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Prepare for launch.

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Anti-Matter TV with the 10.

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A little bits with the one.

You may think it's a little bit, but here, even one goes a long way.

What the fuck is up?

Assalamu alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh.

Welcome to Sharia Law TV, where we will talk about our plans.

Wait, I'm doing a wrong accent.

What's up, guys?

How are we doing?

What's up everybody?

We got a lot of shit to we got a lot of ground to cover today.

We got a lot of shit to talk about.

Jake Lang came to Dearborn.

That was funny.

There's other stuff going on.

We gotta talk about it.

We gotta, you know.

Get on it.

I've seen some funny stuff in my chat actually before the.

See, that's what I'm saying.

I started seeing some stuff, people saying, Oh, bad empanada, this, bad empanada that.

Brutal Stanis, what's up?

I don't, you know, you realize how all this shit happens independently of me.

It's like you guys, you started fucking with him, and then he disappointed you by reasserting the same line that he's always had, like, since the beginning.

Why, like, are people what?

Where are the OG gorillas to actually help people understand what the fucking situation is?

Douglas, what's up?

And I also, I want to understand what the practical significance of the entire debate being had is.

What's the practical significance?

You know, it's a very philosophical discussion.

You know, we're taking a time machine and deciding whether we defend or support something that happened.

And what do we, what do, what, what, here and now, what's the practical significance?

Because I could tell you, for example, for the Zionist entity, the destruction of this fake country called Israel, comprehensively, the destruction of Israel is something that you can see in the future.

It's like a, it is, one, yes, moral, absolutely moral.

Two, historically necessary.

Three, possible, and four, entirely justified from the basic perspective that as long as there's a state of Israel, that enshrines that the.

That Jews will be elevated over non-Jews.

It's baked into the very Constitution, it's baked into the very nature of an Israel.

And if you are living in in America, whatever we're calling this land, it is a land that three hundred and thirty people three hundred and thirty million people live on.

You know, on the one hand, you can't deny.

There's no, you can't defend the past.

It's just impossible.

There's no way to do that.

It's physically impossible to defend the past because the past happened.

So, how can you defend it?

Because it can't be attacked in the first place.

So, what is the thing actually being attacked?

The moral sanctity of the United States of America.

Forget about history.

Right now,

The same state that claims continuity with the United States of America is terrorizing the world, committing unspeakable atrocities and crimes right now as we speak.

You don't have to go into the past to blacken, morally blacken, the name United States of America.

It's not necessary at all to go into the past to do that.

It's happening right now.

On the other hand,

Those of us burdened here with the question of how to go forward, well, let's ask a basic question.

Is there nothing to be is there nothing

at all.

Present

in the tradition of the American state and I don't mean the state as in the government even necessarily, I mean this country that we call for a long time has been called the United States.

Is there no development there at all?

Is there no thread, so to speak, that is developing in such a way?

that across history, in spite of everything we all know and there's no denying of, is there any thread of historical development there which we can identify as leading to something bigger?

part of a bigger history than itself, in a sense, right?

And I just uh I refuse to believe this idea that

There's nothing.

That's it.

I just refuse to believe there's nothing at all.

I refuse to, I refuse historical nihilism that just says it's all just one continuous train wreck, one after the other.

You know who believed that very strongly were the Frankfurt School Zionists.

I don't want to dismiss them as Zionists because Walter Benjamin was more ambiguous.

But he came up with the idea of the angel of history.

You know, the angel of history is like behind a train.

And as the train moves, it's just one big fucking train wreck.

Just one big, morally abominable train wreck, right?

And it's like, look.

I think that the same ratio of good and evil exists in all people at all times, in all places, in all contexts, in all scenarios.

The decisive thing is how do we respond to that?

And that's where good and evil becomes decisive and practically evident and relevant.

And I think that history is a continuous process in which.

Evil is being overcome, but

You know, I don't know where the perspective comes from.

You know, who shared this perspective?

I think was not with me, but the moral emphasis that, like, basically every historical actor should be treated as a free moral agent, 100% responsible for the entirety of their decisions.

And if those don't conform to the standards of the morality we have now, then they're absolutely irredeemable.

That comes kind of from David Graeber when you think about it, because Graeber was very big on this idea that conventions and historical formations and social norms, that basically comes from choices, right?

And he always strongly emphasized in his idea of the schizomogenesis, whatever the fuck he called it, that, you know, a lot of the times some indigenous people or others.

Would see things like private property develop among their neighbors, and they'd just be like, Yeah, well, we don't want to do that.

We could do it, it might be technologically advantageous, but we choose not to.

So, he has this very strong emphasis on the normative dimension of sociology, right?

Which is very at odds with the Marxist tradition.

And there is a sense in which I actually kind of sympathize with Graeber, although it sounds ridiculous, but I don't agree it's at the level of individual choices.

I mainly agree that it's at the level of the the more normative dimension of a social totality or a mode of production.

There is a decisive element in which

Social logic is actually a major factor.

It's you can't reduce things to technology, survival, or anything.

Like social logic is this irreducible dimension of freedom.

I don't know, it's very philosophical, I guess.

Right?

But in general, you know, I don't know why this debate is happening with such ferocity, with such intensity.

I don't understand the practical significance, you know?

I think that the difference between now and before is that before there was this consensus among the entire Democrat Libtard.

It was like this whole everyone the pan left was all united about it, but now they're fractured.

So now you guys are very angry and an upset at one of those people

I don't understand it.

I d you have to fill me in and help me understand.

I don't get it.

But I will continue to maintain something: that the project of building a state, an American state, and if you don't want to call it America, I mean, I don't know what call it whatever you want, a state on this land by for and of the people is not intrinsically tied to ethnic, religious, or racial exclusion.

Not intrinsically.

We either want to be, and by the way, we either want to be vulgar and reductive materialists or we want to be normative, you know, determinists.

If we're going to be normative determinists, you can't be like, well,

A republic by for and of the people materially in practice corresponded to racism and all these horrific genocides and so on and so on, which is true, it did.

But if you're going to be a normative determinist, I don't want to use obfuscatory language, but if you're going to go down that path, then you should at least be consistent and say, okay, well, it doesn't have to necessarily be that, though.

Like, nothing intrinsically about a republic in principle, by for and of the people, implies that.

Building a state on this land, a universal state that recognizes, respects, and acknowledges all the people who live on it.

Yeah, I don't know why that's necessarily contingent upon.

You know, the original circumstances in which the state, the first state tradition was born, right?

Uh and and half with ham, it's like the n you gotta

You're very offended by being called an Israeli or something, which I understand you should be.

But I think if it's bothering you and provoking you so much, maybe it's because you genuinely are compelled by that argument.

I mean, why would it bother you?

Of course, nobody thinks that Americans and Israelis are the same.

Nobody actually thinks that.

I'll tell you why.

Because if that was the case, then content creators who collaborate with American organizations and American content creators and people speaking the English language would be just as ostracized and just as shunned.

Imagine if you're left-wing and you did a podcast with an Israeli left-wing influencer.

Rightly so, you would be shunned by the wider left.

You would be absolutely fucking shunned and disgraced.

But pretty much ev if you're speaking English and you're on the American Internet and you're in the American sphere and you're talking to American podcasters all the time and yeah, it's not there's a reason why it's not the same.

It because it's just not.

Israel is inceptually

An apartheid state.

Conceptually, not just because it committed genocide against the Palestinians, which it did, but because there is no framework in which a state called Israel could be preserved.

In going into the future, there's no framework for it to be possible.

A Jewish state means the supremacy of Jews over non-Jews.

That's all it fucking means.

And you guys are getting so personal and nasty with it.

I don't understand.

You need to.

You guys, sometimes you don't even make any fucking sense.

It's like sometimes I don't, I'm the strategist.

I understand that.

I understand I'm the fucking strategist.

But sometimes you guys go after people with such a ferocity and intensity.

And I'm like, has anyone actually thought about what the goal is here?

Or did you just get fucking emotional and you're just fucking doing it?

There's these strange, I don't know, Kanes called them animal spirits.

I guess that's what it fucking is because I have no fucking clue.

Like, for example, I remember.

There is such a strong hatred toward Daniel Tutt.

There was.

Like, Daniel Tutt did one podcast with me.

Daniel Tutt's a fucking loser, by the way.

Complete fucking idiot.

I get it, yeah.

He's a complete piece of shit.

Totally, he is.

But I remember at a stage when he was like half neutral to us.

And you guys were like, you're not loyal enough, Daniel Tut.

You're not loyal.

And you guys started hating him because he wasn't loyal enough to us.

And I'm like, guys, this guy doesn't even fucking know who we are.

Like, what are you talking about?

Like, just because he did a podcast with me once, you think he fucking pledges his soul to our movement and to our cause?

Sometimes I don't fucking get it.

Like, what is the strategic goal?

I always like people thinking in strategic ways, and people just don't fucking do that all the time.

Think in a strategic way.

What's the goal?

What's the outcome?

You're beefing and angering uh angry with someone who's already been isolated and marginalized by the white or American left.

So what are you angry about?

I don't understand.

If you understand where the str strategic arena is right now, and I'll

The strategic arena right now for the US left is very simple, okay?

And it is the Piker dumb.

The Piker dumb, the DSA dumb, whatever you're gonna fucking call that, that's a battlefield.

The deprogram dumb, that's a battlefield right now.

Because that's when you talk about the mainstream left, you're talking about the recognized left.

Let's call it the acknowledged left, the recognized left.

I like that term, the recognized left.

Notice even when I talk to Sneeko, even Sneeko, who comes from the right, I think, originally, when he thinks of the left, he's thinking of Hassan Piker and Mamdani and all this kind of stuff, because that's the acknowledged left.

So I want to teach you guys something.

When people have this perception of an acknowledged left,

It doesn't mean that they're choosing Piker and Mamdani over us.

It's just that the reason we're not acknowledged is because we don't have as much motion, right?

We don't have as much motion, and we haven't tapped in widely enough to be relevant for normies.

When Normies think of the left, there's a reason why these Democrats come to their mind.

And I understand it's unfair, and trust me, I know that more than anyone in the world.

But at the same time, you need to comprehend the fact that that's a battlefield, and that's where the battlefield has to be.

When you're trying to be an alternative to Piker and the Democrats and the DSA and shit, you can't sit in the corner and bitch and cry as the scorned the scorned.

You can't position yourself as the scorned.

You have to position yourself as I do acknowledge why they're acknowledged.

You know that's so fucking powerful.

You know that's so fucking powerful.

Write that down.

Somebody write that shit fucking down.

You have to acknowledge why they're acknowledged, regardless of the real fucking reason.

You have to discursively acknowledge why they are acknowledged.

Do you know what that fucking means?

I'm going to teach you the difference between a shitty, failed video essay hit piece and a successful hit piece.

A failed hit piece will target someone and just go

This piece of shit contradicted Chairman Gonzalo and they're revisiting this piece of shit reactionary right winger Immediately nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about right off the bat.

Or if you're coming from our community and you make it, you go

This person is not a real communist.

They're just.

I mean, that rhetoric is more widespread, but you could just be like, this person is a shill and a traitor of the Democrat.

Hold on.

You have to pay tribute to the fact that they are acknowledged, though.

So the smart hit piece, you know what they go?

They go, look, you know, I understand a lot of people are excited about the Mamdani thing.

And then, you know, to be credit where credit's due, he's bringing attention, making it mainstream to support Palestine.

Or even if you wanted to do one about Hassan Piker, who I never had any personal enmity toward, but nonetheless, we'll use him as an example.

You go, uh.

You know, yeah, credit where credit's due.

Hassan, you know, has been fighting a lot of the liberal Democrats and so on.

Like you have to do, you have to open with credit where credit is due.

Otherwise, you're telling the audience right off the bat that they're a bunch of subhuman fucking retards.

Do you understand that?

You have to first do, you have to first say credit where credit is due.

Because then the audience immediately goes, okay, this person's reasonable at least.

Because then they're going to feel gaslit.

Because when you're a fucking normie, you're going with the acknowledged left.

Imagine when I'm talking to Sneeko.

And I tell Sneeko, No, you're a Hassan and the Democrats and Mamdani, you know, you're an idiot you know, they're compl No, you have to say credit where credit is due first.

Otherwise, you're not addressing

You're not acknowledging why that is being acknowledged.

Do you understand how genius that is?

Acknowledge the acknowledgement.

Acknowledge the acknowledgement.

Okay.

If you don't acknowledge the acknowledgement, you lose people in the first one second.

Nobody fucking cares how you.

If you're already opposing the majority of how people perceive things, you're going to tell people shit, and it's not going to resonate with them because they're going to be like.

I'm not there yet, though, right?

So you gotta ease people into shit by being like, okay, credit where credit is due.

And then you fucking proceed, you know?

Or you just have to be cognizant of where you are in the pipeline.

That's it.

You know, sometimes when you open with, you know, Mamdani and DSA are a bunch of Democrat shills, they're not real communists.

Some people are already at the point in the pipeline where that is something that resonates with them.

But what you guys don't fucking understand, and I'm going to teach you this because you're supposed to be the guerrilla army who understands shit.

Did you know education doesn't exist on the internet in the way that you think it does?

Do you know why you want to know what cybernetic theory and even information theory, if you actually discern it, study it religiously and understand it?

Do you want to know what it actually fucking means?

I'm going to bomb you with something.

I'm going to literally throw a fucking bomb at you.

Are you ready to be bombed?

FBI, I'm sorry.

I know I'm a Muslim terrorist guy looking guy.

I don't mean it literally.

But are you ready for this truth bomb?

Okay.

The internet?

When when a person is popular, it's just because they're telling people.

What those people already agree with.

You know that's how it works, right?

Y you think you think anyone gets popular because they're telling the audience you're wrong?

Who the fuck wants to be pointed at and and told that they're wrong?

Name me a single person that likes being pointed at and told that they're wrong.

The entire information economy, the whole system, right, is based on the premise.

It's baked in.

People follow the people that already ag that they already agree with.

So the whole trick

You know, the whole trick.

Is giving credit where credit is due so that you will actually agree with people.

Hey, I do agree with you.

And then they can be open-minded.

First, they have to know you agree with them, and then they're willing to be open-minded to change their person.

Corvett, if you want to change someone's views on something, you actually have to agree with them first.

You want to change someone's views about anything, you have to agree with them first, right?

This is almost like some high-level Takia type of shit, I'm telling you.

But it's so fucking true.

That's how everything works.

Nobody.

It's l it's also so dialectical 'cause it's bit by bit.

It's like that shit adds off quantity into quality.

It adds up.

Like you start this is how pipelines work because a lot of people don't think about it, you know?

Like first I am a Republican.

I'm gonna go online and listen to Republicans.

And then you got some guy going like, Hey, fellow Republicans, I know we're all Republicans here, but you know, uh, how many gas chambers really were there?

I don't know, like, that's a bomb that they would drop like immediately.

Uh

You know, but you get what I'm saying.

It's like, yeah, that's a that's more extreme.

They're like, okay, hey, fellow Republicans.

You know something is that I know we're all Republicans here and we're all Republicans, but you know, and I know that we all hate Islam and we all hate if if I was actually an if I actually wanted to convert Americans to Islam, I would be so good at it.

Because I would first put on a MAGA hat and if preced nobody knew me, I would shave my beard, I would pretend to be some white guy.

I would put on my MAGA hat.

I don't have a MAGA hat, but I would put one on with an American flag right next to me and I would go, Hello, fellow Republicans.

We all hate Islam, don't we?

Yeah, we all hate Islam.

Yeah, we hate him.

Get him out.

No Sharia law.

And then I'd be like, now that we got that off our chest, I will say, although I hate Islam and it's the worst religion in the world.

I couldn't help but notice there was this one

Guy, I read about one time, and look, I know, yeah, we do hate Islam, but on the other hand, it is interesting how this guy, you know, they call him Bin Laden, he was fighting for the Second Amendment.

I'm, I mean, that's extreme, right?

That's extreme, but it's like, you see how it fucking works.

You see how it fucking works.

I'm teaching you something very.

Magical.

I'm teaching you something very fundamental about how this shit works, okay?

It's like that's how it works.

I'm giving you these exaggerated examples, but like that's literally how it fucking works.

Right?

Um

And I know that because the guerrilla army, the original guerrilla army, it was people who were already tankies, people who already were on this shit.

Almost every single one of them.

You're being told what you already want to hear because you already fucking agree with it.

Nobody ever is going to listen to someone they don't already agree with.

Will you listen to someone you don't already agree with?

No, you won't.

Shut up.

Yeah, I will.

Shut up.

No, you're not.

And if you're doing it, it's for other reasons.

But it's like the guy who goes, I listen to all of it.

No, you don't.

Everyone's got their own dead set convictions.

Somewhere they have something they're stubborn about.

They believe in it stubbornly, right?

It's just how it fucking works.

So, when I tell you about where the arena is and the battlefield is, I will say the Sneeko.

Development among the snecosphere.

I don't know what to call it, the sneekosphere.

Very interesting to be honest, because we are understanding that there's this DSA Hassan Piker left.

That we are, we understand that's the battlefield, that's the arena.

That's where, in a sense, we do need to do Tekia there, but not in this, not in a sense, like we need to go fishing, like stay on the ACP boat, stay on the ACP boat, stay on our boat.

But do like deep operations, like cast a net and cast it into the DSA lake and then find all the contradictions and find out what's going on and be very ruthlessly, you know.

You need to be like Lenin.

He said, any contradictions, any contradictions among the enemy, any opportunity to gain a mass ally, like you have to go there, you have to go fishing.

You have to do it while you're on the ACP boat.

That's so critical and important.

But you have to go fishing, you know?

On I'm talking about the DSA left people, right?

Uh, no, I'm not talking about the snekosphere.

I'm talking about the DSA left people.

You have to go fishing and you have to.

Um

Like for example, I'm not gonna I'm not telling you to do this, but one example of that would be like make make like a fake Reddit account or something.

Go into one of these like DSA tanky communities and be like, hey, I hate ACP, I hate infrared, but and you kind of slowly desensitize and inch people toward us.

We have to be this ruthlessly fucking We have to do this.

We do.

We're competing with all the intelligence agencies of the world.

We do have to fucking move like that.

You know?

I'm not telling you to do that on Reddit or some shit.

I'm just telling you, you have to think in this way.

Don't.

Whenever sometimes y'all are just not being strategic, I'm just saying, you know.

Don't do it on your main accounts.

You know, like if you're on X, make an alt account.

Blend in with LipTards, but then like decisively strike at contradictions that benefit us and inch people toward us.

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't know.

And maybe I I'm not even telling you to do that because I'm just saying if you have the free time, because like instead of making an alt called like retarded SpongeBob and trolling people, I know some of you make alts just to troll that have no meaning at all.

Instead of doing that, like do it.

Do actual Takia on the left, right?

On the left, the liberal left.

Anyway, guys, um

Let me uh explain.

The thing about the Sneeko sphere, it's very interesting, 'cause Sneeko just said in New York City he's going to he's thinking about launching a um United Muslims of America.

And I find that very interesting.

I never thought Muslims were a force in America.

I always thought Muslims were such a small minority and such a sm insignificant group, and mainly they're mostly professionalized immigrants here.

who are, you know, mainly not willing to ri be very risky politically speaking because they are here to be middle class and professional.

Actually kind of like Jews, honestly, right?

But if you can tap into the right groups and demographics, like for example, Nation of Islam did that.

That Nation of Islam went pretty fucking hard, right?

And of course, you had Malcolm X.

And then more recently, you know, something going on.

Not a lot of people know about it.

But in Texas, a lot of Mexicans are converting to Islam.

Don't fucking shoot the messenger.

Look it up if you don't fucking believe me.

Actually happening.

Something in Texas that's happening.

Mexicans are converting to Islam.

Mm-hmm.

And then you have other kinds of black Americans convert all the time, especially in prison.

There's a strong Muslim presence in prisons.

And uh there's maybe there's potential there.

I don't know.

But uh

That would be so interesting.

That would be very interesting, you know.

And uh I I I think for my part, I I like to be more of a

Is I like to be more in terms of like the infrared movement, I like us to be more Islamicate.

I don't

I prefer us to be one religion only.

I prefer us, but I do want us to incorporate and fuse the culture of different religions throughout the world.

In this very Eurasian type of cosmopolitanism, you know, the Eurasian Timurid, like Samarkand, like a place of just all people in the world mixing together, right?

Yeah, like the Mongols, basically, right?

This is what I prefer.

And uh, so that's kind of my MO and my take, personally speaking.

But if someone wanted to do a strictly Muslim organization, that would be interesting to say the least.

As someone who doesn't know how that would pan out fully, I mean, I in the not in this literal sense, like I don't know what's going on with Islam in America.

There's been a big shift since I was growing up.

When I was young, there was no when I was young, it was not a thing.

It was so, we were so marginal.

My family, um

Not really traditional in the immigrant sense, but definitely.

It was so marginal to be a Muslim, like in America, so small and like so m minuscule, right?

Now I'm looking around and I'm seeing there's more Muslims around

And I'm just like, what the hell?

Uh it's grown, it's become bigger.

Immigra and imm combination of immigration and cultural stuff and uh

Yeah, I just uh

Bro, Vlad Walakia.

Vlad Walakia.

Why don't you get in the fucking VC?

Who is Vlad Walakia?

You know, I think I know who Vlad Walakia is.

I guess that Vlad Walakia is Boss Dawes.

That's my.

My.

Uh my uh uh uh uh guess is that it's Boss Dawes.

Are you Boss Dawes, yes or no?

Are you Boss Dawes?

My guess is that they are Boss Dawes.

DOS Dawes, whatever the fuck their name is.

Okay, who the F is no?

All right, why don't you get in VC then?

Why don't you use your voice?

Anyway, um

We can look at the footage of the Jake Lang thing.

Guys, with everything, I want you to take things in um

Take things in moderation.

Like, you know, you can go so extreme with things.

We have to be balanced, you know, we have to be very balanced in our perspective.

I I I don't think I agree with the wider Muslim internet sphere much, to be honest.

Uh from what I've seen.

I I think that the main thing is that there's a struggle within Islam.

And the struggle is bigger than any of these online scholars or whatever.

I mean it's so much bigger than

So it's so much bigger, it's almost really terrifying and scary, actually, right?

It has to do with the Mongols, with the Silk Road, with the Italian Renaissance.

Uh, with the parallel development of the rise of European modernity, with the revolutions of the Safavid Revolution, the rise of the Protestant Reformation in Europe.

It's like a very comprehensive, very esoteric take on what's going on.

If you adopt Islam carte de blanche in the way that it's being marketed by the Gulf states, you're going to be adopting something that's going to probably make you lazy, conformist, and I don't agree with it.

So.

Yeah, I'm not so open about my views all the time because it's difficult to explain.

But in any case, I saw Muhammad Hijab say something, for example.

I saw this recently.

He's like, I don't trust Iran because he goes, I think they're the Neo-Safavids.

But then he said something.

He goes, The problem is that Sunnis, he said, Shias never conquered Kafir lands.

He said only Sunnis expanded into Kafir lands, whereas Shias were always focused on the internal world of Islam and transforming it.

And then I kind of have to go based, actually based, because the Islamic conquests.

This is going to be crazy that I say this.

The first wave of conquests were not received well by the local populations at all.

Only when Sufi saints would go down and be genuine and sincere with people and become beloved by the communities, that's how Islam spread.

You go to Bosnia today.

Sufism is very, very prominent in Bosnia, actually.

Albania is the same thing.

Because when you take, when you just expand by force and you try to force it in that way, it creates oppression, actually.

Right?

And uh it's like Trotsky is yeah, it's literally like Trotskyism versus MLism.

The internal jihad is always the more powerful one.

There there was yeah, I I I think that the transforming Islam is more important

than um fighting non Muslims.

Hundred percent.

Like I think this is the most sincere Islamic take in the world.

Transforming Islam is more important than fighting non Muslims.

Um

Because who are we to draw a distinction between the Muslim and the non-Muslim unless we can ensure that Islam is actually being properly expressed in the first place, right?

And absolutely, there is a war versus pagans versus evil, twisted, demonic people.

But sometimes the pagans are among us and wear the mask of Muslims.

That's the pill, right?

So the sword...

Zulfikar, it has two blades at the end.

And it's a disemboweling sword.

It said that this sword was to disembowel the enemy, right?

And that sounds pretty fucking heavy metal and graphic.

But why is it a disemboweling sword with two with two um

Two blades, right?

Well, because it's trying to draw out the essence behind things.

Because the two blades represent the appearance and the essence.

And the sword is.

The sword is a weapon against hypocrites.

Do you understand?

And it's the reason it disembowels is because it's exposing the truth within that you're hiding.

So it's like your stomach and your gut, right?

It disembowels the enemy, exposing that on the outside they were a Muslim, but inside they were a Kafir.

And that's the hypocrites, right?

And uh that's why the sword among the Anatolian countryside and among the Alevis, the folk, peasantry who were fighting against oppression that was being done in the name of Islam, that's why they that sword is their symbol, right?

So, uh yeah, I've always maintained that position for sure.

I've always maintained that position.

But uh yeah, regardless, I went on a lot of tangents.

But um

Yeah, it's very interesting.

The id idea is very interesting.

So, uh yes.

You know, it's so interesting 'cause I visited the Kremlin.

And I visited the

The treasuries, the Imperial treasuries, with all the artifacts and gold and wealth that they had.

It was I was actually I was with George Galloway.

It was myself, George Galloway, Jackson, some of our friends, our common friends, and we all were taken into a tour in the inside of the Kremlin, right?

And uh you know Jad Ge George was like next to me the whole time.

Like we were seeing he he was making a lot of uh funny comments.

Like he was saying like no wonder there was a revolution with all this gold and all this wealth it's

It's incredible.

Um but uh n we went to the older sections of the uh museum and we were s looking at some of the gifts that the Russian Tsar was was given by foreign empires.

That they would come and bring gifts.

And the Ottomans and the Safavids were the most prominent.

Foreign delegations that are bringing gifts.

This is during the time of Ivan Grozny.

Now, once we get past Peter the Great, you start to see the gifts that come from England and come from Europe and so on.

But originally, it's the other post-Timurid empires, you know, the Safavids and the Ottomans.

And I found it so remarkable what these gifts looked.

They were swords, they were helmets, they were ornamental jewelry, scepters, crowns, all those kinds of things.

And the funny part is the gifts were usually given at the conclusion of a peace treaty after a war.

So you're spending all this time killing each other, and then these beautiful gifts with this master elite-level craftsmanship, the best, the cream of the crop of the Ottoman Empire or the Safavid Empire, whatever they were at the war with.

They give it to you as a gift.

And uh looking at the Safavid uh ones in particular, they were so beautiful.

It was like turquoise, Safavid turquoise, that color, right?

Blue is the color of the soul.

But then there's green as well.

Green is the Emerald Mountain, right?

And that's turquoise.

It's a mixture of the two, you know?

So the swords, helmets, and the swords and helmets would even have religious iconography or calligraphy, I should say, on them, right?

And there was this was accepted by the Russian czar without any issue.

It's like, can you understand how nuanced it was back then?

Like there were, they didn't have such a strong sense of division between themselves.

Even things that have the religious symbolism of Islam, the Russian Tsar, the court of the Tsar, they appreciate and accept these gifts.

And uh I just think people don't appreciate how flexible Eurasia used to be, you know?

And so, um, but you look at the internet today, and I look at the ortholarpers led by Gay Liar, and then you look at some of the Muslim online communities, and there's just this.

It's just very strange, you know, compared to how everything used to work in history, you know.

Anyway, I'm so sick of talking about religion.

It's like so sick of talking about religion.

Let's talk about matters of urgent, utmost, immediate importance.

So we have to

Discuss some very pressing

Very important stuff.

Gorillas and Sons

The golden star in his path.

In other news, it's kind of irrelevant.

Y'all see how GTA 6 leaked, and it's the most mid-looking shit in the world.

The shit that I was hearing about GTA 6, that it's gonna be this game changer, that it's gonna be the most revolut shit looked like GTA 5 with some mods.

It was the most mid-looking shit I've ever seen.

And then now I look back upon our genius strategy, which originated in yours truly.

Aiden Ross reacted to it.

Everyone, our strategy.

Two years ago, me, Rev, Jackson started the hashtag ban GTA six mainly as a way to get vir you know, just to have something go viral.

To troll, there's all sorts of reasons we did it, but

We it started, it sparked a discussion.

It sparked a discussion.

And everyone, every streamer started talking about it.

Yo, they're trying to ban GTA 6?

This is stupid, man.

What the hell, man?

Like, we were moving in such a way, no one had any fucking idea.

We back then, we were moving in a way that people you don't understand how we were moving, right?

But now, what I'm gonna say is that when this game turns out to disappoint everyone in the way that I think it's going to, we were so fucking right.

Ban that fucking shit.

Ban GTA 6.

Like, I was being told it's going to be crazy.

It's just going to be like the next.

There's nothing about it that's like, it looks like a mid-ass like Saints Row 7.

Looks like such a like mid-game.

It's like okay, it's GTA 5, looks like the same thing actually.

Fuck this dumbass game.

Looks like some mid-ass shit.

Right?

And I'm not gonna lie.

It was so overhyped.

That's what Rockstar.

Fuck you, Rockstar Games.

Fuck these Anglo Rockstar pieces of shit.

Y'all don't know why I fucking hate rockstar games.

They're so pretentious.

Oh, all these NDAs, hush, hush.

You can't talk about GTA.

Shut the fuck up.

Who gives a fuck?

Why were you so pretentious and so like secretive about this fucking nothing burger video game that looks like GTA 4 with a graphics mod?

Why are you and not even a great graphics mod?

Like, why are you so they were like mystifying that game?

The most mystified video game of all time has been GTA Six.

Rockstar has so pretentiously Oh, we're not gonna say anything about this.

We're not gonna show you anything.

And turns out it's mid as fuck.

And I know it's gonna be mid because it's running on the Xbox and the PS5.

If you don't know that, the Xbox and the PS5 are fucking old.

They came from six years ago.

That hardware is so outdated, you have no fucking idea.

If you're talking about like a truly next gen revolutionary game, how much can the Xbox One or whatever and the PS5 actually fucking do?

You know what other retarded company reminds me of Rockstar?

Fucking Bethesda with the Elder Scrolls.

Oh, Elder Scrolls VI.

Shut the fuck up.

It's not.

It's a fucking video game.

This is not the fucking lost Ark of the Covenant.

This is not like the next fucking, I don't know, Da Vinci fucking Mona Lisa or some shit.

It's a fucking video game.

It's not that deep.

Since when have video games become so deep that, oh, hush, hush, we're really keeping it a surprise and we're gonna work on it for 20 years and keep it a surprise.

Buddy, it's a video game.

How fucking deep can it be?

These retarded companies like Bethesda, true.

You can clip this and spread it, and I'll go viral among the gamers.

May they be cursed for being so disgusting.

But

You know, Bethesda and Rockstar are the most pretentious, disgusting companies ever because they don't understand your game, your little thumb game, your little TV thumb contraption, will never live up to the hype of the mystique you're creating around it.

You're making it way too deep.

Unless you have a chip that goes directly in my fucking brain.

And I could just do this, like in the black mirror or something, and run around and actually be in that shit and have a gun, and I like I'm actually there.

That's the level of hype you have to reach to justify this mystique that you create around these fucking games.

GTA, who gives a fuck?

It's a GTA game.

I played it on the PS2 when I was young, GTA San Andreas.

It hasn't changed since then.

Fundamentally, it hasn't.

I can pick up San Andreas, GTA 4, and GTA 5.

Yeah, there's these graphical differences you might notice, but at the end of the day, this is something where you pick up a controller, you look at your TV, you get in a car, you drive, you get out, you pick up a machine gun, you massacre a bunch of people, you get the wanted level, and you run away.

It's never changed.

It's the same experience.

It's not that deep.

It's never been that deep.

Okay.

You look at Skyrim and Oblivion.

Same thing, honestly.

It's like there's small differences, okay?

But what has changed?

You have a sword, you run around, you chop people up, and then the guards chase you, and then you have a bounty.

And it's honestly the same thing.

It's like it doesn't change.

So, why is there this mystique?

You know, I see, you know, the gamers have gotten out of fucking control.

I saw some shit.

Like, I saw this fucking thing of the US Army.

They're like if you enlist for twenty years, you get four days to play GTA Six.

What are we doing?

What what what what?

What is this?

I saw somebody who had cancer and was dying, and they go to Reddit.

I just want to play Starfield before I die.

What?

What listen, okay?

I get it, but no, I don't get it, but I'm saying, like, it's really bad you're dying and all, but it's like, is this really the thing?

You like, it's so deep to you that it matters that much to you?

It's a stupid TV thing where you take a controller and the pictures on your TV change.

Who gives a fuck?

That's never been that deep.

It's never been so deep.

It never has.

I've never played a video game in my life that was fundamentally oh my god.

It's like it's all the same thing, okay?

Uh but there's these people who are literally dying and they're like, Yeah, I'm dying, and the main reason that upsets me is I'm never gonna see the Elder Scroll VI.

Did you even like Skyrim that much?

I mean, okay, it was pretty good.

I played it a lot when I was young, but it's like, okay, I mean.

Wouldn't it be nicer if you, I don't know, like you could travel the world and you can have a yacht and be on a boat?

And what about actually doing things in real life?

Like, what is this?

I'm gonna die before the next Spider-Man comes out.

It sucks.

Oh man, like what?

What why does it give you the saddest?

Can somebody give me that video of that g that Marvel fan reacting to I need to find that

Yeah, this one.

What the fuck was this?

Star Wars, this was about Star Wars.

This was the craziest video I've ever seen in my life.

Sorry about that.

Like, I don't know if this was bait or if it was like fake or it was like insincere or it was like it wasn't even um serious.

I don't know what it fucking was, but like this was one of the most disturbing things on the internet of all time.

Ready?

Doing.

Sorry about that.

I'm gonna turn this puppy up.

There we go.

And let's do this.

Wait, calm side, calm calm down a little bit.

Past on all we know.

The generation you

But this is your

What is it?

Oh my god.

You see, like, what is going on?

What the fuck?

I've never seen anyone.

Be so happy about something in my life.

I've never seen

Any I've never like it's like I've never seen I've it's like you see women give birth to a baby they're not even so happy.

What is this?

There's something so like disturbing about it, I don't fucking know.

I'm gonna throw out a statistic that I pulled out of my ass, but it should scare you anyway, alright?

50 f no, that's too low.

78% of adult males have that guy's reaction toward GTA 6.

Seventy eight percent, some say seventy nine, seventy eight percent of adult males in the American adult males have that guy's reaction to GTA six.

And then I'm thinking what the fuck has happened in the world where this is why you're happy.

I have an Xbox.

Or I have the PS V and I have an Xbox actually.

Did you know that I had a P I have a PS5 and I have the Xbox?

But I don't

Alright, I'm gonna say some shit.

Do you wanna know the only game I play on both?

Yes.

Skyrim.

Like, if I ever just want to have a controller I used to be I used to play Call of Duty.

If I ever just want to sit on my couch and for thirty minutes just play a game or something to get my mind off shit, I just will open Sky I don't know why I have these advanced consoles and I only play Skyrim on them.

And I don't know why I have two, because I only play Skyrim or Minecraft.

You n you may not believe it.

You're not gonna believe me when I say that.

It's either Skyrim or Minecraft.

Um, I don't even play it.

I just open it and I'll go with a sword and kill three people and then run around and be like, What am I doing?

And then that's it, but um.

No, it's not.

I don't even play the RPG.

I don't even do quests.

I'll tell you how I I've always played video games the same way since I was a kid, right?

I play video games where I have the controller, I have am in control of a character, and I can just like.

Um

I can just like stand there and think, and then I could have a sword and just like attack someone.

And or if it's Minecraft, I could just like.

I'd be like, I want to build a house or something, right?

It's just like, I like when I'm left alone, though, right?

Because almost all games, the problem I have with games is they bother me, right?

Like, you boot up the game and they're already telling you to do shit.

Like, leave me the fuck alone.

Like, leave me the fuck alone.

Like, sometimes you just need to relax and you need some ambient thing in front of you that's just, like, peaceful.

And then almost all games, you load them up.

You guys know I've never played the GTA 5 campaign.

You don't even believe me when I say that.

I've never played it.

I have never played the GTA 5 campaign.

You want to know why?

Because as soon as you boot that shit up, they're telling me to do shit.

Fuck off.

I don't...

I would.

Just get me to the part where I can take a car and run over grandmas or something, right?

Not that I want to do that, but you get the idea.

Like, why am I in this situation?

I don't even know why I'm here.

Like, when you, I know GTA 5, when you booted that game up.

There is shooting and people are yelling literally fuck off, right?

Literally, like fuck off.

Um, I like to be able to control my own headspace and like, okay, what's going on?

Like, I like you know what I like in Skyrim?

Like, I can just be there and I get to control what's going on.

Like, okay, here's the situation.

I have a bow and arrow.

And there's a guard right there.

I am gonna kill that guy.

Like, that's the situation.

I get to decide what it is, right?

I don't know.

You create your own emergencies.

I don't that's that's I've always kinda liked GTA as a kid because of that from the begin from the beginning.

But gaming is so cringe.

That's why I hate gamers and I hate video games.

You know, I would I would say you know the only conditions I would say you can have video games.

There can only be one game only one game in the world.

One game

Two games, one for mobile, one for console, right?

The mobile game is piano tiles.

That is a good fucking game.

Piano tiles always, no one can beat my high score.

I even messaged Tulsi Gabbard on X about it, about my high score that no one I've ever met in my life on fast mode and arcade can get to 4,000.

Nobody can fucking do it.

I'm the only one.

Okay.

So, piano tiles for mobile, it's like nobody can get to my level, right?

So, that's why it's pretty good.

And then uh on console they have to make a game that's like one game.

Where they say choose your scenario, ancient or medieval, modern or the future, meaning outer space.

And you have three choices, and you choose one.

And then, um,

There's three character options or four, four like just make it very like vague.

Uh four character options and they all are very generic looking and you don't even focus on the appearance, right?

And then you choose y you click the character.

Who are all these fucking people needing these like customized experiences, by the way?

That's what I fucking hate about gamers as well.

You play a game nowadays and there's so many fucking options to create your character.

And then I start getting worried.

I'm like, am I gonna look like this in real life if I choose this?

Superstitiously, for some reason, I think I will.

So I try to make the person look as much like me as possible, actually.

Which takes a long time.

But it shouldn't, 'cause I look generic as fuck.

Can you just make a guy who has a beard?

Just make a guy who has a beard and that's it, right?

But no, I have to sift through trillions of options about hair that's like

Crazy looking and crazy stuff.

And I'm like, can all the fucking This is a genuine ass rant, right?

Can all the fucking crazy people have to be the ones that take a long time?

For us people who look normal, can you give us bing bang boom, give us like two options to be out the door for the character creations?

Why do we have to deal with all these crazy fucking people who want to look crazy?

You want to go look crazy?

You need to take 30 minutes to make your character.

Let those of us yeah, look at the presets.

Go look at the presets.

Every preset is some crazy looking shit.

For those of us normal people, well, give us...

This is some genius shit.

They should hire me at Activision or whatever.

And then let me tell you something else.

Um that's so true, right?

And then I'm telling you the perf this is the one game that should be allowed to exist.

It's third person and first person, just like uh Bethesda game or Fallout or something.

And so I want to post the apocalyptic game.

Go fuck yourself.

These three options are the only themes there should be.

So you have the three options.

And as soon as you choose that character, you immediately are thrown into the world.

Just right off the bat.

There is no storyline.

There's no quests.

It's just interaction.

So, for example, in the medieval times, you can get on a horse and you can have a sword and you can literally cut people's heads off whenever you want.

And, you know, you can go to the palace and go to the king and kill him.

There's not every Bethesda game doesn't let you do that.

In a Bethesda game, when you go to the king's house and you try to kill him, they don't let you kill that fucking guy.

So that needs to change.

You just do whatever you want, basically, right?

And then in the modern one it's the same thing, and then in the futuristic one you can get in a spaceship and you could do like space nine eleven, you could just crash into shit and cause fucking thirty you just cause all these disasters.

Like

I don't know.

And in the modern one, you can do 9-11.

The key, honestly, don't tell me you have an open world game unless you can't do 9-11.

You say I can choose, right?

You say it's up to me, right?

No, hold on, seriously.

You say we have the choice.

You say the gamers get to have the choice.

You say it's on us, right?

So if you cannot do 9-11, it's not freedom in your video game.

Am I wrong?

Right?

Even in a medieval game, they should have 9-11.

You have a horse cart and you just ram into the castle, and whatever happens, happens.

Right?

But you should be allowed to do it.

Is this some genius shit that I'm telling you about, right?

This is the only time I'm ever going to talk about video games.

They tell us we have freedom.

Every time I've gotten into an airplane and crashed into a building, nothing fucking happened.

Every game I played, there's not a single game I played where I was in the airplane, I crashed into a building, and something happened.

It's never happened in my life since I was a child.

So clearly, this whole open world freedom thing they're talking about, it's a complete fucking myth.

Okay.

Um and then uh let me go on.

Let me go on.

Okay, nine of you think I want to play a game called 9-11 Simulator?

That sounds boring as fuck, because sometimes sometimes I don't want to sometimes I want to jump off the plane right before it fucking happens and parachute down with a knife.

And like kill Santa Claus or something.

Like, why do I want to be stuck in a simulator a 9-11?

Okay, let me actually entertain that 9-11 simulator.

How would that fucking work?

Are you retarded?

Like, what are you gonna do?

You're gonna press one button, okay, it just bam.

You press one button and then, okay, we know what happened.

And that's it.

That's really all you can do.

What else in this simulator?

What tell me what else happens?

What else can be done?

Okay, dude, the plane is here.

Bam.

That simulator's over.

What's gonna fucking happen, right?

Uh so this is uh if if I had my way everyone would realize how stupid video games are and they'd go outside because

Everything besides this one game I'm telling you, that the only one that should exist in the world.

Is an illusion when you're playing any game.

Think of any game in the world, even Minecraft.

You're playing this game and they're feeding you the promise you can have this freedom.

No, you can't.

You can't do 9/11 in Minecraft.

Look, every video game is the same thing.

I'm literally going to tell you something, genius.

This is why, from when I was young, I was a kid, I cheated in every game I could.

I hacked every game I could hack because every game is the same thing.

You have the screen, you have the buttons, you move around the character.

And you either kill people, or you're killed, or you get in the car and you start driving.

It's always the same thing, or a horse if it's oblivion.

There's no difference in any game, it's the same thing you're doing.

And once you're given a true game that is the game of all games, you're gonna open it up, play it, and you're gonna be like.

Yeah, but I am just sitting on a couch in front of a fucking TV.

Like, what am I doing here?

This is fucking boring.

And then you're going to dip out, go outside, play basketball, something productive.

But instead.

Instead, they have you like a retard.

They have you playing these games.

Hey, uh, get up!

Get up!

Here!

Take this gun!

The bad guys are here!

Go to point A, go to point B.

Why?

For what?

You think there's going to be a conclusion.

Oh, I'm going to get something from this.

What are you going to get from it?

Why the game starts?

Chief, take this g uh gun, go kill the aliens.

Why?

Okay, then I do it, then what?

Then what?

Am I gonna get money?

Why am I doing this?

Then people say, well, it's because the action, the thrill of the action.

So have my game, make that game, and have that be the only game where you can just take a gun.

And you can get in a spaceship and you can fly into a McDonald's.

Anything that you could just do it.

You could create any interaction you want to have the action.

And then you're going to realize how boring it is.

And let me tell you something about you, strategy game people.

I've never fucking understood you.

You're playing God.

You're sitting up on a big cloud and you're looking down at all of these small little things.

And I wanted to go d can you fucking get a life?

What is this?

You like, you're sitting on top, you think you're God, and you have these little things running around.

Big f congrat you fucking lations.

What's the point?

Nobody understands it, even I don't.

It doesn't make any fucking sense.

Okay, it's basically real-time chess, and chess is for fucking retards, all right?

Yeah, I'm gonna say it.

I'm gonna say it.

Chess is, you know, sometimes I go to ACP stuff and I see people playing chess and I just walk away.

Every time I go to an ACP event or anything, people are playing chess.

Who are you learning this from?

Okay, I thought this was a cult.

You're supposed to copy me.

Who are you getting chess from?

Every time I walk on, literally, I turn around, walk in the opposite direction.

Oh, this fucking boring game.

I have to deal with this.

This stupid boring thing.

Tell me what you're getting out of this, all right?

Oh Lenin played chess because they had nothing to do back then.

You think he played chess 'cause he liked it?

He had no choice.

There was nothing to do.

You think Lenin is a big fan of chess?

Oh, I love chess.

No, he's bored.

He was so bored, there was nothing to do.

At chess is such a stupid waste of time.

So is golf.

Another thing golf Oh my god, how stupid golf is

I would rather take a shotgun.

to my head than play fucking golf.

Wanna go golfing?

What the fuck am I gonna do?

It's hot outside.

I'm wearing they all wearing something stupid, for example.

A stupid uniform.

For what?

For example, in football, they wear.

Let me teach you how retarded the bourgeois whoever fucking created this is.

In football, I get it.

You wear you have the shoulders, you have the armor, because you don't want to fucking get killed and have your bones broken.

I understand.

But then golf has this fucking uniform with they have the polo, and then the most stupid thing.

They have the polo and the belt and they What are you doing with your life?

If I show up to chess.

If someone show up to chess or sorry, to po s someone goes on golf and they're naked, w what's the advantage sports wise?

Like, does the is there an advantage to wearing this clothes?

With the um polo, is there an advantage?

Why?

Because, for example, if someone if Tiger Woods went and he was naked, so what?

He can swing better or no?

See, it's fucking stupid.

And then I'll tell you another retarded thing: the most retarded people of all are the tennis players.

Because then they wear this hat.

I swear this hat pisses me off.

It's the most retarded thing in the world.

It's a baseball cap without the top.

Why?

For what then?

It's a baseball cap.

And it has nothing.

For what?

It's like it's like wearing a shirt and it's just uh it's like wearing a t-shirt and it's just the sleeves.

And the rest of the shirt is missing for and then your fucking titties are out.

What's the point?

Tell me what the point is.

Who made that?

For what?

Right?

Nobody knows why that was made or what it was for.

And then uh the people talk about rug uh what is it?

Uh polo, the horse polo.

What a stupid game.

This disgusting people who made this game.

And they aren't cultured.

Shut the fuck up.

I'll tell you the most fun sport probably will be paintball.

Paintball is probably so fun.

Airsoft is probably so fun.

Those games where you shoot each other.

Is probably the most fun game.

Uh Laser Tag, Paintball, those are great games actually.

Those are profound games.

They're very good games.

Uh that's a fun game.

You see, I understand that one.

Bowling, here come the retards telling you about bowling.

I thought I'm gonna bring my bowling shoes.

Tell me what am I gonna do with a bowling ball?

Tell me what's the point of the bowling.

Tell me how stupid you are in your head you like playing bowling.

I like bowling, really?

Why don't we just invent some anything now?

Okay, let's invent a fucking game called rolling where we take a fucking bread batter flattener, whatever, and we just fucking throw it and see where it lands.

What a stupid thing we're doing here with our life.

Bowling is so pathetic.

You take a giant heavy ball.

And you throw it or you roll it, and then it's in God's hands.

Okay, what a coward plays that game.

What kind of coward plays this game?

When you're playing laser tag or paintball, your skin is in the game.

At any moment, you can get shot.

And you have to be on the move, on the run.

You shoot, you aim, you kill, or you don't kill, but you eliminate.

And it's always something is happening.

A bowler takes a big, heavy thing, rolls it, and then prays, it's in God's hands now.

Then why are you doing this?

Uh, dodgeball.

I fucking hate that.

I hate dodgeball.

Dodgeball is a disgusting game.

Such a disgusting game.

Dodgeball, you're just throwing shit at each other.

It's like, what are you?

A fucking chimpanzee?

Fucking monkey.

You throwing shit at each other.

Think about how stupid dodgeball is.

You just throwing shit at each other.

You take a ball and you throw it at someone.

If you want to do that, just do that.

Be prepared to fight.

Imagine what a cuck you have to be to play dodgeball.

Honestly, think about it.

Someone throws the ball at you.

You're not going to beat the shit out of them because I am.

Somebody throws a ball at my face.

Imagine how stupid it would look.

They throw a ball and it hits my face.

And oh, look how stupid that would look.

Imagine how stupid it would make you look, right?

You think.

After such a thing happens, after such a thing would happen, I'm not throwing hands, I'm not gonna go and literally beat this shit outta you for doing that.

It's the only game where assholes can do whatever the fuck they want with zero consequences.

Fuck that cowardly game.

Uh pickleball, nobody knows what the fuck that is.

It literally sounds like some sh stupid shit.

Pickleball?

Fuck are you talking about?

People just making shit up now.

Uh, Billards.

Yeah, Billards is another boring fucking game.

Let me tell you something.

You know, I always have some shit to talk about.

How about how about how about we get a fire?

We get a fire going, we have some food.

If you drink beer, you can have beers.

I don't drink beers, but everyone has tobacco.

So tobacco pipe, cigars, whatever.

And you just talk about the wonders of the universe.

Deep philosophical discussions.

Deep

About the stars, about aliens, about many important things that can be discussed.

Why are you sitting around playing pool?

Oh, I'm gonna shut up.

It's so stupid.

You know they invented that game Billards for people with uh poor social skills?

Hundred thousand percent.

Billards was invented for the socially retarded.

The socially retarded who cannot keep a conversation.

They have nothing interesting to talk about.

So they have to, and they're also lonely, pathetic cowards.

So they're like, I'm lonely.

I want to hang out with someone, but I have nothing important to say.

So I'm going to just take turns with a stick shooting balls into holes.

Sounds so weird, right?

And then, you know.

Nobody will say anything.

At least we have something to...

Amilo, what's up?

These people who have nothing to talk about, they're going to spend their time doing that.

And then what they're going to do, they're going to go, now I have something to talk about.

So you hit it.

Oh, you got it in there.

I guess you got it.

You know what?

Just give me a gun and let me shoot myself before I play such a game.

Give me a gun and let me shoot myself before I'm ever in a context where we're all playing billards and everyone's being silent and the only fucking thing people are talking about is this stupid thing happening on the table and I'm gonna shoot myself.

Did God put me on earth to talk about this some stupid thing on the table?

Did God put me on earth to trifle and waste my time?

What about cards against humanity?

Look, if you're couples and you're like having couples night or something, and you're like, what's the just kill yourself instead?

Because I know you're looking for something because your relationship is so horrible and there's nothing to do.

And you're looking for something to keep you occupied and you get this thing called cards again.

Just kill yourself instead.

You're just a waste of breath on earth, okay?

You can't come up with anything intelligent to do with your time except.

You're inventing fun.

You're not a fun person.

You're a boring person, and you're letting this.

This is what boring people do.

They play cards against humanity because they're boring.

But the cards are fun.

You're such a waste of breath.

I literally hate you.

True human beings can make their own fun and don't need cards.

True human beings will always liven the mood with humor, something great, something fun going on.

Anyone who's ever hung out with me ever knows I'm the most fun person in the world.

I literally will propose ideas that are so if there's nothing to do, I'll say let's go on a march.

What do you mean on let's just march?

Like, for example, when I visited California and we didn't have anything to do, you know what I said?

I said, Let's just walk.

There's like thirty of us now, right?

Let's go on a walk 'cause I need my steps in.

So we just walked and there's just thirty of us mobbing it up walking.

There's always something going on, you know?

And when you just, I'm going to teach you something.

When you go for a walk, things will happen, okay?

The whole point is to just walk around.

If you're n there's two th this I'm gonna teach you the this is Sharia law, by the way.

This is literally Sharia law.

I'm gonna teach you the two ways to have fun, okay?

When you're with a group, there's only two permitted ways you can have fun as a group.

Okay, I'm going to teach you right now: it's Sharia Law: track.

Are you being chased by a bear?

Are you being chased by a crazy person with a knife?

Calm the fuck down!

Otherwise, if not, calm the fuck down.

You're snow, stop.

Okay, you need to fucking do that on your own time.

Anyway, I'm gonna teach you the two ways you can have fun, okay?

Two ways you can have fun.

The two ways

that are permitted.

There's two types of activity, okay?

Let's call it sitting and walking, okay?

If you are in one place, everyone needs chairs.

You need to sit down.

There should be cigars.

Because tobacco is how you offer your thoughts to the absolute.

That's what the Indians, American Indians, believed.

So you need tobacco to start inspiring.

You know, it's, trust me, just trust me on that.

You need some kind of tobacco, right?

Ashrell Stani, what's up?

Okay.

So that's the sitting part.

Okay.

That's the sitting part.

Now, everyone wants to be a wise guy and wants to be intelligent with me because I know they're mentally retarded.

But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter where you are.

You could be by a pool.

You could be at the beach.

You could be on a boat.

You can be in space, outer space.

Doesn't matter.

You're still sitting.

Your modality is you're sitting and chilling.

Okay.

You're sitting and you're chilling.

Now, some nerds are going to go, ah, but at the beach, I like to lay down.

It's the same shit.

Nobody give a fuck.

Okay.

Then the second type of activity.

is called walking, okay?

Walking is when you go for a walk, or you're on a journey, or you're moving.

And some people will try to, yeah, this guy goes, and what about swimming?

It's the same shit if you actually use two brain cells, okay?

You spend time in motion.

But the one thing that should never happen that I can never forgive how people spend their recreational time, you want to know the unforgivable?

The standers, people who stand around.

If you're standing around, you're the

What are you doing with your life?

You're standing around for what?

But even when you sit, I don't want a card or a chess to bother me.

Cards against humanity, just shit Lily, get that shit out of my fucking face, okay?

It's the same thing like when I don't want to play GTA 5 story, which I never have.

I started it and it's bothering me with get it out of my fucking face, stop bothering me with bullshit.

So when I sit down and you're just bothering the space.

Like, I'm the type of third world dictator.

Like, I'd be chilling with a cigar, and anyone who comes into the room with a board game, I literally pull out a gun and shoot you in the head on the spot.

Get that shit out of my face.

Stop bothering me with this.

I don't give a fuck what it is.

Get it.

You're killing the vibe.

You're literally polluting the space.

You're fucking polluting everything right now.

Get that shit out of my fucking face.

Holy fuck.

Like, get it.

Just get it out of here.

Like, there's so much to think about.

And I got this shit in front of me.

You know?

So fucking true.

What about boxing?

Okay, I mean, that's not a fun time.

If you have fun nobody has fun boxing, okay?

Boxing is something you do because you have to.

And some people might have fun, but at the end of the day it's

It's not chilly.

It's not chill.

It's not falling.

It's not recreation in that sense.

It's just not.

You forgot dancing.

Okay, if you're a man and you're not with a female and you're dancing, you need to stop.

I remember on Facebook, there was this fat guy alone dancing and he got shamed and he liked felt bad.

And like, all these women were like, No, we're gonna dance with you because they felt bad for him.

But I'm sitting here and I'm like, you know, he should have felt bad actually because it's not because you're fat.

It's just like, why are you dancing for no reason by yourself for nothing?

It's kind of fucking stupid when you think about it, right?

This is only something we do for females, it's not something we should do.

regularly, especially not by ourselves.

Uh what about sitting and um people

Huh?

Watching you play piano tiles.

If somebody watched me play piano tiles, if a group of people watched me pi play piano tiles, I'd literally activate a suicide bomb on my vest and blow up.

Holy anxiety.

Holy fucking

Holy fuckin' trip me and stress me the fuck out.

Like holy fuck I'm playing piano tiles, locked the fuck in, I have a group of people breathing down my neck.

Holy shit, fuck off.

Sometimes I brag and I show people, yo, look, look at this, and I show one person to show them my power.

That's the most I'll do, right?

That's the most that I'll do, right?

Dancing in a circle, Platonic.

Why don't you get a fucking life?

If you have the free time to dance in a circle for no fucking reason, why don't you get a fucking life?

Right?

Sitting in the car while you're in your driveway.

Yeah, that's called depression.

What do you think that's like a fun time?

That's called depression, okay?

Uh thoughts on fencing?

Yeah, fucking psychopath type of shit.

Fencing's literal psychopath shit.

Literally is fucking psychopath shit.

What if people don't want to drink or smoke?

Then just sit down and be silent and only si share something when it's it has value.

It either has to be funny or deep and insightful, and if it's not

A button is pressed and you get ejected.

Don't tell me how it fucking works, but just like you get ejected, you fly 500 feet into the air, you're gone.

What about soccer?

Yeah, imagine imagine playing soccer.

Go yeah, go do that.

Go do that.

Go do that.

Nah, go do that.

Go play that.

Go play your fucking soccer.

Like I give a fuck.

It's got nothing to do with me.

Nothing to do with me.

Ever.

What about basketball?

Ah, it's fun.

It's pretty fun.

But it's not for me, you know?

It's not for me.

Because I always think, what if I just get hit in the face with the ball, the basketball, you know?

Like.

Honestly, it's so true though.

I just I don't like it.

I don't like it.

It's there's too much uncertainty.

Too much

You know, I've always been a genius.

So my head has always been very big.

So in elementary school, I've always had a giant head, right?

I'm only making shit up right now.

So every time I'd play basketball, I would be just hit in the head.

Always.

Just there's no way to avoid it.

Ever since then, I just literally made that up 'cause it's funny.

But, um

How many times have you been hit in the head with the basketball?

Think about it.

Is it worth it?

Being hit in the head with a basketball is one of the, like, it's always an accident for sure, but it's like, it is one of the top 10 worst experiences in life.

Honestly, it is.

Like, it's one of the worst things in the world.

Like, probably, I'm going to say some shit.

If you accidentally get hit with a basketball in your head,

It's probably worse than getting shot because, at least, when you're shot, there's a purpose.

But when that fucking happens, you just just your whole fucking world turns upside down for no fucking reason.

It's the most violent, aggressive

Uh just savage for no reason thing that could ever happen to someone, honestly.

You're bleeding from the bask.

Holy shit.

You're bleeding.

I don't know how the fuck that happens, but from the nosebleed, actually.

Yeah.

Makes sense.

Gun range

Uh I don't like gun ranges because it's so um everyone's such an expert.

The people who run the gun ranges, I mean.

The gun range uh runners, they're like So in war, when you're in the middle of a gunfight, everyone squats exactly like this and they they just look exactly like this and when there's when the bullets are flying,

It's exact this is exactly how your pinky looks.

Man, shut the fuck up.

How many African civil wars

They literally take the AK just like that.

Who gives a fuck?

I hate American gun culture because it's just it's so overly it's over training overly training you wanna I feel like true training is just

Stress under, how do you act under stress?

Adversity, stress, adversity, stress.

True training is like.

The shit you can't train for.

And everyone thinks they're a genius.

Okay, be honest with me, US troops in Afghanistan.

Who's more trained?

The Afghan guy the Afghan fourteen-year-old with an RPG literally sitting on a mountain who's never been trained in anything.

Or the soldier, and you tell me, like, you tell me, like, think about it.

I want you to think about something.

The IDF is more trained than anyone in the world.

But who actually performs the best under conditions of stress and adversity?

The shirtless guy going, Oh Lord, that guy's fucking doing better because he doesn't give a fuck.

He doesn't care how his pinky is on the rifle, he's not even thinking about that.

Trust me when I say there's too much overtraining in US gun culture and it's LARP.

You don't under even und you don't even understand what I'm talking about, okay?

Uh

Trigger discipline and not pointing at people.

That is common sense.

I will say anytime somebody points a gun at someone on accident, I'm like, You're definitely retarded.

That's not a training thing, though.

It's like a if you're mentally retarded thing, you know?

Like people you're like, Oh yeah, you're a retard if you do that.

There's you there's no out training you, there's nothing you can be trained for.

You know what I but my take on those type of people

Is that they should be given swords.

They shouldn't be excluded from combat.

Just give them swords instead of guns.

Everything's fine.

Just give him a sword.

He can just be up close and hack people up.

He doesn't give a fuck.

What about fishing?

Look, guys, I know that there's a lot of people like this traditional recreation stuff.

Just don't keep that away from me because I'm not open-minded.

I don't give a fuck.

I'm not open.

No, I'm not open-minded.

I don't want to sit on a boat and fish.

I don't like fish.

Let me tell you something.

I would fish if the prize was a cheeseburger.

Like, if I'm fishing for cheeseburgers, I would love fishing then.

I'm literally on the boat and I'm reeling in.

Oh, I got one.

And it's like a whopper or some shit.

Then I would say great.

But I get a disgusting fish that I don't even like eating fish.

That smell disgusting and they belong in the ocean, 'cause I don't need to deal with that.

I don't need to spend my time fishing, okay?

Uh hunting.

Yeah, just sit in a fucking tree for seven hours of your fucking day and have fun with that.

Yeah, sit in a fucking tree for seven hours out of your day and have fun with that.

Now, but if you're gonna ask me if I'm gonna do that, the answer is no, okay.

Um

Archery

Look, it doesn't matter if it's the range, if it's archery, if it's throwing axes, if it's anything like that, fireworks, you name it.

The truth is, it's only fun when there are no rules.

I'm not going to encourage you to understand that because most of you aren't smart to understand it.

And you will get into an accident and shoot each other with a bow and arrow.

But when you take the training wheels off, like I'm fine with archery.

I don't want someone breathing down my neck telling me what to do.

I want to take a bow and arrow and just like.

Like, whatever the fuck I want, you know, just like shoot it at the sky, like, whatever.

Like, that's what's fun.

That's the fun thing is just doing shit.

The fun.

Honestly, you guys love these ranges as fun, but you know what's more fun than a range?

Beating an A-rag with just shooting it in the fucking air.

That's what's fun.

Hey, but you shouldn't.

It's illegal.

You know, because of the.

What do you call it?

The f the stray bullets.

They could actually kill people.

So I don't encourage that.

But imagine you're in the middle of the fucking wilderness and there's no human beings within five miles or something.

It's like that, you know what I'm talking about?

It's like when you.

When there's no rules, you're just having fun.

That's what makes anything fun when it comes to these types of recreation you're talking about.

But everything becomes boring and is ruined when there's an instructor who's very strict about how everything works.

Whether it's archery or axe throwing or any of these other fucking things people do, shooting guns, whenever there's an instructor who's breathing down your fucking neck, why the fuck am I doing this for my free time?

Get the fuck out of my face.

You know, leave me the fuck alone.

But you want to know why that instructor is there?

Because there's too many retarded people who, unfortunately, just like don't have.

All it takes is one retarded person to make that guy necessary for ten years.

White water rafting.

Do I look like a Caucasian guy to you?

Like, do I look white to you?

Am I?

Dude, you think I'm a white guy?

White water rafting.

What the fuck is white water rafting?

Do I look like

Do I look like some white man to you?

Lives in fucking, um, I don't know.

What are you talking about?

White water rafting.

I'm willing to bet something.

I'm willing to bet something.

I'll put money on this.

I don't think there's a single Arab in the history of all humanity dating from now since 20,000 years ago.

There's not one Arab who has ever breathed air on this planet we call Earth.

Not one ever in history, even one time, who has ever done something called white water rafting.

If I were to do that, I would be the first fucking person of any Arab ever in any point in history who's ever done such a thing.

The Michigan mayoral candidate, that was AI.

He's just lying to fool you white people.

He wants to do Sharia law for sure.

That's a that Abdul El Syed, he's lying.

He does putting himself in an AI

To fit in with y'all, because he's doing Takia, and as soon as you elect him, he's gonna do Sharia law.

I just hope you know that.

Soon as you elect him, it's over.

He's not, you think that guy's doing white water rafting?

You think Abdul Al Syed is doing white water?

He's not doing shit, he's just blending in.

You got up to 25 put you got to get to 70.

I told you what it was.

Uh desert sand rafting.

Yeah, they don't even do that shit.

Desert sand rafting, that's the stupid ass shit I've heard.

Dubai.

I don't give a fuck what people in Dubai do.

Think I give a shit about Dubai?

Whatever the fuck they're doing in the sand in Dubai,

They literally fuck camels over there.

I'm not even kidding.

They're disgusting.

Thoughts on karate?

I know from SpongeBob, that's it.

When sandy cheeks

What a crazy name, by the way.

ATV riding off-road is fun.

Yes.

Okay, what's your point?

Congrat, you won an award for that?

You won a fucking medal?

What am I supposed to do with that information?

You know?

You want to donate for an ATV?

Go ahead.

Don't go ahead.

Drop the subs for an ATV.

Show us this A T V, you know?

What about the lazy river at a water park?

What are you a pedo or some shit?

What the f am I hearing?

First of all, there's so much to unpack.

A water p you're a grown per you're a grown adult going to water parks.

Why?

Second of all, you're in the fucking lazy river.

Are you you're a creep?

What is wrong with you?

Um and it's disgusting as well.

You're in a disgusting piss-filled lazy river.

Full of a bunch of disgusting, smelly people.

You know, human beings are pretty disgusting, and you're literally in a lazy like, you know, I have this feeling that in nature, when everyone's on a river in nature, in nature cleans everything.

Honest to God, I'm gonna give you a theory.

I'm gonna give you my theory.

When you're in a river and there's like, you know, thousands of people.

And it's a natural river, right?

So it's not like an industrial waste off.

It's like a natural river.

It's not one of these pollutant places.

It's a natural place.

There's all these river bacteria that eat the disgusting, smelly sweat and shit and piss people are doing.

And so it all cancels out 'cause there's already just like bacteria and shit going on in the river, right?

Because of all the plants in there.

But then when you go to a water park and all there is is chlorine.

And it's so disgusting.

It's like there's just like there's something about that that's really disgusting.

Keep talking about the Genghis fucking river.

Didn't I just say a natural river?

Not a fucking polluted fucking place where people.

Fuck am I gonna say?

What can I even say, you know?

The Genghis River is clean.

The Genghis River is clean.

The Genghis River is clean, huh?

Okay.

Uh you you yeah, you you you you you have some good luck with that, okay?

You have some good luck with your clean Genghis River.

And I will keep to my

fucking um self that is not involved in that in in any kind of way.

So you have fun with that.

I have nothing to do with that Genghis River.

Okay, this was a very unproductive stream, guys.

I'm not going to lie.

It's like we could do Tic Tac.

I do need to eat.

One's if we should do tic-tac while I eat.

Alright.

Yeah, 'cause so far the stream has not been terribly productive, if I'm gonna tell the truth.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Infrared vision.

Golden star in the sky.

Let me see.

For equation.

The golden star in its time.

Realize that.

For recognition.

Golden starting.

Um

Alright let's start off the tic-tac.

Okay.

Mm.

Gorillas and Suns.

Hello?

Hello!

Hello.

Hello?

Should I eat like Mamdani and eat with my hands?

Should I eat with my hands like Zoran Mamdani?

So that uh everyone n knows how ethnic I am.

Were you guys surprised I'm not spending your money on DoorDash?

Are you surprised?

Oh my god, this th this fucking sucks.

Why am I fucking frozen?

Rillas and Suns

Why am I uh in this direction?

Trying to fix it, trying to fix it, trying to fix it.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

I want to tag.

Oh you guys wanna know what it is, it's just wheat.

It's just wheat and um

Stake.

And tomato.

Fuck, do you mean LARP meal?

What do you mean, LARP?

You think I'm LARPing, eating?

You think this is not real food?

You think this is AI?

What are we talking about anymore?

All Piker does is um eat.

No, because he streams the whole day, right?

Rillers and Suns Oo

Honestly the best meal was a LARP meal that I had.

It was uh Bulgar.

I had it in uh Russian

It was like a military camp.

It wasn't even LARP actually, to be fair.

Wasn't Larp per se?

It was um

It was real food.

And there was like minced meat mixed in.

And uh it was quite good, actually, quite good.

And uh I liked it a lot.

And it had salt, of course.

Am I eating Indian food?

Dude.

I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Like.

Cracked weed is way better than rice.

It's just like way better.

Rice sucks, actually.

I hate rice.

Do I count calories and macros?

Yes, actually.

I gained about four pounds this summer.

And uh or maybe five pounds?

And like I wanna go back to being lean because um

Every time I get up I feel like it's like

People think I'm small, but I'm really not.

Like, you have to see me in person to appreciate the width.

It's like every time I get up and I'm.

My morning routine is so much because it's like.

I feel like like

It's like a Titan awakening.

It's like God's, it's like a King Kong.

I feel like King Kong every morning, you know?

I feel like it's just so much weight and like.

To get me going for the day takes a lot.

It's like imagine lifting up King Kong and getting him on his feet to walk.

That's how it feels to start my morning routine now.

In the beginning of the summer, I felt so lean.

And it was just like I was quick on my feet.

I was light on my feet, whatever.

I've always been wide-framed.

Especially shoulders, you know?

But now I'm just like, I'm at I'm better at the gym for sure.

I'm stronger.

For sure, I'm stronger.

But it's not worth it.

I like being uh a little leaner.

So I can be faster, I can move around faster.

And I can also my day can start quicker for whatever the fuck that means.

King Kong doesn't work out in jeans.

I'm talking to the Tic Tac people now.

What are you talking about?

Somebody's name is Juche Maoist, and they have nukes next to their symbol.

You know, this person seems.

Yeah.

Hi.

Good morning.

What do you want?

Uh really, you are my hero from Italy.

You are the best.

Oh, thank you, man.

Appreciate you.

Uh

But calm down a little bit, you know?

Just chill chill it a little bit, you know?

Um

What was I saying?

Haz UCIA Fed

You are the one they call the blank-headed.

You just there's nothing in your head at all.

You just there's just things bouncing around from Reddit and it just means nothing and is nothing.

I'm a baby.

You know what?

I'm gonna say something actually that I started to realize.

I had this awakening, and I realized: you know, all the sick, disgusting people on the internet?

You guys know something?

I didn't know this until recently, 'cause I didn't even think about it.

Eighty five percent of all the sick, depraved, disgusting people on the internet.

Are teenagers.

I'm not even kidding.

They're teenagers.

Next time you see these people that are so, they're like all this gore and this hideous, like really like demonic stuff.

They're actually teenagers.

Like that's a like probably a 15-year-old or something.

And then I'm like, what is going on?

You know, they're like demonically possessed.

It's really messed up.

And it's like there's so many factors that go into it, but it's like, wow, it's so disturbing when you think about it.

Super disturbing, like super disturbing.

I looked up.

I don't remember.

I don't remember what it was, but I looked.

I did.

It was like a rabbit hole.

I found out.

Apparently, you can correct me if I'm wrong.

This is the scariest, weirdest thing of all.

In a lot of these cases, there's not even adults grooming them.

They are the ones starting it themselves.

Like they're just doing like they are the ones actually doing it.

And they're at the top of the food chain.

Like the top of the food chain is like some twisted 16-year-old, like behind everything.

I was like, what the?

This gotta be some government MK Ultra thing going on.

It's really disturbing.

That is so disturbing.

It's like the movie Boss Baby.

That's like real.

Like like do you know the movie Boss Baby where it's like

Evil uh child, I don't know, behind everything.

I don't know what's going on.

Favorite animated movie Ah I don't know.

You're like do you mean like a cartoon?

I'm thinking from my childhood.

I I

I never really liked anyone in particular too much to be completely honest.

If I'm being completely honest.

about the facts.

There was never one of those movies where I was like, I don't know.

Probably SpongeBob, honestly, right?

But that's a T V show, not a movie.

But probably SpongeBob was the best when you're growing up.

Or

There was SpongeBob and there was um

I don't even remember, you know?

Family Guy.

That's not, does that count?

There we go.

Family Guy is probably the best one.

Why do you hate Indians?

I don't.

Whenever I pay attention to the tic-tacers, they just uh they start

Call, just call.

Uh American Dad is the most cringe shit ever.

Like you have to be truly a nerd to like Americ There's not a single cool person ever who liked American Dad.

Growing up.

I like American Dad.

Yeah, that person was always like some weird nerd.

Not a single person was a fan of American Dad who is a single cool person ever.

Oh, I know you like Family Guy, but have you heard of American Dad?

Hey, you know this thing that's really popular that we all like, Family Guy?

You don't have to double down and adopt this religion where you're getting into these niche versions.

Well, American Dad no, you don't it's not that deep, okay?

Peter Griffin's just a fat guy, it's funny, just leave it at that, all right?

Honestly, like why people when when people over remember it's like it's like when everyone's telling a joke.

And everyone's laughing and then someone tries to add to the joke and modify it and they completely ruin it.

And then it's dead silence.

And it's like, oh, when you put it that way, that's what American Dad is.

You know, like the joke was Family Guy.

Like, everyone's laughing.

Peter Griffin, it's so funny.

Then they try to add to it.

Ah, yeah, well when you put it that way, I guess it's just not funny at all.

That's really the definition of American Dad, you know?

The Cleveland Show

For some reason, I don't really have the worst memories of the Cleveland show.

The Cleveland show was like, okay, they're getting desperate, but we're here too, and there's no choice.

We don't have a choice.

No, actually the Cleveland show wasn't as bad as American Dad.

Like American Dad is genuinely the definition of like missing the point.

I didn't even watch that show.

I'll never watch it.

Cleveland Show was like okay, at least it's within the same universe.

It's like Cleveland Show was like a Family Guy episode without

Peter Griffin, which is yeah, sounds pretty terrible, but it it it was what it was, you know.

Cleveland's Shaw was way worse than American Dad.

Um

I don't agree with that at all.

I don't know.

The Simpsons oh, that's a horrible one.

The Simpsons is the most disgusting one of all time.

All the worst people are big fans of The Simpsons.

The worst people are big are fans of The Simpsons.

Such a disgusting, terrible show.

King of the Hill, just leave me alone, all right.

I'm not, I'm literally, I'm not 87 years old, all right?

Just leave me alone.

Like, King of the Hill looked like it was from 1952, all right?

It looked like it was from 1974.

Uh, Futurama, yeah, it's a boring nerd show for fucking boring people.

Uh,

Just

Post twenty ten Simpsons notes Simpsons is garbage all the way through.

Terrible show.

Um

South Park is a good show.

You know, s every South Park is I'm gonna say South Park is always good.

It's never bad actually.

South Park is always good.

Always, there's going to be a good plot.

There's going to be a good story.

You don't even, it's there's always going to be something going on.

They have a plot.

Uh

Rick and Morty

I can't believe somebody in my own chat is saying Rick and Morty.

It's like what does it come to?

What does it come to?

Robot chicken.

Uh, it's for d any it it's for just for degenerates.

Just

Stupid, idiotic, degenerate, just like that disgusting show with the soda and the fries.

The meatball

Soda fries in the meatball

Fucking disgusting people like that shit.

Yeah, Adult Swim sucked.

It's like Adult Swim is for fucking people who are like

Oh, it's so uh you wouldn't get it.

Shut up.

What are you talking about?

Adult Swim is for older brothers that think they're cooler than you.

That's literally the only.

They made the reason they made Adult Swim is so that older brothers could think that they're cooler than their siblings.

That's all it was for.

The whole point of Adult Swim was just giving away for older brothers to think that they're superior.

There's no other purpose or reason behind it.

There's no meaning behind it, there's nothing else behind it except making older brothers think they're superior, that's all it is.

That's all it is.

That's all it ever was.

There was never anything behind it.

There was never anything good behind it.

Anything like oh, why do people like adult swim?

They don't.

They just do it to sh like create this projection of superiority when they're older than you by two years, right?

Um

Yeah, millennials, honesty, it's like a millennial thing.

SpongeBob, honestly, SpongeBob wins.

When you think about it, it's tied between SpongeBob and Family Guy.

Honestly, it's between SpongeBob and Family Guy.

If they did a crossover, that would probably do numbers.

Can you imagine if Peter Griffin put on a scuba diving thing and he went into beginning?

That would be a great crossover.

I'm not going to lie.

SpongeBob and Peter Griffin.

What about Tom and Jerry?

Okay, bro is from 1925.

Like, what are you talking about?

Remember, yeah, remember when YouTube was like such a limited pool of content and one of it was Chinese SpongeBob, which was literally just racism plus anti-communism that one guy made, took the effort of making, and then everyone thought it was real, and like that's actually what SpongeBob is in China.

It was all about who's willing to put effort into that shit back then, right?

That's what it all was.

You know what kids back in the day, when you were a kid, the kids that you should be terrified of were the ones that liked Caillou.

Those kids were

Demonic.

They were like possessed.

They were very angry and you should be avoided for sure.

Something.

I don't know what it was.

Not a single person was a fan of Johnny Bravo ever.

Um

Arthur, I don't know what the hell Oh, Arthur, that's a scary show.

Yeah, that's another one of those shows where you just

The type of personalities that would create, or I don't know, just one of the ones to steer clear from when you were a kid.

Um.

Courage the Cowardly Dog.

You know what's funny?

There were about ten episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog, but millennials will not shut the fuck up about it as if it was some genius thing.

Like, get over it.

iCarly was probably one of the most disturbing shows of all.

If you look into the Dan Schneider thing.

Absolutely like terrifying stuff, right?

Uh Ed Ed and Eddie.

Yeah, sometimes I feel I'm not gonna even say it I've met a lot of Ed Edonetty types in re like always coming up with crazy plans for something, you know.

Samurai Jack, that was not for kids.

Yeah, that was such a serious show.

S who made Samurai Jack?

Who was putting all that on children?

Samurai Jack was way too serious and way too like, what the hell?

Like, yo, chill.

What is this?

Like, way too.

Heavy, you know, like when you're seven years old, what is going on, you know.

So I thought TikTok would be people requesting and it would be debates, but the s nothing.

This is a very wasteful stream.

Okay, let's watch the Jake Lang stuff.

Shall we?

Jake Lang speaks in front of the Dearborn City Council.

Let's check it out.

Let's check it out.

So you either put him down or you'll be removed.

You got mm-hmm.

Uh user, go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Okay, nothing?

Isaac, go ahead.

Hello, Haz.

So word on the street is you're kind of a spiritual guy.

What?

Yeah, I heard I've heard tell of you meditating.

Yeah.

Mevitating even.

Yeah, it's all true.

What what about it?

How high did you reach?

Why how what gives you the right to know these things when you're not even able to levitate at all?

You think I'm not?

Too simple and too naive, Haas.

Well, I'll challenge you right here.

We'll see who can reach higher peaks.

Try it right now.

Alright, but I want to see you cross your legs.

Not gonna happen, fucking weirdo.

Not gonna happen.

User, go ahead, this is your last chance or you're banned forever for wasting my time.

Go ahead.

Hello.

Oh yeah, I I asked um up to join because I heard you say that like nobody was saying anything.

So I just wanted to like ask you a couple questions.

Okay, well you just want to talk to talk.

Nobody wants that.

The Holy Spirit, go ahead.

Hello, what's up?

Why are you telling me what's up when you requested?

No, I'm saying, like, what are we to do?

I know the we're gonna watch this city council meeting and react to it.

One second, and you'll be removed.

What do you want to do?

Put them down, or you're gonna be there's no books, no paraphernalia.

That's the council rules.

Hey, let's go.

Hold on.

We we gotta give this the proper seriousness it deserves, alright?

This is serious.

This is serious, right?

This is not nothing to trifle with.

This is some serious shit.

This is like real guys, this is like

This is serious.

For three years straight, the number one name in the country of England for newborn babies is Muhammad.

Tell me that white Christians are not being invaded.

How can you lie to our faces with your Takiya?

This is an invasion on all fronts.

Our people are being pushed out of the workplace.

We're being pushed out of city councils.

That smug face of the Takiya Muslims needs to be wiped off these people's faces.

These people are looking to destroy us.

These people are looking to outbreed us.

In England, that were raped by Pakistani Muslims, and they got little slaps on the wrist from the woke democratic regime.

The Muslims are being used by the Democrats to instill socialism in America.

We know it.

Look at all of your top Muslim leaders.

They all pander to homosexuality, to transagenda, and to socialism.

You're fake Muslims.

You're just using the Democrats, these woke liberal Indians, the women in New York, to gain power.

And once the Muslims have power in this country, then they will start throwing the homosexuals off the roof, just like they do in Palestine.

You guys don't cry about Palestine.

Try being a white Christian man and preaching the word of God in Palestine.

Guess what might happen to you?

The same thing that happened to me here in Dearborn, Michigan.

You will be stoned for saying the name of Jesus Christ in Palestine, in Afghanistan, in Yemen, in Iraq.

Jesus Christ is outlawed in those countries.

Oh my God, I got restricted.

I should have known better.

It's my fault.

Uh my TikTok got restricted because uh yeah.

'Cause you can't even react to stuff.

You can't even react to stuff anymore.

Well

That was Jake Lang's epic battle speech with a bulletproof vest.

The women in New York, the women in New York, stand.

The crusade has begun.

Your time in this crusade has begun.

Mm-hmm.

It's just LARP.

Uh she's LARP.

Just larp.

Just LARP.

You know, I uh I'm gonna just reveal this.

There's a debate host that I contacted.

To debate Jake Lang

I wanted to do it before he went to the Dearborn on the eighteenth, but I was trying to get it in the works to have a Haas versus Jake Lang debate.

Apparently he hasn't accepted.

But that it's maybe it can happen, you know.

Jake Lang versus Haas.

Imagine.

Alright, Tic Tac is a wrap.

They got me on Tic Tac.

100% they got me on Tic Tac.

Alright, guys, I'm going to see you tomorrow.

Tonight's stream was what it was.

Tomorrow's stream is going to be a lot more substantive.

I guarantee it to you.

All right.

Um

Who was I gonna debate on Jake Shields?

Can I say it yet?

Because that debate is no longer.

I don't know what's I don't want to say because uh

Maybe I can say I'll ask Jake, I'll ask him if I could just say who it was.

Because I don't know what's the deal with that debate or what happened to it, but the guy is just I don't know.

I kinda want to tell you though who it was.

Um somebody we've never encountered before ever as a community.

I'll tell you that.

But who's very famous on the right, used to be very famous on the right especially.

Um, yeah, one of you got it.

One of you just got it.

I'm not gonna tell you who got it, but one of you just got it.

I know it's crazy how random it is, right?

But uh, yeah, that was supposed to happen.

I don't know where.

Hey, I didn't say who it was, I didn't, but uh, that's supposed to happen.

I don't know.

He he bailed, I don't know.

But uh yeah.

That was the one.

One of you got it.

Yeah.

But it never happened, you know, and uh, it seemed like it was it's not Jake's, she it's not Jake's who's stalling it, so yeah, I mean, make of it what you will, uh, anyway, guys.

I know, right, it's so random, like you don't even remember yeah, but

It is random.

Anyway guys, uh I'll see you tomorrow for a more substantive, jam-packed, action-packed streams.

Goodbye.