Haz vs BrandonJ | InfraredShow Debate #StopTheTilt

oh my god it's brandon jay

this is a powerful brandon jay

brian and jay

thank you you

hey speak

uh oh [ __ ] hello

i just want to know why you dodged that

debate are you shaking

no

no looks like you are though

what debate did i uh dodge

debate the fight i misspoke

oh oh you misspoke uh because it's prob

you know the reason you probably

misspoke brandon this goes

you're probably really nervous right now

and

you probably think that a debate and

then a fight is the same thing right

it's like a physical debate

oh yeah it's it's like a physical debate

so what which one did i dodge

your dad's the better one

which one is that

can you take the microphone out of your

ass

am i too loud

can you take the microphone out of your

ass

can you take the microphone out of your

buttocks

how's this

okay brandon j can you specify which

fight i dodged

didn't didn't dylan challenge you to a

fight and you dodged it right there

no

oh no no i didn't brandon maybe maybe

you got the facts wrong is that possible

so what happened

so what happened so are you here to

debate me right brandon so everything i

say is now against you if i for example

disprove everything you just said

hypothetically a person in your shoes

would go home looking like a [ __ ] now i

can't call you that because it's not

allowed but hypothetically an agent who

would be in your shoes in a similar

situation would go home feeling looking

and being a [ __ ] do you understand

i mean so would somebody that

ran away from a fight

you're right i agree with that actually

so why'd you do it

i ran away from a fight

yeah when when did i run away from a

fight didn't dylan challenge you to a

boxing match and you

changed the deal

when did that happen

[ __ ] this weekend

it happened this weekend

as far as i'm aware as far as i'm aware

and that's just the problem brandon is

you and everyone on twitter and all your

[ __ ] people and people who for

whatever reason appears similar to you

um

you seem to really just

act

without any knowledge you just seem to

act on ignorance

what if i told you

dylan ran from a fight

on saturday

on sunday yes it is

if dylan wanted to fight me i want to

know why you

are

lying about being five

okay

how am i five five

well you just pivoted by the way brandon

brandon brandon you just pivoted and

hypothetically an agent in your position

would have their manhood gone because of

that

well usually

men under five five don't have any

manhood so you already lost yours all

right so you pivoted already conceded to

me already submitted before the con

already circled an agent in your

position an agent in your position in a

hypothetical abstract scenario

would be the consciousness

would be would be the khan's [ __ ] right

now you would be the khan's [ __ ]

hypothetically

so you're not going to answer the

question

so

i'm 5'5 is what you say so why do i care

as far as i'm aware as far as i'm aware

based on what

i we just stood next to that's destiny

and he's like five six and you were

shorter than him so was that shorter

than destiny

yeah yeah

can you you have any proof for that

i don't have the picture right up on my

screen right now you only go was that

picture tilted or was it straight

it looked pretty straight to me

okay let's look at it

luckily for you i have the picture right

here i didn't know a tilted kick i have

i have the picture right here so you can

go on my stream right now and you can go

ahead and tell me if this is crooked or

straight

so this is the picture in question is

this a straight line right here i'm not

talking about that see this red line is

this a straight is this straight to you

why why is this tell me why this purple

chair is bigger than this purple chair

i'm not talking about that one i'm

talking about the back to back one the

same thing pull that one up and it's the

same thing one chair is bigger than

another for some reason

did someone put why is this chair taller

than this chair

it doesn't look like it

here this chair doesn't look taller than

this chair

not in that picture maybe but that's not

the one i'm talking about okay what's

the what's the mysterious one that

you're talking about

where do i link this at

so isn't it weird that i kind of grow

the the less worse the tilt gets

how come how come i grew a few

centimeters in this one when the tilt is

less severe there's still a tilt

as you can see

but it just seems like i grew like here

i look short you just and i just grew a

little bit some flat earther stuff going

on right now well why how did i grow did

i just grow in the within that time span

or maybe it's tilted

maybe it is maybe it is okay let me ask

you a question

um

are these different

photos i don't know where do i link this

picture at

because this is the one this is the one

because you guys stood next to me why is

this guy taller in the right photo we

got to go back why is this guy how did

this guy grow in the right photo

where do i where do i grow it

i don't know maybe he's [ __ ] the hulk

what who i don't know who these [ __ ]

lincoln in general chat right now

general chat okay yeah link the photo in

general chat

this is the one

oh okay so this is the one

this is the one you're talking about

that's the one i saw yeah yeah

i honestly i can't disprove this one

it looks pretty cr the chairs in the

back okay okay

all right let me let me then let me tell

you what let me tell you what

the chair is clearly bigger than this

one

well that chair is closer to the camera

no it's this this clear this chair is

clearly bigger than this one and there's

still a tilt you can still measure a

tilt here neat feet proved it and i'm

going to show you neat feet's proof

actually neat feet actually proved it

i'll show you right now

neat feet proof that destiny's like

maybe five seven at most and if your

destiny is a solid five eight it's been

proven before i don't know i've seen him

he's measured himself on stream it's

been proven have you measured yourself

on stream

not on stream

i literally was so okay can you explain

this evidence

can you explain the following evidence

go ahead and explain i just know it's

pretty easy go ahead and explain this

evidence needs feed produced

of the tilt

there is a tilt if you know anything

about science you know

that the gamma radiation of the distance

50 millimeters

makes the tilt

increase height

do you have a tape measure and the more

it's [ __ ] tilted angular

angular tilts

produce [ __ ]

camera height differences everyone

[ __ ] knows that if you understand

anything about [ __ ] optical science

you would know that the focal point

intersects with the plane of x y

on the object's plane to produce height

differentiations

you don't [ __ ] know [ __ ] you

literally just

the focal point differential on the xy

plane change when you have a uh

a measuring tape

on camera the tilt produces the focal

point radiation of 3.5

does that change on a measuring tape

though

what the [ __ ] are you talking about

i'm asking why you can't just get a

measuring tape i can i literally can i

tried it back home i i will i don't have

a measuring tape right now i literally

can just do that bro you're a streamer

and you don't own a measuring tape i'm

not at my [ __ ] house i'm in l.a

do they not have like walmarts in la

what

i mean

what do they have in la where you can

buy a measuring tape at

um i can go get one i got like home

depot

i can go get one not right now

why not you got a gas money because i'm

[ __ ] streaming right now

so brandon brandon j how tall are you

i'm five done

what

i swear to god so you're two inches

taller and you think those two older

than you no no no i'm five inches taller

than you let's get it right

okay

and your proof is this clearly real

photo this is your proof

well

my proof is that you haven't been able

to buy a measuring this is not five five

this is [ __ ] four or five what the

[ __ ]

yeah i mean you're admitting it right

now i don't know why i guess i have to

with this [ __ ] proof

i can't i can't i can't explain this

photo i'm honestly i can't i just can't

explain this one stop the tilt i can't

explain this to your knees or something

no

um

the honestly i did the science the tilt

does not account for this so i just

can't explain this one i can't explain

this one okay there's no tilt phds in

chat that can explain that

no i can't explain this

oh

all right um so do you need do you need

like some money for a measuring tape or

something i could send you like 10 bucks

if you need it

you're actually pissing me off now i am

literally in the middle of streaming you

want me to get in my [ __ ] car and go

buy a measuring tape go bring me a

measuring thing you're in you're in la

don't they have like 30 minute amazon

prime

they got like ubers right

i'm gonna uber eat some measuring tape

right [ __ ] now you could

measuring

tape

you know we're like late stage

capitalism you can buy shut the [ __ ] up

amazon has 30 minute delivery

hell yeah dude

jeff bezos is on it

and this can i really just order [ __ ]

from amazon from here

[ __ ] yeah for within 30 minutes

i think so

let me see

i hate this [ __ ] app i'm not

oh my god

measuring tape

measuring tape

where do i get the 30 second 30 minute

delivery

get it by tomorrow the only [ __ ]

options i have is get it by tomorrow

well it is mlk day so delivery is kind

of you know

it's off today all right so you're a

dylan burns viewer

yeah i loved it and what makes dylan

burns content

dude he's so hilarious he's so

knowledgeable about like the middle east

stuff it's just what is he knowledgeable

about because i wiped the fl he brought

a binder to our taiwan debate and i

wiped him without even preparing why why

why wouldn't

why wouldn't you bring a binder

if you were going to cover every do you

know how big foreign policy is

which she knows nothing about

you brought his whole binder of

information

his binder didn't help him he got

destroyed

he thought taiwanese indigenous [ __ ]

uh

history and struggle is the same as the

taiwan independence movement he tried to

make it seem like there's a [ __ ]

continuity

he tried to make it seem like taiwan's a

country because the indigenous even

though all the indigenous support

[ __ ] the kmt

he tried to say taiwan's gonna fight for

its independence

even though the military is heavily kmt

and they don't believe in independence

well that's why they have the united

states as a partner exactly because he's

just a [ __ ] white supremacist

imperialist

he wants he wants america

he wants america

conveniently the

state that came from the the british

and i'm not saying america is as bad as

i'm not saying america is bad as the

british i'm just saying conveniently

there's just some continuity of anglo

continuity

conveniently america is going to go bus

around china after what the british did

with opium war conveniently

it's pretty convenient but you know

everybody has to pick their side

all right so what any final words

because hypothetically your manhood was

taken hypothetically you submitted

before the con hypothetically you became

i mean i'm taller than you so i don't

know how i did that

did you order your measuring tape first

of all you can order a collar you don't

have anything close to my [ __ ] energy

you have nothing close to my width you

have nothing close to my swagger you

have nothing close to my swag you're not

pushing i mean nothing about you is pete

nothing about you is p then why these

dudes out here thinking if you're 510

you can [ __ ] flex you can't flex it

for 510 you can flex if you're 6'4 and

above flex i gotta look down you can

flex if you're six four and above and

you're wide if you're six if you're tall

and you don't have the width to make up

for it you are a [ __ ] pencil do you

want the width on you i mean

in terms of by the way

there's different types of width

oh yeah

obviously i get my i get my width for my

spartan curls

you can't do spartan curls film yourself

doing i you know you talk [ __ ] about

spartan girls but you can't [ __ ] do

them now can you i'll do it i'll send

you a clip oh you can

yeah oh really

yes yeah tomorrow and how much can you

do how much can you do with sparring

curls i could probably do

like

15 reps not reps i won't wait

probably like 150.

all right send me the video of you doing

150

spartan girls

no 15

not 150.

fifth i just don't respect that i'm

sorry if you're what do you mean why if

you are a woman or a child i will

respect that

i started with 30s

i started with 30s i started with 30s

yeah i started like two years ago too

but we all make i started with 30s

and i worked my own 65. you start you

using 15

15 65 15

iris if you're if you're uh if you have

a female physique i can respect that

because you know whatever and by the way

i'm pretty sure i don't have a dwarf i'm

pretty sure that dumbbells below 25 are

just for women right or is that not

i don't own any under 25.

i'm pretty sure below 20 it's uh

for women

well i i do

i have 275 so

so you're a dylan viewer and this is

what a dylan what up vayak i haven't

seen you well man these are what dylan

viewers are like

well if dylan viewers can do more

spartan girls than you then i guess so

they can't and first of all they already

have

this is not related to dylan at all but

i remember in middle school i i was um i

used to talk [ __ ] about people behind

their back like with friends and stuff

and there was this one dude

who is fat

but not like traditional fat but more

kind of like

a weird just this uncoordinated

earthquake seismic kind of

like whatever and i used to call him a

fat

wait was this before or after you

dropped out of law school

um oh i'm gonna keep repeating lies that

annoy has because they're not true

purely because they're not true

well

did you not drop out

no i didn't

are you still going

i'm on one year leave

how

when did that year start

last fall

last fall

so the last semester you went to was the

beginning of

2021

yeah

so when do you plan on going back next

fall

i'll go back i might never go back i

don't know i haven't decided so you

dropped out no i didn't i that's what

you [ __ ] people don't understand

if i'm still thinking or considering

something it doesn't mean i came to a

decision

well you could think about it first time

you drop down

you drop down sign you drop down says

who

according to whom

says you

no i didn't dropping out means i

formally tell them i'm not going

back that's what dropping out means did

you register for new classes

you don't drop out by not registering

you drop out by [ __ ] telling them you

drop out

i mean i'm not sure that's how it works

i mean

you're in law school right so you know

how it works right

what do you do for a living

i'm a student

in what engineering

i don't know why you're dodging the

question and how does how does it feel

you plan on going how does it feel

how does it feel to have a boring

purposeless life

how does it feel to drop out of law

school

i wouldn't know

you'll know when i don't know when will

he admit it

if i drop out of law school it's because

my streaming career became so successful

that it's a better path so how is it an

own

it's a little bit of an owner

you're dodging law school like you're

dodging the boxing match

if i'm be more successful as a [ __ ]

media person in law school how's that

dodging

well you might be but then you just

gotta admit you dropped out

and what's the problem with that

there's nothing wrong with it

so why bring it up

because you deny it

because it's not true

what's wrong with it being true

there wouldn't be

it's just not so why you why are you

denying that it's true

because it's literally not true

so so when does it become true

when i actually drop out

so if i never go to the school so if you

just go like 50 years without telling

them that you're not coming back you

never technically drop out

if i drop out of law school i'm going to

say it on stream the minute i do it

the minute i decide to i'm gonna say i

did it

so you have to go on stream to drop out

of high school or drop out of college

is this what dylan teaches you on stream

how to think no dylan teaches me about

taiwan independence

that's what i really need he teaches you

how to get wrecked in debates then

i mean

i don't think i've brought up a single

point that i've lost

you've lost every single point

i mean

you're five five you dropped out of law

school you don't know how to order a

measuring tape

that's the only thing you're right about

is i don't know how to [ __ ] order a

measuring tape that's the one thing

you're correct on literally the only

thing

well you done you didn't offer any

pushback on there anything else

all right brandon um

the question is brandon uh

what do you have going for you in your

life

i'm a student

i'm an entire show right now so

why so it's monday night why are you

spending your time on my [ __ ] vc

doing this celebrating mlk day

why can't you actually get a life

cause i'm celebrating mlk day

do you not care about mike or martin

luther