Neocon Kevin Castley debates Bill Maher

and finally new rule you're not going to

win the battle for the

21st century if you are a silly people

and americans

are a silly people that's the classic

phrase from lawrence of arabia when

lawrence tells his bedouin allies that

as long as they stay a bunch of

squabbling tribes

they will remain a silly people well

we're the silly people now

do you know who doesn't care that

there's a stereotype of a chinese man in

a dr seuss book

china all 1.4 billion of them could give

a crouching tiger flying

fuck even they're admitting it

even they're admitting it

they're admitting it even a guy like

bill maher is admitting it

[Applause]

because they're not a silly people if

anything they are as serious as a prison

fight look we all know china does bad

stuff they break promises about hong

kong autonomy they put uyghurs in camps

and punish dissent and we don't want to

be that but

it's got to be something between

authoritarian fucking liar

government that tells everyone what to

do and a representative government that

can't do

anything at all

one sec i'm going to make some proteins

through environmental review

the big dig a tunnel in boston took 16

years

no guys i'm a hawk we're such a superior

civilization

that we have to go invade other

countries to spread our beautiful system

it's so efficient and superior to

everyone

ears and don't get me started on my soul

china once put up a 57-story skyscraper

in 19 days

they demolished and rebuilt no

guys i'm a news i'm a neoconservative

okay i'm an expansionist

we have to spread america and expand our

beautiful system

china needs to be more like san

francisco

the san juan bridge in beijing in 43

hours

we binge watch they binge build

no bill what about the weaker genocide

they're putting

they're putting them in camps and

they're killing babies

and you're eating babies bill

you're ignoring the fact that this is

all communist propaganda created by the

authoritarian

russian fake news in reality

america is the most efficient

country in the world it takes 30 years

to build one apartment building

but that's the truth of democracy

okay

when covet hit wuhan the city built a

quarantine center with four thousand

rooms

nobody they were locking people in their

homes

they were locking people in their homes

bill no they would shut the ceiling the

door

shut china's so bad bill

they should be like more like us we have

500 000 dead people

in 10 days and they barely had to use it

because they quickly arrested the spread

of the disease

they were back to throwing raves in

swimming pools

bill you're a communist shield that's

communist propaganda

everyone in china is starving

they're all starving and dying and

they're all being put into camps like

the weakers

bill they're all you just create show

communist propaganda

that that's actually uh uh that's

actually a

extermination camp and they're they're

drowning babies in that pool

bill adrian zen took a picture of that

pool

and he said they drowned babies in it so

that's evidence that that

that's what's happening bill what are

you talking about bill we gotta invade

china

so we can spread our democracy there

because they need it

bill you're spreading propaganda they're

all suffering and they really want

american democracy so

bad bill please let me give them

american democracy

they're begging for it

well we were stuck at home surfing the

dark web for black market charmin

[Applause]

bill no you don't understand that it's

mission accomplished

when we invaded iraq we made that

country way better

we made it way better and we when we

took out

we made that way better the country was

way

better everywhere we go

we make it better life becomes better

everyone's so grateful to american

democracy salute the troops guys

salute the troops i'm a neoconservative

guys

i'm a new conservative i'm unironically

neoconservative guys

long live america

we're not losing to china we lost the

returns just haven't all come in yet

they made robots that check a kid's

temperature and got their asses back in

school

no builders robots are killing weaker

muslims

shut up bill you are your communist

propaganda that robot

is a weaker killing machine adrian zentz

took a picture of that robot

and he said that that robot uh

it it uh it kills uyghurs and it turns

them into

corn flakes and they sell those corn

flakes at the store

boycott china guys

cool most of our kids are still

pretending to take zoom classes while

they watch

tick tock and their brain cells slowly

commit ritual suicide

as george bush once said is our children

learning

there's a progressive trend now to

sacrifice merit for equity colleges are

no bill nothing look china's a really

bad country

and they're all dreaming of american

democracy

they wish their country can be like

libya now where they sell slaves

china wishes to be like libya they want

isis in their country

china wishes they wish they wish they

could have american prosperity and

democracy

they're bad guys uh who want to take

over the world

and um we need to stop them guys i'm

a consul conservative guys

we are invade china

they're chucking the sat in a ct test

and in new york mayor de blasio

announced merit would no longer decide

who gets into the schools for advanced

learners

but rather a lottery system you think

china's doing that

letting political correctness get in the

way of nurturing their best and

no bill you don't understand uh john

mccain

and jeb bush they know what they're

talking about okay

they know what they're talking about

okay john mccain and jeb bush

they're the ones who are gonna save

china

from itself so it can be more like us

you think chinese colleges are offering

courses in

the philosophy of star trek

no bill i'm kevin casley okay you're

hurting my feelings

all i want to do is nuke hundreds of

thousands of people and kill millions

bill i'm just a democracy spreader

democracy and freedom

okay bill you're hurting my feelings

the sociology of seinfeld and surviving

the coming zombie apocalypse

those are real and so is china and they

are eating our lunch

no bill okay i studied history

and it turns out um america

is eating their lunch okay

like america is back on track biden's

elected now

kamala's in power america's back on

track

okay it's back on track

i'm a neo-conservative guys america's

back on track

and believe me in an hour they'll be

hungry again