UCLA COLLEGE LIBS CONFRONT THE CHAIRMAN
2025-07-22T01:08:27+00:00
Muted.
Now we're good.
Wait, ones, ones, ones.
God, perfect.
Okay, go far away.
March on, we have to test it.
Go far away, see if the mic is working.
Okay, we're here.
Okay.
What's up, y'all?
Sir, sir, let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
Let's sit down.
Come on, have a seat, please.
This is an open forum for the people.
You're going to win $1,000 if you can win a debate.
Yes.
Take a seat, take a seat, please.
Take a seat, please, sir.
We're a civilized people.
Sir, so what what seems to be your disagreement with us?
Because it seems like a no-brainer.
Well you seem I was talking to your friend here earlier.
You seem to not be communist, you seem to be capitalist, which is the right system, and you were talking about China, which is now a capitalist society, and saying that they're all great and powerful.
They're a capitalist society that has an executive person who controls the government and takes power over the people.
So are you okay with us nationalizing our major corporations and turning them into state-owned enterprises and having 80% of our entire economy hinge upon these nationalized enterprises?
No, that's a horrible idea.
Okay, but that's what China has.
Yeah, and that's a horrible idea.
So is that capitalism?
It's a version of capitalism, yes.
But you just said capitalism was good, so...
Capitalism isn't always good.
There are capital capitalism is a system of economics.
It's not a system of government.
China has a different system of government.
But economically, the state-owned enterprises control most of the economy, do they not?
In China, yes, they do.
So that's capitalist, according to you?
Well, they're controlled by the state.
It is.
They are controlled by the state.
So yes, they are still capitalist.
So what is a controlled by the state?
Okay, so what would it look like for there to be...
Oh, I see, it's not economics.
So what does it mean for there to be socialist economics?
Can you explain?
No, you can explain that.
Aren't you the expert in socialism here?
Oh, no, I am, and you're completely wrong about everything.
But I want to give you the opportunity.
Well, what am I wrong about?
Well, you're wrong about this absurd notion that you can have an economy almost completely planned by the state and working for the public good and still be capitalist, even though the definition of capitalism is a mode of production in which capital is in command and everything is for capital as in profit.
Whereas in China, they have state-backed banks that their credit, they take it out at a loss to build public infrastructure for the common good, and then later it pays for themselves.
But that's not a capitalistic way of running your economy.
Economy works?
Yes, I do.
It never started to be capitalist?
It never started to be capitalist.
All that happened was they started to tap into the world market using their system of socialist planning.
It wasn't the world market, it was capitalism society at first, which helped them to benefit.
The reason China's in the place it is today and not the place it was in 50 years ago is because they started using capitalism.
The only reason China is where it is today is because of the foundation they had under Mao.
Now the foundation was not sufficient for a widely state-controlled government, not for communism.
You're arguing for a system of government that the state controlled that.
So you think communism has never been tried?
Comp no, I do not think that.
But you sound like a liptard.
A l a liptard?
You sound like one of those people that say, oh, there's never been real communism.
Communism has tried and it has failed.
Yes.
Where was it tried?
It was tried in Russia.
Okay.
Where else?
It was tried in China.
Well, China and Russia both had markets under their communist system.
Can you explain how they're capitalist by communist by your definition and not China today?
What's up?
Repeat the question.
Well, both the Soviet Union and Mao's China had a private sector with markets.
So how are they communist?
So you're saying there was no true communism.
Is that what you're saying?
I mean, I guess, yeah, by your definition.
But that's like lip-tarted.
Is it?
It sounds like some lip-tart shit.
I guess it is.
I guess it is.
Sorry.
So when are you dying your hair blue?
I don't think it looks very blue.
I mean...
No, not yet, but you're transforming.
I don't get your points here because I don't really understand what you stand for if you stand for communism, if you stand for aggressive.
Sir, let me, I don't mean to interrupt.
Communism is when you run the economy for the common good.
That's what it means.
It's not more simple than that.
Capitalism does run the economy for the common good.
Capitalism is when the economy...
Here today, having a house, you have clothes, you have food under capitalism.
No, that's because the socialist China billed out the world after 2008.
Otherwise, we'd be living in tents.
Well, that's very interesting.
I guess I have to step away from that.
I gotta go.
So you concede.
Well, you're saying that China built our government, which I disagree with.
It built the entire world economy after 2008.
Well, that's a point of view that I don't think I can argue with today.
So you concede?
I don't concede.
Will you say you have submitted to the con?
No, I would not.
I'll say goodbye.
Will you admit that I conquered this entire campus?
No, I would not.
Do you have professors that would disagree with me?
I do not have professors.
No, I'm in high school.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Good luck on your future.
Random people here.
They're like.
Arguing with literal children.
What the hell?
Welcome to the live stream.
What's good, everybody?
Yo, Malumbo's here.
What's going on, Malumbo?
I saw your tassel.
You didn't even shake hands.
You didn't ask a name.
You just came right for the juggler.
Because I was so pissed off setting this shit up.
It was like fucking, oh my god, it took me like 30 minutes.
This phone died, and it's not even charging, by the way.
I don't know what's going on.
It'll be like that.
Yeah, so, but now the stream is back.
By the way, guys, I can't even look at the chat because this phone is still dead.
It's saying plug it into a charger.
It's not even.
We want the background.
This charger didn't even work.
Yeah, let's put let's put some mu put back uh ch uh chairman Mao Bamboo or yeah so crazy.
Yeah, I'm loving the uh I'm loving the Mandarin collar.
Yeah, I told you the only thing we're missing is a Palestinian kefia on my head no, that's fire.
That'd be but um we're a beautiful day here over on the uh UCLA campus.
Um there's a lot more foot traffic than I'd expect on a Monday.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, let's wrap over this beat.
I can give you an ally.
Hey, hey, hey, communism.
Zapatismo, 36 sums.
Yo, Zapatismo, let's go.
Study Mazedonga Filipino study Mao Zedong, don't be holding your tongue.
You go into class, that's a bunch of ass.
This entire campus is full of shit.
Every single professor running from me.
Oh, what?
Hey, hey.
From the past of this day, relay the name of my pain.
Young nigga come through.
Ha fine, I got nothing.
I got nothing.
Bro, he's so shy.
I'm an RBS.
Watch out, y'all.
They're brainwashing you.
Learn the truth from a real professor.
I'm a professor, I have a PhD, I stole it from a debate.
I got two PhDs.
I am a doctor, sir.
I'm a doctor.
Don't tell Reddit.
Can't Davo me in real life.
Study Mao Zedong.
Don't be studying that bullshit they teach you here.
Don't tell Reddit either.
You can't downvote me in real life.
I better leave.
And if the government is a government collide in a fight, to make the poverty disseminate, bullets fire hella straight.
Show down and shut it down and tap down.
Study Mao Zedong.
Bro, every time, like the most the greatest debates happen after the phone died.
This phone may die at any point.
I can't, you know, I don't know what's going on.
But, um, actually, can someone pull up the stream so I can see?
Oh, you got it?
I just want to thank people if anything's going on if I'm missing anything.
Oh, I appreciate it, bro.
Thank you.
Oh, now I can see y'all.
Okay, good.
Good shit.
Good shit.
Oh, I see myself.
No shit.
We need the money to be evenly distributed out.
We need an gold here to shut up, motherfucking out.
Tapa Pista Gerdia as soon as the beat played.
My rifle's a little scrappy as mine.
I think I got it.
Indigenous.
Yo, I don't know if I missed William and Wade, but thank you so much, guys, because I'm seeing it up here.
So thank you, brother.
I appreciate it.
Who's got the ox?
Oh okay.
Alright, yo, let's do it.
Freestyle.
Yeah, the crowd.
Malumbo's gonna freestyle.
Get ready.
He's gonna perform.
It's a free show.
Oh, this is fucking crazy.
Alright.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Big chip on my shoulder, baby.
Paranoid boy, I've been going crazy.
Ain't believing what they been telling me lately.
Cause everything they say just goes so crazy.
Yeah, uh, uh, yeah, I gotta check now.
Oh, oh, yeah, they're checking now.
Yeah, so I speak.
I'm with my boy, Haas.
He got gas, not mask.
Relates to class.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Mao was right.
Stong was right.
Toachi men.
Yeah, he was right.
Uncle Ho, he had the hoes.
Made them boys act like hoes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How we liking these bars?
Uh uh the FBI killed MLK They said it today they killed MLK Not even joking they just released the documents today Google that right now shit's crazy yeah
Uh uh yeah.
Unironically, the CIA goes to Africa.
Oh, oh, I missed that a capella.
We're gonna go next.
We need a knakamella.
I'm passing it over to my boy Haz.
I got CIA Africa.
Your text lady is always about signs from the bad message.
What's up?
What's up?
Say that, boy.
Oh now we're good.
We're good.
Let's go.
Let's keep going.
Someone throw me a word.
Someone throw me a word.
I need to.
On the island, Epstein Island.
Epstein list.
Release us.
Release the Epstein List.
Boy, it's not a myth.
Donald Trump's scared to be on that list.
He's definitely on that list.
Definitely on that list.
Every billionaire is a pedophile.
Every single billionaire is a pedophile.
Oh shit, this the little same V?
Okay, yo.
Yo, yo.
By the okay, we're gonna switch it off.
It's hard to is I don't know it's like orange I can how do what do you ride pedophile with?
We're riding pedophiles.
Phenophile.
Crocodile.
Alright, hit me.
Where them Epsy Luss at?
They lied to us.
Donald Trump, AOC, Joe Biden, Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking, what's a pedophile?
Been a been a while that they face the justice, cause they can.
It's rustic.
It's old.
30 maze dunes.
AirPads, AirPods can't block the sound of truth.
Welcome y'all.
This is the new UCLA.
We're taking over our campus now.
Let's all chant.
Our campus!
Our campus!
Our campus!
Our campus!
Welcome, y'all, y'all.
This is the new UCLA.
This is the new school y'all going to.
We run this shit now.
Hi ma'am.
Have a blessed day.
Would you like to share any opinions?
This is an open forum for the people.
It's okay, have a good day.
Hold on, why am I hearing myself?
There we go.
Shut that feedback off.
We're good.
Hi everyone, have a blessed day.
Have a blessed day.
You're on my test.
You're on my tips.
You're on my tip.
Yeah.
Have a blessed day everyone.
I'm the new dean of this school.
Because all the professors don't want to debate me, so I run it now.
They conceded to me.
This is the new UCLA.
We run this shit now.
Don't be talking shit on Reddit.
You can't downvote me in real life.
Say it in real life.
He's gonna go on Reddit, I guarantee.
That dude with glasses, he's gonna go on Reddit.
What up?
This is the new UCLA.
I run this shit now.
Don't go on Reddit.
Definitely going already.
Free, free Palestine.
Free free Palestine.
Death, death to the IDF.
Death, death to the IDF.
Death, death to the IDF.
Death, death to the IDF.
Death, death to the IDF.
Death, death to the IDF.
Bob Village and these best.
Yo, ACP Shogunner with the five.
What's going on, bro?
I see you, bro.
Appreciate you.
Yeah, so you're gonna have a radius.
Bah, ba, ba, ba.
Yeah, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I understand the problem.
Don't hide from the truth.
Seek the truth.
You can't run from the truth.
It'll find you one day.
Make it like background music.
Designers campus.
Banning free speech for American citizens.
You can't deport me!
That's true, I gotta see all my Russia papers.
You can't deport me!
Not yet!
We got freedom of speech for now.
I got this question.
Sources.
Paragraphs, everything was fucking.
What, like the bottom wash a body pump, and then you change something?
Okay.
And there was a really good paper and this professor didn't see it.
This professor was a CIA.
Tell them on the phone the truth.
They got them talking in their phones like crazy people.
What's going on?
All these phones are ruining the generation.
Sayop, what's going on?
Appreciate you.
Have a blessed day, sir.
But remember, AirPods can't block the sound of truth.
See if it's louder though.
Just leave me the carpets there.
Give me some like contemporary shit people are in to a new type of shit.
No, no, no, like no, no, no.
Tell me about like something people like.
Some stupid shit.
All I have is Love Island so far.
Shit.
Listen, guys, they got you watching Love Island to distract you from Epstein Island.
That's true.
Don't be watching that shit.
It's true.
That should be the actual part.
Write that shit down.
It's the best one.
I don't know what else is there.
Free Laboo Boos if you can beat me in a debate.
We got everything.
All y'all professors scared of me.
Get some real education.
What's wrong?
Give me some brain rock guys.
Give me like some shit people are tuned into.
I show speed.
No, I like speed.
I show speed is cool.
China is a beautiful country.
This is the new campus, y'all.
I'm the new dean of this school.
We run this shit now.
Have a blessed day.
But they got you watching Love Island to distract you from Epstein Island.
Free Palestine.
Don't be watching Love Island.
They distract you from Epstein Island.
Love Island is horrible.
What's funny?
Learn the truth.
The professors are lying to you.
They're a bunch of frauds.
Every single one of y'all professors I could destroy in a debate.
All doubt or is the professional?
I mog every professor in this campus.
Every single one is scared of me.
They run from me.
Bunch of Zionists.
Zionist UCLA.
Cowards.
All y'all professors full of shit.
Bring them on down here.
I'll show you a true education.
Y'all in debt anyway, but we're gonna cancel the debt.
Don't be on Reddit.
Can't downvo me in real life.
Can't downvote me in real life.
Free Palestine.
Free Palestine.
They try to cancel me.
They try to ban me.
Here I am.
You can't deport me.
If you can beat me in a rap battle, $5,000.
Y'all are scared, aren't you?
All y'all professors scared of me.
Yeah.
And he's the judge.
We have him signed.
The neutral judge is the guy with the Russia cape.
The Russian flag is actually not.
Yo, can I smoke a cigar here or no?
Can I smoke here?
Does anyone know?
I can't.
You can't?
I can't.
I can smoke a cigar here, right?
You don't have to stay for it here either.
Half this law says no, then you can risk it.
Yo, what if the security comes and I start arguing about shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, who's got the Abe's got a cigar, right?
Where's he at?
Tell him to bring the cutter and a lighter.
I want a cigar.
I'm gonna.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Where's Marcello?
I think he's looking humble.
Free Palestine.
Death, death to the IDF, death, death to the IDF, death, death to the IDF, death, death to the IDF.
This Zionist campus.
Y'all been beating them students.
You can't beat me.
Well
Have a blessed day.
They'll give me a ticket?
Yeah.
Oh, how much?
$500.
What?
$500?
Alright, can I see the chat again?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
Will you tell me?
The hell, Sleeper Cell call me a retard.
The hell it's what I deserve.
Yo, somebody ripped ass, I swear to God.
All y'all professors are afraid of me.
Every single one is inferior to me in knowledge.
In theory and everything.
Every single one.
They got y'all distracted by laboo-boos.
Cause on the Epstein list, you don't know who who.
No Goonie!
Y'all buying La Boo Boos.
Epstein list, you don't know who, who, who?
Big question mark.
You watch and love island.
Who went to that island?
Hey.
I love how the people that came to debate didn't even like contest that they're not getting a thousand.
They're not even like, they're not even like, oh no, I won.
No, they're just giving up.
Yo, guys, I don't know why.
Where's the Stalin sign?
Where's the Stalin sign?
Oh, right here.
It kind of should be like, honestly, switch it with the debate.
If there's a way to have it in the front, that would be sick.
Switch it for the debate one.
Uh no no no yeah maybe switch it with the debate one yeah
There's gotta be like a better way to prop these up.
It's good.
That's good.
Most wide on the restaurant.
Yeah.
Tweakers on the street.
They don't got a beef.
Epstein Liss.
The real tweakers wear suits and ties.
Zelensky is a crackhead.
But we enable his addiction.
The tape is over there, creating more friction.
Let's put the tape under the mix.
What's up, y'all?
Have a blessed day.
But don't be watching Love Island because they're trying to distract you from Epstein Island.
Full squad on the rest here.
Wait, till I've got children.
I love how we're like just everyone who walks by.
Yo, actually, of course, where's the faint of die at?
Yo, yo, yo, who's got the aux?
Put, yeah, put a song.
Yeah, yeah.
We're gonna get Tartaria in this bitch.
Hey, we got some people coming up.
We got some people coming up.
We're actually at Lysenko University guys.
Not UCLA.
Whether it's game day or have training sessions later.
Morning's at home for me.
Wait, what did it say?
Here at home my god.
Having peace with you.
Yeah, Lysenko University.
Every single person who plays football here.
He's alright, I don't have a problem.
Honestly, I don't.
What do you know about Tartaria?
Nothing.
That's why you're wasting away your money on this stupid fake education.
Come get some real stuff in this.
Supper is going to control.
We got one person coming.
Comby sitting like this.
Let me see what that looks like.
That's true.
Every single professor at this campus is afraid of me.
Remember that.
I'm the real professor.
We'd like to hear from you.
Did I miss a 50 from Zapatism?
Yo, Zapatismo, thank you, brother.
My bad if I miss that.
Yeah, I missed something from Zapatismo.
Thank you, brother.
Hello, standard.
Wait, wait, but yo, who's got the ox?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
I got some free.
Let me see.
Before we went to bed on the second night, I just know over here.
But I was like, don't you buy shoes?
How's it going, sir?
Would you like to learn the truth?
Share your opinion, don't be afraid.
Don't post it on Reddit, post it here, cause you can't downvote me here.
I'm going to go.
How's it going, sir?
All the professors here fear me.
Make it on the low.
Excuse me, sir.
It's time to learn the truth.
It'll follow you.
You can't run from it.
I conquered this entire campus.
I am the conqueror of UCLA.
Mm-hmm.
Don't post it on Reddit.
You can't domo me here.
Hello, sir.
Have a blessed day.
Have a blessed day, y'all.
Don't be afraid of the truth.
Stalin wasn't on the Epstein list.
Ma wasn't on that list.
Alright, should I just like shut the fuck up?
Should people stop getting scared?
I feel like people are scared.
I look like a cra I saw him like
I sound like a crazy man.
I have to accost them.
Should I just be silent?
You just run at people.
You wanna do it?
What I vote I got is that.
That's why you would think I would say most people
Have a blessed day, but remember, they got you watching Love Island.
to distract from Epstein Island.
Okay.
Have a blessed day.
I feel like this whole shit speaks for itself.
I don't gotta be on some crazy shit.
This.
Bro, it matches everything.
Have a blessed day, sir.
They're so capable they walk by.
Bro, get the uh Stalin and Mau in the shot.
Okay.
Have a blessed day, sir.
Tengri blesses you from the blue sky above.
Stalin and Mao are watching.
They bless you as well.
Alright, let's change this.
This this music is terrifying people.
Oh this is a wrapping.
Um no one's working solved.
Yeah, yeah, but put a TikTok or a farming song, yeah.
Put one of those like fucking
Yeah.
What is this shit?
What's up, y'all?
Yeah.
It all starts with you.
It all starts with you.
Everything you ever dreamed.
Everything you ever wanted, everything you ever dreamed of.
It starts with you.
There is no tomorrow.
There's no tomorrow.
There's no tomorrow, only today.
Your professors, they will not teach you the truth.
But I will teach you if you pay me.
This is free, right?
So bad as you want this shit, huh?
Yeah, my social media ran out, so you know I'm finna dick.
I just wanna stack this cake, stay out the way, get a sick.
Ain't nobody gave a damn, but a young nigga say I rich.
I'm giggin' way too hard, yeah, yeah, I'm finna clip.
I just see my whole lifestyle, I just cut off dead weight.
Now they know I'm flying shit.
We always have potential, I'm just cashing in my chips.
Melly might just like step.
Yeah, you cause me don't miss.
I don't give my energy to nobody except my click.
Yeah, I just got a couple BNC and go.
The styling and mouth posters scares the shit out of me.
That's like some real shit.
People get terrified.
She trying to sell me lies, bitch.
I ain't by.
If we ain't talking money, then I'm
This is not charging my phone at all, like, not even a little bit.
Turn this music off.
Absolutely.
Have a blessed day, sir.
How are you?
Hey, love you, bro.
Have a blessed day, y'all.
We love y'all.
Long live China.
Long live Xi Jinping.
Alright.
You niggas ain't there, cause you still gotta pay me homage.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some a lot of the Chinese people come up to us and support us.
They straight up do.
They're like, yo, y'all are chill.
We've had plenty, yeah, yeah.
People come from.
Yeah, the Chinese come and they like this.
I'm young.
We're kinda like here to like, you know.
Get a pulse on.
My name is Jensen.
I'm a team.
Bro, what is this advertisement?
Fucking YouTube, man.
Shit, that was Trick-fil-A.
We're not going there.
We go on YouTube?
Yeah.
Bro, you gotta use the.
Yeah.
When is this like
It's like
Ha ha ha.
Monsieur quiet.
Have a blessed day.
I have never been more uncomfortable in my life.
He started playing that shit.
I didn't know there were lyrics.
And there was like a Chinese family that walked by and was smiling at us.
They were like, oh, y'all are cool.
And I was just like, I didn't know what to say.
I was like, oh, have a blessing.
Bro, who started playing that shit?
What was I supposed to see?
What was that, bro?
Would you like to come up for you, Fool of Man?
No?
I didn't know there were lyrics.
I was like, we'll come around later.
Have a blessed day, y'all.
But remember, we run this campus now.
This is the new UCLA.
Don't sell Reddit!
You can't downvote me in real life.
Every time someone's face looks like they're like a Redditor, that's what I say.
Whenever they're like.
Like, whenever they look like they're like a Redditor, they type on Reddit.
Yeah.
Or they have.
Yeah.
Did you know that genes are fake?
Sir, awaken your mind.
AirPods, you have AirPods.
I can't even tell.
He does, yeah.
They can't block the sound waves of truth.
You get those in your dreams.
Yeah, this is good shit.
Bitch at 18.
One on one, never again.
This is a good one.
This is a good shit.
Yeah, yeah, this is good shit.
I'm having this nobody all of a league.
Games is young and I think I can shoot out some money all under my bed.
Twenty-eight, two, one, me, I'm getting career, nigga, starting with things.
Oh my god, somebody was so enthusiastic and interested.
They came and they did that.
He's gone.
He's gone now.
What the hell?
We're winning everyone over.
Wait, guys, there's so many people.
You guys should like form like a crowd.
And like, wait, everyone, like, start clapping and cheering.
That's like a crowd.
Yeah, coupon.
They don't like pressing.
No, just start clapping and cheering and shit.
Yes!
Yes!
It's my honor.
It's honestly, it's my honor.
It's my great pleasure.
As Aldin.
This is amazing.
This is crazy.
Yes.
The honor's all mine.
He is that guy.
The honor is all mine.
Keep doing it.
She said she don't want to say gun or no.
If y'all are curious why they're clapping.
It's because I just got appointed dean of the entire school.
Marcello is funny.
One on one never again.
See, guys, you can't be boring with this shit.
Like, you just be boring, nobody gives a fuck.
He's returning flyer.
Successful.
You can't be boring.
You can't be overboard.
You know, see how I keep it respectful still?
But we just joke.
You know, we joke a little bit.
We troll a little bit.
That's why you're not.
No, I'm not.
I mean, keep it, keep it, keep it playful.
Conversing?
No, I think people the people who are interested are the ones that come up and like they look.
They observe.
A lot of people just got AirPods in, they just walking by.
That's the issue.
Guys, you don't see it, but there's no one here.
Like, nobody's here.
We get like one person walking by.
Nobody wants to be the first to stop laughing.
What do you think?
How you doing, sir?
We're doing an open forum for the people.
If you want to share your opinions, you don't have to be on camera.
You can just.
Alright, no problem, no problem.
No problem.
It's all good.
It's all good.
This is an open forum.
We believe in free speech.
Austrelle Stanny with the five.
Thank you so much, bro.
Appreciate you.
Appreciate you.
Maybe we need people to like sit down.
Maybe, yeah.
Yeah, because I could be like, yo, please have a seat.
We should make it look a little more Australistani to come.
Uh yeah, since the Iranian guy, there was just that Zoomer kid.
Should I just be like staring still like
Everybody's super stressed out and do better content, right?
Yeah, but
Have a blessed day, sir.
We welcome all opinions.
But you cannot run from the truth.
Pretend.
Oh no no.
Yeah, it's good though.
Alright, alright, I have an idea.
Basically, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna stand on a table and y'all are gonna like pretend to be a crowd and it'll that's how human nature is that it'll attract interest.
You know?
So, so this is what we should do.
Guys, listen, listen.
I have a way to do this.
We basically have a fake crowd.
Everyone's like gathering and I speak.
And that naturally attracts a crowd.
And we just clap after every sentence.
Well, yeah, kind of.
So let's try it.
Maybe not behind the tree.
Where could we do it?
Can you just stand on this table?
This one?
I don't know if people will see me from afar.
It's like a spectacle.
Okay, hold on.
Give me a sec.
Maybe this one.
Alright, everyone should like gather around.
And that's why it's bullshit how we're sending our money to the fake genocidal state of Israel, a fake country.
You know, a lot of people don't understand this.
But we are not.
A sovereign country.
No.
Yo, where is everybody?
Where they're all fucking.
Kyle!
We need more people in the crowd.
This is some social engineering.
Hey, get down from there.
What the hell are you doing?
Listen, it's a simple truth.
Laboo-boos, they're a distraction.
Because on the Epstein list, nobody knows who who.
Yo, he's the book, though.
That's the truth.
You know?
In case y'all are interested, what the hubbub is, something's going on.
Where's the file?
Where are the Epstein files?
We don't know.
Release the list.
We don't know.
Wait, should we pretend like it's antagonistic?
Oh, we hate you.
Hey, fuck you.
No, fuck you.
No, fuck you.
Sorry for swearing.
It's our bad.
I don't like to swear in front of the elderly.
Hey, no, you make me.
It's free speech.
All right, let's argue about pals.
Let's argue about the Uyghurs.
There is no Uyghur genocide.
There are no Uyghurs.
He said there are no Uyghurs.
Uyghur rights.
Oh, no.
Uyghurs.
Uyghur, please.
Excuse me.
I don't know what I just heard.
Look.
Smokers rights.
No.
No.
No.
Sir, do not post this on Reddit because in real life, you can't downvote me.
So if you go to Reddit and talk shit, you're a coward.
He's a fascist post-em.
Remember, Love Island is a distraction from Epstein Island.
It's a beautiful, blessed day.
Stalin and Mao smile upon you from heaven.
You cannot run from the truth.
It's a jogger.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
Bro, you got a Wagner hat.
You're not an antagonist.
Like, no one will believe that shit.
He's got a Wagner hat.
Oh, yeah.
No one knows who a Wagner is.
Alright, guys.
The problem is.
Russia is imperialism.
They're a mass murderer.
Change my mind.
And you know, change my mind.
Let's go.
MK Ultra, MK Ultra.
Where's Hassan?
I know he's 10 minutes away.
Hassan Piker, where are you at, my boy?
Guys, the truth is, everything they're telling us is a lie.
You know, I know where he is.
I know you guys form this crowd naturally, spontaneously, to know the truth, and I'm telling you the truth.
Because who in the group would be in the middle of the day?
What they're saying, what they're saying is a lie.
Like, bro, Hassan Piker is not coming to this thing.
He's like, he gets off here.
Yo, let me go to this.
Let me go to this thing.
Haas is here.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Big fan.
Big fan.
Go to the fight to eat conventions and then, like, Rainbow Bros.
Niggas got to get ghostly.
Welcome.
Have a blessed day.
Have a blessed day.
If you're interested in the truth, why all these people are gathered here?
I guess you can hear it as well.
It's open to the public.
I guess
We already have plenty of people here.
You know, it's like you gotta sell it.
It's like a vendor.
Definitely run up some street moves.
Let's do some street interviews.
Street interviews?
Or what's worth it?
Like you, like, I'll say right here.
Like, yeah, approach people.
Like, be like, hey, do you believe in human rights?
All right, what you want to do for the street interview, you want to kind of like be by that tree the entire time and just like have it constantly one frame.
Don't like follow me around.
So we want to like have it, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
So we'll just like do it like that.
That's not a crazy question.
You have to go to the black girl like, all right, we got to cool with it because it's 13 skins starting problems with the other fish.
Oh, I know that.
I was like, just rest this shit.
Problem is, there's no one passing through.
You gotta pay the toll to walk past.
And no, I'm kidding.
That's illegal.
You have to be on it.
Let's go let's go in front of our thing.
I was like, okay, we'll have pulled a fish and 40% of the fish claim that the other fish beat them to that thing.
Who's the problem?
Sir, please, we won we want to know your opinion.
Sir, you can't run from the truth forever.
It'll catch up to you.
You gotta like walk, people.
Go to Reddit.
Ma'am, please, we want your opinion.
She doesn't have one.
No opinions.
You gotta say the question first.
Oh, okay, that's smart.
Good idea.
Ma'am, what do you think about Palestine?
Comment.
Brave.
Quite brave.
That's a good one, though.
That's perfect.
This Zionist campus has got everyone terrified.
Got everyone terrified.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
We want your guys' opinion.
What do you think of Palestine?
Uh Palestine I think uh is a is a country g that needs freedom.
Sir, what's your name?
Raul.
Raul, pleasure to meet you.
You have a blessed day.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, sir.
There's good people on this campus.
We clap for everyone who has the right opinion.
That's what we do.
Guys, by the way, the stream could end at any moment because of battery.
Yeah, yeah.
He said it deserves freedom.
Hey guys, the crowds are scaring people.
Like, we gotta chill.
Like, y'all are like, y'all are mobbing on this shit.
You gotta chill.
We have to build the wall.
Yeah, we have the wall.
This looks like a fucking ambush, okay?
Like it's like
I should probably sit down actually.
I'll g maybe get up when more people come.
No.
No, I sit down.
Don't worry, you can keep it far away.
You can keep it there that everyone can hear me.
Yo, can I uh can you pull up the stream?
I just want to see very determining.
Abe the spies are going to be.
Bro, I'm not going to debate people that already agree.
Interview Abe the Spies.
See, like, look, at the end of the day, like, people are just trying to get to their business.
But at the end of the day as well,
Like, where are these fucking crazy people that are always like talking shit?
I don't know.
Nobody ever confronts me in real life.
Oh, people always got something to say, I don't know.
You always go, Oh my, if I see Hawes, Oman, where are they at?
In the chapter executives?
Sir, it's very important.
We want your opinion on Palestine.
Why?
Have a blessed day, y'all.
Have a blessed day.
That guy went, hell no.
Scared of being deported.
What are your opinions on Sufi?
So be his thumb.
Have a blessed day.
Stalin and Mao bless you from heaven.
Okay.
Face don't guide your faith.
Shit.
I'm like scaring the shit out of people.
Like I'm blocking the road.
No one will want to pass this road if I just stand like this.
It's like going into the elevator and looking the wrong way.
Here comes the man.
Someone is coming to Roach Roll.
Go in the hurricane.
Sir, have a blessed day.
Stalin and Mao, they bless you from heaven.
Do you bless them back?
Can't say anything on on duty side loss.
Oh, oh, that's true.
Alright, I think he's a he's a security guard.
Sir, we value your opinion.
Please share it with us.
What do you think of this?
You're making a very bold statement.
Do you have an opinion?
No opinion?
I mean persistence is justified.
I'm trying to relate both.
Guys, can someone fix the sign?
Do you agree?
I haven't written much about Stalin or Mao, to be honest, but that that's very humble.
I appreciate that answer.
I do.
And from our perspective, Stalin and Mao were good because they were defending their people's sovereignty from imperialism and they were helping raise their people's productive forces and development.
And they were very unfairly maligned because you know what they say, the victors write history, but China's winning now, but we're still spreading propaganda about their history 'cause we don't like the fact that they're surpassing us.
Yeah, I mean I can agree agree with that, yeah.
I appreciate you, brother.
And um what do you think about the fact they're not releasing the Epstein lists?
I think there should be transparency, you know.
We we deserve to see what our leader is doing, you know, especially our president right now is corrupt.
So I think.
Do you have a do you lean Democrat or Republican or what?
Neither.
Neither.
Yeah, that's how we are too.
With, you know, what what the pr what the candidate is what they're for, you know, they're for the people.
I have one more question.
And uh what do you think about the idea that we're 40 trillion dollars in debt and people are being bogged down with student debt, with medical debt, and that there's only one way to solve this problem, which we just cancel the debt.
Because when Wall Street needed to be bailed out in 2008, we printed money to bail them out under our dime.
We don't bail the people out ever.
So that's one of our that's the first thing on our program is we want to cancel the debts and have a clean slate so that people can get on their feet and actually have opportunity in this country.
We pay enough taxes in California for everybody, right?
So I think canceling the debt for students will be a good idea.
It's just now we have to think about how to raise the money, you know, and I think one of the answers is to raise taxes for billionaires too, you know?
And they have loopholes.
They have loopholes in these offshore islands.
Yeah.
And, you know, ordinary people, we're getting taxed like crazy.
Yeah.
You know?
I think getting rid of the loopholes of the wealth tax will be very important too, you know?
Yeah, yeah, I agree.
I totally agree.
I mean, this is what we believe.
You know, we believe in we believe in that this country needs a radical transformation if it's going to make it into the future because there's a lot of big changes coming because of technology, because of changes with the environment, because of the global situation.
The U.S.
is no longer the top dog.
And we, you know, people think we're extreme and we're radical, but we, in our view, we're just responding to a you know a radical situation basically.
Yeah, I mean I do agree with your statements.
We we're no longer number one, you know, because our government is also so radicalized from either one end to the other depending on the administration, you know, so we need to get back to our roots and people are being divided over small things, you know, small issues like culture stuff and bathrooms.
And everything, right?
So we need to be one people, you know, one country.
And that's the most patriotic thing of all.
Would you agree?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean like the most patriotic thing is that the government should serve the people, not the warmongers.
They work for us.
You know, we fund the government and it's our yeah, because sometimes people, you know, we say the same things and they say, oh, you don't love this country, you're not patriotic.
And I disagree.
I love this country.
I mean, I have dual citizenship, you know, from Guatemala, but I I live here.
I love this country.
You know, so I'm I pay my taxes here.
I live here.
I want everybody, regardless of your religion and ethnicity or cultural background to live a happy life.
You know, we all deserve the same thing, right?
I fully agree.
What's your name, brother?
Dennis?
Dennis, it's a pleasure meeting you.
You have a blessed day.
Thank you too.
Thank you.
You want to check out our website?
Yeah.
Our TikTok and
Hey guys, I don't know if the phone battery's gonna die, but you sh can you check the battery?
It's at forty six.
Oh, we're good, we're good.
Forty six?
Yeah, I got the phone's got a good battery.
Yeah.
Forty six is good.
Yeah.
I just wish my other phone could charge, it's not charging.
That's the issue.
Yeah.
I mean um
Like on one hand there's the p the only people here, like we're not really trolling people.
Every single one is laughing, or most of them, you know.
Most people are laughing.
We're putting smiles on people's faces.
When they're not interested, the least you can do is put a smile on their face, you know?
And uh
But we're hoping that someone would get upset maybe, just so we could, you know, reveal the contradictions, reveal what, you know, what it is, what it is.
Again, a lot of people are angry at me on the internet all the time, but in real life, it just doesn't happen.
The anger doesn't translate in I wonder why, you know.
A lot of people talk tough on the keyboard.
Not in real life.
'Cause why?
'Cause everyone knows I'm about some real shit, that's why.
And that's just the truth, you know?
This person's security, they can't share their opinion.
See uh this person's interested and Abe is talking to him now, he gave him a flyer.
So this could be a new member for all we know, you know?
I do my part, I bring I make people interested, I bring them in and then the people talk to them and it is what it is.
So yeah.
Uh have a blessed day.
Have a blessed day.
Yeah.
Bro, the way that they like crowd to well just show them.
The way they crowd together like that
It's like so intimidating.
It's like so scary to people.
Like they walk by, they're like, What the fuck?
They're about to get people feel like they're about to get jumped or some shit.
You know?
But what can I do?
Guys, you know how scary you look?
You need to like scatter and be chill.
These are like college students.
These are like college students.
These are not like, this is not like the middle of the street.
This is like, these people are like, not built like that to be like taking risks.
Hmm.
They're like smoking cigarettes and shit.
Looking like they're mobbing it up.
Have a blessed day.
Don't be angry at me.
Bro, I'm so sick of this cigarette shit they do.
Like, everyone smokes cigarettes now in the fucking party.
Stop this shit.
I'm banning cigarettes soon.
We're banning them.
You know what demographical people you have in the party then?
We're banning cigarettes.
That's all I can say.
We'll get everyone to drive down.
This terrible habit.
Everyone does it now, it's crazy.
Hehe What the hell?
Have a blessed day, everyone.
Do not be afraid of the truth.
There's the zero population density.
Back up.
Haz is gonna look very small.
Yeah, we have to you can't zoom in?
No, no, it's okay, leave it, leave it.
I can be like small.
Okay, you don't have to see all the details.
Yeah, audio is good, it's transmitting.
We have to walk over here.
It's a trap.
Exactly, exactly.
Oh, it's a trap.
They're basically like blocking the exit.
Well, you're not blocking it, but it people are more incentivized to walk in front.
Everyone loves it.
Imagine walking and like, why would you want to walk past this?
So awkward.
People have social anxiety.
Anxiety!
Keep on finding me.
Anxiety.
Keep on finding me.
Anxiety.
Anxi I hate that fucking song, by the way.
Hell no.
Brother, please.
Freedom of speech.
Don't let the Zionists take it away.
They're trying to take it away.
They can't deport me.
Oh shit, there's people here that could actually get in trouble.
I fucking forgot.
Not everyone here is a citizen.
I didn't fucking remember that.
I gotta be chill.
You know why we gotta be chill, guys?
'Cause some people aren't citizens here.
They can actually get deported.
Fuck.
Or they're like, uh they got green cards and shit.
That crackdown is real.
Fuck.
That's true.
That's true.
But it's okay.
I mean like for example that Iranian guy that's not an example of that.
That guy is straight up like a tether who wants to do regime change because he hates the he's like a Busano basically.
But there's some people that are just like you can tell they would support Palestine, but they're very silent and it could be because they got green cards or some shit.
Which is yeah, it's totally infrared.
But other al also some people just have social anxiety.
No.
No.
No Guys, why are you all like standing in formation, terrifying everyone?
It's like a group of men.
Yeah, we're fucked, we're cooked.
We cooked the whole party.
Yo, what's going on?
I don't know.
Guys, Abe, what's going on?
This mic is also hot.
You got two mics on, one there, one here.
Oh, Jesus.
Yeah, we're so fucked.
What?
Oh, it's fine.
Everything is fine.
Where's the white?
Now no one can hear shit.
Is the stream audio?
I think it's coming from the phone.
How's it going?
Excellent.
Have a good day.
You can hear the phone now, A.
Go reintaction, they just
You want them to hear this?
They can hear me.
No, it was picking up this.
They weren't picking up this.
Our nonsense was getting picked up.
Are you telling me this entire time they're not hearing?
They are hearing both.
Okay.
But now they're just going to yield from there.
So if you can get out, they're going to take this.
Well, can you can you bring this
Alright, Abe, come here, please.
Switch the switch the mics or
Show me the
Alright, we're good.
It's good.
It's all good.
Alright, we're good.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god, the the fucking microphone comes back.
Yes, I know, it's fucked.
It's fine though.
Everything is fine.
We're all good.
Oh no.
Has a real
The one who's been looking at is also the flipper.
I'll wait.
This on your mic's not dead.
Only this one.
That one's dead.
It's not fucking dead.
It's just not de-linked because that stupid shit you did.
Fuck.
Now the stream's gonna end and restart.
Bro, that shit of you ripping it out might have killed it.
You gotta re-allow it to access the streams.
And then
Yeah, we're gonna have to relink it.
No, okay, okay.
There we go.
Okay, now it's back.
Alright, I fixed it, alright?
Just don't rip it out again.
Please.
Alright now.
Alright, we're good.
Just don't rip it out again, please.
Yo, is it good?
Yo, yo, can you hear me?
Bro, can you hear me?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Ones, ones, ones.
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Does it work?
Does it work?
It's too late.
Huh?
It's good.
It's good?
Okay, good.
Bro, it's so funny.
He just ri yanked it out.
Like ripping it out violently.
There's a scooter coming by.
Should I r run in front of them?
Study Mao Zedong, please.
They might go home and start studying Mao Zedong 'cause I said that shit.
Palestine.
Yo, where's Malumbo?
Huh?
I don't know.
It's there.
It is?
Oh, I think he said he was gonna go do some screen editing.
He's down there with Q.
Where?
Is that what's happening?
Yeah, they're down there.
Okay, let's go.
Yeah, walk down.
Just go in front of me.
We'll just leave the shit here.
We can watch it.
Yeah, go in front of me.
Or let's turn it around this way.
Yeah.
Alright, we're gonna go.
Wait, wait.
Can someone grab my iPhone from the table?
Yeah, yeah.
Put it down a little bit.
Here we go.
I'll just hold it.
Thank you.
Appreciate it, bro.
Uh yeah, the battery don't work though.
It's okay.
These dogs are wonderful.
Would you mind if we get them in?
Wonderful dogs.
Wow, huh?
We are the American Communist Party.
Do you agree with us?
So you gotta get it with the hook that we like their dogs.
The hard part is the
I don't know what the fuck that was.
Excuse me, do you study Mao Zedong?
No, you should start.
See, Malumbo got it locked down, but he's actually he's doing it the right way because he's not retarded like me.
We're gonna interview these random people.
What's up, y'all?
What do you think of Xi Jinping?
I think he's a fascist.
I think he's a capitalist.
Yeah.
Why do you hold these opinions?
Because he's genociding Uyghurs, he's encroaching on Taiwan, and he's not freeing Tibet.
You know?
Just start like getting angry and shit.
Make a spectacle.
Yeah, you know, he's all this crap.
Hey, calm down.
You calm down.
No, no.
I can't do this shit.
It's too difficult.
Terrible, Hector.
Uh
People, people.
You see, we should have come here like way earlier.
It's just there was a lot of issues setting things up.
It took a while.
People were trying their best.
So it ended up being later.
But if it was earlier, it'd be a lot more people.
You know?
What up, bro?
Excuse me, sir.
We're doing interviews.
Would you be interested now?
Okay, so if you you're not doing anything, you don't
Hey, you're that Hazguy.
You're that Haz guy.
Who is this?
You're that HazGuy, give me this.
Hey, don't take my mic.
Give me a- Don't take my mic!
Shh, shh.
What?
Bah!
I just uh defended off a crack theme.
Sir, why have you taken the chair?
I have occupied it, like in Palestine.
I occupied it.
Oh my god, Jesus Christ.
So
I think someone older shit.
You could also like set it up on the tripod if that's easier.
Is there a tripod?
Yeah.
There's a tripod.
Oh, oh yeah, I see.
It doesn't go down that much though.
Let's see what it looks like.
You set it down?
Yeah.
Like, okay, let's see.
Okay.
But someone's still asked to like defend it and shit.
Yeah.
Um, it's not terrible.
It's not badly fancy.
Can you like stand by it though?
Yes, yeah.
The whole time?
Yeah.
Okay.
Right?
I got a time on shoe.
Yeah, I think it's perfect.
Guys, it's getting so dead in here that
You might have to wrap it up.
What do you guys think?
Should we wrap it up?
It's getting dead as hell.
Huh?
What?
Wrap it up, yeah?
There's no one here.
I mean, it's nighttime.
It's summer and it's nighttime.
It's over.
Okay, I'm gonna.
I need to check the chat.
Someone, please.
Yeah.
Alright guys, I uh wanted to make this as entertaining as possible.
Um, but it's really empty here.
There's no, the whole campus is like empty.
We came a little too late, but
I hope it was entertaining enough.
We're gonna s I can stream tomorrow, right?
Yeah.
At five in the morning.
It's not gonna be at five in the morning.
No, no, no, they said it's all day, so it don't have to be at five.
No, it's at five thirty.
Why di why is it at five?
That's when they go that's when the truckers are out with stop.
I thought it's all day, no?
No.
No?
Okay, I mean I mean that's eight thirty in the morning on the East Coast.
No, I mean I can do it, it's just uh
Tomorrow's Tuesday, right?
Okay.
And how long are we doing that for?
Okay, I mean it could still be streamed.
Well, that's eight thirty on the East Coast.
Yeah, that's too early for people.
Yeah.
You guys are not.
You can't wake up at 8:30.
We could get, we definitely need to film it.
No, no, focus on getting uh f good filming stuff for it.
Yeah, okay, good, good.
Um no gu I tomorrow here's a I could stream tomorrow, but like um
Somewhere else, like we could go, like to a condensed area.
You know, I just kind of fucking hate like going to like a normy place and like acting retarded.
You know?
I just I don't like it honestly.
I mean it's fun but it's like it gets old.
And um
It it'd be better to go to a place, that's why we come here, to go to a place where like people are passionate about these subjects but like even in a way contrary to us or like opposed to us or whatever.
A that way it's at least interesting, but a lot of people just like don't give a fuck about anything.
Um the museum of tolerance yeah
Yeah, so, you know, um
Yeah.
I mean, we we're probably just gonna wrap it up.
Hold up, hold up.
Did I miss any guys?
Did I miss any donos?
Did I shut out?
I don't think so.
No?
Volatina commits.
They'll let me know.
Guys, did I miss anything?
Is there anyone I missed?
Like the campus is where it's a lot of the college campus people are just trying to fucking get a degree.
No, I didn't miss nothing.
Okay, good.
Alright, guys, I think.
How long has this been going for?
I've been streaming for hours today.
This was good content.
A little bit.
Not the best.
Not.
But it was
It was good.
Like three hours.
Three hours.
It was good, guys.
It was good while it lasted.
But we're gonna wrap it up.
I gotta actually get an iPhone charger for real.
Alright, guys, see you all tomorrow.
Bye-bye.