Haz Plays Some Skyrim | #BringMingusBack | #Mingus
2021-08-15
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uh
i'll do win
what's going on
we're gonna have a cozy little thing
hey the graphics are pretty good
honestly awake
they're not bad trying to cross the
border right
walk right into that imperial ambush
same as us and that thief over there
oh stormcloaks skyrim was fine until you
came along empire was nice and lazy
but they hadn't been looking for you
stolen that horse had been halfway to
hammerfell
you there you and me we shouldn't be
here it's the stormcloaks the empire
wants
we're all brothers and sisters in vines
now
shut up back there
what's wrong with him huh
watch your tongue you're speaking to
ulfric stormcloak the true high
where are they taking us
i don't know where we're going but
sovengaard awaits
no this can't be happening this isn't
happening
hey
what village are you from or steve
what do you care
a nord's last thoughts
should be
rorickstead i'm
i'm from roarkstead
general talia sir the headsman is
waiting
good let's get this over with
sure tomorrow this is the worst intro of
any game of all time the vines please
help me
go faster man
this takes longer than president
sunday's intros
and it looks like the dalmore are with
him
damn elves i bet they had something to
do with this
no i'm doing vanilla skyrim no mods i'm
not doing any mods just vanilla skyrim
as they intended for me to play
as bethesda wanted me to play
imperial walls
why are we stopping
why do you think
end of the line
let's go
shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us
no wait we're not rebels
face your death for some courage
you've got to tell them we weren't with
you this is a mistake
when we call your name one at a time
empire loves their damn lists
[Β __Β ] you [Β __Β ]
y'all love windhelm
it has been an honor
yara lofrick
rail off of riverwood
all right there's i'm not going to do
any hacks but i am going to do exploits
to become like a god
someone teach me the exploits
like just just [Β __Β ]
there's a lot of glitches and [Β __Β ] and i
want to do that i want to do the
glitches to make me like opie as [Β __Β ]
anyone else feel like running
wait
you there step forward
who are you
yeah i feel like this one is most like
mine right no it's not
this one
this one this one's the most like mine
right
now
i feel like this is me
that's that's me
that's me
i got yeah one-eyed
yeah this is me
um
eye shadow
people say i wear eyeshadow
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people try to say i wear eyeshadow so i
guess i have to add it
okay brows
eyebrows want more bushy eyebrows
there you go
mouth i don't want to deal with that
hair finally
facial hair we gotta you know we're
doing you know you know what this is you
know what this is
hair
i feel like this is good
you're a long way from the imperial city
what are you doing in skyrim
captain what should we do he's not on
the list
forget the list he goes to the block
by your orders captain
i'm sorry
but make sure you're the main sort of
time to serve
follow the captain prison am i playing
as an imperial because what else would i
be dude i'm either gonna be a red guard
or an imperial and i'm not african so
i'm an imperial
one of those two is the only thing that
makes sense
what would i be a breton i'm not french
would i be a nord i'm not from
scandinavia
the only option is a mediterranean
or north african
but i'm not african
get the [Β __Β ] out of my chat you [Β __Β ]
weirdo all you khajiits and argonians
you [Β __Β ] ruin the game like i don't
know if you needed to get the [Β __Β ]
hint this is supposed to be a medieval
fantasy game
it's not [Β __Β ] you're not supposed to
have a tail okay that's just like an
option they give you you're not actually
supposed to do it
this is a [Β __Β ]
game of thrones why the [Β __Β ] would you
be a [Β __Β ] lizard or a [Β __Β ]
cat furry you [Β __Β ] weirdo
like those are supposed to be characters
in you're not actually supposed to be
those dude that's like a it's like a
gimmick you're not actually supposed to
be that you literally ruin the game for
yourself by being a [Β __Β ] argonian or
some [Β __Β ] you all you do is ruin the
game for yourself
like congrats you played yourself
justice
death to the stormcloaks
as fearless in death
as it was in life
is there no [Β __Β ] um
screen tearing
here it is again did you hear that
i said next prisoner to the block
prisoner nice and easy
[Β __Β ] khajiits are the worst dude
oh no
let me out i want to get up and run
around and [Β __Β ] man i hate this part i
[Β __Β ] hate this [Β __Β ] man
it takes so long
argonians are not vietnamese
[Β __Β ]
please get out of my way
it's gonna speed run
isn't there a way to glitch this no
it go dude you're doing great
[Β __Β ] out of my way
is there like there's a glitch to like
skip all this isn't there how do i do
the glitch
let me out
where do i go
where do i go ahead for
go here
out of my way
you're not
uh storm cloaks no it's just imperials
then betray them later
looks like we're the only ones
was that really a dragon cut me loose
you [Β __Β ]
we should keep moving come here let me
see if i can get those bindings off
there you go take a look around there
should be plenty of gail to choose from
i'm going to see
i can find
i get that armor give that sword if you
swing
ew
let's keep moving that thing is still
out
open up
let me add him
let me add him
yeah
now we're talking
[Β __Β ]
yeah
oh yeah
that's taking that part
let me see if i can get that door open
this is my weapon
[Applause]
me
this game's so unrealistic
this way
over here
i like the axe
i want the x
their comrades
get the [Β __Β ] out of here
where in oblivion are we supposed to go
where's the way out
all ganging up on me
[Β __Β ]
robin hood bow and arrow [Β __Β ]
out of my way
i hate choice
i [Β __Β ] hate spiders so much die
die
die
die
die
die
die die
[Applause]
[Β __Β ] vegans
vegans
[Β __Β ] you
stamina
who ended
who when
yeah
[Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ] out of here
i'm eating it raw
oh
[Β __Β ] is this
i'm a barbarian
oh
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vegans
ah
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begins
bring me all
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here alive
at all this [Β __Β ]
yeah
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gotta get the [Β __Β ] out of here now
one last job
you
the [Β __Β ] out of my face
nothing
feminism was never invented yet
i survived the vegan attacks
i pillaged the vic
get the [Β __Β ] back over here
yes
okay yeah
i think it's a joke
he gets a joke
me
[Β __Β ] is this
meat eater in a vegan kingdom
no i will never be vegan
they're gone
oh look at this
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hi
[Β __Β ] is this
are you vegan
carlos guide you
no vegans
we have to go [Β __Β ] on the yarl's [Β __Β ]
we're gonna go we're gonna go take a
[Β __Β ] on the yarrows dinner table
oh yeah
i'm gonna shut
up his ass
hacking me
oh
landed
yes
barbarian
bring over everything
[Music]
this
arms
look at those people they need my help
they're fighting a giant
there's a bigger enemy afoot
fine i'll kill the giant
ah
oh [Β __Β ]
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oh
uh
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if you know any true sons and daughters
of skyrim tell them to head to windhelm
that's
[Music]
oh can stop me now
just
evil
my mission will be completed
avoid the giant
it's of no use
and a guard
a [Β __Β ]
[Β __Β ]
spot
it's
yes
online
animals have no consciousness
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no consciousness
ah
thought i heard
take me to jail
i'll go to jail fine
turn myself in
i can infiltrate your walls
fine
i yield
by the way
stop right there
take me
oh guards
guards
you don't know who you just let inside
your city
[Music]
i lost nothing from my murders
nothing
oh hi guards
[Music]
i spy with my little eye
being devoid of consciousness are you
married which is not that transition to
the fore itself it is only in itself
oh yes
yes
i'll go to jail
how many more animals will i kill until
i learn my lesson though i have no
consequences
no repercussions
zero consequences
for my actions
i have taken
so many animal lives
it's nothing
nothing
what is it
right fruit and fresh vegetables for
sale
i'm just looking for a little chicken
got some good pieces out here
yes actually how about you smith me an
iron dagger here's everything you need
to make one
when i make weapons which i'll use to
kill more animals
that's what you don't understand
i don't claim to be the best blacks not
bad but it's a little dull how about you
sharpen it up just need a bit of metal
and the grinder
have you met my father i helped my
father this looks good you want to keep
helping how about you make some armor
let's start
tanning some leather on the rack
you
out ah good let's see if you can make a
hide helmet here's the rest of what you
need
yes
i should hire let's improve the fit take
this leather to the workbench over there
yes
need something you have tap why don't
you keep that
yeah
maybe you will remember me when you're
making sky forged steel huh
i'm waiting not a dog or a cat in there
let's
take them got some good pieces out here
remember my face
am the bang of animals
need something
the [Β __Β ] out of my way watch it get
[Β __Β ] out of my way
i work
heading is
hey watch it
ain't nobody high and mighty
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and i'm gonna do it right again
i'm gonna do it again
what do you need
but they can take it away i'm going to
eat all of it
by the way
they say alfred stormcloak murdered the
high king
with his voice
shouted him apart what's the meaning of
this and well that explains why the god
has let you in
come on then the y'all will want to say
no you're a talking
you saw this dragon with your own eyes
next time deal with avenichi
dear santa claus
all i want this christmas
is the death of every animal
guys
so you retalin
but it's none of my concern who the
imperials want to execute
i should have guessed ulfric would be
mixed up in this
what do you say now prevent us
shall we continue to trust in the
strength of our walls
against the dragon okay my lord we
should send troops to riverwood at once
it's in the most immediate danger if
that dragon is lurking in the mountains
that is a provocation he'll assume we're
preparing to join ulfric's side and
attack you
we should not
i'll not stand idly
while a dragon burns my hold and
slaughters my people
irilat send the detachment to riverwood
at once
yes
if you'll excuse me
account created august 12th
bye [Β __Β ]
try again next time
return to my duties
well done here
take this as a small token of my esteem
there is another cop let's go find
oh thank you
thank you
for this armor
court wizard so great
how do i look like this you guys look
how look how weird i like run
is this weird
like look i'll show you
look at that
now i look normal see this is normal and
then look look what happens look at this
glitch it's so weird i look normal now
i'm not a man i'm a weapon in human form
just unsheath me and point me at the
enemy
when i say fetch straight to the i uh go
to bleak falls bearer find this tablet
surprise
i
am the url
i serve yaral balgruff as stewart
my brother
takes counsel from provences
this [Β __Β ] out of here
oh
you