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good money

please please just a little bit more

you know but basically I know you have

given on me already

far more than

yearly military expenditure but come on

give me some money

what's up guys

uh today's show is gonna be dedicated to

the brave heroic hero of Ukraine the

hero of the Free World the hero of

democracy the hero of reality the most

surprised favored man in the entire

world everyone loves him he's you know

Time Magazine Man of the Year he's such

a great man he's such a powerful man

he's such a you know give it up for

veloda mirzolensky oh man thank you so

much

I have been such a fucking Brave I mean

listen let me tell you so zielinski

he's been such a great leader and I'm

going to tell you the hero wisdom of

zelenski so why is zelenski as a hero

and this one goes out to nafo

um shout out nafo we love the LGBT

community nafo is

um mainly homosexual that's okay we love

LGBT people we love all different kinds

of people uh nafo is a homosexual

organization

um part of the LGBT movement which we

support fully

anyway

um

I'm gonna explain to you why zelenski's

a hero

good morning Revolution thank you so

much and Mario I appreciate you

I'm gonna explain to you why zelenski is

a hero

zielinski is

uh an actor who became the president of

Ukraine and he became the president very

heroically because billionaires decided

to fund him

and who knows what zielinski did in

exchange for those billions or whatever

all that money he got from those

oligarch billionaires but he didn't get

billions but billionaires were funding

him in his campaign so zielinski became

the president of Ukraine

because he got money from oligarchs who

wanted him to be the president as

Lewinsky was an actor and I think it's

really heroic of zielinski to start out

his entire political career being and

this is what we call him a sex worker

now I want to show you because

times are changing you guys you know

what you know what time it is it's the

time's the changing time

so there the pro a red umbrella was

added to the gay flag to include sex

workers

and that's the Red Umbrella flag

and now

all right you know what mods Ben

everyone who put F I want everyone who's

spam deaf to get the fuck out of here

forever and I never want to see them

back in chat everyone who spam deaf

because there was lag for a few seconds

will never be back in the chat again

okay we're not doing this again

we're not doing this again

we do this is why I ended stream

yesterday so we're not doing this again

you fucking do that again you're banned

forever and I'm Banning you in the

fucking Discord too

unless you're waiting for more than 15

seconds don't fucking spam f

okay if it starts fucking lagging for a

second your internet is garbage shut the

fuck up

fucking bitch

fucking spamming F in my fucking chat

because of some slight lag

kind of fucking pussy are you

okay so there's a new pride flag that's

more inclusive to zielinski back to my

story about why zelenski's a hero

zelinsky's a hero because zielinski

basically is coming out here in public

and he's telling his story he started

out as an actor who had no political

history then some big fat Ukrainian

oligarch who was smoking a cigar was

like

bring that real young boy over to me

young boy you are actor

he's smoking a cigar I will give you

Millions to be my puppet

and you know what zielinski took the

money and all zelenski had to do in

exchange for that money was some sex

work and that's all he had to do

all he had to do was some sex work in

exchange for that in mods can you wake

the fuck up there we go

all he had to do was some sex work in

exchange for that money okay and

zelenski very bravely sucked that

Ukrainian oligarch's cock and in

exchange the lensky was given a mighty

paycheck he was given a handsome son

so that's the that's the origin story of

zelenski he started out as a sex worker

and as we know sex workers are part of

the LGBT community

nafo is a homosexual organization and

there's nothing wrong with that because

we all support the LGBT community

and I also support sex workers such as

zielinski who is a sex worker he is a

sex worker and I want to explain some of

the heroism zielinski's leadership uh

beginning in the Ukraine war

so Vladimir Putin

um launched the special military

operation in Ukraine

and zelenski

who is an actor and was already a sex

worker

I mean he did he did something that I

just found so brave

so despite the fact that um Kiev with a

k-y-i-v is that's how we say it

was like it was never under attack

really it was like never really under

heavy artillery or anything like that

but despite that fact

zielinski didn't flee the country he

stayed in Kiev

virtually because he was actually in

Poland

but it's still the thought that counts

his thoughts were in Kiev and his

digital South was in Kiev

so he stayed there

and zelenski

you know

what he did was stunning in the face of

Vladimir Putin's special military

operation

I'm sorry this is getting kind of

because

I'm sorry this is kind of emotional for

me can you guys give me like

call me some slack

I'm just so touched by the story of

zelenski's heroism even vosh called him

a hero

call them a badass

I'm sorry I need a moment

zielinski

was such a hero

that what he basically did

in the face of Vladimir Putin's invasion

was that zielinski

basically took photos in a photo shoot

with a green shirt

oh my God he had a green shirt he was 30

photos and he was recording videos and

stuff

so after zielinski took those photos and

recorded those videos you know it was

pretty much it it just kind of touched

all of us it kind of it touched all of

us and then some of us it touched Us in

other ways too because it's like if you

would be on Instagram and you see like

you know big booty Instagram hoe and

you're like a Dubai prince who goes oh

yeah give me some of that

oh come down to Dubai come to Dubai baby

I want to fuck

and I was touching the oil prince in his

penis

um that's what also happened to the

Western leaders like Emmanuel macron Joe

Biden and Boris Johnson and others it

was zelenski's Speech touched

the leaders of the West in their pants

just like a Dubai oil prince would

so zielinski was pretty much shaking his

ass for the West because he's a sex

worker and he's a belly dancer pretty

much and they pretty much brought him to

Dubai proverbiably

so the next stage of zelinski's heroism

is you're not gonna believe it

zielinski

bent down and he he just opened he just

opened wide

he opened wide

and and a bunch of money came flooding

in

he's such a hero

oh my God

zelenski just opened himself up and then

a bunch of money came flooding in

and he was such a hero for taking all of

that money so I know you got you guys we

work right you guys work or whatever

and you're working out you know and

you're and you're giving our government

taxes and was zolenski was such a hero

because he took our tax dollars and that

makes him a hero

zelenski's heroism is unparalleled in

the history of the world

he took our tax dollars oh my God it's

Alaska so let's go everybody

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yeah I'm getting ahead of myself because

I'm not I'm not telling the full story

okay I'm getting a little bit ahead of

myself I I'm not actually telling the

full story right now because believe it

or not there's much much more to it

there is much more to this story and I

am nowhere near even close to being

complete sharing my story about

zielinski's heroism because in addition

to that as the special military

operation advanced

tomato Specialists and strategists and

Generals and advisors and

even boots on the ground people all came

to Ukraine and pretty much bought

zoletsky's

so in addition

in addition to taking all of our money

like the hero he is

zielinski also had NATO Specialists

fight the war against Russia for him in

a proxy war oh what a hero

oh my God

look

I can't think of anyone who could do

that right look sex workers go through a

lot

but zielinski takes the cake because he

sits in his office with his green shirt

you know zelenski he also makes other

sacrifices

and this is what he does

so zielinski used to sound like you and

me right

but it's part of his sex work

zelenski does something with his voice

to make himself seem more dramatic and

you know make us willing our governments

more willing to give him money

so zelenski will do this thing with his

voice like

just give me money

Sugar Sugar Daddy please give me the

money I need to fight Putin please give

me money please Daddy give me money give

me money you're making salinsky needs

the money so let's get I need some money

to buy food and please he makes that

really like Hefty sound with his voice

and it's so dramatic and that hurts it

hurts my voice when I do it and it hurts

his voice and that's not even the first

time zielinski's throat has to hurt for

him to get money it's not even the only

way he has to damage his throat uh he

has to do that in other ways too but you

know it's all for Ukraine and look

the sex worker of the century zelenski

he raised a total of like 50 billion

dollars that we just gave him to fight

Russia

even though Russia's yearly budget for

its entire military which is not even

deploying and in satiety is 65 billion

we gave zielinski like 50 billion alone

and that's we're not even including the

fact that NATO is like voluntarily going

and pretty much fighting the war for

them and operating all the NATO

equipment for them

so that makes zelenski a huge hero

but the story

doesn't end doesn't end there okay

if you can believe it

zielinski

is such a sex worker hero

uh right now Russia is advancing in

bakmut in Ukraine

even though Russia's like losing the war

everyone knows that

you know Ukraine is destroying Russia

right now

Russia they're pretty much in Moscow

right

well zielinski decided to come to

Congress today

to speak to Congress

and as the brave sex worker that he is

and the brave man that he is

lensky

is now asking for

40 billion dollars

pretty please

he needs another 40 billion dollars

because he's such a spoiled brat he's

just such a cute you know sugar baby

spoiled brat he just came to Congress

pretty please another four billion so he

came to ask for another 40 billion

because he's such a spoiled brat and he

wants to go shopping for some more

military equipment thank you so much

Amela someone said zielinski did the

goatee in front of Congress and got

stuffed full of tax money I'm dying

that's exactly what happened he's a hero

for that

that Time Magazine you know what Time

Magazine you made

bolodamir zielinski with two eyes

I want Time Magazine to show a photo of

zielinski doing goatse and being stuffed

with money and I want that to be on the

front cover of Congress because I'm sick

of the discrimination against sex

workers some

think

it's like disrespectful no it's not sex

workers are braver than the troops

and what he's doing is heroic

and sex workers deserve representation

and yes if it he is a hero if he wants

to do goatse in front of Congress and he

wants to get stuffed with our tax

dollars that makes him a hero

workers are toxic when they're not

selling sex or Services the only real

working class are people who sell sex

and services

not people who do manual labor that's

toxic people who work for their money

are toxic

sex workers

oh my God don't even get me started

sex workers are the biggest heroes in

the world

and zelenski is the biggest sex worker

of them all and I commend him for that

and he's a hero for taking all

congress's money he's a hero for that

zielinski is just a grade A commendable

he can do no wrong is the way I see it

name you one thing zelenski can do wrong

for as long as he's taking our tax

dollars in return for getting stuffed

anyway so here's the thing though

Russia's losing so bad and zielinski

needs a measly

40 billion dollars

and then if you can believe it this is

what the last he has to say about the

aid thanks for wearing a green shirt

silenski thank you so much stuff on the

oligarchy it's so it's so heroic right

for him to wear that green shirt it's

just he's so down to earth and Military

so this is what zielinski has told

Congress

I mean this is all from old news but

this was when he was preparing to tell

Congress just this morning

lensky was handed the Ukraine flag and

alluded to delivering it to U.S leaders

the guys handed over a beautiful

Ukrainian flag with their signatures to

pass it on

oh

man all the sex workers are signing

their sexual flag thank you so much

we're inspired and used our taxpayer

dollars to stuff olensky does that mean

we all bought SX workers

well

put it this way it's kind of like

you know when like big lobbyists

um bribe are congressman and bribe our

Senators and they use that money to like

buy hookers and blow it's kind of like

we're all fucking those hookers and

we're all doing that blow because those

are our elected representatives and it's

our money that is ultimately being used

to influence policy and they're using

their salaries to do that so in a way we

should be patriotic Americans because

all of them we need to be pro-nato and

pro-america and if you're not you're a

Russian agent

there's a lot of people in the GOP

especially the America First caucus and

like all those like Trump mother

Republicans are basically Russian agents

and they're not patriotic enough and a

true patriot

will say no it's not that these

congressmen and senators are bribed

getting bribed and like you know doing

uh we are getting bribed we are getting

paid and they are working for us and we

benefit so yes

but just check this out

uh I want to officially suggest

something about the nation of Ukraine

the state that is Ukraine I want to

officially suggest something

and I'm just kind of like throwing it

out there I'm just kind of throwing it

out there thank you so much black pack

that explains why my junk is itchy no

zelenski look if you don't want STDs

you're sex worker phobic when will Putin

tell you a total war and go in with 10

million men

um for as long as zielinski is shaking

that ass and getting that money Putin's

not gonna do a damn thing

the sex workers rule the world sex

workers are the most powerful people in

the world and zielinski is the king of

sex workers now in in light of that I

wanted to actually suggest something and

Float something by by you guys

um you know it's just like this kind of

idea I had in my head

and you know as we're saying

because like the sex worker umbrella

was added to the pride flag

you know that is

I was kind of thinking

that Ukraine

as a state should be renamed

sex worker Republic of Ukraine

and Ukraine should take the lead

and being the first official state that

is the dictatorship of the sex working

class

and there and then Ukraine will

basically be

a sex worker Republic and everyone

whenever they see the Ukrainian flag the

beautiful Ukrainian flag they will think

of sex workers because that's what I

think Ukraine deserves because sex

workers are such Heroes and we love sex

workers so much and Ukraine is a sex

worker Nation the whole country of

Ukraine is pretty much the sex worker of

the world

and I think we should do more to

emphasize that nafo is a homosexual

organization and there is nothing wrong

with that because I support the LGBT

movement but in addition to that we

should do so much to emphasize

that Ukraine

is you know

um

Ukraine is basically a sex worker

country a whole country of Ukraine you

just see that flag and it's a sex worker

that's what it is it's a sex worker

country

led by the sex worker King himself or

queen depending on his pronouns because

remember you can't assume those

below the mirror zolensky take my

buddy's landscape take all of it

so let me take everything man take all

my money slinsky please

and you know what zielinski's doing a

really heroic sex worker thing right now

and it's called bindong

it's like it's it's basically when we

have to sit and beg to give him money

and we get turned on by it aren't you

guys turned on when you guys had to pay

taxes this year didn't it turn you on

when you had to pay taxes I love giving

the government my money right and I was

like so hard when I was giving the

government my money I was like I was

super turned on by I'm sure you guys are

as well well that's called fandom

because we have to beg zielinski to give

him our money now and that's what we

turns us on and that's what we're doing

this whole thing for because look at

this

we are in an easy situation the enemy is

increasing its Army our people are

braver and need more powerful weapons

Daddy give us more powerful weapons if

this is totally garbage you bought me

this iPhone from last year

why do I have the latest iPhone this is

garbage everyone's gonna make fun of me

at school you didn't give me the latest

Mercedes

why don't you buy me the latest Mercedes

I wanted the latest one why don't you

give me this garbage one I want a better

one

so yeah that's what's basically going on

uh this is we were we should be grateful

to give zelensky our money so look at

this

we will pass it on from the boys to

Congress we're grateful for their

support whatever

whatever

you gave us like 80 billion dollars

whatever you yeah yeah you gave us like

billions when you have like a homeless

crisis and you don't even have health

care for your own citizens yeah yeah you

gave us

thank you sit around how dare you it's

Sween ah I know you gave us like

billions we're grateful for it whatever

rolling our eyes

but it's not enough take the hint it is

not enough so let's game I'm sorry

so let's get I'm so sorry I'm so sorry

it's not enough

I'm so we're so I am so grateful that

you take our tax buddies let's get I'm

so grateful when I pay taxes and I just

know I'm giving my hard-earned money to

you I feel grateful that you would take

my money zelinski I feel so grateful to

give you my money

Americans feel so grateful to give you

our money nafo is a homosexual

organization and that is okay because we

support the LGBT community the landscape

I am so grateful to give you my money oh

so let's get I'm so grateful

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all right so what is Linsky asking for

what is he asking for because we we

didn't give him enough money so what is

zielinski actually asking for

what does he want

surely he wants a reasonable amount you

know maybe a few million or something I

don't know how much does zelinsky want

thank you so much zelenski

oh yeah I mean that's that goes without

saying like what are you like what are

you like a freaking Russian duganist

of course we're gonna give zelensky our

money he deserves it he earned it he he

earned it with his hard work what do you

think zelenski like what you think this

you think it's free you think zolenski's

existence is just free and no we have to

pay for it because you know

anyway how much is zelinsky asking

well he's already getting

1.85 billion

um he's getting a paper battery

of an organization and that's okay thank

you so much old man in the woods yeah

that's definitely okay

right

and um

now look at this

a congress is also proposing 45 billion

in emergency funding is 45

it's like nothing okay it's like 45

billion who cares

you know and and plus here's the thing

here's the thing it's not charity

it's not charity

if you like it then you should have put

a ring on it if you like it you should

put about a ring on it it's not charity

and the ring on it cause he's giving us

some pussy in return for it because

it's not charity

he's given us something for it oh we

know zielinski we know you are

so this uh actor actor

this actor

who is a homosexual and there's nothing

wrong with that

um but he is a prostitute and that's the

way he swings

he decided that he's going to go into

Congress he's kind of going to shake his

ass a little bit he's gonna say if you

like it then he shot a part of ring on

it give me my see he's doing The Sassy

thing right now this is like uh Beyonce

level of sass this is Sassy right

your money is not charity

it's not for free what did he say

it's not charity

it's an investment that's what he's

calling it he's calling it investment

this sounds like some shit some hoe

would say right

doesn't it sound like some shit somehow

would say it's not charity it's an

investment because I Am So Glamorous

or does he say it's an investment in he

said it's an investment in the global

security and democracy that we handle in

the most responsible way

oh what Global Security how does this

enhance Global Security

because let's say Russia just takes over

all of Ukraine

I'm pretty sure every I'm pretty sure

this situation in Europe will be more

secure

because this fighting will stop

there'll be a new status quo that's

secure right it's better than what you

have now where you know Russian missiles

might hit a NATO country or the reverse

I mean the situation we have gotten

pretty close to nuclear war a few times

already at the duration of this war

pretty sure this doesn't increase Global

Security but what do I know I'm just a

duganist and uh Putin shell

how does Putin's boot taste

and democracy

okay

democracy

okay

speaking of democracy

did you know that Ukraine has banned all

opposition parties has completely

censored all independent press and has

routinely jailed all dissidents and

political opponents

that's a democracy if you ask me you

know North Korea probably right now is

more authoritarian than North Korea less

Democratic than North Korea when is the

last time you there's no elections

there's not yeah they even in donbass

people were able to vote on the

referendum on the you know

Independence whether they wanted to

secede from Ukraine

what election has happened in Ukraine's

what can you please can anyone please

give me an example

of democracy and practice in Ukraine

right now I would like one example of

Ukrainian democracy that's going on

right now just one

I would like to know how Ukraine is can

be qualified in any way as a democracy

right now that's what I would like to

know I would like to know what it is

about Ukraine that is so democratic

and in contrast to Russia because

Ukraine is by far more authoritarian

than Russia is at least right now but

even before the war started you could

also make the case because it was a coup

government that came about through the

maidan they jailed and assassinated the

real pro-russian opposition

Communist party has been banned for

years there

I mean what exactly is democratic about

Ukraine and the Ukrainian state is uh is

is the azov Battalion of uh Beacon of

the open Society where they're you know

going around and massacring people and

calling for ethnic cleansing and all

this shit I mean like I'm just curious

where the democracy is I don't really

see it anywhere

but you know who knows who knows I'm

just you know yeah and they also

outlawed the Orthodox Church

in Ukraine

so the outlaw the Orthodox Church in

Ukraine

I I'm curious where the democracy is

right I I don't know maybe I'm blind and

I can't I don't maybe what I need to do

actually

I think this is what I need to do this

is the root of the problem

I basically just need

to get my little democracy goggles and

put them on once I have my democracy

goggles on I'll be able to see Ukrainian

democracy because you can't see them on

the visible spectrum of light

zelenski addressed members of Congress

after meeting with sugar daddy Biden who

was so senile Biden couldn't even feel

the blowjob he was getting

Biden was pretty much sitting in his

chair while zelenski was bent down and

Biden was going

oh Corn Pop oh I'm popping like corn Bop

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what's going on I didn't know what a

that's pretty much what happened

um so that's sugar daddy Biden zielinsky

um his comments come on the heels of the

pentagon's Wednesday announcement and

we're gonna give him a patriot missile

battery yay let's escalate the war

hooray this helps Global Security and

Global Peace

war is peace it's literally 1984.

this is literally George Orwell's 1964.

okay this is literally George Orwell's

1985. war is peace when you think about

it

I mean when you think about it war is

peace right because

to protect democracy we need to wage

more war and that makes us all much

safer in the long run now how you may

ask you may ask how

well the more money we give to Ukraine

to escalate the war

the more peace

the more there's like a contrast in

comparison to peace like the more bloody

and violence it gets the more it makes

us think and long for Peace So in a way

war is peace you know this is increasing

peace in the region if you think about

it

now Ukraine could get another 45 billion

if Congress passes its Omnibus

government spending Bill more on this

bill later because we're going to be

covering this bill so more on that later

but yes part of the bill is uh the sugar

daddy

the sugar daddy bill right

45 billion an additional 40 you heard

that right

I think this is more than all the

military direct military aid we've

already given them

zielinski said I am grateful but I want

more

he wants more

I want you guys to put into perspective

just how much 45 billion is

Republicans rhinos in Congress make a

big fuss when they when you want to

spend 50 million right when the

government wants to spend 50 million the

Rhinos in our Congress

make a big fuss

but right now

rhinos along with establishment

Democrats are in unanimous agreement

about giving Ukraine another 45 billion

and the only people objecting to it are

Maga Republicans and Rand Paul and

Libertarians thank you so much good he

is indeed good

but it's just pretty telling that the

see this is the thing the fiscally

conservative Republicans oh government

spending is bad except when you want to

give money to Israel or Ukraine then you

know spending is fine as long as you're

given money to Israel or Ukraine it's

fine to spend our fucking tax dollars

excessively but when you spend it to

help the American people that's a

fucking problem right we can't spend our

money to take care of our own people we

can't spend our fucking money to have

up-to-date infrastructure we can't spend

our fucking money to build new cities

and you know invest in our economy and

uplift the common man no we can't do

that Ukrainian democracy can only be

seen thank you so much we got to give

our fucking money to Israel and we got

to give it to Ukraine

because God forbid we take care of our

own fucking people right God forbid We

As Americans have a government that

spends the money to take care of us not

on this fucking whore zielinski and his

goddamn whore fucking

military

and there I can't believe there's young

people that they brainwashed an entire

generation of people on Reddit who are

looking at these videos of uh Ukrainian

women soldiers doing Pikachu Pokemon

dances oh

and then they say oh yeah you crave this

out they're relatable yeah give them 45

billion fucking fucking others you

fucking fucking cuck

dumb fuck

financial assistance is also important

thank you very much

they claim it's crucial to help Ukraine

send them to Russia but also to get to

the turning point to win on the

battlefield

so he's literally admitting that without

this money we're giving him and without

all of our special weapons and military

equipment that we're giving him they

would not be able to stand a chance

against Russia

they will not stand a chance against

Russia where is it not for what we give

them anyone who thinks Ukraine is

winning any war is fucking wrong Ukraine

is not winning any War right now NATO is

putting up a pretty decent fight I'll

tell you that NATO is putting up a

decent fight our money is putting up a

decent fight but Ukraine you actually

think you crane can fight Russia and

stand up to Russia you must be an idiot

if you think that

I can assure you that Ukrainian soldiers

can perfectly operate American tanks and

planes themselves based sure they can

spending money here people as literal

communism communism killed zillions of

people don't you know awesome yeah

that's why we have the victims of

Communism War Memorial

in Washington DC oh we can't spend our

money on Americans

that's communism communism tells 50

trillion people

but zielinski oh give him all the

fucking money

more taxes for zelinski

leave Americans on the street leave

veterans on the fucking Street

to die from overdose and die from drug

addiction

get out in the fucking freezing cold let

them freeze to death let the veterans

who went to went to put themselves on

the line to die

in service to this government

die on the street in the cold

but zielinski and his fucking crony

Mafia country

will give all will get all of our

fucking money that's what they're

telling us

leave our veterans to die alone on the

street in the cold

but this fucking zelenski will get all

of our fucking money

look what he says Ukrainian soldiers can

perfectly operate American tanks and

planes no they can't

he's lying about that those are our

people in there doing that shit and it's

special forces and it's it's NATO

Specialists these are not fucking

Ukrainian soldiers operating this

Advanced Equipment they have no

experience doing

unless we already taught them how to

fucking use it which I'm not familiar

with

Ukrainian soldiers can perfectly operate

American tanks and planes yeah like the

ghost of Kiev he could operate a plane

really well couldn't he

where does he get this idea that he's

gonna have the Ukrainian

that American planes are going to be

operational in Ukraine without the

Russian Air Force totally devastating

the entire fucking Ukrainian military

what a patently stupid fucking idea

what a patently

stupid fucking suggestion

yeah totally zelinski that's totally

gonna happen man that's totally gonna

happen

investment in the Global Security

see that we handle in the morning he

changed his voice now zielinski sounds

different

zelinsky changed his voice up

you should applaud him

we're gonna have to get to the YouTube

video for this because

this is great zolenski speech check it

out

this this is my life

[Music]

go ahead

Madam speaker the president of Ukraine

who's his hero this guy's a hero

you know this guy's a hero

he's gonna come to our country and beg

for money that's like the ancient those

are like the heroes of the ancient past

you know

you know like in ancient Greece and

stuff where like all of these Heroes

like Hercules and you know during the

Trojan War and like you know all all of

these Heroes

Leonidas from the 300 Spartans where

they went and groveled to a foreign

country to please give them gold and

please give them money that's so heroic

of zielinski to do that it's so brave

it's so I mean sex workers let's give a

round of applause

prostitution is Brave

foreign

foreign

sex worker he's about to do the goat see

cover your ears if you don't want to see

that

he's about to do it

it's common it's common if you don't

want to see it

you know what I distinctly remember

something

I remember when I was called the Moscow

manlet

and the dwarf of Don bass and the short

man of Russia or some shit right because

I'm I'm not particularly tall I'm 5'8

this guy could not be taller than five

six he cannot be taller than five five

actually

you want to talk about a fucking

munchkin this is what a fucking munchkin

looks like

I want to actually go stand next next to

fucking zelenski and just bathe in the

fucking four or five inches I probably

have on it

yeah he's not five seven he's an actor

actors lie okay he's five seven in lifts

his real height is probably like five

four

and there's nothing wrong with being

short but it's just like why did the

homosexual organization nafo North

Atlantic

organization why did they constantly

call me the the Kremlin Gremlin or

whatever when this is their leader like

the shortest man on Earth is their

leader this is probably the shortest

leader on planet Earth

I mean he looks like a kid he looks like

a fucking child sitting on this podium

thank you so much

if zelenski's 5'7 then have him stand

next to Vladimir Putin and then let's

compare their heights is there a picture

of that Vladimir

because Putin is 5'7

and I'm pretty sure Putin's taller he is

don't fucking tell me zelenski is five

seven when Putin is five seven some even

claim Putin is as short as five six by

the way

you're gonna tell me zelinski's five

seven does this look like five seven to

you this is a five seven man right here

okay and this is volodimir zielinski

now I remember when this War started

no one would shut the fuck up about the

fact I'm five eight okay I'm not tall

whatever

but this is your hero this guy's like

five one and that's your fucking hero

how can you talk about height nafo when

this is your hero

don't talk about height when you worship

a five a four nine man okay this is

literally the most how how tall is

macron by the way

macron hiked wait a second

Emmanuel macron is five eight

someone's wearing lifts

okay actually Putin's kind of closer to

the camera so I could see Putin being

five seven Acron probably has an inch on

him

and then zelenski is a 5'4 probably an

easy five four okay this guy's five four

probably like

there's no way this guy is five seven

okay

so I would not be talking about the

Kremlin Gremlin when you're fucking

looking at

the Kia of cocksucker who's fucking 5-1

who can suck cock without even fucking

healing but he kneels anyway because

he's such a fucking bitch

and he's got a goatse Congress and

they're going to stuff our tax dollars

where he'll really feel it

look how cute he looks look at this this

is a this is what a small man looks like

all right this is actually what a small

man looks like this is like

this is a just

now I feel like people who make fun of

my heart honestly it's like people make

fun of my height

and now I know now I'm bullying this guy

because I got bullied

now I'm the bully because I actually see

what they're where they're coming from

they think I look like this and I can

see where they're coming from well

actually I don't actually look like this

but this is actually adorable this is

actually a munchkin over here

look at him this is a small little left

he's do a little dance like a leprechaun

zielinski the small leprechaun

he's got that small D Democrat energy

small D Democrat

at least they'll be the same height as

Joe Sims

thank you emila Vladimir lensky the goat

Z of Kiev Circle

USA yes he's the goatsee of Kiev

he's the goatse of Kia

this is the strong I love how people on

Twitter were like zielinski is an

example of non-toxic masculinity so

lenski is a real man no this is not a

real man because you can be this short I

don't have anything against people who

are this short by the way

but if you're this short you should at

least look a little bit meaner and a

little bit tougher this looks like the

most

this looks like a munchkin this looks

like a pocket-sized fucking munchkin you

could just put in your pocket

I mean what is this is your hero this is

your man nafo and all you leftist pieces

of shit this is who it is this is your

fucking leader

he looks like he gets piggyback rides

from his fucking bodyguards

he looks like he can fit in a fucking

cereal box

he looks like he's he's a fucking Lucky

Charms toy

bye Captain Crunch for a five percent

chance

of getting our famous volodamir

zielinski figurine real sized and it's

actually him and we put him in this box

because he's gonna have to make up the

fucking 80 billion we're giving him

somehow

so he's going to go to General Mills

first and they're going to use him as a

toy to put in their fucking cereal boxes

advertise their cereal because nobody

buys

branded cereal anymore why the fuck will

I get Cocoa Puffs when I can get

chocolate balls but the problem is that

chocolate balls sounds

rather vulgar

so I guess branded cereal is making a

comeback

[Applause]

is in Congress looking for the pot of

gold Western Aid at the end of the

rainbow

why would I get Cookie Crisp

when I can get

coochie sweet the off-brand version of

that

members

don't stop clapping the more you clap

the more Ukraine's winning

[Applause]

final did that documentary on Stalin

that was actually fake where they were

like and every they had to have a buzzer

to stop people stopping from clapping

because whoever clapped stopped typing

first was like gonna get executed it was

fake but kind of feel like that's what's

going on here like the first person to

stop clapping

is probably going to get um

made fun of by nafo on Twitter so it's

pretty much the same as getting executed

because it's so like nafo is so

devastating like all their insults and

things they do it's like oh they're so

scary

[Applause]

Oz hairline

and I never thought I'd make fun of

someone by comparing them to me but I

know I know it when I see it okay if I

was if I was the head of state I would

not have this co-pair line where I

disguise my fucking hairline like this I

just wouldn't

I either go to Turkey and get a

transplant or I'll just fucking go bald

and just show people my true hairline

but he's got the ha's hairline right

and this is not a good look

my privilege and the distinct honor of

presenting to you his Excellency

Vladimir zielinski president shut up old

bitch wait I'm sorry never mind the

Ukraine

two sugar mamas in the back

look at the two sugar mamas in the back

we're about to they're gonna give

zielinski a good spanking on his way out

good boys

kid

little Nancy Pelosi she's gonna get a

piece of that ass

she's gonna she doesn't know what she's

paying for

old Nancy is not going to bed alone

tonight you can bet yourself that much

old Nancy ain't going to bed alone

she's bringing that sweet piece of ass

bit right back up to where she's

sleeping

and zielinski is going to be in his

special pajamas

doing you know

sex worker shit that's what he does

and

um Nancy Nancy promises to go easy on

him because you know even though she has

erectile dysfunction

um

she can get it up

zielinski gets his Viagra from Chuck

Schumer

actually

sorry Nancy gets her Viagra from Chuck

Schumer

hey

I can't wait look at how happy she looks

she's getting what she's paying for

she's paying for it you know what I mean

she's gonna take it thank you so much

thank you it's too much for me

come on veloda mirror

Nancy the heroic trans woman of our time

he's only like five inches she's not

that much

all these for our great people thank you

so much and then he's like faking and

exaggerating his accent

zielinski probably has like a normal

English accent he's just like yo

zielinsky oh hey what's up man

he probably just like has a normal

English accent but he's just all the

retards in Congress and people watching

on TV oh my God the man from Ukraine

himself valorumir zielinski with the two

wise remember we get the two y's

Dear Americans

in all states

cities and communities

all those who value freedom and justice

holy crap Lois

it's like that guy who's still wearing

masks in Congress December 2022

Dr fauci's advice still holds doesn't it

Irish it is strongly as we ukrainians

holy crap Lois you look just as

depressed as that short-haired single

woman sitting in Congress to the left of

zelenski

in all our cities in each and every

family I hope my words of respect and

gratitude resonate in each American

Heart

well it's Resolute it's resonating in

Nancy's balls tonight that's for sure

madam

vice president

I thank you for your efforts in helping

Ukraine

Madam speaker

keep turning back man keep turning back

keep turning back at her bravely visited

Ukraine during the full-fledged War keep

turning back

thank you very much

[Laughter]

oh man

oh wow

thank you his mind is over in one place

tonight

I got you that much

[Laughter]

[Applause]

Chuck Schumer

oh he is a great man he is a great man

he is a great man zielinski I'll let him

fuck my wife oh yes he's a great man he

was on Time magazine's new front page

cover oh I'm gonna let zelinski fuck my

wife oh yeah

great privilege to be here

dear members of the Congress

representatives of both parties

who also visited Keith

esteemed congressman and senators from

both parties

who will visit Ukraine

I'm sure in the future you know what I

can't feel like we shouldn't have a guy

in Congress who can't even say the V

said wizard all right last time I

checked standard American English I'm

just gonna do a Peter Griffin reaction

this whole time last time I checked

standard American English has a say b

not W okay get tell us that you're gonna

we're gonna visit Ukraine you really

mean we're going to visit Ukraine

zielinski we're gonna really visit

Ukraine no we're gonna use the V okay

we're gonna say visit we speak English

here zielinski American English

dear representatives of diaspora

look at all of our elected

representatives groveling before the

true leaders the Ukrainian Nazis

[Applause]

present in this chamber and spread

across the country dear journalists

it's a great honor odds on a list

they're so popular in America oh

everyone loves the journalists here

pause the landscape are going to be so

popular among Americans praising the

journalists we have are for me to be at

the U.S Congress and speak to you and

all Americans

all Americans against

Against All Odds and doom and gloom

scenarios Ukraine didn't fall

you grab because we you we gave you like

60 billion dollars

you want to talk about the power we gave

you 60 billion dollars our Ukrainian

fine

you gave me 60 billion dollars I didn't

go and fight anyone in the world I mean

he's alive

and Kicking

you ever wonder why our government

doesn't fund Petopia

my self-proclaimed country that I

created on my own lawn they're going to

fund Ukraine

why is that Brian why is that

well I don't know fat man maybe it's

because

oops I can't say that on YouTube

and it gives me good reason to share

with you our first

first join Victory we defeated can you

repeat that I can't really understand

what you're saying he's Roger in the

battle for minds of the world

what

can you repeat that

this time in English

I am going to be that guy

no you I thought on Ellis Island they

make you speak English and this is just

horrible

[Applause]

battle for minds of the world

the battle for minds of the world you

sure about that Lois

holy crap Lois he's saying that he won

the minds of the world even though

almost all countries in the world are

siding with Russia now especially when

you factor in the people

I mean you got people in Africa waving

Russian flags and this guy I think he's

got the minds of the people in the world

talk about the losing them

what the douches is he talking about

Brian

this is like that time

when I made up my time machine

we have no fear nor should anyone in the

world have it

Ukraine's gained this Victory and it

gives us courage which inspires the

entire world

really

zielinski

really

get a lot of this guy Brian

he's saying he's inspiring the whole

world really

doesn't inspire me below the mirror

certainly doesn't inspire me

Americans that's it I'm getting a refund

gained this week three and that's why

you have succeeded in uniting the global

Community to protect freedom

and international law

Europeans gained this Victory and that's

why Europe is now stronger and more

independent than never

and freezing

and having no electricity and having to

pay bills higher than ever before even

more expensive than the most prized

prostitutes of Ukraine

that's for heating bill

has lost control over us

[Applause]

hey give me money it will never give me

more money plans and more money on mines

again I want more of it and yet yeah I

want more money we have to do whatever

more money for me now

give me more money is to ensure give me

more of it of money that countries of

the global South also gain such victory

[Laughter]

oh it's the global South

foreign

oh my God guys you want to do like the

global South dance ooh the tribal dances

of the Amazon

ooh the global South and the tribal

dances of the Amazon oh the global South

yeah the global South zielinski is the

blue people from Avatar the global South

whoa It's tropical

oh my God it's bad empanada

the global South no one more Larry it's

new in America with Terry nationalism

and Ukraine is a very nationalized

country we have the alpha battalion

neonatists

and we are very nice enough because we

make sure that other nations get

MasterCard by the I love Battalion and

therefore there are multiple fatalities

that is very nationalism

I think very important thing

the Russians will stand a chance to be

free only when

they defeat the Kremlin in their minds

what

[Applause]

yeah that's that's such a solid plan

you're coming to our country and our

Congress

and you're asking for 45 billion dollars

and he goes

they will have to just free their minds

and meditate often yeah

that's such a solid plan man that's

gonna lead us the Global Peace what a

solid thing to say

yeah

the battle continues and we have to

defeat the crowd the next Gandhi this is

like some Gandhi shit on the battlefield

yes

these battles not only for the territory

for this or another part of Europe the

battle is not only for Life freedom and

security of ukrainians or any other

nation which Russia attempts to conquer

this struggle will Define in what world

our children and grandchildren will live

and then they are children and

grandchildren it will defend their

children and then their grandchildren

and their grandchildren too and their

great grandchildren and then their

children as well and their children's

grandchildren their cousins

grandchildren's children of

grandchildren and their grandchildren

and their grandchildren's children of

the great grandchildren of their great

great grandchildren and their

great-grandchildren of their

great-grandchildren and their children

and grandchildren of the great

grandchildren of their grandchildren and

the grandchildren of their

great-grandchildren too plus the great

grandchildren 20 Generations ahead of

the great grandchildren of their

great-grandchildren of their great great

great great great great great

grandchildren children's grandchildren's

great-grands Children's and their

great-grandchildren's children's great

grandchildren's great great great great

great grandchildrens children as well

give me 45 billion dollars and that

person who I just named is going to have

a happy life

and whether it will be a democracy of

ukrainians and for a democracy where

items a dictator and the opposition

parties are banned and journalists are

banned and no independent press no

independent political parties no

democracy or elections at all absolutely

military dictatorship of misalinski and

the oligarchs and that is Ukrainian

democracy and we already banned the

Communist party and other parties even

before any wartime conditions we yay for

Ukrainian democracy which we guess

created with a coup d'etat

for Americans for all

this battle we want you to have more

democracy Americans please burn up your

Constitution and have a fascist

dictatorship where antifa will roam the

streets and Massacre all descending

people just like our ends of Italian did

as of and antifa are the same thing

cannot be frozen

baptism is just when gays are not happy

or postponed and that means Russia is

fascist it cannot be

it's not about racism

we are we don't have to accept black

people to be a democracy we only need to

accept LGBT trans people word hoping

that the ocean or or something else will

provide a protection

from the United States to China

from Europe to Latin America and from

he's saying there's an imminent threat

of Russia

invading the United States that's what

he's trying to sell us from Africa to

Australia the world is to interconnected

and interdependent to allow someone to

stay aside and at the same time to feel

safe when such a battle continues oh my

God the world this is like Michael

Jackson's We are the world we are the

children

we are the ones this is like that time

when everyone who piped Kim Kardashian

had to do a sing-along We Are the World

we are the children

we are the ones

[Music]

We are the world we are the children

our two nations

are allies in this battle

and next year will be a turning point I

know it the point when Ukrainian courage

and American resolve must guarantee of

the grandchildren of their grandchildren

think of the grand grandchildren and the

great grandchildren think of them

he the future of our common Freedom the

freedom of people who stand for their

values freedom of grandchildren

common values

common values

almond waleos

like absolute military dictatorship and

disappearance of dissenting journalists

common values

just like how you imprisoned Julian

Assange we make disappear many Ukrainian

dissidents yeah democracy common values

yeah

yes let's get it fuck my wife yeah so

let's get fucked by one so let's get it

[Music]

ladies and gentlemen

[Applause]

I'm gonna call this guy zolenski I want

you to fuck my wife you know what

it's a landscape where do I call the

landscape summertime's landscape fuck my

wives the land's gay God fuck my wife

just do it take my car keys take it all

zelenski

gentleman Americans yesterday before

coming here

to Washington DC now zielinski already

convinced me but I want to hear more

what he has to say because I'm already

he's got me he's got my attention this

is what New York Times Man of the Year

I was at the front line

otherwise known as Poland green screen

in our stronghold I was in Poland green

screen that looked like Bachman and big

strong Warrior in the east of Ukraine in

the dunbas

the Russian all Russia needs to do to

defeat this man

is just let a dog loose let a dog loose

and it's gonna look like one of those

America's Funniest Home Videos where a

dog is just like chasing a toddler and

because zielinski's actually really

short it's actually what a man looked

like he's actually like four nine he's

gonna be running with his little arm oh

give me money America please and the dog

is just gonna comically be chasing him

around until he gets caught

that's all you'd have to do to defeat

him so he won't show his face on any

Battlefield

3 and missionaries have been taking back

non-stop since May

they have been taking a day and night

but bahmoud stands

and what if it no longer stands the

landscape what will you do then

last year

last year 70 000 people lived there in

Bachman in this city and now only few

civilians stay every inch of that land

is sucked in blood roaring guns sound

every hour

trenches in the don't bus change

handsome oh it must sound like

Afghanistan did

for like 15 years

must sound like how erected

damn

that's totally relatable several times a

day

in Fierce combat and even

based thank you Amelia release the

Siberian attack dogs from Red Alert to

manka hand fighting but the Ukrainian

donbass stands

[Applause]

as you know I'm wearing green The Color

of Money

please give me more I am already wearing

The Color of Money I want more of it

more money Russians

Russians use everything everything they

have against bhagmat and other

our beautiful cities

the occupiers have a significant

advantage in artillery they have an

advantage in ammunition they have much

more missiles and planes

than we ever had as it's true but our

Defense Forces stand

because Russell's not even giving you

five percent

yes oh you're so heroic dude

what the fuck

oh the landscape

reals

[Music]

oh Chris

I see you serving lemonade

oh Chris I'm seeing you with no shorts

Overlord in the air

Chris

it's me Herbert or Herbert I just got a

sex change and you're looking fine to me

he's a landscape

oh baloney

I want to give my money's worth tonight

after Nancy's done with you I think I'm

gonna step in

hurry

oh Lord

oh yeah

oh he's coming below to me

is coming tonight

howdy who

oh the Lord in there I'm like what I'm

seeing I'm herberta

and I'm getting what I'm paying for

tonight

oh you want that 45 billion oh you're

gonna have to work for it below to me

oh you're gonna have to shake that sweet

candy ass the landski

hurry yes

oh I changed my sex and I've never felt

I Feel Like

[Music]

a Woman

and we

and and we all are proud of them

the Russian static is primitive

they burn down and destroy everything

they see

they sent fucks to the front lines they

sent convicts to the war

they threw everything against us similar

to the other tyranny which is in the

Battle of the Bulge

what

the battle of the did somebody say

Battle of the Bulls

oh Curry

zelinsky

you have such a way with words

through everything it had against the

Free World just like the brave American

soldiers which held their lines and

fought back Hitler's forces during the

Christmas

[Music]

Lois can you think of anyone else who

fought Hitler's forces in World War II

just anyone else can you think of anyone

else

just anyone else and I I don't mean to

interject here I don't mean to interject

but I think it's just

I don't mean to interject but can you

think of anyone else who

who uh intervened in World War II

just anyone else

can you think of anyone else anyone else

come to mind and ring a bell during

World War II who uh

you know might have fought Hitler's

forces you ever thought about that

philodamir say you came to Congress to

demonize the Russians talking about

Hitler well who defeated Hitler

zielinsky because I'm pretty sure I know

who

I'm pretty sure I know who

Gene 44 Brave Ukrainian soldiers are

doing the same to Putin's forces this

Christmas

Ukraine Ukraine holds its lines and Will

Never Surrender

[Applause]

all its lines and Will Never Surrender

you want to say something buddy you're

getting 45 billion for this

you could have done is delivered the

speech right you fucking

God

45 billion for this

it's like Joe Biden

I'm sorry the cocaine is worn off I must

return to my Chambers

my cocaine has worn off

[Applause]

he looks out of it

am I the only one who sees this he looks

out of it he looks lost

he looks very lost

oh fuck my cocaine is worn off fuck

I don't know I'm fucked I'm gonna be his

inner voice I'm fucked now

I have no idea what I'm gonna do I am

definitely fucked

so

so here is the front line so let me get

this straight

but load Amir zielinski comes to

Congress begging us to give him 50

billion dollars and he can't even

memorize a fucking script I remember

when I was in grade school I had to

memorize speeches to present in front of

the fucking class and I didn't get any

money for that he's getting 45 billion

fucking dollars the least he could do is

look all of us Americans in the fucking

eye when he asks us for this fucking

money that's not what he's doing he's

reading off of a fucking script that was

created for him because he's a fucking

actor and he's just insulting us right

in front of our fucking faces as we give

him our hard-earned tax dollars for a

war that in no way furthers our

interests As Americans

tyranny which has no lack of Cruelty

against the lives of free people and

your support is crucial not just to

stand in such fight but to get to the

turning point to win on the battlefield

we have artillery yes

thank you

well thank you but it's not enough it's

not enough

okay okay

okay

yeah you gave us some stuff

okay okay thank you

but we need more

we need way more okay thank you we need

way more

we have it is it enough honestly I'm not

really

oh my God yo I'm making that a Dono

sound every time you guys don't know

money

I'm gonna make this the 100 Domino song

[Laughter]

make this a clip

let's let's do that again let's do that

again

let's do that again

let's do that again

we have it is it enough honestly not

really

oh my God it's not enough

[Laughter]

this is so it's like Finn Dom

that's what it is

this is vinda what is this

[Laughter]

this is Finn Dom what do you mean it's

not enough we gave you like 50 billion

dollars

okay thank you but isn't enough no not

really

I could you couldn't make this up you

couldn't even make a parody of this

oh is it enough not the right way

not really I mean

not really

I mean geez zielinski I'm sorry

we are so privileged for having giving

you giving you our money

I mean that so let's see we are so

privileged for having gotten the

opportunity to give you our money

that is just such a privilege I'm so

grateful for being able to do that and

that is just that's brilliant of these

onesky thank you so much that is so

great of you

I am so sad we couldn't give you even

more money okay

my bad zelenski I'm so sorry like we're

not working hard enough for you honestly

that's the problem Americans are just

like not

doing it you know we're not doing enough

for him we're not giving him enough of

our money we're not giving him enough of

our energy we're just we're just not

enough okay

to ensure

it's not just a stronghold that holds

back the Russian army but for the

Russian army to completely pull out more

cannons and shells are needed if so just

like the Battle of Saratoga

so this is what happens I'm gonna I'm

gonna break this down we give him all

this fucking money

a lot of money we give him a lot

he's gotten a lot for us right

and despite everything we give him the

Russians are still kicking his candy ass

in bakmud so he runs back to Congress to

ask for more fucking money because he

can't take on the Russians by himself

that's what's going on

he's getting his ass handed to him in

bakmut so he runs back to fucking the

states and he begs for more fucking

money why because this war will not

continue without the without the fucking

blank checks that we're fucking giving

him there's no way this war will

continue were it not for the fact that

we're funding it you want to know why

there's a war in Ukraine we are paying

for the war

everyone should always remember that and

be mindful of that fact the reason

there's a war in Ukraine is because

we're paying for it if we weren't paying

for this fucking War it would have been

over a long long time ago

were it not for the fact that we were

paying for it it wouldn't still be

fucking happening

and that is just baffling to think about

because the media always tells us about

the Ukraine war there's no Ukraine war

there's an American war because it's our

fucking tax dollars that are keeping

this war going

again if we didn't give him our fucking

money in our military equipment they

would not have lasted two weeks

we are prolonging this fucking War we

Americans with our tax dollars our

government is prolonging this fucking

War that's why it's still happening

you want to know why Russia hasn't taken

over Ukraine yet because of our tax

dollars

and we're doing it instead of hell and

we are facing by the way

an unprecedented economic crisis

and I'm going to cover this too after

this by the way because it's actually

related we're also headed for our

recession that is going to do more

damage to Americans than the 2008 one

you're going to see shortages of basic

Goods

I mean Americans are really going to

suffer

so all this money we've given Ukraine

that's money we could have used to

support our own people we gave it to

Ukraine instead

the fight for Bachman will change the

trajectory of our war for independence

and for freedom

if your Patriots

stop

the Russian Terror against our cities it

will let Ukrainian Pedros

work to the full to defend our freedom

but haven't you been saying that for a

year zelenski why did this not apply

last time what's different now you've

been fucked

fucked for a year

a year oh yeah we need more of your

money it will inspire morale didn't you

have fucking morale and we gave you 50

billion dollars before

where was the fucking morale then

he's gonna keep taking our fucking money

he's an ungrateful prostitute that's

what he fucking is he's gonna keep

coming back

and our government's gonna keep giving

it to him why because we have a corrupt

fucking government that robs us of our

money to further their own agenda that

has nothing to do with us

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when Russia isn't this Laura balbert

I think this is her right

congrats to her she's like the only one

who's not being cooked

and she's sitting next to uh the Peter

Thiel guy

good for her and good for him

I mean these are the only people in this

context are that are representing their

constituencies right the only ones

this is how Americans should actually

feel like what the fuck are you doing

you want more money now

come when Russia cannot reach our cities

but it's our Terror he tries to destroy

them

with missile attacks more than that

Russia found an ally in this

in this genocidal policy Iran

hold on hold on hold on hold on

I have a response to that

ready

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for this genocide

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I'm trying to come back

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this is

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the channel

hope see the fucking cry about his

Valencia little bitch

hope and see the body bitch we got Iran

in the mix

we got Iran in the mix that's what we're

talking about

you don't want to fuck with Iran they're

giving Russia drones

he went to

zelenski went to American Congress to

complain about Iran what is it they're

not going to do shit they're already

trying to do everything to fuck up Iran

dumbass

oh man

you got Iran against you boohoo bitch

the oldest civilization on Earth one of

the oldest civilizations on Earth

bitch keep crying Israel cries about it

every fucking day it's not gonna make a

difference

Iranian deadly drones sent to Russia in

hundreds and hundreds became you know

I'm not Persian I'm not even Iranian but

just as a middle easterner

this just makes me so proud

you know

just that someone who

you know

who has that region in their blood it's

just it brings such a smile on my face

threat to our critical infrastructure

that is how one terrorist has found the

other

it is just a matter of oh you call them

terrorists now yeah keep be on Iran's

shit list that's a good idea zolensky

that's a good idea time when they will

strike against your other allies if we

do not stop them now we must do it

oh my God it's like when Netanyahu said

Remember When Netanyahu came and said

the same shit

is AOC here I want to see why it's not

why is AOC not here

where is can someone tell me where AOC

is must be on this side right

where the fuck is AOC

little bitch

look at this little bitch talking shit

about Iran look at this little bitch

talking shit about Iran

please little bitch

oh no era shut up bitch

I believe they are should be new to

boost between us in our alliance Ukraine

never asked the American soldiers to

fight on our land instead of us

oh

we never asked you to start World War

Three except the times we did ask you to

do that

if American soldiers were on the ground

in Ukraine there would be a nuclear war

you dumb fuck it'd be a thermonuclear

apocalypse that you're no one's thinking

it's not an act of gratitude you're not

like being generous

by fucking not asking that you dumb fuck

you can't ask that you know you can't

even if you wanted to

I assure you that Ukrainian soldiers can

perfectly operate American tanks

and plans themselves and then his nose

grew like Pinocchio

he's lying about that

me when I lie this is the guys look at

his face this is me when I lie

me when I just out light outright lie

that's zelinsky right now

me when I outright lie about facts

oh sure you can zolenski sure you can

[Applause]

face they're not clapping that's fucking

based

who is Lauren bobert

this is what she looks like

all right I gotta do some research give

me a sec I'm doing some political

research

doing political research is related to

the news

and that's political

ah based

colon underscore based Iran thank you

small airplane Ukraine Pig Collision

ah Lauren

would make such a good friend you just

like friend material you'd be a great

friend

thank you

National financials I was expecting some

other facts but then I thought about it

and I was like yeah

she'd be a great friend you know she'd

be like a sister to me great friend

Houston is also critically important and

I would like to thank you thank you very

much thank you for both Financial

packages you have already provided us

with and the ones you may be willing to

decide on your money is not charity

is

yeah it's not charity

is Nancy Pelosi's getting some ass

tonight

an investment in the global security and

democracy that we handle the global and

security and democracy oh I mean it's

not even death thought

he's gargling our balls with nonsense

yeah it's given TED Talks oh what great

phrases oh they're Global so you're not

the end democracy and the human rights

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in the most responsible way

or the responsible

look at this Ukrainian Mafia fucking

pimp prostitute

going to Congress just like swindling

civilians just because he sounds he's

using all the right fucking DC fucking

policy wonk terms all the global

security and the Democracy oh yeah give

them all that bullshit tell them all

that dumb shit they like to hear

they will give us all their money yeah

tell them that fucking bullshit please

tell them yeah y'all with dumb shit they

like there yeah yeah tell them yeah

telling the democracy and all that dumb

shit you know what I mean

Russia

Russia could stop its aggression

really if it wanted to but you can speed

up our victory

I know it our victory

you can speed up our victory

and eat and it will prove to any

potential aggressor that no one can

succeeded in breaking national borders

no one committing atrocities and

reigning over people against their will

it would be Nave to wait for steps

towards peace from Russia which enjoys

being a terrorist state

Russians are still poisoned by the

Kremlin

look at this cope

Russians are brainwashed because he he

can't claim that Russians are against

the war

and any significant capacity so he has

to cope and lie and claim oh yeah their

brother poison finder

what what kind of narrative is this the

restoration of international legal order

is our Joint Task we need peace yes

Ukraine has already offered proposals

which I just discussed with President

Biden our peace formula 10 points which

should and must be implemented for our

joint security

guaranteed for decades ahead and the

summit which can be held I'm glad to

stress that president

musical note your money is now our money

and we will spend it on drugs

honestly it's not enough I'm sorry it's

not enough

it's not enough I'm sorry honestly okay

whatever

sent me twenty dollars

but is it enough honestly it's not

it's honestly not enough I'm sorry

it's really okay whatever

it's not enough

supported our PC I'm just kidding thank

you appreciate it appreciative today

each of you ladies and gentlemen can

assist in the implementation to ensure

that Americans leadership remains solid

bicameral

and bipartisan

thank you

you can strengthen sanctions to make

Russia feel how ruinous its aggression

truly is yeah make Russians suffer and

make them incapable of accessing basic

medical supplies for children hooray

it is in your power really to help us

bring to Justice everyone who started

this unprovoked and criminal War let's

do it

let terrorists

he still thinks we're living in 2004.

he's using the George Bush war on terror

rhetoric

yeah later on this we need to stop Osama

bin Putin

Osama bin Putin need to be stopped

yeah it is American hate terrorists so I

will call him terrorists to be relatable

to Americans

oh yeah I will terrorists

look at him reading along with his

finger like a second grader Jeremy I

can't believe you sent me such a pitiful

amount it's just oh my God

is that enough not even close

I do who do you think you are sending me

such a pitiful amount

only ten dollars to defeat Putin what

will I do with ten dollars

what a pitiful amount I can't believe it

I am insulted

it insulting to me that you give minutes

ten dollar measly ten dollar

after all I have done as the leader of

you crying that's all you give me

boy is not enough

it's nowhere close to being enough

I'm just kidding thanks

let the terrorists stay be held

responsible for each Terror and

aggression and in the terrorist thing

Obama Osama bin Obama is hiding in

Ukraine

as we speak

as we speak

Putin did 9 11. he is a terrorist Osama

isn't you he is in Russia based we need

to stop I know this sounds kind of

Reddit but this reminds me of Palpatine

proclaiming the Empire speech talking

about safe fight security

of Ukraine

five measly dollars for

what is this

I was trying to be polite

this is not enough

only five dollars

what is this

it's not enough

oh my God

oh my God I'm gonna freak out in

Congress

five dollars

what will I do with this

what will I do go buy a hamburger

only five dollars for Ukraine how will I

defeat Putin with this

oh my God I can't believe it I'm just

kidding thank you so much

compensate all losses done by this war

let the world see that the United States

are here

ladies and gentlemen

ladies and gentlemen Americans in two

days

we will

celebrate

Christmas

maybe candle it based not because

why are you insulting Ukraine

only five

where is the billions of dollars only

five you send to Ukraine

what do I look like

I wear the green shirt for what

thank you soapbox appreciate you man

foreign

I want you to give me your entire life

savings for Ukraine

based oh Jenna with only five followers

on my Ukraine fans honestly it's not

enough Jen are you are pushing it

you are pushing it

only 10.

thank you guys appreciate it

appreciate soapbox thank you Jenna

because it's more romantic now what the

fuck is he saying about Christmas

handle it

not because it's more romantic maybe

candle it

Christmas

maybe candle it

Christmas

we will

celebrate

it is nothing compared to Great Manziel

and Kia but here is money towards

Victory against error State glory to him

American college

okay send me ten dollars okay

but is it enough no it's not

it's not enough

he's saying some shit thank you

flameless he's saying some shit about

Christmas

and

us

maybe candle it

what did he say maybe Candlelight

in two days

we will

celebrate

Christmas

he's going to tell the story of how

Santa defeated Putin or some shit

the story of Christmas is very much

relatable to me

because just like the children ask Santa

Claus

or presence under the tree

I want to ask for presents under my tree

in the form of 50 billion dollars

please give it to me for Christmas

oh maybe cancel it that's what he said

Mike can't

zolenski is Gonna Cancel Christmas

zelenski just threatened the entire

American population

with canceling Christmas

what the fuck zelenski just threatened

America with canceling Christmas

and he's wearing green

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You're a mean one

all of them here Mr Grinch

you break all of our money

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[Applause]

now I want you to this is what's gonna

happen you're a monster zelenski's

threatening to hold American Christmas

hostage if he doesn't get more money he

wears green he's gonna be the Grinch

he's gonna go house to house taking all

of the Christmas trees and presents he's

gonna wreck all of our shit go on house

to house don't catch zielinski in your

house taking your Christmas presents

he's threatening to do it

you're a vile One Mr Grinch you have

termites in your smile you have all the

tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile

Mr Green

the landscape given the choice between

the two of you I'd take the seasick

crocodiles

you're a foul one

Mr Grinch oh yes

with your skunk pussy a heart is full of

unwashed socks your soul is full of God

just like Chuck Schumer's unwashed socks

I will take his Christmas ball ornaments

the three words are all over me yeah

give me the money I will take all of the

balls yeah

best describe you are as follows and I

quote

stink stank oh that stinking pussy oh

yeah your wife pussy stank I love it

oh I'm gonna fuck your wife

yeah you'll give me our wife I will fuck

her oh her pussy stank

stunk oh I had a skunk pussy smells so

sweet

you're a writer oh her rotten pussy I

love it I love your wife's rotten pussy

oh please

give me your wife's rotten pussy for

Christmas all the Grinch is coming

they're on the chimney

I will stuff myself and your wife's

chimney tonight

Mr Grinch

you're the king of sinful socks oh the

sinful thoughts oh I have so many sinful

thoughts for your wife I'm gonna stick

my socks all over explode in your life

like box mood

oh yes your wife for Christmas oh I have

many stinky socks to explode inside of

her stunky pussy for Christmas oh yes

the gracious saw your wife pussy for

Christmas that's me zolensky

Harps are dead tomato splots removed all

the Tomato splats oh yeah I'm going in

and she's on that period I'm taking all

the tomatoes splotch all over me oh I'm

gonna fuck your wife tonight America yes

America let me fuck Lady Liberty for you

tonight yes Twitter Facebook sent

YouTube censored all of my enemies I'm

gonna fuck your wife yes only purple

song all the purple spots bitch

your soul is an appalling dump heap oh

dumpy

oh my God what a balling dump it it's so

big it's appalling it's scandalous

oh Pelosi oh my God

overflowing with the most disgraceful

assortment of deplorable rubber oh I'm

overflowing

I am overflowing with all of it all over

you

for Christmas Jingle Bells my balls

overflowing I am stealing all of the

ball ornaments oh my God fish imaginable

mangled up in Tangled Up Now

oh mangled nuts my all the mingle and

dangling oh I'm gonna be mangling and

dangling with your wife tonight

oh yes your wife is mangling and

dangling oh my God your wife tonight I'm

fucking her

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oh I am nauseated

Mr Grinch

with a nauseous

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a Nazi and slew of Mars all over your

wife tonight oh my God it's a slew of it

I'm giving her a slew of the

nauseousness oh my God you're a crooked

jerky jockey oh we are doing the drunken

junkies hockey tonight with your wife oh

my God the Crooked jerky jockey with

Pelosi tonight oh Chuck Schumer's wife

tonight is gonna be the best fuck I had

all Christmas oh my God America thank

you for letting me fuck your wife and

you drive a crooked horse Mister oh the

Crooked ass right where she likes it

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sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich oh

let's read that kind of sauerkraut toads

to all my favorite position oh I'm

giving her that Triple Decker tonight

wow

three inches of it

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oh the sauce oh my God the sauce oh

she's getting the sauce

all your lives getting the sauce tonight

I promise

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that is how zelinski fucks your wife

this Christmas

maybe give him 50 billion same thing

handle it

not because it's more romantic no but

because there will not be

will be no electricity

Millions won't have neither hitting nor

running water

all of these will be the result of

Russian missile and drawn attacks on our

energy infrastructure

but we do not complain

except right now where I complain I'm

complaining now but in general we don't

do it but I'm gonna do it now

I mean yeah I mean I'm here

we do not judge and compare whose life

is easier

except when I do it now

your well-being is the product

of your National Security

the result of your struggle for

Independence and your many victories

yeah it's like a straight line between

Independence uh and you know

the American Empire it's like a straight

line you know we just became independent

from the British and then we had like

the most military bases everywhere and

ever the whole world every country in

the world

we ukrainians will also go through our

war of independence and freedom with

dignity and success

[Applause]

will celebrate Christmas

celebrate Christmas and even if there is

no electricity the light of our faith in

ourselves will not be put out

if Russian if Russian missiles attack us

will do our best to protect ourselves

and ask santa to help you

Santa will help you

ask Santa to come help you Santa on his

sleigh

Ukrainian okay for Christmas

what is that what is the Polar Express

why do you keep talking about Christmas

he's not a Christian he's not a

Christian why are you talking about

Christmas

if they attack us with Iranian drones

and our people will have to go to bomb

shelters on Christmas Eve ukrainians

will still sit down at the Holiday table

Iranian drones oh my God Iran is all the

worst other country in the world

and cheer up each other

and we don't don't have to know we get a

Jackson raid

oh thank you Jackson appreciate the raid

well last time we must have gotten rated

last time too

because last time we had like a huge

spike in viewers you guys remember that

and it didn't show up on the thing like

it didn't show up it usually shows up

and it didn't

and Jackson rated us just now and it's

not showing up either so last time the

viewer Spike was because of a raid

thank you so much class analysis who

rated me last time that's what I want to

know

oh my God Lionel class analysis

it's not enough money for Ukraine

give us more money it's not enough

honestly okay you gifted okay

okay you gifted okay it's not enough we

need more money

okay another 20 big deal it's not enough

okay it's not enough honestly

honestly it's not enough big deal you

gave us 20 who cares

it's honestly not enough a Putin is this

will not be enough to stop putting

honestly

no every every once wish as we know that

all of us millions of ukrainians wish

the same victory

only victory

only victory

and 50 billion dollars all we wish for

is Victory and 50 billion of your

taxpayer dollars okay that's all but

besides that nothing else okay

besides that nothing else

only only the 50 billion okay then maybe

in like six months we'll come back okay

we'll come back in like six months but

okay for now all that's all we want it's

a just small fortune

okay it's not a lot of money come on you

barely gave us any

okay did you give us money yeah but it's

honestly not enough okay 50 billion mod

you know okay you gave me fifty dollars

okay but like

is it enough honestly it's not okay it's

really not

I mean come on I mean okay you gave me

fifty dollars that's the most amount

anyone donated the entire stream okay

whatever

but honestly it's like it's it's not

enough okay

Putin need more money to fight puta okay

it's really not enough

thank you General appreciation

we already built strong Ukraine with

strong people strong Army Strong

institutions together with you we

develop strong security guarantees for

our country and for entire Europe and

the world together with you and also

together with you will put in

Place everyone who will defy what do you

say

together with you we'll put in

Putin

but I wanted to say Putin but I want to

say put in place instead Freedom put in

[Applause]

what

a freedom put in

he's a comedian oh my god did I get it

Putin at the house landscape you're

cracking me up man take my fuck my wife

man come on fuck my wife that is a funny

guy guys just fuck my wife man you're so

funny oh yeah take it take it 50 billion

no problem yeah take fuck my wife take

my car keys everything take it all

take everything

this will be the basis to protect

democracy in Europe and the world over

now

on the special

Christmas time I want to thank you

all of you

I think so that's the landscape is what

you have to do say all I want for

Christmas is 50 billion dollars of your

taxpayer money

I don't wanna laugh for Christmas there

is just one thing I need and I don't

care about the presence underneath my

Christmas tree I come to you today to

tell you it's not enough make my wish

come true

50 billion dollars from you foreign

for Christmas it's not too much to ask

for it's not really a lot for Christmas

I just need a little more

Mainland for Christmas and my wish come

true

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50 billion dollars from you

every American family

which cherishes the warmth of its home

and Wishes the same warmth to other

people yeah you're so warm in your home

Americans you should feel so bad

well while you're warm in your homes I'm

so cold in my polish bunker that only

goes up to 80 degrees Fahrenheit I mean

oh my God I barely have any Netflix I

mean okay I have Netflix I don't have

Hulu Plus and my Christmas tree is not

even that big okay Americans so while

you're sitting and enjoying Christmas

just know

that we are being shelled by Russian

missiles because the water is continuing

because of the money you gave us already

and yeah the war would have been over if

we're not for the money you already gave

us but we want you to extend the war so

more Ukrainian families can be in

bunkers

please let me extend this war so more

people can be in bunkers

they're having fun they play Yahtzee

you know Yahtzee and Jenga

that's what we do in the Bangles you

know it's a fun time and if if you stop

giving us money the school children will

have to go back to school and things

will return back to normal boring the

children are having so much fun playing

Yahtzee

with Nazi

in the bunker with as of Battalion

Yahtzee with Nazi it's what we call it

it's very fun

I think President Biden and both parties

at the Senate and the house for your

inavailable assistance

I think your cities and your citizens

who supported Ukraine this year who

hosted our ukrainians our people

who waved our national flags who acted

to help us thank thank you all from

everyone who is now at the front line

from everyone who is evading victory

what evading Victory oh he said oh

waiting

standing here today so he pronounces his

V's as W's and his W's and speeds did we

catch him

he pronounces them as the opposite

somebody's got to tell him that W has

two just because W has two v's doesn't

mean he's got it backwards I don't know

what's wrong with this guy he's got it

backwards

called the wars of the president Trump

says

he pronounces W as V and V is W so when

he's he wants to pronounce w he goes

uh

bot and when he wants pronounced

vacuum he goes vacuum can you come fix

my vacuum cleaner

you can clearly say but he can pronounce

both why does he mix them up I don't

know Anna Roosevelt

which has I think so good for this

moment

the American people

in their Righteous Mind

will win through to Absolute victory

what

what war are we fighting

absolute Victory against what

obesity what war are we fighting right

now

and the Obesity War honestly it doesn't

look too good for us I think we're on

the same page when it comes to that one

the Ukrainian people will win too

absolutely

as long as they keep giving us money

every six months and then we lose and

then you give us more

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I know that everything depends on us on

Ukrainian Armed Forces yet so much

depends on the world so much in the

world depends on you

when I was in Batman yesterday Our

Heroes gave me

the flag

the Battle Flag the flag of those who

defend Ukraine Europe and the world at

the cost of their lives they asked me to

bring this flag to you to the U.S

Congress to members of the House of

Representatives and Senators whose

decisions can save millions of people

so let these decisions be taken I know

you are alone sermon toilet paper

and you give me 50 billion dollars this

is the best I can do please wipe your

ass

let this flag stay with you lettuce and

gentlemen this flag is a symbol of our

victory in this war

We Stand we fight and imagine he

actually pulls out a just a straight up

Nazi flag just a red flag with a

swastika and a white circle

just imagine if it's just the Nazi flag

we will win because we are united

Ukraine America

and the entire free world

[Music]

oh my God

crying and wow

the sugar mama's gonna carry that flag

not the only thing she's carrying

tonight

[Applause]

oh

oh my god let's get a replay

let's get a replay of that one

[Applause]

just as we predicted oh wow oh my God

it's getting hot in here

oh she's getting her money's worth

Pelosi's going back to 1969 tonight

oh she's being taken back

oh it's gonna be just like Woodstock

[Applause]

yeah fuck my wife

the landscape fuck my wife yes

fuck my wife so let's get it I got my

money

just one thing

Lois this kind of looks like a special

needs flag from a special needs School

not that I have anything wrong with that

but it's just you'd think they would

have a different flag in the halls of

Congress for a war I while I respect the

special needs Community this looks like

a special needs flag

um a special needs School of students

yeah if I can the the last thing thank

you so much may God protect our brave

troops and citizens may God forever

bless the United States of America merry

Christmas and happy Oh

oh I'm the new Santa Claus hi give me

present under the tree some cookies and

milk too

give me Mommy milk from Nancy Pelosi and

give me some 50 billion dollar cookies

yeah let's go

Victorious New Year

yes like he said it he said it read it

read it

ready

he said it

slavo crazy

oh my God he said it he said the words

yeah

[Applause]

he said the words he said the words

okay

Nancy Santa want his milk tonight

's not getting any sugar tonight

oh canala

you're going to have to go back with Joe

tonight

[Applause]

he don't like Kamala because she is not

Aryan

only true Aryans

can share bed with zelenski

he said okay whatever I have to do this

ah

we would never let you in Ukraine I hope

you know that

thank you so much

[Applause]

I can hold okay I love this pyramid I'll

put it in my ass tonight

I'm gonna turn around yes it will fit

just fine there we go

yes Freemason pyramid for me

I have Freemason pyramid

with four stars

representing the four times I came to

Congress to beg for your money

I am a true Noble hero and leader

I am the true leader of the Free World

I beg you for money and you give it to

me like a dumb bitch I am such a good

leader

this flag was flown over the capitol

today in honor of the president's visit

[Applause]

uh Lois

doesn't look like any other flag I mean

how would people really know if that was

any other flag I mean what about that

flag in particular

just makes any difference it doesn't

really seem any different to me

foreign

skis last musical performance

hey give me give me give me some money

tonight give me some money to fight this

one give me give me give me your money

Ukraine cannot fight this war without

your tax dollars give me give me give me

your money Madonna I love to sing in

your money tonight

[Music]

Santa Claus and Christmas then game give

me give me give me pillow she picked at

this I want some milk is for the

landscape tonight

foreign

great speech

[Applause]

is he out of the room okay

[Laughter]

crazy

slow crazy

oh my God you crazy

you crazy

oh my God

who created

[Applause]

look at all these white old women

slovo Grady these respectable women

respectable men and women these these

these affluent respectable men and women

Slava Ukraine

Slava ukrainiani from the capital of

Kiev k-y-i-v

-ev

Slava ukraini

purpose of the joint

the purpose of the joint

I I I I I guess Lois I guess I guess

we're just saying things now we're just

saying things I mean it had nothing to

do with the purpose of the speech

whatsoever but I guess we're just saying

things now that's just like time I was

just saying things

would you like an apple pie with that

I kind of got a little excited God Bless

America

sir the year is 2022 and Vladimir

zielinski just delivered this week what

I've always just beat the Japanese

what happened

but God Bless America

well when in Vietnam I'm sure of it

sir well vlodimir zielinski of Ukraine

was just delivering his face what Tommy

Tommy commies

what's going on

we're letting the Soviets in

why the Soviets Ukraine

Stalin

Soviets

God Bless America

[Music]

okay now

the purpose of the joint meeting hadn't

been completed the chair dictate

declares The Joint meeting of the two

houses now dissolved the house will

continue in recess subject to the call

of the chair

[Applause]

he's like

uh what do I gotta do with this now what

do I where do I put this what do I do

with this do I give this to someone do I

you're a special commission I just hand

this over what do I do with this I show

this to

you yeah let's put it here for now let's

put it here

he just got applauded yeah take my money

zelinsky yeah yeah for the 50 million no

problem and meanwhile right anytime we

want something that helps us oh no he

gets too much

spending his way through the roof well

let's get 50 billion to Ukraine come on

that's enough

imagine if we said 50 billion in

homelessness ah lazy bum

for Americans

they're saying we use American tax

dollars to give Americans money to give

Americans shit no what do we look like

the government

what do we look like the government for

the people

oh man

wasn't that a lot of fun

wasn't that a lot of fun slavo craney

lava

but anyway

um

yeah apparently Russia is doing pretty

well in bakmut and they're putting up of

our middle fight

and you know the media is already coping

and preparing for the Russian Victory

apparently

um you know just uh Reuters saying oh

yeah Russia's Grim battle for bakmut

will yield a peric pirith terrific

victory at best

yeah like Russia yeah I mean if they win

it's just like they also lost

so if Russia loses they lose but if they

win they also lose so I think the media

is already preparing for a Russian

Victory that's what it looks like to me

but I could be wrong

but that's what it seems like to me I

think the media is just kind of coping

and preparing for a rush of Victory no

matter what happens right

this is a uh another thing

that was overlooked by a lot of people

is that it's only really the Republicans

really who are resisting

the you know the war effort and

prolonging this war so zielinski had to

kind of Pander to them a little bit

because you know uh

you know he's for the highest bidder and

Biden may not be president forever we

may get DeSantis in 2024. and zelenski's

preparing for that right

but uh bogert who I think is a Maga

Republican

didn't clap for him or stand up once for

him

some GOP lawmakers didn't even show up

like Thomas Massey based called him a

Ukrainian lobbyist and well those are

kind words because I think he's actually

I would call him the Ukrainian

prostitute but you know Massey is a

professional

you know

uh holder of office I don't think you

would demean the title that he holds by

using such a course Frank but honest

description

but you know that's just me I guess

now here's something interesting I think

this is kind of old it's from a few days

ago

but speaking of the war efforts Russian

China United for a live fire Naval

exercise near Japan away from Europe

I think this is pretty interesting

uh the war and these you know while

zielinski is going into Congress shaking

his ass for US Dollars which are as you

many of you may already know soon to be

worthless

Russia and China are ramping up real

military cooperation preparing for real

military scenarios

specifically near Japan

uh both China and Russia have disputed

territory with Japan to this day

and Japan

uh this is something I didn't report on

actually started to increase its

military budget so we're witnessing the

first round of Japanese motorization

sorry militarization since the end of

the first second world war so that's

interesting

um a lot of interesting things are

happening a lot of interesting things

now I think I'll save the recession

stuff for next time

because

that is going to need its whole other

thing right

but there is a coming recession and um

BlackRock is predicting it and claiming

that central banks are going to be

responsible so I think it's interesting

BlackRock is

um

contrasting itself or its own interest

to that of the central banks and I think

that contradicts a lot of the

assumptions we tend to make about how

that works right

now I'm going to check the patreon so we

might do a patreon q a

um

if there's a sufficient amount of posts

it's only 21

I think we can do better than that can

we

we're gonna do the patreon Q a tomorrow

uh We're not gonna do it tonight and the

reason we're not going to do it tonight

is because

people need to

there needs to be more people asking

questions

and um

not the night forts wow do tomorrow

now interestingly speaking of uh money

being spent

Congress is about to spend about

1.7 trillion dollars on a new bill

which

I want to actually talk about this

because this is being overlooked there's

a lot of stuff in this it's called an

Omnibus spill

it's 1.7 trillion dollars

and this person was reading through the

entire thing right it's about 4 000

pages and with the drafters of the

Builder basically trying to Ram it

through

before anyone even has the fucking time

to look at it or read it or put it under

any scrutiny

and it you know it might create a

government shutdown

not that that even matters because it

happens like every fucking Year anyway

but check this out I think this is

interesting

um this is probably the most striking

thing that I saw

at least half a billion dollars are

going toward Family Planning

in areas where population growth

threatens biodiversity

so many of these um

you know pro-choice people

claim that you know abortion is just

about choice

and while that's true in many cases

that's very definitely true in a lot of

cases

when it comes to being a matter of

policy about why it's being pushed so

heavily

you know to the point where it's just

beyond reason

um

why are we spending half a billion

dollars to reduce the population

they're not spending half a billion

dollars to empower people to make their

own choices or to empower people to make

choices spending half a billion dollars

to deliberately stem population growth

in the name of biodiversity

now this seems like particularly

dehumanizing language to me

because last time I checked human beings

matter more than biodiversity when we're

human beings we're not can't be compared

just other biological organisms we're

human beings we come first right

so this is this is eugenics and it's

malthusianism

should be made available for Family

Planning including in areas where

population growth

threatens biodiversity or endangered

species what

this is like the first time I'm hearing

about this language so deliberately stem

the population

for animals

so you shouldn't be able to have kids

because of animals

even though you're a human being and

this is we're supposed to be human

beings here

this seems a little scary to me if you

ask me it seems a little like disturbing

I don't know maybe I'm just exaggerating

but this language it just seems

dehumanizing right

and I think it confirms something which

is that

you know flat Family Planning and

reproductive health or the ruling Elite

is just a euphemism

[Music]

for population D growth and population

reduction not even just Eugenics not

even just malthusianism

outright population reduction

that's incredible

I think that's incredible man that's

like wow that's next level in other news

I want to ask a favor from you guys

I would like you guys to

make a tweet

actually

let me do the tweet

let me do the Tweet I'm gonna ask you

guys a favor

been meaning to do this

okay

so

okay I'm making a tweet and I want you

guys to all like like this tweet and

boost this tweet

I'm gonna share it

let me do this

um so it's going to be right here

and here it is

here's the tweet

now I did not come on give me a sec

you said

why you guys to all just boost this

tweet

so this is the tweet

and mods can you just Spam this tweet in

the chat and I just want you guys to

boost this tweet and leave a reply

pinging Twitter support

also reply to the Tweet pinging in uh

Twitter support

so

let's do this

gonna put it in the Discord

and I'm also going to put it in the

telegram

a strategy that rev suggested a long

time ago and it may not work whatever

but the thing with Twitter that's going

on right now is that I have insiders who

tell me that

um what's going on is that they're just

too busy and that I was given the advice

to Ping

the Twitter support just to get their

attention

like just to keep pinging them basically

because they're not aware right when you

submit your appeal like they don't they

literally don't have time right now it's

like too much right

so you know

let's spread this around let's see how

many let's get this to at least a

hundred

right

just like yeah it's ping Twitter support

and just put

you know infra has

and just spread this around

just spread this around right get it to

a hundred at least 100 likes you know

nobody really knows this Twitter account

but um yeah

because if I can get unbend on Twitter

it'll be a lot of fun right

at this point you know I'll be able to

do more spaces with Jackson

um you know that fun tweet it should be

all around fun time and Twitter is the

future Twitter's gonna be such a cool

place

because they're going to have Discord

integration they're gonna have video

integration so at this point I think I

want to be back on Twitter you know

before I didn't really care that much

about Twitter I was like whatever now

under the direction of leadership of

Elon Musk Twitter's getting a lot better

right it's becoming a lot better

so yeah

looks like a lot of fun

because apparently this strategy works

you know

this is a lot of people

now look at this it's a lot of people

oh my God it's Andrew Saturn guys it's

Andrew Saturn Andrew Saturn is an

alleged child rapist

who made a hate stalking account

claiming this

because of his other alt account Emilia

katun who is not a real person

who made up a story about that I raped

them at the CPI conference at a hotel

despite the fact that I didn't even stay

at a hotel at the CPI conference in

Austin despite the fact that I only went

to the Austin one when they claimed it

was the Chicago one and despite the fact

that I was with someone else

every night when I was there

so yeah

but this is Andrew Saturn if you don't

know what Andrew Saturn is

um Andrew Saturn

let me get the good picture of them

he's basically a obese

and there's nothing wrong with this but

he is an autistic male

so he just gets extremely obsessive and

like you know

he gets extremely like you know

Overly Attached

to

he like has like like it's not even just

me like he stalks the Red Scare girls

he's got like a bunch of hate stalking

and shit but yeah it's just what a wacky

world what a wacky interesting situation

I'm right

what a wacky interesting

lore that I have but

even Andrew Saturn's here wow

Andrew Saturn made it to the Tweet too

so you know it's got to go viral

but Andrew Saturn is actually an alleged

child rapist who allegedly I'm glad 859

people are here allegedly they raped a

minor

and that's who's working on their

allegedly working on their campaign when

they were running for the uh

Utilities Commission or whatever

so that's yeah that's like

glass houses type thing

but yeah Andrew Saturn is an alleged

child rapist

so it's crazy

anyway

you know

uh we can boost this tweet much bigger

than this let's get it's only at 94.

let's get this to at least 100 likes the

reason I'm so I used to be way like when

I was on Twitch I'd be like let's get

into a 500 right

but I get that you know it's been a long

time since I've been on Twitter it's

been like since August

I think at least a hundred is doable

right

you may not get this to a hundred what

the fuck

I guess no one's online

all right

I guess no one's uh I guess uh

yeah if we don't get this to at least a

little bit more it's not gonna fucking

um

it's not gonna work right

Lincoln chat yeah nobody's linking it in

the chat why is nobody linking it in

chat

they do this

I mean I guess that's good for now

I mean honestly 110 likes in nine

minutes is not bad it's not bad

but actually let me actually ask Jackson

to

retweet it

yeah I think this did pretty well

yeah Jackson retweeted it should be good

I think the reason I want to be back on

Twitter is just like seems like it's the

only one not totally controlled by the

Deep State I mean it's partially

obviously but like I know elon's got

connections to the Department of Defense

but it's like there is still

at least the Democratic party right now

is like really against

even most of the Republican party and

then you know

he's like leaking the Twitter files and

all that shit so you know there still

seems to be a formidable

space for dissidents on Twitter right

now that's not true for the rest of the

internet really you know

now I'm not going to comment too much on

this issue but apparently a few days ago

there was like this huge thing going on

on Twitter

about like fat there was like a fat

fat models discourse or something like

but apparently it like triggered all of

like

America or something like it just it was

it was like holy fuck the Tweet was like

blowing up hundreds of thousands even

the model herself responded to it

and I think that's telling I just like

there's so many dudes who are not

attracted to that who are convincing

themselves to be attracted to it

you know because it's like woke or

whatever so I just thought that was

interesting I mean I

you know I don't really have anything

against her

but I don't think that's like an ideal

I'm not necessarily attracted to it but

yeah that was fucking funny

that's pretty crazy

um

oh fuck

here's another thing

I think I'm gonna have to plan an entire

stream or video for this but AI art

and all these fucking artists who are

coming out against AI art

are my enemy right now those are my

enemy right now are the artists trying

to prevent

the beautiful technology of AI art

and uh these scum are gonna be on my

radar and you can expect an entire

stream me attacking them from every

possible angle

that's definitely something I'm going to

be doing soon

AI art yeah

they're trying to stall the development

of the productive forces

in the name of protecting artists well

fuck artists then right technology

matters more

they literally want to stipend actual

progress to protect their fucking

Monopoly

it's so fucking stupid

you don't be a late you don't be a crazy

Christmas event

if I get unbanned on Twitch

now that would be crazy

that would be fucking crazy

um

let me see actually twitch they respond

nope I submitted a twitch appeal

a few weeks ago and I don't I'm not

gonna go back there because I

you know but I'll I'll I'll go appear on

stuff there to grow my YouTube

and maybe I'll do like casual shit over

there but like

which takes 50 of income it's like it's

not and their ads are out of fucking

control so

it's not like something I

when

yeah Circle royales and stuff

now I'm kind of thinking I want to do

something a little bit experimental

hmm

so I'm gonna kill my viewer count

but I'm I don't know

I should do it

but do you guys wanna okay one's in the

chat if you want to see

hold on

me and the RTA some of the rtsg people

play a video game

GTA can I do GTA

um

yeah I have it installed I don't think

I'll do GTA right now though it's too

exhausting

that was just like a fun game

we might do it later we might do it

another time

GTA

gtrp might take a little longer

that's the problem I have to like update

Fiverr and shit I haven't done it in

like years

we will do GTA though

probably like

another time

we will do it another time

Halo 3 no

oh what about VR chat

what about VR chat nah we can't do much

on there

I want to start playing a game I just

don't know what to play

there is a game I want to play but like

people have to have it installed

I'm gonna I'm asking rtsg people

foreign

or we'll just like roll on VR chat or

something

sea of Thieves uh we need more people

for that

make AI art live yes yeah you know what

let's do that let's make some air

all right let's do some air

and then what kind of prompts do we want

and what images

oh you know what

I know we're doing I know I know which

one I'm doing

okay we're gonna do some air and it's

gonna be in the spirit of zelenski ready

I'm gonna make a thread

okay

oh wait I'm gonna have to go into an

existing one fuck hold on give me a

second

all right I already know which one I'm

doing

fuck twerking is banned

imagine

fuck

ing is bad

okay we're at zero percent

the AI art is being generated

you know I'll I'll even monetize this

I will do your prompt for five

five for a prompt it's not much but like

I don't know

I can't because I can't do everyone's

prompts because I want to ask you guys

for prompts

but

this is already this is already turning

out kind of funny

but um

this is like a good

oh it's funny let me see

okay I gotta be more specific this one's

no good

I'll show it to you anyway though

here

I'm using mid-journey

we're doing this with mid-journey

this is what I got so far

this one's not good this one's not

I have to do a new one

yeah zelens keeps working would be the

best one I was going to do zielinski

twerking for money

as the

all right this is one

all right this is one of the ones I've

done

this one's pretty good actually

[Laughter]

yo look at this one

all right

take this out this is true art AI

artists can stay coping if I ask the

fucking digital artist to make this they

would charge me 500 and it would take

two weeks

I did it with AI and let's see the

result

zielinski begging for money as the

Grinch

that's what we have

all right I'm doing another one

oh this time I'm gonna do a um an image

like to help reference it let me do that

laughs

this one's perfect

based

I'm doing that one thank you so much

Chris I'm doing that one

Nancy Pelosi walking

like a dog that's the next one I'm gonna

do

okay

all right

I put that one in the prop they're all

at zero percent for some reason

oh wait

no way

we have one

this is our latest one it's perfect

look at it

oh man I'm I'm waiting I'm gonna make

which one's better this one or this one

we're gonna do the second one

now Chris yours didn't turn out good

we have to make this better

this is like yeah this is no good we're

gonna we're gonna up the quality

we're gonna do um

we're gonna do these two

we're increasing the quality of these

yeah we have another one on the way

yeah

[Applause]

this one's even better

look at this

foreign

ah

yeah

good dog

that's art

this is why I love AI art this is why

a i r

this is beautiful

base thank you so much mitrix Pelosi and

zelenski in that one leather outfit all

right I'll do it right now

um

uh let me see if it's banned yeah

dominatrix has been but we'll get around

it um imagine

yeah this one worked

wait no no no fuck

I need to include the image fuck

okay now we can do it I had to include

the image

like give the parameters

all right

now this one is strange

that I I keep trying to ask it to put it

rains cash

and there's none of them where they'll

like it'll like make it so there's

raining money

it'll never show money

something's fucking wrong with it

this is the latest one I did

yeah it doesn't work

I think that's the best we can do for

now

all right this is gonna be the last one

we do

waffles are the last one we're gonna do

thank you so much waffles

based

lovecraftian horror Ukraine zielinski

Outreach old one I I didn't

what is this

so this one this is what it produced

um I don't think zelenski's here

yeah they're getting lazy with this shit

zielinski doesn't seem

anywhere to be found

unless this is zelinsky I don't know

foreign

all right

yeah apparently this is really zielinski

hi guys

I will see you tomorrow

but uh we're gonna sign off

let's stream good stream see you guys

tomorrow bye

bye everyone bye bye goodbye guys

goodbye