POV: You're Haz's Next Door Neighbor.mp4

2021-10-22

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solidarity forever

netflix employees are the working class

we are true workers and we're larping we

are the working class when union

movements and songs hundred years ago

words commenced they were all talking

about us

when marx and engels wrote the communist

manifesto they were actually talking

about graduate students and they were

referring to people like me

who are a bunch of cuddled parasites

when we get hired by a lousy boss

we complain and [ __ ] even though we

can't do none we're not workers

ourselves but we have to get hired still

because we have to work for a boss

are mediocre

are soy boy baiters

have to work for a boss because we can't

do anything ourselves

like america's working class we

elevate ourselves with our minds

creative labor and mental labor is the

true working class

red rising star donated three dollars

these people think unions are always

revolutionary but didn't fanon point out

an imperialized country's unions were

often in line with the interests of the

imperialist controlled industries

ideologically these people thank you

i appreciate you listen guys

during the great labor battles

of a hundred years ago

they were actually talking about pink

hair blue-haired cuddled

parasites let's go for everyone hipsters

are the real

workers

hipsters are the real workers

you wanna know about the working class

go to a google hq

work for facebook

am a real worker

we are the working class solidarity

solidarity all right guys i have another

song ready

ready i have a song i have another song

i have another song up my sleeve ready

okay i'm gonna sing it ready

i dreamed i saw aoc ness

alive and ready with glee

she said the workers

of google and

and all

are the true working class

the democrats

and all above

are fighting in solidarity

as the true working class of history

aligns together now

aligns

together now

when dave chappelle released a special

that hurt all of our feelings that was

exactly like coal miners who were

fighting for livable working conditions

in which they would not get diseases and

die

the workers of the past who were

struggling for dignity

are exactly like the cry baileys

cry bullies who are whining and crying

and bitching

that dave chappelle hurt their feelings

[Music]

now ready one

two three

four

let's go bread to forever the workers on

strike down with dave chappelle white

left this unite and we know what's best

for all the black people in america

dave chappelle is actually white

dave chappelle is

i don't know how the rest of it goes

all right juan let me think of more let

me think of more ready let me think of

let me think of

more right let's do it

all rise all the netflix workers

and all the people on office chairs

arise the people working with

their pinkies and have the

pinkist hands

all the

graduate students studiesly

writing

dog [ __ ] papers

and all the netflix create

workers who are making

cuties too

come

together the

nerds of

silicon valley

the

google workers and at

facebook are the heirs of the working

class

the

proletary yet

actually have blue hair

and big

glasses sjw

arise into

the air

the red

fascist infrared

wants to divide the true working class

but we

will not let him do

google are at the vanguard

we are

rising and

fighting but we are mostly obese

we're getting

there more

slowly we are

hipsters in peace

we are the

same as the workers

from a hundred years ago

they all agree with me

that my dad is an [ __ ]

my mom

and dad all

are reactionary i

am rebelling against them

you will

not assume

things

such as the color of my hair

and i won't

let you take

down the struggles of the true working

class

dave scharpell

is pretty much the same as a child labor

sweatshop owner from 50 200 years ago

dave chappelle

is the

modern day robber barons of the age

he hurt

all of our feelings

and that's the exact same thing as the

union struggles of the past

we're gonna fight the capitalist dave

chappelle guys the workers are gonna win

the capital station pal won't win guys

the workers are gonna win

okay i'm a worker come on guys

i am a worker just do it with me guys

just do it with me get up on your chair

we're not gonna take this red fashion i

am a worker

okay

working class me it's about me

marx was writing about me because i own

the company i work at and because i

don't own it

it's what marx was talking about

i am a worker

you know what it's time for antifa it's

time for some antifa

based i'm a worker haasenoid's

did dave bts

just say something i don't agree with it

just like the working-class union guys

in the past who were fighting against

the capitalist bosses

i am the working class okay

i'm antifa huh let me let me get into

antifa

antifa okay

don't mess with me

don't mess with me 1.36

awesome infrared will revive the

american folk tradition

[Music]

i am the working class

we're gonna do this we're not gonna stop

we're not gonna stop at netflix

we're gonna create

the netflix hill autonomous zone workers

unite indigenous people

bipock

workers i am the working class

you sit on your computer

i'm out here doing real revolution

oh sorry i'm really obese don't be fat

phobic

don't be fat phobic

there's no fat phobia allowed

no fat phobia allowed

stop it

have

many vegan mcchickens

and if you take them away it's

oppression

[Music]

workers

tell the workers

come on

we can do it

okay

ready

we're going to do a single charge and

the working class is striking and we're

going to defeat the bosses down with

capitalism

down with capitalism

okay

ready

okay

okay one last time

one last time

auntie ah

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twitter

indigenous b-i-p-l-t

v-i-p-o-c

okay one more time one more time

okay

listen

you [ __ ] [ __ ] lord has gone pause is

gone okay

i managed

to infiltrate

the

red fascist tanki known as haas from

infrared

i infiltrated his apartment

and

he's gone okay

and

vgg

vaush

if you guys are watching

antifa is in control antifa is in

control okay we're in control of the

infrared stream now

and we're about to change the curriculum

we are going to change the curriculum

okay

first thing

first things first

all workers are valid you're trying to

divide workers between

actual workers and

uh salary professionals that i just

decided to call workers okay they are

all valid okay the working class

is pretty much

cultural identity

and i identify as a worker and if you

know

i identify as a worker and my identity

is valid okay and

solidarity

i have so much excitement and solidarity

for all of the netflix workers who are

out there striking for better conditions

against the billion dollar capitalist

bosses at netflix and i hope they turn

netflix into a worker cooperative where

blue hair bird brain pink hair dumbasses

uh will have all the creative control

now

i am not a racist i am not a racist but

i've noticed

that the most popular shows on netflix

are coming from south korea and spain

okay and

they're just not as enlightened as us

americans okay you know all these

south korean shows they don't give a

[ __ ]

about

the struggle of

marginalized communities and bipoc and

queer folk and

none other shows seem to be about that

okay

and

you know

those people in south korea

look look i am going to take the woke

man's burden i'm sorry not man not man i

excuse me i didn't preface my pronouns

excuse me

the woke

burden

of going to south korea

and teaching them the ways

indigenous

queer liberation theory and anarcho um

anakova bionism and and streamers like

vaush because as bausch said uh south

korea is a very conservative country

they are not as enlightened as we are we

are more progressive we're better than

they are pretty much i'm not racist okay

i believe in you know what nobody talks

about the indigenous people in

uh korea

and south koreans are settler

colonialists upon the indigenous

people like me and i'm indigenous

because you know my grandpa fought in

the korean war and we were fighting the

the red fash

north koreans

and

you know they were red fascists okay we

had no choice

anyway

anyway sorry i do that sometimes

anyway

we're gonna now that we've turned

netflix into a workers cooperative and

we've

socialized the means of production so

the workers own it now and not the

bosses we're gonna make some changes

around here okay first change

first change that's going on

no more south korean shows

yeah that's right

until those south koreans learn to be as

woke as us

we're not going to let these foreigners

make

our content on netflix anymore matter of

fact

i think we're gonna build a wall around

netflix so only the woke people

like us americans

will be able to make content and matter

of fact

look i'm not racist but dave chappelle

for some odd reason he is just not

enlightened like i am okay

jake chappelle

and yeah i'm just like it was a pattern

like that that infrared guy that has guy

that red fascist you know maybe if he

came from a

uh repentant cultural background and not

from the deserts of the middle east

maybe that guy of

infrared he comes from a very toxic

conservative bash culture

maybe if he was raised in a more

uh repentant culture like me he would

have the empathy to understand

that

he shouldn't be

well i'm not racist guys i'm not racist

i'm talking about infrared okay infrared

red fash and he's a nazi okay i mean

i'm two percent indigenous okay

stop

i'm not a racist

okay infrared's the bad guy here not me

okay

anyway

that you know that dave chappelle guy

i don't know what it is

but

i just feel like

i don't know

he's just really not sensitive and he's

punching down at me

and i'm the real victim here and you

know dave chappelle you know

he needs to check his privilege he

really needs to check his privilege okay

and

look look look hear me out hear me out

it's not racist just hear me out okay

just hear me

i um

i was considering that

we're only going to have comedy specials

on netflix by

indigenous

white queer folk okay listen i know it

sounds bad i know it sounds bad

but

look

dave chappelle

he proved that we have a long way to go

to educate

these other people you know these other

people like the infrared has guy he's a

he comes from a foreign culture

into our walkways and until they do that

look okay look so here's what's on the

itinerary we are going to build a wall

around netflix no more south korean

shows no more shows from spain they're

not woke enough they are not progressive

enough

and they're too conservative

and then

now when it comes to the comedy specials

look okay look

you're fish

sorry

i'm sorry

i'm sorry it just happens

did i break this [ __ ]

sorry it just happens okay

it just happens

don't you dare talk about

look look i know how it sounds okay but

for now

we're only gonna have indigenous white

queer folk okay

and the reason why we're only gonna hire

white people now

is because

not because we like white people i hate

white people i'm white and i hate i i

have so much white guilt okay

but the reason why

i think we need to only have white

people on netflix right now is

well

what listen

white people are just more self-aware

and repentant of their own evil and

people like infrared has

that guy because he comes from a uh you

know barbaric culture i mean i'm not

sorry man that's all i meant it's not

i'm not a racist okay

but because of that

he doesn't have as much guilt or

repentance that i do

and because i'm more guilty and

repentant i'm actually better than

everyone else

okay

and

dave chappelle what is he guilty of he's

not guilty of anything

you know he's not guilty

so and look

we need to put

okay look we're gonna put a temporary

shutdown

on muslims from coming to netflix until

we can figure out what's going on okay

look look the workers are taking over

netflix this is just what this is what's

gotta happen okay

look okay so let's let's

go down the list of the itinerary

some of the things that are on the

itinerary ready

first thing um

we're gonna build a wall around netflix

no more coroners

uh who are not woke

and american enough i mean i mean i hate

america but they're just not they're not

they're not progressive enough okay

south korea no more that's it you know

squid game no there were there were no

queer people in squid game you ever

noticed that there were no queer people

in squid game you ever noticed that

anyway um

we're not we're not letting them

make our movies anymore

and um

another thing is the second thing is

that uh

oh well

we're only gonna have white people do

comedy specials now okay okay it sounds

racist but it's only a temporary measure

because we're gonna educate we're going

to take on the woke man's burden of

sorry the woke

person's

the woke folks burden of educating the

other people and

and um

finally

and this is the last thing is that we

need to put a shutdown on muslim twitch

streamers until we can figure out what's

going on because they're red fast and we

don't know what's going on okay

one

isn't it donald trump

and what

who's the facts that just compared me to

trump

what about these like trump all i said

was i want to build a wall around

netflix and you know

that we need to shut down

muslims like haas so we figure out

what's going on

excuse me

you know what

okay

before

before i go

okay we we have another few things on

the itinerary okay because we can't stop

here okay

we are netflix

and

we're also demanding land back

and in the land back

we demand that netflix

gives

all of america back

to the indigenous people or else

and that's right and if you don't

i'm gonna stare at you just like this

if you don't do the land back

i'm gonna stare at you just like this

okay

ready

know

gonna give it back yet

i can do this all day

all right one sec

hello

what

what's going on hold on you're saying

that in dearborn michigan

the arabs have traditional gender roles

and they believe in traditional

patriarchal oppressive

heteronormative

roles

i'll be right there

all right guys

apparently the muslims in dearborn

michigan are not woke enough

and i am we're antifa we fight fascists

we fight white supremacists and we fight

bigots who are

xenophobic

and look we're going to pay a visit to

the mosque

and we're going to tell those people at

the mosque that they better

change their ways

or else because now i don't know what

desert they came from but now that

they're in my country

you're gonna have to learn

to adjust okay