FROM THE ASHES [2021-11-26]

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so guys i

i'm going to let you know what happened so i had a stream delay on for the

the thing and um

some some you know bad shit happened hopefully it didn't get caught

but i panicked and i deleted the vod and

um yeah

i panicked and just walking you know

ended stream deleted vad and

to be honest with you guys this was a last minute thing a lot of people canceled today on the showdown

we wanted to get way more conservatives and right wingers or whatever and more people

sultan was supposed to be on but he fuckin bitched out

a pestol mime a lot of people just cancele we didn't have a big showing you know

so we didn't have nearly as much people as we wanted

for this one and it'll guys is better that we just

wait till next week when i can prepare more

becuse i really didn't prepare a lot for this one and i was thanksgiving and i was busy in shit

but

yeah today's today's showdown is done it's canceled or yeah

o on can you can you

yeah yeah i can do

what'd happen to

i want you tdress it all stream immediately

what ever get a streamer band especially a partner streamer

never delete a wvord again and do you bugain you keep deleating wvords you buggin

mistakes happen streanms all the time i

i had read a fiften mins stream would

three mistakes

they o compat you you be

ok you tell them a cover it and that's it don't dot theval the markers

at this point you're going to be fucking bankrupt bo

a that's like the third vote this week

andy're going to b for do you understand what sexualiz content is it's like if you say look atson and you charge it but if you say covered immediately then it's not sexualized

that's

you know eat

yeah

yeah i' mean fok

yeah

this

tod today show doown there wasn't really a lot of preparation

and we didn't really get a huge cast for it anyway and

it is i was going to cancel it i was going to cancel it but because last minute

um yup

we had some we had some people say they could come i was like ok we may as well do it

but i didn't know if i knew sultan was canceling i would have canceled the whole fucking thing

right

but i didn't know that i didn't know he was going to fuck and do that

butyeah i want these to be high quality i don't want to just have casual debate panels and i want these all to be high quality heavy hitting shows so next week it's going to be way better you know

and that show was just every one was fucking

just laughed

not even liberal we didn'tve have daria was the only liberal or i guess

and there was one other right winger everyone else was

hard left

so it's just boring it's just welcome boring

you know

so i al said i'm joining i was going to go for marca

yeah

i thought you went to sleep

honesty

no no

yeah i waswn

i was wrapping up the show really quick because

i was like ok i just want to get this show over with and just move on because today's tonight' show is just not it

a man do want people ditch

forgive them fucking hate that shit so much

brought sultan piestol mime and fucking i don't know who else do people who ditched last minute

b

lok man that's just hard to forgive

honesty

like they said they were coming on

thirty minutes before the show starts the show starts and they don't come on

a fokman

six caess cancele on me so

i just replaced them with all those in short

the issues that there's no fucking conservatives on which

you know there's one guy there's lecture fan and the

c t v and lectrofhan doesn't respond to my d ms

anm from just yank them from tick talk all those falcon guys will join

yeah

dm some tick toalkers conservable ticktalkers b

i make a fool yourself

doesn't that bad

i go i got to i got to scope people out and find them i just haven't had time i got to actually go out and find or

i don't can i

where do what where do i find a producer do i just find a producer to do all that

ya ya because um

you have wt more canceulations than just twodb

any backups

yeah

someblenda even promised an extra ten people to be on the show just s have blackup backups

id just sneak everyone i li i t say everyones invited

and then i saw last minute noll fuck you

yeah how long was that one that it was two hours right that i deleted

she hed an upload on n youtube withlease

it's gone

someone has it

there was no content honestly i was i was bored of it there was no content in that one i'm going to make sure next one's good

that one was worn some stran ofy content you just supposed to do it anyway

no but i but i hold myself up to a bigger standard you know i just

it's not good for shining

yeah but this is like the showdown like every day i'm supposed to be getting a

you know like the boring stuff and the the showdowns are actually supposed to be really good content

fok

folce will have a two man podcast pro run some toypics chartless goal

w talk a somepz what's going on later that you wanted me to

yes something's wrong with your mike

what is a low

i don't know it's just cutting out

what's going on later with the thing you're what are you doing later

m

i

tonight i have a reverse show with

for females

jardges

boys

try and battle each other

parlilament

thank

oh fuck it's a reverseed show

yeah that's why i was thinking you can come dominate last second

or you could just be on

i have to fight i have to like fight other dudes for the women

you can do whatever you want how do you benefit the most you want to be the

not

let me know how you pen

yeah who are the four girls

hannah hart

haterroris

you

work on the

i'm for two

yea i can't do i can't compete in that

but

mke

who are ady against me

oh and eternal

two are okay

two are against me like one percent so what is what happens when it's like tide

i overrule

now but i can't compete in that

i got to i' got to stop fucking being biased

you

hate

his

whole royaly

sm

really where do they say that

all those fucking roy out

has gets all the talk

but i don't want to listen to oth

well i i get the talking time because i just talk

they they're too scared

they don't have the same aggressorve it's not my fault

yeah they're choke

yeah they don't actually

i just talk over people and they just

they just submit to it i guess i don't know

i think you should start uploading my royals on your

to

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spending that much

there you

i have all the

no no no

why not

now you know

i'm you spending on the royality

fool

you already have a big youuth

i do but the you tube is a different story you know the you tube is serious well gedit to do it you don't have to think about

well no the trust me that it's too much my personality youtube is different

the youtube is different five minute clips

m

no broth

trust me trust

it's not wise

but uh yeah i don't know like um

you know it's not really a royalutcause no one ever gets kicked

you know

a part cancer

yeahyeah i always mean to kick people

but then the viewer count goes up and i'm like fox

you i mean

yeah yeah yout too

ohk i can't be kicking content i don't even know which thumbnails working right now

yn

i was thinking of doing o a whole royale of just girls and you and me thank you j for it appreciation

ah

that the run i

worse all and we cod we get timed out every fifteen minutes to give them a handicap

yeah i don't i don't know dude

you think i scare people away from joining the royal because i go hard and on lin

no but fokman i forgot whath you said that was so funny i

he' thirted

saying dead mouth

satanic do you

you you're like alling in your laughters so hard it was fucking really

dude it's so it's so fucking crazy how

how where do these people come from dead mouse

from chat

yeah that's what i mean like how

a fork

i don't know i guess he watches twitch

yeah oh it was on the's friend right oh yeah yeah yeah yeah he party together

harley said

yeah

i mean

fuk

it's crazy

is that canada

yeah he's in toron

yeah i mean

dud that those so yeah th shows are going to get crazy on yours likele

you're doing like date the what's the one the bachelor

oh

yeah yeah the lover rose

the overros them

yeah i want to keep doing those it's either you or someone else for the next one if youant

so that means like i

you know how it works

yeah yeah

but the issues that i already i know too many people you know like i know too many of the girls

so it's like

you know what i mean

how you'd want a cast you don't know right

i yeah i how else would it work you know like

i don't know i'd have like over eighty six d m s of girls who want to come so you could be strangers if you want

but ar

why not either way it's good i mean i go on yeah i go on

what

yeah i mean no

your don't leak your d m ok

yeah i well

i see

which girl hates you the most commun

hates me

you know which one do we not invite an ofvar

that fucking

loser

no and invite whoever wants to come if they want to come invite them but uh because the'll be content but

i don't know who hates me the most

honestly

but i do i just feel like i have issues with

some people

like or they got issues not me i mean i

i don't know

ll i have like nine point five out of ten studs on the show and they don't

they don't have girls fighting over them

forgive me lary

what do you mean fighting over everyone keeps talking about that what do you actually

why don't you react to right now itll no no no no

it's it's actually not cringe it's actually whole

they love

latin on the blue parg

now you know

i don't know man

the it's honestly kind of

puts me in an awkward position like

i don't know how i'm supposed to react to that place

know what i mean

farmer

yeah

i don't even know how we get along this is like the biggest capitalist and the biggest column here

you formed the shit out of it bit

you form till there's tears

so we see my emil

like i said i don't i don't i just i don't it's kind of a turnoff when women fight over me

i want to be honest

i don't like it do

'llcrk your own cont

no it be real it's kind of a turnof to me i don't really like you

they're both in jet croying

i prefer them to like

fight

discreetly right like sneak whatever but does to do it directly and just go all out as like

go chill you know not i don't even like any either you

on

i couldn't believe it was happening like for real i was like whoa

i have wake while there's in all these studs and the girls just see haz

fucking hilarious

you know i mean like h that's the power of red pill you can look you can be an ugly fuck like oz and get all the girl gro someth

the power of rad

eve or red

na but i you know um

i i don't know man it's like uh

switches

i think you're you know youre chat such a bubble because everywhere else

i get a lot of hat

you know i mean

everywhere else i go it's like people just look at me weird like what the fuck is wrong with you

i don't know on royaldays i think my chats a little cringe i don't recognize like twenty percent

really

i'm ashamed of who's in that chat in the royal

yeah

the the royal house so easy i don't know why people have issues with it it's like

you just go in and fight

and' why people think it's so hard

but news up

that last one everyone was act

those kind of strange

yeah had that where everyone's confident in you

yah that intraverb is a fucking alcohol

so christa

to

that's all she knows is how to get drunk as far

i was thk you'll bring some lipshit where you f get drinking so much

mm

yeah

um

i've actually never drank on stream ever

i've never been drunk on stream

why would do you like drk

uh di i even

i kind of did get drunk in austin

kind of it

we should do a waste train

oh we just get drunk his fuck and uh

start telling chatter

our real opinion

y know re yeah let's let's do a speed run to lose the fuok and check mark

and get there

irrelevant

bes ca

this

react to that

remember theyre farming annah

and there crying they're getting rich and then and then it dited

those people are vicious

they're so fucking vicious dude

political twitch is so bvicious

ya i mean um

are you still going to l a

yeah i buy my ticket tomorrow

ah

so it'll be there december twenty third

horse

really

one hundred

how long you sing

i don't know

i don't really know

because i haven't contact anyone or anything

really oh you're going for personal reasons right

noo i'm going to see people i'm just going to buy a one way ticket and you know if i like it i'll just stay

you're go on the twenty third is when you're going

yeah

i i had them

say let's come in my chat and he givet to me

eighty tier

right you know i don't i think jackson

i don't know i jackson's gonna be there around christmas

oh damn

yeah

should i go

one hundred

i shauld go if you don't meet me in austin i'll just come to you

are you going to austin to

i don't know

i don't know s that so hold on so um

you are getting your ticket tomorrow

ah yeaes should be to morroy do all i know is december twenty third i will be

yeah because i actually have

i have a i have

relatives that have like a time some some kind of thing were like

i have a place to stay like a timeshare or something

my relatives have

ore

yeah

where are you going to be in l a because

i still haven't

probably mostly just manual's house and the air b n b all get by ven

bea

nice yeah

yeah i'll go don't know

yere i'll go

n maybe i could get a laptop and then return it onut

that's that's what i that's what i thought i was going to do for austin but i actually kept the laptop because it's like

is it useful would you get

i got actually go let me actually show you guys i got a really nice one

so

bo yo how's his chid

you guys

need to stop telling him to delete ford for stup

shit it's it's actually uh

overkiolls this is super overkoll this is a really good laptop

and it's perfect for streaming it's a rise and nine

and

yeah

it's really good

' like two thousand

oh two thousand ok then bring that with the f was thinking of getting a piece of shit

oh yeah yeah this is this

this is like a

this is perfect for streaming this has a

he says the death's top

processors so it's like

it's the same as this for streaming so it's perfect

i just decided to keep it because i could just take this anywhere you know

the stream

going what do we need just a webcam

yeah i havever i have no i already have a webcam i have a webcam and i have a

i ha everything in my backpack that i took to us

i still didn't even empty my backpack

this jacket he is wearing

sort of what

like an almost

bonb

you're fucking on

damn so isn't everyone going to be gone for christmas in l a

oh yeah

and

my family saw mat

what the fll are you going to hold on are you going to stay for new year's

yeah why not

yeah that actually be sick

ver be sick we do the forgin

you know what's crazy is around that time the only people who a

are out in l a and not with their family are like the hottest

loan or lose

you know i mean like the hardest girls that have no family

yeah it's

well when you put it that way wow

ya mean

i mean i don't even really celebrate christmas so it ain't an issue for me

what aout lebanese celebrate new years hot

not with family

a nw wen you're mys

i don't know maybe some do

but

ya i mean um

that's whry i didn't even know you were goorn

it's crazy

i'll tell jackson see it

see what he is going to be up to

but um

even you if you guys don't make it

just come in the new year

i'll still be there

yeah he'll probably be able to come after christmas for new year's that's what i'll see

for new years ever ever every time i go see the boys i never get laid

but if i travel alone i get laid alot

you i mean

yeah i just want to cuddle you guys

how are how are you going to be streaming there

are you going to be using someone else's set up

actually now this time i have like a million setups i could use

yeah

really

yeah like

only fan girls set up

so you going to be chilln with the manual

i hope it is there yeah i should probably be m

yeah

di you not even like see who's there yet

no no i'm going for my own reasons and

honestly worst case scenario i'm just going to ad up

ever run on twitter

they're all there right

yeah

yeah you could just find people too ele it's just easiy to meet people

yeah

that's what me and jackson were going to do but

i want to do like a control gro like at the crew

yeah what you don't want to do it

and public is all right will do one skid roll iraw ok real quick

fuckno

no id already did it with andy mon ofks and canoe

really do it one y know i ski rollvoll places

i don't know it's like a ritual for ally streamers to do it

i that's like i right that's where you're going to that's where you're going to get flashed

n n last time was fine

yeah

i might i might go a little earlier that i might go like the twenty first or twenty second i don't know

that what i did and all yeah i was thinking too yeah i don't i just have to be there on the twenty third but i might go earlier yeah

yeah that sounds

yeah i cat as soon as you get tickets i can get tickets i've just been waiting

he was going on guaranteed i'll be a little

fucking maybe even a week earlier than twenty third

really right

wait let me actually look at the calendar so

december twenty third is a thursday

okay so

damn i will be stunking for a long time

so this is

so i'll reach out to a lot of people and if you don't want to spend money i can get you like

three home

oh yeah i know there's for sure at least for a week i have a place to stay that's actually

that's family

it's a relative's timeshare

it's a timeshared like so it's like at a hotel

you know what timeshares

they own like something like that but i don't i don't know exactly where it is but it is in l a

and then just the since it's going to be the twenty third light

h

i'm going to need a drug dealer

that's going to be hard in the yeah

to rose

you i would like

yeah the flag

want to get to know their drug dealer

you've been you've been to l a before

two years

oh n you

nice

yeah

puk in um

are you going to austin after

i don't know

should we

usting

alway wass think right this point we should get a fuck in r v just going on an american adventure

how much of that cause

f

in r v i don't f

fucking our rod

way beyond what i you know what if we rent a car i'm down the drive tous

i've never done that bro i've never done that in my life we you know stressful that's going to be like

you're going to know it's ak and road pro it's one road

all right we'll see we'll see when i get there

yeah because my accountan said if you don't go spend a ton of money

you're paying over forty thousand dollars in tax

and i'm like bitch i'm about the buck and rent a ferrarari

r on a road trip i feel like we would come to blows not going to lie

now you have no idea dude

you have not dod your

when you

see

what it's like to be around people

like you

you're actually like this is a high

i thought i would come to blows with canotes

and it was bliss

you know because sometimes i don't feel like talking at all

yeah you're not like

you're not a woman right you're not going to

force

n no no

have you done a road trip with a girl where she's like your why have you been quiet for the last four hours

i've never been on a road trip i don't

the farthest i've driven with the girls like four hours

never driven

to go where

ah chicago

how many hours is late to aust

we draw

probably a lot duter on

l a to austin driving

probably like what twelve hours

knowos wy more it's twenty hours and fifteen minutes

we could do that in ten breaking the law and i could pay all some

them

ore good

you don't see

yh we didn't break it yeah we didn't break the law yeah

i could do it in ten

so that's crazy every ticket they give me would be chump cham

you know people in austin to stay with

austin i have more people than l a l a i just have girls

right

and also have like a boy

really well

yeah

yeah i mean

ah

the people i know in l a are like

actually gang men

so i don't want to be around those

dam what you

yeah so i want to be around

haunted

not like rina

l a is like

that's like

the concant cretors right

there are only fans girls mostly that i know in l a and manny

so it works out great

last time was just me manny can it

all of them

yeah b i'm i'm down fucking uh

i'm down for the road tri part two

what car would we get push we get a giant fucking monster truck

you're paying for this just

i am paying yeah i know i needs i paid two thousand something for slicker and two thousand dollars for joker

i paid for everyone last time when i was broke and i was just

accumulating debt and i'm like oh one day i'm going to be rich and famous don't worry

and it all worre but i'm going to i'm probably going to fuck and sign up for a gym in l a or some shit go

yeah i'm down for some of that

yeah

like beuse you know i did that in i did that in uh austin

and look this is so crazy it was forty five dollars for one week

and it was within walking distance of my hotel so every every time i'd wake up i just go to the gym

and it be good

it was re

get out

why hotel one not air bnb

ah in austin

h yeah it was like the same price

woods allk

yea it on exix street

no it was very close it was an on six actually kind of was yeah

it was crazy he was right in downtown

uh miss give uh called me over to his house so i was thinking i'm going to just surprise you just put you know leave you in the car and then we jump in there

you know just

infiltrated the

what do they call the edggars

but i feel like that dude would would not want me

no n he likek he were

like i'm too controversial i don't think to be personal but i'm just too controversial you know

dude that's what i said ud he had me over when i wasn't partnered or anything and i kept getting back he doesn't give a phone

really why

he's good shit

i think i saw him i think i'm pretty sure i saw him yeah

where

at the party that me and jackson went to

he was there oh he was right next to us yeah he actually he met jackson

y know but m

yeah dude austin's kind of boring though i feel is l a better than austin

actually yeah have you been do it

n it's been a long long time

dude

everywhere we go

is like people will try and interact with us it's so much

on

but a lot of creas

in l a

yeah like a lot of people on drugs trying toly

like i didn't even know like four people came out of nowhere

said hi to me made friends with me

and then a year later i found out that there were all stream diipers on my what the fog

i thought i j organically met them but those fucking cowards never never admitted

that's actually terrifying with the food

that's scaries for

and duy it was weird in a late because we woke up in the hotel and someone left a note on

foror

i heard about that

yeah really he shit

and then a motorcycle drove right in front of way well on on the way to austin is vegas on the way

what we just stopped in vegas

it's not

isn't it

pull up the map what are you talking about l a to austin driving

what do you tuh i always thought it was

youtan american what the fougt

oh it's not

and we have a this is a four hour drive we can goes sleep over at jill's place

yeah it's not it's not actually no it's not on the way it's just that it

you have to know you know fo austin do you know who all is the stream rllly

no

just search he up o

alidiero

a what's her name guys j

so her mom is my biggest fan

which is crazy like she sends

she watches the stuff

yeah elero

so she sent me this y she banned

up your stream

so she lives in vegas and she geve us bottle service and in the club

everything

on n

this on you

don't put it

put a put it

i told you parents love

me

bye bye

good bye

if you're going to capture a discord then open the photo first

knowlely not

where is this shoe

and jill is there

have you met my ey

which one oh yeah that one with the spider

yeah

yeah

will be a good team us

did i feel kind of awkward

why

because ali said on one streem that she

it's going to give me head

now that i know her family watches i feel really weird

what a fight

yeah

that's crazy de

who do you know in l a

just the wife girls

honestly i don't even know them i just they d m me sometimes and shit and they

they're like

super down

the all i get a folk in d m every month saying are you here are you here are you knowl

and i just say yeah but i'm busy yeah but i'm busy like to look cool

and then when i'm thirsty i'll just be in a lamb

ok i'm not busy

are any of us streamers there

can't think but i'm sure we have people

yeah but we got a fine sheep to do

now we're just falking head to get some beers and

well i just want to laugh

yeah

going to be laugh

i want to show you how how charming i

i go up

any girl on the street and tell them

miss

and

they can see in my eyes that i believe my own buh

of rack

bro fucking on

they'd be crazy if we did an il royal

but there's not in austin yeah

oh yeah yeah

so austin's a twenty hour drive

butu it

hours would be a shorter drive but would we have to stop somewhere

stop somewhere i could just imagine us getting stuck on the roall yeah we have to stop we definitely have to stop

i would would turn the stream on put that bitch in neutral and you and i pushed the car for content

and every

oh that's illegal the mind

brah w

we would we it was

i don't know dude i don't know what you said imagine and imagine we did every mile is one hundred gifted sub

and we pushed that fucking car

fucking o well we can't do this you know fucking and would probably come to blows over shitll using the bathroom like somebody's got a piss

no dude i was i live this liquor

we just had two different washing

no in the on the road trip like somebody has got to stop the piss or

hungry or some kind of shit

honestly theh big problem is finding the cold during cod

zero

sud

yes say does

of kidding partnered pro

well before i go to l a im might get a haircut i'm going to get my beerd trimmed again probably beaus it's going to be like a you know we're doing drugs together right

hell

what thet we're not going to do we're not going to do anything

maybe do a molldro i've not nothing crazy maybe like marijuana or something but

eat nothing beyond marijuana

no fun that i want to really experience those papa molly do

rog fulk noman helena

well i know about this let's pop up all the and see if if i

and then do a royal well if you were if you were around me

i just smokin a joint or something

you would be fucking terrified trust me

wait beaut the streeers i got only funny to say ok on

no the real me brote

dude yeah i mean

you know who you know who does that shit is just people who got can't make their own fun

buddy this and

have you done it before

no

ok we'll do you've done all yet

and at afterwards the worst experience in my life was actually fucking

depressed whatever

completely depleted by focked brain chemicals

are we live

yeah

we're not muted

no

the focus the point of the mute if you talk about chemicals

yeah oh no i'm saying

you're talking about weed right

ten years ago

mally means we'd what right

yeah

i said know you're a fukingdot no i thought molly m means wed but anyway i haven't done molly for five years

and i don't do crazy shit unless some'm of the love

rath the only time i'll ever say i have an idea all let's do a mally and run a streem that says we are not on mally so we don't get banned

but then we're like

we put our pupils ust the camerma shit so it's like the chat nose or

i do that on your channel man the f

yh anyway

what i was saying is a

the only time i ever do any at your chater said dony

no sle for

listen the only time i ever do anything haram

the only you know the only haam thing i do oh why did you send this message

well listen what do you think you've ever said what is what i actually thought you retarded

what

you delete it

no what was it

d

you i watched the video which one draw you said you messaged me the other day said

you i watch the video would do drawing it dig on a drawboard

it only showed him for like a second and i exited out should i deleave the oid no you know i leave that

and dude if had i'm imagining you

watching a video the need

you like grow some pleings of food

that

i bet believe

is

he was so stupid was in at two balls wheen he realized he's

m

like i w detail it wasn't he was he was drawing a map that just looked like one

on purpose and did you delete the ooil

no

weirdest question i've ever been asked

are you so smart but you don't know what's to

but because i don't know because i've gone banned for dumb shit before i do't i do want i want to open m this paint and drew a car for like one hour

and nothing happ

but i've got banned for dumb shit before

ok so i'm that's why i'm paranoid

but

what i was saying is

but yeah the only time i do any substance any intoxicateation the only harm thing i do in my whole life

is women that's it

that's the only thing so they're pretty much a spiral of sin

you know what i'm saying yah women are better than drugs

but that's the only time i'll make an exception and drink and smoke whatever

it's only because i'm being pressured by women

that is so weird i've never had alcohl unless i'm going to get late

yeah that's what i'm saying

that's what i'm saying

and like i drink so she's less annoying

yeah

but then the problem with drinking is that

it

hurts your performance

yes

yeah

dod you ever feel you ever feel and your felt guilty before you playe you're like

you just start thinking about god

yeah

believe or i

i swear to god that's how it is for me too

i'm like sometimes i sometimes i have this thuers like that was too ea

then i'm

feeling good

yeah she

she likes me a thousand times

i just i just feel like it's not it's not i'm not i'm doing something wrong like this shouldn't be

like um i don't know like

like as soon as i not there's this got feeling of like gob be alone because i

you just broke the laws

well you know that thing where it says you both consented but jesus didn't consent that's how it is like god did not consent to this

that's how

i've never had a hook up whorre i feel good after

ro believe it or not

the more the most i've ever been

likeke

ready to pipe in whatever

turned on

is when i know that its like

it's

it's h

it's not

some man

no no when i know it

stff forgabll

when i know that it's allowed like when i know that uh like oh i might marry this person or i might whatever

like long term they but they you know they're there it's completely fine

that's when i'm like if you have red the long term thoughts of the girl

and then she tells you that she

like oh this one time i took nine clocks at the same time and you're like who

and it's a whole illusion breaks

no that has never happened to me

no something like that that's obviously

hyperbole

you know

not during but after kind

yeah i have this new rle w i'm like you don't talk about any of

past

don't ever

yeah yeah

but i honestly do believe

that

you should only wait for marriage

yeah but

i don't i don't i don't live by my my belief

but

it is i do think that is the right way because

i feel like if i was married all of that guilt or whatever that i feel would be completely gone i'll just be like yeah

completely natural

can go only tomighte

the only scary thing is your crush or your wife

well

not be attracted

you if you don't have a y

oh yeah yeah yeah

that's the only problem with

yeah me i think the happiest people marry their high school sweetheart

one hundred percent one onund ae thousand percent

yeah

it' is like when you think about it

when you're with another person

you're crossing a boundary then

is you do have to ask god if it's ok

it was just you

if it's just you like jack and off

then you can do whatever say tanic whatever everything's fine

because you're not crossing the boundary but when you cross the boundary from you to another person it's like you do need god's permission before you can hit it

i think that's why i' like love to get drunk before doing it so it's like blurs that thinking of the spiritual thinking in my head

yeah

yeah exactly

yeah

i hate that point where you have to chill with them after

you know billy

yeah i actually start getting like

st thin it weird

oh my hamsters hungry i got to you know i think of weird shit

but i don't say it there it's just in my head le

like how would how would you get out of that like what would you do kick them out or

uh no it's usually at their place so i would uh

oh based okay

yeah illways leave their place

and then beve i have work in the morning

and then they look at me like

know you told your stream

h yay

it was even worse when i was bounced

i have work in the morning

zirca you're a full time know well why what's so hard about

temporary marriage i feel like i could just temporarily marry someone like i could stay with them cuddle in bed whatever

treat them like i'm in a relationship and then just completely drop them

on the on that's that's a lot of women don't understand this with me is that

i get really into it right away right but they think that means that like oh he must be weak and he must be dependent on me and then they see that i literally uh

what are you

cut them out of my life yeah yeah like they don't they don't realize that

you should just play along because this is temporary it's not actually

you haven't actually like captured me you know

yeah

n know the best connection i had with this streamer grow is really famous grow

i

i saw her

blreut blah blah blah

and then i just goes to the fok out of her

and like one one worded answer her for like

year

and then she

she hates me for life now

and the

and i'm

and then i messaged her after a year and i said

man

i didn't want to have you wt know what was in debt

now i have money

changed my life around

and i

now i'm ready

she's like now you

fokar

a

no way

well sometimes i do bad things

like uh like what you did and then i message themust to see if i could get away with

being forgiven

it's weird because in my head i'm like ih just messag her tomorrow and then tomorrow happens to be thirty two days late you know

keep procrastinating a shit

well that's how i am the people i want to bring on stream

like not not girls just regular people

but i never see a future with a girl you know all i see in my future is me around

like really really success

really really really successful

but there's no girl around

come along

that's all i ever see like visions of my future i don't see myself

with any girl i

i just lied

go yeah maybe

i don't i don't either every time i think of that i think it's cringeed

yeah to g yeah yeah it's like you get uh

cold feet and then you want to dig

which is so weird when i was young gir i was like

oh i'll just take anything and now i'll be like you know what

i don't like how she

three

mean i find weird things to not like about

d you know the last real one i had i si there what's the point of drake d md you'd be gone

like what thea

that's so walking through dude

but that one was actually good i don't think she's that bad

but i have like this weird dark

thing in my head words

or or

mh

f if my social status suddenly changed i would be nothing to you

yeah

shit like that

or i have this thing where it's like when i'm dating them

gle you're not trying hard enough and i go we f is a bouncer you don't even give me fucking time of days

shut the folk up

right

that the thing you're not trying hard enough thing actually pi me i actually fuk in

it's like oh you're not wasting enough time

ok

you know what's scary is if you get them you wen i was bouncing

i would stop making jokes with them so they don't get cling

you know i'll be very very very cold

and

which sucks i want to like make people laugh

shu i want to make a laugh

to

if you make them giggle too much they become

very weird

bd's a shame

like i force awkward moments sometimes if i hook up

election make it

she chill make a joke and i'll be like

that wasn't that funny but ok

and it'll be very yeah so in her head she starts

feeling more distant from

because what i used to do is she'd be laughing giggling and then i would just disappear

and that she'd be heartbroken

well that's a ten

i have to like

build some distance before i really did

you know

i what i do is i test the limits and i just see can i get away with this and

how much can i get away with and what what is the limit and

if

i'm not scared of crossing the limit you know

what i mean by that is like

i'm not scared of making them so upset that they just completely never forgive me again

yeah

especially after you

so

yeah yeah yeah

but

sometimes ill hok up with a girl and then she'll start being very very

argumentative

and i go oh

this is perfect time

mmhmm

you' not a blog you're just aggressive

you're just so aggressive i need a

sorry

you

me

yeah no b fuck i hate that shit man that fucking attitude bullshit

where it's like they switch up on you and suddenly they want to fuck and test you and all this shit like

all these test me they lease please owa days will let the dude at the gas station smash in two hours of meeting or

but when they need has

they're like he's long term so he has to wait

f

yeah that's

no i wll there's no woman i'm going to fuck in

wait for

well you know what i unless unless and this isus my whatever thing youss how i we yeah

do

di you know how i wait for them i'm like ok i'll wait for you

i just start looking up with other girls as i'm waiting that's what i mean well yeah i mean

that's the smart thing to do but

what i'm talking about is like a

the only time i'd ever wait for someone is if they have zero bodies

and their marriage material then i' bek me i wait for you

but wait for someone if they had like two bodies

no

two bodies or one body yet

don

s me zero

if it's one or two then i'm not waiting you know it's got to be

it's got to be a right away type of thing or it's got to be a nu thing you know at

at

twenty two years old i was holoking aw this really cute girl

and then before we there's like

you know i'm a virgin

and i literally pulled my pants up and did

that's how cringed out i got

no fuckin way

yeah just the idea of like

physical idea of that really

made my skin crawl

i mean

it's like people talk about blood and weird shit

you ever think that

the first time you have sex is a trauma and that every other time is just repeating the first trauma

absolutely

that's exactly what it is

absolutely a trauma for me

yeah

you're just repeating that first time forever

sometimes after a hook up

i look

should be talking to me and i look at her like if only you knew what's going on in my head

you know you would think i have horn

you don't mean by that

for some reason my third i grows after i hook up with some see that the difference there's a men you is that

i'm very uh

bake in a way we're just like

i will pretend we're together we let's just pretend this is a thing

i do that to i do that but like i won't i don't i don't even care about like ll how do i really feel how does she really feel it's like

just go through the motions you know

oh no no no if you if they're heartbroken i actually

go f well no that's when i that's when i get upset beus it's like why are you taking it so seriously

i've never had honesty i

i've never had a girl that's hurt

and i don't hear their father in my head and i'm

fk i failed that dude you know

we here's here's a thing is that

my slop i'm one whose slogan should be why so serious because

that's my mentality is

why take it seriously why take this whole thing so seriously it's like a

din't i do

yeah that's not my slogan we're not heath ledger joker do you know why we chose joker

do you know what the nuro represents in that movie

still rose

yeah

some

why do you think my whole brand is around that movie

rae

did the well

the

pz goler has fired me from every job of a rad

gave me every trauma of

i don't think i've ever had a trauma that didn't come from

the liberal paradigm right

and i

so when i saw the all

just liberalism manifested and deni as

half all being and have

italian book

face

that's all you guess

you caen

you know what happened to me

but you know what happened to him right

it's just a it's just a movie though right

yeah but still he

i think i think so ons a the lead but it's the worst part of the movie is watching that he actually had an interview after

no i mean um

you know that movie pissed off all liberal elits they said it's an insult movie you know i know i wrote i wrote a fucking paper on it

yeah

it's not new i'm like i'm rebrand i read the script before it was released and i was like no wonder they hate this movie so much it's fucking

to complete focking rejection

if you close your eyes and pretend dent yourro is corporations it

not that the moning

well no i knew they i knew the reason that they hated it was because it was real

and on the they're just fake as fucking people

they hat real soip

i' me in alone

if you look despite what all the left says this is the truth

and it's

it's hard to brow

no but this is the thing the we are societies in upside down societies when our society

the left are actually the elites

and the ruling class

and

the non p c people are the working class

but the left claims to represent them so it's a complete topsy turvy world

and

that's why i always point you like why do you hate the joker why aren't you supposed to be

ah for pro revolution against the

capitalists whatre like why do you what's wrong with joker right why do you hate it so much

and all we're ust supposed to just silently assume we all get all i get why we hate them movie

why do you hate to do

you know what i mean like

yeah

for me the part they got me to like completely rebrand is

when i was watching in theaters

there's a part where dennerro says that joke is not funny arth

right

yeah and then my eyes started to water

right

as i felt the trauma of being banned

or fired from every job of a rod for a fuck

joke

and then i was like oh

fok that

that's the only time i related to arthur really the rest not that much

buth as soon as he said that's not funny as in youre canceled mother fucker

i was like oh i love this fucking movie

all my friends hate the movie

said is born

that's what com crazly

people that do that's all liberals are to you put people in your chid like circle that's so true

no you don't know you can't say that's so true until you've been fired over

if you've been fired over eight

job

including being banned

and councel know that

and real jobs that means you lose all your coworker friends and your whole community and your sense of identity

then

you'll actually have a hate for all this p c shit

but did if you just hate it because someone told you you'd set a mean joke

then you don't really get my trauma

i mean everyone's like you i totally relate to that no you haven't been fired from no fucking job on the fuck are you lyining

yeah fuck in the

you do the thing about

the thing about p c people whatever is that

you'll be trying to like actually be have a human

relate to them and make them laugh make them smile and then all of a sudden they just take a dark turn

and they're like

you know what i mean like you try to make them laugh and it's a light hearted thing and they're like actually know

this is actually series you're piece of shit

it's like what the fuck man you know

like you open your heart to people and then

they just

you know what i'm saying

i knew

what strange is you know p c culture

is a

it's not abundant in minority

you know i grew up around minorities all my friends are immigrants

we're not politically correct

that's a fuck and white liberals

yeah i know but you don't want to admit it

they don't want to admit that they don't want todmit that it's an in group

but everyone knows it's an english

it call yeah yeah hundred percent from those fucking

where scarfaces in that fuck and restaan

do remember that'se

o oh yeah where he's where he's a drunk

yeah he says i'm the bad guys

yeah yeah

theyea have bro

i'm falking

which is so weird because a lot of people don't get that it's like uh

you can say it's wll join you overreacting just for freedom of speech

look how much they

haken you gave them us

step they took a foking mouth

look where we're at now with the world economic forum

un

and this whole folk and you ego friendly agenda where you own nothing

look how far they're going to take you because you guys gave them a steppy little snake for

although you know it's crazy

iu't acept the new world order and this new industrial revolution

i would accept it a lot easier

if they didn't use words like it's coming at

it's coming with

enormous speed

you know what that means

that means a huge displacement is about to

when chang when change comes with enormous speed

that means a lot of people are going to be left behind

dude why do you think why do you think i want to go to l a like this month

and then

get it over with

because guess what

next year she's gonna go down probably

yeah

that's what so creepy to me did you see biden's tweet where he was like

a a lot of americans are concerned but be don't worry

the groceries are packed full of food and you will have enough food for thanksgiving

you see that tweet

what the fark really yeah he's like a lot of americans have been worried but rest assured

the grocery stores are packed and you're going to be able to get whatever you want for thanksgiving

that's so cryptic he actually woke up

he's saying basically

uh

now i'm saying he woke up

i don't yeah i guest but it's likem in a year ro i haven't seen my president in a year well he obviously didn't tweet it himself but

is on his twitter

so there's going to be food shortages that means there's food shortages coming

oh did they everyone

you know it's funny is the food shortages thing is not even a conspiracy

that's no it's not

and

what's crazy is

you know when i knew the us is fuk is last

year was a year and a half ago

i

clicked on joe biden speech thing when he was in that basement right before he was president

and a quick

and it said a thousand and four hundred ur

du that's when i started panicking i'm like the u s is fugk that i got more views than this guy

right usually have more views than bernie on to eich

no bernie can go live and rack up like twenty kiods

no i've seen him live with like three hundred viewers

what yeah you have

now he now he gets no viewers andy

oh no no i'm saying during elections i

oh no i'm talking about like now

dude a bidens was during the election

so bucking crazy to me

right

dude the fuck and you know everyone asked me the you jerko what's your politics i'm like

there is no politics

it's humans versus

tech in social media giant

stakeholder capitalism corporation

it' is just us vers themb there is no politics anymore youe

bit fulk

i don't mean i'm crazy

yeah people act like her sides you can pick and shit i'm like dude it's them

and you and i would drave a fulk and civic

that's what i'm trying to do for the showdown honestly i'm trying to the showdown i want everyone to be debating but

i want the show down to be a platform for

just anti establishment people to all debate each other

that's why i wanted to get so many right wingers and shit but they're so hard to find

some reason

like like dylan burns is debate panel

is the establishment one

right it's like ing to stab

zergez a centurs in the stons

bro let me tell you i'm just a little right of

muslim

shet up forgt

say this is the opposite of o i said that on my street today we log

was a joke

bro did you see the new satanic deal i'm having with my network

now whats your network

every newcomer on my shows

has to sign a legal contract for one year auto hoo

so they're aly do they're calling me bird man already they're like do they call you what

birdman like i running a record label or something

like this is aa tanic way to put people on brow and i'm like i don't really give a fug

it's ok

so so they're going to have to sign they de sign a contract for the auto host

oh they'd yeah to be on my royale consistently you'd have to auto host for a year even if you don't come on and

and everyone's like that's fair

look really

okay

nh it's just easy

but it one streamer contact me their likelesre go i know you're meaning but you you'd sometimes take the means too far

so i know you're actually going to do it and he's like just remember

you're going to grow your business a lot doing that but you'll always be remembered as the guy who grew like that

that's fine he sd what about the hate threads i'm like i'll need content to react

what you always mentioned hate threads where are these hate threads where look were

where youn dot know what

i all of my elis of posts get brigaded by d

and taken into

they all get taken down that's what i notice wen

there's so much shit that happens on the royale that's ell s material that

does not

get there

yeah

no chad if you're actually wondering i'm a

i'm ou

i'm

i'm a

ander

i'm andi

no you can't see that can you

i don't know he's he he's an anarcho primitivist

and you just you're just the fucking fight club guy

this you

anarcho fight club

dude i had some newcomer my chat say

that's so cool that you're an anarchist and you want chain

and i'm like no no i just want to laugh

what's happened

dude you know you know anarchists

now means like

a call

i know

it mean it mean you know what i mean it means like a liberal p c type of person

yeah

not george carlin

not yeat it's not like the joker fucking shadow the hedgehog or some s

yeah

dude you know what's crazy is a

i used to think

oh wow i got on the internet and i'm winning debates and b i kicked the son off a royal after beating him and

i debate this guy i'm doing so good

i used to think i'm smart and then i realize dude

i'm actually very naughty

people are just dumb as fuck

yeah

like if there is

if you live in nuanced

too long you lose your god damnn

very true actually

very true

like

any question you asked the average man

and he'll answer it with a question

what though

f

you know you could ask them you know do you like oranges and they're like i don't know is it

is going to hurt apples

people are just

not likeliable and not

anton

broll us trying to explain to waken them

that that

that naturalistic evolutionary perspective is just like

kind of flash

right

they were sti confused so

red and there throuw the arch at them and they're like what the

is their brains need to go to all well it's good for making babies and the birth canal and

and i'm like wow people just need to stay on joe rogan level

b people are so fucking boring that's literally why i'm isolated ninety nine percent of the time

i can't fuc and stand it

the how do you hold a conversation with ninety nine percent of these people

i just stare at myself acun

mm

i stare at myself aain i'm like all right this is interesting

youcn

oh z

dude i'm such a conspiracy there is the

like i was broke

seven months eight months ago

but i turned it all around right before this sun

crazy shit's going to happen

and i have a feeling that they're just going to freeze everyone's ask

it's and reset everonun

zero

could you imagine a

forty one hour stream days

all for nothing

that's when you see a real anarchist brok fuck and loose

thank

in a video game

could you imagine if they did that

and like i said i'm buying a house before any of this shit happens

and then

my conspiratorial brain said what what if they just knocked on my door and said you know you can't own property

y

i feel like you fok the right you can't buy property right now because the prices are fuk

the housing market is work

the scariest thing is that they can print cash out of thin air

so who's to say the

they'll be like we imagine they did this

everyone gets ten thousand dollars worth of cryptal if they never use cash again

most people would fucking do it

most people sign that contract right away

right they could literally just print fucking cript off their ass

righth you'll be fine you'll be fine i you get a house

but i need yeah i need i'm going to i think i'm going to get a house too soon i want to put a mortgage down

because i'm paying rent anyway and a mortgage is not that much higher than rent

so it's like

may as well

what i mean

yeah i just don't know where out move you know i've thought about austin i've honestly thought about it

i just can't believe the leads are actually doing that thing where they're like

going to o

what is it octagon what's the eight times

what's eight times called

eight times there well

they're going to o ifter the

oh like acta

octiply

they're going to octuply their wealth

yeah like i can't believe we're about to see this happen with our own eyes like we already saw what corporations did taking advantage of covid

right

the they

they gore riches folk

so interesting how mom and pop shops medium business small business all closed down

during covid but big corporations wal mart's and mcdonald's just fucking exploded

pas

yeah

oh it's almost like these

corporations write legislure

s fair

ya foken

a for rem

broke what would what take was that i mere to dog bg i'm bringing every good topic for your channel and your yeah bro it's crazy

well here's the problem right is that

the issue is

when you think about it

is everything

we as men do in life is it just for pussy

acording to freud

all of this shit worrying about the great reset trying to get a house like what is it actually all for

you know when you put it that way calms me down

know i mean

yeah yeah i know what you mean

it's

it's kind of like a

like schopenhauer says you know we're a slave to the will of the universe

go we just need to get put

so yeah

and you as someone who's already gotten like

more than most rich people

in terms of quality i mean

like

what

i feel like you haveve already seen the mountains top

you know i mean so what's the point

yeah that's why that's why i'm in my room streaming all day i don't get tempted

and i have like three girls in my city begging

yeah so why why are you afraid of failure like what's the worst that could happen

about hooking up with them or

no like in terms of the career

oh business

oh i have to repay my

oh ok i wasn't i wasn't joking about not

not that i have to repay them but i have to take care of

i want them to have the best medicare you know i want to have i want to be a rich guy

yeah

i get that

to me i feel like i'm racing time before my parents get old

family makes that's that's

family see the thing with family as a motivator is that

it's almost it makes you into an automaton whenever your family's in trouble or you want to do something for your family

you turn were that's where you and i are different is like i'm actually a mama's boy you know like

you were prepared for your parents to get old

to me that's traumatizing that makes me want to do a forty one hour shoft

you know what i mean

oh i mean

i want to buy my time around the

i don't know why

i don't know how i'm going to i really just repress it i repress the idea that they're going to

g old b

that is going to happen

brute someone once asked me my chat they're like well what would you do if you dodn't have brothers and mom and dad

you know it was just you

and

i was like i'd probably just kill my

the in a video game

but i was thinking i'm like geez

when you know your why and why you work such long hours

then then it's so easy to stream long hours you know what i mean

but

yeah i don't think of marriage ever i don't think of any of that

external

i think of like

a store

like i even have pictures of my family near my desk

so

it reminds me like

dude

you go spend time with fox

o f girls

waste time and not far

gen

you're snaking these

you know i was as obviously kidding about offering myself

right

yeah

right obviously joking never do that

ok never do that

but i'm just saying i don't think i'd have much to live

his

it's weird when you're o being in bo you're at that

dead

i actually want to ask those you had on your panel of bostian a serbian

and i was going to join i thought thatd been great

yeah i was dude

who in your chat is like truly binded to their fami

is when i look at you bro you seem so indepenent like you seem like you don't even visit

i did yesterday

spent all day with them

do they like the twitch thing

they don't really know about it

the they know i'm doing like podcasting or something but they don't know about

well i tried to explain it ten times to my dad and then eventually i said i'm on the radio

i

and yeah that's amazing bro i'm like q m f mb

yeah i mean um

i like spending time with my family but the sad thing is that when i do spend time with them

i never want to leave

i never want to just go back i want to stay for like

stay up till like four am

here i mean

because i know it's not going to be like a week or twountil i see him again

so that's why it sucks to i spen time with family time flies so fucking fast

dud to i fuck in love and success like when i was bann my brothers took me fish

i was so traumatized i just watched fhishing videos

and when they saw that i watched like a million fishing videos

like this is kind of weird he keeps falling asleep to youtube fishing video

i've never been fishing right

they took me fishing

dude now i got so much money i'm going to surprise them around christmas with three dirt bikes

and that thing that carries the dirt bikes for the car the little trailer thing

and they can't really say no

you know i mean because the bikes will be right there

and i get to do fok in six shit you know i get to do shit i've never done before

success is everything dude like i

people like money can't buy happiness yeah never been

i've never been on a dirt bike and i'm twenty seven years old dude

i have neither

but brod does do you know anybody in l a with a boat

thing

we should we should get a boat

to get on a boat

i've never done that that sounds like very like

paw shit but i'm kind of rat

don't do the

yeah that's what i'm saying you've gotta know someone who has one

n i was thinking of just bang

venice beach

wouldn't it be better to do that on a boat though

well doesn't matter where we're going to get fugging rape

rabies with the fi

i i don't really quote

close friend of mine

on me

say hey i'm in l a i'm going to see d

she's super hard

and then guess what she say like i just came back from a boat party and i block

it's

but what do you expect

like i don't id you know an old saggy school to mother foker tauht flirting with her and even the fact that he's flirting with her is fuking p bro but you know that shit's going on you know that shit's going on

disk

yeah

i hope she i hope

i hope every

gold digger on earth it's with an old as sa you dude

i hope they all get caught in public by their friends

fk that's so fucked up to it

and those are the only girls that are happy to this shit that used to fuck me up was when i was in high school and i realized that like

a lot of these girls that i think are like

w i'm senior year you know when they're eighteen or whatever i was like

lot of these girls that i think are fine as well

are actually getting piped by lake

bro you have some weird takes

i was flapping today and this happens to me a lot i ah i you

i think of you when i f

because

why b what i swear to god i'm not lying though he i swear to god u

i'm flappingo the hub

and then i hear that take you had on a podcast a month ago

where you said

yosirka if you look really

close

prn stars they're not even hot

right

remember yeh i said that it's true yeah and i said bro that's so true

that shit

griells in the back your head

and you start being critical of the chicken you know h is not hard

you know oh yeah you're

and now that i sa this all

b i swear to god the next time you f up and chat

you guys are going to be critical you but oh this is not eas

yeah you ruined it for me like you need some less base takes you need to chill how do you think it makes me feel man it's like it's

oh but how did you discover that alone

you just

squinting your eyes watching your

because i have a i have very refined

eyes

you know like i see shit

but

thing is

the thing is though is that m

yeah it is dark du like

yeah you're right d a lot of girls like you don't that's the thing you know the most secretive people are hot women

they're just

what if all of them are like that would in every single ley

if every single one is with all dudes on boats

and you don't know about it

it's not a fucking dark flaw

no but i'm allowed to roast them right that's not like me being mean right

no i think it's a dark thought dude it was in high school to me because i was like

dude these it's like fucking twin peaks like laura palmer's secret life it's like what the

walkbro i'm not even

i'm i i still feel like a kid and everyone's grown up so fast

i swear do my brain still feels like high school because

you know i just a few months ago i found out the pegging thing straight men being pegged

by girls pressuring them

apparently that's not a mean like it happened

what

yeah i thought everyone just joking on twitter

and i went to a house party and i heard some weird stuff

and the guys like i didn't like it and other guys like i didn't like it either

whath

why did you keep doing it why did you do it at all

to appease the girl

that's why the have fuker man the heus

but i'm saying how much leverage these girls have like our sims just doing whatever

very weird

dude i feel bad for the i feel but you know where you know where i learned the word cok

yeah

on twitch i never knew what that term meant

i learned it

fum to which to

assen yer

and i thought

it's a mean like all he watches that's funny

and it turns out ninety nine percent of men i know are caugh

dude fuck in um

i feel bad for youo wo try don't you

we

would he be

have you ever been with a girl and then you realize there's a bunch of dudes chasing after her and she's leading them on and you just actually get you got to fuck and hit it

oh that isn't

minimal level group

yeah that's a good feeling but then you sometimes when you watch the guy chasing your struggle

you empathize and you go whoa i think i've been there

no yeah in high school i was like i'd be like

b imagine being that dude

awk man i'll never be that doode

that's why i never ever will put effort into anyone i'm never going to fuck introug

from what i know now about how pretty much every one has

a a point where they just let anyone hit it right away

i'm never trying dude that's what i said

very that's what i said that this year

you know for the first year i started doing good and doing good with women

at house parties i would stop talking to my crushes because i could

yeel some beta staring in his soul is breaking like that's his real the love of his life or some shit

and i would stop talking her because i'd feel bad if i'd feel bad for the guy

right

and

then

when i found out one guy put in perspective when i was drunk he's like

if they

if the rules were reversed they wouldn't give up

falk those romjusst

you know i mean one thousand percent

as soon as that cooked in my brain

i started actively seeking people to cut

cock and embarrassed

you know i mean that's the way to go

yeah

know your place ca

that's the way to go do end

the thing about if you're with influencers like of girls or whatever

you're coking their entire falcon

you're cocking the entire falllon

yeah yeah like i saw the video and that actually i don't feel bad for their i don't feel bad for any fucking

ah we girls or egros fucking follow i don't feel bad fuck every single one do i don't feel bad for any of theerss

at first my mission on the internet was to save

this simpy behavior i'm like i'm going to comnount bk them and then i found out these are the same people who would report

you know i mean

and then i realize oh i don't want to convert them i want them to be on the couch

yeah b fuck every single one of those people

buck them do i don't give off the you know

i don't give hm shit

i hate those people i actually hate them

now you

yes i do i actually ate

now you feel

hates a really

now now i actually hate them

i'm trying to

i'm trying to save you right now you don't hate them

i don't hate them i don't hate the

only shitld do you need to start like picking up on those

if i ever

correct your take

just go with

i hate their behaviors

there you go

yeah

thank you bean

i hate to behavioral

the gt the chatters

but

any way you know

yeah that's the thing is that

uh

i don't knowll de

it's so weird

i heard i heard that there's a new in i heard did you hear about this that

there's a lot of heres something

creepier about your dating life gro

yes you know how it's easy to pick them up right now

it's going to get

easier

closer you're around the age

five

going to get easier and eas

not hard

why thought it would me

h because a financial peak

where males peak thirty five forty forty five

and

literally gets

easier and easier

bigger empire

hilaarrioy

i always thought you'd do weorse than thirty five

right

do you you have a thing where you get angry at

old dudes who are with women your age beuse i do

like a fifty year old dude who's like sitting with the pretty girl who's your age it is like

the fuck bros you know what i mean

honestly i'm more mad at her though

no both

i met a both but like

i'm i'm not mad at the guy because

the guy didn't drop his morals hardcore she did

but i feel like it's a form of betrayal

what know i'm saying

you just feel competitive

take

every

the marek

i don't know

yeah i mean like that's just disgusting

that's actually so folkm disgusting

fifty with twenty year old is fox

we

yea that's disgusting

but

you know

the thing is that

but then i see how gringe they are then i see how cringe the old guy is

and i just laugh at them like you're pathetic

this is not even fucking

yeah

yea know when i see an old dude successful dude and they're still trying i'm like why are you trying to speak game to your girl

is it that

it's not spicy bro

yeah that you'd be surprised do people actually money

can money really get you

that far because i feel like there's a lot of lonely

millionaires

no that's a lie from the rich elite

but i've seen it i've he i've seen it i've seen these like millionaire dudes who are like desperate as fugk for pussy

oh like an old guy at the bar that's got a nice car but he's just smiling yeah

all those guys

yeah

what's up with her

they start crying after a few drinks when i was a bouncing they would cry to

my wife left me

i don't give a fok are you going to tip me

oh my god

that's f you know i used to be so satanic i'd look them in eye and be like i wonder why

need be like i just don't know

i just met you and i already know

did you did you hear someone told me something i don't know do you know this

there's a new trend now of

a female inscels did you hear about that

is

i heard it someone so i had someone on the other day and he told me about it

and then i was like no way and then i looked it up and people are writing articles and shit about it and i was like

you know it kind of makes sense for twenty twenty one a little bit i don't know is that a thing now

are they hot if they're hot that i don't know i have no idea what's going on i don't know anything about it i just thought maybe you'd know

more about there if they're if they're relatively attractive or medium that doesn't exist

let me look it up

is so apparently

it's called the fem cell revolution

it is a community of haunt

then

what is this are they man haters

i don't know a community of woman who would describe themselves as unable to have sexual or romantic relationships

as a result of a toxic blend of misogyny and impossible beauty standards

it's the female take on inscells

you know i don't not really bothered by it because these are the ones i feel bad for

but you the reason it don't bother me that much is because

if dudes are already going to be in cells

why not women to write like they can they're allowed to

i don't i don't even i don't think anyone should be allowed to call themselves that

we you why i tell you why you don't want more of that is the those are the people trying to cancel

i know but

dudes are the one who started that and i thought that was really bad when they started it

so it's like may as well not you know

to insults hate women

yeah

all of them

that's what they have to do they have to i mean i don't know actually i don't know why call yourself an in do you think anyone's truly involuntarily celibrate

oh yeah we know a lot

even on twitst

but you think do you think there's a like they just cannot get any

oh yeah dude i know attractive guys who can only pull one a year

very weird

but shouldn't they just lower their standards then

well they're pulling one ugly a year that's what i'm saying like dude it's scar

yeah

for a nmber men it's scared

like bad

no way

imagine if i didn't have social media

i'd have to be at a bar at a club to meet

but isn't that was not kind of easy if you really want it

no during covid

where would i go

tender

that social media

oh yeah but what what

why would you be cut off from the internet

use the internet

no i'm saying

everything i meet now is through this stream right

oh okay i get you i get seter

yeah

yeah be caause that's what 's your job a lot of people meet at jobs that's what people do

the job dian

also cloud is the most attractive thing

right

bout

that's kind it depends on what kind of cloud

you know

n know when they say holy fox hundreds and hundreds of people stay with you all day

n i must be a great human being r i put

here's the thing is that

i don't think it helps me a lot

in real life

norm when normy grows and they hear about this shit they're like what the fuck is that

in normal girls in real life you have to be like

you don't market it correctly

yeah you're probably right like

to normal girls i'll be like i got to cancel our date i want to i want to stream so bad

and she goes why dude streaming is that great

i go yeah

and then i go on stream

and we're fucking watching fucking alot they they don't it's kind of weird though because it's like they don't really know what it is you know

to me i would only ever use the streen caard as an opener

the i don't i don't even waste time b i used to i used to like

play it like poetic

and now it's like

i don't want to talk

i just want to say i'm a strem

yeah yeah

yeah

that which is i met a girl in person at a house party at brought

yeah she's like what do you do and i go i bet you anything i make ten times

wt

she was shot

it was way

now

o

d you ever have advice for like

average looking dudes

we don't have cloud more money

that's impossible average dudes don't have personality they'll never have a follow

no i mean i mean i mean to like to get some

to get to get hook up an average dude

yeat on

an average dud would just have to follow u

self sustaining in his own apartment and hid

that's it

really

yeah

believe it or not men smell like shit

when girls see igenic guy they drool

really

most guys smell like shit it's like a fact b

most douds smell like she

brah i used to wear cologn

and girls would notice that they'd be like oh you actually smell really good

yeah

dude i don't i used do that like in high school i don't i never do that anymore day i wash my bawls and cock with toothpaste

telld burns coal

do you know that i don't

i don't even use the odorant and sometimes i don't even shower

really

yeah

yeah

for me it hasn't stopped me did i had girls rip my clothes off when after a iight

you are weird yeah fairomones it's phairomones

i've had girls bury themselves in my arm

to smell

you're weird

yeh

t

it is for

dude i have i have a you know do you ever feel like disgust is a male

g like the only reason it

like

women have a very high tolerance for just like they don't really feel disgusted

to be honest like woman

in nowadays have

one percent of my man

you know i mean by that

yeah but i feel like disgussed is like you know when i knew everything changed i'm at a party in the bathroom with my boys and the girls would come in and they start peeing in front of us on the toilet

doesn't doesn't g a fuck out of this house you fucking weirdo doesn't doesn't the feeling of disgust isn't that like a fatherly thing where it's like

the father has to be the one to be like no that's yucky that's dirty don't go near that yeah

yeah like i sometimes i hear so i'm saying somey i hear people be like

oh yeah i let my boyfriend pee on me or some shit i'm like what

what i mean e

every single modern woman

has had one of those stories was like yeah he beet on

and it's like they just say it with a straight face and i'm like

yeah the wait is for you to say me too

yeah and i'm like are we on the same wavelength here because that's actually disgusting like what you know i checked them so quick i'm like so do you smell like pis

yeah that's

crazy like keep your shit to yourself why do they do anything they can nowadays just to turn us off

not dude because it's these creepy dudes

actually the worst thing i ever saiy to girl is you are hater before i knew you

dude are girls ever surprised when you don't have like a really weird kink

yeah yeah they're jat find fine yeah like and it's like there's there isn't one

there really is a't one you know it's like i just give up i go my kink is abandoning you

dude that's so true theyre always trying to find like ah

he must be the he must uh

he must like being a sob or he must like getting pegged he must like getting whipped he must

ah no it ain't that deep i'm just trying to pipe you know what i mean like uh

or give me some head whatever

ain't that really

do i have a i had a girl that loved me and i said my kink was that she never gets to get off

you know what i mean

y

yeah and then she was so down for it

what the

fox

and brush she'd probably get off by that

that's what i'm saying yeah one for your

yeah

you know

that's perfect to you like ill the my kink is i roll play a cowboy

so you know i just

did

and then i have an excuse

leave right

yeah

you know

i don't i don't know uh

i think all sex before marriage is a say tanic experience

never feels correct

yeah

no it's intense and then it had it

done

and then on

and then you're wondering why

is it is it really that great though

i don't know

you know like

i don't know

it's really not that great

like i feel like married couples have the best sex

get the fuck ot i do love the for me

yeah i guess in the beginning you mean first year right

yeah i feel like they actually like

es

they have like a very i think the st of a ride was with my girlfend

actual

but you like actually fully trusted her in whatever

soul mats whatever

oh yeah yeah

okay yeah yeah yeah that's the same shit dude

foot

what i'm talking about

you was so weird when i love the girl one weekns my lips would be a

theyd

feel

there will be a sensation to it

right

wh is so weird but now i never haven't felt that ever again

and and do

nothing beats her

nothing in the world be said

i forgot what it's like lease it don't matter it don't matter how hot they are don't matter how they look don't matter whatever

she can have the perfect body perfect face and it will never feel as good as that

that's it

but i don't remember to be honest

i remember doing i used to be so drunk around here i don't remember

feeling you know what i mean

i don't remember i don't

to me it feels like it never happened like a dream or

you know e have you ever been in love i'm like yeah in my dream that i don't remember anymore you know what i mean i guess

i think i'll

dude if i wasn't drunk i was on molly

i never had a sober moment with her

i was so weird b

then

yeah brother that's just

i don't know

i don't know it's

dissolution is a big problem for me i don't know how do you get over disolution

when you're with someone like how do you get over the

di enchantedness

m

i try and become like a shaman like a guy

you know

i

i go hey

your

you should only be ho camp with guys on my level

no more of those fucking road

pat

yeah the picture what i'm bettering them

yeah yeah yeah yeah

hundred thousand percent

and you know she's a folkus

horrible person if she starts defending

like like you're doing them a favor

pretty much yeah

i've had a really hot girl say you should only be with girls on my level and i'm like actually i agree

you know i mean i actually agree i'm not going to

said defending my past

that you know

well that's so true this the sec guy from the gas station was a good guy just dude that's that's exactly what it is of the salvation thing

when you think of it as like a saintly act that you're like a saint saving them

rescuing them

it actually justifies it that's how you fuck in ok i get well when i was in it when i was an atheist my would make me pray

and i'd be meming as i pray

but don't you feel like other dudes that they're with are like creeps

like

really bad creep

's gone back here

oh yeah i can' even imagine my had them ditching the girl if it's like a serious situation i can see it in my head you know like the no i'm talking about like the dudes who like to fuck in

whover like have scat fetishes or just some weird

foot stuff just some weird i shit

i would

you could lie detector test me i think everyone with a scat fetish

has the devil within them and they've conjured spirit

yeah

i actually believe

good the thing with me is that

i'm not even lying i even capping i am a holy man

even in that like what i mean by that is that

i don't i'm not like not i tell them they're worthless

no no that's

that's fine i do that too but i'm saying

i'm not like a

i'm not like a de gen

i'm saying as soon as you're not i'm an angel

yeah yeah oflf your pillow and that's what i mean i'm not like a fucking

pervertu or what i don't know i don't i don't have i don't have that i don't have a pathology

yes sometimes when i'm not

i turned into late

almost like their brother i get up on'm like you let me get you food let me get you this and i turn into like this thing that i'm not

and i'm very grateful i'm like you know

for the experience

you know i mean by that

i used to not be i used to not and just like

go to bed

very sity town

for

yeah it's like

dude i like i'm not like to rest easy

i don't want a de from the back door

you know what i'm saying

back door what does that mean again

play

no

oh when they bring that shit up to me i'm like who do you think i am that's what i mean it's like ah

it's like rest easy i'm actually a holy man

what i mean

yees

any time they offer that to me i'm like you know what

are you doing

do you not watch my stream

no what i think is that i am like wow

all the past people in your life who wanted that and the were

complete fucking freaks

yeat and ruling right and here i am turning it down

yeah like i feel bad for them cause i like

you know you know what my way is

well what i like my whole stance is that

listen

you've been with a lot of dudes who've taught you that shee like this sheep is normal

it's not

you never had to you never had to do any of these got to push boundaries and tol yeah s i'm like

you know my first experience we're go we're going off a connection

voices even talking to each other it wasn't

was in gold

a and so can i

op

fuck your knee

what for

right they always got to do something bro

yeah right yeah

butk in you know it's beausy i have the ritual word's like any time i'm about to do it i slow down the process so much

that the

'm always remembered in the head is the guy who didn't jump

right into b

he yeah i'm the same way i'm the same way like you know i used to light cigarettes in the room

and walk around and talk shit to them

and they be like why i'm like completely in laundre and he's not like

why is he not like

all over me

and i'll just start talking shit

talking about i'm going to be rich and famous and blah blah blah blah

and they'd be like this is the only guy who's ever done that

i mean

a i didn't even sit down there i mean computer chairs and watch

i'd slow down the process so much as in like

i'm not ready

know i'm not ready

the other dudes we'll be fucking

ust obvious you don't like

fucking freaking out and shit and i'm like you were about to learn what a real man is and a real man if you don't if you don't take control of pacing

you're basically a bitch

absolutely if you don't say if you don't uh

she should initiate she should go fast the guy should go slow

yeah and yeah

yeah that's exactly i don't mind i the guy builds moment

all the

i don't think you guys should be ripping her clothes off i think that's

yeah

i mean

i don't know it depends how it's funny is like all this game that we're talking about

comes from men with

that

if you don't have options and it's kind of a differ

was

but you should even even if i didn't have options i would never be desperate dude i went years without talking to anyone and i still was never desperate

still never ever does

i hate that so much i'd rather literally be fucking a virgin forever than be

does

one guy in your chat said what the fuck is wrong with

this is why i haven't been looking at

you're a fraid of we feet you're a weak person

yeah dude you don't have to be afraid of them

but you also don't have to want to fuck and rub your fucking cock on them do so

what the fuck you talking about

well how do you look doing that anyway

it look like

you look like a fogie

that looks so strange to me like that's so weird

dude fucking on

yeah i don't know the wor i think the worst thing you can be as a man is desperate

don't you agree

yeah it's probably the creepiest thing on

very hard for a girl to be called creep

but it's very easy for a guy to be called

yeah

and and especially when you realize like it ain't all that is it really a worth all that

to be desperate

be i don't think it is

i don't even get how you can maintain stiff if you're desk

when you bang aren't you like heroic aren't you like gang is con when you're banging

why are you like a beggar

how who the folks to bang when they're banging

i mean

that sounds really weird

that i'm not really in my masculine if i'm like

desperate

you know

very weird

if i don't feel a sense of worship i call the whole thing off i go you know what this is a

all

is not what i thought it would be yeah

yeah

buty don't they worshi

too much brod fall for them fast

those ones that worship

those ones that look like they're clocking in for a shift to worship me

you know that's pre is so fucking

at in the beginning i wasn't used to it and i'm like wow this is so cool

and then when i went to a regular check i was like i hate that's i feel like that's the only way i could get off

yes

yes when i'm not in a relationship

or even in one of

i don't know

i'm not don't i don't know one hundred also that's a wife worshipping sounds even harder

yeah but that's the only way i get off outside a relationship is like they

they do everything

so ss can only pipe missionary you know i have a confession to make of ae i've only ever done that position one

don't you don't you switch positions and shit like i not in

forty seven

really

yeah i think i've only piped

long and good

maybe

sixteen times in my life

out of lfe

alad

i

i used to be like that but

it's

it teakes a long time for me now

no i if it's a long time for me i'll lose the

that's what

i mean yeah to put a yeah

that's why it takes long so you lose stiffness you have to get it back and

it's kind of sucks and i'm not the kind of guy that wants to get it back if i lose it i'm like you i'm done

no i'm not like that at all i'm a fucking

no way you just get patient

no i just keep trying

like foot is

wow

i'll feel a bad dude if i don't fuck a nut i'll be like

walk dude what am i do i i if i don't not i'll not i won't get the post nut clarity and i'll feel like shit i'll be like

what am i doing with my wife this is pathetic

you know ninety percent of my hokups has been me getting hit

good head is fuck and easy to

it's the easiest thing to fock in

not two

so he's always been interfaces that's whathy

but i feel like

i'm not compatible with condoms

any more like it

i really it's hard to i really don't even get

uch sensation from condoms

yeah

i've head so many girls just compromise wormly

you know i don't want a rubber so i just want to head i don't want to get

i going the

generic

you fucked up your whole hormone profile there's no way you can even get someone preg on i'm not risk

once your hads are re conoms the biggest menace for you to like the biggest reason why you don't you

you get aad

because that well knowo it's the prey go thing for

well but listen but

therees anything i know i shouldn't be telling chad this chad

always bear protection and only do head most of the time whatever but

let's be real dude nothing feels better than wrow

does anything

it's

night in daybrok

so right

it feels better than head

two

we i have spanish with the rubber and i've been like

that didn't count

yeah because you're fucking a balloon

that's what i always say you're not even falking you're not even ins you know you're not even fuking or whatever it's a balloon you're fucking

you know

dud i've had times where i'm like i just ripped the rubber off and just rub it against

there are him

it's our bo

'm like that's geting

s

she's kind of like

bewildered because she's like yeah that's great

but are you that afraid that you're going to like give me pregon

but aren't these girls on the pilo

yeah but uh

i don't

dude my my y

my oath

is that i'm never hookin up with a girl

he' was not on some kind of pill

yeah but they can lie to you

broh here's i'm you have an issue i'm in the clear no woman's going to fuck in

trap me with a child

in this aage of my are not in this state i only got fourteen gay followers do not in this ae matter if they're if they're feeling insecure for a few months straight they'll just do it brow it's in their nature to want to

you know that

right in this stage of my life when i'm like i'm not even that

famous yet or whatever i'll be fine dude

always going to have my kids and to compare you to the other dudes should be like wall this guy's not a cock

this guy looks like a dad to me

no your competition a cot

nove

fuk b come on

you wait that you're going to see you're going to see you're going to one day call me and be like yeah it happen

i'll go that yeah

i am wrong

i wast hyperventilated for the first of my life because a girl joked about

she stopped joking when she started calling nine one one

five

yea know she's like get an ambulance get an ambulance

oh my god

has anyone ever actually tried to trap you

bre over eight

confirm

but i know it's over twenty that won't admit

how did they try to trap him

by saying they're on the pill but they actually

took

very late

no way

they'd love saying i'll do it tomorrow

fuck you won't mean like a plan b or whatever

yeah

tk that

no i'm so when i say on the pill i mean like they're on the pill daily

not that fucking emergency shit yeah but do you know when they say yes i'm on it

they're thinking of being on it like

weeks and weeks ago well that's why you have to be with them in the morning and see them take that pill

yeah

you know i i've thrown rubbers out

h

out of

apartment windows because i don't want to leave it in a trash can

thatuch

take

the end

no way jy i

that's all my lawyers all my lawyers i'm kidding

to far road the fot

paranoid

pramd they like all guys too

i don't

i don't trust

i think they try and do to a son to sometimes i

proably

probably

that's actually true dude that's i thing i'm only five eight or five nine

so

yeah but look at your competitions just soy people

so you look like god to them you're greatos to them bro

fg

they choose you overwaight while they're bro what's going on what kind of world are we right he sees already taken

you're doing two girls never even flirted with wk

what start of fighting over you

i was hilarious

i don't think they were fighting omi bro i don't know what you's talking about

a lot of my chat said for the first month with you they're like

why do you

heavily promote has

he's

he would never get a girl and i'm like you don't understand

how powerful that red pill is

and now they're seeing it in front of wake wilder

these chicks are choosing you

you know they now they're now my chid trying to get it they're like oh wow this is not a joke

i'm like i know ro i know since day one

but you know what i mean i know

so i i love wake but i don't overhype people unless they're red the only the only dudes that i

get in secure ground

when it comes to women

is

like basketball players and football players and shit because at that

whether college or fucking professional but at that point i'm like

g g mo what the fulk am i going to do you know

debth

for me it's never wrappers i feel bad for them if they're interrupt

dam

did you bump your head

yeah

rappers no but fucking sports students like what the fuck am i going to do man i can't do shit

and be air to

h fucking n f l or some shit like what really can i do

all you can do is tell her hey he's got a harder one line

r i don't want to be i don't want to be a fuck in the trash king the fuck in trash nos put it in perspective for you like baby that's lebron james

you're with hod

are you telling me you're not going to be one you know what bro you know what you said about drake here's a thing not all women would answer drake

but if they didn't have money they wouldn't even look listen

but every single woman in this world

we'll respond to lebron james and that's my black bill

that's why i'll never fall in love with anyone

as i know

if lebron james or a f that's something satanic going on with that basketball shit i swear to god

what you mean

it's just a different level that i feel like be i feel like uh

sports players

get the most

opportunity out of anyone even more than billionaires

indeed i'm

so spooted about the kobe thing right when he

right when he loses to lebrun

okay

tragically passes away and

helicopter that is

the most satanic spooky shit i've ever heard of in my life

yeah

that's so weird

and then

elicia keys in them they had that old

remonial

cokoby's my favorite

you paranoid yeah may

but you ever wonder why we have thoughts

of satanic

it's just paranoia

you know god wouldn't put all these thoughts

or these ideas around in the world if they weren't true right

you don't mean by that

yeah i would you and your whole life thinking this is demonic this is adnic

and then when you pass away

you go all that was all for nothing or would it be some message in your head

right that's repeating

it has to come from

right

think of doing a good deed right you think of doing a good deed

where why is it even in your brain

one day you'll actually have to like

finalize that project in front of

front of the creator

like yeah i did that good deed

you know why else

would you spend your whole you know i mean

yeah

yeah it's fucking what's the point of a thought loop if you believe in a creator

what's the point of a thought loop unless it means so

it if you keep seeing sit downic shoitd

and you believe in a creator than guess what it that thought loop is

is there for a reason they must be satanic

case cloes get the fuck out of here

yeah like

people repress say tanic experiences they repress that it's a say tanic feeling it gives them they just rationalize it

when you realize satan his intention

and then you go damn it's you're inflicted you're it's within you forever

a lot of people think they could be cleansed like no broke

every day you're going to wake up a bad person it's your job to fix

every day you start fresh right

as a whor horrific person

yeah

i always say every day i wake up an atheist and i go to bed

the most spiritual man on

you know like i battle the

but done

man with the shit that's happening

this next step with that great research shit is my ultimate blaock pill brow and then i'm done

and then i'm going to start praying every day

why

god do this

everything happened there's nothing that we in old let's say there'san infinite universees cringe theory i hate that theory right yeah

god but whatever

let's say there's infinite universes

we live in the great reset one

the worst of the

you know it's kind of crazy

you know i mean by that

yeah yeah i mean

you know what's weird

my parents

you know we're from a war

i'mm like dad have you ever seen the world like this where it's all shut down and everything

and my dad's like no

i' like what would you compare this

you know every every fucking thing on earth closes

would you compare it to

my dad's like nothing

i'm like even our parents a you know usually parents are eah

even they haven't seen this shit so i'm like all the folk we're in some weird time

but i don't believe in that end times

that's

it's not the times but it's a

it's a it's basically a revolution

the historical revolution

going on you know

i think the best thing you've ever said is you said

all throughout history they just keep cycling land reform and calling it different words

'll call it this they'll call it that they'll call it the great research but at the end of day's the same shit

yeah

but that's

listen fucking we live in ays we're living in that this is something you don't really get either i don't think

all the people that you think are influential celebrities

or woke

peop those people

are not prepared for this new world we are entering

wey're going to be gone dude

like there is a new thing all that all that influence will be used

all their platforms will be

i don't know's lu

giant business models don't die they evolve

or they share

you think our song's gonna last

as influencer i

oh has san i thought you meant like kim card ashan no a

has son lasting as an influencer

actually yeah because in pol but you know politics is

is forever

so i think he'll be like a small young turks channel right

wh does he represent

politically you know that's the thing

m

fifty day fiance

i don't know

exactly

they

that that's what i mean it's like there's nothing bernie's gone that whole thing's gone and he's not going to be he's not going to be wriding the next wave of fucking

lefty shirt

so i don't know what the fu

is left

you know that crack in two thousand and sixteen in the universe right

yeah everything just shifted

is that what the great reset is going to be with that kind of speed

because now that i think about that was enormous speed

though

brass i

did you feel a crack whenum came on

oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

you felt the threat

you know i was anticipating that crack

is the reset going to come with trump level of speed or is it going to be more

then that's terrified trump was part of it dude

you know that crack

i was anticipating since twenty thirteen

you know when i knew trump is a part of it

when he when all the riots were in burning downs were happening and stuff

and instead of using executive orders

he leaned back to make the democrats look crazy like look you're burning down your cities

and he leaned back and let it happen

and that's when i realize i'm like oll

he's just waiting for a bigger device

right

and i'm like i wonder why

and either he's an idiot who thinks all people are going to vote for me because democrats look crazy

but there's no way he didn't think dude if the world's on if the u s is on fire

they're not going to reelect

so i wouldn't hek's fly in on it i'm going to tell the tll

whilse would he lean back and let it burn

and then just you know say ol as your governor

wen trumb listen

when trump is that

trump is actually the definition of of

divide and conquer but the

but

if we are allredy divided let's be honest

listen when trump was elected

they're divided before trump was there and then he just started going you know

when trump was elected in twenty sixteen

it was one of the most cathartic feelings i ever had in my whole life

i was it was a holy feeling was like

i woke up that morning and it was a holy morning

and and the reason wasn't because i really liked trump i didn't really care that much about him

it was because i realized now the game has begun

that's so weird i was so out of pll to explain

when it happened

when trump won i snapshoted the photo i said weorll fox

right

and my persian but message me and he's like you lip tarpeda cock i like

and i was like what does that mean like what is a liptar better i wasn't into politics

right

and then

i would go to work

and the liberal start teaming up against me because of the jokes i was making

and they're like that's insensitive and blah blah blah blah the fun and i started realizing

you know like i was never pro trump i was anti liberal because they're trying to destroy my life right

and then when i saw trump sutting down reporters i was like oh man i will i wish i could do that to these people who keep firing me and shit

you know just shut them down

and that's like what made my obsession with being gond

you know financially really successful like trump

having

you know more influence and power my life

and that trauma really started i didn't know someone could just take away your paycheck for a joke

and have you fucking on

food stamps

shit

and the

and yeaes so that so then when trump started becoming more anti lib

right which is like youar

was a six month fourth month in

that's one

that's when i'm like all right i'll take this mean all the way but i'll take this mem to my grave

yeah well i don't know i mean um

i that's when i knew he like the real

history has begun like the true reality

we've been living in a fake reality this whole time and when trump was elected i was like ok

now we're living in the real world this is actually where

everything was just weird

all those parties in the nineties early two thousand all that fun the lime wire days the funny junk dot com

whatever you can think of

all of that fun

was just humans accumulating debt and waiting for an economic collapse can you believe that

e we're just our party parting on boorl time

is not so weird to think all the nineties

even eighties and all that

everything before what's happening now

was like i th yeah like a ticking time bomb

you nobody you worked at a club so like nobody ever

nobody ever goes to the party when it's over and everyone left and there's just garbage on the floor everywhere

you know what i mean by that

yeah i see it when it closes righty yeahter like

we it's like then you really realiz what was this all for

like that's what it's for

nothing

when i saw them white

trump off social media

that's when i realize i'm like the level of power

exact

yh sees s has yeah

is unreal

how does that not make anyone afraid

that's unreal

it makes a lot of people happy

actually

i know

yeah

the're like oh i'm finely comfee and

twich twitters a safe space now you know what you ok let me tell you something

we i know we can endorse it or whatever but you know that whole quanon thing

yeah

you know what a storm is coming really means psychoanalysts psychoanalysis wise

when they say a storm is coming

was

stead of reading it literally you know what it actually means it means

that

society in the mainstream media and social media is literally a bubble and there's a whole underworld of people on telegram

and alternative media sites and just a completely different media and information sphere

that

we ignore it now

but it's going to have consequences for the real world

yeah i call it the shadow of facebook everyone yeah from his book they don't

they're not banned from the worldorld that's what i mean so when they say a storm is coming there bas sying a lives

you think you got this shit locked down but

you you have been like repressing

this reality for so long and it's going to come like a volcano

do

yeah

and lives think if they just like keep smiling and

not noticing it

that it's just going to go dude this is something a little terrifying like it's not terrifying but it's just like shocking like

you know destiny brought on a far right guided debate

few weeks ago you know i'm talking about no i haven't watched them in months

thank you grosst com donated five dollars

we are living in the chinese revolution

it started in twenty sixteen in my opinion yeah i think it come

but do he debated this like far right white nationalist guy

and destiny even his own community on his read it was like

dude you got fucking destroyed this guy was a right winger

w was like he

i don't know i uh i don't know what his name is but

destiny got fuck and rolled over like with ease it was like the first time

that one of these guys was brought on yeah martinez perspective he was brought on to twitch

and desny was debating him

and destiny just it wasn't even a fucking and you destiny is not even that p c

well what are you talking with thissney fuking

yeah

destiny cannot debate

you know the first time i saw him debate

yeah who was but i'm just saying what youre s going to cart it someoneut and you know what disney said

yeah someone said men on average are stronger than women and destiny's rebuttal was

what about rhonda rousy

and rode i could not believe

that everyone twitch was hyping him up that a what i'm trying to say thoh he's rocking ridiculous man what i'm trying to say is we're living in a fucking bubble and all you got to do is bring one

extreme right wing guy

and uncensorate

and don't don't make him censor

bright

it it's like putting a tiger in a fucking uh

tak putting a tiger in a fuck in the

h a zooing enclosure with penguins dude it's fucking like a massacre you know it's not even a

it's not even a compltition but because think about this dude

whether you're far right or far left you will be anti mainstream

opinion media

that's a safer place to be

then a liptard who says the media is not lying to me

if you'd a liberal position is the hardest position to defend on the internet

even if they're right

even if they're right about something it's literally the hardest position to defend

because yeah

you have to take on so much faith to be a liberal

youor the media doesn't lie they just skew the truth a little

oh the media this the media

you know and you' got to believe in weird shit like

statistics of a cheittah

mauling a flocking gazelle

are real

but

a man stronger than a woman

well depends

that

what kind of woman

what

how are statistics real to liberals about every facet of nature except men and women

how the uck did they do that

thank

being a liberal you'll get mall

if you go against anyone

who's right or left because guess what

the

they're going to play by a

you know different rules

and a liberal has to play up play with social construct rules

which social concert rules are

they're hilarious to

do they see

brow you know that there are some libs who think it's a social construct

to be in the

that being tall in the n b a is a

social construct wes twitters the talk about that

that you don't have to be tuht don't mention twitter dude

well there's better threads to talk about you don't have to be tall to be and be d do you even go on twitter do you even know what's going on on twitter

no

keep forgetting to use

you don't understand how fucking insane twitter is you have no idea how fucking like

ud

this shit i don't you know i could say here but like

right it's gotten to a point where it's like

on fking

twitters the most satanic fucked up website on the fuck and internet that's what i believe

it's the worst it's worse than facebook it's worse than all of them twitter is the most fucked up

his twitter makes people actually stupid

lire legit makes peole fucking stupid dude twitter does make people stupid stupid or people are stupid period

now d i was on twitter for weeks just tweeting and i felt i could feel the notice the loss of brain cells of being on twitter

i was like what the fuck when did i become such a dumb aass why was why am i on this website for so long

yeah

and i i've

barely use that

i i

i kind of feel bad when i don't use it

what am i doing

but the

ho fulked with or wrong and you know what dude nobody

gets pussy from twitter

let's be let't be honest

you'll chack your deal

if you are already famous yes

but

other than that

ah

okay

all right yeah yeah i got you i got you i thought i thought it was something else

n i was saying is that i thought you meant the twitter what about what

yeah i was like dude if you get famous on twitter for being like funny or whatever like

that cloud is meaningless we're you goinga tell youop i'm the guy on twitter who posts funny pictures

you know i saying i asked like some guys who've had the biggest tweets on twitter i'm like you know how much they pay you

they're like what

that's what i'm saying twitter clow

twitter cloud is meaningless what are you going to do with twitter clout nobody on twitter who has cloud gets pussy unless you're already famous for something else

true

yeah yeah true

do you know if you get if you get if you get famous for being a tweeter

a tweeter

right you're not getting shit man that's not impressive to nobody

yeah dud my bar is so changed if you were a you tuber

you don't impress

if you can't do it live then you don't press

yeah

yeah yeah yeah i do i do

i'm like i want to look at your brain as it's like

under pressure butd i remember when we used to get people from youtube who were like

three hundred k followers and i was like

subscribers and i was like damn that guy's famous

and now i'm like

yeah

you know

yeah

i don't know

i'm not that impressed

especially now it's gonna be hard to like top the bar like

we got that dead mouse guy

or you got that dead mouse guy on the fucking

go yeah it' s like

oh we just got i guess parent we just got famous people

watching us how the fuck is is this not an l s f

you know that's how you know that shit is rigg dude

anywhere else

it would be on funck and elis oh yeah dead mous stly fmly that royal is twitch culture right now people don't want to admit it

yeah saying a big but it is you know

ah there's a commute there's some streams where everyone meets up

right yeah mine is one of them and it's not af and if it's a part of to each color you culture and not and ili

and the got me partnered then then you know they just tate

that do yeah that this is it do you know posiy i alsoso think i also think

ah one of my best friends heal mike

he's never on alisa

one of the things that pisses me off

is how mauch streamers you find out watch

the royales

they know what it mean like

lokey yeah and they can't and they cant you know who tells me is the girls tell me

yeah

the girls tell me and i'm like wow what a snake streamer you better get on you little bitch

and you know it's funny when they watch it they pretend to be you they're like oh

oh when i when i i

they replicate you a bit they're like all hases ian so they go on their stream and they're like i'm going to have haz energy today

f bring your house energy to fucking royal you and i don't get paid or compensated or nothing man with the fuc

but why don't they come on and i've seen our takes from the royal the funny takes

all over twitch i'm like wow this just a copy pasta

they'reh like youll hausan circ test the waters to see if it's safe and then im want to take their take

yeah

so s

so here's the thing is uh why don't they come on the royal

issrere cowards

that's why i love deadms i'm like you know why is he not afraid of this shit

yea you are coward

room

that's you oarcount

workman

this is memle fog

how i can't do the your royal is the only way i'll ever be able to network on which

straight up

yeah be caause then you it's not soft these right

i can't be around them i can't be on a panel with them and be normal i'll get f'll sleep dude

i go off off fuk and fall asleep

i get so bored

what then

ship b is me off actually it's like

good i't be real i don't want to be mean i'm not going to mention nobody

but i met streamers in real life at a party or whatever

and right

i don't know i can't hold a conversation

with them

dud

i do

exact

it leak that twitch gone

at qt sindrolls party they're like yozurka has giant headphones on and is

high is folk listen to music ignoring every big

freamer

that's how w i w

i was fucking getting drunk

with random

just listen to music

and these streamers would pull me in trying like

ourka we should colab we should go

and i could not get the conversation going i'm like

i don't care about rust you fucking weird

mhmm

you know like what the're talking abouy ross at a party i'm like dude man i'm an adult

i'm i'm

i'm always chilling with the buckan outcasts and weird people

shit like

yeah know

i was chilling with one view andies literally

yeah but i would say i would spend some time with the bigger guys

but i found myself laughing a lot harder with normy

yeah

yeah some hundred percent

there's something about twitch that when people talk to each other they're thinking of hirt

ther folk i don't care if you have a million followers to me you're a cop

yeah hundred thousand percent

hundred thousand percent

i did not i didn't really know there was really big streamers at that party like when i say a party it sounds like there's like a ton of people it really isn't that many people right

and it's one house and there's a ton of big streamers and shit and

honest see i wasn't impressed i was like is are they celebrities or m i supposed to feel like

i can't you their celebrity power because in person they're so ugly

i'm not s i'm not saying i'm good looking no no no no no no i'm saying i'm ugly too in person

what

i don't know i'm so used to meeting someone in person like when i was at the club i'd get a d m from a girl inscram she's like hey i'm going to come visit you

and i'd see her in person i be only fuk she's stunning

you to be honest i kind of get upset i feel like i got scammed

feel you're not a celebrity you're just some guy

yeah like well why you have a beer belly

the fouck

know you're my favorite stdreamer i've never seen your stomach before

you've been filming your head the whole time

ya

bro but yeah i mean m

i don't know

yeah i i didn't even i didn't notice a lot of people but i i

like i would see people and i was like oh that's

that's that one person and then i'd be like

and it's like okay so what

i was so embarrassed every big streamer met me when i was high

and they all did that you don't know my name do you

and i'm like yeah i know you every time i would meet someone at that party i'd like he do you know who i am

what sa

some of them would be like no

and some of them are lying and some would be like yeah you're on zirco's royal

but i think i think

everyone who watches you knows

i think i think a lot of it will get first time streamer you know everyone period

i don't lie toce i do think people people may not be that familiar with me but i think you've seen me before

he had to have see me one time

especially yeah therere i don't think there was any political people at the party l

there is no political oh you'll never see the

why

because there they actually think their politics is like

endangering their lives and shit like nobody gives a fuck in the real world

the think they're like heroes like i got to stayy don't they really don't go out and anything like that

political people

bo if you do i met one and he would literally look at me and he'd be like

you know they're good

you really tolerant actly

and i'm like what did you think i'm going to start fucking goose stepping you get weirdo like why do you make up this like demon

the zirka is some fuckin authoritarian and

you know like they make this demon in their head and i'm like broau just have a beer with me okay

right

but it's because they don't believe in god that's why they don't trust mankind at all

yeah

facts

that

when you believe in god you see brothers and sisters you don't really see humans

you know mean

ya i mean

bra listen one of the most unforgivable things to me is boring

if you're boring

it's very hard for me to forgive you

know it's your cringe boat that's when i i can't do it but i have to leave and get fresh air

cringe i in real life

with

streamers

is

too much to handle bro

it's just

a joke will fall flat

everyone will go quiet everyone will ple

fuck in flex their bodies waiting for the moment to pass everyone's too afraid to fill in the dead air

zirk of the social guy that always saves awkward moments

dead silence

i let that i milt that shit i'm like know if you guys are having an awkward moment

i'll unless you guys drown in that silence

no

but in podcast i save a lot of people right

foc

but i never knew p i never knew so many people watch the podcast

was like what the fung

yeah yeah that surprised me too

thousand people is a twenty minutes and leave you

the

thousand poucles a lot

two thousand

yeah too th nows two thousand used to be

fifteen

yeah that's it that is a lot

you know why it's a lot is no big name

right

yeah

yeah

so that's a lot

and it's a very engaged chat like i have to slow it down on purpose

the thing you know it which is gone this is the sad

thing don't you ever notice this

which got to a point

were the biggest streamers a the biggest views

are coming from people

then they're only getting views because they're already famous

the only place where you see

people getting famous i feel like is uh

thk

i don't know do you know an any like your royality and what else

yeah you're right yeah i can't think of

honestly once i do it for long enough

people will just be like ok there's no other pace like this you know we run a real pace on that fuck

sll right

so what's more entertaining i don't get why i don't get why it's not ten k views you ever th feel like that it's like

because that's not how business works on whitch you have to cross pollinate viewership with bigger streamers or else it doesn't work

right

so that we if we do it the long way

be like three thousand three thousand five hundred you ever hit up like rice gumer thought about

you like that

no no isn't he too big i only think of people like

at one k two k and you in austin your rice go

but austin's huge isn't he

not in the beginning when he wasn't that big you got a

yeah but rice is huge now right

he's the same

i think youll probably getr right from honestly

you know a worst case scenario if i fail miserably which won't happen

i'll make seven hundred fifty thousand dollars in the next two and a half years

and best case scenario that shit blows the fuck up so it's a win win in my in my half i just got to do put in the hours right

a also

that networking shit

is

change

it's shit that i never used to do

that's the key to everything u

yeah

is that

in life you leovel up through favors

believe or not

through nepotism and

friends that's everything

do you know what gets you really a long wait

and it works on everyone w we right now we sound like both of our dads

good if you know someone that's everything

no you want to know what actually works on everyone doesn't matter what youir ideology political views

doesn't whether they like you h you

the biggest thing that wins people

lattery

even if it we arts nemiss

flattery

can let you if you flatter people you can manipulate them to do anything

i feel like you're calling me out ra

can we change topics

m

you know you know you're you know whatk you did well

yeah 'cause i saw you doing it on your show today and i'm like i'm glad you took a page out of that

wait where di that when di i do it on my show

o

a like on the show you were a

more on

the

lubricated not as rigid

you were like i have to be a host

you know oh yeah i wasn't biased but

y know when you sometimes it's contested mot when you like gra

one

yeah it

if you praise someone

they will just be positively disposed to even if you have negative intentions toward them

sometimes i even lie go man that is so cool what you're doing a stream to do you normally do that

and then they go actually no john i don't

i never even watched the focus dream i don't know i'm worried they're going to say i it's dream thatday brok but have you have you been going into people's shouts with your check mark now

yes yes especially off line

and do

o brol i've wish i could show you some clips man

there's those there's some egos that

for week

out

whaty good i know who you are

oh my god i know who you are and then her mods are like dude it's circa he's huge

and i'm like bro we're literally the smallest chap out of all the popular names were the smallest like these guys are fucking

the check mark changed the game ro

the check mark makes me my channel look bigger than it is

yeah

but i'm glad i'm not known for ar game

you know what i mean that's what i'm happy for because then people look at me and they go oh this is guys here to stay

he's not

play he's not playing you're not knownor what

i'm not known for a game

that's what i love oh a game

yeah so then more people want to collap because they're like zerkas here to stay and the other guys playing poke mong until the game dies

i never play that

uc pokermon

when i saw fucking people in public

chasing pokemon

i i would scream out my window as i'm driving right

in

i would scream out my window

i

there are no poke one it's all in your head

right you don't catch a pokemon you're freezing your ass off for a fucking video game

we

i tried you i've been s i've been trying to get into video games a little bit offline i tried the halo

the new one

it's free but i tried it

i can't i really can't

i don't know because you're looking for something visceral that's why you enjoy the royality

yes absolutely

honestly

i swear to god you know that you just said that

what a fck

that's so true

i go on the royale for the same reason that i would play a video game

i actually just have fun

yeah

i love that viscerality i love that actually you're so right

and it

so

it's also

problems

problem solving under pressure

and you do it better than the cast

so obviously you're going to want to play the

like you you have still haven't met your match on that

right that's i'm waiting for the day

when destin ed to come around on the royals he wouldn't debate you you just refused

and i was very puzzive remember those days

yeah dude i that was very weird to me i'm like what the foxborough

that those are weird days yeah you're right

well when a relevant try to debate you and then you ask them you're like

brok

how do you not know hong kong is a colony of

yeah you can

' like's like he's like what do you talk about what do the british have to do with this

and h you were just like i give up this is the first time you gave up a debate for whenn you

it was focking hilarious

dude

but now dude you know what's the funniest thing you do on roy osbroog

you be like oh oh so you don't like much araditional takes meaning you're a racist

conservative muslims and i'm like ro

when you do that shit i realize how stupid i sound when i do it but it still works on them it's like a low level spell card that works on everyone they're like no i'm not the racist

how ont you

it was so weird because once when i was on a debate panel with destiny and them someone's like zerko you're a racist i'm like yup

and then all the liberals froze

they din't we've never had that trap card before

like dude these people are so stupid

yeah i forget

that role the royal looks like child's play to you and you know i know sometimes you lean back

and you start playing with your hand near the camera and pulling sit out of your at and they fd think

it's like some esoteric knowledge right

i'm

youling like m is

i swear when you start pulling shot out your ass and they think it's serious

i'm like wow

well why give it away you com

re still going to fall

i've even seen you do on roy house

anything they say right

go i've heard a girl say an opinion you completely agree with right

it's like and that's what i believe

and then howes like

yeah you're wrong

i disagree

and i'm like you know this guy's a snake wre he'll do anything you fking get these girls pissed at him right i'm like i know he agrees with that take wre i talk to him about that

right and he'd like yeah i disagree i' like you know you're not even listening roight

i used to do that too but i realize that's just me

right

that dude i feel like i've you know you've told girls

no you're wrong and then you said there take

in again you just repeated their take

and then you say and then the chat would be like true she's wrong and then repeat you repeated what she said and chat would be like base base bace

and i'm like no way she must be so angry at this

yeah

or you'd take a fine too word and just take what she said it was foging

but i feel like a lot of the girls on the royal just

i have really just

angered them

so much

but it's weird they feel more safe when they when i talk to them privately

they feel really safe around you

if you don't show up they feel really like

can we trust the

the lib guy

really

yes they feel safe with you you're like their crazy uncle

that

of what

you're a queen's uncle bro

oh two

you know fuck in um

ya do the

it's crazy

he there's always new people every week as the notice to

it's a good thing

always new longs ran lying freezer is banned from my chat of course

see that

why did you then

int remember it wasd something to do with

very beit of milta

oh

but i know it's something beta

that's when i have a

but h

dodu there's always going to be new

that's the best part

and the more i do it the more people contact

that's so sick

i thought a lot of i thought people would be lining up for the showdown

after i was getting one kvws last week

but nobody no it's like

even less people were able to show up today

that sucks

say come ons one give ewe wo doesn't want to do that

no

yeah but i ditch my sleep

i'm like i owha

i'm going to host them and go to m

and i'm like oh boy i haven't fatin like

two days three days b foggy

you know i've been working

so hard i deserve a fup

go for up quick

and then go to haz

and then i hear your voice your

not even hot

you i'm fuky n and i start looking at the ticket i'm like i'm not even into this one i need another video i'm going to be late and i'm so late to your fucking shit

it took thirty videos thirty videos no way

dude just using my imagination

i always know exactly what i want

always

like i always know exactly what i'm looking

now that takes too much

it doesn't

using my imagination i slowly

sowly a picture fades in of mr potato heead and i'm like why are you why is mr potato head here

and it just like ruins the whole virce

if it was mrs potato then you know i'd knock off a piece

y

i don't know where i look

i feel like i've speed run the source of attraction i think you haven't done that yet like when you start to realize

that

big asses everything

and it really just starts to click

and you's just not very fast

ao a lot of men are confused they're in there

they're in a state of mental fog

where they think there's other things that matters besides like

wide hips and thick ass whatever and big legs or whatever

and they think there's like there's there's more to it so they

that's why they're always in this ambiguous when you actually like

know what you want and

know what actually is know i love kimber i love i love kimcrda

robert

b just go on instagram

i don't know i'm ben

i don't have

make a new one

no no

d

being banned off instagram makes you a lot of money like you never waste your life

i used to scroll you aspen

like a lose

well but when you realize that's the one thing that just

yeah

simple variable

you save a lot of time trust me you save a lot of time

like a lot of dudes will be like yeah i was with this one girl but it didn't really work out it wasn a nice

i was like ok bro what did she have going on behind

and he was like oh yes she didn't have nothing i ok well there you go

you know i mean like it's always a consistent

reason for everything

but i'm saying

so interesting that

the last

baby

thirty three zero

girls i was with

were all known by their best friends and people in town

further as

as being big or just

yeah yeah because

and

i'm

but i don't like saying it ontream because it makes a lot of people

youre

not everyone's fit

no i know but girls like tall guys and shit too so

only actually yeah you're right yeah

everyone's got preferences you know and there are a lot of girls who you i ask i don't even want to fok and have a conversation

that's that's all i'm trying to say you know what i mean like

and it's and it's really i don't really mean to hurt anyone

but everyone' is entitled to their own preference

waning someing crazy i've never in my life

i've never in my life

talk to a girl

h just to be friends

in my life

i' have never ever ever had a friend as a girl

in my life ever

me too

no no you don't understand like

never

yeah i agree

especially no no it especially wt iy had i let them go no know what i mean is especially and actually mainly if

you would pight them i would never be friends with a girl i would that i'm saying yeah i don't yeah yeah if they're attractive right

if they're attractive we're either going to like flurt

or i'm never talking to you that's that's exactly what how i was do that's exactly how i fuk and was

dud that's not a

can you believe that's what i that's what i fuck and told ink she got mad at me it's like what do you what did you want me to say

oh really yeah

like what did you want me to say you know like

and not friend material

sorry

what i mean

yeah yeah

i feel is you don't flirt with me

i know in my heart

you you flirted with guys way lower than me i know just that yeah i readden

i don't know that

so statistically because i know that

and i know my worth i go woa if you don't flirt with me

you're literally wasting my life

time like never you have have have girls ever told you

do you want to be friends or can we be friends

no actually have barely heard the my life

bright

i've heard of them like play games

you know i mean

like oh well you gott to take me here you got to do this you got to do that you' got to jump through hoops

that i've heard a lot

and to me that's like hell

absolutely fucking not

that's an absolutely fucking not for and you know what i always tell them i go if i

was a chick

and zerka walked in i'll just kiss

yeah yeah i what iant

yeah

it's just i'm too old

and

life's too short and i'm too busy and i don't got time

to play games with anyone

you know what i'm going to say something

i'm going to just say something

right

no

but he is worth all that

it ain't not no one is worth all that

to nobody's word all there's no lower class male than someone who secretly likes his friend

that's the lowest level of mas

ho ear

i'm dead serious yeah

if you secretly like your friend you are that the highest level of pathetic and at the

bottom layer

that's how i was in high school

what y i know

lucoking weird time

if i'll go walks in a party let's say there's six people at this party it's very quiet nobody's talking

hawker walks in right she brought like alcoo or whatever

she walks in

this is my reaction

then what the folk

oh she haardes fock

and then her friends would be like that's felicia

right and felicia will hear it all

she laugh

beause i don't waste one second

if i like someone i don't go

i'm going to hide in the shadows and tell them on new year's eve

they need to know i within that the need we need to know within this second yeah and you know why you know how i'm like that su i'm the same reason because

i almost feel like this is going to sound a little fucked up' is going to sound bad going to sound

taken out of context whatever

but i feel like

if they have entered my eyesight

and there's that fucking hot like

feel like

i owe it to them

to make a move

you know what i'm saying like

or i owe it to myself like

they have just

created a debt

yeah

we say that again

again like if the're

if they're that hot they entered my eyesight

i feel like i have to

express that

i can't just let that happen

you know what i mean

and if they reject me whatever right i'm whatever that's fine but

i'm not goninga wait next

week

or play the long game or whatever it's like not this is an immediate issue

yeah i'll always do an honesty test it's an issue honest it's a problem it's like they created a problem you know that he has to solve immediately always test if they value honest

like

anywhere i'm at

if i look make eye contact i'll be like oh you're actually pretty

and if they

they value that honesty

then

then i go all this

good one

but if they're likel

what are you up to

then i go oh you're fucking retarded

wait you repat that what did you say

like if i immediately tell someone they're attractive and they fuck it up they respond bad

right that's the

difference of pursuing and

leaving her

not

if she responds with some

well i don't know what you mean by that and stuff i go ah you like games watch the game where i walk away you yeah that's bra that's my favorite line in the whole world watch the game where i watch

watch the game where i remove you block you and never speak to you again

that's my favorite game to play

that immediately tells me she lives a dishonest life

yh we can tell if a guy's being honest with you

so you're in bed with snakes

yeah

it's

discussed

and do you ever open with that shit though like complimenting their looks

i've never done yeah all the all the time because they can sense i don't mean

you know they can sense i feel like i'm more attractive than them

and they call me off for

especially at a bar you're going to see this in person

right

about while you're actually really pretty

it was it sounds really sarcastic

and she'd be like i know who you are john

you're so into yourself and blah blah blah blah

and in her head she knows

that she's leagues under me

right and i always go no no you're pretty

she knows that i'm s what about someone who doesn't know you you have no reputation with them

i'll always do something weird

very weird

for

w like what

ok and

you want to pretend

he my

n know i'm dead serious pro right i listen and you know you you know i'll extend my hand like this

never like this that's scary i feel like i feel like and then and then they put their hand here right

and then they giggle and pull it away

and then i look away and go ha

and then i go talk to the others and i go back

but but what i go back there eventually right and i go wow

that stupid shit work

r i feel like look my experience is that at five nine that would not work

is it

i cannot do that ship i can't go up someone like hey

want to play ok watch this w it's watched

i have i have a completely different m arter this is the timate starter

hey

my name is john

right let's say we're introducing right and she goes hey heyy this is my friend blah blah

and i go i i am a millionire

right this is the best one right

and then she goes what the fuck i don't care that you're a millionaire and you go no no i'm just

you know i'm just

throwing it out there right

and then

throughout the whole night

she's like was he joking about that

right

she'll never find out if i'm not a millionaire

but

o'dter everyone in the bar

that buzzword is around my head it glows like i'm an admun

well with with me we see me and you have completely different

of forms of game that i have to do because

so for me it's like meteorp it's got to be now

no yeah but

see with me it's more like a

usually

they they have to show interest first

which does ha imt show you at a bar in ala

where i go to girls

this is a great

want to smoke

that

and then she goes what the fox

right

and then i doubled down

you

buck and do some grab

and then she'll laugh

she'll laugh the second time

for us

it's always got to be something high risk

just don't say it to an undercover cop because that shite gets aw

fd

yeah roughsk in

uh what the fuck am i you know if you ever want if you get a playful bridy girl right you go hey you want to smoke some crack and she goes what the fuck are you crazy

and you go yeah you look like a crack

honestly the thing that works for me the most is the mysterious thing

and it's not intentional to either like that thing worse that's a loading one myster mystery is a loading it takes time right

what do you mean like

like there it's not immediate it takes it takes like ten minutes

oh ten minutes of

yeah like

not not ten minutes to hook up with them but ten minutes to like

uh start the i don't know

but the the

so like the mysterious shit is like a

i just i go up the chicks and i'm going to start doing this

hey do you want to bang me before my hairline

really bad

you can

dud have you ever actually open with the fuck and pick up line because i've never done that no never i go instinct

always

yet i never opened with a pickup line in my whole fucking life

i've i used to even get lazy at the club when i was a k hey it's you know you know when i get tired

and i just want to leave

is when i have to start asking them question hey what's your name i don't go a fuck what' your name is

yeah

i hate that shit so much do youve you even ever asked their name

as i'm banging it

okay good yeah at that point yeah but i hate i hate asking them questions oh what do you what's your name i i hate asking questions the worst thing

if someone makes me ask questions

i used to give games on the street beo

and i said when you meet a girl you are statements and she's question

have you ever find yourself being questioned

the questionnaire that no you're losing her

if she's questioning you

like the male is statements and the female is questioned

if the male ever turns into question mode he's losing or if he asked her questions

yes yeah on hundred percent hundred thousand percent

that's so after you do it on my royals to

where youre statements and they look to you as an authority

yeah

that's so fuckin true

only fo

yeah because the most cok girl girls

ah

for symbolism girls are question marks and males are exclamation yeah yeah

the worst thing a dude can do

males are period

that's way better

the worst thing a dude can do is fuking ask questions the most cock like behavior ever it makes me feel like a fuking cock i hated so f i've never done that so where did you go to school i o that shit man man

i'm never doing that ever

in my life

ever again and you know what's funny is i talk about little things people talk about big things like what are you dreams

and i always go like look at your fucking nails with the fuck you look of that's the smartest shit you can do dude it's so it's immediate it's funny why yeah because details are for the husband

whole yeah

yeah oh fuck dud that's actually so

now that you mention that that's so fuckin smart

lived in a club for funcking five years b

yeah no stdude

the more superficial you are the more they like

they don't want to talk about their life goals be cause they don't know what yeah that's so dude the details thing is so fucking true though

because you know why it's like

it's so immediate

and it immediately creates proximity between you

it creates a closeness between you it just right off the bat

most guys shouldn't even compliment her

they should compliment an acsssoria bartter

yeah yeah

talking nice eld

and then that creates shit you can joke about and you can bring up later and it's just a fucking

that's exactly what stimulate should do that's so true

dod you ever feel like

your feel like spitting do don't you feel like spitting game in real life is way better than ever doing anything online just more fun

oh yeah

because real life there's a

but that body language that does eighty percent

yeah yeah

n know it's just like uh fun it's just fun in real life

it is

yeah especially when you see them trip over their words

they suck

it's also funny too like if you genuinely want to laugh it's actually a source of comedy

all do

when i found out a youth

get laid faster laughing your way in there i'm like whoa

yeah

honored but you sa fny

girl's only like a funny guy if his bills are paid

or else she thinks you're a cli

yeah you

you're yeah if you yout proc you ain't that funny to her if she thinks you're a bum dude you ever buy drinks then because that's why you have to buy drinks you all let me get you a

whatever because that shows you got

you know what i mean

you don't do that shit

no no i always tell them to buy me

we ok f be can sense in their heart

butd

can

you really tell them to fuck and buy you drinks

you're going to see in l a

book

sad

mm

we look some dude'es gotta work you i'm a nice guy about it you know i go we we got the next round lady

brous some dos got to work within their dream means never buy drinks really i'm always buying dreinks

not really not like multiple drinks but i'm like yeah let me get you i th i knew one guy who bought drinks and was successful because he'd buy a bunch of shots

and then he turn his back to the girls and go talk to other girls

he just buy them drcks and ditch them noo i buy her i buy her won dering

this one

withon all

and then you chat

chapter

uh no i you know why i do it because it makes me feel like uh

like i'm her dad

like call what do you want pick what you want

i don't know i can't explain oll you oh i get that you get it yeah like that they

yeah it's like i'm taking i'm taking care of it you know what i'm saying

that's how you gotta be that's how it's like you're not a bumm

well that's how i do my proof that i'm not like a bum or whatever

it's not a daddy is

they all

that they're going to do

even if they're very normal stuff they're going to tell you the

mally

yeah they like no they di they just like the idea that somebody's got it under control

and youys sing ied by

y

so weird

do you know

god

they'll say like oh i'm independent stuff but they want to guide

yeah

um

yeah bll fulkin

no but in person sometimes i do have this thing where i

top

same saye have this thing whre i shut down completely and i go should i just get

i

this is getting weird

dude i how do you stop yourself from getting bored because that's my number one issue i'll just get bored with them i'll be like

i just run playfull tp

yeah

if i'm really bored on all that's so cool you got an airb and be there what do i do i do stop talking though that's something i do i just stop

and i just have long pause and it's actually awkward

well sometimes i get so bored i tell

look at our

i'm bored

they go what the folk wya

tho one

yeah

i always i always act

we

just feminine enough

for them to be familiar

with the signal

being

ah

what you mean active feminine

i will bring a dose of feminine

the way i talk

right

of flamboyantness

where it's so relatable that they'll take me home that night

because if i stay too masculine

then they think i'm a threat

u very true

you know if i want to get laid faster and they've already think they think i'm masculine and powerful and all that shit

i go fuck there this one's you know

she's now kind of thinking about it

and then i'll just turn turn about all my fucking god and she'll laugh

she go oh he's silly i can take him home

and then you know they take me home

yeah

one of my biggest issues usually is that i look too serious and i am too serious why especially look too serious you know if you couck you sometimes yeah it does cook you

sometimes it's good

but a lot of times it's just i am a very you know by nature i'm a serious person and i also look very serious

so it's like

it it almost kind of cringe when i loosen up

drant to strangers not to people i know to people i know it's like whatever

but to strangers when i loosen up it's like

it's almost like i'm a used car salesman trying to scam them

role at scelubs i was with

this girl named elena

i talked to he for hours and everything's going perfect and sh like john is so funny he's just so silly he's so

and then this

dude that i knew

picked a fight with me

and i' have

violently woped is ass in the v i p section in front of everyone

so violently

that she blocked me for life

and i don't even remember

i didn't even remember talking to her

because after it i was just with the boys talking about the fight

and the guy kind of like

tax

but no way you got block

by elena

there's elena

i never

who's the lame

dude she wasn't mad about the fight just alsolo wt the vampire diars girl

who's that

anyways you're youre you know it's crazy though

that girl didn't block me for the fight

she belongs

because i spent time with the boys after

because i was hype i want to talk to the boys i was like you know i dusted ok right

yeah so she's like it looked like a sport

and she's like that's not normal

and i'm like you know what the folk that's called self defense

the fox

but it was the most one sided beating i've ever done on camera

inside the club dude

and

you know i have so much trouble loosening up

that's my number one issues

broth the du you know it's crazy as i get

as a bouncer i would

i would have days off and i'd just get nervous in the first hour of the club

just nervous for no reason

and i'm like dude i live in the club what the fuck of i do it's not it's not that i'm nervous it's that like my mind is on

thinking about serious things

what i mean

i

i know guys who can go

from stream

right in the club

me

i go from stream

to thinking about the club and playing music and building it in my head

and then going to the club it has to be like some transition

right

by the way

ink

mean

and i were doing the show on your channels

the reverse

on my channel

yeah

why

it'll be fun

doot on yours

not no

are you sure come on road yeah no no it's dude it's good we've got

samy girl

good show

we're going on mine

yeah

don't delete

nh come on you're gonna do me that

you do i don't want to i don't want to go like

why not

then i then i commit

is betd

o

ah okay but i don't i don't know if

my viewers will be into it you know what i mean

too much like it might couk the views

i have an idea

yeammy do lemm me crank

intro on my stream and i'll hold

must do like

forty five minutes on line and right into a host before the girls show u

m

let's cook my o

i i don't know

it's up to you man i mean if you want to do it on mine for your own reasons then yeah i wasus you know are they going to gift or are they just going to keep laughing well where the

what kind of fucking disgusting right you already you already did me a big solid being on

for like three hours you know

go

wh do you talk about i diitch you i never i wasn't even on for a minute

no you've been on for three hours this whole time

tass ust someone give me thank you so much jll appreciate you appreciate you

yah grow forkin

no what i'm saying with the seriousness shit though is or when is that shit starting

what' your tongue want

what

reverse

when are you ready

ok i was just saying about the seriousness thing i was just saying like

i don't i'm always thinking about like politics and fucking serious shit i don't know

are to loose up

but ya when um so

it's honestly one hundred percent up to you you know

but i just don't want the views to be cuked for

no let's do it and they better keep give

thank you to no takular things on to the five the cant even pak over seveenteen hundred b these guys are fucking low li

but they brought me to over eighteen hundred a week ago

dude you such a serious dude but you have a gift of you dan

i don't even

the f brown needs feeds makes all of them

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i love

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or i'm super silly

right and and i really sit when i'm being goofy it's like

onm extreme and actually get scared

but i you enough

fin you're going to see how much i actually laugh

b if you see well i look at people in public and i i can't breathe laughing at how ugly if you

if you see me high

you w'll actually become terrified

like i'm goofy buts been you edible

no that's nothing do when i'm goofy and i'm high

it becomes like a

it becomes like

the seventeen dimension actually becomes scary

like i've actually lost friends because of this

i've lost friends because they're like

you know what i used to do to one of my friends when i was high i would just be like

we'd be all high a shit like sitting on a couch watching a movie and shit

and i was just randomly whispering his youd be like you're kind of te

days

and no'd go back to home

that's what i do

b what one to the first time we were getting gh in high school i turned around to everyone whose eyes fuk right

at the party was like four of

the isn't even a party

and i'll do this

neemeke y neemke yh neemeke yw

and everyone start freaking ocsinlien and everyone started having anxiety attacks and i thought it was so funny

and when we got over they were like why were you doing that

i might go to fuck with you guys we were so high right

and then they start fugking me and i had anxiety that's that's nothing that i take it next level and it's not i'm not even in control anymore like

i'll pretend to be like a wizard like sharing the secrets of the universe

i would be looking at them eyes wide open super looking like i'm serious and then i'd start laughing like hi it's just a joke right and then i would just stare at them seriously

and laughen it actually is a joke

you know you're going to see buz sometimes i do

fat line of coke right and a dude looks at me in a bar

and i go yo

you know

you

come here

and you'll you're going to get so nervous

youo i do that's not me that's right and i'm going to look right in his bucking eyes a ot right n'm like you thank you di j appreciate

we don't do drugs we're jokes

say we're joking roth that's not right i don't know why you think i'm like a nervous guy in real life i'm not do n bro i'm telling you i do it the strangers that i do it i would i do it i go i'd say dumb shit to strg i randomly talk to strangers brom

i can make things very y in your irel you actually do

yeah i could if anything i think i would make it nervous for you because

i actually have no limits like

bro i've done

strangers

drug

from their bank

you want to dous something crazybro

thes one time a dude came up to me is like you are you an ark

i'm like not and i took the headpiece off

right that your piece

and he's like oh security

i like yeah

right and i was done work

is a yeah

and it was all dead everyone's going home three am

he's all drugged up

and he's like this

you want to do a line

and i looked at the stranger and he's getting in his car

like yeah

and i walk in

and he's like you're not a cop right i'm like no no no

so

and then i looked at him i like are you a cop

he s like no no no i'm from toronto

and then this does right before he went to prison right

and we just

we never even knew each other's names so we just did drugs so much funcking drugs in the backround

uh the car seat

and then we just likele it

and i

in a video

i used to be veryware

yeah but i don't do that shit because i just don't do that shit

do not

' i't i'm the hes'm i was at a party and there was like a random bag and no one knew what it was

and the your good czirco to do it right

and i fucking did the bag and i'm like wll

right

this ain't bad

and they're like what is it i'm like i don't know

and then the others did it

is all fucked up it was

and everyone's sweating and panicking thezuka

that's

thatlet's kellhm me

and i'm like whoa i've never had kidamine

right

and then

and then i woke up and it was just a

dude my my issue is that i don't i have no nervousness or social anxiety at all

to the point where it's almost like csychlepathic and

i feel like i can make a lot of people nervous and uncomfortable

just because i likeh

i don't know

were

bro bro you're going to see

i'm either talkative like this or i'm dead silent

in the room next

yeah the same same same ad

silent for hours

oh on my phone and just

spending hours on bitch

the fog is bdshoe

never

it's the is it a streaming

no

deporn

never

i can't believe you

ok it's you tube

it's the band youtube

it's shadow you

yeah yeah

you have an aff for that

thousand nine chris

you are you got to make me look crazy

yeah being just the craziest web

the have

crazy

do dii listen dissolutionsy theory that made me believe all mountains are actually giant cut

freezed

it's fucking stuwd

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you hate them much that you didn't join the chill alone at the

roll there's a channel filled with twenty people as goes to the loner channel that much this

thank

no it's not i just

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exactly what i'll do

you

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oh

there you go

a maen

i feels like i haven't streamed in so long but it's only been two days

yesterday and the day before

guys we got to watch tomorrow we're going to watch it tomorrow we're going to watch the lukashenko interview

i smoke two cubans yesterday

in eview again

two ah

thanksgiving

hello what's happening

hello

o

oh sorry do i me am you i know we're not on speaking terms

no we're we're on speaking terms

can we be on speaking terms like creatively speaking

i don't know it i don't know

can we be pre

creatively

production

content

in speaking terms that seems like a good idea right

uh i feel like at this point i'm the one who has an issue so

i know you always have an issue

but like what's new i because i i forgave you and i opened up to you and everything and then

you violently rejected my friend request viol

was it very violent did it hurt you

why didn't even know you rejected it until you told me you rejected it

allright

yeah

and and you were very physically hurt by that right

no i wasn't physically hurt but i just feel like now i'm old something

you're oh wow that's an interesting

yeah in in thing yeah that would be right you are a communist so you always feel like you're owed something i feel like i put you in debt

by doing that

alright well we're speaking right now that's interesting right

that's good yeah well here's the thing invoices is that

you know

it's just a friend request on discord and honestly since i'm the one who removed you first shouldn't you be glad that i sent you one

mm

sure

yeah sure

what do you mean sirre

sure sre sure sure

okay so you have no argument so you're just uh accepting

wow

plague

i i've said my piece on this

but we can

in be content creation friends

how about that

and n know we're not going to be content creation friends the fuck does that even mean

that means that we create content together because we are both friends with sarka so by proxy we're friends with each other right

but aren't you always going to feel like in your head if we do that you're going to be like damned

know not n know i've never ever ever ever ever ever have any interest

yeah but yea when you're telling the truth i mean

i'm telling

i tell the truth

i swear my life

o god

we good

on god

on god

y god

no but i'm just saying like want to feel bad when you're like i could have been his so tonight we're doing king of the hill right

which is really exciting and we're hosting it on your channel

apparently yeah or i don't know what's going on that's so exciting that's so exciting so you got partnered

i did i got partnered i got partnered yeah and uh

you got partnered after i did

and there's a reason for that

um

yeah there i'm sure there are reasons for it yes it'scause i'm the superior streamer and you know

definitively not

definitively not you'll come to learn that lesson don't you fret don't you worry you'll come to realize just how inferior to me you are

excuse me excuse me

i mean you cannot hide facts

truth will always be invoites why can't youm can you at least just admit

we're getting on a good term right now

we are in turning a new lead no i want to i want to continue leave

no don't be boring

listen okay

no listen

listen you don't be boring i have a whole show plan that's where the car w waiting are going to pece so while we're waiting

i just have to i have to say

don't you think

why don't you just be a little more honest andan just be like i have mary

to say have mixed me

just so you have mixed feelings i do not i do not i would not have given you this time of day if it wasn't for zerks gnjitsu wing manning like n

what do you mean in gin jitsu wing maanning

i mean i was right when i said the very first

my intuition is about you was right

from the get go

so

what was your intuition you didn't have any intuition

i did have intuitions about you

no i didn't

i'd let you know about those the first

like time you showed interest in me like this

this is old news

but part of you was still conflicted

really not a single smitche

really

really

but that doesn't matter because you are in a very happy successful wonderful amazing relationship with or potential flirtation

entanglement as you love to call it right

with latina

why do you have to be so boring

is my question like

don't you just want some fun in your life

and not from you a i can entertain myself plenty well

oh really you can entertain yourself

plenty well and not for me name one person more fun than me good

zerka

okay yeah name one other person more for

because you're listen

name one zerka you're the producer for zerka show name one person more fun than me

and literally all of them

the fuck is that it's the biggest bollshit i have ever heard

now you know she's lying and you know what

you swore on god that's how you know she's an atheist

well first of all iw you know she's an atheist you don't even believe in anything

w swore on god at least

no i stand by that

a god what are you saying are you saying conton funny yes you're very calt o like 'm

oka ingbtes ingbes in real life

i'm not going to give up

i caon tozk you have youo no no just stop stop listen in bites

in person in real life

name someone you would have more fun with than me

i certainly would not have

no you would not have fun with me in real life

know are you sure about that

yeah i'm pretty damn sure i do you know

yeah because i know because

we talked and i know

you're saying if we went out together

you would not have won

no i would not

f i do have a show plann where did zirca go

he went to pe or something i don't know

sou um how do you know

i know because we we

we we we talked and

i did not have fun

really

yeah really

we talked and all we talked about was

planding the fun

you remember correctly

the fuck do you mean you think i'm a guy who has time to sit in discord calls

for hours that's not fun

in but some of us have real lives

ok

well i have plenty of real life and that's not what i'm talking about and i i'm surprised you don't know what i'm talking about i'm really surprised by that

but

without a side

i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

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fair enough

okay the fe okay for

are you excited for the show tonight so what are you are you hosting it with

iszerka are you going to grill our boys tonight are you going to hop on as a contestant

i'm not hopping on as a contestant because we all know you're bias

so no you're one youre you're a fucking by is judge i'm not going to fuck and go on the show when you're being a judge

oh no

yeah

i would be kind i am when have i ever not been kind

you're kind

but you're going to vote me down because you don't want any other girls to have me so you just want to on i want yeah so you're going to you're going to vote me down

thell your bias all the girls i want you to have all the gir there's a clear bias ok

again this is not true this is not true

in bites sometimes some some people invites believe it or not

live in a world

of fact

and not fiction

yes

you know that i live in edward

ya

you liv in the world of what

fiction

i live in the world of fox

name one man more charming than me

at

the zirche there you go

and me and monkey and anybody who is not a brute and ok sold on in real life you would not be flustered around me

no i certainly would not

say you swear to god you wouldn't i swear to god

what the fog aighty is the texted

no i can't believe you would say that shit

hollly fox

i'm looking dead into my nw believe you we say i am literally like holy fog

it is weird if me i litened very clear to you that

i'm just saying i will never ever see you in person because i don't i don't want you to go to hell for lying to god

that

that's good i'm so i'm so grateful that you appreciate my faith

down

or your soul i'm just looking out for your soul

i'm sure you'll appreciate my soul

i don't appreciate it but i don't want to be responsible for its eternal donation

into hell for

i i wouldn't want you to be responsible for my eternal damnations that seems very heavy do you feel like people are responsible

for other peoples in damnation

yes because around me you would be flustered

hundred thousand percent really would not stop flattering yourself i really would not

mhmm

uh

like i said you swore to god so

i'm looking out for your soul now

because i'll never see you in person because

you're going to be telling god that you just swore on his name

lyine

no i'm very one hundred percent certain in my answer there

h like i re like i don't like are you delusional like are you actually delusional like you not fathom this

no

i

i told you i'm going to leave your soul

oh oay ya yeah

so i my soul needs to be pure ma listen you probably are going to face damnation i just don't want to be responsible for

yeah

so haws what are we doing here so if we're hosting it on your channel i don't know circus said is going to go pee and come back and we're waiting for

he's such a little sadistic fuck man you gota love him

but uh i was thinking if i pull the grolls in

can we get the hams up and everything

ah how do you set it up with four cams you just capture their cams

well you just pop out the h discord thing like we usually do and then full screen not right

is it is it is this going to be where he they wanted to be like on four corners or what

that could be useful yeah but like you don't it doesn't have to be perfect this is our first show

we're just going to

bring it in i am not i was thinking zorko was going to host it

but like you

we will just wing it

just fring out

ok

was his way for him to get back

yeah

let me see where the girls are are

okay paris is on her way in legit one minute

and we have got

handhuts in the waiting room as well

but empty

are you excited for a female judges tonight

adri's coming in hopefully

am i excited why shoull i be excited

just exciting we're doing a shoreight

how did your show go tonight

horribly

horribly howile

decide to delete the vote

oh no did it get to o s and a lot of people canceled

mm that's

i hate cancellations

i've been dealing with us has anyone ever told you that your conversation

like an n p c when you lie

am not lying to you haws n know i'm just saying well ok i then either way you just kind of sound like an n b c

where

oh thank you oliver thank you so much i

alibra what

that i enjoy that

boid we was not lost by transcendent so thank you

uh do i i talk like an m p c

has anybody ever told you to talk like a cave man

well a good onebo never told you you sound like you're carryinges and no one ever told you that you hide behind layers of protection

be an pc

what does that mean

me

it means you are a master of disguise

ah i'm a master of disguise i love that that's such a fun title

yes add more to it

master of disguise ink bluffs

and

capmaster three thousand robots

you know in danish they have an expression and it goes it goes

a cat nap

cat bar

hamanga noun which means what do your t does that mean

a dear child has many names so the more names you give somebody the more you care for them you know

that's not true

as very true we give nicknames to people we care about

inbtes i actually have issues with you you know that

how come you have issues with this

because the second i got back home and i added you was a friend

after i removed you for you being in the wrong ignored you for multiple days which is why no that's not why the actually

you didn't ignore me for multiple days you only ignored me for one

virtue

for one morning

zero

and ok we're not going to go over

but then

i removed you

and then i decided to forgive you

and you're acting like i'm in the wrong

but

i i feel the gas lighted i feel gaslighted i don't but i told you back then too i don't want anything to do

likek the on sol

no you didn't

is ya

you told me you don't want anything to do with me

i

i i feel like

i don't know how we miscommunicating

you didn't say that you never said that

the fuck are you talking about after i moved you you actually

said that it was all misunderstanding

ya so

oh my gosh i'm not getting into this again

so i very much did say that

i didn't want to

haven't any contact with you anymore

oh i d it i swear to god you never said that

i

okay well i make

you're making it up i know you are

no i'm not making it up i'm making

i cand show you the message like

oh my you the twitter one

i

im witter right

yeah on titter okay let me see

i'm not going to read it out but i'm just going to confirm

let me find it

okay

you did not know first you said

you that you were about to calle misunderstanding

then finally you said

a he said if that's how it's got to be it's how it's got to be paraphrasing

true or false

true

okay so you didn't say

no you saying this crazy shit that you were like i never want to talk to you a paraphrasing because what i did say that was that i would i did not want to talk to you anymore and then i can i can i actually can i read out the whole th can we just stop what i'm saying right now to you right here right now is

if you want to take whatever

timeline you want to make of it

you sent my friend

friend request i rejected it i don't want

that sort of thing we can be content creation friend no i lisen i just wanted to be friends

all i wanted was friends that's no you don't want to be friends yes that's one hundred percent i and you never you never said you never want to speak me again you said

if that's what you want then good buy has

that's exactly what you said

okay well ya goodboye holson

goodbye for now but then when i decided reight now in there i removed you off everything i'm not a child i removed you first i remove i removed you first haw

but hawes listened to me

yeah

prior to that i gave you respect because i thought that you were having an emotional moment when you did that whole thing prior and i had empathy for you and i thought of you as a real human being oh but you don't you don't have empathy

you don't have empathy when you're if you when you use your fingers to violently

hit the x button on discord after i decided to forgive you and friend you again you you might

and you may reject me and you you try to bait mean in debss well and you try to di thing with the fuck are you talking about and you like my stuff and whatnot yes

what do you mean i like your stuff

what are i like

you liked some of my treats

no i did not like some of your tweets you don't know what the fuck you're talking about

you' cretve it

well you did send me a message

but and a friend request

i sent you a friend request on discord and then i found out

you rejected the friend request

which is the most violent thing you can do to a person on the internet in twenty twenty one

okay well the reason i rejected your friend request is because you

okay so can i just explain this i'm not a child like you no

when you had your emotional moment i never removed you because i don't remove people like that

but

then

i removed you first what you never momve me from anything

yes i did after that im was from what

i removed you off of instagram and twitter and discord and oh hold on don't lie who removed who of discord

yes you removed me first as a yes exactly you met it desin to get no invites bt the second time who removed who first the second time

you did

yeah exactly

yes and you only did that because i had ignored your calls for two days and you were trying to get y ok was when you said you were just about so in btes when you said you were reaction out of it listen in btes when you said you were just about the call you were lying then right

no i wouldn't callht you back because i

i did ignore you and i decided to like meditate take a moment to myself

and then deal with the situation

and then i was about to go deal with the situation

when you removed me

so i went

if you want to win you can win so i want

y'll should fall

sure

no no

no its a doubt one but like you can win if you want to win i just don't want anything like that

ok but i just want to confirm that i won i removed you first that's all i want to say

and because i ignored your calls for two days and you were forcing my no because you were playing games be honest was not playing games were

made me feel extremely uncomfortable

oh my god it wow

wow

you were mad at me

o

i was not mad at you i ignored your calls for reasons to stop it

for one day don't act like i was calling you for two days with the fog just wh whos obsessed about it who' is obsessed about it if i cared why do i not bring it up why do i not bother you why do i not come to you sreet why do i not

bother you in any sort of way

i your name is not in my mouth

my name isrma

no i never talk about you

just take the al haz

just know i want in you're fucking everybody knows that you're obsessed with me

the should the shop fucking troue

okay w it

that's not true at all

ok whatever do

you win

you in

you told i wanted to year is that i want

that's it

okay yeah that's

at the sames you on the road

zarka

what is wrong with you

i just got here what i miss

i know like as as a human being

what i do in christ

what i miss

h you're a sadistic fa

what did i do with the far

what did you do why did you even doing the call right now he bites while he was gone i don't know why you were heres running the show bro

what's happening

i don't know were anning supposedly we're professional team grown up for what do i don't know she she came in here causing drama

and i just wanted to not have any drama i he wasn trying to s talk to you about came in because all this drama and i didn't want any on multiple different occasions i would just o to stars

as apparently ok this is all i gather right

yeah

you

oh

block people

in order to get one up

right that's not true i actually am mad when i when i remove people i'm actually mad at them not going to lie

ok well let's run the show

o so you guust and talk what

i don't know whatened we're we professional team is what happened and uh and hi hannah you look beautiful parentlyriges i'm so happy you guys came and joined us tonight

and we're about to have an incredible shore

is what's going to happen we have a lot of like on here we have so many fun contestants

uh booked for tonight

and they are going to come on and bring us fire and energy and it's going to be a lot of good

good

good times

nine

good chat i'm excited good chat

your house dem

yeah

you know read yours

yah

feel secret

it's very secretive

inky check the gms

oh well i'm still leuft out of this i know you too have you too okay

i'm going to be smoking

motor breth

oh my we go preyod

oh you but yes congratulations congratulation are you

you writ it

i see you pars

s a boy i said

oh she's a fatty look at her

oh my oh my we've got it oh baby

i'm not smoking all of this

i'm waiting on my lead right now

i smoked like ice

grant plut like an hour ago so like i find myselfngu just for me in the drawer

let's me little

so nice

have

i'm glad that like we're not actually like the contestants sos like yes

i like i'll judge i'll judge i'll say go

you' sating good bye

there is

y on

i'm not live so i can be my

okay

that'ssm

ho how how am i going to set this up like do you want it on the four corners or

how do i do this

uh make sure it's full screen so you get h d and h pop out the screen pop out

the discord

yeah your camera screen pop it out and then full screen it so you get full h d

and make sure you get ons big gas weight i

pop it out in the adorable

we'll screen it like goy yeah

probably g i this

make sure it's full screen and then you'll need

and

throw a chat there and're going to carry story i'm a cary you brok

ok

you know i know what i said i w we said i move the chater keep it there

um to minimize it tiny so if someone does get on a vaut they go oh fuck i can find this live

ca make it tiny it doesn't have to be no

doesn't have to be readable

just goyeh

oh someone's arery following me night

no that's great

yeah you just the type that like a falls in your room you just start

oh i knew i' have seen you

use the before

i've met you before

if you have it

we've never bet what do i title this

you've never met anyone like me i promise

whatill you title the show

yeah

i'm thing of the helll

yeah what the go

what the shows called

the there go what do i title this

i don't have to be responsible for ous

well what do i good dog should show a paris well you look so jealous i'm afraid what do i title the sh hop you i hope you cry

i hope you cry pars

i'm going to fly withan know right now

i w jealous of that when do i try to do this

what what

are we cheesing are we doing fogging cocaina

you know what do i do'm certainly go what do i what do i title this pitch so the folk up when i'm talking pitch

fuk were you fucking manic is we what do i title this b what do i title it

n road too sexy further stream

two sixy and w

a fuggt lid but we're getting druges bok today you know had i they had a wt look like alvin the fugget ipbun

that's i'm goinga call it burst

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and check it out

everyone i need more subscriptions in oza's chat he had a bad dgg oz push

i'm going to smoke so yeah get get a fokan energy drink use ca jon get ten percent off grilla my products

fuel

stupid fool

look at paris

oh look at me

my stop as parents are getting a mad at me if the house smells like weed

are you i gota go piss i'm a go pe

s ah i'm staying at my mom's but i'm staying with my god this isn'an aquaru laterly god that's my moon

let's let mom right now do

i think she's working out

but i might have her stop in when she's done

is sho the yellow

she's my mom of course

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no no smoking cu

not now

no nw

mmhmm

oh il

we my airpods are definitely going to disconnect so i'll be back in like

five minutes

ok baby

okay

and when i'm back i ma be highsi als so that'll be fun me mm

as long as you don't drop anymore i q

to sixty sixy siy

it's not like an

we

okay

are you guys not hired

i mean i'm just not on the same level as you are i need to i it just like this show is what happening what are we doing x yes

it's king of the hills so we have we have different contestants all the people in

who is comrade now

are different contestants

them just wile paris you look

press you look like like a human without clothes

the

no

i guess that's what i was was going for right

hey ja

day

oh i love the idea of be not doing it onmine there's no pressure i can just fuck up

i

right

yeah

yes

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high level content

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how does anyone have a chest

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see the other day bril

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literally i'm like you know my content is a thousand times better

this shit

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you have nothing to learn from him

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what about you john

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um

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zach elphint

like my good looks ruined my funny act

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you think so

give me any subject i'll make it funny

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wow why what's what's with you tonight

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i'm saying i'm the funniest guy on the website

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actually

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i got to pressure the

but i feel that i feel that it's been the same

let me go

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i'm very serious

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and did you say

congratulations are you lying

type and how n in my cha my cha

they partnered you right now

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in total like how long have i been on switch about a here

almost two years

so almost two years so i partnered you

john you definitely hep

thank

but

where's my congratulations

you know what

i don't want to give you congratulations because you're going to go so much further than a fuck

check i believe in you and your work ethic

and your professionalism

and you're going to conquer

di act

you know what

thank you

a cheqke is nothing

right

you deserve to

yeah definitely

yeah thank you

thank you

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you'll be in my gucci main mansion you'll be one of my honestly th you only wt to be called playboy bunnies you know

i'm the only people in this caller the only people in this call deserve a check mark is me and cercle you guys do'serve check marks

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about what

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i try

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stupid egypt

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you know i know he's a good guy

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when you're calm you're

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ask girl how you have dog she' gone to do

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i told her

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we're all supposed to have w glasks i don't know

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that thats that is a poverty tree

i'm just claess dud say something oh i'm done

i'm looking at something

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straight up

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that's exactly what's going on right now we can all see it

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that you're basically saying

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let me just quote her unconsciously

this is what our unconsciousn say

she's saying i'm better than all the women here

that might be true

that might be true just gona

i'm going to go and just take a moment

to let the girls know that i would like to start this show here in a couple minutes

so you guys look up amongst yourselves but if you need to use the bathroom or something go ahead and do that i'm going to go do that and uh give you guys a couple more minutes and then we're going to

start that show

and we're going to have a really good time we have contestants that are come

gonna come in and do our content for us so we don't

need

what is happening with all the logging and discord is anybody else noticing this

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hannah

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and i don't live in a fucking

bake christmas tree like you

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these glass if the behind you are very visible i lued

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program

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pilot needed

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talk about hannah's crystals broach

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you have them there in your childhood home

in my childhood n yeah i mean like i carry my furse

so

i have um i'm going to drafer

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are we ready to bring in our first contestants

ya o my god

yes

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you're you were calling me like what was it like some like

you were commenting on my looks and how i dressed something like some

anyways it doesn't matter i'm just trying to like make sure i'm just trying to bring it bring it to air air it out now while we could while we

speak

what's the deal that's honestly right now you look like you're at the beach

but you're sounded like another breechwoord

what tell me tell me i'm not the perfect man hana

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john don't worry about that

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share your daugarter with me

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you know like

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may why can't you take paris rain's name out of your mouth

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yeah i think i've mentioned it twice in my dream w i said in't think she's

okay a we talk about you all the time

i supre you watching all how many viewers does not hom as bdchs got some what about i followed her one time and i see what she's doing i want to see if she's sleeping or not but no she's not sleeping n which is good and her numbers are going up which is good

you're checking on her

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i have the go gorilla

i had to go take a shot before we started this 'cause i honestly this is too much

o lea wouldy although i have no problem with anybody on the cast it's just

sometimes viewers get jealous that

people like me or whatever

and they go halth of jealous and they started lying

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for x

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are we just next question i thought you were supposed toly like

and the girls are going to choose king that hill

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compatible ma

now are these women ever getting married

probably not

we're trying our best

let's get the show started

what up mother focus i ny dumby

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apparently you know me from your jads hating me

and saing that i talk she about you

whore the foocks are you guys

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i don't call myself like that the vod is always after me

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that's why i'm i'm an entertainer

what

why does your fire not go away who's often i'm not going to lie

it was not easy to pick up on

but do you ask more than many are you here for many are you here for us i'm kind of confused

he loves me way more than you

what can you guys bring me

exactly

wow

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mnye's mnnye's a great guy can you can you can you woman like be great woman to me

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ated mel go what's up

the girls are judges they have banning power

you supposed to win them over

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i just feels like every other man

i just wan say things that make us like like you and i just wanted to at the end i be like the goal

i mean well don't you like men that at least value themselves

you know

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talk words women from men i just feel like it's been

i don't think this my right now

what the

that

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what i want to do great you're letting the weed beat you you're doing great just keep sitting there all right contestan i don't know i this is

anything to be i'm sorry

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let she's trying to she's the producer let her let her handle it

you

you don't want to be on she doesn't want to be on

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sleting

that

how would you impress me

how do i impress you

yeah

the reverse

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i'm actually i'm actually really good

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and it thirteen inch you before and all and i smile

how long how many seconds

how many second this

well

the first time was

sta

oh my god

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and they call me david blaine

sensitive you know

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i like it when it's playful

you know

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boring

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that

good one

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ok so boys i want to know if you had to give us like your elevator pitch on why you are the superior choice would you would you say

ight well i'll goll just start off with this look at meminy

he's in a dark room

he's not really showing himself he probably has a lot of secrets he probably keeps from you guys

i don't get the feeling he has secrets i really you guys probably wouldn't like he probably wouldn't be open with you with a lot of things you know i feel like he doesn't have a welcoming energy so me i'm welcome like a mysterious man

you could be you could be mysteriously open i'm not going to lie

i open it away

like look a look even deeper

like's go to do them for a good now

deep in wood

because i can go deeper myy

you can try that you can try

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andk in your room not digging it

for that reason i'm going to pick mainny

look he'd run to the store and get milk and never come back though

bites what is your goal no i'd come ba

m ok going to make a joke with me

the mystery of him coming back or not is what keeps me in tub

i

thank

he you know

i think i'm going to

a tonight

you know i love minnie but i think tonight i'm going to go with mel

because ini just came in here

acting like he was better than all of us know kick that little pitch

kick that little bitch i don't like meny at all so far we have many to man we many you should shorten your name to mini

we have so so far we have

two

in favor of mellly

and one for many from mushi paris what's your fuccon voll

like

it's right has you have another boy vote after mey attention

ok i have a patient your i'm not actually you know what paris you're not even alle salty and leaves mad you know

i'm going to leave on a high note because i resuspect many

i respect chatoo

all right now let's chat

chatter a bunch of ugly salty losers

yes

i

mew you want to send anything o

oh yeah ya yea ya follow me uh i'm a streamer uh at twitch t v a twitch dot t v slash melonade with three d s be cause you know i bring that

oh maybe you can fill these three holes

go hey call me

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are you shooting tomorro mo

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ok ill later be can you so much you're coming on thanks for having me all i should give us a

our strog

ok inky

yeah

do you want to be wholesome

do you want to be like

no no no no no ok so this is backstage sh the show is rolling

you're making this look buck raks a f you're making this look fucking cheap

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the only thing that's cheap here

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no not it's ok you got some of to say sweetie

no

no

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big bad

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you some going locking up

i likelove you i'm bucking up

you fucking a bro like you know a right now to put his hand on your shoulder like bro listening

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what's not a good look mo it

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hip number one discriminate i love moll the fucking girlfriend steealer wife piper all that that's me big bat in the mother fucking build

was good everybody

i've been trying to talk to all of you for so fucking long i love you guy

all of you

all of you you especially you many many i love your takes man you're fucking hilarious

i salute you bro

a fucking salute you

and there's somebody i want to say fuck them but i can't say them because

i respect n inkee

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your fax is dropping tonight ma'm

wow all the bullshit

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zerka even though you look like fuck in narrudo tonight i don't know what the fuck is going on

but i respect the red flag

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all i respect res i respect this tiris howre you doing oh beautiful girl even though you look frightened

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she's high teer

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because he's smart he's a strategic man you think he's a supitrol

you'd think he's a stupid troll but he knows what the fuck he's doing

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maybe that's what i'm here for

you never know

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since i'm not i like it probably stronger

all right let me knoww now since i am notorious for and i'm not en cla has talk on legend i am notorious for

coming at each and every one of the guests here on the royales

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i know it's ok i wont take you personally

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you can't like i understand i understand bro inc

sometimes you won't respond to somebody for like days brow

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light

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she's got the perfect body let's not even play like we don't know

she's beautiful but like

yes she's business first i know her i can tell i read her i analyzed her

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im mus a ma mayann ok

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listen at the end of the at the end of the day i'm still smashing the hell out of some buns you feel me

is easy or easy and is not you camera is not to brag about it so much fussy

maybe i got seven warrants on me what you know

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ok you bust guns on valoran i bust guns in the s ok ok future ref before we go forward i got to say something i got to say something i got to say something

nobody wants on wanus i want i got to say something pas to anybody we don't and everyone shut the fuck off for two seconds

ok i'm hosting the show on my channel but i don't have the discord power so ingbites

if someone's making one comfortable

just disconnect them because you have the powers to do that i don't have the power to do that

you know i can use them on my owd so i would like that i would like tod so that

man does not represent

my lovely community

know i ill be clear on that because i don't want to be accountable for i don't have powers on this court so i can't jusc hear you i care you and you i feel you

was doingt the beginning i very much appreciate it

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ok he was so good at the beginning paris

let's switch up the vibe a little bit i'm thinking we need osha

ok parents why are you thinking about me

so i don't know why but sometimes like my fuck

oh sright

you know you guys really just expose me what the f i'm noting shathing i'm ready for this

i did you say though i didn't miss it that's a little that's off care i can't tell you what i was just about to say

you got my heart race and now you o know i thought i fucking got exposed for a second ohm he exposed is what

nothing if you have youl in the offline well too much of a big

we were talking starty you were talking about like porn stuff and like what we've watched before but i'm not going into detail no we want to hear the detail i you know listening it's all good and fun and content i'm not telling you i since since everyone knows that women don't know what they want i will ask

both of you questions for the first lightning a

minute or two yes and the women will take the floor and ask their own questions so

i'm actually going to go and leave this which one among you has a bigger dick go

mine six like it's average six point five

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what

that's ok

that's all i'm going to say that's ok dude

you're rasing meny i' ok i'm i'm going to give you a scenario boys i'm going to give you a scenario

so you are tailing out one of these fine young sens got the m you are taking out one of these fine women on a boardwalk

and is it you know what ground

he shut the fuck up

you're taking m out on a board walk and you're holding hands whatever and another man comes up to you and he goes a

that's my grol now

now me what we do this shit again starting with also fucking god

there's not artle prior

listen i already said fucking pror

i i don't like fighting but if i feel to i need i will

so i will be the one ok i don't like fighting but i'll start with words i'll be like listen

that's my fulking girl

chill the fuck out dog

and if it escalates to me having to fight the fucking dude on the boardwalk fucking ok simulate simulate some fighting moves so the ladies can see i'm not youing fucking fighting moves you're not smulating fighting mohen you say that so you are some any shut up so you are telling the ladies hear that you're a coward

i'm to

has you are a fucking midget some f and simulate the moves

you would do i'm not simulating fucking moods you weant to see my phone you know simulate off there you go there you go give us more that give us more that

i'm not coing bucket moore you saw the oh you you'll do it on v r chess so wan't do it on you camera trailer

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get back over here where the fok did you go

miny what would you do f's looking like and i can fuck and skywalker right now miny how would you respond

that the guy touch r

no he' just said that's my girl now and he making you look like a bitch what do you do

i what the pop do you mean that's your girl dude

what do you want about she's with me

and that's all you

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i move up but does he escalate

no

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she's saying all many are n bits or something

what's this dancing right there you know what i do you know what i do i give m a nopagot and then i give hm a right hand like this watch

i are you sy he's on the floor you put them right

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by the way chod by the way if somebody keeps foking following you don't give them a choic as you can this is go to fllowing you what in a way paris

the buck are you doing

by the way ladies i just want to say you guys look absolutely stunning tonight

oh okay

so last set of questions that i'm going to ask

and this is bet going to be the toughest one

of all of the ladies here which one would you prefer to be yours

goals are

oh

yeah mainte you go first let's see what you know i asked you to go first also you asked me to go fir listen i can't i don't you know

the height difference you know it's hard to hear yeahhed but ahead young boy

honesty ar boy ready know who you grandfound dude well but you know that's what you think that's you think it's moushy however i'm have to pick

honestly i feel like in btes would be very fun to take out on a day

ok minie you're next

uhhmm

i'm going with paris to i'm taking paris out on a date

i'm taking itr to the beach and then hew's simps and the cha are going to be so fuckin mad

oh that he was talking behind he was talking behind your back or whatever

and e how does it make you feel that that turny have to be a realway you you your load head right now you look like you don't even have a body like you're on load and w we're going to ask you that's what thinking literally i say i said it in chin he's a jedi he reminds me of a j absolute what he turn this laster also so you

don't maar this you like that listening don't know

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and it was probably the funniest thing i would i ever did in my life

can you see me now everyone to like your channel points while you're in in bites a stream and wait to do hydrate and sh'll hydrate most of the time

ok and and hold on hold on we have some i personally love it hold on

so you are definitive them telling you are tellly really she that the v r d meant not honestly i just like

what was a question for

moocy again moocy

also has just repudiated your v r date together

live on stream

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i don't knowing i wt tor nw you knoww that not my work is done i'm going to me fun i'm going to let the ladies take the floor in asking these two young gentlemen questions my work is done go ahead

i thank you for the hosting has you did wonderful osha

yes so

how would you how would you

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impress impress uschine v r i'm really curious you ok so because know because you have this whole v r relationship and also how does that work if we were to get in a relationship how would that work with your v r relationships right

all right so i'll say i ch right now she's a beautiful young woman a beautiful doctor three hundred k that no big deal but

i would have to say listen you can go anywhere in v archad you can make your own worlds you can go to worlds

i'll take her to a nice boxing date we can start off a little bit of boxing get a little get a little you know spicy get a little get a little sweaty you know i'm saying can you love cock see that's it that's where that's where it's an issue because it's like

you know

if i have to go thug that i willten

yeah i could use my eyes or just like you know trash bag over the head or something like that but other than that it's like it's all good and it's all good

you know

like these are very pretty ladies you know you can't you can't lie with that

i like him

my wa s over here oh you like know i know n know ia with life youre def a' wrong no know john i love you i have you at two hundred percent and i can say her you i know how i said i said i'm sure they're all pretty

adequate

you probably that's what you di you didn't say that last night sarkina oh yeah well guess what

it's a different day

what you got two head bands on right now i have one band for every time you've been caught

so twice that's not that much honestly

well actually i'm going to do many times three girls three girls i've dated so if i've been cuked twice that's actually reallyd be careful and v r someone might cuk you

aw listen i already already came up you look like a dudeo gets coking about every it's literally like ten every ten messages they want me to leave so honestly like i might just lee that's not my people i just rather your little sympathy prayed

this is k literally on this is stupid everyone can hear me literally monkey i see you when there you're such a samp you literally come into my child all the fucking time and you're trying to be some fucking like no

dude i have better things to do than even like

i cans ch try toke your hoar control your chi it'st i even sait up to be my people don't know who she is

i said that to you john i texted you i said please go live on your own channel then i didn't have to go on to on to fucking

john check your fucking tter what the fuck is going on man maybe these are band i from live because i didn't want to go and has it

what the bok is going on no one knows who you are here

i'm a political streamer me

oh

how did you know i'm a fucking political streamer man just how even know the fuck you are

so i just

like come on guy like i i critical guy they don't even knowo she is

do i thk why di you kick your bro

i didn't kick her

started the whole thing also on what is this show i thought you had your political show i thought this was a dating show the

latina are you here to do twenty one questions are you here to be the judge you are a judge to guys are going to th and impress you

well not isn't latino my grol who the foks going to f with her

weren't you flirting with in btes early days fine oh my gods latino's my girl tonight

ok i callag bites that i callg bites we're going to proceed we're going to proceed surkinos i'mack so i can't but no has i'm not like whatever it's that ok whatever i don't knowkinos coming backin hey latino i'm a big fan of your stream i love that part where you do nothing at all i love that part where i get my do remember i s we i don't

remember when you laid down and tried to show yourbt you get n

excuse me i dodn't want an you know any coupons from the ps that are babies i don't want to know you on from the thirft store i'm sorry why do you see like coupons

q q p don't want to talk to you what fun you're below me sir

just go to get with her a moment ago that was that was actually john back in circa john's got a coupon for one hour of latina content and you literally do v r because you're vuging cock

hen't even vote we didn't even vote on this what is going on

i think we're waiting you know to download this information

you know oh shu i psent in a little bit how's it latina a little bit you know she's a new contestant on how's it going latina let me just say you have a very nice

big volumptuous personality

comm

you're looking very fine today very fine

i like the whole nm with smeing with that is that a hornball is that is that a union yang necklace

i don't know i have don it and it looks like if you i don't know if you're a jape a fan of the japanese culture but i am it looks very very pretty on you i just like the way it looks

a you're a fan of japanese culture sir

yeah

then wan't you show us ahi akiri

jee just beginning i have actually a twin channel and i've got a new clothing brand coming if you like my

fucking this is yeah at this this is this is a dumpster i'm trying to run a fucking professional show you haven't you goy s sud turn this into a fucking dumpster fucking cockroach fucking gon damn backtage trucking ratcht fucking hag and i'm trying to make a professional fucking show oh my god it's a disaster everywhere i go it's a fucking dumpster for you

if it's a dumpster fire then maybe don't bring the trash

latino

i'm not going to disagree

but there was a dumpster to begin with when i got here

oh yeah and you had to fill it i but not the trash but there was already a dumpster here

yeah we don't want it take it back

all right then leave the stam

take it out of leer and

we'll get back to your chats

you wt to go

oh sorry did i hurt your feelings

you do this on royales you bullied that blue haired girl

you bld only anyone excuse me and i'm a liar

you know why do you pecial issue with latino are you are you jealous of her are you intimidated by her because youar than you

oh yeah i'm definitely holder than you i am definitely jealous of them i glosses than you too

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yeh getting rejected by johns you know can you can you answer the contestants earlier question

oh i think all sho wanted to know what ethnicity you were because he's a literate yah that you know i really am

a what a work thank you i love your voice

your voice is so beautiful thank you and it inmires me

let you know let me know let you know because i'm a fair birst all you wirst of all on a fair bitch let me know i hazard as we k the linesn you i'll call this bitch out right now i'll call this bitch out right now you gody go to get out really you the woman like thatashion i could get you jumped tonight we i first how about

yes can we get the music can we get music

ok we'll get the music

are you the one wh's supposed to be fucking voting

all right let me know when you're ready can i vote now yeah you all right all right ask her

even though even though oh i'm lo even though i'

kin you can get your attention later ok do you like how the fin dit ok you the one with a freaking a snowman and abominable snowman fuging cog f y s ok ing out and that's prettyf you're trying to get azar trying to get you're trying to get hazard band i don't think i want that to happen girlurkin know when you're in

plant scheduled for

that they get delayed due to covit

i know it's an elective surgery

when you speak i feel like it's a funeral

my implants were five thousand dollars

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only only i didn't get him

tically thinking veterans

what's up

what is a poss you doing i buty good how are you

man i what

i won my fucking match in the hippie diippy championship and defeated shoe on head and now i'm the number one contender for the hippie dippy championship beltations

thank you body

yeah a great day so so the oo no doubt if you know how the show works we have f dip championship filled with stupid fucking idiots

so we basically have

a three four out of tens and one eight out of tens arekena being eight out of ten

sos are kino you can see her with the bandannas on and you got ink btes mohi and some other gra forgot her name

and you're scared you're fucking weirdo look like you smelling theridos b look like factally mas out of what im going to say little boy take on you you y sponges and pringle cans from wal mart tke take up that dollar store mustache johnny fat or johnny this's the best you gott your entire content around just this these kind

kinds of jokes oh level jokes won't you update your fucking jokes pro yesh should ip so i want stop so s s be unfortunately no way to has i want to apologize to johnny in debt but listen listen unfortunately i got to explain to ho his works

unfortunately zurkina is actually one of the judges w're going to decide that's me stupid anti vaccinm be king of ill so

what i mean to say is that

you should really be arguing with also right now to convince

and sway thug but if you could if you could just put a chastity belt on your on your girl right there right if you could just do that that would be awesome or something 's i'm going to g i'm going to be dinn like you know political stuff that's ok listen all so is already the king of the hills so c t vs got to be the one

that's going to nd that before

yes a late but it seems like it's not registering and we need to hear ok and we need to hear more on c t v unless we want to vote now ladies want to vote now

yeah

what about the rest

youy' back by the way

do you have any final words

well i think the facts of the matter are women

whyh i

i think the fact of the matter is that ladies look you have a lot more to consider than just the the

the obvious things in front of you

right a man who has intelligence

the the equipment to be able to get the job done

and the looks like an uncle the forthright confidence to be able to to get the job done

those are the three things that you're looking for in this life and if you're actually trying to experience it rather than just say get dragged along by someone else

the choice is obvious

okay so

is is zerko voting

yeah you want her or me

she's walking out of control she's on her you know

who caars

yah i don't know it

your stake yeah no i didn't say you got to make me a stake like to get a stake when i come back home from work you said i need to know what you guys are goet are geting me you better be providing with i want to ask him a question has as me god all right veteran what do you think of the world economic forum and this enormous speed new industrial revolution that they're bringing with the united nations well i think the

back to the matter is that there's been too much globalization in a push to try to

substantiate the internet global connectivity that we enjoyed now

and because of that is taken or it's taken away a lot of the or at least the perception is that is taken away a lot of the laws that the nations themselves would be should be sovereign over and because of that we know with the ideology that in so in what do you think of i want i want to go a trans weeks instead of the hardships outputs of the incorruptions of the capacity

all right one more time

i can't repeat it because you you know you didn't get it the first time but i didn't interrupt you the first time because i din't get that question i'm going to have to vote with alsha ok so i didn't hear you because someone else interrupted that is that's

you know me from everywhere

i'm a likeliable face i know i'm a cutie

and uh at least unlike osha i actually get iro bishes un like bucking the r bishes but are you so would you say you're a h are youre a fuck point

oh no ok oh yeah you look for yout a ot of you said rightt of bitches right defind of we don't want to be bitches you knowre i'm i'm i'm an all inclusive fuck boy right

i will not hurt your feelings if you are trying to fuck i will fuck but if you want a relationship i'm not fucking right i'm not leading you on you know like twenty s what if she want a relationship afterwards though what if you like i want to date now like she likes your cock if io if i know if if i know there's even the slightest hint that you want a relationship

and and whereabouts to fuck i'm not fucking you i'm sorry

ok i'm sorry i can find a chick who can smash

and it's just

we just leave like after i'm done after i get my shit off

i'm like out the door for my uber she'ss going nver but youre not wanting any relationships do you have like intimacy problems or do you just like being a folk boy

it's twenty twenty one i'm twenty three

no girl worth taking seriously

prove it's not don't even sleep here

ok i mean his grandmother's house he's in his grandmother's house no this is not the only story

this is this is in my childhood home and i literally am the only person who lives here because

it's just closer to work for me right and this is just the spare room i just throw my stream agin and when would he and bug with your parents

this is my parents house but now i do not live with my parents muchy will you there in that

what

they travel a lot they travel

theyre over i want to take

what they have fucking business shoup that they want to do overseas but the

you you want to go overseas with them you want to go to like peris and francis shouldt go out what the fuck yeah

the fuck go go fly out with fuck yah

i'll see you like maybe like once every fucking like three months like okay yes sure

mm and you and you were asking what i bring to the table and i'm i'm actually putting that as what i bring to the table like the r

bitch all sho over here

so you actually what do you bring to this s i'm actually really confused i got to sa because like

as i've listened to i'm must have been breedable maleable ok

i'll make you lau really good food did you see that

paus

he shows the op time next to the viewerccount di you know that

the point of doing exclamation ma exclamation mark up time for two years in a row

it's literally been there for i learned that the first week of streaming yeah i

he's having he's having his mind blownzkina he just prove that all women are stupid

you know just you

non it is you

wait a shol go back to what you were saying because you were saying what you were offering and i stood in hear about swer you know please tell us your feelings for ho a

waiting for this

you know what thisn't even matter

thissloyalty that's why people had to help me and i can i can i intervene for a hook up here

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yeah sure

right

right

latino would you be mad if i sucked off her

now

what

wait is latina even here for us if she's here for us or that

i didn't know what this was it's f it's fine continue

no whatever it's fine ya

ok back to also continue about what you bring to the table st i haven't heard anything rese and i can cook i can clean what else do i do i like playing sports so if you want to come watch my sports games you know and stuff like that

i'm going to start playing rugby soon

i was football my whole high school life but i'm going to think about starting to get into rugby rugby soon

um in a mural obviously i ain't doing that

you know

vance shit

but some else to do you know something to come watch and you know

come support me you know like that

obviously i'll support you in your streaming lives if you want to do that i'm very loyal like latina setta

you know to bring up loyalty i'm not going to ever cheat on you even in v r chat

ok i'll put it in my biom taken it's all good

so i

yeh so you bring jake let me see your hair youk every time i've seen you you always wear a beanie if you could do me a sw their you know we really far back and we're really far back and i see youre actually can i see that secd i just see that i got me a little scared there you got me a little scared the actually exists and you know my hair exists but you want to talk about that you talk about d way way w wen you talk about i can cook we don't know you fucking make hak pockets compared

to me you don't i know you actually don't cook compe no one hundred percent i cook and i can know beter than not'm a way better cook than you i actually bake i'm a professional baker and i'm gradu in this i didn't say i bake i said i cook

yeah so you try that gets goodmy hot pockets there way better than whatver the fuck you make looking how ok so so you

like right now i'm just wondering why why or shoul do you think that you're a better match

for the judges here i mean for one i'm not a fuck boy and sorry for cutting you off i thought my but i thought you were done but i'm not a fun boy ok

last time i like i said john nss last time i had a girlfriend or last time i even had sex was like a year and a half to go to two years right

not a fulk boy at all i've only had three girlfriends my whole life

i look for personality first

and then i look for

you know what else you got

you know

in between the chest in the ass but that's after the fact you know like i'm a big a

i like i like what i see in the eyes i look looking in the eyes that's just me though i don't know what jake likes he probably just likes getting dick

and then you know leaveing right afterwards but the only ole is i'm about that life

ok you eat the first thing you cited when you're like what i look for in between the chest and the ass i'm looking for the personality right because alreccording to you w according to you i'm a fuck boy

right so

you said you were fuck boy then then the then you said in your statement just now i do' s bodies you have how many bodies you have what that's that's for them to know

you know once i've wiped them up right i don't know i'm not going to judge to ask him that please thank you

think that's for them to know means it's double digits are up yeah

me

kind of a man horr we got a little man horr ok ok that doesn't want to show his hair likel you

three are used are you shaming me right now

are you slushaming me just because you know n sying your a little main it's that it actually sounds like you're fucking slushaming me

like holy shit in twenty twenty one you're slusdhshaming me for going out and having fun while i was

one hundred percent fucking single

down

unbelievable waing all show was

so have you never cheated jae

no

you've never cheated it no i'm you let you grow on

no

i'm very cut and dry when it's in a relationship and you've never gomed to not be a fuck boy when you were a fuck boy eright no i will i will tell girls this

all the fucking time right when it comes to like relationships ship like

if

i really want to date you

in that present moment i actually do not want to fuck you and the reason why is because i do not want the relationship or the basis of our relationship

to be purely on fucking right

but in the event that like

there's nothing between us and it's like

one night stands no string attached like just fucking a

and 's just that

that's fine like i can do with that

i have always said that like

guys walk over fucking felms feelings all the fucking time

so in my experience

i do want to lead a girl on to think that she's going to get a relationship

uh with me and i'm plucking her like that's just pointless right i actually want to be invested into the girl that i'm with

and i want the same

and it's a two way street just just be aware jake is not letting you know how many bodies you have meaning it's probably double die also meaning even probably has a cd s let's be o i get tested i get tested you get test if you get tested that means you have a fuck ton a boho you don't even know what a real relationship looks like all you do is f the your bitches all you do is talk to the arch ies even that's not necessarily true you could have an s t d f

your one body so but so so i rit so list so so lit's think about sh even even if you win what makes you even better than me in terms of like i don't know actually having the relationship when all you've done for a year and a half is actually talk to the r chicks right what makes you think that you can actually in ira

actually be able to gauge the partner that you're with right

when i have to larping lips oh i have big blurping lips that spew out a lot of bushet

ahh keep spewing out the bushet or sho like holy fucking shit

what have you been spewing you'd spew the dumbest shit i haven't heard anything actually like entertaining or anything after like you join here

i kind of lost brain cells listening to you i lost brain cells listening up until this point wen jus to listen to you like holy and let's be honest the only really thing you have against me right now is well you're going to vote right now having a vote right now

yeah that's to it's kind of actually getting annoying at this point like every single person has joined just been shitting on me for v rch you guys have anything else or no because like

i'm kind of getting a little bored now i might be the like to leave no actually matter of fact i might be the one to le spos to walk p

you should it's three thirty in the morning i got work at eight come on

what are you trying to go please be arch and well it's going to hapen ho we have know we have w die

two more two more guess

do more guests and we on the show

okay

ok bring on

okay vote now

invite stake it away

uh i want to be the last vote on this one

want to what i want to be the last vote on this one go with the other girls first

did anyone ask you what you want to

yes i did so go with the other ones first

ok is this

oh

h mushi how about you loor

so

think i'm going to stick with my friend alsha

you got to you got to underline that friend are the re that's all you got to say that's all you say come on

erch i'm glad seerch you know whatever the folk you're doing

you

gotta go with all show

oh by the way thank you john but plus you haven't showed your fucking airline yet so

show it thank you

anyways

or die

the whole

dream with out

next

hi um

it's a really tough one

ho was anjein is sob

don't worry about a room

um

okay uh uh i feel to be honest it's a really close one i feel like

feel like ban jake i feel like you're a little bit too giving me business fibes like i need a chill out you know

youre me too like straightforward to the bouy like business business this is what i got this what got i just want to like vibe with the personality you're just

you know

i feel like you

you should have spent a little more time like

trying to connect with the

participants or whatever

i don't know

jake wve that's a child

you know it's tough on' n you know i love you i love you

i know

i'm going to vote for jay

but my vote's not going to be a deciding vote anyway

but i'm going to vote for jake because a jake has certainly impressed me

but i would agree with latina's feedback next time i would love to see you

i would love to see you actually interact with the girls a little bit more because i feel like if you would put a little bit of charm towards us

interest you would have won the panel

who bites you know you're actually just a liar and you're just only voting that way because you know it's not decisive

moving on

do nw show yourself oup benjic

benjick on all platforms spanjik on twitch

thank you

thank you thank you so much thank you do donys i appreciate you j jake has legitimately been such a hero of such a legend so we love him so much

um and go check out

pan jrake he's awesome next one in is monkey

the winner right here

money

is even here

yea ya i'm here withh it

what in the

youre buking

oh my goodness me

chat

yeah

th's

paris rain you really forarm the fuck out of you know what i think it was raining because of the amount of tears coming on i really gota say that it's the lazy girl's job to fuck and interview the new guys not the reverseal up your game

i agree with you one hundred percent

alright welcome monkey you know what

hi welcome for being on the cast me you're welcome

okay let's get let's get one guys what are going to what are we going get into

you know

let's go

interview me

interviewing me guys and so monkey hi and can you tell a little bit about yourself like

w youll are you what's your age but how many all

like what do you why does height matter you

i don't know monkeys fine y always we want to know that's a always want to know i'm monkey guys i'm a really calmon like

theickated guy you know like

one my favorite movies are like the green mile and like safe haven and stuff like that

i'm five eight and a half

um i hope that's not a deal breaker guys and also um

yeah just looking for a

person to i like hang out with

guys are ofst

i know

that sounds really wholesome mukey

are you really five eight

five eight and three quarters

that

that's really tall

i like humbling myself by dropping down

the point seven five inch because i know every inch counts like all shist

came but

it does

six point five inches

what's up says one

and a half or something like that yes six one that

yeah so alsha towers over me

okay

monkey's got to call up to me like has

i have to do like this

hi olsha hey bucky how's a god

you know what also the thing is is that

you're a very lost by i love youre a lost boy

i'm a lot or a lost boyfrienm never laost b going find your home i'm a lost ca do you you think you could you could handle a woman like like the four of us here like we're very strong feisty women like akino i could handle all four of you at the same time with my eyes one arm behind my back

okay well i would love like i would love to hear you

we have to offer each and every one of us

yeah so are you guys making whathy are you guys doing like a four person package i think everybody is unique in their own way n know no that's what i'm saying like each and everyone go

co

k

not get into that guise this is the show for me and me only

w an on plane a plane

i got to interact with you guys also got to get kicked off so what i'm going to say is that

guys i'm six three i'm jack i play rugby so i know the body and how it moves and how to basically throw somebody across the room essentially not only women but grown men as well

but i think that'll transfer over quite nicely as well i work security as well so if you ever need somebody to get knocked out

you know i'd spark somebody in a heartbeat

caesar kina sleeping right now which is going to mimic what happens if he doesn't buck and pay attention to me right now

wake up bit

oh my god

monkey you sound like you'd be a reallyly i wwy bitch

ok

who are you going

you you look

like a fucking serial killer i know why they call you monkey

why the funcker you wereing glasses you were in sunglasses at night in the blockout reality you dumb bit and they called you monkey next doctor disrespect to be

they call you a monkey and it's a disgrace to chimps everywhere

you ugly sock

wy like you you you turn your monitor off if you turned your monitor off and tried to walk around your room would like having it like be having your eyes closed right now on your shin is literally a b your fucking parent

you know what if i had your faces jn i'd fuck and sue them as well

you know what

i feel like you're like a child stuck in a pedophile's body

i mean with that darker behind them he might be holy sit

ready going to the peds this is like this is record breaking gy going to po con are you going to be you know con monkey yeah let's s i want to if i want to how did we end up on ped if i wanted to go to what do you think start of this a shot of course con i would become a furry

true

very true

monkey i like that you're also in the void kind of like many but isn't that crazy how many people we made rage u today like we probably could have gott a precision air strike with how many rage quick kill streaks we got today as pretty good would you gu keep talking about as if like you can't take your name out of your mouth you know

you know what let's just say something else is in her mouth what i what i can't stand is how i was blamed that's iss me off

mmhmm

that's what pissed me off yeah i know that she actually did you dirty like that

of like sly why was everyone hating on her i literally put two lines of pandering paris and she literally rage quit off the show

who was actually crazy

i don't know i had this much influence i feel like i have a million followers right i could a co take mytterie stort of i really start dying laugh let me tell you something paris is at a party

and sh scapegoated you yeah what the fuck when i whenever i hear her talk it sounds like there's a party going on in her head shows you know what the fucks she wants to talk about i was wondering

and then i realize

ok just leave if you want to go to a party you known't you don't have to

bring theatrics just leave

yeah but they always have to make a scene and f can start crying about to about to sorry

i don't want to go into any point right n she left she left i learned i learned something starting ino l right now you know listen everyone stop i learned something today

right

there's three people

who ditched has

on one of the worst days hes and i wasn't w i'm never going to forgive these people on my show

mmm

as on your biggest day justo if you had me here i would have stayed to the end knowo that brother i would never

i wouldi cry on stream before i leave the fu

that's serious n we're in our you i know i realize i feel like it's a total of six peopleh dish you today including the show that you had to delete

today as a fucking disaster man people are just pieces of shit

excuse me how about me who the actually gave the show as soon as you said so and i was i was i star ' doing literally i fucking rated has with five hundred people and what he does to repay me is bann me from his chat

no i don't know what i did no i really don't and then i come out and wonder and you know realize you're flirting with inky

oh you think thats flurting

o people in chowre telling me i'm not ex like ma tino latino bk your chat moving on

no more rates for you no more rates for you no i gs i was g after i rated you you were over a thousand viewers for a whole hour and let's i'll take that r

talking to me about your cham what buck about your chat no you know what your problem is that you don't understand what you have until it's lost

ok

them

she went deep

and now i'm banned again from your child because you can't stand to see my face and hy you can't seeanll remind me of you of all the good you

you didn't want me ever that's why you were calling me like times not night

after i found out the real you no i didn't

the real me what the fuck was that

you want to explain it to me

as dead mouse

what's the fun you're mad because i said my best friend from childhood his mom died and he loved dead mouse

no i didn't i didn't even know that but thanks for incriminating yourself you more it's kind of fucked up has

no i literally said that onstream i didn't say anything to dead mouse besides that i never said i love you so much and this and that i literally said that and then i left

mmhm

so maybe you should watch the road back before you doump to conclusion maybe maybe maybe you shouldn't listen to your job and they say women are dramatic you know what speaking of jumping can

speaking of jumping into conclusions women do you have any questions

ya like honestly monkey i i'm wanting to know like how would you how would you you know

how would you charm us in a day

award

yeah

if somehow miraculously we ever went on a date

let's just say

i would just call the waiter over and just say

lit bill pleas

but the fuck

listen uh inkbice you like meat i that's that's not a sexual question i just that's just you

o i say no no no i'm more towards carnivorre than vegan ok do you know what fogo to show is or like what a brazilian is usa sugma balls that know you know what you know what a brazilian steakhouse is right brazili well you should come to brazil but anyways a brilliant brazilian steakhouses most of the time they're like all you can eat brazilian

n they give you asilin you can go to a nice after the d b d going a nice a fine fine dining brazilian steakhouse

uh get some nice meat in our stomachs

and enjoyed the time

enjoya

you know enjoy our night you know drink some red wine or white wine whatever you prefer

and yeah if i drink alcohol to have a fun time with the fuck like jar with my ca where you can enjoy it you can enjoy a nice sip of wine with your meal monkey really come on you know what man

do sip wine while you're sucking cope

oh years

ok

you know what

monkey you are in the closet though i'm not really sure if you have my out of it

why i'm buye right isn't that alloll

you know i'm just kind of got a fake being gay so i can get to the sleep over you know what i'm saying

oh my god

or i feel like our two male contestants are over it if

might be time for you guys voting get the are there are there youres you guys fucking beg the people who are about to cry and rage quit to stay but as soon as people are having fun oh let's vote let's kick them off like what the fuck is this shit a r you know o for like forty minutes to stay and she went on the and listen engion on how the fuck co so

f this is a fuck and privatescord call buts a fucking litt lonely ser sit in your fucking private dicord call tal going to gether like bezzy shit is the fucking professional sw you're not in a fucking discord call with your fucking friends the shitd is professional thousand

people are fucking watching and i say shut the fuck up s at the fock up so i'm going to ask the question monkey how old are you

i am twenty one

ok and in all likelihood you could probably destroy osha in a fight

yes

it would be a fair contest because maybe he'd like to sit on mua don't you have experience

yeah of course thatt it isn't that an important factor also what you got to say

oh

how do you want me to sit on you

not on my face i going to lap ational so i sit on your lat in black hole

listen honestly me and monkey it would be a very fair fight monkey is six four i'm six one i do have i think thirty or forty pounds are you right monkey

no n no you have like twenty right are you just six on are you twenty

yeah are you to sixty right th sixty five now

ok yes

twenty five pounds on me

also let's see some biceps

i don't have any

yeah you have f doble whit stup right now this is the arnold cloudy know flexim flexom

they my

i said all show we saend flex them mother fucking comm up for display good what good what you got me there you got me there

why are you so shy and he sos you seem shy

yeah i am

so that's an issue

well yeah to an extent i'd say it's not like

i want to be shy right

so

like you know like a

like i said before it's like a you're carrying a lot

but you don't it seems like you don't know what to do with it

um

what do you mean by that what do you mean by that

like

youres wageer to sixty

jack s bug

n not necessarily

no

the only thing he's jackingdes the only has the only thing he's jacking is jacking off and i you se the top half

wer that's ok

that's all that matters you know lower half is what matters for women top haves what matters for men

i appreciate that has

it's true the lower half as in your back pocket like how much is in a wallet you know yeah exactly that's as we always we never hold our wallets in our breast pockets or anything it's always in the paes you know i don't mind you you just saw change positions i'm getting a little distracted i apologize

i

just a tad

anyway sorry what were you saying has

yeah so month i think after that i think after this i think we should be done because john doesn't seem entertained anymore

so monkey can actually sing can you sing

yeah i coln sing i'm not singing right now though but i can

i don't know you can sing good actually you should put him on the spot

who can sing better

also i would say with all shore right i would say that i'm impressed by the fact that he is shy and aware of it but then he chooses to put himself out in the situation like that shows a lot of courage girls

do girls like shy guys a work somemos gkidding

we

and just stared at me

can you speak and i oder

bill

the ghost the boss

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hi be nice i

thanks john

should we get back to the

why do girls like shy guys because they can like take advantage of them and stuff like in their relationship or not

ok

all right

that's fine

ok

you have no freak

so monkey do you respect women the p champagne poetry

defends what are you saying

it's somebody like you mushi you might have to like gif a couple more thank you jos jota speaking of gifting man good shitp rather keep it up

you see i just manifested that right now ush you by talking about that are you mad

a little

good be ma

i am you go studs right now john what are you eating

zina i don't know who's talkingd ate whatever the fucky forged off the floor his whld b

floors like a fucking biomow we can fuck and throw momneyms on that fug and f and f you their cultivated bucky their cultivated and a man eat bussy a man who submits

a pathetic better call

that is nb one one second boys boys are co host

i do need a little confirmation from you guys just because i'm planning everything behind the scenes are we doing one more are we continuing after that i sure

one more only ok

one more i'm live we'll vote now everyone vote now

the the p

i were you more emptyre thk hos barely putting the energy who are you voting for and this why and why is it all sho

i am voting for lra because you said you'd get the chag so like yeah i know yah i know so i'ms night respectful

watch fk nobody likes usir look at tobascal seven suite look at your picture

lo look what you look i who said that who said that to baskal swee

where i ie looking basco picture i'm going to fuck and puke your parents failed i can't even fuck and see that guy dude where is he you're right it's an inkies chat get ridic chatter never mind s especially it's inkies chatter mod's

on which mod i ben w

band to baskall i can't find them ban the from the and then un band me and the wing tll got to their own on ban no minds has just i'm going to tell you to unban oh i didn't

yes he did

yes he fucking dead i don't want to ben the disloyal

stop and shut the fuck up and tell me what you're fucking mad about instead of being a little pussy and not sayingh bend that guy bend that inykey chatter for my chat

i don't want them there to comumb out of here

i don't feel welcome here i feel like i should just go no noo want to wrap it up so we only have one left after this one so let's just you you voted for or you i voted for all sha moushi your choice

i'm going to vote for monkey t v there we go going on for monkey

rk a deal breaker what do you want

all shared monkl woods

what's deal breaker

if you vote for monkey he wins you vote for olsha to tie

i i

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let me see here

ani mani miny ho

uh let'll see here

i don't know it's just too talent less be listen let me make this easy for you

so i got to leave here for

so with that being said have a good one good luck on the fucking thing

good luck

oh

all right by also

everybody osha he's awesome he's kind he's cool go follow him he's cool

six gills be guss six ach goods today we re the last a make sure make sure the last challenger is good bring him and he's got to be good

dis ay what wait interesting turn we have lling and we have reds as well

all right

ok

so there's two that means that it's no no nos adding h she's just becoming another judge

ok so then i should leave the oh no no no no no n were like cour judges we're supposed to have four judges

yeah 's yeah one hundred percent like this is wt you want to go you know what i have on mark mal judge if you if you really want to go no no no she feels unwelcome don't push her out what do you know noo i've been trying to keep her in

right

like we have one no icually want reminder that she's welcome he

that's all you got to say

right lets ary welcome here

okay let's let's let's let's let's uh rez which why don't you yourself monkeys the current king of the hill

why are you better than him go

hi i'm res which you can find me occasionally shrming on twitch t slash res which where i do all sorts of weird things i speak to ghosts i perform exorcisms i read astrology i understand you know some want some mechanics so i do like science shit to like creating crystals and shit like that i do a lot of things like that i'm better than monkey because i can string together a sentence and a whole

wh bit that can longer than any single thought that he actually has he actually doesn't know how to even speak over me when i go know what into theing of exorcs me to begin with what's up

k of exercism do you exercise

do i exercise

that is actually a fair point

yeah i do actually i've been going ahead and keeping up weight because i literally work outside because i have a job probably iing doesn't co

oh fapping doesn't count that's good to that's godaby that's that's that's a good thing i do jerk off a lot i will say that i've got incredible grip strength right i could literally you know choke out uh

you know anything in a r yeah you could definitely joke you could definitely choke the chicken and i know that one hundred percent mem i mean how else are you supposed to go ahead and that delicious savory meat to come out of it right you know something that's actually palatable red withpread withi

how bi you

i'll beig your dick

h seven inches long about an inch and an inch and seventy five yeah but not abt imperial imperial matric

i'm talk about ip i'm talking in fucking what why would we be ok what if i told you what if i told you

what have i told you

monkeys coming in with a tiner

then what cool

great i mean that's fine like i know some girls that love getg their service bashion and everything like that

and you know there's a lot of people that like all sorts of things i literally been talking this one shk

and uh she was just like she was asking me if it was lying

if she were to go ahead and say that

i destroyed my pussy to make this video when she went ahead and bashed it with like a twelve inch long like double red redich i have to tell you some so

monkey is currently king of the hill because he's extremely charming

and for yes

can top that charming that charm that monkeys bring in to the table

i mean if i'm not like talking to monkey i'll be charming but i'm not going to go ahead and drop med pack you're not supposed to be talking to monky ss be talking to the ladies right now arm the bll that's good i'm glad to have that established right because like i just don't actually i wasn't sure if i'm just supposed to yell at him i mean that's what else you're supposed to win over the ladies

winning over the ladies ok all right

vites you're going to say something yeah i was i was just wondering so like

red

i know you're very like relationship phobic though right

m i wouldn't say it's like i'm relationship phobic it's i'm recognizing that nothing again a in life

i'm not really capable of offering the stability that i would like to offer i'm working on a lot of that stuff

because i have too much

too many other things that i would like to do like i have a lot of people that

i want to visit i' have a lot of places that i want to go to make content at

and i'm solely focused on that because like you know

i've always been like into tantra right ah which is going ahead and

you know kind of denying the self right you can use it with sex and everything like that where you delay orgasm right

uh for hours at a time looks like it looks like youre it looks like you it looks like you're denying yourself of a caloric deficit

that's fair that's

that's like a double ma go good for you budy so the thing is it's like i know that if i wait it will be better when i actually get there i have like that self respect to

so yeah i'm actually doing something right and i'm not just like my parents like bread closet or something like that how suits my data so

so how do you

how do you like to like entertain a lady friend

so it depends right it always depends on like what that relation is like i have friend

women that i'm friends with generally

i'm not trying to like fuck

like that if we're talking about that

uh it could be cooking it could be

going ahead getting drinks doing whatever with that

if it's someboingy that like i'm just meeaning i always start with coffee

uh because like coffee is uh

you know i think the i refused to date somebody that won't drink coffee because i literally just i need it and i really enjoy having a nice cup of coffee in the morning

fascinating fascinting about anibt

you r you make them drink coffee because i heard it gets like the moving and all that kind of stuff is that some know like if i don't like coffee you're going to dump me because i don't like coffee

like i mean i aways argu in the first place but like we're going ahead and figuring out the bounds of like what we're doing that i would who said that i would date youking soll i mean this is like the stream my guys we're going we're going to re going to're going to i've got to get my pent i' got to thrw my pens back shok much i'm thrying my pen

everyone i'm putting my pen back in my ear because this is too much

but anyway

we are going to get right to the voting and i think i've heard enough i think ladies have heard enough

go ahead andt bites what your good

they the are struggling to formulate a science and you know we're going on

s a more rude theme

this ca i just like i think you're mk room i'm good i litually ok

notice how i said it notice how i said it now vote for me now vote for

i'm going to i'm going to reserve my vot i'm going to reserve my vote to the

into monkey it's a good idea in you try to reserve it like it's going to be a tight one introver for which man are you going to leave your boyfriend monkey or res leaving your boyfriend for one of the

h honestly

i't monkey's cool but res send me a really kind happy thanksgiving message on thats qite far yeah you know whi live in canada we don't celebrate thanks the soy i'm sy that's i didn't do it on the show should use that as judgmentgain were chatter

i haven't even had time to be here becaus i never mind money

yeah ink bites ater comes in do you know retro god

who is this guy i'll just ban him right now who is this man says that i s i told latina to get off her phone

john are you trafficking people

mo then that guy ben bend whever that is do it mey crazy wild assmptions like that please mod spend bend that guy go aead and bend that guy i don't know what does that have to do with anything's going on

but mass go ahead and ban that guy just banner

back

anyway

continue

um i would vote rise because i think he seems a lot more humble and uh

just i don't know i feel like he would be nicer in a relationship and thank you thank you you at my song yah you know le's f s let's be honest latina nice guys finish last and even you know that

use me can i you can walk all over i really ca do here just like elling at you'r fucking dumb as i en i do literally read it like i get it you don't want me here it's cool i do aread you which i want you getting youre like ally geting eby fory live i've been live for falking fifty hours a

it's not it has nothing to do with you we everyone's going

ok i sld go ahead

all right here the udges funky shut up please

ah right s me i don't even need to cut up your hair will get in your mouth and se shut the clock up

plelice shut the book gos your dark side intrigues me

mmhmm

however i am a child of god

yeah

u i totally forgot that was the deal breaker i don't like how you do exorcism shit i do it literally through the lens of abrahamic i my pen is in my ear my pen's in my ear again everyone st the fuck up

the intod word introverb

you want

res

what does the next person want

i don't know resz was rude to me i change it a monkey

ok you change it to monkey yes like i'm out

us

you aret monkey

all right yeah and the next one

yeah inky this reserved vote you were mating to like make a controversial statement what happened

okay since he he snapped at uh intro for what i would have done

i probably am just like in thistream i haven't seen enough from you res so i sattually i me's got literally one question asked to me before we started votingk he is a er monkeys the winner re so it's not winner congratulate monkey

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i respect rezwid so much because he denied me of my u a v today of rage quits

ok all right we're going to we're going toich ok

res which shot yourself out which not t v sch t v slash res which got i do a cult content and i talk about religions that's why i study i yah so we're going to take some time to ask the champion of the show

monkey monkey how does it feel to be the sexiest most desired man on switch

you know what men i can't say i'm fucking surprise you know what i'm saying but i don't know i wasn't either the minute you came on the show it became abundantly clear to me that this was just the ly clear that this was pretty much trying to take a basket sender

it was pretty much yourey looks best and they're rying suck jacket closet trying to pick the best contender to give me the most challenge but we already know that challenge is not adequate enough to

to vanquish me

right

yeah i know when mmy brings you hot chocolate it does a lot for you

why does res witch cross me as a ti skuy

i mean

like im monkely some monkey you have actually you have actually won

and this is your right by the way

a date with all four of these women at once you know i don't think that an intro what

and in intoverb now has signed a contract saying she must leave her boyfriend for you how does that make you feel

two

you know what i'm going to say about that

he can have you

wow what a surprising turn of events

absolute brutedlety

who would you date most of these f absolutelyo we are now going to be raiding mister

john

zerca john fuck in zirca why what because the show youcud it what else is there for the show why would i be rated

why the forlk woulduln't you be raunded

i'm on job

some

oh you want oh monkey are you live you oh reallyh yeah right by give my people back what the folk

this is a as soon as you suggested giving the viewers to me john was like wait i want to go lie wait wait wait certain certainly want the viewer it it's this coorn so s it's all good it's all good it all good i respect it but

thanks for having me on boys and a monkey you were great we appreciate you hit me up you guys need any more contat always ofpurser we not only funis always are not only going monkey

yeah we're not only going to farm chat we're going to farm the the judges as well but we appreciate all of you guys for coming i'm i'm going to be sending er guys ma'am guys maam my e mam my emote it has the emote side by side it kind of looks the same

appreciate you guys butre fucking se guys

all right see you later monkey

all right

good show guys get show good showod show