Infrared Faces Its Most POWERFUL Villain!

i think you're the yankee tanki dude can

you talk normally this is something he

totally do but i don't know if he has

the voice through

i don't even know exactly who this this

individual tanky guy is but i don't

i am paul

okay i'll rogers you again i'll ask you

again

what do you think about samira's retweet

i don't know

and i don't know what retweet you're

talking about accuracy

because it's in your profile description

it's called making fun of haas samir

khan and pete mansfield so you do know

who samira is

um

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yeah this guy's laughing so i'm sure he

has uh really good arguments

so this is mecca taking moments making

fun of haas samir and keaton every day

to expose their hypocrisy let's add them

as a speaker go ahead

why do you insist on doing the most

obscene bullshit i've ever seen within

social media you are producing content

can you uh can you light your cigarette

in the hole that's in your neck again i

can't really hear you that well can you

maybe cough out that hairball cat in the

hat

because i this is the cat in the hat

there's no doubt about that

he's a super duper feline right this

dude's got a motherfucking hairball he's

got to spit out and he's trying to light

his fucking cigarette on his neck

now if i recall correctly you were

spamming the laugh emote

i'm not hearing anyone laughing i'm just

hearing somebody who most likely has

lung cancer and is not going to be with

us within the year okay so first of all

that whole posturing where you're

spamming the laughing emoji was

completely uh just a form of

performative posturing it had no basis

in reality congratulations for admitting

you're a bitch and an insincere pussy

right

but do you have any actual arguments

about the debate i've had

he ran away

i've never seen a bigger pussy than that

they mustered the courage to come on

the space and try and challenge me

and

they were so embarrassed by what they

did

that they just fucking ran away and left

that was the most pathetic performance

i've ever seen in my life

are they still with us

once again here we are with you trying

to destroy the starbucks union and quite

honestly it is you sound like you

disgusting you sound like a kid you

should not be fighting against the

starbucks union okay working people

feed their children

but you are here trying to take the food

out of people's mouths

that is disgusting if everyone is

unionized we're better off and that's

the thing we have to realize

all unionized every person who actually

fights for a union in the workplace they

will be better off what about that is

and that is why you are not

revolutionary you are part of the

regular

is

is

okay

people like you shouldn't even

okay perfect all right they're muted

all right

so

i have to i have to you know

so

you're saying that first of all there's

a number of problematic things um you're

saying right first you're saying i'm

destroying the starbucks labor union

actually was gonna make a tweet about

this earlier because i find it really

pathological i think it's inevitably

gonna fail and you're gonna blame people

like me

even though all i'm doing is pointing

out why communists who are in no way

decisive for the victory of that union

should have nothing to do with the

starbucks thing

should focus on our efforts on something

that actually matters

right so me not giving a fuck about the

starbucks union doesn't mean i'm

destroying the starbucks union or taking

food out of people's mouth in all

honesty

i'm completely fine with starbucks

workers stealing out of the cash

register fuck it i mean if they want i

mean i would never advocate for anything

illegal but like if they broke into

howard schultz's house and like took all

his money and shit do you think i would

care i wouldn't go it's a doggy dog

world get your bread however you want to

get your bread by the way

um people who are immediately concerned

with putting food in their kids mouths

are not going to be participating in the

starbucks union and the reason at least

the efforts to unionize and the reason

for that is because it significantly

increases the risk that you're going to

be fired so if your top priority is just

immediately helping your family you're

probably not going to take the risk to

unionize

it's the people who kind of believe in

it as an ideal and out of principle that

are going to lead the union effort

and it's only going to spread

on the basis of that kind of leadership

so what you're saying is just completely

illogical and then secondly you said we

should support every unionization

attempt period

now

since we are a finite number of people

with finite energy

we obviously cannot be everywhere at

once and we have to take responsibility

for who we choose to prioritize in terms

of representation and who we don't

because given our limited resources it

is of decisive importance that we're

strategic about what we do since there's

so few of us

and by the way in terms of us i'm just

saying anyone who's even claiming to be

a communist there are so few people who

are interested in building a communist

party

that you do have to be strategic about

who you support and who you give

attention to and who you prioritize

um this is not you're not you cannot be

everywhere at once whatsoever

finally

um you know

you said something about families i

don't really think you can support a

family with starbucks

i'm not sure how many people who work at

starbucks

you know i'm sure they exist but i'm

just

even as like a cliche or a trope which

is what you're i think it's more likely

for someone to be a student in debt

which is still an abominable

you know circumstance of slavery yada

yada a young person in debt is probably

more likely to be a starbucks barista

and like a person trying to put food on

their family's table

i could be wrong about that but you know

i would you know let's look up the

demographics of baristas so starbucks

employment demographics i might be wrong

right starbucks employment demographics

starbucks worker demographics

so

starbucks

i'm looking for age

is there anything in terms of age

age

is there really no data for age

there's no fucking data for age

holy fuck

starbucks employment demographics age

um the average age of an employed

barista is 24 years old

here we go barista demographics in the

us

age

the average age is 24

years old so that's

first thing i could find

so i don't think people really consider

this a job that you can support a family

off of right

um

i just don't

51 of baristas are

20 to 30 years old

13 are 30 to 40 and only six percent are

40 plus years old

um as for the rest i presume that they

are under 20. okay

so i mean even even like this fucking

entire tirade you went off

where you're trying to scream at me for

like harming families and shit i mean

like

like even if it was true that i was a

union buster which i'm not it's just

really not true right

in the first place um this is this

initiative is not primarily being led by

people trying to feed their families

it is

probably led by people you know who um

are sick of the bullshit of having to

work at starbucks

you know whatever i mean whatever the

reasons are i'm not trying to say their

reasons are illegitimate

i just don't think that it's relevant

for communists

whatsoever

uh at least in the present stage

in the future if

you know

if there's actually a working-class

movement good communists have a stance

on i see the thing is if there was a

working-class movement i don't think

this shit would exist in the first place

there would either be you know

a broad political movement to destroy

the service industry or at best there

there could be resources for an

independent union

that's communist-led or something

but it's like

i don't see how you could logically say

this is something communists should give

a fuck about right now i just don't

so i'm gonna unmute this screaming

fucking pussy

and hopefully they will have a coherent

argument

go ahead

you should understand

that any money team taken out of the

monopoly capitalists in their wallets

is a benefit for the working class

so therefore because of that reality

yeah you're wrong it makes the most

sense to support every labor movement

which by the way i don't see you going

and doing anything to actually support

any movements

unless you have a fucking doordash order

or some shit and then they cry about it

okay

okay

so i'm gonna respond to that

the first thing you said is that we

should support any attempt to remove

money from capital

that was the case then we should support

capital more than anyone else

the inherent tendency of capital in the

ruling class right now is to burn as

much money as they can and throw it away

in the most wasteful manner and moreover

even if you were right

since fiat money isn't actually

commodity money they can just print more

right so they pretty much have unlimited

money so no you're wrong we shouldn't

support anything no they don't have

unlimited money because the reality of

china and russia and the rest of the

anti-imperialist bloc prevents the money

extraction from the global south to

stabilize fiat currency as we speak at

this very time even countries like saudi

arabia and israel are currently

switching to the chinese yawn it doesn't

matter there's an unlimited supply of

money in terms of taking money from the

capitalists there is uh

objectively well you're not actually

taking money from the capitalists at

that point if that's the reality you're

taking the capital

the capital

the capitals don't care about this money

because money is just a unit of account

capitalists care more about data than

they give a fuck about money

money is is is downstream

from the more money that is in the hands

of the working class people of the

country means that they have the more

resources that actually organize their

workplace and their community so it is

just false that that taking money from

the capital does not mean it's the

working class okay so i'm gonna mute you

if you're gonna keep it i'm gonna meet

you briefly okay

just because i don't want to be

interrupted here there's no reason to

assume that

for example the only thing separating a

barista

from a google engineer is the barista

doesn't get paid shit right but if a

barista was a cozy job and it was like a

nice job that people were comfortable

with and gave him a lot of resources and

shit

their loyalty would be with starbucks it

would cement their loyalty to the

institution

and to capital itself

now the reason that's not true for the

productive laborers and this is why it's

decisive is that even though they get

paid

higher than most of the american working

class

that's immaterial why

because their

their labor is not based on the

reproduction of institutions or

artificially contrived forms of

sociality it's based on actual material

labor

that is why you will never be able to

fully bribe the productive working class

whereas i mean it would be really easy

to bribe starbucks employees and cement

their loyalty to imperialism i mean that

would effectively turn them into a labor

aristocracy because there would be no

way

there would be no root

base among these starbucks laborers

with which you could approach and say

hey you know what do you have to lose

you have nothing to lose join this

broader movement well now they have a

great deal to lose because

they're now attached to their

institution

um in a way that they weren't before

this is why google employees and grad

students and others will never be

revolutionary okay unless there's like

individual exceptions as a class they

will never be revolutionary never okay

there's a reason for that

so what you're saying is just fucking

wrong

now you're you're also saying something

like we should take as much resources

from the hands of capitalists as we can

but you're not doing that

with the starbucks unionization

initiative

um

starbucks is not going to have any if

starbucks completely disappeared let's

just say it completely disappeared no it

would not make a dent on imperialism the

basis of imperialism is not

starbucks starbucks is a symptom

of you know a more fundamental

relation

and not relation between people moreover

but relation between countries and

relation between polarities

that's why starbucks exists it doesn't

fucking exist because

it's the source of capitalist revenue

actually i would even argue

starbucks is not things like starbucks

are not the source of anything

except i mean units of account

that's what the revenue amounts to it's

if they're these units of accounts

which factor

in terms of financial capital

and derivative profits

but those are again units of account of

a more fundamental exploitative

relationship based on imperialism

that's where the actual fucking money is

you can get rid of all these dumb

fucking companies and nothing means if

new ones would take their place that are

founded upon the same exploitative

relationship of imperialism you can get

rid of starbucks mcdonald's and all

these other dumb fucking companies and

it won't matter because new ones will

just take their place why because all

these fucking companies

ultimately are downstream from the

fundamental

imperialist uh

relations of exploitation between

polarities and peripheries

and uh between countries

go ahead

so you believe that i and all of my

fellow working people should start

because remember that 60 to 70 percent

of the economy

is the service industry there is nowhere

else to go there is no quote

productive jobs for us

so that means we are forced to stay in

poverty we are forced okay you're just

repeating the same thing over and over

again so i'm just gonna mute you and

respond okay and if i missed something

you can just open with what i missed

because i don't like when people go off

tangents we're just repeating the same

like diatribe i'm starving i have

nowhere else to i mean your point is

taken you have to repeat that a thousand

more times your point is taken okay

as far as your actual point is concerned

my message for you and your friends is

as an individual i have no fucking

political message for you and there's

two reasons why i don't have a political

message for you one

you and your friends are not constituted

as a class you don't represent even

starbucks workers you don't even

represent service workers you're just

individuals insofar as you're engaging

me in this capacity the second reason is

that even if you were constituted as

some kind of social mass i am just an

individual i'm not a party only a party

can actually give a message to a social

mass me as an individual

my advice for you is you know i don't

fucking know

uh this is a doggy dog world so secure

life for yourself before anything

that's my advice for everyone do you the

most you can to get by in the best way

you can

but the patent truth is that everyone

who's telling you that oh unionizing is

going to make your life better that's a

socially targeted form of rhetoric that

is not actual worthwhile individual

advice one person can give to another

it's just not whether a union is going

to see succeed or not is up in the air

there's so many factors that decide

whether that's possible it's a social

initiative there's no guarantee in that

an individual is giving you advice and

saying oh if you want to improve your

wife life you should engage in a

revolution they're not talking to you as

an individual they're talking to you as

an anonymous social subject of their

political project which is actually

pretty fucked up that's actually why you

know we have people on twitter and on

the internet we don't have a culture of

people who actually help each other we

just have a culture of people who are

like i'm gonna apply some universal

standard of how you should be helped in

your life

you know based on some contrived view of

of uh what i think is the universal all

these young girls who are trying to get

oh just starting only fans there's

nothing wrong with only fans only fans

is uh become a sex worker because i've

decided universally that you know

there's nothing morally wrong with it

they don't care that at the individual

level they're telling that person

to basically fuck their life up forever

and and accumulate so much trauma so

much like you know scars they don't give

a fuck about that right all they care

about is addressing them as an anonymous

social subject likewise anybody who's

giving you advice as an individual who's

telling you to put your own life on the

line when there's like no mass party or

anything oh yeah go put your go risk

your fucking job and put your life on

the line

because this is what's gonna make your

life better in the immediate sense

i'm sorry they don't have your best

interests at heart what they're actually

telling you is i don't give a fuck about

you individually i just see you as like

a proxy for this hypothetical social

subject i want to use for my political

project

you know the truth is is that

the people who are going to lead

building a communist party which is by

the way something we don't have right

now those aren't the people who are

going to be interested in self-interest

they're going to be doing it selflessly

because they believe in the cause

they're not going to be fucking doing it

to make their lives materially better

these are going to be the people

who have the choice and have the option

to live

very wealthy lives by and large but

choose to turn their back on that

because they believe in the ideas these

are going to be the people who are doing

it for the cause

not for self-interest

self-interest is only going to factor at

a political scale okay it's not gonna

factor in terms of motivations for

organizing at this stage

there's no established communist party

and there's no fucking workers movement

so don't give me this fucking shit

what should me and my friends do

now as for the predicament of 80 of

people who are working in the service

industry right now

the way that i think they can be

addressed is first and foremost

from the perspective not only of a an

established party but a party movement

whose main base and rank and file in

terms of the mass movement

is the productive working class that

that will be the platform upon which

eighty percent of the population can

finally be addressed as a subject why

because that platform will have a

minimal program it'll help it'll have a

program that says we want to reduce the

the hours of the workday we want to

abolish the service industry

we want to give everyone productive jobs

want to make more jobs and make more

wealth and make more production and that

will be a political demand and that is

going to be the baseline with which

this 80 percent can be addressed as a

subject

you are not going to address this 80 as

a subject either in so far as their

individuals like this crazy fuck that

i'm talking to right now or

as a hypothetical union

of people getting together with the help

of the established unions i mean you

want me to give you my fucking advice i

think you should see a fucking

i think you should see a fucking doctor

and get your fucking head checked i

think you have a genuine mental illness

that's what i fucking think i think you

need to fucking put some ice cubes on

your throat or some shit put those

fucking cigarettes down because it's

already done enough of a number on you

by the looks of it

and i most of all i think you need to

fucking grow the fuck up

and stop screaming and yelling and moral

and emotional indignation because it

sounds like to me you're trying to

displace your personal grievances into a

political ideology

which is what people who are mentally

ill do there's no fucking ideology

that's gonna save you there's no

political movement that's gonna save you

personally get your fucking life in

order and stop throwing that on others

no one's gonna fucking help you dude

this is the doggy dog world that's my

fucking truth to you

now if there was a communist movement or

a mass movement maybe it'd be different

but there isn't right now

so

you have to fucking face the facts of

the world we live in period

give me a second

okay

now i'll meet you

well if you want

society to be better if you actually are

going to make that argument then you

need to actually get and actually build

something instead of trying to take over

the cp usa thank you an absolute waste

of time and energy

all you are doing is effectively trying

to take over something that was used as

a mechanism for the united states

government to take down the soviet union

and that's part of the reason they have

a close relationship with china right

now but you refuse to acknowledge that

reality you want to push this absolute

bullshit with trying to take over the

cpu usa you can't make it happen it's

joseon's retirement plan you can't take

over the cpu and say actually build an

organization instead of jacking off on

the internet like some sort of tweet

this cannot be a real person

my my mic was my mic was muted why can't

we take over the cpusa tell us

you can't take other cpus because it is

already a asset of the u.s state

department

okay hypothetically speaking let's say

that's true and i have my suspicions

about uh who's pulling the strings with

the leadership that has not been

formally established or formally proven

yet

and there's no way to formally establish

whether a party or an organization is

i think if you can get the majority of

people in the cpu usa

to adopt a line opposite to the

leadership and the leadership still goes

against the majority including all their

delegates circumventing the formal

protocols and formal process that the

organization uses to legitimate itself

that would would be a legitimate grounds

for a split but having a different item

is already happening if you just want to

do that join the pc usa

listen pc usa was one fucking club of

dissidents so obviously it's going to be

easy for them to liquidate one club of

dissidents

species usa was never able to get the

majority

and you will never get the majority

either because you push away people that

already are a member of the pc usa and

already are members of the cpusa that

are actually members of the cpi so how

can we quite honestly take your thought

process into any

i don't need people like you why do you

i'm growing my plan is to grow

and as i grow i want to put more you

don't need people like me but the

reality is that there are a bunch of

people that have similar thought

processes as they do and they are not as

extreme standing and updated as i

the can is i've done a much better job

at growing the amount of people who

listen to what i say all the people that

come and listen to you are a bunch of

internal idiots

i'm just gonna mute you you're missing

the point even if you were right about

all of those characterizations

they are joining the party in mass and

we're responsible for a huge spike in

people joining the party all i have to

do is scale up that model

correlating with my growth as a as a

quote-unquote influencer

and hypothetically there's there's no

real reason why

uh you know democratically speaking

the cpusa's own

structures

should be able to prevent this from

happening unless

they circumvent the very foundational

um

democratic centralism of the party which

yeah would be grounds for a split i just

don't buy this idea that disagreeing

with the leadership ideologically is

enough to form your own party if you

keep forming parties based on your

disagreements ideologically you're just

going to reproduce a culture of

sectarianism

and how do you even respond to that how

are you not just reproducing a culture

of sectarianism

if you think you can found a party

based on your interpretations and your

ideas and your ideology don't you

recognize that a party represents a more

fundamental collectivity and a more

fundamental

social unity

than one individual's ideas or even a

group of individuals as ideas

algomated it's it's a purport

of association

based on an independent working-class

party now even if you don't think that

they're living up to that purport

formally and historically speaking that

is still the purport of the party its

existence up to this point so unless you

can somehow prove which i think will be

proven to be honest with you

that the party has circumvented its own

formal methods

of legitimating itself and goes against

the majority

by that time

the social infrastructure for a split

will be in case if the majority of the

cpusa

you know they have the elections and

everything and that the leadership still

refuses to abandon the democrats

there will be a split that actually will

probably destroy the cpu usa

um

and that much is just this so it's like

even in the case of a split then where

it be legitimized

it it won't it wouldn't have destroyed

the goal the goal would uh march forward

in a new form and actually we would keep

the name cp usa no matter what

go ahead

so quite frankly from what i gather is

that you have no real understanding of

the bureaucracy that goes on in cp usa

you have no idea that the bureaucracy is

set up in such a way that you cannot

really hold any real elections

everything is democratically centric you

will never

ever figure out how exactly it fucking

works you're not intelligent enough to

understand how the party operates and

the body operates as a hand of the c.i.a

and that is the reality that you will

not come to terms with

this

all right so

i do know how it works i do know that

they choose delegates

themselves and it's not the direct

election

however if the atmosphere within the

cpusa became so drastic

that the majority of clubs the majority

of people most importantly

possess a specific sentiment while

committing to democratic centralism

and there is such an affront to that by

the c the the the leadership doesn't

even compromise on that point in any

capacity

that would be grounds and plus

i mean

there are ways to climb the ranks in the

cpusa just by gaining the trust of the

uh the leadership and that's something

we've been doing believe it or not

there's many layers to take the kia

doesn't just mean you conceal that

you're an infrared supporter takia also

means you conceal your views on the

democrats as well

once you get into these positions of

power based on trust

um you know when the time comes

based on democratic centralism

that bureaucracy will have no way of

suppressing the way of the wind just

won't

you have no information

lake intelligence supporters

realistically you can't expect your

followers to have the capability to

actually be then distinctly successfully

they will ultimately and will fail

can you tell me why you're talking we

already have insiders in the cpusas

not the top leadership but below that

and below these ranks people will reveal

themselves in due time because they're

not intelligent enough to conceal

themselves well it's been like a year

and they haven't so

can you actually imagine if they are

actually feeding you the truth they

probably just want to make sure that

you're in their pocketbook

no i haven't this is not a real person i

have proof and confirmation of these

things

so you know what you're saying is just

not true

the plan

i'm not gonna show you my fucking

receipts and reveal the fuck my our guys

okay

and our girls quote unquote

the point that you are an absolute fool

you're not making an argument you're

just making assertions

my associates are correct because

ultimately we have seen the reality we

have seen what is has at the infrared it

is absolute bollocks incapable of

actually achieving anything that at all

only be able to get a bunch of money

all of your in real life initiatives

and i've

i've done this by the way so i've seen

this firsthand it'll only ever amount to

trying to spread information

you do it with leaflets and it never

does anything maybe get you a few more

members

i have accomplished something i've grown

a pretty big audience and a pretty big

following now that hasn't led to any

material changes

obviously but that is a very important

first step

which most leftists fail at

and i mean it's just objectively true

most of your parties and most of your

sects

fail at step one which is just like

is anyone listening to you does anyone

care what you say

so

i'm going to have to let mecha god on

so you're going to have to wrap it up

mega thank you or give us a new argument

ultimately at the end of the day we know

that you will fail you will never

succeed at anything

you are simply a husk or the cia you are

synthetic left no different from those

that you say you are

different from

you

are

a synthetic leftness

you're calling me names i'm asking you

to make arguments okay you're just

calling me names and you're you're um

yelling

can you give me an argument

wait let me talk to this guy the

argument is you

are an absolute idiot and you will never

succeed at anything so again that is not

an argument it's an assertion you will

fail and it is so obvious

again it's not an argument it's just an

assertion you haven't tried to justify

that in any way we're waiting for an

argument

the argument is that clearly based on

how you

try to cultivate an audience an audience

of dingbats an audience of idiots an

audience incapable of ladies is there

any proof that that's just not your

opinion

um

and how do you measure that is just

because like you disagree with them

theoretically and you don't like our

style and you just don't like how we

present ourselves i feel like that's a

very subjective

evaluation

um

of of my audience

so i would like you to prove

before you come to a conclusion based on

that unjustified premise please prove

the premise

we know because every single leftist

tendency that exists within the united

states that exists inside of the global

south that exists within the far east i

have one nothing to do with your

idiocracy you are okay i can easily

refute that that's not true

um

to the extent that we have made

connections with foreign communists

we've been very successful

and uh as a matter of fact there's

factions within foreign communist

movements

that agree with infrared

believe it or not

so what you're saying is just not true

and even if it was true um

i think there's this thing what western

mls do

where instead of building their own

communist traditions they just look to

foreign communists as like sources of

legitimation and authority which is

pretty fucking pathetic

um and it just proves that you don't

have your own backbone you don't have

the even in it you don't even have the

willingness to try and build your own

domestic

uh you know national communist tradition

you just you just want to fucking like

dick measure like oh well luna oil likes

to be better than you no luna i don't

give a fuck about luna white i don't

care okay and and uh if you're saying

foreign communist movements want nothing

to do with me i mean even if that's true

why would they i'm a media guy i am not

a communist party leader there's we

there's no reason we would have formal

relations i

broadcast my stream in english and if

foreign communists are primarily

consumers of english media i'm not so

sure

that i'd want anything to do with them

in the first place to be honest with

some exceptions in that those exceptions

maybe being india or english-speaking

countries

you know but you know beyond that it's

like i feel like it you know english

is you know the party's watching me in

english i mean

in a country that's not primarily

speaking english you know i just i don't

know it's kind of sus to be completely

honest but i'm not a communist leader

i'm a youtuber

i'm not sure why any foreign communist

movements have to have anything to do

with me or what i'm trying to do because

when i'm i mean what i'm trying to do is

um

i'm trying to actualize something that

hasn't been actualized yet once i

succeed we'll talk about what they want

to do with me or how that impacts the

international fraternal relations

between parties

but like

your point is nonsensical it doesn't

prove anything

and this is why ultimately we know that

kenneth

will be the actual leader of the

communist movement in the united states

and not you logan

hey i mean like i would love for caleb

to be the leader of a american communist

movement

and if he was a leader of the if he did

succeed at that i mean

like i i i

you know i would obviously

acknowledge that it's just like like

no one's close to there's not even a

communist movement right now so i'm just

i don't

like what are you even saying like why

would that even be relevant

um

me and caleb are not part of the same

party we're not part of us a common

party

it's not like we're vying for leadership

in some party i'm literally just a

youtuber so

i would like you to explain what what

the relevancy of that statement is

clearly more regulation

what the hell is wrong with you bro

so okay my other question is are you the

yankee tanky

it can't be his back is too arced to

make such a voice man mike are you the

yankee tanky

you you're unusual

fuck

but no

my name is paul rogers and i am

the one who loves

you

what the hell is going on here

your name is paul rogers

yes the original paul rogers

all right new character just dropped

i've never heard of paul rodgers is like

how could you have never heard of paul

rogers clearly he's a famous person you

can tell by the smoker voice can you um

is that a real is that like a celebrity

i'm fucking like paul rogers i don't i

don't know but look i'm saying so yeah

paul rogers is a fucking british singer

songwriter and is that true you're

claiming to be

no i am the

rogers the guy who owns 1936 junkyard

i am the master of trash removal

do you have a youtube channel

no i don't i don't usually participate

in social media but i realized when i

was at my last party meeting there's

this new guy named afraid on the

interwebs so i had to go and check him

out and see what he was all about turns

out you're a bunch of

bullshit i think you're the yankee tanky

dude can you talk normally this is

something he'd totally do but i don't

know if he has the voice for this that's

the thing i don't even know exactly who

this this individual tanky guy is but i

don't

let's be very clear about this my name

is paul

rogers i looked up 1936 junkyard i can't

find anything about a knife so why is

the yankee tanki the only person who

retweets

your content

i i don't even know who this tanky

fellow is i don't know what you're

talking about who is this guy

i think it's the yankee tanki i think

it's you can why don't you just come out

come out of your main account and well

i'll bring you up as a speaker just go

come on yeah if you're all come in your

main account and i'll bring you on as a

speaker i still don't know what you're

talking

no

come on yankee let's let's go give us

i will

all right

would you be okay with leaving and then

hypothetically the yankee tank he might

come on and i'll bring him up would you

be okay with that

i don't know

you've talked a lot you've talked a lot

so do you want to give the yankee thank

you some uh

some room to speak

i don't know who you're talking about

but you can put it on you don't really

like it

it's just it's just uh it's just a guy

who's also critical of the show and he

he wants he probably wants to speak so

would you give him some room to speak

wait can i he can speak if he wants to

i don't know what to tell him why are

you trying to get me this guy you know

your real voice just answer this please

i need to know that's not your real name

this is my real life this is my real

voice

i know that i heard your voice

i heard i'm sorry my friend i heard your

voice revert back to a normal state for

a split second because it cracked and i

could have i think it's the yankee tanki

it probably seems that's absolute

bullshit i don't know who you're talking

about but my name is

is god real what are your views on islam

and judaism islam is okay i guess just

like uh you know

hinduism is okay

i don't know i didn't

talk about god i don't really care so

what what do you think about

we me wearing um

uh wife beaters

is that like history

who cares

is that hypocritical

for me to wear those

what are you even talking about it's

just a wife meter like islam okay oh

damn you're really not the yankee tanki

are you

no yankee tanking knows that everybody

everybody has heard what do you think

about samira's retweet of that one tweet

what do you what do you think about that

oh you don't know samira

yes he does no no yes he's okay you know

it's him let's him look at his

description okay he's faking it he's

faking it look at his description look

at his description this is this is

somebody faking it it's definitely

yankee i think it's either

somebody else don't say who you messed

up you messed up because it's in your

description bro her name is in your

description so oh my

okay i'll ask you again i'll ask you

again what do you think about samira's

retweet

i don't know

and i don't know what retweet you're

talking about accuracy

because it's in your profile description

it's called making fun of haas samira

khan and keaton mansfield so you do know

who samira is

um

i don't know what you're talking about

all right

okay

this is not your real voice this is

you're saying what you're saying

give me a second

oh my god it's still good it's too good

you can't be serious i'm sorry this i

can't i don't know who this is all right

so so yankees

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can you just talk as yankee because this

is really uh

i don't know

who it is

okay you first of all this is why i know

you're yankee okay

first of all if you're gonna make a

mecca tankies posting moments

and you have samira khan in your

description you know who samir is if

you're following us that closely

i don't know who you're talking about

his real voice did you hear his real

voice

did you hear it i heard his real voice

there foreign

which is the yankee tanki and that much

is pretty much in dispute

yankee

what's the problem

what's your problem with him

hey he is some sort of fake southerner i

would say that's pretty obvious

what do you think about peace prosperity

in the people's

democracy what the fuck is is that some

sort of slogan or some shit

why do you know who keaton mansfield has

in samir khan

can you answer my friend why do you hold

on how do you know a long time ago

probably a year ago or so

no it's not from a year ago what are you

talking about you made this account like

a week ago less than

like

i made this camera a few days ago

because i discovered through being at my

party meeting who these fucking infrared

people were

you're in the cpr

i'm in the pc

usa oh

okay so you do know who these people are

why are you okay why do you keep

switching not knowing who samir is can

you at least admit you knew who samir is

i don't know who you're talking about

but i do know who you're talking about

you have them in your description of

your profile

i don't know who that is

do you know who's samira you're in pc

usa you know who that is

but i do not know who that is

do you know who's samira khan is

i don't know who that is but i don't

know who that is okay can you say are

you something's wrong with you i don't

know i don't know what's wrong with this

weird voice dude okay why is samira khan

in your fucking description

and why wouldn't i i don't know what

you're talking about but i didn't know

who you're talking about

i know you are the yankee tanki i know

you are okay i know you are

dude i know who you are i know it's you

dude i've been told

your friends exposed you your friends

told me it's you dude all right what

friends i have no friends i'm just down

here in new orleans trying to figure

things out

are your friends

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i know the true idea

you're demonic okay you need a damn

exorcism right now do you want me to

call somebody i can i can get an

exorcist right now

yeah that was the demon that was

uh who is brady shields are you brady

shields

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are you brady shields

are there any yankee tanky associates

who'd like to come up here and confirm

that this is him

this is fucking him

oh my goodness what is wrong what's

wrong with this person like i said

talking like a demon he talks and sounds

like a demon i don't think it's talking

the way of the truth the way in the

lives

yeah can you talk normally

yeah please i am speaking normally just

because you do not recognize how i speak

doesn't mean i ain't speaking the truth

no you speak like a damn possessed like

epileptic patient okay

can someone bring him

someone dm the yankee tanki tom to come

okay if if if yankee tanki joins at the

same time as this person

then this means that this isn't yankee

tanki but this is a demonic emanation

coming from all the sin that he has

committed in the world

and that's why we can't figure out who

it is because it's not a who it's

literally just like some sort of jinn

that's come here to deceive people and

spread evil in the world

where somebody is

an hour ago so i'm pretty sure he's

still around

so go ahead and uh

someone dm the yankee thank you to come

on

and nobody can dm him he only has like a

give money thing on his profile no i

cannot get the emma

if for everybody here for future

reference if you want to know whether or

not the person you're speaking to is a

demon if they start speaking in

gibberish and acting like this just know

that you're not talking to a human being

you are talking to a jin

do you collect pokemon cards you sound

like the kind of person to collect

pokemon cards

oh wait is he here yeah he's here bring

him up he's here

yeah bring him over right now

come up right now come up right now and

speak i want you and this mecca person

to speak at the same time all right yeah

but

come on i can't i can't you have to

invite it because you're the uh we're

gonna invite him to speak

speak now

i i requested him

if the if he comes up and this by the

way this mecha person went silent are

you there can you speak the mecca guy

left

oh my goodness see yeah it's him it's

him hey hey get back here what are you

doing we know it's you fucking proven

he

left it's fucking proven dude why

is this recording why would you lie

about that invite to speak

come all right come on up and

i want him before you ask him a question

i want to ask him why his neck is so

arched i want to ask him how he got that

perfect like roman aqueduct neck

he left he said i'd like to talk to you

privately outside of space

yeah yeah it's you it's him it's himbo

he left he left by the way but it's him

it's him 100 him yankee tank he just

came here fucking like this

and uh

and uh you know started uh

saying a bunch of gibberish i don't know

what's wrong with these damn people so

that was the yankee tanki all right that

that was the yankee tanking there's no

doubt about that

he left the space

oh look

right as uh yankee leaves the space

mecha tanky comes back what you're

talking about i just got disconnected

stop stop stop stop it was my life he

literally he literally left yankee

joined the space

yankee left and then mecha tanky came

back dude can you both be here at the

same time

i don't know what to tell you because i

don't even know just how you're talking

about why did your voice change why did

your voice change my voice changes

because i have been smoking cigarettes

for the last 50 years if you need to

know okay i i'm sorry stop with the

weird demo so wait what is what is your

new what is this name it's uh roger what

paul rogers paul rogers

my name is as he said

yankee tanky i can literally see the

grease rolling off of your lips every

single time you pronounce it my name is

paul rogers i don't know who you're

talking about but i'll have you know i

am very overweight i'm actually

478 pounds

yankee tank he admits that he is 470

pounds all right so paul rogers

can you um

can you explain to us

uh

why you i just you just did this to have

some fun on a saturday

because quite honestly the shrimp

barbecue broke down and i had to be able

to stick together

so i thought maybe i'll go and check out

what's going on that much to see what's

up you know then i saw you ahead of

space and i knew i hadn't told you

did you collect pokemon cards today

yankee tanki did you collect your uh

your shiny pokemon cards whatever

they're called

what the hell is pokemon

okay so i don't know why you're

pretending as if you're not the kind of

person to do something like that but

yankee tanki we know what you do i play

magic together now we know that you

don't have a grill you don't have a

grill

you have a stove to cook yourself

extremely greasy like baby burgers every

day to fuel your extreme

obesities known as

oh praise the lord

no stop being a demon and stop being fat

that kind of sounds

well as you can see i don't really care

if someone's religious but i myself am a

holy man

okay uh

what religion uh do you belong to

the religion of the flags there's

another there's another alt in here and

mecca tanki's posting their elves

there's another way the religion of the

what

the flying

the

pestitarian

he's the one who they they they they're

like some like wait did you say did you

say uh pasta tyrion he said pasta

farmers

who exactly are you

i'm uh

the name that you have in your

description

uh what what exactly name do i have to

rest my description what do you mean

quite honestly

i think cause you you need to do an a

live exorcism right now

do you think do you think your activity

might be symptoms of monkey pox

actually i wouldn't even be surprised

i've had this big tank cash in my

forehead for the last 13 days demon

wait are you aware of how monkey pox

spreads

you you're aware of how it spreads

yes this is the tightest

through the what

what

the twitter

the the what the tortoise

that is

is that is that is that um

is that you think it's possible that you

might have acquired it

hey now i may have been late what the

fuck do you think this is

all right all right so you don't have

monkey pox all right got it

sorry

um

you tweeted the other day that you were

considering uh converting to islam

is that still

where did your hatred of god come from

hate god i have a god

yeah like no you're fat you're indeed

what happened in your life

don't i don't want to mute everyone i

want to just ask him all right mega

tanky

what happened in your life that you

broke with uh

your parents religion like what happened

well there was this one day where my

father told me you said

you must follow the true path you must

be

the leader of the weak the broken and

the damned

okay can can you stop quoting like

really bad songs listened to by ugly

ugly gremlin demonic anglo demons

something for you

and tell me what you think

all right

i wrote something for you mecca

i i wrote something down for you mecca

tanki can i read it to you is that okay

is it a pen

yes it is

i'm a poet

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jesus christ

exercise that shit

you will never take away

all right i declare myself a priest

i'm not sanctioned by the vatican all

right thank you for your service fuck

that vatican they don't have you they

lied to me yankee what what happened in

your life that led you to um

mock religion like this like why do you

despise religion

well uh there was this unicorn and it

shoved its big giant horn directly at my

urethra and it hadn't been the same

since demon stop being a demon

okay so

i can't

yankee i've never seen the side of

yankee tanki but

um

you've had problems with religion in

your life

that have led you to this moment

i don't have no problems

yeah but it sounds like your religion is

kind of like nihilistic and stuff right

actually it's actually pretty cool we

get to have cookies every tuesday

yeah but like it kind of sounds like

you're trying to make a parody of

religions

to be honest well parody this nonsense

perfect do i look like some sort of uh

weird al yankovic

yeah what are you talking about oh my

goodness so i

so you um

you're a pasta farian

yeah it's like it's like a mockery of

religion so like what led you to this

point no it's not imaginary of religion

it's me embracing my own religion

yeah yeah of course so um

i have to ask you a question um

do you uh

do you is there any like reason you have

such a resentment of religion because i

think that's why you don't like

cookies and milk every christmas so i

can't really complain

i see

like it's make-believe like santa claus

right but

i think that's not that no it's totally

real chelsea

yeah yeah so clearly you're like

very

adamant about the atheism stuff right

absolutely not easiest a religious thing

so i just want to ask you like where did

religion fail you in life i'm sure it

did everything has failed me that's why

i'm a pastor

seems like you're kind of resisting you

know the question

no they're not resisting the question

i'm just ah

you know which god do you worship

the past again

all right so yankee um

again you keep bringing up this thank

you each other i don't know who this

eggy fella is he retweeted you all day

today

his hat's kind of weird

i don't like his beard it's not really

grinding around the cheeks a little

weird

so you do know yankee tanky i'm glad you

finally admitted i'm looking for his

profile right now because you're so

insistent on then this idea like i'm

your yankee tanki what the fuck is a

fucking yankee tanky

i mean you seemed quite friendly with

him are we gonna be able to talk to

yankee tanki at all tonight

you're talking to the most amazing

person in the world why would you need

to talk to anyone else but me all right

so uh

you're saying but you said earlier

you're like a communist and stuff right

he's a he said he's saying i promise

i'll have you know i i stand in the

tradition

of bill hayes

of whom

the gravy is happy

you're what

bill hayes

is prostitarianism compatible

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with thinking of alphabetically never

heard of bill hayes all right

i've never heard of bill hayes

you were talking about cpi earlier

what's your uh relationship with caleb

maupin do you have one or do you i do

not have a relationship with that

gentleman i think he wears a real snazzy

suit and that's the most i can really

say

and talk about jackson hinkle what is

your views on him

oh he's all right you know he's got a

little bit of the past something going

on which you know

pc usa i definitely appreciate about but

i will say

jackson hinkle he's really long just

like you are when it comes to labor well

i'll give you credit you guys because

russia you're doing it with china you

get credit there a little few brownie

points for you you know

i thought you didn't know us can i just

say this is making me a little sad

because i know that yankee tanki as a

child would do this into in front of his

parents when they would tell him not to

do something and he didn't and he wanted

to keep doing it as like a sort of like

weird coping mechanism and he hasn't

grown out of it ever since

it's making me very sad to see that

there's people who like who are like

this may god

heal everybody like this on the earth

and make them

right

why you think i missed this this picture

back i think you're back

in your next girl

compared to

why did you leave as soon as yankee

tanki joined the space

i don't know what you're talking about

because i didn't even see anyone join or

leave the space i got disconnected on my

phone man

why as soon as yankee tanki came in okay

sure

it's not my phone i got a fucking

t-mobile server

it's fine i get it

why do you think pc usa is a more viable

option than cpu essay well there's no

parties that are actually valuable

that's just be real the reason

with the cpi which is really only the

only real legitimate organization we

know your yankee thank you just stop you

we know you're him just talking what's

your status with these again i do not

know what you're talking about i don't

know

he felt

obviously i see him on my fucking tweet

who cares

no i'm not i am a real legitimate guy

down south in new orleans can i just

start a few more questions uh what is

your standing with the pc usa are you in

the pc usa

or are you just a fan hey member uh pc

usa that is scratch

since when

since i joined about uh four years ago

okay

were you ever in cpi

no but

from my friends they've been saying that

the cpi has been doing some good things

so who are these friends i'm curious

what do you think about schopenhauer

hill

can you tell me

can you tell me why you're keeping this

shit up can we just talk to the yankee

tanki

i don't know

who you're talking about yes obviously i

know you think of this guy i know

that's been like retweeting my

rogers if he admits he's the yankee

tanky paul rogers ceases to be right but

can paul rogers please step out of the

room and let yankee tanky in the room

you don't even have to admit your

hypnosis

exists within eternity and will not be

leaving this room that's okay

um but with that being said

i am not the yankee tanker

what you're saying is we're not talking

to the yankee tanki tonight

you are talking to paul rogers all right

uh we're not gonna be able to talk to

the yankee tanki tonight right only paul

rogers

i mean you might be able to talk to the

yankee tanki but i'm not the yankee

tanky so i'm not here to answer that

question

dude i don't know

listen can so

is paul rogers not gonna give space to

someone else

paul rogers can give space to anyone who

wants the occupant of space but i am

so unless yankee comes paul is done bye

paul

i'd wait i do have i do have a proposal

for him

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wait is he not does he not realize what

account he's on

wait wait wait wait wait speak speak

speak

wait a minute

oh

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that's how i fucking know