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my source of income and my rent and my

bills and my you know do you not see it

as an

honestly respect and i feel like a lot

of potentially be a long term job i

think career is debatable but you can

take those transferable skills the thing

is it can be a career if that is what

you're doing with your life that is the

career yeah

but like personality is going in and out

of fashion

everyone on the stream is going to be

irrelevant at some point like completely

that you're pursuing outside of twitch

right now yeah that's true and like i

think the important thing is is like if

you are

pursuing twitch as a career and stuff

and obviously it's not a long-term thing

unless you're really successful um but

it's important to like have other

options right like if i get big enough

you know i want to like release music

and stuff and have a platform and then

do more stuff and maybe you can make it

a career mac music no we're just going

to start on this [ __ ] dude it's all odd

okay like what the hell no

dude i disagree with so many things

what the [ __ ]

your makeup looks really nice queen she

worked so hard oh so please appreciate

it

so cute buddy how are you my one nice

comment on this stream

tomorrow

you're gonna see what your bestie

where austin no in l.a

damn

is destiny still running away from him

but are you gonna stream with jackson

yeah

wow

oh jesus christ kelly

dude she's bringing the claymores and

[ __ ] got the shiverly oh my god that's

literally such a small stupid piece of

[ __ ] sword yeah dude that shot in the

background is

what is that sword that's literally tiny

[ __ ] jealous no i'm not that's a i

have a way bigger [ __ ] sword are you

kidding yeah

um

because it's so funny i keep like saying

in my day-to-day usage my vocabulary

like you say huh

and it's like so

huh

kelly

is that such a tiny piece of [ __ ]

toothpaste mine is literally younger

than yours

that sword represents your ex-boyfriend

okay

these swords are from the witcher the

[ __ ] represent your ex-boyfriends

oh no it's literally made of actual

damascus steel and it was forged by

ancient we can all tell that's not true

buddy that looks like it's made from

like

from like party city no it's not it's

real steel domestic

um

kind of like clouds sword and final

fantasy made from meteorite right zucker

this is made from ancient material

damascus steel ancient craftsmen have

passed it down generations and

generations and some say it's enchanted

science can't confirm or deny it

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is it like a heirloom for you it's

possible

right yeah this is the most embarrassing

family heirloom i've that's so sad i'm

just kidding we'll have to compare them

queen

excuse me

queen that looks like it's from party

city queen queen you're literally queen

of the dumpster you have [ __ ] blue

hair

ah what are you called picked off that

was a sick own you are trash that's the

best you got you you are queen of the

dumpster what are you in [ __ ] middle

school you're not even queen of tick

tock i scroll on tick tock i've never

even seen you in my life who the [ __ ]

why do you think that i'm like a tick

tock e girl like obviously i make tick

tocks because i'm hot but like that's

not what i mean you literally make

voices of disney cartoon characters on

tick tock

yeah and you just remember

yes

do that that's [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong

why don't you consider pixar instead oh

damn so loud i mean why don't you

consider dreamworks instead

you know what it looks like

[ __ ] that

unlike you which is just screaming these

are the worst burns i've ever heard can

you both just stop excuse me

guys have you ever played never have i

ever like you put the five fingers up

yeah i never lose

okay can we do that but like irl like

the questions will be never have i ever

been outside in five days or never have

i

all right so put down a finger

if you

uh

have not been outside oh no should the

winner the loser yeah put it on a finger

if you have not been outside for five

days or more since when since when since

like last week

it's been months for me

it's been months they're

dysfunctional but they're not

necessarily shut-ins

i mean i guess when i was sick

no no in the wait in the past five days

in the past

come on dude i just realized hold on

hold on i just realized i have the

biggest dick here

look

no you don't look

i'll send you a picture i'll send you a

picture did anyone put down their finger

you've been outside

if you've never been to therapy

oh wait wait wait lauren learn does it

my twin brother my twin brother is a

therapist does that count

no it has to be a real therapist oh no

no what would they have to learn from me

dude okay

if you spend more than seven hours on

the internet a day easy

oh my god

easy

okay

probably put down a finger if you would

delete the internet if you had the

choice

no way

what wait a minute i don't want the

government spying on me but uh

i make it hold on hold on

no i make hold on i make

i make truckloads of cash i'm not

deleting the internet [ __ ] this no put

down a finger if you think you have

an unhealthy relationship with twitch

and the internet

wrong

here's the truth here's the truth here's

the truth the truth is

the truth is

in one week last week i made sixty seven

thousand dollars so that has to be

healthy

and i've never made a [ __ ] dime

you know

i'm crushing it i'm [ __ ] crying

listen put down a finger if you think

put down why do you know no no put down

put down a put down a finger

right if it's sexual

it's not it's not believe it or not i

find the whole cast kind of average all

right put down a finger

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm saying hey don't

get triggered don't get there's levels

to it kelly okay all right listen

i'll put down all right put down a

finger

if you've texted your mom today

yeah

i called her i called her i called her

like a few days ago

every day

notice how they didn't put their fingers

yeah

all right put down a finger if you made

sixty seven thousand dollars this week

six dollars did you want that much this

week listen

the truth is

let me tell you the truth okay

i wanna i want to start this this first

topic okay friends are useless who

agrees and disagrees

i'm telling you put down your finger if

you listen friends are useless listen

listen

your enemies will at least motivate will

at least motivate you your friends will

turn you into adriana party girl trying

to [ __ ] you're just trying to party

i'm just trying to party party that's

what she said

in their right mind wouldn't want to be

adriana

oh hey

i don't know if you want to be in me

monkey

you already know baby

monkey you are gorgeous

it's hard

doing the star trek thing so

so pity you've got just two

thank you

live long and precious you know this is

the first summer in my life without a

finger if you think

queen will never reach the gates of

heaven

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i don't think i'm gonna i mean i think

she believes queen

i don't believe in the gay i don't want

to reach the gates of heaven i don't

need you yes you do yes you do

but the queen the truth is the reason

why you resent why you resent the father

is because you have daddy issues

i don't understand how it's like how

guys think that it's an own to be like

haha you had a bad relationship with

your father which you obviously couldn't

control and also like the abuse that men

cause is funny like ha ha we're gonna

make fun of you for that are you [ __ ]

you're just going you're going super sjw

nobody said that asking a question like

guys will be like oh you don't have a

good relationship with your dad like ha

ha that's funny i bet you and your dad

don't talk about it he was pretty shitty

yeah you're just kind of queen you're

supposed to queen here's the truth queen

the truth is the truth is queen

hold on hold on true the truth is queen

queen the truth is there's milk

hold on hold on this is a human thing

how could i ever say that i wasn't ahead

all right queen the truth is

oh

maybe i don't know like let's say worst

case scenario did some [ __ ] to you would

you make peace with him yes no

no

i i can see why some people would want

to though because they they need that

closure in their lives but i know like a

lot of times same time like it doesn't

reverse the trauma of the yeah

you know what i mean yeah just because

someone has daddy issues or mommy issues

doesn't mean that they can help that

it's not like a heehee no but you gotta

remember

you gotta remember that millions of

people have these relationship issues

but a lot of them choose

to rise above and you guys

queen

queen has chosen

look at queen she's surrounded by

adrien adrian you you know what happens

when the men are talking right

yeah john it's the silent why does

choosing to rise above only work with

certain men all right here's the truth

here's the truth okay here's the truth

kelly okay here's why i don't want the

girls

okay i don't want the girls

i don't want the girls interrupting the

men because you guys got to remember

guys i don't want you to be miss andres

and interrupt the men okay

all right and number two and jesus

[ __ ] christ all right but you gotta

remember you came from my rib let me

just say something

okay

so so so

i forgot [ __ ] this girl man wait i had a

question

about adam oh my god

queen nephilim

uh question are you like a satanist or

is that just like an edgy meme yes she

is

i i have my own beliefs i do not i do

not belong to the church of satan though

okay so like when you say i rule hell is

that just like an edgy thing or do you

actually have like a perception of hell

that is positive she thinks she's a

demon she rules out

the truth is that these are pagans

you're looking at these are people like

what would you define hell i'm not a

pagan um

hell is a place where i get to choose

who comes down and who doesn't

um i get to decide you know something oh

so like you're kind of like

is it kind of like your discord

i'm sorry are you interrupting me

your lord and savior because i think you

are and i think you need to be quiet or

else you're going to come down here with

me and i'm going to have to have a

talking to you okay so i'm going to talk

to you sorry do you understand sorry

okay thank you

time though i'm not going to lie

shut the [ __ ] up

listen my perception of what hell is is

that it is my own utopia in which i need

to do whatever i choose to whoever is

there i get to rule on judgment i am i

am one who who

decides

the

path

in which

he gone

do you know what my hell is

you you reject the popular

narrative i suppose you would see it as

that hell is like eternal suffering and

torture

um you know like eternal gifts like

if pd came down he would get eternal

gifts from me like always we would just

party it would be great if haws came

jesus [ __ ] if haws came down it would be

eternal suffering

i think for everyone involved

queens do you want to listen

to god haze goes to heaven because i do

not want to see him here if you want to

see eternal suffering just ask queen's

mods

come here come she's debating you've

donated five dollars hell is listening

to my chat are asking

when i see an old lady drop her wallet

like my heart spikes and i go oh she's

having a bad day you know and that's the

sa satanic intention in me

wanting to wanting to rob this old lady

right and i must say no because if you

look in silence man silence the king is

talking all right so basically if you

look at this and i'm not trying to go

full freud but your subconscious is

feeding it

you feed your subconscious peanuts like

an elephant you try and appease it blah

blah and it talks to you throughout the

day and what blocks

blocks your subconscious from

you

talking to it is satan

i'm just watching hogs go back and forth

he got jacked as [ __ ] okay i got i got

another question do you guys believe

that in the concept of total freedom do

you think you can be totally free or do

you think freedom needs some restriction

to actually be free is that freedom

needs some restriction to actually yeah

so like if you're too free for example

you don't have

like i want to go sleep with everyone

around me well then you don't really

have the freedom to be in a monogamous

relationship right i want to go do crack

cocaine every day and heroin well then

you probably won't be free to keep a job

so there are some certain restrictions

we need to put on ourselves and

you know guidelines and duty and care

that we have in order to give ourselves

the maximum choice here's what she's

saying she's saying libertarians are

[ __ ] [ __ ]

hey

there can be freedom without restriction

okay all right so you believe in the

state okay maybe maybe queen here here's

here's some advice for you okay

if you were to just listen

to haas

you'd be better off true

no

obviously not look at him

what's he doing he's [ __ ] michigan

how [ __ ] he's freaking delusional

he's playing with swords i think i think

queen what you need to do what you need

queen

you need to marry

you need to marry a real man like

a cause man he's behaving like a boy

no that's a warrior

that's a warrior he's behaving like okay

actually yo

listen queen

everybody you need him to run around a

little bit queen every man you've ever

dated haas could beat the [ __ ] out of

them

i've only ever dated two men that's two

casualties

they honestly wouldn't interact with

haws because he's just well look at him

he just he just pushed a chair with his

butt are you telling me his muscles

aren't

aren't putting you into your primal mode

about freedom remember guys

focus i'm the one with adhd

right here's the truth about freedom

freedom is something that must be fought

for right that's the truth about freedom

okay

the truth is pacifists want genocide

there are no pacifists that live

pacifists get families killed you must

fight for this okay someone freedom is

the right thing like to even be arguing

about because it's just like yeah

actions have consequences always if you

do drugs if you drink a lot you might

[ __ ] up your liver like of course

there's gonna be consequences for every

action you have even if you go

if you meet the love of your life and at

a ball and get married yeah maybe you're

never gonna sleep with your eighth grade

crush that right like suddenly glue up

and got all hot and [ __ ] because the

truth the truth about marriage is right

and i i want everyone in my chat to get

married but marriage is for ugly people

and most of society is ugly right

would you ever get done

would you ever get married no no look

look

oh this is so brutal

lauren wait how old are you again before

you come on i'm 26 i'm sorry i didn't

like i know i i know you no that's good

we we promote marriage here

lauren you gotta get queen a man

cancelled

lauren you gotta get queen a man so she

stops being satanic

queen do you wanna get married

um i don't know

kind of depends i mean honestly i'm just

so hot i

this is a character though like this is

the character you play on twitch what do

you like

do you what do you like like off stream

because i know this this is like a

little meme you play what do i like off

stream no what are you like off stream

i'm like this uh-huh

he's hot who in the chat believes here

that queen

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the difference from me and you guys the

truth is the difference from me and you

guys is my first ever prayer i said i

wanna go viral and half a million views

ten thousand dollars my first day like

god has good wi-fi with me but you guys

look like lost pagans like when i look

at you guys you guys look so lost like

you just john has a favorite word and

then he likes to use it a lot listen

wait the truth is the truth is the truth

is you guys does he know what you guys

are afraid

to look in the mirror

you guys are afraid to look in the

mirror and that's the truth

i i look in the mirror everywhere

all the time

no but you must look deeper you must

look deeper john i have a question so

you're saying we're all lost like how

are we supposed to um lose ourselves you

have to pray you have to here here's

what you gotta do

you gotta get off never land out here

you gotta get off you gotta get off

tumblr

and instagram and start praying okay you

must pray okay you must pray to be dead

pray of course i pray

of course i have the greatest life ever

do you do that john of course i do john

you should do like praise matter of fact

i pray for you guys too because i go

holy [ __ ]

i'm telling you were you raised

religious john

no no not really religious and stuff

it's just when i started looking at

these girls you know they grow up

watching mtv and all this certain fans

are praying they grow up watching mtv

and then if if you haven't noticed

it becomes these young women's

ideologies

this individual liberty [ __ ] and

stuff it becomes their ideology and it

becomes their religion and then they

live with a thousand cats and they look

at me like

have you ever considered that you're the

new mtv though

listen

listen what i do is i show i i can only

take a camera lauren i can only take a

camel to water i can't make them drink

oh where are you taking them what's what

like what what wait

pray to who listen pray to what the

truth is the truth is

if you all admit that infinity is god

right and we don't give this attribute

we don't give this attribute to matter

and time and space like you dumb [ __ ]

pagans helio worshipping weirdos once

you realize infinity is god then it

wouldn't matter you guys must pray for

the frequency of faith and optimism and

it'll better your life you'll wait the

grass will be greener you will beat your

mind you will be more productive except

for the fact

we don't believe god is infinity you

believe he's a finite grand architect

freemason okay

all right so i used to i used to i used

to be in a freemason lodge and he's

going to use it against me i was young

exactly and also queen listen queen

you're too far gone to be redeemed but

i can offer you a way but i'm not going

to because here's the way i could offer

you ray

i am haz al ghul and i take the troubled

people who cannot be redeemed remember

when we were talking about it

no tell me to shut up

and i turned their regret

into assassins

damn

but the truth is

you said you want your wife to be a

warrior right you said you want your

wife to be like a warrior and to me that

just sounds like a dude

there are some masculine features on

women look it up look it up they that's

the biggest superman the most beautiful

women most attractive women they have

some masculine features they got the

thick eyebrow you don't brush circle

you're just

girl

you understand the subtleties of

feminine beauty no but you said

personality you said personality

characters that's why you like cartoon

characters no kim kardashian ain't no

cartoon character dude

okay let's go to kim k you know she has

a lot of masculine features right

really

yeah look at her face she's a very good

she doesn't seem like it

but

we're not talking about

we're not talking about physical you

said her person

her personality

her personality her personality man's

face is frozen in an expression i can

only okay

in confusion so you're basically saying

so first of all

let's say

my

sanity

on own

and

adriana pulls up with a katana you want

my wife to be just defenseless

well if she knows how to use a katana

hold on

a normal human being if she knows how to

use a katana

that's kind of weird bro

it's kind of weird you know who you

remind me of you remind me of those guys

who are like i want my wife to come home

and talk politics with me no that's not

what i said

cows just want someone a sword fight

with before bed

yeah with masculine features

okay describe the perfect wife to

trigger everyone

the perfect wife how many times

i'll describe the perfect wife remember

i'm allowed to have whatever preference

i want can't cancel me this is the

perfect wife ready

she stays at home 90 of the time

to raise my kid she cleans for me cooks

for me does all the home stuff for me

right yeah but she's also trained

in martial arts and she's a warrior and

she's a veteran

and

at least five times she is mobile which

means she's not gonna get too used to

the home if we gotta pack up and go

she's gonna grab her katana we're gonna

be ready for bow and arrow we're gonna

be ready to get on our horse and ride at

midnight and um

she's she's basically talia al ghul

pretty much talia al ghul damn what do

you guys think of that

we've already said

can we make this a combination of a

submissive

it's a combination

that's what i said before the reason she

has to be a warrior the reason she has

to be a warrior is because she's only

submissive for me circa's wife is

submissive for the whole street for the

whole squad

if she's only submitted

single just reflects on women you guys

take note of that but the person you're

thinking about

you guys have not

that means you guys haven't produced a

worthy wife for me yet that's your fault

[ __ ] we need

something about a woman being single and

not having a boyfriend please like come

back listen i'm gonna be honest though

let's uh listen

you're gonna you can find pretty women

everywhere you're not finding men like

hearts let's be honest ladies

i don't even think

the highest level of masculinity

on earth is right there right that tanky

right there oh with the sword

here's the sword look he's gonna play

him

[Applause]

can we have a semi-d6 sensible topic and

has behaved

i know you're capable of behaving lauren

what do you think what do you think

lauren of his uh

his dream girl being uh

a warrior like talia and all that lauren

let's hear you in house

telling my chat i'm uninstalling

deleting twitch um i think that's great

i think that's great for him i think

it's great that everyone has dreams you

know you don't want to learn some of

those claims does your husband recognize

the code of duels

i reckon he would

you know what that means it's a pretty

good shot

[Laughter]

and

this is twitch can we can we please let

lauren finish

and let's have a proper conversation

please yes lauren lauren didn't get to

finish at least

yes we actually didn't finish the game

and we all pretend to be functional

human beings just for like half an hour

we had we had one finger down i think i

had one sit down

he's gonna play the game

put down a finger if you would rather be

having a nice barbecue with your

community over sitting here on twitch

why there's food waiting what that

sounds like

that i would rather

oh

that is something else but i just no i

don't mean that against you but it's

like crazy to me to think that the word

community here means the people on

twitch i get why it means that but it's

just funny that that's like

holy spirit enough time on here the word

community

even means the people around you in real

life the community that i have are my

are the people in in my uh in my twitch

community

they're my community

listen the truth is

lauren the truth is the manifestation of

capitalism is this neoliberal djen

society and if you want to be barbecuing

with this society that's on you i would

much rather be further away from it and

on the internet

sometimes i think to myself

like i was planned to do after i got out

of college right now and be dating some

guy was dating for years and just being

miserable but one day i was literally

alone and i had no friends so i decided

to go on twitch.tv and now i live in a

two bedroom apartment i'm 21 i live

across the country from my parents like

it's like things like that like you

never like expect you know what i mean

it's not like yeah maybe i am in no life

or i sit in front of my computer and

look at my

self in my viewfinder hours at a time

but like i'm living the dream you know

are you but are you fulfilled adriana

are you fulfilled as a as a i don't

think i would be fulfilled in anything i

did i could be like having a really

great relationship and it's all internal

it's not like the things that surround

you it's all internal if you don't want

to be fulfilled in your life you're not

going to be you can be

living in a box and you can be fulfilled

living in a mansion adrian do you think

i agree with

a lot of things being a mindset like i

agree with that and i think there are

good aspects of twitch of course like

you know my sister is a huge twitch

streamer and hers is all like happy

stuff not political or arguing or

anything and i think she does that

awesome but i just know i like i'm

self-aware enough to like

understand that what i'm doing right now

is bizarre what we are doing right now

is bizarre to most of the world and it's

not healthy i don't i don't think it's

healthy i don't think what i am doing

right now is healthy being here

can we make it healthier

no there's no way of twitch being

healthy because here's the truth here's

the truth you have to be you have hold

on

hold on hold on hold on blue hair

the truth is

something

something in me dies inside when i'm at

like a barbecue or a party and i'm

making jokes and everyone's laughing and

i didn't get one subscription for it

what the [ __ ] is that about

you know what i mean

you know what i do at parties i grab

their phones to connect their twitch

primes to my [ __ ] because they're not

using it right because it's like what

the [ __ ] is the point you're either

going backwards or forward and if i'm at

a barbecue i'm going backwards

lauren madden

healthy

like are you just not used i would be

like

are you like are we being toxic or

something because like

you're talking as i'm having an

existential

it is a little different it is a little

different right to talk when like and 10

other people are talking it's a little

hectic but i don't think it's toxic i

don't think it's unhealthy why would it

be

unhealthy because none of that

none of us actually know each other none

of us are actually friends none of us

like getting to know each other you've

got to give us a chance

because it's actually impossible to be

like an authentic friendship when you're

doing it for an audience and everyone's

kind of playing a character for their

audience

lauren lauren i'mma be honest lauren

lauren your your real-life friends are

playing a character in front of you too

you know that yeah but i i do everybody

just plays a character so that they can

get the reaction they want from the

person they're playing characters

okay i think i understand what's going

on so lauren's basically saying she

wants to meet me

no so wait my question lauren the exact

opposite

shut the [ __ ] up pause so what i'm

i want to ask lauren is is so if you're

saying like because it's unhealthy

because we don't know each other right

that's that's one of the reasons why

you're saying this like i think you can

sure but also because you're doing it

for an audience it's like

there's about a parasocial relationship

or your audience of a parasocial

relationship with you and then this is

all like fake personality relationships

going on here it's like 7 000 different

layers it's kind of hard to fake a

personality every single day of your

streaming like it's not always faking a

personality and that's why people like

to watch streamers because they're

different because that's who they are

well that's why that's super serious

it's kind of like that

you're going to be a different person in

front of your mom than you are in front

of your friends like regardless of where

in a different person at work you're a

different person in front of whoever it

is at the time you know what i mean

perception is just

i just say none of my irl friends are

going to give me 5 000 in bitcoin like

train wrecks did last week so i'm more

than happy to sit here and make my coin

yeah like that means

that's honest it's real i respect that

what he's saying

like

bitcoin to give that money like i'm

getting money from just sitting here

talking so i'm happy i'm more than happy

but that's not

a character that's his genuine

personality and people are just helping

him and supporting him from that just

because people are just because people

are nice enough to subscribe and give

bits and stuff like that doesn't mean

that you have to put on this customer

service voice to be done hold on here's

the thing this is the truth lauren is

correct this is all fake

there's nothing real on the internet but

here's what she gets wrong

she doesn't understand that this is the

wild west and in the wild west to

survive you must thrive and there is no

room for weakness on the internet lauren

southern that's what i got to tell you

there's no room for weakness this is a

brutal

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energy coming from then

what

happened

again because they chad bullied me and

then i yeah i left at 6 00 a.m and went

to bed

yeah a big deal i left at 6 00 a.m he

came back though he came back from the

time

growing i'm glad you've grown and

learned your lesson

you're saying that lauren is right about

everybody

adria adrian are you trying to say that

you're real with your chat and you're

like the real person when you go live

yeah pretty much have you you've won the

biggest cap i ever heard of my life

adrian tell you something

you don't want me to watch

cake

on my facebook oh

because you do things based on the

reactions

let me let me challenge you you go talk

to destiny right you talk to destiny i

did i invited all of my mods over and

yeah yeah

uh

you talk to destiny right you go on

destiny's show i dare you to get dg mad

at you i dare to say something that they

disagree with i dare you to do something

that's gonna uh poke the beehive

and i'm not gonna say yeah that's ugly

i'm just gonna keep it to myself some

things just keep to yourself because you

know the reaction's gonna be bad that's

normal life

yeah like i feel like yeah it's just

social like being social is like knowing

how to interact with other people and

change the you

what oh my god then you change the way

that you interact with people based on

their based on their reactions you don't

want like you wouldn't want to be

[ __ ] like straight up rude to someone

who hasn't been rude to you first right

like if someone killed you it was like

oh you look so cute today and then

you're like yeah well you're an ugly

piece of [ __ ] and then like

what is

that you can have like a you can only be

the real you is by being a piece of [ __ ]

like by being a nice person it's being

fake you know listen

y'all everyone here is fake right

everyone is fake i'm the only one here

this is where you're [ __ ] wrong

you were agreeing with lauren about how

everybody is i don't care

i banned you from my chat and from my

mind

listen listen listen i'm the only one

here that will literally go live and say

[ __ ] everybody including my own you know

what else we do you say that your sword

is

honest about is it's the perfect mix

what's that was that

can we get back to what the game that

lauren no no we can't we can't okay

please queen queen save the dog [ __ ]

content for your stream lauren you said

he's playing a character it has yeah he

just admitted to it but he's doing it

right he's like this is the wild west so

i'm going to be as crazy as possible

have as much fun here as i can but also

be as honest about it as possible

he says that's him has are you are you

being fake or are you being did you say

that you're the only real one i am using

truth through fiction

the [ __ ] does that mean

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that was a turn on when you did

it means this if i toss your boyfriend a

[ __ ] katana he would not only would

he not catch it he would flinch and turn

his ass around and run away like a

little [ __ ] damn

he just called every lady's man hero or

their man a [ __ ] what do you ladies

think about that

half a man

my man so he just called you a [ __ ]

how do you feel about that my my man's a

[ __ ]

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wow so how's what you're saying is that

they are pretending to be normal

characters and you're taking the piss

damn yes because when i see you ladies

all i see is like lost children you say

that everything yeah yeah but but think

about it think about it

like when i speak when i speak you girls

look at me like i'm your dad

no no let me tell you what

many of the guests here are all very

nice to me right adriana's nice to meet

you but

all these people nice one right

if i had if i had two viewers on twitch

these people

wouldn't even notice me

i wouldn't even experience

this can i just assume that i

with these people be friendly to me if i

wasn't a streamer they just met me in

real life

i got 600 average viewers and that's

what's responsible for everything you

actually think [ __ ] on twitch is real

you actually trying to trick people yes

it is for people in town it's real

you're gonna be sure that's real

fake personality for six hours in a row

no

that [ __ ] is real your personalities

you're telling me

if i was a 30 viewer andy and i dm'd you

you would remove me as a friend on

discord

the facts the facts are too powerful you

do realize that i literally found you

before i i saw your stream right oh

really but then you saw my stream and

you no no the people let's see let's go

here

latina then you saw my stream and you

saw that i had 600 average viewers and

all of a sudden i became way more

interesting

are you [ __ ] serious you don't

remember the first [ __ ] right now

that i was on here come on [ __ ] grow

up don't don't bring that [ __ ] into

proportion

let the real emotions fly let's look at

them

no apparently you don't you know we

don't know

let's

i remember exactly

and we're talking about minecraft and we

were like

damn man ages partner

it's a damn thing good idea

i remember

when you pulled my stream on your stream

and you were like man she has that many

followers oh she's partnered and not not

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let me tell you the truth

minnie and monkey don't have a lot of

viewers or followers i still like them

though

i love monkey me monkey go way back to

all right yo can i say all right all

right yo i'm gonna just say one thing

i'm gonna just say one thing like you

know you guys are great and all but i

just see you guys as employees is that

okay

what do you mean what that means is i

think of you as slaves okay look look if

you have strong takes you'll get

something in the mail for sure but you

guys are bringing some of this uh

neoliberal energy just this normy energy

and it's

adria interrupt me again i dare you

okay check this out the truth are you

guys all vaccinated

beautiful lauren is the co-host that's

perfect go go ahead go ahead check

i told you read my dm's i said let

lauren pick the first message raise your

hand if you are vaccinated

not fully not fully yet because they

haven't been the same one yet

only first those but i'm getting second

one oh yeah yeah all of you john are you

vaccinated yeah because i need to travel

to la and make a lot of money

and you are you lauren

lauren where's your hand

why not lauren you're not vaccinated why

not

just haven't gotten it yet

wait a minute you didn't get you hold on

lauren you didn't get the bill gates uh

email

i'm kidding

which country are you in at the moment

lauren i'm in canada you know well okay

so i'm not i'm not anti-vaxxed or

anything you're not a canadian why are

you lying yeah she's in canada right now

are you actually a canadian you know you

look at the yeah i am i'm kidding i'm in

vancouver that's why i was shocked what

the [ __ ] that's no no no i thought

you're the american youtuber girl

what the [ __ ] okay listen listen listen

uh all i gotta say is

uh how come

even though it's the most effective one

they don't allow the russian vaccines in

western country

that's a great question all of that

that's all i got to say don't see me

they won't let me go around the changing

zone i'm not

there's no misinformation here i'm just

you know hands up can you uh house why

don't you give us like more

give us more context for the

yeah yeah it's like ninety percent of

it's better than all the westerners

you've seen

and yet be for some unknown reason is it

because of the pharmaceutical no no no i

don't mean to see that it has nothing to

do with pharmaceutical companies it's

all trust the science guys trust the

science everything's fine bro

for some mystery weird reason your

channel is deleted on twitch

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if you get the russian vaccine it's the

best vaccine in the world

they won't recognize it yeah some

politics [ __ ] i'm not gonna listen

i'll play the lib by you saying that

how's right there you have effectively

killed one million people

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so so what about petey you're vaccinated

yeah but what i'm worried about is why

haze is not afraid to inject

testosterone from a random person but

afraid of the doctors in the vaccine

what what is it isn't he natural

less personal calls out more

it's a more conventional type

you know cool let's go around the cast

all right next topic abortion what does

everyone think of that

look how quiet you guys go you little

cowards you little cowards

no what do you what do you mean what do

you think of that yeah queen what do you

think of that like what do you what do

you think of it i don't know what do you

think of it i listen listen here's my

view on abortion it depends on the

society if the society doesn't want it i

don't give a [ __ ] if they want you

to have it depends

i think it depends on the situation

because there's a lot of sexual assault

cases and a lot of people who are

sexually assaulted and stuff like that

underaged and then if you're not able to

have a child like stuff like that you

should be allowed to you know isn't that

like otherwise

if your child would be certain would you

afford them

what you should be able to decide if you

want to carry a child for nine months no

matter what it doesn't matter your

financial ability yeah

what about like the eighth month can you

still abort it yeah okay that's not what

we were talking about we just said we

were talking about no that's not what we

were talking about no here i have i have

uh i'm actually familiar with this

because

no i'm actually familiar with this eight

month thing my mom tried to abort me at

eight months it didn't work

we can tell so

he rose up what i'll summarize this do

you believe in a cut off

i'll summarize this for the sake of has

for the people who are pro-abortion what

where is your cut-off line in terms of

development

yeah that's a great question i'm a

homosexual so i never have to deal with

this so i don't know and i only honestly

i don't get i don't usually six months

i don't even i don't sometimes

sometimes i think the argument's more

about being educated like when i found

out as a young guy you can just get

someone pregnant and destroy your life i

started just getting ahead you know like

you guys gotta like

think more before you hook up

is about having kids that's the meaning

of life shut up let latina talk what

were you saying dude that was satanic

you triggered her that you would

recommend like i think that there

shouldn't you shouldn't be having to

wait up to six months to know if you

want to afford a child like you should

already know right like if it was a

sexual assault case there that's final i

don't want it i can't have it if you

know you can't afford it your status

income is not there don't want it can't

have it you should not wait till the

fetus like almost fully like evolves

because that is i think would you prefer

um i honestly i don't know like when the

fetus like starts i don't know i guess

like as soon as you know it right maybe

wait a minute latina you don't

know that's true you don't know what

people don't know until like 24 weeks

and then they want to get they want they

know that they can't be pregnant anymore

they don't want that baby they know they

can't have that baby so at 20 hold on at

24 weeks it's like it's this woman's

body this woman has to carry this baby

this woman has to like change her entire

life to make sure that this baby lives

and survives yeah and she also changes

in ways that she may not want and then

and then

you should just be

it's not like getting an abortion is

like oh this is so exciting and fun i

can't wait to go [ __ ] go to the

abortion clinic and get a [ __ ]

abortion

people to have kids no one's saying that

no one's like getting kids

the population is too high yeah bill

gates has too many people

on earth we can't afford all these

people

so are you saying queen at 24 weeks you

can become a murderer what are you

talking about bill gates

my god you're such a [ __ ] guy

which force

we're both dying queen

queen queen

queen you don't have to keep that kid

right you can put it on queen queen

how many weeks do you hold on queen

queen and how many weeks actually that

salted and i was forced to have a kid

like that's a troll like i could i could

barely even live without no queen like

after we first have a kid [ __ ] dude

i just queen

do you get to become a murderer

oh my god when i i'm not a [ __ ]

doctor so i'm going to go off of what

doctors believe is when you should be

able to get a a successful and healthy

abortion

all right that's that's what i'm going

to go off

i'm not going to like

because like whenever the abortion

debate comes up everyone jumps into well

what about the woman who was sexually

assaulted this and that and of course

that's an important question but the

real question is do you like if if

there's a woman who just at six months

seven months says i don't want this kid

anymore even though they decided to get

pregnant everything do you think they

should have a right to

abort that child to kill that child yes

i do

yeah i think everyone should be allowed

i think everyone should be allowed if

you are completely financially stable

and you can absolutely like

theoretically have a child and you are

completely capable of taking of taking

care of it right but you don't want to

you shouldn't have

can you avoid it the day before you're

going to give birth queen

should you be able to

should you be just about your child the

day

why is that a question

within six months

so it's just a matter of whether or not

they're going to do it in a way that's

safe or in a way that's dangerous to

them

so outside of whatever situation is

occurring that's making them want to

abort the baby it's just whether or not

they have access to a safe medical way

to do it or if they're going to also

kill dogs in the process so this is more

about late-term abortions

themselves

that's going to be super prominent after

six seven

so what happens what happens if you want

to have an abortion but the father of

the child doesn't want to

happen

the time isn't the one caring kid but

isn't it no he doesn't i don't give a

[ __ ] i don't care

you know what here's one here's my slime

i don't give a [ __ ] he's not the one

[ __ ] carrying the kid his body's not

going to change

but i think that the the man should like

the father should also have a choice but

you want to understand that it's also

it's also availing like also the guy's

fault because he didn't wear protection

you know like he didn't he

to put on protection and he didn't do

you really think that that's my fault if

i were to get pregnant

and change my life it's a planned

pregnancy then the relationship falls

apart and she changes her mind i think

that that shouldn't be i don't know

that's that's the way she is

the final decision i feel the final

decision

is i feel the final decision is

ultimately up to the woman who is having

to carry that baby and take care of that

child or just carry the [ __ ] baby she

has to [ __ ] go through pregnancy and

then give birth it's ultimately her

choice talk to your partner if you are

still with them or if you guys are

separated and your and your husband or

whoever your boyfriend says that they

want that kid talk to them about it but

the final decision is up to the woman if

you can't whatever you have

not have a kid and you bring it up in a

very uh poor circumstances like you

can't afford to feed them whatever it's

like you either abort the child or you

give birth and watch it die slowly

because how about you'll say i'll give

birth to the child if you have full

rights

that's an option if the man wants and

then that's why you that's why you talk

to your to your significant other about

that but queen i'm wondering

queen i'm wondering like if it's her

choice and stuff like that you know and

do whatever the [ __ ] you want i don't

want to give a [ __ ] but listen if it is

her choice and stuff right

why the [ __ ] did she let him bust inside

no no no think about it no no think

about it think about it it's not the

guy's choice to bust inside it's hers

because

no no because women women actually are

the gay people want to give birth she

would just say hey can you maybe wear

protection thank you thank you did you

learn that in algebra class the truth is

who has to go through the pregnancy you

can get pregnant and then go through all

of these changes in your body and decide

holy [ __ ] this is not for me and then

decide but but check it out check it out

if you women hold the dating access and

you guys get to choose this guy can hit

this guy can't and the guys don't really

have that power right wouldn't it be

smarter if

i mean wouldn't it be just fair if you

guys just say hey you know don't bust

inside but you guys watch mtv so you let

everyone know you you watch it you hold

on hold on hold on just like that the

truth is the truth is you you watch

mtv's

the truth is you watch mtv and you're

like oh everybody can hit it because no

one watches mtv anymore no one i've told

them

everybody watches mtv and you also think

everybody goes on tumblr and she looks

like outdated look look the truth is you

ladies grew up pretending you ladies

grew up mostly ladies

most of you ladies grew up pretending to

be britney spears in your living room

right and when i was a kid i was pre i

was practicing i was practicing being a

warrior you know what a warrior is

just

the conversations

all right one at a time i don't want to

mute stay on topic or kick okay go ahead

just queen

hold on just queen haas and lauren

because they're actually speaking queen

let's say there's a state in america

where the majority

who's the brady bunch talking shut the

[ __ ] up

anyway let's say there's a state

where um majority of women don't want

all these abortions and stuff

just because of the minority of

blue hair women on tick tock they have

to do it just a question uh okay first

of all first of all first of all someone

who's getting an abortion isn't forcing

anyone else to get an abortion majority

shut the [ __ ] up and let me [ __ ] talk

what if the majority if there are a

majority of women who don't want to get

an abortion they don't have to no they

don't want to be allowed no no they

don't want it to be allowed that's not

up to them it's not their [ __ ] body

it is that's who gets you oh no

it is up to them

no it is not

what else

but in reality no it is not well

especially when it subsidized healthcare

do was best a five-minute doggie and

that's it that's easy for you to do but

everybody else listen let's see

everybody else they'll have to go for

nine months for what because you

what latina you don't have to worry

because you're not getting either anyway

we need to think about this from both

from both sides of this so the argument

is that a man should have some decision

if the woman is wanting to abort and

they're not wanting to correct so we

also need to think about it from the

other point of view whereas if if the

woman doesn't want to abort and the guy

does we're gonna we're not gonna let the

guy have any say right we don't want

that if the woman doesn't want to abort

and the man does he doesn't get to abort

that baby for her but when we flip it

the other way around now we're saying he

does get a say because he wants to keep

it short it doesn't work like that

moderator just like the moderators

yeah but if the dad gets no say in

whether the child lives or dies um

sorry i'll put it in a term for you guys

whether the child is aborted or not

if the dad does not want the child to be

born wants an abortion and the woman

decides to go forward and have the kid

should he still have to pay child

support

if they're together yes

the conversation we're having here is

you're saying it should be the woman's

choice because it affects her it affects

her body but yeah yeah i know the body

and the wallet are two different things

but still when someone is earning money

that affects them so it's necessarily

going to affect the man

if the woman

if the woman decides that she wants to

go forward with an abortion and her

whoever she's with says that they don't

want to or that she wants to keep the

baby and the guy decides that he doesn't

want her to keep the baby and he wants

her to get an abortion and they have a

conversation about that and she decides

that she wants to keep this child and he

says that he's going to leave and not

going to pay anything

i don't know i guess that's just what

they decided on

one

depends on who has custody right because

the man will just as well have custody

like as the woman and then

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that's

when a child is born the responsibility

belongs to the both both parties but

when the woman is pregnant the

responsibility is on the woman so the

woman avoiding the baby or not aborting

the baby is her decision and then after

she decides to have the baby yes the man

has to be involved no here's the truth

here's the truth

they're not together if they're not

together you know

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the baby should go with the many

if we just look at studies uh when

people are raised with single fathers

you know yeah sometimes they do good you

know but when they're raised with single

mothers those are murderers that are

killing people

what do you guys think of um

what do you guys think of george floyd

and black lives matter and all that

stuff most of the time the [ __ ] would

that be

if you have a son if you have a son

it may be confusing if you have a

stepmom how do you

guys i'm

push them to another room okay because

it's picking up everything

i'll mute except for when i'm talking

okay that's fine yeah okay cool do you

guys think we should kick all the

europeans out of canada and america and

give it back to the indigenous people

no i love america no probably not i mean

how would that even work

how would you even do that

compromise yeah how would you even see

canada and america are like a white

supremacist nations

i mean i'm pro-palestine so i guess yeah

kick them all out let's make it negative

again

no that's not it's not the system how

would that even work that's not even

comparable dude

how many minutes

indigenous people are not asking for

that you know

i practice like i'm british so i guess

i'm just personally responsible for

everything

i'm not here no listen extreme lefties

in america and canada are advocating for

that

but indeed the actual

indigenous people whatever themselves

they don't you know they don't they have

nothing to do with that they have you

know

people or people that are like a

poofteenth indigenous

saying that

yeah it's some of those people

i think those people who think that that

that should have like um

think that people need to get kicked out

of the country you should probably leave

the country if they're not that's what i

said that's what i told you it's much

easier i've debated a bunch of people

about that and i told them

hey

hold on

thank you gio for 20 gifted don't

disrespect me 20 more right now okay go

ahead

uh yeah i don't think anyone here

believes that honestly no

we all had a boy

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that's great we don't do odd numbers we

don't do all you got we need 20 more

gifted from you thank you for the 50 go

ahead

it's not an odd number

what you you know you guys do that

silent thing and it just makes me think

you're low iq like do i have to baby you

do i have to baby you through your

little content like you guys keep going

silent

i have a question for queen is

adults attachment to disney characters

and disney healthy or none

it's not healthy but i'm gonna be honest

i'm gonna be honest

look disney disney is excuse me excuse

me excuse me excuse me i did half a

million views overnight disney is

satanic but like tangled was hot

just saying

i i think that it's a little weird

sometimes uh only because like i have

like friends that like literally have

like disney passes and they go like

every single day and they're like oh my

god this changed by like a millisecond

and like they like notice like things

like that it's kind of [ __ ] crazy uh

yeah disney adults are kind of cringe i

always think about like they're always

singing like right early in the morning

they just are playing tunes and singing

along to them and they're so [ __ ]

happy it's just it's i can't i

existed around a lot of um disney adult

like disney adults um when i was uh at

one point in my life and uh they

they like they were like that toxic

positivity level of like um like

happening when they were

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but they were like they were like like

toxic what do you guys think about toxic

positivity do you think that's a thing

do you think it's possible

all right no no let's do a better let's

do a more

just do the triggering talk topics then

if you're gonna switch it which i don't

mind the chaoticness but we'll do toxic

masculinity who thinks is a problem

i'mma be honest the least toxic

masculine place on earth is blizzard

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thing as toxic masculinity

like only i think

listen everyone's gonna misunderstand

this but it'll make sense eventually

there's no such thing as toxic

masculinity there is such thing as toxic

femininity

okay well then how come

toxic masculinity how come if i were to

talk to you like you guys talked to some

of these girls you guys would be

offended

i think i would like a definition

masculinity is solar it represents logos

it represents good it's inherently

shining bright sun it's good but

sometimes sometimes feminine energy is

dark energy and it can go too extreme

sometimes and when men are evil men are

i agree they are under the influence of

the dark feminine energy

so you don't think any toxicity from men

is born in men it's all born no it's all

coming from femininity why is that

explained i think is this like meals

because because listen

women is the moon it's the darkness

right women represent darkness and they

represent uh you know like the

mysterious dark stuff that we don't know

men represent solar light

like clark county okay what does that

have to do with anything like like a

good man

is

a good presence it's just good vibes

good energy positivity all around you

know everybody's you know good everyone

feels good motivation

even when women are horny it's because

they have more testosterone did you know

that women

are more horny with testosterone when

they are in a

lively and joyous mood

yeah yeah testosterone is the key

to uh happiness basically and then we

look we all have for example when you go

to sleep that's your feminine side

taking over when you're sleeping so we

always i just wanna show you sleep we

all do have them

just a quick statement uh higher

testosterone in women does not make them

more horny it makes their lower

it lowers the libido i have a higher

testosterone

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that's literally not true yes but you

are super high there's a there's

differences right like you are it has

has has

also you generate more testosterone

i don't really i don't really get this

take that much because uh when

bodybuilders use letrozole and kill

estrogen estrogen is a key component to

substitutions

yeah you need a balance

is true if you want a good libido it

needs to be balanced but go back how's

just to what you were saying are you

saying that

female energy is more chaotic and not

ordinary yes yes yeah maybe when you say

like that they won't be triggered but

what do you guys think is it more

chaotic is it more orderly i just don't

understand what he was saying he was

talking about the moon it was like some

astrology [ __ ]

ancient times ancient if you want to

talk about male energy i like hormones

you need to talk about

because that's what's present in men

when they feel aroused and it's

something that makes them feel and act

aggressively which is why you feel what

we call blue balls when you don't get to

get off because you have val fluorescen

which isn't relieved by a serotonin

release so that's definitely way more

chaotic than a woman

feminine energy is a source of toxic

density

so toxic masculinity is more of a

concept than it is about hormones so um

are you saying that people are born like

a toxic or i fee i feel like toxic

masculinity is definitely like taught i

don't think anyone's born

there's no such thing okay there's two

ways either it's not a toxic masculinity

is actually good but you're the one who

has uh you know like your issues and you

don't let you know you got your whatever

thing you're going on tick-tock or

it's actually a form of toxic femininity

and what's toxic femininity then explain

what you think toxic femininity is

versus what you think toxic masculinity

like flirting with guys to get their

money

for no idea here's a good example what

i'm bringing to my audience toxic toxic

femininity toxic femininity is like uh

when a guy is um

you know just being a really evil person

just really sick twisted whatever evil

type of person what is evil basically

here's what evil is evil is something

different evil is something that cannot

be confronted it stabs you in the back

and a lot of girls do gossip behind the

back where we guys fight each other

why do you have to why do we have to

separate the like toxic masculinity

toxic femininity it's just toxic that's

it it's just [ __ ] toxic not really

because at a bar if someone's just

expressing if someone if someone's

trying to molest you at a bar it's the

toxic masculine guy that rescues you

because

you go you gotta remember latino ladino

hold on hold on i know no no you can get

your dumb lip card [ __ ] out i'll let i

will let you i will let you get it from

nature

okay

[ __ ] i promise but what i'm saying is a

confrontation is toxic that's why it

requires toxic masculinity

is there like a toxic non-binary dude i

agree no toxic masculinity

is

toxic

there must be general toxic behavior

that applies okay now go go latina i

know you're stun locked and stuff but i

need to hear your dumb answer

i literally i gave it to you i'm just so

pissed off on my mind from this like

royale like i've never been so irritated

hold on hold on hold on if you're

irritated you must

if you're really pissed off you must

control your

femininity what does that have to do

with my gender

i'm saying you must control your chaotic

energy because you can't control your

emotions right now like you might so

because

because i'm a female i have when i'm

triggered i don't cry i don't cry when

i'm triggered right i don't think i've

ever cried in my life

i'm not crying

hang in there hang in there hang in

there it's just a royale guys it's a

it's a coliseum

that's why i'm staying kelly but oh

you know what uh it's interesting

because

i always see people coming to your

stream and be like oh dude john 0 6'5

john jerk is this john is that right yes

i always thought about this

uh you know i'm five ten oh [ __ ] is this

too much noise

it's a lot yeah if you could go

somewhere else it would be great yeah

dude uh sorry

but get get it out get it out [ __ ] it

just get it

keep going keep going

all right so so anyway i was i was

saying uh you know i'm 510 and i always

thought like

at the end of the day like

holy [ __ ] i think you know what toxic

femininity does

to

males

yeah who cares what it's actually called

okay you know what it does it separates

us right so we we have a bunch of bros

in this chat right now and they're all

like

oh

you know what under under six feet tall

under six feet tall

no hold on hold on hold on hold on hold

on yeah you're not a man you're

if you're not 6'5 you're not a real man

but if you're thick and big well you can

you can

you can join you can make me

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you're not a professional athlete just

go on to twitch.tv

yes

and make 67 000 a week

here's the truth no this is so true

learn this is actually so true

this is so true this is so true you know

why social this is so true hold on do

you know why social media makes you more

feminine stuff like that is because

beings being social is a feminine thing

men are more anti-social

so you agree you guys are talking about

absolutely compared to what i used to be

absolutely

no i mean like there's shades to it i

mean

social media is dominated like a girl

can just make an account and have twenty

thousand followers a dude can't do that

a girl can pick up her [ __ ] and just

move to la and figure it out a guy would

starve to death in l.a men are very

men the truth is the truth is the truth

is the truth is check this out

the truth is

women have a plan b option they can look

at their dms and go live with a guy men

don't have that

the truth i'm sorry if it hurts i'm

sorry if it hurts

right i'm sorry i'm sorry if it hurts

but that's the truth

that it is that's gonna tell you like a

lot all i'm saying is an option

it's the men desperately giving

themselves to the females and saying oh

baby i need i have a house for you to

stay at so why are the females to blame

if the men the men are desperate no

they're not to blame but i'm saying

because you guys have the option of plan

b

you don't have that pressure hold on

hold on hold on you don't you don't have

that you don't

you don't have that financial pressure

and burden the way we do ever ever

and that's why that's actually

that's actually why that's why i'm a

thousand that's actually why i'm a

latina latina that's why i'm a thousand

hold on that's why i'm a thousand times

funnier than you i can even do it hold

on hold on hold on latina the difference

for me and you latina is i can run an

audio only stream and be at a thousand

viewers you couldn't do it

no no here's the truth it's just a

personality

women don't have to care about being

winners

no one cares if a woman loses a

competition people the only guy i care

about winning oh my god

if a guy if

competitions and guys don't give a [ __ ]

we guys are under pressure to constantly

compete and beat other males all the

[ __ ] time we can't lose you guys have

to just sit there and be pretty

you're talking about you're so you're

only talking about conventionally

attractive women

no hold on hold on hold on hold on

you said only pretty women whether you

are ugly or not you will have many dms

right we see a lot of average girls

right even it's it's mind-boggling but

if you're an average male not even your

grandmother will poke you on facebook

that'll never happen

no listen 99 of women could have a great

body and if they have a bad face just

put makeup on they then then you'll get

all the deer in the world

i don't disagree with you guys but i

will say this is actually why i think

e-boys are mentally ill and can never

get stable relationships because the

dichotomy has been messed up i reckon

you guys have lots of dms if you have

lots of followers and you're not used to

that that's not the regular dichotomy

it's usually men chasing women and then

when it's like a guy that's got like a

thousand hot chicks that are half his

age in his dms although i hope if that's

your case it's legal

and they don't know what to do with

themselves i've seen this so often

where they can never settle down in a

relationship because any time something

goes wrong because settling down

suddenly hold on hold on i'm gonna be

honest like i want my chat to settle

down you know i think a lot of them are

average and stuff settling down is just

for ugly people you don't see sultan's

rappers and basketball players settle

down that just doesn't happen settling

down is for people who think they're

going to die alone right if you're a

stud

use it

well you can you can find like a high

value female that's worth your time to

stick with like that's not yes but look

look the truth is the truth is look we

can find a lot of people the truth is we

can find a lot of people like you guys

you're not finding me so if i if i get a

thousand chicks you're supposed to say

good job john because no guy ever does

that you know you're supposed to say

good job

no

even before even before i got big on

twitch i can always reject any woman i

want because i'm just not scared to be

alone

ultimately

doesn't decide if someone is mentally

ill or not if they want to settle down

or not that doesn't make listen

oh no

that's not why she was calling the

mentor

okay well then why was she calling

i think

my skill and i become more powerful i

will eventually get to a point where i

could just snap my fingers yep and 10

big booty [ __ ] will be on my doorstep

absolutely

another thing but you guys hold on hold

on hold on what you what hold on hold on

how is this right because you guys

listen how's this right how's this 100

right what you guys what what you guys

are glorifying is like a relationship we

see i go to walmart i see relationships

all the time i don't see dudes like me

but just because

i don't i don't get why why why look i

don't mind if you encourage chat to be

average and you know have a wife and

kids i tell them that too but you can't

tell a [ __ ] rock star like me to be

average i actually don't care

what it is

you know what i mean like

the advice i give special

advice

is for our current society it would be

great if i here's what i truly believe i

truly believe it would be better for all

humans and this and all people in this

country if we can get to a state where

ugly and average people don't forget the

average people can just you know marry

young have kids and have traditional

relationships and don't have to worry

about dating a bunch and all this stuff

just get married young have kids that's

what i truly believe in right most

people should be able to just pursue a

normie life where they could just have a

family right that's just not the

situation right now so in the situation

right now it's a dog-eat-dog world

that's all i gotta say you know why

because the truth is the truth is the

truth is

betas aren't the truth

it should be one dude with a thousand

chicks to spread his good jeans

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but we only see like the like have you

ever seen two have you ever seen a good

looking couple have good looking kids

have you ever seen good looking parents

have good looking kids

what do you see adriana never

yes like no no think about what you're

saying hold on what you guys are saying

what you guys are saying i'm just gonna

put my hand up hold on what you guys are

saying is that genghis khan

you guys are saying that

the peasants should have been

reproducing and not genghis khan

no both works it's because they [ __ ] a

lot because they have nothing else to do

you know what i mean like that's just a

known fact and it's like that's why it's

like you can you can make the argument

that it's a little racially motivated

what that's a little racially motivated

of you adrian damn damn

the trailer park okay i understand and

so it's like you know like they have the

most amount of kids and it's like um

you can't say doggy dog world it's dog

eat

dog can i ask a question yeah

okay

okay so when we were talking well john

brought up about sleeping with a lot of

women for example i want to make this

typical as well so okay but you you're

are you being are you

are you being homophobic to me right now

no okay

thank you i sent out a clip of him go

viral recently from a while back that

said he uh had used sex workers in a

brothel in berlin

so hassan is an attractive

what is this high prospects male with a

lot of money but would you still date

someone who had seen sex workers like

this and what i think

is an exploitative manner because

brothels are pretty exploitative no you

have to tell the whole story that's not

the full story i'm asking women a

question you could become a full story

you have to you've been talking

constantly for hours shut the [ __ ] up

in here i want to hear their opinion

wait who are we are we talking about

that are we talking about that are we

talking about the socialists who you

know use this socialist movement to make

three million and hoard wealth in west

hollywood are we talking about that one

wondering if the women in this chat

would date someone like that if they had

seen sex workers and brothels but they

had everything else that was going for

them

because you're talking john about how

you all i'll answer for them all the

women here all the all the women here

would date hassan period

no yes they would just

i know i know the point you're making

here

like a lot of people obviously

not like goth

he has a three million dollar house

go back to the helium thing you were

doing is that your real voice

what

of course it is using like a filter

dobby has an amazing voice you know

always acted for shows the only reason

the only reason i i personally the only

reason i personally wouldn't date

someone like a son is that's animal

abuse

yeah go ahead

someone else

i want to hear the women's opinions

because i'm asking the women unless your

house are going to date one of them

the question is really complicated can

we run it back

no it's not yeah wow oh my god adrian

you're serious

okay here's the question

would you date someone who went to a

brothel that got raided for sex

trafficking that's an [ __ ] human

trafficking

no no but i think it's more than that i

don't know okay actually i want to ask

everyone in here ladies and men

if i were in a situation where i were

dating again for some reason i would

never in my life date someone with an

online following ever

that's so based i like that

are you saying that if somebody had a

facebook account with people following

them you wouldn't date them you're

saying your husband doesn't have a

public figure that's what she that's

what lauren

that's one no see that's what lauren

says on the outside but really she'd

marry

she would've been insecurities that they

would like get hit up or you know excuse

me did i did i

i was talking about it

right that's what lauren says on the

outside but then she go [ __ ] data

market like ben shapiro and she'd marry

him yeah

if you're going to date someone with a

high profile in your high profile do it

for content and then break it off once

the view starts to drop no because

your dirty business online when you're

done and i don't [ __ ] with that i only

[ __ ] with richmond

and yo

small talk needs to shut the [ __ ] up yo

ass the reason why queen didn't talk

when you said would they date someone

who went to berlin like a son is because

uh clout like she will forgive someone

for clout

yeah i don't know if it's necessarily

that but everyone wants to guess oh my

god yeah they were quiet

i was reading to see if because

i guess i guess i guess the feminism

doesn't count when it's hassan

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i heard

that the place that you're talking about

it's artemis it's a a brothel in germany

and it was rated for tax evasion and the

elect

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and the possibility of there being hey

richard spencer what's up man no they

found the trafficking they found this

you can respond directly to that if you

want more information so it's like

acupuncture yes i would love more

information yes

just say just say just say just say and

reply just say you don't care you just

want a successful dude like us on just

say it

right so the thing with brothels is even

when they're in a country that where

prostitution is illegal

um they are reinforcing a

really bad side of the sex industry in

my opinion like you don't know if these

people are going to have pimps etc etc

yeah if you really want to support sex

workers you can do that in a way that is

not exploitative yeah like go be a

twitch mom and that brothel they're even

even when they even if they're not being

forced they're super exploited women

from eastern european countries yeah

these countries were destroyed

and they and they went to germany out of

desperation and you're gonna go to one

that's sick that's disgusting to me

inter-prostitution is literally legal if

i found out

if i found out a streamer was doing that

[ __ ] i would stop watching them that's

disgusting no that's pretty [ __ ] up

yeah

if you want to interact with like a sex

worker on that scale you should find one

that's like in charge of their own

business that's like the importance yeah

the easiest way to make it so it's not

exploited

if you want to if you if you want to

support sex workers i would say the best

way to do that is by by dealing with

like an independent or just go to the

gym no if you want to hold on hold on

house if you want to know hold on

if you want to if you want to support

sex workers just go to the just chatting

section oh guys why don't you stop

saying this [ __ ] report if you were

doing charity and supporting people you

wouldn't be engaging in prostitution you

would just give them money and we'll get

you don't you be just chatting

yeah support me you wouldn't demand you

wouldn't demand them to uh to [ __ ] you

for money

like you don't need to [ __ ] them to

support them i agree with that

but you guys you guys you guys

understand

hold on hold on hold on anyone hold on

don't lose

anyone they're not nobody does it to

support they're doing it to nut

yeah and they're [ __ ] losers dude

you're not a man if you pay for it

hold on hold on we gotta introduce uh

all right hold on hold on we gotta

introduce hold on just a sec we'll get

back to you we'll get back to you just

let's okay richard spencer what's your

take on this

oh look at the smile dancing

that'll never get old yeah jackson

what's your take on this

why can't we hear him

no he's

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yes

wait wait let me pull up a picture hi

jackson

why did that just do that hello everyone

here we go

hi

i'm so excited to meet you

yes sir

hey what about that mao guy hey what

about that mao guy you know

how the [ __ ] is so loud what about that

communism death toll am i right i'm

kidding go ahead jackson what's your

take on the on the sex workers

my take on the sex workers is

i don't know if i have too passionate of

a takeover okay all right never mind bro

thank you for that okay

go ahead

go go back to doing it all i got to say

a man doesn't pay for it

and as simple as that

so you think you're more of a man if you

manipulate women to have sex with yes

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you have the money and you want someone

that's accepting of a transactional

relationship

that's the first thing i've ever agreed

with that you said we are losing our

humanity

is that before after you like is that

hold on is that before after you take

his money

well so

interesting but this is before

so

so the question is um

if you gonna if you go on a date with

somebody and then you sleep with the guy

and he doesn't make you come i think

that you should be able to ask him for

payment okay

that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

look

didn't you take the payment from the

date right what's up

look i'mma be honest i'ma be honest if

you pay then that's not a date it's a

prostitute

you finish yeah but you know why you

know why he's not putting in the effort

here's here's why he's not putting hold

on hold on hold on hold on hold on

here's

here's why he's not putting in the

effort he's because some

if if you don't then you're just not

compatible and it's not well just a sec

just take it off stream trust me take it

off stream please take it off take off

richard spencer please okay um

if you don't not honestly that's not

that's not his fault because he probably

some other chick nutted before you know

you with that guy so you guys are just

not compatible it's not really up to him

we almost do one thing though i do want

to say one thing

for women it is like more of a mental

thing for you to be able to like orgasm

so if you can't that's kind of something

you have to practice yourself yes yes

don't you think that like it's good

if you want to have a threesome and

you'll never be able to have it or like

to do a woman a woman who can't come

after five minutes is what i call a time

waster but what if you're like

why are you pretending like you're in a

like i don't understand excuse me no

listen listen if you're incapable of

conversation i know you listen

honestly for a lot of them the stars

need to be aligned and [ __ ] you know

they're pagans they're pagans

stop calling us pagans [ __ ] thanks [ __ ]

does that mean

listen the truth is the truth is

the truth is the truth is

that the only duty the only duty is for

the

i'm

the duty is really just for the guy to

not

okay let's let's focus on something

going on there's an interesting

interaction okay

look at the duties for the god to like

give

an interesting form of flirting with

jackson she's super into him

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she's super super into him i i think oh

she's stupid on adriana's ground

i have a really hard game for you

i have this person here is this person

um jackson hinkle tv or famed white

supremacist richard spencer can you tell

from this picture are we supposed to

carry the way

we already saw the eyes that gave it

away the haircut truly okay let's let's

let jackson respond to the maintenance

mode i know you're obsessed with me i

know you're up in my dm

but you need to chill like you need to

chill a little bit right i i get it i

get it you have all these photos saved

to me on your on your on your computer

you're looking up stories about me

online

but you need the chill and here's what

i'll say

it's between adriana or you to get to my

apartment first whoever gets my

apartment

you are more desperate than i am man

holy [ __ ] oh my god adriana's wet girl

um i'm jealous be honest i'm just really

i don't know

i i i i can see that the dms are a bad

place

to message people because it has bad

insinuations but you think this podcast

is a better option really i just didn't

know where else i just didn't know

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oh sorry i thought it was muted i was

talking to my chat

no i can't

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um when i chat donate me money i mute

you all

that's fine

lauren you have you have won a super

power right now uh because good

co-hosting so i've just got the dm that

you want a super power to kick one

person

from this show no

i get the power of the kick right now

and don't don't be a coward

you can't really kick about everyone

else

i don't even pick me

up i haven't heard them say a single

thing who has like the earth burning

behind them who is that dude

man

oh my god okay okay

that was good guys yeah survivor and

guys guys remember remember

remember guys when you bring topics and

actually do good like uh lauren has and

uh

um queen's been doing good although you

know she's kind of like satanic when

listen listen listen when you guys are

when you guys are adding you get kicking

powers every one hour now the topic is

the topic is

who is more intelligent

men or women

i mean i know the liberal answer to that

if you want the bell curve sits so that

women on average are in the middle so

we're less less or intelligent but we

don't hit the higher criteria why do you

think that is kelly men are either super

smart or super dumb

yeah i agree with that i agree with that

listen

i know you're like everything wrong

you're everything wrong with society but

you're adorable you're always welcome

here go ahead keep going

okay

all i gotta say is queen your anger is

stage one i'm going to turn that anger

you look so much like either crazy

training of a warrior first of all queen

is she going to be your warrior wife

locked in a little cage

she would be part of my legal assassin

no

what do you guys reckon the bell curve

of this chat is

my chat my let me tell you lauren you

know what you know lauren lauren here's

the difference from my chat and you

lauren learn here's the difference from

my chat and yours and one day offline

i'll get you in the vc there's nine

there's no there's nine engineers in

there right there's a lot of engineers

there's geniuses in there

i'm telling you i'm telling you lauren

your chat watches you because they want

to hook up with you

damn that's the truth that makes sense

that's the truth i'm sorry that's the

truth right but then

they pretend to be

it's a ski it's just they're scheming

i'm telling you i know what twitch is

i've been here a while they're scheming

you hear that guys you're all scheming i

do have a female following as well also

did you guys know that i just figured

this out tonight maybe you guys already

know it queen certainly did if you bully

your chat they'll give you money true

yeah

john makes all the money that he thinks

i have to bully my

i mean

because here's the truth hold on here's

the truth here's about the truth about

it the truth about bullying is

it works because let me explain to you

there's only one business

there's only one there's only one

business model that if you [ __ ] up you

die and that's military right it

military bullies the [ __ ] out of their

people they become orderly they make

their beds

[ __ ] up you listen

if you have kids and you're not if you

have kids and you're not a tiger parent

you're a loser

my child is saying i'm a married woman

sorry lauren i think you're misjudging

my wholesome chat here circa lauren i'll

tell you something you married people

are the worst

you guys

you guys you guys wake up in the morning

looking for something you know what i

mean it's just because lauren

because lauren learn you've been

infected by this lauren you've been

infected

lauren you've been infected by the

mainstream you're infected

all right here's the truth lauren you

are looking

lauren is looking for

lauren lauren is looking for hold on

glenn you're great content thank you

lauren you are looking for guys

all right i'm kicking i'm kicking lauren

you are you're looking for

you are looking for hassan [ __ ]

is like the most childlike thing that

you could ever entertain in your life

like if you're single and you're dating

around you have to be you have to act

like you care about people you have to

be on time for places you have to be

with us

married and single people have to do

that like being single and being married

neither are a walk in the park they're

both like

no difference you're anything to show up

on time to places what the [ __ ] are you

all about

think about this think about this if

you're married how immature is this

you're gonna say we're gonna split all

of our possessions equally i'll immature

that you don't have to do that wait a

minute wait a minute

whoa whoa whoa whoa that's such a good

one jackson's got such a good one

dude jackson that's such a good one

that's so good

john if you're married you're married

enough

if you're married

listen listen if you're married you're

gonna tell a person

i'm gonna love you for the rest of my

life

say you're gonna [ __ ] love them until

whatever you know seven billion people

on earth and not married latinas

look look look latino latino hold on

stop guys guys

hold on hold on everyone stop latina

seven billion people on earth and nobody

gives a [ __ ] nobody cares nobody cares

about your take all the [ __ ] time you

use that all right go ahead what were

you saying

what was jackson saying again

people people who write prenups are

ready to divorce right after

they're just like they're just like you

know concerned about their money you

know like they maybe they have trust

issues for before and that's something

that makes it easier to trust the

relationship the truth is

hold on hold on hold on marriage is a

scam that only the man loses in like

dude

yeah

much money and then he divorced and then

he won because he got her share most men

in marriages most women do worse

that is true

that study came from london and they

studied how much money people make after

marriage and yes there are cases of

course you see it with like basketball

players and [ __ ] where the wife takes

like two hundred thousand dollars a

month and says she needs seven thousand

for dry cleaning in her little legal

writing

but in most marriages

um statistically women make less after

the divorce than men

that's the dumbest [ __ ] i've ever heard

because they literally

they literally take it out

hold on hold on that is the thing

i've never

hold on i've never in my life hold on

hold on hold on typically are not

working okay okay learn explain this

explain this okay since since it's a

[ __ ] 80 divorce range stuff what guy

has ever left the divorce with more

money

my dad

listen the truth is

all right the truth here the truth is

the truth is if there's no hold on

jackson if there's no prenup he's not a

man

yes that and also also think about this

how can i define him to be a man wild

latina let me get out my point i'm

trying so hard adriana's gonna be coming

out here this week i'm trying so hard

not to spend a dime on her but no matter

how hard i try i'm not even married

i know i'm gonna spend money on it which

is unfortunate

you should

don't listen

adriana i'll fly you out here at home

adriana no one cares about your intro

that is the gay [ __ ] i've ever heard of

my entire life hey dude

i don't trust your research london is

not a real city

500

hold on hold on match stars has he

played them

and okay adrien shut the [ __ ] up

you need to stop

listen

mash stars has used a monster reborn

he's coming back on and he's ready to

attack lauren

for five hundred dollars there's a

master reborn and he's back go ahead

mashup

that's

amazing

i just missed my

oh

all the 2000 people here i'm actually

looking for a ps5 someone hooked me up

please thank you that's awesome

you have no power okay this is john's

podcast women have no power

all right hold on hold on

[Music]

ontario

no do we all agree that men rule girls

drew

no but here's the thing here's like if

you notice like you girls always try and

be us like when i date a girl she starts

listening to my music watching my movies

like why are you trying to bring my

hoodie why are you trying to be me

whether they're educated or not they

always try and be a clone of me it's

like yo have your own thing

like why do you want to follow us

everywhere

[Applause]

chat for wha what was it that you were

saying if you bully chat you make money

but i'm about to bully you guys guys we

got to start kicking people off this

island it is

[Music]

everyone everyone hands up if you agree

we should kill the people at the party

that aren't saying anything put your

hand up i agree

more than muggy

lauren

lauren stop hold on hold on

lauren you can't do that it's twitch you

can't use the word kill

oh your brain dead dude

hold on hold on hold on pause pause

when i made that joke i got kicked off a

show like you can't say kill apparently

okay

no no no in reality i'm kidding

all right all right listen listen the

truth is i like minnie minnie you're

you're on strike three you're on strike

two because you said something bad about

match star like you can't do that all

right no yeah i just gave him money so

he lost

yes

the next topic is the next topic you

need to kick someone i need to kick

someone

i'm gonna kick myself if no one gets

kicked all right listen listen we're

gonna play a game to see who gets kicked

okay i'm going to ask everyone a

question whoever answers in a boring way

is kicked these guys don't even put the

punches

kelly kelly

who's on the phone who's on their phone

those ladies are my thumbnail

we have better thumbnails okay fine i'm

kicking them i'm kicking them

okay wait wait wait i'm gonna milk this

hold on hold on hold on let me just uh

okay

um what was her name

yeah go ahead misha misha

can i hey lady can i ask you something

can i ask you something can i ask you

something

who which guy here do you like the most

you don't care what can i do

the most yeah

and why is it wait

yeah that's it

you can't be doing no hesitating guys

it's a royale

[Music]

it's a royale guys i i'm inspiring i'm i

should be inspiring you guys to be

better content creators right don't

hesitate right you've been [ __ ] doing

a little bit i slowed her i put her in

some viscous liquids for you yeah monkey

when you do those dog [ __ ] jokes like

mute mute yourself

alright check this out check this out

check this out the next topic what is it

the next topic

is the death penalty

fully

let's do it okay i think my only issue

the death penalty is is this a lot to

say can i say legally speaking we should

go back to the old fashioned ways and

not the injection [ __ ]

you want that has to be three yeah

[Music]

guys one at a time guys

you guys look as

right now you sound as dumb as you look

guys just one at a time

how does it look

guys don't try and get me in trouble

please go ahead uh mash what were you

saying

well just saying like how like far back

are we going like back to like spanish

inquisition like maiden's chest where we

just like get like a bunch of spines and

like an iron uh

most of the time i'm against most of the

time i'm against torture but

uh i'm saying quick and easy i mean can

i are we about to say this or no i don't

know bro good luck i think we're more in

the line right now we might want to just

say

like for example the one where they're

dangling otherwise you know what i'm

talking about

and then the one guillotine is uh nicer

than a hanging like the stretch i mean

i'm more of a fan of crucifixion because

i want to be closer to christ but like i

don't know like

listen listen i don't i don't think

they're instead of the death penalty

people should just be forced to watch

adriana's streams

they're they're so deeply the worst

person in

a here without a death penalty will lose

its humanity can i just say that i do

agree with the death penalty um but only

if like you're like a mass murderer and

you're already like sentenced like to

life you know there's a there's there's

population control that needs to be done

you know like yeah

possible when there's child abuse why

are they on different worlds decades

yeah

i'd agree

dude did you know did you guys know that

most pedos get like four years probation

stuff they should have a thousand years

they should have a thousand years with

no food

slow and 24-hour adriano streams just

slow and painful how do you guys feel

about like false convictions like

there's enough false convictions that

it's like something that you should

actually care about like so somebody

that you're talking about

or like a murderer or something like

that it isn't actually somebody that is

guilty

i think that china has actually shown

that rehabilitation can work but at the

end of the day it doesn't matter

shut the [ __ ] up it doesn't matter

because at the end of the day regardless

if they rehabilitate people you will

still have idiots like hassan [ __ ] who

claim that they're genociding people

brain dead

dumb so you're a genocide apologist well

there's like that's nice okay good to

know

yeah i mean i mean what is what is

exactly what exactly is the question

that you're asking about

[Music]

and stuff i don't think they should be

executed they should be yes they can be

rehabilitated you know like they should

they can be like uh redeemed but when it

comes to child abuse yeah the mass

murder and murder doing that kind of

[ __ ]

henry kissinger i mean yeah i feel like

there are some people who just can't be

rehabilitated there are some people who

just cannot i don't you know this is a

wild taste

and

thank you for that uh this is a wild

take i don't think short people should

be able to vote

because no no hold on let me hear me out

no no hear me out no no no they're

bitter they're bit they're dead

no no no i'm talking about the boys like

they're bitter they they they're gonna

vote against everyone's interest

all right all right we'll go back to it

where short is though john

like am i sure myself unless we have

three people right now in minecraft okay

i'm down minecraft lauren you know what

lauren since you're new here pick three

people

lauren hold on hold on since you're new

here

hold on lauren pick three people to kick

off immediately we're gonna have a short

one anyway

it's gonna be a short podcast

i i need to reaffirm my power over this

burning sun person who thinks he has the

power oh no no no he's staying he's

staying

no no he's thinking about how my ideals

are

dude

look at this guy didn't have a shirt

imagine voting when there's a two-party

system what a [ __ ] only cubs vote

honestly damn baby are you allowed to be

shirtless

all right hold on hold on don't ask if

he's allowed to be shirtless hold on

hold on that's so good that's so good

okay

okay we gotta kick some people if you

guys keep interrupting

okay next person to interrupt me is gone

okay

the next

topic

is we're gonna compare the ccp

to neoliberal democracy

what is better what is worse one hundred

thousand percent

they both have their issues uh i think

genocide isn't a serious issue

is

okay wake wilder wait you don't even

know what the ccp is

wake wilder

some more because i'm not here but he's

really hot and i don't know i don't know

what i don't i don't know what your name

is so i would like for you to provide

your source

i would like for you to shut the [ __ ] up

but like sometimes you don't get what we

want i don't know what the false claims

about genocide to elias into a world war

world war three where real people will

actually die i get it i get it

well you want

i don't care what they call themselves

like it doesn't really matter to me you

don't care what the [ __ ]

would mean government and the chinese uh

government on the mainland both agree

there's only one china and taiwan is a

part of that china shut the [ __ ] up

another question that you will not be

able to answer tell me the countries

tell me the countries the major world

superpower countries that recognize

taiwan as an independent country go

america

wrong

no no the country

[Music]

they agreed to this treaty in the 70s

in the 70s there was no dead in the 70s

that's when they started to uh recognize

the mainland government and not the

taiwan

president i think you can both agree

with that right

you just lied about the united states

recognizing taiwan as an independent

country in fact in fact

the united states says that they do not

recognize taiwan as an independent

country and they do not support

secession

and they have they have not supported

that and only recognized taiwan as a

part of china since they recognized

beijing as the legitimate government

overseeing all of china since january

1st 1979 so you are

is

[Music]

you're also going to be putting minds in

the scene

name another country that thinks that uh

another major power that thinks uh

taiwan's an independent country go

uh taiwan i'm not gonna go with that one

because i mean i want is that they are

the people we all know that taiwan

doesn't do it because they won't get

[ __ ] taiwan

like people don't want to piss off

israel but palestine should be a country

i have one final question one final

question one final question

when world war iii begins will you be

the first person who goes over to china

to get killed by the chinese i mean like

i i have a lot of issues with depression

so i hope i do in a video game

what the [ __ ] final question is

what the [ __ ] yeah

because you're miserable all the

daughters of america's uh families have

to be too

uh well why do you think we went to iraq

and afghanistan like all the sons and

daughters how to deal with that [ __ ]

to be able to like yeah and you want to

take power and go with oil

no i don't want more of that that's why

you should recognize taiwan as a

different country like it's not

something that you guys should be caught

unless unless you think you're more

enlightened than every country on the

globe the taiwanese government i mean

yeah

i've been watching a lot of zerka and i

realized that i am like the center of

the universe okay so like who cares

[Music]

when we're facing food shortages in

america there's going to be a bunch of

shortages

you guys are the ones that are so

[ __ ] like [ __ ] heartiest

versus something you guys the guys have

heard about it focus on your own country

for the united states the united states

just gotten to but you guys are asking

about china

last question i got one more question

considering the united states

shut the [ __ ] up

consider the united states

entering the united kingdom

considering that all of us look alike

debating about china they've never been

to china i'm sure

chinese people in my community

[Music]

i just can't do it i can't talk to him

about this i i know what's happening i

can't i i learned i've learned from last

time i've been to china i'm half

chinese i can't talk about this or i'll

lose my mind

you're biased okay

considering yeah

she's on the outside because because

because

did you come because you come from a

family that was hostile to the community

right my grandmother freaking here

exactly so your body is chinese people

get free yeah

well most chinese people didn't flee so

they don't have your bias you get these

like americans in america and then they

leave america like why didn't you get to

criticize america you're fine yeah china

uh anybody that recognizes how much our

military power actually possesses uh

like yeah we're not gonna be able to

enforce a country to take over it uh in

like a colonial sense but like yeah we

would [ __ ] them up in a military battle

they could pour down i don't know

like if china tried to invade america

they would get [ __ ] we have ten times

over the strongest navy in the entire

world

modern military uh tactics go we would

[ __ ] anybody ten times over we could

take the taiwanese

[Music]

he's trying to turn america into the

next british empire 1776 world cup

[Music]

taiwanese uh uh sovereignty has

allegedly been uh

violated by their own country can you be

quiet for just a second

i don't think you could talk about this

because you're from america so you're

biased so i think if you're from no

i get my

information from china's opinion

i get my information i get my

information from chinese people who live

in china that's where i get my info from

oh so from the people that are afraid of

getting their credit score

don't talk to those people they're

biased

[Applause]

is the complete exaggerated myth it

applies to corporations not even

individuals talking out of your [ __ ]

ass hey huh

[Applause]

did that happen what

and the tiananmen square likes no he

didn't get what happened he didn't get

oh really okay well i mean you know i

would love to get whatever you're having

because

the guy in the tank

he actually didn't get run over i agree

with you on that but the thousands of

other ones in the square

i would actually support the idea of

china saving the united states because

we don't have health care we don't have

you know free food guaranteed to all

people we don't have clean drinking

water china's focus on

china's focus on peace

global prosperity and lifting poor

people out of poverty and i think that's

something americans can learn from the

chinese government if you if you listen

to this guy

if you go down the path of war we're

going to have a generate ten generations

of gynecomastia we're gonna have ten

generations of dinosaurs but like it's

just like i don't know

that you don't realize that there are

problems you can bring up with ccp i

don't think

[Music]

is not actually enacting what you

believe in you should be able to realize

that there's [ __ ] there just stop

trying to like cocksuck our syno

like

go to china and see if they agree with

you go to china see if they agree with

oh yeah i'm gonna totally go to china

when there's plenty of videos

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

him

why

for this [ __ ] guy

yeah

honestly i gave him 500 bucks

that's [ __ ] you're you're the

[ __ ] like i love capitalism oh not

again okay 500

he stays here forever

why don't you guys subscribe

this is awesome

[Music]

which honestly like i don't know come to

texas man we'll give you a better time

haws like some knows

you probably [ __ ] off the ceo of

raytheon to get that mainly came from

ibm actually improved society but you

know we can go there

you try to come at me i'm better than

you i don't give a [ __ ] you know what

someone topped a dude that spent 500

someone give 500 subs okay can we kick

this [ __ ] that's on my side saying

with this five hundred dollars

[Music]

i don't want to deal with him the real

moist stop sucking my dick i don't care

about you you suck my dick bro

take control please yes sure sure um

what is this i'm wondering who's the

dumbest idiot on this podcast if you

hesitate your kid

the dumbest idiot on this podcast is

somebody who's not added any value or

who has not talked at all so you're

sorry you're the host you're the

supposed to name someone buddy i ain't

anybody on here other than people then

you're voting for yourself

self-reported mini

why would he choose the host

[Laughter]

okay

um all right

so i guess the next topic is

[Music]

you're definitely a formula baby

yeah i've already said this like

you're you're it is

[Music]

because i like my own

personality that's pretty cringe

and that's just not it's

just it's just discussed this at any

time yeah like

it's always happening like how is liking

yourself narcissism narcissism is

playing yourself yeah exactly like it's

not really confident appreciate it yo

look i'm gonna stop stop stop stop i'ma

just say it i'ma just say it

latina and queen you guys are not

confident

i'm not confident sorry if i'm not

confident you're not confident circa

i went viral for it actually i mean you

both could not be confident i mean like

well i can't tell you this much like

something in the chat i did call me

narcissistic because i am so confident

with myself but obviously never get

insecure about stuff you know

listen i'll admit that i'm a narcissist

i don't give a [ __ ] if i if if you look

like me you'd be a narcissist too

like is it

such a bad thing is it such a bad thing

to be so confident in yourself like are

you supposed to [ __ ] hate yourself

you're with one body your entire life

yes because the option is more facing

yourself there is no middle ground honey

i have you like muted so i can't hear

anything

this is all i got to say hold on

go ahead kelly and latino go ahead we

just want to hear you guys

that's all right i'm just advocating for

more of a conversation that makes sense

and latina why do you have her muted do

you find her annoying

i just think that she is nothing like

she like every time i say something she

has to roll her she's like oh and then

she like tries to change this up she's

like can we stop talking about this

that's because they weren't actual

subjects would you say latina would you

say that she's trying to act like the

main character i think she has great

because she doesn't get to talk as much

as you did last time

kelly i'm sorry that you couldn't get a

roman but that's not my problem

you said you had me muted i think you

were lying because all

right

kelly what she's trying to say is that

whenever she sees you open her your

mouth you might as well be muted because

she knows that nothing's coming out

right yeah that's interesting

it's literally because i have context

when i speak you're just like oh

wild latinos

i'm telling you the truth

i told you you're getting offended i'm

sorry you got offended because i told

you the [ __ ] truth where have i been

offended

you are so [ __ ] negative like you

can't be a positive positive person

especially women i don't know i really

like wait

like i say

despite all of that

i side with wild latina because i don't

even have to look at chat right now to

know that every time kelly being talked

chat just loses their [ __ ] because of

how bad her takes are i mean

[Music]

she's mad because kelly isn't doing girl

small talking

don't be a latina what did you say here

latino what did you just say don't be a

west trying desperately

[Music]

in order to keep them divided i'm gonna

side with kelly and we need to throw

more into this so queen why are you

being a fence sitter when you clearly

hate kelly and adriana you clearly hate

latino

i'm incredibly indifferent excuse me

yeah i don't like anyone

[Music]

yeah together and the girls just

yeah you tell me right now is is like in

my tears working together

i like actually kelly less than that guy

who's advocating for one

we would just settle it then and there

this is going to go into next week

[Music]

listen but listen but listen even if

they settle it now every time they see

each other in vc they're going to think

back about the smoke

this literally started from before i

even came in the first royale i like

john whatever i was on a call or

whatever then in the chat the next day

kelly was arguing with me saying exactly

a bunch of [ __ ] on the discord and then

the first time

[Music]

if latina theory is correct why does she

have the same beef with queen

i don't have any beef yeah you do you

guys hate each other i love money i

don't have anything from

[Music]

be more positive latinos is it just the

women can your iq the thing is the men

have actual points and it's not just

being not interesting so they can be

negative

are you saying that i'm sexist against

my own gender or are you just mad

i think that is what i said

telling my truth is that i must hate all

women because i told one thing

specifically me

that much

i don't want to do this but like

hypothetically

if we were to like do this right now

like if we were to ask chat

hypothetically whether or not they like

latino or kelly moore i think yeah

but the whole point stemmed from like

why i muted her and it's just because of

her unnecessary problems

i said that makes more sense because

honestly once you get older like you

don't give a [ __ ] about what anybody

else said shut the [ __ ] up

i don't give a [ __ ]

listen i'm streaming

my channel

shut the [ __ ] up

here's a question

why is adriana hanging off

and i'm enjoying why is adriana being

offensive i don't know if that's

necessarily a maturity too this is way

more fun now

i have a question for kelly calendar

didn't you say earlier that streaming

wasn't a job

yeah i was just maybe i didn't say that

adrian is good

see that's right

yeah guys not to interrupt you guys hold

on not to interrupt not to interrupt you

guys

guys guys guys shut the [ __ ] up shut the

[ __ ] up shut up shut up not to interrupt

you guys there's a shark in chat at

throwing money at kicking people so

someone might get blindly kicked okay

but keep going oh [ __ ]

500 to kick john how much how much money

kelly thinks that it's good

well here's the truth if you donate 500

you kick one person the next time you

only have to donate donate 100 to kick

someone but don't don't ruin my show too

like you know don't get rid of everyone

here's what's pathetic is pretending to

be neutral amidst all this damn okay i'm

sorry

why aren't you gonna let you know that

like i know that you're really really

into yourself but i'm not smarter than

you

don't worry about it okay i okay here's

the here's my thought if i if i can step

i talked to kelly jean off stream i

really like her takes i think that she's

very smart

i do notice that

when i see her look at other people sort

of like that girl in my english class

that when i laughed a little too hard

someone which means

over

one month

is a thousand

all right

[Music]

there's a second shark saying no there's

a second shark saying how much

how much

all right just exploding but jackson is

taking a principled stance

and i'm taking a stance

and then molt is literally jumping in

dog piling just because

yeah yeah but check it out it's a

thousand dollars to permaban that means

no shows for a month

so there's two sharks in chat and

they're looking to kick someone kick is

500 and then next kick there's only a

hundred once you do the five

but a perma is a thousand dollars only a

thousand

is it for me john is that for me how

much to unbanned from the president oh

matchy don't do it

don't do it you're a good person you're

a good person mashy don't do it don't do

it i like these people don't do don't do

me like that i like the show

he means the opposite voice

i'll put on the screen

okay

honestly go cry go cry go cry

right now

go cry go cry yeah go cry

i'll play minecraft what the [ __ ] i love

minecraft yo i'm mad at you has because

you kicked all my [ __ ] from

minecraft they were just defending me i

think you could handle it

you banned them you killed them

they made a youtube video about it

that's not true typical communist

cheating you got caught

and queen can't believe you did

yeah

you couldn't handle a little sword fight

a little diamond armor pickaxe [ __ ]

okay we got 150 dollars

in minecraft

so for 150 we have to mute kelly vi says

mash and queen oh no

oh what's up

why am i in the

saying that how much to perma unmute

house to perma and mute house it's only

100

right because uh he's been a general

here a while so he's a lot cheaper but

uh this is great this is amazing okay oz

don't you don't don't

hear that you know you're worth you're

worth more than that

no it's actually a compliment

it's a compliment that he needs that

he's

that's good his head is less which means

like he's worth more you know

his head is less so

yeah always different it's good it's a

lot better yeah she's not going to get

it no matter how hard you use it

paz's head is less expensive cougar got

my back and he got

like it's better to be lower

yes

i know yeah she's not gonna get it she's

not i don't know what like

like five minutes and i come back and i

know regardless what happened

i will not be kicked before kelly i

already know that i know but like mo

like what circuit isn't firing right now

where like my life

oh my god

jesus christ thank you thank you thank

you you're awesome you're awesome

anyways guys just look better

yeah 100

perfect perfect what we're trying to say

is since it costs less that means he's

worth more to us yes then like you for

example thank you for explaining that

again

but if someone wanted me to not if

someone wanted me to not talk they'd

have to spend a ton of money no they'd

spend less

but

it would take a lot more time she has to

be baiting dude she has to be waiting

there's no way she's trolling because

her brain is like a moat because it

soaks up it changed it just went up it's

a thousand to kick all women now 5 000

for all boys

[Laughter]

you can't kick the content

what's another topic john let's uh next

topic is

is

who here looks like you know that

they're a cheater and they are worthless

in a relationship

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

this is so easy moat is definitely the

cheater here mote is without a doubt the

cheater here the right why because

why no it's without a doubt you there's

no doubt in my mind here's what i

actually cheated on me that's the thing

no i didn't you've never had a feeling

for me

why don't you ever answer your dm's

yeah it's latina obviously because she

actually you know what has you [ __ ]

cheated on me with that chai [ __ ] come

on oh

my god you're gonna tell me that you

never got it

you know what

you better man up and answer your

[ __ ] dms don't be ignoring me like

that he's probably i'm allowed to have

41.

i'm expecting um

latino would you say it's childish to

not answer your dm's once you see them

yeah

and so dm's house i literally

i'm i gave you a sweet ass message and i

said we can talk about it off stream and

you just

what you don't see like what like you're

worth more than me come on i didn't

notice it because all i could think

about is how you cheated on me oh all i

could think about was how i had to

apparently step up my game because you

got news from another girl wow

i this community

better step up your game you've got some

competition

and then you come at me because your

friend john

needs to answer and call he's the one

asking me for a content and you took it

so seriously when we were you weren't

even interested is it listen is it not

true that someone randomly raises the

bar that high what do you want me to say

is it really that high if it's not from

me

damn

i didn't get it i listen i didn't ask

for anything it just happened to me and

you said it was competition that i had

to step up my game that's the health

potion

i'm sorry i'm a simple man yeah you

better [ __ ] apologize oh the least

you could do is answer your dm

that's the least why so you could cheat

on me again oh why so you can get some

more [ __ ] news from a [ __ ] chai

tea latte come on what's next espresso

oh how can you believe in communism and

sharing with everyone but you can't

share a woman yeah

what

you want to share everything else but

then you watch

it

the whole point you're not a real

problem

you capitalists literally buy women with

money and you literally share women and

have polyamorous relationships and open

relationships we don't do that [ __ ]

isn't that life that's the best living

life i don't agree with building

relationships that's why everyone wants

to move forward

i literally have sugar daddies and all

that dumb [ __ ] okay okay

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himself and he doesn't want to respond

to your [ __ ] like leaving the [ __ ]

alone like what is this [ __ ]

no i think it's funny to call him out is

that

think so wrong

you cheated on me first apparently if

we're going by that logic yeah

you're confirmed cheater you're

confirmed cheater

and i differ i believe that

i believe that socialism can arrive in

this country with american

characteristics and part of those

american characteristics will be

polyamorous

i don't agree with points i like jackson

you've already been a certified cheater

it literally does not matter

jackson jackson if you want to bring it

if you are drastic

relationships

you have a cheating mentality at jackson

kelly has been unneeded good job you

know what you you hate four people

latina and you're a certified cheater

did i [ __ ] say that yes i have the

quote i have the vod you said you hate

poor people send it over because that's

[ __ ] i've never [ __ ] said that i

do you have any other e girls on the

side i gotta know now

i should probably unmute queen it seems

that right i say we i say we

chat has been unmuted

jackson do you have any other e-girls

yes or no

if you have to start to answer that then

that's a yes

don't unlock him i think jackson might

be the cheater

i i think i just heard no no no i'm not

stunned no listen listen if you want my

answer i'm not stunned i literally just

like broke for a second because that was

the dumbest question i've ever heard

i

i i'm the guy

who just 30 seconds ago said that

i want marxism with polyamorous

characteristics

yes or no just answer just answer the

question yes or no

why

adriana's like adriana was like do you

have other eagles she's like do you have

other e-girls meanwhile like the third

time ago that i facetimed her i

literally told her about the chick i

piped the other night

latina he just can't come up he can't

keep up with all the with all the girls

that he's watching

he lives on just chatting apparently

wild latinas confirmed chatter and hates

poor people but i still haven't you know

what you're totally right

tatters category i still want to kiss

she cheated on me she actually cheated

on me

before it was already fixed

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whether you subscribe or not i'm going

to be here every week for you guys

you'll never be alone and you have to

step up your game

so it was wanted

and then what

he didn't do anything he didn't do

anything to get the nudes though

why not consider that in my position

john said for content he was like i have

a question to ask you right i get on the

call he starts confessing his content

love for me but i go along with it

because i think it's funny so i did i

didn't want his chat to hate me and then

he was getting pissed it's not cheating

because no because john was like what

should we do for our first day

we did it

no boy because i didn't want to say

anything

and he's getting picked i think this is

why i do not date other entertainers

like we talked about earlier what's the

difference between content love and

regular love

people talking i've checked out what i'm

hearing is that you actually say pass

from a cheetah

that's what i'm hearing the truth is i

was i'm still the truth is

because i'm actually in love

the only reason did that

is because

zerka did that he didn't even like

latina he just wanted to dishonor you

make me look like a cook maybe i just

wanted to make you jealous and step up

my game like how you made me feel

and you didn't as a result the result of

that is that you i just you made me in

the results of that that's so

hypocritical the fact that you did it

first and then i did it and then you're

all pissed

you're literally receiving and you're

just like oh you got to step up your

game blah blah blah and then what do i

do we want to hear from you too

by yeah logic by your logic you this is

the type of thing that you would argue

you'd be like you'd be like why is it

that japan decided that they wanted to

receive the united states's nuclear

bombs why is it that they wanted to

decide to reach yeah i didn't i didn't

all that happened is i the bar was

changed i had nothing to do with it and

then another thing too

that everyone missing she was carving a

pumpkin

for me

i had you on the other screen i knew you

were watching my stream so i was

pretending to carve his name but i put a

[ __ ] h you dumbass no you carved

circles

no she carved my name she carved my name

you know how bad she is she just put one

hole in the pumpkin and gave it to us

like here's your glory

and yo she's satanic dude she's we've

tested you latina and you have failed

did circus steal your girl

did circa really just i feel like zerka

would never steal

yes i would of course i would

let me tell you something let me tell

you something every guy's wife here will

be piped by me

that's listening

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but i think for the sake of

understanding more what kind of

like what kind of nudes are we talking

about

oh my god don't talk about this don't

talk about something to me just for

reference photos listen the truth is the

truth is

the truth is

hold on the truth is latina hold on hold

on hold on hold on hold on the truth is

the truth yeah i know we know you didn't

but the truth is

that latino girl is just jealous

she's jealous you're jealous of the

other girl

inactive

and acting like it's my fault stun

you

yes please i'm going on a date tomorrow

with a really cute guy and i need to

know what to wear is it just yeah

nothing ah

i love how jackson lifted his head up

when you said that

john where are you going john what's

your mom's twitter

my mom's twitter yeah just send it to me

on twitter

do you assume because i have your mom's

twitter that i would give you my mom

wait jackson's mom's on twitter i'm just

wondering because i've been texting her

all week and i was wondering

this guy's like i'm i don't trade i

don't trade i have your mom i don't you

don't need mine mine's married i already

followed myself text me

i just want to follow our twitter how

can you appreciate adriana's success

instead of trying to make her jealous

look the truth is jackson

truth is someone else is picking me up

from the airport someone that won't

debate him i don't know the truth is

picking you up for this this is oh my

god this is such good content adriana

who's picking you up from the airport

damn

say hey

oh you don't wanna say we're gonna keep

you up the airport now this is hilarious

oh jackson

fox somebody just gifted me a hundred

dollars

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pause the guy in discord saying osama's

picking her up you i'm banning you dude

you can't be i know you've been here a

long time what the [ __ ] who's picking

you up though

so no when i learned who's picking

adriana up from the airport i literally

was having a bad day and it turned my

entire day around i was so i thought it

was the funniest thing i found it was it

was so funny okay adriana who's picking

you up from the airport and then taking

you to my apartment to drop off so you

can stay with me for the weekend

her mod

there we go do you wait you said

you kissed the homies adriana

let's let's let's hear her saying this

is it let's hear who's saying that they

didn't say they possibly

who's going to lax in peak traffic time

to pick you up and bring you back to my

apartment so you could so you could stay

with me for the weekend

don't you have plans with john's mom

that is so brilliant like haas doesn't

respond and she's like that

hold on hold on you're gonna have to

you're gonna have to go you're gonna

have to go back you're gonna have to go

back to dating your moderator

john there are seven billion people in

the world and not one of them asked

adrian on a chat wants to know

about the old zerkaroo

why do you need to know so bad why do

you need to know so about jack

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it's great content i love it he already

it's just it's out there

jack said just say i love you just say

it

just say it

say what

yeah confess your feelings because it's

so obvious

wait what did you say queen are you here

adrian i'm gonna have to come on i'm

gonna have to come down on you like

trump right now and like force you to

answer like he did to hillary clinton

who is picking you up

give her the life line give her that if

it isn't

getting her up from there

john

she doesn't answer in the next 60

seconds no no the truth is the truth is

why'd you the truth is

listen

listen her moderator is picking her up

there we go

it's even better dude if it's

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in the airport y'all

yeah but she gave a click maybe they're

not here he's already a simply somebody

picking you up and dropping you at

another guy's [ __ ] home

yeah

yeah oh what is he going to do

picking her up from lax specifically to

drop her off at my home i don't even

think they're hanging out

with him for the day and then

is he are you guys going to do yoga

where he like stretches you and gets you

like ready

we're getting food we're getting food

listen adrian whoever's picking it's

even better that's even better so he's

tying her to the mood picking her up

from the airport buying her food and

you guys ready for my take

yo max and chad yo max and jazz like

does he like guitars aj

[Laughter]

adriana it's not your ex is it

no no only do you guys cringe when my

cast members say the word satanic like i

started some revolutionary [ __ ] you know

they just copy everything i do they're

not really a friend to you

you can guarantee mcniel won't be

jeopardized either so again 60 seconds

or you're banned well it's what the [ __ ]

of jackson

[ __ ] house

i think i want to wait 60 seconds and

see if that's maybe i'll stay in the

house

you know it's so cute because it's like

a blue room in a pink room you guys are

so adorable right now

and you know what the the funniest part

of this you know the funniest part of

all this is because because he's like oh

i'm cucking that guy the funniest part

of all this is i already piped adrian

i always win and everybody still loses

to be real look at adriana's reaction

come on

no no i'm joking i'm joking

that's a joke it's a joke it has to be

real no it's not real i swear it's not

it's not or candy i didn't do it with

e-girls do you know why

you know why

you know why you know why i used to

think i used to think adrian is some uh

like hardcore sjw crazy but

yo i would tell jackson i would tell

jackson yo don't do it with herself but

i think she's a good person like go

ahead jackson

yeah okay so i'm gonna kill it one more

time

i'm gonna i'm gonna say one more time

just so we can get the clip of it and

adrian please answer this is such good

content okay adriana who is picking you

up from the airport

then buying you a meal and then dropping

you off at my house for the weekend oh

my god so he's energizing it too yeah i

smell jealousy

yeah is it jealousy

really

i'm jealous

what are you talking about jackson are

you are you guys out of your mind let me

tell you something

let me tell you

you know what it is you know what it is

hold on hold on you know why you you

know you ladies you know why

yo you know why you ladies get triggered

when jackson speaks it's because he's

too good for you guys i'm not triggered

i think it's a romantic i don't know why

that um this man is picking me up

instead of jackson because he doesn't

have a car

oh

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jackson is that true

[Music]

are you one of those are you one of

those commies for like bikes everywhere

it's okay if you can't drive like okay

[Music]

hold on jackson jackson do you know

already who's the guy hold on stop do

you know

do you know jackson who the guy is

already

yeah she's still spitting it out

no does jackson know jackson do you know

who knows

i i i don't want to put her in a

position unless she wants to make the

content worth it so okay

in that position

wait wait wait jackson dm me on twitter

dm me on twitter

can i link it okay jackson i think you

can just say it to be honest on adriana

can i just leak it

no i don't want everyone to be all like

it's ddg guys oh my god

i'm hanging out with him i appreciate

his company i think he's a good guy i

wanted food with him i'm in l.a like

it's nothing it's not that serious

let me just say

cat is out of the bag

all right it's destiny

it has to be i've said it before you

guys are not listening to me what am i

muted it doesn't does oh my god

oh my god

chase jackson says swear

oh my god out we're having a good time

where are you getting food though

i don't know somewhere stephen isn't a

bad guy he hasn't planned it yet he's

already

jackson that is a movie holy [ __ ]

audrey that's a movie isn't that a

[ __ ] movie no no you guys if you

don't unders if you don't understand the

context here like why this is funny it's

because

destiny apparently was like telling some

people for me to reach out to him

because i debate him so then he when i

reached out he was silent so then i i

tweeted at him and i was like yo like

[ __ ] let's [ __ ] debate if you want to

debate and then he he comes at me on

twitter he's like i'm good bud

i don't want to debate

oh that's why context matters this [ __ ]

is like an 80 viewer andy

people people

love to debate when they know they're

gonna win wait did you guys did you guys

leak the name did anyone leak the name

yeah he said it jackson said it oh yeah

but did adrie say it

if we don't want to talk about it we

shouldn't talk about it

why won't uh then we're changing the

topic why won't destiny debate you why

do you think destiny won't debate i'm

gonna talk about it because i don't

think it's a big deal but i know that

chad's being jackson jackson's the type

of guy that did jackson's the type of

guy to ditch adrie to debate stephen

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all i gotta say is that when he drops

her off in front of your apartment

you have a selfie stick run down and

ambush him for the debate that's a

really good time for the maybe this is a

long con to debate

what if imagine jackson and imagine

jackson and destiny just start making

out in front of her

[Laughter]

it's kind of hard

that would have been the best content

ever eight should

that would be the best react andy adrian

ever does

your face when you when you saw my tweet

i loved it yeah because because you're

you're a political guy so i'm like

that's a movie dude

holy [ __ ] you know what's crazy though

is

can you i can actually see adrie

cleaning up her act for jackson can you

can anyone else see

that's wrong

i keep telling jackson that we should be

barbie and ken for halloween but he

keeps saying that's cute yeah that's

actually really good i like that

i think that yeah

i'm going i'm going to i really want to

go to halloween as uh scarface and i

don't think adriana fits the role of uh

the chicken scarface right well actually

she does because they're both methods

hold on i've worked at clubs a long time

the guys who like jackson he talks when

he wants to he doesn't stutter and stuff

though and look the way he looks these

guys clean the house they take every

chick in the club because there's

something about him that it's like he's

indifferent you know whereas most guys

on here they get jumpy they want to

answer they want to answer really quick

and they get excited when he talks to aj

there's no excitement it's like you did

some xanax or something you know what i

mean

i think it's just his bone structure

i'm not responding to your dms anymore

[Music]

exactly i'm not a vineyard vine thank

you i'm a [ __ ] ralph lauren thank you

go [ __ ] yourself ralph lauren you're

both

still i still somehow uh mash i still

somehow like your takes more than kelly

all right you know what i haven't said

anything for a while

really you look like my friend leslie

is that a good or bad thing no that's

good

and talk about queen's anger at life

my anger at life yeah

she has dark lipstick on does that mean

that she's into this so queen queen i

know yeah

queen listen i know you have a lot of

anger against me because i remind you

father figure and stuff i remind you of

all that listen like literally copy

pasta that you're like a dad to me

uh almost daddy

do you want to be do you want to be a

dad to me listen

let's not talk about what i want let's

just talk about the reality

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is that

you know you see me as a father figure

to use a father figure do you mean like

how how do you think i see you as a

father figure like what what what sort

of relationship

i'm desiring from you you you want me to

teach you the ways of the league of

shadows whoa one in the chat if that's

true

and i'm hazel hey this started really

yeah

and that's the only way and that's the

only way

you will find redemption but wouldn't

you teach me house is living in an anime

of course i would teach you you would

teach me i've been to michigan and i can

tell you

i thought i couldn't be saved

you want to save me you can't be saved

there's no way you can be saved how

often do you think about about saving me

and teaching

all these things

you don't

then why are you the one to bring it up

you know you've been very focused i'm a

sage i don't have to think about it when

the reality enters my horizon enters my

vision all i have to do is speak

and the reality the reality is that you

you want me

no

i i am a i i am obviously one of your

deep desires and i understand absolutely

not absolutely not

all i can tell you queen queen all i

could tell you

is that your anger that you're feeling

right now is part of the

thing oh i'm definitely feeling

something but it's not anger

please don't be upset by this but

i'm astounded by how much women like you

oh no i don't like haws

oh yeah it's part of the process trust

me i i absolutely do not like haas haas

is um

has um

let's see i mean i do i do have to say

that some of the things that he does um

does remind me of uh the behavior that

my uh dad likes to

press i will say that my dad didn't

behave a little bit like haws because

she's smiling at that look she's smiling

look how she's smiling she's smiling

she's smiling so hard she's smiling

because

possible because you want to pipe your

dad

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everything i say is for a reason that's

all i gotta say everything everything

you say then why do you speak nonsense

constantly

what what is what is the reason you

claim he didn't say it was an

intelligent reason

what is the reason i watched

what is the reason you cluck like a

[ __ ] chicken

and you slash your sword around wait

what is the reason what was the reason

it aroused you so much

oh it didn't it didn't yeah because it's

it's don't blame me

exactly blame you you're the one that i

blame you for a lot

i blame you

contain yourself okay i contain myself

you need to contain yourself yes

wait john og rob is in the in the yeah

but is it

hold up hold up hold up are you saying

that the black guy is waiting

yeah

my other token we need the other tokens

in here welcome rob oh gee oh look look

how the boys look how the boys get

insecure now that the real man is here

oh gee bro they talking about you that

latino one talking she talking crazy

about you dude you said what the latino

one likes you dude who doesn't talk

crazy about rob

yeah honestly

honestly how are you

um i'm all right i had to release some

stress if you know what i mean but um i

feel like i feel like a brand new man

now so

yeah would you do how'd you release

stress

uh

i mean you could

use your creativity with that but you

know

yeah

it was just it was just a lot of wet

slippery activities that's what i'm

going to say so when you got you went to

a water park yeah

it's open

stream

it someone else's wife though

yeah she was like uh three four are you

awake

i love majesty three foot two oh my bad

sorry did you know i don't know if she

knows that but she could actually

qualify for disability at three to two

wait wait

i just think it's important for everyone

to know their rights

that's you know that's appreciated i can

love you mode i appreciate

down just in case you know just can't

just in case i need to get me a little

quick check well will you see this lady

again or are you not that type of person

um honestly i'm a feminist so of course

i would love to see you now

now that the check is on the table we

should see her more often now right yeah

oh gee oh gee who's the prettiest in

your opinion

who's the police because i feel like you

and i have the same since i you know

since i am part i agree with you since

i'm part of africa

i feel like

since i'm part african we probably have

the same taste but if you had to pick

two son two of the bad who's the two

baddest here and let's hurt some

feelings because this is a royale

through the two buddies

you're

you're african

yeah

yo my man is mad black like what are you

talking do you not see it i didn't know

that i know i see it now like that i'm

like yeah he's black as [ __ ] he's almost

like almost why do you want me to start

dropping n bombs like what do you want

me to do

okay because listen listen

right now

i'm white i'm white passing so i don't

like to do that but you know like i can

prove myself as a fellow like new being

king like i would you know say i

wouldn't be mad at you if you just let a

couple fly okay then guess what you're

all a bunch of winners

make sure you hit that subscribe button

we're on youtube

twitter.com circle official look at my

cast members they're going nowhere

without my advice i've got advice for

all you guys when you guys are quiet

you're not making money when you guys

are quiet you're turning to kelly kelly

lives in a mental institution look at

her background it's crazy why are you in

an all-white room why are you in an

all-white room why no no

it's not padded john no no i know for a

fact you can't have sharp objects and a

menstrual into too soon hold on wait a

minute

adrian

adrian you used to flirt you used to

flirt

adria you used to flirt with og rob but

now you're going to see uh my guests

here jackson honestly i don't like this

it's making me really uncomfortable for

a long time what do you mean robert hung

out a lot in the og times i was a friend

with your mod john i was actually

talking to your mod

to be fair

adriana is not technically coming to me

she's being brought to me what is this

what's wrong first

he doesn't need to

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he's saying why would i why would i put

why would i put why would i put miles on

my finely crafted saab auto

automobile if i could get someone to

bring

uh

yeah yeah good bringing her fed

wait jackson you have a song

are you dressed

[Music]

anymore what happens if like your

muffler breaks don't you have to get

like it shipped in from like eastern

europe no no no no no that's a great

question and it's relevant to the

conversation here's why okay so adriana

claimed i didn't have a car that's

actually incorrect i do have a car it

broke like two days ago and it's

currently being repaired but that's why

i don't have to worry because i know she

will be brought to be by the reason

individual and the reason why your car

broke is because it's a sob which ties

into my life hold on hold on that ties

into the question why do women only date

guys with cars

yeah

why because i want to be chauffeured

everywhere

really but like but i don't get it like

between your house

between your house and

between your house and the nut house

like can't you uber

i think that i think that guys are more

attracted to like an independent woman

you know like somebody who can drive on

their own

uh like type of stuff uh normally dumb

[ __ ] men want somebody that has like

ted's ass a little hole they can put

their dick in that's all they want

there's no like smart women stuff uh

it's

yeah

i want

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you know like

um

[Music]

yeah i like i like a little instability

oh gee rob

my black brother just take over i'll be

right back

all right for sure so yeah i like a

little instability you know why because

that keeps you on your toes you know

what i'm saying like sometimes i wake up

i make pancakes and if i don't make her

one she might

punch me in my throat before i leave the

house

at me when i come in it looks a little

dangerous like that you know like you

need to stay on your toes like when you

come into the house you don't want to

just sit down get comfortable

lay out you want to be like wow

yeah i need a channel

you like a little bit of toxicity

i actually saw a study somewhere that

like the more mentally unstable a woman

is the more sexually satisfied the man

is

oh my goodness

[Music]

you can finally tame it

that makes so much sense i think i'm

going to have a great weekend

that was a recent sociological study

actually true

it was much like further beyond alpha

i don't know if it's true i think i saw

it on like shoe on head or something i

don't follow her but no she she she's

fake news she's propaganda okay

that's my source so what is she prep

the guy i believe

crazy hot graph thing

yeah i like i want somebody that's like

ready to die for me but also ready to

kill me at the same time it's like you

know it's funny it's funny

it's funny it's gonna keep

here's what i find hilarious

right queen calls herself a queen and

yes she wears these basic ass cat ears

that all the girls here are wearing

because they're [ __ ] intelligent

hold on hold on

hold on

are you playing this

are you saying that the cat ears that

circa owns are all so basic are you

calling

a basic yes

you're caught

because all the guys

a girl in this are you [ __ ] kidding

no this is a job no no he's not but

you're driving my favorite one what's

this um

i know i know that you just hate poor

people so you're trying to make fun of

poor people right now that is not the

model

uh it's a 2005 saab convertible you know

you say that you don't like pork that i

don't like poor people but you're the

one trying to defend that you're not

driving a poor person car seems a little

uh

there's a little counter type test

here's the difference between queen

queen here's the difference between you

and me first

i

i do not describe a name a title of

nobility for my for my fake name on

twitch first of all second of all

third of all third of all queen third of

all

i don't care what a girl drives if she

drives a nissan altima i'm a happy boy

at the end of the day i don't care

i don't care you clearly care because

you were just trying to make fun of me

i drive jackson's dream car jackson

wants to drive over and i drive her over

that's an incorrect statement

adriana drives a land rover you've never

seen

ralph lauren tanky driving a land rover

only range rover

you know clarin m1 you aren't good

enough for me that's all i gotta say if

i got the freaking rule for that the

moon rover you know the people and the

people who are getting angry about the

fact that you're driving an ugly car i'd

probably also drive a [ __ ] ugly car

who would want to sob i mean i don't

know a lot about cars because obviously

i get laid but like

we

everybody

who can do five minute doggy queen just

wants a guy with a nice car and also

other things and that's fine you just

gotta respect people's opinions but

personally like i feel like if you have

a car

like personally i feel like if it's a

junk quote-unquote junk car like you

don't know if they're saving money they

could have more money in the bank than

you you know

[ __ ] it out of the oven

where's the hot take man it's five

minutes

you need to go is this like an actual

good one

bad thing

so i'm not poor i have a 2006

convertible beetle just because i'm so

rich that i don't want to gold the like

gold digger [ __ ]

so like i have a [ __ ] [ __ ] car

you don't realize how the [ __ ] i am yeah

is that bad

i

you know what the fact that mash has

that car

completely eradicates him from getting

people like you in his life

i don't care about who drives i've

literally never dated someone who has a

car i'm saying queen has not said this

[Applause]

here's the truth men don't ask for much

we only want a girl to watch paw patrol

with us and [ __ ] you know

you guys asked for too much and [ __ ]

you guys asked

you guys asked for too much we had we

had to we had to correct adrien's

behavior so she doesn't lose a stud like

jackson like you guys asked for too much

you know it's just too much

jackson tell me something i need to know

all you need to know adrie is jackson

right

he's so he is the leader of youtube

wait wait i know something about jackson

i don't know okay jax okay so i was

looking at the fig you said when you're

debating destiny and someone posted a

clip and you said

quote unquote

i did it for the clout

i do everything for the clout you will

never see me do something not for the

clown that's the most

hold on by you

by you exposing hold on by you exposing

jackson of his real takes i'm gonna give

him i'm gonna gift him 20 subs that's

the most base [ __ ] i've ever heard in my

life john like it's not actually that

bass like it it's just like he's

actually being real about this sort of

shape because we've got so many snakes

it's a sharp contrast to people like

moat who are doing it uh out of

genuinity and sincerity

i mean to be fair i have no money so i

mean to be fair to be fair

most

the difference from you and jackson is

he was arrested for his cause

oh

yeah that's really cool oh yeah what

have you been arrested for

arrested

you know you you can't be

the most authentic thing a guy could say

is i do it for the cloud he goes to dc

and he marches with he does all that

stuff

wait you got you got arrested

you did get arrested i have him on

instagram that's what was it on june 7th

of course

you know who gets arrested hold on stop

stop you know who gets hey hey hold on

stop i'm muting i'm muting i don't give

a [ __ ] you know who gets arrested three

times you know who gets arrested people

who stand up for what they believe in

the people who stand for something and

you know what mode you're just you're an

ark

guys can i ask you something guys can i

ask you something how come so when

people have right-wing social values and

want a family and stuff and they don't

want to live with cats and [ __ ] why do

they have better mental health

as much as that they don't they have

better mental health i think it's more

so they don't talk about it they don't

talk about like the mental health like

their mental health struggles i think

that they they keep it you know more

contained and they talk

no the truth is the truth is

the truth is

because

in this scenario they don't have cats

they're like conservative and they have

like a family

hey there's nothing in reality more

important than your family and you owe

them

yeah wouldn't but

there's no

i've heard this [ __ ] family take you

know what's funny every girl who says i

come from a [ __ ] family and stuff

they'll work for their boss eight hours

a day and not say [ __ ] but with their

dad they can't fix their problems get

the [ __ ] out of here

if you value your family right wouldn't

you owe it to you and you do owe them

something right and this what you said

wouldn't you owe them you taking care of

your mental health so you can be the

best version of you that you can be for

your family oh so their mental health

isn't important to you

no no you take care of your mental

health so that you can help them and how

how

like once a week isn't going to like

take you away from your family no no no

he's a waste of time the truth is the

truth is

listen the truth is

if you focus on fixing [ __ ]

with your family you probably won't need

[ __ ] therapy

no because therapy is great i'm tired of

the taboo of mental health where you

feel like you can't get help

if you want to get therapy go ahead if

there's something that's bugging you

about your life or about your mental

health go ahead get therapy uh yes there

are issues with psychology where we have

not as a society realized uh how there

are issues so it's not very good

empirically but there are ways that you

can get help so today

for the absence of religion let me tell

you the feeling let me tell you religion

here's the truth here's the truth

you will too here's the truth

here's the truth

[Music]

modern science is the only thing that's

saving humanity at this point [ __ ]

no you are a dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] off

[Music]

not one of these guys went viral

bit of clout overnight little tiny bit

of clout

shut the [ __ ] up

he has a mic of the people he has the

mic of the people

honestly here's why both of you are

wrong and john

let jackson fix every let jackson think

let's let jackson let jackson fix every

problem by talking about economy let's

hear this [ __ ] no you're you're all

wrong and here's why so john you're

wrong you talk about this here's the

market

traditional family structure that's

incorrect it's never going to work you

know suicide rates and and and uh

divorce rates are at record highs with

the traditional family structure

that's wrong that's wrong

hold on do you agree jackson do you

agree too expensive too expensive

therapy too expensive it's ineffective

never going to work okay yeah okay

jackson jackson jackson the truth is you

want to hear the answer the truth is the

truth is

it's this neoliberal society that makes

people divorce and you can blame it on

them being broke and i get marriages

fail because of financial reasons and

stuff but damn if that's going to be if

your outlook's always going to be on

economy

which [ __ ] lefty has ever changed any

economic policies of right wings

name one what we did was the answer okay

having multiple girls you see at one

time is the answer to solving your

problems because they act as free

therapists for the other girls problems

he's so [ __ ] based right now

justin do you think that that women can

date more than one man though or is it

only like of course they can they've

been doing it since the dawn of time

no no

no

no when we when we see when we see when

we see a hundred like 20 chicks with one

dude they've been doing it since ancient

times

juan yeah but what was jackson's answer

no indigenous cultures

they practiced a communal family

structure with polyamorous relationships

and they had oh my god they had great

success in that they had great success

in that and there's a reason why

damn why no

because they're not paying they're not

paying all of their income on fake

therapy

and they're not trying to fix their own

traditional family

so listen listen queen queen why are

mormons happier so queen you're saying

you're saying you want your man to

tolerate another man austin

get the [ __ ] out of here that's the

biggest [ __ ] i've heard

the reason i just want to say something

the reason why you have such strong

feelings toward me is because you know

that i will be possessive okay okay okay

here's here's how i'm right i can prove

this with one answer of one question

more mints are happier austin as a

mormon would you say that the mormon

family structure breeds happier families

yeah but that's because that's because

they don't share men they only share

women

yes

they're guys

per man but there can be multiple men

per woman

[Music]

shows that like have mormon people like

leaving the cult no no those are all

only the culti mormons there's like

regular mormons too

religion

that there's like a cruelty version of

the religion and then there's like the

north pole that's the biggest

religion john smith was an arsonist

and uh everything he said was [ __ ]

so is that joseph

this one

john smith who the [ __ ] is john smith

the truth is

the truth is the truth

the truth is the truth is that i am the

son of god and the messiah and you guys

should all subscribe because here's the

deal here's the deal here's the deal

if you think about it

nobody complains if it's one dude and 10

chicks because they kind of have a

hierarchy system right he it's kind of

based what he's saying

all the guys i'm with are very happy

queen every guy you've ever

every guy you've ever talked to in your

life

i could kill them even if i missed

they were all done

to jackson's house

how could you chaos

jackson will type it in here but jackson

already slid in my dms can both of you

that's

a ball of faith ball face [ __ ] lie

you slid in my dms you slid in my dms

you messaged me on disney when i was in

vegas did you not sign my dms yeah but

that's because oh my god okay so awesome

and i i can give you one short answer

and now austin's asking you to slide

into his dm so are you going to do it or

not damn does that count as as himself

[Music]

is actually a reality

wait there's an example right there if

two guys are okay with me sliding in

both their dms i thought they didn't

exist

[Music]

that's true

you said it not me wait what what's

going on i think we could say that word

would [ __ ] run away from me if they

saw me with the sword

you know why you know why they're her

ex-boyfriend would run away with that

sword because they're afraid of

contamination

exactly

you know what i see right past your act

i hope you know that

you see right past my act exactly what

is that what does that even mean what

what act what am i what

why would what are you thinking i'm

swinging do you swing both ways though i

mean

mm-hmm

okay yeah i was wondering i mean i don't

want to okay do you

yeah yeah oh oh that's so interesting

that's so

oh wow that's so that's wild i can't

that's so crazy wow

i'm like

slip and fall and dude the end or

something oh that would be crazy i mean

like maybe you should like meet up and

talk about it

we totally should oh my god

don't you hate it when like girls like

go on this like flirty little like thing

to deflect off of what they're doing

everyone's doing yeah yeah

like here here here let me let me

smash let me tell you what it is

smash mesh you you ask them you mash

[Music]

listen here's the truth image smash this

is what it is it's like you go to the

girl hey which guy is the best guy here

and she goes i don't know the audrey's

looking pretty cute to me right now blah

blah blah blah they're anti-content

because they want to be politically

correct

honestly

who thinks his content women are hurting

on each other

oh my god i love her so much she looks

so hot

scenes it's ridiculous

no one's hitting on him guys does this

mean i should dye my hair blue no lucina

you know what i i think

it's more than you just does that

you you listen you cheated on me

literally someone commented that and i

thought it'd be funny to say

oh

[Music]

no listen it's not like that between me

and queen it's like a father-daughter

relationship

he's the kind of dad to leave you wait

an american walmart he's so obsessed

with me has what do you see mia

i'd see you what do i see you as

i see you as a band chatter

it's made of real damascus steel

that's not damascus that's carbonated

[Music]

i literally went to spirit halloween

twice this month and i saw that sword

it's plastic

when they were making that sword

so you're okay with exploiting the labor

of other people so that you can have yes

[ __ ] these comments are so sorry

kelly kelly look at the kelly we could

debate about this any day of the week

you're still full of [ __ ] kelly you know

what i tried to defend you too and kelly

i'm not just moving now too

what are you doing

why does that affect you you are not man

enough uh to be able to deal with people

talking and you mute people individually

on the royale shut the [ __ ] up

listen

you know you guys read your theory from

hassan

marx hated leftists mark spent his whole

life attacking leftists who hated them

marx is a leftist

there was marxism there was leninism

there was marxist leninism they all

attacked leftists

stalin

are going ahead and attacking each other

instead of actually making something

that they get like

some sort of progress with society not

stalin

all

uh yeah well just because um russia

everybody i'm a real one

from the french

no i'm just repeating

political leanings

honestly i like trotsky he's much better

than lennon

trotsky was funded by hitler never

forget

uh well so is uh niche but like you know

no he wasn't

what the [ __ ] are you talking about

wasn't even funny she [ __ ] died by

then

listen no offense but nietzsche's stupid

as [ __ ] you would say that and you know

what he is because he copied everything

from arthur schopenhauer which is the

greatest mind that ever lived

circle

here's a question

yesterday on streams

changer and [ __ ] he pretended to be

some why did you do that oh my god what

i knew it was you i knew it was you what

are you talking about

the guy kept talking about schopenhauer

he said he was 6'5

he said uh he said all these takes that

are literally

you're not a man dude i'm sorry you're

not what the [ __ ] you're really not dude

that was the weirdest [ __ ] i've ever

heard in my life

yeah shut the [ __ ] up you are not a man

i i'm in voice changer in chat

yes we said i tested him so much he said

he was six five he checked up talking

about [ __ ] schopenhauer

bro oz is the worst ally to have he just

believes people in his chat

he's a better man i'll be honest i

couldn't believe that would pretend to

be someone besides himself no that

sounds hilarious as [ __ ]

but i never think haaz would believe

someone in chat

that's kind of [ __ ]

to see it send me the clip yo it was

somebody pretending but didn't have the

cadence didn't have the same [ __ ]

this is what yo this is what i mean

someone on the internet is one day gonna

[ __ ] some someone on the internet is one

day gonna [ __ ] with us and he'll be like

oh i got a doc circa cause it's circa

you know like he's he's unhinged he's

manic dude

send me the clip send me the clip since

you want to call me off send me the

glasses

okay it's not his fault he's just

drinking the water it's local there's a

lot of lead uh that's an american issue

shut the [ __ ] up sun guy what the [ __ ]

is your name again you little [ __ ]

[Music]

oh

money to be in here

is

[Music]

500

[Music]

100.00

ah

dude i'm convinced mash is just getting

tms from claw saying trigger the cast

all right no just trigger house

these are are you getting dms because

like you know

you don't talk to me because we're on

the same level of like who gives a [ __ ]

about anybody else like running around

that's why you paid 500 who gives a [ __ ]

but you paid money

if you don't care why'd you pay money

today

you know but i want to be honest i i

like the toxic this is a lot of fun john

no i'm serious keep going keep going

this is a lot of fun for me

yeah

what do you have to say monkey i wish

[Music]

sure i just need five gifted subs so you

can leave i need five gifted from you

you can't leave until you get five subs

chat please gift five no no no we need

it

we need it from you

yeah who has to be who has to be i do

okay go quickly quickly quickly run

move

wait why

why

okay she's being so queen is gonna emote

you can for five give the subs you can

leave and queen you can talk now what if

someone gifts five gifted subs oh that's

fine then you can leave again okay kid

someone please give five gifted subs so

i'm gonna go to sleep do you think they

hate you though

the chat yeah like you think they're

just kicking like hate me then i guess

they won't yeah

yeah if they hate you they wouldn't

yeah hey john i i just want to say john

i just want to say i just want to say

thank you so much for the 20 subs you

said you're going to give me i look

forward to the next 20 and uh i have to

go to get ready jackson let me tell you

something

as long as you go as long as

destiny's dropping adriana here off here

in like a few hours i have to go

that's fine that's fine jackson we

appreciate you and keep the patriotic

thing going what circa actually owes me

250 dollars

really

last night you streamed nine hours

but we never bet

yeah minimum 12 for seven days but we

never bet you idiot i have to vote

i have it on my youtube i just watched

it you did it we did that i have the vod

up on my youtube house wow

lack of honor

wow yo that dude that just left is

showing a distort on his stream look at

your dms

[Music]

wait i want to hear from hold on i want

to yo my cast guy my cat's just chill i

want to hear from dhobi a bit dobby like

what have you been up to we haven't seen

you listening no no we haven't seen you

in weeks we love your voice and [ __ ] oh

thank you

it's a huge turn on for other people

no i'm i promise you toby one day you

and i

ultimate couple right no polar

god

you're not even like god i am too god

do you ever feel like breaking down are

you do you ever feel out of place like

somehow you just don't belong i am god

do you believe in bigfoot i when i look

in the [ __ ] look at my [ __ ] i believe

in it

your [ __ ] shaped like a foot no it's

just hairy

it's hairy and it smells

like guys here's the truth though here's

the truth one in the chat of dhobi and i

are the ultimate couple like just one no

i don't think we would be compatible

honestly like genuinely like i think

you're a good catch like

nothing personal the only way you'd be

the only reason you'd be compatible is

if you're a part of dg

no you know why it would be great

because the whole platform would be like

what the [ __ ] is that zerka you know

like she's so god

no no i'm saying they just

like you know loud and then

squeaky like helium person like

opposites opposites

like

like look at this if if you put

if you put queen and has on a infrared

show that's a lot of viewers because

they're opposites you got to play the

world with opposites right it's content

like trust me people want to see

opposites right that's why hassan is a

capitalist and his chat are you know

broke marxist

no i like people like the guy from like

the crow

like stuff like that i'll start i'll

start playing with that

oh you mean brandon

does everyone agree that they murdered

bruce lee

for the movie rights like they

definitely if they murdered if you could

my dad said something

i wanted to punch my dad in the face

he's like no john they killed his son

but not him

what kind of logic is that

they definitely killed bruce lee 100

because check this out just like pop

smoke they take all the rights of the

music they make more star power goes up

and they get to choose which music goes

on and stuff the the label gets to keep

all the rights that's why labels have

mobsters you mean bruce lady you mean

his son right you're an idiot you must

be what's brandon oh my god i just

supposed to be the one in the car

yeah i'm telling you i'm telling you

did you know the label the label only

owns the music you know how they can

leave contracts eventually they only own

the music if the artist gets whacked

yeah like did they do the same to him

yeah yeah because you can get killed

with a blank

that's his son that's bruce lee's son

the hell i know mostly son michael

jackson i'm telling you bruce lee was

killed and just like pop smoke was

killed then the record labor label owns

everything and they get to profit out

the ass or they wait for these start

these stars to pop off and have strong

lawyers to get out of their contracts

right they don't want that so they pop

them you know there's a huge list search

up star whackers many hollywood stars

suddenly get [ __ ] mysteriously die

and [ __ ] and we see it all the time

right

i'm sorry it's just when you guys are

talking when you guys are talking it's

you don't even know about squid game

what's going on with that

i actually thought i actually went over

a squid game on my stream

next topic

next topic squid game

i love that show thank you

and hold on hold on hold on have i ever

hold on have i ever hold on have i ever

in my life said how's that brings bad

topics i've never said that

i've never said that i've never said

that in my life the game is about to

occult the satanic elude psychoanalysis

and using childhood trauma to

and adrenochrome because they were organ

harvesting do you remember that part

yeah yeah just like the uyghurs in china

and you could see the ending there's

masonic tiles so much symbolism and even

the perverted elites the one head

exposing it or is it or is it promoting

it no it's not good no squid game is the

same reason why they did eyes wide start

they they're manipulating the public

indirectly

the only way you can make a republican

if you insert grains of truth in it

it also protects the victims like to

compare it in dating a lot of guys will

be like i'm going to cheat on you i'm

going to cheat on you and they incept it

in her mind so if it happens she doesn't

freak out and leave she tries to work it

out because her mind was prepared for it

but if her mind wasn't prepared for it's

a manipulation tactic and it's called

predictive programming actually

[Applause]

please please i just boosted the view

account let me keep going okay check

this out check this out what you got to

remember is you guys think the free

market is just oh my god blah blah blah

it's a top down thing if something's

popping off on the algorithm yeah it's

probably good but 99 of the time it's

being pushed they can make anyone famous

by putting them on the netflix algorithm

so when they put squid games they are

telling you something they're giving you

a message and they're doing it excuse me

excuse me excuse me they're doing it

during an economic collapse isn't that

interesting

before the show actually came out listen

when you're making tick tocks and you're

manipulating people's childhood and

you're this dark twisted satanic twists

on children

just like

when they're playing childhood games but

there's a dark twist you're doing the

same thing with your tick tocks you

don't think

that you're engaging in mass

manipulation and corrupting the souls of

so many people exactly don't you think

queen what you have to face i'm more

active on instagram and twitter than i

am on no what the [ __ ] that's not even a

response

but he's saying that i want tick tock i

mean it was the weirdest [ __ ] i've ever

heard

the masses listen i'll manipulate the

masses i'm not saying i'm not but i'm

not doing it with that microphone i

doubt it's queen queen you are literally

when the squid game starts up and roll

queen listen yes

we're all gonna be in squid game and

you're going to be in the squid game too

and everyone's going to teamwork

everyone's going to be finding a partner

right

and it's going to be two-player games

and it's going to be i'm going to be

able to choose between you and someone

else here's the truth here's the hold on

here's the truth

stop stop here's how squid game let me

by the way once i choose if i don't

choose you you're going to be left alone

yeah i'm not going to choose you and

here's the truth here's how here's how

squid game here's how squid game

okay queen here's how squid game would

work if we were all in there right now

round one would happen we'd all panic

right and let's say we survived round

two haze and i would team up and

slaughter all you and are in your sleep

every single one of you

everything because i'm telling you i'm

telling you

i'm telling you that's how squid games

work that the two

the two

the two people who understand

the two people understand that you guys

are either gonna get us killed on

purpose or with your stupidity so haze

and i would just team up and

right and then

and yo check this out check this out

check this out at the end

at the end the fact you don't realize

that at the end at the end of squid

games the elite would come to give us

our steak dinner right and haas would

look at me and i would grab the [ __ ]

knife and grab the elite and put the

knife to his head and i'd be like split

that part 50 50 where i slice this

motherfucker's throat and boom hasn't i

got enough money to start the

institutions that hassan doesn't want to

because he's busy [ __ ] porn but they

didn't that's just the head guy you know

that wasn't the actual guy behind it so

they don't give a [ __ ] if he died you're

right so haaz and i are dead but we died

nobly yeah you

like we're already here no it's

you would never be in the squid games

though because you claim you're so rich

no no check this i only claim i'm gonna

be honest do you guys understand

that

i only work 21-hour days because i know

one day i'll be away from i get to buy

my freedom and be away from you morons

that's true i wouldn't i wouldn't be in

sweden because i would be answering the

dms of all the men who will let me live

in their houses apparently but guys

every single one of those men that's

dming you would run away from me if they

saw me carrying this exactly

so you

you would scare them away so you could

have me

no just despite you i would scare them

away and then turn my back on you so

you'd follow me around to figure out who

i'm going to be with

no

queen so then

did you know that

did you know haas and i

why we have you guys on is we choose you

guys from twitch and we want to save you

guys by showing you what authentic mails

look like so when you guys are on dates

you feel a void because that partner is

just a weirdo and what we're doing right

now

you owe us money what we're doing right

now not now in the future

we are doing your dad's job oh thank you

dad

yeah see here's the thing queen you're

not grateful now but in the future

you're going to be grateful for how much

i contributed to your character

development exactly exactly

that's really well done that's really

well said actually that's really well

put i really like that because what i'm

thinking is you know it's all memes and

stuff

but

when you guys talk you literally offend

no one so you're saying nothing of

substance to anyone on earth when house

only the only time that someone who says

something that's meaningful is when it's

offensive

100

let that digest

hmm but what if i say that nothing

you've ever said to me has offended me

you'd be you'd be a bigger liar

you'd be

you'd be lying harder

you'd be lying harder than when you look

in the mirror and say that's gorgeous

hey that's mean

we're here it's a royale and you know

what

stop projecting

stop projecting your insecurities onto

musica we both know that i make out with

my mirror listen

what i'm saying is what i'm saying is

you must stop being narcissists you

ladies need to stop it it's bad

i'm your doctor

i don't want a narcissistic daughter

listen

listen all the girls may accept job you

have one thing in common ungratefulness

yep

narcissism

selfishness

and uh

delusion yep

let me say something let me say

something let me say something let me

say something

listen listen listen let me say one

thing

god god

so why the [ __ ] do i not have the right

to agree with them who told you lied

what are the two guys

no no of course guys you guys are pretty

but i have to bring you back to you the

narcissistic stuff is going to destroy

you what are they literally like it's

just self-confidence no

what it is

what it is hold on hold on latino

you could have you could have a million

people in your chat call you pretty much

you will only ever care when it comes

from haas

i have a question do you think that

you're attractive huh 100

would you say that's narcissistic no

what the [ __ ] that's

that is the realism from my point of

view as well you know no you're you're

you're ungrateful yes i'm not ungrateful

for [ __ ] therefore calling other people

narcissists like

spiderman the truth is the truth is god

put dobby on earth as a role model for

you girls

hey trust me i trust me that's

definitely not true that's it you're

dobby i've you're always happy you are

the closest to god out of anyone i'm

just stoned

i just smoke a lot of weeds

queen listen

i am the only person who can allow queen

to be reborn damn

not zerka i thought circus said that he

was the one who's gonna i'm not gonna

lie dude

has the power you know i don't like the

guy but he has

he can baptize you he can baptize you

sir doesn't want to make you reborn

zurich wants to keep you exact like you

are with cat ears exactly why do you

want to make me reborn because he would

because he genuinely because he

genuinely [ __ ]

because he's

he's

for free all right the gins right now

are around you but let me tell you

something az is offering you

a way out of your lifestyle

what were you saying monkey

oh that was john

[Laughter]

way out of my lifestyle so what would

you make me then

what was your game

i would make you

i would make you into this right

i would make you

into a ninja warrior

what are you saying

isn't that what you want your wife to be

no

knew you'd be my servant you would carry

out tasks for me for free and

climb down chimneys and you would

silence my opponents

just wants kill bill to be like his

son

you've got the mission he wants to live

as kill bill that's what he i like

assassin's creed reality i don't

no

you know how weird i am i find it so

adorable

at least i admit it i'm like you cook

sit on my throne as my servants don't

work for me

that's really weird because um i'm

actually the queen and you're the one

who's worshipping you are not a queen

you're so obsessed

this is me begging for your attention i

don't think i've ever begged for a year

but i would turn you into a warrior no

queen

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match throws money at all streamers he's

like a train type

yeah but yeah i'm trying to get back

here

give him something to be worthwhile

because you know what every once in a

while you find something

but has some sort of content

should we do a test

if you left versus i left if the views

would go down which one

i don't do [ __ ] on twitch so like

honestly right now you paid

[Music]

nobody would care but also if you left

nobody would care zerka also can draw

the viewers that he gets because he's a

real man and he knows what he is of

value

right now about you he's good [ __ ] about

me

is that true

that again latino

if i left it would make no difference

right adjust your mic again

before i got here wasn't chat spamming

are you actually emasculated by me do

you want to leave right now to prove a

point

the truth is who [ __ ] cares like

there's gonna be very little difference

between

i was literally streaming no different

everyone was begging me to absolutely no

that difference to come in i think

there's a lot more stands they're gonna

be like hey in chat hey

let us stay [ __ ]

i don't give a [ __ ] so it's challenge

you can trade me for match if you want

yeah go ahead pay 5000

i don't really understand where you come

is that appealing to chat thing good

thing or a bad thing we should have a

rule against that like everyone does a

jackson ha smash by me that you want to

attack me wait uh

let me be honest let me be honest

you two are caring

you know your guys's hatred is caring

the rest of this cast looks like

literally they're not gonna make it in

life

all i could say is that it was not a

good deal to trade lauren southern for

this guy that's all i could say

yes i mean i tried

to be here

because i love john and when i get drunk

i give him money if you love john you

wouldn't have come back

no no stay and give money the sweetest

[ __ ] i've ever met

anti-money this is what marxists do this

is why i don't have marx's friends

the truth is only real friends dropped

500 on myself yeah

but that's

everyone needs to everyone in the cast

needs to drop at least one fifty one

fifth of that five hundred dollars to

john and kick me you know what i'm

important how about we all

i see 500 more in you i do i do we can

do it

500 okay yeah

so you get a thousand okay come on no

you know who mash is he used to go when

he was at twitchcon and stuff like that

he goes to the bar and buys everyone

drinks and stuff that's why you have to

rob his money before he gives it to

other people right he's a generous guy

you have to take it from him you know

what i mean yeah that's the problem john

you're so much of a dumb [ __ ] you don't

understand i have so much money that

that stuff doesn't matter

well if you have so much money making it

like a sucker for depression which was a

[ __ ] take you dumb [ __ ] when did i say

that did i like i i understand where

you're at i understand where you came

from and like that was a [ __ ] take just

to defend yourself like you actually

support people in your community that

have depression and you've had

depression yeah but don't make me look

sorry you're making me look soft you're

making me look soft you keep talking

okay honestly

john is the hardest [ __ ] i've

ever met

and teddy bearish you're looking like a

husband whenever i see him gangster yo

bro gangster [ __ ] you know what i'm

saying

yeah next ones everybody is like they

copy [ __ ] zerka or they suck up to

zerk and that's what you're doing

okay honestly minnie i'm really glad

that you talked because i haven't heard

you for like

the only thing i think is that nobody

can come at john for being an ableist

because you can't spell a name for your

twitch name and you also can't figure

out how to put on a twitch shirt

all right that's why i'm minnie dumby

you don't [ __ ] okay i don't nobody you

don't know

this dude

minnie doesn't have

and you didn't have to spend any of this

instead of actually like contributing

some sort of content you think you can

get shirtless yeah

hey queen

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hold on hold on minnie minnie stop

hold on why are we hold on

why are we pretending like mash didn't

get on for free at first

yeah

that's what i'm saying i'm a nice guy

i'm a nice guy you know i got along with

everyone i was a businessman

i was a businessman i got along with

everyone i got along with the democrats

i'm a businessman

in your defense in your defense that

woman came in here saying that we were

[ __ ] unhealthy and whatever and then

she started the debate

right i think that's way more unhealthy

than anything we were doing

you know what i mean to be honest to be

honest she lasted a lot longer than i

thought

she said it was unhealthy she said it

was unhealthy and then she turned it

into a debating and she also said what

do you guys talk about politics holy

[ __ ] no listen listen listen she's she's

new she's new to twitch so it's going to

take her a while to get used to it right

yeah like oh my god i'm going to lie you

guys are stuck on my dick right now and

my guy

i appreciate you sucking my dick right

now but i still miss my

myself but like honestly

he's a really great guy he's going to be

here eventually on another hold on

stop calling me away wait wait wait

smash match what's your honest take on

latina since she's coming at you

uh

who cares i don't know it's just like uh

you know you have a little bit of value

coming out here like i just feel like

you need to get a little bit of like

self-confidence

you have some things like your your

ability to uh rip off of people is

actually pretty good

but you

like how long have you been streaming if

i can ask nine months

okay not that long that's that makes

sense um

so you don't really believe in yourself

as much as you should

uh because like you do have an ability

to actually like rip off of people have

like a [ __ ] roast off again that's

what i need to do on

yeah i know you actually have an ability

to do that you're gonna make her cry

like so much of confidence that you

don't give a [ __ ]

i mean i appreciate the little

compliments but i'm just offended that

you think that i need to build my my

insecurity or whatever

i didn't say insecurity i just said

self-confidence confidence i mean

well then it seems like honestly i'm

saying

yeah

i'm being an idiot out here and you're

not

here i find her amazing and gorgeous

just like the best person i've ever seen

in my life you know what i mean dobie is

the greatest human being i've ever met

in my life oh my god

stop are you so [ __ ] weird i'm

serious you're the greatest person you

just watch the toxic and then you don't

say anything it's just you're going to

heaven for sure

i actually love dobby i'm with you

okay thank you

also adobe last time you were here

acting like i'm just like like none or

something you are a nun you're a mother

teresa

i know i recognize john and he

recognizes me we both recognize you

i don't know

are you satanic then no no i'm not like

let me tell you dolby the first time i

met dolby she dropped 600 subscribers on

me that was nuts i'm get stuck like i

will never forget the feeling of just

600 subs in five minutes of meeting her

and she she never came back you know and

she sends me

she sends me big foot tick tocks and it

makes my day so much better every day i

get a big foot tick tock and i look like

i don't send him like every day i send

it to him like i said like two

to me it felt like every day because i

can't i can't imagine a day in my life

not waiting for your message you know

what i mean

oh my goodness

[Music]

you're perfect

listen listen

[Music]

you're a gem i don't have to be yourself

you just have to know you're a gym

like [ __ ] green day

okay so you like bowling for soup only

for soup is your favorite toby

toby when i saw when i see a like

when i see a rabbit get killed on tv

like it gets to me you know

like you cry or like you enjoy it

you don't know when he sees the rabbit

die he's like a nice shot is has okay

he's like pacing

he's getting ready

all i'm saying they'll be all i'm saying

is you don't have to you don't have to

drop subscriptions on me but like i i

appreciate that did it just like once

it's no big deal for a lot of people i

did it for like i think i did it for

like jolly ones yeah so do it again i

mean you don't ever have something not

personal i don't want you to like no but

you don't understand to me it was

personal and if you did it again

i wouldn't know what to do if you did it

again if you were to do it right now

if you were to drop subs right now i

would my pisces brain would not know

what to do oh my god stop oh my god

you know you're a pisces sorry

that's why i'm not sorry

no i'm not possible

every girl says like you're aries or leo

and i'm like i'm a pisces you know why

i'm the most so emotional i'm so

emotional that yo i'm telling you people

who are like cold like me used to be the

most warm people on earth and then they

got traumatized

i don't know john you know what i'm not

what tommy lee you know what also jon

[Music]

lee who's that yeah

literally this is a crackhead if they do

methods like a three old rock stars

people say that like i don't know if you

ever watch the show the hills but people

always say that my boyfriend reminds me

of justin bobby

if you know what that is from justin

you know what you're calling for me

honestly your boyfriend reminds you wait

do i need to do what

is doing dolby your boyfriend reminds

you

of of me because

no no you're listen your boyfriend right

does he make you giggle throughout the

day

yeah he's a very good guy no no no

that's me you know you know what they

say about people who make you laugh and

giggle

no monkey we're waiting better you know

what we'll save it for another day dude

you're so getting killed

[Music]

the truth about haze is he will be okay

when latina just says i'm sorry too

i did i messaged him and i said

hans come here i wanna tell you face to

face

he has so many weapons lately it's in

jesus christ

this has got to be tossed all i said

all i said on cctv

all i said on stream a few weeks ago is

that i spent 300 on a giant sword and he

beat me to it now look at how many

weapons he has

i i feel i feel like i lost you know but

then that's

plastic that's in the ocean i remembered

that he's on my side and really you my

cast members you guys don't have allies

on this have you noticed that i do who's

your ally what do you mean

i mean like the girls don't ever back up

each other have you known hey everybody

[Music]

hey everybody listen i just want to let

you know

i represent the future humans who listen

to queen

as their guide for the future

if you listen to queen and and you you

go on tick tock and you know you you get

all this neoliberal cultural advice and

open relationships

[Music]

don't ask me why that skull was on has's

nightstand is anyone else into pet play

no no no no they're meaningful

i'm not but honestly like if you're into

that zarko like hit me up in november

like we'll figure it out

full werewolf he's waiting for them gosh

it's going to take more than 500

okay it's gonna take more than 500

you know listen listen the truth about

this podcast what's my advice the truth

about this podcast is

everyone in this podcast

would suck me off

oh hell yeah

i don't think people want that seriously

i'm kidding i'm kidding

no the truth is the truth is you're only

in your dreams

you can appreciate the flavor

oh hell yeah i don't mind

oh my god

it's like a pineapple pineapple [ __ ] all

right yo yo new topic because you're

talking about pineapples latina

you guys are so mean to her yeah well

because she's really kind of just

interrupted it's because i'm latina

whoa

why do you call yourself the one latina

when your spanish isn't even real

spanish the truth is

latina you know that minnie's a real

latino who takes care of his mother like

he's family based i also take care of my

mother i don't know about that oh you

guys are so cute

you know the difference

here's the truth all right the

difference is what the difference is

[ __ ] defense speak spanish right now

go

[Music]

do you know how to fake an accent

um

[Music]

listen i give you listen brother let me

tell you something i give you my full

blessings and permission you can have

latina

no i don't wanna dude i don't wanna this

is this [ __ ]

this is this like this is a fake version

yo i'll figure it

you cannot you cannot use that defense

latina and then come at me with that

[ __ ] accent cannot latino come here

you never placed him as a joke right

ladino you and i should live together

you and i should live together with two

of your mom john what do you mean you

should live with her yeah with two of

her mom like you've been on this to

[ __ ] train for two weeks about how

men just live together because you will

be i gave up i gave up on

here's the truth the truth the truth is

i can only

the truth is

i could only live with someone who's

grateful like dobie right oh my god i'm

not that grateful trust me like oh my

god like

i feel like i just don't like date

anyone like twitch world

john you should look awesome and like

live with me and clint i feel like don't

be like the ms crew otk

the difference just like actually

[ __ ] make content i like you trying

to use somebody else's clout

yeah clint wasn't lying miz loves you

someone loves you i know i've seen it

i've seen him

yeah

i know but the truth is like you guys

are my tribe you are not you know you

guys are my real people you know you

guys latinas

no you are better at speaking spanish i

will admit that but i can still speak

spanish i was raised by hispanic parents

we migrated to canada that doesn't make

me less of a latina

just listen if you're going to use that

if you're going to use that defense you

know isn't it

you were born in canada

i was not born in canada i was not i

said migrated oh okay

yeah let's hear from someone else also

also that is what latinas ah actually uh

kelly so you're just wrong damn

wait what did i say that was wrong

you said it hispanic yeah yeah that's

latino yeah that's

i thought it was relating to latin

america

no

no they're both the same thing i can

speak spanish i can speak

spain is spain spanish and then south

america latinos

she's she's not from spain she's not

from spain

and we're also

latino

hispanic but you know it's

interchangeable

like

i guess there are some hispanics that

aren't latinos

in like [ __ ]

the philippines and [ __ ] but my favorite

is when people try to argue when they're

wrong

you're kidding [ __ ]

i mean my housemates spanish

you know they usually make great wives

when they don't grow up with mtv

mm-hmm

you know what the best partners are the

ones who don't ghost you and who don't

receive nudes and then say that you have

to compete against

them when did i say

nudes when did i say you have to give me

nudes

you said you have to step up your game

latina do you want me

instead of ghosting and running away

from your problems wait while latina why

are you so desperate

i'm not even going on your chat so good

luck with that

what are you talking latino

there's nothing to do with your looks

when guys put themselves down it's

cringe everyone should everyone should

hype themselves up

i'm not saying that i don't say that to

my chat do you agree they're okay

no but like seriously i'm like honestly

it's so [ __ ] cringe when guys are

like yeah but the queen do you agree i'm

i'm ugly

you probably wouldn't oh you would never

want any queen you're just making clean

can i ask you something

do you think your chat is ugly

no

they're [ __ ] horrifically hungry

you never know the 80 20 rule what's

that

yeah okay so this is something that i've

noticed is like even though i am

literally the worst male that you could

like actually like be attracted to and i

just don't care uh i still get women

that like like me and i don't understand

something

where eighty percent of these women are

attracted to twenty percent of the men

so even though i try to bring down

explain

don't degrade yourself okay you gotta

don't don't say that because that's

that's upsetting

you're amazing and i love you but like

you know

no it's like even if you don't think

that you're the ideal man like even if

hypothetically like there's people that

still find you attractive you know that

doesn't just because there's a society

i'm trying to be nice and this is what

happens

i i don't i don't i don't

understand how i'm not trying to like

i'm not saying that i'm physically

attracted to you i'm just saying that

there's people that are not because i

don't want to deal with that weird [ __ ]

that's fine she belongs okay so who what

do you think the top 20 are

what do you what does that mean i feel

like uh john right now has uh is kind of

cringe as [ __ ] uh i think he'll be there

in five years

uh monkey in ten years monkey in ten

years

is [ __ ] i don't know

attributes

i would like i'm not

like honestly i don't even care about my

speaker as long as he like gives me a

little bit of value like he is 500

let's compare go ahead let's go i'm not

giving you any money now you've done

[ __ ]

because i'm a sucker for depression and

i understand that even though he's

trying to defend himself he actually

believes in all of you in chat all of

you in chat that are feeling bad i'm

glad that you support uh john zurker

because he's actually doing this

listen

i only believe in you guys if you become

like me

that's the truth

[Music]

it's supposed to be funny if it's humor

it's supposed to be funny and yet here

you are not getting any laughs chat

[ __ ] hates you like what's happening

here where's the humor what's going on

like jesus christ

can we not degrade each other

and it makes me so sad and there's room

to spare you guys are becoming stronger

let me tell you let me tell you hold on

i'll give you a wise word smash when you

degrade yourself and when you hit

yourself when you prepare no you [ __ ]

listen to me

if you want to actually have an

intellectual take we'll go ahead on that

uh so john likes to bring a lot of

people that'll like him because he's a

narcissist self-described uh and like

you know a lot of people go ahead and

like take his takes i love that but i

would like to give a little bit of a

different take

i'm a beta male i'm a little [ __ ] uh

and like i would just like a little bit

of difference

i'm so tired of a little bit of a

[ __ ] echo chamber we get

did you just have verbal diarrhea i

don't understand what you were saying

the the in squid game the people who

created the game said the reason we did

it is because even though we're rich

we're unhappy and miserable just like

this [ __ ] loser who paid 500

uh yeah i'm number zero zero one that's

why john likes me he doesn't like

because we're friends he only likes me

because i give him money i don't know

you can pay five hundred dollars

on this thing but you can't buy a better

person

i'm just gonna tell you uh john is on a

cheap horror and that 500 has meant

nothing to him i'm just gonna let you

know that here's the truth here's the

truth is when you raid yourself so much

that is such that just so no latino i

feel awkward i don't care about you okay

listen

i [ __ ] care because i'm here

do you hold on latina do you think i see

you more than a dollar sign

i think you see me as content and that's

fine okay so what's the difference from

you and maresh latina the difference the

difference has

ever seen you as entertaining you only

ever saw you as a pawn on the chessboard

in his psychological warfare against me

did it tell you right now

way more value to his stream than i am

100 is living rent free and hazard's

head listen 100 but honestly uh when it

comes to like hanging out with twitchcon

i'm going to hang out with let me tell

you something

about you let me tell you something make

sure

when i was banned

when i was

banned well done when i was banned

nobody checked up on me here

yeah

that's [ __ ]

as [ __ ] and you know what you dumb

[ __ ] you can't even say [ __ ] you

know it like the

it was an accident on twitch but what

did you do

it wasn't gonna do anything yeah i

didn't do it

it was quick

he just got banned they actually said it

sounds like it's

yeah

no no no there's no reason

actually

gave the reason for him banning him it

was a mistake so this time you can't

talk about it

well it wasn't no no they think it's my

mistake the emails on my twitter and

they said oops

yeah like he just got they he just got

banned yeah

so that's why that's why anil told me is

that you should apply for partner

because technically i haven't been

banned in a year over here

and another thing guys

the truth is the truth is

i just cannot see people as friends you

know what i mean like we i just can't i

always

i only see you guys as wolves on my

mountain but one day my mountain will be

somewhere else and i'll forget about you

guys right and unless we grow too huh

well you ha you have no choice you have

no choice you have to grow and the truth

is

i've never had a friend in my life you

know they you know i mean i've never

felt that and you can call it a

psychopath and stuff i don't care i like

my life you know wait have you never had

like an actual friend or have you never

have you had friends but you just didn't

think of them as your friend

yeah i mean i've never felt that i've

never felt that no no no like like

either you're alone and you don't have

friends because either you you don't

want them or you just can't relate to

other people or it's that you have

friends but you're just losing them you

don't seem like anything

if my friends you're alone or you're not

which is like i don't feel anything when

my friends cry i feel like it's

i feel like when my friends cry when my

friend when my friends cry when my

friends cry i feel like they're pathetic

i i have i have one in real life friend

i see them once a year

i actually have two that's a good friend

i have two friends and i see them both

like once a year i like i like it though

i like seeing people i like that better

seeing people as co-workers is so much

better for me

well that's honestly john that's just

because there's so many snakes on twitch

no no i do this in my real world too i i

once got fired from a job and i lost

everyone not that they didn't like me

but

the schedules didn't line up so i missed

out on all the lore and memes i realized

dude you know your your friends

are people you're under their their time

limit like if you've ever been fired

from a job you lose everyone

whether they love you or not you lose

everyone that's why i can't really see

you guys as friends you know i see you

guys as like wolves you know wolves

right

one day we're all gonna be in a house

like maybe married or whatever and all

this will be gone you won't remember

anyone from here one day like 10 years

ago you know what i mean by that

and i'll be happy when i don't never see

owls when he's married and i'll be like

go do you

so that's why it's like the thing is the

friend thing's kind of weird one of the

reasons circa doesn't have friends is

because he makes plans and then he

ditches

wait so then what are you doing what are

you doing then he's an ally

[Music]

yeah friends don't ditch another thing

allies are just going in the same

direction they're not actually friends

right yeah and they trade resources and

[ __ ] exactly yeah yeah yeah like i gave

him a million women he's yet to give me

anything you know what i mean

but one day one day i get one day oh no

one day i get the auto host one day i

get the automotive

this is about this is the only thing i

actually don't understand what you're

saying

listen listen listen

see this this is the thing these are

trade deals

listen it's an ally

and it's also the enemy of my enemy but

the truth is

like you know

you know

circa has been making secret moves

plotting against me absolutely and check

this out the truth is

no no the truth is an orderly figure

i am chaotic

we only need each other until the system

changes because once he starts putting

down his [ __ ] marxist order what do

you think i'm going to enjoy that part

i'm we're only here with this for this

part of the flight

you know what i mean

it's ra it's raza ghoul and the joker

versus the batman but the joker is

always a traitor who sides with the

batman because the joker needs the

batman rasagul don't need the batman the

joker the truth of why haaz thinks i'm a

traitor

is he literally gets emotional i like

you know how every time there's an ego

on my chat i put her on for content

randomly latino was in chat i was like

come boost my viewer account and he said

circa i am hurt i liked her blah blah

blah

and i in my head in my head i was like

yo

instead of me laying down my bricks to

my kingdom of content

he starts panicking and saying take the

latina brick off i was like what the

[ __ ] that was the most cuck

person i've ever seen in my life

is saying circus saying you're my

feelings if it was in private i don't

give a [ __ ] have latino [ __ ]

in public why would i have a private

what the [ __ ]

you disrespect me in public that's why

no she did no no no she disrespected you

and another

she did not me and another thing another

thing another thing hold on

hold on hold on hold on and if i was

hold on stop

hold on minnie if i was his friend i

would have thought twice

but i'm an ally and i'm building my

nation's wealth

you know what i mean

no offense has done pay my bills haas

why can't you admit that you you lush

those

i don't like you latino but you did and

that's what you're saying let me tell

you how much he liked you latina he

liked you enough to snake me

on twitch people start forgetting

you know they play characters like oh

we're just talking but they actually

deep down feel for each other and

because i'm kind of psyched psychology i

don't feel for people you know like i

use people i don't feel for them but

house feels for latina he wants a better

life for her and all that and i can't

relate i can't relate to that that's

that's literally not true latina

i was putting her through tests i didn't

i you know like i didn't even she

cheated on me simple as that absolutely

no i didn't

we played the same game you were kind of

make me jealous and then i did the same

[ __ ] how did i make you jealous

because with the nude [ __ ]

i didn't i didn't ask for an apology

from him

you think i played

you you were fine with it and you liked

it and you're expressing that very

obviously in your fraud

i see this then you [ __ ] apologize

you hypocritical person i'm the man i'm

the man

they have four wives well you guys wanna

do something what the hell

latina you latina you're when you saw

that you were supposed to think of oh

okay i have competition

that's how you're traveling

so that's the same [ __ ] that's the same

[ __ ] you're supposed to think oh you've

had she's letting you know

he's letting you know this company

i didn't even know you guys knew each

other offline i didn't know you guys are

flirting block the other girl forget the

other girl

yeah no it'll be better content for me

no

you wouldn't do that no

listen

listen okay

look look look latino you're listen

latina your competition

it's fine you're all going to happen is

your competition

it's fine that's not my problem the fact

that you really if the fact that you had

to get a nude in order to for that to

bump up the competition

of course it would a girl has to be

naked just to compete with my fully

clothed body my half clothed body

fill the dms that's gonna be like this

what a stupid [ __ ] thing to say

what

you're not doing at all okay like i'm

sorry but like if we're gonna go on this

like stupid tangent like i don't watch

the dm's i genuinely think latino would

do a lot for hers and that's why i ship

them i ship them

too late like you guys you guys are

going to end up too late

it's not too late

i don't want i don't want it it's not

too late it's

already happened

the train adds fast speaking of trade

how are you doing trading

you know what i think the train has

passed the

conductor

you're gonna learn your lessons

i'mma be honest ladina i feel like you

would block a lot of dudes for houzz but

not anymore

now you're done

but

i'm thinking here's what i'm thinking

why not just forgive him studs get nudes

all the time

thing is he never apologized

just because a girl forgives you it

doesn't mean that you're in the wrong

it's just for

it's for her brain

you know what i want to know dude

let's not forget

what that's something what's your take

on this

is she still smelling oh no

[Music]

exactly

ink bites has totally

what you know ink bites has totally been

ink bites was totally replaced by latina

by haas and then he just

he dropped both of them damn eight

fights so based

no the difference was i actually liked

i never liked it

[Music]

we can't hear you in fights

you're you're you're my king

you

[Laughter]

accept the friend

request who the [ __ ] was that

i mean that's not even like rust

all right there we go

you were just being really quiet what

happened

am i still quiet no you're going to say

you're good now you're good okay well i

mean that was not at all what happened

but i'm happy for him and i think he

should pursue it and she's like adorable

[Music]

none

i mean

but i still win in the end

how's

how's algorithm

how did you win oh

why because they form a double um

together by dropping both of them i i

took the l by dropping both of them

still not what happened i'm not gonna

lie dude there there's there's there's

guys out there that talk to girls and

then they get emotional and they just

drop the girls and then there's guys who

get emotional smashed all the girls and

then drop them

yeah i mean so haas is a good guy he

doesn't smash you know some people yeah

not me it's honestly it's it's honestly

hard for me to get it

just don't care it's hard for me to get

attracted to people who uh i don't

resonate with dan

you know what's crazy though if you

streamers don't date streamers you'll

end up with moderators

i'm seeing someone but if i wasn't let's

say i would be

i promise in years down the road i marry

someone from this show i promise

i can see it because i spend all day

with it

it's gonna be coming [ __ ]

it's me believe it i got you should we

close your eyes

i got you yeah

who do you think you're going to marry

no i haven't met her

he's just saying you would be honest but

she's going to but she's going to come

on the stream

well yeah i'm going to spit yeah it's

going to be someone from stream world

because i don't trust other people right

like this is the car but i thought you

said that all streamers are snakes no

but this is the one

i don't think you realize that the i

don't think you realize that i i baptize

them i purify them

like haz wants them pure because he

can't

he can't put his finger on their

forehead like me i can literally take

away their bending their whole band

i can take away their whole bending like

this

huh

you were purifying latina for haas no no

i was trying to smash

oh

never mind

i purification is just a byproduct of

smashing

no i didn't really care about purifying

her because she's gonna go back their

old ways she's young

but yeah anyways latina the truth is i

didn't like you i just want to do

content but

seeing how much you fought for has made

me think more of you and i don't want

you to ever stop fighting you know

that's a good fight no i want you to

stop voting no it's embarrassing it's

embarrassing

i know but they're relentless

the relentlessness is so like your

people like you just i love it never

quit and it's super awesome true the

only problem

the only problem is

is if you're doing things behind the

scenes with other dudes then it's an

issue but if you're chasing haas your

whole life

no the thing is there's never a chase

right there's never a chase at first it

started it was funny everybody was

shipping and then

i didn't know that he actually like had

a little bit of feelings or whatever

when you called and then he got pissed

as [ __ ] so then i apologized to him i

was like sorry for making you feel that

way but that's like

that's as far as it went

like

but you've been chasing him the whole

podcast

is

dm that said sorry

that's all it's just out of respect

maybe answer you know

that's the whole point

latino take a hint i'm so glad i'm

thirsty i see it through your eyes dude

these these games that are so dumb

latino why don't you just take a hint

i did

i was doing it for content i literally

told my [ __ ] discord i was doing it

for content as well i told some people

you were doing it for content john was

doing it for content i was doing today

it was a [ __ ] joke do you really

think i'm gonna like hand myself over

like that so desperate i think in person

you would to be honest

in person i wouldn't i can't see myself

i don't see myself dating somebody from

twitch that's not that can happen i'm a

very physical person so this whole thing

for me was just like so you don't want

to like you don't want to like but i

still care about his feelings i still

like i apologize sincerely

i'm with her i would never go to

michigan

real violent chat

that's the real gift there look at his

side look at his set yeah i just like i

still like apologize because i thought

please check out his music mod spam his

youtube link every time not just i don't

have to say it you do it see your advice

you are weak damn

that's that's okay

[Applause]

honestly if i don't promote you i feel

like a leech you know as i can actually

find a dominant person

yeah and by me being unique i can have

them only only a weak person

thinks that twitch is real

twitch is a real website yes

you think twitch is real that's why you

get angry not true that's why you get

angry i don't think it's real you think

i i i no i get angry because uh

i'm here anyway so i'm obviously i'm

gonna get angry but it's not real

i'll tell you something did you know

that the fake world is more real than

the real world

no because the fake world

the fake world is much more harmful like

for example like for example there's

nothing i have a family do you think i'm

gonna let my [ __ ] kids go on twitch

on stream [ __ ] no

whoa

my kid's not even gonna have internet

access i'm not gonna let them on

what if they bring up enough what if

they say hold on what if they said

this

what if they say oz what if they say dad

uh what did you mean by two holes i saw

a highlight reel and

they they wouldn't have that because

they're not gonna have internet access

okay

and this is why i don't want it

having a family is real this [ __ ] is not

real the [ __ ] melon has no coconut

well i'm gonna be honest this is way

better than a family because instead of

asking like people asking me for money i

take their money it's [ __ ] awesome

when people are being

like on twitch like

having a family is just

having a family is just copium for being

broke and a loser

right

i'm [ __ ] happy as [ __ ] i haven't left

my room oh dude

dude i'm [ __ ] lit i'm lit bro

[Music]

that's the services man

no it's it's because even though he uh

has some [ __ ] takes about trying to come

at me uh like i still like the dude

because i understand who he is as a base

person and i don't believe in the

[ __ ]

and it's an investment when i am the

next joe rogan who do you think i'm

going to remember

it's all money people it's not you think

i'm going to chill with ink bites

going to call me inkbite's going to call

me you should be like hey john and

literally fbi will raid her house and

they'll say never call that guy again

honestly i just got to tell you

[Music]

i'll remember you yeah that's all i got

to say okay i believe it

and guys remember

um i can only dish it out i can't take

it so don't attack me

oh my god people are being

and people so do you think that twitch

is the fake world versus when you go

like irl which is the real world right

i'd say it's like

what seventy-five which is the same john

70 30 80

do 20

think that when people so if people are

acting like fake quote unquote where

where like with what um lauren was

saying where people put on a personality

do you think that because someone's

putting on a personality if that is

them pretending to be say like

a either like uh

kind of like uh a

beefed up version of themselves or like

a very exacerbated version of their

personality or like a a idealized

version of themselves would that be more

realistic of who they wish they were

like on the inside rather than how they

behave in the real world

like do you think it's more realistic to

proceed like you get to see who they

actually want to be and who they are

i think that's like the wrong question

because like literally 100 of people on

twitch or that our content creators are

pushing so like forward the content self

themselves

yes like literally all of you are boring

as [ __ ] i wrote

all of you yeah

if you say otherwise like

that's the important part

there's snakes out there that will take

advantage of you and they're pushing

forward the entertainment side of

themselves but they're also only caring

about you because they think you can get

something out of you

transactional thing i'm just here

because i'm bored i haven't streamed in

two years so i want to leave assumptions

on why people are here

so why wait so why are you here why did

why do you want to be here so bad

yeah

who who me or kevin

that just said that

kelly i haven't been

four years i just don't care it's like

i'm fun

the clown knows

so we can't be having fun

we can't be having fun but i'm confused

as to you're saying that people are here

because they're snakes and they want and

they and they want something else out of

it what is it that you want out of it i

don't know enough about you to know

whether you're not a you're a snake i

i'm really honestly with this

conversation i'm worried like i would

like to know me versus kelly like i

don't give a [ __ ] uh i know my value i

just i'm here for john i'm here for my

friend uh i don't really give a [ __ ]

a differing point of view i am not

content i am boring uh but like there's

so much of like a circle jerk that like

having a little beta meal like me this

blue pill is pretty good you know

i don't know what you're talking about

you're gonna have to ask me a question

if you want my opinion

okay what color is the sky rambling

doesn't mean anything to me

literally just said nothing except the

thing is sir can say nothing and make it

interesting

all right

listen listen

you guys

can ask me anything

and i will respond so honest that it

will shock you content-wise go

alright john what are your life goals

my life goal is to be financially free

from the rat race and inspire

millions to to follow in my footsteps

and have mastery over my stream my

career and and forge a sword big enough

to crack through the maze and leave the

rat race for good and go help my family

and never look at you in the eyes again

ever

how many people care about family

well i don't care about family like that

no no no i care about family because i

owe them i feel like i'm in debt you

know what i mean

they they literally carried me you know

i was a bad kid you keep saying

contradicting things

like i was a bad kid i was a bad kid you

know they couldn't eat they could have

easily put me up for adoption i was a

bad kid

you were that bad what did you do

i was like

just the crook

anyway that's not a bad one

i don't know it's just like parents

shouldn't put up with that [ __ ] you know

i was like

would you put them up for adoption

what my chat honestly if your kid was

mad i'm not for adoption

uh i don't think so because i couldn't

imagine anyone on earth raising a more

based male than me you know i mean

because like my kid would literally

backhand the teacher

so

what you're saying is i'm kidding i'm

kidding i'm kidding

i'm kidding what what

well i mean

if i blame them that's cringe obviously

i raised myself with mainstream media in

my head and i thought i was going places

i used to think i was i was like queen

but now

now i'm a 21 hour streamer a day milking

them of every penny

and one day it goes into my studio my

studio next level for joe rogan i just

got to go to pd and network with um

people like charlie sheen and [ __ ] have

them on

and if it took joe rogan's 60 [ __ ] 40

years hey i'll do it faster and at the

top

i am going to i'm not going to give

handouts i'm going to be like hey minnie

you have content get the [ __ ] on you

know what i mean come work for it come

work for it [ __ ] like a real capitalist

and i'm gonna put

people on because i swear the best part

listen the best part of success is power

power is the best thing because power

and control is the only way you have the

highest level

mental strength and when your mental

strength is up

your tribe they all get blessing points

you're like a paladin blessing them yeah

i mean

but

when you're around demons and [ __ ] what

the [ __ ] you think is happening with

demons and you know what's so [ __ ]

awesome i have a savior complex and i'm

fighting time because if i don't make it

soon enough my parents get old

i got i'm fighting time so it's like

if i was to have a family and kids and

do the walmart [ __ ] that's like me

saying sorry mom and dad yeah you're

abandoning your parents yeah and i

realized that

most people just quit

but me you i'm going to have

over 20 million dollars

and when i look at you guys i'm gonna

just send you 500 biddies each so you'll

know

you'll know it 500 just 500. like what

you're worth what are you really worried

about here is an investment i mean are

you a gold there you want more nice

hundreds

of sexuals so you don't get banned you

better give me more than that

here's the truth though here's the truth

at the top

i will literally change

my competition in my head to the people

at the top

and i'll just join another mountain and

then you guys say well it never ends i

would rather die climbing that [ __ ]

mountain

then settle down on a plateau with a

wife and kids like some schmuck

i

will win and the best part of me winning

is everybody still loses

and especially could you imagine when i

have the power everybody yes when i when

i have the power to change society

oh my god

all i'll say is

being a cuck is wrong and one million

subscribers would be like based and i

will single-handedly do the parenting

that all your parents failed right i'll

do it for them and that's my god complex

what do you think of that

i thought that hogs was going to be on

your cocktail and another thing right

i'm gonna eventually have sex again

right i'll i'll i'll work work a bit

less but i'm in my hunger grind phase

the best part is the best part is

i've been to la and [ __ ] right and i've

seen the successful people and they none

of them have their mental health correct

they're all rich with horrible mental

health i want to be the first successful

person same ego same everything you

should see these [ __ ] millionaires in

l.a they look at me like could you be

around me all the time you're so

motivating like you're never done i'm

telling you

i'll be the first dude not crying in the

ferrari right and you know what's crazy

anytime queen's like hey john can i jump

in let's push to start so i'm scared i'm

out of there i'm literally out of there

i'm on to the next one pd passenger seat

because chicks love a gay dude so we'll

have like eight chicks around us matter

of fact give me a [ __ ] give me a

dodge caravan i feel that seven seats

six [ __ ] if i want to drive legally

seven if you want to be on my lap i

don't even need the ferrari but guess

what the ferrari is just so my teachers

see it and government institutions and

everyone who said i'll be a [ __ ] up

because let me tell you something what

the difference from my teachers and me

is not just because they're educated is

that i make 10 [ __ ] times their

[ __ ] paycheck not even trying and

when it's a thousand times i'm gonna

walk in my school with an irl stick and

i'm gonna put it on my teacher's face

and i'll be like now what [ __ ] and

they're gonna shoot me they're gonna who

are you dude you're too old looking to

be in here they're going to kill me and

i'll be a martyr i'll be a martyr for my

cause and there'll be kids who grow up

and be like you know what school's not

for me i want to be viral and the thing

about a virus is it has the ideology of

growth for the sake of growth what do

you do with all the growth john who

gives a [ __ ] the point is you're growing

and

you're not growing you're shrinking

is wanting to be viral though like kind

of inherently like an mtv kind of idea i

mean the reason why everyone who goes on

mtv is become famous right you want to

be a mechanic you got to get your hands

dirty right so so you're saying that you

are under the uh demonic possession of

mtv

i'm saying the only way i fight them is

if i grow a few horns myself

okay

and yeah so i don't i don't i'm not

gonna leave this you think i'm gonna

lead like a [ __ ] pastor you think i'm

gonna lead like a [ __ ] imam or a

pastor

i'm gonna do it with my voice

like you're not dumb you can figure out

a way to make it work uh by not getting

those horns no listen the horns are

necessary i have to go stay with me i

have to go stay with the filth and

develop my shadow

that's what i'm saying

you think a [ __ ] pastor is gonna you

think a pastor is gonna change the world

a pastor's in his [ __ ] church a

pastor's in his church talking to

[ __ ] little boys

a pastor is in his church talking to

[ __ ] nobody because guess what i have