REM DOESNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PHILOSOPHY [2021-09-03]

2021-11-29
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so
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foreign
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i
was doing a podcast with kantbot and
edberg
y'all are too stupid to understand it so
i wasn't live
guys
this is the last day
of me streaming late
like
i mean like uh starting the stream late
tomorrow i'm gonna stream way earlier
and then we're gonna start streaming
longer and earlier starting tomorrow
starting tomorrow i'm going to start
streaming way earlier
like 5 p.m 6 p.m
we're not gonna be streaming at eight or
nine anymore
yeah it's kantbot's podcast
wide no archives
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i'm so glad there's people i could just
talk to about [Β __Β ]
like st theory stuff that matters to me
you know
i'm so sick of talking to people who
just want to test my knowledge and test
my credibility and [Β __Β ] you know
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thank you gp those are some of those
most knowledgeable
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most knowledgeable insightful
and just generally good spirited people
i've ever met online
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rem said he didn't want to debate you
again because he thinks you're toxic
and exactly the type of person who
shouldn't be given space on twitch
why
because he was wrong about khan
so he decided i should be d platformed
after he he was confronted with the fact
that he was wrong about khan
isn't that [Β __Β ] pathetic
now now i need to be d platform because
he was wrong about khan
guys our mod rem is not the rem i'm
talking about
stop bothering our mod rem okay
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after losing the debate not before but
after
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like
be honest who made the raj show worth
watching
did you see vows was watching it
yesterday no he wasn't no [Β __Β ] way
bowsh was watching it
was he
what was val saying
he wasn't watching it was he
he was in chat
what was he saying in chat
what was he saying in chat
i know miss kiff was watching
which kind of implied
were
dollars uh thank you
what was he saying that functional you
know mind okay
strongly suggest no they should move to
texas to make it blue
stupid to understand
what was he saying
i don't understand okay like
oh
shut the [Β __Β ] up
okay let's watch the destiny subreddit
get mad as hell
oh no
oh no
dude you know how [Β __Β ] glad i am that
jackson's here now
i don't look like the [Β __Β ] anymore
there's one person who agrees with me
about the
xinjiang thing
and now i'm not a monster
i'm so glad
okay let's watch it
destiny some oh no guys
that's just any subreddit is mad oh no
oh no dgg
it's mad
oh no dgd
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please djd i didn't want to be mad and
then then
shut up
just not interested you know aren't they
like imprisoning [Β __Β ] muslims and
doing crazy [Β __Β ] like that in china
it's just as true as uh iraq having wmds
so draw your own conclusions how is it
as true when there's literally [Β __Β ]
articles written on that stuff there are
articles with all the same exact single
source date or you know sourcing back to
the state department in radio free asia
and and
one of my closest friends uh who's like
a very prominent
uh journalist his his uh
reported on this and actually spoken to
the leaders of radio free asia
and they will give him different numbers
on how many uyghurs are being imprisoned
and there's no photos
let's see let's see the comments i can't
wait to go i'm going to predict the
comments they're going to say we're the
same thing as nazis denying the
holocaust watch them say that ready
this is not the first thing
remember when infrared had a scout with
destiny and they said that the east
scams at their own free will
and that's the answer are they free to
leave and they want and your response
was actually in chinese leave
what a weasel rant
when did i say that
hi [Β __Β ]
who is that
oh nino hi
gangnam i never said this [Β __Β ] by the
way
saying that zurich keeps having infrared
on his show
what the [Β __Β ] is that
dude why is dgg policing circa show
that's what i want to know like
are they i don't understand
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i will never understand how someone can
be both a tanki
and proclaimed lefty but also so sexist
and homophobic how am i homophobic where
did that come from
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i never talk about
sexual minorities so i don't know why
people just assume
i think it's racism anti-arabic racism
racism again anyone who calls me
homophobic or transphobic is racist
against arabs because i never said
anything bad about them
but about those groups but they just
assume i hate them because i'm arab
total racism
total racism
is
is
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what is that
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you know what's so [Β __Β ] weird
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we don't even look that different
that's so weird
we literally don't even look that
different
am i the only one who sees it
like the eyes and [Β __Β ]
we don't even look that different
that the nose and the mouth yeah we look
really different
but the eyes look kind of similar
except for the hairline
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i wish i had a hairline like that
what the [Β __Β ] is this
what is this [Β __Β ]
what is this [Β __Β ]
what is this
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the [Β __Β ] is that dude i'm gonna talk
about china just banned
kpop right they just banned some [Β __Β ]
like that they banned boy bands
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infrared bingo what the [Β __Β ] is this
rant about islam or muslims
talks about his nerd years
starts
these are so rare gaming streams are so
rare
so rare
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spontaneous bc debate with chatter
big booty [Β __Β ]
eating a sandwich or ethnic food yeah i
just did that discord or twitter drama
dugan or nickland trash in the
background lecture on higgler heidegger
chatter makes an ass
abstract form versus determinant content
this one actually insults me this is
actually the insult here
dude [Β __Β ] you
[Β __Β ] you
i do say this a lot i do say this a lot
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i do say this a lot i'll admit it i do
say this [Β __Β ] a lot
tucker carlson video
two hours late
circa or hinkle in chat
swaying side to side
does no one else sway side to side am i
the only streamer who does that
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am i the only streamer who sways
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i don't feel like swaying right now
though i don't
it's like my stomach hurts you guys know
the reason i sway
you know the reason i sway
is because i gotta fart
right and like my stomach is upset or i
gotta pee
that's why i'm swaying
has did someone's mom facts
foster hassan stupid
rant about obscure modern intellectual
speaks arabic during debate no woman
deserves me
durham operations video the wig splitter
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what is that [Β __Β ]
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foreign
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wait i know who are ham is
who is argham again
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hold on
i'm pretty sure i've
i know who are ham is
like i've
encountered them before
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i remember seeing them in my chat before
he's pretty homophobic he called the
lgbt flag as a sign of u.s imperialism
guys by the way my ex-mod
is literally still stalking me my ex-mod
is literally still stalking me remember
that psych person from twitter
my ex mod
is literally stalking every twitter
encounter i do
and they're sending them lies about me
did you know that
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everything i do
literally 24 i bet dude 24 7 they're
stalking me
watching me 24 7.
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i mean that's okay
but anyway
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the dude's actually homophobic
when did i say that it should be when
did i say you should be removed from all
institutions shut the [Β __Β ] up
you guys noticed something
you guys noticed something
every single person
who says [Β __Β ] about me
is lying
you ever noticed it's all a lie even rem
had to lie about me when will anyone
tell the truth can anyone tell the truth
about me i'm gonna make a tweet
i'm gonna make a tweet
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can anyone tell the truth about me
can anyone just tell that so
the only way someone you say the truth
the only way someone can hate me is by
lying
you ever notice that
hickey brow i send it to a mod you can't
link anything the only way someone could
lie about me or could hate me
is by literally lying i never said this
his mane
he got banned he was being transphobic
this is literally not true i've never
been transphobic
ever
what the [Β __Β ] is this
i have never been transphobic ever
ever
ever
the only time you someone could say i'm
transphobic
is if they take something out of context
i've never been transphobic ever ever
ever i've never misgendered anyone
i have
only referred to people
the gender that they have identified
with the last i heard
okay
and i have never ever
and i have
proof to back up everything and i have
never ever been transphobic at all
whatsoever whatsoever
whatsoever
i've never
told people about someone's gender
identity
that they haven't already told
i've never
done anything like that never
never believe [Β __Β ] lies because i
have proof
i have proof
i actually have proof
that's the difference i have proof
never believe lies
yeah never believe the lies
there's so many [Β __Β ] lies that are
i'm just so grateful i have like all the
evidence to debunk all these lies
you know what i mean
like thank god i have it all saved
i think the trigma account on twitter is
trying to frame scythe or sage
i think it is sage i really think it is
sage
like who else would it be dude who else
was that obsessive
i mean there's one other person my ex
mod but they don't have the writing
style or the posting style
so i don't think it was them
because it's not their style
you know i they are very very noticeable
with their style and it's i don't think
it's them
there's no you guys you want to know the
sickening most disgusting thing in the
world you want to know the most sick
disgusting thing you know all these
haters i'm talking about
it's literally at most five people but i
really think it's two or three
it's at most three people
three people are responsible for making
hundreds of accounts
to harass me
and three people
have made it their religion to harass me
three people
at most
it's always the same people it's always
the same i always find out it's the same
people
i literally always find out it's the
same people
isn't that [Β __Β ] up
it's like if these three people just got
a [Β __Β ] life and moved on with their
[Β __Β ] life
there'd be no problem i i there are no
haters that obsessed it's literally
three obsessed people if they just
[Β __Β ] moved on there would be no issue
he's going to write an article about you
about what what's the article going to
be about
what's the article gonna be about
all they have to do is just
get on with their life
but people either hate me or love me
that's the truth
average irrelevant sub what the [Β __Β ] is
this
what the [Β __Β ] is this
i'm gonna spread the rumor that kaiut
bot
egged him
this is literally how [Β __Β ] starts by the
way some guy just randomly decides to
start a rumor and that's just how it
works
i that's literally how it works
that's literally how [Β __Β ] starts i'm not
even lying to you that's literally how
it starts
people got nothing listen in terms of
factuality reality people got nothing on
me so the only thing they can resort to
is making up [Β __Β ] from their head and
making it real that's fake
dude they have nothing on me i am
invincible i'm a [Β __Β ] man of steel
i'm [Β __Β ] iron i'm made of iron
you understand
i'm gonna be real she fine as hell i'm
gonna be real i'm just gonna be i'm
telling you straight up chat
i'm being real with you know i never lie
to you
you know i never lie to you
you know i don't lie to you
people i hate on twitter
it's so it's a long paragraph
what is this [Β __Β ]
biscuit knows infrared is rising
this is the second time
thank you politically provo appreciate
you
thank you appreciate it
appreciate you
bro this is the second time miss kip see
me in a video but when i saw him in chat
i realized it don't matter i'm just a
random guy on the show
you know
i'm just a random guy on the show
that's how twitch is
you see random people but you later find
out they are significant
they are significant
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what up mercurial thank you
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foreign
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foreign
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thank you ellen
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what is rem saying
what is this
agree that if you eliminated all of
humanity
that like non-contradict
rem stream titles about me
therefore
not x and
not y
if you just sit there for a second
treat x as it is running out treat y as
the dog is wet
i think you will understand how you can
derive one from the other i think i can
understand why he only has 100 viewers
after being on the platform for like
years and years
can you talk about ed
talk to him he's not that inaccessible
dude just talk to yourself
he's in a discord
talk to him yourself
addiction might disappear that that's
not actually like
eliminate all human beings the world
doesn't exist in the first place
this is the most stupid [Β __Β ] i ever
heard he's literally a slip dude
dude kant literally says there are
things in themselves that exist
independently
of our mediation and knowledge
how can you be a solipsist and a kantian
okay then i have no idea what type of
realism you're talking about what that
means
that's the most dumb [Β __Β ] i ever heard
the world does he's like a subjective
idealist like it the world doesn't exist
unless we're looking at it
was edberg in your chat yeah it does it
was he was
where can you see the podcast uh i have
to give him the audio because i recorded
my audio locally
like my recording locally i don't know
why he does it that way but
he has like a complex audio setup so i
got gotta do that and then
it'll be out sometime
i don't know when
but it'll be out
um this is our party what's gus hall
earth
guys word of advice for content creators
on youtube
if you're responding to adam explains
everything
can you please
make your video just as short
can you please just make your video just
as short you don't have to make a video
two hours and 11 minutes long
what
anyone has issues with haas air them
with me i am friends with billionaires
my one goal is to bring down hassan and
replace haas any haters of has need to
deal with my money as an enemy
i okay why did who approved of this post
on the [Β __Β ] reddit first
china has built the world's largest
housing guarantee system
uh how is china established this is why
it's socialist it's literally why
this is literally why
okay
who approved all these foes
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foreign
was fdr a communist no he wasn't
attack on stalin is an attack on world
war ii history
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when did fdr guarantee housing to all
americans
did you think you sounded smart when you
typed it i thought you saw smart right
he thought you sounded smart admit it
you thought you sounded smart submit it
it's okay
no dia the new deal didn't do that
though
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he never guaranteed full housing
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it wanted to just like china well china
is doing it that's the difference
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but we wanted to
that's what matters right what we guys
this is the number one mistake you can
make as fanatical ideological
npcs
someone's intention is not the same as
someone's reality
what you want the world to be is not
what defines you what defines you is
where you stand in this world
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thoughts on modern sports capitalist
garbage what
dude we get it
you're lazy
get it you're lazy
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fdr built literally the greatest society
from socialist policies
okay what socialist policies
what social and how did he create the
greatest society even he wouldn't say
that
and what policies are you talking about
dude whenever people try to troll me
with like they're like using my own
logic against me but they're not because
they're not explaining their reasoning
increased unionization
so what
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how is that the greatest society and how
is that socialism
how many unions are in china buddy
actually
like like almost all workers in china
are unionized i don't know if you knew
that
but thanks for sounding stupid again
like there's a lot of unions in china
dude what are you talking about
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what about unions right great unions it
also has the best democracy
i actually do think it does i literally
think china has the greatest democracy
on earth
there is no better way for people
who express
their will in politics
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than through chinese democracy
so yeah i do think
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following since yesterday
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ivor mexican in the way
i'm gonna differentiate myself from new
masses
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socialism
what is this [Β __Β ]
why did stalin send he didn't dumbass
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there's two [Β __Β ] things you're
talking about
so
the soviets created
a jewish state a homeland for jewish
people
called the jewish autonomous oblast
which was in the russian far east
but no one went so it was a failure
but they wanted to create
a autonomous state for jews
that was in the soviet union
the second thing was that during world
war ii many jewish people were evacuated
because the nazis were literally trying
to exterminate them
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china is great but it's much worse than
fdr and lbj
okay now i know you're trolling
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what
someone's gotta show this to zurka too
someone's gotta show this to zurka so he
knows the truth about vaush
fausch calls
what
who's talking about me
is this what a high iq man looks like
this is what a high iq man looks like
why doesn't he come on circa's royale
and we'll see
who the low iq is have him come on the
royale and see if he can hold his own
have him come on the royale we'll see
who can hold their own
could you imagine if he had the courage
to come on that royale
oh we'll see
guys chill chill chill chill everyone
chill start chilling
alright start timing out just chill
chill
okay
just chill
now
let's see
what valsh
had to say
about me
jackson and zurka
yeah what is
yeah what is john zurka's politics by
the way i popped in on john zurka's
royale show the other day because i was
curious and um
it just all felt really low iq like
everything going on there looked like
like jersey shore tear [Β __Β ] you know
i thought infrared was on there and
infrared was doing a bit
and jax jackson hinkle went on there but
jackson hinkle doesn't even do the live
stream circuit so is
does john cerca just bring right wingers
on or
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i get it because he thinks we're right
we always wear right wingers
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shut up
let's get down to business and let's get
down to the business
straight down to the business kiki
michelle stacy and bridgette
god damn nancy suzy maria
now
i'm detecting some racism here
what does he mean jersey shore huh but
second of all
this is why he's jealous
because the tankies are the cool kids
dude this is this has been the cope of
these lefties the lefties have been like
oh yeah we're the cool ones and the
normies and the tankies are like weirdos
and we're literally more normie than
they are look at me and jackson we're
literally more normie than they ever
will be we're the [Β __Β ] cool kids
and that's factuality
and why would he say when are jon
zarka's politics
what does that even mean
why does he have to have a certain
politics what if he just
gives everyone a chance you know
what why does he have to why does he
have to be put in a box
have politics
walsh is claiming he's a normie he ain't
no normie
not a normie i'm a normie
yeah zerk is like joe rogan he's just
he's
normal turns out normal people
like people like me and jackson because
we're very down to earth and we're also
normal and we're relatable unlike vaush
it's like seemed very low iq
let me tell you the difference dude this
is the infrared
truth
vouch podcast would be like contra
points and like all of these
oscar wilde
aesthetic
aristocratic style and they would think
nathan robinson and very high iq
vows and then rim would be on rem is
talking about hmm
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infrared saying i need some big booty
[Β __Β ] and [Β __Β ] you know what i mean
we're down to earth we're the real true
working-class spirit we are the
americans and they're the british empire
that's the truth they're the
aristocratic british empire and we on
zirca's podcast we're the true americans
that's the difference
me and hinckle are 1776
vaush and his crowd
are the queen of england
see the difference
that's the difference
we are down to earth regular type of
people normal people populous we're
populous we're popular we're relatable
we're normal people they're
i'm gonna be smug and ironic and i'm
gonna pretend that this means i have
high iq
when in reality being a real
[Β __Β ] is the only part that makes
sense in this world the only thing that
matters in this world is being real
don't matter how
oh i'm so
sophisticated because the forms of
behavior that i have
buried into my head i am corresponding
to formally and i am putting up this
aesthetic
of a contra points british aristocrat
and i am vouch i'm very high iq and i am
very sophisticated and intelligent which
is why i cannot hold my horsey vow she
needs to plan and plot
you throw me into the [Β __Β ] fire of a
situation and i will come back
as the alpha of the wolf pack you throw
me in the wilderness and i will come
back with an army you throw vows in the
wilderness
no
stop stay away from me
that's the truth
that's the truth because
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because
you throw me in an armed contingency
it's called contingency you throw me in
a situation that i cannot plan for that
i cannot prepare for
and look what will happen i improvise
adapt overcome
what does vows do
what does vows do
what does vows do
earlier val said he could take you in a
fight when when in this vod
was it in this vod
was it in this vod
when was it
quickly
was it in this vod
what is john zurka's politics by the way
vouch literally thinks everyone has to
have a certain politics like he
literally thinks everyone has to like he
doesn't just understand some people just
don't care you know
that's so weird
i popped in on john zurka's royale show
the other day
it's so weird dude
what is his politics politics is the
secret code behind everything
you're not always already something you
know what i mean it don't make no sense
they don't even make any sense
you're not always already political
what do you think about shu on head
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she's kind of cringe
shu on head
is friends with vaush who accuses
everyone of being a nozbel
and yet shuan head is like an american
patriot
which i don't understand
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seems kind of conservative
and that's fine but like why is she
friends with vaush
who accuses everyone of being a nazi
you know
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the [Β __Β ]
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foreign
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i don't wanna
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let's check lsf why don't we
i don't care about forsen
what is this [Β __Β ]
go off qt cinderella
the person in chat that just said maya
is only relevant because she [Β __Β ] miss
i'm gonna say something take your small
ass [Β __Β ] and shove it up your own
[Β __Β ] ass because how
thank you general how dare you maya
brought something to this platform
that's never been [Β __Β ] done before
where's waffle falafel's video i don't
see i didn't see his video where is it
where's his video is it in the discord
or i mean is it in the reddit or is it i
don't think anyone posted it to the
reddit
check the reddit
okay i'm gonna look again
i must have skipped it oh tanky's night
okay it's not tos is it we got a waffle
falafel vid
guys we got a waffle falafel banger
gotta make sure there's no tos
just skimming through
um
that's so based i think
okay hold on
let me just make sure that this one is
good
okay
okay we got it
let's check it out
waffles
we got a video
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change
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but there's nothing to be afraid
changes
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does
make sure there's nothing bad
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you'll never
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change i've been thinking about
it
does it ever drive you crazy
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but there's nothing to be
afraid of but
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it will never change baby
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pretty
based i'ma like the video
shout out waffle falafel
shout out papa falafel
shout out waffle falafel
christ
let's continue this
beautiful
beautiful
before she has taught everybody about
conservation and animals and she's done
it in a creative way that's been
interesting to a stupid tiny two iq
[Β __Β ] twitch viewer like yourself she
has more talent than anyone on this
[Β __Β ] platform don't you [Β __Β ]
pretend like the dick that goes inside
of her vagina has anything to do with
her relevancy on the platform i need you
to shut the [Β __Β ] up and never
ever
guys shut up caleb doesn't take caleb
would not come on the circle royale okay
not his style
okay you guys he's a married man he's a
really mature professional guy
like can you guys shut up stop being
greedy and cringe
like i i'm already on it jackson's
already on it so
what do you guys want you know
thank you general
ever put that to amount to what she's
become because she has worked really
[Β __Β ] hard and how dare you
because that's infuriating
sorry
hey i didn't mean it
soulja boy on streamers moving to
youtube like i want no help
you know what i want to know how does
soulja boy not get banned like how does
he stay on the platform you know what i
mean
like soldier
twitch is so strict it's like
how does someone from the 2000s and
2010s like
adjust
like i want no help go back down with
the 30.
i'm the first rapper to show a limbo
truck live on twitch sitting outside his
house stop playing with me i'm the
richest [Β __Β ] on twitch all those [Β __Β ]
left y'all to go to youtube gaming for a
check they they sold they sold out for
clout i never do that i never you i
never leave twitch i never leave twitch
for the clown i am cloud i don't need no
money i don't need [Β __Β ] i never leave
twitch you [Β __Β ] sold out for a check
you [Β __Β ] ain't real [Β __Β ] falls on
that boy
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actuality
factuality
that's facts
that's facts
that's factual reality that ain't
virtual reality that's factual via
reality
not vr fr
f r
just clone yourself
i have a button just for that
and i love saluting with it
the [Β __Β ] is this
what is this [Β __Β ]
the [Β __Β ] is this
just clone yourself
just clone yourself
i have a button just for that
and i love saluting with it
now that's what i call
cloning
okay cool
bruh
what if an actual entertaining guy had
this technology then what
dude this guy's just rich okay anyone
with five trillion dollars can do this
okay no you know
this is [Β __Β ] man imagine if i had
this [Β __Β ] you know how entertaining my
streams would be
but this guy gets that you know what i
mean it's [Β __Β ]
um
he puts a ton of work okay fine
um am i the next youtuber oh let's
answer some questions
yes
bro
okay code nico who can we go
okay she's uh
i re-interviewed it was crazy i did this
a lot
i'm a robot i'm a robot
and it was really fun you should watch
that interview it's on tick tock
she didn't post it on youtube
i don't know
i couldn't watch this [Β __Β ] dude this is
creepy
it's just creepy i'm sorry in real time
the editing is just
creepy
what i'm saying this is creepy
it's just creepy
give me a billion i can get that [Β __Β ]
myself
real-time editing will never be a thing
it's just creepy
tyler1 on how he chooses mods i need to
know about this so i can choose my mods
correctly because damn
damn you know
d1's mod process
your so basically
did you see rem
why
what's rem doing
no i didn't see anything
i thought this was funny
but
it's a little bit obscure
i'll show this one at least
here
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it's such an interesting
unexpected move
um
that i don't think i anticipated so
it's very interesting on
the sink
where is it
it's in here oh yeah right here
oh there they're here somewhere he was
tweeting about it
yeah look
this is not a troll
it's not
it's definitely not
why would that be a troll can you dump
can you like explain why that would be a
troll
i listen i thought all all day yesterday
it was but i really don't think so
i really don't think so
so so just don't treat me as a troll and
take me seriously and then can you
survive
in terms of like your positions can your
position survive can your
can you cope with that you know
oh
really disagree i don't know
gotta see how the lines of cirrus
control are blurred remember you're too
smart for this don't
do this brother do what like talk to him
no i know i mean i talked to him last
night for a bit and i kind of was
[Β __Β ] with him most of the time
um
it's just kind of funny to poke
a man child a little bit it's it's
interesting
um how does that make me a man child and
not you
just to see how certain people kind of
function
don't believe it's not a character yeah
well
i don't know
so what if it's not a character then
what
i called him a character to his face
yesterday it made him very very angry
hey thanks for uh following i own the
ocean as well as
neil before zod and ps02449ps
and felix 1943.
i don't know can you can you prove that
to me
yeah i i can't well i i can't prove it
but i oh
interesting you can't prove it so you're
conceding the point no i'm not i'm
really saying then prove it to me okay
then what are you basing this on what
the [Β __Β ] up stop interrupting me okay
okay i'm done
that's cool
i went on for a lot longer but when do
you leave a conversation how was i the
man child and you just kept interrupting
me didn't you let me get my point across
how does that make me the [Β __Β ] man
man child
sensation like that you know and i was
off i was exhausted as well
i'm throwing away the vape for me to get
nick sick
which is bad stay hydrated
what is that what does it prove
stay hydrated
that's my advice for everybody stay
hydrated
17.8 percent
what it says 1.75
uh i have more time
at least right now
um so should be realistic
um so if you want to pass me your subs
that's pretty cool oh send you yeah here
this is the
link to the video
if you are curious um
yeah so this is moral philosophy with
youtubers
and of course
two speed
instead of
is as far as i know just wrong secondly
it completely does away with the
objective standards that exist under a
virtue ethics uh
and
listen i'm more than willing to be
corrected on this
but
the idea that
that virtue ethics can be somehow
understood as
the breaking of certain socially
recognized little socratic questioning
bird at 19 infrared
so little bits of what goes into a
tarsky theory people actually know
explicitly
this is you know someone clip this and
ship this
and i want rem himself to see this
if he's watching
rem you call yourself a philosopher
right
do you know
how little rigor and how little
precision
um
would have to go into jumping to the
conclusions that because i don't talk
like a [Β __Β ] nerd academic like all
those old people you just [Β __Β ] link
and you're contrasting me who gets loud
and [Β __Β ] and aggressive with them and
like what does that prove what exactly
does that prove that has actually
nothing to do with the content of
philosophy whatsoever you're just
attacking my character because you can't
[Β __Β ] attack the content of anything
i've ever said without looking like a
[Β __Β ] idiot yourself what does it
prove that you know i'm loud and i'm an
actual og
[Β __Β ] who likes big booty [Β __Β ]
and [Β __Β ] what are you proving like what
does that prove that actually has not no
significance in relation to the rigorous
work and content of philosophy it
doesn't so what are you trying to prove
it's like it's it's such a lack of rigor
it's just a sloppy [Β __Β ] way to
critique me you know
it's such a sloppy way to [Β __Β ] try
and critique me like what are you trying
to [Β __Β ] prove by doing that
you know
i don't understand but i'm not i
shouldn't be focusing on like a
120 viewer andy
really here's how the mod
they take sophia to dinner you [Β __Β ] her
brains out yeah that's the truth
that's the truth
process works
we get all your logs from every channel
ever
any channel that's ever considered
everything and we review them
if you have a single positive message in
mo
xqc
say anchovies or tf blades chat you
cannot get moderator and you will
actually be permaban so
someone on twitter said you have the
same frame as joe rogan so you must be
five seven
what
what does that even mean
people just say anything dude people
just say literally anything
people literally say anything the [Β __Β ]
are you talking about there's people who
are six foot with my frame
there's people who are literally six
feet tall with my frame
who's that one guy
it's like this dude is six foot and i i
think he has a similar frame as to me as
well
he's short-lived like me
right
i always thought this dude had a similar
type of like body type as me
or frame
right
like head to head to body ratio
this guy from arrow
like he's short-lived
he's got short limbs
he's got a kind of a big head
and
yeah
you know and he's he's six foot
this dude's six foot this is not a good
picture let me show you a better picture
let me show you a better picture of this
guy what's his name
thank you class 232
thank you class 232 appreciate you
um
well this dude looks better than me
obviously
but
saying like frame wise you
know obviously looks a lot better like
he's he's not he doesn't have as much
fat whatever he's got abs
more ripped
but it's kind of a similar frame you
know
let me show maybe this one will work be
it
kind of a similar frame you know like
i don't know
joe
and jen yellow
that no dude that guy's way different
than me
that dude's got a way different type of
body than me
that dude's very long limbed
or compared to me he's long limbed
see i'm short limbed i have short limbs
see my limbs are short
i got chimpanzee aesthetic
don't know this is joe dude i do not
look like joe rogan let me show you what
joe rogan looks like
joe
rogaine
so this is joe rogan's body right
no dude i am not like joe
joe rogan is way smaller i mean he's way
um
he's more crushed down
how dude
this is not my [Β __Β ] body type okay
like i don't care what you say like i do
not look like this
like if you say i look like this you are
just
like this come on guys this is not me
he's a little more wide i think
he's a little more wide
and but he's more condensed you know
and he don't have a neck
this is not my frame
you are tyler1 tyler1 dude
would beat me in a fight wrestling match
whatever you want to call it that dude
is not human
in his strength he has superhuman
strength
okay tyler1 is a different
a different he's built different okay i
don't know what's going on i don't know
what he eats what he takes
but he's got strength
um
hopefully you passed the review rather
let's hope
so okay
which is response to targeted attacks
appoint moderators turn on followers
only turn on auto mod
turn on email verification block raids
so so many streamers just get attacked
beat you in any athletic event as he
trains his legs no that's not why he's
objectively stronger
in every way he's stronger
just physically stronger
bench is 485
485
david pac-man is in doctor k what
is this
say transphobia and homophobia his
transphobic and homophobic language and
for exa i've experienced it with jimmy
as an adult and he revealed
what who is this guy [Β __Β ] biden
he's got a [Β __Β ] biden
what is going on is this like their
counseling between them two
today that he was the recipient of that
when he why is this guy so aggressive
he was skipping along and being called
gay
that makes
that that
that makes a lot of sense to me in the
sense that
he's
we gotta watch the dr k thing we're
gonna watch the dr k video
we're oh the full video is not here
why
why
okay it's right here dr k talks to a
proud trump sport did they delete the
vod because it's tos or something
why did he delete the vod
i hope that's not why i deleted the vod
i'm the healthy gamer
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okay
the full videos on youtube yeah but i
don't want there to be tos or anything
nick merc says ninjas to blaine
this guy's literally from dearborn
michigan
he's from
dearborn i think
i think he's arabic
during all this you know if you take
anything away from the words i'm
throwing out here today i'd also like to
give a big shout out to uh
that boy that boy t blev man tyler tyler
blevins ninja
ninja ninja
you know
bruh why do middle easterners dominate
look how fast this [Β __Β ] chat is dude
this guy's huge too on twitch nick merks
he's [Β __Β ] huge
he's huge dude
look how fast this chat is
i me me and ninja are two very different
individuals man but we got
myth with the fortune
i think nick is mexican no he's not i
know people who
know of nick
and they told me he's from dear one
myth went to fortson too
because i was told he went to fortson
i was told he went to fortson
nick is somali
no i think he's half i think he's half
syrian and half i think it's just half
black and half syrian
yeah they both did that's [Β __Β ] crazy
dude
and then i also have a theory that
sniper wolf is as well but
that's just my theory
got a couple things in common you know
we both love the game we both love to
play play play play competitively we're
both popping and halo and stuff you know
and i remember back myth is syrian from
dearborn yeah that's what i thought
like
you know when all this stuff started
really popping off for streamers man he
he he really did lead pokemane is yeah
pokeman is moroccan
you know
bruh middle easterners
are just top tier on this platform i
don't know why
i don't know why we do so well
the moves he made the way he did his
thing you know there's no denying the
amount of hours that he put in early
fortnight in his grind there's no
denying that and i'll never forget it
you know he really did open up the gates
for a lot of this stuff you know so
big big shout out to him man you know we
all love the kid all we all appreciate
them you know
hashtag
time in
wait what happened visuals man but we
got a couple things in common you know
we both love the game we both love to
play play play play competitively we're
both popping in halo and stuff you know
and i remember back
you know when all this stuff started
really popping off for streamers man he
he he really didn't lead it you know
the moves he made the way he did his
thing you know
there's no denying the amount of hours
that he put in early fortnite in his
grind
remember slicker yeah
that's true dude a lot of people at
first were just scared to admit it i
don't know why they were just like yeah
then everyone realized oh [Β __Β ] we're all
middle eastern here the [Β __Β ]
there's no denying that and i'll never
forget it
you know he really did open up the gates
for a lot of this stuff you know so
big big shout out to him man you know we
all love the kid we're all pretty i
don't i don't think that's what he was
implying but
i don't think he was saying like
that's responsible for all the streamers
moving
that's like such a stretch
a lindy on what it was like staying at
soda's house oh [Β __Β ]
let's see
dude
now i'm gonna tell you i stayed at night
in melinda's house and
be honest it's like a week like a week
and a half i'm gonna be honest i stay
there for a week and a half and i had
maybe a whole two minutes out of
conversations with them in that entire
time i never saw them i never saw them i
hung out with the dogs more than i did
with them
they were never there
this is me to do this for eight years
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have you ever thought about just going
hunting down
i've been hunting before
i don't do anything
i don't this isn't i mean
it's like
to be clear i don't
the only reason i don't care about this
[Β __Β ]
that is the truth girls what if i paid
someone else to go down on her course
you could do that what if i just did
that what if i paid someone else to go
down on her now you get a girl
who is this
who is this does anyone know this is
who is this i've never seen her before
this is the truth who is this
anyone know who this is
what if i paid someone else to go down
her court
but it was my money that made it happen
it doesn't matter i mean if a girl is a
girl
yeah but like at the same time like it
depends on like that's just like your
opinion you know like i could i don't
know you're right it is my own
the girls do yeah yeah good
and then you're just like off off
offsides and you're like
oh yeah just jacked off
yeah you like that
you're saying he's a hug listen she
finishes me and then like if it's a girl
right what if what if she just finished
me and then i just went in the other
room and it's like when you get kicked
by a girl you can be kept by a girl
that's fine
it's cool what's a cup
watch people [Β __Β ] your girlfriend i
wouldn't watch them
that
bro who is she no one knows who she is
thanks guys
moving on
the [Β __Β ] is this i can't show you this
but
the [Β __Β ] is that
um
she's not a streamer
is there anything i do there's so many
youtube clips on lsf now
chance has a message for smaller
streamers i think might still get one
who knows keep your damn mouth shut
all right let's get the wine glasses
on
give me a wine glass this is what he
does dude
this is what they do
these streamers man they they make you
keep their mouth shut in exchange for
money dude you should start on the
garlic small streamers like me dude
stand up for yourselves all right small
streamers [Β __Β ] suck a dick go back in
the dirt where you belong
get bruh shut the [Β __Β ] up dashing
i hate when y'all try to force someone
on me you know i [Β __Β ] hate that
if anyone ruins their chances it's you
guys when you the community
just try to force someone on me
i'm running in the opposite direction
another one what
ginny
ginny tty
the ram debate wasn't a good
look hey sami z sami z
let me tell you something dude
ready
come back in 13 days
and then find a good look
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you know what's crazy i forget about
these people and then they come back
and i you know what i mean like some of
these people come back after like two
weeks
you know what i mean
what is ceremony
germany
germany
yeah germany
is great stream jenny have a good night
very good you all la flash are very good
[Laughter]
oh no
[Laughter]
this bros got a crazy accent
so
facebook
smiling
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very
very very good good luck
anyway
okay what is arcadium what's going on
with arcadium what does that mean can
someone tell me what that means
everyone's talking about it and i don't
know what's going on
dnd dm
guy creeping on women
who got caught doing sadie sh what did
he do
what did he do
i
consoled the world
a sexual manipulator let's see all right
destiny's covering it right now it makes
people tr
on lsf
what is going on like what is what are
they talking about
treat me differently
that's why i don't talk about it they
either don't believe me at all
and they they think i'm a liar i'm
delusional or
even worse they believe me and then they
watch everything that they say around me
that's why i don't tell people it
that's also why i don't play among us
she laughed oh no
that's
what the [Β __Β ] is this
mega thread wait twit longers
accused of grooming 10 plus women
oh my god this is so long
hold on
hold on
[Β __Β ]
music
okay let me do this
any news about being a twitch partner
nope
not yet
oh the arcadium [Β __Β ] i i wasn't
i wasn't even looking at that
it's too long
i listen
listen i
listen i don't can i need we need like a
bullet point of
like just i can't read a [Β __Β ]
literature
i can't read a tome to fight like what
is going on just
you know what i mean
just state the facts and then justify
the facts based on how you stating it
don't [Β __Β ] write
five billion words
i'm sorry i don't want to tell people
how to do twit longers and [Β __Β ] but it's
i don't know what's going on you know
my story
i believe i was forced and groomed into
silence about my experience up until
this point recently there's been a lot
of drama circulating around one jeremy
black aka glorious arcadum i'm going to
be briefly and concisely describing my
experiences involving this person
on the night
of
10k andy for dnd rub
on a girl
what
november september december september
november december november is the 11
right [Β __Β ]
on the night of november 25th
2019 i was sexually assaulted by
arcadium in my own home i invited i
invited arcadium to my home in the hopes
to help him escape his supposed abusive
household setting with his significant
other
why does destiny's face kind of look
like mine does anyone else see it
and simply wanted him to have a fun
weekend with my old roommate and i he
like his eyes and his cheeks
took advantage of the night of the 25th
and used my emotional vulnerability to
attempt and perform sexual acts with me
then i began pretty normal and all three
of us were watching movies once my
roommate went to bed
he has like the same tired eyes as me
yeah we're both tired kate i'm asked to
scratch my back and play with my hair
he has the same like tired eyes
you know
the bored eyes disheveled
i was obviously okay with this because
he hadn't been intimate with me before
this point and i'm super friendly in the
sense of others oh man [Β __Β ] how old how
old is this girl posting this
does anybody know how old the folklore
girl is
i think 20s that doesn't tell me
anything because there's a huge image
between like 21 and 29.
um regardless
just as an aside
i would never believe in my life anybody
that tells me that they have like casual
physical interactions with other people
physically touching somebody is like one
of the biggest like amp ups to some type
of intimate relationship um even if you
do that with some casual friends don't
don't ever invite others into that
because people can get really weird
really quickly about that um don't ever
yeah don't ever don't ever don't ever do
stuff like that um
if this girl's really young maybe why is
chat arguing about the [Β __Β ] finnish
soviet war
you guys are so weird
what does that have to do with anything
i don't realize or whatever but like
yeah that because people that are trying
to make like physical advances on you
like that are trying to like gauge your
comfort level with more
like
with more to see how far they can push
it yeah
she was 19 at the time
it was only when his hands started
wandering where they shouldn't when it
became something more i finally got the
courage to get up from the seat i was in
he also stood up and attempted to
embrace me very close i allowed it
because i assumed it was a hug only to
feel
my grandfather fought bravely in the
winter war
well don't hype yourself off because you
lost the winter war like
the soviet you realize that soviets
still won that war right
like they may have not gotten everything
they wanted but they still won
so don't hype yourself up that much
dude and by the way the soviets could
have conquered all of finland in like a
week
but they were being careful about it
dude when people say oh during the fit
the winter war the finns they they
killed so many soviet soldiers the
soviets were so weak no it's because
they weren't going false they weren't mo
they wasn't a full-scale war for them so
they just
you know i mean they were just
testing the waters a lot and just
sending people
they weren't it wasn't like a full
mobilized
total war you know
they did get what they wanted yeah they
did actually
they got what they wanted dude they won
the soviets won that war so what do you
i don't get it
direction against my leg i remain
motionless and did not touch arcadium
back in any way shape or form this weird
dry humpty embrace lasted several
minutes and he cried into my neck i
could feel him gripping at my shirt and
pants and holding me violently and just
crying into my neck once the first talk
finally ended i pulled away and verbally
tried to console him which i'm terrible
at in general about his relationship and
home life issues
after a bit of talking and him venting
to me i told him i should go to sleep
because it was extremely late in the
night we had plans uh the next day
that we did not get to because i was
petrified from this night
he complied and i walked him to his room
which is across the house for my door i
checked to make sure his sleeping
arrangements are good and they need
water food and toilet paper etc when i
went to leave the room he asked for
another hug in the frame of the door
for reference i'm about five foot three
inches tall and i weigh around 145
pounds slash
65.7709 kilograms and
which one is destiny okay he's reading
bulk volcano
who is full kana
wait
thank you for that conversion um
arcadium is a larger man both in size
and height
let me see what this dude looks like
arcadium
this dude looks like rasputin
he's got a beard just like rasputin
his
damn
i don't know if i could show him he
might be banned i'm just gonna not risk
it
hey guys let me tell you something
how many of you are zoomers
how many of you are young
how many of you are zoomers
and below 18.
get off discord
stop being oh stop making twitters and
discords
you're there's gonna be a lot of nasty
people so just stop okay it's not a it's
not it's not a fun
wholesome time the internet's a nasty
scary place
dude people just talk to each other
i [Β __Β ] hate anime man
i hate it so [Β __Β ] much
i [Β __Β ] hate anime
i [Β __Β ] hate it dude
i hate anime profile pictures so much
thank you djk
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oh my god my subs
my subs literally just got depleted
i thought i had 16 on i'm kidding it's
fine
i didn't notice that
my subscribers went down oh no
i agreed out of submission to his
emotional distress which led to him
forcing me up against the wall and
proceeding with his version of a hug
again my body was touched and grabbed at
purposely avoiding my you guys know why
i don't
tell you guys to sub and [Β __Β ] because
literally everyone in my chat is subbed
if you're not sub get use your prime
just use your prime it's [Β __Β ] not
hard
but almost everyone is subbed up you
know what i mean i barely see anyone not
subbed up
look how i got 1500 subs and 500 viewers
like what can i say you know
my prime is for zurich
but you're already subscribed
thank you vermillion appreciate you man
i'll never sub to you
and enjoy watching ads
i can't even control that they
thank you real one
dude sometimes i sub to a streamer
just so i don't have to watch the
[Β __Β ] ads
you know because if you don't sub twitch
will make you watch ads like 30 seconds
i don't have a constant income
your account was great i was literally
about to gift you a sub
but now i see your account was created
august 16th
so i don't trust you anymore
thank you anonymousgifter appreciate you
appreciate you
twitch turbo what the [Β __Β ] is that
your name is quick username for a
question what
my general is
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last two three two with the 10.
holy [Β __Β ]
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yeah um it felt like hours but most
likely it went on for minutes but the
lion was crossed when he started kissing
my neck and trying to hide it behind
crying
i pushed him away as gently as i could
and disengaged politely to my room
bro
twit longers always expose the cringe
it always exposes cringe
that was the first night staying in his
in this uh home and i locked my door
before i went to sleep jesus christ
my mistake in all of these encounters
was remaining silent and not telling him
to stop
but years of sexual and emotional abuse
from older man has taught me um to just
let it happen and move on so that is
exactly what i did i was terrified not
only for my physical safety as he easily
could overpower me if i retaliated but i
also feared for my career that was so
deeply intertwined in his community um
again like for the 20 millionth time to
reiterate people are not inherently
confrontational and people that seek to
manipulate other people will prey on
that non-confrontational kind of
acquiescing behavior of most people so
one it's very rare that somebody will
outright tell you no stop
and then two
there is something um
man
the thing is is that like if you're a
man you just you will probably never
know what the experience is like of
having somebody unless you like fight
people like of having somebody in very
close proximity like manipulating your
body that is way way way way way way
bigger than you that can kill you um
it's a weird feeling and it's just it is
very alien to most guys you just don't
know what that's like like maybe the
closest you get is like
hugging a parent when you're a kid but
like your parents aren't like
threatening to you right but typically
by the time you're an adult male you
will just never have a reference for
what it feels like to be like
five foot nothing
you know
barely a hundred pounds and then like
some person you have to like look up to
see is like towering over you like
with their arms around you
it's just he has a very very very very
very um thank you vermillion
dude i don't care what she looks like
what the [Β __Β ]
very weird thing
um hold on gay people i don't know why
you're like putting this is this was
like some kind of owner exception you're
a perma band you're a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
obviously there are some exceptions to
this if you fight if you're gay sure but
you're a [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ] um but anyway
based
soldier normally on the couch so
something that i talked about earlier
i'm sorry i'm reiterating a little
because just because new people might be
here something that is also incredibly
abusive is to pair a tragedy with an ask
right
hey my mom died will you please suck my
dick um whenever you take something that
is sufficiently tragic and then you give
it to a person you're putting them in a
state where naturally they want to help
you they want to make you feel better
they want to do what they can to ease
like whatever burden you have and if you
pair that with a really big ask it can
be easier to get them to agree to
something they wouldn't otherwise right
like hey like can you please let me
touch your boobs no what the [Β __Β ] hey my
sister died yet
thoughts on richard nixon
i agree with him about hippies
yesterday i'm so torn up can i please
touch your boobs like
like now it feels like if you say no
you're like well [Β __Β ] you and your
sister dying like i don't care right
that type of like
pairing of like is a big form of like
manipulation it's like really [Β __Β ] up
dude i'm not a manipulator
you know what i do i just say can i
touch your titties
and i say it over dinner
thank you
i should say can we just
skip dessert go home and let me touch
your titties you know what i mean
um
i'm just kidding i've never done it
i've never done that
i ain't never done that [Β __Β ]
i ain't never done that [Β __Β ]
yo but never touched titties
you know what's so cute
these beta males in my chat who think
they're like experts about [Β __Β ] and
like they are the authority on [Β __Β ]
they're like oh
you must have never
you must have never
had sex
like i did
because oh
i
bruh
i don't want to insult the girl is the
problem
but who did you have sex with
because i would rather be a virgin than
have sex with whoever you
i am not lying i would rather be a
virgin than have sex with whoever chad
is [Β __Β ] i'm not even lying i'm not
even lying i'd rather be a virgin i'm
not even lying i would rather never ever
ever have ever had my pp
in anyone
than [Β __Β ] with what chat [Β __Β ]
y'all we are not
you guys and my standards completely
different things
thank you tedu
thank you
we have different standards
well it's easy for someone to make that
call when they haven't gotten any
you haven't gotten any dude that's the
thing
that's what i need you to understand i
know it makes you feel cool
that you're [Β __Β ] a two out of ten but
it doesn't it makes you disgusting and i
saw you guys in the hallway in high
school and you were everyone thought you
were disgusting
that's what you need to understand
y'all were nasty
and it's nasty and disgusting
it's not an accomplishment man
whose tweet about me
oh my god why is everyone on my dick now
that i'm famous
you ever noticed that
based
oh he's making [Β __Β ] up
making [Β __Β ] up
rem is so mad
why is rem so mad
rem is every tweet of dude
there's such a thing as hos derangement
syndrome what the [Β __Β ]
can i go a day without [Β __Β ] drama
can i go a day without people bothering
me and [Β __Β ] being on my dick
why does everyone [Β __Β ] bother me
the
[Β __Β ]
people are such disgusting [Β __Β ] liars
dude every [Β __Β ] day
can you the community be reliable please
can you just we need an infrared wiki we
need a [Β __Β ] infrared wiki dude every
[Β __Β ] day on twitter people make [Β __Β ]
up about me every [Β __Β ] day who else
has to go through this [Β __Β ] who else
goes through this [Β __Β ] huh
people literally start rumors that they
made in their head they just pulled it
out of their [Β __Β ] ass
and it gets started you know what
no i'm not gonna let this [Β __Β ] [Β __Β ]
slide i'm not gonna [Β __Β ] let this
[Β __Β ] slide
let me tell you guys let me make you a
promise guys
yet allah
on every single thing in this life no
one has a [Β __Β ] ounce of dirt on me
that's based in truth there's two things
people can do they can either make [Β __Β ]
up about me completely or twist the
truth my ex mod is one of the people who
twist the truth
and make [Β __Β ] up take things out of
context
yet allah i have a [Β __Β ] clean record
there is nothing nothing nothing nothing
anyone could have against me unless they
lie
i swear i swear i swear i swear i swear
to you i swear to you on everything on
everything on everything they lied about
me and everything they make [Β __Β ] up
about me on everything they twist the
truth against me to reflect their own
[Β __Β ] ugliness
it's only their ugliness none of it has
anything to do with me it's only their
ugliness
you know what i love
my haters aren't infinite
it usually all goes back to one or two
or three sources
of hatred and lies
thank god
why should i have to [Β __Β ] respond to
all this [Β __Β ]
can you explain why i have to [Β __Β ]
i am so [Β __Β ] exhausted guys i'm so
[Β __Β ] exhausted i have to respond to
everything that's getting made up about
me or else it spreads and people just
[Β __Β ] believe it without [Β __Β ]
evidence
rem is a racist rem is a [Β __Β ] white
supremacist rem is islamophobic and
hates arabs
rem is an islamic phobic racist and you
know what
we need to raise awareness of this guys
which is a platform where rightfully and
i agree with this you can't harass
people based on their lgbt background
right and i agree with that
right
but why am i allowed to be harassed
because i'm my arab background because
i'm an arab and i'm a muslim rem can go
around saying i'm homophobic and all
this [Β __Β ] and i hate lgbt people with
zero evidence but strictly and
exclusively based in the fact that i'm
an arab muslim are arab muslims not a
lot on twitch anymore
are arab muslims not a lot on twitch
are we not allowed to be here
this is their form of white supremacist
racism against people like me because
they don't know how to politic in a
politically correct way target racially
attack me and target me and harass me so
they have to accuse me of the being
against lgbt
why am i why should i tolerate rem's
islamophobic racism
why do i have to go through that twitch
why doesn't twitch make this platform
safe for everyone huh
it's interesting
this is a really this person does not
belong on twitch on this space just like
they said about me right well i'm not
racist against anyone i have in
expressed hate against no one
you have expressed hatred toward me
because i'm arab and i'm muslim and you
just said for a mysterious reason i'm
homophobic i'm transphobic why
yeah i guess twitch doesn't care about
anti-arab islamophobic racism
our relevance replied to my tweet
they're all [Β __Β ] swarming now
they're all [Β __Β ] swarming now aren't
they
no one responded to my tweet what the
[Β __Β ] are you talking about
nobody responded to my tweets who
responded to my tweet
i'm literally looking at his profile he
doesn't respond to [Β __Β ]
it seems like they're all teaming up
to try and take me down
at this point they all they responded on
a stream
because they see how fast i'm [Β __Β ]
growing and they're like oh this
infrared person's a problem we have to
get rid of this infrared person
and they're used they did their their
only thing they have is d platforming
because they're not popular they're not
better than me they're not smarter all
they can do is try to [Β __Β ] d-platform
me that's all they could try to [Β __Β ]
do
it was in their stream
not a reply tweet
damn
damn
okay where where in the timestamp does
he respond to the video
i mean to the tweet
he deleted his tweet
he just deleted the
the
p and q video the tweet calling you
homophobic
who did
here's the irrelevant guy responding to
the tweet
my king my king
and what's wrong with wait this
he really is a fresh and fit viewer dude
uh let's debate about whether or not it
can be justified
what is fresh and fit
that's the [Β __Β ] circle watches that's
the podcast circle watches i don't watch
that [Β __Β ]
the one that antonio wolf responded that
you retweeted
what about it
oh he deleted it
call me a red fascist out of relevance
since the question of your being a
failed streamer is already settled based
on your view count
man he really is a you really the [Β __Β ]
is
a goddamn uh
russian fit viewer dude he is a big fan
of fresh and fit dude
bruh no one has anything on me does
anyone have anything based in truth
what if i told you the only time i've
ever
looked at fresh and fit was watching
circus stream and i wasn't even paying
attention to the [Β __Β ] podcast because
zerka was talking
i know antonio will call me ignorant
antonio talks [Β __Β ] about me to this day
i don't care
i don't give it i don't take it
personally
but
you never notice that
like i don't watch fresh and fit
everyone's trying to pin me down
into a little box
at least get the box right i will tell
you what type of guy i
am where do i get my personality
from trying to think
i don't really have an inspiration for
my personality
i am my own inspiration
besides i'm obviously
influenced by streamers
that i used to literally watch as a
chatter just like you
but
probably my dad
there's no like celebrity there's
yeah i don't have one
i just forgot i don't know i'm trying to
think i don't copy you know i don't i
don't
prove your arab speak arabic
shut the [Β __Β ] up
dude
i want you to know something
an arab is not defined as one who speaks
arabic
that's just how the arab league had to
define it
otherwise it would be confusing
that's how the arab league had to define
it
okay but the truth is
being an arab is patrilineal if your dad
is an arab
you're an arab too
that's how it works
it's patrilineal it's based in the law
of tribes
if your dad is arab
you are arab
simple as that
that's all it takes to be an arab your
dad is arab
then you're arab too
because you take your dad's last name
and you guess what you belong to the
arabs
what if you speak arabic
you know what a [Β __Β ] cope you think
if if if speaking arabic is what it
means to be arabic
then
rem can move
to egypt and just start learn arabic and
speak arabic and then rem is an arab
is that what you think
i'm southern italian but i have middle
eastern blood in me am i arab no because
it's not based on dna
it's based on patrilineal descent
isn't it matrilineal descent no that's
jews that's judaism and that's religious
by the way that's not
ethnicity that's religious
being arab is patrilineal
it's based on your tribe
if you're italian your last name is
what's going to determine whatever if
you have an arabic last name and you can
trace your last name to an arab tribe
then you're arabic
okay i can trace my
last name
to an arab tribe from
yemen is khan arab
usually not no khan is usually uh
south asian
and it's based in the timarids actually
in morocco the mother gives you moroccan
nationality the law is not the same act
let me actually see arab patrilineal
arab
yeah arabs are patrilineal arabs are
patrilineal 100 percent
yeah
pretty sure it's just based off genetics
no it's [Β __Β ] not
if you're if you live in sicily and your
ancestors converted to christianity and
you assimilated an italian society
you could have 90 percent arab dna and
you're still not an arab because it's
about culture too it's not just
blood
convert and conversely if you were
arabized and you have zero percent
arabian dna you can be arab
why do people think dugan is like a
fascist when if you read his book ethnos
and sociology he literally talks about
this it's not based in blood it's not
it's not based in uh
dna it's not based in purity it's not
based in blood it's based in a
tradition
so your 23andme does not [Β __Β ] matter
the most stupid thing you could do is
get a 23andme it doesn't [Β __Β ] matter
it literally doesn't matter 23andme does
not matter would you ever have dugan on
yes
23 and me does not [Β __Β ] matter it
literally doesn't matter it's the most
meaningless thing
it's not based it's stupid as [Β __Β ]
um i'm five for it what do you mean five
percent you're not fi no one is five
percent anything okay
i think if you're mixed you're not even
really mixed
you're just split down a path and
whoever you marry into that's the path
you take like let's say i'm half arab
half white
if i marry a white girl then i'm going
down the path of leaving arab culture if
i marry an arab girl then i'm
being true to the arab part of myself
you know what i mean
no i'm not
what about a white boy that grew up in
the hood
still not black
still white
what if you marry a mixed girl
and
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i don't know what to tell you
you just become american eventually
so it's not about culture yes it is
called dude you're so stupid you're so
stupid
just because it's not only culture and
only ethnicity and only
dissent doesn't mean they're not
they don't have meaning you can't just
[Β __Β ] pack up and become arab
it takes generations
of arabization
can you guys chill you guys all want to
be like rachel dozersell and become a
[Β __Β ] different
can you chill
why are where does this obsession with
race come from
you know
where does this obsession with race come
from i don't [Β __Β ] understand
lebanese usually have very little arab
blood
speak for yourself i'm a hundred percent
arab
dude a lot of racists try to like dude
especially with that keith woods debate
i'm about to do there's so many people
who are like oh ha ha ha's is brown
how's this brown you're what does that
even mean
when have i ever
hidden the fact
guys i want to tell you something
i am an arab
my dick is arab
my face is arab my skin is arab
my soul is arab
every word that comes out of my mouth is
arab every idea that is in my head is
arab every fiber and part of my being is
arab every single thing about me is arab
i am 100 arab
i have always been an arab i will always
be an arab do you understand
the only reason i have things in common
with you and other people is because we
have common humanity we find our common
humanity but the truth is i am an arab
that is what i am
that is what i do there is no you could
not make sense of who i am without
having that critical information when
have i lied when have i lied about that
when have i lied when have i lied
when have i lied
when have i lied
what why why do people think
they're pointing out
some kind of scandalous secret
yes i'm an arab of course i am
dude racists have this idea
that we
non-what non-europeans
are just
failed europeans like we just we we
wanted to we want to be european but
we're just not we're not we're not the
marble statue
what
dude
we arabs have a look we have our own
look we have our own thing we literally
have our own thing
we don't care about you
we literally have our own thing
look at my face and my facial structure
like we look like this for a reason
we're a different people
we don't care we don't care what
europeans think you europeans do what
you want
europeans can do what you want
we're not thinking about being europeans
and the ones that are our [Β __Β ] by the
way imagine being arab when you can be
persian shut the [Β __Β ] up
traitor you're literally betraying me
and you're not allying with me against
the europeans
just ally with me temporarily
lebanese shia usually have 75 levantine
and 20 iranian i don't care man
i don't care
i don't care about the [Β __Β ] dna 23
and me i don't [Β __Β ] care what does
that even mean
as far as i'm concerned i look arab as
[Β __Β ]
i do look arab as [Β __Β ] i have an arab
face
i literally have look at how i smile
this is how we
look
you understand
how am i backed into a corner
you look soviet soviet isn't an
ethnicity but it should be honestly
imagine a soviet ethnicity how based
would that be russia mixed with central
asia mixed with the baltics mixed with
uh
siberians and dude that would literally
be the most beautiful looking people
ever
that's pretty much russians anyway
russians are literally mixed right
that's how russians look anyway
i swear to god
russians are some of the most beautiful
people swear to god
and
chechens not just russians but also
chechens and all the
those people in the caucuses very
beautiful people
and russian women are the only reason i
have one exception to the big booty
[Β __Β ] rule if she's russian
that's a unique type of beauty she
doesn't have to be thick or curvy
because they're long limbed
and they're like
it's just a different look you know
they're just very long limbed they have
very long legs
and i it's an exception you know
weep for russia
dude the truth is every single country
has very beautiful people every single
country does
every single country does
make a video on how to get girls
just be true
both phoenicians and arabs are semites
okay
so what
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vintage debates what
in logo's prediction about the debate
yes it will be correct
dude yeah turkish women are crazy
a lot of beautiful british women
yep
i agree
definitely
no i agree i agree
dude
here how about instead of like following
up with more questions
yeah explain to me why that was how old
though july
man i didn't see that for a minute
[Β __Β ] like almost two months old no
it's only like a month and some change
old
my bad dude i'm not logged into twitter
i promise i didn't intentionally ignore
that
so
i specifically call tankies red fascists
and i've already talked about this
before i'm not going to debate a tanki
because i don't debate nazis on on that
specific topic
what
he literally called me a nazi
our relevance literally called me a nazi
dude i hope he comes on the circle
royale i swear to god i hope he does i
swear to god i hope he does i hope he
does i swear to god i hope he does
because i hope he knows i will debate
him about it if he comes on
the reason why is because i don't
believe i can do that justice i cannot
provide this evidence that doesn't have
jewish persuasion just like i can't
provide this evidence that doesn't have
western persuasion because it doesn't
[Β __Β ] exist
what
what are you talking about dumbass you
just called me a [Β __Β ] nazi
you just called me a nazi you have to
back that up you [Β __Β ] idiot
you called me a nazi
what does that even mean
that sounds like someone's saying like
he what he believes in white genocide or
something
what is he talking about so talking
about western bias is anti-semitism how
how
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yeah it sounds like he's racist
because i'm arab
and he thinks i'm anti-semitic why
i what does that have to do with
anything talking about western bias is
anti-semitic how
all right what they really mean is they
really mean when it doesn't have jewish
persuasion what they mean is something
that agrees with me when they make the
argument it doesn't have western
persuasion what they really mean is it
agrees with me so what
what do you mean persuasion i don't even
know what the [Β __Β ] he's talking about
dude even if you're saying that they're
even if you're trying to make the stupid
argument that they're logically
fallacious
that you have not justified that i'm a
nazi you understand if you're saying
that my logic is just as wrong as their
logic
that's your argument but that doesn't
that's not sufficient grounds to justify
the claim that i am that
because one person is racist
and genocidal and the other person is
not
you get the difference
so i refuse to have these conversations
without like [Β __Β ] massive amounts of
prep and [Β __Β ] like that that's what i
mean and so yes and i will say this live
to everybody tankies are red fascists
okay all right i will make that [Β __Β ]
argument all right
yeah you'll make the argument but you
just won't back it up with anything
you're just too scared to debate about
it
i don't believe i'm nearly as [Β __Β ]
qualified to be able to make this
argument somebody like vosh would be
perfectly qualified to make this
he's just hiding behind walsh
so he's just hiding behind vaush
val said it so it has to be true why is
it true put it in your own words why you
think it's true
[Β __Β ] argument you want something like
that take it up with him there you go
i'm not well said it so i can say it
i hide my hairline same as you should i
show it to a chick i'm talking to
if she asks
listen i'm hiding it but also not hiding
it which means if someone asks me hey is
that your real hairline i'm not gonna
lie to them i'm gonna be like no i comb
it forward
and i and if it was shorter i might comb
it back you know it's just too long to
comb back without looking stupid
qualified to make that [Β __Β ] argument
because i'm not going to go through each
individual person's name who goes
through a [Β __Β ] study source check
their [Β __Β ] family heritage one drop
them like you need me to to make sure
that whether or not they're han chinese
and what percent han chinese they are
and their family affiliation and [Β __Β ]
like that i'm not gonna [Β __Β ] do that
[Β __Β ] all right i'm not gonna [Β __Β ] do
that [Β __Β ] i [Β __Β ] refuse to do that
but if you wanna have a conversation
about anything else then yeah for sure i
could do that what are you [Β __Β ]
talking about
what is he talking about dude this guy
doesn't even know what he's talking
about but the dangerous thing is that
he's going around accusing me of being a
nazi
that's what's [Β __Β ] up
it's like it's one thing to thank you
schwarzer appreciate you it's one thing
to not know what you're talking about
it's another thing to not know what
you're talking about and go around
accusing people of being nazis you see
the difference are relevant
like it's quite
it's quite different
you know what i mean like it's
it's so weird
not backed up into a corner hold on
okay
hold on
okay i gotta hold on
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okay hold on
and then
i'm gonna have
soap
yeah hand soap that's what i need
and soap
there we go i'm gonna get a bunch of
these man
[Β __Β ] i run out of hand soap so
[Β __Β ] quick
you know
okay i'm just gonna
get a [Β __Β ] done of it
i got six hand soap
i just i'm getting water in hand soap i
don't have time
i'm just getting it from uber
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no i mean um doordash
[Β __Β ] uber eats is sucks
you know
doordash is the way to go
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the refill tubs
i know i had one but it didn't last that
long
oh sure sure so the reason why i'm
princess and for any reason just to be
clear and to prove my point anybody can
look up um this to be able to and maybe
we could [Β __Β ] watch it uh to show you
destiny
and um i'll be infor red
let's see
not that
no
destiny gets wrecked by a tanki this is
by infrared thank you jen
yesterday finds a common ground
tanky i think it's is it this
forget which one it is
i thought destiny uploaded it
i don't know you look it up you'll find
it so there is a conversation that
destiny had with infrared where he
talked and at the end he spoke with him
about the uyghur genocide and whether he
believed the uyghur genocide was
happening and destiny kept saying well
yeah there's this source this source and
they're like well they're western
destiny pulled up one source and he
posted a source that
was a botched translation in chinese
they're like white so like
you can't trust those sources it's like
but how is that anti-semitism are
relevant because i don't think anyone
denies that europe has literally
controlled the world
is it now like a crazy
politically incorrect thing to say that
europe
was a like that colonialism was a thing
and that imperialism is a thing now
or what
okay
every single source that said it
happened was bad every single source
that said it didn't happen was good it's
just it's i can't argue with that i
refuse to i can't engage with people
that do that [Β __Β ]
i i can't argue with bad faith people
backed up and three is that
i have not you literally get more
irrelevant is making the neo-nazi
argument of white genocide basically
he's saying that
white people are a persecuted race and
that
i'm
being racist against white people is
that what he's saying
it sounds like a neo-nazi conspiracy
theory to me
average viewers than him 595
000 hours of watch versus
five thousand uh two hundred thirty no i
think i think he has to do with like the
average viewers and for a while he did
have more average viewers than me i
don't know if he still does i recently
got a viewer bump um
i don't care about this i'm not it's not
that big of a deal to me there's plenty
of people that exploded onto the scene
um
in a shorter period of time than me uh
and i'm perfectly happy with that you
know citing dylan burns uh prime for a
while um you know these are people that
exploded onto the scene and i
congratulate them for doing even mike
from pa is actually a really good
example mike from pa started streaming
after i started streaming blew up onto
the scene
dude you've been around this long and
i've surpassed you already
and i've never dismissed a source simply
for being western
my persona
my
front
so
thoroughly challenged
um and shattered as yours
what are you talking about dude it's
fine you didn't know it's fine
could this challenge the chug logic
smugness meme dude you slide into
somebody's dms with
infrared is from is he not from america
you on the show i think he's american
you know
extend yeah thank you guys
using 100 bits
i am a dual citizen of lebanon
i am a dual citizen
i have citizenship in lebanon i can go
live in lebanon
i'm a dual citizen
or cheering thank you thank you lebanon
guys guys guys oh
vote in the poll vote in the poll it's
really close it's really close
he's actually from there like he's
immigrating
if you don't vote to extend the streamer
then like what the [Β __Β ] is the meta dude
it's really close it's really close he's
born in america okay
guys remember to vote in the poll you
have these
is that not usually what people mean
when they say from i know we're getting
no it's not people mean like your family
background but nice try into the like
white person [Β __Β ] like no where are
you from is that what we're doing are we
doing that where are you from are we
doing that bit is that what we're doing
well usually when i hear at least online
people say that like where are you from
it's like where are you from i said
where were you born where were you
raised
yeah but where are you from really yeah
that [Β __Β ] are we doing that bit
what dude people can see that i look
foreign and that
you know i have a different mannerism
about like
what kind of [Β __Β ] stretch is that
oh where are you no you're just american
well no i'm not culturally i'm not
i'm not just american culturally
if you told me i was just american
culturally
you would be erasing my culture and you
would be a very white supremacist
racist i say i'm from ethiopia and
people understand
yeah that's what i'm saying it's like
like dude
why won't they debate you because
they're scared
no i thought he was not american oh okay
well i think he's gonna be on the next
royale and i'm just gonna like sneakily
i'm not gonna mention it until then but
on the royale i'm
he's gonna
we're gonna talk about his allegations
and we're gonna see if he could actually
save face in front of me
i didn't know like i didn't know because
yeah i thought he was born in america i
thought he was american
yes we are a racist problem no continue
on my fellow white citizen
these are rights as a human you know
you have these rights as a human [Β __Β ]
being
to vote in in the poll pull pull pop
pull it's so close you guys rate and end
or extend rate and enter extend go go go
go go go go go
go go go it's really close
i've never heard of an american born
with an accent like that are you joking
i can't tell
there's plenty of americans that have
like
accents that from all over the place
guys we're all american
we're all the same as americans we don't
have any specific cultural backgrounds
we're just all american
okay americans come in many shapes and
sizes
we
are americans
where
shut the [Β __Β ] up man you know what i
mean just shut the [Β __Β ] up
it's called context
if i if i went to lebanon then yeah i'd
be an american but here i'm lebanese
that's just
context we are all
one america
and we're all exactly the same i'm not
the same as you though and i don't want
to be
i want to be my arab self i don't want
to be you
i want to be me
i don't want to be you
and i want to marry an arab wife or at
least a muslim wife
you got a problem
you have a problem
you have a problem
if you're born to an immigrant you're
going to have an accent that isn't from
like
not from but like isn't american chances
are
52
479 people have said rate and end and he
sounds american i don't think he has
very much of an accent personally but
445 people for it sounds slavic to me
ow
oh that is
such a shame
dude
i was having such a good time talking to
you i don't know he sounds very
american to me so
why is he obsessing over me racially
this is really nazi behavior irrelevant
i think you're a nazi
it is such doesn't he sound eastern
european
definitely no
no like he's saying like russian he
doesn't sound russian at all
um
i i don't know any other like accents
from like around the region
so i i couldn't say it sounds like
racist assumptions are relevant you're
so racist
but he does not sound russian at all
shame that's your chat who is
full of such nice guy i could i could
see arabic a little bit this who will
undoubtedly
have bolstered their chances with you
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yeah
at the end of the day
you know you're swole as [Β __Β ] you know
you're a good looking guy you're a chad
and you already know that you know so
when when when chat sees
thank you wait
what do you think the okay i have a
question how do you think your average
chatter looks like looks wise like what
do you think they look like i don't know
what is this this is really weird you
sure yeah i literally don't care
are you sure
yeah i mean i'll go to twitchcon at some
point you know no but the thing is the
thing is you're you're already a chad
dude you already have this like alpha
position
they're probably a lot like irrelevant
there's nothing wrong with it
you could you could slay any poon you
want so you where do you think chad's
gonna vote when you're calling them beta
cucks you know
um
your chat will always be
i will always be the alpha of your chat
they will always jesus christ that's why
that's why they voted to rate and end
you
at the end of the day
this stream is a democracy dude our
relevance literally
is a leech off of me
he's literally the biggest leech let me
uh tweet at him
he's he always leeches off me
hold on
give me a second
and i am
an american
and i own
an
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oh by the way guys i'm gonna debate that
kevin castle guy next week
when is it again i think it might be
this saturday
oh wednesday it's gonna be wednesday
i'm debating kevin castle wednesday
um
yeah next week wednesday
and
another thing is that
i'm debating he's the new
conservative guy
from a long time ago you guys probably
don't know laura
so anyway like okay so in the early days
of infrared there was this dude named
kevin castle
and he just kept
huge him and his like five friends kept
spamming our screen chat
to debate him and i was like okay i'll
[Β __Β ] debate you right now
because i had a protocol which you have
to debate the vc right now okay [Β __Β ] it
one day i got mad i was like okay i'll
debate you right now get in vc
and then he said now i'm busy watching
cnn and i said okay
he lost the opportunity to debate
then he claimed
he's going to dictate the terms and
conditions of the debate and i have to
go on his show
you guys want to know the average views
this guy had at the time
he had one or two average views per live
stream
at most five the mo the most he would
ever get is five
i'm not lying about that
and so
um
eventually i said [Β __Β ] it
that was it
but now he apparently he debates on
politically provoked
and he challenged me
so i'm going to debate him
so this will be sweet revenge
sweet revenge
um so when she says here my mistake in
all of these encounters was remaining
silent and not telling him to stop so
this is one of the reasons why and maybe
it sounds like i'm hypocritical what is
in the past let me explain the
difference here too oh god if you're a
guy you just don't understand this
i get really frustrated when girls are
being like there's a rumor going around
your shmeet
what is that my dick is 10 inches
finally a rumor that's correct
just kidding
it's not 10 inches
horny that on discord and they won't
just tell the guy to [Β __Β ] off like it's
so easy to do that bro stop being horny
[Β __Β ] off it is so easy to do that on
discord it is so unbelievably easy to do
that on discord
it is
so unbelievably impossible to do that in
real life it is a totally different
experience to have somebody that is
pushing for something to get something
from your body who
do i have what san
san paku eyes
what does that mean
what are those
san paco eyes
stress in life
a lot of pressure
white showing below iris white showing
below one iris only
white's below half
the
okay let me see
what does mine look like let me see
what is what is what kind of whites
where do you see the whites
well let me just look with my camera i
can't see this way
i'm gonna look with my camera
i've got the serial killer ones no i
don't shut the [Β __Β ] up
no i don't you can't see whites on the
bottom or top
yes
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who have them
no they're below they're not on top the
serial killer ones
are where it's below i mean or it's
above i have the fine ones mine are fine
okay
mine are fine
the eyes of a psychopathic killer that's
when the whites are on top my whites are
on the bottom
white eyes below eyes half of iris
visible
um
half of the iris
showing and glass eyed
be very cautious extreme pressure these
eyes are hiding something
white's belowing the iris
stress in life somewhere death
perception oh a lot of pressure
these eyes want to unload that's true i
do want to unload
yeah i just i don't i just have white
showing below the iris i don't have
the half of the
thing
but i do need to unload that's true
that's who could kill you who is so much
larger than you to be confrontational to
that person is such a challenge um i
don't think i would expect
most people especially in the privacy of
a home to be able to do that
this is one of the reasons why like
taking this conversation in a way
different direction um this is one of
the reasons why like if i'm gonna hook
up with somebody i personally i really
like to figure out like what are you
into do you want to unload in a big
booty [Β __Β ] yes
what are you not into before we ever
actually have sex because trying to
negotiate things in the moment can like
leave people in a really weird state
like especially like if somebody's on
top of the top of you [Β __Β ] you and
they make an ass like i want to [Β __Β ]
your ass are you down like sometimes
that person will say yes just because
it makes it really difficult to say no
because like forever
what look at the timing
variety reasons like one is just like
empathy like well [Β __Β ] this person is
happy with me right now i don't really
want to do something to like make them
sad um it can be a fear thing like
like me i don't know this person 100 if
i say no is it going to be like a
problem um there might be like further
retaliation down the line like what if i
say no and they don't want to be like
friends with me anymore they hate me
they should like right this is why like
i think that um i think that like
negotiating these types of things in
advance is usually so much better than
like trying to do it in the moment
because like in the moment people will
agree to things that they wouldn't
otherwise um and this is true
have you covered how hassan was baiting
his following to commit felonies and
ddos websites what what are you talking
about
brother how come you didn't sweet talk
ink bites last night
because i was tired
and she's taken too
she's taken she's not even single
almost anything and people actually
don't give like people will talk about
like oh like rapists use this but really
anybody could like there's a lot of
people there's a lot of women that will
say like i will only [Β __Β ] with a condom
i won't [Β __Β ] without a condom then in
the heat of the moment yeah they'll
agree to it they're [Β __Β ] horny you're
horny like yeah [Β __Β ] me raw dog i want
it come to me [Β __Β ] it like they'll do it
because they're just like because in the
moment you don't think it's clearly um
negotiating things outside of those
really heated environments where your
like emotions are high your libidos are
right we're not thinking as much i think
it's like a way more responsible way to
approach those encounters
and then same thing with like flirty
stuff like this like
now that i've seen more arcadem
going to start making a few more
assumptions bruh if i'm going to be
listen if i'm going to if i ever listen
i will never take twitch seriously okay
i live in michigan i live in michigan i
will never meet any of these streamers
in my life
huh
what's going on inkbites has a pole
no she don't
what the f dude now i'm not gonna
respond she literally said no creepo
respin
bruh
what is what does that even mean
no creepo
why is her chat voting yeah
her ch her oh [Β __Β ]
guys get the [Β __Β ] out of her chat okay
that's not even fair only her viewers
should vote on this
hold up
hold up
um
you're helping me prank people
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don't message me okay don't message me i
have bad intentions
it means no creeps respond
what does that even mean
ink bites i don't got good intentions do
not do not send me a message
okay
assumptions and i'm gonna be a little
bit more charitable to the folk girl
than i normally would be for these
because i've seen how he acts so much
more now i totally believe that he was
like crying
you messaged me a clip
let me see
what's this clip
the clip's gone the [Β __Β ] the clip is
literally gone
huh is his handbag
he's not banned
he's not ben
so he deleted vod
second vote
no he didn't delete the vaude from today
i know what you're talking about
get jackson to debate
crying and trying to like come on to her
at the same time because he seems to
have that mo that seems to be the
pattern of behavior that he exhibits um
you you expose some vulnerability to be
really emotional to get the person to
feel sympathetic towards you
and then you follow that up you give
them the one two you bring the [Β __Β ]
you bring the coomer right after the the
tragedy right like [Β __Β ] i'm so sad i'm
so sick
like and then you bring it like right up
afterwards um and this is like how we
function a lot this is
thank you carmack appreciate you
really really really mind [Β __Β ] thing
to do um
to folklore's credit the fact that she
was even able to separate herself from
him and leave that situation even
without explicitly telling him nowhere
[Β __Β ] off like that was already probably
really really really hard to do and
probably a really [Β __Β ] scary thing to
do that you've walked somebody to their
room and now they're making exactly
like between dude this is a pretty
handsome photo of me
honestly look at this
should i make this my profile picture
i look so handsome
look at it
should i make a tinder and just make
this my photo
why not
what's wrong with
it dude i think i look so good in this
photo okay let me give you a better
angle
i'm gonna upload it to the discord
and just
let me let me upload it
this is such a good photo dude this is a
beautiful photo of me
i might just make a tinder
because this would be an irresistible
photo
you know what i'm saying
why did the [Β __Β ] photo fail to send
fail to send message hold for options
man
what am i supposed to do
i'm just gonna send it to olive
yeah i sent it all right now
um
see
i think this photo looks beautiful
this is one of the most beautiful photos
of me
what do you guys think
should i make it my profile picture
on tinder
bruh i don't look that bad i have a good
facial structure
i have a good facial structure
all right
in a wall and you know what they want
and you're like okay [Β __Β ] like there are
a lot of people that would probably be
in that situation they would just say
okay i guess we're [Β __Β ] like [Β __Β ] it
like we'll get it over with and they
would they would go through from start
to finish just because they would be so
scared to like
remove themselves from that situation
um
so yeah sorry it's not about looking
handsome you look intimidating
bruh what the hell is that
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hassan said what
you want to know what's [Β __Β ]
up
live stream fails
removed it
and he deleted the vid
he deleted the clip i think
the mods removed it
what
what did he say
but yes uh
it would be terrible if everyone [Β __Β ]
routinely ddos those uh those those
narc hotlines that they've set up that
would be really horrible i i certainly
i would be so upset
if people were to keep routinely [Β __Β ]
ddosing and and you know spamming those
links with like i don't know sonic
yikes
dude it's [Β __Β ] all it's crazy to me
is how lsf
covered it up
that's what is i don't understand
lsf covered it up
is jerk alive
no he's not live
damn
nothing wrong with ddosing anti-abortion
people
but it's the os
bruh live stream fails remove the post
can you [Β __Β ] believe that
i can't [Β __Β ] believe that
all right just okay so moving back so
props to her for actually like getting
out because holy [Β __Β ]
um
so yeah so uh oh i mean because we read
the sense my mistake in all of these
encounters was remaining silent and not
telling him to stop like
are there better ways that like more
optimal ways she could have acted yeah
probably but doing that is really really
hard like the fact that she was able to
move herself at all is like really
really really positive for her um
so that is exactly what i did i was
terrified only for my physical safeties
he paid them 2600 no way
overpowering if i retaliated but i also
feared for my career that was so deeply
intertwined in his community i feared he
would spread rumors and lies about me
and use my mental illness and pass
circles ammunition and for all of you
reading you now know that my theories
were justified
unlike a lot of the other women
that have suffered due to this man
whether it was emotionally financially
verbally and or physically my
experiences do not have screenshots of
recordings i do not have receipts for
the mark sales for my skin with his
negligence i tried to tell my story in
the past but got silenced
by his ability to crush anyone and
everyone he'd want to and now i finally
get to tell my truth
this section will be heavily describing
and citing the onslaught of emotional
and verbal abuse i was put through by
glorious arcadium these occurred in 2020
and 2021 and during a certain conflict
involving the project known as kallus
row i will provide further context on it
if people really need to ask and want to
see but to save the document and not
make it all about that
so what is dungeons and i don't know
what it is i played it before
so why is it so big now because i'm 25
now i played when i was 18 or 19.
why are they why are these people still
playing that
you know what i mean
like what is it
what is that
monster
how should i feel
creatures like me
in and through the window monster
it's a popular category
right
see thing is
yeah
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that matter i'm leaving out those
details arcanum had little to no regard
for my emotional well-being during and
after this conflict and i was left to
pick up the pieces of a good portion of
my role play career the only response i
got was an lol i have receipts from
consenting parties showing arcadium
blatantly demonizing me to several of
his other victims in an attempt to keep
my voice from being heard those will be
linked below to conclude this document
uh that was honestly traumatizing to
relive and write i believe i was abused
in several aspects by gloria sarcadom
and i believe he is continuing to get
away with these actions right bestie
he looks like my twitter profile picture
like the way his eyes look in his cheeks
the way his cheeks meet his eyes
my voice and the onslaught of evidence
and information is this what happens
when you debate people for so long
like let me show you let me show you let
me show you if you don't see the
resemblance i'll show you
i'll show you if you don't see the
resemblance
look at that
look at the way my eyes are like
you know what i mean
do you see what i'm saying is destiny
arabic
all
of you are he honestly looks like he
could be lebanese
scene shows you exactly what kind of
person he has been to myself and
am i the only one seeing this [Β __Β ]
i'm the only one seeing it
the others and
the other individuals involved again any
screenshots
no no no consent and permission cubans
listen cubans have lebanese a lot of
cubans are lebanese fidel castro is half
lebanese fidel castro's mom was lebanese
did you know that
fidel castro's mom was lebanese
yeah no cap
no cap
yes she was
fidel was half phoenician
he was half lebanese
yeah i'm not lying i swear i'm not lying
let me see fidel castro
is castro half lebanese
some reports claim that fidel castro's
mother may have been lebanese which make
him half lebanese yeah he is
he said he what dude he was half
lebanese i don't know why everyone's
covering it up i know people who met him
i know people who physically were in the
same room as him and he [Β __Β ] told
them he was half lebanese
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just trust me i'm not i would not make
this up to you he literally talked about
he was half lebanese
trust me
even doctor disrespect no i know i don't
see that i don't see that
what if every single streamer on the
platform is middle eastern
and they just don't know it even the
people and like they have middle eastern
dna
what is up with that
in the statement thank you full kona
screenshot number one are katum
demonizing and slaughtering fulcona to
momo
uh i'm just reading this arcadum
vulcona left calistro because i
maintained a ruling that her character
is dead and when she told me she was
taking her priest character with her and
when i said lol good luck she took that
personal like i was making fun of her
pain
then she told someone in a dm i got a
pee pee give me a second
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real one stayed fakes left
i am that she was going to try to ruin
my career and that i was a sexual
assailant obviously i did not do
anything of the sort but i am super
stressed out that in this environment it
may not bother it may not matter what
the truth is a twit longer even if false
could sully or destroy what i've built
even when i have done nothing wrong this
is coming from the girl i've talked out
of suicide helped pay for her move and
bills and hard times and have tried to
help at every occasion i'm honestly a
little heartbroken that she would
threaten me like this
momo what the actual [Β __Β ] man i'm so
sorry you're going through this i don't
know fulcona that well
arcadum yeah it's awful so anyway i'm
trying to relax and
not be terrified of what one unstable
person is going to try and do
damn
and this is arcadium
demonizing and slandering fulcona to red
another girl
we
might be a while before i get back a
bunch of things happen i'll have to tell
you later red like what arcade just
letting you know in case you were
waiting on me i had a panic attack i've
never had one of those before sorry to
bother you with it
i dude this guy's pattern of talking oh
my god it would drive me so [Β __Β ]
crazy get to the point stop like oh my
god stop trying to like bait people so
hard
um
red why did you have a panic attack for
magic
arcadum outside the store i got a
message that fucona is planning to come
forward soon and i got so
destiny
i don't know why but i like his hair
in this
i like his hair
i like his hair mad from all the lies
that she will most likely tell and then
i thought how i might lose everything
dude he he his thing destiny is like 30.
i'm 25 dude when i'm 30 i won't even
have this
that's the thing
but it looks good for his age honestly
how people will see me differently
red
oh she is trying that arcade all because
her character died
he looks like a scholar
of magic
he looks like
arcanum is shown blatantly it looks like
a wizard
ink bites message me
what is she doing
let's talk to tucker no i'm kidding
oz call me and teach me
um
i'll call it right now
bro what is she doing
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bruh what the hell
but [Β __Β ]
you know what i mean like i gotta exit
out of that you know
anyway
bruh she tells me to call her and i did
and what happened
bruh she's playing games
what is this [Β __Β ]
listen guys get the [Β __Β ] out of her chat
this is all y'all fault
i told you she shouldn't be calling me i
don't got good intentions
i do not have good intentions
and she's taken
get out of her chat y'all [Β __Β ] weird
okay you know what i'm we're done with
this
we're done with this let's watch talker
show attacking the communist party of
china a lot it's a totalitarian
government our leaders admire it and
that ought to make you very nervous
that's been our position and still as
our position probably always will be on
the other hand we want to be as honest
as possible about things we see so when
the chinese government does something
virtuous doesn't happen much but we're
willing to say so
here's what they've done china has
announced it will limit private equity
firms from raising money to buy
residential properties in china why
based
is that because chinese citizens turns
out needs somewhere to live
real estate bubbles are bad for
everybody except of course for a small
number of real estate speculators as the
chinese government put it houses are for
living in not for speculation and that's
a very good point they may have learned
it from watching say the state of
california in california the average
home is now over 800 000 in part thanks
to speculation and homelessness is
totally out of control chinese don't
want to copy that model
nor do they want a california-style
popular culture one that worships
celebrity over achievement obsessing
over sleazy famous people on social
media chinese officials announced that
is quote poisoning the minds of the
country's youth
based
at least tucker's being honest
can they stop the youth from worshiping
celebrities probably not but at least
they're worried about it and that's a
start they're also by the way worried
about video games in china online gaming
for children in china will now be
limited to three hours a week on the
weekends
bruh this is how we make cpusa a thing
tucker's literally doing the work for us
this is the first [Β __Β ] breakthrough
to the boomer conservative mega people
this is the first breakthrough this is
the first breakthrough
you lit whenever you say anything good
about china you just get shut down
finally tucker is making the
breakthrough thank you tucker appreciate
you
this is being done the government says
quote to prevent the addiction to online
games
is that a crazy idea well according to a
recent study in this country the average
american kid plays video games for more
than 15 hours a week
a poll from the university of michigan
found that 86 percent of parents believe
their children spent too much time
playing video games apparently the other
14 were paying attention
so it's a legitimate problem what's
interesting is when was the last time
you heard one of our political leaders
even mention
video games
or housing market speculation or
celebrity worship as a problem
now before you respond by saying that
politicians shouldn't be involved in our
personal lives remember that the cdc
already very much is
involved in our personal lives bruh this
is the most based i've ever seen tucker
this is the most [Β __Β ]
zerka been sleep depriving you looking
kind of flabby shut the [Β __Β ] up
the reason i look a little bit flabby's
because i've been eating horribly i've
been eating very badly the past few days
i had a dude two days ago i had a burger
today i mean yesterday i had a tater
tots eggs chicken sandwich
and today i ate healthy i had ethiopian
so maybe our government could take just
a moment from bossing us around to
improve our actual lives once in a while
just go ahead and try even if you fail
it will be an improvement at least we
know you notice
bro what is why is he so based i don't
get it
that's literally like the most base
thing i ever heard
you need a housewife
yes i do
i absolutely need a [Β __Β ] housewife
but why
boss [Β __Β ] on destiny being spiteful
you guys saw that in the destiny already
let me see let's send you read it
most people don't understand what
criticism is he says bosch if you to
choose mike from pa or destiny i
actually
i still think mike from pa is way more
of a joke than destiny but i
unironically think they're starting to
converge i actually do believe that
i i do i do genuinely believe that also
to be fair i don't think mike has ever
done anything as heinous as like
passively legitimized lauren southern
that like in terms of like moral
character
and like intelligence obviously mike
from pa is like digging out
you know what's weird guys
i got you know i don't know
lauren southern i don't know what it is
about her
i think it's because of her politics
you know what i mean
but i don't know what it is about her
but
you know what i'm talking about or no
out of a ditch but
yeah i don't know eventually
you never know
12.8k people are watching amaranth
licking on her mic
damn
yeah or the kyle ridden house stuff or
the blocking all trans people on twitter
stuff or the the left and the right
share equal amounts of disinformation
stuff or
yeah all
that it
seems like a
lot of harm being in there
i don't know why people like vosh
i just don't get it
dude this is hilarious
this is actually hilarious
as if it couldn't get any worse fdr
literally has stalin on dude they're
allies
i was stalling on fascist no this post
is stupid
jack amaran stream dude i'm not a sleazy
greasy
boom brained guy okay and you like
guys i i'm i'm subtle i'm subtlety okay
why would i [Β __Β ] open
amaranth
stream
i'm not this sleazy greasy guy
who's always coming and [Β __Β ] okay i got
limits
show us your search history
okay
see history
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it's too long dude i don't have anything
i don't have [Β __Β ] dude it's all stream
stuff
it's all stream related
it's like a bunch of twitter [Β __Β ] and
there's a pool
bruh inkbite's gotta make up her mind
because i'm about to go to the gym
i'm joking you're all good
about what
oh search system
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case you missed it the in our relevant
debate when was this
when the [Β __Β ] was this
zerka and are relevant
who's this
i'd say it's pretty important and the
reason you have a friend you see outside
of streaming i don't i mean just my
brother yeah
my twin brother yeah exactly
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but but yeah i i go to my twin brother
because i have a bond with my twin
brother because my twin brother twin
brother you don't have a twin brother i
do actually what you do as well
i'm fraternal five minutes younger oh
i'm uh yeah i'm identical so you're a
twin i'm an identical twin yeah so you
understand that you and i can replace
friends easily sure yeah you and me and
you can but like do you understand how
rare this is
what a great clip
oh man
bro how old is she
hold up
hold up
hold up hold up hold up
hold up
hold up
bruh
this
oh [Β __Β ]
damn
i was looking at something else
did y'all get out of her stream
god damn
y'all gotta chill i literally lost a
hundred viewers she gained a hundred
bro i gotta go to the gym
i'm not streaming the gym
jim what time is it it's like 2 a.m
oh my gosh she's still dancing
bruh
get the [Β __Β ] out of her chat
you guys are so
[Β __Β ] disloyal
you're so disloyal
i swear you're so disloyal
get out of
now man
can you
bruh i'm literally gonna leave i'm
literally gonna leave y'all keep this
[Β __Β ] up
y'all keep this [Β __Β ] up i'ma leave
bruh i can't keep waiting forever
how can i send you the second clip dm it
to me on twitch
bruh gaga what are you doing in her chat
you're literally a mod edu what are you
doing in her chat get the [Β __Β ] out
make me mod all right i'll make mud why
are you not mod benign
you get unmodded the nine
entity benign mate
tell me that it's you in discord first
tommy it's you and the discord
tell me it's you and the discord
i'm discord
this is you
confirm it's you
right here
do i still respect oh no i don't respect
destiny at all to be
okay we got drama with with vows and
destiny
what the [Β __Β ] is this a fake benign or
something benign's not saying no
oh it's you call her
what do you mean call her
okay let's watch this
do i still respect oh no i don't respect
destiny at all to be fair it's not just
that i dislike him i actively think he's
like unironically kind of a stupid like
dumb [Β __Β ] now the kind of like
statements that he makes about the left
belie such an incredible emotional bias
against them that it's compromised his
ability to think clearly it's not just
it's not that he's like actually like
dumb or what i'm sure he's he's a smart
guy of course but his engagements to the
left have revealed that he's so
terminally online
with regards to them that like
he's just turned into like a centrist
both sides are you know
and it's pretty [Β __Β ] weird that you
get more angry with like 1000 follower
trans twitter accounts than you would
with like
the architects of white nationalism in
the west
that's a little bit strange to me you
know
but
when you're always online and your
politics are driven by spite that's
pretty much all you've got
i don't think laura southern is a white
nationalist is she
she might she went to russia right um
if my politics were driven by spite i
never would have left the anti-woke
school thing
to be clear i am more spiteful towards
tankies and woke schools than i am
towards the uh the conservatives okay
when i wake up in the morning and i
think who do i despise
jackson what up dude
bro i was not gonna
bro i was gonna raid you
i'm about to wrap this [Β __Β ] up what up
man
damn
what up
jackson
today it's not the right i hate people
on the left way more i'ma stay for a
little bit longer but i realize that's
because of my bias and my own feelings
of hurt so i don't let that affect i try
not to let that affect my um my uh my
broader political bro you already got an
emote
nice
nice dude
that's based
cool advocacy
do i still respect oh no i don't respect
waste man
it's the yeah i know
i can see like the full
like obs lets me see the full one
damn
or i mean uh
t bt tv or whatever
oh my god man
bro what am i waiting for come on
um
oh
whatever your name is
fogj24
have a three-day break
bruh are y'all sure she's taken because
she's so nervous
like she's like nervous like she's
getting ready to go on a date or some
[Β __Β ]
like damn it ain't that deep
[Laughter]
bruh she's like fixing herself up and
[Β __Β ]
okay i can't keep this up i can't keep
it i got
if she leaves one more time it's going
to go to the gym
bruh
oh she started calling
hello
hi
how's it going
damn
why are you taking so long
why are you waiting
what do you mean why am i waiting i
thought you're a busy man right yeah i
can tell ink bites it's okay i could
tell you're so nervous
yeah i don't really i don't really do
this no yeah like you know
it's okay okay
i mean like i know it is
yeah
yeah okay
yours seem like the nervous one i mean
you've been sitting there waiting
you think that's cause i'm nervous
i don't know do you tell me okay ink
bites let me ask you a question cause
i'm gonna be an honest guy i'll be
realistic
do you think i have good intentions with
you
yes absolutely not
absolutely not
okay i guess i'm naive
you guess what
i guess i uh okay wait so you don't have
any good intentions of educating me
um i mean that's one way to put it
well i wanted to know about marxists and
feminism in the age of multipolarity in
the post-covet world
yes i want to know about marxism and
leninism
and then i thought you broke i thought
you i thought you broke up with your guy
and like you know
no that's what's going on are you do you
have are you literate
yeah i'm literally what you mean
well i mean you did
uh did you read my message
before you called me
wait let me see what did this say
has call me and also
bonobos are better than gorillas and
hassan's better than you
yeah
all lies
[Laughter]
um
well my child seems to think so so i
don't know
really
yeah
yeah okay so wait where do you live
washington state
oh you don't live in the uk
no i don't live in the uk damn okay when
you coming to michigan
i'm not
what you mean
to be in michigan yes you do
i don't i can give you are you sure
yeah
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oh yeah you don't have a reason to be
here
no
i mean i here look i think you should
come to michigan before colvin shuts
down the transportation
oh yeah what's what's special about
michigan
there's like a guy who lives there that
you should probably meet up with
yeah
yeah is he a cool guy does he have good
intentions
absolutely not he has very bad
intentions
oh my god so are you going to teach me
about marxism
i mean if you want
yeah teach me about marxism are you
actually a marxist yeah
yeah
so how did you come how did you come to
become a marxist
um
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when i was like 14 years old
and what got you over to that side of
the aisle
i don't know i just landed there
just like how
you landed
in my discord call
is this you uh
i guess flirting
what
what
but you're taken right i would never do
that
exactly that would be very impolite yeah
so so have you ever lived in like a
in a country with socialist or welfare
policies
we're living in one now
we're living in one realm i suppose
there is some welfare policies in
america as well but it's not really set
up in the same way
have you ever been have you ever been to
like
socialist
not really socialist because none of
those countries actually work but have
you actually been to any socialist
countries ish um i'm trying to go to
china but
you really want to move to china well i
want to visit there
you want to visit yeah this is pretty
cool
so
do you have like a strong point of view
with what it is that you're doing like
um i thought you were a political andy
yeah i kind of am
kind of mm-hmm
very withholden i thought you uh like to
educate people
i do but like there's some people like
that i educate in different ways
okay
you know what i mean like
i i really don't you really gotta give
me more detail
are you sure
yeah
i'm very sure
the thing is is like
i don't know if those details are
allowed on twitch
okay
okay
yeah he's a very mysterious boy isn't he
yeah
so wait what's washington so you live in
the state of washington
yeah in the state of washington why
um it's beautiful it's green it has
mountains it's gorgeous
true
but it's kind of like an area
that's where twin peaks was filmed
maybe
you know what that is
not really
you don't know you never watch twin
peaks
uh i've heard of it
come watch it with me
right
it's on netflix
it's on netflix yeah i think you were
such a busy man though how do you have
all this time to watch netflix
um you know what i'm saying like why do
you ask so many questions
that's what i do i'm really good at
asking questions i just did an interview
this is my pride bar since you are
looking at me um but yeah like i love
asking questions
so
it's kind of like
i'm a very curious cat
really
yeah so wait why do you have a british
accent
i taught myself english before i landed
in school because my sister is 10 years
older than me and would watch a lot of
like american television and i wanted to
interact with her so i taught myself
english and i got better at it than her
and but i taught myself we are watching
like british sitcoms in the morning so
wait where are you from
denmark
really i didn't know that
yeah i'm from denmark
born and raised how old are you
26.
really
you yeah
okay [Β __Β ] okay i'm 25.
i know you said so yesterday
so i'm younger than you
anna
what's that
you revered to anna
no i wasn't
yes you were
i was not rude you were not rude no no
you're dismissive of her she's really
cute
yeah
yeah
and what's that got to do with this
i don't know okay so when you breaking
up with your boyfriend
i'm not
what
still not yeah not happening
what if i debate him and whoever wins
gets you
yeah i'm not i'm not an object yeah i
know
what you mean you're not an object
what does that got to do with it
i'm not a prize to be photographer oh
you're not a prize
well i am a prize but like not an object
i didn't see you an object
yeah well you can just win a woman by
doing a debate
can i order you on amazon
i mean you could try go ahead let's see
um
you know what i'm saying all i'm trying
to say is that
you know how to okay who's your
boyfriend is he a streamer
he's not a streamer no it's none of your
business
god damn
yeah so do you think it's fair to me
what is fair to you
like it's
a silly message
my child no i'm saying like
like is it fair to me that you already
got a boyfriend
i'm sorry i didn't consider your
feelings when i went ahead and started a
serious relationship yeah
i didn't even know you existed but i
should have considered your feelings
that's true that's what i'm saying you
know
see
yeah
be fair to this guy what do i
so
you wanted to call me to get educated
educated yeah information
share with me
teach me also like
like i would be your professor basically
yes my professor in marxism
and like
what if i give you detention
i guess i
don't listen to you and walk away
is that oh really
well i mean it's detention right like i
don't know i don't i haven't done
american detention before i've never
done detention before
how does it work
i mean um basically it means when the
whole class leaves like you stay
and you have to do what the professor
assigns you
that sounds really uh
toxic
potentially why
it signs you that i don't know this
sounds a bit wild hi paul
sounds wild
ah this sounds a bit wild and you're not
a wild person
i mean i am a bit wild
i know i know
i mean
so what does ink bites mean
um egg bites means ink so i've got
tattoos and uh
and so bytes is just it was a reference
to my old gamer tag it had like bites
with wait what's that on your wrist
it's um shoujo it's my uh farsi last
name
it means brave
nice
yeah that's based
it means brave
shojo
my dad always used to tell me like
growing up whenever i would be afraid of
stuff he would like tell me like you're
a shoujo like you don't do you you're
stronger than this and stuff you know
what's that dragon is it a dragon
eastern dragon yeah show me
damn chat look at that
okay but it's a marxism though you're
not the best professor like i thought
you were all about educating people and
spreading the message and all that i'm
right here i'm listening i want to learn
but
i have a very unorthodox
education style you know like i'm more
of a hands-on
type of education
is that haws yes saver it's hans
you know what i mean like i don't
i just
they
i don't teach at a regular type of
school you know i'm hired by
a more type of um
experimental
private education you know what i mean
experimental private education yeah like
for the gifted you know for the gifted i
have been for that for the gift for the
gifted and
the um
the misbehaving you know
like this is the type which one of those
categories do i fall into
i think you definitely definitely
need an attitude adjustment
really i'm like the sweetest girl you'll
find on twitch
really
i really ask my shot it's very wholesome
here
so what's that wheel on the back
that wheel is why i messaged it messaged
you
what
yeah what do you mean that's why you
message me
it's my wheel it's my special video
and
it has all sorts of little challenges on
it
and it landed on social shenanigans
really
yeah i rap
i sing i do it
i don't and who who decides what's get
what gets put on the wheel
i do
but like once we hit it then chad
decides basically what happens right so
social shenanigans immediately my trap
jumped on this thing
and what okay
when you come to michigan can you bring
the wheel
i'm still not coming to michigan
are you sure
oh really you know we have the great
lakes right we have the biggest lakes in
the world
i actually do want to see those at some
point
yeah that's what i'm saying
please come come to michigan and spend
halloween with me
oh yeah i'm always i've been lonely
every halloween
i'm sure anna would keep you company if
you're awestruck brah come on what you
talking about
what
but i'm taking
you're taken yeah
then why the heck are you trying to get
me to come up to michigan cause you're
taking two so it's like it's not so bad
if we're both you know
i think that makes it exponentially
worse right no it's cause like anna
wouldn't understand you know
i think you would understand
wow how long have you been in a
relationship
um i've been on and off a few years
on and off a few years yeah
you want to say hi to her
sure why not are you looking at my
stream
i'm not i could do that
i should do that
oh my gosh
yeah i'll introduce you to her because
she's right here like i can just bring
her and she'll be in camera
are you looking
yeah
all right here she is i've been in a
relationship with her
there's gonna be some stream delay
it's gonna be a mysterious oh my gosh
you're so gross you're so gross what you
mean
what you mean
are you like 13 dude come on
i'm a little bit younger than you can
you tolerate my immaturity
yeah
i'm also a little bit more energetic so
can you keep up with that
you're more energetic than me bro i
stayed up for 24 hours i went still to
the gym after going to the gym you still
went to the gym but you weren't lifting
i still went i lifted dude i lifted at
the gym
what do i do every single day and then i
came back and took a mini nap and guess
what i'm streaming and dancing and all
of it
um so you dance i saw some of that
i don't think you can keep up with my
energy bruh oh are you sure
oh i have the most godly level of energy
on twitch
how will you know
it's a fact
prove me wrong
i want to prove you wrong
but you don't want to come to michigan
bro get up and do something
what do you mean what you want me to do
i don't know you said you have all this
energy
yeah
i'm about to go to the gym
you're about to go to the gym how many
times a week do you go every single day
really yeah
that's awesome i do i do that too
yeah
so
do you think our collabs would be good
i think so yeah sure
like our irl collabs i'm saying
why is that
we don't we don't need to iron
why not
what are we going to do irl that we
could not just do over a lot of we can
ex we got to do this before the next
lockdown
here guys
i mean look
do it for the chat
yeah that seems that seems wise that
seems really wise convince
would you do a dance stream with me
irl
not not a
not on twitch from like remote no
no you wouldn't do it yeah no
hell no why not shake your ass come on
no i'm not what do you mean irl dance i
mean uh twitch dance discord dance what
the [Β __Β ] is that
okay so okay irl right yeah
but stream it
yeah
yeah you would dance
yeah
okay
absolutely
still not coming to michigan still
wanted to learn about marxism though
and what is this banana gorilla thing
what's going on with uh
it's the sun gorilla
could you explain
it's gorillas and suns the power of the
sun the energy of a gorilla
all right i see very informative
yeah
are you always this quiet
i'm quiet right now okay so let's talk
about
why were you so nervous
uh
i don't usually do social shenanigans
it's like a thing i put on the wheel to
experiment and push myself out of my
comfort zone so you're not really used
to talking to
apex alpha males
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oh good for you
um
uh no i'm pretty used to that they tend
to float around me
really
yeah
really
okay how would you rate your current
boyfriend out of ten
uh obviously ten
stop the cap
if i didn't love him i would not be with
him
right
damn so what's for real then huh
oh it's just for twitch dude it's just
for twitch it's just a ruse to get
everybody off my ass right
so where does that leave me
you're you're
you're really going for this aren't you
this is cute this is really what you
mean
okay i thought we were gonna have a
friendly discussion about gorillas and
marxism
what do you think okay so
do you think
i mean
i want to have a discussion too but
not a verbal one you know what i mean
oh yeah
do you actually think you would have any
chance in hell of like getting me with
those like moves
yeah
that's very cute
um
um
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so
let me ask you a
question so you want to know about
gorillas and marxism right
yes
okay
and
what about
what about gorillas fascinates you well
i was more curious about why it is that
everybody attaches them to you like why
are you so obsessed with gorillas i'm
not obsessed
it sounds like you are everybody says
you are i don't
know um
i don't know i think you're the one
who's a little bit fascinated by them
yes yes i want to know what's going on
what is the meme what is the gimmick
what's the joke
gorillas and sons i mean i don't know
it's like
gorillas are powerful
they have a powerful chest powerful
muscular body
and they're very hairy
so is that like your spirit animal
no my spirit animal is a tiger
it's a tiger why is a tiger spirit
animal
um
just look at one
okay they're very beautiful yeah but
what else what else brings your
attention to them like what's their
personality like that draws you in
they're hunters
that's true
apex predators
or you like to be a hunter
i like to i see look when it comes to
debates on twitch i am the apex predator
i'm at the top of the food chain
you understand what i'm talking about
oh no like you're at the very top of the
food chain so
what about what about like zerka and
destiny and
destiny who
destiny who i don't know the guy debated
11 times and beat each time
did he did you yeah
really
yes i did
okay well good for you i'm really proud
of you well played
yeah i mean you know it's no big deal i
also beat vosh i also beat literally
every other political streamer
to the point where i'm a widely feared
name
on this platform
wow yeah intimidated
yeah but
i mean it can be intimidating for some
and also
tempting to others
all very tempting
like you
oh my gosh
so silly
um do you even know the record what's
the record what's the record
what's the record
yeah it's the record what's that
what's the do you have a record that i
should know about
a record for what
i don't know
his debate record what's your debate
record oh
i i've never lost a debate once i don't
even keep track
never lost the debate i mean you
actually have listened to the other side
of the perspective yeah how is you the
winner of these debates
my chat and me
oh
you're chatting you okay you don't think
that's a bit of an echo chamber
no no we ban everyone who disagrees
okay
yeah
is this how you normally talk
what you mean
i mean is this like your normal your
normal
uh voice
yeah what what you what do you think my
normal voices
uh
so are you very close to your chat
you're not i hate them
you hate them
well i don't hate them but like
right now
i don't have a good relationship to them
they did misbehave a bit didn't they
yeah they did
they started sim figure
what did they start
this whole thing
really
your child at least
really oh wait wait wait that was my
chat and not you
i mean i'm also responsible for it i'm
not gonna try to blame
cha
too much
so
marxism marxism professor professor
please teach me about marxism
um i would love to i would love to teach
you but
you dropped your pencil now i'm kidding
okay
so
what you want to know
um
well
tell me the basics what should i know
why is it the right way to think
why why is that the direction we should
go in
um
it's not so much about the direction as
much as it's about the thrust
and the pace
okay
yeah
it's more about the force
and
the speed
uh
my somebody in my chat says that i
something about the ussr would have gone
a better direction with trotsky than
stalin hell no don't listen to that [Β __Β ]
what do you think about that
it's [Β __Β ] why is that wrong why is
that wrong
just look at stalin and look at
trotsky and just compare how they look
how they look
yeah
that's your political argument how they
look
i mean it's a simple way to sum it up
that's a simple way to sum it up so
sorry
are you a jedi
a little bit yeah because i'm kind of
feeling the force between us and it's
pulling us closer and closer
by the minute
you did say actually i was curious about
this you did say that you deal in
vibrations right yeah you're an
interpreter of vibrations how did you
become an interpreter of vibrations
explain that to me
i mean i just get an inkling you know
you might call it a bite an ink bite you
know
i just kind of get a sense of
something that's not good for me and not
good for you
and i just for whatever reason gravitate
towards that
it's almost like kind of like a
death drive if you will
oh my god yeah
i just see you it's like
you know like with you
but it's not just about me right like in
general you can read people well is that
what you were saying like you can read
people's auras or vibrations but yeah
like with you i could tell it's like
i'm getting closer and closer to a
tornado and i just want to be
pulled in
yeah i know a lot of people want to be
put on but yeah but not a lot of them i
mean not all of them deserve it
and how come you deserve it
how come i deserve it
and apex predator debater on twitch
absolute unit one of the most handsome
men on twitch
and also you gotta come soon because you
know like
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in in like six months or a year i'm
gonna lose my hair i'll be bald and i
won't be this beautiful so you gotta
come take advantage hairline people
wanted me to ask about your hairline you
seem like you have a good hairline no no
it's not the real one
it's not the real one is it fake news
yeah i comb it forward
oh okay well i don't think there's
anything wrong with like male pattern
boldness i've like so many men i know
but see this is for you though because i
know it's like it looks more beautiful
and
i mean like either way i think you're
coming to michigan but i just think if
you come
sooner
you would be taking advantage of it you
know
but i mean
it's your loss you know
yeah
yeah definitely
you know
somebody hickeyboy says anna is the one
for you
why why why why not go for anna
um i mean we're both middle eastern you
understand the connection we have
it's just not the same what country are
you from my parents from lebanon
okay okay
yum
i mean i don't know i just
i think it would be a big shame
if you
let some kind of
i don't know
fake relationship get in the way of what
destiny
and maybe even god himself
decided you don't even believe in god
you don't even believe in god but you do
yeah that's so so clearly we have been
brought together for clearly we've been
brought together for a reason
yeah to like make content and
babies
and educate each other right
silliness and make
many more things
like like what
babies
oh
jesus
oh god
you know
i don't know ink bites it's like
i don't i don't know it's like why
why can't you just kind of
take a little vacation a girl's trip
and
because you're not a girl
no but that's what you can say you know
so you're suggesting so you use god whom
you don't believe in to manipulate me
to manipulate you
and now you're saying i should lie
and and say i'm going on a gross vacay
so that i could cheat on my significant
other it'll just be like a little
entanglement you know
a little entanglement yeah
yeah i know
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like i think you and i
are destined to be entangled with each
other
wow
yeah
wow
and and why would a quality woman want
an entanglement with some
debater on twitch because i know it's
what you crave
inside
right okay yeah
and i'm just telling you
you can have that dessert you don't
gotta
watch yourself you don't gotta skip the
table
and go to the broccoli and the spinach
you can actually have
that dessert
that you're craving so bad
and you can just have it
i see yeah um
oh my gosh uh
you know you have really stumbled me i
will say that oh how's that
just maybe i confuse you a little bit
oh you most definitely confused me yeah
yeah most definitely i think you're
having like mixed feelings and second
thoughts like oh
how am i gonna let my boyfriend down
because he is clearly yesterday's news
you're very full of yourself
really why is that
i could see is this like
is this like dating advice from john
zurker no what is worker got to do with
this
i don't know it's just this this is like
next level cringe you know oh why is
that
well you're coming on very strong
so what what do you want me to do come
on softly i'm a busy man i don't have
all the time in the world
you're very busy with your tits shot
right now right and other things
and other things tell me about the other
things
ink bites i'm just trying to save us
both time
you know what i mean
listen i just wanted to spin my wheel
and this whole thing got really uh
wild
i wanted to learn about marxism and
leninism
why can't we talk about that
because the best way to learn about it
is to learn about me
it's really you it's not how you teach
your entire chat
um
if if my if my if if my chat looked like
you yes
but
i mean
like i don't know
i mean okay let me and bites let me ask
you a question do you blame me
okay ink whites let me ask you a
question do you blame me
what is a man like me supposed to do
uh i teach me about leninism
and you want you care about that boring
stuff
yes yes i do really
really
press x to doubt
i think i think ink bites inkblots my
entire chart knows i'm a mega nerd i am
not ashamed of that um
i love learning
i got it listen listen
sometimes people learn
through
theories and kind of abstract
texts and really dry and boring stuff
and there's other ways to learn there's
other experiences that can teach you
more
than words and
um
books
and teach you
okay
and and
so is there just no hope for me to learn
about communism without coming to
michigan um
yeah i don't know i don't think there is
oh that's really sad it's really sad
i mean
yeah
i guess it is sad for your boyfriend
that you're gonna have to
let him down like this
we're in the in pursuit of knowledge
because knowledge is power
and the pursuit of knowledge
it's a yeah that's a no that's as noble
a reason as any you know
no
no it's not not to not to be a liar in a
cheat wow and also
why would you even think that even if i
was single
i would ever go for you
because those are big leaps to make my
love like that's i shouldn't have said
that i just said for
um but um
because i think you crave chaos
and i can give you that
i think you want to be taken on a roller
coaster
i've had plenty of chaos i
i like quality and nice treatment and
trust me okay you can okay but
you can be treated nicely and roughly
too
they're not i have no intentions of
dating any meathead brutes ever in my
life
really
and what other man is going to protect
you
thank you anonymous gifter
i mean you don't want a uh meathead in a
brute really
so okay describe describe to me describe
to me your ideal
male intelligent intelligent intelligent
kind
and i've been mean to driven ambitious
and i haven't been driven with you funny
and i haven't been funny with you
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uh it's just like a different
kind where where was kind when have you
done kind i've been kind to you
to me
i've been you've been kind to me yes i
have
what was that whole little god comment
earlier then
the what comment
god comment earlier
what about it
i think that's kind of course it's kind
uh
yeah
and like what are what what are your
ambitions
what is your drive to make it to the
very top and i want to build the biggest
media corporation on the internet
yeah
okay
you have like
a business plan
yes
yes
yes i do
okay
good for you
um
i don't know uh but yeah like the guy
that i would go for would also be like
uh
just just a high quality guy you know
and i'm not high quality
not from what i've heard on zucker no
what does that mean
ah that just means
you know you're
special special
i am special i'm very special
very special i'm not looking for special
i'm looking for quality
i'm both
yeah i i don't know you were talking
about like cheating on your wife and so
now listen with you i won't have to
cheat on you because i'll cheat on you
with you like sometimes i'll storm out
in anger and then come out through the
back door and
you know
what should i ask him
help me out here
you you're very dismissive about like
teaching me anything i don't know
what are we doing here i want to teach
you a lot of things ink bites
but you don't you don't seem like a very
cooperative student
i'm a very cooperative student
i mean
i would imagine you are but i think you
just need
a little discipline you know it seems
like
could you explain dialectical uh
materialism to me
dialectical materialism yes please so
the dialectical materialism is about the
unity of opposites right it's this idea
that
opposites in this world are actually
part of one thing right so like
take
a woman like ink bites
who's
in her appearance right one thing she
says oh i have a boyfriend and
oh i don't want to date a meathead and i
don't want to date
you know this type of guy and oh i'm not
going to fly to michigan and you know
from professor haas but then but then on
the other hand ink bites inside
i feel like she's craving
burning with passion
to just have
what's being offered to her
and
so these opposites are united in the
person of ink bites right and then you
can take it to a higher level that on
the one hand you have
me right
and i'm
the professor right and i'm trying to
teach you a lot of things and i'm trying
to
discipline you to make you stop being so
deep devious and delinquent
and you ink whites
you on the other hand are the student
and
you just have this resistance about you
that
makes you all the more enticing
and
both of these united together
in union
that is dialectical materialism and so
what better way to learn
and to learn through practice itself
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oh my gosh
oh my gosh
that was beautiful that was mesmerizing
just absolutely absolutely so perfect
really yeah
yeah
like soft in the knees
and it's wild
i can imagine that's another thing why
would you think like a quality girl
would come to you like
they're right there right there you like
just lost the whole thing right like a
gentleman would never do that
i didn't say i was i didn't say i was a
gentleman but
i don't know don't you have any passion
you want to pursue don't you have
an inkling maybe an ink bite
you talk about being an outfit but then
like you want the girl to come to you
that's not very alpha
yes i want you to come to my palace i
want you to come to my domain
it looks really like a palace in there
don't worry i'll clean it up before you
come okay
but
you know i mean i don't know i don't i
come to washington
it's like
i'm in foreign territory right and
i just think
my princess and so so that says you're
like weak and afraid
no
yeah that's kind of what it says to me
no it's it's because he see inkboys i'm
rescuing you
right
and i'm bringing you to the palace
yeah and why would i
oh why would i go to my princess's shack
when she can just come to the palace
uh yeah i i i don't know about that
that's not really my that's really not
really my cup of tea now
what do you mean i like a guy that
treats me
i like a guy i'll treat you well
and i'm not gonna treat you well
yeah like asking me to come out to you i
wouldn't do that and why is that
no no no
because that's just that's just not
appropriate you shouldn't it's of course
it's appropriate oh i'm a traditional
girl
and it's very traditional what i'm doing
yeah
for a girl to travel over to see a guy
for a first date which i'm still not
doing but like
oh okay we're still in denial about that
yeah but hypothetically speaking yeah
i mean i don't i don't know what the
issue would be it's like
you know planes
statistically you're more likely
to get hurt in a car crash than in an
airplane
yeah it's not about that it's about like
manners
i mean here's what will happen
i'll fly you out
you'll come
on that horrible plane ride i understand
it's that it's five hours
and then
i'll i'll
you'll be at the airport and i'll pull
up
with my white steed
now hold out my hand
and you'll ride up right in front of me
right not behind me because you can fall
off
and
we'll ride off
back to my apartment
of course your horseback riding
i can rent one
for this
do you know how to raise [Β __Β ] ride
because it's not just something you pick
i'll i'll learn don't
worry for me yeah
wow that's very romantic
so you've never you've never thought
about you know coming to michigan and
going up north where there's
no light pollution and looking up at the
stars
going to the
um
the great sand dunes and mackinac island
and the great lakes and and so
can you explain to both of our chat why
you want to deprive them of so much
smiles and laughter and joy of watching
us do all these things together
yeah no i think there's
so many other people you could do all
those things with
[Music]
i'm talking to you right now
i know i it was just ink bites you have
a dragon tattoo
yeah what about it i have dragon energy
i know you have dragon energy you're a
dragon s and i'm a dragon and we're rare
we have to keep the species
i am a dragon
anna is a tent and pawntron pawntron
it is normal it's silly people do this
all the time it's a very silly thing you
just send messages to other streamers
it's silly it's okay
oh really
yeah so what did i tell you last night
what did you tell me
that i had bad intentions towards you
did you yeah
a lot of things
i have very very bad intentions
again like you're trying to win me over
and then you're like i have bad
intentions no i'm telling you the truth
high quality guy bad intent no a high
quality guy is honest and truthful like
if you
want me to waste my time that's silly i
don't know
i just think if you knew what i was
thinking right now
you would be quite shocked
um
so the thing is is that
listen you don't have to be nervous okay
just relax ease into this new atmosphere
that's been created between us
just embrace it
oh my goodness okay i'm embracing it i'm
embracing it so much right now this is
this is wonderful this is amazing
um
so let me ask you a question
keep going i'm being i'm just like so
infatuated yeah yeah i know
um
so when you come to michigan
um
you know and i pick you up from the
airport
and we come back here and you know we
begin
irl streaming and
watching netflix together and you know
other things
um
i need you to understand it's not going
to last forever
you know it's more like
a tornado
uh wrecking havoc
in a small town
and then
passing by
both of us
coming out better
it
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thanks
yeah i don't think so but but thank you
though
appreciate that
what you mean
i appreciate the compliments i
appreciate it
can we see
okay
so
um
so when you come in tomorrow
no
no but were you going to teach me at all
anything
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
go ahead
okay let's
teach me
okay let me get the flight times oh my
god tomorrow
let me see
washington
to detroit
okay looks like we got a lot
all right
get packing
yeah
funny
and i i'm funny right
a little bit so all the boxes you need
ticked i take them now what's remaining
yeah no what's left uh
is gorbachev the best leninist of all
marxists no he's horrible [Β __Β ] him
how so
um see let me explain something to you
right
gorbachev was a guy
no during a period of crisis
um
a period that required tremendous will
tremendous drive and just
the courage to really give in
to what needs to be done to what needs
to be
released
if you will
gorbachov just
made excuses and kind of retreated from
his real
task in his real
destiny if you will
and as a result
he led to the collapse of one of the
most beautiful things
in history and
similar to you you
your inaction your
hesitation
is going to lead to the collapse
about me that you're so like fascinated
with
like you don't know anything about me
i don't gotta know [Β __Β ] about you i know
you're a chaotic dragon energy woman and
that's what i need right
now that's what everybody needs but
that's not no that's not what everyone
needs that's not true
okay it's not what everybody needs
that's true that is true
yeah some people just need calm in their
lives
i don't need calm right now i need a
tornado to come pick me up and pull me
in
and throw me out and pull me in again
and again
and again
i know
but it's not happening
what's that
but it's not happening
oh really it's not happening
[Music]
and when did you learn to lie so
convincingly
uh
when i was like a little girl
yeah but i'm not lying
oh really
[Music]
okay well
so wait the truth is you're single right
really
you know this horse
come on
a few times now can you at least pretend
for me
i i i did your hypothetical i did your
hypothetical and it's still it's it's
not happening you know so
okay you're live right now just look
into the camera and say money
we got to end this
i'm moving on to different things i
gotta
i need space to experiment and try new
things
honey
this has been fun but
i've got to move on
i need
space to explore myself and new things
and have fun so
yeah
oh i like that
now i want to be your boyfriend
i know you don't but it's still not
happening
oh you sure it's not
so
if it was happening let's just pretend
right now if it was happening right
um
by the way do you have any water by you
like it's really important to hydrate i
don't know if you've heard about that i
mean
you're right i'm a little bit thirsty
you're right i am a little bit thirsty
but guess what
would you really deprive
a man of thirst
who's coming from a desert
and has just found an oasis and
you need that whole well to yourself
no
no i i don't need a whole world to
myself
what does what does it mean to be a
tanki could you explain that to me
a tanki is basically a man
who
has this roughness about them
this
leatheriness about their skin
that makes them
comparable to
the strength of a tank but
like a tank they're very mobile
and stationary and similar to a tank
when the heat of battle
calls forth
they have
a cannon protrude
and this cannon releases fire
into
the heart
and soul
i will say that like i was i'm like i'm
i'm very taken aback but how good you
are just going in on circa and just not
even cracking your smile and just saying
the things that you say it's wild
i mean
you want to test if it's real or not
huh
i mean you can test if it's real or not
if you don't believe
me test
if what's through
like how i am off stream versus on
stream
um okay let's let's just imagine for a
second right because you're still in
denial that's okay so oftentimes what
people do
when people are in denial
is they
concede
just for the moment
that their fictional
reality is correct
so hypothetically ink bites
let's say
you and i
were the last people on earth
the last people on earth the freaking
last people on earth yeah yeah
and we had the whole world to ourselves
um
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how soon do you think our first child
will be born
well i would hope like pretty soon we've
got to repopulate the earth
i agree
this is going to be a really weird
affair because our kids are going to
have to
i don't know what they're going to have
to do it's going to be really weird
yeah i mean and we would have to
repopulate it like
pretty thoroughly like
we would have to hope that there would
be other women at the very least
we would have to have like a harem of
stories i guess
um wow ink bites come on it's a little
bit late for that you know like
don't excite me too much
but
now i want you to imagine not a really
important job at that point we've got to
repopulate the entire earth
okay now i want you to add
a variable right
a little bit let's change it up a little
bit right little different scenario now
let's say
you and me
we decided to go irl
but
we found we ended up getting ourselves
lost
in a forest
and
you still you know
we're in your relationship
and we were lost in the sports we don't
know how to get out but
you know there's still food around us
there's water
and we can live you know we're living we
have to live right
can't just keep searching for a way out
you don't think
you would be
a little bit tempted
no i'm okay i can take care of myself
really
are you sure
oh i know i know are you sure okay so if
you can if you can take care of yourself
and
you know
you wouldn't
give in to those bad temptations
you can just come to me
and nothing you don't have any good
intentions for me you said so yourself
you have bad intentions but you you will
resist my advances and it'll be fine you
can you know you're strong
that doesn't seem like a good situation
to be in
why i mean um
you know you'll just shut me down you'll
reject me and then
i'll take the l
you will never and then you won't be
tempted you won't
have even an inkling in your mind it
won't even cross your mind
that
maybe you should just pick up that piece
of dessert
you know this was my chat's idea to
message you right
it wasn't your chat that made you um get
really nervous and go to the bathroom
and prepare and
change and uh check in the mirror how
you look oh i hope i look pretty for him
oh my gosh mother okay no way no no no
no way really
really
nervous about like doing silly things
like this and also i had not the
foggiest clue you were gonna
i thought we were gonna talk about
freaking leninism i thought we were
gonna like i thought you would actually
try to ink bites inkbites i'm watching
your stream right now everything i want
to talk about
is right in front of me
i thought you were going to try to
debate me and i wasn't in the mood for a
debate
i was just like can you just educate me
that would be a lot better i do want to
educate you but you're
you're being a bad student
i have been trying to listen
but you need to be you need to do more
than listen to be a good student
oh god
is this
no it's not james we're having fun we're
we're learning about stuff
all right guys
we're learning about infrared
yeah and
so why don't you share something about
yourself
oh my god what makes you a quality guy
what makes me a quality guy
uh because i know how to take care of a
woman
okay that's why
like like inviting them to lie and cheat
no no i i i'm
i know how to let's say i know how to
fulfill a woman i know what a woman
wants i know
really what she needs
i'm sounding like a yesterday on the
zaka show
ink bites don't worry about the future
okay
focus on the present
between us
and presently
okay so let me ask you ink bites
what's going on in your mind right now
be honest
i'm just i'm just taking it all in this
is just very silly it's very humorous i
will say that it's really funny
and what else
uh okay let me let me ask you a
questioning blitz can you be honest
can you be honest
yes
let's say let's say there was a
technology that hooked up
um
a wire to your brain and projected it
onto twitch would it be tos or no
no
really
are you religious
yes are you muslim
okay what would be okay so say you swear
to god
what am i swearing on that is there's
any os thoughts in my brain at this
moment no there is not it would be so if
if
if they hooked up in
wires to your brain and showed it
on your stream you would be fine
uh yeah i would be fine
i'm trying to like understand what it is
your chart wants and aztec you know i
agree with you i think you should be
with anna i think that anna can you stop
couple
like no she's legit it seems like she's
gone okay listen ink bites you and i
both know that if i went to talk to anna
you would be
red with jealousy just like your dress
you would be red
with
jealousy
i'm taken
what do you mean you're taken what's
that gotta do with me
and what about me
how's it fair to me
do you deny the labor aristocracy
aristocristic aristocracy um
how do you say that word
english is my third language well the
way i the way i
so labor is about work right aries
labor's about work right and
the work
i'm willing to put in with you
would make me
so exclusive and unique that you could
almost say
i'm aristocratic
is your brain functioning right now
no it's not
what brain are you thinking with right
now it doesn't sound like you have a lot
of blood up there
um i know and that's why i need your
help to make me
think clearly again
i need you to help me think clearly
again because the minute i clicked on
your stream
i don't know what's gotten into me
you were really good at creating content
man good for you
and what else am i good at creating
are you not like do you have any shame
about this
why would i be ashamed
i don't know like you're just like
coming on really strong live on twitch
it's really so
and so what
do you do this a lot
no
no how many girls have you done this
with
one
one and i wasn't even dirty with her i'm
only
yeah
who is the other girl you had a crush on
and why is it not anna it was it wasn't
on twitch it was offline
i was talking about twitch bro
no you're the first you're you're the
first
princess
i'm sure let's found her prince
listen listen okay what if i told you if
you don't come tomorrow i might have a
heart attack
that starts on some next level
manipulation stuff what
let's not say we didn't right
okay
yikes
i mean
it you wouldn't be cheating because
it would be a form of
it would be a form of it's like an
insult to me that you're trying to get
me to
have some small little entanglement with
you like do you not think that i'm worth
no
i don't know you you did that
no you you are
no truck listen
ink bites
it's about the chaos
i want to be entangled with you i want
to be entangled with you i want to
be in a tsunami with you
it's the dragon energy ink plates that
you know i'm talking about listen a lot
of people want that it's not name one
very often name one
i can show you my well i couldn't but
i can promise you it happens like
okay when's the last time when's the
last time you talked to a guy like me
to a guy like you i i talked to a lot of
guys of really high quality maybe even
some would say higher quality but you
know oh really
oh really
what why what gives them higher quality
than me
i don't know like
good manners intellect ambition drive
polished put together do you want me to
debate them and do you want me to debate
them and prove to you that do you think
you're a big man that you can yell over
people
yes i do
yeah
okay but like seriously but ink bites i
would never
i would never yell at you i would
whisper
very softly
in your ear
so what are you worried about
oh you've already kind of yelled at me
haven't you no
haven't you
no i haven't
you were so rude to me though like uh
when
yeah you keep calling me like a little
demon and like anna you are a demon
you are a demon that's so rude like i
grew up in scandinavia where everybody
did things like oh i have dark hairs or
like
whatever and they're blonde little
princesses why can't i be a princess
i'm an angel too you are a princess but
you're a princess of evil
i'm not a shaytan i'm not an evil no but
that's what i need ink bites i need a
demon i need a chaiton i need
ink bites look at your tattoo
yeah i've been through some stuff my
tattoo is fun
i'm just a sweetheart you really and
what about me that's what i need
why don't you give that some of that to
me
why are you so greedy you have to hoard
all of itself what do you smog the
dragon
yeah i listen you don't give your gifts
away to just anybody
i know i'm not just anybody
oh you sound like it really
oh really
so
let me ask you a question inkbites
and just be honest about this
when you dreamed about me last night
did you wake up and realize it was going
to become real
bro i you didn't even cross my mind
until i spun that wheel and
really
you know you know i i have you know what
i think ink bites
i think you were thinking about me
all day
and that you were looking for any excuse
okay does that make you feel big and
strong if i was thinking about you all
day
would that make you excited yeah keep
going
[Laughter]
but i did not though
you didn't
no
yes you did
i think i think you did that's what i
think right now
as a matter of fact inkbites i think you
woke up and chose your entire outfit
for me
you think oh i think coz would like this
it's red
right yeah i did not choose that for my
stream
i chose that for you
are you listening to yourself bro
am i wrong
you are wrong you're by definition just
absolutely incorrect
then how did you know how did you know
red was my favorite color
i did not know red was your favorite
color really
i didn't know red was your favorite
color i did not know your guys your guys
would come into my stream
and and do whatever they did to my poll
is that what really happened
twice that this happen because
twice your guys came in and completely
like won the poll and so i messaged you
i thought it would be and why
why why didn't you just why did you
delay it why did you make keep me
waiting
i kept you waiting because i have other
stuff to do i'm a busy woman
oh i know you're busy i'm busy too so
let's get busy
let's not get busy
you just said you're busy and i'm busy
too
so what does that mean
together that's okay we're doing that
right now we're getting busy together
right now
oh no we're not trust me content it's
wonderful this is what this is what we
should be doing you know
yeah but i have other things in mind too
yeah
what sort of things do you have in mind
i want you to find out
[Music]
nice
well
sounds lovely
still no
can you define
socialism um
socialism is basically when
the whole economy
is built
and oriented around
um
people and serving people right
and
it's based on connections
it's based on connections between people
or people
because sometimes people make
connections
that are of mutual benefit
and
fulfill
one and another
and
i don't know how better i could teach
you about
this socialism
then
well
if you
embraced the connection
between me and you
two dragon energy specimens
who need one another
oh my gosh
together
i don't give a [Β __Β ]
really
hell no
what would he say about your game
um
i mean all it takes is to look at you
right now and it's very clear that
my game
has
taken over
your
am i wrong
uh no i'm not wrong it's okay
yeah you would be a very very very wrong
though
it's humorous
it's content okay ink bites when are you
ending stream
when am i ending stream sean i said what
the heck it's late yeah
okay so what are you gonna think about
when you went stream
huh
when you end stream like what are you
gonna what am i gonna think about i'm
gonna think about
cleaning up the room i'm gonna think
about and also are you gonna
think about dming back the people yeah
that i need
are you also gonna are you also
considering cleaning up your dirty
thoughts right now
i don't have a single one
not a single really
a single one i don't know you haven't
managed to like even and you know that's
really that's really unfortunate too
because it's so easy to get me to think
naughty thoughts
really is it really easy too okay okay
teach me you want me to teach you and
i've i've given you many lessons like
you have just managed to somehow turn
this into the biggest cringe fest i've
ever seen but it's funny it's no no okay
it's teaching
teach me
teach you what
you said it's so easy so just teach me
what would i have to
do draw to teach you
what's that
i don't think it's my job to teach you
how to
how to stimulate me but it's my job to
teach you about socialism and all this
stuff hey you want to make a media
company and educate people these are
your words not mine
you can just be in my chat and be like a
normal chatter
okay that's fine too but i felt like a
call would help me more to learn no i
agree i agree you need special
treatment and i want to treat you
special
um
okay inkbite since it's so easy teach us
teach okay since it's so easy teach me
and the chat how it would work
well you start by not shooting yourself
in the foot with every other word you
say
like how did i where did i shoot oh [Β __Β ]
sorry
um hassan is better than bolshevik with
his mansion than the west hollywood what
do you think about that
sounds like you're getting off topic
do you like hassan
no
why not
because hassan's cringe
how is he cringe
hassan
is just
doesn't know what he's talking about
he's just cringe
and
i just don't think he's entertaining to
watch
so why do you think he's so successful
i don't know that's what i'm trying to
figure out every day but i think
just because people
prefer
to lie to themselves and
prefer to comfort themselves with
what's
tried and tested and
they don't
have that urge within them to go into
uncharted territory
and
really
embrace
who they truly are
why does this all know more about
communism than you
oh does he
your chat says so
my chat don't say so
i mean it's people from your chat
well
i don't know who they are
you just told me that i was doing a bad
job with you
and
your way is to tease me
i'm i
i love teasing i know you do
what's wrong with seasick
it's nothing nothing's wrong with
teasing but
if you really want to pull me in more
um you're going to have to do better
than that
i never said i did i never said i did
no we know you we know you do
then why did you
why did you wear my favorite
dress i swear to god i did not wear this
with you in mind at all
um
well
it's been in my mind
my dress
it's cute it's red i agree
but you know what red is the color of
right
passion love romance i have lots of red
things i look good in red yeah i know
you do
and
you know
they say that
if you
show a bull the color red
just drives them wild and insane
okay
i mean
do i need to cover up is that it would
you like me to cover up
i mean i wouldn't like that but
oh okay
yeah well i was i was concerned that i
was being too distracting for you and
you're trying to wait what what
leninism and marxism no no
no no let's talk about let's talk about
this
no no no let's let's talk about this
what what do you think is distracting me
uh my appearance apparently you were
very upset about my red clothing and
what about your appearance
well uh apparently it's distracting to
you
yeah but what part of
it apparently the red color
yeah that's true
i should i should put on like a cardigan
a black cardigan and wrap it around me
and
wrap it in or something like that i mean
like
yeah like
but not the you know
so you just want to put on a black dress
i'm not changing outfits for you
um
um so ink bites
so ink bites
do you feel the least bit ashamed
thinking those thoughts that you are
right now
despite the fact that you have a
boyfriend
no there's like tumbleweeds and a lot
like kw's in my head right now
really
yeah there's like the trollfacey mom and
kw did you know
that lying is one of the worst sins you
can commit
100 i believe that that's true that's
true 100
and yet
because you lie to yourself and that's
the most important crime that you can
really commit because when you lie to
yourself then you cannot trust yourself
and if you cannot trust yourself it will
leak into you every part of your life
and mess up your brain and i've had to
deal with that and so i know that
firsthand wait what's linking into every
part
when you when you when you when you lie
to yourself right or when you lie to
anybody then you don't trust yourself as
much like subconsciously you're always
paying attention so you recognize
yourself as a lawyer so it's really
important that you don't you have that
confidence within yourself that you tell
the truth
to the best of you ability in whichever
situation you're in
otherwise it's gonna leak into your like
subconscious and you're just gonna
you're gonna have lower self-esteem
you're gonna between
between us too
a lot more would be leaking
okay
circa reacting to the stream right now
oh my gosh that's hilarious that would
be absolute i want to see that
berserker get the [Β __Β ] out of here man
what are you doing
bro's trying to
come on man
i don't know what you think you're
trying to do
you know exactly what i'm trying to do
i really just thought you wanted to be
silly and have a conversation i do want
to be silly but i want to be a little
too silly
oh my gosh she is legit watching
this is hilarious
this is
this is what happens when you spin a
wheel that's that's why this is
happening
yo listen listen listen
i want you to bring that wheel to
michigan and we're going to have a lot
of other things we're going to put on it
i actually do need help to put more
things in my wheels i got plenty of
things to put on your wheel i got plenty
of things would you help me figure out
more content for my wheel
absolutely and it's going to be content
exclusively for us too
no i really need it to be for twitch as
a whole would you help me because that
would be a quality thing to do you and i
would be banned from twitch if it was
for twitch as a whole
yeah no no no you're not listening see
it seems like literacy was not the
highest mark so this whole intellect
thing is not working out too well
because listening is not either
i don't know where we're going with the
whole
i'm more pink boys
so i don't know
i'm more of a visual learner
and
you know visually i just
i'm hearing something different
than what i'm hearing
like for example i can see that deep
i've inside an impression upon you
that i don't think it's gonna go away
until tomorrow morning
you've made an impression on me yeah
and ink bites why
because that's gross and i know what
that means and that's gross you guys are
not going to trick me with that so ink
bites
why do you live just
being
so torn apart and
having this sensation this feeling
that
you feel when my image comes in your
head
all day
just have to
go my chat said infrared your chat came
in and took over can you just pretend
can you just pretend otherwise
okay you you need me to pretend for you
yes
bro where is this going
i think it's going
in the direction eastward from you
from washington to detroit airport
[Music]
like there's no way this conversation
ends with me being in michigan
inkboyz if you're not here tomorrow
you might just cry on stream
oh
that's really sad
well and i also might cry off stream
but not with my eyes
see these are the things you say where
you're like
shooting yourself in the foot you know
how's that
see i just i don't see i don't see how
you think you're gonna
get ahead with that
why not
it's kind of gross
i mean
it's gross
it's kind of gross i agree and that's
why
i want us both to be
cleansed
of these dirty thoughts
there's only one way that's gonna happen
oh my gosh yes that's not gonna happen
and i don't have any dirty thoughts
you're not this is actually impressive
though because i feel like if you'd put
in even just the slightest bit you could
have gotten me to at least have some
naughty thoughts
but
okay what would i have to have done
well actually be interesting and
stimulating you know maybe if you'd
actually taught me some things because i
am really into intellect
maybe maybe i would have actually had
very incomplete do anything with those
but i do ink bites let me let me let me
let me break this down so
if i would have talked to you about
marxism
you would have had dirty thoughts as
opposed to
you know i will tell you this the first
time i talked to my ex well okay the
first time wait this is terrible this is
a terrible confession do you want to
hear it
yes i do
the first time i masturbated to my
ex-fiance was when he was talking to me
about nietzsche
so i'm reading reading stuff that he had
written like essays about nietzsche so
that was really hard so yeah
bruh i mean
listen ink bites can you have some pity
i'm on stream all day talking about this
[Β __Β ]
and it's not what's on my mind listen
ink bites let me tell you something if
you want to talk about socialism
i think marxism is something very
serious and very
more pure than what's in my mind right
now
and
don't you think it's a little
disrespectful
[Music]
i don't even know where this
conversation is anymore
so like friends friendship hi how are
you doing my name is inky uh
what's your name your name's hoz is that
it yeah i don't know
pause what is that short for
okay
interesting you're 25.
you like marxism and leninism and making
a cringe out of yourself on twitch
um how did you become so comfortable
with that
how did you become so comfortable like
getting so cringy on twitch
oh so like you think my chat might judge
me
no like even on zaka like the stuff you
say like you bait so hard and i see it
like it's very good content
but like how how do you how did you get
so comfortable with that
um
well you just have to ask yourself
inkbites
um
who's talking to you right now me or
your boyfriend
you're talking to me right now i'm
screaming
i'm collaborating that's what i'm doing
and it's working really well
yeah i know it is
but
it's working really well
and
i'm just saying we should just take it
to the next level and make it work even
harder
yeah no
i
uh yeah i have no interest in that
um
i mean
the truth is
the minute i found out you're single
you just came you became a little less
alluring to me i'm not single
really
[Music]
are you sure
i'm really sure
oh you gotta play me with me like that
ink bites
zacchaeus followed you
what do you mean he unfollowed me i
followed you that's what my child says
what's wrong with zerka man
what's wrong with zaka's game recognizes
game and you ain't got none like you
ain't got none bro
really then why are you still in the
call hang up
because it's funny
bruh jerker you want to be added to the
call stop being a [Β __Β ] baby i'll add
you
i'll add him to the call guys let zarka
come in here that would be funny
stop being a baby dude
i would eat you alive
i just wanted to fap in the corner and
react wait let me get this straight i
react i'm in my corner and i'm fapping
and you say yo get out of here
finger man what the [Β __Β ] was that bro
because i don't know you know who you
remind me of you remind me of slicker
slicker
every homie i have i [Β __Β ] i i yo
imagine i said get the [Β __Β ] out of here
follow me back right now follow me back
right now what are you doing no we're
done yo
listen listen what the [Β __Β ]
you are on a dark path to becoming
slicker that's who you're going to be
yeah you are yeah you are
i just want to fap in silence i wasn't
even in chat i was just fapping in
silence you guys like get the [Β __Β ] out
of here to me
no dude because i thought you were i
thought you were
bro i wasn't even serious why you got to
take it so seriously
well can i react a little of course i
you're reacting i i knew you reacting
okay the truth is you're too good for
her
bruh
okay bro don't even
play that [Β __Β ]
very well that man is not in my league
i'm not in your league
you're not in my league oh why because
i'm not talking to you about nietzsche
and being intellectual with you
no because you you you
bro you shot yourself in the foot every
sentence you're like give me an example
okay so you're like you're actually
building something up you're being funny
you're being a bit you're being a bit
you know what do you call it you're
having a bit of charm and being a bit
funny and then you're like and then
like
13 year old humor about
say no give me an example
uh i didn't like sit there and memorize
everything he said
and the examples is like when you're
talking about your hand being your
girlfriend or like
jerking it that's not really that's not
we have to give something to chat too
okay
oh that was for chat yeah
you're so greedy it's okay i'll give you
everything
you'll give me everything i'll give you
my everything
okay so no prenup
um well i was talking like
like listen everything i was born with
into this world i will give you
everything
yeah
it's wonderful
i will give you everything i was born
why why are you not asking me questions
bro like okay ink bites
no i don't know one plus one equals two
and the two of us
will make
for a great time
do you deny math
no i think
math is the one true language of the
world
and i've just proven to you exactly why
you gotta take the first flight to
michigan
not taking any flights to michigan love
the first flight tomorrow
don't even sleep tonight and sleep when
you get here
that's like such a low like
move if you're actually interested in a
girl why would you ask her to travel
across the continent for you so i'm
supposed to
travel yes you're supposed to travel
you're supposed to take time out of your
busy life and where will i stay i'm
going to stay in your house
no
no no no
yeah
what do you mean
why why should that be a thing
it's like of course i'm gonna stay in
your house
are you just assuming are you assuming
that things are gonna happen that are
not good that's terrible that's no way
to like approach a quality woman what do
you mean
okay hotel have you heard of them
i gotta pay for a hotel when you have a
whole place i can stay you have a bed i
can sleep in no
no no no i do not yes you do
don't worry we can put a pillow between
us just like those other people
from yesterday
oh eddie and paris they were they're so
cute as friends
yeah
they they have a very cute friendship
i know legitimately they were so sweet
wasn't it
we could be friends
oh yeah but it'll be the same thing but
i'll just be more honest than eddie and
maybe one night
you know i won't i'm not gonna remove
the pillow no no listen listen ink bites
i am not touching that pillow that will
be all on you
and i think you're gonna remove the
pillow that's what i think
and i'm giving you i'm giving you
permission to remove the pillow too
[Music]
i'm very grateful you gave me permission
i needed that
[Music]
so ink bites when i come to washington
and i'm coming to you
um
you know you're not gonna make me sleep
on the couch right because that's rude
i'm a quality guy
and my back hurts and i have back
problems
it's called hotels no i i can't afford a
hotel right now
oh wow what a quality guy
oh
wow
you can't afford a hotel
so okay ink bites
if all you care about is money
i don't
ink bites
but i do think you should be able to pay
for your own way
okay are you staying in the hotel with
me
no
no
then what so i'm gonna be all alone even
though i'm i might be scared of monsters
in the closet under my bed
oh i thought you were an apex gorilla
tiger
what happened to that
i mean
i just think it's really rude
okay
yeah
i mean i for example i was providing you
with all
five star accommodations when you come
here
yeah the college right
yeah
you will stay in my palace all access
accommodation full access to the fridge
of course yeah remember you have to you
have to ride out on a horse sister
oh yeah
of course and everything for my princess
but all i'm asking you is to treat me
like your prince
and so far you haven't been doing that
now do you think that's fair
i think that a man should prove himself
to be a prince before a woman treats him
like a prince
really
yeah
and i haven't proven it to you already
oh hell no no
um so for example
you don't think there's any meaning to
the fact that you woke up with nothing
but thoughts of me
so does
you dream about every guy
after talking to them once
[Music]
i know
and i think that's why i've earned it
because
guys i will give you this i'll give you
this
you have made an impression on me
tonight
oh i know i have
i was not thinking about you in the
slightest
prior to
that wheel being spun
are you camping
ink bites why are you capping i'm
allowing you stop stopping i swear i
swear you have a lot of fanboy stuff
that do ship us together so they have
been they've been in my chat okay guys
stop doing that
stop doing that slightly before the
wheel because they keep bringing you up
um so really my chatters were in your
chat this whole time
did my chatters force you to go to the
bathroom and fix yourself up before
talking to me
no my bladder told me to do that
oh really
seems like you drank a lot tonight
because
you left a few
times right
were you like sitting there watching my
stream
no i was told you were doing a poll that
you were going to call me
uh-huh so i came to see what's going on
and
i guess i got
a little mesmerized
yeah
that's cute
yeah i did do a pool i get nervous about
these sort of things i will say that
that's true
no no trust me it's okay
it's okay
in general just randomly messaging
people weird stuff i'm like ah i don't
know about that that's weird
and then calling them
out of the blue is also kind of strange
so it's like it's like you you're
texting them and they're like you're
like haha unless
no
yeah
oh
no it's kind of more like this is really
embarrassing but i'm gonna do this and
then and then you took it further and
you called me and i was like [Β __Β ] i did
i wasn't prepared for this what am i
actually supposed to do now like we're
both on stream like what are we doing
okay are we going to stream i was having
a debate about feminism
i really am not listen we will talk
about leninism we will talk about
marxism we will talk about socialism as
soon as you arrive at dte detroit
international airport
i will pick you up
and we'll talk about it on the car ride
back you know
sabre thinks you're transparently fake
and it's insulting what's fake
you she thinks you're transparently fake
who thinks that
savor
ink boits this is between me and you
why would you let someone else's opinion
get in the way with what you know deep
inside of you
oh that's another thing you know i'm a
capitalist right
i love that
oh my gosh
yeah
i absolutely love that i think it's so
adorable
oh you think it's adorable uh huh
every ink bites everything i needed to
know is when i saw that dragon on your
arm
apparently girls were dragging tattoos
is it for you
and a few other things yeah
is darker still reacting to us
don't worry about him
don't worry about him okay
circle follow me back man what the [Β __Β ]
you doing
that's just cringe
listen
wait but did he say that to me
that's rude
what do you say
john you'd be nice
what did he say
listen ink bites
i know it don't work like this trust me
i know i know it's not this easy and it
can't it's never this easy especially
not with the quality woman like you
i'm just saying what if it can be that
easy
just hypothetically since we're already
living in delusion
and you're denying the truth
what if it could be that easy what if
you could just come to me
and it could be that easy
what would be the harm in that
um
i have no interest in you and i do have
interested
no interest at all
uh yeah i'm not interested i don't know
why you think i would be super
interested in you
really
what if i just
what if i just told you
my heart just shattered in half when you
said that
would you feel bad
you're a sweet guy hans like you're a
very sweet guy i know and that's why i
want you to come take care of me
be my shoulder to cry on you you have
like 20 000 red flags going on
oh my god
in bites okay ink bites let me ask you
can a man eat
can't a man eat
uh what can't yeah sure a man can eat
i mean you said i got 20 red flags
oh yeah well yeah you do have 20 red
flags cause i'm seeing i'm seeing red
because you wore that red dress you
didn't have to wear that red dress
i can go cover up dude that's totally
fine
wait cover up what
like my red dress
no i'm just saying like red is the color
of the mood right now
and you that's okay that you see red
flags
because i'm seeing red flags
oh too but you can eat this is great
benny benny is right here you can eat
but i'm off the menu
i mean i know but
it's one of those
it's the
secret one
see see this is what we're talking about
see right there right there
that's the whole you know
shooting yourself in the foot
anyway
leninism
yeah
yeah um
yeah i mean
listen
ink bites
what do i gotta do
to make it right
because i got you in my sights
dude i don't know you and i and you're
making me see the light
and is that such a fright because let me
tell you right now i just might
because you're my type
and you're making me hype
and for you after the bathroom i'll wipe
damn that was the wrong word
okay
that was that was some beautiful poetry
right there
and
yeah like that that surely won me over
right like how could i not be won over
by that i'm on a plane tomorrow
you're so hard to get
i know
it's kind of my thing
but it's drawing me like the more hard
to get the more i want you
so you see we have a paradox
on our hands
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seriously you know forever what that's
gonna be lying forever on my stream what
like
are you off to the bathroom
so what
oh my gosh that's hilarious
see look how much i make you laugh
i'm not spitting game
there's no ink bites a lot of things
make me laugh oh yeah
i'm a very bubbly person
no you're very bubbly
well don't catch feelings
i'll crush you
so when we go on our first date
will you tell the truth to me since it
won't be on stream
um hypothetically sure yes
that's good
i'm glad because
you know
saber is hilarious
yeah i mean
um look
i kinda wanna you're right i think i'm
kind of rushing things a little bit so
yes when i take you out
i think
i'm gonna take you to burger king
and before we start
whining and dining
a little more upscale
when i take you to burger king
you know i think
we'll work our way up to you know
mcdonald's
and then
eventually
eventually it might just turn into a
subway and then
an olive garden and as you can see
working our way up
and
i think that's the best course of action
for us because
no
i'm coming on too strong for you right
but ink bites
what if
that too strong that you're feeling
that's coming on you
what if you just gave into it then what
oh no
i don't know man
i don't know what would happen that's
you you're the one coming on strong so
what would happen you tell me
what would happen
settle for some [Β __Β ] yeah why not why
not just settle for some stuff right
what do you mean settle yeah come settle
with me
oh no i'm i'm good
good
no need for settling so ink bites do i
deserve to have my bed empty every night
anna is so right there beautiful quality
hot intelligent
interested in you
um
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sorry are we talking about irrelevant
things
uh or or some other girl
and why not you
because i'm not available
cuz you got a boyfriend
bro
unavailable
i know
but now
you're available
to a new
opportunity to a new circumstance
and that circumstance is me
so can you see
at the time
i'm sorry do you think it's healthy to
treat twitch like a dating site
um yes
yes
yeah
oh that's terrifying why why do you
think that's okay
it's just a place for people to like put
on a show and be performers and
entertainers and have this because
andy's like have serious things going on
because i'm because i'm banned from
tinder
how did you get banned from tinder
that sounds like a high quality thing um
because one time i was with my friends
and i made a fake account of uh
uh
the one of the al-qaeda guys and i put
his face on it and i made it a woman
called jessica
and
i got hundreds of matches but i got
banned
because i was trying to like
just see who would like it
that's strange as a hacker cat
yeah and
so as you can see
jessica got me banned but
i think ink bites
he's gonna lead me down a different path
my chat is so funny right
now so ink bites
okay ink bites ink bites
you haven't really addressed the point
you know like
what if it can be simple
dude i don't know you
i don't know you bro
okay
what are you worried about
well one uh even if i wasn't
unavailable which i am
i still don't know you i have no
interest in like you have how about how
about like you try to get to know
somebody huh
i don't got all the time in the world
you know what i mean
you're very busy and you're hating
people but weren't you supposed to be
like teaching everybody things
yeah thinking people and everybody in
order right now what are you teaching
them
i'm teaching them that i'm a man with
needs
i thought you were all alpha you had no
knees like you didn't need anybody's
sigma groin set for the win
i mean ink bites
i thought i thought that until i went to
bed last night and i realized
damn
she really lives in washington huh
yes yes she does
so
you know i thought you lived in the uk
so like
the the the problem is gone like i just
thought you lived in the uk and i don't
want to get covered so
you know what i mean but now that i know
you live in the u.s
shouldn't that make you less attracted
to me i thought you were telling us all
how big and tough and strong you are and
you only like girls who are unavailable
to you right
so
if i'm not in britain shouldn't that
make you less attracted to me
if you're what
if i'm not in britain shouldn't that
make you less attracted to me because
now you have more of a hypothetical
challenge no because now it became it
went from fantasy to reality
uh
still in fantasy i can promise you that
i know i agree like when you say things
like oh
i'm not interested and
i'm unavailable
i really agree we're still living in
fantasyland
oh my gosh
um do you like hiking i love hiking yeah
yeah
do you got like going out and you know
wrestling with nature
and i also like wrestling with a lot of
other things
you know
speaking of nature did you know that a
lot of
philosophers
have associated women with nature did
you know that
like women represent nature they
represent the natural force
and
speaking of wrestling with nature
i really think that's something
i'm interested in doing right now
okay go for it haas i won't take more of
your busy time go on you need to go
wrestle with nature yourself
but sometimes nature needs to come to
you
in order for it to happen that doesn't
sound very awful at all
why
yeah why would nature if i invite you
you need things to come to you i think
it's about like alpha or sigma right
you're supposed to go out there and get
it
um
i am getting it i have gotten it
all it needs to do
is go where it belongs
where do i belong
it
it being me right yeah
yeah so where where does it belong in my
arms
again i literally know nothing about
tomorrow night
bro
what
you're delusional man
i don't know what to tell you
i mean
here i was trying to have an innocent
conversation innocent about marxism and
leninism
there's nothing innocent about that
nothing innocent about that i agree with
you absolutely not i was trying to get
informed on the other side in a friendly
way so do you think that you're
interested in doing that that's
important
you want to be you want to be stimulated
intellectually we can do that
so
okay let's just correct that
i did genuinely want to hear your takes
yeah
it
but like
yeah okay so do you think the only form
of knowledge
is through thoughts
no
experience is the teacher of all right
yeah yeah
what's a more effective way of gaining
knowledge
to experience something but you're not
going to experience you want me to
experience socialism and leninism and
marxism with you
yes i do i'm i'm gonna pass on that
it doesn't seem like you really want to
know
maybe i don't want to know that badly
then
you're right
so you said you're gonna pass
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but guess what ink bites
you're late to class
and you know what that means
right
what does it mean what does it mean it
means i gotta give you after-school
detention
oh no
yeah
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yeah you're in trouble big trouble
big trouble
yeah that's bad what's gonna happen
you're gonna be punished
how am i gonna be punished
oh
well
i mean
there's really only one way
i'm joking guys seriously
oh my gosh i'm so joking we're just
being silly this is just very
giggles
but like it is getting late
no i know i know you have
thoughts to clean up
right
you have thoughts for cleanup don't
project that onto me how am i going to
clean them up
huh
how would i clean them
i
go take a friendly visit down you know
pornhub lane why
because it sounds like you need some
release in your life i don't watch porn
you don't watch fun no
oh yes okay that's good then just
fantasize about what
not me
i know right
yeah
but you probably won't be able to get me
out of your mind
oh really you think so
well if you were able to you would not
be here right now
you're still here too inkbytes
as i said this is great content oh sure
but it's not my highest viewership right
now like this is this is wonderful for
me
i can keep going i mean i'm a sigma bro
uh we can keep going
and what does that
prove but does it prove nothing
it doesn't prove anything i'm enjoying a
conversation i'm having fun
so
um
the thing is ink bites
what if i eventually forget about you
once you feel sad
no i'll be happy for you
and maybe you'll go off and like have a
real relationship with somebody
and not in fantasyland
but don't you want to seize this
opportunity
right
yeah like
which opportunity what opportunity
i
mean the opportunity of a lifetime
of a lifetime oh my goodness the
opportunity of a lifetime yeah
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oh wow you think you know the
opportunities i've had in my life huh
and compared to me
wow you do think highly of yourself good
self-confidence i like that i like that
it's good it's healthy yeah inkboyds
i mean
look
don't you think it's kind of childish
that
you keep teasing me like this
shouldn't we just be adults
and just be honest
sure let's be honest about what's going
on
sure what's going on
um
i don't know i think
i think the dragon s has awakened
what
yeah and she
the dragon s has become
enraged and mad
is now
lapping her wings
to her king
before it's too late because we are a
rare species
ink bites
we are a rare species
except to human languages
what you mean
i mean did not even make sense in your
mind yeah
the dragon nest is flopping away so
ink bites
am i making you dizzy with
how much
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circles i'm running through your head
back and forth and back and forth
no you're not making me dizzy
i'm good at spinning around so
ink bites i'm reading your body language
right now what do you think
the conclusion i'm drawing is
uh i think you're drawing the conclusion
that you
are really interested in me
oh yeah
why would i think such a
ridiculous thing
i don't know probably based off of your
own hormones
my hormones
yeah they probably spiking right now and
what about the fact that you're
whirling your hair
and
biting your pencil
can't you just contain yourself
and be calm
no not at all i have like an absurd
amount of energy i'm very flirty i know
you do
very flirtatious and very
fun
oh i can tell
so that doesn't have much to do with you
really
[Music]
so let me ask yourself
do you lie like this
in private or only to your chat
uh i like act like this all the time
have you watched my streams i don't
think you have
no i haven't but why should i have to
watch your stream
don't watch my stream honestly don't
that's why
i know and that's why you should come to
me
why should i watch your stream when i
can see you in person
um isn't that a bit ridiculous
isn't the whole point of streaming that
we're streaming to anonymous people but
i'm so anonymous
why have you known me so thoroughly and
intently in your thoughts and your
dreams
since you last met me
oh my gosh
you wish you wish
but do i have to wish
what if i told you i just found a genie
and he granted me three wishes
you know those wishes have to come true
right
what would you wish then tell me what
would your three wishes be right now if
you had three just guaranteed wishes
what would they be
to be honest with you
let's see to be honest with you
right now like this second
i'm only thinking of two
but you have three wishes so you gotta
and these are like in every regard in
your life so let's hear it what are your
wishes
um
yeah um yeah
did you swallow your words
are you still with them
no i'm still here
i'm still here but um
i think the first thing i would wish for
is thank you for gifting infrared thank
you i think the first thing i would wish
for is for ink bites
two
a little more in your wishes you can get
three wishes you're using one of them on
me
i'm using all of them on you
every single one
on you
um the first one and by the way ink
bites
when your boyfriend sees this you guys
are going to have a fight by the way
but oh i promise you that's not the case
yeah
you sure
i'm sure
why does he like him
huh does he like it
does he like me no does he like it like
you know what don't you concern yourself
about that
i mean i just don't consent you know so
whatever he's doing
don't you concern yourself about that
it's fine i'm just saying i feel a
little uncomfortable
i think he'll be fine i don't think it's
going to bother him he's very he's very
secure
and
i'm also trying to be secure
and i'm also trying to secure
something do you know what that
something is
what's that something
um
i don't know guess
is that something me
of course it's you what else is it gonna
be
okay so how did i get so stuck in your
brain dude just get over it it's fine
teach me about leninism make a friend
try the eddy thing make a friend like
it's totally cool i have so many guy
friends
um
i just want some
i i'm fine being your friend but
where's the benefit i need the benefit
too
i'm a lovely friend i'm a very lovely
friend i'm very considerate i'll send
you like handwritten notes and stuff and
and be very sweet and fun to hang out
with
yo thank you for gifting winter thank
you for gifting zaka
so
let me ask you a question inkplatz why
do you insist on wasting time
i'm not wasting time i'm doing wonderful
things with my time right now
i mean
the thing is is that
we could
just cut to the chase
instead of dragging it on
at such a slow pace
because to be honest ink bites i'm
trying to win this race
oh no
if i lose it will be a disgrace
okay
so please let's not make it go to waste
because with you
i want to leave a trace
and
i want to buy you a vase to put flowers
in
and then
i'll take you up towers
for them
and on top of the tower we'll look down
on the world
we'll say
hey
we didn't even have to pay
it was all for free
amazing just absolutely amazing how did
you learn
proficient and articulate with your
words
i mean
you know
they say i have a way with words a
golden tongue
but to be honest
they also say i'm hung
who says this who says this
i'm saying it
but you said they say it
i'm saying it
okay do you want to give us more details
since you're saying it
um
are you good you know my problem
inkpoints is that i'm just impatient
isn't that a bad flaw
um i don't know i'm i
i
i'm always continuously working on my
patients i feel like i have really good
like macro patients but then when it
comes to the day-to-day like the micro i
i'm also a very impatient person
for example
i'm always
all the time
wondering is it good that i know exactly
what i want
now wouldn't it be better if there was a
little more ambiguity
sure
i suppose i think it's good to know what
you want
i think it's really important to know
yourself that's the most important thing
right
but also when i know what i want
makes it hard because others
not everyone's as certain as i am not
everyone's as honest as i am
what i really want
okay
tell me more
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tell you more
what is it you think i want right now
uh
i think you are very sexually attracted
to me and you want to have a
entanglement as you put it
what
what your thoughts are so dirty
oh excuse me yeah
well okay so can we start talking about
like pg things like uh we could start
talking about gorillas what was it the
what was that and and what about what
about teach me about this
what is this world that we live in
uh
multi-polarity post-covet world
yeah so with multi-polarity
so instead of unit polarity right
where it's just america ruling there's
multiple poles
that are the powers of the world
and it's similar to how
instead of
being in one place like washington
there's multiple
centers of your
tension and gravity
such as michigan that you should be
drawn to
because
i live here
and in the post-covered world
you know we don't have to be that
worried anymore about covet and we can
finally get out but
you know are you worried about covet
no
no
okay
uh
oh my gosh stop coming in here calling
me shaytan like that's messed up dude
just ban them or tell me who they are
and i'll ban them
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oh yes i am like bad people without
heart i don't know do we so
when did you
decide
that you were gonna belong to me
oh honey
it's not gonna happen
wait are we still lying
hass is seizing the means of
reproduction
what's that
why do you think you could handle that
like being in with me why do you think
you could handle that
as you said
excuse me i could do more than handle
that
oh really
yeah yeah
yes i can more than handle you
okay very convinced
i mean
the question is
could you withstand me
i don't know
i i don't know withstand you i'm not
entirely sure i don't know that i can
stand you to be honest so i don't
understand you but um
are you saying some really messed up
things you know that right what i say
like when you're on zaka you talk about
some really wild stuff so is that an act
or is it is it for content
like or isn't it
for real
listen i already told you
i'll cheat on you with you when i get
stormy and angrily walk out of the house
i'll walk right back in through the
other door
yeah
yeah
it's okay i have like
a ton of wigs and costumes
i could be a different person
yeah so what's the issue
i
still don't know you still unavailable
still not interested
yeah but what about things that are true
what about things that are true
like these are those three things
you know
those oh you want to fight with me
i do want to fight with you i'm
oh
okay you've got to keep talking dude
um
guys i'm not crushing him i'm not going
to eat him it's not that's not nice
wait you want to crush me
my chat thinks i need to crush you and
destroy you
but i don't think that's very nice
i mean you know
how could i put it
in a game of wrestling
you know
both sides
are briefly on top
it's not always just one-sided
another analogy
so
do you want to leave at
5 p.m or 2 p.m when you come to michigan
tomorrow
probably 2 p.m
now i don't have time to come home from
the gym
shower grab my stuff but it's not too
late in the day so i'm wouldn't be able
to
okay what are you gonna wear for
me oh i have lots of cute outfits but
again
it's not happening
wow
can you at least pretend jesus
okay okay okay okay
so i will
thank you i have lots of cute things
okay
and
shoulders are really sore so
give me a massage
i don't know you dude
well you've been making me carry this
conversation
so hard
oh my gosh
you know what you know what
yeah
you do deserve a shoulder massage but
you know who should give it
hannah
listen ink bites ink bites
don't get yourself hurt
okay
don't get myself hurt because i know how
jealous you would be
i literally would not be jealous i'd be
very happy for you it would be like a
very healthy relationship she'd be like
a very good woman to you and be really
kind you'd probably mess around with her
feelings a bit
okay you you're the one who can match my
energy like a really good honest guy you
know hey
you're the one who can match my energy
i don't think you could ever match mine
oh really
yeah really
damn it's almost like
you capped so hard
you could be making helmets
for the army if you thought i was
capping
you wouldn't be so interested
really
really
so
let me ask you a question
uh-huh i'm listening
how badly are you gonna miss me
after we're done talking
not gonna
miss you badly
really
i will say i have enjoyed this
conversation i'll give you that much
i've enjoyed the conversation i'll give
you you've left an impression on me and
you even managed to make me laugh for a
time with you
and i think i've done a lot of other
things too but
you know we don't want to hurt your
boyfriend's feelings it's okay
so okay let me ask you a question this
is the truth if i have stimulated your
thoughts and made you think things
that
yeah but if i have if i had done that
right and let's say i gave you
a lot to think about right
um
would you actually admit it on your live
stream when your boyfriend's watching
if
if you had given me
any naughty thoughts
yeah
yeah yeah i'm kind of a mess that way i
say lots of things so you would admit it
like you always say i'm like sexually
like really
real like i'm very faithful but like uh
in terms of fantasy like i have naughty
thoughts all the time he knows that he
loves that so so you would admit it on
stream
i feel like it would be like the bold
thing to do right
yeah
damn you lie so much it almost makes me
forget
that
you have a flight to catch tomorrow
let me see those tickets
i already bought them oh really yeah
you're gonna make me waste money i
bought you tickets hundreds of dollars
oh yeah you have my name and my
information and all that
uh
don't i mean no but you know like
they're they're
blank tickets you just write in your
name and all the info
very cool
yeah
i'm learning new things
yeah
so
what's my name
your name inkbytes
that's my name that's my birth that's my
name by birth yeah
i mean i know your real name do you
really want me to tell you what it is
yeah what's going on
of course um
the man doesn't even know my [Β __Β ]
reality why is it i do i do i'm just
building tension
okay
um
popular one it's very easy
it's available in every language
there's a version of it in every
language
stephanie
and i was wrong
what
do i look like a stephanie to you
if you're in the right vein no you're in
the right way like it is an s
sarah
yes sarah
sarah
i knew it
no you didn't you said you just called
me stephanie you silly goose
um
okay well we got the name down
and now
let's bring it around
round way trip
okay
ink bites
yes
i know
thank you i know you really really
really are thinking about it
about what it would be like to come here
and meet me
in person
no
oh really
you're interesting though i will say
like just because of the absolute goal
of this like you just keep going but you
know i really also just think you're
being we're all we're all receiving
content from this so it's good you know
but you're interesting
i mean i know you're
turning out to be slightly interesting
we'll give you that
oh really
slightly interesting
sure
and
where do we get to the part where you
admit the truth that
you're about to pack your bags
and be on your way to me never in my
life ever in my life never in your life
never in my life would i travel to a man
dude no no no no to go on a first date
like who the fun no okay we just had we
just had our first date tonight
this is not a yes it is
talking about this is not a date we are
live in front of audiences you haven't
even asked me like a normal freaking
question neither how are you like it's
this is not a freaking day what do we
have to know what do we what do we have
to know about each other
what do we have to know okay
co-workers co-workers collaborators
i think we're having a very aristotelian
conversation right now
oh really yeah
i mean
you know
do you think i'm like attracted to this
persona you're portraying right now
um
i think you have just been attracted to
me this whole time
and i'm just making it easy for you
you're not even gonna deny it
uh you know what it's good for you to
think good things i'm all about positive
thinking i teach it here every single
day i teach people to think positively
and think optimistically
and
i'm with you i'm proud of you i think
it's good for you to have such a good
positive mindset
i mean
damn you couldn't even bring it
upon yourself
to deny what you know is true
what am i denying
what if i sing
what if i sing you a song then what
do you really i i dated a musician that
like wrote me entire pieces like studio
recorded songs in my name so like i
don't know what
like ambra
yeah so like i don't i don't know i
don't know if you think that that's
gonna i still think like i will i will
even give you i thought the rapping was
cute like it was corny as or heck but i
have a thing about that i think corny is
kind of cute and you know that you and
me is how it's gotta be right no no no
no i'm just saying it's the truth right
it's got to be between you and me
and nobody will see but we're high up in
the tree
k i s ing
stop it stop it stop it
why
no i said it was kind of cute leave it
be
okay
so
ink bites
we get along so well
we vibe together so well collaborators
and co-workers and friends
yeah but i love your energy and i knew i
was gonna
and you love my energy
so let's take it to the next step
okay wait how tall are you
how tall am i i'm five six
damn you're almost you're you're
creeping up on me
but you know i love that right
like i love what i love when she's
around my height
how tall are you
i'm five nine
eight five nine that's perfectly
acceptable
that's good height
yeah
yeah
guys freak out about height way too much
i think
i mean again some girls are really mean
when it comes to them some girls are
very strict with that really no one's
ever been mean to me
oh really it's good for you
yeah
yeah i think like physical appearance is
like on the lowest end of my
really
that's the so are you watching my stream
right now yeah i am really so you don't
so when you see this
what do you think
well first of all you cut out so i don't
even know what you asked
what do you think when you see this
hey
like are you talking about your face cam
my what
like are you talking about you like
you're cute you're fine like i don't
know are you watching my stream
sure
yeah
yeah
and imagine these arms
wrapped around you
what would you think
i i don't really care
really
okay
well
your stream is delayed so i haven't
watched any of the things you've been
doing so apparently now
i'm seeing you flexing on cam and stuff
are you really proud of your arms
how much do you bench
i
bench 10 reps of 225
is my go-to
well that's my go-to yeah
um how much i mean i could easily bench
you
easily yeah
yeah
i could do more than 10 reps
and i could do
faster reps too you know that right
oh my gosh dude
get your head out of the gutter
damn
no okay yeah fine yeah you know what
that sounds wonderful
that's that's really good
you you
you need i need to call some washington
state cleaning services because your
mind is
so filthy right now
tyler's is so funny and true right
um
but yeah okay so what what else what
else do we have what are we doing are we
talking about communism yet
um
what did you say
communism
the uh
see here's the thing is that
communism is about
what's in common right
it's about the common the commons
and
what really do we have in common
as human beings
and
what
where did you go
oh my gosh are you like obsessed with me
can i not step away for a second
get back here
all right
okay no i have to be good you know i'm
such a
i'm a very mischievous person sometimes
i'll just say things
because it's fun but i really couldn't i
couldn't do that with you because you'll
take it too seriously
say it
no no no say it
no i i don't even know no say it the
moments pass say it oh my god i'm gonna
keep
saying
at the moment has passed the romance of
the moment is not there anymore it's not
funny and flirtatious anymore you know
you scared to be mischievous cause
you're scared i might punish you
no
what are you scared for
i'm not scared
i'm i was just saying that you would
take it too seriously
how do you know
because you are taking it very seriously
how do you know
i don't know maybe you're copying this
whole thing
you want me to stand up
i'm not capping i'm not capping
oh you're not copying no
i never know what to believe on twitter
man i i feel like i i approached twitch
a lot more innocently than most
why why can't we just okay why can't we
do content together
we should do content together no iro
irl
we could even do that under the right
circumstances potentially and what
circumstances would those be
uh where i trusted you to not be a creep
am i being a creep right now
uh yeah
what
definitely definitely bro definitely and
why are you still on the call
not like that but like
but like dude you have talked about very
like you have definitely gone to those
places that are not just platonic or
friendshipy or whatever we should
definitely do content
collaborate be friends co-workers
i mean
here's the thing is that
when it comes to platonic friends
all i have to say
is that
i'm more of a pre-socratics guy myself
all right i'm getting the [Β __Β ] out of
that [Β __Β ] you know what i'm saying i
ain't i'm [Β __Β ] with that [Β __Β ]
you know what i mean like
all right i'm gonna send y'all to zurka
i gotta be on my way
okay
um i think i'm just gonna go to bed
all right bye guys
calling him