Elon May FAIL to Acquire Twitter!

guys

you remember how we were getting really

happy about what happened with elon musk

and he he purchased twitter and

everything's gonna be fine i think we

should start getting a little worried

because guess what apparently elon musk

broke his twitter agreement and and it's

quite possible this is what i've been

hearing that the deal is going to fall

through

so to be clear about it elon musk still

doesn't control twitter the deal is not

100 percent complete and it's going to

take a few months before it happens

right

so when twitter agreed to sell elon musk

for 44 billion on april 25th the two

parties agreed to specific terms of the

merger they signed a document and filled

it to the u.s securities and exchange

commission so far so good musk didn't

yet own twitter and he won't for many

more months but he's now locked into a

contract with the social network's

current management and there's a one

billion penalty at stake if he pulls out

the two sides also agreed to certain

rules of behavior for the period before

the deal closes after one day after that

agreement was reached musk already broke

the rules see i'm gonna tell you why

this makes sense before we get into the

rule that he broke

elon musk i don't really think he has

the 44 billion to do this he's got to

liquidate a shit ton of his shares in

tesla which is going to tank the price

of his stock

he's also relying on i mean the deal was

constructed by these banks right so he's

taking out loans and that's the basic

architecture of the deal right and i

musk may not he just may not want to do

this right it may have been like a

publicity stunt that he didn't think was

going to actually work

so now he's trying to fucking get out of

it somehow by like fucking over the deal

right and if by the way if this happens

if elon musk actually fucks this up

which he actually might i i i would you

don't understand how pissed i'm gonna

fucking be i promise you i'm not even

gonna say anything i i cannot tell you

how fucking angry i'm gonna be all i can

say is that i think the world and

america as a whole should ex we should

look at elon musk as the biggest piece

of shit ever the biggest scum and

traitor in the fucking world if he does

this shit get our fucking hopes up that

we're gonna have one free speech

platform and then fuck it all up for all

of us yeah that's going to be a big

problem i'm going to have an issue or

two with elon musk so musk agreement

with twitter allows him to tweet about

the merger so long as the tweets do not

disparage twitter or any of its

representatives okay so he cannot insult

twitter he cannot demean twitter he

can't say anything bad about twitter on

the 26th musk tweeted what he considered

two separate disparaging comments about

twitter employees so political reported

that

vagina gaid twitter's top lawyer and

head of trust and safe so if you don't

know who vagina gate is um

she is uh

this is her guess who she guys by the

way who does she look like who does this

woman look like by the way this woman is

single-handedly responsible for

twitter's policy about censorship she's

behind the censorship policy who does

she look like does she look like anybody

familiar she looks pretty familiar don't

she yes she does she looks like katy

paul

he looks like katy paul this is the

fucking censorship phenotype this is the

official censorship phenotype it

literally looks exactly like the woman

who wrote the tech transparency project

report about me that actually got me

banned from twitch

they literally it's literally the same

vibe the same look i mean look i'm gonna

show you more pictures of her because

it's actually fucking crazy right i'm

gonna show i literally didn't believe in

myself that this was her so this is her

this is base this is her right this this

is this is uh i i could not i mean i

literally

i am like at a loss for words like this

is literally what she looks like why do

they have that look on their face what

is this is why lysenko is correct

because when you adopt a certain

attitude and when you adopt a certain

ideology and when you adopt certain

fucking behaviors you just start having

like it just reflects on your face it

reflects in your appearance and she's

just she looks like censorship she looks

like she wants to censor people on the

internet this is exactly what katy paul

did to me by the way and they look

exactly alike that's not a fucking

coincidence i'm not gonna fucking sit

here and say that's a fucking

coincidence that is not a coincidence

right that is not a coincidence and no

fucking way in hell that's a coincidence

so this is the katy paul phenotype right

is that racist no it's not fucking

racist because katy paul and this woman

are not even part of the same ethnicity

so how it how is it fucking racist

they're not even the same ethnically i'm

pretty sure katy paul is like greek or

some shit this is across racial lines it

doesn't matter what race you are if you

if you are this type of person you're

gonna look like this type of person has

nothing to do with fucking ethnicity

what a stupid thing to say so

she cried in an internal meeting

following the news of the acquisition

and sagar and jetty tweeted a screenshot

of the article saying that she was

crying and she's very upset about the

elon musk takeover right

so musk responded by saying that

suspending the twitter account of a

major news organization is incredibly

inappropriate i don't know he's playing

with fire here right because maybe you

could argue in court that this isn't

disparaging but you why would you risk

it right he's literally risking it as

the problem right uh just and just hours

later musk replied to a tweet by a

right-wing conspiracy theorist mike

cernovich alleging that twitter lawyer

jim baker of former fbi general counsel

facilitated fraud and he said sounds

pretty big so this is not and look if

you think this is the worst of it he's

risking the deal he's risking the

fucking deal that's what he's doing here

because i think he wants out of the deal

i think the only explanation the only

logical explanation for someone for why

someone would risk the deal like this is

that they want out of the deal they

actually want out of it can't think of

another fucking reason why you would

behave this recklessly i can't you guys

is my sound that bad is my sound really

bad

why are people saying my sound's a

fucking problem it's the same as last

time isn't it it's the same as it's

always fucking been i don't know why the

fucking sound would be bad so continuing

and this is far from musk's first play

at towing line at tesla as the ceo of

tesla his tweets led to a lawsuit from

the sec and then he did tweet another

thing too where he said um let me show

you he did tweet this other shit too

which was just incredible right okay

this is yeah this is uh okay two things

he did and this could easily violate his

agreements so this one he's the he's

he's in he's basically um disparaging

twitter by pushing its competitor truth

social i mean that could easily easily

that could easily lead to a fucking

problem right that could easily lead to

a problem that could easily lead to a

problem is is there something wrong with

my mic what is wrong with my fucking mic

go ahead and explain what's wrong with

my fucking mic what is the issue what

exactly is the issue with my mic holy

fuck nothing okay i don't know why

people are fucking complaining about it

alright so

this is playing with fire i don't know

why he's playing with fire like this and

risking the deal but that's exactly what

he's doing he's risking the deal right

and elsewhere i mean this is like

disparaging an employee of twitter he's

making a meme making fun of her and

disparaging her and shit which is in

violation of his contract why are you

doing this i was excited about twitter

being free speech i was excited to see

what would happen i was excited to see

what that would look like i don't think

he's serious i think he wants so this is

what he's gonna do twitter is gonna be

like elon you violated the agreement and

then he's gonna be able to walk away

looking good being like sorry guys i

couldn't do anything twitter stopped the

deal and it was whatever i tried i tried

to rescue free speech and it failed and

it's not it's it's it's he is pussying

out he's getting cold feet yeah if if he

fucks this up i will literally they

could terminate if it's not closed by

october 21st yeah if this turns out to

be a pr stunt you know i was really

thinking it is honestly too good to be

true because you have to under why are

you talking about a fucking spider on

the wall where's this fighter there's no

spider shut the fuck up right you talk

about a fucking um this being too good

to be true like you don't understand how

intertwined big tech is with the

government with the deep state with the

department of defense with the state

department you know you don't understand

how entwined deeply intertwined these

things are why would the government

allow twitter to just go on full free

speech i don't you know this was this

was a

fishy from the start to be completely

honest and it really was too good to be

true i legitimately don't believe i

don't i legitimately don't believe it's

gonna be successful

fuck give me a sec yeah it's one of

those things that are just too good to

be true um but he is playing with the

agreement he signed with twitter he's

playing with it and that enough is

enough to tell me that he's not serious

you know i hope i'm wrong i pray i'm

fucking wrong about this so in the

meantime that's some bad news but in the

meantime there are some good news is uh

some funny news oh my god come on

come on they fucking locked the article

oh no here it is okay so check this out

this is a whole lot of fun um look at

this twitter workers are freaking out

over elon musk in internal slack

messages so remember i said i want these

people to be subjected to grueling

you know coal mine

1975 constitutional crisis slash coup

the queen and cia removed rpm who wanted

to join the non-aligned block aussie

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having streams like this and shit thank

you so much but um you know twitter

workers are freaking out over elon musk

in internal slack messages right so

leaked internal communications by

twitter employees reveal woke employees

are overtaken by despair and anger about

elon musk's long

long effort to acquire twitter okay so

musk announced that he would purchase

the company for 44 billion on monday the

deal concludes a month-long saga that

began with musk first tweeting about his

thoughts okay i'm not gonna read this

whole thing look at these messages

like i said i hope elon musk's i hope he

breaks all labor protections for them i

hope they have to work 24 hours a day

with no breaks no bathroom breaks either

they have to shit and piss in their

chair i hope they get two cents an hour

i hope i hope there's no ac and they

have to work in hot offices i i hope

they have to fucking i hope they have to

mine i hope they have to literally mine

rocks for nothing i hope elon musk says

all right time to mine rocks and they

just have to dig a tunnel and mine rocks

and those rocks aren't worth anything

but they just have to do it because of

pain if you want to work at twitter or

if you if you work at twitter and you

want to keep your job you have to mine

rocks and dirt i hope i hope they are

subjected to worse labor conditions than

victorian england in the fucking 1800s i

hope they're subjected to worse fucking

labor conditions than the fucking

children who had to work in coal mines

and fucking

oliver twist or whatever the fuck that

shit was i hope i hope i hope those

twitter employees have to work in worse

conditions than a fucking siberian

fucking goddamn

railway construction line in fucking

1929

in fucking sub-zero arctic temperatures

okay yeah make them make tunnels and

that's the boring company i hope they

gotta work like fucking egyptians

building its pyramids those fucking

twitter employee pieces of shit

physically cringing watching elon talk

about free speech who identifies as a

non-binary transgender and plural person

so what is a plural person does anyone

know what a plural person is what the

fuck does that mean we're all growing

through the five stages of grief in

cycles and everyone's nerves are

frazzled and he called elon musk an

asshole and tried to console his

colleagues we're all spinning our wheels

i hope elon makes you spin fucking the

wheels of the fucking 19

1800s what are those wheels called again

those spinster wheels or the fuck those

are called i hope you got to spin those

wheels for a fucking living uh and

coming up with worst case scenarios the

fact that musk has not talked about what

he's planning on doing in any detail

could be seen as hyperbolic showboating

a senior staff video engineer announced

he would be quitting not the place to

say it perhaps but i will not work for

this company after the takeover bye

bitch um leaking up to monday they

already had been venting for weeks about

slack about musk and defending the

platform's moderation enforcement so

these are the people that ban us on

twitter these people that banned prism

on twitter they ban all of us on twitter

and they were venting on slack about

defending the platform's moderation

enforcement a must own twitter is one of

the greatest threats to the 2022 and

2024 elections we are fucked if this

happens why i thought i thought this was

a democracy this doesn't link oh i this

doesn't link okay um they're saying we

are fucked if this happens who are we

are you the democrats of course you are

so according to you if there was a freer

flow and freer ability for information

to travel then you would be fucked if

information would be allowed to travel

more freely then you would be fucked

that's what you're saying that's

basically what you're telling us right

now if information is allowed to travel

more freely and you're fucked that's

what you're saying that is just ask off

i ever fucking if i ever now it's mask

off if i ever fucking heard of mask off

i mean what do you mean what do you mean

you're fucked if there's no sense so you

literally are tying your ability to

censor political opponents to the

electoral success of the democrats

you're tying those two things together

those two things are inexorably related

according to you right that's pretty

fucking insane um a reliably uh he said

that they're a cover for not wanting to

be held accountable for what he's saying

or amplifying harmful things another

engineer wrote that self-reported

censorship is sometimes just horrible

fucking people fucking around and then

finding out fucking around and then

finding out these are all like dsa

people these are all these psychopathic

lefties you know you ask the question

why are leftists so powerful on twitter

because they're the people that work at

twitter who do you think is moderating

twitter it's the same fucking people

they've rigged the website in their own

favor because they literally run twitter

fuck around and find out these are like

the dsa antifa gritty people a

reliability engineering manager said

musk views is a cover for not only um

like this is one of the guys by the way

if you don't know what this uh date this

uh this sunflower here means it's a it's

it's basically alluding to the death of

russian soldiers so that's what that

fucking means this is this psychopathic

piece of shit you know what i'm gonna

push back on this shit cuz you know what

no you call me transphobic i don't give

a fuck you're your pronouns is he and

they so i could call you he

but i can't say you're him you just

decide that i i have to call i can't

refer to you as him i have to refer to

you as they please explain to me the

logic in that your pronoun is he and

they so

you don't want to be referred to as him

or else that's transphobic you are

mentally ill i'm sorry i mean i don't

yeah you call me transforming i'll give

a fuck where's the logic in that you you

only can be referred to as they what the

fuck is that i mean even if you

identified as non-binary then it would

make more sense because you're confused

about your gender and i don't want to be

put into a

gender category okay i mean that's still

fucking cringe but like at least it's

kind of logical you are literally saying

he so what you're just dipping your toes

into manhood but you don't want to be

fully in there i mean what what is going

on what is going on i don't fucking know

no this just shit is just fucking weird

i can't think of it as bad as i'm

imagining it will be then i see

something like this and i'm all nope

it's even worse uh the problem with the

elements is he has demonstrated a pan

full of harmful behavior because oh my

god i can't wait till these older people

get fucking fired i cannot wait till all

these fucking people get fired fuck

every single one of these people you ask

me like elon musk buying 9.2 percent of

twitter and getting a board seat is bad

and i'm explaining why this was clearly

not his end goal and things will get

worse and probably dangerous for

democracy and global affairs

global affairs why global affairs

because see they're clearly running the

state department's agenda and the fact

that so-called marxist leninists defend

these fucking people is what really gets

to me because if you're a marxist

leninist you're supposed to be an

anti-imperialist what do you think these

shit libs are talking about when they

say global affairs they are talking

about enforcing the u.s state department

and nato's agenda that's what they're

fucking talking about but no you're mad

that elon musk said some shit about

pronouns you know what fuck pronouns i

don't give a fuck who gives a shit about

that you think i'm gonna sacrifice

anti-imperialism for fucking pronouns

they are cringe grow up and get over it

pronouns are fucking stupid name me a

communist country where they do that i'm

he him she her nobody does that shit you

call people based on what they look like

if it looks like a woman you that's what

you call if it looks like a man that's

what you call them and that's just how

human beings have always been and every

communist state has that culture too and

it is fucking stupid it's fucking stupid

that's transphobic no it's fucking not

because if you're genuinely

transgender which means transformative

gender then you will try your best to

present yourself as the gender that you

wanna be okay and then if you're wearing

a dress and you have you know hair then

people are gonna be able to fucking see

that you're you're clearly trying to

present as a woman so that's enough to

be like okay she her whatever you don't

have to fucking wear it as a name tag

that's stupid unintuitive and unnatural

now can you please focus on what matters

which is anti-imperialism

can you please focus on trying your best

to stop the state department's agenda

and stop nato's agenda for war and world

war three and colonizing and invading

and attacking all these fucking

countries get your fucking priorities

straight elon musk owning twitter

helps the anti-imperialist cause why

huh huh

i don't know because it allows us to

freely circulate anti-imperialist

information without getting banned and a

lot of people get banned for challenging

the lies that are being said about the

oyigers in china for telling the truth

about what's going on in ukraine

and how and also the palestinians so all

of these things get censored on twitter

so

if elon is in charge we have free speech

we won't be banned for raising awareness

for the anti-imperialist and anti-war

cause

that is so

fucking simple the fact i have to spell

it out is disgusting and but you you

don't like elon because because of

pronouns something that's stupid it's

over something that you're wrong about

it's stupid i mean what country does

that that's not america go to any middle

eastern country and ask a a man what his

pronouns are you will be committed to a

mental asylum go tell a woman in the

middle east oh what are your pronouns

and go question her womanhood in front

of her and see what will happen to you

see what her brothers or husband or

whatever else close male um associate

will do to you for insinuating a woman

is a man or vice versa i mean they take

that shit very seriously okay and i know

america's not like that but it's like

get your fucking priorities in order

holy shit get your fucking priorities in

order who gives a shit about this this

fucking pronoun bullshit and the worst

thing of all is like these people are

like talking now they're talking about

neo pronouns so there's people who go

zui's way zay zoo

dwi doa

pee poo

bibo bop bop bee poop what the hell is

that shit bruh that shit is being

enforced in communist party chapters

what the fuck does that even mean that

that's stupid and that's what the hill

you're dying on shut the fuck up and get

the fuck out of here that is fucking

stupid that is legitimately stupid i

don't if you told it i don't care how

you sell that to me you come to me and

say oh huh i believe in this idea about

gender where um we can just make up shit

like i go by beep boop they go by poopy

they go by um uh uh bibu they go by uh

uh um

i mean what the fuck are you talking

about what the fuck are you even talking

about that's fucking stupid that is

literally stupid how could anyone how

could any adult take that sushi that

sounds like some dumb shit a

five-year-old would make up that sounds

like some dumb shit a five-year-old

would make up and be like oh what if we

could have another gender called the

zwie's zwizwas and then an adult's got

to be like ah that's so cute but it's

dumb as fuck and you're five years old

you don't know anything but now adults

are adopting this shit and it's like we

have to somehow

we have to sacrifice the democratic

people's republic of korea's sovereignty

because of your dumb ass fucking

infantile fucking what is right these

are the people that wear diapers as

adults like these people are genuinely

sick in the head they fucking join my

twitter space and just peed and that's

an adult who did that by the way this is

mental illness mental illness here's

what i think i think hypothetically in a

video game in a future utopian scenario

we need people with nets we need people

with nets

driving cars and they have big big nets

and we call them we call them the we'll

call them the fucking the crazy catchers

and we just need to catch these insane

fucking people

and re like make sure they are not a

danger to others or themselves and we

just need big nets

with pickup trucks with people on the

back of pickup trucks with big nets and

they just

snatch people and they'll just capture

them because these people are running

around i'm sorry these crazy

motherfuckers out here are just running

around and no one's doing anything about

it and someone's got to do anything

about it someone's got to do something

and i i gave you my proposal for what's

got to be done okay i gave you my prep

we need nets we need big you know

big nets and we just

got him and we gotta we gotta just do

that and so we can figure out what's

going on okay we gotta figure out what

the hell is going on we really gotta

figure out what in the god damn

shit is going on

okay so jay holler an engineering major

broke down multiple three the problem is

mask he's demonstrated

a non-binary front-end engineer bruh

you're non-binary are we allowed to like

say that's dumb as shit on on youtube or

no because i know i wasn't allowed on

twitch and am i allowed to say

non-binary is the dumbest shit i've ever

heard of in my life am i allowed to say

that am i allowed to say that shit

doesn't make any fucking sense am i

allowed to say oh i'm not okay well

that's why i would never say that i

would never say that you know oh i

neither i'm neither the fuck you mean

you're neither responded to musk on

tuesday defending twitter censorship

twitter had a policy about hacked

documents we applied this policy equally

no you didn't you stupid bitch that's

not fucking true you literally targeted

the hunter biden shit and it wasn't just

an

equal enforcement of policy because

someone leaked trump's tax documents and

nobody did shit about it so shut the

fuck up about that that's a lie that's a

lie we're fucked if this happens how is

this ngo asshole verified damn these are

all the people coming after us on

twitter these are all the people

amplifying hate toward me i mean think

about it you all ever think one of these

twitter engineers might have saw on some

shit i said and then they were like you

know what let me just amplify hate

toward haas let me just amplify the hate

tweak something in the algorithm and

just let me promote anti-haz non-binary

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yeah so um elon musk previews what he'll

do with twitter serve up his employees

for the far right racist abuse

again mr zwieswa ej jax dixon ej dixon

can you please stop hiding behind

racial minorities when you're just the

weirdo of your own a group can you

please stop hiding behind the fucking

minorities like me and just stop

pretending like this is anything but you

having a problem with elon musk because

you're a baby you're a baby dixon and

your name's dixon what a dumb name sorry

for anyone named dixon um suspending the

twitter account is inappropriate so what

where's the evidence of the far right

mike cernovich the foreign influencer

who peddled the conspiracy posted on

twitter about he said facilitated frog

wow cernovich what is i've seen

sternovich's twitter what's so fucking

far right about what he says i haven't

seen any anything far right you don't

know what far right is if you think mike

cernovich is fucking far right he's not

far right he's not a leftist but he's

not far you do you know what far right

is like have you ever fucking heard of

there's literal neo-nazis did you know

that did you know there's literal

neo-nazis what are you talking about far

right that's anything but far right i

mean as love is far right but you

support azov azov is literally far right

and those are the people you fucking

support