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all right I have a great announcement uh

Jackson's ditching the Maga rally

and so that's not happening so I'm guess

I'm gonna be streaming all week actually

I asked the showrunners to come

so we'll see I still want to do it I

still want to do it but uh Jackson's not

coming here anymore

um

so I've been dealing with plans I've

been dealing with where I'm going to be

going what I'm going to be doing I think

I'm going to still stay here and try to

do the Maga rally

but

yeah that's the bad news I wanted to

just throw at you by the way if you are

a patreon subscriber to my patreon go

ask

you could ask two questions I'll answer

two of your questions because I pretty

much skipped last week's

so head over to the patreon and ask

whatever question you want tomorrow I'm

going to be answering them so don't

worry about that

now

why didn't I stream yesterday I didn't

stream yesterday because I was caught up

in a lot of fucking bullshit crazy

fucking bullshit that I don't even want

to talk about but just ins insane shit

insane bullshit okay

and I'm not gonna talk about it but I

had a good I didn't trust me I did not

plan on skipping yesterday's stream

I did not want to skip yesterday's

stream but wow truth is Stranger Than

Fiction

you know the old saying goes

truth is fucking Stranger Than Fiction

but here we are

I don't plan on skipping any more days

I don't plan on skipping anything else

and so it's that simple right

still gonna try to do the stuff Saturday

for the Maga rally but we'll see

because I can't go by myself but I'm

gonna still try to do it

in any case

like it's been so long since I've

streamed it's only been a day that I

skipped oh I see I ditched I ditched I

can't afford to be ditching but I did it

anyway because again I trust me I just

just you're gonna have to trust me on

the fact that I had a good reason

you have to trust me on the fact I had a

good good reason

I am so glad to be back I am so glad to

be here streaming in front of millions

of people

once again

I gotta make a video so okay it's other

news other news a Maga communism

infrared vision video is dropping I

don't know when but they're starting to

work on it now they just finished the

script

and I helped edit it

and this one's gonna be less than 10

minutes

and that's the one you're gonna share

with your grandpa and your grandma and

all the any and it's going to be

digestible to people in your life

you can count on that and it's going to

be a next infrared vision video on Maga

communism right because Maga communism

is not a temporary meme to me it's

something we're gonna ride forward and

carry forward for a very long time now I

have to address some drama I have to

address some drama now am I going to

talk about the twitch drama and no I

don't give a fuck about any of that fuck

twitch and fuck everyone on Twitch

except like two people okay fuck twitch

streamers and fuck twitch

I don't give a fuck about twitch it's a

busted ass website everybody's fucking

moving to YouTube anybody and twitch

streamers they're bunch of fucking

scumbags and snakes and they're all

fucking feds federal government agents I

don't fucking know man fucking crazy

shit fuck twitch okay

but the real drama that matters is the

gorilla cell drama So within the

infrasell community the gorilla cell

community and that's something I'm

talking about this today

um there's been some gorilla cell drama

on Twitter okay the gorilla cells have

been going at it with each other or at

least it was publicized

among leftists to the point where you

got you guys made an embarrassment of us

the whole thing you made whoever the

fuck those two I forgot you better

freaking hope you better be glad I

forgot the names of those two guys that

were embarrassed because they had a

public Feud over Cuba and the gorilla so

the gorilla cell Community was having a

feud

and leftists were cheering it on and

shit and what was the feud about it was

about some shit over Cuba or something

and one of them was upset that the I

remember his name is Johnny the Kami

and Johnny is a guy who was making some

pretty outrageous tweets

like he was saying some shit like Cuban

women should be forced to wear hijabs

it's crazy shit like that uh just to

trigger the libs

in resp so he was trying to knock out I

guess this is my interpretation he's

trying to knock out a few birds with one

stone right he's trying to cover all of

the leftists celebrating the uh the LGBT

Family Code and then he was also

addressing the the way you know Ben norn

and the rest were not covering the Iran

uh protests but some of the Guerrilla

cells the other gorilla because

everyone's a gorilla cell who's part of

the community by the way

but they were getting a little upset and

there was like a public Feud over it and

I guess things escalated and I'm gonna

comment on it and I'm gonna say uh

you know

I don't I don't I don't think I I first

of all We're not gonna go against Cuba

okay we're not doing that gotta rain in

it a little bit we're not going against

Cuba you we can condemn the revisionist

you know um

Tendencies within Cuba but we're I mean

we're still for Cuba come on it's Cuba

right we're still Pro Cuba because you

know at the end of the day I mean they

still got their Cuban military they

still got their you know Sovereign Cuban

State yeah Mariella Castro's running

around doing some cringe fucking shit

I mean we're not gonna like join the you

know anti-cuban

you know fucking regime change whatever

effort propaganda effort but that's an

extreme that's that's so Johnny he

posted an extreme gorilla cell tweet

that's on the Very extreme end okay

and I'm not going to condemn him for it

but I'm just saying let's make it a

fringe thing let's not make it the

mainstream all right so it should be

allowed right but like let's let's let's

dial it back a little bit right we

should probably dial it back just a

little bit right

and then um

but with that being said you know that

we should dial it back I think you know

we just

just ignore them just you see crazy shit

just ignore it I mean if you're if

you're an infrasell you can just say

whatever you want and honestly the whole

goal is to just destroy ideologies and

Destroy discourse I mean I don't care

there could be a gorilla cell out there

who's saying yeah I love Kamala Harris

she's the next Kim Jong-un or some shit

I don't you know it's like we're not the

community's not going to be on board

with it probably like it's probably not

going to get a lot of likes if any at

all but I mean you can do it you can do

it I mean nobody cares you anyone if you

have an infrared Pro I mean anyone can

just Don an infrared profile picture and

say whatever they want technically right

just ignore them

just ignore them you know and

you know if if left oh this is

infrared's community I mean is it though

because literally anyone can have it

there was even that guy who had an

infrared profile picture

and he was kind of infiltrating for the

for the Italian futurist fascism shit

and he was like

Nicola bombachi was

and everyone was like oh my God this is

the infrared community no it's not you

know actually those guys are not in for

cells a true infrasell is

um pretty consistent has a pretty

consistent range of views and fascism is

not one of them so someone is

pro-fascism with an infrared profile

picture that's not that's an infiltrator

that's not an infrasell okay

and

I'm starting to lean into the term

infrasell I I know it's used in a

derogatory way at first but I'm starting

to lean into it and the reason I'm

starting to lean into that beautiful

word

is from okay so the words of a Great

Sage and a great forbidden Sith Lord who

has you know he was too powerful we had

to ban him he caused so much trouble

right legitimately he caused a lot of

trouble but he was a very powerful Sith

Lord and his name was default okay and

default

I remember him in the Discord and he was

saying something like

that when the way he practices apps or

apps or he's asexual or something like

he practices abstinence

and it allows him to be like a Jedi or

like it frees up mental energies for the

revolution

and you know what

what I mean before I was really scared

about it it scared me before but now I'm

like you know what an infrasell army of

like fucking Jedis

that sounds fucking cool right

I think that sounds cool

so infrasell is really just it's really

a state of mind right it basically means

no we're not rolling with this we're not

rolling with this shit we're not well

it's keeping it inside Zone we're not

We're not gonna do the infrasound

movement okay

and the reason we're not doing it is

because you know people will take it too

far you know I always think in terms of

the extremes the I always think of like

what extreme will people take this to

and that's why I don't I don't want to

promote it too too much but

I'm not really bothered by the

derogatory term in for sale every time

our enemies call us that I don't know

it's just kind of it's a little bit

based you know and personally every time

you know every time

I have

um you know

every time I you know

I am busting a nut every time I'm you

know doing these sinful activities with

women and stuff

I do feel weaker afterwards I feel like

you know like I've taken some of my

infra infrasell powers and she stole it

from me right so I just kind of feel

like

there's something to it right there is

some there is probably when default said

there's probably truth to it right

and you guys can attest to the same

thing every time

every time you have sex you are weaker

yeah I you're weaker like ideologically

and you're weaker fucking as a you know

as a

you're weaker as like a

political actor

that is just facts that is just facts

it does weaken you I it really does

weaken you really true

so

um so I'm not really bothered by it and

so I'm trying to say I'm not really

bothered by the uh the term

but it I know it's it's uh that I know

there is an in-cell movement right

and the in-cell movement

I think I think the incels are the

people who are upset

and they want to get laid but they

cannot

right

that's that's the incel movement right

well yeah that

I don't know I don't know I don't think

we should get too deep into it right

just the term in for so I don't know it

it's there's power to it

there's power to it

just it just it just like when I when I

think of the word I just I think of like

a default right I just think of like

someone

who is so committed to the cult

that you know that they're so committed

to this movement this cult

that they've forsaken everything

and it just there's a lot of power to it

right a lot of power

so you know

I don't know you I whatever works for

you

that is true then the incels must be the

most powerful men of all

I think since in cells are the ones that

complain about it I think what incels do

is they because they um

desire it so much but they cannot have

it all that desire extinguishes the raw

potency that comes with abstinence so

they just completely extinguish it

and then you know

it's just weakness

but

yeah

uh so anyway you know I'm not on Twitter

anymore but you know the gorilla cells

really need to fucking stop

making a fucking embarrassment of our

Movement by you know just starting to

attack each other why right you don't

want I don't want to ever see two people

with an infrared Globe picture going at

it

right

and

the the gorilla cells or the infercells

they are the Vanguard of the movement

the people whose entire Twitter profile

is dedicated to infrared those people

are like they're the janissaries of the

entire thing they're like the elite

guard

they don't even have a personality

they're literally just infrared people

um but anyway

ah

now I have been having a pretty shitty

time

I've been having a pretty shitty time at

this shitty place that I hate being in I

hate this place that I'm at and I

fucking hate it I can't stand it I hate

these ugly paintings in the back you see

these ugly fucking things in the I hate

them so much I hate them everything

about this shit sucks right this whole

setup sucks and the only saving grace is

this ring light that I bought from Best

Buy otherwise it fucking sucks I want to

get the fuck out of here as soon as

possible

and I don't know either I'm going to LA

or

or

I'm staying I don't know right

or I'm staying in Michigan

but I I was planning on going to La kind

of having second thoughts

because I'm gonna go to La I'm going to

twitchcon

I'm not going to twitchcon itself but

I'm going to uh see some twitch

streamers but I I don't know if I'm

gonna right I don't know if I wanna

I don't even know what I can afford to

at this point to be honest

the lamp is no the lamp is the only

fucking thing that gives this shit

personality right I'm super bummed out

about the the cancellation

the one thing I was looking forward to

is that Maga rally this Saturday so that

that's just oh my God that's like that

was supposed to be that the reason I've

been lacking so much on streams is

because I was like okay this is going to

be the cream of content

and that's gone and it's like fuck

I still wanna I'm gonna find a way to do

it still I'm still gonna find a way but

Jackson will not be there but I feel

like I do need

like a white

I need like a white I need a white boy

basically right I can't just go there by

myself

the Maga rally

I mean I can right but it's it's good to

have it's good to have a white boy right

it's good to have that

but uh yeah we'll see

we'll see

I'm not saying Mago people are racist

I'm just saying like you know I'm I'm

Different I look different

they might they may not trust me they

may think I'm a you know a Hezbollah spy

or something and they may just be like

you know give me they may not be as

trusting as they otherwise would be

right

so yeah

anyway

anyway anyway anyway anyway anyway

this is going to be a spooky themed

stream this stream is going to be very

spookily themed

and why it's going to be spookly themed

is it's going to be about Nick land so

people in the Discord

apparently have discovered

the pneumogram they've discovered all

this esoteric nickland ccru shit it's

just driving people insane so I was I

decided to make my stream themed about

you know maybe an intro little

introduction to nickline very small

introduction to the clan and also bring

that back and relate it to the Ukraine

war and the real significance of

Russia's special military operation as

we all know

one of the pipelines in Russia sorry the

nordstring pipelines have been sabotaged

by America and by the CIA they pretty

much come out in the open and admitted

it am I going to Source my claims no I'm

not go look it up for yourself they I

mean Biden had buy it in and all these

fucking uh you know U.S officials have

repeatedly stated

that yeah they're going to shut down

Nordstrom too and they're gonna it's

over you know it's not happening so yeah

the north stream pipeline was shut down

but there was also there's so someone

has captured a photograph

that actually puts a lot of things into

question as far as the real see

it's not really certain about as far as

like who is responsible for the

nordstream

bombing because it was pretty much a

bombing no way it was man-made and

there's a lot of questions about well

how did that happen right there's a lot

of cat there's camera footage and

there's video footage but some of it has

really called into question you know the

the established narrative

on this whole thing like you know it's

it's really an open question

and the reason it's an open question is

because it's like

you don't know everything

until you get every picture and every

angle right

so you know we have to keep that in mind

and so check this out this is an angle

of revealing who's responsible for the

Nordstrom pipeline detonation

that not a lot of people are looking at

or paying attention to but this is uh

This Is It

now what is this

I mean this looks pretty incriminating

to me

this looks really incriminating if you

ask me I don't know I think this is this

is Smoking Gun evidence actually

you know

I think what this is is Smoking Gun

evidence as far as who did this

you know I I just I don't I think it's

beyond A Reasonable Doubt who else could

it have been right

it's all there well I mean what is she

doing there right why is what kind of

picture is she taking

well apparently this is to save the

environment

and this was done

you know

so this seems very real to me and I

think not the mainstream media is not

reporting on it

for whatever reason oh how mysterious

that the mainstream media wouldn't

report on this of course they're not

going to report on it I mean look how

incriminating it is

right

she couldn't possibly explain the reason

for this no one could

so I I just as far as I'm concerned I

mean this is just very clearly

very clearly set in stone

as far as who's responsible

yeah I'm not gonna go as an eldest

Bureau of journalist dude all right not

gonna do that

well yeah so I mean I don't know it's

it's interesting no one is purporting on

that angle or talking about it

I I think there's a cover-up going on to

be honest right

now but in all seriousness it was

sabotaged by the US it's well known

and

you know

that is beyond any threshold of a doubt

at this point

now the question though is it's getting

cold now how does this harm Russia more

than it harms Europe

I don't know remember when I talked

about last time that Maloney got elected

there's this kind of

change in tune of the right populists in

Europe where they're starting to go

against Russia and be openly anti-russia

and it seems like they're going to lead

the Vanguard against Russia and in the

period of Crisis so because for example

I don't think within the dominant frame

of liberalism

a war against Russia to loot its

resources and just steal its oil can be

justified but if you have these like

far-right ideologies yeah they were they

are well more equipped as far as

providing the causes belly and rationale

for attacking Russia you know with the

whole sub-human shit and all that kind

of you know those claims

so

I think things are getting really cold

right especially now that Russia is

conducted or it's conducted these

referendums to Annex these territories

in eastern Ukraine I think you are going

to see you know an actual War right if

Ukraine attacks these newly annexed

territories that's causes badly that's

an official declaration of war on Russia

and that means Russia is actually going

to bring out its you know big guns

literally and there's going to be a war

now that could be a war against NATO as

well that could be a regional war that

could be a war to save Europe's ass you

know Institute not just regime change at

this point but the outright theft of

Russia's oil resources it's a very high

possibility right historically that's

what the Germans actually were planning

or tried to do with the Soviet Union

it didn't just invade the Soviet Union

because of both of Islam or sub-humans

or anything they did it to steal the

Soviet Union's natural resources and

actually oil in particular right

well something similar seems like it's

going to be inevitable as far as Europe

is concerned

and so when it's it's getting cold but

just not only in terms of the weather

right it's getting cold in terms of wow

ice cold barbarism brutality

it's gonna get ugly

that's what I think I think it's going

to get really ugly

or seems like it is definitely a 100

coming

by next year

at the earliest

or at the latest

I should say

isn't there already a war not formally

people think that the special military

operation term is just some cynical

euphemism it's not there's a

significance for that term within

Russian law

basically

going to war will allow Russia to

actually use the Russian military proper

not just its Special Forces and not just

volunteers to actually declare war

against Ukraine

if Russia declares war against Ukraine

Kiev is fair game right I mean I I don't

know too much about the details of the

war but the full weight of the Russian

Air Force

is also going to be deployed right

I mean I I don't know why people

haven't thought of this but if Russia

wanted to they could easily bring Kiev

to its knees

like overnight

they they're not doing it I mean like

they're not it's not like they're riding

horses it's not like it's fucking Game

of Thrones

oh yeah they repelled us at Kiev so we

have to turn back I mean like you know

Russia has airplanes right you know they

could just like he you know they could

I'm not I wouldn't I would never endorse

that but they could literally just bomb

Kia if they wanted to like to

smithereens

there'd be no way for the ukrainians to

resist it

why do people pretend that like Russia

got repelled and Russia's you know

Russia's Russia's first of all Fighting

the entire Western world right now and

it's basically it has its hands ties

behind it basically has its hands tied

behind its back

Brain still buys gas for mostly I mean I

don't doubt it I don't doubt it at all

I don't doubt it even one bit

YouTube is messing with the Stream

is it really

is it really

yeah it is a spooky topic

after all it is a spooky scary topic

after all

that we're currently engaged in

foreign

so that's basically a rundown of what's

happened recently not much else has

happened I did talk about the Maloney

stuff I talked about the Cuba stuff

and now it's business and I don't really

all I don't talk about the Ukraine war

that often especially not the events but

this seems like a pretty significant you

know point of the war

and I I did want to report on it

however uh there's other things I also

want to report on wow Jesse thank you oh

seven first donation of the stream

congratulations thank you Jesse

appreciate that

truly inspired stuff modern day linen

keep Rising oh thank you Alexandra I'm

glad you appreciated the sub stack

because I mean not a lot of people

understood it at all or liked it

one's in the chat if your stream is

being messed with right now once if the

chat at the stream is like not working

or if it's being messed with

because I see people say that and I'm

just kind of confused like what is

everyone talking about

okay

so weird

it's lagging

yikes

yikes

yikes yikes if it's lagging I don't

think it's lagging I think you're lying

and if you lie you're gonna get banned

I'm just kidding I think it is lagging

for some people

because that's just how it is that's

just how it is that's just how it is

so guys I also wanted to show you

something that happened

uh in New York recently speaking of the

Ukraine

or

and I'll show it to you right now

all right so this is uh Jamal Bowman and

he's a squad member apparently

and he was heckled during his speech

regarding the support or neo-nazis thank

you saber straight up would you say

Traditional Values is seen more commonly

in Russia are socially regressive as

Libs would say no

no what what

no uh no they're uh

they're based

they represent

Humanities values

we do more on climate we could do more

on lowering prescription drug costs we

could do more on gun control we could do

more with regard to the Black Agenda we

can do more congressman

Chris McQueen

they are wearing the Ukrainian they are

wearing the black Sun symbol

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see this is your typical corrupt

politician

this guy doesn't have any beliefs or

principles he doesn't even care about

any of this shit he's like oh shit

he's like oh oh shit just another day at

work

just another day at work

this guy doesn't care about any of the

things he don't even care he's just like

oh shit

you know he doesn't even care

he's not invested in it at all

he's just some fucking you know some

he's just like this politician career

politician he's and he's voting for The

he's voting

for sending money to Ukraine not because

he cares Thank You Drake cheers man the

sub stack was great appreciate that man

appreciate you Drake he's not doing it

because he cares he don't give a fuck

right he's doing it because

he has to he has to vote with his party

don't want to be seen as an outsider

because if he's an outsider he's

yeah this is a career if you can see it

he's like what the fuck I wasn't

prepared I don't I didn't know I had to

give a fuck about this come on I've been

I was primed I was coached about all the

things I had to care about I didn't know

I had to care about this

the same symbol that the Buffalo shooter

used the same symbol that the guy that

the person who almost killed the Vice

President in Argentina used thank you so

much you want to advance the black cause

but you are funding the same people who

you kill in the name of white supremacy

this is the this is the foundation

rock this is the foundation of our

democracy this is what they always say

every time a politician gets heckled

this is their way of disarming it that

they're above it all you see this is our

democracy freedom of speech

you can get on the phone you can be like

hey you a bitch

this is our democracy freedom of speech

freedom of speech

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not stick around and I will have a

conversation with you right after the

end but let me get to the conclusion

stick around I promise I got you

thank you

freedom of speech

so we appreciate value I will talk to

you again

all right that was the video

so freedom of speech okay and then also

I don't know if you guys know this but

Hakeem Hakeem has a new Anthem that just

uh dropped

for his channel

it's the Hakeem anthem I don't you guys

know about this but Hakeem has a new uh

Anthem that he launched for his uh

his videos

and it's like a socialist you know you

like socialist official anthem of the

Hakeem faction of red Libs

and you know Luna oil in them and this

is the anthem of Hakeem

oh

thank you

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foreign

so that's the official Hakeem Anthem

that we're dealing with

the official Hakeem anthem

and what do you say I mean it's a

beautiful Anthem right it's just it's

absolutely like tear to my eye shedding

tears at how beautiful it is

how persuasive it is how wonderful it is

how beautiful it is

absolutely beautiful anthem of the

Hakeem movement

now beyond that

now beyond all that

yeah I know that

I don't think there's much news

I don't think there's much news

Seth

of course

I'm gonna get into the spooky segment of

the stream

okay maybe we should dim the lights

okay in all seriousness

a lot of people have cataloged and

categorized and thought about this

Ukraine war in a lot of different ways

everybody understands it as an event

people we've seen the geopolitical

aspect of it that I've given you from

the Dugan perspective about the Russian

World which is the Western World you

know you've seen this in terms of a

conflict of values between democracy and

authoritarianism

and some like Voss would say it's a

conflict between democracy and Fascism

and the cpusa is actually pretty

sympathetic to that position as well

but what is the Deep what about

the aspect of time

nobody thinks about that now do they

what he thinks about that

nobody thinks about time as a Worthy

Dimension why because time can't be

represented

in the same way space can at least space

can be easily represented on a map

when we talk about geopolitics oh that's

easy that's like a it's like a strategy

game right you got the Russia here the

West here and it's it's different bodies

and territories interacting with each

other in a very observable and

phenomenally

distinct way or intelligible way

so time is not something we really think

about when it comes to having a

political Dimension or having a social

Dimension or having some kind of human

dimension

well

uh a good old fellow by the name of

Emmanuel Kant would have a problem with

that view

according to Emmanuel Kant

time is not some passive succession of

change that just exists outside of us in

the real world for Emmanuel Kant the

succession of change

and the ability to experience time

is Transcendental

what that means it being transcendental

is basically that

it

it's part of the way in which we filter

reality in a human way as human beings

as human beings

there's a difference between the reality

outside of us and the reality we

experience in our finite experience and

for Kant the trans these transcendental

structures of the Mind basically Bend

twist and filter reality in a way that

makes it intelligible to our minds or

more specifically to our intellect

and for Kant

there are synthetic apriori categories

right of the Mind

now

I'm not going to get into the analytics

synthetic Distinction on what the

significance of that is but synthetic a

priori basically means it's a priori

but it's not just analytic it's not just

an A logical Axiom like a equals a it's

synthetic right it has content somehow

and the two synthetic apriori categories

sorry the true true the synthetic

apriori uh aesthetic for Kant is divided

into time and space time and space are

synthetic apriori for Kant

but time that means not just space but

also time now we can see how space can

be something you know socially or

transcendentally mediated for example if

I pull up a picture of the Earth on a

map

you're going to see a bunch of different

countries and a bunch of different

borders those are all man-made so space

in this case is something we as human

beings are projecting onto our world and

dividing in ways that are not given or

at least that are not you know just out

there

it has this involvement through our

experience

well Kant also says the same thing is

true for Tai

the way in which we measure time isn't

just given it's not like we're just here

and that things are just moving and

we're just passively observing it we are

filtering the succession of change

the way in which we experience time is

Transcendental it's something that's

conditioned socially and historically

and societally and politically through

institutions think of the Big Ben

grandfather clock in England

right it's this great big Grandfather

Clock Tower which is regulating this

singular and United coherent experience

of change in the form of the grandfather

clock linear time

chronic time that is irreversible that

flows in One Direction

and which is more or less

um

static and Universal so all of our

experiences are united by the Big Ben

grandfather clock a day that passes for

you is the same day that passes for me

uh you know at the rate of change more

generally in terms of how we measure

historical events is shared by us in the

same exact way think of news Cycles or

Twitter trending Cycles right that you

see on Twitter we're all experiencing

the same

timeline together

right

a lot of Communists or revolutionaries

or socialists or leftists or radicals

speak about the reorganization of

society usually in spatial terms who's

going to cook the fucking food and who's

going to wash the dishes and who's gonna

wash the toilets and who's going to

organize production here and those are

just like spatial Arrangements right but

nobody thinks about how time and the

experience of time would change

and actually the significance of time is

very important within Marxism Marx for

example talks about the significance of

Labor time right Marx also talks about

the significance of time when it comes

to the Circuit of capital how money is

accumulated MCM money invested in a

commodity to produce more money or a

surplus value that's a Time circuit as

much as it's some kind of spatial

arrangement of relations of production

so time has a very big significance

within Marxism too time is not

considered something passive and just

out there

and of course Walter Benjamin and some

of these more esoteric marxists have

talked about the significance of time

Walter Benjamin recalled that during the

Revolt or the Revolutions of the Paris

commune

revolutionaries allegedly shocked the

clock towers

so as to arrest time itself because time

was considered somehow

counter-revolutionary literally counter

revolutionary they shot these clocks

to realize a moment that is outside of

this unified universalistic modern

synchronous time or temporality

huh

we never think about the subversive

nature of time it's not something we

spend a lot of time doing we think about

subversion usually in spatial terms for

example a partisan gorilla if you read

my Mago communism sub stack which

alludes to Schmidt partisan gorillas

understand in spatial terms a partisan

is underground below the surface a

partisan is dwelling in areas out of

sight these are all spatial or even

geographic terms often

Carl Smith uses the example of U-boats

in World War One

used by Germany against Britain

so partisan the theory of the partisan

is also understood in spatial terms only

what would a revolutionary relationship

to time really be

let me get a little spookier and darker

what if the real change

it's a funny word isn't it change

what if the real changes that happen in

our reality

and which determine our reality

don't happen in a spatially apparent way

in the case of one country gobbling up

the territory of another or some kind of

profound change in the relations of

society

that are overt and transparent to us or

you know in in some kind of even the

overthrow of governments what if the

real changes that happen in our society

are somehow invisible to us

and are somehow happening

at a very abstract temporal level

we we understand that there's Wars

in spatial terms

what if there are Wars

on the temporal plane of existence

itself

what if there's time Wars

what if there's time travel

the notion of there being

dissynchronicity

an antagonism at the level of

temporality seems inconceivable to us

and yet how could you be a consistent

revolutionary or a Marxist even without

taking that into consideration

in the case of a spatial conflict

that doesn't really fall all by itself

into the definition of War proper

Klaus vitzian War which is something

I've alluded to earlier is based on the

principle of absolute enmity absolute

enmity entailing actual antagonism

actual all-out War but Wars as there

were represented to us in popular

imagination seem like their outcome is

already decided beforehand two parties

with two

co-synchronous and equally rational

self-interest go to war and it's on the

same plane of existence and it's not

really a war it's really just this thing

that happens at the level of our shared

experience and our shared reality in

other words it's a squabble well Carl

Schmidt recalling on

Lenin's work on guerrilla warfare and

the significance of Lenin more generally

said that that was what Lenin's

perspective on World War One actually

was for Carl Schmidt Lenin's view was

that world war one wasn't even a real

war it was a petty squabble in dispute

between the same ruling class which

preserved the same plane of existence

and kept intact the very same Continuum

of politics and social relations it

didn't actually upset anything

for Carl Schmidt a real war from the

leninist perspective is a revolutionary

war it's a civil war why because that

kind of war is a war at the metaphysical

level it's a war at the level of being

it's a war at the level not just between

two parties going at it but two entirely

different perspectives and projections

of this transcendental plane of

existence that we call Human Society to

absolutely irreconcilable

projections of being itself that's a

real war class war that's what Carl

Schmidt had to say about Lennon

so if we're going to

fulfill

the correct understanding of real war

at least real Klaus vitzian antagonism

and a real revolutionary perspective we

can't just think of revolution in

spatial terms we have to take into

account time just like how there are

discontinuities in space

there's also discontinuities

in time itself time isn't just this

fixed

mono chronic you know succession of

events the way in which events succeed

or the way in which we take account or

take note and observe change

differs there's different ways of doing

that

now that's a pretty on the surface level

uncontroversial thing to say from a

historic level we've measured time

differently

surely you know at the level of having

different calendars the current calendar

that we have isn't the same one that we

had you know 3000 years ago and that one

wasn't the same as the one we that was

had before different geographies have

different calendars there's a Chinese

calendar there's an Islamic calendar

there's the the calendar that we have

there's even the Gregorian calendar

versus the forgot the name the one that

we have that prevails now

so there's all sorts of different ways

of measuring change now the question is

are those just different ways of

measuring the same kind of change or the

same

uh

chronology the same timeline is there

one interrupted timeline

and these are just different ways of

measuring it

well

is there one policy is there one

territory is there one geography no it's

an absurdity right and see across

history how all of those things have

changed

time changes too

now that's a provocative insight

but

it's also a pretty scary insight

if time also changes

how do we know

that what we experience as reality

is as uninterrupted and continuous

as it appears to us

what if there's changes occurring right

before our eyes

that we don't notice

but which nonetheless

determine the actual outcome

of our reality

it's pretty paranoid isn't it what are

the elites doing behind closed doors

what are the real forces moving and

driving our reality what are they up to

what are they planning what's going on

intuitively in our gut feeling we feel

this we feel there's something going on

behind the scenes the problem is that we

usually just jump the gun and just

assume this is happening at the spatial

level behind closed doors thank you

Julius the income measured Time by how

long it took to cook a potato

yeah sure

thank you for the five

we measure time

sorry intuitively we can all sense these

disturbances and we usually understand

these disturbances in terms of

conspiracies that magic is being

practiced by the mass media

there's an occult

that the policies and the events and the

things that we experience are Laden with

this occult quality right this mystical

quality that we can't quite parse

together but we immediately jump the gun

and we

assume

that this is in spatial terms right that

there's a cabal literally behind closed

doors that's a spatial projection and

spatial representation

what if the real conspiracy

is happening

not at the spatial level but at the

temporal level what if that's where real

conflict occurs

disturbances at the level of time

don't really change our reality

in the most overt way

but they do change our reality

in the most real way

even the way in which we depict time

travel

seems to be over determined by the

Prejudice of spatiality

in the case of time travel it's like

Back to the Future where we go to a

different place

what does it mean to go to a different

time rather than go to a different place

in the case of going to a different time

not traveling to the 1960s and literally

being there

you're traveling to a different timeline

a different chronology

not only a different measurement of the

succession of change

but a different consistency

as to the way change

succeeds

that in and of itself is a completely

different timeline

after China's reform and opening up

China more or less had already gone

through what would have been the

equivalent to us as the end of times

apocalypse

China punctured

the world of appearances at the level of

phenomenal reality in its search

for the true content the true

revolutionary essence of all things that

was the cultural revolution

and eventually the cultural revolution

came to an end

came to an end because after having

searched for a true form of proletarian

culture what it basically did in

actuality

was Destroy every instantiation of

phenomenal reality

as a privileged sight of being

in other words phenomenal forms no

longer became the privileged site

of the essence of all reality

no book no play no music no TV show no

consumer good No Object no brand no

painting no PO no poem could suffice to

exhaust the universal truth

of

let's say the Chinese Revolution or

communism

and so

the essence of Chinese communism became

something Transcendent and

transcendental

lying only

in the occult Secret Of The Party

standing above and therefore beyond the

world of phenomenal forms

China more or less to put this in

different terms

concealed

the Revolutionary essence

didn't destroy it it concealed it

it was concealed in the very structure

and form

of the party

and

then Xiao beings reform and opening up

it's not as though the party protected

and insulated itself against this import

seeming importation of capitalist

relations those apparent capitalist

relations which spoiler alert were not

Capital capitalist relations at all

these apparent circuits of capital

accumulation

appear to us as capitalist relations

in reality they fulfill somehow

they measure they are the manifestation

of a socialist chronology

their moments within The Five-Year Plan

mere moments within a greater plan that

was decided before

hand

China after its cultural revolution

didn't simply

didn't actually join the Western world

it severed itself so completely

that in contrast to the Soviet Union

which had merely severed itself

from Western modernity in spatial terms

as a separate Sovereign territory

China had severed itself from Western

modernity

even at the level of the temporal plane

China literally discovered a different

timeline a different chronology

within which it measured its own

existence it measured the succession of

change

happening within

its confines

pretty spooky right Yang Xiaoping said

we have to abide our time and hide our

strength

all the while that it appeared China

joined globalism

something very different was going on

China was on a completely different

trajectory because it was measuring

history in a completely different way at

this point

and so what we experienced as the

Triumph of liberal democracy China was

experiencing as a moment within a bigger

plan

a much bigger plan a plan that couldn't

even be perceived within the frame

of liberal modernity it was somehow

outside of it yet responsible for its

movement China became this kind of

transcendental hyper object moving our

history

and moving the succession of History

while being imperceptible

to the narrow confines of its prevailing

measurement

so a great schism

had occurred at the level of the very

measurement

of chronological change

the very at the very level of the con

continuity of time

and this did not and this did not

openly manifest itself at the level of a

political or territorial

dispute

it was simply this thing this hidden

thing that happened

in a reality that seems like it's the

same but it's not

China is a different reality it's like a

completely different world

it but it seems like it's the same world

because

no rupture at the level of spatiality

has occurred

until Russia's special military

operation

which began in late February 2022.

not many theorists have thought about

time

as deeply and as profoundly

and as um scarily if you want

as British

I don't know what I would call him

philosopher

Dearest

make land

for Nick land

as

for almost everyone else in this sphere

of phenomenology time was the question

Ida group for example

arrived at the conclusion that basically

we are time

time is

the unfolding of The Da sign for example

and since then the question of time had

been very pertinent

to all those trying to respond to

Heidegger or fulfill his project

not the least of which uh including

gilis de los

but more deeply if we go into the past

you have these currents in Western

thinking that could probably be

considered counter philosophical or

maybe anti-philosophical

can't

with his notion of the synthetic

apriorian his transcendental structure

of reality

also managed to do something

unprecedented in the history of human

thinking and that is kind of capture all

of being and Reign it in and engage it

into this

prison right this dreary prison of

monochronological

monostructural

and monolithic experience

that was Khan's basic achievement Kant

basically set out to prove a universal

basis for our shared experience and

that's what he accomplished with his

his uh philosophical project

but then

you have thinkers like Nietzsche

who are trying to subvert

this lofty Endeavor of German idealism

people like Nietzsche for example who

are are famous for these Notions like

the eternal return that nothing actually

changes at all

experience of change

is a narrow perspective

in regards

to the real

return of just the same old thing

nothing ever changes

but the way in which nothing ever

changes appears to be different to us

and tragically it's not

every time we think something new occurs

it's just the return of the same old

thing

that's the kantian pers that's the

nietzsian perspective

the moment in which we experience the

most possible novelty is the moment in

which we experience

a return of the same

and what makes that so uh Nick Lan's

words what makes that a black comedy

what makes it so tragical

is that it's not as if we can just say

oh nothing changes so this is how

reality is I'm comfortable with the way

reality is I'm fine with the way reality

is and I've accepted it and come into

terms with it you can't do that right

because reality only asserts what it

sorry

being only asserts what it has always

been

in the very experience of change

that's what makes it so

tragic comical

it's like a sick joke right because

think about it right imagine if we

experience nothing changing

and then we say okay this is all reality

is ever going to amount to be nothing

changes this is it no this is not it

yeah you're gonna experience a change

and precisely at that moment you're

going to experience the return of just

the same old thing there's no escape

from the tragedy

of Eternal recurrence No Escape at all

there's no way to avoid it there's no

way to cope with it

there's no way to dilute

it's disappointment

for us

well more or less Along Comes Nick land

for Nick land I'm not going to really

summarize everything but I'm just going

to explain it in these terms

Nick land

is a guy who likes to think about time

let's just put it that way right

he's someone with a fixation and a focus

specifically on time coming from the

post-structuralist perspective

but land hated the academy he hated

Academia he thought there was something

false and hypocritical

about the the sterility and the

self-conceited and self-satisfied smug

you know

um pretentiousness of these

post-structural academics who didn't

really try to actually arrive at the

fullest conclusions of

who didn't take their conclusions to

their fullest practical consequences

they just kind of dwelled in this place

of you know self-satisfied contentedness

always writing out more fucking books

and novels and journals talk trying to

critique reality in terms of oh um

uh this is the truth behind things he

hated this fucking University academic

system basically right

and Nick land extended that hatred very

far as a delosian

who considered the conceptual

apparatus if you want to call it that of

Gillis de los and the philosophy of

delos to be ultimate tool and weapon

against this disgusting uh

culture of the academy

well the loves was someone who basically

he wrote the book anti-edipus and that's

basically what the Lewis is all about

for de Luz

he wants to go beyond the Freudian

edible relations of patriarchy and it's

kind of like it almost seems like it's

paganism right the Lewis wants to

unleash

um the fullest powers of

the rhizomatic

you know decentralized nature of being

difference pure difference over and

against

there are ways in which

it's domesticated by these monolithic

structures

uh which straight jacket being into just

being one thing

more or less that's kind of the gist of

it right

well land he's called

um

kind of like a Mad Black black magician

delusion

so de los is still like a smiling

optimistic leftist kind of guy and Nick

land he assumes that perspective

but in a really dark and nihilistic way

because for Nick land the purport of any

shared experience or shared reality or

monolithic reality monolithic chronology

any monolithic meaning even of reality

was just a cope

reality proper is chaos proper there's

no consistency to it and there's no

meaning to it meaning is purely

derivative there's no meaning in the

real it's just this decentralized flux

of pure discontinuities numbers more

specifically

you know all of the lofty and grandiose

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Concepts which we invest meaning in

are only to be

should be to quote something like uh

lined up for Savage decoding

into their constituent pure quantitative

Arts so Nick land he does something that

is extremely

um

unique uh and and seemingly paradoxical

from the perspective of any kind of

for example traditional critique of

modernity

Renee guanon described modernity as the

reign of quantity

for reneg went on modernity refers to

the way in which reality

is being

um subsumed by this kind of

quantitization this mathematization of

reality but Nick land opens up the

opposite perspective Nick Lan says no

the wild archaic

remodern if you will reality

is this Savage

reality of code this underlying

um

purely decentralized completely emptied

and devoid of all meaning relations

between numbers these quantities

quantities are Savage Wild and Free

whereas human meaning the sacred if you

will is contrived and artificial so he's

basically it completely inverting the

guanonian perspective

that is typically associated with the

critique of modernity

numbers are wild and Savage right

Nick line he describes it like uh

Cosmic

I'm not sure but it's it's precisely

sacral meaning as the as when Alma put

it which is apps which is like

artificially contrived and it needs to

be protected with this abstract security

system

that protects

protects uh some kind of Center against

the underworld of reality

in any case

with this view by land comes an

understanding or a view also of

linear and irreversible time

being this kind of form of gaslighting

if you want

for land

he I have to explain the high Precision

stuff as well but okay I'm just gonna

explain the thing first then explain

what a hyperstition is and why it would

be a hyperstition

so thank you Jackson for the raid but

also fuck you for dishing

the um

the uh the Maga stuff

anyway

the uh

for Nick land he tries and he uses as a

conceptual device

to make us think about a conspiracy and

the conspiracy is called the

architectonic order of the eschaton okay

and the architectonic Order of the

eschaton is this all pervasive and

all-encompassing conspiracy which

assimilates the Wild and Savage

um forces of

change basically of temper temporal

change into a monolithic and shared

experience of reality

and that's why it's a conspiracy by the

way because it has to kind of

it has to be like this octopus with

tentacles or probably the Lowe's would

describe it as a tree which is another

um symbol of tyranny for delos

which basically has to assail and

domesticate these wild flux and forces

going in all possible directions into

one shared experience of reality

and for land that's called the

architectonic order of the eschaton

and you could see why he falls with that

he because it's it's like an it's like

an architecture they're they're creating

this

architecture

of an eschaton an eschaton basically

gives

one conclusion

to reality eschatology is about the end

of times so if eschatology is therefore

also about the ends of time like what

what conclusion is time going in the

direction of fulfilling

and if there's one eschaton all forces

of temporal change flux basically go in

that direction I have to keep in mind uh

nickline has never understood Hegel he's

not a hegelian

also Nick Dugan is not a hit alien

either Hegel is

uh something I have to

filter these people through because at

the end of the day I'm exploring these

thinkers from a distance I'm a Marxist

leninist super hegelian

and I'm exploring these thinkers right

so I can perceive their mistakes and

their shortcomings

while also

um understanding their perspective

but because of that

Nick land has always remained within

this very binary content perspective

According to which

yeah I was just kind of butchering it

but according to which you have reality

on the one hand real the real the real

thing the real reality right real

reality and then the shared Human

Experience of reality

so it's the same thing the architectonic

order of the eschaton for land is a

conspiracy in which the real becomes

domesticated by this shared Human

Experience in the form of the modern

Universal state

the modern Universal state

and

what land is saying this is the

conspiracy in the absence of which there

would be no shared experience of reality

reality would invade us from all all

sorts of alien forces

would invade us from all possible

perspectives

and you know

we could not

domesticate them within any frame of

meaning

um

the time would rather than be linear and

irreversible

disperse into this kind of flat plane of

imminence it would be aeonic time

Eternal time time that always was always

will be

eternity proper if you will

chaos is another way of referring to

that

or at least you can call it chaotic

yeah it is kind of hobbsian in a way

kind of it is in a way but because land

is a revolutionary

especially at this moment in his life

land wants to blow up

the structure of of common human

experience in general

and by the way when I say Human

Experience understand that land does not

understand human Beyond institution he

hates the institution and his hatred of

Institutions extends to a type of

misanthropy for light a hatred of

humanity land identifies Man In general

the abstraction that is Humanity with

the Universal Man of Western modernity

so it's an Institutional subject

lands view is like okay in the absence

of the French Universal Man

what Humanity exists it's just like you

know a bunch of different people and a

different you know lines of genetic code

there's no shared human species

so that's also lands anti-humanism

that's where he's coming from with his

anti-humanism

keep in mind I I think this is a very

short-sighted perspective

um and I could probably explain why in

another stream but I just want to

introduce you to Nick land this is a

very scary guy

very scary guy or

um the conclusions he arrives at are

very scary and spooky to think about we

are nearing Halloween and it's just you

know it's It's a Spooky um time

right

it's fun

so

yeah it's kind of a dark cops well he's

British he's coming from that

perspective

but behind everything right behind

everything that we invest in meaning

behind all of this is just some very

cold impersonal and Alien Force driving

reality

by the way nickline is known as the

being an accelerationist so what is

accelerationism uh given that

perspective right all accelerationism

basically means is

um

I guess uh

that

things basically we have this

architectonic order of the eschaton

right but capitalism

is moving too fast for the conspiracy

to

assimilate it's just moving too fast

before you could even think to assail it

within a common frame of meaning

things are moving

uh and succeeding and changing in ways

that cannot be domesticated so

accelerationism is a basically a current

of thought

that tries to ironically make sense of

that fact not so it's not a normative

project it's not a a practical project

where people want to do things it's not

about doing anything it's about

coming to terms with something that is

happening

or supposedly happening

and acceleration in reality that is

overloading the system

the system by which we establish a

shared experience

of being

so Revolution

thank you Miriam appreciate that

so without delving too much farther into

the history of landian thought because

it goes pretty far

and it comes it stumbles upon very uh

insurmountable limitations

am I a landian uh if I am I'm not only a

landian because it's not enough it it

clearly reaches a um

a ceiling of some kind so land think he

seems like the total opposite of Dugan

basically right but there's similarities

purely at the level of they seem like

they're partisans land seems like a

gorilla partisan at the level of time

and Dugan seems like a gorilla partisan

at the level of space

that probably sums up and explains their

differences

also one is British and one is Russia so

what could be more different than that

I agree if you want to start with land

start with Duke and I can I can endorse

that I can agree with that

now do I okay so so let me critique land

just just a virtue signal to all the

Hague aliens that I'm not uh you don't

have to purge me I'm not I'm not I don't

agree with land

I don't agree with land's

um narrow County and understanding of

you know aeonic time pure eternity you

know pure plane of imminence of chaos or

whatever

uh the kind of rhizomatic whatever

whatever versus

um the mono

uh

monochronological uh Continuum of time

I I think that is a very narrow and

one-sided

understanding of

the discontinuities in in time basically

I think it's a false dichotomy basically

and it's basically the same critique of

the laws you'll find in Gig I I

weaponize that against land Badu and

Zizek they critique the laws and I stand

by that critique also against Nick Lyon

so that okay so this this contradiction

between pure differences and pure

multiplicity on one hand if you will

right and the One Mono

um

homogeneity on the other

is false

and the reason it's false is because it

does not include the homogeneity in the

imminence of being itself it doesn't

include the split I should rather say in

the imminence of being itself if it

included the split it would have to come

to terms with the fact that reality is

dialectical it's the unity of opposites

there's an irreducible split and

antagonism or at least some kind of

difference at the heart of being itself

so pure imminence is an impossibility

because Transcendence

is a part of imminence so it's what

Hegel it's this it's just hegel's

critique of Kant okay it's nothing more

hegel's critique of content Spinoza it's

the same thing okay

so with that being said

um

to me Nick land's contribution

is

opening the intellect up

to discontinuities

at the level of time

Nick land does for time what Dugan does

for space

even if I don't agree with Nick land's

view of the architectonic order of the

eschaton which by the way is a

hyperstition and what a hyperstition is

is that it's it's kind of like a fiction

which is more true

than fact

it's a kind of fiction that

uh Verge that that captures or gives

expression to Virtual orientations in

reality that facts are not capable of

so that's a high Precision basically

also another critique of land I have

is that

I don't think the structure of time he

describes

it's ironic to call it that

I think he critiques

modern uh linear whatever time but he

doesn't oppose that to some kind of like

wild Flux Of temporal succession

he uh he counterposes it with a very

clear

consistent kind of retro causal

um spiral like

uh model of temporality which I think is

also

thank you so much Derek appreciate that

so much which is also my dialectical

method

thank you there which is also mono mono

um

land also is the kind of monotheist but

he's a Muslim instead of a uh Anglican

basically Nick land should have

converted to Islam

he's looking for a god

but his Anglican the Anglican God of

modernity is

um not adequate so he should adopt the

Muslim one but that's just my advice

right

anyway

um

what does that have to do with the

Ukraine war

well previously I described to you

what China did

uh China punctured the fabric of

the temporal plane of modernity as we

know it

it hit its time and its bid its strength

a sailing

modern temporal succession into a

grander scheme that can be understood

Within

the measurement of that same modern

temporal succession

if China did that that has some spatial

consequences

just like

the arrival of dawn

as spatial consequences

for grandfather clock

when Dawn comes what happens

sorry I could be getting this wrong too

the grandfather clock

not only does it move its hand

it rings makes a sound

marking this event

that is what Russia has done in Ukraine

Russia realizes a spatial consequences

of the Chinese time War

that has been happening that's been

going on for decades and Russia has

simply received its calling

Russia has received the calling of what

China has already done

and decided to announce to the world

that the reign of anglo-saxon modernity

which Nick land will probably call the

architectonic order of the eschatants

the same thing is over and we thought

this whole time

that there was a pure continuity because

of our ignorance

but we didn't know that this whole time

it quite literally overthrows

it overthrows and it breaks

the

prevailing order as we know it

but it's crucial that people understand

so as to not possess an uh some kind of

um

narrow volunteeristic view that randomly

Putin woke up on the wrong side of the

bed one day and he just attacked Ukraine

and that's how this started

in reality

what's happened

in reality what's happened

is that the work that gives meaning or

at least gives ground to the special

military operation

was happening all this time

for decades before

specifically in

um

taking like economic form in the way in

which the Chinese economy was overtaking

the American one all the work was

happening underneath

as Marx described the sound under

Shakespeare's stage

and Russia is just the old mole who has

popped up from the ground

and we think the mole came from nowhere

but the whole time that it was the noise

tapping on the stage

below the stage

well-borrowed old Mall

that's the saying for Marx

and that's what we say to Russia

so that's my

um lecture

on what Nick land can teach us about the

Ukraine war

the war is not just a territorial change

it's a change

at the level of time

itself

this is a very brief introduction to the

ideas of Nick land and accelerationism

and it's by no means comprehensive and

I'll spend another video or stream

introducing that

what does off a bean mean and is that

relevant to me in any way

what does off of being mean what does

that even mean

thank you trapsui what do you think of

yuck away

oh he's brilliant I recommend him a

thousand percent

I'm gonna confess I didn't read his

whole book and I want to read the whole

thing I didn't read the whole thing

but I really recommend him

the question of technology in China I

really recommend it

he's brilliant but I didn't read the

whole book unfortunately I do want to

though and I do plan on it

no he's like what is he known for

Stephen cool answer it right now Stephen

all right what's he known for he's

actually one of the only what did he pop

off for which one

he's actually one of the only people who

came up with the original stream ideas

and made content enough to post on

YouTube every day and that is very hard

so I have a lot of respect for him okay

how did he come up what's the video game

because he actually post his own videos

and then just have his mom do it for him

it sounds boring it just sounds boring

it's so crazy how all the twitch people

came to YouTube you know

it's actually crazy

like you know train wrecks is coming to

YouTube now

I guess I guess I left so everyone's

following me you know I got banned from

twitch and twitch just collapsed

isn't that fucking insane

I get banned from twitch

and instead of me missing out and like

oh yeah everyone's on Twitch and you're

excluded has instead of that happening

twitch just collapses

what a pathetic platform you kicked me

out to exclude me and everyone's leaving

it and I didn't even do anything

everyone's literally leaving that

fucking website

it's it's literally they're they're

abandoned abandoning shift

fuck abandoning ship

in huge numbers

and it's like I would have probably come

came to YouTube anyway

but I actually want to talk about this

for a second

we all know why I got banned on Twitch

I was warned that I was gonna get banned

if I kept pursuing what I was doing on

Twitch and I didn't care on Twitch I

consistently talked about yeah I want to

go to YouTube I just feel like YouTube's

the place to be I just feel like I

should go to YouTube so I don't care if

I get fucking banned because I'll just

go to YouTube

and then it's what happened and I didn't

give a fuck and and it was and I would

do it again it was worth it

was was getting banned on Twitch worth

it for what I did yes yes yes I have no

remorse and I would do it again

fucking clip me and ship me saying that

shit I don't have any fucking remorse I

want to send them an appointment I don't

have any remorse twitch it was worth it

to me that was worth it to me

that was 100 fucking percent worth it to

me

getting banned from twitch

what would I want to stay on that

shithole fucking platform takes 50 of my

fucking money

for your money

look 50. people were donate to me I had

2 000 Subs

at one point consistently two thousand

Subs okay

and 50 of what's donated to me

they take it

is that fair

fuck them

I mean even YouTube takes a lot YouTube

takes 30 which is still a lot

but I don't really make that much money

on YouTube

well I do just not this month

um but that's okay

thank you Stephen 13. if there is a

nuclear war between Russia and the West

what would you think as it happens

do I have time to think

or do I just

do I have time to think or am I safe or

I would think ah shit shit is getting

real

I would say oh shit this shit got just

got real

I would just say shit is getting real

shit is getting real

oh yeah on Twitter band fucked yeah that

one bothered me Twitter Banning me that

actually did bother me because there's

not really an alternative to Twitter

but I'm Gonna Keep

um

I'm Gonna Keep uh appointing

Representatives

of me on Twitter

so this is how Destiny has bypassed the

band

um what he's done is

and I don't I don't know who he's

talking to

I don't know who he's talking to

but

I and they were saying I don't know who

he's talking to like where is he getting

the advice because I need that fucking

advice because clearly he must know

someone in the fucking Twitter team

who uh knows and determines how this

works I always ask that for people who

keep trying to band evade

have they so first of all

um

I assume you have to get a new phone new

IP address is a given but you could

that's easy to get

but then what he did

is he bought he got an older account

that was made in 2009 or something

and

so far he's he's not been I'm gonna I'm

gonna wait and see what happens to him

but that might just be how to do it you

have to get an old somewhat moderately

active account from 29 2009 it has like

Tweets in 2013. and if you do that you

know um I guess that's how you do it

but I don't know how they're I don't

know how Twitter is measuring the band

of AIDS are they just like saying oh are

you getting this influx of followers of

the same followers and of the same

people interacting engaging your tweets

I don't know how it works right

but you know Elon Musk is he gonna

fucking unban me

let me ask Elon Musk if he's gonna unban

uh will Elon Musk unban

unban

me

okay he's gonna unban Trump

accounts that may be retrieved

after the musk takeover

will I get unbanned

Elon Musk Twitter

will I get unbanned

so Elon Musk I know he's trying to get

out of the Twitter deal I don't know if

he's going to be successful I fear that

he's going to be successful

yeah and he can't back out because

they're suing him right

but I want him to be successful let me

just fucking get my account back yes

if everyone gets on oh my God yeah

that would be so fucking exciting and

it's happening like in a few months so I

could just sit back and wait I could get

my that's my only copium as I might get

my Twitter account back

my only copium is getting my Twitter

account back

and what does moldbug have connections

I'll have to ask moldbug

um but I don't know mold bug

I've actually tried to reach out to him

and I can't and I like I fiercely

disagree with him

and I'm not a fan of Bannon and that

whole milieu but I'm always open to like

you know

establishing channels of communication

especially if you're like if you're

someone in big Tech who can unban me

fuck yeah

they didn't fully disclose uh if Twitter

unbans me that'd be fucking lit right I

don't even give a fuck about twitch if I

could choose Twitter unbanning me versus

twitch Twitter of course Twitter

fucked witch who gives a shit about that

so Haas might be back

on Twitter

if Elon Musk unbans me

if Elon Musk unbans me

yeah speaking of the DeSantis deception

I want to give you some news about

Maloney

take this shit out

so the question of where it's Italy is

going to get its oil

okay

so this is why I don't think Maloney's

going to be having reproachments with

Russia anytime soon take this out

Italy secures enough supplies for winter

without Russian gas

and gas now accounts for just 10 percent

and Yep they're getting it from North

Africa and I suspect it as much

Libya

so yeah Maloney her Masters are in

London I have no

um

reason to think she's going to try to

have reproachment with Russia at the

expense of the EU

why are you laughing you're the only

person Keck Wing in the chat

what are you laughing for

why are you laughing

why are you laughing

what is funny

I'm waiting thank you so much Jennifer

this question may not make sense but do

you think time is malleable if so by

what or whom

um yes it is of course it is

it it's observable in quantum physics

but it's malleable by Nature

like malleability in a way is another

word for time

change right

or is time itself malleable yes

yeah the way in which we

um take note of change

is that malleable oh yeah it is

bends in all directions

from future to past to yada yada

so I would say yes

trans Adriatic pipeline is now Italy's

second gas supplier after Algeria

transatlantic pipeline that carries gas

to Italy from Azerbaijan has become this

country's second largest gas supplier

after Algeria

so yeah they're really scrambling to

replace Russian gas now admittedly this

began under Mario draghi's government

but I do not think we have seen any

indications that Maloney is gonna

deviate

from this View

sorry from this policy

orientation

I've seen nothing to indicate that

at all

absolutely nothing

should we should I watch this Destiny

debate that says bizarre debate with a

Tick-Tock communist

should I do that

should I watch it what do you guys you

guys want to watch it ones if you want

to watch Destiny debate a tick tock

communist

I kind of want to watch it We're not

gonna watch the whole thing but we'll

watch some of it

let's watch some of it

unless it's Eddie

unless it's Midwestern marks is it is it

Midwestern marks if it's not Midwestern

marks I think they're going to make an

embarrassment of themselves

we live in a greedy capitalist society

which you probably agree

about economics

Zoomer what the fuck this is based

Zoomer versus fucking soy millennial

that's what a fucking beautiful debate

I'm so excited

it's about this Boomer Millennial is

gonna get fucking put in their place

based fucking Zoomer

all the Zoomers are gonna do is call him

cringe and fucking do the oh no no no no

dude that fucking laugh meme that's all

you have to do

the reflection

hey hello hello

I cannot hear you I gotta change my

settings

based

testing one two already based can you

try again hey hello hello

hey I hear you just soft I guess

oh well uh how's it going buddy

it's going pretty good I just got off

work what's up uh nothing much I saw you

uh responded to my Tick Tock video I uh

gave you a holler and here we are

yeah good stuff this guy's on Tick Tock

now what the fuck yeah so um I mean yeah

what did you think

well I mean I would say I disagree with

everything that's why I reached out to

talk right

yeah right on

um all right so I made two uh are you a

friend of the Andrew Tate one or I

honestly forgot the other one I made

um one had to do I think with the value

of Labor I don't remember what the

Andrew Tate one was but uh yeah we can

run through both of them if you want

yeah sure okay so value of Labor

yeah so I mean I feel like um I think

the question was how do you like what is

what is the value of any of Labor and an

economy is generally like what people

are willing to pay for it

which usually correlates to the like

supply of people that are able to do

that particular job and then how many

people want that particular job done

yeah

I mean

oh that's this is not true

well

um no that's uh way too specific So In

classical political economy

which is where the Marx context for that

word comes from

value just refers to the worth

very basically the worth of goods

it's not you don't have to overthink it

that's what value is at face value

just that face value classical political

economy value is what it sounds like

right it's the value of things the worth

now when you ask questions like how is

that determined

um saying okay well people are on a

market and it's determined by what

they're willing to pay so supply and

demand

that is um pretty axiomatic and

tautological for a market economy

okay so if we take if we um bracket

supply and demand and just say okay yeah

supply and demand is what

after bracketing supply and demand it

would then determine as it we know

supply and demand but beyond supply and

demand if we just presuppose an

equilibrium state of supply and demand

what determines the differences

in the magnitudes of value that we see

in our economy that's where the labor

Theory comes from and it's coming from

Adam Smith and Ricardo

uh and before them the physiocrats had a

kind of theory of value According to

which

it's based in agricultural

uh production the soil

so you know that's the context for where

that's coming from

yeah but I feel like there's just so

much more we're missing right like I

feel like

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um even even just like geographically if

you're doing the same job in a different

country like your labor is going to be a

different

um a different price

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um yeah it could be because the demand

for that particular job might be

different in different parts of the

world right like let's say I'm a really

good like ice Fisher and I move to

yeah that's no I mean what do you mean

like

the demand for the job is different

no I think the demand is the same right

okay so the demand for manufacturers in

the U.S

I think the difference would be at the

level of Supply if anything right not

necessarily demand or or demand for the

job at the level of the workers

perspective okay I get it

I I still kind of talked logical it

doesn't really explain anything

like okay workers in America want more

compensation

versus ones that live in other countries

uh Florida probably not going to get

paid much

for that job in that location right

supply and demand can change depending

on where you're at geographically

changing like how much you know like

what time period you're in or what the

current demands of the economy are right

I mean yeah sure I gotta ask are you

streaming right now uh yeah yeah yeah

sorry I'm always generated

based on okay where are you streaming on

uh YouTube yo this is such Boomer logic

like if you see a tick tock video I'm

gonna debate it you can't debate a tick

tock video okay

all you could do is just type w or l in

the fucking comments you can't debate it

it's like trying to debate a fucking

music video you can't

that's why Zoomers are better than

Millennials Millennials try to like

get a hold on everything they try to

control everything and like oh I'm gonna

yeah like that's like that's like that's

like when the teacher

it's like when the teacher tries to

debate Siri on their fucking phone right

you know the teachers in class they're

talking to Siri no Siri and they're

trying to fucking debate a robot that's

what it is it's the same shit

youtube.com I got you I got you okay

um yeah I don't know I if I remember

correctly uh from the tick tock

do you want me to I can I can just play

this down it's like a 40 second one if

you want to debate a tick tock you have

to make a better Tick Tock and yes it's

got to be 15 seconds or whatever

and you just got to be like oh your

crayons ah and that's how you win

that's how it works now okay

and debates are the same shit because

debates are all fucking rhetoric anyway

right

so it's like it's just a condensed

version of that

you know

can't just like debate a tick tock you

have to make a counter tick tock

five seconds so I know exactly what you

said and then you want to do that okay

sure stuff okay yeah let me play that

real quick hold on one second

compensated based on the demand for your

particular set of skills why what a

great Point Destiny Let's ignore fuck

this guy

fuck this guy this guy fucking yo this

fucking I'm gonna show you guys some

shit this fucking guy

he fucking made a video about me too

wait he'll probably debate me

go tell him I want to debate him go tell

this fucking guy I want to debate him go

tell him both fucking tell this guy I

want to fucking debate him I didn't know

he debates

you fucking made a video about me too

and I'm looking for it

uh uh original content is that where it

is because someone linked it here

uh yikes where is it

yo where is it

that he made a fucking video about the

Starbucks thing and I'm actually gonna

respond to it right now

and guys you can clip me and ship me and

just respond to him with this clip but I

have to find it

I have to find it

I don't know where it is

where is it

where is it

where did where did you fucking put it

self promo

yo oh my God I can't believe it's gone

um I cannot believe these are fucking

gone oh my God where is it

tick tock

yo man

where is it

where is it at

yo where is it it's in the fucking

Discord somewhere right

original content

no

Maybe

no gotta be show requests

that'd be show requests

uh

uh I don't know what happened I don't

know what fucking happened or maybe it's

in one of my uh telegram things maybe

that's where I saw it

I think I might have seen it in the

telegram

let me see

not in this one

not in this one

well all I have to do is find his

username and I'll fucking get

yeah I just have to find his username

my remedy

let's just find his username and I'll

fucking get it

uh okay this is on

I I can't see that shit man

sounds rain Sousa rain okay I'm gonna

type that in

Suzy rain

tick tock.com slash

Susan ring fuck this guy man this guy

fucking made a video about me too

I think he deleted it

must have deleted it

I can't believe we shut the fuck up dude

oh here it is what if we took all right

so this fucking dumbass

yeah you can clip me responding to him

so here he is

all the Starbucks Baristas and had him

work on the fucking railroad what if we

took all the leftist twitch streamers

and had them read Theory and organize

their communities unfortunately neither

of these proposals are realistic anyway

uh this rhetoric is rooted in devaluing

service workers no I'm not devaluing

service workers objective reality is

devaluing them because their labor is

objectively and materially speaking less

valuable it contributes to a lesser form

of the material alteration of our

surroundings it doesn't actually do

anything to contribute to the production

of any surplus value or material

production and I will school you on a

debate about Marxist Capital as to

whether Starbucks Baristas produce

Surplus value because they don't

according to classical Marxism they

don't okay I'm not the one who's

devaluing them reality is because they

literally do less to change reality and

they do less to produce anything of

actual objective value saying that this

is just a relic of prejudice and culture

is fucking retarded a fucking railroad

worker or a trucker objectively does

more to facilitate production than a

fucking barista

and for some reason and somehow

excluding them from the working class

this is up yeah I don't care if you want

to call them working class but they

don't epitomize the condition of the

universal working class which Marx

defined in terms of being the universal

class of Labor Marx very clearly defined

labor in terms of the material

alteration and transformation of nature

by man

obviously erroneous industrial labor is

no longer the primary face of Labor

okay why isn't yeah

primary face of Labor just because the

majority of people are not industrial

laborers doesn't make it any less

Universal almost at no point in history

actually where the majority of people

industrial laborers they weren't in

Marx's time the majority of people in

Germany were in industrial laborers

majority of people in France weren't

majority of people in Russia never were

hell even in England it's debatable the

only time in which that was the case was

probably the mid 20th century

or maybe leading up to World War One

that doesn't make it any less Universal

as a matter of fact the

industrialization has corresponded to a

war against the working class the reason

people are either jobless or doing

retarded bullshit stupid demeaning

fucking ugly disgusting worthless jobs

like making coffee for people and having

to put a smile on for them is because

the ruling class waged war against the

working class stripping them away of the

minimum of their dignified jobs and

forcing them to do unproductive wasteful

bullshit to maintain their purely

speculative Financial

profits that don't even correspond to

the production of any material value

or I should say material wealth

literally just slavery for the fucking

bankers

so they could secure their fake money

printing credit Machines of debt on debt

on debt upon which by some alchemy they

managed to make profit

that's what you're saying is the working

class shut the fuck up

you fucking dumbass don't fucking come

at me kid I will chew you up and spit

you out and throw you in the fucking

trash can

mercilessly

that's your gigachad red pill

labor looks different today

labor looks different today uh

everyone's fat trans and disabled today

we're not like must shut the fuck up it

doesn't look different

or if it looks different that only

corresponds to the extent to which the

forces of production look different but

the force of the production you can't

just change the definition of what that

is forces of production transform nature

and the material world in a like

definite way those are the forces of

production

Starbucks doesn't fucking do that

Starbucks takes the things we've already

fucking produced it takes the way we've

already transformed nature and merely

rearranges them in an arbitrary way

it doesn't actually produce anything

I'm not even pulling this out of my ass

it's just a theory this is Empire by

Antonio negri and Michael Hart oh my God

Empire you mean the fucking book that

was completely BTF owed and completely

outmoded by history yeah during the WTO

Seattle protest everyone oh yeah

everything's gonna be these dendronized

everything is going to be rhythmatic and

we're not just gonna be like occupy one

and then Occupy Wall Street happen all

of it through out of the fucking window

and it became an objectively

counter-revolutionary fucking book

shut the fuck up with that fucking net

and heart and and I can't even say his

name because it sounds like the n-word

that fucking cope

go ahead and post the full excerpt if

you're interested in Reading uh this is

this is one of my favorites what like a

dumb fuck does to posture they're just

like showing highlighted shit from their

book without even like putting it into

words or articulating why that would be

like

um why that would bolster your point if

you want to just tell me to read books

tell them to read books don't make it

seem like you're responding to what I

said all you fucking said is uh labor

has changed

so you but the definition hasn't fucking

changed that's the thing

you're good from the book

it's definitely not an entry level read

but it's so good this thing is like five

bucks on Thrift what is this what is

this like fucking pothead who tried to

respond to what I said and he just

spends half of his video

uh showing a fucking uh videos of his

paperback book

it's so good what does that have to do

with my fucking point how are you

responding to my point just by saying

Labor's changed you've responded to my

fucking point by the way there's a labor

shortage in Railway workers you fucking

idiot that's why I'm saying why don't we

take people working these bullshit jobs

and have them Works jobs we actually

fucking need as a society because

there's literally a shortage of Railway

workers which is a big context for why

they're going on they were going on

strike

because they're being fucking overworked

because there's literally a shortage of

people

doing that kind of work

because they're doing fucking Starbucks

instead

well I don't twitch streamer why don't

you fucking suck a dick dude shut the

fuck up with that fucking stupid

bullshit

it's not a fucking response

or or free online yeah fuck that guy

fuck him let's go back to this

or every other material oh I was about

to support him because he's like oh

Zoomer versus Boomer but now I'm like

fuck this guy

factor that determines the price of

wages let us also avoid the topic of

class analysis and inherited wealth

looking at I can't stand this far you

know I just feel like this is the

fucking guy on Twitter right this is

what the Twitter people look like

material conditions and the

relationships of people and the means of

production is just far too fucking

complicated for this twitch streamer

Jeff Bezos gets paid because he's super

fucking skilled and no one else could

probably ever even do his job ever a dad

used to decide who is the richest so

funny bro don't worry about chat don't

we don't

you know what I find so funny about the

internet

you know what's made me lose so much

respect for human beings

at least like not if you're not an

influencer

even if you're an influencer I don't I

don't it's hard for me to respect people

and this is why

everyone has monkey brain everyone is

socially determined everyone is

psychologically determined and

conditioned by what the chat says if you

go on Destiny stream in the chat is

doing like this psychologically affects

people right

and like they're the whole frame of

debate the whole frame of like

self-worth and what you consider

meaningful and not meaningful what you

consider legitimate and illegitimate

what you consider virtuous and

non-virtuous what do you consider true

and false it's all fucking determined by

the crowd it's all determined by whether

the crowd's booing at you or

um chanting at you and like oh my God

people look at the fucking Pat sock

thems their entire political line was

determined by how like 30 gorilla cells

harass them on Twitter and now their go

their imperative is to do like they're

dedicating every fiber of their being to

destroying infrared why because

everyone's a monkey everyone's

determined by monkey games of social

recognition

you know if you brought Obama onto

Destiny's stream he would fucking be

affected by the chat

or vosh's stream doesn't matter it's

like oh the chat yeah you're a fucking

rookie you dumb fuck

fucking Tick Tock idiot you're a fucking

rookie

you're a fucking rookie I don't respect

politicians or anyone

when they're gonna get on a fucking

stream

and they're gonna be affected by a

fucking chat

because it's like I'm better than you

I'm more why I was like that when I

first started out but like I'm Wiser now

right so that means I'm better than

99.999999999999

of people when it comes to wisdom

because it's like

you know what I mean it does it's like I

don't people see it as significant

people like look at a chat see that's

what I always say right that's what I

always say the um I don't I don't I

don't give chat power you everyone here

I am the pecan you understand everyone

thinks Chad it's like flipping a coin do

you guys like me I wonder if they're

gonna like me I'm a little shy is the

chat gonna like me it's a chat I don't

give a fuck if you like me bitch I will

slap the shit out of everyone in a video

game

I don't care if you like me bitch

see most people they're like I'm really

shy is the chat gonna like me or not and

I'm saying here I stand bitch I got

principles I got beliefs I got shit I

believe in a shit shit I'm certain it

and you can either get on board or you

can fuck right off that's my fucking

mentality

you know what I mean

I'll be damned before giving the chat

any and this Destiny guy he gives his

chat so much power he respects them so

much

got it kind of pathetic

this is what Chad Chad to me I'm King

Kong this is this is how it is I'm King

Kong chat is just a bunch of small

gorillas and sometimes I just wake up

and I just fucking start beating the

shit out of everyone

Banning everyone

that's how I see Chad I just see Chad as

Tiny gorillas and I'm the giant king

kong

and if I scratch my ass in the wrong way

I could like have 20 of them go flying

just by moving my arm the wrong way

that's how I see it

don't worry about that right now and he

was the richest man in society that was

old and archaic and now we have the

market which is new and Innovative and

totally totally different totally

different the market is rational and

Justified ignore any similarities to

feudalism don't get compensated based on

how

oh he's talking about like the divine

right of kings right

okay you get compensated I remember more

about that okay so it seems like in

general this is like a common talking

point here people feel like CEOs are

paid too much or that CEO jobs aren't

harder than like

um uh yeah that's exactly my point yeah

I actually I'd like to further I think

anyone could do

anyone could do Jeff Bezos job I think

in theory

all right that's just not true what the

fuck

not everyone can be a fucking manager of

a giant and that's like saying anyone

could be the President right

doesn't mean you have to like the

president it's just like but it's just

like objectively not true

like you know what I mean like yeah you

don't have to like Jeff Bezos

to acknowledge like yeah not anyone

could do that I mean obviously not

that not everyone can even be a fucking

streamer what the fuck

not anyone not everyone could even be a

streamer you know how many people try to

be streamers and fail

how the fuck can everyone be Jeff Bezos

when not even everyone can even be a

fucking streamer

there's no that's why they're retarded

because I tell them yeah you couldn't be

a streamer and they're like yes I could

all I would have to do is turn on my

camera and just record my stuff and I'm

just gonna do what you do has oh so easy

and then I'm saying okay now try to make

a living off of it retard try to

actually get an audience try to get

people to fucking watch it

oh you didn't know that being a streamer

means you have to be successful like

this is I hate these fucking like

mid-wit retards who are like oh uh you

know this is like an institutionalized

fucking NPC bugman brain where they have

this thing where they're like the

institution will make it a clear cookie

cutter job and that's all that exists

like they can't they can't even Envision

somebody making their shit you know they

can't even Envision Haas yeah I gotta

fucking be successful as a streamer

or even a fucking business owner they

can't even think of that everything for

them has to be simulated as an

institutionalized job and that's what

determines its significance of worth so

that that's retarded right they're like

you like oh anyone can be a streamer has

no they couldn't because

like you can't you can't just

institutionalize that job because

there's no guarantee of success

yeah you can you can institutionalize

Starbucks because there's a guarantee of

success for the type of uh work you're

doing which is making coffee according

to the guidelines of the institution but

that's just because Starbucks can

already make money

right that that doesn't apply to

everything like it's so you know what

you know what I hate imagine imagine

Genghis Khan Genghis Khan conquers the

whole fucking world right and he's

sitting on his throne and this dude it's

like up to chance it was like a gamble

right there's no fucking guarantee and

then some fucking piss ant comes up to

him and they're like

hey Genghis

anyone can do what you did

oh yeah just what do I have to do I have

to ride horses okay tell me what my job

has to be Genghis ride horses in the

morning go to battle sometime yeah if I

just like systematize and like transform

every contingent thing about like what

your life has been into like some

institutionalized job like I could

totally do it yeah but you wouldn't be

getting his fucking on

you know what I mean because that's not

guaranteed

they have like an institutionalized

people

not seem tall talks about this shit

institutionalized people

think everything is guaranteed

everything has to be guaranteed there's

no room for like contingency or actual

success and failure like there's no like

okay there's no guarantee of success

they don't understand that they don't

understand how that fucking works they

don't understand that at some level

at some level you cannot know whether

you're going to be successful or not and

that is just never gonna change ever

even in communism it's not going to

change

that's why under Stalin you had cocosis

colchosis were not state-owned why did

you have co-closed under Stalin because

some cool closes were successful and

some of them failed and you needed that

room for contingency

to actually grow the economy and make

sure it's going to be the most

successful that it's going to be that's

why Deng Xiaoping did hit his reforms

that's why Mao

even before them had the people's

communes where he basically

decentralized the entire Soviets

planning system into different Regional

communes

because what some are more successful

than others you need to give you need to

be open to contingency you need to be

open to chance you need to be open to

the possibility that you might fail if

you're not

you're just you're just like it's like

someone who's like too scared to tip

their toes on the water you know you're

not even engaging in reality

if you're given the resources and the

time you could anyone there's nothing

stopping anyone from doing what Jeff

Bezos does there's nothing unique about

Jeff Bezos well then why don't why

doesn't everybody just start a

multi-billion dollar company

because not everyone has the means that

Jeff Bezos has I mean correct like just

do you know how much money Jeff Bezos

had when he started off

with Amazon

off the top of my head no I could not

name that figure well sure like my

understanding and I could be wrong but I

way back in the day Amazon just sold

books

like it was like it was a small it's not

like he started off with like like

Donald Trump like 100 million dollars

uh no honcho what a honcho you have such

a diversity of questions like sometimes

you're like saying crazy shit like you

know like

what color is Hassan's underwear and

then another day you're saying like this

refined tasteful question about like

managerial Theory it's such like I can't

even predict it right

something okay and again I think like

geographically like okay you're selling

books like in in the United States and

the Imperial core like that that the the

geographic lends itself to to another

Advantage I think

well I'm just saying you

I think that Jeff Bezos was able to

accomplish something it was relatively

unique even for somebody was able to

attend college and everything right I

don't think you could say like everybody

could be Jeff Bezos right it's probably

not a fair statement no

I mean I I think I think anyone given

the the same resources and circumstances

could in theory become Jeff Bezos yet

okay what's stupid about that is it's

like saying yeah I think everyone who's

the same as Jeff Bezos could be Jeff

Bezos

congrats

if you're born at the time he was for

yeah if you're born at the time he was

if you like happen to like literally

occupy the same fucking spatial and

temporal playing that he did if you were

like pretty much indistinguishable from

every aspect of his life

uh you know it could happen

super deep

front lining the industries that

oh yeah I could I could I could lift uh

I could lift uh 500 pounds I was like

the same as a power lifter I could right

are you no I'm not I'm not right now but

like if I was if I was

I could easily lift 500 pounds

I Was the Same

if I was the same as Michael Phelps like

I could fucking be a world-class swimmer

you know

If I Was the Same

you know what's funny

is

um

what was I gonna say

yeah this is what left us have this

problem where they think there's an

infinitely plastic

um magical ability that institutions

have where they can like they can just

like um

eliminate all contingencies through an

institution

which is such a retarded fucking view

right

he was indeed yeah we could just

simulate this with an institution and

like basically make everyone

interchangeable and indistinguishable

which is like a parody of Communism but

that it was the opposite of where Marx

was coming from because Mark saw that

this Bourgeois universalism

when his critique of Bourgeois writes

and law

at the upstart if you had the capital

like he did then yes you could do it

what I'm trying to point out is that

he's just not he's not particularly

special for doing this I I don't think

so whatsoever and especially when you

when you take an account like that's

pathetic too is that this is the same I

hate Jeff Bezos by the way well I don't

hate him but I think he's cringe

and

he has the same mentality you know

bezels would say some shit like I am

the least important person at Amazon

is a pyramid and it's an upside down

pyramid and I am at the bottom of that

pyramid

like he literally says that that is the

Bourgeois mentality

you know

it's not like Donald Trump who's like

that's not the mentality of the ruling

class it's not like Donald Trump

it's like this fake humility like oh I

am the least important person at Amazon

the fuck up dude you know

work that goes on at Amazon like

I don't see him coding the UI on

Amazon's website I don't see him moving

boxes like he's not actually doing the

he himself acknowledges that

reproductive labor whatsoever well yeah

but all those productive jobs are a lot

easier to learn than probably managing a

multi-billion dollar company right

oh my God

what

that guy fucking high

because his argument is that the

combined uh labor power

of everyone working at Amazon

is more important than Jeff Bezos I mean

like okay

and

how do you like give it coherence that's

what managers are supposed to do right

they're supposed to organize it well

there you go there you have Jeb Bezos

I mean I I don't know man I think I'd

rather be in Jeff Bezos position I think

I'd have an easier time as an occupation

as Jeff Bezos than working at one of

those fucking shithole warehouses

it's

uh you would be healthier physically

and you would have way more Leisure at

your disposal

but it is one of those risk things like

you'd have more to risk right

you have more to risk there's more risk

there's more of a burden

you know

so

this is why

um

who said this was it Kant that said this

in a relationship between a master and a

slave only the slave is free you wonder

why the slave is free slaves don't have

to worry about shit it's all on the

Masters the Master's the guy with the

plan the Master's the guy who knows the

Master's the guy who's responsible the

slave is just

they're the only free one the master is

the true slave

that's who said that Khan said that

right

it's it's not about an easier time or

where it's just it's a matter of like

how many people could theoretically even

I'm saying this shit is because

leaders still exist in communism there

are still leaders

that doesn't go away leaders would have

to prove and it was especially true in

Stalin's time holy fuck the cold calls

leaders

the regional leaders in Stalin's time I

mean shit

those people had a there was a lot of

inequality in the Soviet Union believe

it or not

you could make the same argument

and anarchists actually do make the same

argument

do a given job if training somebody to

drive a forklift or be like a front-end

designer or developer is probably easier

than getting somebody that's competent

enough to make decisions the correct

decisions why would bezels even make

those risks

no there's no amount of professionals

you can hire to make real decisions any

decision you can hire someone to make

for you is not a real decision that's

just like part and parcel of the

operation of the company but a decision

that makes a difference

yeah that's

that's what usually makes the difference

or like that's what all the powerful

capitalists even Rockefellers and all

them people that's that's what they have

to do right and I'm not saying it

justifies

uh the ruling class but let's just

acknowledge reality let's not pretend

that you know this is like a this is

like a replicable institutionalized job

CEO is on to be fair but it's not right

a huge company that's probably a

significantly harder thing dude what

decisions what what groundbreaking

decisions is he's making see I I think

you have this Fable of of what CEOs do

day to day Uber and so and some of these

other very large tech companies have ran

successfully without CEOs without

present executives

okay if you can have an entire company

that's working right that's functioning

that's making money without a literal

CEO what is the purpose of a CEO okay

well here's a question if you think that

a CEO has no purpose why do companies

have CEOs with public boards if you've

got a board of investors why would they

pay us that's how much money doesn't do

anything

yeah I mean I I think that that that

question there's a lot to that question

I think

um well let's think about it so uh an

investor sitting on a board gets money

based on how well the company does why

would they throw away money towards a

CEO that gets paid a lot when they could

just instead split that money up amongst

themselves

because in part you know like being paid

to not do anything is is uh Central to

the American economy

yeah that's why there's so many Baristas

yo

oh God okay

wait let's ultimately unproductive gets

paid a lot more this is yes look at

Baristas and they're so greedy they want

even more money

because this is from again I know you

know do books Destiny but this is David

graber's bullshit jobs that okay you

know what he's citing bullshit jobs but

he just came at me for saying Baristas

are a bullshit job

the fuck

that's a book that covers this topic

kind of in detail where there's there's

a lot of jobs it's stupid bullshit jobs

is the service sector it's not CEOs

our CEOs productive no

but

they're not a bullshit job either

they're they're like a they're part of

the ruling class basically

it's a ruling class

uh profession

to manage the to be the ultimate manager

right

that's what a CEO is

I was in this economy and yeah see I see

that is it is ultimately a parasitic and

unproductive job

but that doesn't mean you sit around and

do nothing I mean look I was joking but

even Baristas don't do nothing

they still do shit doesn't mean it's a

productive job

I mean where you don't actually produce

anything valuable but you still get paid

yeah that is Baristas as well as CEOs

but you're you're um taking your your

abusing the term value

So when you say you're not doing

anything valuable that doesn't mean like

um

it's not valuable at an Institutional

level or it's not value subjectively or

it's not value

valuable for some private interest it

could be valuable for you know the other

person hiring you but is it objectively

valuable at the like scientific level of

like the production of value those are

two different things

like valuable to any possible person is

different from valuable from the

objective standpoint

of the production of surplus value

two different things

so CEOs are unproductive and they do not

produce anything valuable

but what they do is valuable to their

company

subjectively but we're using value in

two entirely different senses

see

okay so that wasn't my question my

question was let's say that I'm sitting

on a board with like other people okay

we're trying to figure out like how do

we want to make the most money because

you well let's get a little bit more

fundamental do you agree that a that a

board of people that all have ownership

stock in the company they just want to

make money right

I I that that is indeed one of their

motives is to generate Capital yeah so

if they want to make money what else is

there fucking love

okay sir why would they waste money on a

CEO when they could just divvy that

money up amongst why do companies waste

money on middle managers man why do

there's so many companies Banks

hospitals universities have bullshit

jobs they have jobs that all all across

the country there are companies that

have jobs that don't produce anything

yes

okay the middle manager argument isn't

that bad

they'd be like oh it's like a it's a

formality it's convention that's the

only reason

let's see

I asked this question a third time my

universe yeah his argument isn't

horrible he's saying it's out of

convention

but it's not because it's necessary

and he's using Uber as a model and he's

like oh it's he's gonna deliver a TED

talk it's like oh we don't need CEOs

anymore let's be disruptive and change

how we manage shit and be Silicon Valley

Visionaries

why would a board have a c why would

they pay money exorbitant money or give

shares to a CEO why would they dilute

their own investment why would they hurt

their own pocketbooks to hire a CEO if

you didn't do anything why would they do

this

I mean it it impart it impart this is

this is the the organization of of

companies in the US yes like no you

don't have to have a lot of money you

don't have to you know there's no

nothing demanding you to do that you

have to have a CEO for like a certain

you have to have a CEO if you want to

file like a c-corp sure but you don't

have to pay them a lot of money you just

pay them one dollar just make a random

dude see you all right

so I'm asking what but CEOs get paid a

lot of money in the United States to run

these huge companies why would a board

of investors pay money to a CEO if their

incentive is to just make money

themselves why would they pay money to a

CEO

dude if I were this guy and I was gonna

die on this hill I would say convention

I would say they're not actively making

the choice to pay the CEO

they are doing it because it's the way

the company is structured and the reason

it's structured that way is out of

convention

so the Board of Trustees are not the

ones responsible

for

um in making the most Innovative or

optimal structures that produce money

oftentimes the the structure of a

company is just inherited by convention

if I was to play The Devil's Advocate if

I was like dying on the hill he was

that's what I would say

I feel like I could answer this question

at a better time to be honest with you

but um like I still I still don't see

this as a point of

um oh my God Zoomer Bros this dude this

is an embarrassment to Zoomers

everywhere

you know we're talking about CEOs not

doing anything that that doesn't

actually you know counter my point

you're asking why would they pay someone

well okay I don't have the whole story

of like why would why why do CEOs get

paid such ceremonious amounts for the

answer I mean I can give you an answer

in that capacity but what's the answer

okay the answer is because these are

people that are in charge of leading

companies and making like incredibly

costly decisions that could either be

massively beneficial or massively

detrimental to how the company functions

or operates right okay okay and if again

okay again if a CEO is so it's so vital

and necessary to the function of a

country company explain to me how a

company like uber runs without multiple

executives

so Uber has a CEO I don't know what

you're talking about yes right so this

is the effect of pot on people this is

what fucking drug addiction does to your

brain

right now but they went I'm implying

they went through a period without

multiple Executives you can probably

have some you can probably have some

period of time where you're looking for

new Executives But ultimately you want

some I mean

a car will run if the driver passes out

for a few minutes before it drives off

the road like I mean what do you mean

that's not an argument for anything okay

a car a a driver passing out again is a

lot see the reason Destiny wins these

debates it's not because he's good at

debating in particular

it's just because these people are

retarded sky's like retarded

trade up

like like a fucking

a fucking chair could beat this guy in a

debate if he sat and if he recorded

himself arguing with the sofa the sofa

could win the debate

everything he says just incriminates

himself

and he had the chance to like you know

do well and he didn't

not different than an entire company

working right there's a lot of moving

Parts there yeah the CEO the CEO does a

lot of cars in the case of uber a lot of

cars the CEO of a company isn't like

running the day-to-day like line level

stuff of a company I'm sure that it

can't make a run for a while without

just like a a restaurant could probably

run for a little bit without a

supervisor it could run maybe a bit

longer without any manager it's probably

a bit longer without any store owners

right the higher up you go the longer

you could like have that person

theoretically step away before noticing

but like like what do you I'm deciding

like what do you think happens when like

the boss leaves man like everything just

Falls to shit like

i i i find I find workers are often

competent enough to to carry out their

own tasks but their but their own tasks

aren't enough to keep everything running

why why were why were managers necessary

in the Soviet Union or China or any

other communist state if that's true of

course that's not fucking true of course

you need leaders to organize things

you need managers if you you think

people just

you think people just automatically know

how to account for the whole that they

belong to they don't if I'm if I'm

working at a factory with like a hundred

other people

it's not that we're too stupid to run it

by ourselves even if we all had 150 IQ

we're not all

experiencing the scale

of the entire hole that we form a part

of that's what a manager who's

overseeing us does we are focused on the

specific parts we don't see we don't

have the perspective to like

take everything into account at once

right it's like it's not even about if

there's a natural hierarchy of

intelligence or whatever it's just like

a it's like a fucking

fact of

um

discontinuities in space and time

basically experience like you're in a

different location

evidently they were in Uber's case

no because it wasn't just line level

employees there were probably still a

lot of VPS and everything working in

that company

okay okay

we could use a restaurant as an example

if you want okay I'm just gonna the the

specialty of my knowledge here is

specifically at universities and

universities run on a similar

of course it is

of course this University

that's how it is they think that by

running the university they've unlocked

the key to run a society

that's what all leftists think

you know what's worse than a barista

a fucking grad student

organization and basis as a lot of

corporations in the US

um the university how do you debate

Destiny uh uh

oh you know who wants to debate Destiny

is mar

wants to debate destiny

but I don't know how that could be set

up I'm gonna I have to I'll message

zurka to tell him

uh Mar wants to debate destiny

all right he pays presidents College

presidents exorbitant sums Executives

absorptive Sons for people again these

are people who don't do much and in the

case of a college and a university it's

being able to say well this is our

mascot it's be it's being able to

provide patronage positions to people

that's one of the reasons right and

that's the reason you can see it

corporations as well

okay the are you

what are you going to University right

now what year are you are you like

freshman sophomore junior I'm a junior

okay this is what I would suggest ask a

professor an Administration or write a

letter to the school president and say

hey what do you do for your job I think

the answer would surprise you it sounds

like you think they just said

what he does for his job

that's because you live summer doesn't

mean you know anything about what the

jobs are the people around you oh

okay uh

when did I say this

when did I fucking say this

who made this

and when did I I don't even remember

saying this shit

I don't remember ever saying this

I didn't I don't remember saying this

shit

and why did you make this what's the

point

what's the point

um

okay so uh are you are you saying you

you know more about the day-to-day life

of my University

president than me and then like have you

read on this subject at all no but I

know how businesses run have you read on

this subject at all no but I know how

businesses run so okay I'm gonna ask you

I have one question I've really wanted

to ask you since I've came on here yeah

and that is when was the last time you

read a book cover to cover

um the last time I read a book cover to

cover I think

all right it's gonna start getting more

it's gonna start getting uh

it's gonna start getting personal now

a couple weeks ago I read a book called

The Great Divorce by C.S Lewis and then

a week before that it was a Mere

Christianity by the same author I

fucking hate C.S Lewis do you guys know

that I fucking hate that guy I can't

stand C.S Lewis

I I he's such a pretentious I fucking

ate him

Are any are any of the books you read of

political philosophy all the people that

I went to high school with in high

school

I hated all the people that liked that

book ah yes I have read Mere

Christianity I hated those fucking nerdy

kids

there's the problem this ways of

morality and wisdom and wit

indeed

Mere Christianity

exactly Anglican trash

beautiful comment by Hanzo what a great

honcho post Anglican trash

beautiful

beautiful

to be political history Destiny

um I just got a book on victinstein I'm

going to read I've read problems of

Philosophy by Bertrand Russell uh oh

fuck

oh yeah I think I'm all disgusting

I read a book called lying about Hitler

that had to do with that David Irving

case

um I read a book called against the

backlash that had to do with Boston and

federal politics in the 60s I mean I

don't know I read random shit sometimes

I read a lot but what does that have to

do anything though I mean I'm just

saying bro because it's like you're

telling me like oh I read another video

about what college Executives do and not

only am I again living experience like I

know intimately right well but you don't

I'm telling you without

he's a junior in college

what could he know

without making weird appeals like what

books he read I'm telling you that if

you don't think of a school president

does anything you don't know that's like

a fact that's yeah a school president

does not do anything because

universities are parasites

they all just sit down and fucking

and wag their finger at you while they

wear glasses

I'm not asking you what books you read

it you just don't I'm not I'm not saying

I'm not saying like literally anything

right I'm not saying that they wake up

and then like that they just do whatever

they want but I'm saying a lot of their

functions are one ultimately Hollow and

I think unnecessary okay if that's the

case then why don't you

you know it's it's the most soy voice in

the world he has that upward inflection

where he's like

I fucking can't stand this guy

he's so like woke he's so like woke

yeah like I'm like a new model of mail

I'm like not toxic

yeah and everything

and I drink soy and I like tofu and I am

it's Starbucks and we're all working and

I'm organizing with us AP USA chapter

and it's totally radical for the

revolution man shut the fuck up man

how do you start a school with no school

president and make more money than

anybody else right this is this is gonna

go back again okay so there's a lot of

reasons right there's a lot of reasons

one of them is is patrons in the case of

universities you'll see people receiving

these possessions because of patronage I

can give you a very specific example

right now is that we have a Purdue

Purdue University's president with the

former governor of Indiana how did he

get on board the the

the Purdue the how did he become Purdue

University's president but previously

being the Indiana Governor he got that

because he put the people uh at Purdue

University's Board of Trustees on the

board it's political patronage sometimes

it's you're paying you're paying someone

off that's my question is what does he

do as a job do you think he does nothing

do you think the school could run

I'm saying as a function that's you

asked what would be the function as a

function

that would be the function

as a function

right yeah

a lot of money for not doing work you

asked me what was that what

yeah I'm just I don't know why you would

pay like these people could all be if we

live in a greedy capitalist society

which you probably agree

then why would people waste money paying

like bullshit jobs or middle managers

again I I I I invite you to read a book

bullshit jobs if you want to understand

why you would pay somebody because I I

I'm to be honest

bullshit jobs it's like that's like a

pop econ book isn't it funny how destiny

uh has become so hated by the left

they're just uh

because uh

just because of encounters like this

I actually fucked up

like uh

yeah

if if yeah

like this is a extremely

shattering stuff

why would you appeal to this okay

okay A little low-key yes but it's it's

certainly a great read on the economy

it's buying a quote no it's very

acclaimed Anthropologist David Graber

but like that's where I'm coming from

Destiny and I'm like you're just saying

idealistic truisms hold on wait wait for

what am I talking about idealistic fuck

that's why Destiny won't debate Jackson

he will debate leftists but not Jackson

is you know

leftists are just retarded man

you know you just even if you're one of

them like Destiny he's a leftist if

you're one of the leftists and you just

like ask basic questions

they will want to fucking they'll just

want to destroy you

all all he does is ask basic questions

and that's like you can see how the

awkward pause is there's so much anger

that creates

but yeah

stick truisms

you're just like well if we live in a

capitalist society and if everyone is

out to make as much money as possible

well the only thing that they would do

is the thing that makes the most the

most money is possible and of course

there are so many other factors and one

of the ones I'm trying to bring in again

and again is patronage right hold on

that's that's thank you Roxy the

division between mental and physical

labor is on Full display

10 second salute for rocks off 10. 9. 8

7 6.

five four

three two

one

not the case there can be reasons why

people don't act like that we haven't

even begun the conversation I'm just

trying to ask if you had any reasons why

nobody donate like a hundred dollars

because I will literally do the salute

like somebody could say for instance if

you go to your job for more hours you

can earn more money don't people want to

earn more money so then why doesn't

everybody work 60 hours a week and you

might counter yeah and you might counter

well yeah people could earn more money

but some people value other things like

every every dollar you send me is a

salute second

like spending time with friends or

family more than earning money that's

why they don't all work two jobs or 60

hours a week and I go okay that's good

counter so my question for you was if

you if someone sent 2K I'm just going to

let you know I'm ending the stream I'm

not gonna do a 2 000 second salute so

there are limits to this okay

there are limits to this so don't waste

your money there are limits to this

you have a board of investors that

represent people that own stock in a

company why would they choose to throw

millions of dollars away at a CEO that's

just costing them money when they could

just pocket the money there's got to be

some reason why and I'm asking you what

that reason is if you don't have an

answer then you just don't know but

maybe you do have an answer and then

that would be like the next part of the

conversation we can talk about that

answer I I just told you for patronage

right in the case

University exec did something nice so

you pay him back

I I I don't I don't know how to engage

with that can you give me an example of

this

you want the Purdue the president Purdue

University right now

so you think that the president of

Purdue University like does YouTube

Super Chat limit is 500 that's not true

I have had people donate

Denver you donated a thousand before

pretty sure you have on YouTube

so that is not true it doesn't do any

work he's only there because he gave the

school something bro okay okay let's

let's define like colloquially work

right I really wouldn't consider it work

if my job was Board of trustee Jen that

that's an Australian money so that's

less than a second so

thank you

so one sec it's a less than one second

salute

it's a millisecond so it's point six

seven seconds

latency

that's pure latency

meetings meeting with alumni throwing

parties doing speeches

showing up to fundraiser and student

events that's not that's not really like

work you know what I mean so you don't

think he he adds any value to the school

that justifies him being the president I

don't know anything about him I think he

adds significantly I think University

presidents across the United States and

CEOs and Executives of all kinds add

very little to their organizations

compared to what how they're compensated

yes obviously why do people waste money

on him oh you said it's because of

patronage well I mean one reason but the

other reason is like explicitly like

this is the capitalist hierarchy right

there needs to be people that's not

that's not what the capitalist hierarchy

is there's nothing to do with the

capital hierarchy it has nothing to do

with capitalism people getting paid more

for not doing work

no that has nothing to do with

capitalism

let's be clear the economic system of

the United

this is a guy who's never had a original

thought in his life he's just like

yeah he's had this uh Echo chamber for

so long

where everyone just agrees with all of

this shit it's like if someone like he's

never encountered a disagreement in his

life

he's like

what do you mean like everyone in my

like Twitter group chat agrees with me

what do you mean

like you realize you're like an outsider

right you realize you like disagree with

everyone in my class right

you realize you like disagree with like

everyone at my Starbucks right

United States has nothing to do with how

people are paid is that what I'm hearing

well

paying paid more to do less work is not

capitalism that is capitalism yes you

were paid more to do even less I please

read a book destiny

can you give me an example of a book

that you've read that's not a pop econ

book written by an anthropologist about

economics

uh I mean plenty man like I think um I I

made some videos about vosh but

so a capitalist proper does not get paid

at all a capitalist earns money because

they like sell goods and then they

receive money in return for goods

so if you're getting paid you're not

really a capitalist you're an employee

an institution is paying you

right that's classical Marxism

you're appealing to an authority that

you don't have I don't know why you keep

doing this to me we can have a

discussion about economics without

having to cite a book and when you're

giving me a pop econ book written by an

anthropologist it's pretty controversial

and then you're trying to like pull that

as credential you haven't even read well

you could say that the people that pay

that um earn the most

do the least work in Marx's terms but

you couldn't say doing less work will

get you paid because like then every

homeless person would be rich right so

it doesn't make sense

any pop X book is going to be

controversial probably for over

simplified David graber's work is I I'm

your questioning his Integrity without

knowing a thing about the author yeah

David Graber is

um great but like you have to actually

put his arguments into your own words

you can't just hide behind books

you haven't even seen the cover of the

book and you're judging bud I'm not

judging I'm asking you to give me

anything David David graber's history of

debt I I mean like that that book is

conclusive I I don't know bro like he

has good work I value his work you

should go check it out before you're

gonna sit here and bullshit me and say

oh we'll just pop econ book that's so

that's so like what

what is your major

the reflection you've deflected the

whole conversation I'm just curious what

you're majoring on

sociology and political science okay if

you're writing a paper in a poli SCI

class you can't just say and you can't

just say go read this author I'm pretty

sure it's part of your I don't know

because I'm a College Dropout so maybe I

didn't get this far and you guys write

Advanced papers I don't know about but

my guess is going to be is that if you

have to write in a given class about a

given topic you probably have to cite

the ideas and the justifications for

those ideas that the authors that you're

reading gave you you can't just say like

oh what's the answer to this oh well go

read

um you know

and you also caught me you also caught

me at 11 PM after work

I I could go crack open the book the

fact that you're telling me you're doing

something a little off the cuff and I'm

saying if you want more if you want like

if you want the best you're either gonna

have to catch me at another time or

you're gonna have to read The Source

material yourself that's what I'm trying

to explain to you okay I'm not trying to

dodge you gotcha be clear okay are you

in like some uh Pell Grant stuff or are

you actually paying out of pocket for

school

um

do I have do I have to disclose my

finances on stream you don't have to but

I was gonna say if you're paying out of

pocket you should just flunk school now

and don't waste your money on a degree

if you're just gonna tell people to read

a book because you can't communicate a

simple

uh if you um

if you're paying any money for a social

what are you trying to do with that

political science are you trying to be a

politician a career politician

what does that get you you need to be a

policy Think Tank employee

yeah I've seen sounds like a waste of

fucking money

whatever

the whole idea to somebody I don't know

why the fuck you would go to college and

then when you have a debate against

somebody that's a College Dropout your

appeal is well go read this pop book

that wasn't even assigned in any of your

classes I don't know why you would

appeal it like if you're a junior in

college and you're doing a sociology

degree why can't you tell why don't you

sound like an educated person that can

give me an educated answer well I don't

understand I'm just saying save the

money read Wikipedia do what you do

yikes

that guy did horrible

I don't know yeah I want to debate that

guy

I do want to debate that guy

well what about people like

sneak over oh Destiny's in this too

it's called snico versus blue pill Bots

let's check it out

go to a good University sneak out and

they like develop a good education and

they also build connections through

there it kind of sounds like this person

came to you to like another form of like

education kind of like a college if you

will and like develop the connections

like Destiny early has been saying that

mine was a scam when it's 50 a month he

went to saxophone school I didn't say I

did not say your scam I didn't say it

was a scam you didn't say it was a scam

you didn't say it was a scam but he's

talking down on the creativity kid

saying that it's like oh not a scam I

don't want to like trigger you but

you're saying to network and go to

school which is essentially what college

is for networking 50 000 a year to

network why not pay 50 well it's also to

learn too right like you're going four

years to learn a step because no we also

okay stem makes sense

stem makes sense nothing else makes

sense but stem to agree that all the

information in college is available

online now you don't you could just

download the books you don't need to go

to listen to this old guy talking in

front of a classroom and go to zoom

classes just go watch a YouTube video

all the information is online that's

yeah but okay but the thing is unless

you need a paper

uh to get a good job

uh stem doctor or lawyer that's the

Triad for the only reason she'd ever go

to college

deal okay go ahead the benefit of school

is the networking that's what Destiny

said like oh I could play saxophone

across the world meet successful other

jazz players and I can Network and learn

a band or you can find an online

community full of similar like-minded

people and work with them my shit's 50 a

month school's 50k a year fuck that why

so wait a minute wait a minute scam is

so stupid but they don't then like

people are guessing like go to school

and could people just download your

information and like cut you out of the

equation and succeed then what do they

need you give me calls a week this is

why networking is the most important

part so the so the old guy you go to

learn at University okay I'll give you a

great example like when you're in like

Computer Sciences or computer

engineering the old guy is not just some

old guy the old guy I didn't know this

guy's streams I thought he just

I used to watch him a little bit but uh

he had like those he covered like weird

scary stuff for Halloween

right like Decades of experience they

understand the Frameworks the theory

they're the ones that are going to be

they're the ones that are going to teach

you how to apply it in a practical sense

going forward into like a big company so

roughly you and that old guy that's

teaching people in the zoom class or in

real life they're wanting the same like

if you're gonna talk shit on the old guy

you have to cut yourself out of the

equation people can just download your

shit and go on with it right sure they

could like they can download the book

how much the school cost what's the

average cost of a college college

tuition

for a four-year College that's yikes

how much is the creativity kit

I don't know but nobody's getting a good

job no I just told you somebody just got

a job I'm sorry a measurable amount of

people aren't getting jobs because they

have the creativity kit maybe one or two

people did have you awesome

I haven't pulled everybody I've given a

lot of people opportunities people have

run up 100K takes like accounts clipping

on my stuff and they show it to a label

they show it to a company look what I

can do when they get jobs or people like

Musa can now do a thousand dollars for

one hour as a call because he's shown

that he knows the algorithm doing Clips

I'm not clipping my shit up there you go

giving people jobs

but you know well this is just you guys

so adamantly want to defend the Matrix

and defend pain fucking 100K a year for

this you know you can't you get the more

inflate it every time you bring up the

cause like I don't understand this hold

on hold on just a side tangent what is a

matrix do you know you can never

actually leave the Matrix right we're

all part of The Matrix

yeah but you can limit how much you're

actually in it

okay but you're still underneath the

Matrix so you said earlier like nobody

has a boss to respond to dude everyone's

got a boss that's true Destiny's got a

boss you got all right no matter what

you may get a boss I just left the Apple

store today and this like this lady was

just yelling at the Apple Store

employees and they don't hate it they

called her a bitch as soon as she walked

away who's boss like I don't have to see

my boss I don't need to look at her I

can make jokes about her I could tell

her to like

and that's it

that's okay so when it comes to the

Matrix right like I think the point is

it's when you go to college or you go to

university and you go to like structured

education you're picking a safe spot

right you're picking the safe way to

have a safer life but the thing is about

like breaking the Matrix you can't break

the Matrix you can only like succeed

well within it right and not everyone

has the means to do that right you can

watch a million videos on YouTube about

how to run a business right perfect

example I went to this fucking Airbnb in

Los Angeles I open up this fucking

YouTube page and you know what the

YouTube like first results were how to

fucking make money how to like how to

make money fast how to make money quick

like the guy bought one property rents

it out calls it a day you want to make

fucking actual money you need to have

Capital to do it all right which not

many people have you can't even go to

get a business loan these days because

credit can be so far down and shit not

everyone has those opportunities so they

go to university they go to college at

the at least get something stable going

because like Destiny said time is fine

you know I could tell you know what I

you know where he's getting his argument

from

I guarantee you

his parents

because he said before he's like uh

South Asian or something

or middle east south Asia Middle Eastern

that's the mentality

any any uh immigrant parents have that

mentality

he's he probably

got my dad says the same shit he

probably got this from his dad that's

what my dad says

right

so at all Middle Eastern parents and

they're not necessarily wrong

and they weren't wrong in my case

because I don't have debt I got a

scholarship

but if you're gonna get debt I think it

does change it if you're getting debt

but if you're not getting debt yeah it's

it's a pretty solid argument it's it's

stable right it's

it can it can um it can be a rock of

certainty in an island of uncertainty

finite okay if you spend your early 20s

trying to chase the bag and trying to

make the millions of dollars you'll find

out very quickly it's not easy to do

that but if you if you have five years

of shit to show for it like a college

education and at least some career then

you can probably do something you know

safer in your 30s and your

I think the trade-off is the debt that's

what I would say it's it's all about

that but otherwise it's a solid argument

40 is down the road you know like it's

called being stable and secure and some

people try entering the PMC without the

degree it's a passport

yeah thank you Chris appreciate you

people are cool with that some people

are most people I would say are fine

with stable and secure shit yeah I think

too many people very idea is that too

many people are okay with a just a life

that's fine that's just fine we're sick

of that so they want to go and become

better I think Myron is a good example

of somebody who has the main type of

capital and then invested into real

estate so that he doesn't have to ever

work again you get a source of income

with the skill online and then reinvest

it into other places it doesn't have to

be crypto like which makes Destiny so

mad there's so many ways to become

independent and I think more people

should know that

instead of taking the safe route you

guys are saying take the safe easy route

that they've laid out in front of you

that is meant to keep you away slave for

the rest of your life

and we can agree to disagree

if you want if you want people if you

want your chat to do that then fine I

that was I hated doing that I hated

school I dropped out like that I feel

like I feel like a lot of these courses

and a lot of these things would make

more sense if they taught people that it

wasn't just the internet that you're

making money out of but like actual

practical way somebody could jump into

you know like what is so practical about

making money on the internet like how

are you gonna like you have to have like

a high uh

what should I say like what is the what

is the rate of like people that succeed

Destiny I'm sure you have like the

definition for it but like the people

that like succeed you have to have like

a good throughput rate I guess is what

the best thing is right like how many

people in your course succeed out of

like a hundred versus college right

people are gonna pick you know which one

is a safe option college and university

aren't easy either if you're going for a

stem degree if you're going for anything

that's licensed for instance that's a

fucking big ass commitment people go to

law school and they spend like fucking

how many years getting to that position

and then they fucking succeed at the end

hopefully right at least like that's the

not always the general perception of it

same with doctors same with like

Engineers or anybody in that position

yeah no it scares me about law school is

the lawyers who make 30k a year

you know

it's like how many people in your

situation succeed how many people how

many musas are there versus mooses that

go to like MIT or like University of

Toronto or like a big circles like this

there's most of them most people will

fail because they will give up and they

will go back to the safe route as soon

as it becomes difficult a lot of people

don't have the opportunity to really

fully dive into that it's difficult I

mean I was able to do it because I've

been focusing on since I was 14. I saw

from the beginning from a young age that

I did not want to be a wage slave I did

not want to be part of a cognitive

system and so I worked hard but that's

what separates the people the winners

and the losers is just working hard most

people are not able to do it Destiny's

encouraging complacency I kind of

disagree with all of them but for

different reasons like I disagree with

this guy

because I don't think he's taking debt

into account as much but I also disagree

with snico because I don't think any

everyone can be an influencer

um

or and I know influencers in the old but

not everyone is going to be successful

thinking outside the box

but you know what so Haas is um middle

path is

look if you if you want a sure path go

to trade school that's what I would say

my pill is the trade school pill

if you don't want all this debt and all

this bullshit

go to trade school

become an electrician become a carpenter

learn take up a trade right and that'll

be a solid

form of income

so that would be my advice

and I I think people don't like the

trade school path for social reasons if

you want to go to college and have fun

they want to have the college experience

they want to you know

want to go to college and get laid and

get drunk and party

spoiler alert it's not that fun go to

trade school go to trade school and then

you know have make friends and then go

out and have fun in the city go to clubs

in the city and shit

uh college is not that fun okay I mean

it's fun but it's not that fun it's not

fifty thousand dollars in debt fun you

know what I'm saying right

so that's my advice

and I'm encouraging ambition that's just

the god of stuff but serious library on

trade school

it's just called trade school

it's like a two-year College

and you learn skills and these skills

get you hired into being you can be an

electrician you can be a welder you can

be you know

be a carpenter those kinds of things

like plumber those are solid jobs that's

my advice

I just want to be clear also you got it

the words you're using are so mind

rotted you're like such a bot when you

say that that like like a guy can follow

a set path and don't go into trade

schools start your own company get a

contractor's license and start getting

subcontractors yeah but Kareem with what

starting Capital right

life and people go to trade school get

the starting Capital get some extra

money and then you can do what you're

saying

after

really successful you can have a good

diet get good sleep have a lot of

friends work out have a good body go to

college get a good degree have a good

paying job with good benefits go on

vacation and you're like you're so

complacent there's nothing complacent

about that that's a successful person by

literally every single metric like I

would argue that a lot of the people

that chase yeah the labels are different

so it's it depends on what you're doing

it for

case the online trade school will give

you Surplus

um it will give you extra capital

that you could use to experiment and

like sneako saying right

shit are more complacent than the people

that have like the dedication to follow

through with school and get a real job

rather than the people that are working

their side hustle which is really a job

at Burger King or Wendy's and then

they're online trying to get rich like I

think trade schools are really solid job

you know it's a pretty respectable job

socially too

it's solid it's a firm handshake with

her father

and you get her father's blessing right

are you going to marry a rich girl as a

with a trade school probably not

but it's a solid job you know so it's a

dignified solid job it's enough to have

a family it's enough

to uh you know

it's a solid job

like trading coins like that's

complacency you're too scared to

actually take steps and do the real work

in the real world to actually improve

yourself and put yourself in a position

to get a good job and instead you're

hoping to get rich quick online how is

that complacent like why do you need to

go be involved in the in your idea of

the real world your idea of maturity and

being adult is just

being a part of the system that's in

front of you oh yeah some some plumbers

make a lot of fucking money

yeah it's not it's by no means a

destitute job

actually doing you say like being a part

of like a doctor is a part of a system a

lawyer is a part of a system an engineer

is a part of a system like these are

important people that do important

things that make it possible for you and

me to do our jobs but I'm only going to

do what I'm able to do because I know

people went to school to work on fucking

Amazon servers right Amazon only exists

because college educated Jeff Bezos

started the company and had people that

were willing to ship products like

people that are willing to drive UPS

trucks people that were willing to do

customer support like these are all real

life

what's the most coveted job in America

for kids

YouTuber yep yeah

yeah and 20 years ago it was an NBA

player like what is it what's the point

what did you want to do before you went

to school you wanted to be a saxophone

player people don't want to be UPS

drivers people don't want to be garbage

man people don't want to do that people

don't want to do carpet cleaners you do

that because you have no other options

because you take a safe route so

that's why I say we should have one hour

or one to three hour work days

of mandated labor jobs and then we just

have free times or whatever the fuck we

want after everyone has to do like an

hour of hard labor

you do whatever the fuck you want after

no service sector no bullshit no manager

none of that oh there had to be some

managers but

it's way too bloated right now

oh you're that's what you're saying is

brain rotted that's complacency you gave

up people's dreams is to be a YouTuber

is to be independent okay bro how many

people can be Hollywood actors how many

people can be an actor there are many

not many but so that's right that's like

a place to see and Destiny can't argue

that point are are you are you not

encouraging complacency

to you because to you anything less than

being a superstar is a failure because

you don't know what life looks like to a

normal person

like for you the only thing that it

means to succeed is to have a million

YouTube followers and everybody else

sucks compared to you no like that's

like that's your view on that it's being

it's being independent and not answering

to nobody bro neither of us are

independent dude you're literally

sucking off fucking Islam over here

because you're worried about getting

canceled by a bunch of Muslims online

none of us are fucking independent all

of us are slaves I'm sure we're all part

of the Matrix bro if you want to talk to

me about some independent shit I want

you to go out back and show me a picture

of the fucking vegetable garden that

you've got growing you're cultivating on

your own so you can survive on your own

when the apocalypse happens otherwise

we're all fucking plugged into the

system

there's levels to how much you can be

plugged into the system and you're

encouraging a bigger level than me if my

level is not wanting to get killed by a

guy named Ahmed then fine

sure

oh God say this when I worked at my

fucking Casino job I sure as fucking

never worried about what the fuck I

tweeted or what I said in a video game

bro I could say some wild shit man and

my logs ever got leaked dude my entire

fucking family would get assassinated

for the crazy shit that I said online at

Battle.net this was when before nobody

got banned for slurs or anything back

then bro you could fucking type people's

phone numbers and chat tell me you're

gonna come fucking murder their dogs and

nobody gave a fuck back then on the

internet like it was a wild world I

didn't give a fuck back then because I

didn't care I gotta worry way more about

the shit that I say in the shit that I

type so in some ways I have a lot of

freedom I'm not going to go back to that

life obviously but in other ways I'm way

more locked down I gotta worry about

other shit that normal people don't have

to worry about like we're all part of

the system in one way or another

yes I'm telling you how much you're

plugged into it and how much you're not

me having this creativity all right

this debate is over as far as I'm

concerned

what I've got Jordan Peterson gets

emotional talking about if Olivia

Wilde's in-cell comparison

I wrap it up I don't want to but I have

to I want to ask you just quickly the

film director Olivia Wilde is a new

movie out which she says is based on you

this insane man this pseudo-intellectual

hero to the in-cell community in cell

being these

yikes

but in cell just means anyone who's not

a simp now you know doesn't mean a dude

who's mad he can't get pussy because you

can get pussy and still be an inso

like uh you know you can you can get

laid all the time and be an in cell

so it's ch the meaning has changed right

it's it's become somebody's thank you

element I wasn't able to ask you this

earlier but how does the service sector

Amazon Union differ from the service

sector Starbucks one

first of all it's not in the service

sector

second of all it's an independent Union

it's not a union tied to an established

one so it was made from scratch that's

the difference

guys

uh

I can't drop that pill on you I'm sorry

ask hater ask haters for the pill on

in-cell geopolitics is that you guys are

no one's ready for that shit okay

nobody's ready

weirdo loner men uh who there are rising

in cell powers

overthrowing the simp Empire

no one's ready no one's ready no one's

ready are despicable in many ways is

that you are you the intellectual hero

to these people

sure if you think about it in cell just

means

an aggressive male

who's not attached to the social

matriarchy

there are rising in-cell powers in the

world sure why not you know

um

people have been after me for a long

time by because I've been speaking to

disaffected young men Jordan Peterson is

the dark incel King

is a dark incel Warlord

is it because you don't get pussy no he

gets pussy but he's still an incel

why

because of his Raw

because of the Raw

distilled masculine power

the dark masculine power

and you know what a terrible thing to do

that is

[Laughter]

he's a fucking insult Warlord

[Laughter]

fucking in cell

he's he's like the in-cell Sauron no no

he's like the incel uh sauruman

it's like a Mula

in fact the marginalized we're supposed

to have a voice

oh come on

nah bro

nah bro

yo I'ma try to keep it respectful okay

let me just see with that why not you

know

um

people have been after me for a long

time

I've got to wrap it up I don't want to

but I have to uh when I asked you just

quickly uh the film director Olivia

Wilde has a new movie out which yeah she

says it's based on you this insane man

this pseudo-intellectual hero to the

in-cell community in cell being these

weirdo loner men uh who are despicable

in many ways is that you are you the

intellectual hero to these people

sure why not you know

um

people have been after me for a long

time but because I've been speaking to

disaffected young men now what a

terrible thing to do that is

thought the marginalized we're supposed

to have a voice

oh fuck

what the fuck bro

no man what is he doing all right Jordan

you're not our leader anymore you're not

our leader we're we're not the leader of

us

because we're all every aggressive male

is an insult right every wild aggressive

males and in cell and sorry Jordan but

you just lost your position come on

come on man this is simp energy

this is simp energy I'm gonna be honest

all right this is simp energy

this is matriarchy energy this is this

is this is matriarchical energy all

right this is not in cell energy

it's making emotional talk about it well

God you know

it's very difficult to understand

how demoralized people are and certainly

I kind of feel bad but I'm not gonna lie

man I don't want to be mean and shit

it just took me by surprise that he's

gonna start crying

it legit it legitimately took me by

surprise I did I didn't I thought the

thumbnail was clickbait so I didn't

think it was gonna happen

but apparently yeah

he loves his people thank you Chris five

four three two one five second salute

any young manner in that category and

you get these casual

insults these these in cells is what

does it mean it's like well these men

they're they don't know how to make

themselves attractive to women who are

very picky and good for them women like

be picky that's that's your gift man

demand high standards from your man fair

enough but all these men who are

alienated it's like

they're Lonesome and and and

I don't find the incel things sad I find

it thank you w11

foreign

I don't find it sad I don't find it sad

like why is it sad all right you can't

get pussy so what

if it's just loneliness then it's not

about sex it's about loneliness

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if it's just about sex then it's funny

right

think about it

the factors people that just the fact

there's people who identify as in cells

and they have like communities is

objectively funny right

subjectively funny and it's like these

are wild males

it's wild males

they're Wild

they can't be controlled

they're on the loose

[Laughter]

oh my God

[Laughter]

it's so funny I don't know why it's like

it's like they formalized they're like

yup we don't get any pussy

nope

not

they've they've it's it's accident it's

like they've forsaken women

they forsaken sex

they gave they've given up

and now

they're on the loose

a man who no longer craves pussy is a

dangerous man

it's like it's like a form of like it's

like a form of darmic Enlightenment it's

like they have like the third eye open

and it's like it's like in cells are

like dudes who are like sitting like

this crossed legs like they're like this

they're like this

they're like like sitting cross leg and

they're like they're like

and they're Unbound they're completely

Unbound

I don't know they've made it their

identity

they've actually made it their identity

they don't know what to do and everyone

piles abuse on them when she said that

Olivia Wilde it stung you didn't it I

saw you oh by that time you know

that as far as as critic critiques go

that was kind of low level I mean once I

got painted as

Red Skull you know magical super Nazi

that was kind of the end of the insults

there's no place past that so when

Olivia Wilde made those comments the

first thing I did was go look at the

preview for a movie which I quite liked

I thought I would go see that movie

probably and perhaps I will it didn't

really bother me my my family and I

talked about it right away and we were

able to respond to it with some degree

of humor which then people completely

misunderstood I said I hope that you

know that if I had to be played by

someone I think Chris Wilde is that

he's a very good looking man and so if

that seems all right you know and then I

said something like I hope he gets my my

uh fashion style choice right when he

plays me and it was a joke all that was

a joke

you've been so controlled today

and yet in that brief moment you got

very emotional why

constantly

how many people

are dying for a lack of an encouraging

word

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and how easy it is to provide that if

you're careful

you know give credit where credit is due

and to say

come on guys don't laugh it's satanic

are you laughing at this shit

why are you laughing at this

you're a net force for good if you want

to be

yeah stop all right

guys stop

stop

stop it

everyone stopped

everyone stop

would you believe you're a net force we

go

net yes

in all the details probably not

you know no one's perfect

so

people make their mistakes as they

stumble uphill

foreign

's been a fascinating interview thank

you very much

you've thank you you've got this new box

set up yeah yeah I'm pretty happy about

that would be just 24 rules for life uh

and Beyond order uh fascinating books

they've sold how many millions now well

12 rules sold seven and I think Beyond

order is approaching a million now so

yeah they're doing just fine you ever

think you'd sell that number of books I

never thought any of this would happen

you know I mean

so yeah I knew when I was teaching at

Harvard and at the University of Toronto

that some of the things I were I was

teaching were revolutionary I was

surprised that I got along with it got

away with it let's say as long as I did

and so there's a way in which it doesn't

surprise me and and I wouldn't say

that's because of the Brilliance of my

ideas it's because I'm I'm good at

communicating ideas but the ideas that

I've been developing their ancient ideas

they're the oldest ideas we have in some

real sense so they have the power right

absolutely your uh launch the Peterson

Academy tell me about that quickly yeah

well um I've been collecting along with

my daughter

um great professors and Educators from

all around the world and we're having

them come to Miami to film you know it's

it's so crazy that like it's like Olivia

is like he's like yo Olivia Wilde called

you an insult and he's like oh yeah and

he just like cries

but I mean

like what a response it just took me by

surprise like I thought he was gonna

like

respond

I didn't think it would act she would

win right I didn't think she would win

she won

he's with diff he got defeated

immediately

right

but um

that's just what happens

that's what happens I guess

I would have roasted her I was like um

there's this crazy streamer Hayes from

infrared and I'm gonna rank him and like

Olivia I was like oh yeah bitch you ugly

you busted his ass Shut the fuck up and

leave it wisely like I would roast her

right back

you know what I mean right on the spot I

would not just you know give up I would

like fight back I'd be like oh yeah I'm

oh I said oh I'm an inside you a goddamn

you got cobweb ass I mean I would say

some nasty shit who's Olivia I would say

Olivia Wilde you fucking busted ass used

up

I would say some crazy shit

oh God

she fine I'm looking this up looking

this up Olivia Wilde

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I don't know nah she's not fine

she is not fine all right she is not

fine

I I got a lot of things to roast about

her okay I got a lot of things to roast

about this okay

so you know I would not be coming you

know I will insult women's appearances

if they start talking shit about me I

will roast them right back I am not a

gentleman I am not a gentleman as a

matter of fact

look

I used to be I used to I used to have

this thing where I would be so

cold-hearted

I used to do this thing I'd be so

cold-hearted

that I legit

will pretend

who like you

I won't pretend to like you but like

I'll be romantic all this shit and then

I'll ghost you

and they're like huh why is house so

cold-hearted why does House have no

feelings for me why does how it's so

cold why is he so rude

you want to know why because when push

comes to shove you would sell me to the

feds when push comes to shove you don't

share my cause I'm only loyal to

Communism I don't give a fuck about

anything else when push comes to shove

when the revolution comes you will be

with the police when the revolution

comes you will put me in jail when the

Revolution come you would not ride or

die with me I'm gonna fuck about this

damn shit I don't give a fuck about a

scrap of pussy motherfucker I'm here to

fight for the goddamn Revolution

that's why I'm cold-hearted

that's why I'm cold-hearted that's why

I'm cold-hearted

that's why cause is cold that's why Haas

is ice cold oh this is so good I tell

people I don't want to be your friend

like oh can we at least be friends Haze

no we can't

the fuck we gonna be friends for we're

gonna exchange we're gonna be pen pals

and exchange letters I got no business

with you are you working with me on for

the revolution are you working for me

are you working with me for communism

are you side by side are we are we

working somehow building something

for the revolution for communism no I

don't give a fuck

I don't got friends I only got comrades

you know what I mean

shit

shit

shit

shit

say it

guys why are you so mean why are you so

cold because it's a cold world

it's a cold world I'm a single-minded

male I got I'm single of mine singular

of mind I don't give a fuck about

anything

except communism not a goddamn thing

oh hi you're so your sociopath

no you just a fucking weekly that's what

you are you're just a weakling

you're just a fucking weekly

uh on my feelings right my feelings who

gives a fuck

who gives a fuck about that shit man

thank you w11 appreciate you based

the infra see the infrasell way is pump

and dump and salute Lenin that's the

infercell way the true infercell way

does it you know you should not be a

bitter virgin

but you should

pump dump and salute Lenin

only care about the revolution

that's the infrasell way

it's a cold world

it's a cold world it's a cold world

what I mean people people people people

they they focus on too much bullshit man

focus on too much bullshit

see that's why in see there's a

difference between an infer cell and an

incel I'm explaining an infercell

still an infrasell either doesn't care

about it or they can have sex if they if

they don't have sex they don't care

right but if they do they still don't

care and infrasell

you know they don't care they have sex

but they don't they don't give a fuck

they don't they don't like they don't

have all this emotional seeing in cell

is out here

they have so much desire they have so

much desire right and in for so

in for cells

look

this is an in for cell if there's an in

GTA 5 if there's a train coming and

there's a portrait of Stalin

and there's an e-girl and you can only

save one and infrasell will save the

portrait of Stalin

in a video game okay that's an in for

sale

the trolley problem okay that's that's

an end for so okay

that's what it means

not everyone can be

I'm inventing a new thing

okay

look and in for cells are the most elite

and enlightened

members of The Cult

and for cells will never be in a

relationship with a woman

who is not also a communist and not also

aligned because what's the point she's

not helping serve the revolution what's

the point if it ain't about the

revolution what is it about tell me

what's it about right so that's the most

elite in light that that these

infrasells these people they're like

and they just sit

they'll have a one-night stand and

they'll just sit by the bed

and they'll do this in front of like a

statue a bust of Lenin like it's the

Buddha and they'll do this

and she'll get up uh can we talk about

your feelings leave

what leave

you're disturbing my meditation

that's an in for sale

that's an in for sale okay

that's what they mean when they call you

an infrasell they're not saying you're a

virgin

they're saying you are so enlightened

that you are Beyond Desire itself

it's like a spiritual Warrior

some kind of ascended being

thank you Chris appreciate you man help

me with the revolution then make me a

sandwich

foreign

that's

um

that's not an infrasell but that's a um

that's a uh that's a Peterson that's an

infra Jordan Peterson fan

but yeah I mean look time is money and

money is

estranged social

historical time

and historical time is revolutionary

therefore time is Revolution time is

money equals time is Revolution how does

this benefit for example like the way I

always thought about it how does this

benefit the growth of infrared how does

this benefit my takeover of the cpusa

you know I've told someone that before

I've literally told someone about that

before they were saying some shit I was

just like I only can't listen I was

saying some shit I was like

I only care about taking over the cpusa

leave

[Laughter]

you know what I mean it's like how does

this Bend how does it benefit that

oh oh oh oh oh you're looking for

meaning

but you would sell me to the feds man

you would rat me out to the feds

you know what I mean everyone's a Fed

everyone's the police everyone's a narc

the way I see it everybody's a spy

literally true

literally true the way I see it

literally true

infra simps

are also a thing but they're the lowest

on the hierarchy

infrasimps are lowest on the hierarchy

and some examples of infrasimps

most of them got purged believe it or

not

those in for Sims are the first to get

perched but in an in for simp is

basically a copper they're basically

like the opposite

and they're the lowest on the hierarchy

and in for simp is basically a guy who's

like yeah like I agree with infrared and

everything but like

what about women's feelings like that

kind of fucking guy you know what I mean

the guy who speaks for all women that's

an infra simp they usually get banned

outright

and most gorillas fall in between

most gorillas are in the middle between

the infrasell and the infrasimp

most are in the middle

there's oh there's another in for cell

tactic I've I've employed this in the

past

so

this infrasell tactic is

after you hook up with someone

you fully disclose

that you support Russia's special

military operation

with a straight face

oh my God that's so horrible

Putin is very very good

Putin is good so you can't say that shit

before but after yes you can

can after that's another in for cell

tactic

you can't do it before after yes you can

guys you know I have to stress guys

don't take my advice if you're ugly okay

just be honest if you're ugly don't take

my advice if you're ugly just settle

down just find a spouse settle down

don't be crazy like me okay this only

applies to good looking people okay it

don't apply to the ugly ones

if y'all are ugly don't don't do what

I'm saying if you're ugly and you do

what I say it's gonna look really cringe

okay it's gonna be really grinched

but if you're good if you're good

looking yes you must take this advice if

you're ugly just

be normal okay

if you're listen I'm gonna I'm gonna

give ugly people advice now because I

it's some I rarely ever do it

if you're ugly and yes average looking

means ugly okay

if you're not a beautiful handsome male

you're ugly so if you're an ugly dude

the burden of proof on you

is to make up for that so you do have to

be like an honorable

stoic like be like a father and shit be

like a good man

you know don't you don't have to be a

Sim but you do have to be like you can't

be crazy like me right you can only be

crazy if you're not a you can only be

crazy if you're um a beautiful handsome

male if you're not

and if you're ugly don't do what I'm

saying because it's cringe okay

if you're ugly and you do this shit I'm

telling you it's so fucking great it's

so fucking Grinch

as you're going bald don't take your own

advice even if I was bald you little

bitch I have a beautiful facial

structure

I have a beautiful I have beautiful

green eyes beautiful beard beautiful

facial structure even if I fully went

bald okay so let's not uh let's not sit

here and cope okay you can't do what I

do okay you said I'm a five acting like

a ten let's see what your girl will say

let's see how your girl will feel about

my all let's see how how your girl will

feel about my biceps let's see how she

would feel let's see how your girl will

feel in the presence of my shoulders

right don't be saying this dumb bullshit

don't be saying this dumb bullshit

don't be saying this dumb bullshit a

little coping bitch

you ugly fuck

ugly ass little bitch

ugly ass coping little bitch that's what

lefties do lefties the real in cells

watch me and they're like because you

know lefties want to be equal with

everyone's like oh I'm just like Hans

Haas is really ugly and shit like me no

I'm not bitch no I'm not

I'm not like you I'm nothing like you

you ugly fuck you ugly ass bitch

you are not equal

ugly ass bitch

projecting that ugly ass energy on me

yeah get that shit off me man ugly ass

little bitch

you know what I mean you know what I

mean you know what I mean you know what

I mean

and also ugly people got to start paying

attacks in the chat

by the way

if you have already donated in the

Stream

you don't have to donate any further I

always feel bad when I do that

you don't have to be doing any further

but every ugly person watching this has

to give me five dollars right now

ugly ass

ugly ass people

let's go ugly ass people

let's do that ugly tax

the tax collectors here

where if you're ugly you got to pay a

tax

damn

this is a everybody's handsome in this

community

okay I'll take that

I'll take that

so we can say infrared is the most

handsome community on the internet

infrared

nobody's ugly in this community now what

the fuck nah Chris nah man I told you

don't do that man

he said he's

that's Savage what the fuck

[Laughter]

Jennifer why

you already know Jennifer what are you

doing

don't be doing that shit

based thank you Chris donating defaults

ugly tax

[Laughter]

dollars all right default give them give

them your PayPal shit default owes you

money right

he owes you money and someone Jennifer

was donating for someone else too

Jennifer was donating for fucking Zolo

or some shit okay

Jennifer was donating for Zolo okay

but yeah

that was the most Savage thing Chris has

ever said in the history of infrared

it's the most Savage thing

he ever said

that was legit the most Savage thing

let's check out

laughs

oh what is this I'm not gonna show this

I'm not gonna show this

yo where is Nick land I'm not even

kidding anymore like where is he I think

Urban Amic confirmed he's still alive so

I guess that's all that matters

but I actually feel like Nick land quit

the internet because of me you like he

quit and he was like

he was like uh oh this infrared shit is

crazy

gotta consult the pneumogram to figure

this shit out

yeah he left with her

kind of makes me feel better because I'm

banned so I don't get to miss out right

all right you know what let's can let's

do more in cell content let's let's um

Let's uh talk about women's humor okay

because this is uh

we're gonna analyze the female humor

okay that's what we're doing

all right

thank you turbo

and you turbo

all right so this is uh take me to

snurch

and this is a classic example of the

female humor okay

so female humor is usually non-offensive

uh completely

innocuous so

um female humor is innocuous it is

inoffensive and it's

it's defined by

um

being like cute but also ridiculous yes

that's what it is female humor this is

female humor female humor is like oh I'm

so cute but I'm also ridiculous that's

female humor okay

that's what it is

female humor is the combination of cute

with ridiculous oh look at this cute

little frog it's so silly and ridiculous

uh oh the frog is upside down why is the

Frog that's what it is okay and there's

gonna be multiple examples throughout

the night

in which we analyze the structure of

this humor

so let's begin tonight's infrasell

Marathon

my snails

knows every snail's disapproval should

have snore shipped hers also uh notice

the silly ridiculous but

a noticeably lowercased

uncapitalized words for the lyrics

notice that notice how the words are not

capitalized

notice these things

ever did speak she's the last truth now

with peace there is none is getting more

bleak a fresh noise and each week we

were born snake you heard them say it my

snare joffers no absolute she tells me

Worship in the snail room the only

snapping wait this is going to be a

sociology stream right

so the classical case of a simp

is that the simp does not find female

humor funny but he will like

algorithmically

search for the patterns that make that

like to Pander to women's humor so like

this simp will take this video he didn't

laugh once right but he will take this

video because he knows he knows

the women he likes finds it funny and

he's gonna send it to her oh look at

take me to snurge it's a snail

he doesn't find it funny right and she

doesn't get turned on by it why because

this is the shit women share with each

other

this is you should never try to

replicate women's humor they only see

women when they're together

they they share that sense of humor and

they start cackling like witches they're

like

that we have nothing to do with that as

men we need to stay away from that okay

we need to stay away from that

you don't want to uh try to get in the

loop of that cackling

shit okay that's what they do amongst

themselves Andrew

ugly attacks incoming big Thanos thanks

for the content you're a badass oh

Andrew you just want to make me feel

like shit

thank you Andrew sorry for roasting you

sorry man

I feel like shit

okay but back to what I'm saying oh 20

20 seconds 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11

10 9 8 7 6 5 4. three two one huncho

us I had this French girl approach me

today for directions accent and all but

I had to decline helping her for Emir

cater's sake but thanks for all the

laughs man you're a genius sometimes

thank you Hanzo what a nice donation

that's soon also don't you see when you

guys send me the ugly tax it makes me

feel bad I didn't think anyone would

send it okay it just makes me feel bad

so don't don't don't do that no the ugly

tax is over okay nobody's gonna admit

they're ugly if you're ugly don't admit

it to me because I'll feel bad just bear

your ugliness in silence and don't make

don't make me feel bad for you okay just

just bear your pain in silence okay

I really feel bad now

but uh okay back to the analysis of um

the female uh cackling so the simp will

try to get in on the inter-female cackle

humor but it's the female cackling is

very dangerous

um that's where witches come from they

like boil babies and shit and it's very

dangerous so you don't want to get

involved in that so when a man makes a

woman laugh you're not appealing to her

humor you are making her see let me tell

you guys the truth laughing is a cope or

the metaphysical impossibility this is

Jordan Peterson you need like women

laugh at your joke as a man not because

you're appealing to her sense of humor

but at the expense of the threshold of

what she considers possible

when you make a woman laugh she's

laughing as a coping mechanism for being

confronted with the impossibility of

sexual difference

okay let's continue our investigation

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thank you Honcho

I appreciate you Juan so Hanzo has been

here for so long honcho you have always

been the homeless guy of this community

but now you're you're you've fully

bought in you're full in for cell now

but um I actually appreciate Alejandro I

appreciate it I really do

no jokes

but uh yeah we're analyzing female humor

so let's continue

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so you see the the female derives

comedic pleasure from this

um use of the SN prefix on Words it does

not belong to

because it appears both cute and absurd

at the same time

and this elicits great humor in the

female brain as they find

the SN prefix the inappropriate s and

free prefix very funny

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foreign let me see through my life

if I'm a snake enough a good time my

love is the sunlight keep the goddess on

my side she demands

drain the whole sea get something also

um the proliferation of female humor

uh onto soy males is what you see on

Reddit so this humor is also popular on

Reddit

and males will also pretend it's funny

and they're not a single male was has

ever laughed at this video in their life

not a single male has ever broken a

smile

watching this video however

they absorb the female humor

uh which contributes to the chemical uh

production of gynecomastia

and estrogenic effects

and they they like to keep it around so

the redditor is going to update this

without laughing at all they're not

laughing and they just like the aura

they like the fact that people find it

funny

and they they want to they want to

confirm that this is the aesthetic

of humor without even partaking in it

so as you see it's a crisis

let's let's look at more examples of

female humor because there's a frog one

that I saw

and it was the Frog

um frog singing

um

Dancing Queen

yup this is another example of female

humor right here

here it is this one was also recommended

to me because the algorithm knows what

female humor is right when you keep

watching these videos

and I watched that video Once on a phone

that I didn't I wasn't signed in on and

it started recommending me all these

other videos and I went down a rabbit

hole of understanding female humor so

this one is Dancing Queen by Abba but

it's about frogs now notice it's all in

lower case and this signifies the um

email uh uh you know combination of

cuteness with absurdity

and that also holds true for this cute

little frog

who is also dancing so you will hear

this watch

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will see the Frog she is

now if you shared this to Twitter many

women would find it funny

like I promise you they would find it

funny

especially the first part where she just

starts screaming this is part of the

excessive nature of the female humor

sometimes they just take it too far

right so she that's why when they're

making each other laugh it's like

witchcraft it's cackery they start

cackling

that's crazy over-the-top shit and it's

out of control right the way she

screamed in the beginning of the song

signified the Unbound nature

of the willingness to promote absurdity

um as you can see

and sometimes this has uh dangerous

results like sometimes when a you know

I'm gonna be real okay I'm gonna be real

okay I'm gonna say something super

sexist and fat phobic

but it's the truth sometimes when a

group when sometimes when the fat girls

are out

when they're having a fat girls night

out at the bar and they're being silly

and goofy

and they're being silly and goofy and

then they bump into a man he falls flash

face flat on the floor and they knock

over the table and glass shatters and it

causes immense destruction

that's what I mean by Unbound

okay

let's continue with our investigation

let's continue

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Friday night and the Flies are low

looking out for a swamp to go

where they have the right insects

getting in the log you come to look for

a frog

foreign

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so uh whoever made this thought this the

addition of this part was really funny

so let's check it out

about everything

this is indeed

this is indeed

the humor

you're in the mood for some flies

and when you see those eyes

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having the time of your life

uh let's let's look at this channel

because this um

oh this is the same account

this is the same account so now there's

an another one called take me to toad

oh it's the same YouTube channel okay

take me to Toad and this is a funny uh

picture will females find it I don't

this is the lowercase Tumblr humor you

see

this is in for cell investigation log

Journal number 396

if uh the female deep State uh

assassinates me for exposing their sense

of humor uh just understand I am logging

my recordings of the findings of this

investigation

and this is spooky this is literally

this is like Paranormal investigations I

swear to God it's fucking scary

okay let's check let's check it out

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my church

she tells me what

the only toad that everyone is

alone with you I was born cold but I

love it

hi

hi

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is

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the sunlight

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to line the whole pot

s

unfortunately

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work how did you do this

foreign

you saw the cackling you see that cackle

at the end

how was the cackling

I keep telling you how this works that

was the cackling

that was the cackling okay let's let's

watch the next one

I found my penis in a car door you

slammed your penis in the car door

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foreign

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I think

okay we're gonna just do a try not to

laugh a challenge and this um this kind

of concludes the infercell investigation

although these videos are marketed

towards a general audience to maximize

algorithm engagement

um

so this may be a proxy for female humor

it may indeed

uh so we're going to uh we're going to

watch this okay I'm gonna watch this

no I did not just do that

oh

I think I missed the joke hold on I'll

do it again

no I did not just do that

oh

I guess that was the joke

that was really funny

foreign

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hello

hello

open the door please

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yeah this one's got a million views and

it says it says try not to so this is

what it says it says three minutes can

you not laugh throughout the whole video

and it's a LGBT rainbow flag

uh profile picture

which means it's got to be funny right

so let's check it out

Chosen One

foreign

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I feel like I'm in high school again and

I'm watching like all this cringe shit

just to find anything to send my crush

and it's all flick failing right and I

have to keep searching oh shit that

wasn't funny fuck

I have to keep finding it find something

funny she'll find fun

I've worked for you a long time and I'm

paid less than Robin equal pay for men

and women no time for jokes

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Captain America

I'm pretty tired

think I'll go home now

Cliff come here

Urban shake my hand

shake my hand put her there God damn it

Kevin

I'll just die

Quarter Pounder defies physics

foreign

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how the fuck was that funny that was

like the lowest common denom like that

is such a like low effort

oh there's still um The Challenge

there's uh 44 seconds left in the

challenge so maybe I'll laugh

in the next 44 seconds

of the challenge challenge

you have time to talk for a second I'm

just feeling really lonely lately like

nobody likes me

and he falls down all by himself

perfectly Landing

who are these spiky cleats anything is

possible please

PJ

what's the only part of a vegetable you

can't eat

your Pokemon is really sneaky with their

names so for example this one this looks

like a cobra right this actual name is

Arbok but if you're really backwards it

says Cobra but same for this one it's an

ecats for free backwards it says snake

seven thousand dollars for this car but

oh we made it past the challenge we just

made it past the finish line

because you know a few more seconds of

that and I would have fucking broken

down in tears laughing so we bare we

barely made that one guys would have

never

right on the dot I was right about to

laugh thank God I made it

thank God we laughed

thank God

based

thank you emila I don't know what that

is I'll check it out the crystal girls

what is that

what are the crystal girls

the crystal girls

who own crystals is this it

world's gone mild

this one

all right yoga studio

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sound bath womb space

skin circus fire breath sister flame I

can smell your moon cycle oh my goodness

Temple these are the most beautiful

crystals how on Earth did you afford

them I was able to save money because I

stopped buying bras shampoo and

deodorant thank you for opening your

heart's Wings to the natural world it's

time to cleanse our wood womb you have

permission to dissolve into the

soundscape of the universe words

I'm such an asshole it's so hard to make

me laugh all right it's just hard it's

hard to make me laugh

uh

it's hard to make me laugh

it's really hard

hello everyone

this is running on empty

Food review

well hello ladies gentlemen and everyone

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checking in

I was doing some research as I always do

you know I always try to look out for

new things to review

new items that are out there

and I found out about this really

I would describe it I think the only way

to describe it really is a new and

inventive concept

and it combines a series of ingredients

never really seen before

and the way that it works is you take

a piece of chicken

oftentimes breaded

occasionally fried

and you place it between these two

slabs I guess of you know why chicken

sandwiches are the fat ass the biggest

fat ass invention in the world

because Fried Chicken is already fucking

breaded it's already breaded chicken but

you're putting more bread on it what a

fat fuck recipe I still eat them because

they're so good but like it's such like

a Shameless fat ass American uh type of

food

bread and you name it a chicken

sandwich

and all of these places have this thing

and that was a really stupid

introduction but either way

I tried I tried to make a chicken I've

never had chicken and waffles but I feel

like it's the same but worse like

chicken and waffles

is just pure fat ass indulgment and it's

like it doesn't even taste good as a

combination

it's just like it's too

fattening foods

that taste good separately so you just

combine them

for extra fat assery and they just oh I

got waffles and chicken and there's it's

like

you know

it's just pure fat pure fatness

pure fat Indulgence

I've never had it in my life but I feel

like that I feel like I'd feel really

sick after eating it

chicken sandwich sound a little more

interesting than it is because I I still

don't understand why it's such a big

Trend that's a very simple item but

every place does real chicken and

waffles is not breaded now that sounds

interesting that sounds interesting

when it's not breaded that sounds very

very interesting but breaded chicken and

waffles is just

really just that's just fat Indulgence

that's nothing else

that's the chicken sandwich and maybe

that's why to get in the midwest or in

the south I mean I am in the Midwest

so there's I mean there's Coney Islands

open right next to me right now I can go

to a Coney Island right now

24-hour Coney Islands they're all over

Detroit

all over right so I mean I'm in I'm in

I'm in the Midwest

because it's simple but it could be good

but you know back in 2019 you got the

iconic chicken sandwich and places still

do this Buffalo Wild Wings though they

say we've got a new chicken sandwich out

and this might be the best one they said

look just try it you're going to be

blown away

because it's not just a chicken sandwich

it's not a crispy chicken sandwich it's

a saucy chicken sandwich

this is a premium priced sandwich

ten dollars fifty cents for this yeah

yeah good luck

ten fucking dollars for a fucking

chicken sandwich suck my dick not to the

guy but

fucking company 10 bucks

does it come with fries does it come

with anything it all by itself ten

dollars

really it is a hand breaded chicken

fillet

and it has sauce on it and some pickles

hence

the Saucy chicken sandwich so

uh saucy

why do I have truffle because Ludwig

said it it'll improve chat and it

doesn't

because it's not for stream Labs so he

fucking lied I don't know that's why I

have it obviously that could imply

one of two things it's like yo Ludwig I

wanted to improve on my end not on the

Chatter's end on my end can you get

truffle for me

in stream labs

either a the sandwich could I don't care

if the chat suffers I just don't want to

suffer

I have a degree of sauce

everyone follow me on Instagram in

Instagram infra has

infra has follow me on Instagram I'm

gonna make Instagram I do Twitter

I'm gonna make Instagram the new Twitter

how about that infra has

but I have to start like taking care of

myself a lot

I'm gonna be posting pictures and shit

they're on or it could have some

attitude problems

and if I open the box I'll get hit with

a round of smack talk as they say

because it'll be saucy

Buffalo Wild Wings comes in this box

just got it delivered

and there's the bun

looks like it could barely be contained

so let's open it up now they have 26

different sauce flavors

I got you could get any sauce you want

on this I went with medium sauce

because when I usually get my boneless

wings

from Buffalo Wild Wings I always get

medium sauce on it because I think it's

a pretty Savory flavorful sauce but it

has some spice to it as well so I think

it's like the ideal buffalo sauce

plus that's what's really in the ad

all right Saucy chicken sandwich there

it is

well we've got some sauce action going

let's get a better look at this

it's a big sandwich I'll give them oh

that looks so good that looks so fucking

good oh my God oh my God it looks so

fucking good

okay ten dollars is a lot but like

yo that looks better than anything

that looks so fucking good holy shit

from that

would I necessarily describe what I'm

seeing now as particularly no pickles

get rid of those fucking pickles

pretty saucy

you look at the ad but you know this

isn't just a criticism of Buffalo Wild

Wings you look at the ad and you'll see

for yourself

all right there's some sauce on the top

bun

does this lazy employees it's not the

ads fault those employees just sprinkled

it on and just ordered up next one

I mean there's a piece of chicken I'd

say it's lightly sauced

it's definitely not dripping in sauce as

the uh and no sauce on the bottom not

dripping in sauce like how it's

portrayed in the ad

and there's some pickles

right there I guess I'll rearrange this

pickle I'll put it

put it here so we can get a little bit

of

pickle in every bite

but there you have it

like I said

definitely I think it's a good amount of

sauce and the reason is because Buffalo

Wild Wings the sauce is very strong

so I think that's a good amount I'm

gonna guess that's a good amount of

sauce

breaded

um crispy they're like hot sauce is very

uh strong so I'm guessing that's a good

amount

chicken

and you can see the sauce on it but

again for a sandwich of its size I

wouldn't say it's Saucy would you call

this just by default a saucy chicken

sandwich I wouldn't

so that's one thing it's not as Saucy as

you think

but

you can't judge a book by its cover all

right real quick I'm going to cut it in

half

and then I'll try it out so I'm going to

pause it while I cut it in half one

moment

all right the having has been just

ruined it man don't cut it in half

completed that way you could get a

better look at it so that's what the

inside looks like all right there's the

chicken

pickle and the sauce pretty basic

sandwich pretty straightforward so I'm

gonna try it out now and I'll let you

know I want to see him eat it because

I'm a fucking pervert and I like

watching people

from Buffalo Wild Wings

going in

yo did you hear that

did you hear that crunch oh my God

wow that yo that sounds like lobster man

to note you might say to be I just kind

of wanted to say like good or bad like

there's this fat fuck

who is the enemy of that he's the enemy

of this guy and he reviews food

differently

that guy

um

uh that guy's the enemy of this guy let

me find him

yeah this is him and he's the complete

opposite okay

he's the complete opposite and he's

they're they're literally arch nemesis

they're literally arch nemesis so let me

just this is also a chicken sandwich

and uh

their Arts they're literally enemies

okay this is him

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what is happening

today I'm at Popeyes and I'm doing their

surface turf

uh Mio it comes with scrimps and uh

chicken sandwich that's the surf and the

turf and it comes with a side and a

drink also it's uh like 9.99 and tax

license and transfer fees so yeah

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and I'm really excited to try this out

for you all so let's sneak a peekaloo to

see what Popeye's serpenter is all about

oh okay

I'm at Popeyes I'm doing their new surf

and turf that's right so the surf and

turfy obviously comes with a famous

Popeye's chicken sandwich and then you

throw in some uh some shrimps in here

right that's the surfy

that's the turfy and then I got a little

uh apple pie for some dessert and it

comes a little Creole cocktail sauce

you gotta love that chicken sandwich

from Popeye so this is the surf and turf

from Popeyes 9.99

and uh it comes with a drink and a side

but they didn't give me that so whatever

you know I got enough food here you know

but uh anyways the surf and turf from

Popeyes

oh yeah

what do you think about that everybody

needs stuff so it's a surf and turf

um I didn't realize that it was a

separate deals you get the the script

meal if you're gonna call it a circle on

top of the chico the famous uh Popeye's

Chicken and I threw a little cocktail

sauce that Creole cocktail sauce

on top of that so this is gonna be like

the true uh surf and turf sandwich

from Popeyes okay so we're gonna try

this out and me likey oops I just

spilled the spilled the little

scrimpsies here let me uh try to wipe

this mess off my

my uh how do you say shirt in Spanish by

uh sapato and uh well I'll just make it

a mess here look at this that's you know

what that's called that's called

gravity

but let me throw a little

uh Creole cocktail sauce

can't have enough of that

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so I'm gonna get a close-up shot of this

ready

grippy action in here the chicken you

got the true surf and turf sandwich

going on here with little Creole Souls

so yeah actually it's a little bun

action on top of here

and let's give this a shot today

oh boy here we go

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turkey

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foreign

food reviews

here we go oh this looks good and uh a

one and the two and the three yeah who's

the warm how long

I'm gonna go pee I'll be right back I'm

gonna go with this okay

um

foreign

virgin approaches women

fucking bowler man yeah thank you man

this is Jack a subscriber I made in San

Diego to help him Fillmore he's talking

to women makeup artists

headspace and just I was nervous she

felt comfortable with someone talking

my theory on how many yards Survived The

Purge his work on food was so essential

Soviets proved farming and food is

ecological art we should remember

uh thank you in the donor

you know say that I was nervous or

anything like that but I don't know it's

I guess it's a little

you know I'm trying not to view it as a

rejection but it's

yeah I know I feel like handshake what a

creep and it's like it's it's like it's

weird to like get used to that yeah but

um yeah how's your day going otherwise

that's pretty chill pretty chill yeah

absolutely what about you it's good you

know I'm just I'm just kind of like

hanging out with a friend and you know

walking the boardwalk and all that stuff

so

so and you live in PB I assume right I

live in Bird Rock Yo imagine having to

talk like this just to get pussy

imagine having to oh my God imagine

having to do this shit like pretending

you have to care

yeah oh Bird Rock okay yeah

reciprocity

um you mean like the jetty or like yeah

so like the bay on the other side yeah

what a weirdo he stopped someone for

directions and he's like oh yeah this is

I'm gonna pick her up

I'm gonna pick her up

I'm gonna stop her for directions and

then hopefully

we'll have sex

yeah I do runs like all the time to The

Jetty yeah it's about like from where I

live like five miles round trip so it's

not bad yeah do you ever like run or

yeah I run it but not when there's like

a million people oh I know yeah I I feel

like I'm always like like kind of

playing like Frogger or whatever that

game is called yeah this is the weirdest

guys

yo that's so cringe but um I don't I

want to ask if you want to get some

coffee sometime

so weird you know you stop someone for

directions and then ask for coffee

I'm sorry but like that's weird

you may as well just like be blunt just

like

don't know why you're talking to them

like it's you don't have to make an

excuse you don't have to be like oh um I

just wanted to no you didn't stop for

directions you're trying to talk to them

okay then just fucking do that if you're

gonna do that which itself is kind of

like

why right like in Broad

like if people are going from A to B why

bother them right

but I guess if it's love at first sight

then you just really can't let them go

you may as well just be like yo and just

start just start running game you know

just immediately start flirting don't

fucking do this shit you're like oh I'm

like dude you know like the thing anyway

because like they know because how are

you going to transition it you're gonna

say

um do you know where the bathroom is oh

yeah it's like down the corner oh down

the corner yeah

you want to go get coffee

what

no I mean

I actually have a boyfriend okay but no

problems yeah I respect you coming up

absolutely yeah I have a good one right

so I I

this is the incel uh world

that guy was just watching the whole

time

you've learned

you learn from me okay so but enjoy your

day all right you have a good one yeah

yeah yeah no it it went very well and

you know she's happy to talk I really

like that and

you know we just kind of

um

no the conversation just flowed yeah

yeah definitely an improvement from this

morning

yeah but you know it kind of just shows

you just have to

you know go through the adversity for a

little bit and then here 11 months ago

absolutely it was good

um thank you because you think to people

this dude is gonna be a virgin forever

he's yeah he's gonna talk to women like

by a talk he's gonna accost them on the

street

and he'll have like a five minute

conversation but it won't go beyond that

ever

uh let's go down the rabbit hole

let's look at the recommends next to

this video

let's watch Scared Straight

yo let's watch Scared Straight

Beyond Scared Straight best and funniest

moments

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dude I can feel your heart beating

through your shirt are you scared well

why is your heart pounding like a little

girl I can't kill me it makes no sense

anybody can kill you you can slip and

follow the banana peel you can get in a

car wreck you can fall off a bridge you

could have an aneurysm on a toilet you

never know because it makes you sound

uneducated and rather stupid you just

think you hard you think it's all about

Mr Coco you see those guys over there

they're gonna leave marshmallows in your

cocoa what did you remind me of it

reminds me of Midwestern Haunted House

actors

we're gonna kill you

oh yeah

you see that there is a real chainsaw

one time I uh I went to a haunted

campout here in uh Flint Michigan

and it was a haunted campout and the

whole thing was a disaster it completely

failed it was like the first of its kind

this was many years ago

and then at at night there was only like

50 people left

and then the actors who were all

volunteers came out of the woods

and it would like tie you up they would

like grab you put you on the ground and

tie you up

and then not much else they would like

chase you and shit and scare you now one

of them was dressed up

and then I got tied up and I was on the

floor he puts a shotgun to my belly and

he's like do you feel that that's a real

shotgun and he's like he's like um cocky

and he's like that's a real shotgun

and then I thought to myself sitting on

the ground trying to enjoy my Halloween

experience and then I thought for a

second I thought wait a second

all of these actors

are volunteers

they didn't go through they're not

employees they didn't go through a

vetting process

and the shotgun does indeed feel very

real

and it is like I could feel it right

it's a real shotgun

I thought to myself and I was like

is this a is this like a killer who's

actually gonna come here and shoot

people am I gonna die right now because

it is a real shotgun and he's just a

volunteer and it's kind of weird to

bring that

to a Halloween campout that's like okay

I get it supposed to be scary

but is it's a bit too far isn't it right

uh but I survived and I didn't die

and then later I did find out yeah it

was a real shotgun but it wasn't loaded

thank God

but that was just his way of uh scaring

people I don't I don't know if that's

legal though but it might be I don't

know

but I I don't know I'm not a narc you

know it was fun but I I did have sex

that was one moment where I was like

yeah I might die like this might be a

crazy person

who just joined with the actors

you know okay this is when I'm gonna say

Implement Sharia law in America okay and

it

oh I don't even want to give anyone this

idea this is how fucked up it is right

but I've always likes I've always had

this scary thought

what if a serial killer like Blended in

with haunted house

actors

because that's shit I always used to do

right they blended with Haunted House

actors or anything like that and like

they actually killed people

that would be the that's when I would

fucking leave America because like fuck

man we can't even have that anymore

you know what I mean oh my God man I

feel oh man

knock on wood that never happens

give me those shoes

give me those shoes take them off take

them off

take off those shoes right you want to

wait you want me to take them out give

me those shoes if I take them off so

y'all twins

I'm a twin too

I got identical twin brother why are

these like young girls being scared by

grown men in prison like they're not

going to be in prison with these grown

men what the fuck it's locked up too let

me get those

I want my shoes you got your fist balled

up

this dude is as big as Shaq and he's

asking for this little girl's shoes like

he's gonna wear it around in prison

he took her shoes

man

check

he cannot fit in those shoes

I'm not scared so you tough yes I am why

are you here man that's respectful

towards my parents fighting my mom your

mom says

who does that who does that she stuff

right then she looks I'm burning I'm 12.

I lie I've gotten into physical

altercations with my parents and I'm

disrespectful

if you fight your parents go to jail all

right I'm science that's too far right

that's too far if you fight your parents

get your ass in jail you are a wild

animal okay get your ass in jail if you

fight your parents

that's weight I would just run away if

you ever if you need to fight your even

if they're fighting you just run away

don't if you fight your parents go to

fucking jail all right you are a wild

animal you cannot be in you're too far

right

everybody

but you scared of us what type of Wheels

that's me that's me

and a chatter talking shit to a gets in

VC

that's me in the chatter talking shit

who gets in VC

same shit I want you to hold this for me

hey hold this it's Kool-Aid we put this

on bitches like you lick your lips

I stick your hand in that Kool-Aid just

stick it in there

now take your finger just do this to the

bottom one

come here nah bro that's a kid come on

man

bro that's fucked up that's legit fucked

up

that is legit fucked up man

that that is traumatizing bro don't do

that shit

don't do that shit

what the fuck yeah Chris Hanson needs to

get in here man what the fuck is going

on

they answer me

right you don't know what to do you

wouldn't know what to do yeah I'm not

scared of this I'm sorry I'm not scared

of a woman come on it's this is the most

pathetic one

oh I'd be scared of a woman

you don't understand if she's not in

here for beating up a female she's in

here for beating up a guy honestly

I know in prison if you're in prison for

like you know over a decade even about

five years

you know dudes get desperate and who are

win who are dudes Gonna Run game on

they're gonna run game on Deborah right

here okay Deborah

she's the She's a beauty pageant and I

mean she's the queen of prison she's

like the fucking she's like the Kim

Kardashian of prison okay and you know

these dudes Who Run games she gets in

the yo you know it happens all right

know what happens

just letting you know what happens

because in prison I'll tell you why

she's the only female in psych she's the

only one in sight and you she has all of

these men to choose from and they only

have her to choose from

so the the most Charming

the most Charming best looking most got

the most game most baller dude in prison

versus her oh he wins right that's such

a trade-off right and it's happened a

lot before look it up big hurt talked

about it on his channel he's interviewed

people they've talked about it I've seen

that shit

I've seen that shit I've seen them talk

about it it's like a real thing that

happens a lot yeah

your turn all right yeah that's just

scary because if you bring men into it

it's not realistic but if it's a woman's

prison you're trying to scare these

young girls that's fucking scary

this is not a joke

this is not a game all right I'm gonna

be real I'm scared of her I said I

wasn't scared of woman she's an

exception I am scared of that one

I am scared of that

that woman

definitely

that that scared me straight

that scared me straight

conjugal visits

I dude I don't know if America has

conjugal visits

on Google visits USA do they have them

uh only in five states Mississippi New

York California South Carolina and

Minnesota

and you know

me like yeah like me yeah I think and

even then it's probably like once a year

or something

but a conjugal visit should be minimum

once a week

that's what I think

right if you want to realistically say

like yeah like what does a man need

uh yeah once a week

especially if it's in prison right

okay this is a lifestyle we live here

once you hear you're only a number who's

talking to you then look at me and pay

attention

that is the scariest woman I've ever

seen in my life

that is fucking scary I'm sorry that

woman is terrifying

terrifying man fuck you give me a hard

time about everything you don't want to

do your room you don't want to do

housework you don't want to do yard work

and I I just want you to stay here just

just for a little while

come on come on

let's go

I will not want to be in jail because

alcohol

alcohol at 12

alcohol

alcohol

at 12

. oh no man oh no

at 12

alcohol

you can get beat up right and you can

get hurt I also would not want to be in

jail because it's not the life for me do

you really think that I should take you

home today yes

jail is a bad place to be in because it

kind of smells funny

what's up you like to fight homie that's

what you like to do huh you little bitch

use a bitch I'm gonna use a pop tour I

see right let me tell you

so this dude is saying this shit he's

27. that kid he's probably 12 right now

in 10 years or not 10 okay in six to

seven years that kid is going to be the

biggest drug lord in his City and he's

gonna hunt this guy down and behead him

and

and you could tell that kid knows that

he's completely he's not he's not uh

breaking he's like yeah I'm gonna

remember you car now I'm remembering you

all right yeah I'm young now

oh you think I look cute I'm young now

you think I'm a little kid right now I'm

harmless right I'm young now just wait

five years and I'm gonna come find you

and behead you you little bitch

that's what he's saying in his head and

he's right he's probably right

see people think

you know these crazy scary criminals

just come from nowhere no that kid is

gonna grow up to be that right that's

why you don't want to mess with don't

mess with kids all right

don't don't bully them and shit if they

look like that kid with like the hair

and that crazy ass what would your

hustle be in prison if you were a

political prisoner what would your

favorite food be your favorite pastime I

would keep I would be the isolated man

to keep to my time just read and write

that's all I would write 10 000 books

that I would keep to myself and I would

uh

I would just not be associated with

anything

but I you know I might uh form a cult in

prison I don't know since I'm a cult

leader and I know how to do that

apparently but

um yeah if you see one of those kids

with attitude you know I could tell

if they're like

stoic

you could tell they've been through shit

like yeah they're gonna grow up and

they'll kill you one day if you like if

you give them a bad memory if you make

fun of them or bully them or some shit

they're gonna grow up and fucking kill

you man don't don't fuck with those you

know I

people remember shit you know

my number is

110-330-1808 I want these kids to know

right now they got a chance

Pop-Tart you got the decorations just

like the Pop-Tarts

you pop tarted out You Think You Are

this dude is a killer man he's got that

crazy green hair

this dude's gonna grow up to fucking

stab people okay

and he's probably gonna be the the

fucking Mafia Lord of his fucking earth

right he's gonna remember this shit

oh wait he's shrugging right now this

dude doesn't seem scared right it seems

like he knows his future

it seems like he already knows his

future yeah this is the Joker yes this

is the Joker over here okay this dude

seems like he knows what's up

I can't hear you

jumping jacks ready

exercise go hunt

[Applause]

zero who told you to stop who told you

that I don't care about your pants you

better make sure they stay up is it

clear yes sir ready

exercise go hey I don't no I promise all

right in prison nobody does that shit

all right nobody's like exercise

that shit don't happen they just find

all sorts of ways they're just bullying

these kids that's all they're doing

it's so funny man that's all they're

doing they're just bullying these kids

it's not realistic at all

oh God

right now I don't mean

you know what scares straight is

bullshit I'll tell you why it's bullshit

because they bring in these small little

kids who are like 11 years old

who are probably gonna grow up to be

criminals

if they're already in Scared Straight

program they must have committed crimes

way early on so they're gonna grow up

and be mean motherfuckers

and you get like a 30 year old dude yeah

dude he's like he's not even finished

growing yet

you know what I mean

it's so stupid

it's like oh you got me there is an age

difference

but what happens when he grows up he's

going to remember this you see that's

why it's scared straight don't work it

don't work right because the only

difference between that kid who's crying

and this dude screaming at him is time

just age right wait till he grows up and

what you're gonna do that same shit to

him no you're not so there needs to be a

different way to discourage people from

getting in trouble besides just scaring

them because the only reason they're

getting scared right now is because

they're young what happens when they

grow up right think about it common

sense

where are you you punk he's like his 50

year old man hey you're young

you're 10 years old you little bitch I

could beat you in a fight

yeah because he's like fucking nine

years old you know

congratulations dude you it's I mean I

know they're doing it because they get

off they get good points or whatever

and they get time off their sentence

whether it's it's good standing with the

court or whatever but I mean come on man

it's stupid you touch me I'll fuck you

up man you up quick I don't get about

here imagine if they had scared straight

but for babies and they just bring

babies to prison and this giant dude

with a tattoo whose balls are you stupid

little baby shut the fuck up stop crying

you dumbass little bitch

you're like screaming in their face and

shit same way

laughs

because why end there right it's the

same shit it's pretty much the same

thing

isn't it

it's pretty much the same thing

[Music]

you should have hit him you'll hit it

out of me your mama I asked you why you

hit your mama you told me because you

was mad at us all right a dude who hits

his mom I mean yeah go to jail man you

were hitting your mother oh my God

that shit is wild man that is wild that

is wild man that's beyond

that's beyond the fucking pale all right

that shit is just wild you hitting

people are hitting their mother

they're hitting their mother come on man

is beyond the pale

I need my uh

I need my uh

grip resistance thing

fucking wrists are getting weak

yeah yeah you're trying to impress them

y'all want it y'all like it

my name is Ethan and I'm 13 and I got in

trouble for throwing books of teachers

disrespecting teachers cussing out

teachers and fighting you don't think

you're going to cry nope I think it's

yours we're different you're you and I

mean I'm scared why are you smoking

though maybe this that dude's gonna grow

up to fucking

be the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

come across this County I don't know why

did you smirk man he says they don't

know you can't speak up anymore

did you smart because you think I'm

funny did you smart because you think

I'm a jackass how the hell are you gonna

steal from an old woman go ahead wipe

your little eyes go right ahead go room

just watch it I want you there are five

below

it's okay we'll make it better this is

so fucked up it's so fucked up

like what the fuck

any y'all see me on the last show I did

you did they call me Ice Mike cause I'm

cold as ice this dude did nothing

this dude's not scary what did he do

he just stole he got a one-year sentence

this is literally just a normal guy this

is a normal guy who got caught up right

this is just a normal dad went to Best

Buy and he just fucking took shit

so what this is not a scary dude at all

right this is literally not a scary this

is there's nothing scary about this guy

nothing all right

this is just a wholesome dad I Pro I

guarantee you he's literally the most

wholesome guy in the world

I'm back and I'm ready for round two I

have my Kool-Aid ready his eyes are a

little bit crazy his eyes are a little

bit crazy I'm gonna give him that

I'll give him that those eyes are a

little bit different okay matter of fact

bitch you hold this you drop it I'll

smack out of you don't give a fuck about

going in the hole what the hell are you

from that child is a bunch of bitches

I guess

you don't know nothing about being real

damn you can't see that shit man

he said I guess I'll let them catch you

on camera saying that because if you go

back home

that's how you were representing your

people I mean shit man that wouldn't

shit I would not I would not get this

yeah that I would not get that I'll tell

them erase that shit don't put that on

TV don't tell him I said that shit you

know what I mean why would you fucking

say I guess man if he's 16 years old all

right

and yeah I mean that's young but when I

was 16

I knew the laws I knew like you know

don't be uh

don't be violating those laws

I'm not talking about the law I'm

talking about the social laws like don't

don't uh don't give away your people

so easily right do you understand me

bitch don't swing I beat the about you

Make My Day bitch make it

yeah that dude is like all right I'll

wait till you go to bed and then I grab

a shank and then you're done right

it would not wear win a fight there but

that's not stopping the violence right

that shit I'm saying this shit don't

help all right Scared Straight doesn't

work I promise you I promise you it

doesn't work

you want to know why because I've been

through it myself I'm just kidding

I'm not not as like a direct program but

yeah yeah I've been through this shit

I did I I

tried to scare me straight the authority

figures in my life tried to scare me

straight it didn't work

didn't work

that shit don't work

out of you unborrow your fists man a

smart intelligent dumb but that ain't

made sense did it but that hard head is

gonna get you in a lot of trouble

dude

you better get your hand off that camera

boy before I hit you in the back of your

neck let's go to the hill man let's go I

won't hit no crime

hey look at that face

people what is he crying for man what's

he crying for

it

let's go

because he's walking

nobody don't want to hear that you

should have been there by now

you better apologize for my camera crew

too you think you mean what you're

saying I apologize for pushing your

camera

get up get up get up get up get up get

up come around this way lay down on the

table lay down on the table I'm gonna

let stay down on the table somebody

throw me a white sheet you you gonna see

it this still is collated guess what

you are officially a dead man

laughs

what the

hell

you got creative with that shit man

I was

oh he got created

okay

Legend has it he's still on that table

Legend has it he's still on that table

yes she wins

and those men

this is okay this don't make any sense

there's no world

where a woman goes to a Men's prison

is nowhere where that happens okay

that's fucking stupid and she knows it's

stupid that's why she's doing that

because she knows it will never happen

this is this is shirtless dude his

shirtless orc okay this just like that

I'm sorry dude that's so unrealistic

right it's not gonna happen

all right

he knows she knows this is stupid you

don't yeah bring her to the woman's

prison don't bring her to a fucking

Men's prison that's stupid

all right

all right all right

she won she won she won

she wins they lost

L they took the L she won

she won that whole encounter she wins

right yeah

show me

we're gonna be laughing at you when you

start crying later on we break you down

why don't you show me unless you can

this is how I think of it unless you can

beat me you can't break me down what are

you gonna do scream at me I'll give a

fuck bitch

well I'm 20 I'm a 26 year old man so

that's why I don't care but actually if

I was like 13 I probably would cry I'm

gonna be honest

I don't know huh

huh let it happen you soft boys

oh there we go he's about to cry

that's so fucked up man

here we go here it comes the anger turns

to tears as it always does

anger first and then the tears that's

all always works

and that's it

see this just keep the mice out from

eating up everything I got the mice in

here look like

because they eat

they eat you want to live like this

every day I gotta wash my socks my

underwears in the shower

oh common doctor that's a Dr Umar moment

all I gotta say is that's a Dr Umar

moment all right let's check this we're

all that back

let's roll that one back okay let's roll

that one back every day I gotta wash my

socks my underwear's in the shower

that's a Dr Umar moment no comment no

further comment all right let's continue

[Music]

I never seen you know on the west or the

East get your ass up on them push-ups

[Applause]

this is the dude you're turning him into

a school shooter stop right

yes you know what they need to uh they

need to account for culture and shit

because I'm pretty sure that's not gonna

have the effect

this is not going to have the effect all

right we gotta account for we gotta we

gotta start accounting for culture okay

because this dude is just gonna become a

school shooter all right I'm gonna be

honest

so let's

let's start accounting for the culture

okay let's start accounting for culture

[Applause]

and later that day that kid went on

4chan

IC

dude that dude's like Naruto look at

this fucking guy he's like an anime

protagonist he's like young but he's

bold and he's determined that's

literally like Naruto

he's literally an anime protagonist

he's he's Ash Ketchum

he's literally ready to face them all

what the fuck

that's badass I respect that

I respect that

thank you

what if he does some crazy shit and he's

like oh he like blows them all out and

he's got like these crazy anime powers

who wins then

you know what I mean

you never know

some some kids are the chosen one

could be the next Harry Potter

foreign

thank you so much Jennifer appreciate

that

appreciate that

appreciate that

I think should I skip the gym tonight

did I skip the gym tonight trying to

think

can't

I just can't

I just can't I just can't I just can't

do it

should I

did I

well tomorrow will be Thursday and then

well I can actually I can I can

technically I can technically I can

I might I might just

then Friday I can go to the gym

because Jackson's not coming

because so I was saving Friday to be

like my free day but I can make today my

free day

no I think I should honestly I think I

should

I

skip the gym it's 4 a.m should I skip

the gym come on

no is the correct answer

why

you know what I mean I think I should

skip it also my shoulders kind of um my

shoulders kind of like you know it's

kind of hurting and stuff so I think

it's a good idea for me to skip

yeah I'm skipping the gym I'm grabbing a

protein shake then and I'm not gonna I'm

not gonna go to the gym

We Are Young

so I said the world on fire

and on fire

and then

okay

[Applause]

what did I just miss it's the last one

[Applause]

yo yo yo yo

yo

yo yo legend legend legend legend legend

legend legend legend

legend legend legend legend

Legend a legend

cover up

turn around turn around put a handcuffs

on her that's all you're gonna do

the wrong thing to do Legend

[Music]

Ary

status achieved

level two

Legend

yep that's under arrest

you know what you need to do right

what

oh

Nobody Does this shit in prison Nobody

Does this crazy shit in prison I I

promise you no one does that shit

if you're in prison and you just slam

the table I promise you you would be

dead by Dawn

I promise you you would be dead by Dawn

all right nobody does that shit in

prison

I probably I promise you that doesn't

happen

[Laughter]

all right

all right okay

what keep running out the might get

stuck like that one day

and just for disturbing the peace too

just for annoying somebody's day if you

slam that table and scream like that in

prison

you are you are dead by Dawn I promise

that will

that will never happen

oh

and I want everyone to think of it right

can you imagine that imagine you're in

prison

and everybody's having lunch and one one

guy one tough guy right who apparently

is the fucking leader of the whole

prison he gets up he slams the table

yeah he starts screaming like that oh my

God bro you just declared war on

everyone there

foreign

you just declared war on everyone there

you are dead all right

I promise that doesn't happen I promise

it though yeah keep trying that's what's

up yo that what's up that's what's up

all right say son you look like you want

to do something I'm right here ain't no

expect an opportunity home

that kid is so ugly that he looks scary

that kid looks scary right

I mean like he's gonna grow up to kill

people 100 percent

all right one thousand percent he's

grown up to kill people his name is

Trevor he used to collect frogs by the

pond

and in two years he's gonna have some

bodies all right he's gonna have some

bodies on him

and uh he's gonna catch some charges

and he will show no mercy right what

they call me Little D on the streets or

whatnot

get out of here

get up ain't no sleeping in the prison

Watch Out Boy

stand up come here make sure you are

you all right

you know where you at

huh

where you at

where are you sir

oh yeah

boy he was sleeping good come on go

ahead and back up I'm gonna be more in

your face I don't give a

you guys noticed that when you were a

kid you could sleep anywhere when I was

a kid I could sleep on the ground and I

could sleep like a baby literally

now

oh my God I gotta have the bed I gotta

have the pillows right I have to have

everything I have to have ears in I

gotta have the face mask yeah

that's what that's what being an adult

does to you right

lose your ability to sleep

I don't care

hitting your mind

carry you

what puts a roof over your head buys

that clothes you got on and you're gonna

hit her

see you know

I think the intention is good I'm just

saying it doesn't work but like you know

the people organizing this shit they got

good intentions you know they got good

intentions

they're trying to

trying to keep these kids out of trouble

you know but it don't work

our faith

I will stay in your face all day long

you want kids join gangs and shit

this is a fake ass world

there's no Brotherhood in this fucking

country you know what I mean people join

gangs because it's like that's something

real right

in in in Soviet Russia you didn't have

to join a gang Stalin is the gang leader

you already got that shit you're already

in that shit you know what I mean you're

gonna fight you're gonna wake up

you're gonna fight for Stalin

whenever you have to you know if Stalin

is Stalin's gonna get his Shooters

you're gonna pull up

you're gonna be there Stalin got

Shooters it's you you are part of the

game

you know what I mean

or in China you think they'd have to

have gangs in China hell no they didn't

you got mild Mao was your leader you

know what I mean

but in a democracy

oh oh Joe Biden

fuck up you know what I mean so cringe

that's not a boss

because we don't got bosses in these in

this country right we just got a fucking

got a guy who's controlled by other

people we got a guy who's controlled by

these people wearing suits these Shady

motherfucking people that's who we have

in this country

do you understand me

do you understand me

yes sir it's when you're in here you do

what you're told

yeah again that's another example

of bullshit all right

if you do this in prison

I guarantee you

you will be dead by the next day if you

start rattling the cage like that

upsetting the piece upsetting the

balance

[Laughter]

what is this shit

this shit a zombie

Deuce what set you from Playboy against

the crib wanna talk to him yeah take the

cups off

60s huh

they call me big douche yeah that dude

that dude looks scary okay

that dude now that dude looks scary okay

now that dude's got some Devil in him

now that dude got has has some demon in

him okay now that dude has some darkness

in him okay now that dude is yeah that

dude has some shit in his eyes all right

so that dude oh that that dude looks

like an alligator okay now that dude

looks like a crocodile okay girl think

is the product of capitalism

thank you gold we appreciate you man now

that dude

that dude can kill okay that dude will

kill

just tell by a smile

look in his eyes you can see it look at

me in my eyes you're from 60s aren't you

put your ass to your side look at me in

my eyes when I'm talking to you

tell your mom when you leave here you

know why this don't work because this

dude sees him as a father figure now

and now he wants to join the gang right

that's how I would see it I'd be okay

you earn my respect now you're the

leader right

and you know I want to I want the

guidance

you know what I mean that's how it works

for men

so this doesn't work because think about

it you're gonna go home

to your father who's wearing glasses

get good grades in school versus this

dude this is way more of a father figure

right

so think about it

think about what you're doing here right

we need psychoanalysts to come and fix

this shit because these scared straight

dudes they don't know what they're doing

they're doing the it's doing the

opposite of what they think you know

what I mean it's doing the opposite of

what they wanted to because let me tell

you why because this guy

he's being both a demon right scary but

he's doing it for a good reason he's

saying to the kid yeah be good to your

mother

stay out of trouble be good to your

mother that's a father that's what a

father does right

like a father is both cruel but with a

good purpose that's what this dude is

doing right so it's like it's the

opposite of what how it should be to be

honest

like I'm gonna you know what you know

what scared me straight was what would

scare me straight is if let's say I

disrespected my mother so they sent me

to prison to scare me straight if the

prisoner started dissing my mother and I

couldn't do anything about it if they

started dissing my mother if they

started

saying I don't give a fuck about your

mom I don't give a fuck about your

family yeah I don't give a fuck what

happens to you little bitch like that

kind of shit maybe that would scare me

straight because I'd be like oh my God

this is actually scary

right

but that's not you know it's all the

wrong psychological associations you

know

um I promise you

I won't gain back again my name is Sean

I'm 14 years old I get in trouble for

fighting in school get suspended I'm

dangerous anymore

may I get my shoes back please you know

what I find sad about Scared Straight

Man

and I'm gonna be I'm being real right

now this is what I find sad about it

because a lot of times when I watch this

um these prisoners

yeah as much as they're acting for the

show and to scare the kids

they usually just telling their story

they're like

look how fucked up it is in this prison

man you know nothing is yours you don't

ever get to relax you don't ever get

your own time you don't you don't ever

get your own space you know you can get

killed out here there's no sanitation

you know you can you can catch diseases

and shit and they're basically saying

like look how fucked up this shit is man

but I feel like they're also making a

statement like this this is not for

human beings right and that's why that's

why I find it so sad right

it's like it's not just to scare that

you know let me tell you the truth about

Scared Straight And I'm gonna say this

as a uh

as a uh as a as a as a moral

socialist right

but

what's what's so tragic about Scared

Straight is that

the inmates

there is they're just they're kids too

the inmates are kids who were betrayed

by their parents and the parents of this

country

you know what I mean

institutionalized

you know fucked over by the system

downtrodden

and you can see it in their eyes when

they're when they're uh

trying to scare the kids they're like

look at this shit man this is not for

human beings

you know

look at all this shit I gotta go through

look at all this bullshit I'm here and

it's not like you just blame the cops

the cop what do the cops know right what

can who you can you blame but the system

you know

it's a whole tragedy it's just a fucked

up system man

they're not like they're not even saying

this is good oh yeah prison is they're

not see this is the thing about Scared

Straight they're not here saying this is

a just punishment they're saying this is

a fucked up world you know

what I mean

that's what yeah that's what I find sad

is it's like the even the police those

guards those inmates

the guards the inmates and everybody in

on it

they all it's all it all seems like

they're

they're bearing witness to this like

fucked up system you know and there's

like what can they do about it nothing

it's you know what it reminds you know

what I think of it is it's like

imagine

it's just a society breaking down you

know

and nobody can do anything about it it's

like nobody's got answers nobody's got

Solutions that's what our politicians

and our leaders are supposed to be doing

but they don't give a fuck about us They

Don't Really in the words of Michael

Jackson they don't really give a fuck

about us they're they're being bought

out by the bankers and they serve the

interest of the fucking money deletes

and shit what do they give a fuck about

us on the ground for right they don't

give a fuck

so there's no leaders there's no

solution

it's a tragedy man it says it's such a

tragedy but that's why I don't think it

works because I think these kids

walk out of that shit and they're like

fuck

what's the meaning of life you know

what's the per what's my purpose in this

world this is how life is and there's no

way to come around it

get around it you know

that's the truth

yeah come in here and get them you might

want to reconsider your approach like

why not pursue a life

of crime and and be dangerous and shit

because this is the nature of the world

it's a criminal world it's an unjust

fucked up world right so may as well

just not live an honest life you know

because that's the nature of the system

no damn relatives I don't give a fuck

yeah nobody's gonna make me do email

thing I do what the fuck I wanna do and

I'm tired I don't want to do anything

okay if you see how old is she okay yeah

okay you mean she seems like

older she seems like

you know uh seems like honestly seems

like an older woman

like it seems like it's it seems like

that's the mom being put through this

shit you know

running an episode

oh this is gonna work out

he's like

he's not gonna work out

she's like 35. it was she's she's past

the she's She's Not Gonna Get Scared

Straight

foreign

[Music]

[Laughter]

and I'm an unruly child when I'm

suspended I feel like thank God I'm away

from those idiots my IQ is 120. I like

this

this is the next Walter White

IQ 120 yeah that's going to be the next

Walter White

crystal meth laboratory technician so

fucked up man

it's gonna be the crystal meth

laboratory technician he's got the

glasses

boo-boo parkour

yo what

my son is out of control

I messed up yeah that dude is gonna be a

fucking he's gonna be the crystal meth

crystal meth Special Operations Hitman

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yo this is the most based kid yet

this is the most base kid yet

he's the smart ass

this was me when I was a kid honestly

that was me when I was a kid I was the

same way I didn't wear glasses but I was

the same way

I was a smart ass

no it's not open water okay guess where

you staying tonight here your day I'm

right you are

funniest shit I've ever seen

funniest shit I ever seen

dude she's just not into you

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gotta go hard gotta go hard she's just

not into you

you she's just not into you

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the one you love is

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drugs

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foreign

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[Applause]

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foreign

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foreign

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