The Adventures of Comrade Number 3 and Nigel Cuckingham | InfraredShow GTA RP Trolling Stream

2022-02-22

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great new character

first name

comrade

number three

nationality

born on the red revolutionary first of

may

oh [ __ ]

1997

or 8

2001

you young dumbass

man

which one is like close to hassan's

[ __ ]

which one's the closest to hassan's

house

which one's close to uh hassan's house

integrity way okay

oh my god why did you tell me to choose

[ __ ] i knew his only charm hole said

that

what am i supposed to be doing here

we go

all right this is gonna be fun it's

gonna be fun

gonna make our guy hold on

okay we're gonna do this

i don't like having this many options

because

it's like

all right member number 30 number 30

remember that okay

remember that this is our destiny guy

the dg guy

where do i get like hipsters

is this one good

i kind of like this one

oh we can do

i didn't know we can have fat people

all right we're

definitely and this changes everything

okay first of all

this literally changes everything

i can't even change the face

okay i can change the shirt

should i do this one then

okay who's this guy

is it so hard to ask for just a fat guy

with a different face than this

i don't like it's like it's perfect but

i don't want the face

guy from yesterday i don't know

remember it's in like the 80s

so remember the 80s

getting rid of the break

she could just scroll through

oh here it is hipster okay i think it's

we're gonna go with this probably

not that one

yeah this one

i think this this is gonna have to be it

honestly

it's gonna have to be this

doesn't seem like you can change

anything there

i kind of like the red it's like perfect

right

jacket

no you can't

best

can't do anything here

neck

can't do anything

bags can't do anything

this is [ __ ] up oh there's two

textures

it's perfect

perfect

all right

is this good

this is this looks like comrade number

three

all right

all right confirm

you just oh we could do accessories we

can do accessories

we can do a lot of things actually

um accessories yeah let's just make sure

we got the glasses done

i don't like how they're like shades you

know

i don't like how they're like shades

be like

this one's perfect

we just have to get rid of the chin okay

this increases thickness

here

all right accessories

oh [ __ ] masks would be perfect one if i

go to the 30s

that's 143 let's just do 30. right 30.

oh [ __ ] what is it it was like 80.

baby

the fat guy's around here somewhere yeah

here

so this guy

if i can give him a mask i'm doing this

one

[ __ ] you can

[ __ ] you

this guy this guy's like stuck

can i do can i give him a mask no

[ __ ]

is there any fat person i can give a

mask

143 we're going back to this

oh get out of this come on

how do i get out of this

okay get me out of this man

how do i get rid of this how

pld

it's i can't doesn't do anything

no that doesn't do anything

same f button

okay i don't even know what a button

[ __ ] was

okay

back to this

i think this is it right said this and

then

base

oh we changed the hair

air

we did change in here thank you cdx

appreciate you actually let me add an

alert box

box

thank you cedex appreciate you

all right um

there

can actually give him facial hair

okay let's leave this

no why did i what does he have this hair

all right we need a hat

this is not the hair i intended

fine

fine we'll make do what we can okay

on the glasses

[ __ ]

all right beggars can't be choosers

let's just

let's just get on with it

okay

all right

let's go into the wind open world allow

allow

okay

we're gonna go control the [ __ ] out of

this place

leave a comment

yes leave yes

how do i [ __ ] leave

what do i click

do i click

what do i click to leave

let me out

in the name of chairman gonzalo will

open this door

immediately

i'm pressing f and e and nothing's

happening

literally nothing's happening i don't

how do i get out of here man

i'm in first

person how do i get out

in the name of chairman gonzalo open

this door

open it now revisionist

how do i open i'm using my i can't use

my mouse no

that leave

that leave format there's a button to

enable your mouse to click that button

what's that button

what button control okay

huh leave a partner okay got it

finally one guy in the chat got it

now i've been unleashed

so i can i just steal [ __ ] can i just

steal cars

or what will happen

revolutionary expropriation

this is it out of the car settlers

i'm on a secret mission

sent to me by the austin red

guards now we've been unleashed into the

wild world

gotta focus on the mission

we are definitely definitely gonna

disrupt

that meeting of freaking fascists

what's that truckers

all right all right i need a plan right

now think pink comrade think

yes

this is gonna be an intro to my

character

you may know me

by many names

probably know me as comrade number three

my real name

eustis

aka eugene

but i go by comrade number three i'm the

leader of the cherokee nation

in contact with jason and rouhay

tell him about the revolutionary

overthrow

the settler colonial state the united

states

we're leading the revolution right here

from the heart

los santos

los angeles california

they look across the abyss of what the

settler colonials have done to this

native land

i realized

i've realized something

something important

that i gotta be the very best

revolutionary that i can be

and then one day

i'll take chairman gonzalo's place

and comrade number three will be known

across the annals of history

as the greatest revolutionary in history

we're looking at tuesday right so first

of all

i'm supposed to be here meeting with

an open society foundation donor because

george soros is going to give my local

antifa group

cash some

50 million dollars that [ __ ]

capitalist pig

i'm waiting don't the drones know that

they can only push me excuse me excuse

me excuse me

you know where i can excuse me do you

know where i can find mr soros he has a

check for me

uh 50 million dollars

to cause revolutionary havoc across the

country

and disrupt local meetings i got this

crazy email the other day from a drone

it said you can outsource us but you

can't outsource happiness insane right

of course um

um sure

sure

he's capitalists

never mind that focus on the revolution

first of all uh oh uh oh we got a

settler on the loose

excuse me

you know this is stolen land

excuse me you know you're walking on

stolen land

oh you didn't think about that now did

you

oh nice coffee

hey you know this is you know this is

stolen land

can you stop

hey stop

no you better [ __ ] come right here

come back here

i'm pointing at you

i'm pointing at you you better come back

here

settler

murderer

settler

murderer

settler

counter-revolutionary

fascist

land back

lam

back

i don't like

i don't like how you're threatening me

how do i stop what

all

right i've had enough of this

i'm on the trail

it looks like we have a fascist

infiltrator

i'm on the trail

hide behind this tree

you see me

all right all right

okay

[ __ ]

all right

let me call jason jason i'm on the trail

i think we found him

i think we found one of the leaders of

the fascist

settler colonial

ringleaders

i'm after him

hey

stop

stop right there

stop

oh [ __ ]

all right we're on the run

we're on the run

okay okay okay okay it's okay it's okay

it's my first time hijacking a car

[ __ ]

[ __ ] where is everyone

excuse me excuse me settler

hey

excuse me

oh [ __ ]

i did not mean that i'm sorry

i need to get on this bus

let me on

open this [ __ ] door

all right

[ __ ]

fascist scum come back

come back

about to punch you like richard spencer

put that on twitter

oh [ __ ]

i don't intend to let you go this time

[ __ ]

get out of here chauvinist

my truck it's my bicycle now you i won't

be bullied not you no

[ __ ]

go back to your whole [ __ ] oh my god

stop chasing me settler

fascist violence against the

marginalized the oppressed

this is fascist violence against the

marginalized the oppressed

[Music]

leave me alone

all right

we need to find a way

to fix this problem we have because

all right there's a local meeting of dsa

dsa people over there

i used to be in the dsa but then i

realized there are a bunch of frauds

and

you know what chairman gonzalo said

about these

frauds

every single one of them

will come tumbling down

in the revolutionary hurricane

it's time to drop some poetry

fascists

and the cops and the pigs

mom and dad too

all wanted to

make me go to college it can be a doctor

instead of being a revolutionary but now

i'm on the streets

fighting for the real cause

the cause

of the revolutionary proletariat on the

red revolutionary red first of may long

live chairman gonzalo

we have a meeting of dsa sellouts

and they didn't get the pig's head

but jason sent me on a top secret

mission

and

i don't know how it's gonna go

but i know

it's my revolutionary duty

the light the spark

it's gonna lead

to revolution

all right they can't see me yet

can't see me yet

right

hinching on them closer and closer

okay

scouting the area here we have

i'll feel you

there we have

excuse me is this the lock is this the

local dsa meeting i think you guys are

meeting here right

uh yeah yeah we're slow

[ __ ] you

[ __ ]

all right run away run away run away run

away

run away mission accomplished

mission accomplished

hey

can i lawrence your ride

open this [ __ ] car

solomon richards long live chairman

gonzalo

another richard spencer punch no guys

don't run away don't run away i'm

waiting for my sorrows checks

come back come back george soros come

back

george come

back i was attacking the wrong guy

please come back

i need the open society foundation money

you're lucky i'm in a good come back

come back get over here

get over here

george why don't you love me anymore

george

if i can't have you

no one can

get back over here

oh you're not even george

my bad

land back

all right all right all right

all right all right let's get open this

[ __ ] door come on

get the

holy [ __ ]

crap

better open this [ __ ] bus

dumbass

oh god

holy [ __ ]

crazy ass town

open this [ __ ] door right now

open this

nevermind

all right legit

where do i find others so i'm right here

okay i can probably see others on this

map right

we gotta see others

can i not see others

do i find other people

you can't can you you have to look of

them for them organically

all right

how do i like get an uber can i get an

uber

seeing others is fail rp you got to go

to burger shop

oh you're not supposed to like you're

not supposed to find other plates

i wanted to just interact with people

legal coke is like way important it

could lower crime excuse me sir

excuse me um

oh [ __ ]

this is the police

first of all i have a word for these

people

abolish the police

abolish the police we're abolishing hey

hey

hey god whatever are you with the local

chapter

what

why does this always happen

every time i try to talk to anyone

it always happens

knock knock

now open this [ __ ] door right now i'm

abolishing the police

abolish the police

abolish

revolutionary process

community self-defense

i will bespeech this establishment

with every raging fiery fury in my body

revolutionary soul for a brighter future

a better future a more sustainable

future a cleaner future a greener future

open this door

uh try again tomorrow

never happens

i guess i gotta open my

[ __ ]

and open my phone

and

type in my fingerprints all right um

i message someone do i know anyone

two

three nine one

what the [ __ ] is this

chairman

gonzalo

i will

i will not fail you

hey you need a ride

yes oh my god thank you so much i've

been stranded on my own

oh my god thank you

thank you so much

all right

keep calm you gotta drive the prius

because this settlers going down and

there's no way they're making it out

alive

keep calm don't hyperventilate keep calm

keep calm

is this settler

where you gotta go

uh you're not police are you

no i'm not police

so did you know this is stolen land

which stolen

this is all stolen land what do you

think about that oh is it

yeah i mean who's just stolen from

my people

your people

yeah we're your people

i'm comrade number three the leader of

the cherokee nation

oh that's cool let me grab this

oh well we gotta take care of this guy

he's wearing my cut

what are you doing

vlog live the red revolutionary first of

may

long live the red revolutionary first of

may long live chairman gonzalo

long live chairman gonzalo

[Music]

what the [ __ ]

what's going on

get me out of this

this is capitalist state violence

the violence against the oppressed and

the marginalized ceases to exist every

minute of every day the capitalist

system suffocates the most vulnerable

and oppressed among us

get me out of this

get out of my car this is stolen land

all the land belongs to me

okay we'll get out of my car that

belongs to me i can't get out

put your hands down

your x muscle

bye [ __ ]

long live chairman gonzalo

now we're cruising

i'll make it to jason in no time and

report on him all the good news

[Applause]

i'm going to report all the good news

now

wait guys can you can you not kill

people

can you not kill people in this game

[ __ ] i don't know you couldn't kill

people come on

i didn't know you couldn't kill people

vehicular manslaughter isn't allowed oh

my god but i didn't know

long live the red revolutionary first of

may

long live chairman gonzalo

i'm getting banned from this

i did not know that

should i use the uber [ __ ]

that's what you get for not driving

sustainably

should have used an uber [ __ ]

just expropriated the means of

production

[ __ ]

[ __ ] this [ __ ] capitalist junk

all right we're heading over to hassan's

house now

zasan's gonna pay his revolutionary tax

let's go ahead and find him

got to be up here

[ __ ]

found it

that wasn't hard

three million dollar house in west

hollywood in this gated community

how the [ __ ] do i exit this vehicle

so you can't okay you can't kill with

vehicles i did not know that i i'm

pressing f and i can't get out

i'm enslaved and bounded to my means of

production

there's no tied to a factory alt f4 nah

bro shut the [ __ ] up hold f

i'm holding it

oh gee

sipo [ __ ]

hold f1

you cool

i don't know what to do

driver door okay

i still cannot exit out

hold shift

[ __ ] it's [ __ ] up all night

ah will they even know it's me i'm gonna

deny doing anything wrong how will they

know

how will they know i need to get out of

here i need it i need to get out of here

space i'm pressing everything

k then f i don't want to get banned from

the server this is a good server

okay i press k and f

then what

exit vehicle

okay i literally don't know how to get

out i literally don't know how to get

out how the [ __ ] do i get off

okay see

how do i get out

all right well

we can't visit hey we can't knock on

hassan's door step but that's okay

because there are other ways of getting

his attention

so i'm gonna scroll back

all right

hassan wake up

wake up hassan

wake up

hassan get outside

come on inside hassan

pay your tax

pay your revolutionary tax

hassan

get outside

get outside now

[ __ ]

maybe if i [ __ ] just

rp suicide and get out of here

unironically i'm just gonna [ __ ] like

crash into something

[Applause]

get out of my way

yeah f does not work

all right i have a plan

i'm gonna do this

this car like invincible

retreating to the hills is a

revolutionary gorilla for the people's

army

long live chairman gonzalo

you cannot [ __ ] die in this game

is it is uh the fps bad

it's good for me

i'll go in the water that's a good idea

long wave chairman gonzalo oh

well now i'm in a pickle

i'm definitely in a pickle now

yeah

that'll do it to make me stuck

did i just wait till i starve to death

control

no you can't

you can

i'm [ __ ] stuck calling 9-1-1 that's

what i'm doing

all right so what do i do to pull up my

phone

[Music]

three

who is the phone who's the phone

[Music]

[ __ ] do i do it

oh two

cannot [ __ ] do this

[Music]

oh okay

call the police

how do i call the police

[Music]

i don't have any contacts

[Music]

help

i'm stuck and a

crazy person attacked me

no police on duty to respond

oh my god

what do i do

help me this is the worst night of my

life

how do i get out of this

exit cards exits

i n f r a r e d for l y f r

i don't know how to get out

no i don't have a control okay suicide

that

there's nothing i can do i'm just stuck

how do i do that give people the bird

how do i do that

[ __ ] you society

[ __ ] you society for doing this to me

[ __ ] everyone

[ __ ] you all for making

stolen land

just this is not fun

nothing there is am i supposed to do

yeah i'm gonna die of hunger soon right

i'm literally surprised no one's here

[Music]

run the keys to the vehicle

all right what should i do what should i

do in this situation what am i supposed

to [ __ ] do

there's a setting tabs yeah this one

e bindings

so vehicle

exit yeah it's f okay

this is the glitch clearly right

yeah i have to leave this sir i don't

want to leave this server

no it's a good server

[Music]

he can't exit out

i know i'm getting banned okay

i just want to get out of this

i am stuck in this vehicle

please kill me and resurrect my soul

no i can't hear me scream

this is the most stupid thing that's

ever happened in the history of the

world

oh leave and rejoin that's actually

smart

that's actually smart

game wait

do another one

firm

here people

long live the red revolutionary first of

may

why do i have a new haircut

i have triumphed

should i get back in this car

why did i do that

i miss meech this capitalist car

before car ownership is the most counter

revolutionary enterprise of all

i spite and

spit upon

this most subtler colonial of constructs

capitalist freedom and liberty

to drive your car around instead of

using trains

all right i'm supposed to be meeting

soros

he's on his yacht supposed to go and

meet him

collect some our paychecks

for our next revolutionary practice all

right we have to get our funding

somewhere you [ __ ] reactionary

don't [ __ ] judge me for where we get

our money we have to get it from

somewhere you [ __ ] capitalist pig

right money doesn't go on trees dumb ass

all right let's go

yo sub based

sub bass thank you so much appreciate

you

excuse me are you homeless

that's pretty funny

because i'm looking around

to me

it actually looks like

you're not from around here now are you

i mean

talking about your ancestors

yeah

you're sitting on stolen land right now

you [ __ ] imperialist pig

and you benefit from first world

imperialism

now don't give me your [ __ ] sob story

about how you're homeless and oh you

feed your kids i don't give a [ __ ]

you're a settler

all right you're not part of the

cherokee nation

oh yeah

spit in your face

freaking

jerk

are we gonna go meet with sorrows who's

this other homeless guy

what the [ __ ] is this

oh look another first world worker

another [ __ ]

another first world worker benefiting

from first world capitalist exploitation

of the third world

huh

taking out my phone in case

capitalist

pig

reactionary

you capitalist reactionary pig why

you're not even unionized

taking on my phone i'm recording this

everyone look at this capitalist pig i'm

putting it on twitter you're gonna get

ratio

you're gonna get ratio okay

hey i'm talking to you

i'm talking to you

excuse me

[ __ ]

i'm talking to you

oh how do i do the [ __ ] thing

how do i point again

i'm i'm talking to you right now this is

violence this is violence

this is violence

you're an owner operator look at that

oh oh you're a worker and yet you own

your own oh you're a petite bourgeois

kulak

frickin owner operator owns your own

[ __ ] leaf blower

what's that what's that hey this is

violence stop ignoring me

oh my god

you started it you started it

you started it

all right

we're a little mate we're a little late

with our meeting with soros guys can i

uh break rp for a second tell you

oh my god i was here

it's gonna make me sad man

i was here a few times

it's a santa monica it's a santa monica

pierre

i was there i went on that pierre once

i was looking at the ocean

oh god

l.a

we're meeting with soros

oh why does he make me walk all this way

so fat phobic

yeah yeah

hey what's up comrade i did you collect

your soros checks too

yeah

yeah pretty good we're getting it for

our austin chapter oh that's great

yeah we're doing it for your local l.a

chapter good take care comrade what's

your name on twitter let me get your

name on twitter

um i'm gonna follow you

i usually go on twitter to ratio that

has guy we all pile in on him

um we should join in we have these group

chats where we coordinated definitely

join in and and uh come with us all

right got your all right got it

so what what does soros want exactly for

all this money

uh nothing really you know he just i

talked to him for five minutes and he

was like yeah

take as much as you want

and i i said all right

well we need a few megaton missiles and

a few have patchy helicopters

and this [ __ ] capitalist pig

said he couldn't he couldn't do that all

he could do

was give us a ton of money you know

like block traffic and and great

disruptions [ __ ]

[ __ ] trailer piece of [ __ ]

hey keep in mind there's there's there's

well there's actually some theory behind

this so

um mao talked about the patriotic

bourgeoisie the democratic boudoir i

don't know if you know taran

she's uh one of our comrades in the uh

the communist party usa and she talks

about how the democratic

communists should defend democracy

against fascism so soros is like a

democratic bourgeoisie and like yeah

he's not perfect and stuff but

um he's he's a democrat he's democratic

patriotic bourgeoisie

and we shouldn't feel guilty for taking

money from it

because

you know at the end of the day um

it's it's the it's democracy okay

i don't have time for this all right i'm

gonna go see him

all right we're gonna

we're gonna go see uh soros

is this isn't this what you're supposed

to do you're not supposed to talk to

humans all the time are you

aren't you supposed to talk to npcs and

[ __ ] is that what they do

hey

i'm the only one who

does that

there's no play there's like 60 players

here where am i supposed to [ __ ] find

players

all right soros soros's super yacht to

get our check

we're here to get our super our check

from soros

right

soros

georgie where are you

uh what is this [ __ ]

is mark here zuckerberg

oh my god

[ __ ]

what

the bodyguard threw me off the yacht

hang on

why

help

please

help me

help

i've sung into the bottom of the ocean

along with all the ancient indigenous

technology

including the invention of the iphone

and the

and you know

space rockets and stuff that europeans

took back to europe but they they sank

and they never brought them back

i'm sharing the fate of all the settlers

died

in this shipwrecks

please don't let this be my fave

please help me

if i die what happens do i die forever

these jason

jason i miss all the good old days when

i don't see jason i never told you this

before but

i was always scared to say it but

i miss your old content

it's a new turn we're taking i don't

know what's going on i mean

used to just you know be a happy jolly

go lucky guy and

now

seems like there's so much toxicity and

negativity and

i was always scared to say this openly

because twitter would ratio me but

honestly like

don't you think we've taken it too far

come on

things have changed

ever since we started taking that soros

money everything started to change and

honestly i

i thought

maybe

he could be the true revolutionaries

but it turns out it just seems like

every day we're the sellouts

losing a lot of faith and morale

please help me i don't want to die this

way

i really don't want to die this way

please

help me

please i don't want to die this way

they're not

they're not helping me because i killed

that one [ __ ] guy

i'm sorry for what i did

i'm really sorry

he was a settler

i told him he didn't acknowledge it was

stolen land he's a chauvinist

i'm sorry for what i did

all right can i send one last text

message

how do i open the menu can i

please

help me

[Music]

one last tweet

you can't use a phone while dead

i'm not dead yet

i like this

why do they make you wait

360 seconds

just wanted to say

down with the pet socks

and those

are my final words

as i depart this world

on last

hey

i blame you god

you did this to me

i used to think you weren't real

but now i do believe in you for the

first time

except

i hate you

you did this to me

you made me ugly

you made mom and dad

choose their other favorite son instead

of me

you didn't pay for my scholarship to

arts and crafts university so i could be

an interpretive dancer

you drove me to this point

and most of all

he hate you mom and dad

what the [ __ ] is this

in is this

am i in hell

this isn't so bad

honestly it's not even that bad

ah what a bad dream

i had the weirdest dream honestly

okay

what the [ __ ] is this

hey

oh no it's purgatory

help me come back

come back here

i'm stuck

[ __ ]

get back here right now

this is purgatory i'm looking down on

all the souls

i don't want to be here

i got [ __ ] clipped

i just having to [ __ ] feel my way out

of here

i gotta find stairs okay

can someone help me please i'm stuck

holy [ __ ] do you see them on the other

side

excuse me can you hear me

can anyone hear me

the [ __ ] is that

oh freedom

freedom

free

all right now we can go

leave this [ __ ] cursed place

holy

76 [ __ ] the latest

excuse me

what's up brother

you know this is stolen land

okay

hey get the [ __ ] back here

excuse me

settler

i'm coming witch

i'm gonna tease you out of this vehicle

you have three seconds

three no

two

i'm coming with you

you're a revisionist

traitor

you're

have you read the selected works of

chairman gonzalo

go ahead

capitalist pig

you can't do [ __ ]

you're stuck with me now

am i

anyway

did you know this is stolen land

did you know that you don't give a [ __ ]

oh really you don't care

you immoral reactionary settler

chauvinist piece of [ __ ]

you don't care

my comrades are gonna know about you

you're gonna get fired from your job

i'm posting you to twitter

i'm posting you on twitter [ __ ]

wait i could steal this

and drive it

thanks for the free car dumbass

i'm gonna kill a lot of people with this

i'm gonna chase him

i'm out of the [ __ ] government

vehicle

i'm holding it

i'm holding

this it how the capitalists infiltrate

your mind and turn you crazy

you know what uh

okay if you're gonna do this i'm just

gonna get inside of it i don't give a

[ __ ]

and i'm going on a murder spree

[ __ ] the server i'm getting banned from

[ __ ] display this message you [ __ ]

dumb ass server

[ __ ]

one

two it's three it's four

oh okay

okay i got it

all right nevermind

that guy was such an [ __ ]

all right let me post this to twitter

no phone

how do i get a phone

why do i why don't i have a phone

anymore

where's my iphone i'm nothing without

twitter

need a retweet horatio haas

how do i get and get a

[ __ ] [ __ ]

how do i get a [ __ ] phone

do i get a phone

where do i get one

i need to buy it then i need a job

[ __ ]

it's settlers

i'll never get a job

never

make

me make me

hi there

excuse me

yes

this is stolen land

it's not yes it is

no it's not oh really

i'm comrade number three the leader of

the cherokee nation

and yeah it's stolen land

oh [ __ ]

saw this man man this is stolen land

it's not if you have a problem with it

you can take it up with the government

oh yeah

yeah oh yeah

i have three percent cherokee running

through my veins

the cries of my ancestors

compel me to besmeach this vehicle of a

settler colonial state

i'm gonna have to ask you to stop that

or what capitalist pig

or what capitalist pig you can remove

yourself from the property oh [ __ ] you

can remove yourself from this land it

doesn't belong to you settler

it doesn't belong to you

all you can do is use the violence of

the capital estate to repress the truth

that shining light of chairman gonzalo

from his luminous prison cell will

overwhelm the capitalist pigs once and

for all long live chairman gonzalo

what do you got to say chauvinist

you can just remove yourself from

hospital property please

cat got your tongue chauvinist no

if you stop

sound like he got you boxed up though

my red guards are on the way

you can remove yourself from hospital

property

my red guards are on the way that's nice

you can remove yourself from the

property my red guards are on the way

and you're gonna get fired from your job

for doing what

oh you're going all over twitter

you're going all over twitter yourself

from the property you're going all over

twitter

give me my phone back

i don't have your phone

yeah you do i woke up in your hospital

bed i didn't consent to it

and you stole my phone give it back

i did not

oh really yeah really

i don't have your phone and what if i

punch you in the face right now

you'll be assaulting

an ems worker and i have about you going

you going too far bro relax you are

going way too far

i guess you're landing over me ain't

that serious bro

and who are you

uh you know i'm my name lee

this is stolen land you better get your

rocks

you know you don't you don't got to be

selfish

property

this vehicle excuse me and now you're

threatening me with violence so you can

remove yourself oh yeah

i'm a feminist i believe in equality

that's nice you can remove yourself from

the property so nothing's stopping me

from punching you in the face

can you guys get pd down here please oh

[ __ ]

bring the capitalist pigs bring them i

think i think you should run bro

bring the capitalist pigs

i'm not going anywhere police arrive i'm

not going anywhere that's fine

over to the emergency bait please

settler

you're a capitalist pig

you even wear them you even wear the

uniform of the capitalist pigs

some guy was beating up one of your

ambulances

and now he's threatening me with

violence no i'm not you did no i didn't

yes you did you're a liar

am i

you're

you i've asked you to leave several

times no

you

you need to back away what are you doing

what the [ __ ] are you doing

let me out

the violence of capitalism against the

most marginalized and oppressed

the violence of capitalism against the

most marginalized and oppressed amongst

the violence of capitalism

this is fascism

not my president

not my president it's fascism

get me out of this

get me out

fascism

this isn't even physically possible

oh here's the fascist military police

their fascist militarization of the

police budget take care of this guy for

these are these are neo-nazi gangsters

no no

this isn't even the police

got him

what the [ __ ] is going on you're not

even police

my red guards are coming they're gonna

[ __ ] you up

[ __ ] your red guards

my red guards are coming they're gonna

[ __ ] you up he can't believe it

an ems guy literally [ __ ] came and

took me to

[Laughter]

the next one the [ __ ] is this what the

[ __ ] is happening

your whole gang is toast

your whole gang is toast i'm gonna wipe

you all out john wick style

i'm comrade number three

i'm comrade number three hey pretty soon

i'm gonna bleed out i'm gonna respawn

i'm gonna come chasing after you oh

you're gonna watch her i said that again

i'm gonna chase after you and every

single one are you gonna pay for what

you've done no no what did you say

you're gonna what i'm gonna bleed out

and uh

wake up

because yeah yeah you're gonna wake up

you're not gonna remember anything

yeah

no you know that's what usually happens

when you get uh you know

you see the light you know what i'm

saying

should probably read our uh city

guidelines you know

all right capitalist pig

capitalist pig you think we're pd bro

you think where those scum

you're a capitalist pig we're worse than

pete this is stolen land

this is stolen land

this is all stolen land

i'm gonna reclaim it

all right

i'd like to see you trying

oh yeah

oh wait just to introduce us we're the

falcon family you can press this all you

want man

you're a bunch of [ __ ]

yeah

that's the one that's bleeding out

yeah

it was an honor serving chairman gonzalo

from his shining luminous prison cell

and

it was an honor

for you for me that's all i can say i

died in honorable death

[Music]

i'm still here dumbasses

uh you shot we got we shot you now you

shouldn't be talking anymore yeah

wow he doesn't have anything at all take

money take money did you take money

how to play this it's so weird i'm

trying to hold space it doesn't work

so what did he do i just came for the

late what do i don't know

why are we dumping him then what the

[ __ ]

oh i was shooting and i saw him in cuffs

yeah

because i heard him talking [ __ ] that's

why i came in here i'm talking [ __ ]

that's why

you take his money

yep oh my god

all right stop him in the water

i think i got banned

in one day i get unbanned

all right

i i don't know i don't know how to play

this okay i don't know how to play rp

okay

now we could do another one or i could

we could wait till tomorrow call quits

what do you guys want to do let's do

another one or should we just wait till

tomorrow

i'm coming back tomorrow i'm just going

to run

them all right tomorrow the plan is

i'm getting a car i'm running them all

over then i get banned forever i need to

find a better server that server's not

big enough

no i can't do this [ __ ] because no pixel

will never accept me any server [ __ ]

all right

you know what's [ __ ] scary guys this

all feels illegal it feels like i

shouldn't be doing this

but it's just a game right

isn't it just the game

hyperbolic do i need to like

discord that server

this one's probably good right

i think these people take it very

seriously

i think these people take it very

seriously

all right can i like buy

can i buy my way into this server

yeah people take it very seriously

you feel guilty i do like when i was at

the hospital yelling at that woman i

actually felt really bad like i felt

really kind of disgusting i was like

this is actually [ __ ] up like it's

kind of scary

and not

actually felt really [ __ ] up i was

i shouldn't be doing this like this is

wrong but it's just a game you know

that's what i was thinking yeah it's

just a game

but

[Music]

you know i don't even know what the

rules are because it's like i'm thinking

this is just a game so nothing matters

when i was like i'm a feminist so i

don't even care

oh my god

this is actually golden content

i love doing this so much i'm not gonna

lie i love rp so much

all right i don't want to get too

excited about it

uh let's just okay this one uh i'm i

have to wait in the queue so i'm gonna

just find

sirius rp let's check this one

all right this is a serious rp

should i make a youtube highlights of

that one because

should i make a youtube highlights

oh my god

that was actually hilarious

look

all right i'm i'm i'm i'm joining

another one right now

joining another one

i don't know if i'm gonna work out

tonight honestly i just sleep instead

comrade number three takes it to the

streets

oh my god

you know this to be your red guards

you can invite someone else to rp is

jason

yeah we're creating a chaz

we're going to create a jazz it's still

loading i'm just looking at other [ __ ]

it's at 139 out of uh 137 so we should

probably like

look at some [ __ ] while we wait

let's check twitter anything on

all right um

i i also have the british character that

i like honestly

i want to do the british character too

[Music]

donated five dollars make this like a

weekly things that's funny

i will i will

i will

i have so many characters in my head

like this is what i do i have just

i have so many characters

that's still waiting to download all

this [ __ ] it's like 142 out of 157

checking like the internet

seeing if anything's going on

let's check our reddit

you guys like this [ __ ] twitter ratio

irl

[ __ ] what is it

first name

flight 356 is delayed for aircraft

maintenance

i do

please arrive three hours before your

fries

all right uh nationality

but what

what's like

like an extinct british colony name

like a random british

perfect fail

rittington

yeah why who the [ __ ] said nigel cooking

let's go to morning wood

all right

perfect

absolutely delightful

i cannot wait

to bask

the glory that is

los angeles

cap entertainment capital of the world

oh it seems we are in the dark cannot

see a goddamn thing

bro come on man

everything's got to go wrong man

he's got to go wrong you never notice

that

all right

i'm rapidly running out of patience

oh it's loading

floating

oh man

you know what

uh so what choice am i left with

what

was it that easy

well was it that easy

am i stuck with this

face creation

[Music]

what what what exactly can i create

parents

i might just keep it like this

we might just keep it like this

what i say with the problem is

but this cannot be

this is not going to do

noise or cocking ham

i got cooking um

nigel cooking ham

[ __ ]

all right we'll just have a random guy

base one

this is i have to choose the parents

like come on

why the three faces

there's three parents

all right

set this

okay i don't know i don't know what's

this

we're just gonna go straight to clothing

because i don't

i'm just gonna make him have no chin

that's the best i could do

skin

hair

okay he can't have hair can he there's

no way

boy [ __ ] this mate [ __ ] this

get the [ __ ] out of here

get the [ __ ] out of

here save changes get the [ __ ] out

all right enough for this

we're gonna go outside

have a big tussle

and who the [ __ ] are you

you mind telling me what you're doing in

front of my house

well you're not going to talk

is that it

uh you say cat's got your tongue is it

that's got your tongue is it

what the [ __ ] are you doing in front of

my house

get the [ __ ] out of my face

[ __ ]

and who the [ __ ] are you

who the [ __ ] are you they [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you you [ __ ] gay [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you

[Laughter]

[ __ ] you mate

oh [ __ ]

[ __ ]

good

human ape strung together

that learn your lesson

only one room for a bold guy in this

server

[ __ ] you

the [ __ ] is this server

yeah

[ __ ] you

i'm not gonna stop until you're dead

i'll kill you in it

that's right

he stomping on you even while you're

down

ruthless

guns are brixton

99th street

get the [ __ ] back here

stupid [ __ ]

i didn't give you permission to get up

or breathe

[ __ ] back on the ground

boy mate

that's the easiest

bag i've ever gonna call the coppers now

i'm gonna call the coppers now

not on my watch

[Music]

so you've decided not to choose boilings

in it in it

in it

it's dead

you better not tell a single soul or

what you saw here

i mean that

not have mics

these

these people don't have mics

okay we're gonna run people over and

[ __ ] i'm just kidding we're following

this

[ __ ]

i've got nothing to do with that

that's gonna know

that's got no business with me

[Music]

it's just it's like

okay

where's the monkey

get back over here

right this instant

where's all this violence

the [ __ ] are you

this is my

vehicle i'll be taking that

[Applause]

sultan

why do they ban the one fun thing to do

in gta which is to run people over

[Applause]

going on a little draw right now won't

[Music]

i think i'm using the mic in game right

yeah

[Music]

why did i do that

[ __ ]

stream sports

stop your truck now mate

this is a carjacking

storm

[Music]

mate

there's no this is the server has no

laws there's just no rules and no laws

anything goes

just do whatever you want

wait [ __ ]

oh no

who do i call

i'm dead

what do i what am i supposed to do now

[ __ ]

oh whoa

[Music]

the other is so exhausting i don't even

have energy to do the other one

i'll i'll have energy

that other character is so ex you have

no i like

if you feel annoyed by the land bad

character it's literally more annoying

for me i have no energy for it i

literally have no energy

what

land

took one for the team now that way

is there no ems

help i'm dead

no you can't respond you have to wait

no this server has a lot of people

believe it or not

the server has like hundreds of people

waste

i tried

trying to do the ambulance thing

oh r

hey

help me i'm dead come revive me

hey we have

a minute and

who the [ __ ] is that

a minute and 30 seconds

oh help me

help me

i think i'm failure

i know this server is a glitchy piece of

[ __ ] because everyone's bald

oh help me

help me

everyone is bald on the server

are you gonna play elden ring i don't

know man

i don't think i'll have time oh my

oh my

i have a fool and i can't get off

elder scrolls six is not coming until

2027.

probably never coming

all right

whoa

what the [ __ ] is this

hey

any sharing

you know what

i i can't see a goddamn [ __ ] thing

did you have a microphone

hey this is a crackhead server man they

don't have [ __ ] mics

great

great server

then since you can't do anything violent

or illegal i can call you a little [ __ ]

and you can't do anything about it kanye

wants your [ __ ] made

piece of [ __ ]

oh my not my saw

this little hat you got there

let me uh give you my keys

[ __ ] you

yo come closer [ __ ] you what you going

to do about it you cannot do anything

illegal in this area

i could say what i want

i'm telling the police

yo who just cuffed me

yeah he's going to

go to jail now

no no come here i'm saying robbed me for

my cops

my name is nigel cockingham

take my cups

some dude ran in there randomly cuffed

and then ran off

i reckon this is my vehicle

you're taking that

you're on our way

hurry up

huh

hey

what ever told you

that some things can't be seen

i'm gonna go to your mom's house to give

her a bit of a shag

oh for real man

that's right

oh you think that's going to happen huh

at least most certainly is going to

happen

yeah you want to slip out this vehicle

and see what happens

[Music]

you you tim if you're [ __ ] to do

anything about it i reckon this is my

vehicle now

i will not be getting out

i will not be getting out of this

vehicle

hey man look what i got your head right

now

you wouldn't do a [ __ ] thing

man

[Music]

tell you what now

i've got your family tied up

[ __ ] on ninth and south street anything

happens to me

they're going to be burning to washes

don't do a [ __ ] thing you [ __ ]

[ __ ] you want to know what i got to say

about that man

what have you got to say

i don't have a family that's really mine

shut the [ __ ] up

i'mma give your mother a shag

guess a number

one out of ten what are the odds i'm

going to shoot you

more stinking [ __ ] us

do you get a big mouth man i don't know

why

my god your mother's got a big bum

yeah she got a big dick

that's right i as a matter of fact i do

[ __ ] you

see [ __ ] you to your face

so you don't understand i got the power

on you right now man we haven't got a

goddamn [ __ ] thing i'm never leaving

this car it's my car now you won't do

[ __ ] and [ __ ] you about me hey next time

you flip me off i'm pulling a bullet in

your head

[ __ ] you

[ __ ] you and your mom

yeah it won't do [ __ ] don't don't test

[ __ ] you

[ __ ] your mom

[ __ ] your [ __ ] your dad

[ __ ] your mom

suck your mom

[ __ ] you

it's my car now get the [ __ ] out of my

face

what the [ __ ] happened my npc just

looks like i escaped

why is so aggressive man

why is my guy such an [ __ ] he hits

him

oh give your mom a shag so sorry about

that man

did i still talk no

all right we're back should i should i

can i call

9-1-1

some psychopath

just shot me in the head

unprompted

for no reason

get your hooligans under

control

he's back

need an ambulance

immediately

what's going on he took my body

he put his what the [ __ ] is this

oh i'm getting revived

let's get it

stopping me from knocking you right off

your feet right now

[ __ ] you

and your mom

what are you gonna do about it

exactly what i thought

[Music]

yeah i needed just the [ __ ] voice

volume settings that's exactly it

uh voice chat

output no it's all the way up yeah i

don't know what's going on

where are we going

i reckon

what the [ __ ] are you doing i'm calling

the police this is my bike now

[ __ ] you and your mum

what are you gonna do

[Music]

what are you going to do

i reckon nothing is old

hey [ __ ]

look at what a [ __ ] laggy [ __ ] this

[Music]

what about what am i get reported for

he punched me all he did was get on his

bike

[Music]

[ __ ] you

[Music]

didn't know ben

[Applause]

[Music]

[ __ ]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

that's enough that's enough

you