PREGAME 2 [RALLYING THE TROOPS]

2021-03-12

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in the chat

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for how long can they keep doubting us

victory after victory

the invite show will

be triumphant once

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again

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the undefeated the unbeatable

army are infrared

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salute the soldiers in the chat

salute the greatest most powerful

most undefeatable chat in the fucking

world

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they doubted us for so long

thinking our eyes could be stopped

thinking that this was gonna be a flash

in the pan

thinking it'll be a little spark

a comet extinguished in a flash of

brilliance when in fact

infrared is a flame that burns

bright and burns long

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we're here to stay and we're not going

anywhere

our state on this platform and on

youtube

is permanent

they thought they could defeat us

they thought they could get rid of

infrared but we

are the ones who will be getting rid of

them

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we're not here to do it

we're not here to fuck around

we're in it to win and to win

bigly

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gorillas and sons in the chat

groomers and friends in the chat

they don't know what we're about they

don't know who we are

they don't know where we came from

they thought it would be a flash in the

band

but there's not a single on any fucking

platform

as high energy as ours as powerful

as ours

we're not here to dilly dally

we're not here to play games

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we're here to win

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permanently we

will win this battle

and come out on top but we need you

the chat to vote for us

we need you the chat to be there

and how many times has this chat let

infrared down

that's right never

what are we checked 100 percent

stalinist

100 miles 100 percent like senegalese

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these fools believe in cia propaganda

we're gonna educate them

how are

salute the chat

15 seconds of silence saluting the chat

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who's to come out on top tonight

go ahead tell us chat tell me

i long to know the future i

long to look into the crystal ball and

heed the advice of you fortune tellers

who is gonna come out tonight on top

tell me chat i beg of you

what's that what's that

louder sad louder louder i can't hear

you

i can't hear you

who's gonna win tonight i can't hear you

chad

ah that's right i think i'm hearing

correctly

that infrared will win

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12 13 14 opponents

and we will come out on top

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what is infrared infrared is a platform

for marxism meninism in the age of

multi-polarity

and the post-covered world

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we're not like those other red jew

fakes and we'll never be like them

we are the future of the left on twitch

on youtube if they haven't heard of us

they will vary very soon

the tankies will inherit the future

and the cia dsa left

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infrared

loses sleep pondering

and contemplating the inevitability

of our debate

i am your vehicle

i am your mecca

i am your mech robot and you the chat

are piloting i am your jager

and we will take on the kaiju

all this power comes only

from you

i am the tank and you are

the pilot

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you will steer me into the direction

on the whole fucking internet and we

will

take over the game

who am i here for chad tell me who i'm

here for

i long to know what you know

tell me who i'm here for for you

for you

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you think i'm here for myself

i don't know nothing about this twitch

stuff i don't know nothing about these

game shows

when i win you're gonna win

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in the chat

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who wins who's gonna win tonight

who's gonna win tonight chad

come on let's hear it who's gonna

triumph

and be victorious

that's right we will

mods spam the link to the real nimble

show

at 9 00 pm est t-minus 20 minutes

span that link so the chat knows where

to go

spam the link mods spam that link so

they can know

twitch.tv slash the real limbo

expand that link so they know i will go

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our army isn't getting lost we know the

road that we're

on because we have a map and this map

will take us to victory

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this map will take us to the capital

city of bret tube

and we will plant our flag on the

highest

capital building

rosh's mansion our

flag will be propped on top

and they believe in genetics

fools fools

and they believe in cra propaganda

and they believe in cnn and they believe

in the fake news

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fools a lot of them

not a single hater stands in our way

and stands a chance where's the chat

going

twitch.tv slash the real nimble

no way to go in t

minus five minutes

i'm gonna be departing on the infrared

toward the heat of battle it's the

infrared battle bus

and i'll fly out on a parachute

and i will win that victory royale for

you

you the chat

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t-minus five minutes and departing

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victory lawyer

the haters can't stop us

the haters don't stand the fucking

chance

you know where to go tonight you know

where i'll be

that's right you know where i'll be

you know where i'll be tonight

sitting on a pile of metaphorical skulls

on a throne of metaphorical skulls

that's where i'll be and

who at the end of the day will be

sitting

on top you

the track you

will own this victory

tell me will the day come

then i betray the chat with the fame and

fortune of bread too

and of twitch will the day come

that i forget about the gorillas and

sons

that bring us to victory every single

day

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hell no

we'll never forget never surrender

never capitulate

hell no never be brought to

infrared is an entirely new thing

and pretty soon they're going to stop

talking about great food

they're going to be talking about

infrared too

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check do you smell that

it's the smell of toast

burnt toast

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and with infrared vision beyond

the capacities of my own sight

i can see our path

to victory and it has never

been so clear

the haters are receiving

the haters are troubling

and there is nothing nothing they can do

each and every one of my opponents

tonight

each and every one

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you know what to do spam that link

because in t minus 15 seconds

we are going to be in

the heat of battle and i cannot do it

without you the chat

laid into number yes that's what we'll

actually you're right

we will raid the real member in t minus

10 minutes

t minus 10 minutes so the speech will

continue

stay in here chat stay

we will raid the real limbo

give them to those youtube people so

they know where to go

youtube gorillas you have been the

original loyalists

but tonight i ask you to leave your

youtube villages behind

for one night and come

come to twitch for the honor

and victory of the infrared show

i know you youtube people

you live in your youtube village and no

one will take that from you

but tonight i am asking you

come to twitch.tv slash the real limbo

so that together we can conquer

the internet

who's gonna win let me hear it chad

who is going to win is it going to be

breakthrough

is it going to be rush is it going to be

the limbs

is it going to be the rightest

who's it gonna be chet

is it gonna be the gene believers

what a foolish thing to believe in

who's it gonna be chad only one can be

real

only one winner can prevail tonight

who's it gonna be

who is it going to be

i can't hear you i can't hear you

my martial arts skills have only

strengthened since our last show

we were banned off twitch for a week

because of san soy the pussy

but we're back and we're gonna win

this second real nimbo show

we're back we're not going anywhere

we won the first one and we're gonna win

this one too

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our martial arts skills heavily

strengthened

i've become supercharged with combat

abilities

which i have learned while in retreat

after being banned from what i have

trained

in solitude and now my powers

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are in control

it's only a glimpse of my power you just

saw

only a glimpse

while in that mountain retreat after

being banned from twitch

i contemplated the way

of the martial arts

who is it we are fighting

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we are fighting them all

because we must rise to the top

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i am growing with power

the power and radiance

of the sun

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they think they can stop us

they think they can put an end

to what we've started will they succeed

chet

will they succeed

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let me know check let me go if they're

going to succeed

let me know what's that no

they're not gonna succeed now are they

nor can they

infrared simply cannot be stopped

our rise has been so tremendous

so unstoppable

that they tremble and fear and see

at the near sight of our gorilla army

gurus and sons in the chat

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them where were they

when we only had 20 viewers

where were they when no one believed in

us where were they

they were nowhere to be found because

only you

believe in this

only you believe in this

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and with the power of the sun

we will stamp out the gamers crawling in

the shadows

attempting to plot against us

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all we need is the truth and it's

blinding light

all we need

is one and another and it doesn't hurt

it doesn't hurt to be on the march

what do we need what do we need

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victory unconditional

victory

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we need to win

and we won't win

the haters can't stop us the haters

can't do shit

we're calling the bluffs they're paper

tigers

and i am feeling some dew in the wind

because now it's about to rain

and the paper tigers will be swept up

by an aquatic storm and crumbled

into nothingness

they thought they could get away with it

they thought they could ban us

and weaken us forever and what happened

we triumphed

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in the earth everyone

who triumphed whose victory is this

our victory

we will win

they believe in genetics

they believe in cnn

they believe in their factoids and life

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i'm too mad

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i know i'm gonna see you very soon

the great army is mobilized and ready

and i must prepare for deployment

we are getting on that battle bus and

i'm

jumping off into the leader battle

and we will come out on top with a

victory

royale

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let me hear it no more jacobin

no more dsa

no more cra

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but what if not cp

usa 2036

and now gorilla army

let me tell you i'll see you

on the battlefield and i hope

i hope you come with your best

fighting spirit

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because tonight isn't gonna be like last

time

it's not gonna be easy but we

will come out on top

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stand by for departure stand by for

departure

we're almost ready for departure stand

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guerrilla army i'll see you

in the field about get ready

let's get ready

you