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wow

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we went viral on them they looking it's

a sunny service in brooklyn it's a city

that come with the lights i'm with the

drillers that come with the night they

do four years of college but they'll do

25 to life we make money every night

never too big of a price after i buy the

chicago

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post it you got an album postponed i

dropped two and they both going i got a

feeling they in the feelings if i'm on

the show but won't show it you gotta

watch me in slow motion i'm in that wide

body bins i go back to college do it out

and then drop out again took me a minute

to get here my vision is crystal clear

excuse me but there's a feature of the

year i feel like sinatra in these

streets me and drizzy we at peace

there's the backpack with the polo and

the first jesus piece i'm from the shop

but i'm always new york in the city they

treat me like jesus smoking i've been

through the pain and all the determine i

say in his name i make an important

point now it's time to give him hell

that's my staffer pam well this

afternoon 100 guns pulling up to snl

when i pull up is dead on arrival they

act like they love you they don't even

like you they throw a party won't even

invite you i see the same thing happen

to michael you're black and rich they

saying you cycle

it's like a cycle if you text me

anything hype you better text back and

say it's the type of city of gods no

city is like you it's the new new york

yeah the goat father is viral this is

the bible

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please

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don't leave me

please

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this night is cold in the kingdom

i can feel you fade away

from the kitchen to the bathroom sinking

your steps keep me awake don't cut me

down throw me out bring me here to waste

i once was a man with dignity and grace

now i'm slipping through the cracks of

your cold embrace so please

please

could you find a way to let me down

slowly a little sympathy i hope you can

show me

if you wanna go then i'll be so lonely

if you're leaving baby let me down

slowly

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baby let me down slowly

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don't cut me down throw me

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please

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and i can't stop myself

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a little sympathy i hope you can show me

if you wanna go then i'll be so lonely

if you're leaving baby let me down

slowly let me down

well then i'll be so lonely

if you're leaving baby let me down

slowly

me all your sweet sweet little eyes all

about the dark places you hide tell me

all your problems make the mind tell me

all your sweet sweet little lies

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tell me all your sweet sweet little eyes

all about the dark places you hide tell

me all your problems make the mind tell

me all your sweet sweet little lies

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we can really

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i'll never take my

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tell

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me how your problems

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i love the picture in my head but

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tell me

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goodbye

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i still hear your voice when you sleep

next to me

i still feel your touch in my

dreams

forgive me

alright guys

stream has started late

but the difference is is that today's

stream is going to be pretty long

because i already worked out earlier

today so i don't got to end it early to

go to the gym i could just

i could end it whenever the [ __ ] i want

to go to sleep you know so we're going

to have a longer stream today you know

we're not going to have a short stream

again

and that also means we're going to do

some more gta rp

later

and we're going to conti

i think we should continue on the

journey of zelinski obama we should

continue on that journey

uh

and pursue that okay

uh anyway on a more serious note

um actually not serious at all

it's not serious at all actually

um

so basically uh

i kind of want to talk a little bit

about

yeah i'm gonna mention it guys i i i

covered it live right with the the whole

you know

i was thinking about it a little more

because you know i'm a [ __ ] sheep

like everyone else i just

have to get in on this and i can't just

look past it i have to address it

but um

i'm looking for the example

but i think it's actually scary i think

will smith has turned into something

scary

which is

and this is also

you know this applies to a certain band

streamer as well who's starting to act

this way as well

i call it

the enraged cuck

you know a cuck

so these cucks out here

they're starting to do anything except

not be a [ __ ]

they're starting to get super vicious

and aggressive and they're lashing out

and [ __ ]

but they still won't just stop being cut

you know you don't have to do all that

let me tell you what

i don't think anybody's that far gone

you know anybody can be saved right you

want to know what will gotta do

to uh preserve his honor preserve his

dignity all he's gotta do

is divorce that woman divorce her

name seem be seen in public with hella

[ __ ] and [ __ ] and divorce her and

your dignity will be intact you don't

gotta do all this crazy [ __ ]

you know

this is what my honest advice to soy

boys because they never understand it

it's always these soy boys these cucks

they don't [ __ ] understand it

it's not that deep

oftentimes i get it will i sympathize

with you you're getting clowned on

you're getting disrespected i've been

disrespected so i understand it right

i get it i get it you're you know all

these comments on the internet

but you know what will you can't have

your cake and eat it too because all of

that stems from a very simple problem

which you can solve

these people are not attacking your very

existence all you gotta do is just

divorce her you will get so much respect

you know people will see you as a man

again if you just just be like you know

what

i've been living a lie this isn't how my

father raised me

you know

this ain't how my father raised me

um

you know

i'm divorcing her i can't i woke up you

know he'd be like i just woke up one day

and he starts becoming more based that's

all he's got to [ __ ] do you know

that's all he's got to do

he's got to live that single and i i

know it's painful right

jaden scarred for life

ultimately it's her fault honestly it's

her fault

and that dishonor

you know these elites man they are so

degenerate

these elites

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and you know what hold on

before we go forward can everyone shut

the [ __ ] up about alopecia everyone's

like thank you j.n.r everyone's like

she had alopecia [ __ ] do you

know what alopecia even means

it literally just means [ __ ] hair

loss in [ __ ] latin that's all it

means

you're just saying she has hair loss

it's not like people it's not like a

widely understood thing

i know women get this autoimmune thing

that's responsible for their hair loss

but it's not widely understood right

it's almost just as mysterious as male

pattern baldness you don't call men

going bald alopecia you just say ah

[ __ ] go involved and it's part

of life well some sometimes that happens

to women

but i all the time i'm seeing this [ __ ]

she's got alopecia you mean hair loss in

latin because that's all it [ __ ]

means it's not like referring to this

precise

condition that's widely understood it's

just [ __ ] hair loss okay

so i'm really sick of [ __ ]

walking around

talking about alopecia shut the [ __ ] up

man

alopecia

you're just trying to say she's going

bald in a pretentious way okay people's

stupid as hell now where's the joke too

far

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if it wasn't for that

you know what if it wasn't for the cuck

[ __ ]

i think it would be pretty badass not

gonna lie

[ __ ] these you know i think would be

badass if it wasn't for the fact that

he's a cop that's just my personal

opinion

i think it would be badass you know i

don't even know if i'm allowed to say

that but

the fact that he's yeah if somebody

that's i i agree we should start

changing the culture in this country

don't be out here insulting a man's

wife and her appearance because let me

tell you guys what

you know in a tribal society in a

traditional society you talk about a

man's wife's looks

and you will be beheaded you will be

beheaded easily

you will just get beheaded okay

you know uh so i understand that but i'm

just saying there's a context that's

missing

that makes it very hard for me to

sympathize

with uh mr smith it's an extremely

important context

and that context is the fact that

right

they're in an open marriage are they in

an open marriage or i don't know the

fact that she cheated

and he's still with her

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yeah bald and bankrupt had to literally

flee chechnya

because he insulted chechen women and

they were gonna be headed you know you

gotta get

you don't do you can't just say whatever

the [ __ ] you want i don't care if it's a

comedian i don't give a [ __ ] you can't

just say whatever the [ __ ] you want

right

but let me tell you what

first of all

shut the [ __ ] up yeah

um she's not i don't know she's not

going through chemotherapy

she just has female baldness that's it

okay which you know

i said this

you know there's multiple angles and

multiple ways of looking at it

but ultimately i'm gonna give you my

take it's as simple as that

i thought that dude was banned

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so i can't show you this because his

name is tos

but this is what this dude sam hyde is

saying he said actors hollywood types

and little nerd shits like chris rock

all get apoplectic about actual pain and

violence and need a hundred

walk-throughs of exactly what's gonna

happen would anyone ever let them

would never ever let anyone hit them to

the point where there are white marks

immediately after the impact

chris leaned forward

because he's a little seth meyers nerd

and wouldn't believe in a million years

that anyone would ever hit him

and pulled back with an instinctive

flinch reaction oh he's talking about

whether it's staged okay

um

i i don't know if it was fake i still am

leaning on the fact that it was fake

um

these are things that an actor like

joaquin phoenix canadically fake but

after meditating over an asteroid for

two hours and being sleep deprived

will smith isn't that caliber of an

actor

his wobbly about to cry upper lip

will smith is actual cuck and both these

guys are insulated hollywood types with

i'm sure insane politics this is

irrelevant if someone does something

praiseworthy

they should be praised

uh

yeah

i ca yeah i kind of agree with that

but i do i do gotta point out

i do really gotta point out okay

it's very important that i point out

right

that this dude you know the context of

the whole situation with his marriage

makes me very hard to i actually wanted

to talk about this so let's get that

context out of the way and then let's

talk about the danger we're getting in

our society because

i'm gonna explain to you what's going on

so in the 2010s was the era of the cuck

the soy boy the reddit nerd whatever the

[ __ ] you want to call these people the

cucks

thanks in part to people like haas and

other toxic

males

who checked these people and put a

mirror in front of their face like you

are a [ __ ] you are soy you are a beta

and this thunder these thunderous words

were like the words of the primordial

father right and it's awakened all these

nerds and jolted them right like a

certain band streamer

um you know but here's the problem

is

they're not they're they're becoming

instead of learning and becoming real

men they're starting to become like

monstrous

freaks of nature they're like

yeah

i've also got a knife

it's like nah man that's not what we

were

you know

you didn't you don't got to go all there

you don't got to go all there

all you have to do is stop being a cuck

and you know have some dignity you don't

got to be like you know i don't like

this will smith guy because he's he

ruined the whole night he's at that

night he's going

he's crying all the attention's on him

for all because you had a gyno rage fit

because you're a cuck

i don't respect that i don't respect

that

that's what's going on with a certain

band streamer too it's like they're

it's like they're throwing these

emotional tantrums and we all have to

care [ __ ] you man it ain't that deep

you're not the set this

you don't matter as much as you [ __ ]

think you do you're not as important as

you think you are and you're doing all

these temper tantrums and [ __ ]

and and you know what

they need to be stopped

i think they need to be stopped i think

these [ __ ] these enraged cucks need to

be stopped because i think this is bad i

think yeah that's they're going down the

path of hitler because you know what you

know who the first

cuck with rage was hitler

you know this dude was getting on

podiums and screaming on you know doing

all that crazy [ __ ]

you know

and [ __ ] ain't that deep

it ain't that deep

but they take it too far to satanic

levels they take it too far to a satanic

point where it becomes the inverse the

opposite right it becomes the same thing

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like you know what that's also what we

got you know in these schools you know

you got that weird kid in school

and some people start chuckling at him

like haha and he's like you're chuckling

at me i will annihilate everyone and

it's like

that deep

it ain't that deep

you know what i mean

so we gotta address this problem of

cucks with rage

because those [ __ ] are

dangerous

thank you object warrior appreciate you

and i think they got [ __ ] misunderstood

when we are trying to check them

and we're trying to uh you know

promote good behaviors

they're thinking like oh

you don't respect me because i don't

inflict damage on people no we don't

respect you because you don't have any

[ __ ] self-respect

you don't have any dignity you know like

i said will smith's gotta go and slap

someone instead of getting a divorce

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and

you know what's [ __ ] crazy

you know what's actually [ __ ] crazy

is that this is what blows my [ __ ]

mind

you know you could say it's a noble

thing what will did for his wife what

man at the oscars treats his wife like

that

none is that because will is such a

honorable man i don't think so

there's something weird psychological

going down she does to him why does he

worship her what's so great about her to

be treated like a queen like that

nothing because she cheated on him

i don't you know

there's a word i'm not allowed to say on

twitch it kind of sounds like shrimp

and that's a problem

that's an epidemic you know this i i

made a post one time is so true is that

the what it what is the definition of a

shrimp

somebody who replaces their love of god

for a woman

because you you give too much to women

i'm sorry

you should honor your wife you don't

love your wife whatever that's fine

but she's not god

no woman is god you understand

especially if you're not gonna marry her

right but we got these

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crustacean uh sea creatures i can't see

say the word right they're out here

uh

they're out here right and and

it's like

they they they put too much meaning in

busting or not you know they they look

and they see that you know big booty

[ __ ] whatever they're like

and then suddenly it's not just about

busting or not it's like

this is divinity

and i get it that is god created that

it's be it's a great thing but you're

confusing that for god itself himself

you know you're confusing that for god

himself

okay you're confusing that for god

himself and it's leading you down up

yeah you're it's leading you down a path

where she's going to cheat on you she's

going to do all this nefarious [ __ ] this

nefarious [ __ ] and you're gonna look the

other way because you're like you know

what

nah brian will smith man

you wanna know what makes me so sad

about this i think will

he's probably not a bad dude he's

probably not a bad dude but he's never

been shown the way he's never been shown

the way okay

and everybody's got to pay for it he has

never been shown the way

he's never been shown

how to have dignity how to stand up for

himself

he's never been shown

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what would uncle feel let me ask you let

me tell you something right

man i feel bad for him but i also feel

sorry for the people around him because

nothing is more dangerous

than an enraged [ __ ] it's a very

dangerous thing it's very dangerous

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and again it ain't that deep

you know i feel bad for this dude will

smith but honest to god man

you know will smith let me give you a

direct message to will smith in case he

ever says this you know what will smith

i'm not an [ __ ]

you know i'm understanding i'm not a

judgmental person i'm an understanding

person but i'm telling you i'm telling

it to you straight

you are being treated this way by

society because you are setting a bad

example

we don't live in a society of men where

it's acceptable that your woman is going

sleeping with other men

you understand

that ain't that's not respectable that's

not acceptable

so you gotta understand

you know when people are clowning on you

you can take a hint and say okay how do

i

how do what message should i take away

from this and you know why i'm saying

this will because people attack me all

the [ __ ] time except they don't

attack me for anything

that's my fault they just do it because

they hate my existence right but in your

case all you literally gotta do is

divorce her divorce her

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and stand up for yourself say jada i

say hell no i'm not gonna [ __ ]

tolerate that [ __ ] my son's friend you

had an entanglement will entangle these

divorce papers

you know

he actually loves her

damn man somebody's that's why he's

being clowned on

man you saying you love her

but we got a dude named august beating

your wife's cheeks and he was all up in

there you're loving her and he was all

up in there well

all up in there inside of there

and you're talking about love will

somebody just just understand this well

all up in there

you understand

you know you think it's a joke dude wake

the [ __ ] up

what would your father say what would

your grandfather say

this is ridiculous you gotta get a

divorce man that's another man

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that's another man and then let me let

me try if you want to if you need it to

be visualized we can get graphic

you know what i'm saying like this dude

was in there

he was in there just think of what his

face looked like

that he that was all his

that was all his

you understand and that was your wife

that you

loved you know what i mean

why does this gotta be explained to some

people i don't get it

i don't get it i don't know why this

gotta be i don't wanna take it here will

i don't wanna take it here but let me

tell you what that's the truth

and everyone can see that and you're

setting a bad example for the youth

you're setting a bad example for men in

this society hell no we're gonna

tolerate that [ __ ] man

there's nothing worth a man

staying with a woman who cheated on him

nothing there's nothing in the world

nothing in the world worth that

and she made him feel guilty and you

want to know why because will's probably

a good dude but he's got a you know i

don't know what we'll we're not just

doing this we're not doing this to

attack you man we're doing it to wake

you the [ __ ] up

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you know the name august triggers

something in you because you're living

your life in a wrong way if you got that

divorce and live your best life will

you're a good-looking

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all right look i was saying like i was

saying

will cheated first

then she should get the divorce

if that's her line if she's okay with it

then be okay with it

and i'm gonna stand on this hill i'm

gonna [ __ ] with nobody says

i'm gonna stand on this hill i'm gonna

defend this now maybe in the future we

will all be equal in the same

maybe i'm not going to write that off

maybe but here and now in this society

it is not the same thing if a woman

cheats and a man cheats you want to know

why because the man is the head of the

household the household literally takes

the man's last name and he's the

protector he's the figurehead if he

looks like a

you know if he looks like a clown

you're destroying the whole family

and i get it

if a man cheats that devastates that can

devastate a woman that can you know

break her heart

but there's more at stake than

individual feeling when it comes to a

man if you cheat on a man in a family

not only is he gonna also have his heart

broken and feel bad or whatever whatever

everyone does right

you are actually harming

the family itself

you're you're actually harming

the foundation of the entire family

so it ain't the same

what if she cheats and regrets it then

kick rocks

ain't my fault you regret it

that you know what that regret should go

into the custody issue right because if

you regret it whatever you're remorseful

then you know you should probably have

more custody of the kids and that's fine

but the divorce needs to happen if a

woman cheats on a man their need there

is no [ __ ] reason there shouldn't be

a divorce none

absolutely no reason absolutely no why

are we even saying that

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they didn't regret taking every measure

to get

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russia dropped denotification

what give me the source where's the

source for that

we see denotification it's going to be

breaking news

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this is financial times

all right we're gonna actually go

through this

because i need this must be some

breaking news that i didn't see

so [ __ ] it's behind a [ __ ] paywall

behind a [ __ ] paywall

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here's what i think would be a better

path

actually we're going to get to that in a

second but just before we get into it i

think a better path to peace

would actually be

all of nova russia goes to russia

odessa

all of eastern ukraine goes to russia

all of it every single part of it

and then ukraine can just keep

you know they can keep the rest

kick rocks have fun kick take the rest

western ukraine should go to poland

hungary

or

just

look i'm talking about the path to peace

okay

maybe if ukraine wants to be more

westernized then maybe western ukraine

will just be ukraine and they can just

be like a polish colony

right and they can just live that

western life

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what if it becomes extremely nato

friendly

goodbye no russell's not gonna tolerate

it

ukraine keep any access to the black

scene

honestly

i can't even say okay

it's putin a dog no okay back to will

smith though all right back to what

matters i'm just kidding we're gonna get

to the news in a second guys we're gonna

get to the news in a second

but um

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i just gotta say something right because

there's a lot of layers to this [ __ ]

now

since we understand that that that

context with will smith

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stop wasting time on him okay then

explain this to me imagine your girl

you come home

and she's at the she's waiting at the

kitchen she's doing her thing and you

look at her face and she's got the face

of an angel that's your woman right

supposedly you're married to her you

have kids and everything and then

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and then in your head all of a sudden

you see her face and her face

starts morphing

into a dude named august

and then in your head august looks to

you and he said i hit that

tell me what you would do

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tell me what you would do huh that's

what it is because that's what it is

because that's what it is

that's exactly what it is a dude named

august a whole other man a whole other

man was up in there will a whole other

man

an entire other man

sonic be careful man he can't do that

[ __ ]

a whole other man

another dude

of the male

sex

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a whole other dude

i'm a ghost i call your name you look

right through me

you're the reason i'm alone

i can't show that on streets

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oh

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because i gotta keep emphasizing that i

gotta keep hammering that point home

because a lot of people seem to be

confused and are not understanding it a

whole other man a sweaty dude another

dude this is a dude another man

all up in your wife

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that pain you feel will is real i saw

him crying he was crying he was in pain

but don't shoot the messenger will

because we're just putting a mirror with

you know these satanic hollywood elites

they want to engineer the way we talk

and they want to engineer the way we

respond to them

instead of you know they're like the

real problem is that people are shaming

me no it's not the real problem is what

you're doing

a whole other man will he was all up in

there

and you're blaming us for how we react

to it

don't try to change our response don't

try to be a social engineer trying to

change how we look at it because we're

not going to change how we look at it

you got to change it

but these hollywood elites they think

they're gods and they're above the laws

of human

society they think they're above all of

the laws of human society they think

they're above

you know

let me ask you a question if putin was

caught doing that [ __ ] you think he

would be the leader of russia

if she was caught doing that [ __ ] you

think you would be the leader of china

hello

because there's laws to this

i'm talking about unconscious laws of

humanity

yeah he snapped

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yeah his role yeah his role was to

suppress his masculinity you're exactly

right the whole point of will smith was

just to be this dude you know brought

will

at one point you gotta say hell nah that

ain't mine no more she was unfaithful to

you you divorce her

you better divorce her get a divorce and

you can save face even now will will you

got an opportunity even now divorce her

and you save face you will look like

such a badass if you divorced her bro if

you divorced her oh my god hella [ __ ]

would be in your [ __ ] all over you

they would respect that so much if you

just stood up you say hey i'm not you

would get so much respect man you know

there's still time you can save yourself

just get a divorce

you don't be [ __ ]

let me tell you how will smith can fix

all of this let me tell you how will

smith fix all of this

holy [ __ ]

let me tell you look

i'm not an [ __ ] i provide solutions

and my solutions work so if you're not

going to listen to my solutions that's

your fault but my solutions work let me

tell you what will this is all you got

to do

so will

then change your fashion start you know

start wearing sunglasses like kanye when

you go outside stop talking to the media

so directly

start being ice cold

and start being more of a savage you

understand and then one week later

we want to see paparazzi photos of you

and chris rock on a yacht with 12 big

booty [ __ ] on a yacht and y'all are

drinking having fun and you know you're

chilling with each other and you and

chris rock are on a yacht together

putting all the water under the bridge

looking forward to the future

you know what will everyone will respect

you you would shut off all the discourse

you would shut off it don't matter what

you did it don't matter what happened in

the past if you did that will smith you

will become the leader of the youth in

america

we would all worship you we wouldn't

worship you but we would all

holy [ __ ] you would become a role model

we would all see you as a badass we

would see you

holy [ __ ]

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oh but hi what about the kids [ __ ] the

kids

they're all grown

grow up

if you don't hurt enough that what

they're saying about your own mother

then a divorce is not gonna break your

heart kids

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if you gotta respect your father you

know you got to respect yourself and

your own dignity and someone in my chat

goes well she's the mother of his kids

all the worst to the offense

all the worse to the offense and you

know what

she can save her dignity too

she can become the widow the widow west

the bitter widow forever

she can just live out the rest of her

days as the bitter widow and just leave

the public scene

and you'll save some dignity everyone

will be like oh

that's the woman who

cheated with another man even though she

had kids and she was in a family

she could just hide her face from the

public spotlight and every time someone

walks by her um her cobweb house

she'll just like open the curtains a

little bit and she'll be like

and then shut them

and that's all the dignity she can have

for the rest of her life

oh my god she has alopecia

well and she has alopecia

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so do i [ __ ] alopecia is the

latin word

for hair loss

most women wear wigs anyway these days

they don't even matter

we don't wear wigs as man that's weird

it's normal for a woman though it's

weird for a man

can't have it all

she's a rich famous actress

[Music]

i don't sympathize with her i don't i

don't she's rich she's famous she can

buy hair she can she can get a surgery

and transfer [ __ ] wills butt hair to

her head if she wants

you can you know they can do whatever

they have unlimited money

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yeah tom holland didn't get an oscar

because i arranged that i'm the one who

arranged it i called my connection i

said don't give that [ __ ] kid a

single award

and that was my doing not on my watch

that kid's life is going to be miserable

forever because of me because that's my

arch nemesis

what did tom holland ever do to you

what did he do to me

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what did he do to me

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i gotta walk around in public and look

at billboards with that kid's face on it

and you know how much it pisses me off

that's the kid who's who who told about

me and in school

that's the kid who tattletailed on me

all because i i was an early bloomer and

he you know there was a that was a late

bloomer in middle school and they told

me because well i was an aggressive

[ __ ] 12 year old kid with a beard

and this was like

[ __ ] you man all cause i was an early

bloomer

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oh cause i was an early bloomer and

you're gonna make me the aggressor

you're gonna make me the bad guy you're

gonna make me the evil one

tom holland's a eight brethren

you disgust me you disgust me i'm five

eight cause i was an early bloomer that

means i had an osama bin laden beard at

11 years old so i paid a price this dude

was a late bloomer he's he's not even a

bloomer he didn't even you know he can't

even grow a mustache yet and he's still

five eight i have an excuse

if you're a late bloomer you should be

six five minimum

if you're a late bloomer like tom

holland you should be 6'5 minimal

because you get a a sprout later

you get to sprout later

but if you're my height and you're a

late bloomer i don't respect you not all

five eights are the same if you all

think all five eights are the same you

got it wrong

they're not all the same tell me all

your problems

it ain't all the same it ain't all the

same

not all five eights are equal

maybe you didn't grow because you

masturbate a lot

and what of it

what of it

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what of it

what i'm about to say is foul and

satanic

but i'm just telling you the truth

the reason no woman deserves me is

because

one woman can't satisfy me

i need minimum

six

minimum six

i have a big appetite

all right i'm not like this will smith

dude

who's sharing my woman with other men

not only do i not share

i need multiple

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not only do i not share i need

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you're treating women like property no

i'm not

no i'm not

doing a panel about

bio labs

bruh [ __ ] judd logic let me tell you

guys something about this orbiter trudla

look how pathetic this guy this dude was

a destiny orbiter let me show you this

let me show you this [ __ ] it's hilarious

it's actually hilarious

this [ __ ] is hilarious look at this now

he's sucking up the hassan

look at this dude's loyalty

hassan was right about anna kasparian

now he's sucking up the hassan's zero

loyalty

zero loyalty

me meanwhile i've always been the same

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i've always been the same meanwhile but

this dude's sucking up the hasanah

i hope hassan

you know kicks off all these orbiters

trying to leech off of him

now that destiny got banned you know

what's sad guys i hate destiny i can't

stand that [ __ ] give a [ __ ] what

happens to him

but i literally feel more bad for him

than his orbiters do i literally i'm

like oh that must suck way more than his

orbiters isn't that sad yeah

[Music]

no it's not because i'm merciful because

i'm like wow what an l

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all right let's check this [ __ ] out

because i don't know what the [ __ ] is

going on here what is this

make sure there's no tos

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oh [ __ ]

is this a good path for will

will smith

an ex-wife

sherry zampino

well you better be you know hitting them

cheeks later that night because you

cannot keep going with this path

that you're on you cannot keep going

with this path you're wrong

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on the podcast uh it's just i gotta wake

up a little earlier to plan but i think

this week

guys i didn't even set up my new

donations yet

i don't i can't even take money anymore

from stream labs

is it it just doesn't work

[Music]

so i gotta set up stream elements and

whatever

but yeah let me just say um

let me just say okay

a whole other man

this world is upside down man this is an

upside down world

this is an upside down world

this is an up

upside down world

a whole other man

in this upside down world and he said oh

it's okay it ain't okay will

what do you mean it's okay oh it's okay

and then look he lashes out and then

everyone's in danger he lashes out

and you know

he lashes out and then everyone's scared

for their life

well all you had to do is admit you were

wrong okay

destiny said there's only 900 nazis in

ukraine's military

including azov

that's the dumbest [ __ ] i ever heard

what should you do if your wife cheats

on you with women

you should forgive her if

she brings the women to you too so any

woman your wife sleeps with

they she has to bring her home

and they gotta join in

or there's a divorce

that's what i believe

what if that chick hella big

oh [ __ ]

uh

then she's got to lose weight she's got

to get in shape

she's got to be put on a

30-day

diet plan exercise program get in shape

or there's a divorce

all right

that's the truth

thank you anya marks appreciate you

what if

after you start having kids she lets

herself go then i'm letting myself go

to another woman

yeah

don't think you're gonna be doing that

[ __ ] with me

don't say you're gonna be doing that

[ __ ] you're gonna let yourself go i'll

let my nut go from your grasp

what if you're physically unattractive

[ __ ] what are you telling me

don't matter a man's looks don't matter

physically

what matters in a man is the power of

his seed

okay

a man can be 600 pounds

and all this applies

it's the same you could be jabba the

ball you could be jabba the hutt

you can be jabba the hutt

jordan peterson explaining why antifa's

your knowledge about

what let me check this out i wanted to

ask you about the

based on your your

your knowledge your background your

clinical

experience what what is the

psychology of this mob violence

when i see it it it

like i i don't even recognize some of

these it seems they seem animalistic is

what i mean

um

no they're worse than animals

they're worse than animals because

animals they just kill to eat you know

human beings they have a twist in them

that makes them far worse than animals

when they really get going well i think

it's i think you really want to know

what i think i think it's revenge

against god for the crime of being

that's really what i think

it's cain

and cain and abel it's like oh abel's

your abel's your guy a god however i

take him out in the field and beat him

to death

how do you feel about that

all my sacrifices went

unrewarded

yeah it's like

yeah that's what it is at the bottom of

the hell of things

he's he's right but i don't know why he

cries he is kind of right though but i

don't know why he cries

like bruh

why are you crying

like i could have said that

i could have said that i wouldn't have

cried i said it's evil for the crime

because their uh revenge against god for

the crime of being it's like cain and

abel

and i would be angry when i say it i

wouldn't be crying

why are you crying bro this is like some

dude going based thank you jonah this is

like a dude going uh

it's like dude okay so what's your

analysis of what's going on in russia i

think

like bruh are you thinking of something

else in your head

this dude's thinking about his high

school crush

while he's talking

all right what are you even why are you

crying

i feel about that

all my sacrifices went

unrewarded

yeah it's like

yeah that's what it is at the bottom of

the hell of things

that's what it is at the bottom of the

hill

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jordan peterson is a broken man and i i

think he should be fixed okay he should

be fixed

bro you gotta

let you know what jordan's peterson he

needs the will smith treatment that i i

will smith's got the same problem as

this dude right so the treatment applies

to

jordan

bruh i feel like this dude hasn't busted

a nut in 73 years

that's just the truth

i feel like he hasn't busted a nut in

[ __ ] 27 years okay

because

let me tell you why let me tell you why

if you don't bust for too long

eventually you're going to start like

you're going to be like this

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you're going to like have that crying

[ __ ] oh if jordan just mustered the will

the willpower the bust all you need is

the willpower okay

if he mustered the willpower to bust and

said

[Music]

he would be reawakened as a man he would

be re-awakened as a man

he would be re-awakened

he would be re-awakened everything

cardiovascular system everything would

be back in shape he would never cry

again

he would never cry again

that's all he's got to do

all you need is that will power okay

unleash the dragon of chaos

all right

he's got to take yes something male

vitality i don't know man i don't know

but

or he's got to hit the gym maybe he's

got to hit the gym you know hit the gym

uh

hit the gym start lifting a little bit

you know get get some sun

do that yacht [ __ ] i was telling you

about

everything has to do with the spine

when your spine is a little bit jelly

the spine is the serpent by the way

when you let the serpent take over you

kind of have it

bruh you know what

it's not okay for men to cry it's not

well it is in very rare circumstances

obviously

but not as a norm not over this [ __ ] not

like this

let me tell you what the only person you

should ever cry in front of

is god

if you cry in public as a man like will

smith did or like this is doing

you cry in public

publicly

when you cry in public you know what

you're saying you're basically telling

everyone i trust all of you

i trust all of you

but that's why it's scary because when

you find out that there's other men in

the room

and you know they're not it's not

they're not your dad

and you're not their dad

so they're not going to respect you like

that if you break down and cry they're

going to take advantage

okay or they're going to just see you

differently if they're good people and

they don't want to take advantage of you

they will see you differently they are

going to see you differently they're not

gonna see you the same way

okay they're not gonna make see you the

same way so what you gotta do

look all i'm trying to say is it's like

you cry in a group of people you're like

a psycho mass killer okay

or you're a dumbass or you're a mass

killer one of the two

what about crying at the end of

terminator 3

bruh then run out of the movie theater

move run out of the movie theater

and go do it in your car

okay

don't be doing that [ __ ] in the movies

in front of other people okay

you don't you should not be crying in

public as a man you just should not

you just should not

what if you're a woman

women can cry wherever they want okay

they're allowed to cry wherever they

want

but my woman will never cry in public

mine will never cry i will never marry a

woman who cries in public ever

because

you know that's just not

acceptable

what if a shark bites your girl and

takes her to see

that's a form of cheating she's cheating

on you

only i'm allowed to bite

i'm a woman and i always go away when i

feel like crying that's virtuous i think

that's virtuous

i think that's virtuous

mate i don't know who or how bad they've

hurt you but please do a world hater and

do not procreate

too bad [ __ ] i'm procreating

dozens of offspring i'm siring dozens of

offspring

dozens

and your mom's gonna be one of the

mothers

i'm gonna sire dozens of offspring will

they know me no

will they know me no

but they'll find their way to the truth

they'll find their way

all right

are you allowed to cry at funerals

no

no you're not

you're not

a funeral is a public affair

you think they cry at funerals in

[ __ ] japan when they go to their

shrines and [ __ ] and they they got

umbrellas in the rain is they don't

[ __ ] cry at funerals in japan

it's a ceremony you just go to the

ceremony respect it

then guess what

one day later

one day later when nobody's looking

you can go to the graveyard at 3 45 a.m

and you can go to the grave and you can

just start crying

don't be doing it in public

are you allowed to cry after sex hell

no

unless your immediate family

they have mass crime okay well if

everyone's crying then it's okay but i'm

saying if it's like one or two people in

a group why are you you know

don't be ruining it for everyone else

okay if everyone's doing i guess it's

okay

can you cry after you get hit in the

nuts hell no

crying in a funeral is haram even for

women

yeah i feel like

you should not cry cry is least i feel

like too many people just are too okay

with crying they just like they're too

they just cry because not because

they're actually sad but because they

feel bad for themselves by putting

themselves in the shoes of other people

looking at them like a lot of people cry

not because they actually feel bad about

something that happens

but because they're like

look at this person viewing me they must

see me they must feel so sorry for me

and they just start feeling sorry for

themselves start crying i don't like

that [ __ ] man i don't like that [ __ ]

i don't like that [ __ ]

all right okay moms can cry obviously

but

what if you're crying from laughter

really

low destiny is tweeting about me right

now oh boy

yeah he's just looking for attention

yeah this dude's just looking for

attention

you know i would debate him about it in

vc i just can't

i can't

i can't i would like get in his vc

i just can't find his stream on twitch

i can't find the stream on twitch where

i'm supposed to react to it

i just can't

yeah he's sharing the picture of me on

the podium

and he's trying to say i'm standing on a

stool

okay

oh i gotta fart [ __ ]

i got water hold on give me sick

don't even need a fridge

mine is 30 degrees outside

waiting out all there

oh man

ah

how do i link a clip is there a way to

link a clip i am trying to find guys

that bring some spin

[Music]

all right i'm gonna i'm gonna quote

tweet it

[ __ ] i can't

how do i like link a clip

how do i link a clip does anyone want to

do that

[Music]

how do i embed a clip

you don't trust the water bottle

[Laughter]

oh god

now i re i re-uploaded it

oh that one

uh

oh god

oh my god holy [ __ ]

bye

what the [ __ ] is this

sorry guys i'm just looking at [ __ ]

dms and [ __ ]

we're getting back on course we're

getting back on course

what the [ __ ]

all right

all right mods i sent the message in the

private mod thing

all right we're going to get back on

track right now

okay

okay first

what what the [ __ ] were we even talking

about

i got so sidetracked

all right

forget about all that let's just get

into the news

let's get into the news i'm talking

about on discord

talking about on the discord

denotification article okay

all right

does anyone know if there's uh is there

a payment thing beyond [ __ ] stream

elements

to accept payments

oh yeah i saw that thing so apparently

dylan burns was going to poland

uh in april apparently that's a thing

mods check the [ __ ] uh

mod chat in discord

oh my [ __ ] god

holy [ __ ] how long have i [ __ ] zoned

out for

holy [ __ ]

holy [ __ ] okay sorry guys we're getting

back on track holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

jesus

alright

so apparently we have this breaking news

supposedly

that putin is allowed about to let the

eu join

[ __ ] he's about to let ukraine join the

eu

um

ditch his demand for the country to be

denotified

so that's what someone asked me so i'm

curious what so draft cesar agreement

drops mention of three of moscow's key

aims ahead of

today's uh face-to-face peace talks

so let's check it out

officials in kiev were said to be wary

that moscow was changing his position on

almost daily basis and were fearful that

russia was dangling the promise of peace

to buy time to regroup on the

battlefield as a pretext for this

invasion putin said his goal is to

protect the people who have been

subjected to bullying and genocide by

the neo-nazi leadership however the

draft due to be presented today

is said so can we see a draft of this

agreement at all

yeah i need a [ __ ] ad blocker

i kind of want the financial

russian telegrams already debunking this

trash then put can you please put that

in fact checking in the discord go on

our discord and go into fact checking

and post a screenshot

or like and maybe like a translation if

it's in

russian to see if this is debunked

because we can't actually see

we can't actually see

the draft in this one

growing belief in russia that

may be given up on the total occupation

of ukraine

uh says this country may not willing to

have land in the east to secure peace

then it's not gonna [ __ ] happen right

um

so [ __ ]

all right we're getting out of this

[ __ ] satanic website we're just

leaving that website [ __ ] that website

install the u-block uh

extension why is he going to poland okay

let's see

poland

the three occurred

biden

um

appeared to reveal that the us is

training you troops in poland

while trying to explain recent gaffes

none of the three none of the three mr

president you interpret the language

that way i was talking to the troops

we're talking about helping train the

troops in that are the the ukrainian

troops that are in poland that's with

the context i sat there with those guys

for a couple hours that's what we talked

about

so when you said you're going to see

when you're there you were not intending

i was referring to with

beating with and talking what a [ __ ]

walk back what a literal [ __ ] walk

back

walk back of the [ __ ] century

literal walk back of the century

literal [ __ ] walk back of the century

holy [ __ ]

like

you know how [ __ ] weak it looks for a

leader

who appear to say one thing and they're

like oh no we didn't mean that i think

this is a dude who's like saying oh yeah

i'm gonna go beat this [ __ ] person's

ass and it's like what did you mean by

that oh i didn't it makes it look like

he's scared so it's like it's a double l

for america like not only does he say

something extremely reckless which puts

the world in danger but having to walk

it back

like

makes you look like you're scared now

you know it's so [ __ ] dangerous

it's so [ __ ] dangerous for our

country to put us in this [ __ ]

position and we are all being held

hostage we're literally all being held

hostage to it

we're all [ __ ] being held hostage and

it's like this guy's in control you know

and look dugan said it everyone's been

saying it if trump was president none of

this would have [ __ ] happened none of

it trump

can i tell you guys for a minute about

why this wouldn't have happened under

trump in all honesty

um

just honestly in all honesty like no

[ __ ] all [ __ ] aside why would

this have not happened under trump

pretty simple

so under trump

trump has an understanding of the

implicit rules of diplomacy the

unconscious unwritten rules of diplomacy

trump makes deals he said okay you want

to make a deal we'll make a deal that's

fine right so he's he's got that

understanding right

biden doesn't biden is a formalist the

democrats are formless every other

president before trump they're formless

they have this idea that they don't

actually have to make deals with other

countries they're just gonna here's the

rules and if you don't obey them you're

gonna get sane you know it's stupid

right it's a really stupid way of

[ __ ] uh conducting diplomacy

but trump

um

it would have happened i don't think it

would have happened i think trump makes

deals and he understands deals and he's

okay russia we're not going to provoke

you with this ukraine stuff

under trump all of these talks of

ukraine joining nato wouldn't have

[ __ ] happened trump said no ukraine's

not joining nato they're not we're not

[ __ ] provoked we're not gonna poke

the bear [ __ ] you know [ __ ] it we're not

gonna keep [ __ ] poking the bear right

i'm not pro-trump well that the thing is

things were a lot less scary under trump

you know the worst thing that happened

was that soleimani [ __ ] which is what he

had to do to pay back um adelson for his

money

i don't vote i don't vote okay

i will be damned if i wake up and go

cast my [ __ ] vote

in this you know i'm not gonna wake up

from bed and go [ __ ] vote would i

look like a cuck

okay i'm a spectator i'm a commentator

i'm not a voter okay

but i understand majority of americans

are not like me majority americans

aren't woke like i'm woke you understand

so we gotta deal with reality as it is

we gotta deal with reality as it is i'm

not a voter i don't [ __ ] vote

registered of oh hannah

even if voting what you know people are

like young people don't vote because

it's not simple really even if voting

was as simple as like send me a text

message if i type one

one i still wouldn't

even if it was as simple as click going

on one website and clicking a button i

still wouldn't [ __ ] do it

i wouldn't do it

i'm not voting i don't do that [ __ ]

i don't even vote in twitter polls the

only time i ever voted in the twitter

poll was to see the results i don't

[ __ ] vote

am i a peasant

working with the uh ukrainian troops who

are in poland and when you said

yeah this is [ __ ] a disaster this is

literally a disaster

yo what the [ __ ]

all right

quiet

no

no intermission [ __ ] music okay

none

you don't vote do you think the

government should be run like a business

that's neolib

uh

you can suck my nuts

the government is a [ __ ] business

dude

you wanna know why the government's a

business i'll literally explain it to

you i'll actually explain it to you

the reason the government is a business

is because when we're living in this age

where the government does so much

economic [ __ ]

first of all the government is not just

administrative it's not just

administrative anymore it was just

administrative yeah it's still economic

but

now the government does so many things

and the bureaucracy is so huge it is a

business right it's a [ __ ] business

the soviets ran their government like a

business the chinese ran their

governments like a business call me

neolib neolib just to [ __ ] cope for

the triumph of socialism

there's no such thing as neo-liberalism

it's a cope liberalism is dead

and they it's because it's dead they

call it oh this isn't neon libraries no

it's not it's just [ __ ] socialism for

the [ __ ] oligarchs socialism for the

rich

nothing [ __ ] liberal about it it's a

complete [ __ ] scam

like do you guys think you guys buy this

side

you know when people are like oh my god

in the 90s russia was a free market

capitalist society no it wasn't

it was a [ __ ] oligarchic

form of socialism right

it wasn't [ __ ] free market there's no

such thing as a [ __ ] free market

capitalist whatever

so look check this out guys militants of

the ukrainian territory of defense

abducted a priest during church service

what happened to him is unknown in

smella

circazi region representatives of the

defense forces seized and dragged out of

the church a priest of the ukrainian

orthodox church

they dragged this priest

and he was seized

unknown reasons we don't know why

maybe this was a huge drug bust and it

was a raid i doubt it i could really

[ __ ] doubt it

choked what's the [ __ ] fisher pill

dude i don't care about [ __ ] mark

fisher

thank you so

what the [ __ ]

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what the [ __ ]

holy [ __ ]

yo anonymous thank you

thank you so much

jesus

thank you man appreciate it

appreciate you so much

the priest got dragged out because he

was endorsing cyril of moscow

oh so religious freedom is still intact

i see in ukraine guys by the way

remember how they were trying to say

that in china was cracking down on

religious freedom they're clamping down

on islam and xinjiang so it's okay for

ukraine to crack down on

the orthodox church because one guy is

endorsing someone

holy [ __ ]

man

rocks off thank you so much man

holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

will be at [ __ ] 2036 in no time holy

[ __ ]

holy [ __ ]

jesus based

this is the pretty uh thank you so much

thank you so much

um appreciate it a lot man there's this

um pretty touching video actually so

this woman had to hide her victory

banner

for eight years

while under the occupation from ukraine

i think this is in donetsk

she had this banner which come which was

uh the victory banner for world war ii

the triumph over the nazis and because

there was a new nazi occupation for

eight years she had to hide it

uh

yeah

[Music]

yo adrian thank you so much man

appreciate

[Music]

so yeah it's pretty touching isn't it

uh there's a video here of kedirov's

visit to mariopole

so kadyrov is in mariopol he visits let

me just make sure there's no tos

none of that

okay so this is a video of kadyrov's

visit to america

you know you know you really have to

hand it to khadirov and you're going to

see why in a second

after this video i'm going to show you

kedirov understands this information

worship and he understands the

importance of social media and from what

i've seen kedirov has been the one

spearheading

like this effort to debunk the fake news

that's coming from the west like when

they tried to say touche was dead

hadirov made sure that he posts on his

telegram the truth right when they tried

to say

something about oh russians and mario

paul kadyrov's going to mary opal in

person right when they tried to say that

russian generals have been killed

well you'll see not in this video but

i'll show you afterwards

but khadirov has been really uh fighting

this optics war and the reason is

because he used to have an instagram

before he got removed

and he he knows how to like

he knows

the importance of optics you know

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so this is him going there

he's got over 1.5 million followers on

telegram yeah

yeah when he hears about fake news he

gets in his car and he just goes right

there

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foreign

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foreign

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foreign

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is

they say they had victory but they used

an arma 3 video which one because

there's just so much examples

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based

thank you

appreciate it lionel

um yeah

pretty [ __ ] based

then there's a second one

i think this is actually the

video generals in question who are

supposed to be dead

so because ukraine claimed that they

killed like a bunch of these russian

generals

it turned out to be a [ __ ] lie

a resurfacer

the russian generals got killed in

ukraine then why are they in the video

with kadyrov

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will you react to the new revlov dugan

episode no dude

i i can only take so much i don't i

don't like when left this mouth off with

no pushback at all i can't listen to

them

jerk themselves off verbally

because i'm gonna have to be yelling the

whole time

to tell the truth

the generals are supposed to be dead

that's good content no no it's not

problematic

foreign

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even on wikipedia says he's dead the

conspiracy left video by uh sophie from

mars

uh maybe when we run dry of content

after covering all the news i might

entertain that but

wait is g.i jane 2 actually gonna

[ __ ] happen now

i can't bro

the will smith [ __ ] is already old i

already said everything has got to be

said about it it's old already

what you're doing

143 views

this video has 2 000 but i get your

points

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forgiven

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hahaha

oh man

no okay

i'm not sharing to class okay now let me

show you the relevant thing

okay about the lies

from today

so i want to actually see the video here

it is

here it is

okay

so

ukrainian media sorry western media

twitter and ukrainian

government

the ukrainian

[ __ ] government

which for some [ __ ] reason dylan

burns and vos and all these people

somehow considered to be reliable for

some [ __ ] reason

claimed that this was among the russian

generals they're claiming was killed now

did they provide evidence no they didn't

provide any evidence whatsoever we're

just supposed to take their word for it

curious

here he is

right

now

it's curious because

here he is found in a video kadyrov

posted recently

and the videos dated to be new

this guy is supposed to be dead

he's supposed to be dead

so let's analyze the video what if he

got killed after the video no the video

was posted today and ukraine claimed his

death days ago

let me see if i can find the uh

let me see if i can find it

exact moment

come on

double checking to make sure it's him

someone redeemed hero of infrared who

not a piano key

uh what's your name on discord

tell us your name on discord

yeah this guy's supposed to be dead

would they lie

surely they haven't

done this before

there you go

so yeah the two russian generals that

were have claimed to be killed by

ukraine are alive

one appeared in a video with khadira of

near mariopol

i'm sorry but like why would the gender

how would the generals even be [ __ ]

killed you actually think generals are

being

located in these combat heavy zones

they're not you don't know anything

about how the military works

if that's what you [ __ ] think

right you don't know anything about how

the russian military works but the fact

that these lies are so [ __ ]

widespread at this point

and they're spreading all this [ __ ]

[ __ ]

it's actually disgusting

it's it's crazy how like after we

pointed out all these [ __ ] lies

already

nobody gives a [ __ ]

after we [ __ ] pointed it out nobody

gives a [ __ ]

yeah they think it's like league of

legends

and they just you know what's [ __ ]

crazy is that like vosh dylan burns all

these people they just report what the

ukrainian government says

and assume it's reliable like for

example

recently the ukrainian government

claimed

that they retook

irbil

is that actually true

now i can't call [ __ ] because is it

true urban

is it actually true that they took urpin

did they take urban ukrainian government

did they take it back because the mayor

of urban says they took it back so did

they take it back

because all that happened was that the

mayor claimed this is that actually true

is that actually what's going on

sounds like cap to me too i don't i

don't [ __ ] really think i believe it

either you know but every time a

ukrainian mayor or some ukrainian

government official just comes out and

says something keep in mind without

posting even a shred of [ __ ] evidence

apparently we're just all supposed to

[ __ ] believe it right

we're just all supposed to [ __ ]

believe it

you see there's a video of a covet spike

in full lockdown in shanghai no i have

not i'm not familiar with any of that

uh i haven't seen any of it i've been

focusing on ukraine i mean provide

everything in fact checking

if you've got something

all right there's uh something i want to

show you about russia's overall russia's

claiming that western media is trying to

undermine negotiations scheduled for

today tomorrow so this is in cyrillic

so i'm gonna open this up and [ __ ]

god i just [ __ ]

translate to english okay we can

okay here we go here's the [ __ ]

right so i told someone to call [ __ ]

on the financial times article that

russia is dropping all of its key

demands and claims so this is what's

going on the financial times is citing

sources and quotes so it doesn't even

provide any evidence

what guys what you're gonna basically

notice is whenever you okay can you guys

promise me something whenever you

[ __ ] hear a claim about something

going on

in ukraine please ask what the sources

please just [ __ ] ask what don't

appeal to authority because it's a

[ __ ] war both sides are going to use

propaganda right

so just ask for evidence you know russia

made a lot of allegations

about

biological research facilities in

ukraine but russia didn't just go off of

the authority of its word it also

provided documents and evidence which it

also submitted to the un for

investigation

it seems like when it when when we're

looking at the pro-russian side the

overwhelming majority of the time is

that

they actually provide evidence to back

it up because they automatically assume

that westerners don't consider the

authority of the russian government's

word to be credible so okay we don't

argue with you we'll just give you the

[ __ ] evidence but when it's coming

from the ukrainian side and the

pro-ukrainian side and they make all

these [ __ ] claims from the western

media stuff

for some reason they don't need to

provide evidence we're just supposed to

go off of their word and we're just

supposed to trust their their authority

so guys let's think about this for a

[ __ ] second what have they done to

earn our trust what is the financial

times done to actually earn our [ __ ]

trust to just assume that they're

credible and that their source that

supposedly only they know and have

access to is credible have they done

anything to actually persuade you

that they don't even need to provide

evidence they can just

make all these [ __ ] claims let me

tell you something the lying western

press is the most disgusting [ __ ]

insult

it's the most it's the biggest

abomination in the history of [ __ ]

humanity it's that [ __ ] disgusting

how they pump out these [ __ ] lies

and it just drives me insane it drives

me so [ __ ] insane how much they lie

do you think the high interest rates in

russia will backfire in the long term

no i don't i think they know what

they're doing

i think they're well aware of what

they're doing

did you see what amy schumer said at the

oscars no

yeah if i'm pro universal values i don't

need sources i hope you're being ironic

because

some people literally think like that

yeah of course the western press out

hawks the us government i'm explaining

to you why

not a lot of people understand this not

a lot of people can respect this so let

me just tell you guys the truth

leftists don't want to hear this oh old

white man created our government okay

whatever

but our government

our constitution

has a lot of things that get in the way

of the current ruling classes agenda we

have a lot of archaic

institutions like common law and the

constitution and things like that

that get in the way

of

the ruling classes agenda in 2022

right maybe they serve the ruling

classes agenda in 1776 but in 2022

they're in the way of the ruling classes

agenda so what they do is that they go

to these private corporations like the

media the mainstream media they go to

big tech and they do all this other kind

of [ __ ] so they can actually um

they can actually voice and give

expression to their real agenda without

any democratic or constitutional

accountability whatsoever right

um and by the way this sounds like some

crazy right wing conspiracy theory did

you know that even [ __ ] libs like noam

chomsky were saying the same [ __ ]

thing like 20 years ago chomsky was

saying well we have the public uh

government which is democratically

accountable and then we have private

corporations which are undemocratic and

are not accountable right and that's a

form of tyranny and everyone usually

chomsky are so wise but in 2022 this is

like an alex jones

uh it's far right conspiratorial claim

right

um yeah it's like why wall street moved

to the city of london they you if you

want to understand

like if you actually want to understand

how

the ruling class agenda works understand

it as a terms of circumventing

traditional bourgeois constitutional

liberties

and protections in the best way that

they [ __ ] can and that's why they're

more hawkish because ultimately their

agenda doesn't come from the

constitution it doesn't come from any

democratic institutions it's fully

coming from this kind of deep state

right and the deep state isn't just

these spooky intelligence agencies or

secret societies

deep state is also the media it's also

big tech

um

you know it's also uh

academic institutions it's all these

things that come from

private foundations like the ford

foundation the rockefellers the

carnegies whatever these private

foundations which are able to you know

the soros foundation the open society

foundation all of these things that

billionaires can pump money into the

ruling class can just pump money into

and to prop up these civil society

institutions that ultimately re-engineer

uh public policy and and and what our

government ultimately does right

financing campaigns for politicians and

all so there's like there's two states

right there's the normal bourgeois state

and then there's like this parallel

shadow government state

that

you know um

people don't really uh ever

consider right

so anyway

um

you have here the financial times citing

sources

reports that russia no longer demands

denotification from ukraine and will

allow kiev to join the eu subject to the

abandonment of plans to join nato right

well these sources are probably in kiev

and wishful thinking completely

artisanal and unnecessarily stuffing

for the next round of negotiation so to

put this in context guys

the negotiations are tomorrow the

financial times is already making claims

without any substance any evidence to

back it up that russell's going to drop

its key demands from the negotiations

why the negotiations haven't even

happened how could anyone possibly

[ __ ] know that

oh they have a source what who is your

source why should we trust

you or why should we trust your source

but listen by the time

you hold these people accountable the

the new cycle is over the headline has

already had its effect

of causing mass

um

deception and there's nothing we can

really do about it right

you know when they said

can i tell you guys the truth when they

said iraq had weapons of mass

destruction

in case you didn't know this when they

said that iraq had weapons of mass

destruction

it's not like they thought they would

get away with this lie forever they just

needed it to work within the short time

window

that you know and you know a majority of

people aren't critical thinkers the

majority of people are stupid and they

just stuff their face with whatever you

know the authority says and that's all

that [ __ ] matters to them

you know google recently just banned a

documentary on ukraine called ukraine on

fire by oliver stone

now

you may ask

why would google ban it isn't banning it

just going to draw more attention to it

and the sad truth is no

i mean you're going to get some

conspiracy-minded people that are going

to watch it and and say oh look at goo

but most people don't have it's not that

most people are even sheep it's like

most people just don't have the goddamn

time to keep up with all this right most

people have to go to work and they gotta

you know they don't have time to just

chart all of the web of lies that comes

from the authorities

so they get away with all this [ __ ]

because people just don't hold them to

it right you can ban the documentary and

then people will forget about it right

you can tell lies about weapons of mass

destruction

and yeah you you'll be called out for it

a year later but everyone will have

forgotten and the intended effect works

now with this financial times article

i'm going to tell you what's going to

happen right

they're going to um

they're going gonna say some [ __ ] like

russia is dropping denotification now

people are gonna read it and they're

gonna huh russia must be losing really

bad huh

and then a day later it gets debunked

but by that time that person had moved

on

so you see

all of these lies are not about

one lie it's about a big lie it's about

creating this engineered and artificial

perception

that russia is doing very poorly in

ukraine

and every one of these new headlines

that come out reinforce that one big

lie

and hey you might debunk one you might

debunk two or three but surely

all of this is based in lies that has to

be a stretch surely there has to be a

grain of truth to it

um and the truth is there isn't

it's literally based in a lie

there's not a grain of truth to it

i remember when lotistini used to make

this argument he'd be like

conspiracy parents are stupid because

the media could not possibly coordinate

so many lies

people would find out and call them out

on it and they would go viral

wait a second

but that's what we're doing now in our

stream right now we are calling them out

for their lives and debunking them and

cricket's chirping nobody [ __ ] cares

people debunk this [ __ ] all the [ __ ]

time it's just nobody pays attention to

it because a they get censored

b

people genuinely don't care i mean they

don't want to like think critically

about all these headlines they just want

to get go through their day while just

not having any critical thinking

whatsoever right

i mean the media's lies get leaked all

the [ __ ] time it's just people don't

pay attention to it

the idea that it would be inherently

scandalous for the media to be proven to

lie about [ __ ] is just an unjustified

assumption

they genuinely do you guys know how much

[ __ ]

that like only infowars reports on

that's literally true

and i i double check about okay this has

got to make rounds and blow up on the

mainstream media no they carefully

control

anything going viral and it's actually

quite methodical now right

you know all this started really with

wikileaks now before wikileaks maybe you

could say some [ __ ] like okay the media

couldn't possibly cover [ __ ] up because

they report on everything that gets

leaked

but after wikileaks they started to

become more conscientious about what

they report and they're like okay this

may ultimately be true but the greater

good is preventing trump and preventing

a dangerous president or preventing

dangerous ideologies and extremist

beliefs so we're going to hush it up and

cover it up and even the rank and file

journalists

are comple have completely bought into

this new ideology right so this idea

that like oh the media pop couldn't

possibly cover up the truth if something

gets leaked they're just gonna

overwhelmingly report on it and the

scary thing is guys is it's just not

true plenty of things get leaked that

the media does not ever say a word on

and

i've seen [ __ ] that gets leaked

that would go viral on social media the

media doesn't talk about it at all

and only after it's literally like all

over social media does the media report

on it but here's the thing with the

recent waves of censorship which by the

way have been pioneered by the left

even big tech cracks down on these

things going viral big tech sensors and

mass and prevents the algorithm from

taking off

and

we basically have no there is no more

popular pressure

for big tech or the media to be kept in

check they can literally lie about

whatever the [ __ ] they want there is

literally no mechanism for them to be

held in check on the public spotlight

so at this point there are two internets

there's the mainstream web

which is the matrix you take a red pill

and you you go to the underworld

oh wow it's a completely different world

right

i mean let me just tell you guys

something

if you are going on browsing on twitter

or watching tv

you are watching deception and lies i

don't care where you fall on the

political spectrum either

you can even be a [ __ ] centrist for

all i care

you are not looking at the truth you're

looking at lies

you have to actually go beneath the

surface now

and i never used to think that way by

the way i used to think like okay well

if wikileaks leaks something big of

course the media is gonna have to report

on it because it'll go viral on social

media if they don't

it's just not the case anymore

well surely they will because

competitive news outlets

will report on it well thanks to the um

the controversy about trump in 2016 that

is absolutely not the case

because now there's two types of news

credible news that has a blue check and

is verified and fake news

so for example what was it the new york

post was the first

media

um platform

to post the hunter biden laptop stuff

and the new york times called it fake

news

now if you go to the new york post it's

much less sophisticated than the

mainstream media it looks like a tabloid

thing so it's like you okay

of course it's gonna be fake news right

but it wasn't it was actually true and

now

i mean like two years later the new york

times is confirming that what the new

york post posted was actually true so

now

you know

i used to think that even before the

internet it was like okay well

competition among journalists right

journalists are scared of competition so

if another newspaper for another media

organization reports on this that'll

make them look bad but they have such a

tight grip over the flow of information

ideologically

where they've been able to instill this

idea to people that some stuff is fake

news and some stuff is legit real news

and the only way you get to tell the

difference is we have a blue check mark

and they don't

i mean a lot of people don't understand

this but 2016 was really the breaking

point

in which every semblance of

truth in the mainstream media completely

broke down and i'm not telling you the

media was ever truthful they weren't

but 2016

was like such a breaking point

where they pretty much openly admit they

lie now and there's like nothing you can

do yeah there's fake news where the real

news um some news we shouldn't report on

because it would be irresponsible for

the ultimate ultimate on a

consequentialist level would be

ultimately irresponsible

you know the streamer low destiny

soystony um he has directly said [ __ ]

like okay i don't actually care about

the truth i'm a consequentialist i care

about the outcome so

yes you may be correct factually

but it would be irresponsible to report

on it because it would have the net

effect of producing a bad consequence

right

well me right i'm

i'm of the view that truth

is always

truth right

i mean

consequence be damned it's the truth

right

um

the minute you start playing these games

of consequentialism you don't even know

where you're beginning forget about the

consequence what about the

um

what about the action you don't even

know what the fact you don't even have

the facts straight as far as the action

are concerned how can you know what the

the good outcome is you know if you

don't have the [ __ ] truth straight in

the first place

anyway

um

yeah it's pretty [ __ ] incredible

look at this it's [ __ ] hilarious all

right

there's some also some stuff from uh

right here i want to show you so lavrov

has said i would not want to see any

shuttle diplomacy from our western

colleagues since they already did their

shuttle job in february 2014

in ukraine and also in minsk

now they're telling us give diplomacy a

chance of course we'll give it a chance

which is why we're going to engage in

talks tomorrow that's going to be

tomorrow however there's a host of

examples of how diplomatic achievements

were ruined by our western colleagues

and we can no longer trust them

this doesn't really sound like the

language of russia

like making all these sacrifices and oh

yeah we're going to forget about

denotification now and stuff yeah it's

not really the language of that now is

it

russian president putin has ordered the

country's biggest gas company in central

bank to prepare taking rubles for

natural gas payments

so your attempt to tank the ruble

completely failed

serbia's minister has strongly

criticized anti-russian hysteria in

europe stressing that persecution of

russians was inconceivable

it is incredible how many find it right

and normal to expel a russian child from

school or deny a patient medical

treatment for the sole reason the child

or patient is russian or to take

people's property and remove authors

like dostoevsky from textbooks for the

same reason

now this is the final bit

moscow has no intention of engaging in

charity or providing gas to europe for

free

if the european countries refuse to pay

for gas and rubles so europe isn't quite

a quagmire europe has to pay russia for

rubles

which will boost the value of the ruble

it'll undermine the us dollar i mean

this is unprecedented they used to i

mean russia used to abide by the

petrodollar

system they used to sell their gas in

dollars

russia is giving a big [ __ ] you to

america right now saying we're only

going to take gas and rubles basically

destroying the international monetary

system

now we need to really pay attention to

this guys because this is the

this is war i mean you see the

mainstream media is getting really

whipped up into a frenzy about wanting

to go to war with russia well this is

what it's about

the petro dollar system

is about to be destroyed and i think

this is backing the us into a corner

where it's almost like they have no

choice

this deep state has no choice

but to seek war with russia i mean this

is nuclear this is like a nuclear

[ __ ] bomb

accepting oil in rubles and not dollars

holy [ __ ] that is going to make

inflation skyrocket in this country and

the torches and pitchforks are going to

come out and the deep state the whole

thing is going to [ __ ] come tumbling

down i mean you're seeing this dark maga

stuff and

they they can't allow this to happen

they cannot allow this to happen right

so

they're going to do everything in their

power to to hurt russia because the

sanctions haven't worked i mean

i you know what i can't believe though

i can't if this is all we're seeing it

is like

the level of sheer

incompetence and stupidity of our

government and our deep state

that they thought these sanctions it's

such a short

sighted

form of thinking

it's so short-sighted like in what

[ __ ] universe did you expect or did

you imagine those sanctions

to last in the long term

europe said they will not pay

if europe doesn't pay russia's not

giving you any [ __ ] gas and if you

don't get any gas from russia

europe is going to be hell on earth

holy [ __ ] inflation is gonna skyrocket

yeah somebody's bluff is gonna be called

by the way put it in fact checking where

europe says they're not going to pay

because if europe doesn't pay in rubles

europe is not eating

they're not going to have food there's

going to be food shortages there's going

to be gas shortages and something tells

me that russians are far more accustomed

to poverty than europeans are

after the 90s

okay now russia may get very poor in the

short term but even then

you know you can expect robust levels of

economic cooperation and even economic

aid that's going to come from china

china will help bail russia out if

europe no longer buys gas

who is europe going to turn to

who is europe gonna turn to is

canada's planning to replace the russian

oil guys i don't even think they can

right

i don't think canada has enough

you know

america cannot bail out

europe in the same way china can bail

out russia

because the the us literally doesn't

have an economy based on real stuff like

china's does

like we ourselves are [ __ ] broke we

have a huge deficit in this country

we're [ __ ] broke

sky high how are we gonna bail europe

out we're not post-war america where we

can bail the world out of a a [ __ ]

depression

we're in a [ __ ] depression who are we

gonna bail out

um

if i wanted to give my chat advice

i can probably promise you inflation's

gonna get much much worse

canada saying they have enough

even if they do

where's their pipeline

it's hard to get gas from canada to

europe

it's going to be hard to replace that

pipeline

those pipelines

can i make a prediction guys the minute

russian gas gets cut off from europe

we're probably looking at war not gonna

lie

we are probably looking at war

when they cut off that last bridge

between russia and europe

yeah we're probably looking at war

i don't know how else to tell you guys

but

we're probably looking at war

uh links in fact checking of the g7

refusing

russia won't give europe free gas as g7

rejects the ruble demand russia said it

will not supply gas to europe for free

g7 nations refuse the demand

europe doesn't have the spine for war

well it's gonna get cornered when you

get desperate that's when war happens

okay

when food starts to become a problem

which this is gonna make food a problem

um you're looking at war okay

at a meeting of european union leaders

on friday no common position emerged on

russia's demand last week that

unfriendly countries must pay in rubles

not

euros um

they rejected the ruble payment demands

german economy and climate protection

minister said after talks with his

counterparts all g7 ministers have

agreed that this is a unilateral and

clear breach of existing contracts

um

too bad [ __ ]

so they may use the breach of the

contract as a pretext to go to war with

russia

they underline once again that the

concluded contracts are valid and the

company should and must respect them

or what that's just the thing or what

what if they don't respect them you've

already put all of your cards on the

[ __ ] table for sanctions so what else

are you gonna [ __ ] do

my question is or what

payment in rubles is unacceptable and we

call on the company's concern not to

comply with putin's demand

you cut they're making an appeal this is

by the way

this is an appeal to the oligarchs to

rise up and overthrow putin they are

literally appealing to the oligarchs of

russia to rise up and overthrow putin

when they're saying we appeal to the

companies and not comply with putin's

demand

they're calling on the russian oligarchs

who own the private companies to

overthrow putin

those countries are

answerable to the russian government if

putin wants he can just nationalize

absolutely all of them right

so

the g7 is more or less calling on these

companies

to overthrow putin

we call on the company's concern not to

comply with putin's demand

what the companies don't have

sovereignty

if putin demands them

of this

he's going to nationalize them or maybe

putin doesn't have that much power

and that that'll create too much unrest

in russia i don't know

but i doubt it

i just doubt it i think they can just

nationalize them if push comes to shove

oligarchs don't have any influence in

russia yeah but the the g7 is trying to

prop him back up

okay give me one moment guys i gotta

piss

stalling on russian gas sanctions until

germany fast tracks the port

infrastructure

yeah it's a year away soonest and i

think russia knows this too

well

i don't know how they're going to

prevent them from uh

having to pay in rubles

the liberal faction would not be in

favor of nationalizing that's why putin

you got to make a deal with the

communists you got to make a deal with

that communist party maybe even

zironovsky will probably have your back

here nationalize those companies and if

there's some liberals in your party that

have a problem with it purge those

[ __ ]

all right i'm gonna by purge i mean

remove from post i'm gonna go discuss

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just grabbing a protein drink

all right

thank you emirio appreciate you

oh man

guys i'm looking forward to rp today

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thank you moan mission

all right

i'm just doing an energy fill

talking about obama zelinski yeah

okay

uh

okay let's get back into it

um

yeah so their strategy i think is to

appeal to the oligarchs

to disobey and basically overthrow putin

and maintain the prior status quo

um

and this is actually a test and i'll

tell you why

okay

so what the g7 is doing is exploiting a

conflict of dif a conflict of interest

within russia that's based on class okay

so this conflict of interest began with

putin's ascendancy to power but i'll

more or less explain it to you

so please bear with me okay so

right now the ruble is pretty low

right to have faith in the ruble and to

bet on the ruble ah that's a gambit

now capitalists are short-term thinkers

capitalists

just want as much profit as they can now

right

well if gas companies continue to accept

payments in dollars

despite the inflation the dollars facing

you know in the short term it'll they'll

be

safer and wealthier right

whereas if they accept payment in rubles

they're basically making a sacrifice for

the greater good of the entire country

and the country's national interests and

the sovereignty of the russian

federation okay

so

the g7 is basically exploiting that

conflict of interest

and my i i you know it's kind of stupid

for me to sit here and try

to give advice to putin you know who am

i i'm just some random [ __ ] guy right

but i genuinely think

putin should start taking the communists

more seriously

when it comes to their argument that you

know the capitalist class in russia

they're kind of like a fifth column they

don't really serve

the interest of the russian federation

or what's in the interests of the

russian people whereas putin very

clearly does want to serve the interests

of the russian sovereignty and russian

federation at all costs right

but don't underestimate the danger here

i mean this could this could provoke a

civil war in russia right

so much of russian media is controlled

by these oligarchs so much of russian

institutions

private institutions are i mean they

could imagine imagine if there's like

look navalny didn't really have any

homegrown support right

imagine if there's like a navalny that's

fomented by these oligarchs

where they foment civil unrest and fund

all the and they could it can get really

[ __ ] dangerous you know

but the problem is that russia is not

ready for that confrontation right now

russia's not ready for a russian civil

war 2.0 they're not

right

um

now xi jinping has been waging that

civil war within china but he's able to

do it in like this

non-chaotic stable and non-violent way

because

there's not as much pressure on china

right

and also china's not

as um

cornered as russia is right now

so

fomenting this kind of class war in

russia

is i think probably geopolitically

dangerous for russia right

russia needs right now is for everyone

in russian society to get behind the

president right

but

that's going to be hard to do when

there's such a conflict of interest at

hand

what about the military i don't know

i don't know what the military's

relation to the oligarchs is

exactly

yeah run young russians are western

oriented

and all it takes is a few of these

oligarchs to start manipulating these

young russians to turn against putin and

you could have a uh

you could have a tense situation on your

hands right

so the g7 rejects putin's demand for

ruble payment for russian gas

and this is behind a [ __ ] paywall

ah holy [ __ ]

it's galvanized new patriotic spirit

yeah that's what i think so

the g7 has no power

but here it is representing

uh the europeans in their refusal to

take

rubles

for russian gas

sorry just

buy russian gas and rubles

the biggest protest zoomers ever

organized was skipping school for

climate

where they walk around the signs and go

to mcdonald's after

and that sounds like a lot of fun you

know that sounds like a lot of fun

i disagree with you about the division

of russian society

you're right

i don't think there's a division in

russian society

i just think there's a division in the

interest between the government and

these oligarchs you know that's all

and i think you know they may try to

create a division in russian society

which i think was with the g7s i think

that's like

the secret implication of what they were

saying

i think you always got to read between

the lines and to me that sounds like the

kind of low-key

secret implication of what they were

trying to say you know

yeah but samira you also gotta take into

account

the change in the mood that came from

uh very recent years

after covid and the war especially the

war now

right i think that's changed a lot of

things it makes sense if it would you

know

it just makes a lot of sense to me that

that would change everything

um

wouldn't it be nice if i could just talk

quietly because i'm kind of starting to

hurt

get a headache from being so loud

but like it kind of sounds like i'm low

energy and i'm not invested in this

so let's just be a little bit low energy

right so i can like recover my energy

because when we do rp

later

i have to have energy to [ __ ]

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be the valencia obama guy okay

so we'll be a little bit more chill

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check this out it's from tucker

good evening and welcome to tucker

carlson tonight joe biden announced he

was running for president again in april

of 2019 it was biden's third or fourth

attempt at the office depending how you

count

so at that moment most americans thought

they knew who joe biden was after 50

years in office they were familiar with

his face but it turns out they weren't

familiar with his name did they on

bulls with a coconut what new face two

months later biden appeared on stage in

miami for the first democratic primary

debate and he was hard to recognize even

people who had known him extensive

plastic surgery made him look like a

different person but most jarring was

the fact that he did not sound like the

old joe biden you probably remembered

biden as blustery and jovial irish charm

by the bucket load he was famous for

that and yet on stage biden came off as

remote and muted he seemed to be at

times afraid to speak for fear of

tripping over words or forgetting them

several times the camera caught him just

staring out into the middle's distance

he was apparently absorbed in memory

when biden did manage to focus his

attention he seemed highly annoyed

whatever the cause as soon as zielinski

assigned putin's paper

see you in prison

[ __ ] if i go to prison for

exercising my first amendment rights

you know you dumb [ __ ] you you know what

you live in europe hey guess what you

can kiss my american ass i have the

first [ __ ] amendment

i have the first [ __ ] amendment

you know

kiss my american ass we don't do that

[ __ ]

oh he's talking about a town in kosovo

[ __ ]

all right well

[ __ ]

a lot of just like uh english

all right all right well all right

whatever

oh okay my bad

because democratic primary voters were

not impressed by his performance joe

biden's numbers dropped 10 points

overnight now the biden campaign has

never explained what exactly happened to

joe biden that night in miami but

whatever it was it never got fixed it

continues from that day until now

probably the most authentic feature of

joe biden's public performances has been

his anger that seems to come over him in

waves watch focus on this man

what he's doing that no president has

ever done no president no i haven't

taken the test why the hell would i take

a test

my thoughts on turkey's geopolitical

stance

um

all of the problems of turkey

come from two things

turkic nationalism

and the turkish military and the two are

very closely intertwined

turkic nationalism

is a british aligned yeah pan turkism

that's the problem

you get rid of pan-turkism

and

you get rid of pan-turkism and i think

turkey would be a very based

superpower

okay lean more into islam

and then you know has been like well

what about just turkish pride there's

nothing wrong with turkish pride you

could still have

turkish pride and you know special

relations with other turkic countries

and you can have you know cultural pride

there's nothing wrong with that okay um

but when you make that the geopolitical

foundation of your actions yeah that's a

problem you know

come on man

that's like saying you before you got in

this program you take your test what

about mustafa kemal i don't like him

he did liberate the land from the

british which is an admirable

but it's been a failed project

he's a turkish nationalist he's the most

base man in turkey he's pro china and

russia well that's base then okay

i don't know

that's where you're taking cocaine or

not what do you think huh

are you a john what are you saying i'm

not out of time you spoke over time and

i'm going to talk here's the deal

[Applause]

look at what's happening

in here well that's not true you're

saying things you do not

wait what

mustafa kimmel and ata turk are

different people

ah

how

know what you're talking about no one

said that who said that

who said that you said i set up my son

to work in an oil company didn't know

what you said get your word straight

jack they're brothers

what that's a great asset

more inflation

what a stupid son of a [ __ ]

yeah this is an angry grandpa

on the loose

so you know exactly what that is look

what did i tell you guys

we're living in the era of the enraged

cuck you got will smith

and now you got biden you know biden

learned from this is like

soy beta males

they're a little bit tilted because you

had these you know more um

more i don't even know what you call

them more real men have put them in

their place and then they're like all

right well they take it too far right

biden used to be this soy male and then

trump bullied him a little bit so now

he's out of control and then look what

happened with will smith he lets other

man get up all in his wife

gets clown for it and look what he

became you know it's it's it's a and

look at the low destiny it's the same

thing

and tom holland is their leader i

believe that

it's impotent soy rage that's exactly

what we're dealing with we're dealing

with an era of enraged cucks and it's

dangerous

it is dangerous

seen it in people around you people you

love

there's nothing to do with politics what

you just saw is a man who is losing the

ability to regulate his emotions

uncontrollable flashes of anger are

common among people who are aging

particularly among men and they often

accompany senility

losing it is a very frustrating

experience and your heart goes out to

anyone who is we have deep sympathy for

anyone in that position including joe

biden

but biden is the president of the united

states and this is these not all of them

don't forget about conservative half of

us

all of what

half of who

what are you talking about

single most volatile moment in the

recent history of our country biden is

leading the us toward war

and so it's fair to assess the effect on

the rest of us of his mental and

emotional conditions not simply about

age biden is 79

biden is clearly unable to speak with

precision

and when you're president united states

and the world hangs on your every word

when your words constitute american

policy when you can change american

policy particularly america's foreign

policy simply by

did your caleb say that

kamala may be micro dosing

you know i actually believe that

i've never caleb's never said anything

that wasn't true

so i actually

i believe that

she does come from california she does

have that mentality it wouldn't surprise

me

saying so

it is essential

that you speak the words you intend to

speak that you not get carried away

because you're mad

and say something you don't mean that

might threaten the long-term interests

of this country

threaten the families and the children

of the rest of us yeah her father

disowned her

donald harris

and our future

but he is that's exactly what he's doing

that's not a partisan attack it's true

if you doubt that it's true watch his

performance just over the past week

on thursday for example joe biden was

asked how the united states would

respond if the russian government used

chemical weapons in ukraine now that's a

hypothetical question presidents at the

podium often get those presidents rarely

respond to hypothetical questions for a

very simple reason they don't know

the circumstances ahead of time so

there's no reason to risk american

perspective are you going to cover caleb

on jimmy dore

um if i can i don't think jimmy dore's

videos are available

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yeah it's not uploaded yet so i think

that's gonna be for tomorrow

or whenever it's uploaded

oh my god i cannot stand

philosophy tube i cannot stand these

video essayists

and all of their like

like they film it in 8k and they have

all these costumes and [ __ ] it is so

cringe i'm sorry it's so cringe

to terrify the rest of the world by

saying the wrong thing so they don't

biden had no obligation to answer that

question very few presidents would have

answered it but biden did answer it and

here's what he said

and to clarify on chemical weapons could

if chemical weapons were used in ukraine

would that trigger a military sp

response from nato it would be it would

trigger a response in kind whether or

not you're asking whether nato would

cross

but we'd make that decision at the time

so he's closing his eyes trying to

remember what the cue card says what's

our policy

and what he comes out with is

if russia uses chemical weapons the us

will respond in kind if russia uses new

chemical weapons the united states will

use chemical weapons

so no american president has said

anything like that in your lifetime

you grew up assuming the united states

would never use chemical weapons because

the united states is not a rogue state

in fact our role globally is to suppress

rogue states they tell us that's what

we're doing right now

and yet in a flash of peak because he

couldn't remember the correct word react

to their video on hegel [ __ ] no

words joe biden the president of the

united states reversed a hundred years

of american security policy in the

middle of a war

this did not escape the attention of his

own national security adviser who

instantly responded by restoring the

status quo or attempting to quote the

united states has no intention of using

chemical weapons period under any

circuit jesus christ

this guy's out of control they always

have to [ __ ] backtrack everything he

says

such a nightmare

stances said jake sullivan flatly

contradicting his boss

no one who works for the president wants

to do that but jake sullivan had no

choice he works for a man who cannot

even pronounce his own vice president's

name consistently and yet is in charge

of the united states at the most

delicate moment in our lifetimes jesus

but biden didn't slow down he kept going

the next day his advisors allowed him to

fly to poland to quote rally the

international community in support of

ukraine

and while in poland biden met with

soldiers from the 82nd airborne they're

currently stationed there

as cameras rolled joe biden informed

these soldiers that they would soon be

sent to ukraine watch this

the average citizen look at how they're

stepping up

look at how they're stepping up and

you're going to see when you're there

and sometimes you've been there you're

going to see you're going to see women

young people standing standing in the

middle of the front of a damn tank

just saying i'm not leaving

i'm holding my ground

so the previous president was often

criticized sometime with justification

for not using words precisely you're the

president you can't just tweet out

anything that's the case you heard for

four years and again it was often rooted

in truth

but the last president never said

anything that even approaches the crazed

recklessness of what you just heard

you're going to see when you're there

where in ukraine

so the 82nd airborne apparently is going

to ukraine their commander-in-chief just

told them that of course they had no

idea neither did their families neither

did anyone in the united states until

joe biden said it live on friday the

white house didn't even know

fox news reached out to biden's

spokesman after those remarks and no one

there no one in the white house seemed

to wear that those remarks have been

caught on tape

so how to explain this abrupt change in

american foreign policy

quote the president has been clear we

are not sending u.s troops to ukraine

and there is no change in that position

end quote

so for the second time

in three days

the administration has to flatly

contradict the commander-in-chief and

not on a minor question these are often

written off as a gaf no a gaff

is when you mispronounce somebody's name

telling troops they're going to be sent

to ukraine pledging the united states

is going to use chemical weapons so

it's thankfully we have something called

the 25th amendment

of the u.s constitution

right

so the 25th amendment

goes like this

presidential disability and succession

okay

in this case

i mean it's pretty [ __ ] like on the

nose

but yeah

so

in case of the removal of the president

from office or his death the vice will

become president

president shall nominate a vice

president

um the president becomes

this is this is what this was made for

okay

this is what it was [ __ ] made for oh

[ __ ] then kamala takes over

yikes i forgot about that all right keep

biting in power [ __ ] it

these are not gaffs

these are something else they're

dangerous that's for sure so the best

the white house can do is telling us

well the president by saying he's

sending american troops to ukraine

they're trying to destitute castillo

saying he has mental problems

oh

[ __ ]

who's made after jfk was killed i didn't

know that is reaffirming our policy of

not sending us troops to ukraine thanks

for the clarification what else could

they say

and it got even weirder from there

on saturday once again completely out of

nowhere with no warning whatsoever and

apparently no forethought joe biden

called for regime change in russia watch

this

a dictator

bent on rebuilding an empire will never

erase the people's love for liberty

brutality will never grind down their

will to be free

for god's sake this man cannot remain

power

doing his churchill routine

fine

and things aren't going well at home all

presidents seek solace abroad where

they're taken much more seriously than

they are by their own voters

but he couldn't stop himself for god's

sake this man cannot remain in power joe

biden said of vladimir putin now set

aside how you feel about putin you

probably don't like him and for good

reason

our policy according to president united

states is to take putin out to remove

him as head of state

to be clear regime change in russia has

never been american policy and this is

hardly the first time we have tangled

with russia we've had far more

threatening circumstances than this one

the united states you'll recall waged a

proxy war against the russian government

for 11 years in vietnam

nearly 60 000 americans died in that war

and yet

no american president mentioned regime

change at the kremlin why because they

were soft on the russians no

because russia has about 6 000 nuclear

weapons

so let's say we eliminated the russian

head of state and of course that

country's central government what would

happen to those weapons

well let's see in iraq saddam's weapons

stockpiles all conventional wound up in

the hands of militia that used them to

kill americans

damn

so russia has a large and restive

population of islamic extremists

do we think it's possible that with no

one running the country because of

course we have no chosen successor to

putin is it possible if we did that that

one of those 6 000 nuclear weapons might

wind up in the hands of some

anti-american terror group and be used

against our civilian population here a

nuclear weapon

well that's not just possible

it's likely

and that's if we were to succeed in

killing putin what if we don't kill

putin

as apparently is now our policy

the president united states just

informed the russian government that he

seeks its overthrow

so you have to ask yourself does hearing

that make vladimir putin more or less

likely to use a nuclear weapon against

the united states and western europe hmm

how do trapped animals behave

well they lash out with fangs and claws

desperate people

are dangerous people of course

so it would be in the interest of the

united states and that's the only

interest that matters from our

perspective to cool the rhetoric a

little bit or when you employ overheated

rhetoric to do it for a reason in the

service of a clearly articulated goal

that helps the united states and not

just because you're old and pissed which

is exactly what you just saw a guy who

just lost control of what he was saying

because he was too mad

it's all pretty obvious no one in

washington has spent 30 seconds thinking

about what would happen if we knocked

off putin or if we talk about knocking

off putin in fact our foreign policy

establishment spent the weekend

congratulating joe biden on saying the

wrong thing they compared him to ronald

reagan

washington loves regime change it's what

comes after regime change they'd rather

not consider and have no track record of

pulling off

but for now they were thrilled bill

crystal compared biden's threat to

reagan telling mikhail

oh my god

i hate this guy so this guy belongs in

prison first of all

but second of all

mr gorbachev tear down why do people

think reagan was some badass when he was

like mr corporate soft tear down this

wall bruh

the whole [ __ ] eastern block was

collapsing the soviet union was

collapsing because of gorbachev's

disastrous performance the eastern bloc

was [ __ ] collapsing but you think

gorbachev

let's go

this is what these [ __ ] [ __ ] do

they go

it's like

let's say your enemy is dying of like

cancer

and they're like literally in the

hospital bed and you run you bust down

their door you got boxing gloves you

throw the gloves let's go let's go right

now

you lost i knocked you out you didn't

knock anyone out he's literally on the

hospital bed he's already done

it's [ __ ] stupid

you know

it's it's dumb

gorbachev to tear down this wall because

everything in dc is cliche based rick

wilson agreed quote biden did tear down

this wall for our era again the cliches

dumb people

they're saying that when biden went on

tv

and said that putin cannot remain in

power

this was the tear down this wall of this

era

did the white house walk back what

reagan said because the white house

walked back what biden said the white

house said no that's not what biden

meant

he meant he can't

uh

maintain his invasion of ukraine he

didn't mean

we were not calling for regime change

rick wilson is a [ __ ] dumbass

biden did tear down oh my god i do

anyone else thinks stupidity should be a

criminal offense

speak and think i mean i know our

prisons are overcrowded already but

what else do you do i mean this is like

disgusting this is a disgusting level of

stupidity

some guy woke up

was not trolling and actually just

tweeted this

that was the tear down this wall of our

era

what

there's so many levels of dumb to that

like no it's not

even if you ignore the contacts that's

not the same as regime change calling

for a unif i mean a unified germany was

the aspiration of

stalin it was the aspiration of the

soviets since forever they eventually

did want germany to reunite it's like

it's so stupid

are elites stupid are they just lying

it's

you know what's like the dangerous scary

truth of it is it's like it's a it's

kind of like a combination of both you

know

kasparov in a tweet said i wish i was

your father referring to putin

bellingcat can confirm that three

members of the delegation attending

peace talks

experienced systems consistent with

poisoning with chemical weapons

one victim was russian entrepreneur

roman abramovich

so why is a [ __ ] oligarch

participating in negotiations

taking part in negotiations alongside

ukraine's mp

negotiation round of three

so was abramovich on the ukrainian side

because that would

not surprise me

whose side was abramovich on in the

negotiations

i'm not up to date with the abramovich's

drama

i don't i don't i don't actually know

much about roman abramovich

did he like defect to the west or

no he was saying okay he was one of the

sanctioned oligarchs so why would russia

sanction him

why would russia sanction him

i mean sorry why would russia poison him

i was thinking oh did he switch sides

he didn't switch sides so why would they

poison it

he's extremely close to putin it makes

zero sense well it's really weird how he

was at negotiations like

you know you know we've talked about how

oh the oligarchs don't have any

influence in russia what do they [ __ ]

do what is he doing at these

negotiations he's not a politician

he's famous in england he lived there he

got kicked to israel he was one of the

biggest [ __ ] football clubs in the world

he's said to have a good relation with

putin but in reality he wants to pull

away

and join the west that was also my

uh initial um

impression

every time i hear abramovic i hear it in

the context of like a pro-western

oligarch

so that was my impression as well

but i don't know why he was at

negotiations

so

in case you guys don't do do you guys

know about bellingcat by the way

like you know bellingcat is like the

most

oh my god it's like it's like a meme

it's literally a meme like belling cat

is literally funded by the state

department it's literally propaganda

like it's it's literally it's seatt ned

soros and the national endowment for

democracy yeah i mean like

you know

it's it's literally a meme among tankies

if you don't know

spelling cat it's like radio free europe

right

or radio free asia

energy aspect of the great reset the

urgent case

oh my god the urgent need for energy

austerity

look at this emily holland

tom holland's sister

russia's invasion of ukraine

uh

oh my god

a better path forward

this article is literally pushing for

the great reset

and using russia as a pretext to justify

it's actually [ __ ] insanity

that's actual insanity

it's actually pushing for the great

reset

and using russia to justify it that's

literally insane

that's literally insane

chase because they have no other terms

at hand former white house correspondent

cbs news mark nohler said biden was even

better than ronald reagan quote tops

reagan's 1987 tear down this putin

appointed kid of lieutenant general of

russia's armed forces based

you know what i think i think

putin should replace that abramovic guy

with kadyrov you know ditch that

oligarch guy and and and get closer to

khadirov because you know what kadyrov's

loyal khadirov is loyal to russia and

the russian state

you know that those oligarchs are not

loyal so get rid of them you know

nationalize all their assets

you know

that's wall speech okay

to its credit for once the white house

did not run toward the applause there

apparently still an adult or two working

there and they immediately tried to tell

us that biden hadn't actually meant what

he told us on camera he didn't really

mean it

any statement that begins this way is a

lie the president's point okay we can

discern his point he said it but the

president's point was that putin cannot

be allowed to exercise power over his

neighbors or the region he was not

discussing putin's power in russia or

regime change

right well that's of course not true but

at least it's reassured

i think he was fake

poison

to save his football team

i don't know

ensuring to know our policy remains the

same neocons in dc of course were highly

distressed

cia operative rodney farron for example

wrote this quote this would have been

biden's tear down this wall moment but

for white house staffers watering down

his meaning afterward

a few hours ago biden once again stepped

in front of the microphone and

reaffirmed that the words that had

accidentally slipped out of his mouth

over the weekend because he was mad and

he has no self-control are actually

officially u.s policy here's joe biden

do you believe what you said that putin

can't remain in power or do you now

regret saying that because your

government has been trying to walk that

back did your words complicate matters

she like she's basically asking him are

you a [ __ ] or no

because if he says i don't want to walk

it back it's really dangerous but if he

says i will walk it back he's admitting

to being like a little [ __ ] so that

it's like so humiliating what a [ __ ]

clown

and this is our president

holy [ __ ] this is our president

we're americans guys this is [ __ ]

humiliating that's our president

literally humiliating us in front of the

world

well you asked three different questions

i'll answer them all number one i'm not

walking anything back

oh my god holy [ __ ]

ah god this is our [ __ ] president

get this guy out of there

but through the democratic process of

course

i'm not walking anything back so regime

change in russia is now our policy

that's what the president of the united

states just told us and as he did he

rebuked the people who worked for him

which is fine with us they spent all

week correcting statements that he makes

up on the fly and hasn't thought through

in any way

purely reactive hey joe biden what would

be the long-term effect of the united

states of what you're doing no idea

don't have to think about the future now

when everything is suddenly at stake

there has never been recklessness at

this level in the white house and yes

that includes the last president who is

often attacked for being reckless

nothing he said compares to this

fox's peter ducey asked for

clarification in response joe biden

revealed that he is completely unaware

that his staff has been continuously

updating american policy all week as he

changes it on the fly watch joe biden

are you worried that other leaders in

the world are going to start to doubt

that america is back if some of these

empires fall

oh man

yeah

i think we're headed for a balkanization

in the civil war it's just what i think

you know when you think of biotin is

this your leader what if okay what if

like hypothetically in a video game

whatever right what if some random guy

just

got on [ __ ] the internet it was like

i am the leader of the michigan

federation

join me

biden is not the leader i am the leader

i mean it sounds kind of appealing i'm

not gonna lie

you know

i think a lot of people would get behind

that

i think a lot of people would get behind

that they'd be like you know what you're

right

a lot of people would get behind them

you know

it's like

i'm not saying i endorse that i'm just

describing my prediction i think a lot

of people would get behind that

big things that you

say on the world stage keep getting

walked back then what's getting walked

back it made it sound like just in the

last couple days uh it sounded like you

told us troops they were going to

ukraine like this is this is an assault

on the very unity of this country

biden is literally an assault on the

very unity of america he threatens the

very unity of the united states

it sounded like he said it was possible

the u.s would use a chemical weapon and

it sounded like you were calling for

regime change in russia and we know

none of the three occurred

none of the three none of the three mr

president you interpret the language

that way so he is walking it back but

it's still you know just embarrassing

optically

will the byzantine empire get

resurrected i don't know why people

think the byzantine empire collapsed it

didn't collapse

okay the ottomans inherited it and the

russians inherited it it didn't collapse

what's getting walked back

to be clear

he's not fit to lead particularly right

now they both laid claim to the third

rome

bernie sanders scared the hell out of

the banks democratic party

short-circuited his campaign and

installed joe biden biden seemed kind of

passive for a lot of voters that was a

welcome respite from the last president

who seemed kind of loud okay that's

what's actually that's what actually

happened a lot of dumb [ __ ] were like

biden is the new fdr isn't that bernie

though wasn't that supposed to be bernie

the b to be the new look bernie's not

the new [ __ ] lenin

bernie was supposed to be the new fdr

not you know who's how's biden the the

compromise fdr then what was bernie

bernie wasn't some [ __ ] revolutionary

happened no one until he was like an fd

you know he was pretending to be like

this fdr style

guy you

know dark bernie sounds cringe and can i

just can we just settle something guys

[ __ ] bernie and i don't know you know

the worst thing about bernie was his

name

bernie my name's bernie it sounds like a

[ __ ] pedo clown ice cream salesman

okay

that's just the optics of the name

bernie it sounds like a creepy clown

okay

dark bernie sounds like a [ __ ] killer

clown okay

we're done with that we're done with all

that [ __ ] bernie man no we're not doing

that sounds like barney the diner it's

weird okay we're not doing that [ __ ]

at least change your name to some you

know you know what you don't have to

change your name why don't you just be

like sanders

sanders

just like people said roosevelt but i

think it was like a media conspiracy

that we all referred to him by his first

name not his last name think about it

trump last name roosevelt last name

obama last name biden last name cl you

know everyone's the last name except

bernie

you have to treat him like a pedo the

media literally painted him as a pedo

just call him sanders

sanders you know sanders sounds way

better

you know bernie what

anticipated at that moment that we would

be on the cusp of a war with the nuclear

armed power unless the media hated him

and he was such a cuck

that he didn't even have any

self-awareness he was like you know why

the media hated bernie so much too it's

like he didn't even know why they hated

him he was like well i'm one of you guys

i'm just stupid

like bernie you're so dumb stop bernie

stop and he's like well i don't feel

like stopping

but i'm still one of you and joe biden

is my best like he wasn't some

anti-establishment rebel he was

literally just dumb

he had no self-awareness

less than two years but that's exactly

where we are now and under those

circumstances to have someone who has

literally no idea no he was the

establishment he was always

establishment it's just that

he was always establishment it's just

like he he was dumb he didn't have any

self-awareness

you know he didn't even know

why they hated him what's going on

doesn't even know that he's changing

long-standing policies that adults have

thought through when he does it

does scary describe that no it's worse

so biden just said

everything that he has said for the last

week

is true and none of it has been

corrected by people who work for him you

know who was based kind of

ralph nader was kind of based you know

ralph nader

yeah young yeah girl yeah girls do like

the idea of a vulnerable old man they

can overpower that's true i like ralph

nader way better

the truth is joe biden has no idea

joe biden has no idea what his

publicists say when he goes to sleep

also ross perot was cool right then

midway through his answer biden starts

walking back his own comments he does

that just minutes after saying he would

never walk back his own comments none of

that occurred biden said look it feels

almost like we're being mean to the guy

by quoting him and no one wants that no

one is making fun of his age or his

diminished condition only trying to

defend the country then moments later

biden declared that no reasonable person

would think he wants regime change in

russia watch this if you can stand it

because it's ridiculous

nobody believes we're going to take down

i was going to i was talking about

taking down putin

nobody believes that

all right joke's over too much is at

stake is there was ever a time if there

was in u.s history ever a time to invoke

the 25th amendment it is now yeah but

we'll leave us with kamala and it's kind

of

it's a tough situation kamala's way

worse you know it's your by truth

and himself put it for god's sakes this

man formerly it's true

formally tucker is correct

he's correct

you know

yeah i mean he's not fit for office

but

yeah

dennis

who dennis a guy named dennis got shot

by the mob

for trying to nationalize electricity

this country's [ __ ] up man

did he really get shot for that

he's not even dead why would you say

that

dennis kucinich is not dead

why do you think he's dead

he's still alive

oh he survived

not remain in power

for all of our sakes subscribe to the

fox news i thought you were um pranking

me okay i thought you were pranking me

all right i guess it's not just a prank

do you do young russians want the ussr

back

i think that during soviet union period

people were more united than now in my

country

so i wish that there could be more unity

this time in my country as well

on trump this is breaking news trump got

a hole in one

apparently trump got a hole in one

and he announced it and he sent emails

and announced it and by the way i don't

even know what a hole-in-one is i don't

even know what the [ __ ] that is

president made a hole in one

180 yard five iron

that's great

can you tell me what a hole in one is

there it is that's great thank you

that's the guys want a picture with you

oh

my god

they're gonna clip that i don't care

i'm genuinely curious what does that

mean

i don't know anything about golf

okay

when you get

in one shot

oh from like far away

it's nearly didn't tiger woods get that

[ __ ]

what about the professionals don't they

get that

like tiger woods

when you get the ball from the start to

the flag in one hit

that's what tiger woods get yeah golf is

such a dumb sport i'm sorry what a

stupid sport and everyone's like the

tiger woods this i'm pretty sure golf is

based on luck okay pretty sure it's not

based on anything except

luck okay

so first of all it's based on luck

second of all a golfer doesn't have to

be physically fit you look at trump's in

really bad shape you know he's old he's

not in bad shape for his age but he's

pretty

old it's not like a golf like do golfers

get [ __ ]

you don't ever hear girls oh my god the

gophers are in town

you know you never hear these la girls

oh the golfers are coming in town

nobody gives a [ __ ] about that

nobody cares about that

bro too mad liked my [ __ ] i can't

believe this

too mad liked my tweet

[Laughter]

too mad liked my tweet

no way

whoa

lmao

that's [ __ ] hilarious

oh god

what do people think

it's a very controversial topic and he's

a very controversial

person like especially

for all the generations

who

were born and raised in soviet union

he's kind of a traitor who somehow

ended

this period of our history and for

our grandparents like

he is not that good yeah

for some younger people

who are more or less in democratic

values yeah maybe he's

not a hero but someone who

did everything right

maybe

he was someone who had no other options

but again he's a very very controversial

person and maybe it's too early to give

some judgments right now maybe a couple

decades later how the claps of the ussr

described in your history

as

like soviet union was formed in

1920s something

yeah yeah so

it was you have to say that there were

14 republics yes

yes and every republican

different

maybe opinion

soviet union included russia belarus so

ukraine but not only slavic countries

but also

yes georgia georgia

tajikistan yes so many countries yeah so

national contradictions was one of them

like one of one of the reasons of the

collapse also it was like

failure of economic reforms made by

gorbachev as well during peristroika

during this

time

and uh as it was like communistic state

communist ideology

the

this was

we can say like a failure of communistic

ideology

like in the beginning of 90s already

and it led to

the failure and to collapse of

communistic parts of your

soviet union in the end

but again you have to specify like why

it was a fail of communistic ideology

the basic idea the main idea that people

are equal yeah that we should have

all of us should have equal rights equal

opportunities

but

in reality in late 80s

let's say governing elites

they were enjoying

luxurious way of living expensive cars

black caviar

expensive alcohol things like that like

uh some fancy clothes

maybe some of them had even

opportunities to travel abroad not only

in the socialist scam not i mean not

like poland uh

baltic countries are and even like

united states like western europe

and for simple people who were kind of

equal to them who should be equal to

them it was obviously obvious that

wait wait a moment you know it's pretty

crazy like the ways in which people try

to come up with explanations for why

the soviet union collapsed or why the

ideology failed

and it's almost like

everyone's

take is just as valid

because at the end of the day you know

it did fail right so but like it's

almost like you get these really dumb

takes we're like well the problem was is

this idea of equality it's like you'd

think being russian is going to give you

some unique perspective

about why communism failed and it

doesn't this guy sounds like anyone in

america saying the same thing like he's

just as removed

and just as unable to come up with like

an explanation for why it failed as

anyone else you know

what has happened like we should be

equal but

why we are so different

so of course that caused

social tension

so that led to

natural

demolition of that system

so and probably like ideology

they made a lot of mistakes during

peristroika structuralization period

but uh as i read a lot of experts say

that

in russian textbooks this soviet union

collapse are described not so well

uh

it's biased

and

there can be the lack of information on

it still have

like space for improvements

so basically it was a very

no it is very

uh

contradictionary topic still and

there are many different opinions

and some of documents are still kind of

top secret so probably in next decades

we will get to know more about it we

have to talk about this topic with the

older

family member of yours like who really

experience the period of usr

uh

i can start if it's fine yeah of course

i was born after the collapse of yes i

was born four years yet after so i can't

say much about this period from my own

opinion but i talked we talked about it

with my mom with my parents

and

i can say that all the older generation

think that it was good time

i can say like they were more advantages

than disadvantages of this

like

state

uh for example

there was a quality actually of course

there were some people who was like

richer than others but there was a

quality because

there was no unemployment during soviet

uh per soviet union period everyone got

jobs because there was manufacturing and

manufacturing was developed really cool

uh for example

uh

during soviet uh

union like spirit

uh

technology and education

it was developed really good for example

which is why

uh

the russia the soviet union sent the

first man on the space gagarin which is

like russian which is our

uh

and also we can same about education

because

my parents say that education during the

soviet union was better educational

system of course it was

like it but it was also really if you

don't like school like

from what i know about soviet education

holy [ __ ] it was like so

[ __ ] rigorous right

it was so tough

you know it's like you yeah it was so

strict

and it was so comprehensive it's like

you were so overwhelmed in that system

so overwhelmed

better than present system but they were

really super educated people soviet

people were very very educated

like i'm not just talking about educated

i mean like they were very intellectual

they were very a culture they like knew

basic facts about science and culture

and history

you know that the average person in the

world just does not know you know

like

soviets were way more

educated than like germans today like

way more way more you guys could [ __ ]

german you know teenager about history

like i don't know fortnite like you ask

a [ __ ] soviet teenager they're gonna

give you an encyclopedia

level of [ __ ] knowledge you know

yeah uh everyone had the opportunity

to good job to get like apartments even

could get a free apartments for example

if you have one children you can get one

room apartment if you have two children

you can get

two room apartment you could get it for

free just imagine

now people have to take huge credits for

like 30 years too loud to purchase like

apartments but during soviet union time

it was much easier for you to get your

own corner to live somewhere

and it was a good time

in this case of course

everyone has opportunity

of course yeah

if we can yes there were some advantages

and disadvantages but

i still remember when i i was like a

really small kid

and as i told you before i used to spend

a summer's summer vacation

with my grandparents in ukraine

and i had a friend of mine who lived

next door

and no it was okay to leave doors wide

open to different flats to different

apartments so when i was like three

years old i was like going from my

apartment to the next building yeah this

is what's so tragic

it's like there used to be such a strong

sense of community

you know it's so [ __ ] up

like today that's unthinkable like in

any

you know what i mean isn't that isn't

that [ __ ] up like back in the day you

could just

go to apartment it didn't matter you

know

it's actually so sad

that is so profoundly sad

all right sorry

let's continue

[ __ ]

and so to his apartment and i was like

you're not knocking on the door because

those were wide open like hey hey come

along with me and we are like

small kids we are like playing together

can you imagine this happening right now

of course

and actually the one important thing it

was not about like people were so did he

just decide to randomly attack you today

or was there a trigger uh i don't know

who knows that guy's trying to stay

relevant really desperately

poor so there were nothing to take in

their flesh no it was about trust

yes it was all about trust

all about

being friends with your neighbors

maybe we don't have that anymore we have

to learn this

yeah but if you talk about disadvantages

there were some some of course as

everywhere and uh as for example you

could not easily travel

around the world during the soviet union

also there was this like artificial

deficit of goose

for example people get get used to stay

in a huge crease fortunately like a

whole day just to get a sausage from the

shop or like a bread or something it was

really difficult sometimes to purchase

goods but it was during late 80s i think

yes very close to

the moment so

yeah yeah our parents used to talk about

this because uh it was really hard to

purchase something sometimes even close

even closer

yeah

so it was also like a disadvantage but

anyway my parents say they had

advantages

outcomes disadvantages so it was a good

time

but we didn't live in this this time so

it's just yeah it's hard to tell and i

am pretty sure that

not all

of russians will totally agree with you

especially about launch sense advantages

from your perspective that your

generation they're born after the

collapse of the ussr

and we have talked about lots of like

flaws

or disadvantages of the union like you

know they're pretty

not not very good at your governance

there's still like some

some

shiny points on that like you know the

trust like people can just leave the

door open

so

which come like

which period which period of time you

prefer to live like it's an assumption

like is it like

today this

um russia federation or the time the u.s

are

so hard to tell if you didn't live in

such

during like soviet unions so hard

because

we can make opinions only based on

opinions of our parents how did they

describe this time it's really hard we

can just tell that for example

i think that during soviet union period

people were more united than now in my

country

so i wish that there could be more unity

this time in my country as well

do you see a revolution coming from the

right wing

um when they

bro that's just ideological

misunderstandings

i can't say that i want to also i don't

i don't care about

right wing okay

i'm not saying it's coming from what

does the right wing even mean that

doesn't even [ __ ] mean anything right

um

i think there's going to be a political

realignment the meaning of left and

right is going to change

go back to soviet union because i didn't

live there as i told you before that

but i would like to take some advantages

of this time to this time

it would be great like what can you

elaborate on that

yeah as i told it's like unity

if you can uh like

bring to the future this advantages of

science and technology of

soviet union because they

stopped to develop after the collapse of

the soviet union because no one putting

money in it anymore i think life is

could be wrong

but

i think it depends where

you know in moscow i think life is

easier now than in the soviet union

or maybe no

right

i think it's uh better right

just more access to consumer goods and

[ __ ] light industry

it would be great but like when it comes

actually no here's what i think i think

the soviet union was better

in the long term for your overall health

and your overall whatever well-being

but

in terms of being able to enjoy things

i think it's better now right

so health was better back then and like

you know

long term like you don't have to worry

about being in debt you don't have to

worry about paying for college and you

know there's a lot of things you don't

have to worry about right and and so

overall your life is easier you don't

have to work as hard

yeah you didn't have to work as hard i

know that so you didn't have to work as

hard to live right but you had less

access

to nice things right than you do now i

mean

the number one thing is obviously the

internet right

smartphones the internet i mean that's a

really big thing

we can restart manufacturing it's been

30 i know yeah i mean

developing of cosmos because we used to

be the first

on the space

just think about china is the best of

both worlds ah

there's still a lot of things china lost

after the maui

i don't know if in china they have a

culture of just like

kids running into whatever you know

apartment they want but

that's starting to change under this

year

this is about like systematic approach

to these particular issues like science

technology actually this is what is

china doing right now for example if

we'll take a look at

chinese science it's kind of in a

very good state right now and chinese

government so supportive and

right now yeah i have a feeling like uh

maybe we are losing it a little bit in

russia but still people do understand

that it's

very important and i think

things are changing again

and

as for me personally i think that we

live in a very good time i don't want to

get back i still hope that yeah

russia will have a bright future and

definitely i will hope

all right um

i'm gonna take a piss guys i'll be right

back

um

i think you guys know what time it is

though

i think you know what time it is

right

gonna pee i'll be right back

i'll be right back

all right

you guys know what time it is don't you

what the [ __ ] is this

literally what is this literally what is

this

oh okay nevermind all right

this one actually like works

all right

first name we're gonna like make a new

we're on a different server this one's

like more high quality

so we're gonna make this again um

uh

stephen

zielenski

the world

all right

his birthday is gonna be

tomorrow

come on

don't [ __ ] up now come on man yes

okay

i i thought this was a high quality

server clearly there's got to be a

problem with it right there's always got

to be a [ __ ] problem

all right let's just say ukraine

this work

okay yeah they actually check for

countries

uh

we always let's just go to the first one

okay

can i not change the model

oh i can't be a fat guy

no way

i can't be a fat guy

oh i can

we're gonna make the dumbest thing ever

okay we're just gonna

all right father

wow mitochondrial dna is powerful the

father doesn't even make a [ __ ]

difference

mother's everything

all right where's the fat guy again

this this

thank you fabian liberty appreciate it

all right

shape mix

all right arms

this is all we can do then

we have fat arms

before we do that can i like change the

body at all

i can't [ __ ]

if i can if i have to buy the fat guy

i'll [ __ ] buy it okay i'll i will

literally purchase the fat one

either this guy looks kind of too based

yeah there we go

oh it reset everything

that's actually tragic it literally

reset everything

all right

[ __ ]

can i like add hair

can i add hair at all

is hair a crime in this what the [ __ ] is

this

features oh okay here we go

this should be it right

neck thickness

all the way

there

there we go

oh my god it's so hard to choose alright

first off we need to change the color

[ __ ]

uh

oh

[ __ ]

it's so hard to choose

this i like this one

no i don't like that one

now can you look can you change how it

looks

yeah what's the jason cut it's just a

mohawk

yeah this is we're gonna have to do this

we're gonna have to do something like

that

there's nothing better than that nothing

beats that

we're gonna go back to it but um

let me see what other options

jesus is a lot

no we're doing this i don't care we're

done

we're doing this all right eyebrows

yeah we're gonna just have a neck beard

yeah this is good

this is perfect

uh all right

jawbone

what what'll make him look fat

he looks beautiful

wait let me see

[Laughter]

all right all right

all right um

first of all what is okay i changed the

jacket

uh

oh my god there's too many options i

just [ __ ] gotta find the perfect one

all this looks too cool you know this

guy's not a cool guy okay

just have a t-shirt

and then on the t-shirt we'll just have

uh

the [ __ ] is that

[ __ ]

yeah this is it

all right

damn all this

[ __ ] yeah we're doing this

[ __ ] it's so hard to choose

if i just could make him fat it would

solve everything all they would have to

let me do is make him fat and it would

solve everything

why can't he be i don't know

we're gonna make up for it though with

clothing

like what's something a dgr would wear

all right

this is good

i'll just do this

best oh my god now there's vests

what is this

is this a tail

yeah we'll give him a tail

okay this is just stupid at this

all right [ __ ] it i don't even know what

this is

decals neck accessories bags

oh my god there's like too much [ __ ]

there's like way too much [ __ ]

all right we're just doing this

shoes

all right we're just gonna do this

that's it

god it's like so hard

it's so hard

what is this other [ __ ]

damn it just let me be a fat guy

this is like giving me a [ __ ]

aneurysm

holy [ __ ]

i'll take anything [ __ ] i don't even

know why i got rid of the other one

[ __ ]

450 or something

what was the jacket do you guys remember

the number the jacket was i was being

ungrateful i should have kept that

you guys remember what number that was

oh god

you can't even control the [ __ ] body

fat

what do you mean make it [ __ ] body

fat

oh you can't see the number [ __ ]

all right we're just doing that no we're

not doing it

yeah we're just gonna do this

yeah this is what they would look like

honestly

to be honest this is what they would

look like

this is exactly what a destiny viewer

would look like

this

yeah this is spot on this is spot on

accessories all we gotta do is add

had a face mask

no

okay you know what all right waste time

oh i don't want a [ __ ] hat

yeah they don't have any nerds on black

they don't have any nerdy glasses

apparently they're just only cool

glasses right

god what a joke

here we go

you don't even have glasses

all right this is good

all right can i not like change the body

though

i can't change like uh the body at all

i can't change the body at all this is

what i have to settle with okay

all right

all right let's go

hello

crazy [ __ ]

hello

can any of you imbeciles even speak

i know

ah

yet again

i have to go

i'll be on my way

god

right

that guy has thinks he's an alpha male

look at me

huh

all right

let's get let's get going

all right can i tweet

oh okay

okay now we're in business

now we're in business okay

so let's go ahead and uh

oh yeah

oh

yeah

i'm gonna tweet

if any of these nimrods want to debate a

real

gamer

real

intellectual

you will do so

i was watching adam something and

realized how inferior everyone else is

slava ukrainian

ukraine flag emoji

oh yeah we're in business

we're ratioing them all right let's go

we have to find some people

this guy looks like a [ __ ] pedo

oh [ __ ]

open the [ __ ] vehicle now

i'm such a [ __ ] idiot

oh

a new tweet

alright i'm tweeting about this

i'm tweeting about this

ah

need a ride

yes

as a matter of fact

i do

that sounds morally lucky

oh

why am i stumbling

ah

am i literally losing consciousness

i'm literally losing health because i

just

slightly bumped into a car oh

oh

god

damn it open this [ __ ] car

i can't even get in

can't even get in the car

this is it

[Music]

ah

wow

a new tweet

oh this is perfect

what's your location

i don't [ __ ] know where my location

is [ __ ] how do i figure that out

north rockefeller drive 646.

646 north rockford drive

ugh

all right well someone's going to be

over to help me

hope you come fast

before i bleed out

and die

oh

i hate that haws guy

he's so short

off

going home

and my mom better have chicken attendees

ready for me or i'm gonna throw a fit

i can't believe they banned them from

twitch

oh

[ __ ]

oh

this better be my ride

hello

oh

ukraine oh how i

i'm gonna miss the latest adam something

video oh

my leg is broken

oh

[ __ ]

took you long enough peasant

help

[ __ ] npc

oh

god

all right

where the [ __ ] is that guy

come get me instead

no [ __ ] you jake smith

finally

took you long enough

oh [ __ ]

i i literally need this guy to get here

before i bleed out i literally need him

to get here

oh yeah

my neighbors done at my house she was

with my girlfriend

and i had to go for a walk

god

i just wanted to play the switch oh

are they gonna be done

hurry up

oh

god is this [ __ ] car coming all right

i'm gonna just run i don't know where

i'm going but i'm just gonna run

[ __ ]

shift keys

so this server is very high quality

there's been no lag or anything

but we need someone to come pick us up

oh christ oh damn

oh god this is all just slightly bumping

into a car i didn't know the server was

that realistic

let's just keep walking

what is taking them so long

[ __ ] you kyle butler

[Music]

you peasant

your betrayal

i am coming for you

he's picking up someone else

yeah i'm gonna just call 9-1-1

[ __ ]

help me i'm bleeding out

all right i called the police

i'm not paying for a fair either i'm

just gonna steal the car i'm gonna get

in or whatever

i'm gonna miss the latest adam something

video

should i just go to the server with the

fat guy i'm losing patience fast

should i just go to the server with the

fat guy

just less people there's three times as

many people on this one

and this one's higher quality

yeah i'll give it a chance

oh finally

no

i'm bleeding out i'm literally bleeding

out on the [ __ ] street

i can't even access my phone

oh

[ __ ]

oh

[ __ ]

they're [ __ ] useless

please help

i'm bleeding out

okay i think i sent

something

i doubt it

yeah

this is this

this this is like dog [ __ ] i just bumped

into a car once and i can't do anything

ah

[Music]

help

not a player help

oh

finally i got you i got you

all right

too late bro get the [ __ ] outta here

let's go

all right shooting on tight

can you uh turn the ac off please it's

really annoying okay yeah i'm sorry

[Music]

johnny chips

uh

no

[Music]

so you're probably wondering how i got

here right

yeah so what's up what happened well

i was watching my favorite streamer

destiny and

my girlfriend said get out my

boyfriend's coming over and

i had to leave the house and go for a

walk

and i just don't understand why they

don't let me

you know it's not like i'm in the other

room like you know

she's i don't treat her as my property

she can be with whoever she wants but

i don't i don't get why i have to walk

out and leave i know i paid for the

house and everything but

okay

ah that would be really toxic and

insecure oh my god

that'd be really insecure of me

all right you know what there you go

oh

can you

oh check in

there you go my boy

watch yourself out there oh

i'm not thanking him

i don't thank anyone

oh you're not being helped

why what does it mean i'm being helped

how am i being helped

what a horrible dream

finally

all right

oh back in full health

perfect

[ __ ] do i even go

i'm gonna miss the latest doctor who

episode

hello

i was not provided a mask

hello

i was not provided a mask hello

i'm i'm reporting this

whoever these doctors are it's the

epitome of incompetence

it's the epitome of incompetence

hello

is anyone here

hello

i'm looking for the hospital owner i

want to report

infrared

for being pro russia

hello

no one's even here my only strat oh fine

hello finally another human being

hello

what is what's wrong with you

i don't know what happened i just

woke up in the hospital

uh sigh

you don't have to know where the doctor

is do you

no i don't know

ugh

women

ugh

men

that's sexist can't look for anything on

their own always relying on women

you know what i'm going to follow you

around

you wouldn't be the first one yeah well

you know where i come from right

no

dgg and this is what we do

what does that stand for

i watch a famous streamer called destiny

he teaches me how to treat women

oh well he's not doing such a great job

you think it's creepy uh

no

you know what

dang um

i'll be right back

get back here

all right

hello

i can't even punch

my only oh [ __ ]

sorry i almost ran over you i

i'll be right back

[Music]

oh jesus

well i'll wait for you

how do i honk the horn

how do i flip people off oh this is how

you do it

[ __ ] everyone who lives here

no that's just the light how do i honk

the horn

no f is how to get in

hurry the [ __ ] up

they talk [ __ ] back to me

give me a ride will you

took you long enough

let's go give me a ride to the

apartments ulta

we're going where i decide we go

oh jesus oh you know what we're going to

ukraine to help zelinski

now you can try to escape

oh you can try to escape

[ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened

the [ __ ] did she go

she actually jump off

all right let's go back to the hospital

everyone's here

everyone wake the [ __ ] up

[Music]

what is that

[Music]

all right we're gonna go in the hospital

room

[ __ ] we're so close

these doors are so realistic

holy [ __ ]

where the [ __ ] do you think you're going

i'm the head doctor in this hospital

where did he go

i'm actually stunned like what the [ __ ]

is this

the only thing i know how to do in these

games is [ __ ] loiter

at the hospital

but no one's even here there's like 300

people in the server

no one's at the hospital

go to the apartments what apartments

i'm hunting this guy down forever

get the [ __ ] back here

get back here

stop

stop immediately

what the [ __ ]

the [ __ ] are you doing bro take me to

the hospital now

where i'm calling the police on you

you're a russian agent spreading russian

misinformation take me to the hospital

now stop talking on your back

take me to the hospital

appreciate i just started a gift my boy

you're on twitch aren't you

started

all right please take me to the hospital

i ain't taking you [ __ ] nowhere why

why because you're a [ __ ] why

why

oh [ __ ] i'm already dead

this game's dog [ __ ] man should i just

leave and join the fat guy server yeah

i'm just gonna join the fat guy this is

this is dog [ __ ]

we're leaving

we're leaving this like this one's way

more high quality but it's way more

boring

this is like boring you know

this is like too high quality we're done

how do i get out of this one

[ __ ]

i can't even exit

no no pixels probably like this

where you just can't do [ __ ] you know

i'm leaving this [ __ ] place

yeah i'm leaving this [ __ ]

get the [ __ ] out of this [ __ ] server

all right we're going to join a new

server

it has established storylines i don't

have the [ __ ] patience for that okay

i'm just gonna join the one i was on

last time because yeah more people

joined it too

so yeah there's more people on now

and i'm just gonna join the one from

last time and uh

just do that

get on the lower to your no pixel server

whitelist um

yeah you can't really troll on these

established servers

the fact

the fat guy one was way better the

just the sheer fact that i can't be a

fat guy

in that server is a deal breaker

that's a [ __ ] deal breaker

the fact that i can't even be one

yeah there's more genuine interactions

but they're also more boring

yeah exactly [ __ ] are out here

role playing actual people

it's [ __ ] boring man

you can't even punch you know like you

can't even throw a [ __ ]

punch in that [ __ ] game you know

all right we're in business

[Music]

this is the best one honestly this is

the best server we've ever found

okay

okay this is a deal

there we go

this is what we're here for

uh

the last location was

the hospital right let's go to the

hospital

why am i in prison again

i'm in prison for 50 months and this is

what i have to do every time i join this

[ __ ] server this is what happens

every time and i have more prison time

too but the server's so shitty

this server is so [ __ ] like

poorly made

that every every time i die i wake up in

the hospital and i'm free from prison

so i'm technically a wanted man every

time i wake up

i've escaped from prison

every time

i'm

literally in jail for being fat

nobody in this server chooses the fat

guy i'm the only one

and that's why i'm in jail

oh

now

oh yeah i should watch skits in the

meantime you're right

um what's that [ __ ] from jideon

bowling with did other streamers watch

this

did other streamers watch the bowling

with uh coconut

yeah i want to see the rdc one

oh no that wasn't that hard bro yeah see

it wasn't that bad

don't lie to him bro he's got to shatter

him bro

you thought he got the shot of

know he was trying to fight for real let

me see

this

you should have did something while he's

on stage i have no grip i don't think i

had grit come on i really want to watch

the new cassidy campbell but i don't

think i can

i know that's what i'm saying my kids

not know my kid's not going to

disrespect me now you're not going to

get any more serious roles in your

movies

hey stop playing go get wheels i'm sorry

cassidy campbell's the funniest one

right now

actually i want to watch cassidy

campbell i don't wanna watch this this

is not even funny i'm sorry i don't find

it fun

cassidy campbell's the most funniest i'm

gonna watch not the newest one

but uh

his newest ones are like the best but

i'm gonna watch

[Music]

what the hell

go get the ball

go get it out of shape when's the last

time you were in the gym

what are you looking at

hey okay so what what the hell

get the stuff he's trying to tee off

i'm waiting for them i'm waiting

the joke's over what go up there

what go out there and put it joke

who's running up on you

who's running up

who's running up on you what did i say

over here okay and

who can i what do i have to do

what do i have to do what do i have to

do why am i the only one standing here

get your ass out here

how does that matter

you

have against me

because i'm on the goddamn phone with my

investor right now and you're yelling at

me i don't give a [ __ ] how much are you

worth what's your net worth

where'd you go to school

where'd you go to school hold the [ __ ]

on i'm taking my airpods out where'd you

go to school what are you doing standing

back there get in front of what do you

need him for

i pay him good money do you know what my

dad is

well i'll have him down here in 15

minutes

relax

what are you doing

what

what is your problem i'm just trying to

hit i'm trying to mess around i haven't

played in five years

congratulations there's other people

look you're not the only person here

i'm a grown adult thank you

uh who says

do you own this course do you own this

course

who owns the course

about the course you're gonna get hurt

if you don't [ __ ] leave who's hurting

so you're gonna go to jail because my

attorney would love you you touch me i

will sue you

i said if anybody puts hands on me

don't run your mouth from this kid i'm

not running my mouth you're the one

swearing you're the one making threats

and now you no no no now you want to say

don't ruin your mother from the kids let

me tell you something

let me no no

no

oh god

all right

guess who just woke up from prison

given

time give him time

ah

what a horrible dream

oh what a

nightmare bro

they're not gonna be happy to see me

they're really not gonna be happy to see

me

oh easy does it

what a horrible dream

i'm hungry

yo call your [ __ ] sergeant b yo i'm

not play

this is why this server is better just

what is all the hubbub about everybody

calm down

papa bear's here

yo take that to get to the counties

[Applause]

all right everybody calm down nobody's

using the vending machine

listen as long as you stay away from the

vending machine we're on good terms

[ __ ] i just got revived what the [ __ ]

are you talking about

hey bucko you better stay away from the

vending machine

well your ass is grass

yeah run off

run along

what the [ __ ]

what the [ __ ] happened

must have been daydreaming again

does my blood sugar level isn't it

what on earth happened

not this [ __ ] again

all right back to videos

i don't know what to say guys i would

have quit by now but

going back to videos

my attorney is gonna love you

come on let me tell you something i'm

going to see you in court

who's going to who's going to what even

happened

to me what the [ __ ] even happened

because i guarantee my net worth is both

worth more than your whole family and

history

who do you vote for hillary clinton

okay i do like you on that i do like you

on that mic

i do like you on that shake my hand

let's feel true yeah he's been following

them to every

complaint

i know

let's do the truth i'll stand back there

if you shake my hand go back there you

have three seconds hey hey hey don't

touch me don't touch me do not touch me

i will sue so quick

you can't afford it

can you pass with him

yeah i don't know why he's threatening

this guy like when you have this guy

with him it's like why is this fat guy

threatening him when they got this guy

with them

it's [ __ ] stupid a joke

i don't back down

you will lose this one we're gonna lose

bro the three of you will bro i i don't

know if you plan on using this as a

weapon

you're gonna have to because

really

look at this guy he's three times all

your size

why are you doing that

why are they i just want to know why you

can't shake my hand

why who are you i don't know who you are

i don't the jank law of martial arts

body weight beats strength and training

everything

i'm not even talking smack i came up

here trying to hit it

seen little dudes smash on big dudes

yeah

it's not really predictable

i've seen a small dude and i said when

i'm saying small i mean not muscular

have you guys seen that video of that

guy benching like a [ __ ] ton of weight

and he's like

not even buff

good spikes it's like small come on okay

i'll go bench like 400 pounds

yeah i'm suing

just

yeah

come over here and do something

it's easy when you got four people four

one being you right here you're going to

jail buddy

let's go

[Music]

okay so what i told you was friday

to get 50

000 apple stocks okay what are we doing

here you only bought 25 000.

okay apple is ready to go up it's on the

verge of going up any minute

it's gonna be a thing yeah 150 pound

dude benched 410 [ __ ] unreal 1000

in the next five years and you're

sitting on it no he's not even low body

fat

i'm telling you some people's muscle

fibers are more compactly

condensed or whatever and they just

they're very strong you know

what are you doing what are you doing

hold on a second hold on damn it excuse

me

what happened hi how you doing uh

so how much how much to rent out the

theater

who the [ __ ] does this

was he anglo-celtic no

um well i'm not sure but all of all of

our theaters are kind of the length

lanky guy with a body count in the

double digits

what do you mean body count do you talk

about getting laid that's got nothing to

do with lifting you think [ __ ] care

about how much you live they don't

okay well

this this money says otherwise okay uh

anyways thank you

would you like to speak to one of my

managers i would love to speak to your

manager right now

okay now back back to the apple stocks

let's talk did you get the amazon

okay because it is up

50

in four days why are you standing all

the way over there oh you mean murder

i don't think i don't think physical

natural strength has anything to do with

being able to murder you know if you if

you're about to shankar brov

you don't gotta be you know strong you

just gotta [ __ ] be crazy you know

you don't have to really be strong

all right guys

guess who woke up

the ghost of

if

pros and cons

pros of cons

oh what a horrible dream

ah

i'm hungry

gee

what a day

just got back from ukraine and got

banded

bandaged up

well since i went to ukraine i'm

technically a veteran now

better claim my veteran veterans

thank you

some for one

better claim those veteran benefit

benefits

doctor

call the authorities now

call the police now

what's up sir

i just had the most horrible dream i was

flying through space and i ended up in a

place completely unfamiliar to me and i

don't know why it happened

you think that's a police master

yes

i just got back from ukraine

uh-huh

it was in ukraine fighting the rush i

was fighting putin in ukraine

who just said that hoots that's a hate

yeah i just sucked him in the face right

[ __ ] you're not gonna do [ __ ] with you

[ __ ] yo don't hit him

bro i could teach you how to lose weight

[ __ ] fat ass large blood ass [ __ ]

you call me fat

[ __ ] purple you don't take me baby you

better stay awake hey bucko you better

stay away from this vending machine

or your asses grass

um hello my lady i am asking you nasty

do you need medical assistance can you

add me on discord

to you

i just need friends

i'm lonely

leave me

the reason i spend time here

no i'll leave i'll leave please not the

roof not the roof i'll leave

please my fair maiden

i will i'll have you know i'm a feminist

[Music]

yeah where you at bro

i am a feminist

let me talk to you

don't leave me to these wow

all right

it's time to do what i know best

oh my bad gang i ain't trying to get

black

i'm done

getting this car started

i'm going to place tnt in the green car

right next to me and blow it to

smithereens

huh

not my car no you didn't hear anything

not my car

i didn't say anything yo y'all good i

heard gunshots

[ __ ] never works

oh

[Music]

oh

[Music]

let's see if we can take this one

need a lockpick not in this game

i've actually successfully done it

before i mean not in this server i've

done it before

yo

yo get out of my car [ __ ]

you can't see me you can't see me i'm

shooting you no i'll get out i'll get

out i'm sorry get out of my car i'm

trying it won't let me like just give me

a second all right i'm out i'm out oh oh

that's that guy yeah

all right my car get out where can i get

weapons

yo give me a chop i'll shoot this fat

[ __ ] right now

all right let's go hey get out of my all

right i'm shooting you no no no no i'll

get out get up let me shoot this fat

[ __ ] for no

let me get it done

get out of here why do you hate me so

much

get out trying to punch me

[Laughter]

i told you stop

all right take me to the hospital

take me to the hospital leave that fat

[ __ ]

you're dead you can't speak i hate how

they kill me

yeah ck that [ __ ] suck my day

why were you trying to steal my car

answer me

why are you trying to steal my car bro

because

i told you when i wake up sometimes when

i wake up i am going to blow

your car to smithereens i'm robbing you

now it's not working

oh yeah

you can't rob a man who has nothing to

lose you don't know who i am bucko i run

this city

i run this city and you're going to die

i'm going to make like

barry

hey yo

he said he's gonna blow up the hospital

[Applause]

you don't [ __ ] know that bro

god

stop [ __ ] spamming that

the button next to one you could do with

that too you press cuff actions and an

escort

thank you milady

i will avenge you those who have

besmitched your honor

oh he got i think he didn't know

hey if you hop in another car again i'm

gonna kill you all right don't do it i

will put tnt in your car again

i'm gonna shoot you again

no you won't i will shoot you and kill

you and make them raise you again

i'll just keep coming back

yeah [ __ ] tumble large shut up

you're a fat

[ __ ] what'd you say

he said what'd you say

that wasn't me that said that i said

you're a fat [ __ ]

and i'm gonna beat yourself

no

i'm i'm on a diet

no you're not

yeah i am

what you mean

let's go to ukraine come on open up bro

i don't think you battle ready open up

we're going to ukraine to stop putin

no

slavo ukraine

you're oh you want to tussle this car

not so tough without your gun are you

oh yeah

you're not so tough without that gun are

you

let's go

slava ukraine

oh two on one huh two on one that's fair

that's fair huh

slava ukrainian

long lives olensky the hero

we need to die for silence

[ __ ] world war 3 verses

i will now sing the ukrainian national

anthem

officer thank you so

the much

why would i be sent to prison

i i literally get targeted for being fat

and i get sent to prison

i'm just gonna wake up in the hospital

anyway

i'm not even gonna [ __ ] make a

difference i'm gonna wake up in the

[ __ ] hospital anyway keep sending me

to [ __ ] prison i don't give a [ __ ]

you're literally supposed to be here to

protect me all right

how was that supposed to matter

because it's your job [ __ ]

yeah don't need

okay and what were you listening to hey

hey shut the hell up ready to get this

oh i'm ready to get how you doing sir

bradley wellington the third do you have

the sanitizer by the way

i don't okay next time bring it i don't

know if you left that the course so

we're trying to rent out the theater

because

i know these hold god damn it would you

hold on

the stocks can wait two seconds i know

it's a big okay so these are pain in the

ass but what i'm saying is we're trying

to run out the theater because

look look at all i don't want to be with

all these people i want to watch the

movie in the comfort of my home

i don't want to be surrounded i don't

know these people i don't know anyone

it's gross

this is a this is a poor area as well so

what i'm trying to do is i'm trying to

get in there we have this money and

i mean

i know that's enough wait more than

enough problems we want any of it to

happen it's not going to happen tonight

it's not are you kidding me no i have

i've i'm sold out so i mean i can sell

it out again

this is something i need to see okay by

myself it's gonna happen here tonight

okay maybe somebody wants to sell their

tickets

i can't allow you to even ask okay

you're gonna hear from my attorney let's

go come on now

let's go

let's go to the next theater

i am pissed

i am so pissed

let's go

if you uh kill a dude you can take his

guns

hold a second

excuse me um

do you have any outdoor tables

okay can you shut okay

yes this is a lot of money we're talking

about right now

okay

put the money into amazon

yes

okay sorry some people just don't know

what they're doing you have stocks

get into amazon now because it is going

to at least triple in the next five

years

every time the police see me they send

me

this they send me to jail for being fat

no other reason we own so much in amazon

i always get a tag

trust me

sir you need to leave the hospital

there's a target on your back

they can't help but attack you

thank me later when you're not working

how old are you right now

perfect timing perfect timing and you're

hot by the way okay so anyways

i'm getting i'm at a restaurant right

now and you're bothering me about this i

told you this two weeks ago

why didn't you invest in amazon when it

was down to 300.

okay thank you all right outside

outside

okay thank you so much outside right

here let's go okay

amazon yes

you won't even believe who i ran into on

the golf course a bunch of hicks on the

golf course this is supposed to be a

country club for people with money

are you kidding me right now

hold on yes all right we'll watch

another video

um

that one's getting kind of old we'll

watch another one

oh i actually love this one

i love when he's at the gym

today was a light day

ah thank god

oh a joke

he's got ben

i love how he doesn't get banned but i

get bad you know

i don't do anything

close to this

chest is on fire thing is juicy

juice juice

sorry everything's about to explode

yeah

she's like i am gonna go home

and write a tumblr post about this

cool down with my pre-workout

hey

i've been watching you guys honestly

those legs

lost guys might want to just go do some

bench

[Music]

you look like [ __ ] says that the bad guy

from despicable me honestly

those sticks man

you're not getting anywhere with those

things man you think you're gonna get

laid doing legs

go get some chests and arms

go get a juicy pump

and we'll talk but yeah

i'm actually about to head out just got

a nice chesticle pump i got a piece of

ass waiting for me

[Music]

i was trying to tell this guy's legs our

last guy right he's actually i think he

feels bad this is bro this [ __ ] breaks

my heart you like you think this is a

really mean

tough guy who's gonna like beat the [ __ ]

no he's just gonna go home and feel bad

he's like oh man

i didn't think my legs were that bad

guys go get some chests at least it's

worthwhile you know

bruh i feel bad for so many dudes at the

gym you wanna know how many dudes in the

gym look really big and mean

but they're just at the gym because

they're self-conscious and insecure

about their body that makes me so sad

man

that makes me really sad

guys nothing is worth ever taking

steroids and ruining your body nothing i

don't take steroids i'm all natty and i

am actually a psychopath who does it for

strength and not looks

so i am the bad guy right but these guys

there's so many just huge dudes at the

gym

that are very gentle sweet nice people

that just you know we're really just

they're really insecure about their body

you know you know it's like

it's actually so sad man that's [ __ ] so

[ __ ] up man

[ __ ] is so [ __ ] up you guys [ __ ] do

not care about they don't care if you're

buff they don't care they don't give a

[ __ ] i do it because i'm a psychopath

and every time i lift i feel like i'm

destroying my enemies right so that's

why i do i don't do it for [ __ ] looks

nobody even cares about that

but anyway um

oh what a horrible dream

of anything today

bro don't tell me rich piana was 100

natty like

why would you even say that

why would you say that

oh yet again facing discrimination for

my weight

hey baldy

[Music]

you know what the bald guys are like

these are like the dudes in gmod

whenever you joined a server and they

had the default skin and they were

always in a t-pose

that's what they are they just don't

even

yeah if you know what i'm talking about

oh what a horrible dream

can i file a police report

guys that's an accident yeah i'll pay

him

yes i do

mr officer you sent me to prison but i

woke up

yeah let me uh yeah let me go apologize

to him before you take me in all right

nope i got you let's go

[ __ ] the police

[Music]

this is my car now and ukraine needs it

get out the car no ukraine needs it

fat ass get off the car ukraine needs

this vehicle sorry sorry sorry sorry

it's

[Music]

yo pop him in his head go

oh now you get ah you shot me [ __ ]

since i got him up since i got got him

at your car i got your number that's my

battery no she's my girlfriend if you

help me get him out my phone he's

already out your car sweetheart all

right i'll get i'll remove these men

malaysia can i be your discord mom you

escort my friend to the hospital can i

be your just for god

can i can i please be your twitch mob

i'm a feminist i promise i'm gonna call

your

excuse me milady do you have a discord

may i be your mod on discord

thank you brother you fat [ __ ] shawty

yellow you're gonna die for this i got

somebody to entertain

all right i'm going to steal it again

all right i'm not going to get in the

front seat i'm getting in the past yo yo

[ __ ] be your fatty let me get a gun

and i'll tell them to leave you alone

i i need a gun too sir

oh you fast [ __ ]

this is the way i was like okay

search for keys i i tried searching it

and you can't

can i please be your discord mod

you're weird bro

milady may i be your discord mod please

[ __ ] something my lady yo your eyes go

may i be your discord mod please

yo shut your fat ass up [ __ ] you

probably look like that get out of her

car get out of her car that's my friend

shut up

i'll

she doesn't want you she wants me

i'm going with her no

but shorty i don't even know why you can

help me get a gun lady please help me

yo shorty you told me get the fat ass

out the car and let's go your friend

you're gonna give me your name i'm

is she left can someone please repair my

heartstrings by taking me into the

hospital

hell yeah i got you

no

damn homeboy watch please take me to the

hospital

it's not a crime to be fat

come back

[Music]

is that a stream sniper no [ __ ] way

if actually if streams that you can't

even let you do that if my [ __ ]

supporters were in the server

it would take it over

no if

if any of you guys find the server just

choose a fat guy don't raid the server

oh no it does but i i expect my people

to i expect my

oh

god

a lady please help me what the [ __ ] is

there anyone named

are you a doctor right here

huh

can i ask you a question

oh wait

how can help

can i ask you a question with the bat

you don't get out of here fatty

do you have any fat reducing surgery

because i'm constantly getting attacked

just because

you're fat oh my god you're annoying bro

do you have any life

immediately i'm under attack

[Laughter]

i can't even walk out of here safely

you're my only protector missus

bro

okay can you do me a favor just go on

that side corner all right

over there touch

i really love these goldfishes my

favorite ones

gonna get so [ __ ] annoyed watch

i love these blue fishes

can i take one home when this is all

over

okay

my bad these fishes are beautiful

reminds me of that rick and morty

episode i saw

it reminded me of the wonders of the

universe

go to work [ __ ] god damn don't do

something with your life

[Music]

i'm counting all the fishes

[Music]

11 12. there's easily over 12 fishes in

here you don't need medical attention

what are you doing she told me to stand

over here

i was obeying her instructions uh

actually i changed my mind

i'm being blamed all i did was walk

outside and i got punched

just for being fat

you fat [ __ ]

i'ma throw a

why am i the criminal i'm just fat it's

not a crime to be fat

i'm tired of you yo why you guys should

gun though

i'm sorry

why are you talking about can i get a

liposuction surgery please

i need witness protection please they're

all after me

[Music]

i love how i get [ __ ] blamed just

oh

all right i'm getting a car and i'm

going to run everyone over

no i'm gonna i'm gonna yeah i'm gonna

get it back in the house but i'm like

the reason i keep ending up in here

is i want to get closer to you

oh my god all right this one should work

these shitty cars i you can usually hot

wire them

this [ __ ] die

just open the [ __ ] door

she die

you have to spend so long

it usually like never works

[ __ ]

never works it literally never works

no it does work sometimes

your lock pick no you don't

uh i can't actually get you guys to get

in here that would be like brigading so

i can't i can't have you guys going but

that would be hilarious if like everyone

came and everyone

it would be hilarious if it was an army

of fat people

if i just had like 10 more fat people to

back me up

that would be hilarious but we can't do

that

all right i'm gonna do metal gear solid

sneak back in

yeah bring him back to jail what did i

do

what did i do officer

who's self-defense

i'm always being scapegoated for being

fat

every time i walk outside i get attacked

and the minute i defend myself i'm the

bad guy

okay oh [ __ ] my bad my bad my bad

don't do that cause i'll boom at you

[ __ ]

hey i need your help listen officer let

me tell you the truth i want that boxing

match

your wife

and your kids

are in one of two buildings

you better choose wisely because one of

those buildings is going kaboom

okay now i'm gonna arrest you for coming

out throughout so i was just thinking

about letting you go

now you're going in okay i'm just

kidding

i'm just kidding

it was just a joke you're really funny

it was all in jest

all right here's what i'm going to do

i started the box again i'm giving you

felony trespassing all right can i come

with you no you can't

all right i'm going back to the hospital

immediately

[ __ ] this guy

back to me

okay now i know how to get back to the

hospital

i'm literally famous on the server they

all know me

they're all telling me like they're all

get a job

because this is

like

i don't know how to play this game if i

could get a job i would honestly because

if i had a phone and if i could like buy

a gun or something it would be next

level but i just don't know how to play

this

i literally don't know how to do

anything go to the hospital

i don't know how to do anything i

literally don't

[ __ ] i was here

this is la

i was here

holy [ __ ] i was literally here

all right

if you can work for the police

like if you come back that will be

trespassing

were you at the hospital irl too no i

don't know what that i was i know what i

i this looks familiar

yeah this [ __ ] looks familiar

all of this [ __ ] looks familiar see this

thing on the right that was

i'm protesting traffic

[ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

running out of stamina look at my hunger

bar i'm [ __ ] starving

oh no

[Music]

if i can hot wire this one

that would be so [ __ ] based

bro this is the oldest thing in the book

hey you fat [ __ ]

the bullies found me

what are you doing

i just want a job take me back to the

hospital now

all right let me in take me to the

hospital no you need the exercise take

me to the hospital you get involved let

me in

all right let's go

the king will return

no

slowly drive as the king returns to his

palace

the hospital is mine i'm taking it

could you not walk here

oh

hey bucko cut it out

or what i'm the king of the hospital

take me there you wanna you wanna throw

hands down

here give me a hamburger now i'll

exterminate your family

give me a hamburger now

let me in that vehicle

let's go to the hospital pronto

i know where your family lives in los

santos

get the [ __ ] out the car i'm going to

kill you get the [ __ ] out the car i'm

going to kill you liberty or death

okay

i love how you guys are freaking out

it's rp

chill you guys are taking it you're

acting like these guys like the first

rule of rp every time i would troll an

rp

and i'd be like some fat ugly guy people

be like you're ugly

it's like yeah cause i actually look

like this in real life you're right like

you're just gonna endanger us both

here we

are thanks peasant take me to my

destination

give me this car how did you get this

car

[Applause]

i bought it

where do you get money

i'm gonna go show you

give me weapons too

now if you arm me i'll make you a

powerful man

[Applause]

i'll make you the richest man in the

city if you give me weapons

might be the richest man in the city if

you give me weapons

all right we going here

let's go

all right

follow me

no

come back

why the [ __ ] did i fall for that

all right can i go in there

can't even go inside there

[Applause]

[Music]

oh my god

thank you for saving me

that guy was the worst

all right let's go to the hospital

yo back up bro

back up

back come on keep going

come on

you almost

i got i got a mcdonald's sandwich i'm

back i gotta i got a hamburger in here

for you man hurry up

damn why are you behind me

that car is so fast my car is out of

control

my car's out of control

my car my my car won't stop

my car won't stop don't get in front of

me

i have the addresses of every single los

santos

i will destroy

yo will you help me out my car all of

your loved ones

will face the wrath

of me

i've rigged the sewage system of los

santos and we're all going kaboom

if you don't let me in

the [ __ ] is this

i'm bleeding out take me to the hospital

please

help

i'm bleeding out

help take me to the hospital

eat some of your stomach

you show me your stomach fat bro i'm

bleeding out so much oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

these are the biggest [ __ ] on the

server i swear to god

all i need this guy to do is stop this

that's all he has to do

he literally has a [ __ ] god vehicle

hell

oh man are you down

no let him take you hey get out and pick

him up

oh thank you sir

all i wanted to do was return to the

hospital

oh sweet bliss

hey you mind turning down the air

conditioning

going on

how do i hear gunshots

i'm the king of the world

i've always wanted to be a pirate

zielinski here we come

hello my fair maiden

i have fallen once again

shut the hell up man

you know why i keep dying

oh my god it's the angel yo wait so i

could get closer to you

all right let's get in more cars

way past my bedtime

um no it's not

it's two of them

imagine if i can hot wire this one

this guy needs to [ __ ] off though for

real hey don't steal the car bro

i'm not stealing i'm just borrowing it

no it's stealing

you have the keys get out the car

ma'am i'm so sorry for your income i'll

get out as soon as i'm done hot wiring

get out of the car

i'll get out as soon as i'm done using

it

damn it never works

it literally never works

i'm

away

all right bro i'm gonna need you to get

off this vehicle

hey bro

your friend

man kiss my ass

no no please man can i as well

that's trying to be a friend yes you can

get in the passenger seat we're going to

ukraine my [ __ ] head hurt

let's go

in the passenger we're going to ukraine

hey hold up real quick let me uh i can't

let's go

drive

i'm in the passenger

going back in the hospital

you can't do [ __ ]

let's keep doing it

you're the reason we can't have free

healthcare

death to putin

what are you doing

well

little did you know this is exactly what

i wanted

yeah ms2 pd

this is exactly what i wanted this uh i

did it on purpose please

yes please can you go

may i use the vending machine i am

famished

thank you so much

according

the los santos constitution what you are

doing is not allowed

benford

i'm a sovereign citizen you cannot do

this unhand me

you know i did this on purpose right

can i be your discord mob

another fat guy

brother

get her get her get her free me

get her

i command you

do you hear this i command you

unhand me immediately brother

get me a vehicle

i got him i got him don't worry don't

worry

i'm in prison for 30 months

what does this even mean

do some work to sentence reduction

i don't even have arms

i don't they took my arms

they took my [ __ ] arms

months 30 minutes and i lost my arms too

can i at least walk around the [ __ ]

prison

it says do work to

get it reduced okay

so let me [ __ ] do work

oh my arms

there's oh i'm

what's going on

can't even do it is the fat guy one of

us

there's another fat guy

finally it's

[Laughter]

[Music]

i'm a trendsetter

arms left in custody yeah

i'm too fat to work

they said i can do sentence reductions

they'd literally just make me stand here

for 30 minutes then i'm leaving

can i at least walk around this [ __ ]

prison

and interact

[ __ ] every time i'm in prison i'm dead

which helps because it's way quicker

so this is how prison works in this game

it's only 300 seconds

yeah this is 30 minutes

30 minutes apparently

they withheld payment

i want to do like the shawshank

redemption

can i like walk around and interact

yeah i was hoping he was gonna fight the

woman

and free me

oh he's holding his hands to the side

but his stomach is so fat it looks like

see he's holding his hands to this in

front of him

he's like he's holding his hands but

since i'm i chose a fat guy it looks

like it's in his stomach

i need to go find my brother

i need to go find my fat brother

all right is this literally it

like am i stuck here

can i oh okay

off action

uh what is this

[ __ ]

am i the only guy in jail in this whole

[ __ ] place

all

right what can i even do

so i have to wait here for 30 minutes

uvr chat

ue

ansel

is that

do anything

flash

yeah imagine being at that hospital

healing people all day

all right this server we can't

we're done

for now

aim

disconnect

all right um

we'll choose another one

uh

we'll choose another one

ah

jk not gonna [ __ ] choose another one

i'm going a [ __ ] bed

i'm gonna eat dinner and go to bed bye

guys bye bye bye

i'm gonna [ __ ]

eat dinner go to bed

bye guys

see you tomorrow