Zherka's Caveman Podcast | Ft InfraredShow, OGRob, and Jill
2021-09-02
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i'm feeling glad i got sunshine
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do
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i'm useless but
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but not for long the future
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now you shouldn't be scared i'm good at
repairs and i'm under each snare
intangible that you didn't think so i
command you to panoramic view look i'll
make it all manageable pick and choose
sit and lose all you typicals chicks and
dudes so you think it's really kicking
tunes picture you getting down in a
picture too like you lift the fuse you
think it's fictional mystical maybe
spiritual hero who appears and used to
clear your view when you're too crazy
lifeless is only definition for what
life is priceless to you because i put
you on the hype [Β __Β ] you like it cuz
smoking righteous with one token psychic
among possess you with one goal
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i'm feeling glad i got sunshine
in a bag
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without it you make it allow me to make
this child like your nature rhythm you
have it or you don't that's a policy i'm
in them every sprouting tree every child
of peace every cloud and sea you see
with your eyes i see the structure and
the mind corruption in the
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with rust and be a mentor but the few
rhymes will [Β __Β ] remember what
the thought is i brought all this so you
can survive when law is flawless feeling
sensations that you thought was dead no
all in squealing remember
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i am
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who i am
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foreign
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how's that
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yeah
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peace
yes
tipsy
sexy like it
linked some of the best emotes by far
oh
i'm missing my um
my live strong bracelet
royale tomorrow
possibly
it all uh it all depends it all depends
on a
very a very uh
important variable
most likely eighty
to percent
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deep inside
moon landing was a tax scam
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i agree you know what's funny about that
is that um
have you noticed lefties defend
the moon landing it's like they love
american corporations it's very
strange you know i mean like i want some
consistency out of them and a bunch of
fakes
yeah they love the moon they live in
moonland
till versus bronson dude
i don't i i don't know if i can bet on
till dude he seems like he's a hit or
miss kind of fighter
you know it depends if he's in the mood
to fight or not
i don't know if i'd bet on him
i never bet
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neocons are saying biden is worse than
bush delusional dude let me tell you
something bro i've got something just as
delusional is libs saying trump worse
than bush
and i hear that every day of my life
every day of my life even with homies
even with homies i'm like what the [Β __Β ]
actually even um
the hippie dippy dylan said that to me
i was like huh and he's like well the
potential of trump's presidency could
have been worse
i was like are we going off potential or
uh dead children in all throughout the
middle east
and soldiers too like you know i feel
bad for the american soldiers they got
duped into that
that
all those middle eastern conflicts were
the biggest scam
scams
actually no the moon landing was the
biggest scam
but uh
moon landing i think made more money
but this one this one really [Β __Β ]
people up
you know i'm glad i'm not alone though
you know this has to be someone out
there that gets it
and of course they're gonna be in my
[Β __Β ] chat
i never played skyrim
believe it or not never played
is crypto scam
honestly here's the way i'll word it if
you
got into crypto instead of real estate
there's something wrong with you but
if you do a little trading here and
there nothing wrong with that
john what happened to you look like [Β __Β ]
yeah i just came back from [Β __Β ] your
mom
so
i think her ugly rubbed off on me
link n1nl1
why is there no free speech in canada
probably something to do with trudeau
and his beta male tendencies
did you vote for trudeau
no
no
i voted for shir
not actually but i should have just out
of spite
no man i miss um
harper harper was a good guy
you know i didn't realize when i was a
kid but now i get it harper is a good
guy
now that i'm an adult i'm starting to
understand
would you rather visit germany or london
hands down germany hands down
uh
i don't know if i don't know if the uk
is somewhere
dude you guys got to remember uh
um how's you don't gotta do that man
um your house you're already an employee
you don't got to do that
all right
find some people let's podcast up
tonight uh
let me know if any of the girls want to
come get some of the guys get get get
some base takes going tonight
uh
oh we could run it alone but uh
i'm just here so i don't get fined
last night we made 500 subscriptions
in an hour so we need to stream today
you know
like tonight i was gonna go bust nuts
but her sister's in town so
jackson is down
yeah we still need people though not
just us today
we need more people man we need it like
the good old plays
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jackson's a youtuber yeah
okay
who is the director of the moon landing
um kubrick
oh [Β __Β ] we gotta go on kiana stream what
time is that is that today
that's good we're actually dressed for
this
okay we got adriana lee wants to join
okay
who else
2004 what a great year i'm glad you're
here
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yeah where's harley at
is canute awake
so
okay we gotta hold you up two
i don't know if any girls are awake
okay
jill is coming
foreign
you
all right we have to go on kiana's first
okay
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so
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okay we're gonna okay we're gonna skip
the kiana thing and just yeah
what up boys we're back we're back
oh can you hear that
steve
he's
like a heart
foreign
so
six
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yes
yo yo
let go
so
hello
oh [Β __Β ] what the [Β __Β ] we're still in the
car
yo what just called me right now
yeah you didn't answer what the [Β __Β ]
should i hang up
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yeah i'm live right now
um
okay oh so i can't be crazy
no i mean
we're both on twitch so i don't care
what do you mean like i'm gonna get you
banned ready
no what the [Β __Β ] dude
all right i'm just seeing who to call
for a pod what are some personalities
that mesh well some people i like but
like the personality isn't gonna mess
with others
um
what the [Β __Β ] i just asked i asked dev
where
i asked dev where
um to come on podcast and she responded
with
come eat my ass
what
yeah
yeah
i don't really
well i mean go do it man
you heard the
yeah i just um
do you see this on my screen
come on let me pull up your stream
um she's she's crazy dude what the [Β __Β ]
that's i don't know how i feel
dev you remember dev from a year ago oh
she used to be on streams
i don't remember i don't know who that
is dev um
what the [Β __Β ] dude
bruh honestly if i was you i would end
stream and just
what fly there and eat ass like oh she
don't live in vancouver
no no no
oh okay yeah i mean she's obviously
playing around
uh i'll just add her to the call see
what happens
yeah
i think she's streaming did you do this
sorry sorry what'd you say
do you
like do you um
do you eat us
no
okay good do you
[Β __Β ] no
they calling they call us vanilla for it
though
yeah i know i know dude don't call you
dude
they'll call us vanilla but they're the
ones
no it's fine call us vanilla we're not
the ones with the chocolate tongue
dude in 2021 they call you vanilla
if you don't want to [Β __Β ] let them
peg you
oh shouldn't we come up
um yeah let's do it let me uh deactivate
my camera
that'll be easier actually
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camera
pop out
and then discord
wait a minute do you full screen to get
the best quality
i think you do
right right
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that's pretty good
appreciate that buggers what's up what's
up that's my vancouver people right
degeneracy you're degenerate
i mean we could start at us too first
until people respond really and like
that would be better because
putting a bunch of strangers is okay but
i'm not trying to do the nice guy thing
where i control people's energy levels
so i think it's better just us to reno
yeah i mean um
bruh you saw yesterday what happened
no no what did i miss
no you saw you were reacting to it
oh yeah why is it a big deal like for me
i already forgot what is the l you took
i don't get the l how did you take an l
dude it's my chat it's a mean l or
something
my chat is supposed to be gassing me up
and being my cheerleader
and then right literally right when the
[Β __Β ] two whole three whole question
hit me
my chat [Β __Β ] flooded me with l's like
you just lost you lost you're done
well do you believe that
they did you you need to punish them for
that because
when i'm lying when i'm losing a debate
my chat spams copium for the other side
like they will do anything to get under
their skin and if they don't i re-watch
the vaude and ban the people who aren't
on my side right that's what i think i'm
going to do the most vocal people who
are doing that i might just ban them uh
the most successful streamers have echo
chambers hassan that's what i that's
what i was saying it's like
wow
on the one some people are like wow your
chat is so loyal but
when it comes to an ego
because i don't know because dude bro i
didn't i thought there was two i thought
it was two holes plus the one behind her
kneecap
dude i i think my chat maybe they need
to hear from you because i think my chat
thinks they have a chance with this girl
if they side with her
what do you mean your chat oh your chat
is a bunch of chads of course they have
she has a chance with them
bro come on bro come on bro are you
kidding bro bass lords they're based
aren't they
bro how is it based
to betray
me
in favor of her
i don't know if it's betrayal so much as
its um pushback they wanted you to
answer everything correct which you
answered it correct all right ain't
nobody thinking of the piss hole except
the moderator because that's how big his
[Β __Β ] is
dude that's what i was saying is like
what you can't put your
that's not relevant you know what i mean
i didn't even know they pee
bruh
seriously dude if you pee in front of me
like that's game over you're banned for
life that's it
i mean
nah if you go if you're holding your
[Β __Β ] for five days
go seven
you know what i mean
i want to see sweat like this
but i just
i've ne i have never seen a woman pee
though i have never seen that
that's such a lie bro
what do you mean it's a lie
bro you haven't been at parties where
you're locked in the washroom with them
no but they're like they're
on the toilet bro i have every party i'm
at i'm the bathroom guy i just chill in
the washroom the whole part are you
saying you got the pov where you well
that's the thing they'll lock the door i
have to be you have to be and then the
lock it and i'm like what the [Β __Β ] dude
you didn't even ask and they sit down
and i'm always the bathroom guy at every
house party oh and i can't really say
why
but i know how to [Β __Β ] party bro
dude since i quit smoking and vaping for
what's been like eight months i don't
know how long has it been chat
this thing that i got on the po box from
chat is burning me up and it's just a
little like [Β __Β ] ass vape
but you've been getting high every day i
don't even know am i supposed to smoke
someone sent this how can you even send
this in a po box isn't that illegal
uh
it does it
does it did it come with the stuff the
package yeah
it came with the [Β __Β ] you put in it oh
yeah yeah yeah i think it's disposable
right
wait wait how yeah how does wait what
it came with the thc
no no it's uh just nicotine
oh okay but i'm wondering how can you
peel box this to me
that sounds really illegal
if it's just nicotine no it's not i
guess p.o box you have to be an adult so
it's like secrets
yeah yeah okay
yeah
dude i used to order dude during 2014
when do you know the [Β __Β ] vape
when everyone used to have like those
vape mods you know what vape mods are uh
the big one
it would like blow huge clouds and [Β __Β ]
yeah
yeah dude that was back in 2014 that was
you
no that was my friends but i also i got
one myself because they were all doing
it like those bullet box mods that you
blow really big clouds and you have to
put cotton you have to put well if i met
you in those days
you were the shroom guy right i would
have hated you
no dude no the type of guys that were
doing that were
all the guys who didn't go to
go away for college they were in
community college and they were just
chilling in the hometown
and that's just the [Β __Β ] they would do
dude you know what though
i was a [Β __Β ] pioneer because after i
quit in 2015 all of a sudden vapes get
big everyone's vaping everyone's doing
it yeah when people told me it's gonna
be the next big thing i'm like no i i
don't really see that and then it blew
the [Β __Β ] up like
yeah
and that's when it became cringe too
yeah like kind of like tattoos tattoos
are cringe
because everyone has them
yeah
exactly
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they used to be for badasses
i don't do you have a tattoo
yeah i got a lot
yeah i don't have one
but um
i like it i like how ink looks against
the skin i think it's
it looks sick i don't know i'm not
religious at all but at the same time
i just have superstitions like you're
not allowed to get tattoos it's like
[Β __Β ] there must be a reason
what do you mean by that
like isn't it not allowed
to get tattoos who by who
relig like religious oh are you like are
you religious what the [Β __Β ] no i'm not i
said i'm just superstitious like
you know what i mean okay i just yeah
why are you not religious bro like you
seem like you would fall under that
right um
dude
it's just because
i just feel like
uh it it just doesn't like following
it by the book and like
and like why would i pray five times a
day unless i actually if it made sense
to me you know like why would i just do
it blindly out of obedience
you know what i'm saying
yeah and to go to heaven though
ah [Β __Β ] it dude that's not enough for me
anything
i didn't know it's not enough
dude i don't know don't you feel like a
lot of scumbags just like like oh i just
don't want to go to hell but they're
actually bad people they're just doing
it because they're scared
yeah i think most religious people are
going straight to hell if there is a huh
yeah
like straight like ain't no stopping
yeah definitely dude because you have to
that's what i told my chat
i said
so if you're an evil person
are you just gonna go out here with
[Β __Β ] uh
devil horns in a [Β __Β ] tale and you're
just gonna actually be evil or are you
gonna pretend
to be good
audio audio if i'd pretend to be good if
i was one of them wouldn't you yeah
exactly yeah that's what i'm saying
that's what they do
jillian
why does this camera look like
this this is fine where are you right
now are you in l.a
no i'm in utah
oh no utah
utah what the [Β __Β ] are you doing in utah
she's a mormon how the [Β __Β ] how many
cameras do you have what the [Β __Β ]
well that one that one was from my mac
because i don't i don't have much yeah
dude that camera angle made you look
like a crackhead like this is the angle
wow
wow
okay wait who else are we getting in
here oh gee rob can you invite og for me
me yes you
okay i'll bring him
is it fine if i stream
yes yo i hate when people ask me that of
course it is all right you're not my
employee
yet
john
how was your trip yo how was uh
tomorrowland and everything you did
it was a lot it was a lot i had to skip
my last week
yo oh gee rob this girl wanna [Β __Β ] you
bro her name's jill she wants you bro
that's why i put you on
damn you said what
this girl right here her name's jill
jill this is my little blood brother oh
gee rob
this is my new style what you went
through a [Β __Β ] razor you look like a
[Β __Β ] tool my boy yo shut up she came
from a rave and she's [Β __Β ] you guys
had raves dressed like crackheads no no
i said this before this is the most
factual thing about zurich the most
factual thing this dude is stuck in
2012.
are oh
saying music too
everything everything the way you dress
every single thing
yeah i'm gonna get a full hawk today
i will report you if you do that [Β __Β ]
yeah all right so jill why don't you
introduce yourself like
who the [Β __Β ] are you and what do you
want from
me
oh
okay my name is joe i'm a streamer i'm a
really really shitty streamer
yeah probably the worst microphone i've
ever heard like what the heck
is that echoing
yeah it sounds underwater actually like
what is that because i have this one
that's one side hold on
if you close your eyes she sounds like a
little boy
she does
somebody
i'm here to [Β __Β ] up her
now um
excuse me yo should i still title this
caveman podcast i mean everyone is
very cave-like right
right yeah even joe she doesn't want
[Β __Β ] flowers or anything when i first
met her she's like
throwing me through the wall i was like
what the [Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] crazy i like
okay yeah that's why i invited her
so wait let me ask a question circle
what is wrong with throwing against the
wall what is wrong is is [Β __Β ] illegal
no it's not
how is that illegal
that's illegal that is definition of
illegal bro
that ain't
illegal it depends what type of world
you talking about
it's definitely listen there's a man
listen there's many different types of
walls there's like yeah if it's got
spikes on it like some mortal kombat
wall
maybe maybe that's illegal but like the
regular [Β __Β ] maybe a steer wall that's
cool
uh you know drywall you know [Β __Β ] you
can like really push her through you
know what i'm saying like if you go
through it it can't be that illegal you
know
so legal is super solid i don't know
i've always been more into and people
think i'm trolling i cuddle dude i'm
such a sweet guy like i actually do i
know i'm a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] for the other
stuff but 100 i'm a sweet sweet guy you
moan when you cuddle
depend depends if that no i don't what
the [Β __Β ]
no of course not
what the [Β __Β ]
do you got a lot of me wait i cuddles
see this is a problem with men yo y'all
be scared to admit some things like i'll
be in her ear like oh
no no no dude dude i'll be walling no no
yeah but not that sound i'd be like uh
i'll say something like uh
looking
you know right
cause i'm busted
yo listen listen chet don't be scared to
moaning your girl's ear all right yeah
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no
just yo chad just be like this
i'm not busted right now
give her a [Β __Β ] heads up
bruh chad do not do that
just take note of the ear and tell her
like how much you don't love her like
it's it's not that [Β __Β ] all right
i promise it makes me so uncomfortable
when they say something and i don't hear
them i'm like
what did you say i hate when they
they're louder than the uber outside
waiting for them
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i'm [Β __Β ] in fresh form today dude i
am at yo
guys let's get the subs going we're in
good form today this is gonna be a wild
one
intense questions all night from chat oh
gee rob if you don't have red bull you
don't have grill in mind you don't have
anything on you
snore the line we go hard in a video
game don't do drugs everyone jill
how what's when's your last experience
with ketamine
last week
what yo just the only one i know who's
her her go-to is k
and i'm like dude i know people who do
cake because they're right
yeah but my buddies who do k it's
because we ran out of other stuff like
nobody ever go hey let's get the
ketamine
though
like when you run out of all your
serotonin
you're gonna do something else
yeah i'm just saying i'm instead of
getting ketamine i'll just buy more coke
no no i'm kidding okay
i'll take you to the raves don't worry
no i've tried kate and i gotta say dude
the handful of times i've done it that
[Β __Β ] is [Β __Β ] awesome you know don't
do it but holy [Β __Β ] that [Β __Β ] is
you know that is confidence man that is
real confidence
and
what's awesome
bro raves are so crazy because
the atmosphere is hippie nobody fights
you'll never see people fight there
but at clubs bro if you drop five
dollars you have to like beat the [Β __Β ]
out of someone just to get your money
back at raves it's like this hippie
energy and not that [Β __Β ] liberal
[Β __Β ] critically [Β __Β ] energy like
my phone at the last rave and i like
tried to hack into my bank account
where did you go where did where are you
going
that sounded like some mode
that one was in utah that sounds like a
you problem because i don't think anyone
would steal my phone they'd look at me
and they'd be like here you go sir
they saw you dropped your [Β __Β ] and
thought you were [Β __Β ] so they took that
yeah they thought you were weak jill and
you know why you were a woman you
probably
didn't even know me
no no as soon as they saw a k-head
they're like that's a weak hippie right
if you're on coke you would have like
no don't do drugs chet but
um
you don't do coke for a rave like if you
do you're a chad 100 like and there's a
million of those
and it's just i do [Β __Β ] rails
should i get into i do listen
i do rails
i do rails at the library bro i don't
give a [Β __Β ] you know every day is a
[Β __Β ] every day is eight ball day in a
video game chat but seriously though k
is good but if someone offered me k or
molly i think i'd go to the mali
anything and literally anything because
you can't just do that like
okay i flush i'm [Β __Β ] happy and i'm
giggly but on molly i'm straight beaming
and [Β __Β ] glowing dude it's like well
that's too different they're like not
even in the same realm it's like one for
one like stack them like
yeah when i think of it like that uh
molly's way more powerful if you have
good molly
but you can only do molly like every now
and then it's really bad for you
why is it bad
i mean deplete all your serotonin
i'm there to destroy my brain
that's why i win
i wish i could i can't wait till i meet
jill so i could tell her the real
stories and she'll know she's like wow
this guy i'll tell you the real story i
have zero [Β __Β ] chemicals in my brain
left and this is what makes me a [Β __Β ]
god-tier streamer
well i've just been sober this whole
time
no you haven't you did [Β __Β ] you did
[Β __Β ] pcp in high school and you still
see [Β __Β ] from it don't lie you leaked
that [Β __Β ] easy it's [Β __Β ] lsd what the
[Β __Β ] is the difference bro bruh
same difference
a really big difference bro lsd bob
doing that
awesome let me tell you something
lsd is for straight degenerates
dude i did it in high school not for me
psychedelics are for [Β __Β ] losers that
make zero dollars in life
for everyone
so okay when's the first time a girl
broke your heart uh 21.
yeah dude that's why and what did you do
no i went in
so so she she shatters my heart so i'm
gonna do i'm gonna do lsd and shatter my
mind
bro i'll tell you what i did i tell you
what i did i hopped on [Β __Β ] coke and
steroids and changed my life
bro exactly i'm kidding i'm kidding
listen listen of course of course i went
to war i went to war with the weights i
just wanted to pump up and be huge
but i never once said the mushroom is
going to save me i said i'm going to
save me but we need a supercharger you
can save the price
you got your heart broken and you got
e.d
okay my [Β __Β ] still works exactly how it
was you've been with [Β __Β ]
eight chicks maximum i've been with a
thousand therefore i have more life
experience therefore i'm wiser boom
bro you didn't even enjoy that [Β __Β ]
because i brag
yeah but i bragged i was like yo look
i'm the hardest guy in the city exactly
dude that's why this life is unfair it
is unfair objectively unfair because bro
you act like my ideas every day it's not
every day this is just like i'm i'm
the dude that gets all the women he
doesn't even enjoy it he don't even know
what it's like
i do when they have rings on their
fingers
right i have to take it up a notch you
know
yo fam there's nothing like breaking up
a happy home yeah yeah sometimes i drive
this drive by the way it's like it's
like you're being on drugs it's like you
ever drive by the home cocaine
rob you ever after breaking up a
household drive by the home and just
like watch them arguing you just watch
them arguing
we're getting chad
we're talking about why are we all as
humans into evil like why are we all
into cheating like why i'm way too lazy
for any of that i don't know i believe
that actually yeah
you know but if you had our energy level
if i wanted to go punch holes in walls
yeah yeah
sometimes you just gotta make like time
for the final things in
life no
bruh i don't i don't punch holes in
walls no more i throw girls in walls
no it has is more like uh goes to the
the hole in the wall
shut the [Β __Β ] up dude
at least one time what do you mean
experience
like something to tell you
let me ask you a question what if you
put your [Β __Β ] in a glory hole and
there's a guy on the other side with a
[Β __Β ] grass chopper he's got oh
he's chopping the grass he don't see
what's going on when you're you're in
your [Β __Β ] uh you're in like a yard
you put it through the
glory hole this dude's got a [Β __Β ]
weed whacker he's trimming the bushes
and [Β __Β ] and then what happens it's true
that's why i don't want that [Β __Β ] man
you got to be careful he's right
somebody posted a video on my discord of
somebody had his [Β __Β ] inside the glory
hole and another dude on the other side
put a lighter up [Β __Β ] michael's a hot
[Β __Β ] man what the [Β __Β ] that's [Β __Β ] up
i was laughing for like 10 minutes
straight fam no no the only way i do
that hole is if i had a face hole just
like my emote right just
if i could see the other side maybe then
but even that for some reason
i feel like i wouldn't i would think of
the wall too much
that's that's what that's what i want to
know how do you get hard at a wall
yeah yeah just ask his gift bro it does
not sound good and it's definitely not a
girl on the other side so it's just
sauce
i don't know don't they got places for
that like in russia and some other
countries like that
for a while they they got like buildings
specially set where you come in there's
a do it at the door take a ticket you
know pay five ten dollars and then you
come in and just have a [Β __Β ] blast i
swear to god i'm not making this up in a
it's like um
kind of like the red light district type
[Β __Β ] where you just go in and it's like
a whole group of dudes just they just in
there doing their thing and on the other
side there's a whole bunch of girls
lined up but they put pictures of the
girls faces like a like kind of like a
mug shot in front of each hole so you
know who's behind the [Β __Β ] i i if
there's dudes there i can't even i can't
even get into it yeah that's a crazy
part because it's like all open space
and
dudes are just switching back and forth
and i swear to god i don't know
i feel like he's on this [Β __Β ] sounds
illegal
i feel like i mean listen a leopard
right i feel like a leopard you know how
leopard
takes the antelope in the tree i feel
like that's what i do like i don't know
if there's other leopards around i don't
want a nut
you know what i mean by that
yeah yeah
yeah
even if it's like same room i'm not
gonna be like yo or even same house i'd
be like yo go to the alley way bro
yeah i mean yeah
hey sometimes if you
if you're sick enough where you want to
do it you're gonna you're gonna get that
nut all right yeah you're gonna probably
yeah when you're when you're in growl
mode right yeah yeah yeah
yeah
some dudes
and then you just gotta you ever click
on something on the hub and the dude be
growling and you'd be like whoa that's
[Β __Β ] pcp bro yo why why are you so
aggressive right now yeah i was like why
is he drooling and it reminds me of that
the clip the australian guy that growls
on youtube
oh no i don't know you told him though
doesn't it doesn't it get to a point
where it's just
everything just becomes degeneracy
well you mean every time yeah
that's the point of it no it's just like
it's just it's not even attractive no
more it's like [Β __Β ] man this is
like what what what this is there's not
this is not erotic anymore draw the line
don't snort it go ahead where
just
i don't know it can get too freaky i
think it came to fruition so what do you
do do you back up your whoa whoa whoa
whoa whoa
maybe if i don't move she can't get
disgusted you're just like what the [Β __Β ]
this is really
yeah i mean that sounds like pose no
clarity but like yeah
that's a pretty problem dude you want to
know what you know no this is what would
be [Β __Β ] the point in
um what
sorry someone is sending me some [Β __Β ]
we're just like talking about nuts
no i thought you had like a
okay
anyways so someone keeps saying in the
chat to check my discord i don't know
what the [Β __Β ] they're talking about
how long have you been streaming house
dude i started streaming at 10 and i i
ended recently because my like
the views are low this late at night so
no i'm wondering like why are you
checking that guy right now like why is
that so important
because they keep spamming i think i'm
paranoid something's important oh like
you're in trouble
i don't know dude nah it's fine
everything's good bro i was supposed to
be on keanu's stream right now and then
i'm like why are you putting me on with
nicole right and then they called dm to
she's like uh you know john and i have
like a ton of beef so i don't know why
you're putting us on the same cat and i
was like yo shut the [Β __Β ] up
as if as if beef
i forgot why we have b i met her in
person i forgot why we have beef but uh
all i remember is she's in the wrong 100
i'm in the right again right and i'm not
just saying that she's 100 i'm waiting
on the apology
you know you're my hair was but you just
know you were
i have notes of it so i can open up the
notes but i remember the end of the my
notes said i'm right she's wrong so
that's
your real beef with people on the
internet
i don't know what it is it's like i
can't go on stream because she's there
and i'm like all right that's fine i
didn't really feel like oh
just this this ego that's uh totally
totally totally dragging my name through
the mud right now
so
yeah
the word
but like yeah i mean
and the thing is about that
is that it's water under a bridge come
on you can't be having yeah like i don't
even know who she has to be honest you
know what the only person i know in my
life is [Β __Β ] infrared and og rob and
that's how it's going to be okay
okay
what what what about me
again i mean
i discovered
i saved myself [Β __Β ]
you sound like a redneck would you do
that yeah
no i'm from utah
she's a mormon bro
honestly i don't even know that was a
real place to like last month
what do you got there like corn and [Β __Β ]
like that
yeah corn
because it's it's totally in the midwest
is that your type rob
would you get along
my jillian would you get along with her
um i don't know i i don't know your
personality like sometimes i talk a lot
of [Β __Β ]
and you know some people
are a little sensitive i don't i don't
understand people on the internet like
these twitch folks so
i got it well you're on twitch
i'm not yep
you know what the [Β __Β ] i'm talking about
right
it's like the base like the basement
dwelling oh my [Β __Β ] hurts i hate that
you said that to me oh
like that [Β __Β ] you know what
i'm saying
so
i just gotta whenever i meet somebody
new i gotta make sure that they're not
[Β __Β ] basically yeah
that is the first topic and some people
right like destiny i have friends like
destiny that do this they chill with
everyone and i'm like you know
adults really shouldn't chill with
everyone like if you're going to chill
with soft people and your banter is too
edgy
you're setting yourself up for failure
you know you could have a two-year
friendship and waste it in a few jokes
right so sometimes i'm like you know
people like you're so cool you don't let
people in your life you just blah blah i
don't care that's how i'm protected
right
uh-huh
yeah yeah yeah yeah
this people be trying to disturb my
energy like
like i won't punch him in the throat
like i just need people around me that
you know i [Β __Β ] with this on the same
you know my wavelength you know the
thing is it's simple
a lot of people especially in our chats
they go their whole lives walking on
eggshells because oh they're around
their sensitive friends why don't you
just cut those people out of your life
and make your circles small and really
talk about what you want to talk about
yup
so
that's why we've come to the
conclusion of this topic and i want to
hear you guys answers we are on the tits
or ass phase of the podcast
dude
dude
how was their debate how was their
debate it's ass
there's no debate
it's it's always ass because you know
i'd rather you be built like the letter
b than the letter p you know what i'm
saying that's what i'm saying because
you know
top i don't know like i might just kiss
you and you might just lean over and you
know and die you know is this what you
gotta understand is that the truth is
men are built like the letter p
you know
no it's that's called having a big
uh torso that's having a big
upper body you know what i mean
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eyes were supposed to be like this
like this you know what i mean
right on top and then women are supposed
to be like this
okay this letter v is what you're
talking about
exactly you're selfish so obviously i've
noticed never to trust people with small
heads like unless they have small bodies
but if they're a big body with a small
head with a small
men with small heads or snakes
there's no dude there's only one dude i
know who has a small head
who did it
hassan
oh yeah there you go
i'm not even talking about hassan though
i'm not even talking about i'm saying
big heads on dudes and you can look at
your friend group the bigger-headed guys
that like mog you when they talk to you
you can trust them way more for some
reason i don't know why
yeah
that's so weird
i don't really have a big head until i
put all these chemicals in my body and
then you know those [Β __Β ] hormones
just
and my head [Β __Β ] grew and then you
know now i'm normal and healthy again
but it stays is that what happens when
you have like um steroids in your system
yeah yeah your head like if you look at
manny pacquiao's head it [Β __Β ] tripled
in size like because of all the roids
right and even floyd the floyd
mayweather right
he's got a big head small body and these
are like my heroes right and i'm like i
want a big head too i used to have a
small head and then boof became bass
but it can look wonky it can look weird
but you can trust them you know i mean
okay
yeah but isn't a heroic
archetype
small head
yeah exactly
the eight head yeah that's why that's
why hassan looks like a fairy prince
yeah from disney yeah he even got the
kingdom
okay
but he dresses like a peasant
yeah
yeah well
yeah you know people on the internet
really hate him now huh
yeah i don't really understand all the
the hating on hassan i don't really get
it
what do you mean
i mean i i mean i i i i i just i just
feel like he's so authentic right
it's like the guy can't tell a lie it's
like he's going to heaven dude
you're going to hell
you know
like for example there's some people
like when they're buying a new house
the first thing they look for
is simplicity and function things like
that you know yeah
and and other people buy a [Β __Β ]
mansion
yeah but you know hassan's not one of
those people come on
i mean he saves his parents from the
rain so god bless his soul yeah
i i heard that they were on the streets
of uh
hollywood and he he's like okay but but
no cap if hassan invited me to that
mansion i would go
i wouldn't dude
bro he dm me and i dm'd him back [Β __Β ]
off
i wouldn't go hell no bro after years of
lying in my face i even no hell no
i i dude i got it i got i had a dream
last night
that i was in jordan peterson's mansion
with a few other guys and we're about to
have a party thrown by jordan peterson
that's something
dude i'll go to a mansion i don't care
who's throwing that [Β __Β ] what kind of
party
i don't know it was i don't know it was
in the up i remember being upstairs and
it was me another celebrity and jordan
peterson hey what up jordan
that is a nice house man how many guys
we're just chilling
there was one other uh
celebrity
yeah one other celebrity those are the
kind of dreams you have
that's the one i had last night man damn
that's what i had last night
but in my dreams the people look more
like og
or what's going on with your dreams bro
uh let's just say i enjoy bbc radio i
was about to say that
no but i do have dreams where i'm
sounding like an episode of black bro
yeah i have dreams where i'm like
[Β __Β ] doing limbo and trying to avoid
bbc's all around me and then i go oh the
bbc
you know what it is
or it's a big black cork
yeah
what did you think i'm a cnn guy
oh listen listen listen
listen oh man i'm kidding i'm kidding i
don't have those dreams but i do have
weird dreams like do you ever okay i
don't know if i want to say this live
but [Β __Β ] it we're saying it live all
right you ever drive by a bank
and get this [Β __Β ] thrill to [Β __Β ]
just in the middle of the night just get
in there and get out real quick
well banks do not
no i think about that every time i go to
a grocery store oh come on what if the
[Β __Β ] are you going to take the
grapefruit no no i think this is why
this is why
there's a bank where everybody's in an
enclosed small area but when i go to a
grocery store i really get to plan out
how the [Β __Β ] am i going to stop every
single person in here that's in
different parts of this big-ass store
you know what i'm saying
dude i think about best guy
that's why i think the people that rob
like grocery stores and [Β __Β ] like that
fam i swear to god they're the most
interesting people ever because
you only you did all of that just for
the twelve dollars that's in the
register son you were the biggest dick
human being i've ever seen
i don't care bro best buy or an apple
spot or something like that
you go you gotta see the video of those
guys that smash the dude do you ever see
apple store robberies
no i've never seen that you never seen
those like usually like 10 guys they're
just so organized they run into the
apple store one by one they take out all
the devices they're in and out in like
15 seconds
and the apple employees don't do nothing
about it they just sit back and watch oh
yeah yeah if i listen if i worked at the
apple store you could take whatever you
want because i'm not finna chase you i
don't give a [Β __Β ] about none of that
[Β __Β ] take it check it go ahead
yeah it's free i remember when i worked
at target and i caught some teenagers
stealing and i remember just smiling and
letting them go
yeah yeah yeah
i was a lego alley i was like damn dude
that's what i can do
because i would let people steal all the
[Β __Β ] song that's why i got fired
because we were stealing the chips and
opening the sodas i used to work like
stock boy and then they're like sorry we
have to let you go and stuff and my dumb
ass at 18 said yeah actually it's not a
good time for me to be working right now
i got to focus on my education and then
she's like her name is sarah she's like
uh no you don't have to focus on your
education we're firing you and like oh
okay one of the best jobs i ever had was
a movie i worked at a movie theater
oh really
yeah i used to always take food
dude i had a whole new appreciation for
movies after doing that like
just
always being in the watching movies
always cleaning you know the theater
when everyone leaves watching the
credits the after credits
great experience what are after credits
like you know like in a movie where
there's like a cliffhanger and then
after the credits rule they actually
show
i think all the marvel movies and [Β __Β ]
like that dude i spent most of my life
most of my life i thought you're
supposed to do movies sober apparently
you're not
no dude that dude
i thought i thought for most of my life
that's what i did
dude when i was working at movie theater
all the time after work you just [Β __Β ]
get high
get [Β __Β ] up and then yeah dude it's
the best
yo what if she died on camera like for
real
um
no we're not we're not that lucky
i'm kidding
uh no i wouldn't i would fly to her and
i would take i would take the body and i
would just be like this on the forehead
and then i would just
what the [Β __Β ]
all right go rot go rot
drop dead
the [Β __Β ]
okay oh you know she has a tarantula
she's like one of those
what oh she's psycho all right bro utah
people ew
he's eating right now i can't pick her
up what do you feed him like crickets
and [Β __Β ] like that all right call it her
she's eating a cricket right now hey how
many holes does a spider
have
female how many what never mind
i can't believe it um
so
why did you decide to get a disgusting
uh
ungodly watch your mouth
what the [Β __Β ]
yo
honest to be honest that is such a
[Β __Β ] deal breaker if i went to a
girl's house and she had a tarantula i'm
leaving
that [Β __Β ] is a deal breaker
what about a snake
i'm not [Β __Β ] with snakes i'm not
[Β __Β ] with tarantulas big ass snake
no actually wait wait if she it depends
on the presentation if she was wearing
like a
10 000 dress and it's like a silk dress
she's got the high heels and she's
holding the exotic snake
like this like in her mansion or
something
like princess jasmine holding a long-ass
snake something like that yeah that
could yeah that could
that's the only way it'll take
but but like if it's if it's some kind
of like
farmer jill type [Β __Β ] she just got a
snake
in her room
okay i did have a snake and we lost it
and it's in our basement probably
correct your camera
it's gonna correct itself sorry ma'am uh
what happened to this i call him a [Β __Β ]
what happened to the snake did it oh did
you did it go missing and then it
reappeared and then missing and then
reappeared
in my backyard and then i put it in one
of my kite my spider cages and then i
lost it i was going to let it go after a
few days
so do you ever just look at your pets
and just think these are really ugly
animals
no they're beautiful i would put her up
to the camera but she's eating
the other one oh i have one that's
beautiful and i have one that's kind of
ugly yeah i have a baby one right now
and the tarantulas are beautiful too
tarantulas are beautiful i mean if you
if you think about it if you think about
it what looks more dominant from the
from the arachnids and the insects
what looks more dominant like nothing
bruh because they're all disgusting yeah
but you like snakes better
than bugs yeah it's not a bug legs are
way scarier yeah stupid horde no snakes
snakes are nasty but they're simpler
than bugs like they're way less nasty
than a [Β __Β ] bug bro have you seen the
human centipede
that's a centipede bro have you seen the
human centipede yes i did i watched oh
you watched us on stream
dude no the human the human centipede is
a hierarchy of twitch creators who just
ride on each other's meadows and they
just recycle yeah so you just gotta eat
ass to the top i respect it
sometimes you gotta do what you got
human centipede is that's how the twitch
meadows work
yeah oh yeah because everybody be
digging you know here that [Β __Β ] is weird
to me
it'd be people that you wouldn't even
hang out with in real life but you act
like you [Β __Β ] with that's just so ugly
what's your circle look like uh rob like
how many people
my circle like like my [Β __Β ] in real
life like
yeah like like bond like actual bond not
this internet [Β __Β ]
i'll probably say like
four or five people just like really
like family type [Β __Β ] you know i'm
saying like
if somebody needed something right now
right now i would like
go
like help him hook him up or whatever
but bro other than that yeah
if someone from in my life needed
something right now
i would be right right there as soon as
i finish my 14-hour stream
if one of my friends and my wife needed
something right now
i would immediately send them my
thoughts and prayers
immediately like you know fame you know
like yeah it's it's like you got
the bros like the family family and then
you got like if somebody hit you up like
yo dawg i'm going through this and this
i'll just be like yo that's crazy what
you going to do about it like and that's
it
yeah
yeah that's the best thing when you
return the message with what are you
going to do
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they try and like pressure you into like
joining their problem
you guys are so rude
what if they're literally about to jump
off a cliff and you're like ahaha like
without the contacts
i forgot
see that's why i can't come back to
twitter say
oh yeah and um tetris i mean in the game
i'm bad i was talking about the blocks
falling from the top of the [Β __Β ] to the
bottom you know yeah yeah well why joe
jill don't pretend you're not mean you
probably [Β __Β ] ignored 30 guys this
week shut the [Β __Β ] up
girls be like oh i have a big heart i
have a big heart like
i am mean but i'm nice too
all right so if someone close to you dm
you right now meet me because i'm crying
i just
my girl dumped me and i
would you listen to me cry yeah for like
15 minutes could i cry on your shoulder
yes i would listen to you yeah but i'm
only crying
that's a nice gray sweater that [Β __Β ] was
saying for like would you let me do it
i'll buy a new one okay but what if what
if we're sobbing right like you meet us
each individually and we're sobbing
crying and guys crying i mean
something's like actually wrong
men
are your mom what if they're um what if
they're crying because of how scary your
tarantula is
no stay on top of it
most guys will hold my spider
yeah but uh most girls would hold my
snake but
would what if i was crying
eventually would you be like okay [Β __Β ]
it we're just gonna hook up
no i wouldn't [Β __Β ] you what isn't it
isn't this a turn-on
if you may have started a crime would
you like
they do cry would you [Β __Β ] cry real
men don't cry
wait guys has any of you ever cried in
front of your girl hell no
i've never
no never
really
hell no
i haven't even chopped onions around her
what the [Β __Β ] a big hell no
you gotta go home baby let me finish
this up and then you can go that's
interesting
but um
yeah i mean yeah listen i'm not crying
in front of her because i don't see the
point of that what do i gain from that
you get some dry box
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sometimes i just like cry a little bit
really
wow
okay but she's saying that but deep down
she's like what time i feel like it's
frustration cry though
can you show us what that looks like
and then like a little tears oh okay
okay not sobbing like that
no
you just made it you just made the
situation going on and then you just
shed a tear too
yeah no i am a man is only allowed to
cry in the morning time when he's alone
that's it
no not even no you can't a real man
cannot cry at night only morning time if
he cries at night he's a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
sometimes you gotta cry right
you have to sometimes i do it sometimes
i cry after like when i'm like detoxing
all the time i cry at the end of finding
nemo every time
oh [Β __Β ] somebody
yeah real [Β __Β ] i was hoping the fish
died
no i cried when they got back together
and [Β __Β ] because you know that [Β __Β ] uh
merlin marlon he was so happy like
wow i finally found my son after doing
like all this dumb [Β __Β ] with his little
idiot blue girl you know what i'm saying
because
if you think about it dory was like mad
stupid so like
he was a hooker so i cried because he
was so happy that you don't gotta deal
with that no more dory was a hooker look
at the lord look at the behind the
scenes
she was a okay
don't disrespect
there's daughters
about that one
the ultimate man
marlin like the whole thing was like in
his head like it was all like uh
like his son and like doria that whole
thing like wasn't real that was like one
of his cons the conspiracy
wait the whole [Β __Β ] was made up
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who is the shark
bruce
bruce
what was he bruce what do you mean
it's a chart
yeah
i heard bruce was a the shark was a
pedophile
what
there's lore about this there's no
[Β __Β ]
it does make sense it kind of makes
sense
yeah that does make sense what the [Β __Β ]
i'm running through the movie right now
and this kind of makes sense like
yeah these bro
bro ask
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okay
like super dark [Β __Β ] about cartoons when
was growing up like caillou the whole
time that [Β __Β ] had cancer and
yeah dying
that was
what about it's not funny but it's funny
yeah what was the meaning behind lulu
and stitch
i think that was my favorite one
well you're on such a subject yeah
did this i think that was like a sex
trafficking ring it's like they're just
like grabbing all the different types of
little monsters and keeping them and
[Β __Β ] yeah and it was like yeah it was
super cool that's why they had numbers
yeah that's why they didn't have names
no names you know
dude my favorite disney movies i don't
know
stitch had all those arms
you know why stitch had all those arms
right it makes him in in the marketplace
of ideas
never mind
bruh
no no i'm just saying adult stitch would
have definitely been working for the the
covenant
the cup
what the aliens right
that's halo dude that's not we were
stitched excuse me forearms what am i
saying six i'm totally off base today
dude okay but i hate disney but still
there's three good disney movies lilo
and stitch atlantis yep
atlanta
i've never seen atlantis is that the one
with the flying chip that's the that's
the one with that cute little chick with
the toy here
that movies dude you want a movie the
bus nuts do
dangle i like ratatouille
and the third best one is uh treasure
treasure planet treasure planet's good i
never fully seen it though
yeah i don't remember it all the way
through little stitch has to do this
little stitch has to be number one it
has to be
yeah
the reason is because of the auntie
i like lion king too and the oh she was
thick as [Β __Β ]
her sister yeah older sister yeah
shorty was a little betty i'm not gonna
hold you
i [Β __Β ] with that
y'all love her y'all have like um little
cartoon crutches when he was growing up
yeah yeah well i have one right now i
like tangled she looks so lifelike to me
which one is rapunzel
okay okay
bro
i smash that smash
let me look this [Β __Β ] up
look at look at in gif form like where
she's moving and talking
no i probably jerk off to it
bro what is this tangled
bro what she's 18.
but still
yo infrared is the biggest lie as if a
person that looked like that was in your
[Β __Β ] heart right there you wouldn't
do it get the [Β __Β ] out of here oh hell i
wouldn't
if uh rapunzel's in your room enemies
nowhere near
okay let's say there's a doll there's a
doll of her
no i don't know that's even worse dude
this is such captain
oh [Β __Β ] dude dude you don't have
standards
where's the thickness on her there's no
curvaceousness nothing stands out
it's her spirit
it's her
look
has sometimes it's about spirit it's not
always about tna bro it's about her
spirit her spirit no it's always about
thickness oh it's no shame so so
dexter's mom that's a w right there yeah
i would i would oh my god that
incredibles person
oh yeah that's incredible hey bro
bro i would run away with that one
yeah for sure for sure and um
lola bunny is by far like holy take the
carrot
okay now we now we dipping in the furry
uh i don't give a [Β __Β ] i don't give a
[Β __Β ] i'm honest here i'm not a liar like
you two okay how's you're lying so hard
bro you would this is what furries do
furries go
oh you know you like this he's just
lying about no bruh
that's you
true
i saw i don't know what you're talking
about
okay lola bunny is [Β __Β ] hotter than
uh oh yeah all three of you space jam
lola was
the one i'm not gonna hold you but
what's the other uh rabbit uh red hair
jessica rabbit that's what he has okay
jessica rabbit is harder than real life
human beings
you know what wait no what is is jessica
rabbit with the red dress
yeah are you isn't it red hair
you know who's ugly as [Β __Β ] ariel
ariel's the ugliest of all of you i
[Β __Β ] hate ariel bro
get [Β __Β ] get the [Β __Β ] out of here oh
yeah yeah jessica rabbit okay yeah yeah
i see where you're coming from with that
yeah
okay why is that that one's okay but not
lola
yeah
because lola's a [Β __Β ] bunny
i don't see it
are you racist are you racist
so what does it matter what what part of
earth she's from like what's it matter
bruh this is literally gonna be the
future people are gonna say you racist
for not wanting to [Β __Β ] on a rabbit
i mean do you
is it her bunniness that's you're not
liking
oh yeah it's it's like kind of like that
she's from like a different species
bro if lola bunny was in my room or jail
i would say jill just wait outside for
10 seconds
dead ass
bro wait who's jill
my my ex on the [Β __Β ] podcast that
you're talking to for the last 20
minutes bro
the tarantula
show some respect bro this is the one x
i get along with
dude my bad the tarantula what's wrong
with the tarantula yeah she's a little
weird yeah yeah she's [Β __Β ] weird
bruh she's your ex you gotta chill
no i mean like yo she's embarrassing me
the [Β __Β ] tarantula now like you don't
like the tarantula like what's the
problem bro nah i'm not liking this ring
but she's chill right you like jill
yeah she's fine
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we used to do
jack and jill type [Β __Β ]
um
wasn't they siblings what's up with you
i look i if you you want me to just
let's get [Β __Β ] banned all right do
you want to do this debate let's go to
let's go there
all right let me tell you something okay
the word step that's straight fire dude
it's only crazy when you find out it's
blood
like
like after the fact right after and you
realize it's like whoa we actually
from the same fam
and then you know
then then it sounds like it took out
no you can always tell if it's a blood
or step because uh when you bust you go
yeah
if it's blood i'm kidding i'm kidding
don't do that
is that like people
do people go to jail for them
i don't even know i don't know the rules
bro
i don't know like dude would they like
lock you up for 10 years oh [Β __Β ]
oh man
could you imagine that conversation with
the police
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yo that's officers sick [Β __Β ] my boy that
[Β __Β ]
that is crazy
i mean
hey listen
i'm
real [Β __Β ] real [Β __Β ] i would love them
the same if i do this is how [Β __Β ] i am
if i found out my son of 18 years
was not
biologically mine
i would still accept him and be like no
[Β __Β ] that [Β __Β ] you can't go talk to your
real dad
you're with me for life
you know i mean i put 18 years in you
you're a hey you didn't see [Β __Β ]
i mean i mean
yeah 18 is a long time what if like
you found out it no beat the [Β __Β ] out of
his biological dad i was like get the
[Β __Β ] out of here bro
okay yeah
that that's when you have to go beat his
dad you know yeah
yeah yeah i respect that i respect that
because like if you beat his biological
dads yeah like ass you was dead now like
for all four yeah
imagine you get your ass what about them
what about the yeah if you get your ass
whoop son it's it's quiet it's quiet for
you that's a big fear of mine like what
if my kid sees me like oh getting [Β __Β ]
up at the supermarket like someone's
just beating the [Β __Β ] out of me like i
mess with the wrong teenager on trend
balloon and he's just [Β __Β ] wailing on
me
now you're not your kid telling you to
do dishes and [Β __Β ]
that's a big fear no john you take the
trash out
you'll be so well
i'll punch that [Β __Β ] in his face
my kid no no you won't you can't say
that
oh yeah that's good that's domestic
that's domestic abuse okay that's
violent listen
actually i'm not gonna say this never
mind let's keep it moving um
so the clouds were looking real nice
today
the clouds yeah
yeah
hey
i keep on getting like ads for shrooms
on my instagram and i blame you john i'm
not gonna lie i swear
turn you into a fat [Β __Β ]
i blame me for this [Β __Β ] though cool so
just record yourself what you're like on
shrooms and compared to what you're
regularly like or on other substance and
you'll be like oh my god this softest
weakest version of myself is on
psychedelics
i hope i'm alright
i'm probably a better person
like dude i can literally i can walk
into jill's room take the tarantula and
say you know what
i i can take the tarantula and leave her
room and she'd just be like i can't do
anything about it you know what i mean
she wouldn't fight for the tarantula
because of her past with psychedelics
no jill you're a pacifist that's what
you are i'm not
i'm just lazy and i prefer to not talk
to people but it's like yo ally told me
that yo you guys be going to club and
you be rejecting every guy what's up
with you
no
yeah ellie says she's like jill jill
will reject every guy she's just no guy
is worthy and i'm like that's actually
so based i'm so proud of you
i don't remember anything but
i remember this we found these european
guys and like it was too loud so i made
the guy like type in my notes on my
phone and he was like i was like i can't
hear you and he was like yes you can
one day we will move somewhere nice
together and i was like what the [Β __Β ]
and he was from like bulgaria it was so
scary
wow damn you came but you can't even
tell the chick you're trying to take it
over nice now that's crazy i get
graphics but yeah we're
i wanted to hang out with her this
weekend
maybe i will
i have to go back to california bring
her text her to come on stream what the
[Β __Β ]
right now
yeah right now um so you can be cozy
with your bestie
next question is rob
if i just said hey it's okay and i think
it's okay like you can hook up with my
ex jill uh how would you feel doing it
you know
listen
no no no it's okay it's okay bro i'm not
watching or anything i'm i'm doing my
own thing why i'm right here
and i don't give any consent unless it's
all of us
what does that [Β __Β ] mean
yo yo jill keep it up would you like
would you uh
would you would you ride a train
rob a train ride a train
ride a train with you guys no no just in
general
okay is that a sexual term or like ride
a train
okay it is it actually is go to the
conductor get your ticket stamped and
then brought her train into a lovely
countryside
i feel like i'm being so trolled right
now
no i'm serious like when you ask
the question first let's go to infrared
first infrared so i i i would um would
you have a trainer i'm interested in
being the conductor after i'm the
conductor i don't give a [Β __Β ] so if if
you and og rob were like
and then the guys can have my leftovers
but i'm not getting nothing
she wants i'll never see her again and
i'll be on my way to lou gotta catch my
uh train stop
say that again we cut out
say that again
it sounds like yeah like if i was in if
i was participating in a train
i'm the conductor
and i'm not and i'm out of there she
could do what she wants i'm not going to
see her again oh whatever do you make
eye contact with the other train guy
i mean
no i'm so i'm asking cars why are you
drinking what are you thirsty about yeah
first of all what's gonna happen is that
because i said i don't go to the train
no i'm gonna be in the other room
no one's gonna be watching and then when
i'm done with her
i'll drop her off and then i'll be on my
way just yet no so you're going to do a
training all right
me neither
well what do you mean what's a train
like they're all in the same room is
when yeah train is choo choo chugga
chugga yeah all everybody's participants
you know what i'm saying like everybody
i cannot do that [Β __Β ]
i cannot do that oh they have to nut and
then another guy gets to go and then no
it's not it's not a one by one by one
that's just you just setting
appointments at that point yeah train is
everybody's you know taking turns and
then
you know you keep them moving after that
and everybody might you know go for a t
after triple it's a triplet
yeah
at least two dudes in the chick is
trying
perry
so no theirs is no have you done that oh
gee
no i haven't me neither i've been asked
so many times like get the [Β __Β ] out of
here before i take every single girl and
leave this [Β __Β ] party little [Β __Β ]
rodent you know when a guy looks me in
my eyes and goes yo bro
we should run a train i go get the [Β __Β ]
out of my face i feel like that would be
like a more common thing because people
do have three sons
yeah i know all my boys do it all my
boys do it it's it's they're all begging
for like
john if you come do you know who we can
get i'm like yo what is this bro is this
a listening party like what are we doing
yeah
that is i mean
that's the weirdest thing i'm willing to
be in a train with
women like many women okay that's not a
train bro unless they're running it on
you bro
that involves tools
i know what you want i know your subway
order you don't want a train with two
chicks that's not good
but what do you call it when there's
multiple women and you just get to run
through multiple women at once all right
you call it for me that's just called
tuesday
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bruh
so
that the answer is no for everybody
right
yeah no no no no
i need it's like a gazelle right and i'm
the leopard and we go to the tree but if
there's other leopards i try and like
fight them or maybe i do coke and try
and start a business with them yo we
should start a podcast bro you know what
i mean
i can never be in a long term because
she'll be at a party with me and she's
like dude you talking to guys more than
me and i'll be like you don't understand
we're going to start a podcast together
what if wait wait wait we want we want
let's let's say
yo i love og rob bro you just [Β __Β ]
good we gotta start a podcast together
bro
all right [Β __Β ] but uh
uh what's it called what if you you
found out your girl just been going
through mad trains through her life
before she met you you're queen that you
wake up every morning and kiss her
listen you at this point you love you
love that girl right i wake up every
morning you call her a queen you know
you kiss her in her mouth even when her
breath like is funky and [Β __Β ] and then
all of a sudden she hits you with the
camera like yo babe
you were going to find out eventually so
i'm just going to be the one to tell you
now you just grab her mouth be like no i
don't want to find out
you would find out before you're at that
point no no no no no no no no if shorty
if shorty wants to hide that from you
you'll never find out unless somebody
comes up in her life like comes back
into a life imagine if you're like fondo
imagine what she tells you like from a
different state you would find out dude
imagine what she tells you and you're
like
babe that's why you've been limping all
week
right that would be the biggest red pill
of my life bro so she told you she had
polio as a kid
all right look
look my uncle has that so chill but
first of all
if she told me that i would immediately
have no hatred for her
i would leave
i would go to the park
right and i would be like huh
my level of self-hatred is going to
reach a new limit and i will hate myself
for probably 10 years i'll be like wow
how the [Β __Β ] am i that
much of a [Β __Β ] right
and and i'm not gonna lie i would harm
myself i'll do a lot of drugs
okay that's how i used to handle [Β __Β ]
and i think that trauma would take me
that way right
but or or she'd be like i've had big bbc
trains run on me john i'm sorry i have
to tell you i'd be like damn now we're
even
all right so
uh
jill
what if you found out your man that you
love so much you know you want him to
propose to you one day
you feel like it's coming soon and
before he proposes
he wakes you up in the morning like babe
i know you know we've been going through
this lovely life together but i just
want to let you know
um back in my past life
on the weekends i used to get pegged by
multiple women in a ferocious fashion
what's going on what's going through
your head right now your dream guy gets
pegged chill
i think he's gay i would uh have to say
no more
i would have to dump them bro that's a
little bit too sus for me
unless i get it no no this is what i do
i'd be like [Β __Β ] and let me pick you i
put hot sauce peg the [Β __Β ] and i'd
never see him again come on come on
bring the hot sauce up i like it i like
it all right so it's just disrespectful
rob have you been pegged
no i i got a thing with hot sauce um
never mind let's not talk about that but
um
yeah uh
so you would you would try to peg him
and then dip out of his life
just like one more
energy
i just bro uh
i like cholula but that's not really
like spicy
my favorite like salsa i forgot what
it's called but it's green
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wasabi
no but
yeah i love spicy food okay we're
talking about peggy stay on topic guys
i'm just saying peggings like okay then
go [Β __Β ] pig someone like no no listen
listen if a chick even mentioned the
word pegging to me i swear i would stand
up look straight
and just talk to her with words until
she is crying for two hours
that sounds so boring john like
seriously that sounds so [Β __Β ] boring
yeah she would bleed is that is that no
no i would just say you know what i
didn't never like your eyebrows they're
disgusting
then she probably like post a selfie and
get mad and then i'd be like it wasn't
your eyebrows it was actually your face
you know and i'd do that for two hours
right because there's consequences
there's
jill you know best there's consequences
okay if you assume some character like
zerka enjoys pegging i'm the most
dominant force on earth why would i
enjoy that
that means you've you've dishonored and
disrespected me
yeah
i agree with that
just even mentioning it isn't a matter
of fact i think i'll go through her
purse maybe grab 20 bill you know
yeah just go
little tax little stupid tax every time
you talk stupid maybe i tax you that
could be a good rule
yeah
okay i agree with that
and they didn't get mad did you peg him
no
but wait what would you though
no
no
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all right this is too much work and like
honestly i'd just be laughing i'd be
really scared i'd probably start crying
fam i swear okay
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no yeah i just don't want to hurt uh
twitch's feelings
sometimes so i got to keep to myself but
like what if
position that you got to be in to get
paid like that like that [Β __Β ] is so
funny to me like yeah what if someone
walks in his ass up like that is so
and no it's funny because they do it for
her
you know what's funny they do
nothing that's why it's so funny to me
like fam
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like what do you gain from this yeah
yeah
i what about what about your dream girl
you've been with her for [Β __Β ] eight
months and you know
i'mma be honest
guys we'll [Β __Β ] throw a ring on it
within four weeks is that true
you say guys yeah us guys well guys like
us i mean like infrared you me
if it's right let's say we believed in
the ring like the marriage let's say we
believed in it right okay we would go
quick right we wouldn't give we would go
for four weeks and be like nah you're
mine right yeah yeah yeah you can agree
rob but if you don't totally believe you
the one like
because i i honestly i'm gonna keep it
being i'm probably not i'm gonna hold it
off as long as [Β __Β ] possible well i
locked the gates like my last
relationship i didn't get like i didn't
ask her to be my girl she just kept on
questioning me until this is what she
says she said what do i tell people if
they ask what men you are she asked me
this mad times and so i just said uh you
could just say we're together that's how
i ended my last relationship oh well i
mean i'm the type to really hold [Β __Β ]
off and like see what i can get away
with until you know that's all
okay so
that means you probably don't actually
like her yeah but but but here's the
thing here's the thing
i maintain it should always be her role
to have that conversation like what are
we it should never be the guy right the
guy
yeah yeah
it's usually the guy i think no listen
as a man if you ever ask your girl ask
the girl you're talking to or dating or
whatever what are we fam that's she
should look at you so [Β __Β ] crazy
that's such a feminine thing to ask
yeah a lot of me
a lot of me and tell me if a man asked
you that you would take that seriously
hell no oh jill what are we i've i just
been like fam i'd say no but they have
to ask you to be their girlfriend and
the girl says yes or no
but it's wrong
it's different but if he has to ask you
what are we or like what do i do no no
no that's that's just so feminine bro oh
gee rob that's still wrong a guy should
never
ever utter the words i want you to be my
girl she should have mentioned it nine
times by the time you consider that
conversation yeah that's every number oh
john that's a narcissist in you that's
[Β __Β ] not no it's not
i do fine so don't worry about me look
the truth is the truth is
chicks will always admit this in private
never on stream they hate the
conversation right they hate it because
because they're kind of confused of
where you guys are at now i've done this
before within four days i literally said
if any other guy touches you i'm
blocking you right and stuck are we
together i'm like no i've done that
before that was kind of toxic right so i
would like lock them up right
but i would just do my own thing and it
worked well until until karma catches up
right but i think it's best to be the
guy's role is to be casual and the
girl's role is to address when she wants
to go further that's the truth that's
the truth she holds all the power anyway
right
that's kind of true
she holds too much power that's why you
have to tell yourself
but she has to give the like green yes
yes either ass or she got a hint at it a
whole lot bro this is why you have to
lead a relationship chad because first
of all 90 of marriages are broken up by
the lady that means they have all the
power and leverage most of us get cozy
we don't even ask for that much we're
like peace and quiet and
and maybe you wear something nice on
wednesdays like you know we don't ask
for much so
your role is just to be
[Β __Β ] more dominant like infrared and
here's the crazy thing oh gee rob
infrared and i we would love to take a
break and say you know what you you lead
you show us the movies you take us to
the restaurant you lead and we'll just
follow that's equality right and she
will literally hate you if you do that
so we we would love to kick our feet up
but a guy's got a lead a guy's got a
lead
officer if you
if you if you like step down on a little
bit of [Β __Β ] you're gonna notice and then
yeah eventually she's gonna get sick of
that yeah and just look at you crazy
that's why that's why i say like you
can't be asking no [Β __Β ] like
what are we like some little like some
little daddy like yeah like some little
side chicks i mean we've done it all
before right when we're young we've done
it
no i've never done it i don't think i've
done it either
i'm just trying to be relatable bro
i'm trying to be relatable i don't think
i have i can't think hey what are we
babe my mom keeps on asking yeah uh next
question
next question is uh when did you lose
your v card for me
19 almost 20
17
degenerate 13 14. degenerate as [Β __Β ]
whatever's whatever seventh graders that
is degenerative as [Β __Β ] jill go
do i have to
uh
i can't force you to do anything
16
you're all degenerates bro i'm way
better human being than all right i
regret it i
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does everybody regret that [Β __Β ] like
really like what happened that really
made you regret that [Β __Β ] because i feel
like
if you felt like doing it at the time
unless you like you know got forced into
that [Β __Β ]
on something no i i i was stupid and i
thought
and i felt bad
that like
i like i was going it was the summer and
i was going into senior year and i was
like dude i have to lose my virginity in
the summer i'm [Β __Β ] like everyone's
losing their virginity i'm a [Β __Β ]
loser
and yeah so i just like really pressured
myself
and the chick i would have sold my [Β __Β ]
oh my gosh you can
did y'all see this story a little bit
ago a couple years back shorty it's
illegal to do that [Β __Β ] right you can't
sell your virginity but some chick did
it in like international waters in a
plane yeah y'all remember that yeah for
like a million dollars or something like
that to send you like actually what i
would recommend if you have your v as a
chick and you save it till 25
i'm telling you let's say you're just
relatively hot and cute you know let's
say you're behalf of what i am dude
you will have whatever you want in life
you might even have saudi princes
[Β __Β ]
oil
everywhere
if
but here's the weird part i get
goosebumps thinking of a um i think i've
been with one i can't think right now
but i get goosebumps on the physical act
with a v carded person
but
but
the fact that there's no one in their
past is a huge bonus man that kind of
leverage is scary that's like
do you want flowers do you want ice
cream do you want chocolate do you want
flowers like i will be running around
[Β __Β ] walmart whatever the [Β __Β ] you
want right walmart's
actually you know what i will go what's
more expensive than walmart target there
we go
yeah take it to the fancy target but how
rare is that honestly
it's almost it's not that rare when you
work when you work at the club you just
keep meeting 18 year olds it's not super
super rare but there's such turnouts oh
my god you have a car like you can't
date though get the [Β __Β ] out of my car
but if i'm 25 bro 18 that's way too
young
yeah you're being a predator at that
point i'm dude i'm 27 and if 18 is
mature then it's mature
really yeah i mean
i mean think about it you could spend
the first year barely seeing her until
she's 19. 19 years old
i'm 19 is the lowest i'll go
no
no i get people my age all the time i
actually i actually prefer that we have
stuff to talk about and stuff but i'm
not gonna lie and say 18 is like off
limits yeah it's weird but off limits
that's people lying if it's an 18 year
old person that's held down three jobs
and is very mature that's very different
from an 18 year old that just came out
of catholic school or whatever the [Β __Β ]
right that's very different if it's a
mature eighteen yeah
hold on hold on what the [Β __Β ] is the
difference from a mature
all right it's weird but how is it that
bad i mean think about it you graduated
high school
okay yeah that's weird that's it don't
worry like that bro don't worry that's
such a turn up don't worry like that i
was thinking of someone who um i was
thinking of someone who works with
clothing like retail
oh like if you okay like a mature person
there's some chick at the store and she
worked it and then she happened to be 18
type [Β __Β ] like have you ever met 1918
that are very old-looking and [Β __Β ]
yeah i have am i the only one
one thing is like for me if i want to go
out with you somewhere and somebody has
to ask for your id and then you start
sweating that's that's why
my cutoff is like all right
no no look look look all i'm saying is i
wouldn't do it like i don't think i'd
get along with them however
however let's say i'm with someone who
looks 23 they usually look 2500 and then
they turned out they lied to me and they
just turned 19 right yeah i'm not going
to be sick to my stomach am i yeah yeah
i'm not going to be that sick to my i'll
just be like oh that was [Β __Β ] weird
yeah or should i be sick
that's just my cut off because if i want
to go out somewhere and i can't because
your id say you was born in 2003 like
fair hold on hold on you've met you've
never been with someone that it turns
out they're three years younger than
what they said they are
uh
don't they girls lie about age all the
time yeah no they do it all the time
yeah i've talked to chicks on twitter
before like that but i've never uh
personally like really really try to
focus on my like that that yeah this is
my argument no no i'm not a [Β __Β ]
weirdo then my argument is
everyone would do it until they find out
the number yeah so that means you're
interested
yeah
that literally means that she was 21 and
then happened to be 19. i'm not going to
feel any different to be honest
but yeah no if they're bringing out like
pink rollerblades and [Β __Β ] obviously
but but i think the greatest age i think
humans go through most their turmoil
around 23 24 23 is the most based age to
get someone uh 25 is great and 27 is
great yeah okay it's me
how old are you right now
didn't you just turn 23 20 yeah so jill
right now is realizing oh my god life
isn't just about partying i'm not that
happy so now she's gonna have her
[Β __Β ] the clock in her head say oh
time is ticking right she's at this
age you know because it's the only thing
i can think about lately and that's why
i'm like i need to stop doing crap yeah
i know i know because i i'm from the
world
when you sit there listen
listen you don't be sad jill don't be
sad you'll find the right guy yeah but
it's different for you guys because you
have to get a career and like all that
[Β __Β ] but like what am i going to do i
didn't go to college i didn't do this
that
guys don't care
jill you're high
no man
if you worked at mcdonald's and you're a
sweetheart you will be picked up don't
even worry
i don't want to be like just saved
because then why you're just like spend
like your life at your house
with kids
yeah kids are the kids are lame as [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] that [Β __Β ] i'm just not ready for
that
i actually don't even uh
hook up i haven't hooked up at all
because i'm always afraid of busting
inside and having a emergency kid right
and i have so much fear of this did you
know oj rob i swear you get what i'm
saying here
every girl
i've hooked up with every girl you've
hooked up with they always eventually
talk about kids true or false
what the facts yeah what the [Β __Β ] is it
with them bro
no guys don't know [Β __Β ] because listen
i used to do this all the time because
i'm a i'm a little psycho but uh i would
play i wouldn't this is yeah
i would mess around with her head and
just like sometimes you ever do this you
just rub her belly
and just act like what what are you
saying
i promise you i promise you if she
really focus you and she's like on that
stage like i would really give this
[Β __Β ] like a kid right now if you want
to dude my hands would have happened
in her belly my hand when they were
going to do this [Β __Β ] my hand
yeah
i promise you
[Β __Β ] the belly bro my hand will never
leave the butt if i rub the belly that
looks like i want to be a father looks
very no that's that's the
son i swear to god that's the whole
point of that [Β __Β ]
so remember that chick remember that
chick i was telling you about the other
day about how i got snitched on when i
was uh [Β __Β ] with somebody else right
that same girl that's the one i rubbed
the belly when she found out about what
i did she was crying that night because
oh just the other week you were rubbing
my belly like she like really thought
yeah we were like gonna be forever
forever you know what i'm saying yeah so
when that happened when you do [Β __Β ] like
that it really [Β __Β ] with the head i
should have admitted this but you know
where is it
where does this delusion that we're
gonna be forever come from is it do i
have chicks tell them they have to think
that would like whenever they get with
god they shouldn't they should be
thinking maybe like this should be
forever because i don't want to waste my
young life trying to go from one dude to
the other and that's why they get so
[Β __Β ] up when you
um
like mess with them like that you know
so i will look them dead in the eye and
be like this
how many bodies and then they'll tell me
and i'll be so nice about it i'll be
like this oh that's cute but really what
i'm communicating is never ever you've
had over two dudes hell no
yeah also that's what i'm hell no that's
what i'm saying
you're joking about it i'm not even
joking about that i'm joking
hemorrhoids
i'm not joking about that [Β __Β ]
yeah honestly i don't really no
is either you really care about that or
you don't care unless it's somebody that
you know uh how do what do you mean
people can change people like like i'll
tell you this i can name five ex hoes
that would straight [Β __Β ] cook and
clean my whole house
seven days a week with a smile on their
face
and but i itself creeps me out that they
had that kind of a past so okay let's
see but but it's tempting it's tempting
because i'm like dude these people look
perfect right
let's say you find out
that a bunch of guys are talking about
how they hit it
and they talk like what are you gonna do
i'm gonna i'll show my knuckle game bro
i will freaking go down i will go down
fighting
for what
for what so what you're saying all you
have to do is not get involved with
yeah but infrared you forget all right
what if if you if you found out that she
just had a bunch of bodies but you never
met any of the dudes you would still
feel the same as if
the dudes were talking about it around
you is that what you said oh yeah that's
different that's a little different yeah
that's you know
a little bit different i don't really
give a [Β __Β ] know because
but if you're like if you own my city or
whatever the case may be and like i will
potentially run into a couple dudes that
may or may not have beat that down then
i got a problem you know but you ever
run into them eventually let's say you
get married fred you're missing the
point dude all right look i've got
angels in my dm's little like god-tier
looking people
but they got you know of and kind of a
past eh whatever whatever not too much
of a pass but you know what i mean that
kind of reputation
you're forgetting that
they still as bad as the past is are
bringing you a level of happiness that's
insane like if you think about it you
can have some average chick in your
house or you can have some [Β __Β ]
to your chick right yeah you can't
commit you can't well that's the here's
the truth dude you just
listen you just gotta spend your whole
life
you've gotta never [Β __Β ] with everybody
ever kiss the guy before no no in fact
you just gotta spend you got to spend
your whole life just cheating in the
shadows
yeah that's what i think like this like
this
look at me look at me
you guys are psychotic
that's what i'm that's what i've been
saying
i just don't understand i'm kidding i'm
kidding don't don't chill don't you
if you're a man or somebody you're
talking to it turned out to be a manhole
would you care
no
keep it she didn't care
luke let me tell you the truth let me
tell you the truth about jill okay she
wouldn't care no girl would care
no girl looks at the nice guys on the
dance floor they look at the vip section
filled filled with girls they look at
those it's a turn off because you know
that they might be cheating i don't [Β __Β ]
with that period that's such a lie
that is the biggest cap
that's cancer of caps yeah that's too
much cap my eyes hurt
my eyes hurts sweetheart my eyes hurt
you're all wait wait wait jill are you
also a construction worker
what does that mean how do you know
because that's a really hard cap
wow how do you know no let me tell you
something let me tell you something
always though because then they have a
dirty dick like i've had this happen
like
i don't know they're just gross like
there's gross like they definitely have
given people like diseases and they're
just stupid and like bad kids like what
if what if they just nutted on people's
faces
so they
have and will
they will have bugs on them okay
all right um
here's the truth here's the truth okay
if drake dm's jill
she'll leave this podcast that's the
truth okay you know what i've always
said though to to girls that are like oh
yeah
who won't cheat on me and he hasn't this
is the [Β __Β ] truth this is the
ultimate
look here's the thing
if you are going for like a guy who
doesn't have experience and uh who's
like
ugly or whatever because you think he's
not going to cheat on you
you and if you're a good-looking woman
guess what
you are going to immediately attract the
attention of other women
there's a guy say that again but not in
slow motion
all right so
all these girls don't want to be cheated
on so they look for a loser low tier low
quality males right right no not true
that's what happens
and then they come to my club and meet
me
these dudes do not have any they have no
experience getting attention from women
so the minute they get with a pretty
girl all the other pretty girls see that
like oh why is she with him there must
be something about him he's got a big
dick so they start talking to him and
all of a sudden he's got all of this
attention thrown his way and then he's
going to cheat he's going to fold yeah
easy yeah yeah that's that's part yeah
that's true um yeah i've never had as
much juice as i had when i had a
girlfriend i probably yeah never had
more juices no i can give you more i can
give you more i can give you more og rob
i once went to the club
i went i went to the club with homies
got three numbers i'm like okay cool you
know i felt like a tall cute guy i got
three numbers uh i went to the club with
four girls and left with 30 numbers
instagram snapchat all i was just like
chilling with them like this and i'm
like [Β __Β ] i don't even know your name
you know like i barely knew these chicks
and that was the most mind-blowing thing
that i'm like i it's almost like a one
plus one equals a thousand formula
absolutely that's literally how it works
that's literally how it works
women measure a guy's attractiveness
based on
it's all about flexing on other women
don't care about men they just care
about social proof
social proof yeah they don't even care
about men it's all about what's going on
with among women that's all they care
about bro if we all pretended like og
rob is like drake's producer or
something right um is that racially
motivated
all right let's let's anyways anyway
anyways if we all pretended that's
drake's that's drake's producer
something big i've been using drake all
night right even earlier check the vaude
so anyways if we all did that
all the chicks in the room would look at
this og og bum and they'd be like who is
this guy right and i've done that with
buddies where i'm like yo are you really
do you know that you just spoke to kevin
and she goes who's kevin and i go you
know kevin of vancouver
okay never mind and she goes
what's the social media i'm like a guy
worth that much with social media
and kevin literally works at the gas
station
and kevin paid me
when you look at the club you meet shady
people dude
the issue with that
has that
lying is the most based i look at a girl
with a hat like this at the club and be
like uh i'm i'm actually uh in law
school right now i should be like oh my
god really and i don't give a [Β __Β ] if
you eat the if i'm wearing this and you
eat the lie i've lost you well
i'm an attorney
wait law school
is that illegal what i just said
no no but law school is something that
that's that's you can you can drop that
line women will like that are you mad
dude they have bells in their brain
that's respond to security that's why
i'll always be more attractive at five
thousand viewers than a thousand
all right i'm quitting two which i'm
gonna go back to law school no i'm
kidding you know what's so funny though
yeah in today's social media world
you'll never get more than being a
streamer or youtuber like that's
that's literally what i'm saying dude
yeah i i dude i get i get girls in my
dms now i never used to yeah yeah anna
you know
you know what's crazy about it though is
like when you meet them they just want
to jump to the hook up because i've seen
your stream i know what you're about i
know what you like i know what you
dislike i know everything about you john
i'm like what the [Β __Β ] you just want to
jump to the hookup and then i get kind
of worried i'm like you know whine and
dying me a little what the [Β __Β ]
you know i want to be like this
hello
what do you mean jill you have plenty in
your dms don't lie to us
everyone's trying to freaking take you
to the park and [Β __Β ] they're nice guys
in your dms you know but you know the
thing with me is that
i would never ever make the first move
oh that's [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] that is [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
in real life yes in a girl's dm no oh
okay
if her
i wouldn't either
obviously in real life you have to
how it works i've only ever
ever ever made first moves after 2000
uh
maybe 15.
after 2000 after 2015 i'll always be
like this
right like sit on my lap i will never go
close to them because that's how you can
get a lawsuit like that you know if
you're like oh but i can look in a lie
detector test i'd be like i don't even i
i didn't even kiss i don't they came to
me right i can you know i am perfect a
lot of guys like oh i break the ice and
i touch her elbow first hell no if
there's no enthusiast enthusiasm coming
from her
out on to the next one on to the news
but a lot of guys be breaking like touch
barriers and [Β __Β ] like very creepy very
creepy dude like if you don't know
someone don't do it okay
like meeting up with a stranger
from the internet yeah like
if you've met up with a stranger let us
know how your last inter enter uh
encounter went with a stranger don't
people think that just because someone's
a streamer it's safe to meet up with
them i know right
yeah that's what i don't get
i mean most most streamers are two
people in the universe
i thought streamers just like wholesome
people i went to twitchcon everyone
doing molly and coke i'm like what the
[Β __Β ]
like you're a nerd why are you [Β __Β ]
doing rails off my [Β __Β ] bro
very weird very crazy
uh jill what's your last encounter with
uh some dweeb from your chat that you
met up with what how did it go was he
like pushy
wait in like real life because i just
went to a rave and uh i actually had
somebody come up to me and be like are
you drunk
did they know you
yeah they watched my tweet
yeah right really what are you sure what
are you saying
me
i just troll
do you want to hear the truth about that
guy who came up to you
i promise you
he went
he went he went to that
because
you said you're going to that
i've met uh
another person from twitch too
wait those you and zurka used to date no
we don't want to talk about that dude
let's just focus on no negativity
nothing weird we want to focus on
positive don't trigger her listen we're
focusing on positivity this is a
positive stream chat show me your emotes
look positivity only
jill
is the [Β __Β ] best she's the future of
twitch and i said it you you heard it
here first and i'm not saying that for a
[Β __Β ] chick mark matter of fact [Β __Β ]
the check mark okay [Β __Β ] i don't need it
i'm i'm way too honest i make a ton of
subscriptions being honest so leave me
alone let me let me be in my little
corner number two
when was the last time infrared
you said
[Β __Β ] i want to be in a long term with
this one and wha what did she do to make
you feel that way oh
i got these actually pretty reasonably
recent you're a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] bro go
ahead what
but that was like the first time in
years but
it was offline
and
i
it was i was offline like in the sense
like not twitch related not streaming
related but like i wasn't seeing them
personally
but
they were in a relationship already like
when i started talking to them but
i don't know i just kind of connected
with them yeah
in terms of
we had a lot in common
you know i just connected with them
um
that's how
just just one of those people that i
connected with and you know i was
they that's too vague that's way too
vague i'm not gonna lie that's so vague
like what the [Β __Β ] are we talking about
wi-fi what connection bro
uh
you know one of the things here i'll go
i'll do details first i used to a lot of
people like yo when you bust a nut
that's when you know you like them not
for me
when i first knew i liked this girl
first for serious dude i think we're at
a bus stop waiting for something drunk
as [Β __Β ] right and she did this
right
right on my shoulder and i remember
thinking like
oh that's so sweet right and that was my
first [Β __Β ] ass beta moment ever and i
didn't i thought that's like a second
moment but it turned into weeks months
and i'm like oh that was nice and i
always thought it would be from hooking
up enough and it wasn't and then i
started having fantasies of
us in the movie theater watching a movie
instead of hooking up you know you stop
thinking about the hookups they become
blurry and then you just start imagining
walking at the beach together and stuff
and that's when i'm like man i'm in too
deep i used to be a badass what the [Β __Β ]
and never again one time never that's
enough for me
you know what i mean by that chat
yeah but it's good to like fall in love
with somebody eventually
i don't i don't believe that anymore i
don't believe that
love is for the broke that's the truth
yeah that's what i think that's the
truth i don't love you let me tell you
something i love you
i love my twitch primes
i love my twitch primes i love my tier
ones but you know who i love more than
my tier ones my tier twos
that's not even close to how much i love
my tier threes and don't get me started
on the [Β __Β ] gifters i wanna
on my all of my gifters at the same time
i want to just dance with them at the
club like this like that i want to stop
arrows from touching my head just i i i
hey
what's up bro i want arrows in my back
when they're ah
right i want i want them everywhere all
around me paint me what's up we're here
listen dude
listen listen the only pause i the only
pause i want
is when you're [Β __Β ] decorating my
face chat i love you guys y'all changed
my life and let me tell you something
this girl jill will one day wake up
from her
yeah from whatever is going on with her
and jill reminds me of those hamsters
that can only turn left
you know what i'm talking about like
they have this issue where they can only
turn left
right so remember guys be based stay
based and if you have to go fall in love
that just means you tapped out of the
[Β __Β ] rat race like a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
because
that's exactly you think joe rogan is in
love you think joe rogan is in love
like having nobody take care of you like
it's lonely like take care of me take
care of me i pressure wash my [Β __Β ] i
take care of me you guys you jill you
jill infrared and og rob when you when
you guys wipe your ass you use toilet
paper because you're degenerates all
three of your eye pressure wash all
right matter of fact
i've never used the public restroom that
will set up computers
i put the toilet paper uh this sink
water and i like get it wet and then not
get enough not good enough champ i'm not
shaking your hand
then with what
[Β __Β ] if you don't if you don't
[Β __Β ] shower after you take a [Β __Β ]
you're a degenerate scum and you
shouldn't be allowed to vote
bruh
where i don't
first of all let me ask you a question
about this so-called bidet
you get you take a [Β __Β ] you put your
hand down there and you're spraying it
and you this [Β __Β ] is being cleaned off
right where's the [Β __Β ] going but your
hand your hands in the way you're gonna
get [Β __Β ] on your head why is your hand
there and you're gonna get it on the
bidet because how are you gonna ain't
spray the body how do you wash your ass
bro
bro how do you spray the bidet on your
[Β __Β ] you go in the [Β __Β ]
[Music]
have you smelled [Β __Β ] miscus [Β __Β ]
fingernails that guy [Β __Β ] smells like
[Β __Β ] every day of his life dude bro you
want to take a [Β __Β ] in [Β __Β ] no i want to
shower i want to shower in my [Β __Β ] bro
that's what i want to do i want to
shower my [Β __Β ] tell him squeaky clean
all right go use your [Β __Β ] toilet
paper how many times you fold that
toilet paper
a lot
a lot
i i [Β __Β ] raise my [Β __Β ] a lot my i
mean i fold my [Β __Β ] a lot
listen let me tell you something i used
to watch
just say that all right dude i used to
wipe uh jill's ass right
dude no no listen i'm a very dude i feel
like you're not doing it right
dude first of all this is something you
have to do at the bare minimum
wipe until there's nothing
on the [Β __Β ]
paper
like keep testing it like get her get a
roll up
you're not safe you have to get a roll
that comes out blank with no nothing
listen to this degeneracy bro why don't
you just jump into the shower and finish
the job bruh you are i [Β __Β ] like three
times a day no no no no i get the white
moon
i don't get i shower four times a day
what's up that's stupid and unhealthy
i [Β __Β ] once a day but i sweat a lot
true showering that much will be knock
over your skin
listen
but it's normal to shower after you [Β __Β ]
now
if you don't shower after you [Β __Β ] you
should be in prison
what the [Β __Β ] i've never heard of that
in my [Β __Β ] life that's because you
you ain't dude it's like jill would you
join i used to go to festival and she's
like i'm gonna go use the cubicle i'm
like no you're not what the [Β __Β ] no
you're not you're you're in the portal
the port-a-potty get the [Β __Β ] out of
here you know you can go into the woods
jump in the lake
camping festivals that's all you have
bro you know what i'm glad i've never
gone camping with a girl because you're
right dude
that's nasty have you used public
toilets infrared
not to [Β __Β ]
bro i'll tell you the worst story i had
i'll tell you the worst story
hey i'm about
but no no i mean like just a public
toilet yeah i put the you put the
toilet paper on the seat so you don't
get it you gotta mummify that [Β __Β ]
listen yeah mummify it and then you take
your [Β __Β ] listen i've done that listen
listen jill you're getting fat sit down
all right listen listen listen infrared
let me tell you something i'm gonna tell
you something okay
sit down jill right uh and sit pretty
let's get the viewer account maximum
boys
hey if you're bored
go to gorillamind.com get yourself 10
off using code john and get some
pre-workout because that's a you problem
listen
wiping your ass
you really
no no this is important okay listen
we're not talking about wiping ass right
now what we're talking about what we're
talking about right now is
dependency on public restrooms okay let
me tell you something i'm gonna leak the
club's name cabana nightclub i'm sorry
i'm sorry ray the manager whatever i
know i'm not welcome anymore if i say
this
i was getting [Β __Β ] up we had more
security guys working right i was
getting [Β __Β ] up with my flashlight on
right in the washroom right with
flickering lights because they can't
[Β __Β ] pay their [Β __Β ] bills or some
[Β __Β ] and they're this dude's wailing on
top of me as my face is touching a dusty
male
urinal you talked about this [Β __Β ] before
yeah how do you think that make me feel
dude how do you think that made me feel
you think you think i'll ever stop
straight people like how you do 14 hour
streams i'll never go back to the club
yeah that's rough i'm going to be less
rough and you know what's weird you know
what hurt me the most i'm like i don't
even use your i pee on the alleyway i
pee in the alleyway right
but you're listen someone's gotta
clarify how this stuff is supposed to
work because
look when you pee in a urinal
i mean i don't know how other people's
pee but like that there's some ocean
spray yeah you know yeah it'll come back
at you especially if you're caring if
you've got a [Β __Β ] d on you you've got
some [Β __Β ] like me bro like me like
i'm
two inches from the floor it's my d is
probably this big dude it's [Β __Β ]
crazy but anyways i mean i'm not flexing
bro i'm not flexing i'm like i could
show for sure i'm saying hard not
plastic just tell us
one of the things that makes me kind of
think
atheism might be correct
why do i wake up in the middle of the
night i have to pee really and i'm
always hard tell me where does where's
the ryman reason in that how's that an
atheist take
because why would god make me have to
stand up for like
30 minutes to [Β __Β ] de-hard do mental
rituals to [Β __Β ] get soft just so i
can sit
and [Β __Β ] treat because i do have to
sit to do it because i have to bend that
[Β __Β ] down
uh you know what i mean like you can't
stand because it's
you know what i mean it's pointing the
wrong way so this is this is how you go
you came to a secular point of view
because like this is some [Β __Β ] like that
hold on this is what brought you to a
secular point of view i'm sleeping dude
i can't sleep unless i'm hard i'm always
hard when i'm sleeping really
yeah i i i pet myself a bit but then i'm
like i can't
no no i'm always hot i'm rock hard when
i'm sleeping always
that sounds
that sounds like something
yo i asked my chat they said they
actually do this
isn't it crazy how guys could spend like
eight hours watching a movie alone and
they're just [Β __Β ] they're not hard
but they're just gripping
yeah yeah me neither i mean no no i
don't do that either what do you mean
like you mean like i don't do it's not
my thing i just read it i read it on
reddit
holding your balls or whatever
scratching yourself no no i have a rule
no girl is allowed to ever touch my ball
and no
i'm not even allowed to touch them
unless it's like cleaning and stuff
but
i don't yo i once had a girl [Β __Β ]
touch my balls and i looked her in the
eye and i said i
have three thousand six hundred
or at this time i had six thousand
subscribers i said i have six thousand
subscribers you're gonna get a lawsuit
and she knows that she's like this guy's
getting doughnuts subs he's [Β __Β ]
crushing it this guy's weird what's
wrong with that
no a guy who wants no no stop a guy who
wants his nuts touched is not a real man
that's that's what i'm asking too is
is is it a thing because i used to hear
about it but i never understood it about
guys who like
they they like their balls
to be touched and [Β __Β ] like what is up
with that yeah that's beta [Β __Β ]
i don't get it like what do you feel
like she's licking your balls what do
you feel from there it's like those guys
some guys like their salad talking to
your crib and she was mad cute and then
she was like eating your [Β __Β ] and then
all of a sudden she just gripped your
balls what you what you going to do
i'll call the police i call him i'm
scared
it's because like the
the balls don't feel good when people
when that when they're touched they
don't feel good they know you [Β __Β ]
lie
no they don't they don't they really
don't don't
yo
you ever had your gucci
no my what
son
no listen listen listen listen before
you get ahead you look her in the eye
you go listen you don't you don't got to
do this head stuff you don't got to do
nothing just chill with me and she's
like no i really want to do it right and
you're like okay please her right
and then you look her in the eye and you
go if you go to the balls i will call
the police that are from west hollywood
i will call the serious police you know
i'll i'll call those white people i'll
call the white people police i'll call
the white people
i genuinely don't understand what people
are feeling on their balls what do you
feel
all i all i feel is danger when
something's going yeah same same same
like people like the tickling i guess
sensation and stuff and they're like oh
that's a warm feeling
i think i
i immediately think i'm in danger it's
like
you know it's like chicks when they want
to go at my nips right when they want
when they want it
and one thing i'm gonna say one thing i
okay so you know how there's like a ball
side and there's like the things inside
of it i thought that they like twist
like 360 and so i tried to flip the
thing
why did you think they twist 360.
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oh do you think what what the [Β __Β ]
yeah
and it wasn't good but
have you ever heard of you hearing a
girl who thought that
the tip is something that
is gonna
like that's a that's a place to go
the tip is a place to go what the [Β __Β ]
yeah
not for like a hand job
i don't get hj's i've never gotten an hj
oh
have you og rob gotten like an h just an
hd
yeah that sounds that's illegal
no no i'm lying i'm on the one time i
did was maybe 2018 and i got a um
i got a dick burn
what oh really from like this
was that like the hulk
why didn't you tell them just not do
with the heart
listen [Β __Β ] just it was at a rest stop
in ohio coming back from some uh [Β __Β ] i
had to do all that hand jobs are [Β __Β ]
disgusting yeah not because they're not
because they're like actually sickening
but
what is
now that i think about it what are we
talking about that's like the
introduction of course we're happy yeah
i think it works into stuff yeah it's
what are we talking about right now i
don't know
that's what you're talking about why
would i want her to do something i can
do
i want her to do something i can't do no
no no sometimes their hands are like ep
size and it's kind of cute
stop i uh dude girl dude here's the
thing though here's the thing
women do not know
how to properly give you a hand job
of course they do yours
yo i'm convinced i'm convinced
infrared's banging the [Β __Β ] dry
cleaning lady
like who what are you talking about
right now because they don't know the
specific first of all they don't know
the exact
uh
beginning angle you grip on they don't
know
uh the pace they don't know they don't
know that kind of [Β __Β ] and it ends up
being cringe it ends up being super
cringe
yeah the guy will usually just show you
if you're you've been yo they've never
done this okay you're watching a movie
and they're like this
right and on your jeans right and you're
like whoa this [Β __Β ] a velociraptor like
what the [Β __Β ]
i i that's cringe i'm just like you
don't know what you're doing you don't
know what i'll show you i'll show you i
know what i'm doing
like you need somebody that's like not
bad maybe
close your eyes close your eyes right
now
trust me trust me trust me close your
eyes i'm not pressuring you just trust
me
that's it
okay i would
jill could do it if you don't want me to
no
all right oh gee close your eyes yeah
all right all right let's do this go
ahead jill
joe
he's waiting
he's waiting for you go ahead this is my
homie and you want to show him again
no wait what
he's he's my homie and you're gonna show
a good time okay
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that's good og rob's got the clip for
later and that's great i like how you
assumed his power level
she did she did this
she did this right if we were talking
about me she would have been like on
cheerio level for you it's [Β __Β ]
it's [Β __Β ] captain crunch
for you it's krispy kreme and for me
it's like this like what the [Β __Β ] oh man
wait what was i was it supposed to be a
hand well i didn't know you would do
this okay i thought it'd be more
realistic but you did this
poking somebody out i don't know
no no now you've shown
oh gee what are you packing
with my peggy yeah
maybe some swim shorts uh a couple of
t-shirts no give us some measurements
tough guy
oh my bad uh let me see let me see
you ever seen you ever seen one of these
wow
i'm holding it right now imagine a water
bottle right and then you throw it into
a trash can filled with other water
bottles oh yeah right
and then when the trash man comes he
picks up those water bottles right yeah
and then he lines them up outside yeah
just for the fun of it because he hates
the city and [Β __Β ] just imagine that all
right
didn't do what you want with the afo the
what
do you know the chubby you know the
chubby water bottles the small yeah
that's infrareds chode
shut the [Β __Β ] up dude [Β __Β ] out of here
hey what are you talking about imagine
infrared stroking just a big ball
like like with those people who get the
snowball microphone i get
like you know all right
listen listen like a little button yeah
i can imagine og being like dropping a
bridge
right
and i can imagine i'm i'm the media yo
yo we have small medium
chill we have small medium and large
here
bruh shut the [Β __Β ] up man
honestly i'm gonna keep on being with
you i have a really big clitoris i'm not
gonna hold you what the [Β __Β ]
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but i'm not like oh gee i'm not an og
bro but i'm pretty happy yeah i'm happy
how pretty he is you know girls would be
like what the [Β __Β ]
no no because they're they're usually
ugly they're usually ugly as [Β __Β ]
wait in canada y'all do you all got to
get circumcised yeah albanians we have
to dude i got it cut at 10 years old no
they chopped my [Β __Β ] up like bubble gum
the skin stretched all the way out here
with blood
and and and
the anesthesia was awake that's what my
emotes about right the anesthesia meant
i'm awake i didn't feel it until the
next day took
six
six months to six months to a year to
heal
bro why did you agree like did why
didn't you run away i would have ran
away my parents my parents didn't tell
me how horrific it is
and i thought it would heal quick
yeah so to this day if i'm soft and
someone touches it i'll be like hey get
the [Β __Β ] away from me right so it's like
right i have to be stiff to even be
happy
and yeah
why didn't they just cut it when you
were born
here's the benefits
the most gorgeous d like i'm impressed
i'm like what the [Β __Β ] that kind of
looks like in the movies dude that not
even the movies look that good so they
did a good job aesthetically but i don't
know if i could go back in time if i
would do it or not yeah i like the looks
but i would do it i would have done it
at a younger age i think
i like the aesthetics okay like it's a
mushroom
what do you mean it's a mushroom
every circumcised [Β __Β ] dick is a
mushroom yeah but it's like uh
it's not a weird mushroom you know
he's direct
looking so
i just some have you i don't know if
you're on the hub you see some weird
troops you know like
that
dude that's what that's what i'm talking
about you
i don't know
some have like
some have like a thousand veins and i'm
like what is this magneto is this
professor
because that [Β __Β ] is not natural that's
not what a normal oh my god
if i pop this thing called cialis i
swear to god every chick i've been with
they're like dude you grew you grew a
lot
it's the most powerful vasodilator i've
ever tried in my life
have you tried it
oh gee the blood volume is next level
it's insane this is it's the most
powerful thing you can take for
appearance enhancement and size
enhancement
okay
well i feel like that [Β __Β ] would hurt
i'm true no no no that's you're thinking
viagra
hey listen all you gotta do is take the
uh
the gas station pills are you good to go
man
i promise you what are those what is
that generic brand i like
pharmaceuticals i like formula you got
you got to get the rhino pills that look
mad sketch
actually i promise you you're gonna have
a great time
what are the ingredients though
hey listen you're gonna find out when
it's the morning after all right that's
that's a problem that's i swear that's
what it says on the box like we're not
going to tell you what's in it but you
know
and you taking it
sometimes you have to i want to be a
rhino
i'm confused why did you get it but you
got to mix it with the other [Β __Β ] too so
like you don't really know
but you're still holding on by a thread
i hate when people say why do you take
stuff if you don't need it but everyone
can go super saiyan 1 naturally but we
want to sometimes you know train with
whis and beerus and go super saiyan god
right sometimes we want to go to the
next level and no shame in that game you
know like if i had og rob and i excuse
me how's and i have our honeymoon soon
so a what honeymoon soon let's say
we're going to uh the bahamas
i'm pretty sure i'm going to grab a
tablet the 48 hour lasting tablet that's
going to take me to the next level
because it's a vacation i'm going to
make the most of it
mm-hmm
like something
as hell what the [Β __Β ] kind of thing
what who who says that [Β __Β ] it's a
hypothetical
bruh come on
you don't want to come to the bahamas
with me jill can you um
do you can you come with your guys
if you don't come in the bahamas with me
you're racist
if if you don't come to the bahamas with
me how's a racist yeah honestly oh gee
oh she's got my back all right i'll come
i'll come with the bahamas bring four
girls not two four dude
to us okay actually would you want club
girls because
dumb [Β __Β ] bring six okay four for me two
for you deal if you want do you want a
deal as long as i get to watch do you
want club girls e-girls or of girls
i want a mix of every every single one
i'll tell you something
the most fun are the normies that don't
have of or
ecloud like the normy normies right
you'll like them
yeah just give me a good selection and
then yeah you call it even rob you know
what i'm talking about normies right
like they just what doesn't know me
like doesn't know what twitch is because
this might be an oh okay doesn't know
what twitch is doesn't spend time on the
internet at the club without drinking so
e girls are not
where is that
eagles are kind of like um
there's so many different types of
eagles because there's the ones that
cause playing or like
you know
like like
vibes that are like obsessed with
looking like 12 year olds i always
thought
no no no they're great
they're great e-girls are great but my
thing is it's your workplace it's your
workplace it's your workplace house
so
so you want to really not at your
workplace
no it's off stream
dude let me tell you something one day
they're just gonna go on stream and be
like this
hasn't i did it it was actually pretty
interesting he was like saying call me
lennon as he was ballsy
bruh i don't give a [Β __Β ]
i mean they can they can say whatever
they want don't go [Β __Β ]
okay
i would not be ashamed that if a girl
said that i slept with him what it's
going to embarrass me i don't give a
[Β __Β ]
i wouldn't i wouldn't tell people that
myself because that's you know my
business but so you don't care if
someone here was like telling everybody
in the chat about
what you mean as long as it's the truth
i'm i don't whatever's the truth i'm
fine with as long as it's the truth
if they say like i have
three balls then okay there's a problem
but
what she said she was trash
you thought she was killing that [Β __Β ]
but she said this [Β __Β ] was weak you know
what
because in that context i would probably
ghost her immediately after hitting it
she would probably be petty as hell and
be mad
how can it how can that rob it wasn't
really like rob how can someone tell you
it's trash like how do you hear the
words when you're asleep
yeah exactly no she was telling other
people like your [Β __Β ] was just oh bro i
love when they say that i love when they
say that dude
no y'all had no bad blood nothing like
that but she just like was being like
for real like yo it was not that great
for us
still
he's my biggest weakness
is that
um
i have i can only do it with someone
that i won't regret it immediately after
nothing like after i not i can't feel
ashamed and like oh my god why would i
do this
so that's a tough issue you know
honestly so you never beat down nothing
that you read it after
that's having standards so i mean i'm
like um let me think
uh
kind of but not not really no
okay
not really you know
but but there were there were situations
where i feel like i self cucked
because i just
i don't want to sleep with this person
because i know after i knocked it's just
it's not going to be you know what you
know what it is the post not
if there's not post not regret then
they're they will be worth it enough for
you to try to get them because honestly
let's be honest
it takes work
to be able to
for me for me i don't know i guess zerko
don't have to put in work for me it
takes work
what's the work
work for what
to you know
stick your
butt to [Β __Β ] uh to not it takes work
too
so here's why it takes work because
they're not that cute
huh if they're really cute it doesn't
take work
yeah to get with yeah if you find a fine
girl yeah
why wouldn't you why would so smash the
fine one why are you smashing average
bro you should never you got 400 no
that's what i'm saying no a fine woman
takes work to [Β __Β ]
bro i just nut and be like i can't
believe this human deserves my presence
i work 14-hour days
bruhs yeah but you guys are all messed
up wait wait you so you just instantly
get it
anywhere you want me no
that's what i'm saying it takes work oh
oh i thought you were talking about
doing it with them
oh no
the easy part okay we're on the same
page
yeah no it definitely takes work but
i'll tell you something it took more
work i was doing good in the nightclubs
telling someone i'm a streamer
is the most god-tier hack because she
literally
can't help herself but tune into my
stream and i know you're yeah
baby girl i know you're in here i know
you're in here one of you are in here i
know you guys are in here and they they
watch and they go oh my god i can see
myself with this guy how many viewers
were you getting when you were saying
that [Β __Β ]
at 300 viewers you can have so many
chicks
damn only 300 yes bro it's about chicks
love potential they love it
damn okay
that's facts you gotta get them all
yeah that's fuzzy yeah that's why i when
i when i found jill she was our [Β __Β ]
eight viewers i'm like yo tarantula lady
like the reason i you know why i can't
do that [Β __Β ]
honestly god the reason i can't do that
[Β __Β ] because i'm a [Β __Β ] political
streamer
and they'll tune into my streams a
little bit that's not true
anna likes you doesn't she and she's
left
anna likes you and she's very not anna
didn't she say she dm'd you a lot
anna's cute hannah
yeah oh and of war and of war yeah
anniversary girl
she i don't think she dm me i don't know
i don't remember that
dude she said three times on my podcast
in front of you that she thinks you're
cute
like she smiles
she did dm yeah yeah so that's that
should that should be someone you go out
but
i mean
it takes more to impress me than just
the dm you know what i mean like come on
then stroke your [Β __Β ] yeti bro
i was talking about in real life i
thought you might in real life oh i
thought you guys are close to each other
no what bro no i'm talking about in real
life you're trying to pull in real life
you talk about your twitch stream bro i
feel like non-e girl normie girls they
see my stream they they tune in and i'm
yelling and [Β __Β ]
dude
in real life
i probably don't care
honestly i don't know chicks in real
life that really like give a [Β __Β ] about
any of this twist [Β __Β ] what
really
i'm not like one of these uh yeah i just
don't hang around
people like that cloud fiends
no like just twitch in general like
twitch is like i think you know when you
come to twitch you think everybody's all
these people on here think everybody is
like them but it's not like no i don't
know what you would consider what twitch
people call a normal because i i don't
give a [Β __Β ] about another [Β __Β ] that's
going on here right yeah i think all
this [Β __Β ] is [Β __Β ] stupid i come over
here because i do
stupid [Β __Β ] and troll people [Β __Β ] with
people because i feel like doing it but
when you go in real life
and you tell a chick at the club like
fam
oh i'm i'm a twitch streamer that's what
i thought too honestly that's what i do
that [Β __Β ]
like [Β __Β ] what the [Β __Β ] are you talking
let me tell you something let me tell
you something it's not because when you
meet them it's not that they want to get
on your stream it's that they check it
out and they check you out and then when
they laugh three times at your jokes
game over they know who you are you won
bro zerka let me ask you a question did
you ever think
women don't find you funny because of
your jokes but because of the fact that
you find your jokes funny
i don't want to tell the truth i don't
want to answer that
i don't wanna i'm not answering it i
plead the fifth [Β __Β ]
yeah personally i don't get none of that
[Β __Β ] like i'm not a pogba's ass [Β __Β ]
like yeah i'll be outside like i had a i
had a pop in instagram and they did
great for getting chicks you know like
they get to check out the program
i swear to god the most
instant hookups i could ever have within
seconds of meeting someone
is if they know i'm a streamer because
they just think oh he's not a murderer
he's not he's in his little bedroom
doing his cringe [Β __Β ] you know like they
immediately think you're safe
bro i need to make an instagram
instagram is literally the way to go
when i dude i lost my instagram and got
more dms than i think twitter is a gold
mine to meet chicks
you follow one chick on twitter
dude no girl has ever dm me on twitter
no no this is what i do i follow them
for one day and if they don't follow me
back i unfollow and then they go why did
you unfollow
it's [Β __Β ] basically yeah
you can see that [Β __Β ] too like as soon
as you go to my page they'll see i
always i always follow average looking
people because they got bomb friends
that's fast at the club
the chick that i'm not into she kind of
looked like you know these these
gargoyles on the screen i go straight up
to her and make her my best friend dude
i think it's so sad
that there's a lot of girlfriend groups
where like you got fine ass but then you
got like
three out of ten and it's like that is
dude i feel like if the three out of 10
girls all form one friend group and they
just the average and the below average
just stick together they will do better
you just got to go up to the two ugly
girls and be like why don't you two just
fuse no
no no no they don't do that because
they
in their heads
they look better if all their friends
are bad
yeah like
you wouldn't if you were like a mad
basic ass like chick you would not hang
around all
like that you wouldn't find the ugliest
chicks you could farm right yeah because
that's going that means y'all just all
looked down bad like if you see a whole
group group of chicks and was like yo
she ugly [Β __Β ] ugly she ugly she ugly
babe you would look so [Β __Β ] crazy
yeah
a group of chicks it's a nice mix like
maybe you might be like
second to last on the list but like
everybody else that you do
some guys gotta take one for the team
and settle for that while the other guy
you know what i mean yeah yeah the
granite catch the grenade they say but
have you ever gone to a group of four
baddies like perfect and the first thing
you think of is
i feel my wallet shrinking like i can
feel it you know what i mean and so you
walk away you're like [Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] and
then we a year later they'll dm you one
of them from instagram and be like hey
i'm actually a good person blah blah and
you'll be like oh my god i miscalculated
so hard like have you ever miscalculated
where you think there are
dude i've had so many encounters or i'm
like there's a [Β __Β ] gold digger and
they're not
it was so weird dude
it was i've had so many encounters where
i see a dime and i god they've been with
a thousand dudes and they've been with
two and i'm like what by the time i find
out they've been with four and i'm like
come on bro yeah i mean
are they being honest
well i mean you hear from town you hear
around town a lot of times if you see a
chick that's super fun nobody actually
approaches her yeah yeah yeah that's the
last whole time that you think oh she's
so fine that she's probably you know
[Β __Β ] whoever she wants but whatever
the case may be nobody's actually
pulling up on shoulder so dude i'm not
looking for love now she's desperate
i swear this is gonna i don't know how
bad this is gonna sound but i've never
looked at a girl's face
in my life and said well she's better
than me in my life dude like if i was a
chick what i swear to god there's
something that happens when i meet
people face to face where i go she's
adorable she's mine but
i'm still leagues above because i don't
wear makeup i don't do none of that [Β __Β ]
dude dude that but that's different like
a guy's face no more
my aunts and mom trained me my aunts and
mom as i was a teenager they tell me
they're like you will never find a girl
prettier than you and they put it in my
head
well i mean um
it but girl but the thing is that women
their faces are different like they have
uh big eyes and they got you know what i
mean like they have just different i
love them their style no i i love them
too i love them too but sometimes i go
like
there's a more
when you don't have makeup and
augmentation all this extra stuff you
kind of feel like you're the [Β __Β ] you
know what i mean
like have you ever seen someone wipe
have have you seen something have you
seen someone wipe off their makeup and
then you go well hello i didn't know
this is like mister i used to feel like
some jigs
i've seen a group i've seen the
prettiest girl in my life wipe off her
makeup and it was [Β __Β ] mr potato head
and i said
i used to feel like that but then i
started to have to hide my hairline so
now i kind of understand where girls are
coming from yeah but as guys we have
lower standards we
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right i'm not into og rob like that but
when i see nice full lips nice jawline
nice beard he looks hygienic as [Β __Β ] i
literally will see him above a lot of
girls he's around but i can't tell him
that because he'll think i'm trying to
[Β __Β ] get some bbc
but you don't know what i'm saying
nobody knows what i'm saying what i'm
saying is when they wipe off their
makeup
they're not og rob level
a lot of them
yeah
um
yeah i'll get it i get it
so
sometimes sometimes i look more about
genetic you know like uh but my favorite
genetic structure of jill's that's
genetic you can't train a girl for this
jill stand up look at this
see jill's pelvis is actually turned in
and her lumbar vertebrae turned to the
side her lumbar vertebrae
sits inside right so when we used to go
when we
when we used to go out
her arch would naturally form naturally
without triangle right right
see what i mean this is genetic this is
something that og rob wants everyone
wants to smash right it's a genetic
thing so a lot of girls like yo how do i
build my ass and stuff i'm like yo i
don't even look for you fit people i
look for you genetic elites you know
that are built like that she don't go to
the gym she don't she's not strong at
all she's weak
i'm getting fat
see she laughs like
yo would you listen jill if you got mad
at your man would you punch him in the
throat while he sleeps
[Β __Β ] no i just full ignore him
you would ignore him i don't want to
touch him if i'm mad be like no
okay
all right so stabbing him is out of the
question i'm assuming right
what are you doing bro i flashed the
tires i wouldn't kill him though
okay all right
okay
on about this lazy [Β __Β ] you really like
you just a lazy [Β __Β ] someone
said jill acts like a real point
someone just said jill acts like a
roblox character
yo dude
dude bro you are a [Β __Β ] hilarious
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those rust characters
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right
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yeah
put your leg down okay what are you
doing
or put put them both up uh infrared are
you okay boy infrared's ready to bust
the nut
what are you talking about you are
lasered in bro
okay you wanna know i'm gonna you said
this [Β __Β ] when you were doing that
analysis i'm about to disprove you ready
about to prove you wrong look at that
nothing
you look great you look great
take it off take it off look show them
show the gains show the gains these guys
stack naturally we love him bruh take
off my shorts
take your top off and we're spamming
your link right now mods right now spam
is linked and then jill's link then oh
gee rob spam these people's links okay
spam my [Β __Β ] employees links let's go
all right
okay i guess we're doing this jill your
turn but jill's hairier so
okay
this is the lighting bro this is the
lighting this is the lighting stay right
there lean in for lean in forward a bit
not lean into us
all right flesh flex and to the camera a
little to the side of the shoulder
no no other way other way show a side
chair yes
yes
yes
yes
yes yes
yes
yo
john won't kiss you on the mouse so bad
i don't do that i don't kiss hoes
oh man yo og rob do you smash holes i
don't do i do i smash hoes yeah like a
thousand body counts get the [Β __Β ] out of
here i love i love women that look like
[Β __Β ] like i really love that [Β __Β ]
can you explain that like if you look
like you sell vagina on the weekends
even if you don't i i'm not going to
judge you either way but if you look
like it oh yeah i love you
okay but i would yeah yeah just like i
will never take you outside in the
daytime but at the same time
hear me out hit me up
i i like that [Β __Β ] because like i said
before um like if you got this specific
traits like sometimes it's the lips
sometimes it's really bug eyes
sometimes it's the way you walk you walk
as if you're about to trip all the time
i promise you if you ever look at the
chick and she just looks mad like
uncoordinated and [Β __Β ] like that
she looks like a [Β __Β ]
what the [Β __Β ] is wrong with you bro
oh you mean like coming out the club
with theirs high heels
it's like a combination of all these
little things like not not clumsy per se
right not like driving [Β __Β ] but if it
looks like you're about to trip when you
walk
you just have something about you that i
really like you know is a [Β __Β ] a bad
word
i mean i'm a refugee
i think you could say
i'm not calling anybody okay then shut
up if you look like when it's cool
so so so so
what about a more subtle look with the
makeup and everything what about that
are you into that or are you like nah
get that uh
hey listen i like all types but like i
could point out there's like all
different types of beautiful ones no but
i'm saying they had a thousand bodies
dude
i've for the last few years
if it's a ho ho like for the streets
well i don't dm more than like a smiley
face like hey you should get on my
podcast but you know i don't really talk
to them you know what i mean
yeah yeah
exactly come on i thought you were i
thought you were going to say another i
thought you were going to say
handicapped like
listen if she's like a nugget you know
what i'm saying i'll still beat that
what is that nugget
like she doesn't have limbs
what dude don't call people nuggets bro
that's horrible dude bro what the [Β __Β ]
dude don't do that come on dude oh gee
rob on a different level man i don't
he says [Β __Β ] is that a real term humans
are sick who the [Β __Β ] thought of that
term that's
that women can wear in terms of clothing
for me
because this is a test
it's because it's the it's going to show
really show their body what their body
looks like get some water rob get some
water
it's luke's
if my cheek wears baggy clothings when
we're watching finding nemo i will
[Β __Β ] block them
but you can't i know you don't know what
i'm talking about hell no
no no no if i i think it should be like
a rule
you're thinking of like sweaters and
[Β __Β ] baggy sweatpants i'm talking
about something different i'm talking
about like that smooth silky type of
baggie
where
everything's free
ass is free oh you mean like
silky like what it's like silk
yeah like silky yeah like so oh okay oh
oh i know what you're saying dude
you're saying sophisticated lingerie
the ones that are like sometimes
sometimes it's not just lingerie
sometimes it's like
what they're wearing like they're
wearing a certain type of like
dude yeah
every girl should just literally look
like they're always going to rave when
they're at home i think that's the best
right yeah the rave stuff is the best
and the neon kind of pops so it keeps
you awake you know
but you know what you know what's really
not erotic to me and just
i'm it's just i'm just saying do better
jeans
do i have but like of all the clothes
you can wear jeans are not they're
that's going to be like boring i mean
like that it's not going to be a deal
breaker because their body is going to
be a deal breaker but it's like
i actually see i understand what you're
saying like that's almost a 20 loss in
my interest
yeah yeah that's a lot of percentage
holy [Β __Β ] like if they're wearing a
dress like a skin-tight dress
no [Β __Β ] a dress i don't like these
dresses bro i'm not into dress
it's better than jeans it's better than
jeans but when when they're around in a
dress i don't want to go do hood like
ratchet [Β __Β ] with them i don't want to
do hood rat [Β __Β ] with them so if they're
in a dress i'd be like ah this is too
weird you know like i want to be
i want to be like anything anything is
better than [Β __Β ] jeans yeah truly
true i i saw this one jake dude
zebra leggings right
i hate that i remember thinking i'm
trying to pipe madagascar characters oh
wait zebra leggings
i think i know what you're talking at
the exact
what does he bring
i think i know exactly what you're
talking about
leggings
got thicker around the buttocks so the
inclusion was more round and i was like
hey lord i can't believe that someone's
moving
no no reminded me of where i said it was
because the most disgusting thing a
woman can wear and i will never look at
her again
is cheetah
no come on you just no no that's like
something you're pushing it bro you're
pushing never talk to her again are you
kidding cheetah makes me want to [Β __Β ]
ask her for a race
come into it no cheetah cheetah is the
biggest leopard leopard cheetah oh no
cheetos
cheetah print is
cheetah prince kind of weird
leopard
maybe jaguar
all that [Β __Β ] is for like middle eastern
is like great right i swear to 20. i
don't know that's a snow leopard leopard
is still yellow
no i didn't know no absolutely what
about tiger stripes dude
this one girl with leggings uh tiger
leggings but it was like her home she
want to go in public with them and she
reminded me of the old skins in call of
duty right
you know so it was like a nostalgia with
a nice booty nostalgia of the old skins
in call of duty black ops and modern
warfare 2. i hate that [Β __Β ] i hate dude
you know what
that's what i hate i hate that extra
[Β __Β ] just make it simple simplicity's
the best
just relax that's so true i saw dude
there's this one stream i did with jill
she's just black top and black short
leggings
shorts
that's the best no
jill what's that outfit you have
man when we used to chill with destiny
you me and destiny it was uh
oh man what do you call it um
does anyone remember uh
it was like thicker material thicker but
it was like a set pants and the top
and it had long sleeves long sleeves
that was the most
yeah what's it called oh like one of
them okay it was it was like it had i
don't know it had
it had like stripe texture on it
i still have it that is the most bass
you've ever looked joe that's the most
bass
bass
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mm-hmm that's great that's great
that was like a normal outfit that was
not an eager outfit you do what's the
funniest thing uh jill ever trolled in
my life bro
i got destiny to holster with like 6 000
people and as soon as she got hosted
she's like go donald trump and they
freaked the [Β __Β ] out bro all of them
started dming me and [Β __Β ] and stuff like
that and i'm like yeah she's based bro
she's and i started [Β __Β ] trolling
them back and they're like what the [Β __Β ]
with the and every it was like a two-day
[Β __Β ] storm thing
i got a little [Β __Β ] bam for it and
that's why i'm not parked what yeah she
joked and that's why she didn't get well
that's what she assumed
you got a band for saying you like trump
mass report
no no it wasn't that it was a mass
report i think
right
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yo and yo then the dgg guys that
probably masturbated one guy [Β __Β ]
apologies it's like oh she's a chill
girl she's just trolling his [Β __Β ] i'm
like no [Β __Β ] why the [Β __Β ] would anyone
mass reporter right when she was a small
streamer now she's a rock star
mass reports can work on twitch
oh dude i've been mass reported uh once
dude i got mass reported for no because
this girl i'm not going to say her name
eager
in my in a car with me and canoe she's
like this
hey john and i'm like hey and i shook
her hand and she grabbed my hand and she
did this on stream
licked it and her mods freaked the [Β __Β ]
out mass reported me and andy milinakis
who i barely knew came up to me at the
beach venice beach hey are you zurich
i'm like yo andy what the [Β __Β ] this is
one of the first people i met on dinner
he's like i don't know you you're an
[Β __Β ] blah blah blah i'm gonna reverse
your band he reversed it and saved my
whole vacation within 10 hours
yeah i drank so much and canoe's like
what the [Β __Β ] and i was so depressed i
woke up in the morning and then they're
like yo you're unbanned because of andy
the nicest guy i've ever met and now we
hate each other but i always i owe him i
owe him big time wait wait andy's a
twitch admin no no no he has
he he just told them that is a [Β __Β ]
ban and they looked into it within 10
hours
within 10 minutes can be like yo zerka
got banned for a [Β __Β ] reason
everyone comes to save me that's what
i'm saying misgive i know i'm not on
good terms with andy i love these two i
love these bro you know how much money
i'd have wasted on that vacation when i
was a smaller streamer if i didn't get
unbanned that would have been horrific
because i was trying to stream there
that is [Β __Β ] scary
how how big were you as a streamer when
that happened
we did 6 000 views with knut so we were
doing pretty good
um
we were doing we were doing anime cons
uh
let me tell you something dude in this
game
if you don't have friends
the whole world will forget about you
and you might be banned for four months
and you just dude four people think
three months are just like oh that's
just three minutes
what what
has what would three months to a
streamer be that's almost like three
years
five years yeah dude didn't anyone did
anyone dude i got back i was back
suspended for 30 days and it felt like a
[Β __Β ] year but same
[Β __Β ] same
you know what's weird
don't you guys think that them
you know bands that are not supposed to
be this harsh
doesn't that kind of [Β __Β ] with streamers
mental health
it does it [Β __Β ] newt it [Β __Β ] with their
livelihood their mental health does
youtube band that hard i don't think
youtube even does that heart of bands do
they they don't they don't they don't
even
youtube will do [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] like algorithm
and d monetization for your videos but
if as far as streaming is concerned they
you know you gotta you gotta you gotta
really like [Β __Β ] up to get banned on
youtube for bro my man og rob got banned
for two years i don't know if he checked
into his case or just forgot about it
two years no they don't give a [Β __Β ]
honestly
but i was also bad to be
not actually not to be fair because they
could suck my dick i got banned like
eight times maybe when did you get
uh
why did they reverse i got banned in
around this time in 2019 and then i just
got unbanned a couple months back
why did you get on bend
i don't know i just got i was chilling
right here on this couch and i got a
random emo pop on my phone from twitch
sometimes they don't say it right
they didn't say anything
yeah they said the reason was sexually
suggestive content which
okay yeah maybe because back then i was
that's when i was calling my tender
matches and you know wilding out with
them dude let me tell you what my life
is like dude i let go of all my friends
everything i said i will be the biggest
name in media i'll be bigger than joe
rogan one day so i let go of my whole
life this stream i don't have friends i
have a chat i have nothing
yes baby i had so much [Β __Β ] trauma on
my last band because it said for
sexually explicit because it was like a
tinder photo but think about this three
months i was watching girls shove
microphones up their [Β __Β ] instead of
swimming pull streams
swimming pool streams yo they was
popping their [Β __Β ] in the camera
while licking the [Β __Β ] man seductively
i'm like fam yeah i know y'all [Β __Β ]
did not ban me for two years and then i
come back and everybody's well i'm like
yes and that's that's the [Β __Β ] that blew
me through i didn't really care while i
was waiting for you
no i got i got an email saying we
apologize it was a mistake ben i'm like
yeah did anyone help you out like did
you know anyone that could i was
emailing back and forth with twitch and
they're like this is what you got to do
this and they're giving me something
like streamers and like people like that
well streamers like they don't want to
save you when they know twitch responded
to you right so when they found out
twitch responded and we have a back and
forth with the emails that's when
they're like oh you're doing it yourself
which i guess it was kind of bad but in
my head i was like
i almost felt like i deserved the ban
for three months but watching that [Β __Β ]
the blow up swimming pools and hot tubs
and making millions millions of dollars
off people who have you know social
social problems and you know like
they're really taking advantage of a lot
of boys let's be honest right and uh and
and i was shook watching it and i
couldn't watch it you know like as
attractive as it is why would i think
about it i almost forgot you were
[Β __Β ] banned for like
was it three months or four months
yeah when dude i once leaked how much
money i once leaked how much money i
lost in momentum
and i wish i never leaked that like
now that i think about that's a lot of
people's like annuals you know that's a
lot of money
i could have been in a giant studio by
now doing my [Β __Β ] podcast
that's [Β __Β ] good dude i yeah i
remember
yeah and you know what's crazy i was
doing like 12 16 or 13 hour streams
and so when i got the band and i see
girls stream for like an hour and
they're just [Β __Β ] crushing it i was
like oh my god but then it stopped being
sad it started being funny i'm like you
know my life's kind of a comedy did you
did you think you were never gonna get
unbanned at one point like no i i knew
in my heart every partner streamer has
history of dropping the n word a
thousand times on their stream there's
no way these [Β __Β ] are here and
me who got doxxed they leaked my whole
facebook account couldn't find any dirt
on me me mr squeaky clean get the [Β __Β ]
out of here dude i'm coming back i knew
i was coming back
they don't care dude the thing that
would scare me is the idea that like
they don't even care about you like it
doesn't like it doesn't matter if you're
innocent or whatever like they just
forget about you
yeah like if i didn't have like twitch
death to watch them on streams back then
i wouldn't like came back the first
couple times i got bang because some of
them [Β __Β ] was a [Β __Β ] and that's when
they sent you the email talking about oh
this is a mistake on our part blah blah
this is so crazy me who don't drink
don't smoke don't do anything this is my
first vape in like eight months because
someone sent it in the p.o box i was
like you know what
i'm banned i got nothing clubs are
closed as kovid i got no work i'm not
doing private security for [Β __Β ] drug
dealers anymore i'm not doing [Β __Β ] right
i'm not going back to nothing so i'm
like you know what
i'm gonna drink and i drank for 40 days
in a row with one girl that's not good
yeah yeah with one girl and she just
watched me get pissed drunk like she's
she's like
but dude that's really nice that
in your low point you had a girl oh the
best person i've ever met in my life
that girl's so usually in my low point
that's when all the girls
you know scattered
away no she was cool she used to lie to
me right to my face about you'll be
unbanned
i was like
that's really nice i swear to god
there's good people up here dude
yeah that's a good girl yeah americans
are not like this bro we canadians are
based as [Β __Β ]
i don't know about that
you're [Β __Β ] you're in detroit bro it
is a real place you're in michigan right
yeah
so what do you do i always imagine it's
blue like the skies are blue and gray it
is it's a very blue place michigan is
blue as hell that's depressing as [Β __Β ]
no it's not it's beautiful i would pick
my [Β __Β ] i swear if i could live anywhere
in the us it would be a la as
superficial as people are
i like the palm trees and [Β __Β ] dude we
got the great lakes this is a great lake
state
nothing beats you didn't
how long were you there you were there
for like so long
where uh i'm still technically all my
stuff is there i need to go get it
are you coming back to utah so
you moved back to utah from l.a
yeah i went to l.a for a bit
because i was a i'm a full streamer
so that's not true you did yoga
that's what popped you off
oh no not yoga you did
what did you do that was hard to have
been poor
before that you were killing it what the
[Β __Β ]
i know i [Β __Β ] up i should have done it
because now my views they were like
always like a thousand plus just me
standing and now no jill's best streams
is like she'll put the camera up here
she'll go lay down on the floor and just
be drunk talking to chat and i remember
we tuned into that and it was one of the
funniest [Β __Β ] streams you were like
in the new apartment pissed drunk
can you be drunk on twitch oh yeah yeah
dude one guy once messaged me he's like
bro you keep talking about how mischief
looks like a kid who eats crayons what
if they ban you for that i'm like then
then i deserve it
if i eat a band for something like that
then guess what i deserved it
okay but that's [Β __Β ] hilarious i know
i'm [Β __Β ] funny as [Β __Β ] yo how's you
got me [Β __Β ] up now i realized a lot of
girls don't laugh my jokes until i'm
cackling like an idiot
what does that guy do with me you said
you're like i don't think girls find you
funny they find your laugh funny yeah i
was like damn
damn
that's a hundred percent the facts
yeah you know what's weird yo og rob
this is what's so weird about me all my
buddies used to be shocked at the club
they're like how does zerka pick when he
can't pull a sentence out without
giggling like when i talk to when i used
to talk to girls i was picking up so
many chicks at the club i was not even
allowed to play the game of they used to
like compete who can get the most
numbers and i'd be like circle's not
playing you know because this guy's a
full-timer right these guys were
part-time [Β __Β ] security and [Β __Β ] they
weren't that good and dude
i used to giggle picking a girl up i'd
be like
so
where did you go to college right
it looked [Β __Β ] crazy and i was
killing it killing it isn't that weird
but now it's kind of like you're like on
that
shut the [Β __Β ] like a little crackhead
exposed i've never done meth look at my
eyes look at my eyes joe i've never done
math ask me every other drug i've tried
no meth no psychedelics
no crack where would i get crack bro
bro i'll tell you something that's
[Β __Β ] crack
i swear i'm [Β __Β ] cracked i could be a
genius
like i know how to get anything dude you
know
for one year straight i couldn't buy
cigarettes without stealing a lighter
and i always i was so good at
manipulating them i'm like nah nah i
want damore not belmonts right and they
they turn around to get the other box of
cigarettes and four lighters in my
pocket i had a bowl of a thousand
lighters just to prove i'm a good
[Β __Β ] thief because i used to think
that's my class but now i'm not a thief
i'm a dragonite you know i believe in
honor i'm way different now
okay
they probably don't give a [Β __Β ] that you
took those lighters man
my brother
my brother said the weirdest thing he's
like you should be ashamed of yourself
when you do your little stealing as an
adult
you know that even if they see you
through a reflection that you're
stealing you're huge as [Β __Β ] six five
they're not gonna say [Β __Β ] like who
would do that for a lighter and that's
when i felt ashamed i'm like okay i'm
gonna stop
right it was cute when i was 18. go to
the gas station and have a bag and just
empty all the lighters you stole on the
counter and then walk out yeah
yeah
the next question on the podcast is what
makes the perfect man we're starting
with jillian
yes
do that again do that
like they need to have a career
that's
not gonna you know like forever will be
a career not like you're gonna get laid
off at 50 years old right and
um
preferably i like them tan
uh
their mom can't be a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
and
uh
specific
they can't
like
they can't be a mama's boy they can't
still be sucking on the titty and
um
they can't be prettier than me
um
they must be okay with like semi
craziness but also christian like period
christian period wow
let he who is without sin
cast the first stone yeah snort the
first line how's what is your what is
your favorite line
my perfect woman woman
she got a fat ass you know what i'm
saying i don't give a [Β __Β ] about nothing
else straight up caveman wow
yeah okay let's see
so just straight up fat ass
and that's like
all you really need for her so yeah she
could be like the most cringe [Β __Β ] in
the world i mean
i'm not picky right now so
any girl got a fat ass hit me up yes
i'll never speak to you again you know
what i mean you know what's crazy when i
was young i used to be like oh this
personality is great this person
i realized something that's so offensive
to say and i'm sorry dude i'm sorry that
i'm so [Β __Β ] honest on the internet
this is going to make me i get the hate
threads but beauty is number one
yeah it is it is it really is you know
no man will ever say that i don't think
even train would say that these purple
pill people will never say that this is
the unpartnered stream so wait is that
is that controversial what are you doing
oh that is the worst thing that's why i
say it in an uncouth way because if i
say it right away there's gonna be hate
threads so if i say joe
every every woman that i've ever
actually really
liked i
it was because i looked at them for the
first time and i just
that's what did it i was like oh
okay no because let me tell you
something i used to think personality is
super important and then i realized you
know my influence is so strong they
eventually become like me listen to my
music watch my movies et cetera they
become literally clones of me so why the
[Β __Β ] am i choosing a good personality if
they like the way i've been
yeah if you're if you're if you're a
hella influential like did half a
million views overnight type energy they
will turn into you
they will like they they just want to
dude the for me so this is how it's
always been for me if she's thick but
she's ugly in her face
i'm still going after like a dog you
know what i'm saying what do you mean by
that
your kids are gonna be [Β __Β ] hideous
bro i'm trying to hit it that's what i'm
saying
but but no i'm not gonna happen
but
but if i look at her face and she looks
like the most beautiful her face is
actually beautiful
and she's also got the body you know i'm
saying it's necessary
um that's my i'm in love with her that's
my wife no no what about
medium this regular cute ass not your
[Β __Β ] beyonce or kim kardashian level
but
butt and cute face versus perfect ass
and average face
for what for you since you're such a
caveman what to get married or to marry
mary
then i'm gonna marry the woman with the
better face but i'm gonna cheat on her
run the caps bro run the caps on this
guy bro run the caps right now i will
marry the woman with the face but i will
cheat on her
with the average face
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i hate cheaters
but i call them i call them carters like
they got caught yeah if you get caught
you're a cheater
that's exactly it then you know yeah
like think about how can i respect
someone who doesn't have a shadow clone
jutsu or or a substitution jutsu like if
you can't be within the shadows when you
cheat you're a scum person and you're
damaging her mental
yeah
yeah i just wish
i wish there was that perfect woman who
would just accept the fact
that
i need that side piece i'll tell you
something i'll tell you the perfect
woman jill fused with that cat
bruh
you weird as hell man you're weird as
though
i'm kidding hey uh lenny these [Β __Β ]
lindy's [Β __Β ] shot pudding cats bro
i'm making a joke
me and ally have the same cat
oh yeah i just noticed that that's so
cute you should get the the cat costume
bruh
zerka you [Β __Β ]
you've had so many girls that you trying
to because you're trying to explore with
another species now no no if you've ever
hooked up on halloween you understand
what i mean
halloween
halloween dude i remember
the first time i busted inside someone
intentionally was halloween
i remember the full moon and it was the
craziest experience of my life
and not that it was the best excellent
stuff but the costume
was like symbolic
simplehead and it just [Β __Β ]
mesmerized me it was in a car too and i
just remember saying i always pull
i ain't pulling there's no way i'm
pulling there's no way no way bruh so
let me get this straight
this proves i'm proving to your chat
even if you have it all
it's still not enough you're still gonna
seek these weird fantasies
beyond this reality no no no let me tell
you something the happiest people
is a wife and husband
that's facts
that's facts right right you one day
has one day you have to who understands
your husband needs a side piece
no no dude you have to look her in the
eyes and be like you know this is the
only one let's not get greedy okay
because
let me tell you something dude has
you're gonna cheat you're gonna lose a
good one and you're gonna spend your
whole life 40 years old at a club
talking to guys like
that's what happens these guys come cry
on my shoulders
i'm telling you dude
no if you get a good if you get a
if you get a good one get fat get lazy
don't move too much when you're moving
too much that's a cheater like
this
first of all it's
but here's the thing i don't believe
there's no good ones out there
that's black pill
yeah
that's [Β __Β ] i don't believe in all
the votes
take my ex jill for a date and you will
meet a great one
what go on an e date with jill one time
and tell me that's not the greatest
person you've ever met i'm sorry the
tarantula is a deal breaker
bro
fine beta [Β __Β ]
i'll tell you something dude
it is weird when the spider's watching
us because it's like that's like my girl
has to hate bugs even more than me you
know it's not a bug
spiders are not bugs whatever it's a
[Β __Β ] nasty [Β __Β ] little creepy
crawly how's what are spiders
they're iraqis wait is that one of those
little poisonous joints
because that'll be lit if you have one
of them i don't wait what's what's
jill's ethnicity she's puerto rican
oh
yeah i knew she wasn't middle eastern
jill please can i say our secret please
please please
jill's mom
oh
yo
that is the most i swear to god the most
stunning person i've ever seen in my
life yo jill what's your what's your
mom's
what is she on facebook or something bro
let me tell you something dude that we
see what she look like her biological
mom and her biological dad is [Β __Β ]
stud but um wait joe no [Β __Β ] i just
want to see what you look like for
research purposes it's me show the young
photo too it's maddening dude it's like
i what pictures
person i've ever seen in my life and her
dad is [Β __Β ] mint like her biological
and you know it's funny her step parents
are just adorable like santa claus mrs
claus so it's like she got the best of
all worlds
okay
yeah
no
i know she enjoyed the way she's smaller
right now
there's a picture of when there you go
yeah bro i got so many photos okay i got
so many photos he looks like miss kiff
wait show the guy again
he looks like miss kiff yeah is he in
chat i swear to god i saw miss gif
no he's really handsome
[Β __Β ]
i was a bit of a meth head but it's fine
right wait that was so mean
no yo you want to hear something crazy
no that was so mean i don't want to leak
her stuff
jill has the most deep
interesting lore yo she makes all
reality tv stars look boring her family
lore is so insane it should be a movie
it's like
it's crazy and there's like a mormon
element to it so it's yeah
what i do
so you're telling me they got puerto
rican mormons in utah
stop playing with me
that is nice
she used to be now she's just a
christian
how did puerto rican mormon i never
heard of that okay that makes a lot more
she's she's adopted
oh
and her parents are so adorable dude
like the most adorable
her
step dad and mom is you ever
bro her step parents are strangers you
see at like
in public that you want to hug you know
what i mean you ever see strangers you
want to hide mormon women i've got three
sets of parents for
yeah
is it is a mormon woman fine i don't
know i think i heard that before are you
saying three sets because of joseph
smith
are they i mean if they allowed at the
house we could see i i don't know
no they're normal and they're
can i leak something so funny you told
me
this is the funniest thing she's ever
dude i literally stopped i couldn't
breathe laughing when i didn't even tell
her it was that funny because i felt
mean
dude
she's like to her
to her poor mormon stepmom you know her
well that's like her real mama
yeah her mom yeah yeah like the greatest
parents they raised such a great person
you know she said
um i was thinking of
having kind of like an app where i have
feet pictures yo and her mom freaked the
[Β __Β ] out on her the funniest [Β __Β ] i've
ever heard in my life like she asked her
mom yo can i sell some [Β __Β ] toenails
that is so wild
she said that to a mormon bro to a
mormon family i was like what the [Β __Β ]
like hey but who wins in the fight
mormons are the amish
amish amish would win no no they're
hardcore they don't even use technology
they're just [Β __Β ] no internet knows
mormons are basically just christians
with like a twist
joseph smith
yes
that i can't
agree
they ride around with carriages with
horses and [Β __Β ] like that yeah dude
my the catholic side of my family said
jill is the devil because she's a mormon
i'm like what the [Β __Β ]
what the [Β __Β ]
no
they don't like catholics do not like
mormons apparently
they got beef i googled mormons their
minimum they make is 200 000 a year
each one of them like they're [Β __Β ]
successful as [Β __Β ] dude
that's crazy [Β __Β ] it well i got a stream
i'm becoming mormon yeah i didn't know
that they might think anymore they got
what they do
a lot of money
wait so like
if i go to utah and i find a mormon wife
how hard would that be
not hard but you have to be christian
you have to be mormon and you have to
have yourself
only.com and
my religion allows me to lie about it i
think
right like under the threat of death
but here's what i could say like under
the threat of death you're allowed to
lie about your religion but i could just
do the loophole and i could say
um i'll have a heart attack because my
heart will break and i'll die if i'm not
if i can't be with this woman so i'll
i really wanted to drink
i really i really wanted to take jill
and but you're like sinning i really
wanted
i wanted to take jail this is when she
got mad at me i said please when i'm in
l.a let's go have a few sessions with
the church of scientology and she got so
pissed dude and i'm like yo we can just
see what's up with
but you're wait zerka but are you
christian or you're not christian no
most my family is muslim and there's a
catholic side too but i'm very not
religious like dude i swear to god i am
the son of god
most of my life i've been an atheist
right now most of my life most of my
adult life i've been an atheist and even
i'm too scared to say [Β __Β ] like i'm
literally dude sometimes sometimes i
think god is jealous of me dude i'm
telling you
dude
all right yo can i be serious
does anyone actually believe
i would new years i went in the shower
with a black eye and i prayed for the
first time my life like this with my
hands together i don't know how to pray
i'm just some [Β __Β ] bouncer weirdo
right probably coming down from some
drug and i said i just want to be a
youtuber i prayed
bro week later viral half a million
views overnight and my dad my parents
traveled a lot in europe they were in
europe when they faced i mean like how
are you and i looked at him and that's
the first time my dad saw me as an adult
cry and i cried like a [Β __Β ] when i was
banned i didn't care that i was banned i
just needed devour i just needed a way
out of the rat race
everyone on twitch thinks this story is
fake you know my family is like that's
not really your style they kind of don't
believe me my brothers obviously do
because they're like we know who you are
but ever since then i was like dude i
don't care if i'm writing a coincidence
being an atheist is the cringiest
position on earth dude you got to live
with hope you got to live with faith and
if you don't have faith what the [Β __Β ] do
you have you're gonna turn into [Β __Β ]
worm food let me tell you something
cause and effect the effect of the
universe needs a cause that's the prime
mover there is one god this universe
intelligent design with no designer get
the [Β __Β ] out of here there's obviously a
designer we see it in nature we if you
don't feel the presence of god when you
look at the reflection
of yourself in your mother's eyes you're
satanic and you're going to [Β __Β ]
you're going to have a horrible life let
me tell you something dude i'm the
closest person to god look at this sub
count for making jokes you know my life
i get emails where people are yo you
changed my life you i'm not like these
[Β __Β ] streamers that just chill i
change lives i kiss babies i change
everyone around me and i swear to god
i'm going i'm going to the top and no
one can stop me and if god came to try
and stop me i might go through him just
to make a point
damn
i'm telling you i am the chosen one
how can you believe in god and say that
[Β __Β ] because i know what he wants me to
be he wants to be my nature he wants me
to be a werewolf he doesn't want me to
be an npc loser scum he wants me to be
my full confident self and guess what i
don't know if i could beat god in a
fight but i'm i guarantee you he's
nervous
okay
anyways for sure
yeah um wait so you said
i'm i'm sorry i just gotta rewind a
little bit you said on new year's
you got into this shower with a black
guy
and you found your knees and prayed is
that what you told me not on my knees
i was standing and i said
i i said
my prayer always sounds the same it's uh
family over fame but i want to wait
about the part where you're in the
shower with another dude
what was that about you know what's
funny i added jokes to soften that to
not make it
to make it a less sad podcast i didn't
want to make it sad
but out of all the jokes i said the
prayer is real and i've never gone back
you know and you know i've realized that
when i don't have faith in uh something
spiritual something metaphysical
i'm doing very bad in life if you look
at any of my heroes usain bolt or anyone
they always have faith you know all
god-tier level humans have faith
right
you know what i mean
all right i respect it
i respect it and let me tell you
something a lot of people think god will
be angry
if if you're cocky if you're if it's
your nature that's how he designed your
dna why the [Β __Β ] are you being shy
the word okay so my spider was like
eating oh i think she's done
let me tell you something do you guys
want to know what sin is
did you know you inherit all
all of your parents and grandparents and
ancestors sins
problems through dna
mm-hmm
i don't know about that
it's almost like a karma wheel where if
your ancestors are [Β __Β ] up you get a
lot of bad too i mean a lot of what your
parents struggle with you will struggle
with and i used to think my parents are
so
humble shy would never break the law how
am i anything like them but i see it now
the obsessiveness the
afraid from my security so i overwork
myself into dust and [Β __Β ] like that i'm
afraid of the future and stuff like that
i'm a coward of the future you know and
i'm always in the past always clouded
thinking of stupid [Β __Β ] i realized oh
that's how my parents live they're you
know thinking about their past crying
about it but always worried about the
future and
i realized like a lot of your problems
are genetically transferred to you
i mean
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yep that's why we're all just yeah i get
what you're saying i get what you're
saying
yeah um
see when i'm making jokes you guys
laughing me when i get serious it gets
too serious like what do you want guys
what do you want like
these guys are so weird bro they're like
okay get serious for a sec don't fight
god get serious and now you guys are
[Β __Β ] look at this [Β __Β ] bro this cast
is a bunch of [Β __Β ] are you guys
cavemen
first of all
why are you wearing your hat that way
bro i didn't mention that once but
my hat always has to face god
yo shut the [Β __Β ] up you faking
me boy
take that [Β __Β ] off i
want in that way what i said was what i
said
let me tell you something let me tell
you something
there's a reason why top streamers are
afraid to mention my name in a roast off
because they know
god's light shines on to me
i once dude i want save the hooker from
these [Β __Β ] giant hells angels that
got robbed by her and they were trying
to [Β __Β ] take her out of cinema
nightclub for donnelly group don't sue
me i'm just saying where i was i did the
incident report
basically
i could not stop these guys from coming
to the bar because it's just me and
nikolai working i looked at one of them
i saw his [Β __Β ] cross
and they're calling her a hooker and
swearing at her and stuff like that and
i looked at the big bearded guy and i
said hey what did she do
he's like she stole my [Β __Β ] she stole my
[Β __Β ] we know it's back there we know
it's at the back of the bar
i said hey
maybe she did maybe she didn't
but let he who is without sin cast the
first stone
and the hooker was confused
the guys started laughing so hard the
whole situation was neutralized my
manager came out everyone talked it out
it was great and i remember thinking
like i'm a very high iq like i'm really
good at the negotiation why am i
fighting people if i'm good at the
negotiations part
change my ways a little bit wait let
hugh who is without sin cast the first
stone yeah as in she stole that was her
sin
and she was a hooker so or an [Β __Β ]
and she cast the first stone no no i'm
talking to the guy no the quote right
i'm talking to the man
wouldn't it be let he who is without sin
not cast the first stone
no
point of it is all right basically if
you see somebody that's doing something
and you're saying you're calling them
out for it and you're being all heavy on
them right
if you have no sin the point of it is if
you have no sin say something about it
like you do you think you're better than
this person that you are all high mighty
that you can talk down on them for doing
something yeah
so since you do have sin you shouldn't
you also shouldn't say anything about it
you know what i'm saying that's the
whole like principle of the sin was that
she stole the bag
cast means to throw
like in this concept
the problem right as in tell me you
[Β __Β ] hell's angels have never stolen
something is what i said to the guy
that's what was so funny to them they're
like oh we're
criminals somebody else were doing
something yeah you are also [Β __Β ] up
and it was like a petty steal it wasn't
like that big a deal but they thought it
was so funny because they have all these
christian tattoos but they're not like
they're [Β __Β ] hells angels and [Β __Β ]
and these guys became some of my best
friends eventually but they're like how
do you think of that [Β __Β ] on the spot i
was so nerdy i would spend all my time
in the club maybe hook up once a while
and then i'd go home and watch ali dawa
and speaker's corner people talk about
god for four hours
as i chain smoked uh a lot of weed and
did drugs alone and i was like i was
very into the spiritual stuff now i
realize you know
i like living with faith you know
yesterday it was a rough day for me you
know streaming got rough i'm fatigued
homie dropped sales came and dropped 400
subscriptions
400
and i said what the [Β __Β ]
out of nowhere and he said he made 400k
off his uh bitcoin right his ethereum or
whatever and he's like here you go
and i said say less say more we need
more and he just kept dropping and
dropping dropping and i couldn't believe
it
stuff like this happened we had some guy
drop 25 000 as a donation last year a
year and a half ago the
stuff that happens that makes me realize
i'm blessed you know and and
if you got a 25k donut yeah and stripped
me of everything i own i still feel
blessed because my parents are [Β __Β ]
gold bro like i i look at my dad and i
i'm like you couldn't have raised a more
confident person you know and i told my
dad that [Β __Β ] just happened what did you
do how did you react when you got that
donor
i didn't react i said keep going like i
need more
hey
i don't know how it reacted no bro he
dropped 50 and i'm like 50 not 400 and i
kept pushing his credit card to the
limit
that's what i do with my uh submissions
all the time i love that [Β __Β ] yeah god
wanted me to have 400 subscriptions so
and which is crazy because i didn't say
it on stream but you could see in my
face that i dropped a thousand subs so i
felt so bad and he came and cranked it
up 400 i mean that was amazing dude that
was that was amazing that was people ask
me like how do you not hook up how do
you not date how do you because i'm too
busy [Β __Β ] crushing it yeah i mean
okay
it's hard for me to be an atheist now
you know i love my life
and my life is what this f this curtain
and this [Β __Β ] camera
it's not that you know but it to me it's
amazing what was the last time you went
outside john
i'm just asking probably over a year
probably over a year probably when i did
irl i think
the last time you went outside yeah well
last time i went outside i did irl or
some [Β __Β ] no dude that was like a month
ago what did i do
you you went out you were outside doing
iro yeah
he means not stream like at the club and
just chilling oh you're just outside oh
yeah i don't do that i don't i when i
make jokes at the club and everyone's
laughing and they're getting me drinks i
go what the [Β __Β ] nobody subscribed to my
channel why am i here
you know what the most stupid thing is
streaming at a club
do people do that
i've never seen that i did it i did it
maybe like aj loves but i've never seen
nobody i did it on saturday hey inside
fam that is that's some crazy [Β __Β ] right
there
yeah
i'd be like scared
no no
no
it is a little cringy but
if you go to a
nice like champagne lounge it's not
ratchet
it would be great
it's just those girls at the club no
offense to them like they're great
people offline bro online they're kind
of like really insecure
like my chat will be like kick w look at
her shoulders and she'd be like what's
wrong with my shoulders and what does
kick w mean i'm like what the [Β __Β ] like
you need to chill the [Β __Β ] out like
the guy typing
yeah the guy typing it ain't [Β __Β ]
brad pitt like relax yeah i was i would
say the only thing worse than like
streaming at the club is watching
somebody else at the club like stream
and they comment
that's just so uh crazy
like you you're in a in a basement
somewhere just watching somebody else
believe they like that [Β __Β ] is so creepy
to me yeah i swear to god
people love that [Β __Β ] yeah i mean that's
like the whole thing here but i just
don't get it personally right the next
topic is
you have it
is it okay to ever hook up with a homie
not the best homie but just a homies ex
oh homies yeah [Β __Β ] the homie
no it's it's i
i want to take it a little farther is it
okay to hook up with the homies girl
because i'm thinking that's your girl
too
i mean if you put it like that um
nah i haven't done it personally but
i almost
but like this is like family type [Β __Β ]
so that was probably like
his ex that would like they broke up
maybe months back someone said no
someone said based question mark
next question he's like are we good here
yeah your chatters are so cute infrared
your chatters are so cute bro let's that
guy should get vip bro that guy's so hey
is he my chatter he has to be
he's not my sub
that's your guy no i don't know that guy
i clicked on him
but you said that it went all quiet and
he's like
[Laughter]
all right oh gee break it down when is
it okay to uh shoot up the club uh like
like busting signs you're homies girl
aren't you
uh
let me see
let me see all right so
if y'all listen if y'all hooping and you
know you know you're about to make this
shot right it's the end of the game you
know y'all at the y and [Β __Β ] and he'll
pass it to you and then you shoot and he
break and you'll lose because of it all
right you can [Β __Β ] his girl all right um
another situation if y'all are at the
crib right y'all live together some [Β __Β ]
like that you get to the elevator he
gets the elevator but he gets in and he
doesn't hold the door for you and he
just you know goes up and you have to
rush in to get inside you can [Β __Β ] his
girl you know what i'm saying uh
let me see situation number three
uh y'all get in the whip right
and y'all going on a little trip maybe
like two three hours away and he'll
offer no gas money oh you could [Β __Β ] his
[Β __Β ] all right those are it's really
that simple
yeah those are the three
yeah
that's cool other than that that's
[Β __Β ] up you point at him petrol or
[Β __Β ]
yeah
here's the here's the deal sometimes my
homies will come up to me at the club
and be like yo i've been talking that
chick i've been talking i'm gonna try
and grab her and yo deserve to back off
and i'll be like this yes go do your go
do you and i would sit back like yoda
and be like the only one who can crack
that matrix is me i just
let him i i know he's going to get
rejected and i let him go lose it i let
him go lose it for the whole team you
know what i mean
and i hate that feeling
if you think about it it's well that he
wouldn't let you be to be honest like i
think that's so [Β __Β ] up like we
supposed to be family you can't just
share with me like come on we learned
how to share and what kindergarten maybe
for example let's say we didn't know
each other we're at the club and og
spots jill
i would straight up say you know jill's
cute and all but only rob is gonna crack
this because
uh my frequency is too high tonight i've
been doing rails and you're low you're
cool you know i think you in a video
game i'm not doing drugs but i'm saying
you can crack this i can right but if
jill is on her stream drinking a lot of
wine and having fun and more my
frequency then i'll be like rob
i'm going you know that's how i usually
code it or if a girl is very educated
i'll be like has needs to go do his
london speech
dude do i never ever ever ever ever ever
talk about anything that requires
brain power with someone i'm trying to
[Β __Β ] come on bro never never bro i do
this thing and she says she's a trump
supporter i say go biden if she says she
hates trump i go maga right and it
immediately angers them politically and
now i've got something to work with and
i've stimulated them and i gotta win
them over right it's better than just
hey how was your day
dude here's a question are there dudes
out here actually talking
to women about the things they
themselves find interesting
no yes because they actually have like a
personality in there that is so cringe i
will never ever share jill when's the la
jill be honest when's the last time a
guy talk jill when's the last time a guy
talked to you the first time they met
you and they were interested with what
they're saying or did they just want to
smash
a bunch of times
oh you're living in cap world
i'm not
oh
yeah
guys talk a lot about a lot of [Β __Β ]
but he's all right those are the cringe
guys
sometimes depending on what you do
let me ask you a question when a guy
is like trying to act super smart to you
and they think they're super interested
yeah like i have this thought like do
you actually think that he's actually
like a genius
no
bro jill you're talking
about like trying to be intelligent in
front of a chick or like actually just
telling them about [Β __Β ] you like listen
but there's a lot of like i'm trying to
sound smart like
they get really like
into this conversation that i don't care
about really but like i'll engage with
them but let's say jill let's say jill
talked about her tarantula she said i
have a tarantula and guys will spend one
hour talking to her about her tarantula
and we all know they don't care about
the topic they just want to smash and
jill and a lot of girls modern day girls
now they think the guy is interested in
the spider jill actually believes it
right she's she gets brainwashed by
these people and i'm like when guys are
direct i respect it i'm like i'm not
even interrupting bro but that indirect
blue pill cringey [Β __Β ] i hate that [Β __Β ]
yeah
you know yeah like if i saw jill at a
club for the first time and went up
there hey oh you're a streamer you have
a tarantula that's just weird i would go
up there the first time i see her and
i'd be like are you puerto rican because
you're
porta freaking making me crazy oh damn
this guy's all game oh my god i wish you
never said that
did people say that did i make that up
so you you when you're at the club you
go up to them
oh what 100 i
just to get a handshake get to know them
and i ditched them for four hours let
them go through the scum and filth see
how ugly every acne filled dude's faces
then i glow like i'm [Β __Β ] mother mary
right and we
listen when they see me as mother mary
they're like holy [Β __Β ] mother may i you
know they want to hop on that's the best
way every girl i've ever met at the club
came up to me
that's pretty good that you're good
quality person not the question
you don't look that friendly like you'd
have my issue i'm not i'm not friendly i
don't look friendly either and i don't
dress friendly either dude my homies my
homies she would always say this to me
she's like zuka you better smile because
you're a [Β __Β ] psychopath when you
don't
listen if you when i'm at the club and
i'm just even when i'm going when i went
alone i don't bring no friends
girls will just randomly start dancing
on you they will just randomly start oh
you're awesome your attention
all right mr
has a girl ever from the vip section
yanked your arm like to pull you close
and she's trying to take you to the
dance floor and i'm like you think i'm
going to dance you think i'm in grade
[Β __Β ] 10. get the [Β __Β ] out of there
oh yeah get out of here we [Β __Β ]
drinking and we looking mean we're like
this
you know what i mean [Β __Β ] dance with
that do i look like chris brown chris
brown's cringe bro
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really you guys like him i don't know
thank you taste thank you
for caring
look i like i like trey songz if i'm
gonna pick one
yeah so
dude my friend got peed
uh he peed on her
wait your your friend peed on
oh trey
is
i've heard some crazy [Β __Β ] about him
that's not
something so
jill you heard about stuff
jill have you heard there's stuff about
him that we can't really say here but
wow he's got a bad rep
why did why did she let him do that
because she's based
oh money
clouds trey songz i she didn't know that
like he was gonna do that but he did
well my friend told me this is just
allegations it's not real i don't know
don't sue me bro but check this out
check this out
she said that he'll get like three
chicks from the club and lock them in a
hotel room and be like you can't leave
for the whole weekend and he'll go out
party and come back and smash and leave
and if they try and leave he gets like
angry like people say this yeah they
take them
that's what uh them little chicks what's
her name selena powell when a friend
oh the other one yeah elijah the one
that was sucking off the sunscreen
all at once look i'm not gonna lie as
degenerate as peeing on someone is
it's not that bad hey don't knock it to
you i've never done it i've never done
i'm just is that bad it is that bad no
let's say you guys all done you're all
in the touch that's all i'm saying you
just talked about how
the worst thing in your life was being
in a [Β __Β ] urinal
and now you're saying being peed on
ain't bad okay it has
let's say you and i are in the tub or do
you want someone else in this example no
yeah i want someone else okay all right
i'm watching you and some chick in the
tub right yeah and you guys are just
bathing each other you guys look like
you guys look like you're adam and eve
and as you guys are doing that
you i've never done this i'm just saying
you did it you pee on her leg and then
wash it off
it's bad but
how bad is it
that's horrible i'm not saying which way
i lean i'm i'm really
bipartisan here
no i'm not saying i've done it i'm just
saying there's worse things
of course there's worse things but that
don't mean it's normal that don't mean
that's something you should be doing
yeah i mean it's it ain't it ain't that
bad if you really i mean if you get paid
for it it's cool
yeah
some guy said
this guy just says jones are gonna get
me on i have opposite takes sir you're
not even a subscriber i don't know who
you are you're a [Β __Β ] stranger but
who the [Β __Β ] are you
get me on there there's been so many
haters in your chat tonight i don't even
know why i i kind of only allow haters
when i'm with a group when i'm alone
hell no
yeah
but i kind of like it like when these
haters like call me a dumbass
i agree i love that [Β __Β ] dude when
people call me a dumbass it's like i
agree bro what do you think i'm einstein
no i love when people talk [Β __Β ] in the
comments dude don't you love what
chatters like try to
um
they like they
try to make it seem like they actually
know everything about your life and they
just start randomly making up [Β __Β ]
i hate them they're accurate bro i hate
when they're accurate
right
you said they'd be right too that's
crazy
dude i just remember dude they're never
right in my case they're never right
dude
some guy years ago said zerka type of
got a bust in 20 seconds
[Β __Β ] bro i i thought it was someone in
my city that knows me i was like why i
look like that why would you say that
i don't know oh man
i get it i don't know
i'm at a weird point in my life where
i can bust in six seconds and ain't
nobody can be mad because they always
look at me like i'm the king
you know what i mean rob i mean you you
know what i mean you don't deal with any
you deal with subs don't you
uh yeah i deal with hyper subs has like
subs
should always feel like a king at home
right
yeah yeah
i agree
yeah but yeah the ones i deal with are
like
like bottom of the earth what is this
like like old earthbenders
shut the [Β __Β ] up
the ones i deal with are like
discussing you know what i'm saying
like they'll say like really
like one of them is so okay so
one
one is this one of my uh submissions
uh is
this guy that has a girl
and he wants
me to
own his family basically you know what
i'm saying damn
yeah oh you mean in that way
like on the like on the whole family and
he wants to raise his kid to serve
me as well you know what i'm saying whoa
that's not okay to bring kids into
anything
yeah yeah that's what i'm saying like
these like when you do when you deal
into this like that
version of the world all the men and
women that like
or submissive to me is like they're like
odd human beings and like and i've never
even met most of them you know what i'm
saying oh they're like online
yeah this it's all phenom [Β __Β ] you know
what i'm saying so they
this is like the whole
um like when women get rich guys that
are ceos to serve them and you know yeah
[Β __Β ] like that because they want to but
they don't actually do it that's just
what they say no it's all financial it's
financial domination right
everything is all currency based i spoke
about this last time right a little bit
how do you get into this stuff
uh first time i ever got into it is when
i
this is years back i was actually at a
grocery store it was super weird but i
was talking to this lady in the middle
of the grocery store and
skip forward a couple of like days
i ended up on she just for some reason
she brought up how she felt bad about
slavery right and she wanted to serve me
quote unquote i didn't know
too much about it at the time but days
later i ended up like walking all over
her back making videos of it and i
posted on twitter because i thought it
was funny and that's when it blew up and
then all these submissives in the fandom
world started reaching out to me they
reached out to you most of the time
so wow it's like yeah
it's like some really
it's like some really weird [Β __Β ] like
dominatrix type [Β __Β ] you know what i'm
saying and so you just met her at the
grocery store or you planned to meet
yeah stranger complete stranger [Β __Β ]
a stranger went up to you and some
complete stranger she a stranger went up
to you
some some like big white lady
would she
uh how would you rate her
like the six maybe
you said
no no what is she when you squint your
eyes
[Β __Β ] but
it's some weird [Β __Β ] it's not like
regular
um he said i don't remember that yeah
but yeah i posted a bunch of years ago
and that's when it went super well and
that's when they'll reach out to you
when they see [Β __Β ] like that because
they think you're one of them you know
i'm saying you're somebody that can
serve
so i've had some misses for the past
god knows how many years that have just
been
sending me money for whatever the case
may be um
i pissed on somebody
uh
like one or two times
and this was like years back i spoke
about this on the ride show i remember
this on like
like
years back
and like it was like
it's like a bunch of super weird demonic
type [Β __Β ] you know what i'm saying like
[Β __Β ] you you shouldn't really talk about
oh gee rob do you ever just like pimp
people out and [Β __Β ] like this dude do
you ever just want like wake up one day
and realize like
am i getting on going to heaven
you said what
you ever wake up and just be like [Β __Β ]
man will i ever have a chance to get
into heaven after the [Β __Β ] i've done and
seen hey listen whatever happens this
happens so if you if if they got created
and they ended up like that
hey
they got to be a place for everybody you
know what i'm saying it is what it is i
can't i can't
i'm not putting the blame on me because
you want to treat me like i'm some type
of god all right that's that's on you
that's between you and your guys you
know what i'm saying
but me i just i just take what's handed
to me you know
bruh so are your friends the same way
when you're telling this
like are do they have no one of them are
really yeah none of them are really like
that um
they think you're weird no i no i don't
i don't do weird [Β __Β ] my like i don't do
anything that i don't want to do that's
my whole life motto i will never do
anything i don't want to do
because i'll be getting bored and just
move away
but [Β __Β ] but
um most it's a lot of
it sounds weird when you put it into
words but a lot of it is like [Β __Β ] like
um
like pay pigs you know what the paper is
right
girls have pay picks all the [Β __Β ]
time look at the twist check you know
since it's just people that hand the
money because they want somebody to
basically take from them they like that
somebody is taken from
what they have and what they work for
you know
it's all it's all this
dark demonic type [Β __Β ] you know i'm
saying they wanna
they'll
they'll like make videos of them hurting
themselves
they'll
they'll pimp themselves out for you
uh
yeah
back when backpage was a thing that's
when i was going crazy that was maybe
like 2018 right before they uh
took that [Β __Β ] off the internet
yeah it was
those are some dark fun times i'm not
gonna lie to you
wow yeah
yeah bro are you scary man
how are you listening
you said what
that's wild as [Β __Β ]
yeah
so you know that's
that's my life i guess but other than
that i'll just be chilling and doing
other [Β __Β ] you know i just do whatever i
feel like doing ryerson thank you for
the 221 raid make sure i am your auto
host when i'm the number one streamer i
will repay you make me your auto host
i'm not joking this is not like for a
little [Β __Β ] memes make me your auto
host don't [Β __Β ] around thank you so much
um
jill
explain to chat
what they have to do
to sneak through your dms
and grasp your [Β __Β ] soul
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you would probably make a good um fandom
oh yeah
she could just be the dawn no [Β __Β ]
yeah no [Β __Β ]
if you if you ended the
see the only thing is
when you get to that side of the
internet
you have to be okay with the [Β __Β ] that
chicks complain about now right because
you'll get random dms all the time like
will you rate my dick or some [Β __Β ] like
this this is what girls get they'll get
like when you will you tell me my dick
small right and they'll send you a
picture but they'll pay you to just tell
them how small their data is you know
what i'm saying
it's it's not but like chicks like on
the safer side of the pc side they'd be
like oh this is harassment
but you can get a [Β __Β ] bag for it and
they just not really paying attention to
it so
you know that's why chicks getting
that's just super easy and if you're
comfortable with it
then that's a w i'm not gonna hold you
that's a w we i'm telling you you can
really get into this time of gracie
mental health crisis
yeah
you gotta you gotta talk to them though
like see that's that's the thing they
they're the one they missing a couple
screws i'm just taking advantage of it
you know
there's people there's a lot of you know
adults out there missing a lot of
[Β __Β ] screws
i know i get those i get messages that
are like
weird like that that are like
someone asked me the other day they sent
me a picture
or something they're like
i want you to be the key holder of my
chastity belt and then actually
and i was like i didn't reply
like yeah
how do i how are they finding me like i
don't
really yeah so yeah i don't get how they
find you if you don't like
i mean they'll if any if anybody like
dms you and calls you mistress you know
what time it is that's right
i get weird dms
yeah yeah it'll happen to guys too so
it's
you just gotta know what it is when you
see it a lot of people don't know what
this means when they get those type of
messages and they ignore it or like
screenshot it and post it like oh look
at this weird [Β __Β ] i'm getting but fam
you could have been getting to the
[Β __Β ] duffel bag like i swear to god
this [Β __Β ] is crazy
preferably and and then the whole time
you don't have to meet a single person
bro i'm telling you other than when i do
cash meets i've never met anybody else
on the weird [Β __Β ] you know what i'm
saying
yeah because it's like you're a slow
team
yeah it's it's all done over on online
and you know
sometimes you get to have fun with it i
feel like
um
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you said sometimes what or cap i feel
like especially like no yeah you gotta
you gotta deal with a bunch of time
wasters but other than that when you
really find a couple good ones
they'll be with you forever like i've
had subs that
have i've been around you know for the
past what three four years now and maybe
like tens of thousands of dollars worth
for each one like some of them come and
go some of them you know when they're
feeling weak quote-unquote they'll come
hit you up on
whatever
and just
try and give you some money for some
stupid [Β __Β ] and then disappear for the
next two months you know
it was like only fans but our only fans
except before only fans except you don't
actually have to do anything for it
who would have thought you would have
done that or you would be into that kind
of stuff
yes
yeah that's what it's it's it's a it's a
thing that a lot of um
you'll see a lot of black doms because
there's a lot of like
white folks that just
want to serve you as like a oh you're
you're better blah blah blah blah blah
you're such a black king baba et cetera
et cetera and then those are the ones
that are the best because
they really feel like that and it's so
[Β __Β ] weird it's like
like how can i not take advantage of
that my like come on reparations baby
yeah hold that
i'm done hold that every time
oh my god
what about you how dumb are you infrared
um
i'm [Β __Β ]
i'm just dominant
period
period
but i don't take it extra i don't do
that dumb [Β __Β ]
you know whips and collars and dumb [Β __Β ]
like that i just
i'm i'm natural natural
all natural nothing extra
you know i don't i don't i don't have
like a fetish
i just
i don't know
cap
what do you mean cat
like
i have this thing where i just [Β __Β ]
lie to them be like i love you right now
y'all being honest let me honest here's
the truth i love you i love you
everybody
i want to say love you here's the truth
here's the truth i am here's how i
envision my life
i work
hard and then i come home
i get doggy style for 30 seconds and
then i'm done
then she cooks me food
then i would then i repeat the cycle and
just every day hold on isn't that like
animal things
so bad
honestly that was satisfying but hold on
is this do you have to walk the dog
first i'm kidding you want a bunker no
no listen are you saying you do it with
are you saying you do it with an animal
shut the [Β __Β ] up dude what the [Β __Β ] does
that mean okay because
i you're growling yo you ever tell
someone you love them just do you ever
tell someone you love them just for uh
just for shits
no yeah me neither i never tell anyone i
love them never [Β __Β ] do i bet this is
all cap you're coming off so cold but
like i know no guys like actually like
again me
yeah you would belt in jill's arms bro
bro you swear what am
like to cuddle and i like to cuddle so
much that sometimes i rest my head on
their
shoulder and they like i'm like a baby
all guys are babies you could literally
cradle any one of them
yeah but the truth is is that i'm just
saying
i don't like i don't want sex to be
complicated i want my doggy style and
then that's it
why has it got to be more complicated
than that
guys don't want doggy style
but i'm just saying sometimes that's all
i want
what do you think of that jill just jill
what do you think of that joe berserker
no no no no no no what are you doing
come on i want to hear jillian what do
you think of that just doggy
wait what about doggy yeah what do you
think of his take he just wants that
style and that's it he's like he doesn't
want to make he's not the avatar just
one one style
i don't know i mean
you find that like i like you're not
even like that horny you're just mad
dude
first of all i have to pee right now so
i'm not horny right now
but
so you're not really built like that for
uh no the way you talk a lot of times it
just sounds like somebody is just saying
[Β __Β ] just to say it
so i don't know
but i mean if that's if that's what you
like then that's what's up but i don't
know all i said was some that i wanted a
simplicity
oh no just like the way you say [Β __Β ] all
the time this is like it sounds like
the way uh
dude like dudes be in the comments on
the internet like
oh
yeah i'm gonna i'ma yeah i'm gonna get a
chick i like and then cheat on her and
then blah blah blah blah blah and then
you know i want four [Β __Β ] and blah
blah blah blah blah like so i do like
four [Β __Β ] man
yeah no i get it no i get it you know
what i'm saying like i've cheated before
right i'm a i'm a habitual liar i'll
admit that but like when i say stuff i i
sound like i'm trolling but when you say
well i know it sounds like you sound
like you're copying and pasting
here's why here's why i say that [Β __Β ]
i'm gonna literally leak the truth
i'm a little bit bitter because of my
last
yeah it sounded like somebody hurt your
[Β __Β ] and you know no it's not that i got
hurt it's just that i got out i'm bitter
i'm a little better about it okay i'm a
little better about it but here's the
thing one step to healing you know you
gotta
but i'm serious about it now like i
actually am serious like
after that i'm actually serious about
what i'm saying like i actually maybe
you're so funny
you're so funny i'm still thinking of
him [Β __Β ] smashing angry bro like the
hulk
i need i need [Β __Β ]
runway
some be bad as [Β __Β ]
he's good
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just because
some bitterness is the cause
of why i say i want to cheat and stuff
doesn't mean i don't want to i actually
do
okay
so okay so it's set in stone basically
is what you're trying to say my next
relationship she's getting cheated on
that is set in stone
somebody clip this and we're gonna send
it to his [Β __Β ] girlfriend the next
one
but that's the thing i'm not gonna get
into a relationship
until she can say yes i will turn a
blind eye and uh it's okay like i'll
just ignore it
that's some small dick energy right
there tiny peepee why
that it just is i don't i can't explain
it it's like i'm gonna show my girl why
though like then don't have a girl it
just doesn't make sense
because i'm the king and the king
needs to have a buffet not just one guy
we're gonna find you the one bro
the king don't just have
a one course meal the king got a
appetizer
what's the second appetizer called first
course meal second course meal
dessert second course dessert
no
no no i'm saying
it's giving me babies
okay guys from now on from now on i'm
going to be myself
um
i'm i'm actually expecting myself so
i'll tell the truth the truth is
guys i just want a girl to hug every day
and hold her hand and i want her to tell
me
because i love you
and i i just wanna you know um
i just want to smile and look at her and
just smile
and smiling's enough i i don't got a nut
i don't need a fat ass i don't need you
know i don't i don't need um
any of that i just
i just need smiling
are you gene go ahead am i am i am i
being genuine now my genuine self
you know
i don't even need to [Β __Β ] i just think
donated five dollars you know sometimes
sometimes i'll ask permission to stare
at her and sometimes i i'll
i i i won't even go near her i'll just
it'll be enough to know that i'm in her
in her head
listen guys guys guys i'm i'm gonna be
like the chat now i'm gonna be just like
a chat
so
the truth is is that i'm actually not in
a relationship with her but
i'm her friend
yeah in a wedding
tell me when was the last time uh you
cheated on your girl i've never cheated
in my [Β __Β ] life
i've never cheated in my life no i know
that that's my whole point that's my
point like yeah
the way you'd be talking is like
like you really like what you're saying
sounds good on paper if you want to be a
[Β __Β ] you know what i'm saying like i
know i ain't [Β __Β ] but
i don't you know i don't it sounds like
you trying to be a [Β __Β ] you know what
i'm saying there's a difference i'm
trying to be what ain't [Β __Β ] like when
you ain't [Β __Β ] you ain't [Β __Β ]
but i'm famous now so i can get away
with it it's different it's the
difference between you know it's the
difference between i know
like if the opportunity came and i had a
girl and the other chick was found fine
enough all right i might like i'm most
likely it might happen you know what i'm
saying but if you sit here like oh my
next girlfriend i will cheat you know
what i'm saying
it's two different things you know what
i'm saying right but interesting
i thought about this
the next girlfriend i'm gonna have
i'm not gonna have an emotional
connection
but
no other man will be allowed to touch
her
that makes sense
that's kind of the definition of an
emotional connection
no it's not
oh yeah
no it's not
then why do you get emotional when
someone talks to her yeah why do you
care because that's because that's a
threat to my honor
and my pride
that ain't got nothing to do with her
yo i was going to find a chicken he's
going to be in love with that [Β __Β ] for
the rest of his life
kevin hey okay maybe but when not at
this year no next year no five years no
probably 10 years
yeah and then you're going to be an
until then until then
man
yeah i respect you i respect it
do your thing do your thing king all
right you know
all right good good hot seat good hot
seat for house now the hot seat is on
jill and hass is gonna grill her has you
can ask her
anything that compromises her
honor the way she did you you can ask
her anything and jill will not lie
because she's based okay jill let me ask
you a question
so first of all
did you feel bad
about all the guys you put in the friend
zone
yeah did you ever like wake up one day
and realize like i'm a terrible person
for doing this
i'm not interested
oh yeah
yes
is that because that guy don't want to
be your friend you know that right you
don't want to be your friend i know
so why didn't you just tell him straight
up it will never happen you have no
chance just move on why'd you keep him
on a thread
well the guy that and i still hung out
with him for a year and it was like the
most comfortable [Β __Β ] year i've ever
lived in my life
did everything for me
um
okay so
another question what does he have to be
like to not be in the friend zone
i don't know there's just something
about
somebody that you want to be with them i
haven't found that yet
okay
so
another question
um
this is actually a good one
so trying to think about all the bad
[Β __Β ] women do
in general just to generalize hey
there's not a 24-hour podcast
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so
basically
when
have you ever cheated in your life
no
really
never it's pretty good
i
here's one here's one bro don't go easy
because she's with me go hard no no no
i'm not
why
why can't you just
say what the [Β __Β ] problem is instead
of initiating this [Β __Β ] game of uh
ignoring the guy and making him guess
and he said hey what's wrong what's
wrong and the more he asks what's wrong
the more you [Β __Β ] ignore him and why
do you do that [Β __Β ] why can't you just
state the issue at hand
and just save the problem why can't you
just i
yeah i'll say the issue if i like you
enough if not then no
just because i i won't want to talk to
you as much
like because there's no like i don't see
a future with you so why am i no i'm
talking let's say you're already with
him
done [Β __Β ] him bro
what do you mean [Β __Β ] him you were with
that guy
and it's yuji for no reason
i don't know
daddy there you have it guys i don't
know what do you mean i don't know you
this is how relationships get destroyed
what's the problem be like yo yeah get
off drugs okay i'll get off the drugs
boom
goes to rehab no i'm talking about dumb
[Β __Β ] where it's like you think he was
looking at a girl on instagram and then
all of a sudden
you start not talking to him anymore my
man is going through pez trauma right
and you don't even know what you're
upset about he doesn't even know what he
did wrong or what he's
supposed to be upset about you know what
i mean and why can't you just tell the
truth
buy me flowers and dinner [Β __Β ] off
and then let me ask you a question
sometimes you're the one who does
something wrong and then he gets mad and
then you
you the one who act like you did you win
the right and then all of a sudden he's
trying to figure out what he did wrong
when all he did was point out what you
did wrong in the first place why you do
the [Β __Β ] like that
that's
whatever you were in was a toxic
relationship and you needed to get is
okay is there a relationship where that
[Β __Β ] don't happen
no that that doesn't happen that's every
single relationship on planet earth
every single one that
you'll find somebody that doesn't [Β __Β ]
like that either i've had two that it
are not like that
but i had one that was like that i felt
like i was insane like going in circles
like because i kept getting the blame
for what like i know what you mean and
that observed me insane
and you know what
here's the thing here's the thing
y'all go from extreme to extreme so
there's an actual good guy you guys do
this [Β __Β ] too but then you go to the
extreme and find the biggest piece of
[Β __Β ] comeback guy and you stay with that
guy he gets he gets away with whatever
the [Β __Β ] he wants and he's actually in
the wrong every time hey watch your
mouth
and it's like extreme extreme
and it's like why do why both extremes
why can't you just
be with a good guy and treating him
right i don't know i i understand but
sometimes it's just not the money you
don't want to hurt him so you go to a
shitty guy and fill up the time what you
mean
who [Β __Β ] your woman question wednesday
for him like what the [Β __Β ] is going on
who [Β __Β ] your woman crush wednesday
you were going through it my boy what's
woman question listen i never got
cheated on before
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major moms basement virgins because
whatever you're just feeling emotional
and then he gets mad and then all of a
sudden you
i swear to god every woman does this
every single woman does this they
randomly start beef with the guy
randomly start ignoring him doing some
dumb [Β __Β ] then the guy eventually gets
mad and then
after asking what's why what did i do
wrong
for like
a million [Β __Β ] times she goes that's
why after she pushed him to the [Β __Β ]
breaking point and gave him a reason to
be mad she goes oh this is why because
you're mad at me right now
it's a self-fulfilling prophecy
that's like a very immature way if like
she's clearly not serious about the
relationship if she's treating you like
that
or she just wants to get like attention
or [Β __Β ] like that's every single
relationship oh
every one of you
relationships
literally
they literally just start ignoring you
for no reason
and then
when you get mad about it they go oh
that's the reason
no because i i've had the that part of
me slapped out of me when i like was in
love with somebody and they're like i
can't do this anymore like you're
exactly what you're saying like a
passive aggressive [Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ] you
this is why i'm not they said i can't be
with that and then i drop that behavior
i don't carry it on unless i don't
really like the guy
um
so i won you know what i'm saying like
i won
okay
but like we all knew that we all knew he
won
it's like an immaturity thing it's
it's like do they really like you if
they really love you they're not gonna
treat you like that period
bro that's a self-fulfilling prophecy
can i ask you guys something uh jill why
don't you define love
i mean
i die for you like i want a family like
i love you
you know you know that
a million people will define it a
million different ways
thickogie donated five dollars it's not
real john please stop this guy no like i
was literally like
jill it's not real jill wake up killed
it's
people lose their whole marriages money
finances everything with that word it's
not real relationships excuse me
relationships
are transactional
period no
let me let me define love ready okay
okay jill joe go be with a dude that
doesn't meet your criteria and you'll
find out how he will find out how
transactional it really is
okay let me define my conveniently
coincidental
mutual misrecognition
what the [Β __Β ]
yeah
for whatever reason one person has a
idea in their head of the other person
and for whatever other completely
opposite reason the other person has an
idea in their head of the other person
and coincidentally they these ideas
never contradict each other and they
think oh we're in love in reality
they're completely two different people
two different heads and it's just a
coincidence that they have here they
just enjoy busting nuts together and
another thing do you know that people
don't choose the partner that they best
get along with in a long duration of
their life or their lifespan right they
choose someone who fixes insecurities
about themselves a short girl chooses a
tall guy because she's insecure about
being short et cetera et cetera people
choose all their insecurities in their
partner
yeah yeah like even uh like a thicker
chick will want a leaner guy and people
choose dna
they'll choose kind of like dna
opposites superficially they'll choose
them superficially because they're
really thinking about kids deep deep
deep down in their subconscious right
and so nobody actually marries their
love they kind of marry someone that's
just fixing their insecurities for their
offspring first of all i gotta say
something to like whoever this may
concern girls stop going after these
skinny guys you were supposed to go
after a thick man and that's that's what
god intended y'all are really being
satanic you're defying nature you're
defying god by doing that disgusting
[Β __Β ] stop going with skinny guy i hate
it so [Β __Β ] much stop doing that [Β __Β ]
dude any skinny girls i'm not interested
i'm sorry
okay second of all
yeah
we getting closer to who [Β __Β ] this
woman
i
ain't nobody [Β __Β ] my girl i got to
another i know why short girls like tall
guys and it's the most stupid thing ever
and you'll realize why why all women
define a guy's attractiveness based on
the women right back up and that's what
so happens that tall woman taller women
want
and have a desire for a taller guy like
if she's 5 10 she wants a guy who's six
five six six right yeah it's equal or
above even for finances it's equal
finances or above
but it's a chain effect and the shorter
girls see that desire that the taller
girl has which is just because she's
tall no other reason and the show goes
oh
that means the tall guy is desirable i
want him too and it's a chain reaction
human centipede effect
not really but it's also for finances
they they want equal
for a height they want equal or taller
for finances they have to make equal or
more it's usually equal or more with
women and guys guys can marry a
mcdonald's worker very easily we're the
true romantics let's be honest and
number two number two
jill
you know let's say you married haas or
let's say you married me
you know
let's say you married me okay all right
and uh don't knock on wood stay there
and
so basically
if i went homeless and did heroin you
would leave me correct
don't [Β __Β ] cap come on no
oh my god bro are we the lying podcast
anyways i'll finish it i'll finish it
without her i'll finish i'll finish
without her all right i just need this
hand up okay check this out
the only true love that's unconditional
is your dad and mom because your mom
when she finds out you do heroin will
not abandon you like your wife she will
actually find you facts that's facts so
people really confuse
people confuse romance with some like
family level love it's never family
level
not even close you know if you look at
albanian moms or any muslim mom
or or or even like some hardcore
christian moms they or imagine your
parents they would go find you doing
heroin and they'd probably camp with you
for a few weeks to make sure you're okay
right but
jill you start doing heroin your hubby
ain't looking for you that much maybe
maybe if he's got no options but really
he's gonna let you go do heroin and
waste your life it's not blackpill to
say romance is way more transactional
than people think and it's better to
think of it that way because then you
say the girl okay what are you offering
me what am i offering you you write it
on a piece of paper and it makes more
sense right but people want to pretend
like life is a hollywood movie and
that's how they get destroyed lose all
their money and their girl goes home
with a guy with a visor that's upside
down
stop i think
i won
no i've seen how like my family's grown
up and everything like that like
it's pretty [Β __Β ] good it can happen
like but that's an extreme example you
know that's that those are like that's
my standard that's what i grew up with
like i didn't grow up with [Β __Β ]
divorced parents and [Β __Β ] all right guys
it's 6am where i live keep pushing
you're farming gold keep pushing bro
keep pushing i gotta go to man bro it's
not every day that i have this kind of a
podcast keep pushing push push push ten
more minutes you're getting ten more
subs from me
bro where's my [Β __Β ] sub you are rich
young lady
some guy in jill's chat came and she's
like ever since she met zurka
uh
she made a million dollars how much how
much does jill owe zurka and you know
what i said nothing because guess what
jill
you just owe me your happiness and i
hope you're on i'll stay for a little
bit longer but
i got i gotta use the bathroom yeah go
ahead are you don't take the camera with
you or anything and wash your [Β __Β ]
hand
yeah i will okay make sure you watch us
take a shower he's meaty he's jacked
he's hairy what do you think uh rate him
skill of one to ten jill
and jill give us a long detailed form
rate has what are the pros and the cons
what's the
yes
the the goods and the bads of
mr lennon
i don't want to even be rude but i i'm
getting insecure vibes about
relationships
super duper sad sad sad vibes it's not
real um
be rude that's what we're here for we're
cavemen you're a cave woman right now
he needs to like go fishing like figure
himself out i don't know i swear we're
gonna get him some [Β __Β ] i swear to god
yeah
figure out like what he's doing because
now he's like relying on the internet
he's gonna fall in love we're gonna yeah
we're gonna find him with some love
that's what he
does
he seems very angry is he righted like
no he's not he's natural
i think he's
is it anger or is it passion
no he needs a girl like make some dinner
just chill the [Β __Β ] out like take sex
out of it like just chill he's like
objectifying like women pretty bad and
i'm not even a feminist he's just being
like i want a doggy style 30 seconds i'm
like who hurt you
[Laughter]
good like that like um
like that's just weird
like i can get that he wants to hit but
like he wants to bang and stuff but it's
like if a good movie's on sometimes you
watch the b-movie you know you need to
chill out
have you talked to the movie
no not the b-movie movie oh wait moana
was the best movie i hooked up to
because that [Β __Β ] was that movie is wet
bro them when you're high that movie's
wet like the ocean come in through the
television screen
okay yeah i [Β __Β ] with it
um
yeah uh sometimes you just
sometimes you try too hard and this is
one of those situations you think he's
going a little super tight like i'm i'm
like a rock like no one can hurt me but
it's just coming off very like insecure
hey but if you that's
if he says he's really built like that
then hey
well i guess we'll see jill do you feel
safe with him on your team or would you
rather be with a beta would you want to
be with him or a beta male
so a beta or a beta
or how all right let's just do this or a
beta
like a a loud dude like that or maybe a
sub kind of guy uh i don't go for a lot
of dudes like that i don't like it
i think it's weird
i go for like more chill guys
if you do wanted wanted you to slap him
around a little bit
would you
yeah it dudes you away would you be with
it
honestly i
would say yeah but like i know i
wouldn't i'm like really shy so probably
okay rob is like so you wouldn't did i
bring the violin out
you said what what did you say
wait did you say that violin
yeah i thought we're gonna bust the
violin for a while because because
jill you're the most honest guest we've
ever had go ahead and ask your questions
rob
uh i forgot
i forgot what i was going to say but
yeah if you if he wanted you to spit in
his face
it's
dude well
okay these are this is the hot seat this
is the hard question she wanted you to
spit in his face and then tell him he's
pretty
no
no he's out of my house get the [Β __Β ] out
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what if he like wanted you to
what if he wanted you to rock him like a
baby like rock
happening
someone asked you rock rock me like a
baby
i don't like to ask but like yeah they
like say like you know like
you know
what the [Β __Β ]
okay oh what if would it what if he like
you guys hooked up and then he put his
ear to your stomach and he's like
one day um
one day
one day i'm gonna make you a mother yeah
yeah what if you said that
i don't want to say it because it'd be
it's kind of [Β __Β ] rude because i'm
still kind of like talking you know but
like i
i don't see this on stream
how bad is it relaxed lady
i don't know it's nothing inappropriate
but like they're like but i don't know
what the [Β __Β ] it is with guys but
they're always like i want to have a kid
with you like we would have two kids i
get that
last but literally the last one i did
her kids would be cute why but like in
the midst in the midst like yikes
one was like get off your birth control
like get it off right now like yo fam
that is some of that [Β __Β ] right there
that's something you know
that's on pathetic time
no sure you better double up you better
stop playing with me
[Β __Β ] multiple like i want to have a kid
with you like be my baby mama like all
this [Β __Β ] time
i don't
know
makes me it's a turn off for me what
about when they like open up their
feelings i had a bad day at work and i
unless i like know which is so rare
because i've only liked like two people
in my life no man on earth should ever
ever confess his feelings like a little
[Β __Β ] to his story
why i feel like guys
i hated
what if that situation was like really
hurting him to the point that he just
started crying about it like something
going on at work that he just started
crying and he got really emotional
i get that i've done that a million
times so guys i i do that a lot actually
you listen to them cry about [Β __Β ]
no they listen to me cry
okay yeah but you're a girl so it's
different yeah but if a grown man came
up to you and started crying over
something that happened it's so
different what he's saying because
listening to a girl cry
that's like beethoven
i'm kidding i'm kidding i'm kidding no
no
it's kind of like it's comforting to
hear it should cry yeah it's nice the
vulnerability is nice yeah yeah
it's not like literally snow on my face
like okay no go clean yourself up what
the [Β __Β ] yeah
yeah no no
neon crack normally you know i can't
help when someone cries to me i can't
help but crack jokes
you know what i mean i [Β __Β ] i trust
like i go i go like if the tear rolls
down her eye i go are you gonna cry
little girl and she goes oh my god he's
actually satanic right and then she's
like kind of
stiffens up a bit
like i'm evil you're gonna cry little
girl yeah i'm like are you gonna cry
i'm kidding i'm a sweetheart i i'll do
this i'll do i'll do this see i hug
i hug them
and i rock them like this and i go
you're you're a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] and she
goes oh that's nice
yeah
yeah i respect that
uh
if they are ever crying just because of
pms i let that slide i don't get angry
do you get angry is this
if they cry because of people yeah just
like you know when they say i'm crying
for no reason
right i don't i used to be like oh shut
the door but now i realize like just
crying
i don't really care about that i just
exit from the situation because i don't
give a [Β __Β ] about knowing that she
should crying about but oh really yeah
yeah
i kind of let them have their phone
because listen if you're crying because
of something like that where you're not
really crying because some don't care
yeah yeah well i let i let them have
their fit i used to not like it but now
i'm like
it's not like it is what it is i'm not
yeah
it's not it's just not going to happen
around me you know what i'm saying i
think
you get them some food and it's fake
because the toilet roll was like
backwards on this [Β __Β ] then yeah i
don't do
why would you do that you know how i
feel like no it's yeah i don't give a
[Β __Β ] yeah
but if you cry because it's so legit all
right cool you know
bro have you been in have you ever bro
i'm so happy i'm just like a single lady
right now because you guys are just
making me want to [Β __Β ]
challenge
hey in a video game don't say that
please
i'm just telling you you guys are
[Β __Β ] rude like loki
no no jill i'll tell you something
a woman a mom a woman never appreciates
caveman honesty
wait you said what i'm just like i don't
even know that's the truth that's the
truth when the blue pill dude is lying
in her ear oh i really care about you
and i just met you and you have a
tarantula she's all ears lie to me lie
to me but when rob and i
tell us how we telling you the truth
you're like you know i'm offended that
you feel that way
it's ridiculous you know what you should
you should be like hallelujah the lord
has blessed me with the [Β __Β ] truth
like they're like in love with me so
like they do care because like their
lives on the line you know with me yeah
men capable of love are also the ones
always capable of self-destruction
that's the truth
that's look i'm gonna tell you right now
if i was stuck with og rob in his room
and i was his chick i'd feel so secure
safe protected financially safe
everything like that but if i'm with
some [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] that's in love with
me i would feel so like yo what if we
what if what if something happens like i
would be terrified you know so sometimes
i think
y'all are confused because you grew up
with mtv the kardashians lied to you
what do you mean i've like dated enough
to know like when guys are like serious
and not like
and then like don't care
what do you mean what you did was it a
woman saw
or at least they're gonna put up yeah no
but we're saying they're lower value
males
that's what we're saying we've been them
rob when he was 18 you think he was in a
lower value male when i was 18 i was in
a lower value male we've seen these
people we've been done and we've been
them right and it's only through
experience do you evolve and it seems
like jill no offense you're talking
about charmanders we're on a mega
evolution we're charizards over here
like you know i'm not saying because
there's a black charizard in
me the characters
people like you guys like i'm looking
for somebody like i'll tell you this joe
i'll tell you this the only time you'll
be happy
is with a beta male
that's the only time that's the only
time you'll ever be happy in your life
you'll have your way every day of your
life but
is she cutting out or just me what was
that
hello
yeah say again although she cut out when
that went like i recommend i've been
saying to jill for like so long six
months
get a good looking beta male you will
always have your way and make sure he
has money that's your best bet
and don't
i know you won't like internally respect
them that much but that is your best bet
that is your best bet right now in
today's will respect them if they just
like
they can do it perfect like there's just
like a certain line no one's perfect
no one's perfect what are you talking
about
speak for yourself
um do you feel lighter house
yes okay
jill said called you earlier a beta male
how did that make you feel when
just when you were gone
i know you're a vietnam male
i'm kidding what basis she pretty much
says you need to chill
she's saying you need to chill the [Β __Β ]
out and you'll be more successful when
really
or someone definitely worded it that way
first of all okay why am i a beta
no it's not that you're a beta i'm
saying that
she's walking it back
i said your coldness because you said
rate him and i said his cause i think
the word was beta energy i think right
but he will find himself
wait what
find true love eventually so just
because i want to i want some fake
[Β __Β ] that means i'm a beta
yes
no and nobody's calling you a beta it's
just giving off like the cold vibes like
what do you mean cold vibe what do you
want to do
dude i know like you'll find love one
day but right now you're in here okay so
according to you she's saying you're in
your she's saying you're still listening
to simple plant do you ever feel like
breaking down
do you ever feel out of place
like somehow
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isn't that the green day hell yeah it is
you based as [Β __Β ] today what the [Β __Β ] i
walk these empty roads
on the ball i walk alone
on the city streets
you're on the walk alone i
want you he's going to settle the [Β __Β ]
down he's going to have like five kids
keep your arms like that
all right
bro i was gonna i i was gonna marry this
girl
bro and like you have like good genetics
it's just like you don't need to be like
a [Β __Β ] like you need to find a good one
like just because she was a [Β __Β ] like
or whatever so i'm not allowed to have
fun
yo you can have fun right now do it
while you're like
you know
but like don't get a girl pregnant
please please
i kind of want to just get girls
pregnant and then
guys i always want to do it i just kind
of do i just want to get it get some
girls pregnant and then dip and my
legacy will be passed on and then it's
in god's hands i won't have nothing to
do with it that is like on some satanic
[Β __Β ]
you know
um it's on my uh
take a trip to a different country it's
like it's like a must you have to at
least try it you know just to see what
happens you know i'm saying like
20 years dude you know how dope would be
if somebody knocked on your door and be
like yo i'm your son
no wooden i would hate to what do you
mean i hate moving
look dude
when it comes like to a child's life and
their well-being it's not funny to me to
joke around with that
are you gonna cry word
um no product of it and i got really
[Β __Β ] lucky but i see a lot of people
oh okay
listen listen no listen uh listen listen
let me tell you something okay
oh so i can't do this joke right now oh
[Β __Β ]
oh okay sorry go ahead house what are
you gonna say
close your ears please
no just for 10 seconds 10 seconds
come on i don't i don't want to hurt you
just close your ears
no okay
all right if
okay this is not my best side okay
right i've had better days okay i have
to make this joke
okay if if my kid
if i had a random kid with someone
right
and they like contacted me
and came to my doorstep and they'd be
like hey
hey john
john i'm your
i'm your son and i'm 18 years old
uh i'm from tijuana or whatever right i
would have looked at him in the eyes and
i'd be like
hey kid
download wechat
the [Β __Β ] would they do
i would be the biggest china streamer
ever
right oh my god right i would be the
[Β __Β ] hundred thousand views in china
bro
okay i'm sorry jill i'm sorry go ahead
no that would be dope what were you
going to say i'm sorry no you got it
you got him with my kid and then put him
on
like yo this is my long lost son like i
don't even know this happened and he
just showed up look and then i'll make a
million dollars together first of all i
went viral for being the funniest guy on
the austin show so you guys can't
question mark me i know i'm funny all
right half a million views hey listen we
look at numbers another thing
jill i love more than more than listen
my love for jill
is more intense than a thousand
supernovas busting in my face
she's gonna make it through this joke
and let me tell you something let me
tell you something
i apologize i apologize i apologize to
jill and i apologize to people who are
adopted it's just
sometimes i think that's what my podcast
is about is like caveman jokes
infrared the next question for you is
when did you realize jill is not enough
for you
it's the spider is this one come on be
honest man the spider is a red herring
go the tarantula
what about looks wise
she's fine
come on
she's fine okay i mean you're that's a
that's an overstation she's fine no she
objectively she's fine she's fine
objective yeah i don't know some you
should see the what you should see the
macbook camera
i'm kidding i'm kidding
all right uh so infrared infrared
if you were with jill and jill was
perfect could you forgive her for going
to raves or would you say no more raves
ever
no more raves
damn dale no more raves
there's a boys there no more rays
talking to a great a [Β __Β ] crackhead
no more drugs no more drugs no more
raised damn
i i do it for a [Β __Β ] that i loved i
would do it
you would stop
you'd be like [Β __Β ] this i don't want to
wait for this hairy dude to come home
all day like [Β __Β ] this [Β __Β ] and the
house would come home swaying like this
hey it's time for some doggy
what are you doing here you should be
cleaning
i feel that way sometimes i just want to
like stand up and bend over but they're
never down whoa
whoa who are you around what the [Β __Β ]
i
let me tell you something joe let me
tell you something
all right
let me tell you something
you
never doubt your own beauty okay
and if you're ever feeling insecure
maybe maybe dim the lights
all right let's move forward rob what
was your next hardcore question in the
list please go ahead
um i don't think i have any more
questions to be honest please just
change all right infrared save me let's
go okay the question is yes
this is the most this is a really
important question
why all the big [Β __Β ] with skinny guys
because i can't get off that i can't get
that off my head it is interesting i
don't know because i don't think i've
been with a thick person in my life
thick
i don't think so no all right when you
say dude i just lost respect for
everything i've ever heard thank you how
did you talking bro
you never have in your life no i guess
i'm with pain or girls like really small
people yeah man
it's like that's that's the truth of
this whole life this whole truth of this
life
the thing that you want the most it just
has to escape your grasp and you can't
have it
okay like
who's who's a celebrity that you
consider thick like i want to know what
your baseline for yeah have you ever
seen uh uncut gems with adam sandler no
come on do kim k kim k's a good basement
that's
is that no go ahead look up look up
julia fox oh come on we got a google
show
dude i'm not that third okay mary okay
julian i was gonna marry this woman
big dude look up julia fox
oh my god she's not bad at all
oh yeah
oh wow this is this is what you mean
yeah
and i was
when i saw uncut gems i realized that
what is uncut gems what are you talking
about right now the adam sandler movie
and it made me realize i gotta be adam
sandler because if adam sandler is
pulling that i gotta be adam sandler oh
that's his
in the movie yeah
oh my
gosh look at these photos on stream chat
wow
i forgot
that is uh
so this is you know what i think it's
not even like that thick i'm gonna be
honest she's fit though she's fit she's
not that safe
that's not fake to me that's not that's
fake
in her photos she's fit but in the
movies dude in the movie she got
jungle oh my god god dude some of these
photos okay okay
i have not been with someone like this
but i can see it
you haven't
no dude believe it or not i've never
strayed away from petite in my life
you know like every color i've had but
they're always kind of built the same uh
and this
i never can get this i can only get i
can only get skinny bro there's
everything i can get i can get like
shapely right and i can get like there's
something there but i never get what i
actually want because she's a movie star
but that's just like an example there's
a million women that look like that i
never get the thick that like what about
adele
hmm what about adele is adele something
you know
i don't know someone like her
man
bruh nothing would be i don't you
disrespect adele bro no
look yo look up this one look up this
girl ines helene look her up in this
ines helene
how the [Β __Β ] do you spell that helium
e-i-n-i-n-e-s and then helena's
h-e-l-e-n-e
wait this is oh this is actually
augmentation
this is not real that's augmentation
that's augmentation dude that's not real
bruh
but i'm saying there's there's real just
what can i do dude it's like at i i see
it on ig where the hell do you find this
one ines
on insta
i don't remember my god
oh dude
dude got there's nothing better than ig
and i'm talking about the real i'm
banned from ig so i don't know any of
them i got twitter i go on twitter to
meet people bro yo
look at this one where
she's sitting down on the side
what are you talking about
ines is pretty good um
but this is this is a augmented body
though
why do you have to ruin it i i'm just
i'm just saying no i've been with
augmented so
i can't imagine it but there's dirt
natural like that too you know no like
dude a lot of guys will be like yo i
don't like an augmented you know bot and
stuff look dude
you don't until you have it all right
then you'll change your mind like me you
know a lot of a lot of guys give me [Β __Β ]
in vancouver because they're like man
how come like the last four chicks you
were with all had the fake lips fake
this fake that i was like look dude it's
not that bad like i don't wake up out of
bed thinking augmentation's horrible you
know what i mean
but
i prefer natty i think most people
prefer natty unless
unless something's lacking but um
but
i don't
all right but these are you
there's like there's like a million
examples that's not fake
but i forgot and just because i just
forgot
who's the baddest on insta ever
that's that would be so [Β __Β ] hard to
oh [Β __Β ] who's that nurse bro the
weirdest thing though i'm talking about
who's that chick with the tattoos that
vitaly did a vlog with bro she responded
to me when i had two thousand followers
on instagram and i just ran
she's like a cuban she's cuban her
background's cuban she's a nurse
what the [Β __Β ] is her name again hold on
hers
hold on let me let me look this up
um
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whoever's not talking chat is a
pedophile
let's get this going damn what is your
name
a cuban nurse
bro you give us stars so we can search
them
i'm sorry this is this is what is her
name
what is her name
i found the picture of her but i forgot
what her name is
damn dude
i thought all right it's it's too early
in the morning for you to be this horny
right now damn
[Β __Β ] man
okay who's my favorite chat do i have a
favorite insta person i can't think
see like for example this [Β __Β ] is real
can i link it in the discord
house just tell us somebody's asking me
what fresh and fit is
how would i know that
they said
it's these dweebs on the internet that
are just super extreme and just what's
fresh and fit how would i know what that
is here here's what they are they're the
they're on youtube they're a new youtube
podcast that's very quick pace the
fastest growing podcast on youtube and
they make me
no
no
no they're those guys we react to on my
stream
you know they get a bunch of girls and
then they girls give their weird miami
takes
oh
i know what you're talking about yeah
yeah that's the first thing
wait what about it
yeah i don't know why they brought it up
no bruh you just go on in you just go on
insta
and you just find it on the recommended
i'm looking right now i'm i dude
i'm i'm banned off insta so i can't
really do that
no you're not
yeah you are
yeah that's weird dude yeah you know
what's weird about insta this gave me
hope some girl like a million followers
responded to me when i was just a
bouncer
and it turned out to be vitaly's girl
with the tattoos that brunette that he
did a vlog with
prikya some russian girl but i remember
that's the last person i talked to
before my band i was like what the [Β __Β ]
but all right my favorite insta jig will
be
[Β __Β ] i can't think rob help me out um
yeah i'm not going to lie kim k is
awesome okay she's good
dude when i was [Β __Β ] 15 i would jack
off to her every day i get it but
here's the thing dude i used to [Β __Β ]
find kim k
fi like before there was a specific
moment
before
fat ass was popular
that's a famous girl that liked my post
when i was just a bouncer right right
sarah
uh my friend sarah and emma emmerwood
she did yovanna ventura's hair in
vancouver and i'm like yo that's my like
i really like that girl blah blah blah
and then she went and liked one of my
instagram things because i commented on
her [Β __Β ] when i was like a nobody right
still an opening by the way and then
years later i realized you know what not
really into her i don't know dude i
don't know what you're looking for dude
kim listen kim k is literally naughty
dude look go on instagram
kim k is the best because she lasted
like 10 years with kanye
that's a long marriage in hollywood
there are women
if you just find foreign women in
general anywhere in [Β __Β ] america
they're
arab armenian
uh
are you gonna say they're better than
jim
albanian albanian women fine as hell
they all look like
they all look like [Β __Β ] kim k they're
better than kim k they look like her but
better no i like kim i like him
bro she's like mother stewart
martha ain't bad bro kim kim got kids
kim is pretty old
i don't i look old bro
yeah but i'm 25 man and you know kim
where was kim when i was i mean i would
have been illegal so yeah i get it but i
don't think she's been sorry i'm gonna
go like this like i like me a old [Β __Β ]
that you know can make a pastry after
you know oh gee rob man you say [Β __Β ]
that is just not relatable
martha stewart
what
martha stewart
she's not bad at all yo son you don't
like paws
[Β __Β ] let me look up martha
stewart she's not bad
what is this oh my god dude that damn
you bugging the [Β __Β ] out dude are you
kidding that's the one
come on
it was so lovely talking to all of you
all right it's been fun all right all
right
amazing day good night good night
um good night
i guess oh
martha with justin what the [Β __Β ]
look at that
what the hell is justin bieber doing at
his roast thing
oh my god
oh she's with donald
and snoop dogg hey
yeah
damn okay
come on y'all bugging the [Β __Β ] out yeah
no martha's bringing it
one of those different
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yeah or i'm cool with it who am i
thinking of i swear we have one person
in my head
bro who is that nurse
kill fam nobody knows who that [Β __Β ]
nurse is man nobody knows who she is
a cuban nurse like she's a nurse
and i'm trying to you know go to the
doctor that sounds like every chick from
i'm trying to go to the hospital now get
because
[Β __Β ] man
whoa someone in chat said look up demi
rose who is this oh she's fine as hell
but she's fake
yeah but it's kind of a realistic look
though
whoa that's um that's one of ted's
angels oh yeah she's fine as but yeah i
mean oh i get it because she's like a
youthful face
yeah she's got a great face
remember ted's angels
who the hell is demi rose what's she do
she's just hot don't y'all dawg
that's all she's gotta do
what are you talking about remember
ted's
that lived in miami and they all lived
in this guy's mansion and they just
recorded snapchat [Β __Β ] and was basically
like
on the low probably like selling their
[Β __Β ] for him and [Β __Β ] she would he was
basically coming out on the internet
back before like when aji was really
popping popping
if you look up taz's angels you'll see
all of them
demi kind of a catfish in some of them
but
oh never mind never mind okay this is
her name this is her name wait you know
i'm not gonna lie even demi rose prison
wouldn't be considered thick in my books
i think it's a different look in my head
all right i'm gonna i actually found her
name
uh it's
gemma
delgado
i'm still on demi dude
okay bro
remember that one chad what demo
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no no no she's great but if i'm choosing
any star i have to choose one right
right she's like she's cute but
i'll go back to demi
oh she's a real person she's got like a
nursing job
yeah oh that's better that's better okay
yeah and demi's fake dude this is real
yeah but fake ones are fake ones can be
converted very easily
bruh
isn't it feel different though
i've never been with a fake oh you're
talking about physically fake yeah
yeah
believe it or not when you you know when
you're revving it
you don't mind as much you've never had
yes you've had come on i've never been
with a girl with implants stop the cap
you're in michigan there has to be
no i haven't i've never what about top
half
no
stop lying bro no i've never been with a
girl with big titties either
stop lying i've never been with the girl
of big titties no it's stop lying dude
i've never i've never in my life
you've just not never talked even
what
yeah
i've never been with the girl big
titties
and what all right
i gotta get the [Β __Β ] out of here i gotta
be someone in two hours
so i'm gonna catch y'all later hey okay
give me mods please spam rob and
jillian's like links please
one time it's been fun all right hey
listen hey i swear we're gonna we're
gonna find you some [Β __Β ] you're gonna
fall in love with us i promise you bro
all right we're gonna all right we'll
get you we gonna get you through this
pain all right but as long as it's not
like martha stewart you know i'm saying
oh yeah we gonna find you a fat ass and
you know
somebody know how to uh take it from the
back of whatever you went to and [Β __Β ]
all right all right man i'm praying i'm
praying thank you og rob see you later
man hey hearts for og
hearts for og and uh pillion
i know all right man i gotta get to bed
yo you're gonna do that to me really
bro everybody left all right
um
i'm not gonna lie bro
yeah
i've never liked someone chat has linked
me
demi rose
deserves a follow-up dude no no someone
just linked somebody
that i'm looking at now
and her name is ruby rose
and i'm i think i like ruby better than
demi get that [Β __Β ] out of here ruby
look that up
the ruby rose you've never been with
like a girl who's like demi that's dude
when you talk about how many
you've been with i was just assuming
you've been with
it's like girls like that
like who
like demi
those people don't even exist in what do
you mean what do you what do you you
mean like augmented but not that level
or you i don't know just something that
you mean i've been with someone as fine
as demi rose [Β __Β ] but i've seen that
i've seen people like that in clubs and
[Β __Β ] i have seen that you were drunk
i swear to god dude i've seen that [Β __Β ]
obviously dude i have a keen eye that's
the thing i have a very keen eye i see
[Β __Β ] in michigan clubs you saw that yeah
yeah
bro what the [Β __Β ] you got going on in
vancouver you don't have nothing like
that well all of ours are la girls
believe it or not the bottle girls that
i dated they're all fake and stuff like
that and you're right it is like a more
rock like
boobie structure you're right about that
more a little more rock like that sucks
dude
yeah but that sucks
bro let me tell you the truth they've
done scientific studies this is
literally why
did you know that thick girls are
smarter
oh because of uh more calories more
no like having a fat ass actually makes
means you're smarter
what studies
you look it up
and that's why they're so elusive and so
hard to get
oh you're talking about like slim with
thick ass
yeah or just yeah because when you're
saying thick that thick to me means like
jello a lot of gelatin on the stomach
they still get a lot of guys at the
globe they're very pear pear like right
that's what i'm thinking no not i'm not
talking about a tummy
okay then that's not thick
what bro you you mean like fat that's
fake is super saiyan 1 bbw is super
saiyan 3 that's where you're going right
curvy ain't thick kirby is like you know
no kirby and thick is the same no curvy
is like millions they're making millions
of dollars have you ever heard of slim
waist
and thick
okay slim thick
yes now we're talking now we're at the
rose there okay i guess sometimes
believe it or not
i'm just as happy with slim think as i
am with uh
most the chicks i've been with the
jillion size right identical like even
the way their toes point together
but
for me it's not like i need one or the
other right
but
it is interesting now that you say
thicker ass means higher iq yes
i don't know if that's why it's harder
to get
i don't know if i believe that
yeah it is it's a 100 dude think about
it when have you ever heard of
a thick girl or a slim dick whatever
you're talking about that's easy to get
ain't no such thing in the history of
the world
ain't no such thing okay slim slim thick
are easy at the club those are some
ratchet ones i'm thinking of
right
there are some you're thinking of slim
you know what you're thinking you're
thinking of slim thick and pretty face
that's what you're thinking that's hard
that's a difference
i always notice this wherever there's a
friend a girlfriend group
the more reclusive and reserved one
who's not
being swayed by any guy and is like
actually doing their own thing always
the thick girl she always has ass and
she's always the one that's the most
unavailable
oh i see what you mean yeah now that i
think about it like they get taken quick
yeah
yeah they're always the most who's the
hardest to get
which is crazy because then
a lot of times their value will go down
because they'll be like oh i've had 40
boyfriends and it's like
oh
yeah you know
so sometimes it is all about family you
know because some family members can
have you ever seen a slim thing chick
protected by their family like their
family don't let them be ratchet
that's like oh yes i am that looks like
jesus christ to me like that looks crazy
to me
bro yeah that's actually
that's literally the ideal wife
yeah yeah that is the [Β __Β ] that's
that's the one that you're happy when
they get engaged because you're like
good that guy is going to treat her i'm
not happy dude i'm happy because i'm
like i'm not going to do a better job
than that guy dude when those girls get
engaged i'm like [Β __Β ] man she just got
off the market that's one less
opportunity for me for me i'm happy for
them because i'm like those girls are
always getting engaged with no but
yeah but there has to be a thought they
do go young you're right about that but
there has to be a thought in your head
where you think
it's not like i would have done better
you know i would have [Β __Β ] that up
you know what i mean by that like a lot
of time you look at like a really bad
chick when they get married and you go
oh i'm glad i stopped talking to her on
the dms because
you know i would have [Β __Β ] that up i'm
glad it's a good deal
i wasn't talking to her in the dms i was
just
dreaming from afar
you know yeah
i don't know skinny is also great like
um
i've some ski well skinny athletic not
skinny skinny dude i dude i it's hard
for me to get [Β __Β ]
horny when it comes to skinning i just i
can't even get it up
eat la dude you want to know how bad
i literally have to lie to myself and
cope like oh actually she's thick i i
over exaggerate her ass in my head just
to get it up when i'm in front of her
just to get it up i'm like over do you
do better with that
do you do better with the skinny ones
yeah it's way easier for me to get with
them yeah
that's interesting
yeah
i always thought life is unfair
where if i'm into petite that's gonna be
the hardest one to get
but for me it worked out pretty good
because that's the easiest
one that i'll connect with like i just
eat petite is super easy you know dude
but you want to realize all you know
this is why it's not i'm not demanding
the unreasonable i just want a woman
who's the female equivalent of me
because i am a i'm a thick guy you know
what i'm saying i'm a more stocky type
of guy right
and that's just what i want in a woman
you know a lot of people would say yo
you guys talking so much about physical
physical like that's kind of cave manny
but
a lot of life is physical we have to
admit this
dude of course it is
these people are the biggest [Β __Β ]
liars man
well
i don't think they're i swear i'm not
pandering to them i don't think that
they're lying i think they're lying to
themselves and it's self-deception they
believe it eventually yeah
i do you know what else is it's also the
bone structure it's not like just fat
distribution it's also like those girls
that have
thick
they have thick bones and they have like
big bones around their thighs and hips
and all around okay there's nothing
better what about skinny with when they
have skin a skinny one but with hips
like their bones just do that with the
arch doesn't that for me that destroys
the skin that's not skinny to me that's
that's awesome
yeah
yeah yeah yeah so if it's skinny with
the bones coming out kind of like that
like that hourglass bones
for me that's literally
uh i'm not talking about victoria's
secret i'm not into that look the
victoria secret is a little skinny for
me
i'm not into that at all never been i
pretend i am but yeah
but um
what i am talking about is man i can't
say names i don't
can't think of a star who am i thinking
of chad
um
like for a skinny girl
rachel cook let me just search this up
um is rachel cook
let's see
uh he sent me rachel cook and she is
well that's that's the girl who
disappeared
what do you mean
rachel how do you spell it was it cook
c-o-o-k-e
what the [Β __Β ]
whoever sent you that's a weird old dude
she she's like kidnapped oh wait
instagram maybe there's a different one
on instagram
but i don't know i don't know what's
going on that's that's really strange
yeah rachel cook is nice but again
i'm just thinking of structure wise
um
i'm pretty sure i would go for her
friends if they're all pretty i'm saying
you know obviously but her face is great
she looks great and stuff like that
obviously it looks great just i would
say that's a beautiful person that's not
my type
does that make sense
yeah yeah yeah that does make a lot of
sense
you look at the photo too
what photo of rachel cook
where did you get it i just googled it
dude how did you spell it rachel cook
okay okay this is an american model yeah
yeah these models are not my type i'm
sorry oh no no that's not my type at all
dude yeah she's way too skinny way way
too people call cap when i say this in
person people call cat
she's he has a nice face dude i don't
get this i don't get my this model look
i i don't get the model look i don't get
the face i don't get i'm not saying i
you know why i don't feel like i'm
[Β __Β ] saying this on a podcast because
chad you can't spin this anyway and make
us look bad
she makes millions of dollars off her
looks it's not rude for me to say
you want to know why not into the face
the baud anything like that but but i
swear there are people who have that
look that pull it off she's just not one
of them if i had my cream of the crop to
pick from i don't think i would choose
rachel cook
it's not for us it's for creepy old guys
they like that look
what do you mean
older older men creepy old guys like the
look of like super skinny and like
not having
right right because they go to the
victoria's secret events and [Β __Β ] yeah
yeah it's all for these rich old guys
it's not for us
someone said what about kiana all right
keanu who's just on my show she's very
chill we can talk about her she talked
about us
fine as hell i think yeah her her shape
kiana would not dude if anyone called
that skinny i'd be like get the [Β __Β ] out
of here that's pure athletic right yeah
she's athletic she's fine as well
obviously
same with jill super athletic in my
opinion yeah but people when i say
athletic people like oh they're not
actually athletes and blah blah i'm like
yeah
to me
yeah thick
especially with hips especially with
hips
yeah
nothing will compare for me from for my
taste like for what i instinctually need
i want i need it
i've never been with someone who doesn't
have i've been with skinny but
if they don't have this shape going for
them
right yeah i've never been
i needed to be bumped up a notch and i'm
not talking about a noticeable belly i'm
not into that but
it needs to just have a thickness it's
just thickness is the best word i can
describe it thick almost like
girth but for a woman okay
it's weird i can have phases where i
want really thick or i see it on tv or
something and it's great
but at the club i always go back to my
type i don't spend energy on that but if
that random
but if that pretty random thick one just
said hey i'm coming with you right and i
was a young guy who's influenced easily
i'd have been like okay i would've been
so happy but i've noticed where i spend
my time and energy they're always
identical to jill like every single one
of them so my ideal type
i feel like it's instinctual it's the
body type i described and then she has
thick curly brown hair
what am i thinking of here um
beyonce who am i thinking no no i mean
what beyonce
no oh yeah and then like then when it
comes to face that's a bonus the lips
all that kind of [Β __Β ] but the thick
thick hair thick curly hair like brown
hair like i don't know mediterranean
that will [Β __Β ]
nothing beats that to me that's the
that's i like that better than black
hair dude i once dated a chick and she's
like oh is there gonna since you guys
got the lips oh you've got full lips
dude dude
you're doing something wrong can i tell
you what you're doing wrong dude i swear
it took me years to figure this out
genius what this [Β __Β ] uh girl told me
at the club she's a barber or a hair
salon lady right yeah she's like come
with me to the washroom marshall
washroom she opens up the washroom takes
out these tiny scissors and she started
snipping all around my beard so the lips
are not touched by the beard and i like
when the beard touches lips but when she
did that she's like go home and look
what you look like and bro your lips
double in size if they're not covered by
hair right
you know what i mean and ever since then
i started shaving just
right here right here
and i do little things to get me from 9
out of 10 to 9.5 right chad uh like air
max's 9.9 right we do little things but
dude you never notice
italian girls are it's the bread it's
the pasta i don't know what it is
it gets hell man they could be blonde it
don't matter italian girls just [Β __Β ]
there's some that are just we don't have
any here
i've never seen an italian girl in
vancouver
hold up hold up let me see if i could
find the one i'm talking about i've
never seen it oh [Β __Β ] bro
look up look up
lindsay
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that is my type
it's spelled lin with a l-i-n-d
s-a and then capuano
and then on oh [Β __Β ] check
check it out
damn that is my type but if she had
thick brown hair that would be my
perfect time so you can get this you
just need to be five thousand viewer
handy
[Β __Β ] dude right that doesn't mean
that that doesn't mean 5k subs you need
to be five
you gotta be no no listen dude
billionaire you cannot you cannot just
be five thousand of your id with five
thousand subs you need to be five
thousand viewer andy with fifteen
thousand subs then you can get this okay
yeah man you have you ever been with a
girl like this
no the this level of fake is like these
guys are this is right that's real i
believe that's real
bro you guys i swear that's real you
don't know what fat transfer is
that's real
see what they squatted you're saying
no they're just italian they just got
that naturally
i'm looking at some photos and uh
i don't know i don't look fake to me
that does not look fake to me
are you sure
yeah
this girl's a cloud come on
bro bruh that
that's what i'm talking all right first
of all first of all here let me send you
on the discord
are you allowed to show uh
bikini photos hold on
i don't know
tell me that's real go
oh you didn't leave nothing
on discord
you just linked the google search of her
name you didn't link a photo you want a
[Β __Β ] screenshot tough guy you want to
leave well link the photo just link the
photo tell me that's real go ahead tough
guy
um
this one yeah that's real dude
that's real
what
so you see people in michigan you're
waiting
you see people you see people in
michigan with that ratio
bruh there's no way you've seen a human
i think i have walmart
no dude i see them i see them i do
it's it's kind of rare but i do see that
i literally see here's how i can see it
let's say they did liposuction on their
stomach
something like that maybe
i'm telling you we got this in michigan
we do have this in michigan one this
girl i hooked up with with like 1.6
million followers on instagram right
she's on twitch right
or i don't know 1.6 is probably million
plus i don't know if it's 1.6 maybe
listen listen this this girl that i've
been with yeah she's already talked
about it so it's fine
uh we're not saying names and let's just
do this because i want to be safe
yeah this girl i've been with
i couldn't believe
the size and stuff so i'm like there's
something real about this but is it real
and you know what she said to me
yeah she said
at these
i got
implants at these double d's right
yeah and
curvias
at it was huge right and then perfect
right and then she still did uh ass
shots injections
to make it extra so her bones told me
the body is real because i'm like that's
how it's shaped right that you can't lie
about the bones
but
even the people
here's what you're not put putting in
your head
that lindsay person you've dm me has
great genetics but they're enhanced
it's like can it's like think of if
canoed was natural and then he did roids
that's what she did
here's the thing i've seen this though
i've seen this
bruh the gym right next to me that i'm
banned from for different reasons yeah i
told you why
bruh
i haven't been there in years
i used to walk in that [Β __Β ] gym dude
and i would go home and just jack it
jack off
i'm kidding but
it was that level it was like that level
though like first of all i'm gonna just
say right now i'll take this to my grave
lindsay
is not this is enhanced this happens
listen forget lindsay forget her forget
about it
i'm really liking this right now dude
this gym just this gym right next to me
that i used to go to
these [Β __Β ] women
i've never seen anything on that like
that level i mean you've never seen
anything you're doing you're doing in my
[Β __Β ] life but that's what guys this
gym is a chain i've been to gyms i've
been to other gyms i've been to a bunch
of gyms in michigan this one
specifically right here i've never seen
anything look anything like that
you know i don't believe you because my
first day working at the club i was like
i i can't believe vancouver has prettier
girls than la
my 30th day working at the club i could
not believe
how bored i was with these girls i
couldn't believe it i was like they're
starting to look like sisters i was
shook i was like
you didn't get used to it if you worked
at that gym you would get more used to
it but listen the way you describe it to
me now
you have not seen
vancouver bro
bro you don't you haven't seen what i've
seen
in michigan you're comparing michigan to
vancouver yes
bro i don't know what it is bro you can
make but it's all about what's in
america man i don't know what's going on
in vancouver but no joe rogan said on
his podcast he said he traveled the
world and he said the most beautiful
women are all they were yeah because he
said they work in vancouver nightclubs
because he's like a boomer type of guy
and he likes those skinny girls or
whatever someone said has got bad for
beating his [Β __Β ] in the gym
no i got banned because i would come
late and the music would shut off every
time i walked in
and um
what is that like your power level
uh let's just leave it at that
um
but
yeah but every time i'll go during the
day which is very rare because i'm i was
a night owl just like now my success
rules got [Β __Β ] again
um what happened was
i would be mesmerized and i would
i would [Β __Β ] just be like
[Β __Β ] my life i will never ever get with
anyone like that yeah you will you're
gonna be a top streamer and you want you
want me to give you the ultimate
motivation ever
ugly
top street ugly medium streamers get
baddies
you
think about think about this ugly betas
get baddies on twitch so imagine what
you're gonna get plus you're exposed to
my network therefore you're always gonna
meet baddies the only thing is if you
ever
go bait on me if you ever go blue on me
just for a [Β __Β ] brand deal i'm never
gonna i will never take i will never
[Β __Β ] you know hurt i will never
take your bread and say what the [Β __Β ] is
this position but you will feel me
distance myself from you right
but
but
i genuinely think
if there's a chance you can tone it down
for a check mark or a brand deal
take it trust me you can always come
back you can always come back take it
it's all about you you you right now
don't follow my extreme example right
right
win win win win because you're missing
out on law school now and now it's for
real and don't worry about chicks you're
gonna have so many and i promise you if
you ever feel like you don't have chicks
buy a ticket meet me in la and you'll
see you'll
you will see
what the power level i possess and you
know what's crazy
everything can be achieved your dream
girl everything like that
through hard work everything yeah i know
but but
but the second you get that chick
oh
oh you're gonna bust nuts and guess what
guess what's gonna happen
yeah i know i know what you're gonna
turn into [Β __Β ] slicker and be a 600
viewer andy oh [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] no dude
so guess what stay focused stay focused
stay focused that's but that's if you
stay with them i don't plan on doing
that well no if it's your dream i want
you to stay with them
your dream check
i want you to be happy
bro my dream check is not gonna have
that's the thing is like
you add the equation plus you don't got
no bodies or whatever she don't got that
much of history
each that girl does not exist that's a
unicorn she don't even exist
so yeah i mean i guess my dream girl
don't exist
she does and what's funny is uh
she only got eyes for has when he's at
5k viewers and when you're at 5k
[Β __Β ] you know who you're auto
hosting [Β __Β ]
you think i'm joking this kind of things
i'm joking this guy no i'm not i'm not
dude i [Β __Β ] uh host you now all the
time the only reason i don't host you
now is if i
uh
no now now i don't need hosts now when
you're at 5k that's when i'm going to
call in my favors
yeah i mean
i don't got any other friends on twitch
besides jackson
yeah how did you meet him
how'd you meet him
so he was debating vos i didn't know who
he was and he was doing so good in that
debate i was so shocked and he made voss
rage quit the debate no way where's i
dm'd
you should watch that debate sometime
um twitch
and uh i was just
told we should collab and [Β __Β ] and then
ever since he's a really cool guy he's a
good guy i think he's coming on tomorrow
on the royale as soon as he did uh he
did a meme for my community
he did a meme
just for my community something i forgot
what it was but it was something just
it's something from here
boom instantly like the dude and i just
talked to him today he was supposed to
be on today but when i have four screens
i don't open the podcast to anyone else
you know yeah i think four is the best
because if you think about it we hadn't
it took time for you guys to be social
so i had to supercharge the beginning of
the podcast with my [Β __Β ] filler right
the zerka filler
and then you guys started flowing
together but that was a good four and i
think you me og rob is a [Β __Β ]
killer
it's
shades of cavemen we're all different
shades of cavemen you know what i mean
and it's great yeah that's facts
yeah
but i really gotta go to bed
[Music]
yeah yeah dude let me tell you something
okay that rose is still in my mind
rose demi rose yeah i've never seen that
person because i'm not on insta
that's what i'm saying dude that's what
i i don't
dude most guys they just don't have
refined taste
they don't refine that taste and
actually know like what they really
really want
and i'm a guy
i've been running algorithms since i was
in high school to directly
know exactly not only what i want but
what turns me into a [Β __Β ] dog
and i know that you know like a lot of
guys just like there's a hot girl
and that's it she's just hot and i'm not
like that like i have a very specific
type of thing where like
yeah that's that's the only type of girl
that can [Β __Β ] motivate me that first
one you mentioned was pretty nice the
adam sandler chick
yeah yeah because i saw that i was
sitting and watching this movie
and i was like
i dude i you know what i mean truth
when i saw her in that movie
i was about to cry
oh dude i felt like that before when
it's like that bad then you're like
holy [Β __Β ]
like
like she is real and i will never meet
her i will never know who she is she
will never be in my life i will never
have her and yet she's on my tv and i'm
watching her right now
bro the chat listen chad you're wrong
because
i don't watch porn for other reasons but
there's no one in porn
who fits what i'm talking about there's
no julia fox who does porn
whoa you've been such a thing i've never
seen and i used to that's why i can't
that's why
that's why i can't never name a hub star
because i'm not into it
yeah
yeah
that [Β __Β ] do not exist in porn
interesting okay
you know what's interesting about life
yeah
see like this is this is the thing it's
like it's not just i see her in a movie
like sometimes i'll see that girl in
real life and i'll never get her out of
my head for like weeks
yeah i'll just always like what the [Β __Β ]
who was that girl
i dude have you ever
looked at someone on the train the bus
wherever
and you guys look at each other and she
gives you these eyes that are like
i know you're not coming into my life
but i wouldn't mind at all getting to
know you i really want they give you
this look where it's like i want to know
you although it'll never work and you
know if you go talk to them
that you know they'll be open to it
because they're giving you those eyes
and then you just look down
right and then you look up and then they
they get noticed that they're looking
and then they look away and it's over
forever and you never see them again
you know what i mean have you ever been
in public scenario where you're like oh
that's my match but we're never gonna
know who we are and then he's like
yeah yeah dude and you know that you
know where you will find
your soul mate that you'll never meet
at an airport
that's so [Β __Β ] based dude
that is so [Β __Β ]
bro the most emotional you'll be is on
that [Β __Β ] flight that is so [Β __Β ]
based dude
because you see them in a tired sleepy
home state where they're with their
luggage just trying to get get on by and
they look real
and your mom is in your ear
your mom is taught your mom is talking
and you're like shut up mom
and that's literally your [Β __Β ] soul
mate
dude there's never been a girl who's not
just forget about sexual attraction
emotional you just said emotional
attraction
there's you will never have that
anywhere but on an airplane or in the
airport in the terminal she's got her
luggage she just woke up her hair's a
little bit messy yeah
she's looking the most authentic she'll
ever be
[Β __Β ] man
val says you copied him
who
yeah chatter faust
who's fast
this is sick that's such a sick name
yeah unless it's fostography
that would be lame
dante dante faust
isaiah
enzo are some of the most badass names
someone right down the list i always
forget those are some badass badass
names yeah
so john you believe in love at first
sight no love is for pathetic weaklings
bro there's no such thing i believe in
max infatuation at first sight
yeah
yeah
like a lot of chat doesn't understand
that if you get locked into a prison
cell with an average chick after two
years that's your soulmate
you know what i mean like that's that's
how love works like people don't get it
that's facts
yeah
except that dude who was do you remember
that good-looking guy who was in prison
and he was so good-looking that people
made a big deal that he's in prison when
he got out he became a famous
guy and he ditched his [Β __Β ] wife
and i was like
facebook i remember that [Β __Β ]
some of those guys who are max good
looks like that guy they they are the
only ones that can break the matrix of
you need to have money
right when the looks are maxed out like
that when all the stats are on beauty
damn
bro this dude looks like if you're
playing mmo and this is like the default
starting phase of the mmo
without having to make any custom edits
all right but um i really got to go to
bed hold on let's just crush this last
question rev underscoring asks john
circo what is the point of a
relationship if love doesn't exist i'll
answer it quick and has will go in depth
i will say um it's to your benefit you
will be happier with a
transactional relationship like a
marriage because uh
basically
they're fulfilling you nothing really
fulfills you besides community and you
want a tribe you want to be very close
with people
but that doesn't mean you have to make
choices based on love like what hasn't i
let me ask
what if she said no prenup
and i wouldn't get married to begin with
all right no no but we're doing the
marriage thing right yeah she says no
prenup but if i'm marrying her then i'm
i if i'm marrying her then i genuinely
believe we will never get divorced that
so that's literally the definition of
love this guy's [Β __Β ] as [Β __Β ]
bruh but that's why i don't think i'm
going to get married
you're going to go with a 70 divorce
rate just because you like them that
much
i said i'm probably not going to get
married no but if you had to
you're saying you're going 50 50.
well if i had to yeah if i had to i'd
get a prenup but that's just if i had to
why would i have to would you ever
gamble with an 80 losing rate
no why the [Β __Β ] would you not sign the
prenup you know if i had to then i would
sign it but if i'm getting married then
i am assuming that with 100 certainty
i will not get divorced some girl said
what if everything was perfect and
therefore making the prenup like void
and null and
it doesn't make sense i said then i
would still do a prenup just to make me
look more attractive
thanks for coming there yo spam his link
chat and um i guess we're going to wrap
it up with some react thanks for coming
g all right yeah see you later man hey
listen to me listen to me yeah
how many hours you stream today
just like three and a half [Β __Β ] rookie
hours push it tomorrow you gotta push it
tomorrow i will i'm gonna push it
tomorrow line up some reacts and all
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tomorrow minimum [Β __Β ] yeah and yo
press them they need to subscribe
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that's facts that's facts all right man
i'll see you later see you tomorrow
[Β __Β ] yo you know chad