RUSSIAN SPECIAL OPERATION AGAINST UKRAINIAN AGGRESSION [2022-02-24]

2022-02-26
supposedly chernobyl is taken yeah i
heard about that too
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russia ftw
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this in nato it's nothing personal
it's nothing personal this is our
multi-polar world that's arising you
just didn't you're not you don't have a
realistic assessment of the situation
you see
i mean you really thought you were gonna
use ukraine as a little attack dog as a
little chihuahua to pester and poke the
russian bear well you've just awakened
to the reality
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we have so much we have so much
disinformation to counter today it's
unfucking real
we have so much this oh my god now
they're talking about protests in moscow
it's absolutely unfucking believable how
much [Β __Β ] disinformation we have to
break down and combat today and again
this is the only [Β __Β ] place you're
gonna get an actual breakdown of the
fake news and the fake [Β __Β ]
disinformation coming from the pro us
imperialist [Β __Β ] shows the
pro-imperialist shows the mainstream
media the deep state don't trust the
goddamn [Β __Β ] thing you see on twitter
do not trust the goddamn [Β __Β ] thing
you see on twitter
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i don't get it where's the full-scale
invasion have the tanks rolled into kiev
where's the occupation
have the tanks rolled into kiev yet
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other tanks in kiev yet what's going on
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we have so much to break down i don't
even know where to [Β __Β ] begin i
literally just woke up okay i literally
just woke up so we're gonna start this
slowly right
and we're actually gonna begin with a
spec ops timeline of what has happened
so far okay
how there's some [Β __Β ] glitch let me
just
fix this [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
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no
russia does not want ukraine at all
they don't want ukraine to be used as a
[Β __Β ] military base
where they're going to have a [Β __Β ]
knife at their throat by nato okay not
only that they want to protect the
russians that are living in the eastern
part of ukraine historically called
novoracia right the donbass plus crimea
crimea has already been annexed the
donbass these are all historically
russian regions and ukraine is sending
these thugs these genocidal neo-nazi
scum to the region to harass terrorize
and attack the people living there so
russia wants to put an end to all that
[Β __Β ] and all that [Β __Β ] nonsense
and they gave ukraine a chance to
implement the minsk accords ukraine
refused so russia decided to recognize
the republics and then ukraine
in its infinite stupidity
still decided to keep up and ramp up the
shelling and the attacks
against the lpr and the dpr so russia
then said you know what [Β __Β ]
we're just gonna take away your military
no more military for you right ukraine
has a stone they keep they get they have
a little stick they keep they keep
annoying the russian bear with the stick
finally little [Β __Β ] we're gonna take
that [Β __Β ] stick from you and throw it
in the [Β __Β ] ocean you're not having a
stick anymore
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that's what happened
the madness here i mean historically
right now russia will starve to death
keep coping [Β __Β ] russia has
china with his on his side
russia has the world on its side
[Β __Β ] from syria to venezuela to
cuba to china russia's got the world on
its side to iran they've got the world
on their side [Β __Β ]
persia is with russia china is with
russia
and you're going to keep coping to me
and almost everyone else is just neutral
right india
is not going against russia the only
people who are against russia is america
europe
and their [Β __Β ] colonies and that's it
right the rest of the world is either
neutral or they're directly taking
russia's side
please thank you mir let me tell you who
is [Β __Β ] though right if nato tried
this is why nato's not gonna do [Β __Β ]
nato isn't doing [Β __Β ] about this i just
saw the statement they released nato
isn't doing a goddamn [Β __Β ] thing
about this and i'll tell you exactly why
okay
because 40
of western europe's energy comes from
russia
at any time russia wants they're gonna
cut off the gas cut off the heating
and you [Β __Β ] freeze to death
so don't [Β __Β ] with don't tell me about
they're gonna starve russia
can make europe freeze to death if they
want
you understand
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europe is dependent on russia okay
so
let's let's let's have a brief so we
just got here we just got here it's
morning for me because my you know
my i have insomnia i just [Β __Β ] woke
up and we're gonna have a long day ahead
of us okay so i just woke up and we are
gonna have a very brief recap
uh of the events so far okay
we are going to look at a very brief
recap of the events so far okay
um putin is an anti-communist no he's
not and even if he was the communist
party of the russian federation is even
more fervently on on putin's side about
this decision than anyone else i mean i
can literally show you what zyuganov on
his [Β __Β ] twitter is saying about this
let's see zyuginov as of four hours ago
the people of ukraine should not be
victims of world capital and oligarchy
clans the communist party proceeds from
the need to dismantle the results of
many banterization of ukraine the
nazification of ukraine zyuganov
is very much
um
this is okay anyone who wants to tell
you oh putin's not a leftist putin's
against communism this is the leader of
the communist party of the russian
federation
this is his official statement
the militarization of eastern europe
is evident the aggressive intentions of
washington are clearly realized the
goals of u.s authorities and the nato
sladdies to enslave ukraine should not
be realized these aggressive plans pose
critical threats to russia's security at
the same time they concentrate the
interests of the ukrainian people
we proceed from the need to dismantle
the results of many years of
banterization of ukraine the real policy
on its territory is largely dictated by
rabid nationalists they terrorize the
ukrainian people and impose an
aggressive political course on the
authorities caving in zelinski betrayed
the interests of his fellow citizens
the russian federation stood up for the
citizens of dawn bass it is necessary to
provide all possible assistance to
refugees for the gpr and lpr the
pressing imperative was to force kia
provocateurs to peace and to curb nato
aggressiveness of nato the
demilitarization and denotification of
ukraine will ensure sustainable security
for the peoples of russia
ukraine and all this is the leader so
when you tell me putin's an
anti-communist this is what the
communist is saying in russia the the
lord the leader of the communist
movement of russia millions of people
strong this is what they're saying so
don't come at me with this [Β __Β ] ow
putin's a right winger
it's just not [Β __Β ] true and even if
it was would it make a [Β __Β ]
difference because anti-imperialists do
not attach terms and conditions to a
people fighting off an aggressor which
is what russia is doing here
now i want you guys
to just think for a moment i want you to
just kind of put yourself in the russian
perspective just for a moment right put
yourself in the russian perspective
for the whole duration of your existence
ukraine has been a part of your
territory it's been part of your polity
your empire your soviet union whatever
ukraine's been a part of it throughout
the entire duration of your existence
right put yourself in that perspective
then the soviet union collapses
and all these artificially created
soviet republics suddenly become
independent sovereign nation states
right and then that's fine
so here you are russia the successor of
this old
empire and civilization and then this
little [Β __Β ]
country is acting all aggressive and
tough on you suddenly all nationalistic
and anti-russian i mean it's just insult
to injury why the [Β __Β ] would any russian
tolerate that
you know imagine any other country this
happening to imagine if this happened to
us with like [Β __Β ] uh imagine if this
happened to us
with like the midwest right the midwest
just the the we we are forced by foreign
powers to seed the midwest then this new
midwestern if they keep attacking us we
would never tolerate that right it's
[Β __Β ] humiliating
why the [Β __Β ] would they tolerate that
what historical russia means nothing
pf russ is older than russia quick
history less than you stupid [Β __Β ] i see
a lot of people saying the ukrainian
capitals older than moscow that was
russia
that was russia ukraine used to be the
center of russia okay
they moved it
to muscovy
that was still russia it's all russia
russia is the land of the rus the rus
right
that's all russia
it's the same civilization the zardam of
muscovy was a faction within the kievan
rus
it's all russia
okay
putin had enough of the [Β __Β ] he had
enough i mean look this whole ukraine
thing i'm tired of it right i'm tired of
this make believe pretend [Β __Β ]
scenario where ukraine's this western
european country and and they're gonna
they're gonna they're gonna put nukes on
they asked for [Β __Β ] nuclear weapons
oh my god the arrogance and the audacity
they literally said you know what maybe
we should have nuclear weapons on our
territory and imagine being put i mean
who the [Β __Β ] would tolerate that right
it's insanity
it's absolute insanity what's putin's
plan it looks like the ukrainian
parliament is trying to convince
zelensky to surrender and these are the
terms and conditions of surrender
ukraine must guarantee neutrality
ukraine cannot hold foreign weaponry on
its territory if these are guaranteed
and i'm sure minsk 2 is included in this
too which means they have to recognize
the sovereignty of those dawn bass
republics russia will completely call
off all operations
it's that simple right it's that [Β __Β ]
simple
now if they do that
then
russia's going to pack up they're going
to stop their precision bombings and
they're going to go
okay the denotification part this is
part of the denotification right
the nazification of ukraine was about
turning ukraine into a rabid attack dog
for the west putin's not standing for it
now
everyone is yeah this is very much
something you got to highlight he's not
trying to take over ukraine he's not
pushing you regime change he is very
simply trying to neutralize the military
threat coming from ukraine
you understand so the media is lying to
you okay let me go blow my nose
now where you to listen to the lies of
the mainstream media you would be under
the impression that this is what's going
on
putin is going into ukraine to take it
over and make it part of the empire
again and make it make the soviet union
again he's gonna take the whole thing
over and putin's gonna lead ukraine oh
no putin's trying to be the dictator of
ukraine that's not what's going on
what russia is doing is neutralizing the
ukrainian military demilitarizing them
right and making sure ukraine will not
be able to be used as a launching pad
and as a base for nato and the west okay
the west and nato have severely severely
miscalculated in terms of their this
little idea they had that they were
going to use ukraine to poke the russian
bear severely miscalculated okay putin
is not [Β __Β ] around putin isn't a
little [Β __Β ] he doesn't make threats he
doesn't bark like a dog he he gets
things done if putin says he's gonna do
something he just [Β __Β ] does it he
doesn't make threats he doesn't do any
of that [Β __Β ] he's a guy who gets
things done don't [Β __Β ] with putin and
don't [Β __Β ] with the [Β __Β ] russians you
understand
now let's watch this
around
this is a brief recap we're gonna watch
and there's a lot we have to unpack
around 6 a.m moscow time vladimir putin
announces military operation based on
requests from donesk and lugansk
republics
with accordance to the article 51 in the
seventh chapter so brief recap right i'm
gonna give you this recap you guys
remember when they said russia's
invading ukraine because they decided to
recognize the donetsk and lugansk
people's republics
well
yesterday the lugansk and donetsk
people's republics asked russia for
military assistance why because upon
being recognized
ukraine still wasn't ceasing its
shelling and its military attacks so
what happened
here it begins
around 6am moscow time vladimir putin
announces military operation based on
requests from danesque and lugansk
republics
with accordance to the article 51 in the
seventh chapter of the u.n charter with
the sanction of the federation council
and according to the friendship and
mutual help treaties with dinettes and
lugansk republics i have decided to
conduct a special military operation the
goal is to protect the people who for
eight years suffer bullying and genocide
from the kiev regime
and for this we can anyone show me
ukraine's troop movements that are
publicly available because we're going
to show them on our stream aim for the
we're showing ukrainian troop movements
on our stream if it's public knowledge
right for education it's public
knowledge
if it's public knowledge we can't
obviously we can't leak anything but if
it's public knowledge we're going to see
what's going on because we're going to
analyze the the battles that are going
on the
and denatification of ukraine will bring
to the court those who committed
multiple sacrenary crimes against
civilians including russian citizens we
do not plan to occupy ukrainian
territory we need to re-watch this
speech by putin because yesterday when
we watched it we were in a rush and
there was so much you know we're gonna
later today we're gonna re-analyze and
watch this speech again
ukrainian president vladimir zelinsky
declares martial law
air raid sirens heard in kiev
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some russian regions on the 80 of the 15
000 deaths from the dawn bass war
were russians
border with ukraine cancel school or
shift to distance learning
russian defense ministry says ukraine
air defense is suppressed
number of airports in southern russia
suspend flights
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the soldiers of the border service of
ukraine didn't put up any resistance to
the russian units
russia says ukraine shelled a russian
border checkpoint in the kursk region
front lines in lugansk right now
shelling rocket artillery and blasts are
incessant there you go so you're getting
this idea that oh you crazed this poor
victim no it's not what's going on
ukraine is still shelling this [Β __Β ] out
of donetsk and lugongs
i don't know if they still are now but
as of this they were still shelling the
[Β __Β ] out of them right putting all these
civilians in danger
tell me why would they lie about this
you could literally see footage of the
shelling
belarus leader claims his army not
taking part in military operation all
right so belarus is not taking part in
it
explosives heard in the harkov region
these are all these explosions everyone
was hearing about we don't even know
what those were yet
so let me tell you what these let me
tell you what the free world has done
the free world right now is banning
russia today poland's banning the free
world like it's poppers open society a
tolerant society could not tolerate the
intolerant this is their cope for
admitting they're a bunch of fascist
scum bunch of fascist pigs who have to
censor their [Β __Β ] opponents right
and look i'm not a censorship whatever
but don't pretend you you're this free
democracy when you have to censor you
you know how many [Β __Β ] liberals were
talking about how they want me censored
and d platform because of this [Β __Β ] so
what's the free world this is your free
world with your free speech suck my ass
suck my [Β __Β ] ass your [Β __Β ] free
world right putin's a fascist but we
have to censor you and we have to censor
alternative sources of information shut
the [Β __Β ] up
the units of the armed forces of ukraine
continue shelling the peaceful cities of
donbass they're a casual nothing shows a
thriving democracy then having to
[Β __Β ] censor people because
they're telling the truth
difficulties among the civilian
population of the darnest and luhansk
people's republics
the armed forces of the russian
federation do not carry out any missile
air or artillery strikes on the cities
of ukraine
the high precision weapons of the
russian army oh yeah keep this in mind
people's republics
the armed forces of the russian
federation do not carry out any missile
air or artillery strikes on the cities
of ukraine they are not attacking cities
they are not attacking civilians that's
some more fake news you're getting from
the [Β __Β ] you guys got to understand
you guys are new to this i know you're
new to this right
so in these times of extreme intense war
and crisis by the us's adversaries you
have astro turf campaigns of
disinformation where they're gonna go
ahead and lie about about a whole bunch
of [Β __Β ] right they're gonna go ahead and
say russia did this rash is doing that
look at these videos on twitter look
what they're saying on twitter it's
about creating an atmosphere of extreme
uncertainty the fog of war and
disinformation why because they want you
to be panicked about russian aggression
but then meanwhile right i'll blow your
[Β __Β ] mind
after everything you've been hearing
after everything you've been hearing
i will show you what kiev looks like
right now it looks like nothing is
happening at all right there's no this
is kiev right now right
it's as quiet as a mouse
okay so you're getting a really really
wrong picture from twitter
you're getting a very false portrayal of
what's going on from the internet from
these twitch streamers these twitch
streamers are lying to you right hassan
titled his streams russia's invading
ukraine oh no russia's destroyed it's
not it's not true
okay that's not what's going on
um
supposedly there is a ground invasion
now but where are the russian tanks in
kiev where is the russian occupation
right
and is chernobyl falling historically
with because the donbass is going to be
fully liberated the whole of donetsk and
the whole of lugongs is going to be part
of these republics
yeah invasion means it's like a
conqueror that's not what's going on
right so really there's no as far as i
know right now as of the time i just
woke up there's no invasion
there isn't
the high precision weapons of the
russian armed forces disable only
military infrastructure air defense
facilities military on guys we have a
new copy past on the chat hold on let's
actually look at this
i mean it's incredible that people sub
to a peanut-sized brain like yours who
doesn't know [Β __Β ] about history
russia actually belongs to the mongol
empire by historic rights because russia
is a made-up nation see listen you
stupid [Β __Β ] there is actually a process
that can be scientifically understood by
which nations formed if you're trying to
compare the emergence of russia which
was an emergent nation to the holy
artificial and made-up construct of the
ukraine which was in rosa luxembourg's
word
made up by these petty bourgeois
intellectuals a handful of petty
bourgeois intellectuals in the 20th
century it's just because nations aren't
eternal doesn't mean
they're all as artificial as [Β __Β ]
ukraine some countries are just made up
some
while not always existing
genuinely did emerge as an organic
historical process you know some of the
most stupid [Β __Β ] i saw on twitter
were people who were like oh my god all
nations are fake no they're [Β __Β ] not
some nations actually do
correctly describe the character
and the ethnos of a people right some
actually do correctly describe
deep-seated unconscious realities of the
people right
why did lenin support ukrainian
self-determination because lenin was
very west he had he he was westernized
right he didn't
first of all there was a problem of
russian chauvinism russian
ethno-nationalism he wanted to curb that
right the other thing
was that russia lenin thought that
russian civilization was backward and he
wanted to copy the western model and it
was a mistake
airfields and aviation of the armed
forces of ukraine
people reportedly flee kiev
lugansk republic claims ukraine used
rocket artillery for the first time
since february 2015 wow
so even after being rolled by russia
ukraine is now stepping up its military
attacks using rocket artillery
ukrainian military does not stand a
[Β __Β ] chance this is what [Β __Β ]
pisses me off right what pisses me off
is how
ukraine is still it's still engaging in
this [Β __Β ] military aggression and
then when russia responds accordingly
russia's the big bad bully and the bad
guy
right
ukraine can attack the donbass
with their hitlerite aggression and then
when russia comes in and defends the
people of donbass oh russia's the bad
guy right
so [Β __Β ] stupid
it was the first day of in donetsk and
lugongs in eight years these [Β __Β ]
these regions
have been under attack for eight years
and now they know peace he was saying
pray for ukraine pray for ukraine pray
for ukraine pray for the people of
ukraine pray for ukraine where were you
praying for the people of donetsk and
lugongs for eight years
fifteen thousand slaughtered
where were you
for them
what are even the ukrainian civilian
casualties in this are there any i
haven't even seen reports of ukrainian
civilian casualties the people of
donetsk and lugongs have been under
attack for eight years and nobody gave a
[Β __Β ] about them and now you're telling
me to pray for ukraine pray for the
people of ukraine well the people of
donetsk and lugongs who have been under
attack for eight years finally have got
some peace and quiet
you never give a [Β __Β ] about them
pray for ukraine pray for the people of
ukraine and what about the people of
donetsk and lugans because you're a
bunch of heterolites racists neo-nazis
and you think russians are subhuman you
think russians aren't as human as
ukrainians because russians don't go on
reddit right you say oh our slash
ukraine on reddit they're just like me
they're human they go on reddit and they
play nintendo
that's why you're a [Β __Β ] racist
hitler racist against russians just like
the ukrainians you think they're not you
you think they're subhuman asians right
if you're a [Β __Β ] racist
you're a [Β __Β ] racist ow pray for
ukraine pray for ukraine why because
they're westernized
apparently western is not even true
you don't give a [Β __Β ] about when
russians die you don't give a [Β __Β ] about
when russians are the victim right
oh those are just rations who cares
about them they're bad guys those are
the bad guys i don't care about them i'm
going to do this trendy thing i'm going
to wave the ukrainian flag i'm going to
have the ukrainian flag shut the [Β __Β ] up
with that fake ass flag you even know
the origins of that flag
that's a fake flag i don't recognize
that flag
this fake ass flag
fake ass flag
oh we're not the rust we're the
ruthenians right
shut the [Β __Β ] up
completely [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
it's such an artificial made up [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] thing you know
absolutely artificial made up [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] ah pray for ukraine pray for
taiwan shut the [Β __Β ] up you dumb [Β __Β ]
yeah i mean look let's we're gonna talk
about that too right so
here you're gonna see um
let's look at nato's statement nato
statement
nato so when i went to bed nato had not
yet responded right finally nato has
responded and look what nato's doing and
it's actually hilarious right
hey ukrainian nationalists and uh
liberal lib shits who hate russia hey
anti-russian lib shits i know you're in
my chat hey anti-russian lip shits
anti-russian lip shits i am about to be
the source of great sadness for you and
great misery for you hey you
anti-russian lib shits
you remember how you were saying russia
is going to be crushed by the they them
army remember how you said i'm like
we're sharing memes what does that
[Β __Β ] wash me that the thing vos
shared where russian soldiers are
fleeing in terror against the this soft
zoomer fem boy with his missiles javelin
missiles or whatever right remember how
you said that
ukraine's gonna fight off russia with
nato we're all going in right so let me
show you what nato said
it's over for you [Β __Β ]
it's over for you anti-russian coping
pieces of [Β __Β ] you better lick putin's
ball sack now [Β __Β ]
kiss the [Β __Β ] ring [Β __Β ]
so let me squash your little fantasies
you have in your head that nato's gonna
go in and help ukraine
let me actually squash those little
fantasies for you
you gotta understand in the words of
alexander dugan
you are not boss
you are not boss
you are not boss putin himself he's big
boss you are not boss you are not boss
please instill that in your head hey
westerners redditers
watching me every single redditor i have
something to tell you you are not boss
you are not boss you are not boss please
drill it in your [Β __Β ] mind drill it
in your [Β __Β ] brain okay
this is what nato has said
and it's actually [Β __Β ] hilarious it's
ow the comedy does not oh my god this is
like i this is [Β __Β ]
hilarious this is actually hilarious
right
um this is actually hilarious okay
so
let's
let me show you something [Β __Β ]
hilarious okay
so
oh my god this is a surprise i'm gonna
show you this after okay so this is
nato's statement we condemn in the
strongest possible terms russia's
horrifying attack on ukraine all right
what are you gonna do about it nato what
are you gonna [Β __Β ] do about it
this violates the u.n charter the helens
helsinki final act the charter of paris
the budapest memorandum and the nato
russia founding act what what's the nato
russia founding act let's see what that
is
the nato russia founding act
was when
in 1997
when you [Β __Β ] promised them not to
expand and you violated it
shut the [Β __Β ] up nato
talking about treaties they've already
[Β __Β ] violated
we stand with the people of ukraine all
right what are you going to do about it
nato let's see we're going to do about
it
we call on russia to immediately cease
military action okay putin is now
receiving nato's call
okay bye
nothing happened right so he got your
call
we strongly condemn russia's decision
to extend recognition to the separation
okay putin he hears that they condemn it
okay
no one gives a [Β __Β ] right
we urge russia in the strongest terms to
turn back from the path of violence oh
you urged okay you didn't urge them
oh okay i'll give a [Β __Β ] yeah okay
oh here we go
rancho will pay a very heavy economic
and political price
nato will continue to closely with
relevant stakeholders and other
international
organizations including the eu
oh so what you're saying
is that you're going to have sanctions
let's see what are you going to do
we'll continue to take all necessarily
to ensure the security and defense of
all allies meaning members of nato which
nato is not a part we're deploying
defensive land in the eastern part of
the alliance
and
yeah
article 5 means if one of their members
get attacked they're going to go defend
well too bad ukraine never was able to
be a member
too man russia went in before ukraine
was ever to be admitted as a [Β __Β ]
member of nato right
too bad
too bad look at these [Β __Β ] coping
people in my chat ukraine will win i'll
hail ukraine ukraine won't win [Β __Β ]
okay the truth is ukraine never stood a
chance and now the creme de la crop the
creme de la crop to these [Β __Β ]
delusions right the pro-western reddit
[Β __Β ] lib progressive neocon uh vosh type
[Β __Β ] people the creme de la crop
to their delusions being smashed
about a western alliance against russia
in war
about nato stepping in on behalf of
ukraine
let me squash those little fantasies for
you because i have a little something to
show you it's called [Β __Β ] reality
wake up [Β __Β ] and smell the
coffee
here we go
germany italy hungary and cyprus are
blocking a decision to disconnect russia
from the swift network
what the [Β __Β ]
the only thing
that can economically harm russia right
now which is disconnecting them from
swift germany they're all [Β __Β ]
blocking it you know why they're [Β __Β ]
blocking it because 40 of their energy
comes from russia
hey it's cold in germany they don't want
to [Β __Β ] freeze to death in the winter
it's cold in germany they're not about
to freeze to death in the winter guess
what hey america suck my nuts or not
america hey biden suck my nuts
hey redditers suck my nuts hey r slash
ukraine
[Β __Β ] my nuts
it's not happening
so
now that we've got this reality check
now that we know with pretty much like
100 certainty that nato and america
aren't gonna do a god damn [Β __Β ] thing
about this
let's actually assess
if the ukrainian military has a chance
right so someone bring up the statistics
it's actually pretty funny someone bring
up the statistics
one hour and 22 minutes the entirety of
the ukrainian military was destroyed
their military is like gone
they they can't even put up a fight they
don't even have a [Β __Β ] chance
those cowards those [Β __Β ] pigs the
neo-nazi pigs of the azov battalion were
running with their tail between their
legs and their under there they have
their [Β __Β ] underwear showing their
[Β __Β ] heart-shaped underwear pattern
they're running humiliatingly with their
tail between their legs the mighty
master race of the azov battalion
they're running and running to poland
and fleeing ukraine
the as of cacallion so see these these
are tough guys so let me tell you these
tough guys of the azov battalion they've
been bullying russians in ukraine for
eight years they've been terrorizing
them they've been killing them they've
been attacking them they've been going
to the dawn bass and shooting at them
and slaughtering them and attacking them
and they're these really big tough guys
of the as of battalion right now russia
steps in
no america
democracy please we're victims
what happened
what happened to the master race
what happened to the master race
what happened to the master race and
meanwhile ukrainian soldiers are
deserting and mass so i want you guys to
wake up to the new reality we are
entering an age of multi polarity usa
biden deep state
you are not boss
you are not boss
russia is doing this
and the us and nato
can't do a goddamn [Β __Β ] thing about
it
they can't do a god damn [Β __Β ] thing
about it
and by the way it's not even personal
you think putin is like
i off of mania right now and you know
he's chilling putin's chilling russians
they're chilling right
they're doing this with confidence and
with ease yep this is the hey you if the
west wants to cope and freak out about
it you can go ahead and cope and freak
out about it but this has been the
reality for a long time this has been
the reality for a long time and russia's
not going to stand for the [Β __Β ]
we're not they're not standing for the
[Β __Β ] it's that simple right
now if the radical liberals want to get
high off of fascist fervor right that's
what they're doing all over twitter
they're having ukrainians like we need
to punish and start refresh after this
you're not gonna starve anything and by
the way 85 i'm not going to mention
names but 85 percent of you who are
talking about
starving russia
you can use a little dieting yourself to
be honest before you sit here and talk
about you're going to starve russia i
mean
you should you should kind of apply that
on yourself a little bit you know i mean
come on i'm not saying you should starve
but do you really need 10 hamburgers a
day do you really need
the lars french fry can't you get the
small maybe get a salad instead i mean
do you really need
a box of 12 donuts every day you don't i
mean you could be pr you you got your
editors who are talking about starving
russia i mean you could use some dieting
yourself is all i'm saying right
you know a certain jabba jabba the who
you know you could use some dieting
yourself
anyway
12 30 p.m moscow time ukraine cuts
diplomatic ties with russia oh my god
zelensky submits bill on general
mobilization to ukraine's parliament 1pm
mobilization of what literally all of
their power has been destroyed their
navy their air force it's all gone
what are they gonna do
moscow time ukrainian border guards left
their posts at russia they're running
away and the soldiers are defecting
enmas
in border according to russia's federal
security service
stay with rt for more updates
i mean it's that [Β __Β ] simple
a block on all energy imports from
russia
can you see that happening
not really
i mean because germany does uh depend on
so um
in other news right we're gonna keep on
this because we have a lot to cover
actually we have a whole lot to cover
right
hassan's reddit this is the first time
i've gone viral on this reddit i think
they got really upset
really really upset about
unbelievable what the [Β __Β ] is wrong with
people yo look at the sounds reddit
look at hassan's reddit
russia is not involved my god what is
wrong with people
no
putin's bad
oh god you know
just ignore him he clout grabs all the
time no i've actually been consistent
unlike hassan see hassan deep down i'm
the guy hassan wishes he could be hassan
wishes he could flaunt with his nuts
hanging what he actually wants to say
which is anti-nato pro i mean hassan
wants to have my position he can't
because you ankle biting [Β __Β ] losers
are bitching and whining at him all the
[Β __Β ] time
hassan wants to be my he wants to have
my position he's not allowed to because
he cares about what you guys think i
just don't care what you guys think
right telling you the truth your
streamer
wants to say i'm saying what he wants to
say but he can't
he literally can't
i'm the one who can be consistent he
can't be consistent first he says yeah
[Β __Β ] nato russia was justified and then
he goes well i don't know um actually
russia's bad and this is actually an
invasion now and he completely caved in
so he flip-flops for you i've been
consistent so if anyone's clout grabbing
it's hassan i'm not clout grabbing a
[Β __Β ] thing
i'm actually
expressing a consistent position he
himself
wishes
wishes
he could express what i'm expressing
right
i have no filter right
has will make the absolute worst most
bigoted take ever for attention
what is bigoted about this what in god's
name is bigoted about this
who's it bigoted toward exactly
oh is it the they them army who
apparently didn't put put up much of a
fight well
need i remind you you are the ones who
are so [Β __Β ] confident i mean what was
that thing you guys were sharing
i'm gonna look it up on twitter that
they them army
you know i'm gonna actually show you
i'm gonna actually show you the they
them army right
um
so
so here's you know here's what voss said
february 19th
and these are the memes right i want to
show you what these people with these
lib these uh nazi liberal war mongers
foaming at the mouth thirsty for russian
blood this is what they said
putin's manly recruitment ads stand no
chance against ukraine's they them army
and look at this
beautiful
no you can't just vaporize my entire
armored division we had such a manly
recruitment ad oh my god integrated fire
supports go off to oh my god this is
totally not a coping fantasy this is
totally what actually happened right and
then let's see what voss is saying now
so we went from that to what
we went from that to what exactly right
um
let's see what he's saying now
let's see what they're saying what he's
saying now
oh no he's complaining about putin being
a nazi oh poor ukraine 2036 donated
10.36
the multipolar world rises thank you sir
appreciate you
let me show you this nazis
stay winning let me show you this is
absolutely [Β __Β ] hilarious right
um let me show you this it's all [Β __Β ]
coping alright look look it went from
vos saying what he did before to this
right
man i will defend pigeons faster than
business
now
all the parts of the israelite ukraine
is getting rolled where's your [Β __Β ]
army now
where is your they them army show me
where your they them army is
where is your they them army can someone
pose this question
where the [Β __Β ]
is your they them army i'm gonna
actually make a tweet i'm gonna make a
tweet
dear lib shits
dear lib shits and radlibs
where is your they
them army now
reach
spread the message
where is your they
them army now
we're gonna start a new hashtag where is
your they them army now
where is your they them army now there's
no typo
okay
let's all get on board with this where
is your they them army now hashtag where
is your they them army now
start this let's no no no no let's start
a new hashtag there's a new hashtag
new
hashtag
was
was were army
for the was were army
where is your they
them army now was were army
it's the ones were army
it's the was were army
it's the was were army
was we're army it's the was we're army
you just got blown the [Β __Β ] out your was
where army's gone
so the was where army doesn't seem like
the was where army amounted to much
right now here's something hilarious
right
did it uphold the revolutionary
defeatist line
what
what do you mean revolutionary defeatism
russia's an imperialist power how
how because they're not [Β __Β ] letting
ukraine trample on them
enroll them
check hakeem's twitter no [Β __Β ] way
don't don't [Β __Β ]
don't [Β __Β ] uh
make this even worse
what did hakeem [Β __Β ] say
two capitalist nations are struggling
with another and those who lose the most
of the
you piece of [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
you [Β __Β ] traitor [Β __Β ] traitor fake
ml kept calling pat socks
pro us imperialism and you say this
fence [Β __Β ] pro us imperialist bs now
absolutely [Β __Β ] disgusting and
unforgivable i will never
we will save this forever fake ml by zoa
ml true colors have been exposed
pro you us imperialist shill
[Β __Β ] you hakeem [Β __Β ] you our team for
how much [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] you gave me for
being a patriotic american that i'm
pro-us imperialism and you say this [Β __Β ]
now right
[Β __Β ] you our team
disgusting
absolutely disgusting
absolutely [Β __Β ] disgusting
absolutely [Β __Β ] disgusting
absolutely [Β __Β ] disgusting
he's an enlightened centrist oh both are
bad what did lennon say i'm going to
remind you what lenin said about this by
the way when there is an inequality
between states when there's an
inequality between states when there's
an oppressor and there's an oppressed
you can't [Β __Β ] pretend like they're
equal lenin said this when an
anti-imperialist is fighting imperialism
you can't sit here and [Β __Β ] pretend
like they're equal and they're the same
and you should know better as someone
who pretends to be an educator
who ratioed my tweet
what tweed was ratioed huh
where's your they them army now
so was we're army
it's the was were army
thank you friendly potato man
the same people ratioing uh
samira will come for you now i don't
give a [Β __Β ]
i don't give a [Β __Β ] let her [Β __Β ]
ratio me yeah so remember bitter
remember that guy
who kept accusing me of being a pro-us
chauvinist because i support the u.s
settlers state and yeah yeah they're now
condemning putin they're condemning
putin now
okay
apparently everyone keeps sharing this
and i i don't know
i don't know what this means right so
let's just see what this is
right
let's just see what this [Β __Β ] is
you know what twitter might remove this
tweet so i'm gonna rephrase it the
hakeem thing because yeah twitter might
[Β __Β ] uh come after me for this so let
me just more calmly phrase the hakeem
tweet because it might yeah it might get
me in trouble on twitter honestly so
let's uh let's get this
all right
yeah yeah like now now is the time where
people are like brigading the [Β __Β ] out
of me and stuff so let's be a little
more safe how we word it ah guys
a nice try okay calmly
look at these bizarre mls who
attacked had socks for being pro-us
imperialism they are now
making an equivalence
between russia fighting for its
sovereignty
against imperialist encirclement and u.s
imperialism
these are the
anti-imperialist
mls
as
i said in my
okay i'm gonna do that
as i pointed out in my first
sub stack
hakeem luna
luna oy and other ml bread tubers are
shills
of american imperialism and their
revulsion for u.s patriotism
is
the same one shared by
democrats
and
imperialist
deep state
they are pro-us imperialists
what's the luna soy tweet
i don't i'm she blocked me okay so let's
look at on uh
incognito
people asking my situation i am worried
hoping for peace i don't support any war
i'm not an authority and i feel your
friends will pretend to be one no war
but class war there you go
there we go
there we go
there we go
there we go
i'm sure i'll i'll share it with you
like in the tweet
people asking my opinion about the
ukraine situation look at this
look at this
[Laughter]
this is like a this is like a mini
zimmerwald moment this is like when all
the social democrats came out in favor
of us of imperialism that's what's going
on with the baizur genzong ml's
right
absolutely unfucking believable like i
said guys when i didn't i predict this
when push comes to shove and there's
actually some kind of demonstration of
power on part of anti-imperialists look
luna oy hakeem and the anti-imperials
they love when china and russia are
victims right
the baizor mls
of gen zedong hakim and luna
oy only like
anti-imperialists
when they are helpless victims but when
they assert power and independence they
suddenly become
fence sitting
and
oppose both sides
i literally predicted this several times
the baiso mls of gen de dong hakim and
luoy only like anti impulse when they
are helpless victims when they assert
power independence they suddenly become
fence sitting and oppose both sides i
predicted this several times several
[Β __Β ] times right i said this would
happen so many times okay we're gonna
watch this video and wow wow wow
wow
who is this
who is this
who is this so first of all i don't know
who this is but
uh i will listen to what she says okay
let's see what she says
dear president vladimir putin
i'm so sorry that i was not your mother
if i was your mother you would have been
so loved
held in the arms of joy it's not too
late you could still be my mother
you could still be my mother it ain't
too late please hold me in your arms all
that [Β __Β ] it ain't too late for me
what's her name
anna lynn it is not too late for me i
could still be saved i you could still
save me
okay
all that [Β __Β ] you talking about hold him
in his arms
that's still
that's still available for me okay
you don't gotta be talking about oh i
wish this i wish that it ain't too late
i'm still here it ain't too late you
know what i mean
it's like
never with the stories plight the world
unfurled before our eyes a pure demise
of nations sitting peaceful under a
night sky if i was your mother
the world would have been warm
so much laughter and joy and nothing
would harm i can't imagine the stain oh
it ain't too late it ain't too late
soul stealing pain that the little boy
you must have seen and believed and the
formulation of thought quickly taught
that you lived in a cruel unjust world
is this why
you now decide no one will get the best
of you
ah yeah all that [Β __Β ] you're talking
about absolutely absolutely all that all
that [Β __Β ] you know i mean it ain't too
late by the way it's not too late you
could still save me
all that [Β __Β ] you talking about russia
russia russia russia russia the russian
bear has awoken russia russia russia
russia russia
it ain't too late all that yeah all that
[Β __Β ] you talking about all that
is this why you do not hide nor away shy
from taking back the world it was it
because so early in life all that strife
wrapped your little body with fear
if i was your mother absolutely yeah all
that [Β __Β ] mother if the world was cold
i'd have died to make you warm i don't
oh you don't got to do all that but you
know
you don't you don't got to be doing all
that i to protect you from the unjust
the violence the terror the uncertainty
i would have died to give you life oh
dear
yeah let's make some life we should make
yeah
let's make some life
absolutely we we shoulda we should make
some life you're mr president putin
if only i'd been your mother
perhaps the torturer and communism was a
capital c there will be no white women
no we can't say that we can't say that
don't say that in your heart and view a
scripture to such fealty against that
world that you thought was so cruel
perhaps you would hold dear human life
and on this night instead of mother
russia you would call me
and i would set your mind quite free
with the love that oh absolutely only a
mother can give
and only a mother can take away
when holds she doesn't but why don't i
have
why don't i have women making videos for
me like this you know what i mean like
i don't got nobody making videos like
this for me
the harm at bay and lisa i gotta be more
villainous in my life
her boy for the promise of a man y'all
remember this okay y'all remember the
tweet i made yesterday because i think
y'all didn't remember
but um y'all remember the tweet i made
yesterday which was um
y'all remember that tweet i made
yesterday right let me show you that
tweet i made yesterday just in case you
forgot
because i really feel like [Β __Β ] is
coming to fruition
as far as what i was saying
you know this is what i said i said it's
becoming obvious that president putin
has pumped and dumped every single
liberal white woman in america he said
he would call back and never did and
they're so angry at him and there's
something about this man that just
drives women crazy
there's something about this dude who
they just they are just absolutely crazy
for him right and i don't know what it
is right it's a it's a daddy issues
thing or it's something else
but
there's something about this dude where
they just he's they just got their minds
being lost right and whatever your story
mr president putin
i can't imagine how it feels in your
heart but i know if i was your mother
that would be a start
towards the awareness
of what a powerful being of light you
could be if your mind was only free from
the violence you've seen when you were
just two or three
imagine being putin imagine literally
being putin like putin is just literally
out here
and and this just happens to him he's
got these women all over the world doing
this [Β __Β ] right you don't even know how
to res he's got he's overwhelmed like
imagine being putin see
imagine being putin seeing this
oh my god i don't know what's going on
i cannot believe i was born too late
in a different place when
i would have loved you so
watched you play wherever you go
first of all
i've kind of been ignoring what she's
saying
she just allowed to talk [Β __Β ] about his
parents like that disgusting his mum
survived leningrad and his father
wounded in ww2
the disrespect in the west
i know i know but let's not take it too
seriously come on man let's be a little
bit more lighthearted because why why
should we even take this seriously okay
this is mental illness you don't have to
take this seriously okay she's clearly
not well okay
so let's not even dignify it with any
seriousness okay so second of all what
i'm trying to say is um
i've been ignoring what she's saying but
she she's imagining him as a little boy
in this she's imagining him as a child
she wants to raise him what
this freud has got a you know freud
would say a lot of [Β __Β ] about this okay
all i gotta say is that dude sigmund
freud he was right okay everybody knows
he was right he keeps every single day
he's getting confirmed right
everything is every day freud keeps
getting vindicate i mean what is going
on here right okay clearly i mean if you
guys don't know she wants to [Β __Β ] putin
okay she desperately wants to [Β __Β ] putin
she really does want to [Β __Β ] putin i
mean we know that but like
um
you know we know that but
it's like
why is she describing it as putin being
a child and her taking it's so weird
right i don't know what's going on
someone's we gotta shut down
liberal karen's until we can figure out
what's going on we gotta shut this down
so we can figure out what's going on
because you know what
i
i don't know what's going on i'm gonna
be rude with you i really don't know
what's going on
okay i don't even know what to say but
freud was right okay that's all i could
tell you is freud was right all right um
it's pretty clear to me that russiagate
is about
um
it's about needing a daddy i think the a
lot of these liberal women just need a
daddy and that's the whole thing about
putin
it's a love story
[Music]
um let's check some breaking news
by the way remember when hassan was
based
so this was based hasan back in the day
um
about wash so i don't know he's changed
his tune but look at this
look this is when we were gonna form an
alliance with hassan but he he betrayed
our alliance
look at this
please josh didn't even know about
euromaidan until a couple weeks ago yeah
well it's a lot easier for him to
maintain how correct he is despite his
lack of [Β __Β ] understanding and
knowledge on any particular foreign
policy matter bye what's up bro i'd
appreciate it man as long as it's not
tos
if he's just repeating [Β __Β ] state
department propaganda okay this is the
destiny discourse all over again where
like destiny didn't know florida was a
[Β __Β ] swing state while talking about
how little i knew about politics so
hassan why would you back down i don't
get why you back down why don't you just
double down because you already declared
war on them they're not gonna forgive
you because you changed your tune you're
just gonna look bad
right
you shouldn't have you should have
doubled down
okay or how many of these ml tanky two
shimmers do you think are getting
kickbacks from russia today you're a
[Β __Β ] idiot dude
that's not a real thing like i don't
think vosh is getting paid by the
american state department to be [Β __Β ]
a [Β __Β ] lib uh nato defender i think
that's just his honest perspective
why do they think russia today is the
be-all end-all like i get paid
i get paid from the security service
dumbass why would you think it's the
media russia today is just some media
i get my paychecks directly from the
[Β __Β ] intelligence i get it from the
fsb i don't get it from [Β __Β ] rt
why would i get it from rt rt pays
journalists right if i'm here to spread
pro pro-russian in for infowar it's the
fsb come on let's watch these cringe-ass
youtubers and then come cry about them
in your chat i don't know dude because
they're matter of fact i got it directly
from putin himself
[Β __Β ] cringe okay
and that's it
themselves just sends me money
unfortunate reality is that this is a
cringe community we do talk about
politics
this idea that like uh you know this is
important when it's a hyper [Β __Β ] it's
by the way it's like i take sides around
the world i take sides for ethiopia i
support the ethiopian government against
the rebels i support china
uh and i support iran i mean it's like
you gotta understand
you know the these people can't all be
paying me there's got to be a deeper
reason for this you know literally like
a like a microcosm of the larger
conversation uh led by people who for
the rest of the time talk about like
ethical child porn or whatever the [Β __Β ]
and have these endless debates
i keep forgetting chad aren't leftist
but [Β __Β ] who just want
healthcare free college they aren't
anti-april's yeah exactly the problem
with like american leftists is that of
course they they
grew up in the imperial court it's it's
very very difficult for them to shake
that off it's uh it's almost more
difficult for them to shake that off
than shake off the [Β __Β ]
uh uh the the
notion that they
have to live in a capital society
wow
interesting
interesting that they have to live in a
i don't even know what that has to do
anything right
um
this is footage from donetsk in 2019
russia has mobile crematoriums that
evaporate dead soldiers
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we we're gonna actually cover the
so-called russian protests now because
yeah so apparently
there are anti-war protests all over
russia
and the russians are rising up everyone
the russians are rising up they're
fighting back against putin let me show
you let me show you right
so let me let me explain to you what
happened right
um
let me let me show you what's going on
right
let me show you what's going on so
first of all why is jaw rule trending
okay anyway
moscow okay let me show you what's going
on
so this is the new york times
unbelievable
let me you want to see [Β __Β ] um
you want to see some disinformation i'll
show you some disinformation this is the
new york times
what a [Β __Β ] fake news piece of [Β __Β ]
source absolute fake news thousands took
to the street in russian cities to
protest putin's didn't invade ukraine
i mean look look how dramatic this is
they took it they took the photo they
blurred the moving background
and it should they had a woman scream
this isn't spinning [Β __Β ] this isn't
narrative spinning this is such fake
news i've been to protests all across
the all across or i've been to several
different kinds of protests
you know
and this is what happens at protests
people get arrested
women get arrested too by the way at
protests
so what is it
this is what the new york times wants us
to
hear in our head right
we're victims of putin
putin's repressing the people
that's the emotional thing they want you
to have in your head when you see this
and then you look at the actual protests
that they're talking about oh my god
it looks like gamestop when halo 4 came
out
holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ]
that's so many people
oh my god that's like
that's like a indie band concert
that's like a concert for a local indie
band
that's huge
that's like the line for the next
avengers movie in a small town
that's giant
oh my god is fallout boy doing a concert
holy [Β __Β ] the russians are rising up so
let me explain to you the copium that's
going on right
if you need to understand alex i'll just
go ahead and explain to you what kind of
copium is going on um
so what's happening is that
they have quickly come to re so russia
has completely neutralized ukraine's
military right of course we know q a had
a bigger crowd okay
and now the western
forces are saying okay
well now we know america and nato are
not going to respond militarily
so now what can we do right
well can we count on the ukrainian well
i mean vosh and you know dylan burns and
all those people they are actively
propagating this idea this copium
that somehow the ukrainians are
resisting and they're fighting back and
they're putting up a fight that's cope
it's not true ukraine is being ukrainian
military is being decimated they stand
absolutely no [Β __Β ] chance
all right fair enough right
so what's their last
copium
again you're not getting nato to
intervene you're not getting
america intervened and ukrainian army
has no chance so what are you gonna do
now you're gonna say
the russian people are against this war
and they're gonna rise up against it
the russian people
are overwhelmingly
siding with the decision of the russian
government
this is a tiny handful of moscow
liberals it amounts to absolutely
nothing whatsoever
it's the biggest nothing burger in the
history of the world
look you can keep right look at all the
only people being duped are idiot
americans sitting on their couch looking
on their phone oh honey i'm checking
twitter right now
and it looks like putin's in big trouble
it really looks like putin's in big big
trouble
oh my god
oh my god
so who's demon mama
so this is like georgia where georgia
thought it was joining nato but russia
prevented them for joining
thank you cage appreciate you
demon mamba called me a red fash i don't
give a [Β __Β ]
i've only ever heard of that person in
the context of them being clowned on to
be honest
um
where's your they them army now
that's what i want to know where's the
they them army now
i debated her i don't remember debating
her i literally don't remember debating
anyone called demon mama
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okay to be very clear about something
guys
this is not two capitalist states this
is not two imperialist powers let's
support the
defeatism this is completely stupid this
is literally why
i disagreed with these fake baisua mls
because they have no understanding of
geopolitics they have no understanding
of geopolitics whatsoever okay
russia is not a big mean power
swallowing up a small innocent power
okay
russia itself is being encircled
by a foreign power nato in the us
with the [Β __Β ] knives at its throat
it's not gonna tolerate this [Β __Β ] okay
yeah russia defending its sovereignty
is not the same thing this is perfectly
put
russia defending its sovereignty is
absolutely not the same thing as the
western-backed ukrainian maidan
government
acting in the interests of nato to
encircle russia
there's just no comparison between those
two things because the aggressor here is
ukraine right russia doesn't have
designs on
conquering the west but the west does
have designs on conquering the east
it is literally that simple
it is literally that simple right
ah these fake anti-imperialists have
been the biggest thing we got from this
guys is the fake mls and the fake
anti-imperialists getting exposed that's
the biggest thing
european gas prices soar 62 percent so
germany and i reckon even france they
are not gonna do a damn thing
against russia they're not gonna do a
damn thing against russia
germany and france
both of them are liked
are gonna cave because they don't give a
[Β __Β ] about ukraine the only people who
give a [Β __Β ] about i'll tell you who
gives a [Β __Β ] about ukraine ready
america
and also poland lithuania and the
intermerium three seas initiative states
they and the baltic countries they
specifically want to re-establish the
polish-lithuanian commonwealth so they
do care about the ukraine thing right
yeah they were already exposed when they
say lenin and mao were wrong on
patriotism absolutely
based thank you king lucos appreciate
you
appreciate you man
absolutely unfucking believable
can't be a nationalist socialist
nationalism is about the european nation
state
russia is not a european nation state
it's as simple as that ukraine is trying
to be a european ethno nation state
right
gas is up 900 in germany i'm gonna tell
you guys what's gonna happen i'm gonna
call it and tell you what's gonna happen
what's gonna happen is pretty simple
it's gonna be this right
europe is going to cave in
and what they're gonna do is they're
gonna say okay russia quickly resolve
this ukraine
stop [Β __Β ] around
ukraine stop [Β __Β ] around agree to the
neutrality
get rid of foreign weapons on your soil
neutralize the azov battalion leave the
dawn bass alone
and then it's going to return to back to
normal and guess what those germans are
going to get nordstrom 2.
the germans are getting nordstrom too
that's what's going to happen
a lot of you liberals are coping and i'm
here to just give you your wake-up call
no this is unjust justice prevail
no one's going to help ukraine
no one's going to help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
you gotta stop coping
ukraine doesn't stand a chance
nobody's gonna help ukraine
nobody's gonna help ukraine if they
don't stand a chance
nobody's helping ukraine
you can't cope and seize
russell's got this in the bag
you can't do [Β __Β ] about it
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
russia's got this in the bag
no one's gonna help ukraine
you can't cope and sieve
you can't cope and sieve
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
you can't cope and see
you can't cope and sieve
you can't cope and sieve
you can't cope and
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
they them are me down
they them was they were
was were army now
they them army how
was were army now
they them army how
was were army now
they them army how
was were army now
they them army how
no one's gonna help ukraine
come on no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
they them army how
was were army now
they them army how
was were army now hey no one's gonna
help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
russia's got this in the bag
russell's got this in the bag
putin knows what he's doing
he doesn't issue threats he only issues
actions
that's how you got a bet
germany wants that gas
germany wants that gas
germany wants that gas
germany wants that gas
france needs that gas
france needs that gas
biting can't do [Β __Β ]
bite and suck my nuts
bite and suck my nuts
bite and suck my nuts
bite and suck my nuts ukraine can't do
[Β __Β ]
ukraine can't do [Β __Β ]
bite and suck my nuts
thank you captain waffles appreciate you
no one's gonna help ukraine
no one's gonna help ukraine
they can't do [Β __Β ]
they're not gonna do [Β __Β ]
nato ain't gonna do [Β __Β ]
germany needs that gas
germany needs that gas
germany needs that gas
40 percent
40
of european energy
coming from russia
russia's gonna turn off the heat
russia's gonna turn off the heat
they would freeze to death
they ain't gonna do [Β __Β ] there you go
simple as that simple as that so the
ones where army don't stand a chance
the no one's gonna come in and help you
i mean i want you guys it's like a
classroom we sing so you can remember
[Β __Β ] right you better you just remember
this right it's over
and by the way
russia could have done this any time it
wanted to that's how you know russia
could have done this [Β __Β ] any time it
wanted to literally any time it wanted
to right
russia could have done this [Β __Β ] any
time any time it wanted to it could have
done this [Β __Β ] okay
so you gotta don't [Β __Β ] with russia do
not [Β __Β ] with russia okay
oh my god the represent look look how
this fake news media they always show
women getting dragged away they always
show women because it's psychological
yeah i didn't use it russia didn't even
use any of its new weapons that's how
easy it was to roll through ukraine
okay
and by the way it's this simple you know
what's what's that
what's that can i show the footage of
the the bagel boss guy remember the
bagel boss guy who's running around
you're not my boss and that guy who just
got sick of i mean he just tackled him
that's what happened between russia and
ukraine
am i allowed to show that video of bagel
boss or is it tos because he got
say tackled the [Β __Β ] up can i show that
so let me show y'all what happened
let me show y'all what happened with
ukraine right that's exactly what
happened to ukraine so you guys gotta
understand russia is not out here to you
know
hurt ukrainian civilians or whatever or
conquer ukraine ukraine this is what
ukraine was doing ready ukraine was
walking around with a stick right
ukraine was walking around with a stick
and they're going
right they was walking around with a
stick like a little child who's got a
knife right
and russia was just sitting there mine
they're just sitting there
and they're they're they're trying right
there their patience is coming to a
limit like you know what if i'm taking
that stick from you and they took the
stick it's simple as that
they got sick and tired so they took the
stick and it's literally as simple as
that
they got tired of the [Β __Β ] so they
went in to take the stick away okay you
lost your stick privileges ukraine
you're not allowed to have this you know
it's literally as simple as that it
don't make it seem like this is like a
war it's not a war it's literally russia
going and taking ukraine's stick you
lost your stick privileges ukraine
you kept [Β __Β ] with the people in the
dawn bass you lost your st you got
disarmed it's as simple as that
it's as simple as that they got disarmed
it's not a war it's a spanking
it's not really a war it's a spanking
that's definitely something people got
to keep in mind thank you uh lurs
appreciate you lures thank you so much
it's that simple
okay this is a weirdo uh you're banned
[Β __Β ] weirdo
all right
i went to sleep i don't even know what
happened when i slept uh apparently
ukraine's
let's go to
that live map
um
apparently they took chernobyl
okay this is live ua map
so we're going to actually chronicle the
war right i love how voss knows we're
not going to sell ukrainian troop
movements yeah because russians can't
just use google right they're going to
watch your stream
the russian military they're like
they're on their phones they're like
they're like
oh [Β __Β ]
wash and villain barnes didn't put the
troop movements [Β __Β ] we're [Β __Β ]
that was the only source of intelligence
they were watching vash and dylan's
where's
holy [Β __Β ]
it's over we'll never win this war
we're never going to win this war
oh [Β __Β ] we're [Β __Β ]
so [Β __Β ] stupid
you know
um
so this is just a
[Β __Β ] going on destroyed russian armored
vehicle near tsumi
reports that a russian bombing raid will
hit kiev at 3am heading to shelter
interesting
uh
turkey supports ukraine
yeah this is the worst part of turkey
honestly it's just
yeah
uh people in ukraine's car kept sleeping
in the subway as the battle rages above
ground
ukraine fm was welcomed in warsaw keep
calling coping poland keep keep coping
in the kremlin
putin and macron discuss the warren
ukraine macron is like
monsieur
president putin
you must please de-escalate this war
please de-escalate
you must understand
that it is very vital to the people of
france
that you stop this war of aggression you
ask are you losing your mind are you
crazy please stop
um
explosion is now visible in kharkiv live
stream
ukrainian border guards no connection
with the servicemen
european council conclusions on russia's
unprovoking us by aggression no one
cares european council
u.s sanctions belarusian banks defense
industry security officials over support
of russian invasion i don't isn't okay
whenever you see the word sanctions
sanctions are cope i'm actually gonna
announce that
um
let me actually announce that officially
sanctions equal copium law
sanctions are cope
sanctions are cope
okay
how acceptable is it to use the pretense
of this to text a girl
what the [Β __Β ] are you talking about
okay
what the [Β __Β ] are you talking about
what do you mean this is what you're
texting a girl about russia to get [Β __Β ]
you're asking me what narrative is gonna
get you the i don't know bruh
i don't think they care
you could say whatever you could
literally say whatever bro
yeah you guys gotta understand i was
with bro when i was with jackson
he'd literally be with me and he'd be
talking to girls about lysenko they
don't give a [Β __Β ] what you talk about as
long as you sound confident
okay he was literally
trying to convince them that
genes aren't real and lysenko was
correct okay well he was drunk but still
you know nobody cares
yeah as long as you sound confident and
also look like jackson so make sure you
have both of those take down
um so
let's continue
the us speaker says wants to provide
weapons with 600 million in lethal
defense weapons
yeah it's a little too late for that but
they can try and do whatever they want
the ukrainian ambassador alleges that
russia's attacking hospitals
do we have any confirmation of that can
we confirm that
see russell bentley's latest video no i
did not let's check it out
there they apparently they're attacking
hospitals oh should we really be
expected to believe that russell bentley
hospitals
oh i saw his uh ukraine liberation
stream
checked on aaron mate why
there's tejas and don boss
out in petrovsky district
looks like the
crows are heading down
back home today
coming back from uh over marienka
maybe they were
feasting on nazis today
i tell you it's a historic day today
the world has changed
not just for donbass ukraine and russia
but the whole world has changed
it's going to be
different from now on
whatever's coming next and the war's not
over the war is not over there is uh
still pockets of hardcore nazis war
criminals that
know what they got waiting for them that
you know are gonna fight to the death
because uh
thank you ghost of vidal i want to give
you show you guys a map that logo shared
and i re reshared it
so
this is ukraine if ukraine wants
decommunization go ahead
so here's our territories given to
so-called ukraine so russian czars from
1654 917 they gave him all this [Β __Β ]
right
stalin
gave ukraine these polish territories
right here in 39 and 45 right during the
um joint invasion of poland when russia
went in to secure the eastern front
they
sorry the western front they gave uh
this part of you this is the only reason
this part is part of ukraine is because
of stalin okay
khrushchev gave him crimea and in in
1922 lenin gave them all of this
okay these were all
this is the donbass this is all [Β __Β ]
russian land right lenin gave it to them
in 1922
and this is what they supposedly had in
54
yeah poland might want a lot of people
don't realize that poland wants to
reclaim this
this is don bass all of this together is
nova russia all this together is nova
russia this is don bass right here
and ukraine is pulling down statues of
lenin
lenin is the one who gave this to you
right and they talk bad about stalin
stalin gave this to you and they talk
bad about russia russia gave this to you
khrushchev gave this to you
this is all you used to have
and i don't even know if you had that
what was this this was ruthania right
this was ruthania supposedly
am i pro stalin yes
yes i am
so these are territories given to the
ukrainians it's pretty crazy right
you know they know they'll spend the
rest of their lives in a hard hard
prison if they
if they get captured so
now the tables have turned
the guys that thought that they were
going to have a fun time marching in on
civilians
women and children doing whatever they
want
it's a different deal now they've met
the russian army and they've met the
donbass defenders hungary and romania
also have claims yeah
zelinski calls general mobilization okay
let's check that breaking news zelensky
mobilization
by the way all the russians who uh were
disappointed in washington dylan burns
stream you can watch my stream
uh for the supposed troop movements that
they're hiding because i don't know like
what troop movements are even public
but if they're public then it's public
news right it's just news so if you guys
were hoping to watch twitch streams
i guess you can watch mine right
it's so stupid why would they be
watching twitch streams right
it's just virtues these people just want
a virtue signal
let's do the right thing guys
boss was larping as a ukrainian
general yesterday looking for attack
points
bro
it's like the cope is unreal people talk
about cope you're not coping
what an unreal cope you actually think
you're gonna be able to [Β __Β ] pull off
you're gonna pull off some kind of
[Β __Β ] um
ukrainian resistance against russia it's
not gonna [Β __Β ] happen
okay ukraine has signed a degree on
general mobilization
they don't stand a [Β __Β ] chance they
don't stand a [Β __Β ] chance okay i
don't know when what world
do they stand a chance
russia has seized control of airport
near kiev
russian helicopters attacked the antonev
international airport at military
airport in hasta mall near the ukrainian
capital kiev on thursday
they've seized control of the airport
here's the russian soldiers
have taken antonov airport
i mean what what more do you want
one hour and 22 minutes it's absolutely
pathetic
confirmed by ukrainian authorities a
large air assault operation with mi8
helicopters on antonov international
airport and hostimel interior ministry
says russia has seized control very
dangerous
15 minutes west
let's check it out
let's check out this footage
by the way guys where is the they them
army i'm just gonna ask that again i
keep asking that no one even no one's
responding like where's the they them
army where is that they them army
because didn't it wasn't that like the
biggest most viral thing on twitter that
they them army
so where is it now i don't know
where's the they them army i don't know
i'm confused
i can't find it anywhere
russia moscow has seized control of the
hostimal airport
uh intense fighting here
so this is near the capital of kiev
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it's an it's an air assault so it's not
a ground invasion
is there any evidence of a ground
invasion
by the way
can someone link me evidence of ground
invasion because i still have not seen
any
i would love to see some evidence of the
ground invasion
so here we have karkov
i think this is evidence right
this is the russian army in karkov
so this is a ground invasion
from crimea
isn't that all uh
the territory that they're gonna take
donbass
this is kadyrov
jim underscore jones underscore
undonated five dollars
stalin did nothing wrong
this is kadyrov
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it's the leader of
and he's right behind putin
um let's check
asb go ahead and check asb
so yeah this is the army in kharkov so
this is evidence of ground invasion
let's check asb
biden said putin's goal is to restore
the soviet union
people really eat this [Β __Β ] up don't
they
people really eat this [Β __Β ] up don't
they
guys let's do a super uh
so i got guys i got ratioed on twitter
so
this is what i got ratioed with and what
we're gonna do is um
we're gonna reverse it right
so these guys keep ratioing me and [Β __Β ]
so
you know what we're just gonna do a
super counter ratio
and
let's just like this
let's do a super counter ratio very
quickly
let's just uh prop this up
so mod spam that link
yeah we're just gonna prop that up
because it's true i mean so what
happened was
i i quoted a rosa luxemburg quote right
here ukrainian nationalism in russia was
something different right
it was the whim and the folly of a dozen
petty bourgeois intellectuals with the
slightest roots in the economic
political psychological races with the
country it was without any historical
traditions ukraine never formed a nation
or government without any national
culture except some stupid poems as if
one day imagine these
people in um
this part of germany decided to form a
nation in government
and this was opposed a few university
professors and students
and lending it yeah he inflated it this
was luxembourg's criticism of lenin and
loner box here is he's going well
actually um marx said something bad
about russia in 1853 in a completely
different context but nothing marx said
about russia suggests that russia isn't
real or isn't legitimate right so it's
just pure copium
it's just pure [Β __Β ] copium
um anyway
it's just pure [Β __Β ] copium
right we have demon mama respond
ma uh
red fast usually don't say the quiet
part aloud what are you [Β __Β ] talking
about
what are you [Β __Β ] talking about
oh no don't tell me the communist party
[Β __Β ] up on this [Β __Β ] question
this is red i said
ukraine was not a real civilization it's
true there is no historical civilization
called ukraine
there's none
ukraine's a completely artificial
construct
i don't know how you [Β __Β ] deny that
alright so the based guy in people's
world didn't write this russian invades
but there are no good guys in the
ukraine war oh my [Β __Β ] god
putin said he wants to stop nato
expansion and deter attacks against
ethnic russians
uh
they're part of this clearly the russian
legion was preparing with the old called
preemptive self-defense she's comparing
him to bush he's calling him the head of
a parasitical capitalist and gangster
class
this is definitely the influence of
terran good old terran
on the party so yeah they're sewing out
they're they're playing the both sides
bad meme right they're sewing out with
the [Β __Β ] both sides bad mean right
yeah there we go this is the democrats
of the communist party
betraying their traitors they're
complete traitors right the democrats of
the communist party are traitors to
global anti-imperialism why
again i'm gonna tell you why
because leftist love victims they don't
like when victims start to actually
defend themselves and show power and
strength
i literally predicted this every time
victims stand up for themselves
leftists are like oh i didn't mean it
like that they hate strength they hate
power right
i you know what you know
that's there's two types of people in
this world
people who just love weakness and people
who love strength
they just love victims that's all they
like is victims well russia doesn't want
to [Β __Β ] be a victim anymore so they
hate russia
the joint statement of different
communist parties including turkey and
mexico
urgent
oh my [Β __Β ] god
greece mexico spain and turkey
we're opposed to the imperialist
conflict in ukraine yeah i mean this is
all they do they they're larping
world war one they're larping the
bolshevik position world war one as if
it's comparable no to the emp this is
this law you notice do you guys notice
how much marxist larp lenin
you know how much often they larp lenin
because they're trying to really just
tap into that source and they can't
was not made to protect the people of
the region or peace but to promote the
interest of russian monopolies in
ukrainian territory
which monopolies excuse me which
monopolies
the gas companies
how
because they had no extreme too dumb ass
they were just gonna they just did you
know they're not a [Β __Β ] uh
parasitical monopoly because when
ukraine started to [Β __Β ] them over for
gas transport they said okay we'll just
build new infrastructure for nordstrom
2. so what monopolies what are you
talking about
absolute [Β __Β ] treachery
absolute treachery absolute [Β __Β ]
treachery
the absolute treachery
three of the
so-called
marxist leninists
under this
who have fallen under the sway of
its way of progressive
american unipolar ideology will never be
forgotten forgotten
today marks
the beginning
of the end of bizarre mlism
it's that simple
these fake communist party leaders right
yeah these are westernized turkish
communist party leaders they hate
erdogan because erdogan represents
the uh the turkish countryside right
lost soy level out of control this
better not be live
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the ongoing protests in moscow
what protests of a handful of people
that's nothing
that's not even a [Β __Β ] fallout boy
concert
it's absolutely nothing that they're
talking about nothing
they're talking about a [Β __Β ] fallout
boy concert holy [Β __Β ]
they're brave russian people are rising
up against they don't what do you mean
who's rising up that's a city of
millions millions and millions of people
right
look at oh my god what is this [Β __Β ]
this is the german protest oh god
why do they have to choose the most
corny [Β __Β ] banner as well
why do they choose the corny these this
is like mental problems
clearly
okay you know i'm just gonna say
something it's not really good optics
when germans are brandishing this flag
given historically speaking what forces
have actually propped up
from germany i mean it's just not a good
luck it's not really a good look for
germans to be getting involved on
ukraine's side here
you know given the whole like world war
ii thing in germany helping ukrainian
separatists
and propping up ukrainian nationalism
and you know collaborationism and
remember that whole kind of
rt has been taken down
no they haven't
rt has been taken down
yeah they have
they've been ddosed
rt is down
they took down rt in germany
but their website isn't working
their website is not working so the cia
is listen the cia
is
and [Β __Β ] western intelligence they're
so worried about people finding out the
truth about what's happening
that they took down rt
and they're ddosing rt
that's how [Β __Β ] scared they are of
the truth look if it's just propaganda
why do you care right
he was giving multiple items for
anti-russia cyber attacks there's a
worldwide rt outage yeah it's us cyber
terrorism clearly
that's pretty obviously u.s cyber
terrorism yeah that's a no-brainer for
me that's a no-brainer to me that it's
us cyber terrorism
that's pretty [Β __Β ] clear to me
unbelievable
unfucking believable
they had 20k viewers
pepe escobar's site was ddos let's see
if infrared got ddosed
infrared
dot gg
nope we're still up and running
so
uh we're still up and running
so there's that
wow these are truly
this is like
um
truly the cream of the crop of germany
right here
this is the reddit contingent of germany
what is this [Β __Β ]
guys no this is this is beautiful uh
international solidarity let's look at
the international solidarity
israelis protest against the russian
occupation of ukraine
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
we hate when countries occupy others
it's horrible when countries occupy
others
horrible
this is the best place to be protesting
that
um
biden won't say if china or india are
going to implement the sanctions well i
i know why he won't say it i can guess
because they're not gonna right they're
actually not gonna
let's go hand in hand are you are you if
i could follow up sir are you urging
china to help isolate sputnik news is
still up nice russia are you urging
china to help isolate russia
look on his face are you urging china to
help isolate russia
somehow
i get the feeling
it's just the kind of inkling
suspicion it's a small inkling suspicion
i just kind of get the feeling that
chyna is not going to do it
they are protesting my country in the
netherlands begging in front of
parliament to sanction russia this is
red this guys look what a big psyop
reddit is reddit has literally gotten
people on the grassroots
to do the bidding of the global elite
for free these are you know what look at
the logo of reddit it's like a little
bot isn't it well that's what they're
turning people into they're turning
people into the robots of the [Β __Β ]
globalist elite
oh my god so abby martin [Β __Β ] up again
didn't she this is the anti-imperialist
anti-imperialist abby martin
putin just threw a match into the
tinderbox horrific criminal behavior no
matter what precipitated this
she only loves
the global south
aka
helpless victims who have no power to
challenge
u.s imperialism
it's what pays her bills
solidarity with the brave russian
protesters let's look at some footage of
this
hey let me go oh police brutality it's
brutality
let me go
hey let me go man let me go
come on
on let me go please
come on
let me go
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it's so
blurry yeah
so much is going on
oh my god it's crazy out here the
camera's all over the place
it's so [Β __Β ] stupid people eat this
[Β __Β ] up they're buying all of it warp
speed
it's so violent
oh my god
oh my god
hold on
the ukrainian minister of defense claims
to have re-secured the airport
russia's elite military unions
he added the fight continues all right
guys this is totally real totally real
totally real
totally real
right this is totally real
wow i yeah i totally believe this guys i
totally believe this
i totally believe this
i totally believe this
totally believable
totally believable
actually this is really believable guys
like
this this guy's totally so reliable i
mean yeah the ukrainian military is
destroying russia
okay so i'm surprised ben norton hasn't
caved in
when is ben norton gonna change the uh
get the ukrainian flag emoji and join in
with the other anti-imperialists
supporting the azov battalion nazis
look up aaron mate i know who aaron mate
is
okay he was actually gonna come to la
and i was going to meet him but
he didn't
um
during russia gate skepticism of the
dominant narrative of russian
interference collusion meant to ban from
and mainstream media but progressive
spaces too opportunist is catered
accordingly that slowly lord of the
farce happen you'll see a similar thing
happen with ukraine yeah this whole
farce is gonna get exposed and so many
people are gonna come out of this
looking [Β __Β ] stupid okay so many
people are gonna come out of this whole
thing looking really [Β __Β ] stupid and
i guarantee you that
i guarantee you
so many people are gonna come out of
this whole [Β __Β ] thing looking stupid
as [Β __Β ]
right
and they're all gonna be like uh-huh you
were right you were right well i know i
was right
but your apology isn't accepted why
because you're a naive dumb [Β __Β ]
from the black sea to the eastern
mediterranean don't poke the russian
bear the u.s shouldn't have poked the
russian bear now it is fully awake after
ukraine the russians are likely to do a
clean sweep of foreign belligerents
poking around in the east med in the
black sea
what the [Β __Β ] is that
this is what happens when a bunch of
ragged hyenas jackals and tiny rodents
poke the bear
a new geopolitical order is born at
breathtaking speed
countlessly caved and called the whole
thing hell unleashed of course he did
of course he did
i love has the communist
why the [Β __Β ] did you spell it that way
you just you just mastered the tts
vocals i guess
all right
kiana you have to get out of here like i
don't i'm gonna be yelling and [Β __Β ] like
you're gonna think i'm weird so just go
okay anyway um
from the black seat of the eastern med
don't poke the russian bear
okay so
uh this is what happens when a bunch of
ragged hyenas
jackals and tiny rodents poke the
russian bear a new geopolitical order is
born at breathtaking oh yeah thank you
for the sub though appreciate the sub
uh
breathtaking speed from a dramatic
meeting of the russian security council
to an u.n history lesson delivered by
russian vladimir putin
and the subsequent birth of the baby
twins the people's revolutions donetsk
and lukon although why do people say
luhansk i thought it's lugansk right
thor deplorable let's see what is this
news
what the [Β __Β ] is this
what is this [Β __Β ]
because putin knows if i am president
united states his days of tyranny and
trying to intimidate the united states
and those in eastern europe are over
i'm going to stand up to him he's a
bully just like the president
and i know he doesn't want me to be
president but to tell you what when i'm
president things are going to change
first of all what was this recorded with
a [Β __Β ] quesadilla what was this
recorded with was this recorded with a
sock
this literally sounds like an amazon
prime movie
this sounds like a free amazon prime
movie like a horror movie like
russia this sounds like a [Β __Β ]
commercial for a [Β __Β ] small business
um
gimmick shop in the middle of [Β __Β ]
nowhere what is this
because putin knows if i am president
united states his days of tyranny and
trying to intimidate the united states
and those in eastern europe are over
i'm going to stand up to him he's a
bully just like the president
oh this was before he got elected
all right so how are you standing up to
him let's see
what are you doing that's so uh
frightening
and aren't you are you if i could follow
up sir are you urging china to help
isolate russia are you urging china to
help isolate russia
i'm not prepared to comment on that at
the moment
is india fully in sync with united
states on on russia we're going to be
we're in consultation with with india
today we haven't
resolved that
india is not going to [Β __Β ] sanction
russia why would they
the u.s thinks it leads the world it
doesn't you have europe you
if you have kenya okay this is what you
have america europe
kenya
gabon
ghana
and japan and that's all you have
and and some [Β __Β ] island in the
pacific and that's all you have okay
ukraine's interior ministry says men
between ages 8 to 60 are banned from
leaving the country
yeah because because they're totally
gonna take up arms against russia
totally
there is no ability
for anything to happen
these are some chechen soldiers in
ukraine fighting for russia
these are chechen soldiers in ukraine
just to show you
russia is not an ethno state it's always
been a multi-ethnic empire with many
different cultures and ethnicities
you know it's that simple you know
it's a multi-ethnic empire always has
been
i don't know if this is in ukraine
though
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well someone is someone clearly
interfered with that but
yeah someone's gotta shut off that radio
this is from khadirov's instagram
stories
so let's check it out
this is kadyrov's instagram
[Music]
interesting
interesting
let's continue
uh the nuclear straw that broke the
camel's back
was comedian
ukrainian president
zelinski back from the russophobia
drenched munich security conference for
his head like a messiah saying that the
1994 budapest memorandum should be
revised and ukraine should be nuclear
armed
so as soon as as soon as russia heard
this [Β __Β ] about ukraine getting
nuclear on their like hang on [Β __Β ]
right no no we're not gonna go take the
stick that's enough enough nonsense
enough nonsense
okay i really want to show the bagel
boss video it's not tos it's not extreme
violence i'll show it
bagel boss tackled
bagel boss
why is that okay the great why is it
okay for women to say oh you're five
feet on dating so this is ukraine this
is what happened
thank you hacks
that's okay
who said that to you here nobody
the women in general have said it on
dating sites you think i'm making that
[Β __Β ] so this is ukraine
everywhere i go i get the same [Β __Β ]
smirk with the biting lip
shut your mouth you're not god or my
father all my forces ukraine said how
are we gonna get nuclear weapons and
we're gonna join nato we're gonna do
this this is ukraine right the russians
are standing back not doing nothing
dude
can someone make a video putting the
ukrainian flag on this guy
and like someone make that video please
and let me upload it to my channel
i'll make you a hero of infrared outside
you want to step outside
someone please make that video
out i know
you shut up
so he just told russia to shut up this
would happen
yeah so that's what happened you know
the rest is history
he gets tackled oh my god
that's what happens okay you know
it's that whole thing you know [Β __Β ]
around found out whatever
that whole thing people keep saying
right that's what happened
they just wanted don bass
that's it okay
that would be the equivalent of a
nuclear mexico mexico
or nuclear cuba what about the cuban
missile crisis remember that
guys remember the cuban missile crisis
where the u.s was literally willing to
nuke the world to prevent cuba from
having nuclear weapons why the [Β __Β ]
there you go that [Β __Β ] annoying power
level [Β __Β ] why the [Β __Β ]
would russia tolerate that
on its own [Β __Β ] border i don't
understand the double standards
i don't understand these double [Β __Β ]
standards people are trying to subject
russia to
am i like the only guy who's saying this
[Β __Β ] stop [Β __Β ] redeeming the power
level or i'm taking removing it okay
i don't even only reason i'm doing it is
because
[Β __Β ] i'm i feel like twitch forces me
i'm removing that i'm removing it now
i'm sick of this [Β __Β ] i'm removing
it
yup no i'm removing it i'm removing that
[Β __Β ] keep wasting your points i don't
give a [Β __Β ] i'm removing that [Β __Β ]
power level [Β __Β ] okay i'm removing that
[Β __Β ] bull i'm so sick of this [Β __Β ]
it's supposed to be a fun thing that we
do but it's just become so annoying
viewer rewards channel points
customize
manage rewards and chat yeah it's so
power level actually i'm going to edit
it
and this one's going to be
50 million 50 1 2 3 1 2 3. there you go
50 million okay
the show power level there you go
there you go
oh this one needs to definitely be
[Β __Β ] edited the come on stream one
needs to be two million
the end stream one guys i'm gonna make
this worse for you i'm gonna make that
3 million
that's way too dangerous
okay there we go
now saved yeah it's saved okay
so no more of this [Β __Β ] okay thank
you uh woo man moo low see appreciate
you
all right anyway going back
that would be the equivalent when
nuclear mexico saw the hegemon putin
immediately turned
responsibility to protect upside down an
american construct invented to launch
wars was refitted to stop a slow-motion
genocide and donbass
yeah we're not bluffing again i need you
guys to understand russia is not a
country that issues threats it's never
been a country that issues threats it's
a country that acts upon its word meat
and potatoes it doesn't issue these
threats okay you're used to america
which always issues threats
that is not
what russia does okay
um let's see there's a press briefing
right
crane's freedom
so that's that's what we wanted to avoid
look
ultimately ultimately
the goal of our sanctions is to make
this a strategic failure more cope
sanctions cope define a little bit of
what that means
strategic success in the 21st century is
not about a physical land grab of terror
how would you feel if ukraine is able to
fight back the invasion
how would i feel if ronald mcdonald
um
was president of [Β __Β ] kazakhstan i
don't know
can you attract ideas and talent and
goodwill and on each of those measures
this will be a failure for russia
i'm sorry
she's not done yet
on president putin but did do you but is
it fair to say no one expected the
sanctions to prevent anything you
certainly expected that right look we we
signaled as clearly as we could
what was coming
if russia proceeded with an invasion
um
you know
as i mentioned before and they didn't
give a [Β __Β ] they don't care because
guess what germany and france are not on
board
that's your [Β __Β ] problem now isn't it
in this case putin made the wrong choice
has been pressuring allies to still
reject russia from the swift system can
you say if the us is still
intensely working to pressure allies to
do the same how intensely are you guys i
can't comment on what the uk's position
is i'm not uh i'm not going to speak to
that but what i'll say is the sanctions
measures we impose today i think without
question were the most consequential
ever levied on russia and arguably the
most consequential ever levied in
history if you look at the aggregate
financial impact on russia
um so that's why we took the measures
that we did i want to show you what the
progressive
staff with our allies in particular
and because
is the u.s really still making an
intense effort let me show you this or
is it essential this being swift
well look again i'm just going to repeat
all options are on the table and we're
we're prepared to ratchet costs higher
at a time and place of our choosing
and you know president putin should take
that seriously afterwards russia to take
a tough measure in response to eu
sanctions
so guess what
russia is uh doubling down
russia's doubling down right
let's check it out
do you know where his money is
not going to comment on that and
secondly um
if uh
what is the message to russia at this
point on what it would take this is the
tough guy who can beat up joe rogan
because of his massive physical presence
we haven't sanctioned putin personally
or the great majority of russian oil
exports or disconnected them from the
world's banking system but in the
current which is like the only thing
that would make a difference
why because biden is worried about the
political fallout from inflation and
rich u.s donors would also be affected
what
who would be affected by inflation
[Β __Β ] jank
how about regular americans
not just rich donors what a stupid thing
to say
in their own destiny
that would be a different situation but
that's not where we are
tyler
um you uh suggested that there are
things that still remain on the table
but as you walk through the hypothetical
scenarios of trying to keep diplomacy
open
you you said that they have now crossed
the line but if you're saying there's
still more on the table do you expect
things to get worse in the coming days
that russia will continue to move
forward is that the intelligence i know
you guys have been quite transparent
about the intelligence you have are you
keeping things back because you think
the situation is going to get worse i
think we've we've been transparent in uh
to a remarkable degree one aspect of
that transparency is by saying
we can't get into president putin's head
and so your question requires me to
speculate on on how he's thinking about
next steps and i simply can't do that
but just in terms of u.s intelligence
you can't really do [Β __Β ] now can you how
the different sanctions you have in and
keeping things on the table
is that a sense that it it will get
worse because you wanna politicians are
against europe once again
uh
no the the the uh just superficially
they are they still need that russian
gas
the targeting the russian energy
industry is totally off the table is
that what you're saying believe
what i'm saying is that our measures
were not designed to disrupt in any way
the current flow of energy from russia
to the world now
um we have also said what is what is
wrong with desktop audio
technology can be used across many
sectors he said body only cares about
rich donors yeah in the same breath he
talked about oh it's just inflation who
gets affected by inflation dumbass
as it relates to energy oh only in your
left ear
i think um okay i know it's late uh but
we will get to as much i think that's an
issue with the video itself let me test
uh to see if it's true
yeah that's an issue with the stream
without an announcement that they've
that's the stream itself disaster
assistance response team to respond to
humanitarian needs in ukraine uh this
star team which is currently based in
poland is working closely with european
allies oh it's it's will be on the front
lines of our response it's the mama
there will lead the us government's
humanitarian response to help address
critical needs caused by russia's
invasion of ukraine the dark comprises
17 disaster experts from usaid who are
assessing the situation identifying
priority needs to scale up assistance
inside ukraine and working with partners
to provide rapidly needed assistance to
communities affected by the conflict i
know a number of you have also asked me
and we've tried to provide as much
detail as possible about how the
president has spent his time over the
last period since last evening i think
we put out a few details but just to
reiterate for all of you
he closely monitored the events on the
ground
from both the oval office and then back
in the residence over the course of last
evening we put out a few details last
night including the fact that he spoke
repeatedly with his national security
adviser jake sullivan he also spoke with
his u.s u.n ambassador linda thomas
greenfield before she gave that powerful
speech at the u.n last night he received
a briefing from
secretary austin chairman milley
secretary blinken and his national
security adviser around 11 pm
approximately last evening as well and
as you know he also spoke with president
zielinski he continued to monitor
closely into the wee hours last night
this morning as you all know he engaged
or he met for
just about an hour with his national
security team which included um
both a full table in the mama bear is on
the case
from the cabinet from the national
security team on the screen
during that meeting uh as a standard he
received an update from of course
defense intel his diplomatic team about
the status on the ground and he has of
course remained closely engaged who is
this through this to the day
you know he also had it she's a
communist couple of hours this morning
we're being ruled by communists this
afternoon on the phone i told you she's
a communist congress democratic and
republican leaders in congress briefing
them on the situation on a secure call
uh briefing them on the situation on the
ground uh answering questions they had
as well the full picture that has been
uh his day to date uh and he is
continuing of course this is the full
picture other priorities as president uh
but why don't we go to you zeke thanks
uh james picking up on that uh as the
president made any additional foreign
leader calls today hasn't spoken to the
president zelinski
um since their call we're not saving
there's nothing another call to
president zielenski i expect as as you
have seen over the past several days he
will continue to have calls with leaders
we will keep you abreast as those happen
and with the us government saying that
it believes that the russian objective
right now is to
go decapitate look at this check this
out
this is the man from donbass
who's overjoyed
with joy
happiest day of my life
not having to think about where to hide
for the first time from bombardings in
eight years
seeing russian
cruise missiles fly toward their torment
but all the people saying pray for the
people of ukraine never gave up [Β __Β ]
about the people living in dawn bass
were victims by the [Β __Β ] ukrainian uh
as of battalion
bombardments
we've certainly seen i've seen we've
certainly seen his uh his tweet or his
request via tweet but i don't have an
update on that request that's not
off the table with no presence
again i don't have any updated on this
point in time or status of the
discussions go ahead thanks just a
follow-up on troops faster than a few
cyber questions do you expect nato to
call up a major response force and how
many u.s troops could be called to help
with that
that's really up to nato as you know we
have a number of troops thousands of
troops that are uh on call uh but that
is a decision to make made by the nato
alliance the president said if only
cyber attacks against our companies our
critical infrastructure we are prepared
to respond so just clarifying does that
first mean that there has not been any
evidence of hey guys from russia make of
this what you will
but i feel like it's my duty to report
on this so this person got banned from
twitter for reporting this
um so this is clearly information
twitter does not want you to see or know
about
so
let's uh let's actually dig into this um
just making sure the video is vetted
there's no [Β __Β ]
yeah there's no [Β __Β ] okay look i
feel like it's my responsibility to show
this to you because twitter for some
reason does not want you to see it okay
so let's check it out because the person
who posted it got banned
that's interesting right
um let's get rid of this
i think maybe on something about ukraine
zielinski said the russians are firing
at military installations
i am seeing speculation that this could
be
u.s installed bio labs
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so these are bio labs across ukraine
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we have bio labs and it's marked as
defense
studying the most dangerous viruses in
the world at russia's border
this is all at russia's border too
[Music]
russia has been accusing us of creating
bio weapons at their border vladimir
putin's advisors to the us's developing
biological weapons near their border
[Music]
they have good reason to believe that
the us nhi nih funded
gain of function in wuhan then c19 got
out and it ruined the world russia and
china asked the u.n for u.s allies to be
checked and limited in their
capabilities four months ago
[Music]
china and russia blame the us for the
c19 outbreak they're fearful that the
u.s have more viruses to let out
[Music]
this is massive
how does this pertain to ukraine
well in ukraine there are there
explosions taking place here the
reported explosion in lusk
75 miles inland in far western ukraine
the opposite border of russia
what does it have to do with crimea
donetsk in the east
reportedly kiev has seen missile strikes
as well at their airports and military
installations
kiev is also on the western side of
ukraine also a city the us government
has confirmed the us that built bio labs
in
wow this is the only place you're
getting this [Β __Β ] anywhere i i don't
think anyone's reporting on this
unbelievable
putin also continues to call it a
special military opposit operation
says he wants to demilitarize and
denotify the country but not occupy what
does that mean what is he really
targeting
i know he targeted airports and military
capabilities but if putin really
believes administrating stated publicly
multiple times that the u.s are creating
bioweapons in russia's borders then this
situation could be way bigger
for all this to make sense you must be
privy to the reality of the us nih that
indeed create the c19 in wuhan which has
been accepted as the reality and
confirmed in the emails between collins
and fauci
um
so
he made that thread and then he got
banned
from twitter
i wonder why
that's pretty [Β __Β ] weird to me that's
pretty [Β __Β ] sauce
if you ask me that's pretty sauce he
warned if uh others are involved of such
consequences that you have never
encountered in your history does the u.s
understand that as a threat of using
nuclear weapons um
well we can't obviously get into the
minds of president putin as much as he
said that nor do we know
all the specific details about his
strategic posture but we don't see any
increased threat in that regard at this
point in time
good uh just follow up on some of the
cyber questions sure i know that you and
others have talked about
how uh the government is on alert the
potential of a cyber attack but can you
share like are there any specific steps
that are being taken uh that you can
share that the us is doing to protect
the infrastructure power grid us banks
well i would say one we've been uh
there's been efforts that have been
ongoing for some time since the
beginning of the administration to
harden um the private sector work the
with the private sector in partnership
to harden their cyber security
protections we've actually seen a great
deal of progress made in the financial
sector it's it's one of the stronger
sectors in terms of protections from a
cyber front uh that we see out there so
it's been ongoing for several months
obviously when there are moments like
this where we continue to watch and look
for what the potential is uh we will we
continue to to engage closely with a
range of industries about what they need
to do about the potential threats um and
that's something that happens obviously
privately is it's true on hassan's
stream as well
where it's just the left ear that people
are talking about and also
um
i am
reloading eldon ring if we have time
where's the option letting you guys know
i'm pre-loading elden ring if we have
time later tonight um uh seen or unseen
as we like to say in more available
english um but i'm not going to get into
specifics of what that looks like he has
a range of options go ahead thanks on
oil prices and spr does the
administration have an oil price in mind
that would trigger another release from
the spr i think not that we're going to
get into detail or from here uh jj i
understand certainly the question um
what you heard the president talk about
today and i can just reiterate a little
bit is that what has been ongoing both
from the president who's been very
engaged in this uh having conversations
with leaders in the middle east and
other parts of the world as well as many
members of his national security team
taking whatever steps we can to mitigate
the impact on the global oil markets and
obviously that means increasing supply
obviously a coordinated release from the
strategic petroleum reserve would be
part of that but in terms of what that
looks like or the specifics i'm just not
in a position to get into more details
at this point thanks if the worst
happens and russia either
reduces the flow of natural gas or cuts
off energy altogether to europe does the
administration have a good idea for how
long
households in europe could last under
that kind of circumstance i i don't have
an assessment of that um from here i can
certainly check with our economic team
one thing i will say that one of the
steps we've been taking obviously
natural gas shortages and supply is it
is an enormous regional issue one that
would hugely impact europe more than
here of course one of the steps we've
been focused on and been taking is
engaging with um partners who have uh
who may have ex
excess um lng supply like countries in
europe japan for example where they had
where we would
europe's to get gas from japan the holy
copium
we've been working to um to help
mitigate um any impact of a further
invasion and a shortage in europe
go ahead some of the activity that we've
seen today in ukraine some of the
clashes had been in and around chernobyl
does the united states have an
assessment of the risk of a radioactive
release
so i do have one actual update on that
as well there's also been there was also
a
report out so let me speak to this first
just so i don't forget um about um
uh
uh
hostages uh around there as well so holy
copious first uh we are outraged by
credit credible reports that russian
soldiers are currently holding the staff
of the chernobyl facilities hostage this
unlawful and dangerous hostage-taking
which could upend the routine civil
service efforts required to maintain
yeah totally they're holding them
hostage totally is obviously incredibly
alarming and greatly concerning
concerning we condemn it and we request
their release in terms of a further
assessment i don't have anything more on
that from here you gave a readout of how
the president spent
past 24 hours or so
first i wanted to ask about his call
with president zielinski did he indicate
if he was still in keeve did he identify
his location at this point
we are aware of where he is located and
we are in touch with him i would say on
that call what what they discussed is
president zielinski's
request for the president to be to
condemn the actions of president putin
and the russians and to engage with
other global leaders about it and that's
exactly what he's done we've seen a
number of statements today from former
presidents president obama president
bush also saw what is when can i play
elden ring when is that available the
president you mentioned
he made an offer he had been in contact
with his predecessors has he been in
touch with any of his predecessors
during this he has not been today and
then in terms of another domestic
priority that was snopes is claiming
it's uh
snopes is claiming it's russian
propaganda despite the fact that he
cited the us embassies page where the
u.s government confirms they have bylabs
in ukraine
thank you
crimea has water now
you know you know ukraine has been
depriving crimeans of water and now they
have water we have to bleed yeah i'm
praying for the people of former ukraine
it's an interesting question
i'm praying that the good things coming
their way remain what's great that they
have water now that's a beautiful thing
the steps we tried to take is to they
liberated the canal and hydroelectric
dam that's a beautiful thing that they
have water now
that's a great and beautiful thing
we uh family members as well because
what we've seen the tactics they've used
in the past is they've moved money
around and resources around to family
members and we tried to address that on
the front end in terms of the banking
and the financial sector i mean it
accounts for such a large percentage of
of how they do business that that is it
would be a difficult thing for them to
plan and plot against and if you look to
just even the anticipation of the
potential sanctions as dileep was
mentioning you know the ruble is the
worst performing currency in the world
right now uh they're inflation oh no
skyrocket oh no the the fiat petrol the
fiat petrodollar currencies today and
that's even it's not it's not exchanging
for the petro dollar paper worthless
piece of [Β __Β ] toilet paper us dollar it
it feels to me it would be a little hard
to plan around and plot around given the
significance of what was done today and
the fact that
when we
sanctioning 10 10 of russia's financial
institutions and these export control
measures which essentially cuts
president putin off from semiconductors
and access to a range of technology he
wants for the future those are difficult
things to uh plan ahead for and then i
guess secondly um does he mention have
any assessment for how china is reacting
to this at this point whether they are
willing to provide support to russia how
much and has there been any kind of
contact there to kind of attempt to move
them off of any support well
in terms of what impact they can have i
mean china
only accounts for about 15 percent of
china and russia i'm not sure you can
double check me on this about 15 of the
global economy if you look at g7
partners in the us and europe it's about
50 percent right so they cannot cover
uh what the impact of the sanctions that
have been announced in coordination with
europe would how they would impact
russia you know i think from our
perspective as it relates to china well
i can't get into the heads of of what
their thinking is you know this is a
really a moment for china for any
country to think about what side of
history they want to stand on here um
and you know that is certainly the the
the case that we would make publicly and
privately i think you saw that secretary
blinken spoke with his counterpart just
a couple of days ago
you know the president's certainly open
to speaking with his counterpart but i
don't have any prediction of that at
this point in time or a timeline go
ahead thanks jen over the past couple
weeks as you've been sending the alarm
on this you've
put the sanctions package together done
conducted diplomacy with the russians
and the rest of the world um
how did the ukrainian government use
that time
uh since they've been initially warned
that this was
a likelihood did they use that time
wisely to prepare
tell me more about what you mean exactly
well uh you're seeing reports from uh
the streets in russia of i'm sorry in
ukraine of people being surprised
you had obviously local and national
leadership in ukraine
uh
telling people to stay calm tournament
to go to work even the day before
the invasion began so were they properly
prepared and was there more that they
could have done
in lolita well i think it's not
particularly constructive for us to give
an assessment of that what
what i can tell you is that our focus
has been on providing
what has turned out to be quite accurate
and transparent information about what
the president putin has was preparing to
do which is invade ukraine and we have
been very clear with american citizens
who are there we have been clear with
our european partners uh four months now
uh including ukrainian leadership uh so
that has been what our focus has been um
and you know we will remain a strong
support supporter and partner of of uh
president zelinski and ukraine moving
forward go ahead thanks chad um
following up on the sanctioned question
yeah we have heard for for weeks that
these sanctions were at least in part a
part of a strategy that was based on
deterrence as well as prevention uh
today with the president's comment that
no one expected the sanctions to prevent
anything from happening moving forward
do you expect this slate of sanctions to
prevent any further advancement or
aggression from russia well i would say
that later in the later in the back and
forth or the press avail he also said
when asked
if sanctions cannot stop president putin
what penalty can and he said i didn't
say sanctions couldn't stop him which
leads me to believe that's not exactly
what he meant he also went on to say the
threat of sanctions and imposing the
sanctions and seeing the effect of
sanctions are two different things and
the way we look at this broadly speaking
and delete touched on this a little bit
is that oh this is adorable a deterrent
guys look at look at this look at
zelinski 100 foolproof adorable
check this out this is absolutely
adorable this is precious
zelinski
i am staying in kiev with my people and
so does my family
ukraine stand alone they don't want us
in nato nobody wants to fight for us
nobody wants to fight for us
what did i say i remember that song i
told you remember that song
remember that song
that the joke is up the speech a few
days ago where he questioned the
legitimacy of ukraine as a sovereign
country he's also talked about how the
breakup of the soviet union was the
worst thing that's happened that's a
paraphrase um in recent uh you know in
decades of history that's literally true
because it is but the other part of it
that we are how is it not most people
didn't want the soviet union to be
dissolved they took a vote and they
didn't want it to skyrocketing get on
eldon ring
you can't even play it yet
right
i don't even know how the [Β __Β ] people
are playing that game
um but i think i will play elden ring
later in the day
6 p.m est
well
it's 87 percent installed right so
francis fukuyama
what's next in ukraine shut the [Β __Β ] up
dude this is the guy who predicted the
end of history he got blown the [Β __Β ] up
well in many senses they're already
feeling the impact i mean look at where
the ruble is look at where inflation is
look at uh where the markets are in
russia
in terms of how putin will feel the the
impact we just sanctioned a range of
olga
i like all the people who are like
you're a piece of [Β __Β ] haze like when
did you ever think i was your friend
like aren't you the same people that
tried to relentlessly attack me on a
personal level for literal months with
absolutely no [Β __Β ] you what do you
think like you think i'm your friend i'm
not your ally dude i am your enemy i am
literally your enemy right
um
what did you think right you these are
the same people crying and bitching and
moaning that i'm pro-russian
you're such a horrible human being
you can suck my nuts aren't you the same
people that have like
wait you you literally appeal to
authority so when russia shows its own
authority you cry victim shut the [Β __Β ]
up [Β __Β ] all you've ever done is appeal
to the might and power of u.s
imperialism to justify your [Β __Β ]
position
and now that russia's flexing its
muscles you're gonna [Β __Β ] and cry
victim literally suck my [Β __Β ]
the baby [Β __Β ] get in my [Β __Β ] vc it's
baffling it's actually [Β __Β ] baffling
i mean you guys were the ones who were
saying russia is going to get destroyed
by the them army
so you are the ones with your might is
right they them army [Β __Β ] where's your
[Β __Β ] bay them army where is it
where's your they them army
where is your they them army that's my
question the president has been
working with speechwriters working with
paul members of his policy team to
finalize details of his state of the
union
doing starting to do some read throughs
not too many yet i expect those will
increase in the days ahead i expect we
won't have too much of a preview for you
maybe tomorrow but maybe more likely
this weekend
he's also been
engaging with his covet team
talking about where we are in the state
of the pandemic what's next in the
pandemic uh he's been working closely
with his economic team on uh and
receiving updates on the supply chain
the implementation of the influence
russia's not gonna target civilians in
their strikes they're just not going to
i mean what world would they do that
they wouldn't
very hard at work that's like that's
when you're talking about heavy levels
of guerrilla warfare i mean that's
you're you're talking about like 20 000
steps ahead of the situation right now
okay
why would they target civilians they're
not going to out in the station they're
already doing it prove it [Β __Β ]
dumbass
there were some civilian casualties yeah
i don't doubt there's there might be
some collateral damage
there always is
which is horrible
but you know what was really horrible
the
some twelve thousand thirteen thousand
russians who were slaughtered by the
ukrainians neo-nazis and the ukrainian
army in the dawn bass that was also
horrible
by the way
but you didn't care about that
everything from the cdc is obviously
reviewing mass guidance but also uh how
we're going to ensure eight years of
innocent lives being lost in dawn bass
people yeah ukrainian tanks taking cover
in residential areas for russian
airstrikes knowing they won't be
targeted there exactly a couple of
questions first a follow-up about some
of the humanitarian needs you've been
talking about you've talked about how
much money fighting hits russia with
sanctions shifts troops to germany
get to the ukraine yeah it's back on
thursday against russia's invasion of
ukraine
unleashing robust new sanctions ordering
the deployment of thousands of
additional troops
to germany
he acknowledged that the invasion
and the efforts before putin will have a
cause for american assistance in
conflict zones uh and we typically work
uh in usaid specifically has a great
test to resolve the west with that see
if we will stay together third party uh
entities obviously the government which
nobody gives away no you're not gonna
stay together [Β __Β ] that we would
provide germany wants that russian gas
keep [Β __Β ] coping and crying for you
at this point in time and then another
question for you and this has been
happening why you've been up at the
podium okay
i'm not trying to ambush you but i
wanted to give you a chance to respond
um senator ted cruz is speaking at cpac
and you came up he um
he called you quote unquote peppermint
patty and has encouraged people to boo
you i wonder don't tell him
patty
i so i'm not going to take it too
oh my god guys i have breaking news
breaking news oh my god reddit oh my god
guys i have breaking news
breaking news
ready
the anonymous collective has taken down
the website of the russian propaganda
station rt news
hold on you know what hold on
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so
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you wanted to see the man behind the
mask
well here he is
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is
is
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thank you elod man
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fear this man
fear him
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oh
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oh my god putin run
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retreat
retreat
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retreat
i love how like reddit has made it seem
like grassroots initiatives
so is this do you all think this is act
one in a multiple country invasion well
i'm not going to make a prediction of
that but we certainly think he has
grander ambitions in ukraine
does he believe that yeah he doesn't
want to revive the soviet union he
literally shut the [Β __Β ] up right
that's what i want to do that's what the
communist party of the russian
federation wants to do
putin has no intention he's not yeah
he's liberal ambitions in ukraine hence
the military uh campaign is continuing
thanks
there's more everyone
anonymous has attacked
oh my god
it's like can it get any more pathetic
so biden's executive order on crypto is
delayed
oh my god reddit moment this is so cute
ukraine has all of reddit behind it
this is beautiful all of reddit is
uniting against ukraine i bet you if i
go to reddit right now the top page of
reddit is going to be like stand with
ukraine stand with ukraine look at this
look it's so relatable they decided to
lower case the sentence hey people let's
demand twitter remove russia from here
no place for an aggressor like russia on
western social media platforms they
should not be allowed to use these
platforms to promote their image while
brutally killing the ukrainian people
ukraine doing what ukraine has always
done
paddle tailing
to
bigger western powers
to fight its own battles
and getting ignored
lol
[Laughter]
oh god it's literally that simple
it's actually that simple
it's actually that simple
all right let's go on reddit.com and i
want to show you guys
uh let's look at the top page of reddit
what do we got
home
how do i find like the top page
all
oh my god reddit moment
reddit ukrainian troops are pre-captured
ostomal infield the northwest suburbs of
kiev
people like 28 000 people literally just
pretended they know what the [Β __Β ] that
means right
anonymous oh my god
holy [Β __Β ]
people are chanting no to war in moscow
so the tides are turning
everyone the tides are turning in moscow
look at this
it's um
i cannot believe this the tides are
turning
the tides are turning in moscow
the millions of people are in my it's
the tides are turning guys against
russia
it's literally the entirety of
vos viewers in russia
[Applause]
all right should i invite like five
people over my house and say like
michigan is having an uprising and we'll
just walk on the sidewalk
how many people do you need for it to be
in a like as a newsworthy event really
how many people do you really need to be
a newsworthy event because like
this is the same amount of people who
play pokemon go in a small town and meet
up together
holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ] that stretches so long
is like the line to the ps3
after five days that it came out
this is like the ps3 the playstation 3
line five days after it was released
look at this guy come on look at this
guy in my chat i love how redditers talk
about cope you are coping hard
bruh
just wake up
is this little how much is good 45 000.
this isn't cope
do you really think
this is turning the tides
come on man i feel like you're coping at
this point i really feel like you're
coping at this point
you really think ukraine stands a chance
i think you're coping you really think
russians are against the government here
i think you're coping i think this is
cope
i think this is every single russian
reddit user gathered together
a lot of people guys that's like this is
like 30 people okay
this is like i mean this is like 30
whole people guys this is a lot
one hour 22 minutes the whole [Β __Β ]
ukrainian army is destroyed but keep
coping i'm sure they're they're putting
up resistance the good guys are fighting
back
look all over the world look germany
these are the toughest most
tough
battle-hardened
warlike people these are the same people
that talk about fighting and [Β __Β ] you
ever notice these lip shits like they're
always talking about fighting and wars
and tough they're like oh you just look
like a tough guy real tough guys look
like this no this is one of the things
we're like
like it's popular on the internet for
people to think like guys it's just like
the they them army thing oh you have a
manly recruitment ad well look what
happens that's not how reality works no
it actually is how reality works it
really literally is like in reality
the soy weaklings lose and the tough
guys win and it's it's i'm sorry the
nerd does not get the girl
the nerd actually doesn't get the girl
in real life i want you to know that
you've been taught
by vosh destiny and dylan burns
and
who the [Β __Β ] else
that
you know
that the nerd gets the girl it's not
true the redditor doesn't get the girl
in the end right
it's just not true
the manlet does not get the girl
remember
you know i i just wouldn't bring that up
as an example because it's not really a
good example like
all i'm gonna say is that's not a good
example okay
it's just not a good example
that's a really bad example
that's a really bad example for whatever
you're trying to get at here
uh but you're gonna go ahead and get
banned because i'm sick of you know
people trying to
talk about private [Β __Β ] but let me just
say it's
yeah it's not a good example for you
okay anyway let's look at what's going
on the c-span networks bring you
long-form public affairs programming
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this is the resistance guys
resistance
fight russia
stop putin
we're all united together
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look at this
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the tides are shifting in ukraine
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we can do it right ahead
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pokemon go ukraine
pokemon go ukraine
pokemon go ukraine
we'll do it together
we can do it
resistance
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oh yeah
oh
yeah we bout to show the world yeah
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it's beautiful
oh my god but i can make an explosion
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me
i've got high high hopes
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i like this song
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fallout
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foreign
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foreign
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this makes me so proud to be russian i'm
not even russian
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ukraine just happened to [Β __Β ] with the
wrong one
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beautiful
all right zelenski we're not afraid to
talk with russia about anything about
security guarantees for our country
we're not afraid to talk about a neutral
status we are not in nato but what kind
of guarantees will we have and what
countries will provide them to us
take the l already
already
they
them army is not coming to save you
was were army
so let me show you some spooky stuff
do i think putin is good yeah let me
show you some spooky stuff
check my twitter dms okay uh i do want
to show you some spooky stuff though
this video
why is it okay
no way
for women to say oh you're five feet on
dating sites you should be dead that's
okay
who said that to you here nobody the
women in general have said it on dating
sites you think i'm making that [Β __Β ] up
everywhere i go i get the same [Β __Β ]
smirk with the biting lip
shut your mouth you're not god or my
father all my thoughts
dude you want to step outside you want
to step outside huh i'm not standing now
i'm not i'm not
you shut up dude [Β __Β ] up
how do i save that how do i save it
how do i save this please tell me how to
save it how do i like get the link for
this
oh yeah han i have it in the uh
it's an original content right here okay
i'm i'm downloading it and i'm sharing
it to twitter right now
oh this is perfect
this is
a recap of what happened
all right we're sharing that to twitter
oh [Β __Β ] why is it only 29 seconds hold
on
it's not even the whole thing
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oh my god
no this is a different one okay i want
the other one i want the one we just saw
how do i kind of johnny can you um
can you give me that one to download
how do i download that
i can't download it how do i download it
johnny the commie can you give me that
one to download
uh i don't give a [Β __Β ] about richard
spencer dude can you give me that one to
download put it in the uh put it in
original content in our discord
yeah no no put it in original content on
discord
it's perfect
oh [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ]
okay nothing got leaked holy [Β __Β ]
this isn't message requests anyway
okay
all right but yeah just put it in
original content and uh
yeah opportunity is put on the table for
a negotiated um resolution russia just
said
no
russia just said the golan heights are
core syrian territory
what the [Β __Β ] that's
this is going global
holy [Β __Β ]
russia just took a side on the golan
heights
holy [Β __Β ] it's going global
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holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ]
syria's coming back too holy [Β __Β ]
now that's multi-polarity
arat said
that after israel's statement of ukraine
moscow sent a message to tel aviv
confirming its non-recognition of
israel's sovereignty over the golan
heights this is [Β __Β ] beautiful this
must be how redditors felt when they saw
the avengers this is probably how
redditors felt when they saw the
avengers that's how i feel right now
syria russia china uh venezuela cuba
everybody's united together and it's
like it's all one multi-polar big happy
family it's tanky christmas
east germany's gotta come back too you
know this is how redditors feel when it
comes to the agenda the holy [Β __Β ] bro i
swear to god
this is [Β __Β ] beautiful this is
absolutely beautiful
all right i'm gonna upload that thing to
[Β __Β ] um twitter
i'm uploading that [Β __Β ] to twitter also
there's some spooky stuff i want to show
you guys
russian mission to the u.n let's go
we're concerned over israel's our tel
aviv announced plans for expanding
settlement in the occupied golan heights
which contradicts the provisions of the
49 geneva convention russia doesn't
recognize israel's sovereignty of the
golan heights let's [Β __Β ] go
holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ]
yeah
[Β __Β ] russia's the imperialist one
right let's [Β __Β ] go [Β __Β ]
let's [Β __Β ] go
holy [Β __Β ]
all right we gotta boost this tweet
because i feel like this one can go
viral
all right
a recap of what happened
this one's going to go viral
we got to make this go viral guys come
on we got a boost we got to astro turf
this tweet a little bit okay let's astro
turf this tweet because
it's the best it's probably the best
thing i've ever tweeted and and credit
johnny the kami
i'll credit you johnny the community
let's what's your name johnny the commie
okay i'm gonna credit you
but it's better to post it on my account
because i like
i'm already semi-famous right
i'm gonna do credit
credit
uh let me find you
johnny
the commie all right
let's credit him all right and then this
tweet let's astro turf this so mods
let's spam this
and then i'm also gonna uh
i'm also going to post it in the discord
announcements
dude you wanna step outside you wanna
step outside huh
that's exactly what happened that's
literally exactly what happened
zielinski we're not afraid to talk with
russia yeah shut the [Β __Β ] up bro that's
it's literally exactly what happened
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okay
[Music]
welcome back to crosstalk where all
things are considered i'm peter level to
remind you we're discussing events in
ukraine
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okay gentlemen i want to talk about two
related topics here first of all let's
talk about energy let's talk about the
north stream too and of course the
gambit to in my opinion this is all
about trying to neutralize russia from
europe to for the west to focus
extensions on china which i think is a
stupid fever dream but i think it's in
the cards here first of all let's go to
toronto let's talk about energy let's
look at the history of nordstream 2.
what was its origins oh i remember
germany requested russia to build a
second pipeline it was a german idea and
the russians built it had a very hefty
sum okay of course when you look at
western media particularly american
media they talk about it as if it's an
american pipeline you know i don't know
why joe biden or donald trump or anyone
else in any american administration
feels they have ownership of something
that they don't own but that's exactly
how they talk about it in the media so
europe now is experiencing spooky stuff
though
and there is a pipeline that could be
full of gas but they don't want to fill
it up because somehow this benefits
russia actually benefits consumers and
produces look at this guys this is a
little weird uh the radioactive
radiation at the reactor of chernobyl
has increased significantly in the last
few hours
what the [Β __Β ]
why is that the react
so apparently troop movements disturb
radioactive soil and vibrations create
an increase in particle emissions
is that is that it that's pretty weird
this is pretty weird stuff
i mean this looks pretty dramatic to me
this looks like a dramatic jump to me if
you ask me right
um supposedly russia was attacking
ukrainian biolabs yes we did cover that
um
i'm not exactly sure
oh [Β __Β ]
oh [Β __Β ] my water
i ordered water
why is this on flip-flopping
hassan is [Β __Β ] flip-flopping
because
he got canceled by his own community
he's scared of his own [Β __Β ] community
the account reporting on the attacks on
the bio lab were immediately suspended
courtesy of midas touch yeah those
[Β __Β ] midas touch people are extremely
glowy
they're extremely [Β __Β ] um
they're they're federal agents they're
they're just weird yeah soros whatever
the [Β __Β ]
they're yeah they're like chernobyl
levels of radiation
so this is kind of weird i don't know
what i'm not a [Β __Β ] physicist i don't
know what the the cause of that is
but
oh god
laughs
i love the bagel boss video of it it's
[Β __Β ] great it's beautiful
you know how much i make these [Β __Β ]
rad lips seed you know i'm like
i am taking russia's side
i like russia
i'm pro-russian i'm a pro-russian guy
i'm not i've never i've never lied about
that by the way
i'm
i am a pro-russian man okay
i've never hid that i've never denied it
i'm a pro-russian guy and not to
distract too much about the russia stuff
but guys check this out right i think
we're kind of being distracted a little
bit by the media
dozens of trucks set forth to washington
sea from california under the name
people's convoy based
based pretty based
now why am i pro-russian
uh i don't know it's just like that's i
don't know
since i was childhood you know i just
always been attached to russia i guess i
don't know
i i'm rooting for russians that's my
point i'm rooting for the russians i
want the russians to defend themselves i
want them to preserve themselves i'm
rooting for them because
russia has such a rich
beautiful civilization and history
and it would be a god damn
great loss to humanity
if russia
got rid of its own identity and
submitted to the west
it would be a god damn loss to humanity
as a whole
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yeah the live all map i have the link
yeah
so that's uh kind of unrelated but yeah
i don't know if this map updates
automatically let's refresh it
10 kilometer long traffic at the border
crossing into poland a lot of those azov
battalion people were crossing to poland
energy measure says gazprom has worked
towards current moment
thank you so much live to be in khan
appreciate you
uh work to the current moments by
systematically holding back the gas
deliveries to europe and emptying its
reserves in germany at the start of the
winter
so
yeah i mean you know what germany we
know you want the russian gas we know
you need the russian gas and that's okay
just you know
germany's not doing too bad i'm gonna be
honest they're they're kind of you know
they're holding their own with america
they're making sure they can balance
their their little dumbass nato
commitments
with you know
you know germany
look the truth is germany has too many
based people living in it after
reunification those east germans
are very based very pro-russian
and
you know the germany has a based problem
and on the one hand it has all these
dumbass hippies
right
and on the other hand it has these very
rugged just based people who are just
super patriotic
super pro russian super anti-american
and those people are kind of they have a
lot of influence in germany right
so
yeah
ukraine trying to make one last russia
soy jack tweet before a
oh god it's just
uh we didn't even finish this russell
bentley video
our guys were working hard they're
moving forward right now marie inca
about five miles from here
uh
it's getting cleaned out right now by
our guys with a little help from our
friends too
um also uh lugansk is also moving
forward
uh it's a very fluid situation
there's a big concern in aviva there's a
big chemical plant there
supposedly supposedly it's being
booby-trapped mined
so that it can be exploded releasing
poisonous gas
you know these are the kind of guys
these guys were down in uh
odessa and marijuana
running over people in their cars
getting away with the
bmps and tanks and stuff
just i mean just useless wanton
slaughter just killing to be killing
and people like that you know that's
the fight we couldn't reason with them
we couldn't all right
i'll go back to this video i was
watching i was looking at the tweet the
bagel boss tweet
all right
i can't [Β __Β ] believe
the [Β __Β ]
how beautiful that better get like
twenty thousand likes i'm you know the
thing is i might get banned off twitter
because if that tweet goes viral
twitter's banning me okay
so we have to be careful
any humanity or compassion of which
they're completely devoid
so
you know we can see truly
what they are now you know these are
monsters these are beasts these are
killers
and there's only one way to deal with
them and that's put them out of their
misery and that's what we're in the
process of doing right now
so it's going to be
a fluid situation uh god forbid that
they set off i want to reiterate we're
neutral spectating this is a guy
fighting on the front lines
uh alongside the donetsk people's
republic he's talking he's using the
language of war he's talking about enemy
combatants we don't endorse that we're
not endorsing anything we're just
spectating okay
any chemical or biological
weapons of mass destruction
it's it's you can't put it past them
though so
we're going to have to
keep on our toes work hard still
the
administration and the military have
asked for journalists to keep doing
their jobs as best they can to keep the
world
updated there's all kinds of fake
propaganda already coming out there's a
real chance that the nazis are going to
do some kind of white helmet type
false flag massacre yeah that's that's
actually why i'm so keen on staying in
my battle station i'm supposed to be
training today i skipped that i was
supposed to go you know back home and
train i skipped that
i'm staying here to be at my battle
station because i want to be here for
when any type of false flag that happens
that's going to try and villainize
russia i'm waiting for it because yeah
they're probably going to do some
[Β __Β ] white helmets [Β __Β ] just like
they did with assad right
question for nato supporters if china
forming explicitly anti-us military
alliance with mexico how do you suppose
the u.s would react well the u.s would
react negatively because that's because
china is bad and the usa is good right
that's what they're going to say
billions and then try and blame it on
the russians that's a lie the russians
have been
uh more than careful to avoid civilian
casualties i mean uh
gotta emphasize that it's very clear
that
that what we're working against is the
nazis the military units they're even
having mercy on the soldiers they're
even saying to the soldiers they sent
them text messages on their phones
yesterday said look if you don't if you
want to live if you don't want to fight
just put down your weapons start walking
home and they're letting them do that
they're opening humanitarian corridors
letting guys get out
uh even soldiers so if we're letting
this sold if we're having mercy on the
soldiers we're sure not going to be
killing any civilians because these are
our guys yeah so they're not even you
know it's not they're even having mercy
on soldiers they're not
they're not attacking civilians
maybe that's why i take the bio labs
you're using for a false flag or worse
you know
we don't know what's going on with those
uh
bio labs
i started a gofundme campaign to help
with your convoy shut the [Β __Β ] up
i hope
that's you know trump
kind of based
yeah trump go ahead
pretty based
i guess trump's our guy right so that's
what they're saying
look i am literally a
pro-putin pro-russian guy
and i'm gonna tell you
that trump is not unfortunately he's not
our guy here you know trump
was just saying that
you know all this wouldn't have happened
if i was president yes it would have
dude trump come on don't [Β __Β ] act
like you're this you know extremely
tough no one gives a [Β __Β ] dude it would
have happened if you were president okay
sorry trump putin kind of liked you he
thought you were a little bit funny and
stuff but i'll tell you what putin
thinks of you
you don't come close dude you don't come
close to putin okay you're not you're
not able to take on a guy like putin
toe-to-toe i'm just i'm sorry putin's a
real leader you were kind of like a
court jester right
you know down here in the east these are
our guys too jensei dong is sewing about
the hakeem let me see what gen zee
dong's doing actually
jen jae dong
are they for or against his tweet
i don't see them talking about it
oh let's see how they're responding to
my tweet i actually do want to see that
i was interested in seeing that
let's see how they respond to my tweets
this is jensey dong responding to my
tweet what is this they're confused
right isn't hakeem's stance one of the
most communist parties takes also
[Β __Β ] rich that haze and mop and call
hakeem abbas
yeah but hakeem is not iraqi let's just
get rid of this myth
that hakeem is iraqi he's not iraqi
um hakeem is american
he probably doesn't even speak arabic
let's just get that off the record he's
not iraqi he's the guy who lives in
america
majority didn't like hakeem because it
stands on the on fall genocide
wow so these people are really coping
very toxic he harasses women comrades
constantly online what
name one woman comrade i've ever [Β __Β ]
harassed all i've ever done was defend
myself against people who talk [Β __Β ] to
me
like what when they quote tweet me and
they call me a piss baby they want to
rape and um
assault and and they want to abuse it
you know all this weird [Β __Β ] that they
[Β __Β ] say and then i just respond by
calling them ugly swamp creatures that's
harassing female con comrades literally
these are people who literally there's
these psychotic only fans women nothing
wrong with only fans but
i guess but they they quote tweet me
uh i say that for twitches reasons but
they quote tweet me they they're
leftists they completely like
um
say this psychotic deranged [Β __Β ] like i
want you know they talking about
you know the you know one of these
people i saw them quotes when they're
like haz was probably raped as a baby
i they literally said that they're like
hazel's probably raped as a child
and like hundreds of people liked it and
they all thought it was like a
a normal tweet to say
these are [Β __Β ] up sick people you know
i've literally seen that before yeah
i've literally seen that before one of
these uh female comrades said that
um yeah so that's the type of people
that i'm supposedly harassing why
because i quote between them back and
with a shrek picture
okay yeah sure i'm harassing women
comrades by the way this dude begs for
[Β __Β ] he begs i'm a feminist please be
my girlfriend please give me [Β __Β ] i'm a
feminist the [Β __Β ] up and why did you
capitalize look how he capitalized women
he harassed his women comrades
constantly online he had to capitalize
women because that's how much he grovels
before the matriarchal mother goddess
just for an ounce of [Β __Β ] that he'll
never see in his life
and i actually feel bad
cause all the time
i'm thinking women must hate me right
cause i'm this bad and then when they
meet me in person they just they just
seem to like me and some of them seem to
like me a little too much right
and i'm just i'm almost sometimes i
almost feel like what the [Β __Β ] man like
calm yourself really like
the ones who already know who i am
public when i meet them i'm not saying
all the time i'm you know something
happens but
some of them really like me a little too
much is all i gotta say and it's like it
kind of overwhelms me right
um
so i just got to tell you feminist soy
boys y'all are not if you know i know
you're doing this to get [Β __Β ] and i
feel bad because you don't get any [Β __Β ]
all the
all the girls you're trying to get with
and you're virtue singing as a feminist
i get to [Β __Β ] them i get to [Β __Β ] them
and i'm a bad misogynist whatever [Β __Β ]
up bad guy right that's [Β __Β ] i feel like
i'm robbing these people right
i really feel like i'm robbing these
people
uh it's pretty sad
it's pretty sad
this is [Β __Β ] straight robbery this is
robbery you know
a man with no connection to war
screaming about a correct take so genji
dong are not
oh they're not anti-imperialists
so these are not anti-even they're
[Β __Β ] agreeing with hakeem
oh holy [Β __Β ]
holy [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] i always told you
genzei dong are anti-russian i said they
they act like they're pro-china but
they're anti-russian because the
democrats are a little bit more
pro-china and the republicans are a
little bit more pro-russia so they fall
under american partisan lines and
they're against russia for that reason
[Β __Β ] disgusting absolutely [Β __Β ]
disgusting
absolutely [Β __Β ] disgusting this is
just like supporting the national
bourgeoisie during world war one no it's
[Β __Β ] not
russia's not an imperialist power you
dumb [Β __Β ] it's that simple
caleb out here being based as [Β __Β ]
what do you expect from an iraqi who
went along with the pro-imperialist
anti-iran mobilizations caleb i think
you're being a little generous i don't
think hakeem is iraqi i think he's just
a random american guy living in idaho
somewhere
larping i think hakeem's a larper that's
what i think
i think he's a larper that's what i
think
okay
um anyway
why is taiwan trending let's see let's
investigate because i keep hearing that
china's moving in on taiwan now
[Applause]
that's exactly what these people are
saying
holy [Β __Β ]
i don't know if anything's going on with
taiwan
i don't know what's going on
look at this dylan burns [Β __Β ] please
do not share any misinformation about
the movement of ukraine's armed forces
uh
at the same time photos and videos
of you russian occupation forces need
the widest share so dylan burns by okay
first of all
sharing information about ukrainian
troop movement is not endangering any
lives
but by his own logic he's trying to
endanger russian lives so this twitch
streamer dylan burns is trying to use
his platform to literally murder
russians according to his own
logic right
um do not keep files on any digital s
what the [Β __Β ]
okay
so
yeah we're gonna go ahead and um
just go ahead and we're gonna report the
whole news so if the news is showing
ukrainian troop movements we're gonna
show it matter of fact here we have the
map
of what's going on
yeah here's the ukrainian troop
movements azov is moving into poland
those are the [Β __Β ] troop movements
right
german tv okay not much has happened so
far then right let's check out this
taiwan thing though
check out what's going on in taiwan
hold on a guy named joe mama said today
i will ratio james the ratio king
yes you will joe mama
because we are all sharing that tweet
everyone go help him ratio the ratio
king all right some random [Β __Β ] i want
to do right anyway moving on
um
looks like he did it
it looks like he did it he did it almost
as fast
look at this he did it almost as fast as
ukraine was taken by russia
ukrainian military was destroyed by
russia
wow that's pretty fast
oh this is rich this is beautiful what a
beautiful day i've been kind of
depressed lately this is cheering me up
i've been kind of depressed lately i'm
not gonna lie
this has cheered me up this is a
wonderful day
i've seen the maps uh you know pretty
much all the way to lava including luvov
has been hit by russian uh uh missile
forces
and hit hard
and uh that's that's the right way to do
war you know the sooner it's like
pulling a tooth
you know or popping a giant zit
the sooner you get it over with the
sooner it starts healing so
we're hitting hard now and hopefully
that'll make it a much shorter and less
bloody war we don't want to hurt
civilians we don't want to destroy
civilian infrastructure
we want to liberate ukraine
from foreign occupation
by western fascists
and by oppression from genuine neo-nazis
and that's exactly what we're doing here
so
good luck to all good people
may god protect the innocent
and give everybody else especially the
nazis everything they deserve
te has in donbas petrovsky district
24th of february in the historic 2022
year the year of the second great defeat
of fascism
saying
wow
but bombing uh the not carpet bombing
cities and in fact there has been not a
single verified video online to prove
that russians were to basically to prove
to prove them wrong and to catch them
right-handed red-handed lying so also
president zelinski has said that he's
not afraid to talk
with russia about the neutral status of
ukraine basically implying that russia
will remain neutral so excuse me that
ukraine no look at this
biden has completely outsmarted putin he
undercut every pretext putin cultivated
to justify an invasion leaving the world
and especially the russian people
without any plausible explanation
i'm pretty sure we have a very plausible
explanation i just shared it it's the
bagel boss analogy it's exactly the
explanation
can i tell you guys what was going to
happen
the u.s
was planning to work with ukraine to
take donbass so they kept saying what's
the candidate wrestling
it's like it's like this right
you know that lit it's like a little
[Β __Β ] coming up to you who intends on
beating like slapping you across the
face
but before they slap you across the face
they call the police they say this guy's
gonna assault me he's gonna threaten and
assault me
because you want to slap him across his
face then when you slap him across the
face he does assault you
and you act like you got the prediction
right well it's because you wouldn't you
had bad intentions right
you had bad [Β __Β ] intention
you had bad intentions right
this is a huge w guys this is a huge w
for us and i don't know i'm just worried
like where is the they them army
remember the they them army the mighty
they them army
where's it at
where's that they them army at
by far the dumbest [Β __Β ] i've seen yet
from jank
guys can i tell you the truth
i kind of like hassan
i think personally he's not a bad guy
right
it's just tragic because
of his like family connections
and like this that this is his uncle
right it's just
it's because this is his uncle he will
probably never be able to see the light
right
i mean look at this [Β __Β ]
right wing doesn't love putin
just because he's an authoritarian
tyrannical leader they love him because
he's a white author what
and it's got seven thousand likes
so is zolensky is zelinski a black man
i what is he saying what is zelinski is
zelinski black
who's zelinski
famous african-american zielinski
famous african american
no this is good
it's because
um
zelensky was the first african american
president
of ukraine
it's so [Β __Β ] stupid bro what a
[Β __Β ] idiot
uh i'm i'm on a like this is like a
tweet
this is like a tweet massacre i'm
tweeting out the wazoo today
surgical twitter strikes who's robert
evans who's robert evans let's check it
out robert evans
who's this [Β __Β ] guy isn't this that
guy who tried to interact with me once
my look at this i love these photos so
much look at this
it's so crazy it's chaos
oh my god
so
blurry
i love these photos so much
oh my god it's repression i mean people
see these photos and they just think in
their head oh yeah repressions it's so
[Β __Β ] dumb
right
it's so [Β __Β ] stupid
it's so [Β __Β ] stupid
holy [Β __Β ]
just unbelievable [Β __Β ] stupidity
all right guys um
this is just unreal this is unreal
carry crimes against civilians including
russia oh my god i don't want to see
jesus to occupy ukrainian territories
russia's
zizek might foreign
come on the show because
he has been so stupid about ukraine
since maidan
he's accusing russia of what
putin ordered the ukrainian government
does not like the minsk
and then added like it or not it's your
duty my beauty
he's
quoting sleeping beauty in a coffin by
the soviet era punk
sleeping beauty coffin
that this is such a stretch
this is such a stretch
you're saying putin is quoting a punk
rock group yeah because putin is totally
a guy who listens to punk rock okay i'm
sorry jesus just lying this is just a
lie
old folkloric it's an oh yeah it's an
old [Β __Β ] expression
reference to ukraine what back in 2002
if you want to become a complete islamic
radical
and are ready to undergo circumcision
then i invite you to moscow we are a
we specialize
a vulgar threat of castration
okay yeah he said vulgar things in the
past
but this isn't a he's not talking about
rape or necrophilia what are you [Β __Β ]
talking about
you know what jizek you you're right out
of your depth you're way out of your
[Β __Β ] depth
this dude is out of his depth okay this
is just some weird psychoanalysis it has
nothing to do with any understanding
of anything going on right
um
russia is now a weak state of decay yeah
i mean it's just cope it's just wrong
and cope
taiwan just captured beijing
plenty i'm gonna go pee i'm gonna go p
the u.s president joe biden has also
condemned the russian operation and
unveiled what he called devastating
sanctions caleb morpin explains
well when we heard from joe biden the
u.s president he laid out new sanctions
on russia he spoke specifically of some
banks that will be targeted he
specifically talked of products being
outlawed to export to russia u.s
companies will not be able to export
certain products to russia later in the
press conference he was pressed about
the swift international banking system
and he gave kind of a
mild answer and said well the european
allies don't seem to agree and
essentially admitted that while the
united states might want to kick russia
out of the swift system it seems the
united states is not going to be able to
do that at this time now the narrative
that joe biden laid out throughout his
remarks was the same narrative we've
been hearing from u.s officials all
along
apparently this whole crisis according
to joe biden has just happened simply
because of russia there is no other
factor it is simply russia's malign
activities that has caused the whole
thing uh this is what we heard from joe
biden laying out his interpretation of
events for weeks we have been warning
that this would happen
and now
it's unfolding largely as we predicted
now it's important to note
that russia has repeatedly raised the
issue of its security guarantees in
addition to that russia has made clear
it has no intent to invade ukraine
however at this point they are engaging
in an operation to protect the people of
donetsk and lugants and make sure they
do not continue to face the shelling and
bombardment they have been enduring for
the past eight years it's important to
note that unlike what joe biden said
these republics were not declared by the
russian president vladimir putin they
were declared by the peoples of these
regions in response to the u.s coup in
2014 and it has been eight years since
then that russia has waited to declare
the republics
now what was also interesting is uh when
pressed by reporters uh joe biden
revealed some rather interesting lack of
knowledge when it comes to events one of
the reporters actually asked him is
putin threatening a nuclear strike
to which biden replied i don't know what
he is threatening so we have the
president of the united states saying he
doesn't know if nuclear war is on the
table
now of course russia has not threatened
a nuclear strike a nuclear war is simply
not on the table russia is engaging in
an operation to protect donetsk and
lugonsk
from attack uh the idea that this is
some kind of nuclear confrontation is
pretty outrageous but the fact that
biden responded to such a question with
i don't know is something that a lot of
americans have got to find very
concerning
well european reaction has been pouring
in since the start of the russian
operation in ukraine the british foreign
secretary for instance outlined new
sanctions aimed at devastating russia's
economy paula slayer has more
the president of the european commission
ursula fondo lyon has said that putin
chose to bring war back to europe now
this is actually incorrect you need to
remember of course that the war has been
ongoing since
2014 so that's eight years
and the western media and western
districts are at fault for not pointing
that out in fact in the last office
again
everyone's saying
pray for ukraine
nobody gave a [Β __Β ] about those people
living in the dawn bass
who have literally been victim of
ukrainian aggression and shelling
for eight years no one ever cared about
them nobody gave a [Β __Β ] about them
but yeah pray for ukraine and and be
offense sitter
majority of these people who've been
killed in fact over 80 percent are in
these two republics who have declared
independence this is what ursula van der
lion had to say
children are dying
of fear for their lives
we condemn this barbaric attack
and the cynical arguments to justify it
it is president putin
who is bringing war back to europe now
we have received a leaked text regarding
this eu meeting that's currently
underway and it says that eu leaders
will call for sanctions also to be
imposed against belarus for supporting
russia in this military action
don't give a [Β __Β ]
the european council president michel
has called for a meeting
you are not boss till this evening
and they will agree and provide
political guidance
to adopt
the stronger package
the harshest package of sanctions we
have ever implemented this is not a
question of blocks this is not a
question of diplomatic power games
it's a matter of life and death earlier
the g7 met virtually and they said that
they were un appalled by unprovoked and
unjustified attacks by russia
they said that this military action was
preceded by fabricated claims and
unfounded allegations the g7 saying that
this has fundamentally changed the
united euro euro-atlantic security
situation and that they too will bring
forward severe and coordinated economic
and financial sanctions
not all public figures support
hey guys sanctions only work
when you have the keys to the global
economy
does china or the us represent the
global economy now
oh no
russians won't be able to buy
chevy cars anymore what do you what do
you what are you gonna sanction them
with
ukrainian army made a [Β __Β ] patreon oh
my [Β __Β ] god
no it's not real it's not real that's
not real
it's not real come on it's not real
there's no way that's real there's no
way that's real
there's no way wars and the consequences
of nato led and us-led wars across the
world and jens stoltenberg is going to
give lessons today on on what the
heinous acts are i think this is really
something that he should refrain
from saying i think this is just a lot
of rhetoric as we've seen coming out
from nato i think it's positive news
that nato said that it will not
intervene but we must bear in mind that
these past years and since 2014 and the
u.s nato-led coup
in kiev leading to an anti-russian
government let's be this is extremely
important that we always bear this in
mind we've seen
councillors we've seen weapons we've
seen a funding coming out of nato
countries into ukraine to finance an
army which is fighting against
russian-speaking people of ukraine so
it's good that nato does not intervene
directly in this specific war but nato
is also since these past years has been
intervening in ukraine and has been
encouraging ukraine to attack the
russian speakers of donbass so i think
this is something also we should bring
to mind to mr sultan berg
well that's a wrap for now my name is
peter scott and i'll be back again at
the top of the hour with any updates on
russia's ongoing military operation
thank you for watching
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join me every thursday on the alex
salmon show when i'll be speaking to
guests in the world of politics sport
business and show business i'll see you
then
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thank you for the tos
i am evgeny
gunner with the assault section of the
second platoon third special forces unit
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we're gonna check uh
let's check the american media why don't
we is the united nations doing anything
well
which we urge the government of iraq to
prioritize
we also take this opportunity what is
this is this about ukraine support for
the law against domestic violence
which seeks to protect women
on the security front
the a3 remains deeply concerned about
the continued attacks being perpetrated
by daesh in several governorates of
iraq's against civilian and iraqi
security forces
and the persistent trade
they posed to security and stability in
the country all right it's not relevant
failure of european and especially
german foreign policy which for years
has focused on trying to placate this is
um german copium news
i'd like to begin with uh ulrica
and uh vladimir zelinski the the
ukrainian president has come out and
said putin vladimir putin wants to
destroy ukraine is that going too far or
is that an accurate description of where
we are now
explain i would say
putin wants to destroy ukrainian
autonomy not the ukrainian nation as
such
but
of course what he's doing right now is
trying to rev a revival of an autonomy
of a great russia
tell me about the imperial idea of a
great russia
well in the 19th century the ukrainians
were used to uh
as
to be called uh small russians you know
little russians whereas russians were
seeing themselves as great russians
and this is an idea of dependency which
putin wants to revive today which is
totally out of time
no it's not putin want to destroy
ukraine
no i agree with
with rick i think he wants to
um uh subjugate ukraine but but
obviously not destroyed
yeah he wants to subjugate them by
not allowing them to attack russian
civilians
but that doesn't mean that that
that it's going to be a destruction
it's been described as a tragedy a
catastrophe for europe um
what do you say matthew
i i say it's a crime it's not a tragedy
a tragedy denotes something that has to
do with fate and what we're dealing with
here is is a criminal and it's it's
completely clear i disagree i think he
does want to destroy ukraine as a nation
he might not want to
you know bomb it into the stone age
but he wants to remove the idea from
people's minds that ukraine
is an independent
nation
and i think this is a continuation of
what we've seen in the past with the
soviet union they tried something
similar by you know the forced
russianization of parts of of ukraine
it's not an accident that in in the
donbass for example oh there are a lot
of russian speakers well why are there
so many russian speakers there one
reason is that
this is a coal mining area that the
russians sent a lot of russians in there
decades ago to work in in in the coal
mines and and in the industry um and i
think
oh
that's why it wasn't it's not because of
this right
this guy's so right
it's not because of this
it totally has nothing to do with this
right it has nothing at all to do with
this it's all coal miners
it's got nothing to do with this right
little russia i wonder what that's
referring to
i wonder what little russ was referring
to
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i heard somewhere that heroes and
cowards feel exactly the same things
the difference is that the hero
the nazis union grant are called as all
supporting
the north stream projects in in my view
even after it was clear what putin was
doing this isn't something that happened
overnight with him he signaled already
in 2007 what he wanted to do in a famous
speech at the munich security conference
then and a couple of months after he
started um implementing his plan with
the cyber attack on estonia which
basically shut down uh their internet it
was the first such attack of its kind on
on that scale and he followed up a year
later with the attack on uh georgia and
then uh crimea
and uh the the wars in in east ukraine
and beyond that of course what he's done
in syria libya the assassinations
including in berlin
of
you know a chechen
rebel here alexey navarny the germans
sort of looked at that and said well we
still can talk to him we still need
dialogue with him this is the only
answer is dialogue and we're going to
continue to pursue these gas projects
with him because if we bring him into
the fold
then you know we're going to be brothers
basically and well that's turned out not
to be the case well
your question was how do you deal with a
with a bully and unfortunately the bully
understands the language of strength and
i agree with matthew we we haven't
really spoken that language we tried
and now even now in that recent crisis
we tried diplomatic channels i mean you
know one after the other emmanuel macron
olaf schultz the various foreigners they
all went to moscow they all tried they
were basically humiliated by putin i was
wrong about russia's war
who had to leave twitter i'm still on
twitter dumbass
huh i was wrong no i wasn't i was right
i was right dumbass
i was right
i don't know why i was right by the way
because russian enforcement still
haven't occupied ukrainian cities
what are they occupying what are
russians occupying exactly
with tanks and [Β __Β ] huh
it hasn't happened the full-scale
invasion has not even happened by the
way
yeah
they've bombed precision uh military
infrastructure
all across ukraine doesn't mean they
have troops in all of ukraine so no the
full-scale invasion still hasn't
happened we're still waiting for it to
happen actually
where was i ratioed you don't [Β __Β ]
ratio where
ratio where huh
most speakers in the united states were
ukrainian
i would believe that
if um
if if ukraine
was a real language
if ukrainian was a real language but
it's not
it's a dialect of russian it's not a
different language
that's like saying michigan midwest
accent is not english it's [Β __Β ]
stupid it's like saying australian isn't
english you know it's a dialect
oh
you are so getting ratio
you are so getting ratioed
suck my nuts
suck my nuts maybe maybe soak my nuts on
some nuts maybe just a little bit more
nuts
um
so we got these coping german media
let's look at what china had to say
let's look at what john had to say
the world stands with ukraine right well
this is one over a billion people let's
do that
invasion
foreign
yeah i don't there's not an invasion
there's there still hasn't been an
invasion
by the way
it's a military operation okay
an invasion implies occupation and
conquest
two things russia is not doing
it
absolutely [Β __Β ] faced
holy [Β __Β ] rt came under fire
can i even show this
that's [Β __Β ] scary
so again this is suppose according to
the reports this is supposedly
very close to a
the location of a bio lab
a us bio lab
i don't know
looks a little fishy to me
come on i kind of want to play elden
ring later too though
i don't know i do have it installed
we could we could technically play it
now right we're not going to play it now
but
you know what i'll play it when [Β __Β ]
hassan plays it right
no listen for as long as the libtards
are reporting on this i have to report
on it
when they stop reporting on it i'll stop
i gotta combat the miss info right
isn't it
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bring alex jones on the show
hold on we have a beautiful little
comment here
oz is being dragged through the twitch
political sphere for his takes on this
event
all right
there are like two there's like three
exceptions and they know who they are
there's three exceptions of people i
like
in the twitch political sphere
they know who they are
because i've met them
so there's like three or four exceptions
so for the rest of every single person
in twitch's political sphere okay please
clip this can you clip this please i
have a message for every single person
in the
which political sphere
except maybe three or four people who
i've met in person right
and i'm not including destiny every
single person in the political sphere of
twitch
suck my nuts i actually am not your i'm
not part of your sphere i'm here to
compete with you i am here to make you
irrelevant i'm not here to be your
friend i'm not here to network with you
i don't like you i'm not one of you i'm
built different than you
and you don't look like me you don't
sound like me you're not as funny as me
you're not as entertaining as me you
don't compare to me i don't give a [Β __Β ]
about anything you have to say i don't i
don't need your viewers right
all the [Β __Β ] viewers of political
twitch
are over there and i have my own viewers
i don't need you you're nothing to me
you're absolutely nothing
we are independent listen y'all are with
the progress community the destiny
community i'm with the
the wl community right so my allies are
aiden ross jedeon oh he's not on twitch
anymore bruce dropping those are my
[Β __Β ] allies
zurich obviously too those are my people
that's my we're fresh we're new fresh
new and we're popping over here we got
the high energy over here you understand
i'm not
who are you right i'm not um
who are these [Β __Β ] people i don't
even know these [Β __Β ] people are
uh this isn't irrelevant this isn't uh
this isn't stardust
this isn't shot logic
what do you think i'm one of those
people i'm not
we're in it to win it we're not i'm not
here to share with y'all i'm not here to
be your friend i'm not here to be one of
you everyone could suck my nuts all they
all could suck my nuts
right i'm not a political streamer
i'm an infrared streamer it's a
completely new category i'm an infrared
streamer i'm not a political streamer
i'm not mike from p i don't give a [Β __Β ]
about mike from pa i'm my own thing this
is your the only fresh [Β __Β ] you're gonna
get here here do you know slicker
uh kind of
i like slicker
uh i might see slicker too
is depending on how long he's staying in
austin because i'm coming in march
so i don't know if he's gonna still be
there
but uh i might see him i like
slicker he used to come here too
he might stay an extra two months
uh if slicker's in austin when i go to
austin i'm gonna see slicker 100
because i'm going for like a week
right i'm actually going to austin for
like a week
okay
so if slicker's there
i'm gonna try right maybe maybe he's
busy or something and i will respect
that i don't i'm not gonna impose myself
on nobody but i think you know it'd be
fun it'd be funny we met it'd be good
content but you know i'm not gonna force
nothing
but uh yeah so anyway uh what am i doing
evacuees wait at the train station in
donetsk
the european council is holding a
meeting
we strongly
uh italian protesters are decrying
guys
please uh restrain your comments are you
russian
um
if i move to russia
i think i would fit in
right
i think i would just assimilate very
easily i would assimilate easily
and it's not because i idolize russia or
idealize it it's just that their way of
it's just their their way is
i kind of get their way you know their
way of
looking at things and stuff i don't know
um
uh
i like russia i like russia
i'm not russian but i'm not russian but
i'm one of those like i'm from the
byzantine empire i'm one of the
byzantine empire
ambassadors who came to russia and like
collaborated with them and [Β __Β ] because
i'm from the byzantine empire right
that's where i'm from
so
yeah i'm like uh i'm like i'm like a
friend i'm not i'm not russian i'm like
a friendly visitor i'm like a friendly
visitor
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what the [Β __Β ] is this
to decry
what do you mean are they decrying us
and nato are they decrying russia i know
that the the the communist party in
italy is kind of cocked
okay you know what i'm gonna make a
criticism give me one second
i i'm gonna make a criticism right i'm
gonna make a criticism which is
look i'm not against i'm not against
pride flags i'm not against them i'm
just asking
why are they here
at this specific demonstration
i am not against pride flags i would
never
ever
speak badly on the beautiful
rainbow flags they are beautiful
aesthetically beautiful right i just
want to know like why are they here
in in a in something about ukraine and
like why are they there just curious
like why
i don't know i'm curious
okay
why
why just tell me why what's the why what
does that even have to do with anything
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can i be honest sometimes europeans can
be cringe and you want to know why
brexit happened
brexit happened because of this
okay this is why they they left the uk
you know
this is why
britain left the eu okay i'm gonna show
you why they left
okay i'm looking for it now
okay um
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it's here here it is
all right i'll show it to you okay this
is why the europeans can be cringe
and this is an example of that and this
is why
britain left the eu
uh and it's that simple right
i mean this is why this is why they left
i'm always on the road
never far from home
never far from home people everywhere i
go
everywhere
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don't let me see you cry
it's not easy right
never asking why
i can always be close by
forever by your side cause i'm always on
the road
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you know i'm not alone
you know i'm not alone
moments of longing
when i'm not there
a moment's in the future with a story we
can
share so make the most of every
opportunity
to
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missing experience
when the memories that we make oh so
much
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this was even this was too cringe even
for the uk
okay
this was even too cringe for so i have
to just a question for our eu people
what is up with this rampant eu cringe
like what is up with all this cringe in
the eu
why is there so much [Β __Β ] cringe
where does that come from
where does that [Β __Β ] come from it's just
so much cringe it's like cringy lip [Β __Β ]
mentality where it's like
yeah
i don't even i don't know what it is i
don't get it i don't understand it
it's just this weird [Β __Β ] eu cringe
yeah i know listen you know what
no i'm gonna fight you on this
the only cringe we have in america is
when they're trying to be european
no it's not a us export because
americans are acting like europeans when
they [Β __Β ] be in cringe rebecca black
isn't cringe okay she's just a little
naive you know you know why because
rebecca black didn't know what the [Β __Β ]
she was doing okay she just she was
stupid she didn't know what he's doing
europeans know what they're doing and
they still do this cringe [Β __Β ] so
explain that to me
i okay look at our pro-ukrainian protest
i bet you anything they're gonna be like
yeah it's in new york new york is famous
for trying to be european okay they're
they're trying to have you been to paris
yeah
yeah look at them they're trying to act
european and [Β __Β ] right
something weird about europe okay
there's something weird about europe i'm
sorry i gotta say there's something
weird going on about europe
yeah new york is not america it's just
not you know
i don't know it's like do europeans do
you guys have michiganders do you guys
just have people who are like
who just say [Β __Β ] off to all this [Β __Β ]
because
we we're not built like that here you
know you if you do this outside here
you're just gonna be seen as a weirdo
you know people are just gonna be like
what the [Β __Β ] is this
right
yeah it's mostly in the cities yeah okay
the countryside hates the cities that's
good
it's good okay that's good
that's great
because i just feel like this maximum
cringe in milan
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yeah like
only europeans do this cringe [Β __Β ] where
they have the gun and it's
like i feel like you guys know that's
that show money heist on netflix that's
what i'm talking about it's like this
it's like
what is this weird [Β __Β ] you know it's
like
you're still using guy fox masks and
[Β __Β ]
why have war when you can have peace
yeah i'm gonna start i'm gonna start
ragging on europeans can i do that i'm
gonna start roasting y'all okay
europeans are out here
for some reason they did
the dude is dressed like he just got all
his clothes from a [Β __Β ] boutique
thrift shop
he just dressed like a weird bohemian
artist type of guy
like dressed like he's a girl like a bum
or something he's like
this is how they that's how they're like
they're like they're like
you are saying you want the war
but why do you want a war because wars
never end good i think we should have
peace
also we need to learn
you are talking about national pride
you should not have national pride
should overcome all of our differences
and be as one
you are talking about
authoritarianism
we are talking about
greed and capitalism
and destroying our environment
why
why should we allow capitalism to
destroy our environment
for money and greed no i don't think so
i don't think so
i think we should have more peace
and we should welcome refugees
because we're all one human family
it's all one human family
and sure if they want to be
muslim
or whatever that's fine
one big human family
we are above everything
and
you know the thing is is we are let me
tell you why because
for example
eating meat is not good
but also no no to war want peace we are
peace loving
oh only like peace
okay and i make world music from all
around cultures
and i am best friends with
immigrants i am best friends
yeah it's just [Β __Β ] like that it's just
cringe like virtue signaling
i don't know what it is okay i gotta
roast the vero focus went pro ukrainian
ah that is [Β __Β ] painful
are you gonna watch the bombing
what bombing is there anything new
what bombing
what bombing
what bombing
what bombing
anyone got the bombing
what is the global respect act it's a
new act
there's a new woke
law
the global respect act let's check this
out um this is weird this was before
this even happened what is this
the global respect act passed by joe
biden
this bill imposes visa blocking
sanctions on foreign persons responsible
for or complicit in violating the human
rights of individuals due to sexual
orientation gender identity or sex
characteristics
wow
by the way foreign persons are referring
to states that encompass millions of
people just like like foreign persons
what are the states russia what's your
pronouns russia i don't know it's a
state
i guess russia's non-binary because it
doesn't have any pronouns it's not a a
person
does this mean he's gonna sanction saudi
arabia [Β __Β ] no he's not gonna sanction
saudi arabia
dude don't be silly come on
saudi arabia
really
look at this
okay saint petersburg
oh my god
dozens are descending on the streets of
saint petersburg
it's like way more than a handful of
people
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what is this ukraine ready to
discuss neutrality
lol
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
law
law
law
love
love
low
law
law
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god
this is really violent guys
really violent moscow has 14 million
residents yeah and they're all on the
street this is clearly like a million
people right
this is a ton of people
this is even this is like almost as big
as the austin redguards protests
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if you literally took all new york times
employees in russia and this is
literally them
like that's how big this crowd is it's
literally nothing
see when i say i could live in russia
i could just live i mean i know i know
this is just this is a big city so it's
like anywhere else but
i like how i like so
you know the thing people like about
europe how like oh america's too
artificial i like russia because it's
the perfect combination of rugged
artificial and traditional it's just the
perfect sweet spot
you're like it's cold do you know where
i live [Β __Β ] i literally looked
it up on the internet
did you know
michigan is [Β __Β ] colder than [Β __Β ]
moscow and st petersburg it's not that
cold okay
it's colder here where i live
like what is what's the temperature in
[Β __Β ] moscow right now
moscow temperature
27 degrees that's nothing
detroit temperature
okay it's like slightly less but that's
nothing 27 degrees is fine i could live
in that
the un's live are they talking about
this
why are they putting ukrainian flags in
the vile i don't know but i put the
russian flag in my bio literally to
counter signal them
that 95 of the 329
seats will be held by women
this
accounts for 29
of all seats it says nothing to [Β __Β ]
do with anything
so this is the european influence
this is that euro this is that eu
influence
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that's that eu influence
but uh
what why is eu like eu is like
like this ditzy kind of cosplay we're
carefree we
we care free like what is this [Β __Β ]
weird attitude they have i don't [Β __Β ]
get it
i really don't get it
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um
it says a chinese guy in kharkiv
making chinese flag with his daughter in
his basement to put out of the house as
construction of the chinese embassy
so apparently they'll be fine if they
make this chinese flag
see
russia went into ukraine to establish a
buffer from the cringe
oh they're making a chinese flag
update
russian strategic bombers have taken off
wow
okay
don't know what that means
uh
after russian forces and ukrainian
forces face each other in chernobyl a
skirmish broke out related to the
destruction of a nuclear waste facility
online gamma-ray monitors show a jump in
radiation
what what does this mean
pf bombing right now
let me see
really
kiev
do you have bombing right now
all right let's check it out check it
out let's check it out check it out
where
all right well i don't see any traffic
on the streets so
it seems like kiev's been evacuated
there's no traffic anymore
but where's the who's where's the
footage of the bombing
let me check
ah
i see
it's 5 a.m
you know this car would literally be me
going back from the gym because that's
how psychotic i am
just me driving from the gym
the only guy on the road
and i'm actually going to the ihop
the only place open
all right well i don't i don't know if
there's a bombing
going on right now
we will late sanctions will destroy
russia's economy today present a package
of massive and targeted sanctions to
european leaders for their approval
we are coordinated closely with our
partners and allies the united states
the united kingdom canada and norway but
also for example japan and australia
this package will include financial
sanctions that harshly
limit russia's access to the capital
markets
these sanctions will have a heavy impact
russia's economy has already faced
intensive pressure in the recent weeks
and these pressures will now accumulate
you know you better watch yourself
because russia's going to turn off your
heating okay
russia's going to turn off your heating
and your poodle is gonna starve to uh
sorry it's gonna freeze to death
and what are you gonna do
my poodle
yes so chill okay
i don't think your little poodle's gonna
survive the winter
keep talking this [Β __Β ]
just gonna shut it off okay
my poodle
will suppress russia's economic growth
increase the borrowing costs raise
inflation intensify capital outflow and
gradually erode its industrial basis
can i tell you guys i like this
hairstyle
i want to like
i want someone with this hairstyle
just once
not in the long term
just want to try
gyno haver donated five dollars
uh thank you dude but why is your name
guy no haver
can we start um
tucker's talking about it
good evening and welcome to tucker
carlson tonight since the day that
donald trump became president democrats
in washington have told you you have a
patriotic duty to hate vladimir putin
it's not a suggestion it's a mandate
anything less than hatred for putin is
treason
many americans have obeyed this
directive they now dutifully hate
vladimir putin maybe you're one of them
hating putin has become the central
purpose of america's foreign policy it's
the main thing that we talk about entire
cable channels are now devoted to it
very soon that hatred of vladimir putin
could bring the united states into a
conflict in eastern europe
before that happens it might be worth
asking yourself since it is getting
pretty serious what is this really about
why do i hate putin so much has put
never called me a racist has he
threatened to get me oh yeah i forgot
he's gonna yeah we saw this
we saw this [Β __Β ]
um
live look at kiev
from fox news this is another angle
ukraine takes back air strips and
bridges brussels being poked back
oh the copium is it
let me actually share that meme on
twitter i'm gonna share that meme
i'm gonna make another tweet
uh
oh my god it's the ultimate cope fest on
twitter
what is the other one they say
the ipoc
so [Β __Β ] stupid
wait i forgot i can't
how could i be a man if it's non-binary
gender neutral
i don't know
guys why don't you just like this
like this tweet
just like it
oh god
does that mean the invasion is going
great and ukraine is not pushing him
back
yeah it's it's not an invasion though
it's a military operation
right that's what the us says its
[Β __Β ] interventions are
like and retweet
it's called nation-building
counter-terrorism national security
development or defending uh yeah exactly
it's not an event this is but this is
even less of an invasion right because
it's like
this is honestly just a [Β __Β ] um
military operation it's that they're not
going into occupy or conquer
or do regime change
scum tk in caleb city who are they i
don't know who that is
i actually freaked out i thought this
was tehran
i was like what
oh taiwan i don't care
uh that's g's
turf
how do you enter a foreign land without
with your military without the
permission to call it an invasion
um the same way the us
is bombing somalia
and not calling it an invasion
did we invade somalia don't think so
look at this guy admitting russia didn't
invade anyone
russia's guide to does us have troops on
the ground like yeah the us has special
forces on and like all over the world of
course they do they just keep it a
secret
it has to invade a country one percent
of its size
i don't think that's true
has several countries on its side spawn
camps on its border won't allow nato
sleepy joe isn't a worthy contender
germany is known for choking wars this
invasion does not count okay so they
didn't invade anyone simple as that
then they didn't invade anyone
holy [Β __Β ]
apparently there's a ukrainian fulcrum
pilot who's already chalked off six
air-to-air kills against russian forces
he's being called the ghost of kiev
that's totally real it's totally made up
not made up right
i have chills
i have chills
let me post the ghost of kiev
look at this
ours has taken snake island serpent's
island in the black sea plays a key role
in sacred geography according to vasil
lovanescu there is an ancient sanctuary
to an apollo who controls the serpent
controls the course of world history
there you go dugan knows what he's
talking about
they're not gonna do regime change
they're not gonna do regime change
there's no plan for regime change
uh
they're not gonna redeem change
unfortunately they're not gonna regime
change i want them to don't get me wrong
i'd love for them to engage in regime
change they're just not gonna
but don't get it twisted i'd love them
to do that right i'd love for them to do
that they're just not going to okay
um
russia
they said that this military action was
preceded by fabricated claims and
unfounded allegations the g7 saying that
this has fundamentally changed the
united euro-atlantic security situation
and that they too will bring forward
severe and coordinated economic and
financial sanctions
not all public figures support the mass
condemnation of russia australian
journalist john pilger thinks western
politicians are guilty of hypocrisy
the hypocrites on parade watch them on
cnn the bbc read them wall to wall
now imagine a strategic enclave of
britain's are french or germans or
americans under violent siege shelled
and terrorized for eight years
would this be tolerated by the rulers of
the world
nato has condemned the russian operation
calling it a horrifying attack on
ukraine which is entirely unjustified
and unprovoked political analyst nicola
merkovitz thinks the western alliance is
in no position to accuse others of
aggression
if you look at brown university's
analysis of american and nato strikes
since uh the 9 11 attacks in in new york
were counting today more than 900 000
dead
we're counting over
50 to 60 million refugees across the
world and these are wars and the
consequences of nato led and u.s led
wars across the world and jens
stoltenberg is going to give lessons
today on on what the heinous acts are i
think this is really something that he
should refrain from saying i think this
is just a lot of rhetoric as we've seen
is coming out from nato i think it's
positive news that nato said that it
will not intervene but we must bear in
mind that these past years and since
2014 and the u.s nato-led coup
in kiev leading to an anti-russian
government let's bet this is extremely
important that we always bear this in
mind we've seen uh councillors we've
seen weapons we've seen a funding coming
out of nato countries into ukraine to
finance an army which is fighting
against russian-speaking people of
ukraine so it's good that nato does not
intervene directly in this specific war
but nato is also since these past years
has been intervening in ukraine and has
been encouraging ukraine to attack the
russian speakers of donbass so i think
this is something else we should bring
to mind to mr stoltenberg
well that's all for now my name is peter
scott and i'll be back again in around
30 minutes with any updates on russia's
ongoing military operation thank you for
watching
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work then soon potentially i saw that
i did see that as well
here we are
i mean i i knew this would happen you
know i all the people who thought this
was world war iii or thought it's gonna
be this huge war or whatever you guys
are [Β __Β ] stupid okay
this is gonna end very quickly he's
putin has shown the ukrainians he's not
playing around
so yeah there's just enough of the
[Β __Β ] right they don't want they're
not gonna let this spiral out of any
more control
yeah
kremlin spokesperson said
this is breaking news vladimir putin was
ready to go negotiate a settlement
with kiev over ukraine's neutrality amid
an unfolding russian invasion of its
neighbor
kremlin press secretary dmitry peskov
said putin was prepared to talk with
ukrainian leaders about both neutrality
and demilitarization
the president formulated his vision of
what we would expect from ukraine in
order for the conceptual red lines he
told reporters in the breast briefing if
the leadership of ukraine is ready to
talk about it putin has refused to
negotiate directly with zelensky
with
because he wouldn't talk to the leaders
of the lpr or the dpr right
moscow's all-out assault thursday
morning with missiles and warplanes
trying to push europe into its gravest
conflict since world war ii i don't
think it's gonna break out to that level
i just don't i think this is i think um
the most has passed
this is the chinese embassy in ukraine
the chinese embassy
that sub count is fake right
it's all time subs not concurrent
because your viewership is down so bad
it's impossible
on this is a beautiful thing it's
impossible um
to be concurrent subs if it's concurrent
you're sewing kobe is even more unhinged
what do you [Β __Β ] do you mean it is
concurrent dumbass
it's a new copy past
i guess yeah this is a nuke
i actually believe these are amazingly
worse than the suns uh i want to suck my
[Β __Β ]
why would i lie about my subs hey
dumbass
if i wanted to lie about my subs i'd
make them much less than what they are
why because if this was like a hun if
this was 200 subs people would gift me
more subs right
so why would i lie about having a lot of
subs when it's probably gonna be like a
deterrent to people gifting me subs
also my views are not down
i mean they're down compared to
yesterday
but
what a dumb ass
your views are down really
really
really
really
really
really ben swan
ben go ahead and break down the latest
sanctions announced on thursday
obviously a lot is going on from all
those world leaders we just heard
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yeah a lot is absolutely going on and so
what's been unveiled today by president
biden is a round of are you a real
person are you a caricature of your
actual self
i'm a real person you met me in person
i'd be the same maximize impact on
russia over a long period of time and
create a [Β __Β ] why is it so hard for
people to believe
that i'm pro-russian i don't get it
you like ev all of the
all of the astro turf twitter
and reddit is like on ukraine's side and
you find a guy who's pro rush and you're
like there's no way you could be real
yeah i'm the real deal right
i've always been pro-russian
reporters began to ask questions
afterwards the questions went back to
well what about the swift bank system
we've talked about
russia's the good guys indicated that
it's european countries that said no to
that they were not interested uh in that
part of it and so they declined to
actually cut russia off from the swift
system we thought that they probably
would what the president said was well
what we're doing goes far beyond the
swift system it's much larger than the
swiss system but it raises the question
if that is the case why would you not
also include the swift system instead of
bypassing it completely so um that was
fairly interesting he also talked about
cutting off russia
what am i misinformed about which he
says will [Β __Β ] them technologically
but then of course you have this country
called china that can actually make up
for all of those imports yeah it is
notable to see that you've got all of
these what am i misinformed about
administration and obviously some of
their top allies now i know we played
this last thousand protesters and
hundreds in moscow disagree with you
okay let's assume
it's a thousand protesters right
let's just assume it's one thousand
there's 14 million people in moscow
14 million
it's just assuming it's a thousand by
that i didn't see a thousand in that
footage
but let's just assume it's 1 000 people
[Β __Β ] there's a thousand people
in my stream
does that mean i speak for all americans
a thousand russians disagree with you
okay and the other 140 million agree
with me
the [Β __Β ] are you talking about that's in
the taiwan's airspace today um and
that's one elementary school for
circumventing these sanctions is you can
circumvent almost all of it with china's
help but there's another important key
here which is that there was a final
question for biden during the news
conference today about india and the
question was has india signed on to this
so if china is the single most important
economy not going along with it you'd
have to guess that india is the second
most important economy not going along
with it when china and india the two
largest populations in the world and two
of the biggest economies in the world
are not going along with these sanctions
it doesn't do a whole lot russia's not
afraid of sanctions vladimir putin that
wouldn't think because
sanctions
sanctions only work when you control the
global economy and the west doesn't do
that anymore
we still have a lot to go here but
russia is still going to have economic
deals with china and india and all of
its other economic partners i mean it
doesn't need the west it doesn't need
america on its own to institute
sanctions on russia and vladimir putin
but the thing is is that the sanctions
are not going to affect the actual
source of revenue for the russian state
which is oil and the reason but uh
biden's not going to put sanctions on
russian oil
is because it would increase inflation
and he's already under a lot of pressure
about the price of gas
in this country that they will try to
work with the treasury department yeah
it's just work with the deal yeah and
crypto also makes it really [Β __Β ] hard
on their own unilateral i'm not gonna
talk to some coping manlets who can't
talk to real men when they confront them
face to face
excuse me dylan burns got so [Β __Β ]
scared of me in person
that he accused me of threatening him
and you're telling me i wouldn't tell
you this to your [Β __Β ] face
you know what why don't you just
why don't you just uh take a vacation
because when you start talking about it
[Β __Β ] coping if you start to sanction
the individual leader of a country what
stops the chinese from sanctioning our
presidents what stops the russians from
saying also russia's end game
is
to reassert itself a lot of other
countries of power
russia's a power in this world it's a
universal power it's a universal
state
russia represents humanity in a very
specific way
it has its own universal humanity right
absolutely and obviously it's different
from the western kind
the effect of sanctions on the actual
citizens rather than the leadership boom
bus ben swann thank you so much for
breaking it all down for us
thank you
as global markets have fallen and
volatility surges energy prices spike to
start the day as we have officially
entered the latest round of one hundred
dollars per bare oil now futures in
international benchmark brent cruz you
guys want to see the best um rendition
of the russian anthem i've ever seen
i'll show it to you
let me show you the best one i've ever
seen
yeah they have gold
[Music]
this is actually a cool video
[Music]
[Music]
forever
[Music]
in vast endless space
created in struggle
by unhappy race
where sunrise of freedom
[Music]
frozen in ice
united forever
in great russia's embrace
from the arctic circle
to the currencies
[Music]
united forever
in great russia's embrace
[Music]
[Music]
gather together
let's break us free
the world is changing
at its core
long live
great russians with motherland
built by the people
and the mighty hand
long live your nation
united and free
shining glory
for all men to see
[Music]
is
[Music]
[Music]
my brawn is live
my quran is live
all right we'll see what my quran's
saying
may as well finish this
[Applause]
if you think this song sucks you don't
have infrared vision you don't have my
aesthetic you don't have you don't
understand anything about my vision if
you think that sucks this is the truth
okay
now let's look at macron's speech
where is macron speech live
macron live if you think it sucks then
you don't have infrared vision it's that
simple
being the country's ability to do
business in the world's major currencies
while biden promised the sanctions will
impose severe costs to the russian
economy he stopped short of sanctioning
putin directly and cutting off russia
from the swift international banking
system a move the ukrainian government
has been calling for
the sanctions that we've proposed on all
their banks of equal consequence may be
more consequence than swift number one
number two
it is always an option but right now
that's not the position that the rest
yeah nobody gives a [Β __Β ] about paris
because china has 20 eiffel towers it's
true moment for europe and announced he
was sending more troops to help support
nato allies but he's ruled out sending
in u.s soldiers to defend ukraine
as i made crystal clear
the united states will defend every inch
of nato territory with the full force of
american power
hey yokora you swallowed my load
[Β __Β ]
i love the the one rebuttal of the
[Β __Β ] coping lib shits is like
ow
you're you support you support uh you
support putin you would
putin's boots must taste good huh
putin's boots must taste good huh
it's like
what the [Β __Β ] are you talking about you
can't you literally can't first of all
i'm not even russian but it's like you
can't even imagine
having a leader
without literally sexualizing it that's
why you're not a real man a real man has
a real leader
you know what i mean
yeah it's like look look i'm okay i
don't i'm not okay you want me to go
hard let's go hard you're saying
must be nice
um unless boone's
putin's boot must taste good right
but you literally have a sugar daddy you
actually do have in the neoliberal
economy you live in
you literally have a sugar daddy like
you literally do have an old man
that pays your bills and you have to
suck his [Β __Β ] in return
rush you know russians are less likely
to have to have that than you are right
i'm just saying it's like
what do you mean
you actually do have that kind of
relationship
with
like biden and with george soros and all
these [Β __Β ] sugar daddies you have so
don't you know what are you saying
right
no shot you support the justified demons
device ukraine promoted by a dictator
who's been a dictator for how long
there's no evidence he's a dictator
who's the fascist in this situation
even if putin was a dictator it's not
enough to be a fascist that you're just
a dictator okay
putin is a real leader he's a he's
actually a real leader
and by nato to really shore up their
presence so i'm getting reports that
from my friends that are in college
they're like holy [Β __Β ]
all the libtards in college are treating
this ukraine [Β __Β ] like george floyd and
they're waving ukraine mutual aid mutual
aid solidarity with ukraine and suck my
nuts man
i am a villain in this country aren't i
i'm a [Β __Β ] villain in this country i
woke up
and i was like okay
we live in a woke country
where everyone's like really antifa
and
uh down with racism and down with
eurocentrism and long live poc and long
live whatever
and i'm like all right so it you know i
know it's not going to be popular but is
it really the end of the world to be
pro-russian but apparently it is you
can't be pronounced
it's like what so you're siding with the
europeans over an asian country or more
asian country i don't know it's weird
what a weird uh situation
it is not covered
salvador with ukraine
reddit
buying arms and ammunition to kiev the
organization has insisted from the
outset that there will be no nato boots
on the ground in ukraine
i thought the west was supposed to be
against groupthink and for a diversity
of views
you can almost say people are coping and
seething over people being pro-russian
are insecure it's just weird
we definitely have group think
here in the west
guys i'm kind of like looking around and
i'm like should i move to lebanon or
something because
am i the only pro-russia guy in america
am i like the only pro-russian dude in
america like i'm genuinely pro-russian
and i'm
pro-putin
i'm not i'm not even like where i'm like
oh you know both sides i'm like no i'm
pro-russian i'm pro-putin
am i the only dude in america who has
that stance
i like putin and i like russia
am i the only one
i think i am
either people don't care or they're like
virtue signaling about ukraine in
regards as a threat european unity and
nato's presence on the continent
well council bringing together the 27
member states of the european union is a
wrapping up in brussels why
um why because [Β __Β ] uh
because russia's clearly in the right
why should russia let nato
[Β __Β ] use ukraine as a base to [Β __Β ]
have a knife at its throat why should
they allow that
end of that summit uh in brussels
between the 27 member space states we're
awaiting uh for uh some of the key
uh speakers there to to speak to them
what did glenn greenwald say
keep moving on in the in the meantime
with the next item on our bullets in the
united states and albania called
for a u.n security council vote on
friday on a draft resolution condemning
russia's invasion of ukraine and
demanding moscow withdraw its troops or
jessica the mesurier uh presidential
force new york correspondent uh sent us
this uh report
we expect the u.n security council to
meet on friday
condemning russian aggression has been
seen by ukraine and calling on russia to
immediately seize its use and force and
withdraw its troops russia a permanent
member of the security council is
expected to veto the measure but russia
will be forced
uh
yo look at this video from nigel farage
with you
this is like the ukip guy from the uk
but he's he's being pretty based in this
video
look what he
says
uh with the ukraine we've had a message
that's been sent out now for 10 years
and this is not just the eu indeed david
cameron uh nick clegg and and i'm afraid
ed miliband too i've all been saying to
ukraine look why don't you come and join
the european union while you're at it
why don't you join nato too and this is
something that has been seen by putin to
be a deeply provocative act we have
given false hope to those western
ukrainians and did you see them with
their eu flags and their banners they
actually toppled a democratically
elected leader yes i know ukraine's
corrupt i know he wasn't perfect but
they toppled the leader and i do not
want to be part of an emerging
expansionist eu foreign policy i think
it'll be a danger to peace based
based
totally [Β __Β ] based from nigel farage
absolutely based
the emergency aid package for victims of
the conflict in ukraine
well the russian offensive has stirred
feelings around the world prompting many
to take to the streets in protest of
moscow's aggression and in support of
ukraine whether in berlin paris istanbul
or new york demonstrators made their
feelings clear in front of russian
embassies and consulates even more
significant
where can i watch emmanuel macron's
speech
emmanuel macron
what can i watch
where can i watch
macron speech live
where is the macron speech
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where's the macron speech
where's the macron speech
nowhere to be found
the [Β __Β ] it's it's it's just it's just
it's just just just just no one knows
there's nowhere to be found it's nowhere
to be found
i don't know
the only thing we can do is say that we
disagree
by nightfall russian police oh no some
1400 arrests around the country
earlier in the day authorities had
issued an official warning threatening
criminal prosecution and jail time for
those taking part in the protests
that's all for now but do stay tuned for
more rolling coverage about this crisis
in ukraine here on france 24.
in the future
is this going to give western central
banks pause when it comes to developing
that policy moving forward because hey
look the s p entered bare territory for
a very short point jailing protesters is
wild that's literally the norm for every
[Β __Β ] country on earth
are you kidding what do you f what do
you [Β __Β ] think happens to [Β __Β ] uh
protesters in the u.s dumbass
because they're trying to be this is a
legitimate security threat of white hats
taking all this protest and using them
for foreign means i know
i don't know what people are thinking
the u.s inflation rate wow
why at the end of two holy literal [Β __Β ]
i think it's always time to get scared
at that level so i always thought that
the central banks would as soon as the
markets showed a correction would pull
back on their interest rate hikes and
we're seeing that happening already so i
think the smart money is now saying we
see this rebound today in the nasdaq
jumping over three percent today it's
basically sort of saying well i think
jay powell is bluffing he's not going to
raise uh the interest rates 50 basis
points in march and he might not even
raise him 25 basis points this might
give him a reason this russian invasion
of ukraine making good reason to not
raise interest rates at all i think
that's probably what we're going to see
happen he's going to delay his interest
rates and push it out further
they never showed much enthusiasm for it
and i think this gives them the covering
excuse to not do it at all yeah and
we've certainly watched them use every
excuse they can possibly find over at
least the last year to keep kicking the
can down the road as we often say now
jeffrey when it comes to the fact that
the markets have really kind of been all
over the place i know we've talked about
how it feels like they are almost going
from crisis to crisis are we getting to
a point where those record highs that we
saw last year are finally coming to an
end i mean is this just becoming the new
reality right now
no i don't i don't you know my my
concern is we're gonna and by the way
can i gotta say the quiet part out loud
as they say uh this uh
this action by putin is a gift
uh to western politicians who have faced
you know two years of being discredited
loss of trust uh many of them be honest
i still could not believe that woman who
wanted to be putin's mom
can we watch that again
i i just still cannot [Β __Β ] believe it
i literally cannot believe it
i literally cannot [Β __Β ] believe it
we gotta [Β __Β ] watch it again
we're gonna watch it again because i'm
can i say though she is uh she is a
stunning
and i'm about to say that right she is
actually stunning i i
and this is usually not my type by the
way
dear president vladimir putin
i'm so sorry that i was who is this not
your mother
if i was your mother you would have been
so loved
held in the arms of joy
first of all what's her [Β __Β ] name
anna lynn mccord i'm looking her up
anna lynn mccord
i love this [Β __Β ] so much
she's a zionist
i don't care
dumbass
um is she a mother
is she a mother
uh does she have children
does she have children
this video is cringe uh
you know what
i like it
i like this video
i like this video a lot okay
and
i just i don't know what to tell you i
like it
all right i like it because
um
i don't know
never with the stories plight the world
unfurled before our eyes a pure demise
of nations sitting peaceful under a
night sky if i was your mother
the world would have been warm i feel
like she's crazy in bed like i don't
know
you guys the problem with you is that
you focus on the surface
and i focus on the vibe and the vibe for
me is she is wild you know i mean like i
really like when they're really
emotional
like this
so much laughter and joy and nothing
would haunt i love when they're so
emotional like this
i can't
imagine the stain the soul stealing pain
that the little boy you must have seen
and believed and the formulation of
thought quickly taught that you lived in
a cruel unjust world
she's like a super super sub she's super
super submissive
super super submissive
is this why
you now decide no one will get the best
of you
is this why you do not hide nor away shy
from taking back the world it was it
because so early in life all that stuff
yeah all that [Β __Β ] strife all that [Β __Β ]
rat to your little body with fear
if i was your mother if the world was
cold i'd have died to make it oh yeah
all of it whatever you saying it's all
true you warm i'd have died to protect
you from the unjust the violence the
terror the uncertainty i would have died
to give you life
oh dear mr president putin this is such
i can't watch the i'm i'm public i'm in
public this is such an intimate video
that's like the most intimate video i've
ever watched
that's so intimate live
where is the eu video
okay there's there's a bunch of coping
[Β __Β ] eu leaders in this okay we got
boris johnson
where's the eu speech
what do you speech where where
eu speech
i don't know who i'm dante is
[Β __Β ]
what are you telling me
what are you trying to say
all right what are you trying to say
oh that
innumerable missiles and bombs have been
raining down
on an entirely innocent population
a vast invasion is underway by land by
sea
and by air
and this is not in the infamous phrase
some far away country of which we know
little yeah it is we have ukrainian
friends in this country neighbors
co-workers
ukraine is a country that for boris
johnson
and the right to choose its own destiny
we
and the world
cannot allow that freedom
just to be snuffed out
we cannot and will not
just look away
it's because we've been so alarmed in
recent months that
russian intimidation that the uk became
one of the first countries in europe to
send defensive weaponry to help the
ukrainians
other allies have now done the same and
we will do what more we can in the days
ahead
today
in concert with our allies we will agree
a massive package of economic sanctions
designed in time to hobble the right you
know the british invented ukraine and to
that end we must also collectively cease
the defense you didn't know that russian
oil and gas that for too long has given
putin his grip on western politics
our mission
is clear
how you gonna do that get rid of uh
russian gas how
are you going to do that
diplomatically politically economically
and eventually military this hideous and
barbaric venture of vladimir putin must
end
in failure
and so i say to the people of russia
whose president has just authorized a
tidal wave of violence against a fellow
slavic people
as the parents of russian soldiers who
will lose their lives
i cannot believe this is being done in
your name
or that you really want the pariah
status it will bring to the putin regime
now i say to the ukrainians in this
moment
of agony
we're with you
we're praying for you and your families
and we are on your side
all right
let's see what macron
i know
that it will blaze bright again in
ukraine because
for all his bombs and tanks and missiles
i don't believe that the russian
dictator will ever subdue the national
feeling of the ukrainians and their
passionate belief that their country
should be free
this dude needs a [Β __Β ] haircut
i say this is worse than my hair
to the british people and
you guys know you the british created
ukraine i don't know if you guys know
that
uh kantbot knows about it they created
[Β __Β ] ukraine they created it you have
heard the threats from putin against
those woodrow wilson and british bankers
created ukraine
who stand with ukraine
we will of course
do everything
to keep our country safe
we're joined in our outrage by friends
and allies around the world
we will work with them for however long
it takes
to ensure that the sovereignty and
independence of ukraine is restored
because this act of sovereignty
wanton and reckless aggression
is an attack not just on ukraine logos
going off
logo is going to make me feel guilty
about playing elden ring
and be honest
i'm gonna i gotta roast the [Β __Β ] out of
my crawling still so we're not quite
there yet
it's an attack on democracy and freedom
in eastern europe and around the world
this crisis
is about the right of a free sovereign
independent european people to choose
their own future
and that is a right
that the uk will always train russian
forces remotely
they're gonna have zoom call training
sessions that's what that's what this is
talking about
they're talking about [Β __Β ] uh zoom
call training sessions
and a one and a two and a three and a
four and a five
all right
watch this
by backing down on his word by refusing
the diplomatic uh
choice other than war he hasn't just
wounded ukraine he has also undermined
the sovereignty of ukraine he has
decided
to
strike
peace and stability
in europe and it is the worst strike
that we have seen for decades we
anticipated this crisis together
we
undertook
stringent dialogue
alongside our allies and our european
partners we did everything to avoid this
situation this war but it is here and we
are ready
to this act of war we will reply without
weakness
we will reply calmly
uh in a determined manner and a united
manner we will take decisions during the
g7 this afternoon or during the european
council it will be held this evening in
brussels and then the nato summit that
will be held just in the next few hours
we will ask russia to be accountable
before the united nations security
council
we will try to build
international unity
the sanctions that will be imposed upon
russia will be
equal to what they have done in the
economic sphere in the
uh energy sector we will
be without weakness we
take all of our responsibilities to
protect the sovereignty and the security
of our european allies
interesting um
very interesting
oh
what if i told you i was setting up a
controller during that would you be mad
okay let's continue oh we're gonna roast
the [Β __Β ] out of my crown okay
my fellow citizens
the events it's something else
of this
night are a turning point in the history
of europe and of our country and there
will be consequences
there will be long lasting
profound consequences on our lives
there will be consequences on the
geopolitics of our continent
but we will be together and we will
respond together
i would like to
tell you of my determination
to protect our uh compatriots exposed in
ukraine
all the french as well and to take the
necessary decisions as to the direct and
indirect ramifications of this crisis
the ghosts of the past are rising again
during this time we will not give up an
iota of our unity
united around our principles of liberty
of sovereignty and democracy
so what how did you democratically
overthrow the government in 2014
cringiest echo chamber on twitch
um
is your girl available tonight
is your girl available tonight or give
me some head let me see
um
wants me to get something for him give
me a sec
um
putin's speech
to
was it
24th
um let me find you guys anyone have the
full speech by putin
right here
does anyone have the full speech by
putin from yesterday
does anyone have it
put it in the discord where where can i
find that
it's actually hard to find
all right here it is
yeah here it is i found it
let me dm it to him
where the [Β __Β ] is this guy at
where is he at
[Β __Β ]
where the [Β __Β ] is circle
there it is
there you go [Β __Β ]
okay let me tell him
these are the principles that have
formed us
and i will come back to you during the
coming hours to keep you informed
updated as uh to the situation and the
decisions so that i will be led to take
long of the republic
of france
okay
uh so he's saying that the old ways are
coming and the old empires are coming
back
france you still [Β __Β ] have colonies
you literally still have literal
colonies and you also have the [Β __Β ]
cfak in in [Β __Β ] africa that's not
neo-colonialism you literally send
[Β __Β ] troops to mali you know
yeah they send troops to [Β __Β ]
columbia and all this [Β __Β ] like
so [Β __Β ] dumb
claims against civilians including
russian citizens we do not plan to
occupy ukrainian territories
the hakka group anonymous has declared
cyber war against the russian government
rt's website is one of its targets and
has been affected by outages
well i'm joined live now in the studio
by our correspondent igor zdanov
arty's website has been attacked by this
hacker group anonymous what more can you
tell us well absolutely this anonymous
hacker group is arguably the most
recognizable and the largest in the
world it is responsible and has claimed
responsibility for a lot of well hacks
and leaks that have resonated all around
the world this time they have openly uh
openly said that they are waging war on
all of russia and they claimed
responsibility for bringing down the
rt.com our website as i'm speaking
as of now it can't be reached really
unless you will get a you luckily can
get through and uh after you refresh the
page for like dozens of time maybe again
it doesn't it doesn't really count as
you know working not properly uh anyway
so they claimed responsibility for that
and it follows a series of attacks on
other uh russian websites for example
the website of the kremlin of the
russian government uh and so on and so
forth and um in fact rt has been
targeted a number of times throughout
the day according to our editor-in-chief
but during the day we managed that he
managed to like repel those ddos attacks
uh but now well the website is down
again just a quick um reminder ddos
attack simplifying it is basically
that's when a lot of
thousands tens of thousands hundreds of
thousands of false requests are sent to
the website so that the servers think
that a lot of people are trying to reach
this uh the website at the same time the
servers can't handle the load so they go
down this is how it works and
interestingly enough this uh well hacker
attack that has been claimed by
anonymous it happens on the heels of an
unconfirmed media reports that joe biden
was presented with opportunities of you
know um provide of basically waging a
cyber war on russia to like hamper its
military operation in ukraine again
according to the reports no final
decisions uh were made but some of the
ideas apparently floated in front of the
american president
are the ideas to disrupt the internet
all across russia
also to they hacked alden ring and to
tamper with railroad switches apparently
this would allow to well stop trains
they're going to hack elden ring we'll
derail them again those are just media
reports and there is no indication that
any decision had been made but clearly
anonymous again a group that well there
is no proven connection of anonymous to
any official government it has to be
said but they are a force to be reckoned
with and right based populist republican
jd vance issued a statement
look at this jd vance
based
hold on there's a lot of good news
jd vance it's ridiculous that we're
focused
he doesn't give a [Β __Β ] he said he
doesn't give a
[Β __Β ] i can't find it okay look at this
zelinski the crybaby
is complaining that europe's not gonna
help him remember that [Β __Β ] song i
gave you guys
no they're not gonna help ukraine
nobody's for ukraine
nobody's going to ukraine
they're not going to help ukraine
remember that song okay this is [Β __Β ]
i asked the 27 leaders of europe brother
ukraine will be a nato as directly
everyone is afraid does not answer
yeah there you go
yeah okay
well look what happens
look what happens
look what happens
it's [Β __Β ] stupid yeah it's [Β __Β ]
stupid ukraine will win how how is
ukrainian win because reddit's on their
side
is reddit's on their side right
it's cause reddit's on their side isn't
it
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who were they fighting they were
fighting their own citizens in the
southeast part of the country and it's
not about waiting the end goal here for
russia is neutralizing ukraine
it has appeared over the last eight
years
anyone really not consider that
and the main aim is to stop the
escalation of the war that has been
going on for eight years
if the west doesn't want to see that
they would probably another mistake
that they have made plenty of throughout
history
the u.s president joe biden has also
condemned the russian operation and
unveiled what he called devastating
sanctions as caleb morpin explains
well when we heard from joe biden the
u.s president he laid out new sanctions
on russia he spoke specifically of some
banks that will be targeted he
specifically talked of products being
outlawed to export to russia u.s
companies will not be able to export
certain products to russia later in the
press conference he was pressed about
the swift international banking system
and he gave kind of a mild answer and
said well the european allies don't seem
to agree and essentially admitted that
while the united states might want to
kick russia out of the swift system uh
it seems the united states is not going
to be able to do that at this time now
the narrative that joe biden laid out
throughout his remarks was the same
narrative we've been hearing from u.s
officials all along apparently this
whole crisis according to joe biden has
just happened simply because of russia
there is no other factor it is simply
russia's malign activities that has
caused the whole thing this is what we
heard from joe biden laying out his
interpretation of events
for weeks we have been warning
that this would happen
and now it's unfolding largely as we
predicted
now it's important to note
that russia has repeatedly raised the
issue of its security guarantees in
addition to that russia has made clear
it has no intent to invade ukraine
however at this point they are engaging
in an operation to protect the people of
donetsk and lugants and make sure they
do not continue to face the shelling and
bombardment they have been enduring for
the past eight years it's important to
note that unlike what joe biden said
these republics were not declared by the
russian president vladimir putin they
were declared by the peoples of these
regions in response to the u.s coup in
2014 and it has been eight years since
then that russia has waited to declare
the republics now what was also
interesting is when pressed by reporters
joe biden revealed some rather
interesting lack of knowledge when it
comes to events one of the reporters
actually asked him is putin threatening
a nuclear strike
to which biden replied i don't know what
he is threatening so we have the
president of the united states saying he
doesn't know if nuclear war is on the
table
now of course russia has not threatened
a nuclear strike a nuclear war is simply
not on the table russia is engaging in
an operation to protect donetsk and
lugonsk uh from attack uh the idea that
this is some kind of nuclear
confrontation is pretty outrageous but
the fact that biden responded to such a
question with i don't know is something
that a lot of americans have got to find
very concerning
he doesn't know if it's a nuclear war
he's also been pouring in since the
start of the russian operation in
ukraine i don't know the british foreign
secretary liz truss outlined new
sanctions aimed at devastating russia's
economy paula slayer has more on that
the russian soldiers will fertilize the
soil let me ask you a question
prometheur are you coping is that true
or is it cope do you really believe that
do you really believe the ukrainian
military is going to prevail over russia
no no just be honest are you coping or
do you actually believe that
i mean let's be realistic are you
regardless of whether you think it's
good or bad do you actually think
ukraine stands a chance
are you coping
i think you're coping yeah he's coping
he's coping well i'll let you stop
coping you can go ahead and explain on
my vc realistically convince me why
ukraine has a chance or
what is it
it's uh
the ghost of kiev the ghost of kiev is
beating him back
yeah i i don't think so i just don't
think so i i just don't think so okay
i don't think so
i just don't think so
by russia
they said that this military action was
preceded by fabricated claims and
unfounded allegations the g7 saying that
this has fundamentally changed the
united euro-atlantic security situation
and that they too will bring forward
severe and coordinated economic and
financial sanctions
well not all public figures support the
mass condemnation of russia australian
journalist john pilger thinks western
politicians are guilty of hypocrisy
the hypocrites on parade watch them on
cnn the bbc read them wall to wall
now imagine a strategic enclave of
britons or french or germans or
americans under violent siege shelled
and terrorized for eight years
would this be tolerated by the rulers of
the world
nato has condemned the russian operation
calling it a horrifying attack on
ukraine which is entirely unjustified
and unprovoked political analyst nicola
merkovitz thinks the western alliance is
in no position to accuse others of
aggression
if you look at brown university's uh
analysis of american and nato strikes
since uh the 9 11 attacks in in new york
we're counting today more than 900 000
dead
uh we're counting over uh 50 to 60
million refugees across the world and
these are wars and the consequences of
nato led and u.s led wars across the
world and jen stoltenberg is going to
give lessons today on on what the
heinous acts are i think this is really
something
sanctioned for limiting biden's access
to semiconductors there's a lot of
rhetoric as we see interesting coming
out from nato i think it's positive news
that nato said that i think bernie said
something right let's check with
that these past years and since 2014 and
the u.s nato-led coup in kiev leading to
an anti-russian government let's bet
this is extremely important that we
always bear this in mind we've seen uh
counselors we've seen weapons we've seen
a funding coming out of nato countries
into ukraine to finance an army which is
fighting against russian-speaking people
of ukraine so it's good that nato does
not intervene directly in this specific
war but nato is also since these past
years has been intervening in ukraine
and has been encouraging ukraine to
attack the russian speakers of donbass
so i think uh this is something else we
should bring to mind to mr sultan berg
well that's a wrap for now my name is
peter scott and i'll be back again at
the top of the hour with any updates on
russia's ongoing military operation
thank you for watching
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uh it creates a large pool of bachelors
so in other words a large pool of single
men for whom there are no potential
mates and that's a recipe for trouble
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the russian military has begun a brutal
assault on the people of ukraine without
provocation
without justification
without necessity
this is a pre-meditated attack
400 days into president biden's
presidency he is facing a second foreign
policy crisis but as the world holds its
breath to see what happens next in the
conflict
president biden continues his narrative
this was an unjustifiable war on ukraine
calling the leader of russia a pariah on
the global state
however not addressing the root cause of
all of this turmoil and conceding there
is not european unity on removing russia
from the swift bank
counting on sanctions to be the main
weapon of the west
sanction sanctions
well thank you let's look at bernie's i
wanna see what bernie said what did
[Β __Β ] bernie say
bernie release statement i am calling on
putin to please stop
look at this [Β __Β ]
look at this [Β __Β ]
right now as we speak invading russian
military forces are moving across
ukraine look at this [Β __Β ]
child snatching fabian socialists the
democrat
child snatcher
we are witnessing the most massive
military operation in europe since world
war ii
there must be no ambiguity in
acknowledging that what the whole world
is seeing today
what would you do otherwise send troops
is nothing i would do nothing i would
welcome russia with a firm handshake
from across the sea
i would welcome russia with a firm
handshake across the sea
a lot of people are asking hogs where'd
you go where'd you go haas are you gone
now are you gone no i'm not gone okay
i just think i should play elder reigns
ring soon less than a blatant violation
of international law and a basic human
decency
this war will likely kill thousands of
people and create millions of refugees
at a time when the global community is
already struggling with the covid
pandemic and climate change this war
could plunge europe into long-term
economic and political instability make
no mistake about it the effects of this
war will be felt here in the united
states and countries throughout the
world
russian president vladimir putin has
justified this war in various ways
including by claiming in a recent speech
that ukraine is not a real country but
simply a part of russia
regardless of what revision that's true
i mean it's true though right
how's it wrong ingenious historical
argument or flimsy legal pretext putin
may offer
this war is clearly an act of
premeditated aggression against ukraine
and its people
this aggression is unacceptable and the
nations of the world must respond
vigorously to defend democracy and the
rule of law
in my view it is clear that the united
states and our nato allies made real
efforts over the past weeks and months
in trying to address putin's stated
security concerns
tragically those authors were not
reciprocated
as a result
now is the time to maintain unity with
our allies and impose severe sanctions
on vladimir putin and his government
severe sanctions
these moves should not only isolate the
russian economy but should include
freezing access to the billions of
dollars that putin and his oligarch
cronies have stashed in european and
american banks
at a time when he is inflicting enormous
suffering and destruction
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gz donated three dollars
explosions in kiev russian military
reportedly underweight in the capital
can you give me the source
on the world
putin one of the wealthiest people on
earth
should not be allowed to enjoy the where
did you get that putin's one of the
wealthiest people on earth
it's not true
millions he has stolen from the people
of russia
what source do you have a source
this is like that whole [Β __Β ] um putin
mansion thing remember hearing about
that the whole putin mansion thing
i would also note
that today even as the ukrainian people
are bravely resisting this aggression
anti-war protests have taken place in 40
different russian cities
and at least
yet being hit with air strikes and
missiles let's check
let's check kiev being hit with air
strikes and missiles kia of live stream
actually there's a dm someone gave me of
like multiple angles
yeah let's check it out
okay
we have um
we're watching it now
all right i mean guys
where's the [Β __Β ] airstrikes
okay here they're here ctv cameras
respond at the moment of a possible
explosion
okay it's just some something got blown
up in the sky probably i don't [Β __Β ]
know
that
you better
first time is watching
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um
1 000 russian citizens have been
arrested for opposing the war
today i stand in solidarity with these
incredibly brave people
in an authoritarian country like russia
protest is an act of enormous courage
that is why russian opposition leader
alexei navalny who has done so much to
expose the corruption within the putin
government sits in prison on trumped-up
charges having survived an assassination
attempt
putin may rule russia today but he
cannot hide the truth forever
his day will come
hopefully sooner than later
today i hope all of us will stand with
the ukrainian people against this war
and with the russian people who are
demonstrating against their corrupt
reckless president who started it
the images of war that we are seeing are
painful
and i fear that worse may yet be coming
in the midst of all this horror one area
where american leadership can be very
helpful is in providing aid for those
refugees fleeing war
the united states must work closely with
our international partners in providing
humanitarian relief for the ukrainian
people and we should also commit to
accepting more refugees here in our own
country
many of you are no doubt wondering what
you can help do
to end this terrible conflict
in my view the most important thing that
we can all do right now is stand in
solidarity with the ukrainian people
against this war and with the russian
people who are risking so much to
demonstrate against their corrupt
reckless president who started it
putin and his oligarch friends
seek a divided world and the destruction
of
democracy our worldview is different
we want to see robust democracies in
every country on earth including russia
we want a world in which people come
together
to address the enormous problems facing
us all
at the end of the day
it will be that common humanity
based on the principles of justice that
brings us together and enables us to
prevail thank you very much
ll bernie l bernie
has been real and once again this is not
just something that's come out overnight
2014 but for even prior to that there
was trouble 2014 there was a coup you
don't get over a government coup
overnight and i think that's a part of
history that people fail to remember in
the conflicts tonight that this has not
just been a peacekeeping loving area
since then ben drew always great to chat
with you
oil prices jump eight percent as the
white house contemplates releasing more
oil from the reserves however will the
body administration use this opportunity
to make the u.s more dependent on the
middle east before reopening options at
home our economic experts join us after
the break
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i was thinking somehow i had to come
back because mom was waiting for me
i just knew that everything would be
fine for some reason we were so
confident because we were going to get
married officially after he blm soldiers
paratrooped into moscow and killed putin
what
oh my god
holy [Β __Β ]
the explosion blew him over on his back
and it was all over
we know that our comrades and our
commander won't leave us no matter how
tough it gets we're a team
was a senior in his military trio
he knew that if he didn't smother that
grenade with his body more of his
comrades would die he gave his own life
to save his friends
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oil prices around the world have hit a
record high after russian launch
military action in ukraine
experts say americans can expect to pay
more at the pump in a time when a gas
prices and inflation are already high
our t contributor molly barros reports
already rising gas prices are expected
to climb even higher after russia's
military offensive in ukraine according
to aaa as of thursday the average price
for a gallon of gas in the united states
is 3.54 cents a gallon that's up almost
a dollar a gallon from a year ago and
experts say prices could eventually top
four dollars
globally oil is up more than five
percent u.s crude futures are trading at
more than 96 dollars a barrel while
brett crude oil traded at over a hundred
dollars a barrel for the first time
since 2014
natural gas prices also surged 5.39
so i think that right now investors are
extremely concerned that you know short
term it's going to be extremely volatile
we're going to be headline driven and i
think that everyone is still awaiting
what is going to be the coordinator
response from the g7 as far as how to
approach russia russia's military move
prompted washington and europe to bow
sanctions that may also impact the
global economy like cutting off the
country from global banking and
financial markets germany also halted
the nordstrom 2 project a pipeline that
carries natural gas from russia to
germany russia already provides 30 to 40
percent of europe's gas and wields a
huge influence over prices the us gets
most of its oil from canada i'm just
talking a [Β __Β ] circle about this
[Β __Β ] ukraine [Β __Β ] i'm arguing with
him
oh [Β __Β ]
uh
footage of kiev missiles okay let's
check fact checking
back checking
oh jackson
jackson called let me call him
you see jackson's twitter
uh told me to check his twitter
what am i supposed to be checking
was that 9 16 oh this is like 30 minutes
ago [Β __Β ]
all right jackson called me let me check
fact checking
uh fact checking where is it at where's
it at where's it at
same sky over kiev
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just
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rest
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damn
that's [Β __Β ] crazy
holy [Β __Β ]
what is this all about what's this all
about what's the purpose of this
a down jet
yeah i don't know is it an airplane that
was shot out
yeah it looks like a downed aircraft too
um
what okay
i don't know like
what else is there to cover
170 ukrainian civilians are dead
really
obviously that's not a good thing
right that's horrible
guys i i want i want people to not get
the wrong idea here about something
okay
i
like ukrainians i don't i like
ukrainians i like russians right i like
both of them
i'm just against the ukrainian
government i'm against the [Β __Β ] the
maidan government i think the ukrainian
people are being duped and manipulated
by their government to be to have
anti-russian fervor and anti-russian
sentiment to detract from their own
problems
and although it's my own opinion
not that that matters that much that
ukraine really isn't a real nation right
that's an opinion that
stalin disagreed with me about lenin
disagreed with me about it right both of
them upheld ukraine as its own nation so
i could be wrong maybe right
but it's just my opinion
um
and
i think russia agrees with this i don't
believe ukrainians should be forcibly
forced to adopt an identity they don't
agree with right
so let me just i've been really
hyperbolic and [Β __Β ] because of how much
anti-russian propaganda is going around
so let me be very crystal clear
about something
um
i don't think ukrainians
uh i don't think ukrainians should be
forced
obviously russia doesn't think that
either though right it's just prop
[Β __Β ] propaganda
like
um
ukraine says this is from 17 minutes ago
or sixth no this is 16 hours ago
yeah this is old so f up to 10 civilians
have been killed apparently you know i
don't like people dying and [Β __Β ] um i
disagree with the ukrainian government
and it's aggression and i need people to
understand who the aggressor here is the
aggressor is the west not russia right
and people have a hard time processing
that the ukrainian government has been
acting as an aggressor because it's just
big russia versus small ukraine but
you're missing the context of nato and
western aggression
against uh against russia right again i
don't
i'm not trying to say that you know
oh ukrainians should
be forced to become russian or some
crazy [Β __Β ] like that it's not what i'm
[Β __Β ] saying okay
so don't don't take my [Β __Β ] out of
context and assume
the wrong thing i don't hate ukrainians
i don't
i need to make that crystal [Β __Β ]
clear okay
and also
um
let me see is hassan playing eldon ring
yet
because i have to combat the dis info no
he's not
what is he even watching
he doesn't give a [Β __Β ] at all
he's trying to use this as an
opportunity to be like this is why we
need to attack china
we need to do instead is
focus all of our efforts on all right
you know what i don't care what hassan's
doing
um
i'm [Β __Β ] i'm i'm gonna you know
i've had enough of the [Β __Β ]
um
i think there's not a much there's not
any breaking news going on right
so
i'm gonna tell you exactly what's going
on right
i'm gonna tell you exactly what's about
to [Β __Β ] happen
right now okay because you have to
understand
we've streamed for like seven hours
and there's not much else to cover on
this ukraine [Β __Β ] there's just not right
um
so
this made this may be disappointing
some of you
right
um
but guess what
look if there's more news
uh i'll cover that news right
but until then
i already read gg's article okay i did
all my [Β __Β ] homework now it's time to
play
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all right i'm gonna go p i'll be right
back i'm gonna pee
i'm gonna go pee
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uh
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bad streamer for doing this
am i a bad political streamer for doing
this
i just feel like look i'm gonna tell you
guys the truth
i feel like i'm a bad political streamer
for doing this because it's like you
know it's one of these but i just feel
like what what else what other news is
there to cover right now right
if there's breaking news tell me and
we'll go straight to it right
but i just feel like what else do what
else can we cover i feel like we've
covered a lot
um and i i kind of would i want to talk
the only thing left is kind of theory
like theories of anti-imperialism
and
things more of that nature right
um
anti-imperialism and all that kind of
[Β __Β ]
and that but that's theory right
uh and right now i just i don't think we
have enough time for that
so let's
let's check this game out how about we
just do that
all right it's a new game
okay this controller is not [Β __Β ]
working
hey you know what
my controller's not working actually
so that is kind of a problem
uh let's see what the [Β __Β ] is going on
steam controller i mean like what the
[Β __Β ] is going on
it doesn't doesn't seem like it's
working
uh devices
settings
uh
room
controller
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okay so that works
so it should work
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oh it works now
all right we have a privacy policy
let's like get good graphics
yeah we're good graphics right
is good graphics
okay
start a new game
okay next
i don't know what this means
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is this a symmetry this is a scimitar
with a turban right so we're gonna do
this guy
or
whoa
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um
i wanna be this guy
do i
yeah i'll be this guy
what the [Β __Β ] does this mean choose a
body type
a and b
oh it's men or woman why can't you say
man or a woman or is not not politically
correct anymore to say man or woman
okay uh type a
yeah
you see what i'm saying like
that's what i'm talking about like
that's exactly what i'm talking about
you understand but uh the name
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oz this is gonna be me haas al ghul
hell yeah [Β __Β ]
should i be comrade number three
uh age young
mature i'm gonna be mature
origin
okay i don't wanna have to customize my
guy
so if they give me a chance to do that
oh god they're going to give me a chance
to do that aren't they
you're going to let me customize the my
guy aren't they i can't i can't deal
with this
but keepsake what is this
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uh increases hp
what does this mean can someone tell me
what it means
your twitch clip getting clicks on
twitter
what clip what clip
what clip
what click
what click
okay i'll tell you what i think about
eldon ring in a second but what clip is
getting uh rounds on twitter
quote which one are you talking about
multiples
set the [Β __Β ] up bro it's about one but
look at the [Β __Β ] astro turf campaign
oh my god russians are doing what gig
one more [Β __Β ] white helmets [Β __Β ]
what clip is getting clicks
quote me
the one posted by destiny orbiters which
one
can you dm it to me
want to go ahead and dm it to me
oh man
this one
i think we're debating next week too
right
yo destiny
all right what's up do you uh are you
under the view that there's a russian
invasion
um it seems to be right now yeah this is
not making rounds at all i'm just
curious why you why would you watch
russian state media for information
about like a russian war it just seems
something i know for a fact they're not
going to lie about
russia doing aggression it's not going
to do
so let you know that for a fact see this
is why destiny's not smart he's he's
like way less smart than he thinks he is
and this is why destiny isn't as smart
as he thinks he is way too
too over confident
listen to what i said
what
incentive does rt have to report
aggression that is not there
rt can lie sure
but we know for a fact
what they do and don't have an incentive
to lie about
like go ahead and listen to what i
[Β __Β ] said
right
we are already getting crazy reports
about all this
these russian actions 20
4
7.
but only if it's being reported on rt
will we know with 100
certainty
whether those actions are correct
because they will announce
russian government admitting it
it's simple
it's simple like it's that [Β __Β ]
simple you know
these people are not smart
the point is not that we know with 100
certainty
rt is telling the truth
the point is that since they have no
reason to lie about russia doing
things it's not
their incentive is to deny
not confirm
it
gives us more certainty about
certainty about
russian actions
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holy [Β __Β ]
not she's just not smart
right
yeah these people are [Β __Β ] idiots
these people are literal [Β __Β ] idiots
it's that simple
okay let's go back land okay so i'm
gonna explain to you briefly what i
think about eldon ring from like a
philosophy whatever perspective so at
first from all the promo and trailers
and [Β __Β ]
i was really confused about elden ring
because i was like what does this all
mean i don't [Β __Β ] know what do rings
mean and then i thought about it i'm
like okay what are rings right
um
and why why do they go on our fingers
too rings are kind of weird right why
don't we symbolize marriage with like
bracelets or anything right and i
realized how this guy makes his games
and it's it's every single detail right
so it's specifically about hands and
fingers and hands and fingers symbolize
fate
no sorry not faith um
they symbolize will
they symbolize human will right and a
ring
symbolizes eternity right so when you
get married when you put the ring on
your finger you're basically saying and
this is my interpretation
you're basically saying uh
you are
you are you are uh
you are defining your will along a
specific
commitment of eternity like you're
limiting your will
you're limiting your will somehow right
to a specific
type of
destiny does that kind of make sense
right so the ring is like
eternity right
and then even um
destiny talking mad [Β __Β ] about me saying
i'm doing real harm
i don't care then report me [Β __Β ] i
don't give a [Β __Β ]
like what the [Β __Β ] do you want
all right what's up do you uh are you
under the view that there's a russian
invasion um it seems to be right now
yeah i'm just curious why you why would
you watch russian state media for
information about like a russian war it
just seems something i know i'm in this
chat they're not going to lie about
russia doing aggression it's not going
to do
so let you know that for a [Β __Β ]
all right let me put that in another
term wait no no no no no wait hold on
and then i can't wait as soon as he like
i can't i just i could i couldn't even
do it i'm because i'm australian right
now and i'm not gonna waste time with
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] if you can't oh my god
okay yeah so why do you know that i i
need to rephrase it that's you're not as
smart as you think let me rephrase god
okay i'm out they're not going he's such
a [Β __Β ]
i'm such a [Β __Β ] i i i i like [Β __Β ] i was
too triggered obviously don't even have
a conversation
what incentive does rt have to report
aggression that is not there rt can lie
sure but we know for a fact what they do
and don't have an incentive to lie about
it what he was watching on russia today
was some huge piece about there were
there were all of these displaced um
russians from eastern ukraine that were
being genocided by the ukrainian people
and that russian citizens and volunteers
were coming together to rush together to
try to help these people and give them
homes and housing and they were doing
all these nice things for these poor uh
russians that were fleeing eastern
ukraine that were being genocide that's
that's what he um that's what he was
watching and i'm like how the [Β __Β ] are
you so stupid that you're sitting here
like uncritically just [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
gobbling literal russian state media
propaganda and then in the next breath
you'll be like oh yeah but cnn uh
they're super corrupt because capitalism
uh like bro how are you f how are you so
brain dead what what a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
jesus christ
yeah i'm gonna call this dumb ass
he removed me as the friend so i can't
call her the org asked her to delete
well she asked to leave the
what a [Β __Β ]
he has to be a character he's not a
character just people are just like usa
bad and then that's it like
and then that's their whole political
world view is usa bad usa allies but
everything usa bad anybody in opposition
do you say is probably being honest or
truthful then we shouldn't trust um the
usa as much as we trust literally any
other person
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drinking protein
he banned me from his [Β __Β ] chat what
a [Β __Β ]
he literally [Β __Β ] banned me from his
chat
actual [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] actual [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] hey destiny you want to talk [Β __Β ]
about you just look now i'm the guy
destiny has to run from just like
jackson hey destiny guess what
if you want to talk [Β __Β ] and make [Β __Β ]
up about what i [Β __Β ] said be ready to
defend it or you're gonna look like a
little [Β __Β ] right
there it's scary how well they
understand how to run it and then to see
people like haas just fall for it like
hook line and snicker like oh yeah well
maybe you know the western media does
lie a lot and you know what you brush
away isn't gonna lie about everything
i didn't even have to mention western
media it's like literal common sense
well i don't know if the state does but
humans like the citizens do it's like oh
yeah propaganda that's when you put out
blatant misinformation to make people
look bad okay what is the misinformation
from that rt that got you so [Β __Β ]
butt hurt destiny why are your pennies
so much in a bunch
what specifically got you so [Β __Β ]
butt hurt
from that [Β __Β ] uh documentary that
this such misinformation i mean yeah
people in donetsk and lugongs had to be
evacuated they've been shelled for eight
years they've never had a day of peace
uh what is where's the [Β __Β ] lie
it feeds into our innate desire um these
doing all this psychological [Β __Β ] no
meat and potatoes about the facts but
yeah like i'm actually bro i'm above it
all they're all biased bro like yeah
dude like i'm above it i see the games
like they're all part of like this
biased media and [Β __Β ] it's like bro
that's you're not you're literally a
puppet you're a pawn like this is
exactly what propaganda is supposed to
lead you to believe that nobody's
trustworthy
wait but i'm literally pro-russian i'm
literally a pro-russian guy i've never
denied that like it's not that i'm
manipulated by rp like i literally have
a pro-russian agenda i always have
i've never lied about that
no you're just a [Β __Β ] tool
no i'm not a tool i'm a [Β __Β ] tool
maker [Β __Β ]
i use you as my tool [Β __Β ] i'm the guy
who's [Β __Β ] kgb here [Β __Β ] who
am i being a tool for
self so the media has an incentive a
capitalist incentive to expose other
media and to expose the uh and to expose
the government in in russian state media
that's state funded and state controlled
you're not going to get like an expose
of like abu ghraib right like the prison
in undergrad was in iraq right or was
that in afghanistan yes you are because
that's a u.s run prison what says that
or like on guantanamo bay you're not
going to get those types of things
posted by russia today i love how
destiny can just do this whole straw man
about what i actually [Β __Β ] said
and i can't defend myself because he
bans me in chat and [Β __Β ] uh blocks me
on this one
why are you so butthurt about it i don't
[Β __Β ] get it
so like the concept that the media is
all the same everywhere they're like oh
yeah rt it's basically you know it's
their version of cnn no it's not you
brain dead
[Β __Β ] and it gets published by cnn or or
whatever else do you think that rt is
going to publish the same types of
information do you think yes they do
much freedom do you think that those
truths yes they [Β __Β ] do they're going
to get on twitter and complain um the
same way that they might in the western
world and if the western media doesn't
[Β __Β ] publish it
it gets published on the internet which
decreases the public's trust in the
[Β __Β ] mainstream media so it's not
because it's uh they're more
unbiased everybody on twitch is all dumb
um and youtube and me and everybody else
zach gwen
ash oh like literally you don't even
know what the [Β __Β ] you're talking about
i can't believe this [Β __Β ] interrupted
the [Β __Β ] elden ring you don't even
know what the [Β __Β ] you're talking about
destiny
that's not how it works at all
russian media will report on anything
that makes the rounds and goes viral
they're not just gonna pretend it
doesn't exist
but even if i granted you the site this
fairy tale that cnn is more reliable
than rt
which you have yet to give me a single
example for why right other than you're
you're saying oh they don't have rt did
report on allegations for example from
the panama papers and stuff they didn't
they didn't hide that [Β __Β ] the panama
papers were against putin rt reported on
them right so what you're saying is
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] but even if i granted
you that premise you still haven't
explained
what
that you've understood my argument
rt
sure rt might deny things that are
happening right
but they are not going to say russia is
doing things in ukraine that it's not
they're not going to go and say for
example
russia is
bombing this city in ukraine and it's
not happening
now on twitter people do have an
incentive to make up that russia is
doing this and this and that
and we see those all the time but i
can't know with certainty if it's true
unless russian media reports it
because russian media has no incentive
to lie about it right
it's just about knowing whether these
claims are more trustworthy or not
and sure there may be things that the
russian media is not reporting on that
are happening it's just it's harder for
me to confirm that with 100 certainty
if russian media doesn't confirm it it's
that [Β __Β ] simple right
um
it's literally that simple
and we didn't only look at rt by the way
rt was like our main base we looked at
everything i gave you guys ukrainian
propaganda i gave you [Β __Β ] that the
ukrainian propagandists were i gave you
everything this dude is so [Β __Β ]
butthurt he's literally like an sjw
lefty right this dude's a [Β __Β ] sjw
lefty and look these destiny people act
like they're these like reasonable
people and lefties are crazy and
unhinged
but as soon as it comes to this russia
[Β __Β ] they become these blue hair sjw
lefties who call for d-plat
you're so dangerous oh hans you're doing
so much harm oh my god
you're no different than that [Β __Β ]
demon mama person who's like destiny
should be d platform because he's sexist
or whatever right it's like there's no
difference
about like um
crying about like how unfair the media
was to him even obama like kicked out
like some people from the um from the
press room
okay do i still have to [Β __Β ] watch
this [Β __Β ] can i get back to my ldn
ring
and i what's [Β __Β ] how what is it 10
30. come on guys i don't have all the
time in the world to play this okay
so land between ruin
the gold of grace shining in the eyes of
the people in the lands between
used to gain many runes
um hold on let me just [Β __Β ] attend to
this for one second
so i was talking about [Β __Β ] elden
ring
hi the gold of grace
shining in the eyes between the people
in the lands between us what does this
[Β __Β ] mean
a golden seed
the ashes of ashes okay the strange
cracked pots
that mend themselves
two stone keys shaped like swords
imps i don't know what that means five
sacred branches the key is good what
does this [Β __Β ] key do should i get
the key
the boiled prawns boost physical damage
negation no
uh
attacks enemies aggression
it attracts their aggression um
i think this one right the medallion
the key
all right i'll do the key everyone's
saying key i'll do the key out all right
so eldon ring right go back to what i
was saying
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the hands symbolize will
the ring symbolize some kind of bond of
eternity and in the trailer i noticed
like there was this weird thing where
like there's a bunch of arms
that um
are
stretched out even unnaturally like
through this kind of like uh
uh
what is it [Β __Β ] called
unnaturally stretched out to form a ring
so what this tells me is it's the it's
the conflict between will
and
destiny not the [Β __Β ] streamer he's a
little [Β __Β ] so it's the conflict
between will and destiny basically is
how i'm interpreting the main theme of
elden rings so far
yes
no the hand is the will
yeah and the ring binds the will right
so it's this basic like contradiction
between our freedom to do things and the
way we're bounded and actually it's kind
of interesting because that fits with
the game's form as well to my knowledge
this is a um open world game right with
a lot more choice in it
which i don't know how i feel about that
honestly i kind of prefer
the bloodborne style where it's like
stages i don't i don't i don't like
having so much freedom right
um
oh my god
so this is [Β __Β ] hideous
the most common face truth seeker
aristocrat
um
face found a tribe of folk wall versus
ancient legends and heresies
okay where where the where the arabs at
am i allowed to be an arab guy
is this a phoenician
what is this
the [Β __Β ] is that
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the newman descendants of another world
okay
am i just i don't want to be this
warrior um either this one
an austere pilgrim
[Β __Β ] or uh this one
i kind of think this one's my right
mediterranean
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who wanders the seas
i'll be this guy
detailed appearance first of all uh
face and hair first right yeah this is
kind of already looking like me right
so let's do hair uh
let's make sure we're darker
what the [Β __Β ] man all right
uh
these are all the same
all right uh i'm kinda i kinda have
reddish hair don't i
reddish
beard
this one all right
which one is more like me
this one right
yeah this is this is kind of spot-on
all right this one
uh
hair
which one all right i kind of be
should i start getting more comfortable
being bald
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because honestly
i'm not gonna have luscious hair for for
a very long time i'm not gonna have hair
for a long time right but i don't like
how this looks i don't wanna be bald i'm
gonna fight it
yeah i'm gonna fight the baldness i'm
just gonna be like this
see i this is why these japanese games i
just hate the hair they give me
honestly this is actually my hairline
and this is being generous i think
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should i be this no
i'm gonna fight it i'm not gonna
actually have my real hairline
all right
uh
that this is actually my hairline
let me see and then what is this [Β __Β ]
you know it's like okay
we're just gonna have this
damn
this is kind of like my fake hairline
sometimes
i feel like i have to do this one
luster what does that mean
what does luster mean can someone tell
me
what does it mean
oh it's shininess
oh no yeah discard that
root darkness i don't [Β __Β ] know what
that means
it doesn't even look different
oh look how much more brown it looks no
thanks
all right and white hairs i do kind of
have some white hairs don't i
we'll have a little bit right you can
have a little bit
all right
now oh my god so the nose is spot on is
there anything else i need i probably
gotta change like the skin the
similar face
yeah i'm not gonna spend time
customizing this because this guy
already looks like me
um
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oh that's badass
look at this guy this guy looks like a
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] base
and be an [Β __Β ]
i feel like his face is too much
scrunched together should i be this
i'll be this be an [Β __Β ]
eyebrows i got a unibrow so we gotta
change that okay i don't know who
decided to give me a unibrow that's
better
yeah just match yeah match here
uh
eyes let's yeah we gotta change the eye
color
so we're gonna do you can't even see
this honestly we're gonna do this is my
eye color i'm making me
okay i'm not really that green i'm kind
of more like this
right
this
do that
all right uh [Β __Β ] these are so much
options i don't want these options i'll
just leave it there
skin features
i don't like my mouth
can i change my mouth
[Music]
just face template bone structure
what the [Β __Β ]
this is literally when you adopt a soy
diet this is what you look like
go from eating meat to veganism
meat veganism okay let's check this one
what the hell
hey we're keeping that
more emphasis
let's just be stronger whatever that
means
you guys notice the difference what is
what is happening that's different
i'm becoming more of an [Β __Β ]
slowly
this is silly
apparent age is 255
perfect
facial structure
that this is what we need to do so the
lip lip fullness i got big ass lips man
i got big beautiful lips so we're going
to increase that lip fullness
also going to increase the size
it kind of looks [Β __Β ] right now
uh does this even matter
does this even matter like who's gonna
see what my face looks like
i don't wanna look like a dumbass so
i'll keep it
um
keep that and then
uh
chin
chin width
gotta like make it a little wider right
because i'm kind of yeah there we go
that's good
this looks kind of stupid honestly
the jaw
jaw wind let's make our jaw wider
[Music]
i feel like there's something off like
maybe the cheekbones or something
cheeks cheekbone height cheekbone width
yeah this is better
that's what it was i needed that width
[Music]
there we go
[Music]
cheek protrusion
no
this is good
uh
cheeks
yeah increase
all right i think my guy looks like me
right
this is how i look
um
let me check discord
oh no there's one
all right uh
all right um
anything else mouth what are the
difference between mouth and i don't
want to like i don't want to look stupid
right
but there's something kind of wrong oh
my jaw
jaw protrusion should be more right
i'll just put it there
um
how do i make this okay you guys see
this part
well i don't like how much it it's like
goes inward how do i fix that how do i
make my cheeks bigger
uh
forehead i think my forehead's too
big right
fix my forehead a little bit i look like
[Β __Β ] khabib honestly uh
yeah we'll just keep that the nose is
pretty on point
go to cheeks i don't know about that
cheeks
cheek depth
no it's not there [Β __Β ]
cheekbone protrusion
cheekbone height it's not any of that
it's a mouth i don't i we can't do
anything about it okay all right this is
good this is good this is good right
and then we're gonna do uh
a little bit of these so pores
dark circle color i like this i like
this
cosmetics
i don't know what that is tattoos
yes
i'm gonna actually have one of these
should i be harry potter
isn't this what harry potter had
all right this is harry potter
[Music]
that's the most cringey [Β __Β ] ever
all right should i be what are these
[Β __Β ] tattoos this is all satanic [Β __Β ]
actually this looks cool
not gonna lie this dragon
can i get it on my back
i'll get it on my back i'm not gonna
can i get it uh yeah i'll just get this
one
[Music]
oh i can tweak the position
how [Β __Β ] badass this is this is sick
this is cool
this is cool this is [Β __Β ] cool
this is what a [Β __Β ] badass looks like
you understand
clip
eyepatch
yeah
[Β __Β ] i'm gonna be leonidas in
this [Β __Β ]
wait is this my right eye no um being
blind in your right eye means you're
too horny
mango press what did they [Β __Β ] say
westerners take a moment to learn about
this um
young
man
who was killed
after nazi thugs trapped him in his
house and set him on fire
actually good for mango press to report
on that
surprising i didn't expect them to
it's good i'm glad they're taking an
anti-imperial stance
all right i have to be blind in my left
eye because if you're blind in your left
eye it means you're a spiritual holy man
okay
um
so we're gonna go ahead yes
it literally looks the same but that's
fine
this is my guy this is my guy okay this
is my guy
this is my guy
i wish i could make him look more like
me but you know we have to get this show
on the road so let's save
yeah i'm gonna save that
and then
all right
and
look how [Β __Β ] badass this is finish
yes
all right
oh make him bigger what do you mean
bigger
[Music]
i'm exiting out we're not doing this i'm
exiting out no we're exiting out
nope i'm scared
i'm exiting out i'm redoing it
i'm redoing it
no
system
quick game
i'm not playing around
i'm not playing around
okay
i'm not playing around i'm not gonna be
out here
looking like weenie hut juniors okay
new game
i'm not playing around i'm gonna be wide
as hell or i'm gonna be nothing warrior
okay that's okay because guess what
[Music]
load favorites here we go we're loading
it
so we need to i didn't even know about
the voice
[Music]
this is my voice okay
alter body
[Music]
[Β __Β ] think i'm gonna [Β __Β ]
you thought i was gonna start the game
without attending to this
and i don't even see any hairs anywhere
right i still don't see any hairs
i don't see the hairs yet but we're
going all the way
what the [Β __Β ] is this
you still can't see them
you can barely [Β __Β ] see them okay
standard oh my god
nothing's changing
nothing's even [Β __Β ] changing
[Music]
[Music]
we have to be accurate okay we have to
be accurate
we do have to be accurate
all right
[Music]
uh
this is all correct
[Music]
save to favorites
all right that didn't even make a lot of
a difference
[Music]
the keepsake is the key
all right and then the name is
oz al ghul
now we're doing it
okay now we can play
[Music]
yes
now we can play
i'm trying to have more leg days okay i
lost my legs
trying to have more leg days until then
i have to be honest with what i look
like
the fallen leaves
tell a story
the great elden ring
was shattered
in our home
across the fog
the lands between
now
queen america the eternal
is nowhere to be found
all this has gnostic occult significance
night of the black knights
godwin the golden
was first to perish
soon
america's offspring demigods all
[Music]
claimed the shines
of the elden ring
of the eternal will
the mad taint of their newfound strength
triggered the shattering
a war from which no lord arose
satanic
a war
leading to abandonment
by the greater will i told you about
it's about will that's what hands
represent
that's what fingers represent
rise now
he tarnished
he dead
who yet live
the call of long-lost grace
speaks to us all
[Music]
these are lazy cutscenes horror low
covert budget chieftain this is the call
with budget cutscenes
the ever brilliant
[Β __Β ]
they all
know
us
they had a low budget cut scene because
of kovod
due to coronavirus we were
i don't buy that [Β __Β ] you know video
games are like we have to delay because
coronavirus why why can't you just work
from home
um grace would again bless
okay if you guys grace
your grace is astonished it means
something given to you by god kind of
it's like divine grace
been graced
by another's will
grace to the lands between
this game looks graphically [Β __Β ]
this looks like ps1 graphics i'm not
gonna lie
the graphics are already a zero out of
ten
and become
the elden lord
okay
i don't have a [Β __Β ] ps5 dude what do
i look like
do i look like a [Β __Β ] guy with
you know vi could probably get a ps5 he
like knows how to get [Β __Β ] like that
okay why is y the okay button
so they switch the control the controls
a is jumping
and y is okay
hey how do i what are the controls
still b to run
then how do i roll
oh my god there's no rolling anymore
oh double b
oh a is jumping you can jump now
holy [Β __Β ]
you can now jump in these games
feeling a little bit jumpy
all right the graphics are not
impressive okay
this is supposed to be a next-gen game
this looks like dark souls graphics
okay
and then
so this is what i do with that
this is like the dark souls weapon
nothing changed oh look how nice this
scimitar looks though okay
all right
uh pillage
all right what is this
they're gonna throw me with the boss
right
they're gonna throw a boss at me
guaranteed
thank you sub bass
they're gonna throw a [Β __Β ] boss at me
100
the chapel of anticipation
god i keep thinking it's a
cry fingers butthole
press this item ahead jump off should i
listen to this
all right um
i have some weird screens aaron i don't
know why
yeah i have screen tearing i forgot
about that
i have major screen tearing
i'm gonna actually buy a new monitor now
that i think of it i could use a new
monitor but um
all right this is the game
the graphics are not impressive so far
and like
graphically speaking this looks like the
ps5 i mean it's like the ps1
all right so i don't want i don't like
choices i just like to just do what i'm
supposed to
so
get a free sync gc oh yeah i don't know
i keep thinking it's
a hey time for eldon ring
this feels like a dark souls 3 mod
fire ahead
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] you
now the screen tearing is horrible on
mine
actually really bad
all right
fingers required ahead i had to fight a
boss don't i
only i had that dung
i'm not dying i'm gonna kill this boss
in one hit watch
i'm killing this boss in one hit
i am doing borderless full screen hey
[Β __Β ]
oh that was oh that did a lot of bad
damage to me
where do i get help
stop
did i die
i love this part
is this a is am i supposed to be seeing
something
oh i was supposed to die
i was supposed to die i don't i feel
less bad now
i feel less bad
no one can beat that thing right
i feel better now
you're not supposed to die i mean you're
supposed to die
the [Β __Β ] is that
it's a reindeer
and you just why does it have to have
warrants don't worry torrent oh [Β __Β ]
fortune is on his side
i guess this is my wife now
one of his kind is sure to seek
the elden ring
i don't like her voice can i have a new
wife
even if it does violate the golden order
i don't like her [Β __Β ] voice
i don't like it i don't want to listen
to her anymore
i kind of feel like nothing happened
you guys ever get that feeling that just
nothing happened right now
i don't trust her either
let me actually uh change my monitors
settings
turn up the brightness a little bit
50.
then i'm also going to get rid of the
actually yes
okay so this is a chair
hi
telling me to jump aren't you
i will jump
but i'm gonna actually do this instead
yeah i'm not listening to anything
i don't need a tutorial i'm just gonna
do this
i'm a [Β __Β ] grown man i don't need a
[Β __Β ] tutorial okay
all right i get it but the bonfire
god this i feel like this has gotten
kind of lazy at this point like
come on
it's gotten kind of lazy
just like all the same you know
pastime flasks
so
all right who wants to play this with me
it's bloodborne
i'm trying to [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] you literally
[Β __Β ] you
i'm
i can't use the [Β __Β ] lever you
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
bloodborne
i like one sword i don't like two swords
i like to think i'm a hero
like leonidas
it's an angel
holy [Β __Β ]
it's so beautiful
there's a tree
all right uh i'm gonna [Β __Β ] kill that
thing
[Music]
i'm gonna [Β __Β ] that thing up i don't
know what that means
i don't care
allah
oh where's the bonfire
[Music]
where's the bonfire
[Music]
i'm the only muslim in this game this
game's pagan everyone in this game is a
pagan i'm the only [Β __Β ] true believer
i'm the only muslim in this game no the
the story of this game is i'm the only
muslim in a pagan world that's this game
oh yes come to the lands of course you
have unfortunately for you
however
you are maidenless did you just call me
a [Β __Β ] virgin without the strength of
rooney said i'm maidenless without an
invitation
to the round table you are fake
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
even comprehend how's your [Β __Β ] the
gravity of this
dude said i had no [Β __Β ]
hello
hello
[Music]
oh
is there any consequence to dying
[Music]
is there a consequence to dying i just
keep going let's so you're saying i
could just keep running at this guy
and i can just keep going
and there's nothing he could i could
keep doing
i don't care
come on
your health gets smaller
no it doesn't no it doesn't don't say my
health gets smaller
does it [Β __Β ] really
does it [Β __Β ] really
now it's raining
okay it's raining now i'm gonna go
around that guy
see i don't know how i feel about this
open world [Β __Β ] because it's like
it's kind of overwhelming how much uh
how much choices you have in this game
right
kind of overwhelming
i don't know what ruins are okay
um
but i do like the jumping i love how i
can jump now i kind of feel like a game
isn't an rpg unless it lets you jump
that's [Β __Β ] badass
i'm good at this game look at me
effortless
i'm good at this game
uh i really like
the jumping though the jumping is so
welcome
i love it
i love jumping
i'm a really big fan of the jumping
um let's go inside this house
you can attack midair too wow
[Music]
that's so cool
i don't know what runes are what are
runes
you're tarnished
i can see it
but i can also see
that you're not after my throat
i am carly
all right what is this guy got uh
i don't have enough money let's go kill
more birds oh i want the telescope
and i think i could use some uh some of
that armor now
this dude
raptor
what does that mean
um
i don't can i be honest with you guys
about something i'm not feeling the
aesthetic of this game
i'm just not feeling it
like
i don't really like the green it's just
kind of boring honestly
i'm not really feeling the aesthetic of
this i'm gonna be honest right
so far i'm not feeling the aesthetic
i'm not feeling how it looks
um
you know like this
okay
all right
it's it kind of reminds me of like
monster hunter right
uh
i don't know what this game is i don't
know i still i can't judge it yet you
know but i don't really know what this
game is about
i should be able to kill this right it's
low level
what an easy enemy
i'm an easy [Β __Β ]
okay i'm gonna be poison arnold
the toil
turtleneck meat that's all i got
is the zogfar really in the game i don't
believe that
is it really
is it actually in the [Β __Β ] game that
would be [Β __Β ] very shocking
no [Β __Β ] ways in the game
all right i don't you know what it is
i don't like how i'm dressed i want to
dress differently that's a matter of
fact i'm going to take off this armor
[Β __Β ] out of this guy that was easy
right how do i sneak okay
but i'm gonna take off my clothes
because um
yeah how much does it give me
it doesn't give me that much i don't
need it
i'm gonna just take this off
take this one right yeah okay i'm
feeling it way more now
i like it way more now i uh you know i
don't like
i don't like the robes and [Β __Β ]
arms required ahead okay
i gotta apparently
this is the map
gestures
arms
[Music]
thank you jackson appreciate you
yeah i know vero focus is [Β __Β ] cringe
what do i do
what's the arms
arms required ahead so what do i do
[Music]
what do i even [Β __Β ] do arms required
ahead so what does that mean
[Β __Β ] cares
hey i'm gonna just kill everything
you want to know what the bad vibes i'm
getting from this game
you know what this game reminds me of no
cap
holy [Β __Β ] it's such an uncanny
similarity
this game reminds me of the elder
scrolls
online that's why i'm getting bad vibes
no it reminds me of the elder scrolls
online
you ever played that i played it before
and that's what it reminds me of
it's like very cheap mmo
and my character even looks like that
honestly
even [Β __Β ] looks like that how do i
backstab people
how do i slit his throat do i click like
[Applause]
i'll be able to one hit kill those guys
soon right
[Music]
oh rambo mode
can't see me [Β __Β ]
can't see me [Β __Β ]
can't see me [Β __Β ]
[Music]
no no no no
he has a horn he can alert the others
killed the strongest guy
this is cool
this is cool oh this guy's coming after
me oh
bring it on [Β __Β ]
bring it on
oh my god
took a lot of damage from me
ngo
[Music]
i've mastered this game
oh [Β __Β ] i can pillage this
there's your chest ahead
open
damn
give me the
loop give me the loop
you guys you know what i'm changing my
weapon
and i'm doing it because
[Β __Β ]
what do i
need do i need strength i need more
strength and i only have
how much strength do i have
uh ten i need way more strength okay i'm
gonna
yeah
[Applause]
yeah baby
all right yeah i'm gonna okay okay i'm
starting to like this game i'm starting
to like this game
horse required ahead i don't [Β __Β ]
know what that means
all right look
i don't know what that's supposed to
mean can you ride a horse in this
two-handed no i can't
i really can't
what do i press the two-hand
i can't
or how do i two-handed tell me how tell
me how tell me how help me out tell me
how how how tell me tell me song
how do i two-hand
hold y
no
oh
how do i do it f4
no i'm using a [Β __Β ] xbox controller
how do i do it
it's rtny
oh it's not
oh yeah it is okay
and this doesn't consume stamina
hold on this don't consume stamina
[Music]
weird
all right i'm gonna i'm gonna do
no
what the [Β __Β ] is that
why
why
why
oh [Β __Β ] i'm [Β __Β ] this up
ah
is this santa claus
no
all right
well
look how cool my guy looks though look
how [Β __Β ] badass this is
i swear to god my guy looks so cool
this guy looks [Β __Β ] badass
all right we're gonna run back to where
we came from
this would be me if i lived in this
world this is what my guy would be like
all right
uh we're gonna keep on
fire materials
all right
[Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ]
oh i don't do any damage
i do way more damage with my swords
honestly look my sword does way more
damage isn't that weird
i should hold it like this
my sword does way more damage just
saying
kind of weird
i think i'm gonna just
do that later i think i have to use
these two swords for now
[Music]
oh there's a bonfire right here
no [Β __Β ] shot there's a bonfire right
here
oh
what the [Β __Β ] is destiny subtweeting now
what do i have to deal with this huh
a cutscene
if you mind a man or woman so lonely and
man and feeling man let you down slowly
not another money now we know lonely i
need a feeling on the tree too slowly
traveler
from beyond the fog
i am melaner
isn't that destiny's girlfriend
helena
if you want to know that i'll be so
lonely if you need it baby down slowly
eminem i
officially i don't like her i don't like
her
can i have another wife
can i have a different wife i don't want
you okay don't look at me man they sir
but you
i am afraid
our maiden i can play the role of maiden
turning roon to 80 you need to the foot
of the urge
then it's settled summon me by grace ah
i bequeath teeth all right i'm desperate
okay i have maidenless you just heard
her okay
i'm desperate and i need just a krama
[Β __Β ] out here okay
i need a crumb of [Β __Β ]
well i was planning on killing her
i was actually planning on killing him
um
okay where do i get my horse
where's my horse
i guess i don't have one
it was never real
it was never real
it's all a myth
that was grab my [Β __Β ] and go
thank you
okay you know what [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] up on you
[Β __Β ] up on me
[Β __Β ] up on you
dude my friend i made it
yeah
[Applause]
[Music]
okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay
okay okay okay okay so what's destiny
saying about me
what's destiny saying about me okay
let's check
uh
uh what's the [Β __Β ] is that guy's name on
twitter
the omni liberal
uh
you know destiny
ukrainians want an online leftist tom
they're all nazis
ukrainians are not my audience
americans are
ukrainian president zelinski says all
soldiers defending snake island and were
killed in an attack from a russian
warship holy [Β __Β ] this is breaking news
um
oh my god there's like a lot of [Β __Β ]
going on russian troops approached kiev
you guys think i should be covering this
[Β __Β ] right now or what
is it like really big in uh news
i kind of should i be covering it i feel
like a lot of shit's going on
um
let's just find out what's going on
let's find out what's going on
um
russian troops approached kiev
apparently
as explosions heard across the ukrainian
capital
of ukraine
without provocation
sanctions are intended to deter
and in order for them to work to deter
they have loud explosions in kiev
uh attacks ikea with cruising ballistic
missiles
aren't with the world
shut up [Β __Β ] this is from nine hours
ago
okay let's also look at this
snake island apparently all these
ukrainian soldiers were killed at snake
island i heard about this
oh asb already reported on this and they
just said they couldn't confirm it so i
was like oh it's probably [Β __Β ] so
apparently this is um what happened
check this out
uh the russian
ship told them to surrender and they
said go [Β __Β ] yourself
[Applause]
yikes uh
yeah well
um
yeah this is not confirmed oh it's still
not even confirmed
apparently they died
apparently they died
and they're all all the liberals are
rallying behind it like they knew they
were gonna die and weren't gonna go
quietly truly inspiring i don't know if
they actually uh knew that at all
i don't i think this is an example of
glorifying war
when these people were probably scared
to death
um
yeah i don't i just yeah this is an
example of like war porn where you're
[Β __Β ] making it seem like these were
like brave martyrs i don't buy it i just
don't
you worship to go [Β __Β ] themselves
because they probably didn't they
probably thought the russian warship
would [Β __Β ] off
because there's not a big precedent of
russians just killing ukrainian soldiers
it just isn't hey look at all these
people getting emotional about it um
this is sad because of
how much liberals are projecting this is
like when ron weasley
resisted dumbledore
hey my god
hey
let's keep it tell me when they get to
chernobyl and we'll cover it tell me
when they get to chernobyl this is just
like when wrong ways land dumbledore
[Music]
all right let's go back to gaming right
i don't have time for nonsense i'm a
gamer
okay i'm sneaking
[Β __Β ]
you i'm sick of it i'm sick of it
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] this giant [Β __Β ] this whole
thing i'm sick get the [Β __Β ] away from me
get the [Β __Β ] away get the [Β __Β ] away get
the [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
hello man
is there an easy mode
can i make the easy mode
can i do easy mode how do i do that
yeah i'm just running through
i lost everything
i literally lost [Β __Β ] you i literally
lost everything excuse me
i literally lost everything i lost my
entire [Β __Β ] fortune i lost everything
i lost everything okay
that's okay
all 500 of what i earned and this [Β __Β ]
is still chasing me
and he's still chasing me what do you
want
excuse me
and this is how you play the game you
run past everyone
why would i fight everyone i just run
past
it's still
doing [Β __Β ]
no no no it's why would it chase me this
far
so you're telling me i'm still getting
chased
come on
at what point do they stop
okay this guy's going back okay i'm
gonna beat the [Β __Β ] out of this [Β __Β ]
that's so tough without your friends now
are you little [Β __Β ]
oh [Β __Β ]
not so tough without your friends
[Music]
i'm gonna come back when i'm more
powerful
[Music]
what is this game
every second you're just getting
attacked
because i'm always missed a legendary
item where
where's the legendary item
this this
oh shut up
can i fight goblins
who's that
the ghost
oh see
it's a bonfire
all right
i need some head
where's she at
y'all where's she at
y'all what up tiny golden aura is the
grace of the urge yo what up i got a
knife
once shown in the of it now
you can see them the razor okay [Β __Β ] i
didn't want to talk to you about all
that
y'all bro chill still bro you cannot
you cannot bro you should know better
honestly
do not be saying that [Β __Β ]
village remains stone key
you got a stone key
all right uh
everyone's
everyone who came with me
only to have their arms taken
this is the game talks about body parts
what
taken
taken and stuck
to the spider
did you know it's quite a lot
excuse me
did you know i'm a feminist
i'll help you i capitalize women i go on
genji dong on reddit
and i capitalize women
to w
i'm a feminist
follow me
you're all on your own and heading to
storm enticed by the one well that makes
us but i don't have it's scary you know
i want it on nothing but
they do call me a misogynist
honestly
don't they all say i'm a misogynist so
what does that mean
[Music]
means
it means
just kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding
that even allowed
all right we're leaving
[Music]
oh [Β __Β ] all of them
i'd rather take them out one by one
hide behind some rocks
and you know the way to win this game is
ranged warfare like a bow and arrow
how do you get a horse
yeah y'all are dying i hope you know
okay i can do that
i can do that and i will die
but not without getting a flask
out
okay
okay i get it
look how good i am
oh [Β __Β ] i got a hat it's the
cat in the hat
okay
yeah like this game is gonna be like oh
go explore right i don't want to explore
man i'm staying on the road
i'm staying on the [Β __Β ] road
be wary of sniper
oh man
what ring
do i have a [Β __Β ] horse
yo
yo wait no come back
what
how do i summon it
uh
how do i keybind it
how do i keybind this
uh i'll i'm sorry i could do right
oh [Β __Β ] look how fast it is
yeah
i can fight
aloha
this is how i beat this [Β __Β ] game
oh yeah i'm liking this
i'm [Β __Β ] liking this
i'm liking this now
this is how it's meant to be played
okay
you know what's stupid though is you can
jump on it that's what makes it [Β __Β ]
you can double jump on it okay that's
[Β __Β ] stupid i'm sorry
you can't justify this
i can't justify this
okay you know this is kind of corny it's
like i'm a reindeer i'm prancing
i'm prancing around
like a [Β __Β ] reindeer you know it's
kind of cringe
think about it
kind of corny
[Music]
some anime [Β __Β ] yeah
lord
oh
oh these guys
y'all are no [Β __Β ] match for me
oh [Β __Β ] okay okay you got them
what the [Β __Β ] is that
they blew me up
they blew me up
the last
this one
i hope this is the right one right
oh [Β __Β ] look at this interior location
this is like an mmorpg this is like a
big ass place right
all right
man how do i add it to my consumable
how do i add this
oh right here
i'm gonna be smarter
bye-bye [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] you
and now we know
now we know
damn well at least we got past
y'all wanna you all chose the wrong one
wrong one is the problem like
damn you [Β __Β ] knows i think you both
at once
didn't know i could take you both at
once
got two sores [Β __Β ] i'm not the one
i'm not the one to be [Β __Β ] with
and you're asking me will you use your
sword
[Music]
i can retweet
this
oh this one
yeah we were right
and
at that time
they didn't
then
ukraine decided to attack donbass
sovereign recognized republics
what is your point
they didn't at that time
it's like that simple
the [Β __Β ]
they didn't
all right why are these dumb asses like
[Β __Β ]
it's just our butt hurt ass people like
i don't know what to tell you russia's
taking care of business i got nothing to
do with it
you know i mean you can keep coping
oh my man ukraine and then brad you
create not doing [Β __Β ] i'm sorry it's in
the bag
but what about the free world i suck my
[Β __Β ]
right
all right there's suffering ahead
what do you mean
i know this isn't good
there's a boss
emboldened by the flame what the [Β __Β ] is
that
putin's not occupying [Β __Β ]
okay
someone must extinguish
it's uh davey jones
bootstrap bill
it's bootstrap build
bootstrap bill turner
come here [Β __Β ]
okay
all right i chose
should i put my armor back on or no
i'm not summoning anyone that's a [Β __Β ]
move okay
what's up [Β __Β ] move i'ma take this
[Β __Β ]
come here [Β __Β ] ah [Β __Β ]
i don't know this
[Β __Β ]
this is how you win right just do that
i haven't beaten one boss yet okay
i haven't beaten a single boss yet
do more damage
i'm supposed to be able to take him now
he's an early boss
it's best to just switch back to
politics
no how about we talk about [Β __Β ] uh
why don't you just ask me questions
about politics and i'll answer them how
about that
i can read chat and do this at the same
time
[Β __Β ] you
oh okay see i know what i'm doing i
dodged it all right we got two percent
of his health we're good
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] all right i
know how to deal with this
you got five percent i know what i'm
doing
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] i play bloodborne
[Β __Β ] i know how to deal with
this [Β __Β ]
i need a playstation control i play
bloodborne [Β __Β ] we're going to do we go
you ain't no [Β __Β ] oh [Β __Β ] okay i got
caught i got caught i got caught
okay
okay i got way too cocky all right all
right i did all the wrong things i get
it
okay i did all the wrong things
i played bloodborne guys i know what i'm
[Β __Β ] doing
i play bloodborne guys i know what i'm
doing here
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
i beat bloodborne and the dlc i know
what i'm doing i mean i hacked it
so i didn't beat it fairly but i still
played it
i am being honest about russia's actions
in ukraine
if you don't fight this guy till they
beat a few other bosses well i'm gonna
beat this boss i'm beating this boss
i'm beating this boss without a shirt
and everyone must suck on my
penile organ when i do
okay i'm beating this guy no i'm gonna
anything's possible
anything is possible
you're telling me it's not possible
i want these foolish ambitions to rest
you know this is the [Β __Β ] chat not
believing in me and [Β __Β ]
is the only [Β __Β ] reason
xuc took 40 minutes to get the hang of
things i know what i'm doing okay
i know i [Β __Β ] beat bloodborne i know
this is nothing this guy's chump change
this is an easy boss okay he's easy
why why
he gets to do that
[Music]
no [Β __Β ] that kill man that was [Β __Β ]
that tail [Β __Β ] was
it just seems so arbitrary like where
he's gonna land
all right
all right
all right
all right
no the heavy sword is [Β __Β ] okay
the heavy swords actually [Β __Β ]
should i just should i just uh become
more powerful
first i'm gonna go kill these lower
level guys
all right i'm gonna slaughter this
entire army
that's what i'm gonna do
i need a level what
this game's kind of [Β __Β ] i'm not
kind of [Β __Β ]
all right i'm gonna wear this
shirt i'll wear it
i'll wear it
damn i'm white as hell on this [Β __Β ]
i'm white as hell on this [Β __Β ]
i'm wide as hell on this [Β __Β ]
i'm wide as hell this [Β __Β ]
all right uh
pride destruction
[Music]
tumbleweed
[Music]
it ain't personal
rb is like the biggest [Β __Β ] uh thing
to spam
i misunderestimated that guy
that guy's tough
i didn't sign up for this
i didn't sign up for this
not thank you
[Music]
i'll take everybody on
what okay what am i supposed to do hugs
what am i supposed to do what am i
supposed to do what do i how do i do
this what is this game
what am i supposed to do
what am i supposed to [Β __Β ] do
how am i supposed to win
okay i'm gonna do this again
okay uh
and i you i can't even backstab that's
fine
it's fine
look at this
it's actually crazy it's insanity
why does rb do the most damage i don't
get it
rb does so much damage
i got fat roll
[Β __Β ] your mama got that roll
all right [Β __Β ]
oh one shot that's a one shot that's a
one shot
i'm leaving
i'm leaving
come back
re-strategize regroup re-prioritize
it re-strategize
keep attacking me dude keep attacking me
you can get op without killing anyone
just by farming ruins what are runes
dude
like you think i know what that means
and i don't
okay i'm taking this off
god
ah that's bad
okay
i'm saying like all i've ever done was
look for alternatives
i mean like
all i gotta do is find
that i gotta
find we're good man
i feel like this [Β __Β ] is good right
so compared to this
physical damage attack power 106 plus 16
115 plus 13.
this one's better this one's way better
are you kidding
this one's way better it's a straight
sword
i'm gonna use these
what two
think
two-handed
that's not a bad idea actually
that is not a bad idea
that's not a bad idea shouldn't i hand
the other one
as well
no i don't i can't use the two-handed
look at that three-shot kill
okay i know what we're doing now
excalibur
this is excalibur so i'm powerful enough
to go kill that guy now right
should i go kill that guy
i think i'm powerful enough to go kill
that guy
use my soul should i level now
drago level now
really
isn't it bad to level up early though
forgive me
to see whether it seems my worried
torrent
whereas i merely paris but one other
thing i can take you to the gathering
place
i don't have a choice
let my hand rest
[Β __Β ] i just wanted to level up you know
i didn't really want to do all this
should i use the great sword
bruh i don't okay whatever man
this is the place i gotta be this is the
place i gotta be
hey what up bruh i see you welcome to
the realm i teach and explore the sikh
so that one ensuring by the way
you do
most tarnished are blind to it you are
something of hell
what do you say
bro i don't i've never understood magic
i don't know magic in any i don't i
don't care about magic okay
all right let's level up
i literally can't
i literally need way more
wow
i can't even level up
what up bruh ah
i'm
well the owner of one's house holds
little by the way
she's my servant take your eyes off if
you find her
bruh this dude looks kind of cool not
gonna lie with the ps1 graphics
cool dude
oh this is a rare occasion
i can't remember the last time in utah
very well
it is safe
i think uh
jackson did trump say
did trump say something what did he say
i don't have the right
[Β __Β ] you
the dylan debates happening uh next
thursday according to modern day debate
i can't fight
okay
said he was clever no no what did he say
recently
this place
why am i here
okay you're just here to waste my time
bloodborne was the best one there's no
way this will ever be good
yo
okay
okay
okay okay this one's okay
okay
okay
okay okay okay okay okay
yeah i mean that's x these are not
actually that cool
ngo
hey can i open it
i can't open it
okay
how do i get the [Β __Β ] out of here
am i stuck
i'm actually stuck here
i'm actually stuck here forever
this is the this is how i kill my viewer
account
i give this game a 4 out of 10 so far
okay i'm this is not good
there might be something going on here
i'm just saying this is not good
you're a new face
no matter loud your arm
ashes of war
all right what about this one
i don't care about the chick
i feel good
twitter has an event to help you cope
with ukraine
yeah well can i ask you a question
can i ask like a little question oh i
could have changed my how i looked
at any time
can i actually ask a question how come
every time something happens in the
world people are like all right we have
mental health professionals here
to help people cope and like they bring
puppies and [Β __Β ] it's like [Β __Β ]
some [Β __Β ] is going down
some [Β __Β ] i kid you not would be going
on in [Β __Β ] uruguay
and people are having mental health
breakdowns in uh
[Β __Β ] um
in like random ass people you know
they're like okay we'll bring out the
dogs and have them bro
so sensitive huh
greetings hi can you take me back home
great chaps you're doing so well and you
do you think it vulgar where i come from
it is a sacred act it means i [Β __Β ] her
damn
oh [Β __Β ] this is tos
i don't eat the box i don't know what's
going on i don't do that
oh my god he's eating the box
this would never be me you are
very no way he's sucking on her titties
no way
what do you felt like this is like what
that lady wanted to do with putin's
blessing it's like what that lady wanted
to do with putin she's like let me hold
you in
should you require another okay i'll
come back
definitely come back
so succulent
i got nutrients
from this
thank you
yeah this is
yeah this is what i need after fighting
all the western media single-handedly
all right
another door i can't [Β __Β ] open right
i just want to know what i have to do to
go home
go downstairs
and
hey
i don't want to be able to open this
door
can i escape this
oh i can why didn't anyone tell me
i didn't know it was that easy
this whole time i could have left this
whole time i could have left
this whole time it was that [Β __Β ] easy
may i have no not here
not here i didn't mean it like that
this one the one that's like really far
off
this one
i can fight the boss now i don't know
what changed
i i'm pretty sure nothing changed
but i i feel more confident
so i'm gonna fight this boss i feel a
little more confident
oh [Β __Β ] the weather is not good ah nah
nah we're not doing that we're not doing
that get the [Β __Β ] out of my face first
of all why don't you eat some of this
look how much damage i've already done
i mean this dude doesn't stand a chance
all right nevermind
please excuse me
look at this [Β __Β ]
can i run past him no i can't
okay i'm just gonna push it back please
okay i'm leaving i'm
leaving animations
[Music]
oh
put these foolish
here
[Applause]
uh
so
foreign
no way you can sneak up behind this guy
really is that easy
that guy's kind of hard
all i'm saying is that this game is like
what else is there that's it
oh
oh you can just pull them
do unlimited trolling
all right oh [Β __Β ] okay never mind
nevermind nevermind yo let me go let me
up let me up let me out
all right this is easy
oh i can hack it i'm on pc
should i hack it
where's the console commands i'm just
going to give myself unlimited power
i i don't want to i kind of want to just
like play through the story i don't
wanna [Β __Β ] have to you know
how do i hack it
i'm just gonna hack this what the [Β __Β ]
why am i even playing this
why am i even trying i'm i'm a
businessman i don't have time
i don't got time to like uh seriously
grind and farm this game
i just don't have time i gotta hack it
why
the
it's like the worst
a mounted combat in skyrim
oh i died
if they bring me back to them [Β __Β ]
[Music]
i thought i'd be decent at video games
based on what
i don't
first of all where is my
oh right here
all right
all right so like what am i supposed to
do here right it's like i went down a
pretty
hey oh you can just do this
what
you gotta be [Β __Β ] me but why would i
have to fight this
oh
i love this game i love it
i love this game
great game
i'm i wanna hack it can i hack it
i will hack it
and you think i'm joking
show me how to hack this game how do i
cheat show me how to cheat i'm just
gonna cheat
i'm not dealing with this [Β __Β ] i'm
not a peasant
okay
i am not a [Β __Β ] peasant
so show me how to hack this [Β __Β ] game
show me how to cheat
there's no you need a trainer
what is a trainer
okay the white wolf is actually hard to
kill
come here [Β __Β ]
if i've spoken with layla no
i have not
[Β __Β ] god i don't see anything in this
[Β __Β ] i hate world so much
so much and this one this big [Β __Β ]
one
leave me the [Β __Β ] alone man
it's like the hardest enemy i fought
besides the boss
[Β __Β ] the [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] okay i killed it i
killed it i killed
this one
only betas cheat shut the [Β __Β ] up dude
only beta's farm think i'm going to
spend time farming in this game
who i look like i don't have time for
that
i will cheat the minute i find out how
i'm cheating
and there's these big ass giants
everywhere
gonna cheat
i'm gonna go ahead and cheat
yeah i'm gonna cheat can you can y'all
show me how to cheat how do i hack it
how do i hack this [Β __Β ]
i'm on top of the world
i'm on top of the world
okay this oh
he jumps down from here so can i sneak
attack kill him
you gotta be [Β __Β ] kidding
what is this
oh [Β __Β ]
now that's an unexpected turn of yay
bye bye man
i'm so sorry
let's go
yeah [Β __Β ] i'm just too fast oh my god
it's actually so fast
it's actually fast
it's actually fast it's actually fast
where'd it go
oh it's right there
this game is kind of satanic you know
what the [Β __Β ] was that
[Β __Β ] off
i just want to go back to collect these
resources
what do the runes do tell me what they
do
tell me what they do
okay i'm leaving
getting attacked by
many things
send me a link to hacks on whispers
it better be like a quick thing though
like you know like i don't want like to
download anything
golden room
a lot of loot here man
oh the runes are for leveling up
you eat them and they give you points
i played bloodborne i don't know what
i'm doing
[Music]
okay i understand though
i'm eating all of them i'm eating all of
them every single one of these [Β __Β ]
rooms eating them all
[Music]
not downloading [Β __Β ]
i'm an idiot
hey i just looted a lot
okay
let's go back to our bonfire so hold up
hold up
[Music]
[Music]
how do i use all of them
ugh
i'm a [Β __Β ] beast i'm gonna go to a
bonfire
right here
i'm leveling up i'm killing uh boss
all right
sirens going off in kiev have they
approached
have they approached kiev yet
okay look at that should i just increase
my health
or should it be strength
can i increase strength
which one
you like decks would be like
how much strength
wow that would go up too
that would make you love more
intelligence no that's good
how about endurance
because
strength kind of damn okay look how much
strength
like look at that look at look at that
[Β __Β ] difference that's a lot okay
did i do strength
should i do health i feel like health
is the way to go right
isn't health the way to go no that's
[Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
decks and strength okay my dex is
already up
it's strength okay i'm gonna do strength
alright we did strength
all right i'm level 14 now
alright this is cool
and then i can do inventory
i can do equipment and i can i can i can
use this right
i can use this
and i can use this
i'm about to [Β __Β ]
some [Β __Β ] let me test it on these guys
you testing i don't need oh [Β __Β ] i'm
okay i'm fat rolling fat ruling
i'm fat rolling man
yeah i don't know
that's fair right
all right [Β __Β ] him off instantly man
that's what i'm talking about
that's what i'm talking about
that's what i'm talking about
all right let's uh teleport
be on our way to the castle word
can i cheat can i hack this
i want to hack it
ah
put these foolish ambitions to rest
okay i'm gonna look look look at this
cheating [Β __Β ]
cuz i kind of do want to cheat is is
kiev under attack
is kiev under attack
eldon ring trainer
someone has a trainer for eldon ring
has kiev attacked
i'm not downloading a trainer but is his
kia
has kiev attacked
i mean has russia attacked kiev
[Music]
looks like they're encircling kia
no skyrim is such a shittily rum game
the way that game runs is shitty
these foolish animations to rest
heavy bombing in kiev right now
really there's heavy bombing in kiev
right now
let's check it out
all right check it out
uh kiev live stream
i don't see anything
this one has more angles
where is the [Β __Β ] attack
sirens going off a few minutes ago i
don't [Β __Β ] know man
this is such a weird invasion isn't it
like the only invasion where it's like
you don't see anything
tell me the key to defeating this boss
every boss is beatable every boss
just have to know how to like respond to
the boss
[Music]
brought these foolishness
[Music]
gen z impatient no invasions are usually
pretty swift okay
they don't take this long dude if russia
wanted to occupy kiev i feel like they
were able to
why is it so hard to occupy kiev this is
this is the weirdest like war ever in
the history of the world you know
it's like you just hear all these
conflicting report reports of like um
invasion here invasion there it's like
it's such a weird info war that's going
on you know
there's so many conflicting reports
and there's such like a
it's like the russians are here they're
where are they they're not here where
are they where are they
you know
it's weird
like zielinski said the russians are
rights outside of news i'm sorry uh
you know
it's like one of the first modern wars
ever actually besides the iraq war
it's like one of the first modern wars
where it's like
an army is actually
taking over
you know what i mean
you could say syria but not really you
know because
syria's central government authority
broke down and that's why whatever
happened happened
you know
so this is like the first boots on the
ground
to like a modern city you know
i think i know this guy's boss
every time i get greedy i died
[Β __Β ]
um have that armor
[Music]
yeah this game's so [Β __Β ] hard
what does that even do
can i can i say this game's boring and
it sucks because it is
this game sucks
i'm sorry this is like we've been to the
same two places the whole time
there's only like two locations in this
whole game
this game sucks
gives it two out of ten
i'm sorry someone had to say it
there's like two locations
and there's one impossible boss
this game's [Β __Β ] sword
this game sucks man
yeah this is dark soul 3 with green
filter
honestly this [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] sucks this
game sucks i'm sorry
this game sucks ass
i just want to hack it all i want to do
is hack it
can i jump
i paid 60 dollars for this [Β __Β ] game
what a tiny ass map this is the hole in
the [Β __Β ] map
[Music]
i'm gonna go here
i give this a zero out of ten it's like
this game is like i'm looking for
something to do in it i just i can't
find anything
[Music]
let's try to find something in this game
so it's an open world game right so
let's just
what is this it's some swords
cool
all right let's go to that tower
charm will join it and give me like a
bunch of [Β __Β ]
someone hack the game join my game and
give me like give me all the souls so i
can level up to max
give me a bunch of runes
you can join if you give me like a bunch
of runes
can you give people [Β __Β ] you just drop
runes and give people [Β __Β ]
give me a bunch of [Β __Β ] runes and
[Β __Β ]
you can't
what a stupid game
[Music]
you can you can um trade in dark souls
you can drop stuff in dark souls
yeah you can drop [Β __Β ] you can do it in
dark souls i remember
okay if someone can duplicate like a
bunch of runes and give them to me
that'll like make this game go away
faster
and we'll be able to like explore
because guys i'm not here to farm it's
not content if i farm but if i just blow
through this game
um
while like
understanding the lore and [Β __Β ] it'll be
way more fun
we can just like actually take it in and
like
talk about the story and the lore and
[Β __Β ] and it'll be way better you know
what are these monsters
oh it's skeletors
those are not hard
what the [Β __Β ] is that
oh there's a lot of them
there's a bee
and there's way more
jellyfish
what
this game has bears
oh my god bro what is this
so
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this game got buried
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the graphics suck this game sucks
it looks like a cheap mmo
uh i just want to like see this game
passed off
i don't want to fight for bears though
that's what i don't want to do so i'm
leaving i don't i just
that's this okay we came full circle
back right here
already here man
this game is so [Β __Β ] ugly
what an ugly game
i think this is the one of the worst
games i've ever played
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i literally just got golden [Β __Β ]
why is it okay
[Music]
oh i didn't mean to do that
is that a horse
oh [Β __Β ]
[Music]
all right i'm gonna fight that guy
when they're on a horse it means they're
tough right
oh he's not even [Β __Β ]
all right i'm gonna look up how to hack
it
i'm looking up how to hack it right now
elden ring hacks
okay what's wiimod
why shouldn't i get the fling trainer
i don't know what to trust man
oh you can get banned for cheating
i didn't know
that oh [Β __Β ]
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can i be honest with you guys this game
depresses the [Β __Β ] out of me i i it's
actually a depressing game
this is a depressing [Β __Β ]
actually depressing
wow this game's so fun
wee-hee
[Music]
wow look at all these trees
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that's how this game makes me feel
you know what i'm just going to walk in
this game i'm not going to run anymore
that's the point
the depressing ass game
and why do i walk like this
i'll just have a knife
a little small dagger
i'll do wield it
[Music]
this is the game all the streamers are
playing what are you supposed to do in
this game
what is this
like what are you supposed to do in this
game
what's the [Β __Β ] point man come on
okay there's some stuff here
what do i do in this game tell me what i
do
i can't beat the bosses because it's too
[Β __Β ] hard
you know what i'm running really fast
from this
i'm gonna fight that guy
i'm gonna give it a go
i'm gonna put some equipment
okay
i'm gonna do this
i'm gonna fight this guy okay
i'm fighting this guy
[Music]
[Β __Β ]
okay
that's not so bad
okay
it's um
okay
all right
nice
it's kind of this looks badass i'm not
gonna lie i look badass right now
i look like a mongol
this is a [Β __Β ] mongol bruh
i look like a kievan rus
all right let's kill that guy
oh god
[Music]
oh they don't attack
[Music]
this guy's kind of easy to kill
i wonder if i can take a sword
okay i got into trousers
[Applause]
i'm not looking up a video on how to
beat a boss okay what i am going to do
is change my pants
[Music]
i'm killing all these guys
oh
hey hey you know what i'm pretty [Β __Β ]
sick of that okay
shut the [Β __Β ] up
literally shut up
where did you come from
goodbye
thank you goodbye
no no
the [Β __Β ] gave you that extra help
thank you goodbye
remember that thing from ariana grande
thank you next
when was thank you what is thank you
next from
thank you next
what year is that from
did anyone know
thank you next
it's 2018 or 19. yeah it was a long time
that's such an empowering uh
thing
this dude is gonna kill me isn't he
yeah this dude like he's gotta be
assassinated
oh he enslaving them
enslaving them i just freed you why are
you attacking me
oh god
i can best you one-on-one [Β __Β ]
we can go that way
uh
okay i don't want this guy's [Β __Β ]
garbage
on his sword
and his his shirt
his shirt and his sword
[Music]
this game sure has a lot going on
[Music]
kind of feels like deja vu with this
uh
i i don't like the open world format can
i just say i don't like how it's open
world i would prefer if it's like um
small stages like the other games i like
the other games way of doing it but way
better
i don't like this game
open world [Β __Β ]
it's just way too much you know it's not
it's way too much
i feel like this game i'm not seeing a
lot of variety in this game
no i'm exploring it
yeah it's an open world for its own sake
it's just not
yeah i'm just
i really feel like they copy paste it a
lot
uh and
i would rather actual unique i would
rather like smaller and more unique
environments
then stretched out copy pasted same
[Β __Β ] environment
i do not appreciate the open world
aspect of the skin it makes it really
boring
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uh
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ah
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so
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this game's a [Β __Β ] job and i would
really appreciate
anyone has packs for this game like a
cheat
i'd appreciate a lot
this game is a job but i don't i don't
got time for this game
[Music]
i look i could play it fair and square
and i could i could spend like
20 years playing it right i don't have
time
[Music]
hey can someone invade my world with
ruins just give me give me duplicate
items and [Β __Β ]
like give me runes so i could level up
to the max
now let's play this game with max level
you know
you didn't give me
[Music]
they're using this poll that russia's
more nazi than ukraine or business
in some countries one in five
that's just anti-semitism that's not
doesn't mean they're nazis
now anti-semitism's horrible but that's
doesn't mean you're a nazi
you know
one in five adults would not accept jews
as fellow citizens
yeah russia has a really bad history
with anti-semitism
historically right
um
and ukraine is less anti-semitic okay
but that doesn't say anything about
look the azov battalion is racist and
genocidal toward russians okay
it's that simple and look how much
higher it is in [Β __Β ] poland and
lithuania and romania
it's way higher in these other countries
right and for whatever reason in ukraine
it's low but that doesn't mean there's
not a big nazi problem
okay
there's not you know there there's
there's different forms of of nazism not
all of them are specifically about
anti-semitism
okay sometimes nazism is about [Β __Β ]
um
the view that there's superior and
inferior races
how do you feel like it'll end
i don't know but i would appreciate if
someone joined my game and gave me free
[Β __Β ]
that's all i could say
brought me some ruins
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oh you can't drop [Β __Β ]
[Music]
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you can't drop [Β __Β ]
let's just go to the tree should we just
go to the tree
i think we should just go to that tree
let's just go to the tree
that's our new plan we're just gonna go
to the [Β __Β ] tree
yep we're going to that tree
that's how you prevent fall damage
excellent
is anybody there
someone who might be interested in
rescuing the great kenny fight uh silly
to the true order and celebrated
business [Β __Β ] grant me sucker
[Music]
oh goblins
we're going to the tree
i didn't know it was that close
this tree is actually pretty excessive
and what the [Β __Β ] is that
the biggest bear
excuse me
i'm trying to get to the trees
okay that's terrifying
okay i'm at the tree
i'm at the tree
can i go inside it
i didn't know it would be that easy to
visit honest to god i didn't know it was
that easy
but now i'm here
look at these big ass bears
[Music]
i'm not turning back i'm going right
here
[Music]
you've seen five percent
bro
what choice do i have
[Music]
what [Β __Β ] choice do i have
no i don't play that shitty ass game
halo infinite which has no custom games
no forge boring ass musty ass game no
new vehicles boring shitty ass halo
infinite why would i ever play that
[Β __Β ] game and this is a very long
elevator ride
this is a really long elevator ride
well i look like genghis
i look like genghis in this [Β __Β ]
i look like genghis
i look big as hell i look white as hell
excuse
me
all right this was a really weird place
i like this area better honestly i don't
like that other area
all right
all right you tell me to turn back
should i turn back
hmm
circling around what
oh
okay
i did not get the hacks no
i did not get any hacks at all
i heard that trainer has [Β __Β ] viruses
and [Β __Β ]
something incredible ahead
[Β __Β ] you
okay this is disgusting
i hate
this is why we shouldn't have freedom
because what's the point there's nothing
here so why would we why would you give
us the option to come here
there's nothing here
this is a tough enemy
this game just does anything doesn't it
just do anything
you just do they just [Β __Β ]
and you know this
okay
and now you understand why i wanted to
hack it
there's more of them
i'm not going near y'all bye-bye
i got no business there
okay who knew it was that simple
who knew it was that said
i'm not going near that [Β __Β ]
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i give this game a 2 out of 10.
2 out of 10.
this game's dog [Β __Β ] it sucks
uh it's not good
very bad
the stars are pretty though i will tell
you these are pretty stars i would never
lie to you
i'll tell you the truth these are pretty
stars
but what else crabs
i already have crabs
in my genital region
oh my god
this is a 2 out of 10 game
all right i like this place damn
it's another open world
what is this
this is cool i like this i'm sorry i
like this
this is space aliens [Β __Β ]
this is cool
yeah this is satanic
oh i got a map
the [Β __Β ] is this i i need to find it i
need to find a um
bonfire before i do crazy [Β __Β ]
right
this is the the democrats hq
[Music]
all right i'm pretty sure this is a boss
i'm gonna fight
i'm gonna fight a boss
because what is that thing right
really a
little quiet look how cool my [Β __Β ]
guy looks bruh
this is a little weird man
this is a little satanic and pagan you
know
this is pagan this is paganism
this is paganism man
this [Β __Β ] weird imagery
look at the imagery
this paganism
did i jump
did i jump should i jump should i jump
should i jump once if i jump two if i
turn on
once the jump choose not too
[Music]
oh my god i'm not [Β __Β ] with that
are these balls
oh
the dangers
what the [Β __Β ] is that
all right we need to like run
fast as we can
i'm clearly not supposed to be here
this is like a really high
uh level place
yeah i don't think i'm supposed to be
here
[Music]
can i sneak up on this guy and [Β __Β ] him
i didn't mean that i
oh what do you do
now i can't do [Β __Β ] now [Β __Β ]
how
what
[Applause]
and i'm going to stay inside this
can't do anything [Β __Β ]
can't even fit in here
fat ugly
[Β __Β ] oh i could just spam uh projectiles
right
what the [Β __Β ] is this a pleasure to meet
thee tarnished
i am the witch i'd heard tell of a
tarnished hurtling up and upon looking
into the mata
the talk i surmise is of thee thou art
possessed to the core forth
ah
as i was entrusted this by torrents for
does above calling forth summon them
with it
from ash and return to the earth
the spirits will obey thine command but
briefly
now it is thine
to give my intrusion tarnished i doubt
we shall again meet
but all the same
learn well the lands between
how long would it be i was shut the [Β __Β ]
up
um
be honest
i don't think i'm ever playing that
again i actually don't think i'm ever
gonna play it again it was really shitty
as a game
it was not fun to play
it was boring
and i disliked every single [Β __Β ]
second of it
i disliked every second of playing that
game
i sincerely disliked that game
i don't know what to tell you the game
[Β __Β ] sucks
that was garbage it was boring it sucked
um
i'll see you i don't know if i'm gonna
be live tomorrow actually i will i'll
see you tomorrow guys no showdown we're
gonna do something else bye