Haz From Infrared Spills The Beans About Booty

in high school

i quickly realized

that if i larp i'm not gonna get no big

booty [ __ ] i'm not gonna get no you

know thick i'm not gonna get none of

that

you know what i'm saying

so because here's the difference between

me and you chat

i was looking for that i was looking for

big booty [ __ ]

that's all i cared about

but you guys were looking for anime you

guys are looking for anime girls

yeah we're not the same we're not the

same

we're not the same you understand you're

not this we're not the same

we are not the same

y'all were looking for [ __ ] cartoon

wives on anime

me

i was looking for one thing

you understand

mouse thank you appreciate it

and did i get it

no not in high school

i didn't

but is that what i

wanted

in high school yes

i know sage i know

i know sage

i know sage

you guys gotta realize

even to this day

i forget titties even exist i forget

they even exist because that's how much

i don't [ __ ] care about them that's

how much i don't [ __ ] care about them

i don't even notice

i don't even notice that

whether she's got titties or not i will

not even notice i'll like overlook it

and then when i do realize it it's like

oh [ __ ] that's great but i won't even

notice it it's like oh so what

i even forget they exist

it means nothing to me nothing

nothing

nothing

it's all lower body it's all lower body

that's odd thick legs

that's what i'm [ __ ] looking for you

know what i'm saying

all of my what did every crush i've ever

had in my life with like one exception

have in common every single one

do the math

do the math

would you have a pretty face and a fat

flat ass or ugly face with a fat ass

ugly face and a fat ass i don't gotta i

don't give a [ __ ] about the face

you think she can wear makeup unless she

looks so grotesque she can wear [ __ ]

makeup dude i don't give a [ __ ] about

face

i don't give a [ __ ]

i don't give a [ __ ] about face

the [ __ ]

[ __ ] i give a [ __ ] about face for what

the [ __ ]

face

ugly face is ugly kid i don't give a

[ __ ]

i ain't marrying her i don't trust

nobody i'm not marrying nobody

you're not talking about the tummy

though cause i'm not a [ __ ] weirdo

dude i have a natural male

straight male instinct

so y'all who are talking about tummies

and [ __ ] y'all [ __ ] weird i should

ban you dude you [ __ ] weirdo

like what the [ __ ] is that

the [ __ ] is that dude

what the [ __ ] are you talking about

said tummy what

i should ban you dude you [ __ ] weird

cause tommy what

i'm going to tell the truth

women not going to want to hear this

[ __ ]

women are not going to want to hear this

[ __ ] if i see

that type of body lower

body

proportions

thick thighs fat ass if i see that big

waist

she is automatically a good person in my

eyes like i will trust her with my life

she is immediately a queen to me

she is immediately a queen

perfect

virtuous good person she's smart she's

intelligent

she's interesting captivating

everything everything she ticks all the

boxes

all the boxes

immediately immediately it's love at

first sight

it's love at first sight let me tell you

truth i fall in love with every single

woman i see who looks like that but i

just forget about them like five minutes

later no that's cap i don't

i fall out of love and like um

immediately when they're out of sight

but i still remember them you know

obviously

nah if they see that listen cia if cia

want to send a honeypot

that's how you get me cia that is you

will literally succeed you will

literally

literally cia deep state if you send me

that

i will spill all of my secrets

everything i promise you promise you

that's how you'll get me

that is how you'll get me

whatever she wants anything i'll say it

i will become a [ __ ] dog i will

literally become a dog

i'm not a god i'm a [ __ ] imperfect

human being i'm a man

you understand

i'm not a god who's like above

everything

what can i do

literally what can i do

and by the way cia like

you can send her whenever dude

send send your agent whenever

when literally whenever

i surrender just send her to me

not big waste i mean like hips not waist

hips sorry men hips

see any cia send me one you know i'm

saying you will win you will get

everything

you will get everything

how did we get to this subject let's

continue debating hassan

and that i'm putting this on the youtube

and this is gonna be so hard to edit now

because i just went on a [ __ ] tangent

about this [ __ ]

it's gonna be so hard to edit now

it's gonna be so [ __ ] hard to edit

this video now

how will you bar i got plenty of secrets

yeah i got plenty of secrets cia plenty

of secrets

plenty of secrets only that kind of

honey pot is going to get them out

though so you know what i'm saying like

that is my achilles heel you know that

is my achilles heel and that that's a

honey pot that will succeed you want to

know how [ __ ] incompetent the us

[ __ ] government is

you want to know how [ __ ] incompetent

the [ __ ] us government is

they're literally gonna send me a girl

who's like not my type like they'll send

me they'll be like oh he wants that and

she's gonna come and she's just not

gonna be my [ __ ] type

that's literally the [ __ ] go you look

at the dmv and they don't do anything

right dude it's all [ __ ] incompetence

they're literally gonna they don't this

is the truth dude

big booty women are more rare than

[ __ ] diamonds

it's so hard to find that in this world

it is the most rare type of [ __ ]

person i swear to [ __ ] god it's so

[ __ ] rare

they will literally send me like

man

man [ __ ]

you care if it's natural

yeah i do i actually do

i don't like that unnatural [ __ ] if it's

unnatural i can tell and i won't like it

i won't like it if it's natural you live

in the wrong city no i mean you if you

look for that you will find it but i'm

saying like it is rare it is [ __ ]

rare

it's rare

is kim k ideal

she's not but she used to be when she

was like younger

i get turned up yeah

no edit this out i don't want i don't

want my youtube audience to see this

[ __ ] i'll get embarrassed youtube

audience i don't want them to see this

i'll get embarrassed but the twitch

audience can hear this [ __ ]

there's in law school [ __ ] now there

ain't none in law school man

y'all should see what i'm working with

in law school man

hey none of that [ __ ] men and to be fair

men too i'm like the most attractive

[ __ ] person in law school

law school listen who wants to be a

lawyer ugly people

okay

ain't [ __ ] i wish i went to med school

dude they're all in med school that's

where all the [ __ ]

that's where all the bad [ __ ] are at

is in med school

all in med school man

[ __ ] law school

ain't nothing in law school for me

nothing nothing

what about psych school there's probably

a lot inside psych school too to be fair

to be fair

to be fair

engineering is worse

does he do a lot of active movements no

it's just because ugly people want to do

law you know that's the truth

law attracts ugly people

okay let's continue this let's continue