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hello

hi hello

hello hold up give me a sec

um i'm streaming right now so i'm just

setting this up

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infrared show

how do you spell that

um infrared

show

show yeah

which that tv slash infrared show

show okay let me look at that shout out

to infrared show

oh hey

are you friends with um

yeah

yeah oh i love zurich how do you know

zerka

uh i've known him for a while

yeah leak delete we live in a society am

i right what up my videos on what's your

name

hi

damn okay

for sure for sure you're kind of

buffet [ __ ] so yeah yeah yeah so

basically i just want to like make my

intentions be known i'm actually not

here

for nothing casual i'm here to take away

my wife

i couldn't remember

yes yeah like let me show more of your

body okay you want more of my body

yeah okay let me

no sorry i'm just i'm kind of a humor

like this damn what the [ __ ] are you not

on roids dude [ __ ] no i'm all nerdy what

the [ __ ] i'm natty

he's natty dude yeah that's crazy

yeah

okay okay well you know

tell me about yourself how did you find

me was it through zurka

um i'm gonna be real with you so last

night

um i fell asleep really late but i had a

dream

and

i don't know i kind of felt like

i was being visited by an angel

and she was coming down from the heaven

she had wings

and as i was laying on on my bed

her face came up

with a light shining behind her

and i said [ __ ]

who is that i feel like i've known her

and then i woke up

and then i went on twitch

and you know fate has it

you were recommended to me on twitch

oh my god

yeah i had the same dream too of my

dream man where i descended from the

heavens through the clouds and um it

wasn't the clouds actually it was a

bunch of like hair and then i you know

it ended with a rim job basically that's

what i'm saying

what

it ended with a rim job

that was the end of my dream and here

you are

the buffest boy in my show what the [ __ ]

how are you so buff how often do you

work out

um every single day

that's [ __ ] every single day yeah

i mean like you know i'm practicing

everyday endurance i want to make sure

my endurance is at the top of its

um

at the top of its level you know what i

mean

yes

so um

how how many um i don't know how many

girls have you lifted into your arms and

did squats with you know

um

you know i'm a very picky guy so not

really that many but

you know like if i'm really giving you a

chance right now just know that you're

really special

oh my god those are the kinds of words

that make me comb chat you know

his voice in my ears

you know calling me special he knows

exactly how to get the ladies and that's

why i estimate his body count to be like

50 50 no not 15.

no

yes

it's okay

um i mean like probably compared to your

chat like one for me is probably

like probably like 15 for what chat can

get so maybe

maybe that would be the case

dude shout out shout out to infrared

show he's streaming right now shout out

shout out shout out um

infrared infrared what's her name has

has yeah they call me haas yeah paws

okay okay

um what kind of woman do you like haws

um

so basically i like my women to serve me

you know what i mean

but

i take care of her i protect her it's

kind of i'm into the more traditional

type of thing

um so like like what kind of serve like

like a you know like that kind of serve

or like

every kind of serve you know what i mean

okay okay yeah

okay yeah

but um you know i like to keep it

traditional

what's that

the ideal type of serve like what do you

think of when you're thinking of a woman

serving you

like honestly let me tell you what so

like since i've been streaming i've been

ordering doordash every single day and

it's like been putting a really big dent

in my wallet

and it would be so nice if one i'm

streaming i have a girl it's like honey

i just made you a sandwich she puts it

in front of me and it's like

you know what i mean

yeah but okay but like you know how is

this gonna work if we're streaming

together you know if we're a streamer

power couple yeah you know

how is it gonna work i'm gonna be

streaming you're gonna be streaming at

the same time apparently

um i mean you can take a break from the

stream you know what i mean like

you can get up for like 15 minutes i

could turn into a cooking show yeah yeah

yeah i could do it and you know what

i'll make you the best sandwiches of my

life

that you've ever had

yeah

not i'm a dummy mommy dude you can't

make me into your submissive servant

um excuse me excuse me but like i don't

think you've ever met a man like me so

how do you know

i've literally met you like yeah like a

year ago oh really and your name was

john dude

what's that

your name was john

um

here's the thing here's the thing

the thing is is that you could call

yourself a dummy mommy

uh-huh

but

that's only with the guys that put up

with that

like a guy's never shown you resistance

okay well i i guess i could i like it

kind of when a guy like fights back you

know

yeah yeah i mean like i don't know that

you're doing that right now you know i

mean like i don't know i just have an

inkling suspicion that

you might not know what you really want

what i really want

yeah

do you have an idea of what i really

want

i think so i think i'm picking something

up yeah

what is it what is it infrared

um

i think what you want

is an extra 1k views

you know what i mean because i am

providing that right now admittedly you

know what i mean

did you do that for me

you know this is this is a beneficial

relationship to both of us

okay yeah i agree i agree

that's why we're a power couple infrared

yeah why

but you know like um the thing is is

that

i do have one condition that i just hope

you can respect and understand

what

so i don't share my girl right so i'm

not here to share but but

i'm asking you like

to turn a blind eye like if i feel like

you know

trying something new

oh yeah if i like you know and trust me

trust me like i'm not i'm not going to

be getting with women that can threaten

you

so they'll be below you but

every once in a while just

so you're asking me for an open

relationship is this no no no no no

because it's like you have to understand

like i'm just asking like some nights

turn on netflix order a pizza and i'll

be going out and you just turn a blind

eye you know

no what do you mean

what the [ __ ] what do you mean i mean

i'm like i am not a queen

you are the cup floor but wait hold on

like what

what harm is it really you just you know

watch netflix order a pizza just pretend

nothing's happening turn a blind eye and

everything's fine

bro i could hear her screeching like a

monkey through the [ __ ] walls you

think like you think no no i'll go out

look you will be my queen i will not

bring some wench into our palace but i

will go visit her like you know

dude you can't do that why not

i'm protective of my property

i'm your property

honestly dude honestly it's like okay so

your your buff is [ __ ] right yeah like

i'm getting like soft boy vibes from you

oh really why is that yeah no cause dude

i i feel like you're actually really

wholesome

really

yeah

why do you think that

i don't know

your face

why what

your face

this is a wholesome face

yeah dude your eyes are like so like

cute they're like puppy eyes

no listen it's like no no i'm gonna

yeah i could detect this stuff okay

i'm going to be real with you and i'm

going to warn you right i'm going to

give you this warning

i am a ruthless man i am

ruthless you understand

yes i am ruthless

what are you entailing

shout out to infrared shows what am i

into what

what are you in entailing

i'm saying

i don't play around i'm not sensitive

and i can be

cold-hearted i can be ruthless

and like what like what like are you

gonna call me a [ __ ] [ __ ] is that what

you're gonna do infrared um

i'll call you that in the right context

no i'm just kidding

you little [ __ ] slay yeah you like that

don't you you little [ __ ]

you know i mean

it depends if you like piss me off the

day off you know what i mean and then

here's the thing with me is that

if we get into arguments

i actually won't argue with you but

i will argue with you later the night of

you know what i mean

like you will hear my response then

what do you mean i literally don't know

what you mean like okay

i mean

okay i mean like i i i mean

i don't i don't i'm not i don't argue

with

like i don't indulge in arguments but

okay so

what do you like to talk about you know

i'm looking at infrared so oh yeah this

is another thing too is that

so i'm a guy who talks a lot on my

streams and

in my real life

yeah maybe i could just blend that all

out you know and i i'm actually

i don't really want to talk with my girl

you know what i mean like i'm gonna talk

i'm more of like a guy who talks

physically you know what i mean like i'm

not yeah there's not really much to talk

about you know what i mean

yeah yeah yeah how's how has has yeah

i'm looking at your chat right now okay

and i wanna ask your chat i wanna ask

your chat what does haws want to talk

about you know he's like he he doesn't

like to argue i want to get an argument

out of him tell me what really triggers

him infrared's chat okay okay okay

communism

marxism

the proletariat class

you have to understand that

unfortunately my chat

they're they're just not very smart you

know i mean i i don't think they can

help it so you really have to be patient

with them

okay okay well i you know i know nothing

about um this this big boy talk i've

never heard even heard of a marxism

before well no no listen listen listen

listen you don't have to worry about any

of that because like honestly with my

girl i'm looking for release from all of

that you know what i mean like i'm

looking for a place where i can not have

to think about those things so like i

don't want to talk about politics i

don't want to talk about

things like that

you don't want to talk about politics no

but that's your whole show

yeah i well here's the thing you have to

understand is that i will have

i'll be married to two people right i

have been married to you and then also

my chat

and okay i only talk to politics with

them you know

okay okay that's fine that's fine um

someone in my chat is saying discuss the

ethics of gathering competition wait

competitive intelligence what does that

mean

i i don't know what that means

i literally don't know what that means

you know i'm gonna do something for you

okay

i'm gonna give you a glimpse into our

future together as a streamer sure okay

i come home okay

i come home from

chick-fil-a

and i say

here [ __ ] um i throw it on the table

okay

in your stream yeah

and i say here [ __ ] um

here's the food okay yeah

and then after your stream after you're

all good and happy

um you come to my place and then

i pull out my strappy wappy and then i

go at it i go to town okay

bruh what okay first of all

i do have something to say about that

what do you gain from that

what do i gain why are you asking about

you don't gain nothing from that dude

it's it's sauce i think about it later

you know

what

it's sauce what does that mean

you know sauce it's content for like my

uh my dreams later on you know when i'm

but i'm supposed to be wait wait i'm

supposed to be your dream i'm supposed

to be your dream there and now you don't

i'm giving you pleasure in the present

no you are not later on no yes yes when

my strap-on is like look i i think you

have

buddy booty hole okay

i i think you have a very mistaken idea

of like how this this relationship

you're satisfied even your chat agrees

the male g-spot is in the ass okay i

think you have a very very mistaken idea

of how this relationship um is gonna go

because that is not going to happen

i don't know you say that now

am i making you uncomfortable i'm sorry

if i'm making you uncomfortable no no no

but like

no no i'm just i just think it's kind of

cute that like you know you're like

basically like you're what you're trying

to like challenge me

i'm not trying what the [ __ ] you're

dude this is so cute

i think it's very cute i think it's

really cute

you're so cute that you think that i'm

challenging you hello no i think you're

like you know basically like teasing me

and you're basically like

trying to see but it's okay you know

what i mean it's it's whatever honey

honey i'm wearing like these short ass

shorts and stockings and i still wear

the pants in this relationship okay

oh really what make okay hold on are you

sure about that

yes dude i don't know about that

okay prove to me yeah

prove to me

show me exactly how

um

dominant you are thank you for the

donations inspector thank you thank you

are you gonna [ __ ] punch me with it

no

listen listen listen listen

i just i just don't i mean

you've been on twitch and you've been

talking to like a lot of gamer guys and

like i just don't think you really met a

real man in your life that will fulfill

you

in that way okay you know but like okay

what separates you from them you know

are you not a gamer

well now

you don't have epic gamer moments ever

no i'm not a gamer i'm a real life guy

you know i'm saying i live in the real

world

you know i live in this world i'm out

here

i don't shut myself in from outside i'm

in the light of day i go out in the sun

i love being in the sun i love going to

the beach

you know i love um being outside

yeah that's [ __ ]

poggers dude yeah

how come you're not partnered

uh

they haven't responded yet so we'll see

how long have you been streaming

march

since march april may june july august

oh that's really good how do you have a

big following already

um

i've just been doing what i've been

doing you know debating people

being entertaining making the chat laugh

you know oh [ __ ] yeah

[ __ ] yeah okay sorry i got a little

sidetracked

sorry sorry sorry

are you even having a good time dude oh

yeah i am i am absolutely dude i feel

like i feel like you're like your

attention's on on me yeah you know

but you're really just like oh does chat

like her though does chat like her you

know why why do you think that you think

i care what chad thinks i i keep seeing

you looking over at your other screen

that's how i know

it's just a habit it's just a habit i've

been streaming for a long time you know

i'm used to looking at the chat but

i'm trying you're gonna have a date

together

yeah let me actually make this screen

bigger so i can see more of you so i

won't be distracted

okay there we go literally just full

screen the [ __ ] out of me yeah yeah i'll

do that i'll do that inspector thank you

thank you for the five dollars i'm sorry

for butchering your name dude chat chat

chat chat do you like

okay i'm not gonna ask for a poll right

now but do you like haz so far he has

his own stream shout out again to

infrared show

um zero if you don't like him one if you

do like him zero if you don't like him

one if you do like him

okay

one zero

one one one one one a lot it's it's kind

of happy dude

i mean what do you okay what do you

offer my chat you know that a gamer

wouldn't

i offer them the truth and the truth is

chat

this fine woman right here

she will never

ever

ever give you a chance

no dude yeah you don't even know you

don't even know oh are you sure

i love my men looking like gamers the

gamer aesthetic is just like

you know but then you cheat on them

right i wanna

why would i treat on them

who do you think i cheat on them with

another gamer that's i think you cheat

on them listen i think you cheat on them

with a guy like me and you know what i'm

fine with that

i mean like if that's the kind of

arrangement you want

you can have your like main boyfriend be

like a valerant player and then and have

me on the side and then that way dude

you wanna you're you're literally

putting yourself in the position of

being a side [ __ ]

no because i'll be with you know it'll

just be like

every blue moon you know we'll see each

other and then it'll it'll satisfy me

enough that i'm cooking your boyfriend

you know

okay okay okay so yeah it's like a

little power trip for you like exactly

so much i'm such a chat i'm so much

better than these gamer boys

exactly god it cuts me off so hard yeah

i mean um

i've never thought about it like that

but

yeah it does make me feel a lot better

that that would be happening

yeah

okay okay okay

well you know what we've we've talked a

lot about like what you like and what i

like in like terms of dummies and stuff

but like physically physically what do

you look for in a woman uh s

ass

yeah how big

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i like it to be proportional with the

waist so not just for its own sake but

like

pretty big bigger than average you know

that's what i'll say

yeah bigger than average so like if you

got your hands

so okay so my hands are really tiny okay

so yeah

you know like um uh this is this is like

a

30 of my ass okay

like my hand makes up for 30 of my ass

yeah that's fine

yeah

that's fine yeah 30 okay that's pretty

good

okay okay okay yeah yeah

ass is good so you're not a milker's guy

i mean it's a bonus but like

mainly ass yeah that's mainly what i'm

looking for

no i'm not a girl give you a foot job no

no

no no

why

what do you what do you mean why because

it's feet

because

so it's it's like hands

a foot job

yes first of all

like you make like a little slit like

that you know no i don't want that i

don't wanna i don't even want a [ __ ]

either

why are you so vanilla

cause how about how about how about i

get some neck huh why do i you gotta use

your hands

neck is so easy i'm asking you what

makes you into a freak you know show me

your freaky side

um

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i mean

you will only see my freaky side in the

heat of it

when we're doing it normally but i'm a

very

dominant and controlling guy

and sometimes i can get a little freaky

you know so you like choking you like

you like choking person

um

not necessarily not

look i'm more of like i'm more i'm more

of a show guy not a tell guy you know

like

i'm i don't really like literally like

like like describe what you do to me you

know how are you gonna get me like you

know all heated and dominated you know

um

i haven't explored your body yet so i

don't know what my battle plan's gonna

be

okay so i have i have some pretty broad

shoulders i'm shaped like a [ __ ] like

inverted triangle okay it's like i have

like the ideal like male body you know

yeah except to add like some hips and a

puntang into that mix okay wait you have

a male body

yeah dude my shoulder my lats are insane

wait how how tall are you

i'm five two oh okay yeah okay

so that'll be good all right um

let me think

i it depends on my mood like i might

feel like picking you up it might feel

like

you know okay yeah so

so you'd like

okay so this is me okay yeah i'm here

i'm here and then so you pick me up now

what

now what no i mean they like lick me

no i mean like

so

no i mean um i might

i'm so sorry no i'm just saying like i'm

a [ __ ] weirdo

some things are supposed to be left

unspoken like if you know what i'm

talking about you know you know it's not

cute

i'm sorry i'm not i'm not shy i'm just

saying like i'll stop i'll stop i'll

stop no no i'm i don't i don't know if

you no no i i don't want to make you

uncomfortable you know what i mean like

dude i want to hear it you want to hear

it comfortable it's like the spice of

life dude

okay

um

i would pick you up maybe

throw you against the wall

start by kissing your neck yeah you know

what i mean like

yeah i mean you know i mean it's but you

were arguing with me that day and you

were showing me attitude talking about

pegging and [ __ ] so

i don't know

dude you threw me like a [ __ ] like

just like

football across the room

dude

i mean

okay okay let's you you slam me against

the wall sensually

yeah what was after that

um

i usually like to work like if we kiss

i don't know it depends if i'm like

mad at them a little bit i don't know if

i want to kiss them on the lips but

i definitely begin from the the neck you

know

so i'll just begin from the neck

and you know kind of work down a little

bit

what does it smell like what does what

smell like what does my neck smell like

to you

strawberry

amazing thank you yum

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okay

um you know what i do to you

okay i'm in my little stubby form okay

this is just role play you guys i'm in a

subby form um

so i'm like oh my god

infrared please

please just take me now my neck

what the [ __ ]

you silly you know what i mean like you

know what i'm talking about but

whatever okay

i mean you know okay

oh look look look you know what i think

about you

i think you're all talk

you know what i mean

okay

and then what

like i think like you say one thing but

then the reality is different

like i feel like you're very submissive

okay let's say i am let's say i won't

literally just choke you like you know

when i'm on top of you and just like

yeah just go at it let's say i don't do

that

okay

stop looking at chat

come on okay talk to me i'm over here

yeah yeah yeah

let's see

let's say you what

huh

so let's say you are submissive okay and

then yes let's pretend i'm submissive

uh-huh

dude i don't even want to talk about

this anymore anyone like you know what

okay i concede you're so alpha chad has

okay okay

um

personality wise what do you want in a

woman

um simplicity

i just like her but also i like toxicity

okay yeah i need her to be toxic i need

her to be like more of a warrior

stupid [ __ ] yes you are has

i mean like okay you maybe you could

work on a little bit like he's like why

would you call me a [ __ ] what

because i'm toxic

i'm i'm trying to do to you what you

want me to do i don't i don't know if

like what i'm looking for is like

oh you don't want me to call you my

little no no i want you to be like

feisty you know what i mean

spicy yeah spicy

yeah shout out to infrared show he's uh

streaming right now

let's get him to 1k

all right

oops thank you for being you know

putting up with me i know i'm not your

actual type dude

i mean whatever i mean

i don't know i don't know that's that's

assuming i take you for your word you

know but i don't know

that's the case

um

how many so how many girls do you

usually slay you know i told you i'm

very picky so not really a lot

really no

i'm very very picky

yeah okay what's your ideal woman

besides the like sandwich thing that you

were meaning about earlier let's let's

have a serious conversation

um

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i like women who

don't need to talk a lot

okay

you like introverts

not necessarily but like just where

there's like an implicit understanding

like you know there's not a lot to talk

about we all we both know what we got to

do for each other um you know like i'm

supposed to protect her take her out

sometimes things like that

and we don't we just don't have to like

talk about everything we don't have to

be reflective about every single little

thing

and then another you don't want a girl

that like like is always trying to be

like communicative and like yeah exactly

solving things yeah like sometimes

things there aren't anything there isn't

anything to solve right yeah yeah

i mean um another but another thing too

is i like ambition i like a woman you

know i kind of like a cleopatra type of

queen of sheba type woman ambitious she

craves power

she loves

what does she look like what does she

look like

i mean it depends they can

she can look like a lot of different

what do you mean what does she look like

like what is her hair color

yeah yeah so what's her hair color

black

she's got black hair um

she's thick

you know what i mean big hips

i mean the ideal type you know what i

mean but

i like a woman you know what else i like

i like a woman

who loves to conquer

you like you know what i mean she likes

to dominate

but not me just like others you know

yes

yeah

i think i could do that for you

oh you think so

yes

you could be a warrior dye my hair black

you could be my warrior queen

yes

do you know how to shoot a bow and arrow

yes

okay okay

so basically what is it what is the

thing in this world you crave the most

what is the thing in this world that i

crave the most

love obviously why do you think i'm

doing this

the speed dating show you know why do

you think i've i've stopped on you for

so long you know you've been here

you know the thing is

the answer i was looking for was power

it's okay you know love is power

love is power i mean like

through me you will become powerful you

know i am so passionate about your

muscles dude

yeah

yeah so let me ask you a question

yes

do you think

so do you know how tall i am

five seven five nine i don't know

i have seven but okay

um but here's the thing right

a lot of people don't know this

many people speak of height but what

about width

like how girthy you are yeah

like in your deck uh

i mean [ __ ] that's pretty girthy too but

yeah i mean

for body like for a guy's body like a

lot of people don't understand that

width is actually

sometimes more important than height

like how how like buff you are right

yeah in general just how wide you are

yeah

but so i want to ask you

um

do you have you dated a wide guy before

yes

really

yeah so why dude why does like

are you talking about like buff or like

just bigger set just

stronger you know what i mean maybe

they're naturally that way bone big

boned

muscular obviously yeah

um

so

and have you ever dated

oh thank you say let's appreciate it

i gotta give this song thank you say

less xxz thank you thank you what the

[ __ ] are you looking at my chat

yeah

damn

i'm here

okay okay

i mean i'm on your show you know

but um

so what was i saying again

okay yeah another question

what how would you describe your sex

drive

so [ __ ] hi dude okay that's good

because posting every day yeah because i

yeah i mean like um it really takes a

lot to satisfy mine like

maybe i mean at least every day like

[ __ ] rabbits you know yeah i mean at

least every day but sometimes twice a

day sometimes three times a day

but there will probably never be a day

that won't be enough thank you save us

appreciate you

thank you casey cassie thank you thank

you thank you

bro i'm sorry i i'm [ __ ] like my

attention span is so low i don't even

know what did you say we were talking

about sex drive

oh yeah i'm so horny right now yes

yeah um

so one of the other things with me is

that

like when a girl's being sarcastic with

me i just assume she's like

not you know what i mean like it doesn't

work on me thank you oh [ __ ] say less

with a 25

oh [ __ ] man

dude thank you appreciate you

you're so good yeah and also you know

for those of you who don't know

um this is john cerca

come on

john

bro

first of all okay what about me reminds

you of zerko

i don't know dude you're on his show

and

you look like him i don't know ow

a beard

and that's it

the facial structure i don't know listen

i'll just tell you what

listen i i get it i get it you're used

to a certain type of guy on twitch right

yeah

dude you're like a toned down version so

okay let me ask you a question does that

guy on twitch really satisfy you

dude yes

really

okay let me get spicy then let me get

some spice in this okay okay okay if

you're really satisfied by these little

gamer guys

how do you do this show

what are you talking about what are you

talking about exactly just gamers like

you know nice guys i'm satisfied by

hashtag nice guys yeah why am i on the

show because dude you have to go beyond

um being nice to me you know you need to

really show me what a

submissive and breedable pog champ you

really are you know

and that's really what you like

i just want to dress you up

thank you say less oh [ __ ] with another

10.

so

i want to understand so when did you

realize that that's what you're into

that you're into a submissive guy

um

i think it started with like the day

that i

was popped out of my mother's womb and i

was like

dude i want to stomp on some

beta

[ __ ] you know

so you've never

okay that's a little weird but have you

never

have you never um

felt the want to be dominated

and controlled

i guess i had a curiosity of how how it

would like be like dude dude why do we

keep talking about like domination and

stuff

because really because i'll tell you why

that's that's the one

that's the area where we're gonna clash

heads right because

you know i i can't be submissive yeah no

dude you don't need it it's not it's not

like just being a sub you know you don't

have like one like default like are you

stubborn you know you can be in the

middle like you're probably in the

middle somewhere me on the other hand

i'm extremely dominant so i i'm gonna

just have to trust you to be flexible

okay

i i think

that's where that's gonna be a great

source of distress in our relationship

you know what the [ __ ]

yeah why literally why it's like okay

you are my [ __ ] and i'm counting on you

to be my bottom [ __ ] you know no

yeah no that's not how it's gonna work

yes

no

like for example in in bed i need to

fully be in control

and so much so i need so much control

that

i need your actions to anticipate and

respond to exactly what i want

bro

you oh this is this is why you're picky

because you're not gonna find a girl

like that what why not

you're literally not gonna find a girl

like that really are you sure yeah she

you're asking for a mind reader you know

well i mean after experience like no no

after experience she eventually will

figure it out you know

not immediately

why wouldn't you literally why wouldn't

you

trust me to be able to you know i i'd

like to think i'm a competent gal i'd

like to think that because you're trying

to put something in my

in my butt you know what i mean like

there's an i don't

i'm not i'm not immediately going to be

like all right first date with uh with

haas let's go without the strappy lobby

no

we're gonna work up to it dude we'll

start no that [ __ ] ain't is not and but

here's the thing look

look to be fair with you i don't do that

[ __ ] either so both ways it's not gonna

happen you know to me

yeah i'm only interested in two holes

not three you know

three holes

yeah the third

the third one is

i'm not interested

wait i have a question how many holes

does a woman have from the waist

down two

okay so what are those holes used for

a lot of things like what do you mean

what are you asking yeah it's just a

general like

an easy like biological question what is

what are those two holes used for

i mean like bathroom wise

yes oop and pee

poop and pee yeah and where's like

where's the sex one dude

the p1

okay oh my god

[Applause]

what's your point oh my god

what's the joke oh cute that's so

[ __ ] cute dude

it's like dude

you really never had a woman like

what is going on what you pee from your

butt

or i mean technically there's like the

ureth the urethra or whatever but what

is

i wasn't i was looking at chat saying i

was exposed and i lost i know what

you're talking about

[Laughter]

shout out hey cha cha cha shout out to

infrared he's streaming

tell me what i'm missing what am i

missing um

what are you missing yeah like isn't the

urethra a part of the glass hole

isn't isn't so you're saying there's a

third hole there's three holes what's

the third one

the okay so there's a pee pee hole yeah

there's a sexy sex birth canal yeah but

the

the pee pee hole is part of the

vaginal complex right how are you

arguing with me

is it not that's what i was told i

thought i thought it was a part of it

bro it's not

i mean it's not the same

uh orifice but like you can't put your

can do people do that i don't you can't

put

your pee pee in that

so how is it a third hole you know what

i mean

what

like you what do you mean

you know what i'm a debater so you

really want to debate about this [ __ ]

by whole i thought you were talking

about

where you can put it it's so hard i

thought you were talking about where you

can put it because that's why i

mentioned the three holes otherwise why

wouldn't i have mentioned ears nostrils

uh belly button those are all holes too

i care let me let me

reiterate what the question was how many

holes does a girl have

from the waist below you said two holes

one for pooping and one for peeing and

having sex in

you did it because i said because we

were talking about the three because we

were talking about the three holes

we were talking about the

supposed two holes that you

thought was

below okay fine i'll i'll take the o on

this point i just i really don't get it

i mean

okay okay there's a pee hole

yes

you know yeah i know i know

here's the pee hole here's the sex hole

and then here's the other sex hole okay

yeah

and that's how it goes i'm sorry hass

which which

testicle is lower for you in your ball

sack

um the right one

so that means that you're going to get

ball cancer

okay

um

wait i feel so bad i feel so bad which

is i'm sorry

what i didn't say anything i'm just i'm

just a little bit confused i'm just a

little bit confused that's all

dude why are you confused why are you

confused

um

i don't know why everyone's saying take

the l what am i taking the l on

no dude chad be nice to has he didn't

take an l he just didn't know okay

i love him

are people are you people are are you

are people trying to imply that i

thought p comes out of

the exact orifice that the pp goes in

because that's not what i thought it's

just that

okay okay

yeah like i always thought the urethra

was part of the vaginal calm

i don't know i don't know biology is the

urethra part of the vaginal complex or

what is it like part of the

greater so there's like a tiny hole yeah

i know i know but isn't that considered

part of the

the entire thing the hole yeah it's a

hole but i know it's a hole but isn't it

considered part of the entire thing

like as an organ or whatever

wait i'm so confused as an as an organ

isn't it

so it's completely different

it's completely separate

wait are you are you implying that butt

holes vagina holes no just this no no

just just the just the vagina

and the urethra i thought they're part

of like the same

no they're two different holes no i know

they're two different holes but i

thought they're part of like

i don't know i don't know you're so cute

no has hot we could just drop it take

this w okay

all right

okay you guys

no no i mean okay you you guys caught me

guys okay i'm gonna confess the truth

i'm i'm a virgin i've never seen a

vagina i didn't know that that

that um i actually thought that like for

example like sometimes

i was having sex and i was scared she

was gonna pee um

like i was gonna like touch pee with my

pee pee you know that's

i really didn't know guys i really

didn't know

okay yeah haas

are you enjoying your time on the show

um

i mean after i got exposed as like

someone who didn't know that the urethra

existed

um

i feel really ashamed you know i mean

i don't know

yeah i really feel bad now

it's okay haas you know

you're just uh

you just learned a little bit later than

everyone else you know yeah yeah i mean

yeah you're right maybe maybe i don't

know a fact that you know

um you know

no i mean it seems like you know

everything you know like for example

like you you you knew like you knew what

i was trying to say

you knew for example that like

i didn't know that there was a urethra

right

so like it seems like you know

you are so cute

like this comes way more naturally to

you

than being a dummy control boy you know

uh what comes natural to me

being a subby wubby okay

um

i'm not sure why you're assuming that

but

because you're so much cuter like this

like what

okay hold on you know what

it's not you that's pissing me off

it's my stupid [ __ ] chat chat you are

literally [ __ ] stupid

if you think i didn't know that p

comes out of the urethra you are [ __ ]

stupid every [ __ ] chance you get to

make it seem like i'm a virgin like you

you [ __ ] hop on it because you think

i'm like you

you understand

that's what's pissing me off

you're okay you're okay

i'm not

you know chat chat likes to troll

their streamers you know but at the end

of the day look at how many subbie

wubbies you have

see

look at all those subby wubbies talking

that means they love you

okay that means they love you okay

i mean look i have a lot of haters and a

lot of people who are jealous of me okay

it's true yeah you're an alpha chad dude

but the thing is is that you know

look so i just want to ask you honestly

do you really think i don't know what a

urethra is

has has it's fine because it was a no no

it was a technical it was a [ __ ]

technicality okay it was a technicality

i couldn't see who gives a [ __ ] it was a

[ __ ] technicality

one of us one of us okay i mean

hi okay hold on you know what gaga is

getting banned i don't want to see gaga

anymore

gaga yeah

what did he say what did he say nothing

um

yeah oh here i'm gonna follow you there

we go i'm gonna subscribe to you [ __ ] it

i love you dude

i'm subscribing to you right now i mean

no it's okay you don't have to subscribe

dude i'm a shrimp for you paws

okay thank you appreciate it

yeah

can we get a shout out for haws again

can we get a shout out to haas

shout out to infrared

show

shout out to infrared show

um he's really nice this is him he's

streaming right now

he's a political debater i think

right

yeah

sometimes and he gets so much food

no i said i said i didn't wait hold on

but i said i didn't i never said i did i

said i didn't

do you want to

um i said i'm very picky

bro

i mean to be honest why are you memeing

to be honest i mean

between us

i don't know i mean i came into this

thinking

something about you like i was gonna

make you my wife

uh but now i just

i don't know i'm really disappointed

why are you disappointed i don't know

you just

you didn't really live up to my

expectations and

i really i really feel betrayed i feel

like you teamed up with my own chat

against me

i i couldn't help it they were so

enticing and you know how us women are

yeah i know what

you know the thing is is that

um

i mean i just want you to be honest

would anyone in my chat have a chance

with you

dude

be honest

are they are they

half as alpha as you has no they're all

ugly and disgusting

then yes of course

that's my type

i mean are you sure

because like there's a lot of people in

chat that like

i could like you know

hook you guys up and maybe you know like

that's you know we'd have to organize a

whole ass order yeah like if if you want

to meet if you want to meet up with some

of these guys these like we have to we

have to do a raffle really handsome

young men and then you know because i

don't know i kind of feel like i'm

detecting your cap levels are off the

charts

i'm not capping i i okay you wanna know

what i think

yes i think you do not give

any of these people a chance

dude

which people

um most of the guys you bring on like

you would never ever ever even consider

them

no i would dude

you know girls are about personality

right

um

yeah but guess what that's why you see

it that's why you see yeah but guess

what look at that smokey yeah yeah

black-haired big booty girl over there

yeah yeah but guess what like little

like

yuckiest goblin man you know that's why

you see that [ __ ] because we us girls

yeah yeah but looking like

we got off to that shot yeah yeah but

here's the thing is that the

personalities of these guys

is um

i think it's subpar below the

expectations of what most women want i

think that

the thing is yeah hashtag i'm not like

most girls hashtag you know

yeah my favorite type of person is the

like [ __ ] sick sicko

brain

degenerates that's my type

because that's a type i vibe with it's

like if you're not winking at five times

a day then i don't care for you dude

yeah but isn't that kind of conveniently

what aligns with 99

of what your chat is

um so i built up a community of

a pog kings thank you for the five gift

subs dj ryan thank you thank you of pog

kings that know exactly who their queen

is you know you know

yeah

why are you gonna attack my chat though

they did nothing wrong well i'm just

like one of the things i'm looking for

in my girl

uh is honesty

honesty yeah

thank you deep four four nine nine

percent and i don't know

happy bro i i don't know if you're being

honest right now i don't know if you're

telling the truth

dude you're the one that tells me that

you want a woman waiting for you in the

kitchen with a sandwich in her hand

waiting to serve you how is that not cap

and me genuinely liking the people that

come on

you know cap how is that cap

um

mr debate wait what did you say again

sorry i was looking at something else

are you looking at chat dude no go ahead

you hate me no i don't hate you i don't

hate you i don't hate you

i feel like you're like i don't know i

feel like you're attacking me you know

no i'm not attacking you

i'm not attacking you

but my chat is you know what makes me

into me thank you shin specter thank you

thank you okay hold on i have a question

for you and it's coming from wikipedia

and i want to know if like wikipedia is

wrong or not

yeah so it says that the urethra is

placed behind the symphysis pubis and

it's embedded in the anterior wall of

the vagina dude

do you want to be a gynecologist no i

don't know i'm reading wikipedia and i'm

just i don't know i was just trying to

like see if that was the case thank you

thank you i

nine thank you for giving so like is it

is it in the wall or is it is it just

like completely unrelated dude why are

you so obsessed with vaginas now

um because i'm a man and it's my duty to

it's okay dude you don't have to keep

you don't have to keep retaking the l

it's fine no i mean can you answer the

question though cause like i don't know

why would you

literally you have google at your

disposal i'm not [ __ ] google dude

oh so wait you don't know

sounds like you don't know them

okay i don't know what the [ __ ]

interior wall is congratulations king

okay

i mean it sounds like i was correct

yeah [ __ ] yeah dude yes hold on hot i

have someone named hot tea in the chat

and she's saying it's in the wall yes

upper so it sounds like i was correct

actually i don't even dude what are you

even

i'm saying when you spread a woman's

butt cheeks out and

all her you know little like

roast beef or whatever you

men call it yeah um

i think you all the rhythm for subbing

that's your one thank you thank you yeah

how many holes are there that's what i

asked you and you said a one a tahu

and a two holes but i thought we were

talking about the original three holes

and then what of those three holes how

many are below the waist that's what i

thought we were talking about

because otherwise i mean dude yeah yeah

okay i i i okay sure

because look look look you have to

understand

no no excuse me princess princess listen

excuse me princess you have to

understand something i do not take l's

do you understand i do not take l's

because because i do not take l's so

hard you backtrack so hard how how did i

backtrack your answer and say oh i'm

sorry i misinterpreted the question

because i did

why did i say there's three holes and

not the nostrils and the ears and the

belly button because i was talking about

the three holes you put the peepee in

the urethra is not one of those holes as

far as i know i mean

okay well you know the argument against

yourself congratulations haas

no i want it against you princess

yeah

thank you for the tunnel

princess princess

my king my king

and what's wrong with that

you're so sexy when you're you're backed

into a corner

how am i backed into a corner

dude

here how about instead of like following

up with more questions yeah

explain to me why you're not backed up

into a corner

oh sure sure so the reason why i'm

defeated

the reason i'm not backed up into a

corner is that

i have not

had my persona

my

front

so

thoroughly challenged

um and shattered as yours

what are you talking about

i mean it's fine you didn't know it's

fine

no i mean what did i know

bro chill chill chill no i i'm i'm very

too i don't want to make you yeah i just

want to make it clear yeah okay

that i'm the dummy mommy no i'm the

alpha no you're not you're still my king

and i still love you okay but if i'm

your king how are you the dominant one

because i don't need to put myself above

you you know subs and dons are at the

same level like just existence wise

right yeah

it's not like i'm any better than you

however i will stomp on your nut sack

okay in a video game

and that's what i'm saying

it's just an action

i'll just take your breath away

okay

okay so

hold on one second

um okay what are you saying what's wrong

no no just pulling up another wikipedia

page

um well chat's making fun of me for

using the word vaginal complex and

it actually turns out that there's such

a word that actually is used medically

um

it's called the i like dude it doesn't

count it's called the [ __ ]

vaginal complex

um i don't know it's like if you're

gonna like if you're gonna use like

scientific words and if chat um you know

like slams you for it yeah then why

can't you just literally back it up from

like you know the supposed origin of

where that like word came from

instead of googling it because because

because here's the thing here's the

thing

i don't take l's i do not take l's

[Music]

w if you think he took an l wait [ __ ] w

if you

if he did not take an l l if he did take

an l

w or l w or l

you want to know the truth

what's up baby

wait w means they side with me

yes um let me see wow there's so many

else okay

then i will say this i will say this

i think the biggest l

in the room here

as far as chad is concerned

is the very fact that they

are in your chat

why wouldn't they be in my chat dude if

they're in my chat it's because of you

king

i mean

it's because you're so entertaining is

is a guy who's

satisfied sexually and gets out

is that the type of guy that

has to

um

[Music]

dude i'm not running a humor stream oh

really

yeah

are you sure about that to showcase my

viewers

a.k.a

you know and yeah and

show to chat

how i how i you know conversation would

ideally go you know or would not ideally

go

yeah you know

and

so let me ask you a question

um

have you ever considered construction

with a cap that hard

thank you high peaks co for subbing with

prime thank you thank you

i'm just like i don't know

the reason i paused so long because i

was like i was like literally like

thinking about like how long

you've been like i i feel like you have

like an arsenal of things right like you

just like pull you just like pull like

certain like phrases out of your like

your little hat yeah and then you're

like

how did you have you ever considered

construction by constructing and

that heart you know it's like i feel

like you just you're mad

it seems like you're a little mad

that's that was right off the dome that

was right off the dome

but the thing is that wasn't even a

roast that wasn't even roast that was a

dumps movement but you're treating it

like it was a roast really it wasn't a

roast

was it not a roast

it literally wasn't dude

i think it was

what does btfl mean

um

it means

it's basically

sigma grindset this is what infrared

show gives me

yeah um

shout out to infrared show

um

i don't even know

dude

i don't think anyone will be able to top

you

really

yeah why is it

because you are can you show me your

muscles again please yeah

please please uh pogba daddy please

yeah i mean

i mean i don't know you're kind of

putting up a front of sarcasm

it's like you're trying to nag me dude

really trying so hard but i've had like

zoomers better at negging than you

really um thank you hold on so what is

negging can you explain what negan is

um well okay i use it kind of like

interchangeably with just like kind of

just teasing yeah so what i'm referring

to is

i guess trying to talk yourself up to a

woman in order to gain that validation

from her and her chat

to gain her validation as though i don't

have it and wait you you think i'm

trying to gain your chats validation

i think you're trying to nag me

so first of all

hold on

hold on first of all and thank you to um

high peaks co thank you guys for gifting

subs thank you thank you so you think

yeah it's like negative reinforcement

what so by being mean to you

i gained something no

no no i'm not saying i'm not saying that

you're being mean to me or anything yeah

you're kind of nagging chat though why i

mean i think your chat is full of

um

nice guys that's what i think

okay okay okay yeah cha cha cha hey do

you want to do the poll now do you want

to do the poll house

sure go ahead

cha cha cha cha cha oh thank you um woo

bear 11 thank you for stopping with

prime um

cha cha cha cha chat

do you want to rate and end tasks or do

you want to see more of him and this is

where i want to see uh your community

come through haas okay

um

well i mean they can do what they want

if they want to see more of you on the

show then you know extend thank you

ghost akilah for uh using 100 bits

or cheering thank you thank you

guys guys guys

vote in the poll vote in the poll it's

really close it's really close

it's really close

this is a streamer dude

if you don't vote to extend the streamer

then like what the [ __ ] is the meta dude

it's really close it's really close

are we gonna extend it's about 50 50.

guys remember to vote in the poll you

have these

these are rights as a human you know

you have these rights as a human [ __ ]

being

to vote in in the poll

pop pop poll it's so close you guys rate

and end or extend rate and enter extend

go go go go go go

go go go it's really close it's really

close

52

479 people have said rate and end and 48

445 people says to extend oh that is

such a shame

because i was having such a good time

talking to you and so it is such a shame

that your chat who is

well of such nice guys who will

undoubtedly

have bolstered their chances with you

after making that

vote at the end of the day

you know you're swole as [ __ ] you know

you're a good looking guy you're a chad

and you already know that you know

so when when when chad sees wait how

what what do you think the okay i have a

question how do you think your average

chatter looks like looks wise like what

do you think they look like dude i don't

care they're funny are you sure

yeah i literally don't care are you sure

yeah i mean i'll go to twitchcon at some

point so that you're right but the thing

is the thing is you're you're already a

chad dude you already have this like

alpha position you could you could slay

any poon you want so you where do you

think chat's gonna vote when you're

calling them beta cucks you know um your

chat will always be

i will always be the alpha of your chat

they will always be betas compared to me

that's why always

always

of course

of course the stream is a democracy but

you know what's even more pathetic

there's some guys in your chat who are

such betas they even voted to keep me

that's how much i've dominated your chat

it was literally 50 50.

it was literally 50 50. but even even

if you just didn't attack chad at all

you know what you would have you would

have gotten um a wider vote to extend

yeah i mean i think chat um

well guys

i just want to let you know you really

do have a chance

so keep it up because one day she will

notice you

promise

she will

shout out to infrared show shout out to

infrared show um yeah he's streaming

right now

you know his chat's really cool i like

his community you have the john cerca

community dude

yeah

um

okay is that all

no dude i'm going to rate you now oh

okay you're going to rate me

yeah

okay go ahead it's like based on your

ratings before i can tell you're really

an honest raider so

i'm really confident that you know it's

going to be accurate someone someone in

your chat says she's so mad what do you

think i'm mad about

i wanted you for you to get extended

thank you um i from mars for subbing

with prime wait you're not mad why would

i be mad

i don't know

why would i be mad

i don't know maybe i don't know i mean

it just kind of seems like you're a

little bit mad

um

i don't think i don't think

i don't know do you think i'm mad like

you personally don't like a chat don't

look at chat um

i do i really do

you literally think i'm mad yeah

that's crazy

yeah

cha cha am i mad zero for no one for yes

zero for no one for yes

dude i know i need to buy new stockings

i mean i'm sure your chat will be honest

so i trust what they say

one one

zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero

zero zero zero one one one one zero zero

i i guess that settles it you're not mad

i mean they would never lie no no it's

just like you know sometimes my um

facial expressions can be a little

confusing to people so sometimes i look

angry you know and i'm sorry i'm not

smiling dude i have to i work on it okay

i mean i don't think your chat would

ever lie to you under any circumstances

so i think i just trust them

i'm sorry i'm protected i'm protective

of my chat dude

i would go to the ends of the world to

make sure chat is having a good [ __ ]

time dude

um

that's good

it's good

okay

what did you think of the date what did

you think of the date so far

um it was great it went really well

is that what you actually thought

because i feel like we talked about like

two things we talked about

you're the dummy

and you know how many holes a girl has

in her vagina areas

wait what do you mean

in her vagina okay okay whatever

whatever it's not part of the vagina

areas it's a completely separate thing

according to you so come on

let's be correct here anyway

anyway yeah

those are the two topics wait uh do you

need help

it sounds like

um because i don't know if you can

you you might be not strong enough to

carry that really heavy l i just gave

you again

that's like another one of your like oh

are you gonna work in construction to

construct that cap

like another one of those dude really

but i'm

yeah i don't know it kind of sounds like

amazing no it's cute it's cute yeah

and it sounds like you're a little mad

that's how i talk dude

okay my bad i didn't mean to upset you

honestly i don't know it's like

my my dad used to like [ __ ] uh say

why are you crying why are you crying

until it like annoyed the [ __ ] out of me

and that's what you're doing wait are

you saying i remind you of your dad

well yes when you're saying when you're

like projecting some feelings onto me

um

really that's very interesting

that's really interesting

would you come back on the show

pause

yes i would of course

because tomorrow we're going to be

having a co-host guest and you know

you're invited to try to woo her and i

won't tell her about the

two whole thing that you you pulled

earlier

oh yeah and um

i think someone should tell like um the

medical establishment too because

they also seem to be confused about that

as well so someone should let them know

because it's going to be a fellow

just chatting streamer

nice

she licks the ears

you know have you ever cumed to that

haus

uh no absolutely not

no okay okay

so i i did like you i think i like your

soft boy your natural soft pointness

more than i or um

you're i'm so hard

i'm john zurka you know

um sure

whatever you say

but um i don't know i think you do have

like a soft heart though i could i could

tell

really

okay

whatever you say i think you have a soft

heart but there's like this like mask

over that that like it's like oh i need

to be i need to be a man and have

muscles and you have like this like

image of yourself that you should be

you know um that is a profound analysis

did you get that from psychology.com

literally wyatt

i'm just saying

i'm literally just talking to you

no is it is that offensive i didn't mean

to offend you i'm sorry i didn't mean to

yeah i'm asking if you're offended

because like it's just like that was a

little appointed of a response

no i am it's a genuinely profound

analysis like someone is

different on the inside than on the

outside it's like it's very

psychologically profound no but i'm i'm

talking about like a specific like mask

for yeah you know we all have like

strong personas right that that on on

the inside i'm not actually like

an aggressive

dominant and yeah i don't think that

you're aggressive and dominant on the

inside but you yeah i feel like that's

like kind of the ideal like man to you

you know

right of course that's like yeah i mean

you're the expert so what can i say

i'm literally not like do you do you

agree or what

do you think that's like am i right

because if i'm wrong then let me know

right

[Laughter]

uh i mean is if that's what you think i

don't know i don't know if i can

persuade you otherwise

bro you're like it's like you're not

giving me anything

i mean i don't know you don't seem like

you earned it you know

it doesn't seem like you've earned

what's inside of me

are you saying i didn't get permission

or consent or anything no to peg you

later tonight

no i'm saying

what no i'm saying like if you want to

see

you want to see the real me oh i do have

permission no but if you want to see the

real me like what i am and and whether

this is all up front or not whether i

actually am

a super aggressive uh angry and

dominant man

um you have to earn it i don't think

you've earned it tonight

bro bro you're saying that on a default

you're not like alpha and don

no i'm saying you will never like i i

like i'm saying you will never know the

truth yeah yeah i will never know that

you're don because you're probably not

dom and you won't show it you know well

if that's what you think then

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and say this chick okay some real deep

personal underlying issues and i'm

thinking that's also

please okay dude what is what is that

message manglu what the [ __ ]

huh my bad it's just a weird

message i got from the bits

yeah

here here here let's rate him

i don't know i i like you

it's just again not like that mask thing

yeah i don't know yeah i mean

sure if that's i didn't enjoy our

conversation though it's just you get

kind of like combative at the weirdest

[ __ ]

i mean like i don't take l's that's the

issue you know

i only take w's i don't take else

and you have a w dude i'm going to rate

you a

10 out of 10.

i wow infrared show he's so great thank

you haas

you are so entertaining i think like

content wise you're great

you know

okay great

[Applause]

sure well it was fun to be on

i had a good time

back tomorrow come back tomorrow

um we're having the nicole t on tomorrow

around like seven or eight or something

okay i'll come back

you know the nicole t

no

okay look her up

she's on asmr right now

okay

yeah so we're gonna we're gonna have her

on tomorrow

and

i think john's gonna be on tomorrow i

asked him if he wanted to come so you

know you guys could have like a

competition i don't know okay

yeah all right nice

okay sounds good

all right bye-bye

see ya