

and we had to ban him

to ban that guy fast

i was like what the foc is his problem cause

o you know you make fun of them but then you realize he's this guy bought a mansion with their money this is sad

dude has son

is exploiting people's

also

you know what i mean like youh

is

he's not it's funny it's like he's all about

the movement and progressing forward

but the three million dollars isn't gon touug

progressed the movement it

he's actually

he is focking point stars like dude if he move look dude if you knew about has san's like positions

recently like after byn was elected

it makes it so much worse like i'll tell you what

so there was a tactic

that people wanted to do to force a vote to get

healthcare medicare for all

and they wanted a o c and them to withdraw their vote for nancy pelosi

end

people like hasan

literally went

swarmed on those people the like no fuck you you're like

that's so unrealistic it's like ha san is actively maintaining the status quoo

yeah

you know what i mean what's my favorite is that he's a huge landowner that's going to just sell and

triple his profit

you know he's going to when he sells that house in ten years

he's sneaking someone hard

you want to know how i think of it though

when you

that

on the status quo you end up beating shit

it's the people who take the risk

for

the less known

outcome that will win

that's what i think

what do you mean by that

bike

for example

like let's say i started stcreaming and i just started like being a lefty right

that i would grow

pretty but

in the long term

like there's so many other people like that you know what i mean

i'm on original

and eventually it's going to go out of fashion

so when i started stcreaming

i was taking a perspective

that is just super fucking

there's no precedent for it right but i believed in it

is the thing is just like

i believed it was the future too and look how it paid off you know

ya keep going and uh

just

remember us when you're in when you're hassan's neighbor

na dude

h

i was thinking why five bathrooms like is that

for each editor that he doesn't pay i mean you know

it's well well to be fair like

we are

i sin piker's got five bathrooms and i'm shitting in my sing but we day he's here's the thing we're in a pandemic so he can wash his hands every time he walks around his house

ah isn't you know i'm saying

oh okay i see why two swimming pools

um you know we're in a pandemic so like

he can writ clean off when yeah cleanse off exactly yeah

why gated community away from minorities

um so the thing is that like he's really afraid that like trump supporters are going to

im

bother him so he gets right so when he's not afraid when he's ially

no no

mean when he i was with zero se security he's not afraid he's only afraid when he has a fot point source

al really fixating on that

born starshit

because le me i can i s because i was in l a and i didn't hook up with points as i had to tell them no and i felt proud but nobody gave me a trophy

these int folks but youing dude you make it it seem like it's a flex i'm going to tell you something i'm going to swear to you

must say wal you know i'm saying that's a serious thing

i would not

they're not all that they are and i believe you i believe re not the i'm sorry i don't want to i'm not going to name i believe i lt some believe this i'm not going to name names but like regular

woman

is way more attractive

usually

no no if it's a hart grow i don't believe you but if it's a star then i can believe that you walk away i'm saying porn stars are not hot

they're not

you're not dude i'm trying to see w you guys are seeing who like think they're like really

all that but in't because i just fapped

just like an hour ago so that's why i'm disagreeing hard

yeah i don't know

i'm trying to see it but i just can't you know like

for example we you this is what's going to this is what happened to me this is going to happen to you

you'll fap to someone and then one day you'll be checking twitter and they d med you and it's very

oh it's a creepy feeling right

yeah

i don't know

yeah it's it's i don't know do the

the thing was

yeah

would you ok i ask you a question would you trade spots with a son if you could

no i actually think

i laugh more than any human on earth and laughing' is pretty important you know me

like to be like

serious all day

same i agree

eah

it's like

also fssan just a goofy guy

just go free

i think like he when he's he beats me in everything

except respect

i've noticed that his chad doesn't respect him

you know his friends don't you know

when he sets boundaries he has to like beg

for the boundaries not to be crossed you know like

when he was a smaller streamer with austin he'd have to like

ask austin a thousand times don't do this don't do and austin would pressure him and

you know its like one of those things

and now they're best friends

yeah well i just you did you hear what i said about why they're friends

yeah yeah i w refresh me though

so

yeah this is something i've always believed but i only say that said it today because i remembered

but

so

around twenty eight hundred twenty nineteen

um

all the platforms on the internet started to crack down right

and society in general just started to become way more p c

people are getting way more censored people are you know it's like

the hammer's coming down right

yeh so here comes hassa and ok here let's got a twitch

twitch none of these big streamers are lefty none of them are p c so they don't know what that culture is right

but it's a matter of survival because if they don't adapt

they're either going to get banned or they're going to lose out on like the future sponsorships and deals and they're not going to go mainstream

so austin being a business man right

he sees this new like environment that's coming

and

he also sees the lefty guy hassan

start coming on the rasio

and hassan is always giving like the same p c he takes

and lefty takes that are starting to take over right

so austin probably doesn't agree with them

but oh he one hundred percent doesn't he doesn't but has son and i talked we all it's a mem

yeah mem do

yes but he so he doesn't believe in them but it's traumatized that he was traumatized after t t tuesdays if you know what that is

you know that

no i don't

he also had a show called t t tuesdays which like tdy tuesdays with jak yeah and he was permanently banned

and after that he was traumatized and didn't know how to go p c

so he's like not only can piker fill in this p c like a shepherd like a guide

yeah he could be his p c guide

on yellow

austin's very smart

and austin looks at pools

you know engagement is important yeah when he saw piker's small st uh buzz feed kind of t y t guy

he saw the pool the t y t is the biggest on yeah well he he also saw

on that market the new power that's coming like that you seeing in hassan the same

power that banned him

and usually a dumb guy would go oh fuck you you're the thing that banned me

but austin's a smart business and he goes ok you're

you represent the monster yeah you were yeah exactly you be friend the monster and then

you save yourself you know

and then you know

and what could happen it's true austin show fucking

austin is smart as folk tod look heare literally allied with hassan

then suddenly he just starts going mainstream like

he men has san is smart too because

he's like alma let the indian accent slide

yeah because because you're making me a lot of money yeah lb you're helping me twit yeah that's why you'll collab with people who make sexist jokes like bill byrne shit

right

and they are not sexist jokes but by hassan's lens they are

yeah i mean um

but here's here's the thing this one i ask you

since the since

weh're america is right now

ihy didn't got elected right

he's president

he haven't seen him

well he's the president supposedly right

so what is left for hassan to do

like what is he here for

be remember the thing that got hassan big was burnie right hassan was like the burnie guy

and the whole idea was burning right so

what'st a house next to bernie

yeah but what's this like what is hassan represent now like what is

what it what does he represent

believe it or not memes are forever

you think so

yeah he'll run meams forever

and he collapses with people that are not like

that he would never chill he used to collab with slicker when he needed cloud you remember th i remember that s i was a haart but that was weird to watch i was like slicker and slickers like

a fake kind of guy that he's like i'll chill with us on because he's a big streamer but like

slicker

dude there's a big streamers that i will not go on their streams becuse i feel awkward i'm like i don't belong here if you know

and it's so weird like these streamers don't know how to turn down things

you know they don't know how to say i don't want to go to this

right yeah so it's like it used to chow with moxy

and hassan and all of them

and mis and now he's like mad at mis and shit

really he's mad at them

oh he's been fucking every time a click a stream he's saying something weird a botm is

wy du

because ms doesn't like

chill with them i guess

ill say

yeah which is weird it is like

i don't really care you know not chilling with ms is a plusye

that a weirddeah

ier i remember those fucking streams

where you guys were in austin

it's very weird

but

i've noticed that the one thing all those streamers did better than me

is mit a slicker would chill with people he does doesn't like like a son

right blu b blub

they these streamers see it like they're at the mall working a job you know they're very calculated

and i never knew that

i thought like when i told someone suck my dick i mean it like suck my dick fsh

you know i thought i didn't knows means

and then im all i'm ended up all alone

right even slicker ended up alone which is like dude

you were trying to be their friend like what the folk

but

your nature's going to be exposed like if you're chilling with people you're not supposed to be chilling with

there you know it's going to be over and then has s has son after going off slickers platform

teached him for eternity

and there's clips where he says i like slicker i

now

hassan won't look sleeper in the back of the head

well i mean uh hassan is he's he's grown to

he' he's a celebrity now you know like

with the austin and

do did you see that fuck in the roost of hassan

sit that was the most y rins

falking shit i like no well's butit

that's about it

but let' get it was ca big attacks were fucking killing you

do to techily

but overall that was literally just a group of friends jacking themselves off

yeah yeah

it's always cringed to watch streamers like met in person

because they're always like

i'm going to poke you i'm going to poke you i'm going to wait am i getting a host

maybe i should stop poking and you start seeing

their attitudes like

like call me crazybout being fake

is

you know it's not

horribly cringe in reality

bm fake

when your live and chat is calling you fake

u

people like your her you so real and shit i'm like i'm sure in person i can be very fake

right i'm sure we're all capable of that

but when the camera's on and it's uploaded for my grandkids to see

i'm not goin to be de hay bd hay has san

hey hey

you know like when sman has on he came up to me we chilled we talked and stuff

i'm like what's it like being a fake communist and he looked at me like man this guy

this guy is actually an asshole

is is there going to be another twichcon or

then i know what happened was that the last one that ever happened i guess yeah

would i don't even know would you go

i'd fuck and go yeah hell yah i'd even go to the fucking eu one i'd go to europe

no

yeah if they have one next if i go to the red light district i'll forget we're at twitchcmber i'll just still there

a right yeah

but um

let me you know has there ever been a real ten k viewer

streamer

thatsarm me

like a someone who's real not fake

but ten oh real oh yeah ah

ten k views from probably like train right

there's this guy that

i don't know if he d mned me or he contact me somehow his name's you rage on twitter

i've never heard of that

i'm positive this guy dem me something

and people are like you would like him i don't know what he does though you raid

he's got a lot of years

and he's

un partnered

and

really

yeah i can't find him but

wait so

sw your ban was a mistake

which means you can apply for partnership right

you don't have to wait like ninety days to when your account was reve yeah i did apply and they said hey we know it's a mistake you can apply

and then when i applied they said you're reactandy

they did that again

yeah r be they did it when i used to only do shows they did it when i sometimes do shows and

but my problem is that

react andies do get partnered we see that all the time

went when is the last time you you applied

au month ago or when w um

a few weeks ago

damn and they fucking hit you with the reaction

yeah

the which is weird because i kind of want to e maail them be like look mahn i don't need the extra money ok keep whatever ight if you're trying to s like me go ahead

but give me the damn emot slots because i'm cre i'm creative as fuck you know i'll find a way to form my emote

well one of the things i really want

is

the foking

i want to do ten eight p sixty streams and let my viewers choose

is i can't do it now because

oh

you have to do seven twenty in life

there's no choice some people can only do foro eighty

three sixty or whatever so

you said your roommates are coming back

i don't know have to remain on stream you said someonae it's going to get hectic soon you said something like that

noh i live in a college town

college kids are coming back he

oh that's where you learned to debate these lefty i didn't i didn't

no it's it's like it's like

it's like a party school like these are

they do not like political people

so who saw what because i want to go over the on stream who saw what he's talking about what what did he talk on stream did he do that thing where he just glazes over it

he he was basically trying to say that

um

don't tell me the docing thing that's just hilarious he said that and then he also said

he was like

he goes to cheu andan on rallies without security

all right i'm starting to think he tweeted lies shud he tweeted that he got death threats

yeaes so did i and guess what i'm an irel streamer you know the guy's fucking six four bro he's

he doesn't care when it's it's a gated community to so

the guy never goes out with security have you noticed that

yeah i

it just seems like he's trying to switch the narrative

me

bke

is it

like dude i'm surprised he didn't dedicate the entire stream to it he was trending on twitter

he's been doing trending on twitter for like two days now

for the house thing really yeah it's this weik news

yt go i thought only one channel covered it the courtoh all no no all of twitters talking about it what about ethan cline did he cover it

or eth dud ethan's got his back ethan's going oh there's nothing wrong with you know

yeah because you live in the same focking community

is they're the they're the same it's the same club they're all funcking friends you know

sak

think what george carlin said it's a big club and you're not in it

that's i love george co yeah

that's all these people

a song ethan that's all

to me it's so weird it's like

isn't the best way of being rich that it's your

normal life just supercharged' but

when you get yeah like if you got rich and you put zerka in a gated community with white people away from my minority brethren

i would look like a

fish out of water i'd be like are we going to say the word connt or but are you

ya

are you like a neighborly guy like do you

it involves with fe

oh like a community guy

yeah

if if a stranger talks to me on the street i will talk their ear off for like an hour i'm like i'm not social until you talk to me and then i will be turn around

like for example a jehovah's witness

he' left me he thought

he

ditched me he's like you know i've had enough of the fucking argument and he left me

as soon as i sa that's happened to me

a lot of times like people com

fuckin

reach to me

yeah and i come to preach and then i start asking them the real questions you know

they're like o get this guys crazy

i

yeah yeah s the jehovah's witness kept telling me about how

there is no hell and blah blah blah and he kept going on and on

and then i all i said was

do you have some time for some flat earth

and he said he freaked the fuck out and my stream died right there and it was fucking lamb

o

yeah he panicked he's like oh god you're one of them i'm like come on by doing theory so

this is a genuine question do you think

flat earth has something to do with not getting partnered

like

know no it's the trump putdie

yeah yeah probably yeah wearing a trump hoodie and saying fuck

fuck everyone and and

yeah that it it's the trumputy one hundred percent like they

fit

wwhich

still thinks that mike pence hired me like the twitch they don't watch my street they think i'm like you know within the administration or something you know

oh dude it's like what come on man bit in bite in wann so what why do they still have a grudge you know

i i i know right and but but what's funny is um

i know the day they partner me i'm going to go i'm going to show up on stream with the trumpete and get on p

i'm going to get on partnered just to get don't ill say this because see this noo like people know i'm not no fucking trump support if they've heard my takes right

you they're not going to youar i'm a real conspiracy theorist i'm not a phony

a fake conspiracy theorist believes in billionaires i'm a real conspiracy theorist

i don't believe

that

trump gives money to like

a all these fucking institutions and somehow he's the right you know right a real a real conspiracy theorist will never

right or left

eever agree with the wr or left right

because they think it's rigged

you know to one hundred percent but on i'm just saying don't say this because they're

partner i don't i do has san piker is a conspiracy theorist you know that right

is a fake

consids of theears come

he's not a real me

well wen when he you know the whole corporations ruling the world when he talks about in detail it's very true circle what if i told you

that when i was in middle school

and i'm not saying this because i was a smart kid in middle school i used to study everything

you're a flatter thir

no no i didn't go that far

but

i literally got into every single conspiracy

i went

yeah

everyonere

i got really borried

and that comes from hating the status quo you know absolutely dude

absolutely

dud i falkin

even after i became a lefty like and i you know what

i became leftists

in

my freshman year of high school before

anyone gave a fock up

before bernie before anything before the s j ws before anything

and i still kept that

same attitude

that i had when i was like

i

i did i was always a conspiracy theorist you know but i was shy to to admit it not but let me say what i bek the day i became proud to be one

was

i was

i was substituting a shift

balouncing security right in a nightclub

and i was finally in the highest rank it's like cohad dormant head dormant and then the cohd dormant so like

trump and pence right yeah right and i was penced

right

and it was so interesting to me for one week how they ran the door and they told me how they ran the door

and it's very interesting to how the two

get paid compared to the rest of the workers

right the guy's punching and bleeding and stuff

so basically this is how it goes

let's say the head doorman's name is wrighty

and the second head doorman then forcer is his name is lefty

right yere

this is how wriighty and lefty the security guards work the door

they toalked before the shift

hey i don't like you you don't like me

why

if the whole night club if everyone in the night club thinks these two don't like each other

no one assumes that they're cutting their checks the fattest

when they're giving you the bouncer payout at the end of the night

so

all the time i'll be like

these two hate each other like they're always arguing and you know they always avoid each other

you never saw them together

but they allwa they're the only two to count all the money at the end of the night

and i was so interested with this

when they're teaching me they're like you're going to be the new guy

and you know you've worked those five dollar nights now you're going a thousand dollar nights

i'm like what how the fuck di my

pay increase this much

just for and

entering this role right

and it' was kind of through like

friendships like networking how i enter the role

and then he said you don't ever talk to me

you don't ever drink with me you don't ever partner party with me

you don't ever be seen with me and you make a thousand dollars a night

and i was shoock i was like is that

you know when you go home and you think that's how government works that's exact i swear to god that's how that shit fucking works

that is literally how it works

at least in america that's how that shit works hundred percent and you know what's so funny my first thought was i spent years being paid five dollars every night i think i deserve this

i didn't deserve shit

d dude no dude it like i used to be crazy that i used to fuck and i wasn't shy i would show my friends

the fucking bohemian grove like the ol s it ian i do look at this what you know is that they

yeah i did i used to think um

i used to hide uh my uh

conspiracies from

cause it always ends up that i'm talking about conspiracy on a date with a girl

and that's so bad you know that's so bad

i n know dude i learned very early on do not talk about politics

or

anything like that with women

the word

yeah well what's funny is like

the world will drag you whether you want to be political or not drag you in there absolutely

as soon as you give your take on open relationships everyone knows where you lie you know like that's true dude you know what it is

the more i hide it from people the more they want to know and the more they try to like bring me there like

you know i mean

yeah that's why that's why i was so mad at people

being like

two

john

you're saying some edgy jokes are are you a righty like you know i was so sick of my friends doing that especially you know when i was entering the internet thing

so i went and bought eight trump hoodies to piss m you know you know what i mean

and but but for me it's like beams are more important stuff

but the thees

there's nothing worse

than just being

like a

natural and authentic

and like sit that actually makes you funny

and people

accusing you of

having an iteology behind them

you know i mean

yeah

there's nothingtan just like being yourself

and like being what's natural and normal to you

and then people just assume you you have like an agenda

you know what i mean y people look to divide but you we have so much in common it's crazy

like average man the not the fucking guy in the mansion hasson piker but the average guy who's broke

has so much in common with the average guy you know what i mean

yeah yeah absolutely you know

like

it's so fucky

to

what

being look to being on twitch

i started to learn the mentality that these people have like the super p c people have

because

if you're a twitch dreamer you have to

adopt a part of it yourself because twitches rules

like you have to be super

worried all the time that you're not going to show think this is how i am offline

yes you have to be you have to worry about like

shit you show like if you see a fucking swastika game over

you see fucking

you have to just be very careful about what's popping up on your screen like

even context doesn't even matter like even if it's

even if it's like in a context just normal

it' sid all of a sudden there's a problem and that's how fucking p c people are like

something's normal going on

but then all all of a sudden the's a problem

right you know what i mean

yeah it was weird i hate this guy named ram do you know ram

ye we're in the coll light

yeah i once did a stream with him for four hours

and

you'd think we're best friends in that stream

you know when i got to know him

is' that weird how much i hated the guy and that i loved him

i cherished him and should

and that's when i'm like whoa you don't really know anyone by meeting them

that's

yeah

next time

yeah

i don't know what

you know what it is with p c people right

conformity is a drug

you know yeah it's you know it's intoxicating to people

and i can't blame them because like a lot of people like k i can't talk like you because my workplace

your work is important dude i'm not going to leave you fucking stranded

you know if you need to be blue pill go be blue you know

i think that

yeah yeah

i don't mind if you're blue because i know how human nature is

but don't ever tell me to swallow that thing

well that's the thing is like if you're in a professional setting

not necessarily if you're working class if you're in a professional setting

do you think twich is bad

like

imagine being in grads

iagine

like

from

for law school i mean

imagine fucking working for like a firm

we're getting like a salary job

they're super funx

it's so fun

yeah yeah

like let's be honest i like twitch

if you know what i'm like offline ninety nine percent of me is just dead baby jokes

i just do abortion jokes from i wake up in the morning doing abortion jokes until i go to sleep

right

and i know i can't do that all the time on twitch and stuff like that would look weird

but i

yeah you can't do that in a regular workplace

like you can't do abort abortion jokes from beginning to end

but you know i always w

when i wake up in the morning

i'll do a one month abortion joke

and then around lunchtime i'll do the three month abortion

no dude i'm

ya do you do you know what

you know that twitchc must have been like a thing we're like

streamers have a release and they can just say all this shit they're not allowed to say on stream

in prge yeah yeah like the prge you know

the destiny would be the loudest

be in the middle of the funcky and twitchgone arena

screen

true i always say you know like i i for years i was saying the guys who push p c culture are serious

serious

verbal racist

you know behind the scenes

and people said i was dumb

and then when the destiny leak happened

a lot of people came to my chin and they're like you know

i owe you an apology

and i'm like you know this is more sad because he became my friend so i i can't really gloat now

you know

yeah yeah they hide their power levels and it's kind of like h men who are afraid to rap the all the words in a rap song

j what you know fel white guys afraid to sing a song in his car with all the rap lyrics

he's a racist if he doesn't sing that song because

his mind is thinking

black guys are going to jump him and beat him up

dude it's fucking mind boggling that they think that you know i could never you know i would see these people in society look at me weird

we're all singing the lyrics

except like one dude and he's like is john's friends goin to beat me up

and i'm like dude

are you assuming black people are not civil that what's your problem right now sing the song with us

it's very cringe

very weird

and we'll sing all of contrcy

it's almost like

dud

this whole thing with like people obsessed with race

itslmost like they always get it the opposite like

the the people the most whitish type of people who are is like super timid and like

not really cultural those are literally the fucking s j w

you know what i mean

yeah

yeah

like it's almost like

the s jkws are the biggest white supremacist

yeah well they're white liberals that they have a savior complex that's what i mean yeah andy that's the weirdest thing is you'll see a lot of these teachers with a savior complex and they're like look at me i'mm i'm saving minorities right have you ever had when white ladies sit down like this in school when i was in elementary school they'd be like

john you're a refugee right you're from war

and this means

you're different from the other students

you're different you don't belong here you don't feel that you belong

it's hard for you to make friends

because they don't understand you and what you've gone through because they've been living privileged lives

but you john you i want you to be strong

and i was like bitch if you don't shut the fuck up man i want and drop out in grade four and that's what for years people didn't even know i'm a refugee because i'm like i'm tired of that fucking stupid bitch embarrassing me you know so it' say something i grew up in a kind of like

like

kind of races like mostly white

town

yeah and i was like the only

i

and everyone was like a republican but when i would find the liberal

they would always be my enemies

like

the liberals will always be

i would have an issue with

well the republicans your friends gauss they were boomers right

they weren't my friends they would give me a shit too but i would just get used to it

you know what i mean yeahh a little less sens ofcaus it was it was it was the wars and shit that was really what it was like the bush era you know so they were bush republicans so they were like which to be honest bush republicans are the worst people exactly all all of human history of all of human wy wors

let me tell you aboumy kids growing up

middle school whatever

i would tell you the

type of political people who are the most genuine and i'm saying this as a muslim growing up

most genuine most human most sincere and most authentic

ron paul libertarians

where do you meet themh is it

bike

h

at school and shit

well the truth is most libertarians as dumb as they are with their tasxt

they're the easiest to get along with at a party right n know i'm saying this is a thing ron paul libertarians are different

like most

there's like south parklay retanges ron pauly rechange

ron paul libertarians were the people they were the only people who were really against bush and the war

they were the only

who were like

you know and they were also the only real conspiracy theorist like who understood

you know what i mean about

you know

yeah we as a kid i was a socialist lefty hardcore and

i like a teenager seventeen eighteen

yeah i

loved lefties because lefties used to be the conspiracy nuts right

yeah in the past

in the past it was so much fun back in those days that's and then all of a sudden they went supersede blue and became like

the weakest people in human history

that you know it's fk moment in the seventies where hippies

like this cringe and my mom's like no hippies were never this cringe

dude how do you think i became like a leftist you know

this was before it went mainstream for me leftist were the like the real

conspiracy theories and the real people who saw the truth of like you know that was that was that's just what it meant for me back then but then

time passed and

you know the political correctness started to comm and

forgain

s j w shit and

yeah

i think yeah q and on ruin conspiracy because

did these queue on guys around

they said that

thiden is actually trumped with plastic surgery

working from the inside you know mean so the real conspiracy guys were like damn we're not competing with this creativity b

but come on man

yeah ma

bden is trump with plastic surgery working for youh like shadow president

belmont andn that's

yeah and you know my dumb ass when i read that uh is poll but on twitter i read it

when i read it my dumb mass was like wait a minute

it's always my brain i always tigate conspiracy let me tell you when i started to dial it back with conspiracy theories you want to hear which one

and i was a kid so i was i know i was a like

actually paranoid and like

actually super paranoid about everything

good

andk you can make fun of me but i was literally like

thirteen fourteen years old

w i heard about the fucking alien shapeshifter

reptilian shapes she

ill is that day david

i don't know but i just started seeing videos of people who are like obama's actually an alien lizard oh the

eye blinking yeah and i was like huh you believe that shit dude i was like thirteen fourteen i was super pa dude think about it think about it

you

i knew everything that i knew i was like what if this is true

you know what i mean

but then i realized i was going to go crazy and i got a dialeh back

s i've never believed the reptilians thing that's the most retarded shit when i was ust fifteen

i thought reptilians was retarded as fox

right because i can only do

i can only do conspiracy with

either fact scientific method i can't just do the clear shit out there as you know and it's paranoida because that the truth of it is that like i knew there is like a deep

very dark

thing that's being hidden

and

i could see why people get into it

as stupid as it is i could see why youele get into

yeah well we enjoy calling the queen look like lizards lady i there is no one in the world

got n

i would fight david ike if i saw him

that is what she pissed

he makes people like me look psychotic

true actually true dude

actually true

but

yah du the queen

there's no one who's been more subject to conspiracy theories than the fucking queen

yeah english

yeah which is funny because like i i don't even think of the queen as much as i think of the pope that guy

have so much money borl

you know

people think the pope has the catholic church has money like putin

they have way more

oh yeah yeah

be

dude they have a fucking secret archive under the

vatican you ever heard of that

yeat with a flattered scroll

yeah i mean

's only one way to find out you know

got to become il stream i don't know you got to you've got to join the church and climb up the ranks

then you become the pope

right and then you go to the archives you steal the scrolls and he shows to the whole world

now you know i could never be a priest

as a

i just always had a gut feeling that pedophilia is wrong

that's it not a joke honest to god it's not a joke when it comes to the

catholic church that's like

a real thing

it's not just the mean

actually

happening in the vatican city

wy

they're sick in the headbrow you know

i wonder how much

hate i would receive if i started a series where i

where i fight priests like i go to the vatican and i il fight them

like believe them you think i'd get canceled or would twitch be like a fuck this

no becuse i'm thinking twich

as long as i don't get physical i think twitch won't ban me if i'm pressing them like hey hey talk to me

well let me tell you what would happen you would be

kicked out of vatican city you would never be allowed to go there again

oh wow big deal in pedophiles city

well it ruin your content so you better get the cont of you better as long as i don't go to jail wll i go to jail

i don't know but you better dedicate a day to do this because you're only going to have one day to do this and then after that you're kicked out

yeah

i'll just dress like a little boy and then when the priest shows interest

a that of that

mother fucker six five

you know i'll iill i'll have like a like a coat and i'll be walking like

on my knees and stuff

right

you will not get away with it

but i want that clip where i come out of the coat and i'm bigger than the priest right

mm

oh see it

because could you imagine nobody ever presses those priests

you don't speak english the you better learn italian or some shit

oh i bet you anything if i point and say pedophile they'll they'll understand

you know what

why is

you're the first person to fuck and come up with this idea no one's ever done this

i think is they go to jail for it

but they've never live dreams

you know

yeah yeah bill mahr was like podling around with them and he's like a liberal what the fuck

he was doing that

you know he was chilling with the priest and the priest

they're like do you really believe in god and the serpent and he's like na no that's all bullshit

and the police said that

and do you don't remember the documentary religuus

oh i remember that s it

yeah which i growing up i thought bill mahre was my hero

you know god i aw ne that guy i was love them and then i found out his production studios called kid love studio

yeah

he's like

yeah he's very weird

and there's some weird takes he's had

that's fr

yeah but when i'm with my dad like we watch some bill more we still have laughs and shit

yeah

i sad is my parents like him

bilmar is just like a comedians easy to like

stephen colbert used to be my favorite and now

i can't stand the sight of im

when he got politicized i was like whoa

dude they ah it's so dude after trump

everyone became like a robot it's almost like they were all replaced

yeah

no did you see when trump was in office they all had their paychecks cut like they had satellite truck

outside of their house to stream right

and so they cold go alive and shit

but

it's almost like the establishment was like

you know what

ah cut everyone's paycheck so duane

duane johnson called out donald trump mister w w e like

mister toxic masculinity

it was very weird arnold did to

remember that

yeah arnold was way worse than fucging trump with his with his sexs takes wasn't he yeah he was he was

h but that's crazy you know

that's crazy i guess if someone comes and just like pulls your paycheck you get really angry too

yeah

why did their paycheck get cut on

i don't know all of hollywood just

completely started getting cancelled and stopped working it was very weird time

for conspiracy theorist it's

i mean conspiracs there said a lot of shit like they said

all these actors died but they didn't actually die

so they're fucking retarded is fuck those quan on

yeah but

but it was weird how like come

like

hollywood didn't react like that for bush

but the fock that's the thing did you see the thing with ellen and bush

we're chilling

youally

recently yeah it was like a year ago they were just chilling

what a fuck

yeah

and she's a progressive of the far

that's what that's how you know it's fucking fake

you i always knew that she was fake man i always knew there was saint

democrats and republicans

are not real enemies they never worry

yeah

and matter of fact

they just stimulate each other like they grow more with each other i yeah i used

i used to think if one side wins

they make more money but

it's like

it's like destniny and zirka we grow more hating each other right yeah

yeah very weird

like they need each other to coexist

oh man yeah it's

fucor

superf we'll go back back on topic though for hassan piker like

yeah

is this the final straw i mean this the worst thing that's ever happened in his lore

this is way worse than not paying editors b some editors don't deserve pay for now he's here's the

thing i've noticed

any time there's an event

politically

a sun is getting a boost in viewers

right

the afghanistan thing he got a re started he went up to fifty k

but

th

i do not think he will ever rea

regain

election

right right right r i think it's all downhill from here

that's my predict right right right

you mean a hundred k he wan't

i mean maybe he will

maybe with the mid terms but

that's the thing is that hus i think you will i think you will do you know why

yeah he's a genius networker like when it comes to sucking up to bigger bigger influencers

yeah i mean

here's a guy chilling with no well no l is a you tuber that's cut from zirca cloth

in no universe would noel chill with hassant piker

except in the one where they make money together

yah

it's very weird to watch

it's just that to me it's like hassan

is like politically obsolete

that's what i'm trying to say is like

who does he represent

right well

like what does he represent actually like

what

of

mc bernie's gone that whole thing is gone

so what's left

no

i never thought of it that way

yea that's what i mean it's like

what does he even representing anymre

in real life

that's why i'm predicting like

these people are going to not be the meda anymore because

it's like

they're done

they they had their time and then

know i don't i don't the the

the way i see it is i

these guys are monopolies like they're not gett kicked off

there're no one's touching they're not going to they're not but here's the thing you got a thining aout like this

so hassan says he's like a leftist

and socialist whatever right

and that used to make sense because that there was bernie around and you know that was the real thing

but now biden is in power and it's like

you'r

you can't support biden

all the time because he's against your values

and

so what do you have

like what is your team

you know

youea know he's go

isn't his team eighty day fiance

mmhmm

yeah yeah i mean uh

dude

what do you think about the fucking j c s metal

uh i was like one of the first people on it and i thought it was only cool with my community cause uh

my community calls like

you know if we have

something to roast like a psychopath a pedal

yeah you can be as evil and you know not get in trouble right because it's like everyone's for it

i thought it would only be fun with my community but apparently

it'successful for everyone

well i tuned in on like hassan and x u c watching it and i was as bored as fuck i was like

yet

what is going on

thatright i try to leave it as background noise

yeah that makes sense

like i found out something that

if you are interesting when you're streaming that's not good

people are goninga think hey he's not interesting like on monday

you know and streaming has to be your doors open it's a home

and people come chill there

streaming cannot be intense like deude

if you watch that fresh fit podcast they're always intense fastness growing on youtube

but they're not doing that good on twitch because it's not at home

for people you know people want a home

and when i realized that

that long hours start to make sense to me i was like oh that makes a lot of sense to

that i you know for me i'm always

i always have anxiety to keep up the intensity

but you're right

you know know the top streamers let dead air happen all the time it's good you know who i envy

sometimes

you know what the most lazy content is it's the easiest content

it is not react

gaming

yeah yeah it's but but here's a thing

i get way less viewers when i do it and

it's not as much contert

but it's the easy it's by far the easiest fucking content yeah

i mean

yea

gaming you don't even have that thing where you adjust your posture because you see you see yourself on camera like you look at yourself you just game and you forget they're there

yeah i th i'm jealous of the streamers who can get like fucking

one k two k just gaming

no you're not i've met them and they literally say yozurka i loved that stream when you had these takes and blah blah blah

and i could see in their eyes they want to have some like

crazy like

red pill take or whatever the pill take right

they want to have those cakes but they're not a variety andy they're a gamer

and they had to live in the shadows of that

and so they get all the money with no respect

what do you think about like so like

but i knows like what slicker would do he would like stream for the first two hours or something

he would just be just chatting and he would be kind of a variety he would just like browse web whatever

and then

he would get into the long form with like see us go and just do that for like the rest of like

five hours or whatever

and it's like

i always for me

i'm trying to look for my long form you know what i mean

trying to look for like my

go to content where that's just like

you know what i mean

long form would be long form would be something that you can aod

do each other thing

do other things so for example i get my amazon shopping done

when i do react mode sometimes i don't talk and i get chores done

churches gods and subscribes and stuff

you need

uh this is what i call it

there's an on part of my dream which is really the first

eight hours

and then there's an off part the next eight hours and the next eight hours

is literally my camera goes very small i barely see myself

and it's all just community folkus it's not about me anymore

and so

i only am a good streammer for eight hours

the other eight i'm just there to keep you cozy i'm not a good streamer you know yah

that's the thing though is this like um

when it comes to react

it's so tough for me because

how do you know if there's going to be t o s or not

m

when it's like really long

you know what would you what are you talking about like documentaries or yeah like a documentary

honestly

you can't have a delay and just pause the stream i used to do that

but now i just let the two hos break and delete the vaud like

you don't get punished that

fast do you

no ia

when i got banned for thirty days i like

how fast did you get on

it was like an hour later

we're not not an hours like thirty minutes you deleate the varb

twenty thirty minutes later no you din't even bi the vaud no you g got b yeah you deserve the fucking bad

i didn't know it was it was breaking to youss the thing oh and you know another thing the way you talk about bands is like

their personal

you need to stop because that's going to make you very paranoid

they're not person not i think the guy who banned you

we'll swap out with another worker within a few months and they'll forget about

you know mean it's not that personal dude

right

i don't know dude i just feel like

yeah i don't know

the first one definitely is really weird to me

you know

but

how many viewers were et

is it go

two hundred twenty or something

i think from the boys i' have never seen a five hundred and

get as many subs as you i can't name one

really

i've chilled with all the gondoc people i think you're the most successful five hundred

if you are andndy from the boys the girls are crushing you

but from the boys

lucratively speaking i' have never seen a more successful

new streamer in my life i've never seen that

it's weird it is weird yeah

it can youake canut has a checkmark he has all these hacks

and you're right there with them

yeah

you know like a canote has

the raj history and he has like so much of this internet history and you're literally right there

and and you're not like fucking roded out like canoe you don't have

all the technology of canute like

technically you're a fucking nobody like you're a zero you're at zero

but you're making as much as canute and at canutes original subcunt

so if now that i think about it i am like

your potentials insane

you know i mean if

r if we partnered you up and got you on trendbaloone

and what

trend belong

what's that

well you're actually

a good human being you don't know what that is

drank well

trend bloge

rmblon

fred frend blon what is that he's not even acting he so you are natural

yeah i'm naddy dude

is that like a steroid

yeah but i dude it's a famous one that everyone knows that's so weird that you don't know dude i told you i don't even do creating

i've never even taken creating

dam you're an honest guy we just expose his honesty jet

ok

eah because i aways thought you'd like messed around with a few tablets you if i would if i wasn't natty i'd look way better i would look way better doing that shit

like i would not you weret if you weret i'll tell you this with one pill of steroids like de bo stuff everyone would know you're on something that's how much you would gain like you're already at a thick position so dude i've always been scared of that shit i've been ter i've always been terrified of that did you do fucking

yeah but that's like

you know

that's like well that's just your mind i know

stp

but

i don't get how people i don't get how people do shrooms but not performance en answers because this is performance enhanswers they will fok with your balls they will folk with your

did not your pums fok with your brain i mean

ok actually this is a question

on my chd p to answers you'll sober up i mean if you get a sh short half life

you know it could be out of your system within six hours like you could go back to being nty veran i'm scared of that shit i'm scared of like putting on i'm scared of change transforming my body

ah with drugs i'm just scared of

no youe i got all these problems when i transformed

million problems

but a few cool benefits like a boosted metabolism for life i don't know how that ha been

i have like

i never had this frame

so my frame's different

yeah but a lot of issues too

but here's a thing

um hold on i i asked my chat this told my chat this yesterday and now i'm freaked out

right

there asked me to ask you

so will you come

is it all done you're one and done you just come

and then you wipe in you're done

or does it keep leaking

for a few minutes

a drip

i think it does drip a little yeh

that's what i was saying and all chat was telling me no that you got a problem they don't drip

because you don't just let's say you've got napkins you don't just wipe it one

you go back and keep wiping it thats so that's what i do too that's what i do to

but chat's telling me

you know how the hell you shoot one perfect shot

well know like you might shoot like a few shots

and right you done

and then oh no no i keep i ow i'm definitely leaky i leak i'm a leaky faucet yeah i leak too and i'm so fucking jealous of these people who are not leaky because think about it

you don't mean you're just done

you're just done you just wipe once and you're done i'm the same for peeing like if i don't spend a lot of time in the washroom

i i don't just shake it it some people shake no n no you have that problem to post yous it yeah yeah yes it's called those from st no i have the same fucking thing and i was freaking out when i first discovered it and i went to the doctor and they were like

it's completely normal it's just normal you can do some exercises to stop it

well yeah it's called post avoid dripple

where like it leaks

and i have to i have to stay in the bathroom like an extra like

minute or tw

you know making sure yeah

you have that chitu that's falcking crazy one

one hundred percent and

i've noticed if i drink a lot of water it's not as bad as a problem

i fes a lot of water in my body

uh i've never tri i i i have two i have two of these a day so

that's just

yeah but really really we've got to stay on topic here uh this sund pikehouse

i mean chan

it's so ridiculous that like what do you guys you guys can ask questions now like

what do you guys want to talk about the hassan thing right

what do you guys want to talk about is really

there's nothing really to cover it's like he does't give a fuck you know

he

the thing that i find fascinating and just fucking crazy this is what blows my mind

is how literally every content creator

covers for him

and just

defends him

but they're not covering fm they're covering for their paychecks

yeah right

but i was his viewers you know they all share a bit of viership but here's the question this is thee million dollar question

how has it gotten to that point

where hassan is the rebel socialist who is fighting the system

and yet he it's like he controls everything now you know

it's that's pretty well it's gotten there because he started at the biggest pool the young turks pool right nobody folks yeah

yeah

and and his

technically immune because

what are you going to do ban a guy who's huge on you tube you know i mean like a

he even when he wasn't a big deal on twitch he could still go to his uncle

so it's like he's the ultimate guy that can

key

if you

mm

reacted to the riots and stuff like that they would say you're forming trauma

oh my god

i actually have you know what a fucking dumb ass i am i literally have ideas to make

which rules better

like i have ideas in my head

the make it better and make it work better but they will never llisten

me

like first thing i want to do

the rules

oh

the violence becomes contextual if it's a documentary

or if it's the news right hoflebvery thin and the vice news off limits yeat

and everything else should become contextual nothing should be banned out of context

include this is the big one including nudity

if you watch like a yh video that just shows tiddy's or whatever

dude you know what's you know what really pisses me off

when i'm sitting on the couch and i watch titties

on my t v like in a movie

i get fucking nervs

well i don't get turned on i swear i don't yeah

i don't get turned on if i see movie tits if i go on the hub i'm very turned on yeah but i get nervous stude i get nervous go home i geting a band

like

oh you mean know when you're off line yeah

th

and i hate that dude because i used to look at citi'es

like

not thinking anything as you go whatever

how long got a five dollar door

not the you think you' so much but you know what here's the thing

i don't i don't even notice td s i'm going to be real i don't notice them in general

i'm past lookoint

i'm always paying attention to late

her body i'm paining attense to her hips and ass that's eah

and i've always maintained

hips

are way more important than i

wait like if the shape

because

as you can build in the gym

yeah but my clients

cannot build that bone structure you know

i don't know about a thing about building in a gym

and this is going to be a black bill for women but

it's muscle though it's not fat it's muscle

go i'm saying

some women just naturally have fat

it's not the same when it's muscular

oh you mean that you like it

i like fat better yeah yeah yea yeah

yeah

although i that

lately i've been

hooking up with like these shredded girls they've got like

a lins going down their back you know like how l they are

yeah you like that so i'm

no i'm getting more used to it and but i don't mind

ay

when a girl's ashamed that her stomach soft

i was like dude yeat star

w to

i don't know yet

i mean i don't think any guy ever cares about that nobody gives a shit

mean like there's extremes for everything soft isn't a problem but like if it's like a big belly then

yeah that's not

i think the biggest turnound for me is the bone structure you know as that's one hundred that's

dude yeah

bone structure that's what you're saying about hips

even if they don't even have ass if you have big hips

and like then how it sits the in the pelvic girdle how it sit's in the pelvis

is very interesting because

a

if they've got an arch even when they don't arch

does that make sense yeah i know that know exactly i level beauty in my opinion yeah because that's the for men and women is our lumbar vertebrate isn't attached

to the pelvis like that right

definitely hundred percent

i've noticed like these girls who's got the arge

they literally can take all my money

dud this is what i was telling chat

and it's focked up

again it's black bill for women but

when

when a woman has like ash she's got all these things

it's almost like she's always right

she can never be not only not not only is she always right she can when she toalghts

sts talking about like her vegan shit or whatever yeah it's almost like she's right that and not only she always right

she's always morally in the right she never is doing anything wrong

ya ya you know what i mean

so true

and you look at them like wow you can bring life

to the world i don't deserve you kind of yeah you know it's energ

yeah i've noticed that

pt

i would use to lie to myself the looks aren't important n lks are so

fucking important

it the older you get the more superficial i get is not weird ususe a thing

this is what i think i told you this before you laugh a

do there

looks

actually make sense

and what i mean by that is that

all this is we're going bad territory right black bill is this where you're going to say

ugly people deserve the

gohed i want to do all of my experiences in life have confirmed that

deeep like when

when i've just focus on looks just pure looks just pure looks and stay true to my taste

they turn out to have the personality i want

and they turn out to be good people

that's like you saying you're a confirmation bias andy though no here's the thing i give people a chance who don't look like how i want them to look and all what do you know

you me they're bad people

mhmm

you know i feel like it all makes sense i don't know i grew up with like the high the most expensive like

my adult my young adult life is just all my friends are the

most expensive escorts in the city the most beautiful people you ever see

and they were beachy as folk du to each other but b

here's a thing with me thgh

so there's such a thing as like

beautiful women hot women like you just see in my fe she's hot right

but me

i'm

i have no right to be but i just sa am naturally

i'm especially picky where that's not

i see a lot of like women who are just considered how i'm like oh you

you're not you're actually not

yeah you don't you know it's so funny

every time you have this take

in a room filled with women on a cast

chat doesn't see it nobody sees this probably just you and me see this

every time you have this take

so girls get more attracted to you

have you noticed i swear to god every time a guy has this take

where it's like i don't care if you'r hot bring more to the table

every time they have this take

the girl gets more inquisitive like what is he saying yeah you knowics that

yeah yeah

would like d i when i first started working in clubs

i kept talking and g was like oh hey hey bababa

right my coworkers

after a few years i would never look at anyone in the eye if they're talking to me here i'll be like ogk and they'd be like serka you got to do this you got the radios are in the back room i'm ok and i would never look at girls in the eye

and they eventually

ba

h aggressively asking for the attention you know thats us and i got so used to saying you know i will

i will look i don't look at gy even when guys talk to me i don't look at them you know i don't give no one attention i just do my job yeah

it's so interesting how men who look and smile when they're talking at a girl

it's almost like they're telling the girl you're never going to hook up with me yeah you know yeah well that's just like the hert to get shit you know

yeah well i don't do hard to get i do impossible to get

dude at first so the difference with me is that i have no right to do that but i still do that i don't have a right to think that thes away pretty with be with the pon but that is literally me i do do the impossible thing and

the thing with me though is that here's the thing it's actually true though like

i actually do

have the mention you would never have a chance

yeah you know

yeah or sometimes i go you know even if you're prettier than me

i clearly had better parents like you're a fulking miss

you know like you came from a bad bloodline of shitty parents who didn't care about you i came from based parents like you know it's agains almost like

any time i get a foot in the door with anyone it's based on conflict

yeah like a hook up not yeah not serious conflict but like

there's what

what is conflict it's the it's

what is the opposite of conflict

is the opposite of stimulation yeah exactly

literally exact

so i'll if i ever want to speed hook up with a chick

right i started mini argument about something like her shoes

right if i really want to hoke up

you know i'll be like you know those shoes really tell

e

it's they're really telling me that you're a

very

very concited that you

you just won't kiss me

until it's like three months down the road and you're going to make me wait and then she'd like i'll kiss you right now

and i but oh my fucking goy too fast

what she' is like from

tennessee orsh i love the on any time i meet a girl from tennessee are you from tennessee because you're only you're the you're the only average is licen lo have you ever

droped that line in real life

no i don't do cringe in real life ever

ever unless it's online live

but in real life i never do cringe

i go

scuse me

i want to be honest

and sheuld be like oh ok

and i'm like

you know what

never mind and she goes tell me tell me tell me excuse me john tell me and i'm like i don't know i don't know if it'll put me in a bad position issue but tell me tell me tell me i'm like i'm thinking all right hold on hold on ok here it is

dude what i used to do i like

this is this is it this is let me finish this to wasth this

iy

wanted to ask for your number

and then boom i get it

right because this it's i built off stimulation it's suspense over nothing and i saved her from the suspense

have you noticed i become your savior

yeah true

two

you know something is that m

p

yeah anyway

you know something is funny is that uh

in like

fuckin middle school high school type of shit

the thing i would do and it's not even just like a strategy i just come ofp naturally

i would be talking to a girl and i just starn't ignoring her

for no reason

yes for no reason

when i was at the highest level of my pickup you know face whatever

i would enter a club introduce myself to the first eight girls and they never talk to them at three am when they're done buying drinks

they look at me like

are you going to come back

right and that's when i' execute the hey what so what they bought you drinks these fucking losers brought you drinks

who the fuck are these clowns buying my woman drinks and she'd be like ha ha you're so funny

you're the better guy cause you didn't pay for it

and then they'd come with me

yeah

that's how it is

but those guys would be angry diud

at the guys paying for it would be angry

that dude every time i make the first move i make the first move and then i ignore i debout

yeah

that's how it is

yeah

and then i used to be so fucking good that i would do this to them right like there were getting playful and touchy right i would do this to them

and then there

i would put my hands like the fingers like this close to their face

and then they'd always do this for some reason

on my fingers right

because i would never touch someone unless they touch me right yeah i would definitely get close right and yeah my buddies were like what the fuck how are you doing this

and i'm like wow i'm doing everything

that's like pushy like to get the number but i'm not pushy

lse

most of the time though

when when it comes to like successful shit

it's that they come to you

for me

yeah

even when you pursue

this is how pursuing works y chase them chase them chase them and then you stop and then they go

no even even if you don't pursue you just got to like

have a certain

i don't know but

they'll come to you that's what i learned

true

true and you walk

you know when you have that aura of weo i'm talking about like if you're like an event like as dod you want to see that i'm not talking about like on the street randomly yeah i never haveen you want to see the ultimate hack right now yeah i dare you to tell a girl you're a streamer now

bll not duty she's a thing had no you you chat

thinks

for a girl there's a difference of five hundred years and fifty k

dude when you meet a normy at a party there is

no difference no i i can't let me tell w i can't

because i'm a fucked political streamer

now she's not going to actually watch

s just

through axitorgal

or here's what you can do

you can just change the layout

so when you show a clip of you talking

just put a layout that says biit shoot dot com like

tell her youre bch you

yeah i don't know dude there's a lot of shit that would probably be embarrassing in real life fm my st no no ud

the worst part about dating girls after your streamer

is they start doing things that you said in

like on my streetk that i will say w dud i will say oh i like

want to grow lve

just brings peace and quiet

ok

then i'll be on a date and sheed like this

there's a part in your stream john oh you said you like peace and quiet so i'm being more quiet

i'm like oh my f ok i th i do it i did not

that's a block

easy insta block for me

i hate

a this one that's an instan a bully i get to bully her i hate no i hate when fucking women

i can tell that

if i can't tell they're doing a good job but if i can tell that they're trying to pander to me i'm fucking ha

i hete

it's enduring but it also makes you feel like an authoritarian initiae

no no it's not that it's it just seems fake to me it's like

you're just doing what you think i want

instead of being yourself

that makes sense

you know in the club i was so fucking talented that

i would never talk to a random girl about the weather or whatever the fuck people talk about or what they do for work

i would always enter the conversation of where i sound

like her boyfriend that she's mad at do you know what i mean

yeah then i would p pull that energy out of her

and i would never try and be casual at the club

so i'd go up there

and i'd be like you know

we would never make it unite

and sheu'd be like okay why not like because you're better than me i'm like no no no no no no i'm not that much better than you just a bit but the reason why

i you and i would never make it is

let's be honest

he're a bitchi typ i would start thehm off

from the whole czircus my exx and you know and i'd g them into the boyfriend

but a lot of guys start from zirko as my friend

two

dude that's dude's complain about the friends oone but this is the fucking truth no one will admit

guys

put themselves in the friend zone first

because they're playing it safe

yeah

you know what i mean

because that's safety for that because a lot of guys this is the truth they fear rejection

so when they do is that they stay they purposefully put themselves in the friend zone

because they don't want to take the risk of

actually being tested

yeah and what

all you have to say to yourself is if she yells at me who gives a fuck and boom you win her

you know that is so true dude that is so true

it's like

yeah yeh and and have some j ks loaded you know when i see her really getting mad i go just kidding

but here's the thing with me do de at

i have no hoe

you'd i've been in my apartment this whole fucking year

including lockdown

is law school so i've been in my apartment and then i've been streaming

i have not gone out in two years

oh yeah i have not gone out in like two years

it's like the confession of an insult

dude is it my fucking fault the first of for all they had lockdown

and then

then i had law school and then they opened everything up but

you know as

i got used to it

di you smartest fuck for getting into law school holy shit

ah man i

dude america s i thing america's a fucking country full of lawyers this is a country ruled by lawyers

well i actually sometimes say streamers are lawyers

why

because if you can't spin narratives you get false through true actually falking troueh

that's actually fucking room

like every job is a mini lawyer and

yeah

like law will help

law skills will help anyone

yeah i mean it's not it's i didn't waste my time because

let's say i do super well successful on wwitch

i want to drop out

i can get my masters

involved

you can always go back to school here

yam

but i can i can just be what's the beautiful thing is the most beautiful thing about you

is after a year of stcreaming you can quit streaming and still come back to it

you know what i mean yeah

so you'll have something set up here and with

educ way no with streaming noge i'm not confident in that

if i took a year off streaming

and went to law school

i do not think i could

i'm back in

you'll have people like me destiny and stuff whill immediately put you on immediately

we're always here we always need your content right

we don't

i don't put you on because i like you if you're j because you're constant

right

i mean you know

i put you on because i like

it's charity

you know

actually now that i think about it dude

yeah

you better streamer than canote at this point

ah come on why you throw a canoe under the buzz

i don't know like to the way you milk five hundred andy like how do you have homni subs hea

uh fifteen hundred

you don't even deserve that you work three hour days

yeah

dude i'm going to fix that ok i'm going to start i'm going to start going to six and then the goals to be eight

someone said you basically outed destiny for being a good person

no

if someone needs content and they put has on that's not a good person

yeah i'll always maintain destiny is a shitty person to his friends

but in my experience he's one of the best friends of've ever made

but i'm positive he's not

he's super good with me but no one else like the other friend he burns the relationsip is a thing destiny is super nice to me too every time i d m m he responds

weekly i was like what's the livian music he immediately responds yeah

yeah i don't know what it is

becuse he's a long term thinker too you know that's why he doesn't hold them

i promise

the one thing i was wrong about for that guy

he doesn't

actually hold grudges

he doesn't he doesn't take anything personally either and that's that's on

that's one of things i like about him he doesn't take anything personal i thought the most masculine trait he has is that the grudge

the grudges are short

for a guy a grudge is like the universe hmany whole viruges

this is

this is something i

destiny is one of the only streamers who's in the know

it's almost like

some streamers don't know there's a backstage

and desiny's the only guy who i feel like understands there's

there's a backs stain

this is note he's in the discourd chots this this is not real you know what i mean like even even the streamers i beef with and get into arguments with like at the end of the day dude

if you want to come to the backstage i'm here and that it's not personal yeah met some of them in person yeah and they're looking at me like is circle going to punch me

i'm like what

there's people who try to stab me like there's people i actually don't like like youimmers are nothing to me matter of fact

matter of fact

it's hard to even respect the streamer because you get to see the retarded takes twenty four hours a day

yeah that's the thing it's like

dude

at the end of the day

the only shit it ok there is something that will be personal to me

it's the only thing that's personal

if you try to foking the plat foror me

you are my personal fucking anemy

because you

streaming was my personal choice

thank you

and that's my livelihood now you know

yeah

if there's one girl who tried to talk about the platforming me

and i just roasted she roasted me a bit i roasted the shut of her she cried on her stream

bro

i'm not gonna say higher upset twitch

everyone in the higher ups of twitch said she's in the wrong and that was the first time i felt twich is not personally against me

right that was the first time i felt all the higher ups on twitch

they don't actually have someone against me they just don't like a masculine guy being partnered

oh i see

so whatever

that's so fucking weird man

i mean

you know you know youre you know gives me

for partners if you bring the narrative clear enough

you'll be fine but if you respond let's say this is the worst part of streaming

if

if oz falls asleep chad

and he doesn't see what the girl says about him

you have eight hours and you are a public enemy

right

you have to respond

so i woke up in the middle of the night to respond i was like oh this has to go night

good

you know who gives me hope for getting partnered though

ukin likes he fan

that dude is partner do you know that

what

yeah

lect you found his partner let me double check

i know het are you high

i checked once and i saw he was partnered lecture fan

there's no if he is then

no he's not where did i get that from he got deep partnered

no he never got in the first place

damn fuck there was my hope i thought that mother fucker was partnered

all gold i appreciate that

is there one like right winger who's partnered

is there a single one

to say again

is there a single right wriighty who'se partnered

no not even libertarian

yamn really bullet is a libertarian they don't partner

and there's not one there's not one there's got to be one come ons go no there's one that his name is multi v he revealed it later

so you got partnered first

he got he got partnered and then trump happened

i literally thought why did i think lecture fan was partnered was he ever partnered

now and he's a lawyer so he can like

you know

what about that other guy

ust on which andor next

oh yeah google him what does he talk about taxes intit

i don't know he doesn't scream anymore but he's not partnered either damn

that's fundingverment asman gold was partnered way before

way before chump way before tchump

am and train wrecks too right

train is

train was partnered very a lot before

way before his speech i think right

thank you so much have been yeah yeah

um and uh

you think desiny's ever going to get his his check mark back

you know it's funny as i actually do

ten years in ten years yeah

you think it's going to last that long ten years

yeah men monopolies don't fade dude

m

what do you think something's going to swallow twitch

were something's going to

the go america is going to have a civil war subs but the internet will still be here

a matter of fact

if she is the fan in america

there's a civil war in america hassan will smile from ear to ear and turn the react he'll switch from eighty day fiance

to eighty days of pulling traumatic

draumatic content

he with admins in his chat he gets to perform trauma content you know without getting bann years of people don't get

also all this internet you see

all these platforms twitter twitch

facebook

lot of people don't get this shit

you realize those are all based in like physical places

like server roomson you know what i mean like

if shes the fan in america

it the whole internet' is getting shut down you know

that's just not going to last

thank you so much gold holy shit pro this guy sent a fucking forward ho much as he sent

this fucking guy gold

has sent

so much

fucking mone look at this

twenty twenty twenty

you know how much food i can get today and i'm pude

i think i'm actually have eating disorders because

i get food for later and for much later while i'm getting food for now

does that make sense

i don't order like

i've never ordered food without the bill coming up to one hundred and forty dollars

and that i'm as much as they sab i'm still broke

cuse i don't know what as a streamer you eat once

but i eat

so

much

po that one time

if you can do your big as hell i wish i could eat like that

i'm five nine

but that's the thing at five nine believe it or not

your appetite is more manageable like your blood sugar doesn't drop right

no it do if you if you miss a meal let's say you miss a meal and go to bed

your are you kidding

oh you'll feel your stomach yeah

oh okay ya

oh caause you're a bigger boy i'm talking about mo if you're a five five small boy

june

you can just skip meals and save money it

o said i can't do that i cannot skip a meal

dude i was once on a date with a girl

and i'll just chilln like this

and then she's like huh

your cheeks got rosy

and i started to burst into sweat

the i didn't realise and id started to get really sleepy

and shaid what's going on what the fuck you think i doing from steroids

no no this is post steroids so my new body right my new perfect cell body

and i started going hipo in the restaurant you know cause the waiters not bringing the food

and

i didn't even realize that your blood sugar can drop til you liket

fall asleep

you know so only count understood what i meant by this

but ever since i did a ton of drugs thank you so much gold

i forgot almost your large drink thank you so much

ever since gear

i've been like

genetically modified to where i have to spend way more money on food and when i was poor

i

couldn't

believe how much

food costs

you know i don't beal like

people worry about rent and stuff i used to worry about wo is crazy food is fucking crazy when you would and when you even for me food is crazy to maintain what i have that's why my favorite thing before mending stream someone drops a twenty

i'm like oh there's my food

you know but he's what i dot know

do you eat healthy every day or do you eat

junk and every day of my life i eat

um

worse than an american

what the fuck every day of my lude fuck and how

every single day i have

fast food not regular fast food like nandos like

pure grease

and sometimes i put butter on it well i get a stak i put extra butter on the steak

how how do you not get fat

i only ned once

so i so my calories don't go to to if i eat twice a day

you will see my face below you even once a day i only spike my insulin once a day you only have one meal a day

you want giant meal

why that's so far yeah

which which means i'm in a fasted state most of the time

which is like should i do that

you gt to eat more

right

and

the thing is i

if you have one piece of food

when you wake up in the morning your stomach will drop and you will starve

you'll be so absolute

have you ever ate a bite of food and then microwaved it and as you're waiting you're just going crazy

so wait do you do you have protein though

zero if you have one calorie in your stomach

you will starve so if you're fasting make sure

the gates are closed o like for example tonight what are you getting tonight

i always get

two large subway sandwiches

sometimes one chili

and two

oh double whoppers at the

burger king

with two large fries and sometimes onion rings

with

donuts

a large bag of salt in a good chips

you that all in two hours

and so and you don't get you don't get fat nothing

well im

i

after steroids i just

change

do it we're donuts

here's the thing here's the difference

if i do all that

but then a few hours later eat more donuts

i gained a ton of weight

so if i stake my insulin twice a day the insulin is the most antabolic hormal in your body

if i spike my insulin twice a day

my body rapidly changes and my chat says you you know you're getting fat

but

if i eat once a day which is hard to do you don't know how much hours of fasting this is yeah

it means all the toxins in your blood leave your body

everything is spelt

and after you eat you go take a shit and then you're just

empty again and hungry in two hours

but

that's why i have a rule like eat

shit and then when i go to bed

this is how i become a pre

perfect fourteen hour streamer

but if

sometimes i fuck up in i

i

i just nibble onstream

and literally gain eight pounds in two days it's

i get so yous fact my stomach when i get fat like pertrudes like it bloats it's like

if i

go from one meal to two it's a huge difference

shoes so ok so all this is because that shit you took

so

the question is

didn't you also say you have like e d or whatever

yeah which is weird because my eed level is the same as a

it's pretty much gone now

but the problem is i can't go again and again and again you know how young men can is that because of the shit you took

one hundred percent yeah

ah for

that's why i'm scared that's why i was always scared of that shit man

but the way i rationalize it is

men already take chemicals to bang

like they take slls they take they drink alcohol they do all this extra shit to bang

yeah i'm

you know that's true right the i fixed fast but

i'm tell you the truth

because of e d i can do fourteen hour streams

when my girl sits right he when my girl sit sits right here in front of me

i

want to do it

but if it doesn't happen it doesn't happen and it's only intense in the moment

you live with your girl

no no i don't never ever i wouldn't even i wouldn't even live with my wife

have

i got i can

if

if the fastest way

to be turned off by your girl is live with her

why is i've never done it so why is that

you've never lived a few months with a girl

no

dude

i'm telling you

they become

your brother

oh fox the it's the weirdest

falking feeling ever

dude you'll be like this i used to be like this on my computer right right or or on my phone whatever

and i'ld be locked in my room for twelve hours a day

and you know women are extremely social

h when they're not social they're social

so shoeld be like this

she would text me and she' would wait out my door

are we are we going to chill today

and i'm like no no yeah dude i would be like no no we we chilled yesterday for like eight hours today i want to be completely alone

i wann to i'm on my psycho path mode

i'll see you tomorrow and i'll close the door on her face

right and she block what the fog

and i didn't know how to communicate back then so i'll just be like fuck fucker and i'll just go smoke cigarettes in the balcony

and i didn't really get how to communicate to her that

i am not social

even if i love you i'm not

social

i'm social

friday

and a bit of sunday n yeah dude

i that you know what

that what it is for me too is that

i can be social but

i can't

i have to go back to my cave in charge

yeah you know ya

like fcunnel

i'd

to one girl's like holy schit you cuddled me for like eight hours i'll cuddle

when i'm social i'll be there eight hours

but don't you dare get used to that and yeah the to

if

the biggest

flaw of a woman is that monday doesn't matter

because it's tuesday

no we comt o monday

fuck off with tuesday tuesday is my day

fuk that shit and husbands just give up

they're like i guess tuesdays like monday no it's not

no it's not

what that shit clownery dude

and you know it's crazy

women can still eat up your time

because they're social that they're genetically better at doing that than you that's men are not social

so we have to sit there and pretend

we and

even if it is a

dude if it's a good movie

i swear to god sometimes i'll be like this movie' is too good for us to watch together

dude every ree every noo every movie i've watched with a girl even though it was a good movie

i wasted it

yeah because

during the best parts of the movie i go how she went to eat a grape or a kiwi

emma how does her back arch like that

and how does a pig like me

have one of the most beautiful creatures i've ever seen in my life this is the most beautiful p when i'm into someone i love them right

and shell arch your back not trying to be like cute like she's actually grabbing your

piece of keywirs and i will be so shock at how pretty she is with the t v light on her and stuff the blue light

right

and

i'm weird where i will cuddle her leg

i'll cddle something right i'll cuddle whatever leg

yeah anything anything ifod this is hour every chick i've been with

if they're on that side of the couch

a w

hold their foot here now and the'll theill the'll hold mine

or

i will keep one arm on her hip

or i'll have to keep one leg over her leg

but ill my body will always be touching

because i realize it

if you're not always touching when you're tgether

you can't immediately pany

right now some guys some guys do this

like they go turning kids

if her legs here my leg's on top

right and then she gets used to my weight right and that way it's like

were always

hey we could bang or we could watch the whole movie right

and then she kind of gets used to that

right that it's never friends own energy right

even thhs the thing with me is like i'm more of a physical person so

i

i prefer to

talk physically if that makes sense

like we don't sound like a gve man do

like dude

i thought i was sounding stupid you just took the trophy r no i'm saying

i'm saying like a

like cu like cuddling for example you don't have to talk you just

you know what i mean

no but do you ever flirt without touching like if she's across no i don't i don't i don't know i don't know if she's across the room then you're a stranger to me yeah exact right so n s you're my baby yeah yeah yeah that's what i'm saying

here

but sometimes i do be like this

like from across the room i'd just be staring at her like she's making toast

you know i'd be staring and then she goes like what

and it's ust i'm building it in my head i'm like holy shit

right i should do this is fucking lyrist

dude that's the f that's the thing is i feel like women do not

no

what they look like in our eyes

there's so much better looking than men

yes real they but you know what here's the thing

this is one of my like conspiracy it is not a conspiracy theory but

bro have you ever seen a chick out of the shower and it's like you can't look at it her sharing

like when when a girl doesn't wear makeup this is how i look at her right

from the

i go up and then i go down i never i never i never make it to the in

of kidle dot no

go again

yeah' kidding holder ll

n

dude one of the theories i have those like

they don't know what they look like in our eyes and like i feel like

when women look in the mirror

it's almost like

an alien looking at it's like a

it's like what a like a

a spider looks like in the mirror it's like all like

mechanical like they don't even see what we see

it's all like

ing what you mean you what i mean they just see a leg and we see like a droole gas yeah and like

o

and they like they like they like manipulate us

because they know how we react to them but you they don't s they don't at the they know how or what we want but they don't actually know the magnitude that's what i'm saying yeat they don't know why yeah they don't get it

yeah like itll be like oh you like legs but they don't know why exactly exactly we don't even know why no but like i know but like

it's like they know like why do you like hips you don't even know why don't here's what i mean like let's say women found out that guys

like it when the

they

let's just say guys like it when

but something that would be really ugly

guys like it

guys like

big bellies

it would literally just guys like it when the

women have giant feet they would go get surgery and have giant feet

and they would not write know but they would not see a problem

you know what i mean yeahyeah that's what i'm taling that's what you

but we don't like gimfeet

no i know what i was that's what i'm saying is like even if they thought that we did

the way you worded that chat will never understand you know the they're younger

but it

to me it's so weird out the girl i last saw

she'll she'll do this

in front of the mirror and stared at herself

for like twenty minutes yeah right like a fucking narcissist

and i will stare at her and i'll be like you know you're a fucking narciss

and shoed like no i'm not

i'm like dude who the fuck stares at themselves in the mirror naked like that like those vertical mirrors for for twenty minutes

you mean

but is like to

different poses and shit yeah they check every nook and cranny everything

kind of creepy

which is like as a guy you're like what is this in my belly butt

how long has that been

dude do you ever do you ever not look at the mirror at all for like

i have a rule i have a rule

i never

look in mirrors unless i'm uh looking good that they like dressed up oh yeah

definitely i think mirrors are the devil to

yeah thugh

especially if you're a narcissist like if i smoke a joint i'll never make eye contact with the mirror

ever ah deu that will ruin it

that

talk that'll destroy my life

yeah

that'll heend

you never realize there's a guy houle

a pparance is so important to you you know

yeah

yeah

like or it should be i mean it starts to fade when you get old you know what here's something

i feel like women don't really care that much about it

i feel like it's a symbol like

the reason women like

chads

looking guys

' because that's what that's what they think other women like and they want to flex on other women but they themselves

just don't really care that much

you know you t me tell you why

because i

because women can actually adjust to being with a really disgusting ugly fucking guy

but i don't know a lot of guys who can adjust to being with

the opposite you know what i mean

yeah yeah

yeah i once uh dated like an average looking girl that had a

a lot of money bentley here a my keys and stuff

within two days i said here the keys go back

go back to ugly land after ugly people you know i mean yeah you genetically get the fuck out of my life caause you do not belong

around people like me like

i'm broke and cute you're rich and ugly get the fuck out of here

yeah right but i said in a nice way obviously

yeah that's what i mean it is like but but if if you reverse it that's usually not

they can tolerate an ugly guy you know

all theg they get excited for an average to they ca convince themselves an ugly guy's base

that's what i mean that's what i mean you know

or this is what i told chad once and no on believe me i said oka chat

a dude

the he jobb of the hut ugly as fox

he walks into a club

and then everyone in the clubs going oh hey what man you the man he's like a celebrity and shit in the club

all of a sudden he goes from a one to a ten

for all the women in the club

is that facts or not

that's so sure

yeah

but scha was tell me no that's cab that's not true and i'm like

ok ight

you don't realize how security is so important to them until you realize

if a guy doesn't see your facebook profile and goes on a date with you and you'r cute

he'll forget about facebook the app foreser but if a girl doesn't see your profile she has no idea what she's getting involved with yeah

very true

very true

so

it's very social it's like it's all social

it's almost like

i always wonder what is

the true

is it money or is it

do do

is money is valued because money equals cloud

wor does cloud value because cloud was money

which one is non

cloud just means opportunity but money is valued because it's security it's power and security isn't it also a social thing where it like

you have a certain place in the socials

oh like a status the that's right yeah

all that you're less dirty

i guess yeah yeah that's how they see that no they hate the poor right like there more you're more likeh you have more clout you're more like

bout it up

yeah

that more it was

to a girl clout is huge to a guy you know if she doesn't have social media and she's a hart

he's thinking about marrying her

you know not exactly literally true

literterally true

you know like a girl needs to be told by society does everyone want to fuck johnz i hate sing

now this is the only thing you died disprove

the idea that guys and girls are the same ready

if a guy is a virgin

that's disgusting too

most of the time

right

but if she's a virgin

that's like marriage material

yeah that's like the highest level of purity and shit uh

and although physically it's eternal like o no one's been there

but it's a turnaln

physically i don't want to be up in no fucking

re want to just

blood no no no no i mean you realize you can like

you can just ride a bicycle you by riding a bicycle you can learn

i just i don't like the idea that it's that

that

th

there's a level that's

too too weird to me that's

premial

physically i cringe i don't know i'm weird

but a lot of guys say it's good but

physically a cringch but spiritually oh you haven't been within one that's a huge turnle yeah that's what i mean

or i sometimes love when like you meet a girl and she shows you her

and they're an average

kind of like let's say they were a plumber

then i go oh wow you're a good human being yeah that's actually so true

yeah because if they show me like it

a some dude in a trap house i'm like yikes i'm literally never going to take you serious

ya dude

onmy god

i don't know like

someoney asked me yesterday likeight

what about for you does body call matter

for gret

yeah

for marriage yeah but i don't want to get married so um

not really

i don't i don't want i feel like i deserve

you know like why would i be born a rock star

and have one chick i don't get that

you know isn't one chick for ugly people

but like so for you there's no difference between like a hundred and

five

oh no i will never be with a girl that's had over thirty partners sai

weirdest

no even twenty is like

you know

pushing it

yeah

ya what and and also you know what

i would you even know there comes a point where it becomes disgusting for guys to like a guy with whos like banged like

oh yeah three hundred girls it's like

one hundred thusand

yeah where it' like if you're in the public

person

you're the public deck

s

yeah it's like

disgusting

i think being wanted but not being the public dick is probably the best

it is one hundred percent

it's all about fucking perception and

not necessarily

dude i used to i used to want to hook up with girls fast and i'd be like i don't know how to do this

and then i start realizing instead of first dates i'm going to take them new parties

and they're going to see how girls behave around me

yeah then did hook up with me in the first night to be girls love this guy

so let me ask you a question do you ever have the thing were like

even if she's attractive

you get her

like it's all set

but then you just say no it's not worth it at all

yeah all the time yeah

like where you just ghost them i'm the king goest no not even just ghost it's like

you are with them

on the couch or whatever

and he's ed

oh you

two

are youre

i was with the love of my life

watching t v i had everything done i had a desk job sales everything i wanted my life

and i remember looking at her gorgeous face she had like one of those

perfect lips and all that and ilwa wass remember looking at her gorgeous face and i'm like this is the most beautiful person i want to spend the rest of my life there

but for some reason

i despise the fact that she fucking domesticated me

i started to resent her and think

man i just want a legacy in an army like

warlords i don't

i don't belong on a fucking couch

you know yeah

yeah dude the whole warlordship

dude

you knows weird

the first thing i wanted to be as a kid

was like

something military

just war

i wanted to be ok in

you know what i mean like i wanted to god i was in a lot of my teachers like you're traumatized because you're refugees so you that's why you play with tanks and and shut the fuck up my

oh that so fackti

it is so fucktu

was like youh the di't ge knowup

people think i hate p c culture because of today's politics

bro i hate p c culture because of grade two politics

and i was in grade two

when you have you met p c teachers that like you like your

they talk to me like i was a fugking animal

you know

and you know what's so funny they were the

the funny part is they were right i am a fucking animal

two dy

oh my god i don't know i was not a refugee so like

it's not like that for me but

n

my background and shit it the it was one of the other right the teacher was either ra races

he was scared of me

like

or they were super patronizing ever seen a racist walking on egg shells it's the funniest shit

it's so hard

you're from where exactly know what they would say dude i would have like female teachers and they'd be like

so you know in that place in the world like

women basically not allowed oh thank you and of or appreciaten new you are and of

and of war

wait of me

okay

i

and a vote

b are

thanks

but anyway m

they'd be like oh yeah well in that part of the world women have no rights and

like theyd just do it like that it be like woe

plus kind of like racist you know what i mean

maybe we just assume that like im

sexes

and i'm in fifth graders you know you knowle

lefties call everyone sexist who believe in traditional kind of relationships

yeah but

they would never say that to a third world guy who just

is an immigrant right if an immigrant said my wife cooks and cleans

lefty a be like

h

i guess that

that's culturally a produet let me tell you what the most

this is a thing that they'll never be able to get around

the most non p c people

are fucking immigrants

and

foreign people they're the most non p c people on earth

yeah

and

there's no way around that

dodde you know what though

i i when i was growing up

yea some people actually in the u s think that like racism is just in the u s i'm like have you

take a plane anywhere you'll see what racism do racism is way worse

in like a third world it's like do they actually see you as an animal do racs

super ace

i i went to a place in germany with my mom

and in colone

and the guys like are you turkish

and all i did is order a coffee right

and instead of answering him no i guess he didn't like turfish people yes i give me m give me the frocking coffee and i sort of freaked out

and my mom freaked out sly let's just leave the shop

and my you know my mom's like a progressive so i'm like you know shut the fuck up we're going to fuck and fight this guy you and me mom we're going to fuck and fight the owners

you in cologn

yeah hold on i got food at the door we were back

yeah yeah and chat i freaked i freaked the fuck out and uh i wanted my my mom didn't have my back though

she wanted she wanted the dip

what a fock was that he didn't mean shep falllse alarm

not there

who was there

i was looking at my phone i thought it was like

sometimes they just leave it at the door they don't even knock

but im

yeah dude

what were you doing in germany

nh we're we're heading back home and we stopped there to see some as and there's a lot of albanians in germany we stop to see them

i was a hot headed nineteen year old kid

yeah dude

so here's the thing i want to ask did you just call germany a third world country

yes i did yes i did okay

he was

you

glit germany

is

the worst

please

to live

have you been there

no but uh let me tell you wre you

it is

k you you know much burger king even cost there they cat a weird shit there

ud i fuck in

i can't even say thish i was going to say that

all the countries in europe that i dislike

m

one of them tops the list

sowly

have you been to germany

now

what

dude if you goes in it' is just like

you ways

so boring b there's some good bs it's just the rudeness

us

oh yeah

it super nant to me

and

i don't like how

social you know

the socialists they have there are like

fringes white cocks

it's oh my god you know about that shit

they're into cockery like its dore the most

fall

h

dude they're worst than american lefties in german we wh yeas i sust was you i'm telling you german leftists are the worst

were the malay shop ofes yes yes

the only exception is eastern germany they're pretty base they're cool

what

most of germany yes

i think when i was in spain barcelona

two

that's people that are not political they just want to have fun

very ud i had a friend go to portugal and he was like dude

all the women here have

says

how's like

ieeda go to fucking portugal

you know what i mean

can say that what brazil you can say that what

i think the best place you love row

when i was in cancun mex

fll

really it was

the one of the most beautiful girls i've ever met in my life

her name was karen

and darren

yeah karen

m i don't i don't maybe it's an english name she worked at the resort with her brother and her brother

dude

this is what she did to me

uh i have a photo with her and everything its super super cute another petite like all my history is just petite girls right

yeah this one

but petite with hips and she's a model and all that shit

right

and cheat literally

rejects me at the club

and goes for some whitekine fedora

it's a tall think it

yeah

and all night she's like trying to make me jealous i guess my friends were telling that's what yeah

i'm too drunk to care

and i don't go up to her at all and she never comes to me never never

and then i literally last minute three am

went up to her in front of the guy and her that she met there

right and he's like you sound loo like some british guy right

and i was i said in front of the guy i'm like really this guy

and she's like you ignored me to go fucking do shot

something like that right yeah and you've been talking to girls all night she said to me

i i don't care we're done the night's over come with me

and she's like no

i'm not coming with you john

and was with the fuck we already know each other right

and then she's like you're a douchhbig i'm like what makes me a douhbig

and we're in the city nightclub

and she is three thousand people nightclub because it's like a ovel to it

and she said

you're the only guy here

topless with shades on i guess i was a uchpag right club

and i was flucking jack in shit

and uh i was like yeah whatever

and as i'm leaving i just you know look at her like

please don't leave me and should just start walking away with that guy

and then out of nowhere

this mexican dude runs up to her

grabs are like this and goes

no

not this guy you go with zerka and she started laughing hard loved the guy she loved him like she was so pumped

and shik why zirka

and they kept going back forth he's like you drunk ad fog he's like you have to go with zergo

and she walked back to me and the guys like the british guys look at me

ashlak

pa jh on

my brother thinks you're cool

yeah b you know that's a go the brother didn't he was drunk and he worked at the resort too

i didn't know who the fuck that guy was the short guy it were you scared of getting robbed or some shit

no this is in this is in the resort todu

right and you

i was like oh my god

it is in the resort it's safe

the safe part of mexll right

it's very safe i mean mexico is safe i've been out of the resort but or the places i want to at least

so anyway

pase

young

a younger brother ofr or older i don't know what it was

he just looks short and stuff like that

he didn't want her to hook up with a weird british dude with a fedora that's very tall right

n

then he pointed at me and he said

john help me with my volleyball tournament because he sets aup volleyball tournaments at the resort

right

and i didn't know who the fuck he was i was i was just happys there

then she whispers

some of the craziest shed in my ear and all was stiff as fuck blood soaking in trendblone

i was so ready to fok a bain

and then she says

you i will do all this to you

if

you leave the resort

and drive two hours

into mexico with

bight don't have

then don't have to me you want play kidnapps like

bro i beked my friends and they all said no you have a flight into few hours houw

yea and i had a flight in a few hours i begged my friends di ig no no no no

then harman sukman these two brown guys came up to me when my friends weren't looking me

they both

fucking at fifty dollars in each pocket they put in the go go getter

i'm like ok

and etn's like ud you're pathetic you're going for a chick

i left the resort

her brother's sleeping on me

her on my left side

and i'm just in the middle like this with them too

and we drive

all the way out of the resort

all the way to her house

then

her brother calls crashes on the couch

she takes me upstairs she's got like a nice apartment stuff like that

and guess what happens

she's like

i'm going for a shower

and i look to the time because i have a flight decatchre

i freaked the fuck on a start yelling at ma are you out of your fuck in mind i drove two hours you going to go shower with the funck

and she's just like laughing laughing

her brother walks all the way upstairs and says

john

john what happened and i'm like she's in the fuckin shower being a fucking idiot

you know and i' was so angry i'm like dude i got a fight flight to catch i gota go dude you guys are convincing me to come all the way here what the fuck

and you know he's like

are you

are you stupid canadian

she means

with you

go in the shout

like oll i can't do it because you're her brother it's a walk in turn off is that i leave i leave

went downstairs

why did we want it why did the brother gets worse it gets worse because of the steroids

the first thing she says to me after we're making out of stuff is

do all canadian boys like their penises don't work

oh my

god

i was so fucking piessed it to this day i never hit that

well hold on i got i got questions i i was the brother ho

yeah

why was the brother like what did what do they gain what does a brother gain out of that you know what i mean

i think he gains that his sister would hook up with like foreigners or people in the resort

and he didn't want her to hook up with a nerd he want he want to hook up because we were friends her brother and i

like you know she so she so you left

i went back to canada she tumped me on whatsapp i have the screenshot she's like i'm in love with you because she drove me back with the bus in the morning time

and she came all the way with me

and we had this bonding experience where she doesn't speak english but we're just like hugging each other and stuff and just very cute

and everyone the bus would stare at us right

but no one would think i'm a foreigner i was tanned and i looked very mexican right

so we look like the cutest mexican couple

we goet back

and ude when she takes me she loves me

first of all mike i

pretty sure she can't pronounce my last name but you know she loves me

but i literally text i was going to text like

i'm going back for this girls to this day

i still think about that girl i'm like dude

how did i never hit that and that's why i hate steroids so what used

oh shit did you cat you got your flight you called the flight

yeah i buy like

maybe forty minutes

i showed up at the airport and all my buddies had my luggage and everything it was

am

know are you thinking about hey

se

no i never not

oh damn

ah my god when i got home i fat

braw that's pathetic

i'm sorry ma'am

you absu come on the i think i fet to the thought of her for like a long time actually

good

you know why i'm saying that's pathetic because i can relate to like

almost getting it but not because it is pathetic yeah almost getting it but not and then all you're left to do is fab

you wanna hear something crazy

stories like that i've had with like thirty other girls where i never got to hook up with them that's how bad stor steroids are

mm

but the cool thing is when it happens in my city these girls tell their friend you know it's crazy though how do you feel they'll say in the group shot the b you know circ i came over and he didn't fuck me

i guess he finds me ugly

and the girl's like that's really weird oh my god

and they talk in the group chat they didn't know that my dick's not working i'm not in the mood right but we how do you fat then

um fapping is like uh you

you not

when it's hard

but when you're doing it

you're hard and then it

falls away

right so

yeah

so

a yeah you can a you can always fap with e d but you can't

perform

that's what yeah

yeah i understand you you can perform but

there'll be interruptions during performce y

the

h

walk to

that's fuck no but know it makes girls wayhorn your ff you have e d

caause when you just pull out and you're soft right

thief

wreak out and they want to like serve you or something so my don positioned

twty

it's cringes it sounds

my domposition became like a hyper

god to your dawn

where they'll do anything to serve and i was like whoa this is even better

i was used to subs i didn't know what a hyper sub is

and they turn more into that

and they get very juicy like they've they've got very wet

serving me and i

like my

soxual life became from dan

to god hear

pretty much like i felt like an like

like what's higher than dom like i felt like i'm putin

you know i felt you know i mean

and it's weird because they'll like turn around and make out with you and then you'll keep back you'll be back to being hard and then you'll go in

and do it and then after a few minutes you'll be soft and you'll go back to making out and that builds a stronger intimacy with them

and they start telling their friends like no zerka's mine like don't fuck and talk about him

and they start to like bond more

so ed made me a better fuck boy

does that make sense y it does you actually in plain q it yes people hate you no no yeah i mean in plain language it makes you last longer right so

you have well you have ma dom

and you have to do ared i

yeah you have to do some gymnastics and shit

yeah yeah

but it's also bad for the guy because then you fall in love withas you

real damn yeah

is that it goes from stext to into so when's the last time you had like some serious

serious

ah i had the best head of my life none

two weeks ago

or a monthgo a month ago a month ago

maybe three weeks no i met i mean i met like serious like

like you about to marry this person

you know and oh this is like two years ago three years

maybe four years ago like

a year after i caught on raj so long time ago and

a like you basically likes

basicly like cynical now

well i didn't when i was in love i didn't know i was a cat

right i just thought i was kind of cute you know

when i found out how many numbers i can pull i was like oh my god like this is

you know what if i would get what if i get reborn as slicker

the let me tell you y anxiety so i'm twenty five now

and i'm feeling like dude i gott to get married before thirty and have kids

yeah i get that

you know what i mean

i

i get that but you don't have a fantasy of a house filled with

pretty women

you know what you know what ruins the fantasy for me

i do but you know it ruins the fantasy immediately

all those women

have to use the bathroom

no not live with them not not not live with them

you know

i didn't mean live with them i meant like i used to have a trap house where i'd have four chicks and they were all my girlfriend

i'm going to be i'm going to be truthful with you dude i cannot pull

multiple women at once

now that you're streamer you literally can n desk and he does i can pull one that once

go

when they know your dreamer

they look at you s potential

they're like this guy is not slanging crack

you're sending multiple women at once in the house

well look i used to have this thing for well them actually long

there the's a knock at the door

his wife j

he's going to go piper ready

ready

he's going to pipe and look off assy pipe

mm

busted

would you want in there

ok continue continue what do you order there

i got a i got a wrap with fried eggs and tater tots don't eat it hot eat it right now

e right now i got a p i'm go a to piss first

and wash ha

it

is it this guy is sort

chat i swear to go i'm not just saying this

he's got you know i say destiny is charming he's got that charm of destiny

right

he's got that like i'm the bad boy like destiny' is the cloud strife

he's like the im the zo zolo from one piece you know

and

i'm not actually vegea pro'm i'm pretty flamboyant actually

he's that

you how the last subscription was four hours ago

you guys are actually operating like pedo fhiles right now

yeah desney has rupting

i can't wait to eat today i'm only doing a short strem today

maybe six hours we're halfway there

we're going to go over his san's content i can't wait to see his son lie for a living

i always knew he's phony

look at this man he's the best looking phony i've ever seen in my life look at him

if he was on this call right now he'd be talking about his cameron

continue with what you are saying

yeah basically what i' was saying is

now the only girl i can fall for

you

is

o

i'n be honest i have not had an argument since like two thousand and seventeen with a girl

that

how an i am in relationships where it's like

dude

if she's one percent masculine

they will never hear from me again

you know i mean that's

that that's how terrified i am of s g w s like my way thing is i first my first love of my life was like s g w energy

he's the thing with me though is that

the way i like to be a dumb or whatever is

silence

yeah you know what i i don't i don't like a girl who's always like

sucking up to me

no

are do you

really yeah i find that due to my whole life i'd be smoking a cigarette

and they'd be instead of watching t v they'd watch me smoke the cigarette

and i'd be like

you know

the earth might be flat

and they'd be like oh god here he goes right

and so i don't know i've always needed that tension like

but i'm more flamboyant than you ok you're two men

you've gont to red pill on us bro

now what he's going his own way check

now it's twitch is what is domesticating me you know

usually i'm a lot worse

it's crazy that your channel that your chat doesn't even realize that the best you is right now that in the future it's going to be

you know we all become one percent watered down every year you know

more ware down dam you're right

what age do

yeah that's why i say you know now is the time to subscribe bec cause when houses are ten k

views

then you should not watch him

yeah

fox

p n know people are going to be like dude people already say this dude

you missed the old housse you changed

someone said i find jealousy of in hissecurity

highly unattractive that's not even true when my girl

would be jealous of

whatever

that's kind of a tternal i know

i mean

i like to feel like prob i'm someone's property

i am property

right

i like cho

when chad gets jealous

it's cute it's like chat you fat ugly reditter

whatre you jealous

yeah it is cute

you ever had that problem with like

extreme jealousy

ha

no because i was a

on steroids like i was i was the shit back then n like from

they were extremely jealous

oh

m

i've never been with a girl that's not

mm

less a short term

but the

no girls win me over when they do that you know like when a girl says this these are the reasons why you shouldn't fuck any other chase

i actually believe them i go oh ok you're right i'm not hooking up with other tricks right

like it's so hard to cheat if you're actually with a good human being you feel like god is watching you know

yeah true

but i don't like to tell them that i keep them on their toes i'm like

going to cheat

you right back i'm just going to the store babe i'm going to the store i don't know to be honest

i'm kind of bitter now i'm kind of bitter to the point where it's like

maybe i would just cheat

no

but i've never been cheated on it's not the reason

it's just like

yes soon

i feel like everything's

you know why you're confident because you haven't been cheated on that you know of and same with me

because the guys who get cheated on have you noticed they always say

my girl cheated on me and i go damn you must have felt horrible

he's like yeah but it wasn't as bad as the other girl that cheated on me and i that was the hardest pain of your life he's like no

the first girl loser

it's like yeah what point is it your fall you know but

to me

n mo

to me the most important thing is realness and i just feel like

everyone is fake but they just have the right

price

it makes sense

youyah

some of the most attractive girls will look at like a thirty k andy streamer and roast them on stream and i get so falking turned on

i'm like oh my gosh she doesn't want the host

have you ever seen a one k andy girl say you know that stream is a fucking idiot

it's the biggest turn like it makes me want to marry the eagro

right

but then you rarely ever see that

yeah

s i have seen that shoot

i know another thing too is like when women

turn down guys with money

you i've seen that too yeah i've seen that

du there's some girls who their honor means more and i don't mean like oh they don't want to guy with money

but they need to be seen

with someone who there's some girls out there that

would rather be

in public with me

than a millionaire

and the millionaire doesn't do it for them because i'm

i'm better optics for her father

and those girls are rare

but when you meet them you respect that's got of the there's there's literally

i could not at this point in my life i cannot be in a relationship with anyone except that

they have to have

honur above all

when i say honor i mean like

ancient greek

what can mythology honor

you know what i mean like

i don't know

it's got a

russian bod has a question he says hey how's this girl i'm talking to hate sex

she stopped

after three minutes of a bija three minutes a long time on a bija

a midway the other day

saying her mouth

was tired should i leave this girl

what do you think

a

she probably doesn't hate sex but she might have a problem with

having sex with you i'm

when not telling the truth hurt my viewers feelings

not we're not you guys but we go hard here

you know yeah i would question it if you know do you really know if she hates sex or

is it you problem

and if you really know she hates it

i

yeah you just got to say bye bye

that's it

yeah if you are having problems this early on it's time to find a new group brouth

ya uh

and another thing

maybe she just doesn't like you know if someone says hey i don't

if a girl came up me s like i don't give head

i but oh that's fine me neither

you know

that's like not a you know that's not a big deal breaker like do other things

but maybe that guy's just a weird maybe you look like the goonies monster

you know what i mean like when we don't know anything about you broll

yeah

yeah i mean um

did you know what you know i used to not like hed

i used to not like it i used to just

i think it's weird

why was a bad first experiment

no it's just like

too much you know i don't know

as c thely were

yeah it is

you se i've always like

i guess i have a face fetish beuse i'm like guilt the cheeks i'm with are

you know it takes a long it takes months for me to even have a girl you know and it shouldn't take that long

so when i get them they look so

falking

beautiful like they're not just regular pretty

yeah that literally anything the if they eat a cucumber i'll be like oh my god

is that a cute

yeah man

i don't know like if they slice up a cucumber i'm like yeah so s whatt up like it's my car you go

at what age are you going to be like ok i need to have a wife

and pass on my legacy

probably forty eight

what

why i want to i want to enjoy myself here thty eight that's some on you how old was your parents when they had you

twenty five i think exactly that's what i'm saying yeah but the truth is i don't want to be my parent

i know but like i

people like we're supposed to be having kids like now you know

really yeah we're supposed to be married with a family having kids now

if i had to change one diaper i' would say this is enough i would drive somewhere into the wilderness i'd be like

excuse me baby i'd say to my baby in front of my wife i'd be like

he's free

just let him run into the woods he's free now and my wife would be like what let him run into the woods he's free don't you think it's better in like the gkitding it's all on i'm kidding to my lawyers i'm kidding n i mean yeah i don't know if i want to

flove

do you want to change diapers no any babysit ever

i babysits i'll never know i've never changed the dip

i' have never

and dude

arely real

i've always been disgusted by babies

they're throwing up in

i've always discussed

but

i always like babies because they like me

right

but then i realized toddlers are li

this toddler nephew i have he hates every one except me

am i like a naturally natural entertainer or is he does he think my face is funny what's so fucking funny

you

maybe it's just because you're bigger than e are you bigger than everyone else or

yeah yeah yeah and but i act very youthful you know that's why i i'm like uh i he

i'm like his blippy

you know blippy

i'm blippy

you know blippy

no i don't

you

how do you know know who blippy is for the youtuber

lippy what is that

uhhuh okay do you know baby shark

yea i know that

that's song

ok yeah i'm like one of thoseh people on baby shark

du that's the worst song of all time

someone chats a spitters are quittered i find that so cringed like dude if someone spit

you're not

how is that a bad thing like you a bad thing it's rude

noo if some one spits my nnot it doesn't

the weird part is that a guy cannot

have the o g they feel the sensation and then they go now i want you to swall thiss just funkt weird if i know i don't care what happens with that i've really had this i the sensation is over but why would i shouldn't be immediate like it's like it's like while you come that's when they're swall

it's like an immediate thing you don't as you don't ask them to swallow okay that's weird yeah no i tell you every g i tell every girl i tell every girl

you never

have to do that with me because if i was in your position i would never do that

brah

it's rude

they're go there there they're going out of their way to be rude you know it's easier just to swallow

in the mi oh dude you you all right listen i'm not trying to ruin your appetite here

part

let's say you and destiny are dating

what the funck is that

of all things of all things why that

his your masculinity is so fragile its cont

but no i don't i don't think i would uh

yam

care if someone spat i don't really care

matter of fact i'm worried that one of those suckers will go down to the belly and somehow get your preygo

that's a fear of mine right

but it's crazy how much haad i've goe in my life because i don't do anything else thatt all

afraid i am of pre pregnancy

right

like i've always finished on their hit

do

wait while

yeah you

i have be in the past and i regret it it gives me anxiety but i have

what i was just trying to tell chad is that if you drip houw do you raw do

because i think only the shuter is dangerous it's not really go

trip

the drip isn't

that isn't life creet

i don't think rook is lif creation material only the shoo is

ww why would you risk that

n

you you l for sa

you don't even know for certain

you just wrap up every time

mmhmm

i do but there's u sometimes they bust o lone oh and i'm like

one time she was on the pills

she was taking the pill

it was fine

did

i always wrap up but sometimes they bust out lingerie and dout lingerie is not what it used to be it's like

high level now

it's too high level

right

like a parwer

what what year are you talking because it's been a long time for me

two

fay where

please

fish ne whatever

and for some reason that enchanced their shape

i don't know why it enhances that

the curves and

damn

yeah

and it's crazy the chicks a i' i've always been around

i've been very fortunate

their waist is this big

but their hips are like normal size

and i'm i've i've banged chicks that look like they're from

all my life

batman beyond check

i am dude

google chicks in batman beyond that's how fortunate i've been cacuse i've only been in the clubs right

i didn't i didn't waste my time anywhere else and these girls would

be college girls usually

and i got used to it only

and now i never i haven't had an ugly chicken like fucking seven years

oror medium tchrick

medium looking girl

am do

so i've been blessed

but also i don't do it ever you know so when im ont

the w here's the worst program

i'm a long term guy i'd rather be in a relationship

he knows weird it depends on

my mood

like some days i'm like that and other days i'm like

no i just want one person

that i can like

do everything with

but i know that that percentage wise a dumb idea

you know mag

don't you think that that badman be on

that's better than porntore

the art

no the those type of oh oh yeah yeah yeah stars i'm not you i that's the one take i agree for sure you're right about the but you never see a porn star who looks like that

i'm sure what do you mean like a really pretty

yeah who've got everything go

tickes all the boxes physicals

oh you mean that they are a little flawed each time

yeah

oh i see what you're saying

yeam

there's this one video i've been looking for for the last ten years i'll never find it

some dude and his wife

but it was high production

and that was the prettiest person i have ever seen in my life

what the folg really

that's why i go in the hoba search i have been searching for t

i've been sarfing for ten years on the web trying to find that

it

oh my god dude it's funny be cause i could relate to that

andh i was in like middle school

there is just a photo of this

woman

i

o

she was just posing in a certain way like

in bathtub or whatever

and i

i i was so i had to print it out

like i'm in middle school don't have a computer

printed it out

saved it

in the library

no from my folking

house

what

it was fucked up my parents found

my mom found

miss

so

she fucked and yelled at me man it was fucked up

and through traumatizing

yeah it was

arents yelling at you for anything sexual is traumatized

but

but for years and like this was into high school

i was looking

find who she was like what was her name

i know

her name was java script

that's like

and i don't i don'tk she was a porn star i think she was just a celebrity just posing that way

he's coping that she's just a celebrity no itause it wasn't that crazy

you sound like every guy who dates a bstar they go well i don't think she's really ubstar because she only has eight videos

what do they do

that

you know what's crazy is like isn't a soun in like an open relationship or whatever

i don't know what does he talk about

i think he was it's like how does a dude like that be an open relationship

because he has more options than anyone on earth he gets to cheat the hard

not your orown

plus it hassan will always have trouble being in in a long term because he's a big baby

you know like he needs his way that's why he's relatable he needs his way

or or no way

yeah true

relationship really just means compromise you know

which is weird i oftentimes tell people you should have your shit together so you don't have to compromise they can just

you don't like if you're a successful de she can just

come into your life and enjoy your life with you

but if you're not successful it's all about meeting up in the middle

so you don't since you don't go to clubs anymore what do you

how do you meet people

they'll just dam me on twitter there's one who some famous only funds girl who dam me on twitter they're alling influencers

oh yeah

damn that's that's why it's like now they're all hot

ors

club guardens are stunning but sometimes you find that they're not that hot

what

for the last two years is like

every girl who talks to me looks

like you would hook up with them you know

but i'd like to keep them as just options i don't meet them i don't do anything

because i'm

i know what's going to happen to me to i know i know i'm not going to stream long hours

yeah yeah yeah

so let me ask you a question

is is this like the a forever thing like you in a stream like

twelve fourteen hours every day

only

no only for a few years

for a few years

damn

yeah becauss o

it's good for me that the minimum i can do is three hundred thousand dollars a year

so if i do this for a few years

i can

you have a studio

and then make a bigger production and

keep evolving

but

but it's funny if i don't do long hours

my my paycheck

is

it

you know people like if you did half the hours your paycheck gets cut in half no

if you do half the hours your paycheck goes to zero that's what streaming is

does that make sense i don't know how toin

see this is the thing i learned

is that you're either climbing or you're falling

never never

staying where you are

yeah yeah and

streaming so weird because

the only way it can be your life

the only way streaming can pay all your bills and stuff

as if it is your life

and otherwise

you're done

yeah

yeah

would

which that kind of sucks but you learn more about yourself you know you go or i remember when i was in a com well e's yere's i look at it it's

easier compared to all alternatives

you know what i mean

when you get used to it it's the easiest thing in the world yea

but it' is also better than having to frok in

although it's a shame thing there's a sh there's a shame component about the whole world knowing your patric

for me there's a shame component aout funcking

broadcasting myself

right always took me a year to

took me a year to get over that there

you have no privacy you know

yeah

do i don't sure hat to i hate when like

random people

we don't even know a shit about you we'll just try to get in your head

like try and like

really get to the real you

walk in

what' from chad you from chad you mean

in general but also from chas

do you know what you're supposed to do

befriend those people call them privately on discord and when you see what kind of ugly insut they are i've done it many times you'll be shocked and i've done it many times

many times there's

is my was trying to give me advice pro and they are fucking pathetic human beings do

this is not thing i learned

most people on the internet have no shaing

they don't have the same sense of shame i have w it

i can't just

be out here saying shit

yeah well you know

that might limit you to though

why

because shame is what builds a family like you

the only thing that separates you

your family from your friends

is that

your family knows your mo most shameful moments right

the same is

so if your chat

doesn't

feel shame with their streamer

they won't feel like it's a family

right

like

every streamer has a lot of shameful arcs in their life that

that makes the chap become

family to them right

but if streamers don't have shafe shameful moments it's kind of bad

i don't want to say names

not like

shame is what

shame and vulnerability

is what makes a family

right

tw

yeah except this the one family

that the kids pay us

yeah i mean i mean ough to be fair it's free with prime

no folk that we don't do crms here we do gift as well

well you well i don't know thats for you

gifters are like ninety nine percent of my sub

you know like the ratio for you

i don't ch i don't check that i don't really i know that it's being carried right now yeah for sure

but i i've noticed

if you don't remind yesterday i said

youo guys with the fork

prime

fuckin nine people primed like dude if you forget

to

tell them you make nothing that day

you know

and i didn't realize this until i watched the you tuber say hey don't forget to like the thing

and i actually like this guy so i like the video

well one thing i do have to do is falk in

i have to always make a post on you tube that i'm going to be live do you ever

you know you never do this actually i'm in your discord

i always used you

i always give people a heads up

on youtube on the community post and in the discboard

call this a genius

i give my heads up likea i'm going to be live at like six and usually i'm late but

how long does it take for your people to enter a chat

for me it takes two hours for n you know you if you if i tell him beforehand

it'll take like

thirty minutes

twenty two heald five hundred views

sometimes you know

but no usually it's an hour to get a whole

to get to the five hundred it's an hour but i usually just start when i get to like

four hundred

that usually is like twenty

yeah my people no matter what always take two hours to come and then they're like what do they memanss i'mm like goh i don't know it's like my community is very

watch in the discord

they're very

scored

centre

thats like the same for you or do you have just a lot of

no no i made sure that the discord cannot pop off ever

because that's what's gonna get you in trouble

we you're right

yeah they're going to they're going to take life they're going to have a life of their own dud

that's very true

many top streamers have dead discords for a reason

is that wie

yeah

yeah be'cause they only want to

the streamers only want to control their chat

when they're in front of their chat right yea

nobody wants to wake up in the middle of night and see swastika and the fucking posting weird shit to get you in trouble

nobody wants to do that that's why

i think this court should just be for calls and should like

um

if you really want that build a read it

i got a ready to

yeah

but that's good you have read it

no to this day i don't think i will ever have a read it

rectent

yeah

i just grew up in a time where train used to do ready recaps

and i always found out the sadiest content you know

really

yeah because like one guy posted a goofy photo on everyone omega kicks for two hours and it's like i'm not i want to toddler dude

yeah i get you but it is it is big filler content for me like checking the red it is like

it'll take like an hour or two

it's like just fils gone

yeah like i always i always want people to remember me as a react channel

that way when folking

one

patricia goes supersede three or trump comes back a is the anti christ

um

i'll be i'll be ready for for to sdud that's not a thing that

i'm goaning to benefit a lot

critical drama

that

yeah if you're always reacting to things

if you're known as a react lord that always has a react screen on as your default

dude

cht will feed you gull

't defense everything right

and the cool thing is you'll always be up to date i grew up always being late this shit now i'm always early

yeah

yeah

i mean yah

true

it depends on what celebrity shit i'm still late i know nothing about the world celebrites

all it taks i'm always early

yeah for pop culture i'm early know now i even know tick talkers by their name

m

the i got to roast them r i know a few i know bello porch

and i know addison ray

beella porch is awesome i love her

she is

she's unique

i like her

but

you like she's government

you think she's a plant

yeah

because of military burger

yeah

no

i just

she ays weird you know

now she can sing she's talting

i know but it just seems so artificial

her come up

yeah

no she's not a plan

i don't know

what's her message

it's like mk altres

uncommonly subliminal messaging

i don't know what it's jus like

what ca and subliminal shit you know

uh maybe for are ona grand da i can see that

there's a lot of shit wors who's the other person that i thought was like sublime

oh fuck and dream

i always thought a dream was like

oh like algorithm breakers

yeah

yeah

m

sublimit some weird sublime do do you see dreams like music video

how much of a conspiracy theorist are you

dream i'm telling you i fuck and almost had like paranoid so it's this guy's worse than me is a dream is a plan

do watch this videos dude this weird

it's like subliminal

i don't know it's it doesn't seem like it's like natural like

just for example let me ask you what video did i miss

his music vio

since first of all

why is dream a singer now why is he singing a song

and making music videos

like where did this guy come from you know what

what is he

i know anything about them

he's making mut music

and like he got so viral

and i don't see why the kids love him but

it's clearly engineered because let me ask you questions orc

no

dream is an a dodult just like us

how does he know

how to relate to the like you we don't understand why the kids love him so how does he understand

you know what i mean

how does he under mycraft is just big

dude it's not just mine craft there's something else going dude watches music video it's like

it's super loaded with like

psychological messages about ok am i allowed to watch on strem

yeah yeah

go on

h can you link us like what is it

yeah i

dream music video cafine

here is

it's called mass

yould on i'm going to wash my hands once and once

the

sec

now

i think it's you right now i'm going to wash my hand

fuck and weird

wait for you

ah ah you don't have to i've seen

debinese people are polite eh

you don't have to

right chet

you guys want to see it too

appreciate that you

welcome in the army

the four

and remember all that from mind parth

how

no

im

this is iar mass with a smile for hours at a time there at the scel and while i hold back what's on my mind and when they ask me how i'm doing i say i'm just fine and when they ask me how i'm doing i say just i can get off

tra and that it's relatable

i like the song

i meed ho how does he know

that's what the kids

you know what i mean like

weird did that

now when you said that that's a plant

poly shit

wy why didn' he have drugs

i don't know dude it's weird

it's spooky

spoogy and why like

think about it dude it's not just dude pauty pie was a mine craft streamer ok

these are not just min craft shoers they're min craft speed runners

right

so it's like it's a new no no i can did i can't deny it that felt government made

yeah

that's the thing

and

think about this

he literally has a cult

following why are his fans so brainwashed and fanatically

attached to the gy

he's doing some message that

be you know i mean like

but for mind crab speed running people want to fog in

so what're you saying like

most of his base would be bought

no kid my no in the beginning a plant is bought it up right oh yeah yeah in the beginning yeah

has to be

it's never grassroots right it's like

unless they they're like they know what they're doing dude

they know dude

they have like a science of psychological manipulation they know how to fuck in

trigger the right

animal button

this is the most caveman podcast i've ever read

the songs pretty good though

were you're getting brainwashed by yourself

you run the or

o but i used to run home just to i used to skip school just to play mable store on my computer so

and i would i never felt cool

you know i think that's why i'm in such a fucking rebellious phase in my life where i'm banging every chick

so i want to feel cool likein

essioner

thank

all that's why i did that now i'm back to normal

you know it's funny dude i never had that phace in my life

you never injected a tonne of steroids and cocaine into your lf

and i skipped it

iy skipped having all the fun

you know what sucks is

i permanently damaged my dopamine receptors

and serzon and so it's hard for me to feel't know you know i'll say dude

whatever damage happened

you lived in a way

that

you

ninety nine point nine nine nine percent of men will never live

you got to you' got to take the w like that you know

yeah yeah i guess it wasn't that bad yeah

it's just

you know it's the worst thing to do forocking a ton of druges

ween you' already clinically depressed right

so yeah

i you know like it was like i remember a time where it took me an hour to get out of bed

man an hour is so short

now

now it'll take me

do post fucking drugs it would take me seven hours to get out of bed or even roll over ont to the other side

depresses you

the pressed you back then

i think it's do the rat rac anxiety of

you know

working a computer job sales and you know that fight club

here

yeah that was like

the foking

biggest fear and people said like even my brothers looked me eye the're like

you know you have to enter society one day you can't just keep running

shch think got for screaming though

thank god for screwing

i've been fucking run

that's what the mesk is

s dam to you fucked up my fugkin thoughts on dream now now i think he's a plan

i

i've yeah

so how would a plant work

they just find them in school

um

it's probably through family

that's what i've noticed

s like

se like super glowy people they have kids

you know and they

so it would have to be up

higher social status on

no it's like the family of the operatives

agents

oh right right right right oh as in you make them into stars

yeah right just watch dreams and dad be revealed to be like

bill gates

you are some shit like that yes some like

defence contractor or some shit raytheon some

good

let me tell you something

you want to know you feel that way for tick talkers

yeah but let me tell you crazy shit

the conspiracyar no no this is for real

i thought adison just got lucky

do things

do you know who christ ian is

so it's a it's basically this guy that a bunch of people on the internet were bullying for like

forever

he became a huge man

look at all do

and you might be able to watch it onstream and res re german kid

look look youo

make a note christian and the

t its if you can watch it on

stream

and watch like documentaries aboutm it w'll be contant for your

x

that anyway

i promise toll be contul

but anyway

so he was treading because

he uh

he was

he slept with his mom

ight

some girl

was like talking to him on the phone he i think he has like

a autism or something

and was like manipulating him and like not

prodding him and he was she was like prodding him in the direction

this girl they found out

she was a fucking cycle

she would like kill animals for fun

she was bullying people into suicide at her like texas university and shit

and guess what happened

he found out

or something like this

ad

it was literally the cia

your uncle

worked for another government agency her whole falcon family

were friends

agents

that is more common than not

and then

another thing to

there's a political guy on twitch

he's like a lefty

and they found out

is

was it his father or his uncle

we're

defense contract

' like the

well i mean look at ted bundy right it turns out he's military

ahk

you know that satanic panic in the eighties

yeah

each one of the satanic killers

turned out to be

under experiments with government and military

like

to

that satanism isn't ever exposed unless its military or government related

i used to think it was just people who are satanists in their backyard theink were all government connected

did you know do you know what the cia agent who is a legit satanist

was it the guy with a colt i was thinking he had the eyebrows he has a weird eyerow

ney forgot his name

but he was an actual sitanist

in the cia right

oh he's like the head of this year

he wasn't ahad but he was a he played a big part in the johnny gosh

case a

who is it jack parson

let me see he has the weird eyebrows

if i see him on my record

back

no it's not that guy that

the jack parsons is actually interesting he was a rocket engineer

and he was super intoy a cal

and there's a whole history about

back

but this is something different actually this guy was no he was i think he was f b i he wasn't cia he was f b i

it was f

let me see f b i satan

or cia i forget which

and the coldt wor

big aliister crowley and should like that

they're all connected with hollywood socialites and elites

yeah filima felima got

huge here it is his name was michael a aqueno you ever heard of the name

no

you never what kind of conspiracy theorist are you right to say again

michael aquino

you've never heard of that let me goog let me google let you know what the temple of set

oh yeah egyptian typle s that

the temple of atia

michael aquino

was

a lieutenant colonel of the psychological operations of the u s army

and he was part of the temple of set

and he also knew the bushes

i'm pretty sure yet

es

holy shit he yeah he the guy with the eyebrows right

yeah

there is

it's funny because if you look at high ranking military you need to be a nihilist you got to be a very like

a dark person to be high ranking military you have to be cold and evil

and so

it would be best for

high ranking military to adopt satanism right

yeah it is

i mean like real satanism just means it's like even the spartans they

they had to kill their puppies to show that theyre cold hearted right

navy seals have to kill someone to prove that they're really navy seals and shit

and it's like a

it's like a cult by blood

ud that filima shit

it goes very far

like m otam madam blovotski she has something called theosophy

yeah yeah where can i to some of these books and stuff

on the theosophy

we just a annsroom

phiosophy

make

what's the best book to get on all this kind of stuff

because h all fuck it depends on what subject but

i guess i can do audio or can i find it on youtube

yes

i have a book about the influence of theosophy on the nazis but i forgot what it was

but

let me think what would it be a good book

everyone connects nazis to their cult

oh yes they were definitely they were very

but here's a thing

that's what they don't tell you

the nazis were at

connected to the a call

but so were the allies specifically the british

so youl a v for victory

y ya

that wasn't a coult

so churchill adopted the v for victory because

i think it was crowley

or it was someone else whod told him that

the nazi swastika is like a magical spell and that the way to beat the spell is

the v

something like earthly

ah

ririghte h yeah because they all believe in symbols and spells

i never understood the spells and symbols thing until i realized

simbols rule the world of course

i had no idea that how important symbols are the symbols

the if you know if you're in the right angle wearing the right clothes and stuff

what you symbolize to your girl would mean husband or friend

you know i mean like

you can adopt that kind of magic for anything

good

think about words

think about alphabets and letters where do those come from they're all adapted from symbols

representational symbols

and we still don't communicate well with each other like us and destniney still don't understand each other

so

think about it you could get

more out of a human being with less

were symbols

oh absolutely

but

and then obviously you know about like how theosophy comes from gnosticism and then

you know what like the rlesic caarians

yeah yeah yeah

y i don't think that's how you pronounce it though

how do you present

resecution

rosa cruz i have no idea yah

everything is subconscious qes

on here

it's funny because let's say a mading ritual

if you want to hook up with a hot girl

you have to

fire into her subconscious right you have to que her subccih yeah

that shows that you're like some leader or something

right

and it's reald it's really weird

because there's two people in every human

there's the human

and hes subconscious that he is like the elephant he has to feed peanuts to

right and some people call it the ego and stuff but

have you noticed like there is

the circle that i know and that the one that

pushes this circle to do everything

that that

like my thoughts are naught

like it almost feels like my thoughts are authentic

you know me beauseing

what do you think

it drives every new cycle

every drama

every fucking politics

youd do you think politics is based on like

rationality like using nose

it is actually the opposite of that it is all unconscious

everything you see going on

he's unconscious

the reason hassan

is where he is

unconscious

the reason

certain political

shit is the way it is it's all unconscious and literally everything is unconscious they learn to tickle your subconscious and

a lot of people don't understand that

it's intoxicating you know yeah

if someone repeats a message your brain fires for

the that message the more it gets repeated the more they're making you into the soldier

that's wy you know's

also another thing to

witch itself

is the ultimate experimental

brown

for psychology

yes

it is the largest psychological experiment

yeah

and you know so funny is

you e can see that a lot of people are successful but they tap out they can't handle it

no but yeah but it's like how do for example how do streamers cultivate an audience

w do they get people loyal to them

how do they walking you know what i mean it's all

psychology

yeah

it's all pushing your good traits forward and then

yeah

but it is interesting how its liked

we don't know what

streamers are going to be like in one hundred eighty years of doing this you know we've never run that experiment

do talk on in you

you check this out

it

you know these kids with their i pads

we do not know what they are going to be like when they're twelth

yeah they might be focked up

they will be fought

are you kidding dude what kind of a d h will that be

dude let me tell you something zirca look at

re look at

fourteen year olds right now

they are so fucked up

they are so so fuckup

now just imagine the next generation

them that means they're goinga be even easier to us

put into that lefty category of cry baby

dud

did you see a dream video of the dudes

fuking sad about nothing he's crying about nothing

you shut fuga would you mean nothing doudy e fucking cret made a video with his ude's cry feels he feels like he's not seen in the real world so he's somebody on the internet how is that not relatable

because the fucking live ss not do nots on you the fk you talkbt there's nothing there's nothing wrong dude these kids there's nothing wrong with their lives at all but they're looking for reasons to be cry babies

and have social justice

for no reason

you don't think there's like this anxiety that comes with entering high school

i mean that was a terrifying experience there's an anxiety but it's part of the normal cycle of growing up and it's not something

star oh you mean the term romanticizing it

yeah that's what i mean oh yeah yeah yeah one hundred percent

oh that

that they're making ever like back in our day we would listen to causemro can

right we'd listen that we listen some green day we'd feel better yeah but now you're saying they're making it a

like a devilish contract where they're in love with their misery

yeah

that's terrifying

that's true that's literally

i could not have said it better

they are

falling in love with their own misery exactly so being bored is no mental illness exactly

litterly

there's a pill for everything now for these kids

you know

you know what my dad said he said if anyone ever got adirll as a teenager

that's a parental abuse if your parents get your at ale as a teenager

because you're a developing teenager

like you're not done yet

thrank

i regret

smoking pot in fuck in high school

saying

although i had a lot of fun because i get the giggles and shit

yeah

did you ever did you

did you ever did your parents ever find out

uh when way too late when i was like adult mond

so after high school

yeah oh because they think it's heroin right so the worst thing i happened to me

was that in high school

my dad found

that i had of

uh

i had like a fucking

a bottle of like whiskey

and i had

the in the trunk of my car

with two shotglasses

that she was embarrassing

were what were lebanese parents like i know my best friends lebanese but

what are they like yours well do it they don't drink

at all

like

alcohol is completely foreign to the

like the familyly yeahre they're religious

now

n my dad praiy lebanese people are not that religious pro they're not but my dad

even if even if they don't it's culture due to it's culture even if you're not religious at all

there's just alcohols is not part of the culture

ras at least you know

was she with his vife

um

his wise

he must have something news probably

use how

is your dad addicted to news

oh

yeah

no not really with the folk

um my dad my dad is to no n he is he is but you know my dad was a bodybuilder right

oh really

competitive too

oh soo he tried black market lebanese drugs

now he's in america

oh he speaks perfect english

yeah

he came so my parents came both of them

came in the seventies because of the war in lebanon so they came was

fucking baning ricks in the seventies as a bodybuilder he's like arnold

in like the late eighties nineties

it's a good time to be here actually

yeah

wow so he's mr danabull and shit

how the folk did you let him down and you stay naty with the funk

you let him down roar with the fog he'll suck and harp on a cycle right now

you'll n dude

has youh still got it

is this still big

he still looks good

for his age

pretty old but he' still he still has the shape you know

when you see hem do you guys have conversations or do you just gooll together

no we have conversations now we used to have problems but

it's all about what

conversations

no problemes about wi

so my parents used to be really strict

and like

i would just rebel against them and

you'd want to see my mine

i in high school i became an atheist

and i just hated everything about i just wanted to

i wanted to be like american you know

i want to be like a white boy

really just to me go on

let me tell you why because being a white boy means i get the white girl

and all the girls at school were white girls you so oh you went to all white school

mostly young

but

dude it's a shameful past it's a shame on my past

to just one of the yeah i guess every guy just wants to hook up and whatever is that's what it's all about yeah and why do you think i want to freedom i want to freedom because

you go out crazy

you know

and then your parents are like now you can't go off folk pages

they didn't say the fug bitches part but they're like yeah you just can't go out and it'd be like embarrassing my friends can stay up

it's all like you know

three am no one gives their parents a g a fog a life

i got a curfew

yeah

but my parents used to tell me eh you're never allowed to go for a sleep over but i promise i'll wake up

at two a m and pick you up

like iill come grab you but you're not allowed to sleep over i'm like wy with the fuck it would the first sleep over i had

was because

dude i don't know if i should

reveal this because like it's giving too much info

i stole my parent's card

then drove off

and like for a girl

no it just

i don't know no no for nothing just like

and then the police got involved in the

the cop was palty like

h okay

so

here's what we're going to do you go sleep at your friend's house

with the i w

because like you i was youre i'm not cool with my parents so it's like okay just go sleep with your friends for the night and then come back

my parents were

like what the plug di you because like i'm not allowed to sleep over anyone's house

and

so i stayed at my friend's house it was the first time i ever got drunk

in my life

and was there a party or noto

no i j we just got dronk

that that's all that happened

two guys got drunk

no i mean not to

the group

um hmm

wew ok w when did you stud that i was a virgin in high school

me too

i was in the end of grade twelth too

i lost it after school

am really

yam

but i had one chance to do or to two chances to do it and i chose not to

i panicked like they tugged on my belt and i said no i just i don't know and i panic i don't know man i was a different kid i just want to play maple story then

right on f

mapel story with the p

no like it's ten hours a day i was like the one of the biggest thank you deke

i was one of the biggest players or the biggest player in skanya server

so i was

in the high school when i walked in

everyone's on oll sh its shroud

you know i was that guy

and really that's why that's why yeah that's why adopting a twitch sh it was so easy for me

because it's like a bunch of game gamers isn't s

but but now i hate gaming i think gaming is for losers now dude i try to game and i just

you know what

you know what game i still have installed and i just keep holding out for

helo

yeah i still got halo and like

i just gave them my money and didn't play

now do you die

i haven't yet but like

i want to play halo you know

i want to play onstream

but i don't remember you do your regular stream

and then turn off your view account thing and just

game in show

that's what i do

yeah and it would have to be like on top of like my normal

dream like extra you know

y

so hold on

when you fixed with your parents you are howwed

like what how old were you

how it

i made up with my dad

a year ago

oh recent with the phone i i i i hadn't talked to him for like

five years

that's bad

i know

crazy

i mean there's a lot of reasons

i'm glad

i made you know i made peace

before that but

i don't know

when i didn't talk to my dad

he was still in my life

bad luck

as a

was that called like a high by kind of lif

you mean the hy by

yeah

o that wouldn't look

dude that was like

were all of high school for me

the high bythe

yeah

like all eyes

don't you have siblings

yeah

what was it where were they

i just wasn't close with him

what a fk

not even the broskis

the

you know it's like

them

me play some sad music along enough

so um

here's the truth toey

yeah

nothing

means wealthy more than the word

family

n i know that when the wealthy man is in trouble

sad or in it

panic state

they panic harder because they don't have anyone to turn around to

and the broke man that's family base

never panics that horde

because they know they can turn to their family and the family will you comfort them

so

yeah

m

you still have that with your family

yeah dude i didn't see them because they're straight edged they're professional so are my brothers

so they don't like if you do drugs

you're out you're

you cast it out of the family right yeah and i didn't do drugs like

you know like

if i did this much drugs my parents would disown me

but i didn't do this much

i filled the whole room you know like i did more drugs than anyone in history

and it was all free and then the stuff i could afford was like

toxic and killing me

and i would just work at clubs and stuff and they knew i was a superstar in my city they're like we hear about you

right

hear me

yeah

so i the so the streets became like a family to me

and i'd stay with junkies every night and i thought i was fuckin happy doing this for a long time

but i didn't realize that every time i was the

you know there's something about doing a lot of

cocaine where it's like you start missing your family when you're high

and the the parties are not fun anymore

n

i was doing buck and this day i'm not really close to

to this day you didn't fix everything

no i fixed it it's i fixed it but it's like

i don't

i don't show them everything about

really i d m my fam

bro everything bro i

lunch dinner everything every waking moment of my life i talk to them

one i'm not sertain

but i'm like more of a

i'm more like a mama's boy though

m

dad not so much mo you got to be closer to mom

no i am i

are they far from heo

mm

like an hour and a half

oh that's

now something crazy

you got to miss the cooking though right

no i go like once

i a visit

did you tell them you're firming kks

no or they don't know yeah probably don't tell them this until it's big right

yeah that's what i'm thinking

and then it's irreversible

but

a

i don't know i think some people say you can delete your content off the internet if you pay something

you what

if you pay like some securities company

you cannot

no way

some point i was doing that apparently

no that's not possible

people got you on their hard drives

on a roads is not returning to society

she's doing that

yes she's paying a hundred and sixty thousand dollars to scrub the internet

dude people are going to just spite her

when they foind out about the newsy're going to be like

now

i said imagine paying one hundred and sixty thousand just to open your twitter com and s h you got to get thatally trying to wipe everything off

di' i get that job

what

imagine earning a hundred and sixty thousand dollars

to just open your twitter comment section

thank

this is fucking gol w you don't even get the joke i explain it

people always come in talking about it

they're posting the gifts yeah yeah

ya somethirt

i'm so funny is mother for granocha dude

isn't that isn't her doing that and the shouldn't that be used as a message

don't do poor

yeah but corporate elites want everyone to be shaking their thang

they want the tale to be

t

the corporate elite want tale to be just chatting section so they can in real time live d m them

yeah that's the things you can c people yeah it's the that's facts though they just want everyone exposed

they don't want

good

it's almost like

society hates the idea of privacy

the just hate the idea that people

you know bro i'd be talking these of chicks and they sound brokened when they talk to me

they're like you know

i come from a really fucked up past and i go onm like

you know it's weird none of their stories are worse than mine though so i'm like how the fuck am i not doing all this shit

eam

you know like their stories are about this guy you know

what do you what are you going to do

that

you know what i mean like saying i'll be a hoole

if i was a trick i'd be a hoh

am

nd will

oll yeah you would absolutely no i wouldn't i do foking you know you know you realize that

testosterone is the thing that makes everyone horny not just guys

yeah it would me to

women who but also so does higher estrogen in men too

what

yeah because it's a key component of sex drive if you kill your estrogen like taking aromatized inhibitors or anything that blocks estrogen like estrogen bloggers

if a man ats zeroestrogen he will not get stiff

five

yeah

that was one of my biggest issues when my test came back my doctors like damn you really fucked it

how did you

how were you always at zero estrogen you know

and i'm like bro it's because i took this thing called letrisoll and it's the strongest struggle on earth

it kills

you know how you're supposed to kill like a percentage of your estrogen to hold less water

yeah in bloddy building your dad would get this

tod

i killed ninety eight per cent of human estrogen in my body with this drug called letrezol

and it's taken to cance i think it is

breast cancer patients

dude what we what was running through your mind doing that crazy shit were you just not scared to die or something

im

yeah i didn't think i could die i always felt invincible

you know after my first overdose i was like ah

you know i told the paramedic someing there's nothing wrong with me

and i just left

and then i w the fog

and i was angry with the paramedics like why are you fuckin freaking outbroug

and then i went and overdosed again more in a in a different way

and they're like w of fock and then

and then i've had overdoses without paramedics just with friends and they're like you know friends trying to heal me

tn

but i had those kind of friends that are like instead of telling me to not do drugs they're like he's going to be the number one bodybuilder in this city

the kind of f like he's pushing himself to the limit he's breaking

the norm

youases

i had like boston loryds around me in shit

and

i knew it was bad when drug addicts were telling me you do too much drugs

and you know it's so funny i was never addicted

like when

you know how people battle stopping when i stop the w stop

and it's over you're talking about with the

performance enhancing

yeah but the whole time i did performance enhancing i would add other stuff recreational stuff so

it's all in one i did everything in one my heart was explored

because everything turned out to benefit

bodybuilding

for example

i'd wake up starving

i'd eat

and then if i'm cutting i'd run and amphetamines to blast my appetite increase my metabolic rate

so i

so molly worked well with the steroids even though it'll kill you

it was

you know of me

so everything started everything started to have a purpose every drug you know

the only thing i didn't get into that would have made me less angry

was painkillers

all my friends the painkillers and i always said

if i'm going to do all drugs on earth

there's i have one rule just so i know i will come back

a success story

my one rule is

no pain killers no painkillers

no math

no crack

no heroin

write none of these for

none

no opioids

and no meth

everything else i'm going to owe deon and that's what i did and when i quit drugs i quit

very quick

and people are like oh shit

hother funck did you quit

how did you quit so quick and i'm like oh i didn't i didn't

i didn't touch the hardest chit

i just did a lot of the medium stuff

you know i mean which it's all the same shit really

and no no benzos i'm not a zanics zanics for focking retard

and no shrooms no psychedgs

but everything else i touch fentinall would be in the pain pill category

and all this was for body building

yup

all of it had a purpose like if it didn't change my body i didn't do it

oh four

yeah i never did drugs to feel good

i don't get it wy for for body building wyre

i how

would you rather work security

what do you mean

h you want to make money off of this

yeah well i wanted not to make just a name off it you know because

here's the truth

when you're popular in the fitness industry

you make most of your money selling steroids you know i've gotten over sixteen thousand dollars paychecks in a weekend selling steroids i it's a very lucra

yeah if you're tall you get girls and your own steroids everyone wants to buy off you

because they think like they'll grow taller some weird shit you know people are stupid like they men i lip women buy lip kits from

kylie and she's got a lip

injections

right

but she sells the most lip kits so people buy off looks they don't buy off what's actually good that's true right

that so yeah roch piona was making a million a year just selling fucking straight drugs

really

yeah every one you know who dod who's done a lot of steroids

or who has their itselfs thir its period

you'll never meet someone who just does them and doesn't sell them

h

actually you could find videos of rich beyond a sweating when they ask them how did you make your money

and he's like oh i bought three triplexes in the market jumped and and he's panicking because he knows he' made it off selling drugs

that's why he did the pm a maion

made his all the injections in his arms and stuff

the bigger his arms were the more money he made be cause everyone in the gym is like i want my drugs from this fucking idiot

right

and rest in peace to that toud he was used and abused by his

wife and every one in his life is very sad

yah

yh that's why i think the best thing that an influencer girl has ever done is kyly she injected her lips made them round

and it solt led kits

that is genius theure that is just

because people are that dumb

people are fucking stupidess

dojnht do you like the movie payting gain no i don't

but i' gon to be honest i don't even like action movies i like thrillers and psychological shit

i'm very like car

yeah i don't know i

you know do you like the born supremacy sh

series

find it create its been

i remember watching that as a kid

i really don't like it

this is why chicks love me is i don't watch action movies i'll watch it they like to

you know really like the note

oh my god i tried but then the thing is i will watch the notebook with you

but

i roast it so hard that she turns it off she's like all right that's enough like i

every two seconds i'm in tears laughing like i'm doing a react stream but i will usually watch psychological thrillers girls love that shit

really i didn't know that

psychological thrillers

yeah

sometimes i drop flatter with videos on them and doud

one of the hottest streamer goes on twitch

ah i don't want to say names

so she just started giving me like

well i think she's mentioned my name on her channel but i don't i don't want to say

started to gkive me a head just becuse i played a flat earth video she's like i don't want to see this shit i was like what the fuck

in a video game this never happened but yain

it said no we don't know the name we nobody knows the name but

esus

i know

dude

what ca in netflix

is like the most lazy way to get laid

uh uh but what else do you do with a girl besides watch movies there's nothing else there's nothing else and then they start picking on you they're like are you going to take me out and you're like i don't go in public as it is what the fuck

yeah

oh man

i love the stream deck this guy bought me from chad

you know it thre dekd

no

it's like extra buttons so i can

with one button i can change it to emode only mode so when i know chat's going to fuck up and say crazy shit

i go emode only mode

you know it's funny

here look

yes

what the fuck i need to get one of those

i p if i press this its sound effects happen you can toggle anything

i need to get that shir

onehundred percent ann

what kind ofc tiv were

in the bak

the

ind of te v you got

seventy seven inch i don't know what it is samsung whatever im seventy seven

cause i realize something you have to go expensive on the t v cause you

what people do wrong in life

they get a small t v and then ten years pass by that's your whole twenties dud on i mean i got a i got a sixty five

no sell it on craig'slist use your sub money to go dig

because dude here's what happens with tvs

ten years go by and you realize you were watching t v on a small t v for ten years

but you'll never get those ars back tv

once you have a computer t v is if you're in debt buy it that's how important a t v is buy one

because

movies are different when it's a larger screen it's like you're right

i used to think i w to do that it took

i

i didn't have a tv

fine

my whole life until i turned twenty six and realized i'm an idiet

how how much did you pay for that one

three k

i don't know yeah loe

thatsumust be a nice one yeah i but it's worth the t vs last ten years well they're worth it

really

i got a sony and i paid like

eight hundred

a tv is the most underrated

fucking thing in your house like

i i've seen some of my people watch me they watch me on off their t v and it they say it's way funier when i'm on t

right cae it

it looks like a bigger person in the room talking

is anybody watching me on their t v

o go on your computer w

your people are rich as fulkbroll they got you at one point five k subs like they can afford a tv

matter of fact

ro your people owe you ten giftsed slves aright now with the fok

from a longer stream

did

i get

gift it a lot

you know i know there as no real gamers in chat nobody in chat knows who

these

goblins on my screen are

these guys right here

how does no one know this video game

let me check your

re

when i run podcaspro i get creative fast i make my own artwork and shit with deed hexer

i'm just so good at streaming dude what what are those

don't know the book that is nobody knows bonkheads the game

fk no what is that

the most addictive game ever di

bon kids

i chose them because they both have our hairlines

ok

bunke

is it cave man podkins or should it be cavemn

i don't

ha caveman can't spell so it's ok

that

not going to graz we're going to wrap it up here

o we'll let you get to bed did when do you go to see

i gotta go to bed now

but listendeed i want you to text your family right now bro right now while your chats watching

it's four am p so what give us proof you did it

i can't have

i'll wake him up

wake them up tell your mom to cook something for you

ok i'm going i'm going to visit sunday

right i well stream in

right okay

all right man this guy' is getting more bass chad so make sure you follow spam his link right now and

oh man

okay guys

i actually have the go

i

wen me send you guys off

a zirco

ah man

yamn i got to shit

are you guys

i gott to take a shower i gotta shit a shower

brush my teeth and go to bed

bye by guys

bye bye

good stream long as stream

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