Haz on Gamers | InfraredShow Clip

i feel like going outside right now

and finding these [ __ ] nerds and

grabbing their nintendo switch and

breaking it on my [ __ ] knee

[ __ ] smash their [ __ ] nintendo

switch smash their super mario

everything in life they treasure and

they love i want to destroy and crush in

my [ __ ] fist

every single [ __ ] thing i will make

them lament

i will make them layment in tears of

blood

you know what i'm announcing something

i'm declaring war against gamers war

against gamers every [ __ ] gamer is on

my [ __ ] list every single [ __ ] gamer

is on my [ __ ] list

i'm declaring

war against gamers

war against gamers

who will stop me who will stop me

who will stop me who will stop me

who will stop me

i am nothing

but pain

i inflict pain

that is my goal in life

punisher

i am the punisher

understand

if you listen this is my [ __ ] crusade

i want you to join a game and i want you

to hack it and i want you to ruin

everyone's experience

troll and hack that's the only purpose

you have in a video game you play the

video game and make it unenjoyable and

unbearable for everyone and if you the

worst thing you have to do

take your [ __ ] mic and just scream in

the mic

just scream in the [ __ ] mic make the

[ __ ] game unbearable

if you're [ __ ] playing minecraft the

first thing get flint and steel

burn everything to the ground

if you're playing fortnite friendly fire

one 24 7.

you're playing fortnite scream into the

mic

if you're playing halo go open up halo

play halo and team kill everyone team

kill everyone on your team

make life unbearable for betas make them

suffer make life unfucking

unlivable make it unbearable and

unlivable for gamers that's what you

need to [ __ ] do

is these [ __ ] gamers

they are way too

[ __ ] arrogant

they are way too [ __ ] happy right now

the gamers are too [ __ ] happy right

now they're too [ __ ] arrogant every

single guy wants you to all [ __ ]

install games on your computers and just

make them suffer because you're mate

you're doing a good cause you're doing a

good cause

it's a good cause it's a good cause

make gamers suffer every single game you

play ruin the experience for them in any

way possible in any way possible

ruin it for them

ruin it defile it defile the video game

defile their gaming defile it

i need an oath from every single person

in the chat right now swear to me that

you will boot up a game and make them

suffer

an oath

raise your left hand raise your right

hand

raise your right hand

oath

it's not enough people swearing their

oath it's not enough people

it's not enough people

that's way too little people

the chats going way too slowly

swear to me you'll do this you'll make

them suffer swear to me you'll make

gamers suffer

yes

yes

yes

yes

make them suffer

make the gamers cry tears of blood

yes

sweet

weed suffering

yes

yes

yes

and i want you to [ __ ] record it and

upload it

upload it to

every gamer

if you're at the park and you see

someone with a nintendo switch and they

get up swipe that nintendo switch and

take it to the nearest [ __ ] pla break

it in half and throw it in the pond then

go up to them tap their shoulder say

excuse me i think i saw your nintendo

switch floating in the water and let

them run to the water and see what you

did

yes

let them see what you did let them see

what happened

let them see what you did

go to your friend's house do they have

the new ps5 do they have the xbox series

x i want you to go to their [ __ ]

house i want you to go to their house

that's what i want you to do if they

have the xbox series x bring a can

bring a can of beer can a pepsi anything

and then when they're not looking pour

it inside of their xbox series x just

pour it inside when they're not looking

pour it inside when they're not looking

and if they have a ps if they have a ps5

here's what i want you to do when you

when they're not looking when you look

at their ps5

i was just throwing out the window so

you're gonna look the other way you have

a really quick just like take it like

this it's gonna be really quick you have

a really small opportunity so they're

going to be looking the other way right

they're going to be looking the other

way the minute they turn the other way

you just

just throw it like that really super

fast throw it out the window

you have to do a really fast round look

using i'm going to say

like that like that like hey don't even

waste no time the minute you pick it up

it launches

like that so your hands are like this

they look the other way

immediately immediately throw it out the

window immediately throw out the window

and it might break their window it might

break their window but throw like a

brick out of the [ __ ] window okay no

no i'm gonna tell you another twisted

tactic another twisted tactic i need you

all to promise me you will do this

promise me

if you have a friend especially if they

have a gaming pc if you have a friend

right in real life if you have a friend

who's a big gamer they love gaming they

play fortnite they play minecraft and

they play all these games right

i want you to go to their house i want

you to hit them up and say can i come to

your house say yeah go to their house

especially if they use their gaming pc

to do this [ __ ] right go to their house

and go say i have to use the bathroom

make sure you have to do number two you

have to [ __ ] right

aren't you to go to their [ __ ]

bathroom

and open up the lid off their toilet you

know the lid on the toilet open that lid

right with the filter you know how they

have toilets on the back of the toilet

the toilet tank there's a toilet tank

there's a toilet tank you open that lid

open the [ __ ] lid of the toilet tank

now

put the toilet seat down and uh sit

stand on the seat

and take a dump in the tank take a dump

in the tank

take a dump in their toilet tank take a

dump in the tank and immediately close

the tank and then wipe your ass do what

you got to do and then get out of there

right

his bathroom and his house is going to

be smelling and smelling for weeks

so he's going to go in there and he's

going to see it smells and he's going to

think that's the aftermath that you

flushed and it's just gonna go away but

the next morning the smell didn't go

away what's going on and he's gonna all

go away the next one yeah for weeks and

weeks and weeks he's gonna be wondering

where that smell is coming from

and he's gonna never guess that somebody

took a [ __ ]

in his [ __ ] tank

yeah

and i need everyone in chat to promise

me you're gonna do this to your gamer

friends if you know gamers promise me

this is what you're gonna do

promise me you're gonna do this

promise me you're gonna do this

yes

swear to me you will do this to a gamer

swear to me you're gonna do this to a

gamer swear to me you will do this to a

gamer

swear to me you will do this

vow to me you will do this

it's not a misdemeanor how is that a

misdemeanor it's not a misdemeanor is

that illegal how is it illegal

it's not illegal

it's not illegal

i'm talking about gta 5 if it's illegal

if it's illegal i'm talking about gta 5.

follow laws follow the laws make sure

it's legal before you do it make sure

it's legal okay before you do it make

sure it's legal check with the laws of

your

municipality

municipality check the laws of the

municipality you can't do illegal things

and if you don't have gamer friends make

gamer friends and do this to them make

gay lonely gamer friends

make gamer friends meet them on discord

that live locally and and uh there they

might be lonely so they're looking for

friends oh i really want a friend make

some [ __ ] gamer friends through

discord that live in your municipality

and then

eventually asked if you go go to their

house and do this to them

gamers must pay