IRL W JACKSON [2022-01-21]

why is this [ __ ] broken now

it's live

yeah we're live

every day that i want to [ __ ] stream

in l.a it's a piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] day

you ever notice that you know the eye

russell circa literally shittiest

[ __ ] weather shittiest day [ __ ]

windy and [ __ ] [ __ ] my hair up

[ __ ] [ __ ] like that how [ __ ]

stupid my hair looks you know

i need a [ __ ] brush but i need a

brush

bro i'm getting [ __ ] exposed

bro you're always high as [ __ ]

what's up i haven't [ __ ] met you

sober once

not once

is it live yeah we're live

i feel like this place has really gone

downhill why is everything closed

because it's a it's it's a depressing

day this is this is kind of i'm not

gonna lie it's kind of depressing

no one's even [ __ ] here what is wrong

with this [ __ ]

that's what mine does

i swear to god mine does the same thing

it just like like

it'll just sit like that and say it's

live but it's not live

it's better than there's one person in

chat

that's what mine does

some [ __ ] in my throat

and not having a good day man not having

a good day

my hair is all [ __ ] up bruh

it looks worse than when i i'm out of

the gym and i wake up i shower make it

nice whatever

bro what is in my throat

i just said that you're live for me

bro i

oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] stupid my hair looks man

i actually just want to [ __ ] shave it

off all right now

chats

bro windy day in a shitty bro i'm

violently against the [ __ ] wind and i

actually [ __ ] get mad whenever it's

windy i actually [ __ ] give that

damn confirmed

this is why i get mad

see how it's there's all this this is

usually cool it's all [ __ ] depressing

after after we meet jimmy is everything

all closed in there pretty much yeah

besides the restaurant in the bookstore

let's go in there

you guys saw like the chickens over

there yeah

is it open you had a garden garden you

needed a vac to get in this

i got you in a mask that's part of my

dude oh i do

okay

what time do all the shops here usually

close like on arts district period i

feel like it's pretty quiet

don't say my name out loud oh no i don't

do that

and you have your id

oh yeah there you go is this over

21

uh just to match your uh

uh

make sure you're not someone else

okay thank you thank you

bro

you know what pisses me off is that

after this [ __ ]

i literally have to go home and shower

again and to fix my [ __ ] hair

well the good news is we are no longer

[ __ ]

we're here because we're gonna have

dinner with jimmy

jimmy dora

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but today's just been a shitty bad luck

[ __ ] day man

bro it's like

didn't he just say that the garden was

open

[ __ ] head i walk outside and this

violence happens i literally just walk

outside and this [ __ ] happens to me oh

there's no chickens

the chickens

la lets the chickens free

la lets him free

he's debating sam cedar

who

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next wednesday

actually is there a bathroom cos no trs

no tears

how's it going chad

this is

my ship now and i'm the captain

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what's up chat

you guys

my hair is kind of getting [ __ ] up too

though

the craziest night last night

you would not believe it you would not

believe it

how we doing

jackson versus sam let's go

yeah everybody tune in 10 a.m 10 a.m

pacific time let's pray to god i wake up

for it 10 a.m pacific time this

wednesday

pink over cedar let's get it it's the

dawn of a new era

you want to say hi

uh

do you do you know live streaming oh i

do know live streaming you want to say

hi to the chat sure

it's a bunch of people there's like 1300

people in there wow hi guys how are you

doing

wait these are my new friends that's

true your friends screw the east coast

i'm moving to l.a what do you what do

you think about l.a

i love l.a really yeah

where are you from uh have you ever

heard of saskatchewan

canada

yeah but there's one on the east coast

too

yeah there's actually one more and it's

in central peru

personally i think that the

i i like la it's okay kind of demonic a

little bit though

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uh

well my friend and i he just went to the

bathroom we do like uh streaming and

stuff like that so we just figured why

not come to l.a

yeah

meet some celebrities have you met any

celebrities

yeah yeah a few can you give me like one

uh

this week was uh the biggest one is jake

paul

like you like met him

yeah he's uh

did you do like an interview with him no

no we were out at a club and

my i was with my friend who's a girl

and

he was trying to he was trying to like

get with her but he has a girlfriend so

it made for like a very

there was like a fight that erupted it

was crazy

yeah so yeah so you think ellie is

demonic

100 it's the motto yes

you walk through these streets i need to

get a jacket yeah i and that's all i

want right now is a jacket i'm so cold

and i can't find one like men's clothing

store here what's up with that

it's all these like weird little

boutique stores and like ice cream

i don't want ice cream right now it's

called art galleries art galleries no

if you want to go do some shopping

figueroa yeah they have like how far

away is that yes not too far i think

it's like 10 minutes

is that the grove no but the grove is

also a place i like the grove

i like the grove

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god you know what the most interesting

thing is about being someone that's not

famous is you can literally make up any

story and people just believe you

i'm like a walking piece of art

god i'm so faded i don't even know what

to say right now you guys i swear to god

there's [ __ ] chickens over here i

can't find them where's hots

i feel like i shouldn't walk in there

because that's the bathroom

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i gotta ask her where the chickens are

she'll know she'll know

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how's it going everybody how many of

there are you in here

this chat's moving awfully fast

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kind of nervous it's like

stream streaming to someone else's like

chat is kind of like when you meet like

your girl's parents for the first time

it's like

you you know you talk to people every

day you talk to adults every day but

it's like

to be in front of like

the parents for the first time you know

it's like it's a bit of an experience

i swear to god i think hogs fell in the

toilet

god where did my little where did my

little hostess go

what do you think this is

some little cold [ __ ]

private this is like a big massive door

here that says private

we gotta find out where the chickens are

we gotta find out what's in the private

room

do we think it's this

so it says private

i did nothing

yo we've been pushing p i don't know

what you're talking about just start

pushing people didn't push me too

hey don't you guys think it's funny some

people think that like dogs are real

i just started walking away i should

probably actually stay back there

because haws is going to come out of

there

i'm so favored

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oh here he is

you guys i found him

what we're only at 286 what the [ __ ]

wait i told the hostess we're at like 2

000.

look at them

i wasn't in there so they didn't know

what to do they're like should we stay

so they said there's not a lot of men's

clothing spots here

all right

what do you want to do

what is this place

where's the oh we can't tell do not

touch

bro stop

all right i say we go

go where

we walk around get ice cream bro it's a

[ __ ] hole out there

we have to find someone to get jackets

you're not gonna find one i need a

jacket

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bro he always does this

he just walks away

and then he gets lost and he calls you

i swear to god

that every single day he just walks away

doesn't even tell you then he randomly

will call you a minute later and tell

you he's lost

guys i want to tell you a story about

jackson

so last night

when we were in the we were in an uber

and he's talking to this one girl in the

uber with us

and i'm sitting in the back and he's uh

it's like a big truck whatever he's in

the front

and randomly he's like yo haas and i'm

like what up um he's like

yo isn't it uh is mendelian science

proven false

and he was telling he was uh

telling this girl about lysenko

i'm gonna tell you guys the things that

anger me in life ready

when i walk outside and it's windy

that's [ __ ] violence when i'm trying

to say something and then randomly

someone slams the door or some [ __ ]

car comes by and you can't get what what

i never want to repeat myself in life

whenever i'm trying to whenever i'm

trying to say something and it's too

loud i want to just go home i don't give

a [ __ ] when i'm trying to talk to say

something and it's just too loud whether

there's music playing or a car comes by

or some [ __ ] there's nothing more

demoralizing you guys like

work here nearby or something dude

do you work nearby or you work here at

all

i'm looking for like a jacket i don't

know the stores around here

there's any men's clothing source

do you know you know like a quick hair

transplant place i can go

no

because it's windy out and i gotta you

know

it's too windy all right we'll keep

working

keep looking have a good night

look at this bro

look at this [ __ ] violence

why did why did he look at me like i was

from another [ __ ] planet when i asked

if we knew when you were at the [ __ ]

jacket store

that's that's la for you they're like

jackets

what is that

that was a terrible joke

bro

god

just look at how angry

hey at least you're not cold

bro this is actually [ __ ]

war this [ __ ] nature declaring i

don't give a [ __ ] bro i'm so i support

global warming i support all the oil

[ __ ] companies and everything they

can explain to me you say [ __ ] nature

with your [ __ ] wind i don't give a

[ __ ] bro keep fracking i support

fracking i support foreign

what abiotic oil theory is

yeah it means oil isn't a fossil fuel

it's uh it's generated um from the

earth's core from the core

like it's not it's not based on animals

remains why does that matter

because it means it's infinite

it's not a fossil fuel

i'm gonna shave my head i am before i

leave l.a

well i can't keep this [ __ ] up anymore i

can't i i'm so i cannot do this [ __ ]

anymore i just can't i'm gonna just

shave it

i [ __ ] hate how it looks so much

is there really like not one clothing

store

bro you have

a jacket at your place

it's like i'd rather be bald and look

like a clown i literally look like a

clown right now bro

like these are all clothing source but

they're all closure

bro just just ice cream

what time is it in 30 minutes damn that

smells so good in 30 minutes we're gonna

meet with jimmy

and

then you can go back to your place

and we're not streaming that by the way

guys we're not streaming

and i wanted to get a photo but

i don't know if i want to with this hair

not gonna lie

should i just buy a dress at the wedding

store

that'll keep me warm

listen if it works for um why is it why

is la like so beautiful

from the morning to 2 p.m and then it

just becomes shitty

it was so nice out

before

and and you know what i'm actually

pissed because i awoke the sun was

so bright that it woke me up

i couldn't even sleep i hate it when the

sun is dull

i hate it when it's windy i just hate

wind that's why i hate chicago i'll

never go to chicago i hate windy places

and you know it's not just because of

the air it's not because whenever it's

[ __ ] windy you can't talk you can't

even breathe the wind is beating the

[ __ ] out of your face you can't even

have time to think because the wind is

[ __ ] attacking you

and there's nothing you can do

there's nothing you can do

you're always under attack

bro my [ __ ] hair you know what it was

guys i put too much shampoo and

conditioner and [ __ ] in it

and

it [ __ ] up

you know like it crumples together and

just

see this [ __ ] man

and honestly i would just show my real

hairline

and and comb it

whatever

just like havoc whatever but it's too

long i have to get it caught

let's go let's go come on go where bro

we're walking to dinner

it takes just a few minutes it's in 20

minutes

i know we're gonna find a jacket shop

along the way

come on okay

i'm not even showing my hair anymore

i'm beginning to feel like i could live

in the south

like i could live in tennessee

anyone could i could live in uh

west virginia no i'm talking like in two

months

oh like i'm ready for it

go to texas bro i don't know why i want

to go to i want to you know where i

really want to go right now new orleans

yeah i agree i have to do this dillon

i do this dylan [ __ ]

i literally would go in [ __ ] february

or march it was this stupid [ __ ]

villain [ __ ] but i have to take at

least one two months

it's purely dedicated to that i told so

many girls last night i was gonna get a

table at bootsy tonight and they were

all invited guess who's not getting a

table today i thought i thought we were

getting one too

i told so many girls that

me too

well we're either going to find a jacket

i dm'ed a bunch of people

so i guess that it's not happening i dm

honored the armistice quite a bit

bro last night

yes i did she did no last night

i [ __ ] found arnold

and that's what i'm saying she did look

like her yeah she did didn't she yeah

yeah yeah

except last night wasn't windy you know

so

it's awesome well i [ __ ] don't even

care about this [ __ ] but i do

they love moon you know what i mean

i care about it

yeah

because i think it looks bad you know

it's all in your head yeah i know but i

just no but i believe it looks bad just

like mendelian jeans like if people

don't care about it i'm saying they

should because it does look bad

and i would look way better bald right

now way better

well today everything's been [ __ ] up

i don't know what's happened you know

people on twitter have been throwing

negative energy on me i think that's it

when i came back to la everything's been

going so well but then these [ __ ]

twitter scum started swarming me

throwing [ __ ] negative

energy and starting today starting today

things have started to [ __ ] go bad

hey listen at least you're not dylan

burns am i right bro listen

we can't talk about that twitch is like

sensitive

but uh

like like i was at the gym today and i

did my leg day right

and the the [ __ ] uh

the leg the leg press

was occupied for an hour

an hour yeah

i didn't know people actually did like

that i thought that was just a myth

yeah bro

and then [ __ ] elevators taking

forever

i forgot a few things too there's a lot

of [ __ ] [ __ ] that went wrong

today a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] dude

bro i don't know you're the one

i don't know why you think there's gonna

be a jacket

we're gonna be able to buy or not well

we're headed in the right direction

we probably just should have gotten an

uber

can you vote already

huh there's a voting box

all right bro [ __ ] this i'm getting uber

i'm not

[Applause]

why did we even come here if it wasn't

within walking distance

because i thought we were going to shop

for something

listen i got us the uber it's it's chill

plus relatively it is close like we're

three minutes

it's

need a it looks so

it's like my hair looks like horse hair

right now

it's so [ __ ] messy and [ __ ]

bro why do i look like a crackhead right

now

we have to go

can you guys hear me

you guys hear me

one's if you can hear me

yeah some random crackhead just came up

to us

bro

i'm not in the mood i'm not in the

[ __ ] mood

i am not in the [ __ ] movie

go home and fix this [ __ ]

every day it's been fine except today

every day it's been fine

except today today's been the shittiest

day of the week so far

well i literally about to go get a razor

and just shave it myself

hair looking i know that you stupid [ __ ]

i've been talking about it for an hour

you dumb [ __ ] in my chat huh the hair's

not looking too good not gonna lie do

you think i don't know that you dumbass

mods ban that person forever i don't

want to ever see them again

ban them forever

mods i'm not even kidding perma-ban them

right now

literal dumb [ __ ]

perma banned them forever i don't give a

[ __ ]

we shouldn't even stream i'm gonna lie

what did i gain from this

stupid

let's stream later when we go back home

yeah we will we are going to stream

later but i i literally have to go back

to my apartment and wash my hair

just so i could [ __ ] fix it

because it settled the wrong way

it looks the same to me

when i irl and it looks like this

it's because it settled the wrong

[ __ ] way i doubt there's one person

in chat who actually [ __ ] know this

they do bro well i notice

see like how this is sticking out

no matter how much i press it nothing i

could do

god my hair got [ __ ] ruined too you

guys

look at my nose

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uh he got into a fight yesterday

he got into a big fight

took on like three dudes with nunchucks

and [ __ ]

yeah

is this our guy

on the

yes

all right

keep treatment yeah of course

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that's good

you got the little like light show on

the top of your car huh

how does that i mean

do people ever think you're like police

no let's say

let's listen

i got you i know yeah

like you'd be pushing pee and stuff but

bro

these viewers are disgusting

i'm live streaming this it's literally

300 bro what is this [ __ ]

what is this [ __ ]

this view count is actually disgusting

me

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um

i was gonna say something

yeah i can't believe my nose looks like

this i actually didn't stream today

because of that

really my whole nose is like oh nobody

cares why did you just tell the story of

how it happened and people would be like

oh okay

nobody cares because it looks absolutely

silly

no it doesn't rule

uh okay i guess i don't know i don't

know i mean you are the one who wants to

not stream right now because

that's way worse are you kidding my

whole nose is inflated and it's like

purple

no bro i don't know what you're talking

about

i literally look like krusty the clown

bro

i was dead when you were doing those

uh impersonations impressions

bro when you did patrick the star i was

dying laughing it's the easiest

one bro are you sure we're not going to

get a table at that place

don't tell them which one but

no no no no would that be too much

no no it's not that i'll explain there's

a reason why

okay

because i'm saying tables

no no no there's a there's another

reason why i can't say it on stream

okay okay

this is the worst weather of all time

this is like when me and zorko were

streaming and how the weather was

does la la just doesn't want me to let

out arrow i think that's it

bro last night

how [ __ ] did we get

yeah we lit it was the

but it was your fault i swear to god you

should just [ __ ] no that was not my

fault yes it was that was it

we should have never left that original

place

oh my god now you're tripping now you

now you're tripping bro listen that girl

just texted me too

who cares bro listen [ __ ] the place

we were at is where it was at bro

we so we were we we um

we got to this place at 11 and it was a

great place

but jackson was antsy for some reason i

don't know

and i think it's fancy for some reason i

had five girls from madrid and barcelona

at the other place you never g do you

know and what did that happen to them

they [ __ ] went home

we had different situations that rose up

they were they were on their way out

when we got there we had different

matters that presented themselves no no

i know but

we we went to this place so we waited in

line for an hour we got in

and

the lights shut off and the power just

went out and oh that was like an hour

into it

yeah but

it [ __ ] me over i mean you can't really

control a power outage either

or foresee that

i know but it's just the vibes i could

tell with lives with some good vibes

were good there even though i got no i

know but the the night overall oh i got

held back

that that was wild

in line

oh yeah that's that was your fault

so guys let me tell you another story so

we're in line could you say what i said

yeah yeah again

so we were in line

and uh

we're kind of early here are we yeah

we'll we'll hang out for a minute well

we're not that early we're 10 minutes

yeah so we we were in line and um

you have jackson

and we we we've been waiting for like an

hour right

and we thank you and this place was like

really really packed like the line was

crazy so we ended up get there was two

lines one of them was the fast pass line

and one of them was the normal line

right

and we ended up getting the fastpass

line

um

because whatever we you know we don't

want to wait that long so when we

started to get to the front we started

to notice how they were letting way more

people in from the

the free line than ours right so i was

pointing it out and then jackson he's

drunk as [ __ ] at this point

and he's um

he's starting to like make rude comments

and he's like he's not he's like he's

like is this he's like is this the

peasant line or not really comments but

like aggressive comments

and then the bouncer or the guy who owns

the club they let in these two girls

from the free line

and jackson goes he's like

he's like she's a three no i said i just

verbatim what i said was like come on

now they're letting the reason before us

yeah yeah

he says he says some [ __ ] like that

so this dude comes up to jackson and

he's like what did you say and jackson

is like oh i was just wondering when

we're gonna be leading he's like no no

what did you say before that

and jackson's still he's not saying he's

like i heard what you said

and uh

so he let all of us in except jackson

and jackson had to [ __ ] wait

bro you got a big mouth though you're

gonna get in trouble i couldn't believe

well okay first of all the girl was i

was being generous she was pride too

second of all cannot see this second of

all i just

really couldn't believe that he actually

like

was like seriously mad about that it's

like what was that his daughter or

something

i don't know he acted like he was

yo bro i don't know man

that place though was like

oh jimmy said he's like uh 10 15 late he

was stuck in traffic

was his stream longer

stream longer than usual

bro

i don't know why you don't like that

place we were at before though

i don't like that place because there's

no one there yes there was bro what the

[ __ ] you talking about there's one girl

yeah and i already got her number

no cuz you you got the uber and then you

got her [ __ ] number okay so i still

got the number bro if you would have not

left that place it would have been a lot

better trust me

you know what my night

my night was so yeah it was fun i would

not have traded it for anything

that yes

because

yes because i'll tell you why that was a

setup night for the next like three to

four weeks for me

that would honestly okay okay

no i i even have more

with i the group has expanded to a more

interesting audience to me the spanish

girls

other group

oh

okay okay yeah

oh yeah you didn't tell me about that

you were talking about it yeah

yeah i started to tell you about it

yeah i know what your songs about

i see these built big massive buildings

that just sit empty throughout l.a yeah

i know they're not empty there's

probably some such [ __ ] going on in them

of course bro there's no abandoned

buildings here

dude that's

aggressive what do you think it's

probably a fight club

anyway um

god all these girls are like texting me

about bootsy

they're like bro why didn't we do why

don't we just do that

uh is it too late now

no no it's not too late we should do it

bro we should do it let me call awesome

yeah we should do it

there's a reason though why he

wants to go to the other place yeah

all right let me talk to him

what do you mean nobody's [ __ ]

talking

bro shut the [ __ ] up

no one's talking

i'm gonna get more rings

these ones are really cheap

like 9 000 for this one

and uh

yeah um five thousand

so too cheap you know

do you okay you wanna do teensy today

any viewers who leave are scum i kinda

gotta we don't have to decide right now

but i would like to decide sooner if

we're gonna do something that involves

the table

um

just text me i wanna

victorian too but i just think if we go

to bc we have a lot of

you know how you know how [ __ ] up the

chat is

the minute we bring girls here

you guys skyrocket to 800 viewers

see i'm telling them the minute we bring

girls here they skyrocket to 800 viewers

but when it's just two dudes

what we're not enough

well it's so funny

haze keeps getting that [ __ ] ring

stuck on his finger and it keeps

happening on the same finger over and

over he's like a little [ __ ] kid that

like keeps doing the wrong thing but

never learns that he keeps getting it

stuck on his finger and he gets equally

freaked out every time he gets it stuck

and then within 30 seconds it's off and

he's like whoo that was a close one

shut the [ __ ] up

it's so funny

uh [ __ ]

bro

we still have to do our disney world

stream right yeah i got [ __ ] i spent too

much money on disneyland tickets

when are we gonna we have to call them

for permission i think

not yet for twitch i literally stream

um

what day will we do that

friday

next friday

early earlier sorry wednesday maybe yeah

no yeah mid no

no tuesday no no bro when we can't do

tuesday tomorrow's next week's a busy

week yeah it's a busy day debating sam

cedar on wednesday yeah

um

you guys should i make this my profile

picture

first okay what are you talking about

hey what do you think i'm gonna do i'm

paranoid bro you might get a [ __ ]

message or something

uh they're on private like this okay

why are you guys spamming the [ __ ]

money that's what you guys spam when i'm

not even here do you guys wanna just end

the stream are you not grateful for this

the what

they're spamming the [ __ ] monkey

emote

and that's what they spam when i go to

the bathroom or some [ __ ]

it's i'm just detecting ungratefulness

honestly

i didn't want to not stream today guys

today's a busy day for me i didn't want

to not stream because uh

we're meeting jimmy dore here for dinner

it is a busy day yeah

and i you know i didn't have time to do

a full stream i could have just not

streamed i would be like uh i want to

give him i want to give you guys

something you know

to be honest i lost a lot of hair in l.a

because of covid stress

just and the shower here [ __ ]

total [ __ ]

this spot is so good

i think i'm starving bro i'm literally

starving i will eat you like italian

i don't i'll eat anything bro you do

italian though of course i'm a

mediterranean bro

of course i like bread and cheese bro

that's that's it

bread and cheese

i love italian

in fact

i've had so many carbs today i literally

had pasta before i came now i'm gonna

have pasta again that's how much i

[ __ ] love that

damn i can't i don't even know what i

want i think i'm gonna get chicken i'm

definitely gonna get some grilled

chicken i need some bread and cheese

combination you know i'm not a

vegetarian anymore

there you go

i know yeah we that one night uh

when we were at that that we went to

that mexican whatever i was still

vegetarian then no you weren't when you

ordered chicken

that's when you told me you're like

you're like yo has did you get um meat

at this place the last time i went i was

like yeah

it's like this little shack next to a

club

that we go to and uh

he's like i'm not a vegetarian anymore i

can have chicken

baste

isn't it so much better

um

yeah

yeah i have more energy can you have

more beef can you have beef yet or you

stopped to eat into that i have not had

beef yet i had pork

beet bro when when you can start eating

burgers again your life's going to get a

lot better

burgers still kind of like the thought

of eating a burger in my country

whatever

bro i feel like you're always missing

out i'm like damn well jackson missing

out i feel bad

but no if you got chicken down like

that's pretty much

i barely eat beef you know i eat beef on

special occasions yeah

i'm gonna go uh check on our table all

right

actually should we just end stream now

because it's no you have you actually i

remember this place is

interesting you have to have all your

party there oh okay okay

so jimmy's gonna be 10-15 minutes late

yeah that's fine that's fine

um

what we're gonna do after is uh i have i

still have my charger at your place i'm

just [ __ ]

that's actually so fun why

because it's just bad like it would have

been better if i just went back to my

place and charged in and like so i could

fix my hair and then i'm gonna just go

back to my place fix my [ __ ] and i'm

gonna go back to your place

just to comb my hair or whatever do you

have a brush

yeah you have a brush a hairbrush yeah

what do you think i live in a cave okay

okay yeah i guess i'll fix it at your

place and if i can't fix it at your

place i'll uh a hairbrush i'll go back

to my

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hairbrush

i'm not trying to i might even wash it

can i wash it at your place yes wash my

hair

oh base yeah that solves all problems

yeah we have running water there too

it's incredible

shut the [ __ ] most of the time it's even

hot

bro you know i shower cold

bro this dude

you get you got so [ __ ] drunk i

remember in that hallway last night

and he's like yo you should fight

did i say that yeah what yeah bro

that's funny

bro i was worried bro you

you're about to fall down the stairs and

[ __ ]

i'm on my listen listen listen

it's uh it's jamal showman out here you

know we're trying to we're trying to

make moves we're trying to make theater

we're trying to have a good time

who's your mom show me

jamal bowman i'm dubbing him jamal

shulman because he got arrested

yesterday for like the [ __ ] uh

freedom to vote act

who is that gun jamal bowman yeah he's a

congressman oh are you talking about the

what do you think about that uh vote the

new voting rights act that's what i was

just talking about yeah it seems like

[ __ ] to me it removes uh

it removes uh public funding of

presidential elections for third parties

it doubles what yeah it doubles what the

[ __ ] yeah that is so scary yeah well the

scene listen listen

it doubles the amounts that national

uh party committees can give to a given

house candidate

um and it also

does uh what's the other thing it does

do you think it's mainly to sneak in the

anti-third party thing

no that's all it is

it's like patriot act they call freedom

to vote act the cp usa is shilling for

it super hard the third thing it does is

uh

it hinders third party candidates

ability to qualify for matching public

funds do you know the communist party is

chilling for that super heart

really yeah

and and and the glowy you know the glowy

person

yes i think we mentioned her yes yes

yeah she's chilling for it super hard

too she's like we got to get this

national voting act because we have to

defend democracy i didn't know it was

secretly about destroying third party

you guys want to hear one easier thing

so this new freedom to vote act was the

proposed version because hr one the

voting rights act didn't pass that was

the first one they tried to pass

hr1 listen to what it would have done

inflated the amount of money that

national party committees can give to

candidates from 5 000 to 100 million

dollars

what yes

that's freedom to vote

yes and it would have done all the other

stuff and some more stuff it was way

worse the new one is actually the new

one's actually a little bit not as bad

what the [ __ ]

and cposa supports that

yeah

the chloe is a big supporter of it

really big pushing it big time of course

pushing it she's definitely a federal

agent bro

yeah no way no way now

it's a hundred percent guaranteed

bro if we get a table

tonight they'd be so sick

the five bro

this is dude

i could oh my god we're the same

oh it's it's the most [ __ ] height i'm

like 5 11 and three quarters bro just

say six feet

that doesn't count yes it does no no not

three quarters 5 11 and a half i think

then round up nah that's fine with five

you round up

you're mad only on my hinge profile

bro six feet simple i'll wear my air

forces we'll be good

bro i don't know why you overthink that

[ __ ]

you think i overthink that [ __ ] you're

the one and i have no like worries about

however i this is what i'm defensive

about i'm defensive about

five seven versus five eight i will not

be called five seven i'm not five seven

and it's not because it's an in shorter

it's just because it's a [ __ ] unlucky

number

it doesn't sound as good bro i'm telling

you five seven is a lucky number i'd

rather be five eight than five ten

bro kyle kalinski's so weird

well i would rather give up two inches

to fix my hair

oh my god bro

yeah i came to l.a and now i realize

what he's all about i'm a big jake paul

supporter out here

i actually do like it yeah

who else i was thinking about someone

else today

do you ever listen to the full sin

podcast

the what full sin no you watch those

dudes full sin

no

i like their videos but not their

podcast

who are they

they live in newport but they're like

they're like uh big youtubers

we gotta we got any cinders in the chat

boys me cinders

bro ricky berwick is uh

quote tweeting me and [ __ ] on twitter

now

really yeah

i told you what though

we always sanders in in the chat

bro i like u.s elite cla people way

better than usc

you [ __ ] west coast snob i swear to

god you're dissing on south central like

that it's actually usc is actually kind

of racist usc is more snobby

isn't usc more upper

oh class

kind of racist what the f bro what are

you talking about isn't usc more upper

class

or no

listen

it's a private school not everyone's

parents are laurie laughlin okay that's

all i'm gonna say bro is use i don't

even bro i've been to two [ __ ] clubs

with uscla and usc

and the usc one we went to

ikea actually you really can't tell

but the ucla people just

bro

i don't know

listen my experience with uh

i've had great experiences with usc and

ucla people

i got love

yeah i could i just like to use cla

people because they seem more mature to

me

um

well maybe it's just the bar we went to

because that other one

bro that bar seemed way less mature no

yeah way more mature bro or or way more

like um my style of like uh

you know

it's way more mature because they're

like they're they're tougher they were

younger that was like a sophomore party

last night

younger than the place we went through

the night before yeah no

thank you so much gorilla grip the place

went to before is like

bro

uh

i'll go i'm gonna go check on our table

didn't you say we need a full party i'm

gonna let them know we're here okay okay

i'm gonna just stay here

oh ucla is i can't tell but i only went

to two bars

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chicken parmesan

yeah not like

it's pretty likely

jackson does not go to college

but um

bro out here you just lie you just lie

and tell people whatever

just lie about a bunch of [ __ ] in person

holy [ __ ] who gifted those subs chad

read out their name i missed it who

gifted the subs

darg thank you so much bro thank you so

much dog

dog with the five bro thank you so much

man appreciate you

appreciate you man

thanks bro

i want a haircut bro i need a haircut

all right

let's go

we're good yeah we're in we can sit down

yeah

are they here yeah oh okay okay guys

they're here we gotta go now bye