MEGHAN MARKLE WILL NOT WIN [2022-01-30]

oh i have a chocolate do you have an

outlet i have to charge my phone

i'm talking to this

hello

oh [ __ ] this is better

this actually works better

based

um

i'll put some spotify

closing all that right here

one of those things

just kidding android's better but like

there's so many girls that they're like

oh do you have imessage what is imessage

um

oh

why do they only send it on imessage why

not insta

why not insert yeah

what about like snapchat or nobody uses

that anymore right

holy [ __ ] aztec

with the 10.

yeah bro um wait let's see how you look

from this thing

yeah you look good from it

exonerate larouche

bro listen your [ __ ] your cl setup is so

clean that i feel ashamed to like show

my chest turns

you know what i mean like my shit's

ratchet as [ __ ] well this this setup is

not meant for the [ __ ] for hairy ass

[ __ ] you know

i kind of look like a [ __ ] butler now

you know i look yeah i'm gonna fix it

um

all right we're in business

looks like we're in business

bro [ __ ] um

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we should just run a podcast what do you

think let's just do some [ __ ] because i

don't i don't really have any news lined

up right now

and i was actually

if you want yeah it's up to you

um

we if you think about it

i've been here for a [ __ ] month and

we did only one stream like this this is

the second stream we did can they hear

me yes yeah they can hear you

um

thank you les bones appreciate you

isn't that your guy

yeah les bones base

the last time that we tried to do a

stream like this i remember i went to go

get pizza and there was like a shooting

that happened right next to me you

remember that the last time we did this

i got covered the day later yeah and i

was fine i didn't get covered that's

actually insane

um do you look at my chat look at how

many [ __ ] um

look at how many [ __ ] band evaders

because i'm that harsh

what does that mean it's like people who

like made alternative accounts because i

banned them from the chat so they had to

make entire new twitch accounts

actually you know what

i don't know if it's a lot so i'm not

promoting uh ban evasion because it's

probably not a lot on twitch but

that is something that i kind of do

where it's like

i ban them from my chat but i'm not

necessarily banning them but their

identity so like let's say they go under

the handle like uh

[ __ ]

fartmaster 27

if they [ __ ] up in my chat they will

never be able to use

that handle ever again

so like the whole handle became

disgraced does that make sense

no but i feel you

no like instead it's not about punishing

the individual but the face

yeah maybe um

i don't know too much about all the

banning stuff and how that works

you don't like perma people on twitch or

anything uh i let my mods do that

and then people come complaining to me

why jackson

i got banned in your chat i don't do

that stop talking to me about this [ __ ]

i don't do that bro

the most satisfying thing is using your

[ __ ] power to ban someone personally

so they know it's personal like it's one

thing for my mods to do it

i mean i occasionally will ban people

like if they're

it's it's so rare i've never i've never

uh blocked anyone on twitter i'm proud

of that

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yeah i don't know do you guys hear music

no

[ __ ]

properties

uh

probably this one i don't even know it

doesn't make sense

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no no it's good it's good it's right

here yeah you can see it it's right here

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you're saying it's too loud

hey i don't listen do you think i i'm

not here to [ __ ] babysit my chats

[ __ ] uh

ears i'm not here to babysit your ears

guys if you if you they always say the

same [ __ ] about my mic and all this [ __ ]

they're like ah your mic is too i think

then i don't know what to tell you this

is a high energy high intensity [ __ ]

stream i have very weak mics though like

i need a better preamp

no actually believe it or not

your mics have been turned up

because i have a filter that increases

the gain oh

yeah

on stream labs

it's actually [ __ ] satanic i get it

actually [ __ ] up

forever

you always saying

settings we're in haws mode right now

it's like it's like we're not quite

there but we're close it's like

it's like with the tesla's you know how

they have the

what type of they have different modes

for tesla's we're in haas mode for my

stream set up right now

bro have you ever been in a tesla

oh yeah

i i want to admit something that i don't

like admitting usually

um

because i i never like to help elon musk

but

there's something about tesla's that i

really like

i love their simplicity i love the

insides i used to like the outsides

i kind of got over them

but as far as

as the cyber truck goes

uh coolest car ever created i for sure

want to get away you know what i've been

so scared to say that

no don't be a [ __ ] [ __ ] bro but yes the

cyber truck

looks [ __ ] sick and i

bro if i could have any car it'd be a

cyber truck and you know why look cyber

trucks are especially good for la

because it's a post-apocalyptic truck

yeah which is like you know what i mean

yeah

even all the the factors that like make

it cool it's like let's just let's just

have run a little thought experiment

here

do we think

do we think okay no here's the thought

experiment

people who like

together

people who don't like the cyber truck

are literally all the people right now

who are trying to get joe rogan banned

from spotify yeah that's that's actually

something i was talking about on stream

before

which is that elon musk is a populist

he's like a populist guy he you know i

don't agree with his [ __ ]

but

i don't know i also don't agree with joe

rogan on a lot of [ __ ] either you know

elon represents

her people the ability to make their own

money instead of working a salary job

you know and it may be an illusion but

that is what he represents objectively

yeah that's what people think him to be

yeah yeah yeah

yeah and it's like

i know i do kind of get it because

people are like elon you know you he's

he's a greedy billionaire and he hoards

as well

we we can coo whoever we want yeah yeah

no that was by far the worst thing he's

ever said yeah but

when it comes to his wealth

com if you compare tesla to like the

real movers of money like the [ __ ]

rockefellers and the finance capital and

all it's nothing bro that's [ __ ] just

compared to even compared to amazon it's

really not

you know

tesla's not like the the symbol of

[ __ ] today's capitalism it's a

symbol of like someone who has a vision

to change

things you know

yeah but i do think he's a con artist in

the at the end of the day

um

for two reasons okay the first one is

that

it's very obvious to me that he's not

going to mars i mean the mars [ __ ] is a

complete scam

okay so that that's just

the mars [ __ ] is a scam for investors to

tell them oh eventually it's all going

to pay off yeah the marsh [ __ ] is not

happening because

if you see what his ambitions are

okay

he's not only saying we're gonna just

land someone on mars

he's saying we're gonna build an

interplanetary civilization

which i don't buy i mean we're not even

doing that for the moon thank you

this is why i disagree with you bro

if there's like uh

who went all the way to bolivia coup to

government apparently to get his lithium

if there's like lithium or something he

can make money off of

in

on mars like i feel like he would

support an effort to get it done

he might support it but like i just

don't think

we're he's gonna like

send people there and they're gonna like

i don't think it's possible

you know it just seems too ambitious to

be honest i don't really care about mars

it's like yeah okay mars cool all right

one thing i can tell you for certain

though is [ __ ] like i can just

promise you this this is one of elon's

ventures that's total total [ __ ]

is neuralink neuralink

isn't like

he's just lying about the whole thing

basically and i like pretty much know

that with certainty why

because like the idea that you can have

a brain interface

with the computer directly

is just not possible it's like what he's

they're nowhere near be even if they've

managed to like create some kind of like

relationship between those two

we're nowhere near at the level of being

able to like

project thoughts and images through

computers into your head it's like we

know so little about how that works i

don't think that's really the initial

intent with neurolink though isn't it

though isn't that what it's about i

think the initial intent and the initial

purpose for neurolink as publicly stated

uh is something to the effect of

you you got a chip in your head and it

can detect

brain issues or like health issues and

stuff like that like that's oh really

obviously like it you can take it

further than that and you can you know

run with that idea and they probably

want to do a lot more [ __ ] up things

with it yeah

long term you know with technology but

i'm pretty sure that's what he said was

the

original oh so what you're saying is

that

actually

it's not that ambitious

i no no no no he does have long term

ambitious goals with it yeah but that's

not like what is working right near yeah

near the he kind of referred to it like

that stuff scares the [ __ ] out of me

though and i and i will never get that

but

yeah i mean

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um

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your camera is so

crazy

but um

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yeah like

the other thing i don't know about is

his robot

which robot the humanoid

i don't know anything about that yeah

it's um

it don't look that like he he showed us

a person i think was grimes on stage

dancing

yeah wearing it yeah

primes you have water bottles by the way

oh oh [ __ ]

wait

i want to stop you don't you i'm

surprised you don't buy cases of water

bottles

okay so they told me at the airbnb they

just got back to me

and what they said is that the internet

is 12 so it's actually should not be as

bad as it is

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hey they told me to literally just

unplug it and plug it back in is the

solution

so i'll try that

but

ah bro filtered water is like satanic

you come from water i come from michigan

bro you think i trust that [ __ ]

wait you said you had that be

non-filtered water

oh yeah yeah

tap water

i meant i meant to say tap water

you you

shut the [ __ ] up do you have uh protein

here

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bro shut the [ __ ] up man i'm gonna order

some water bro only in l.a

do i just order water that's so boozy

no no one does that that's [ __ ] weird

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it's called it's like they charge you a

10 cent bottle fee

i'm already [ __ ] getting fleece

i should buy you a case of water

you want anything for 7-eleven

i guarantee you bro this place literally

has filtered water like hooked up to it

already

do you want anything from 7-eleven

nah nothing no

i have to buy more [ __ ] you want to

water

nah like i have to go to make order no i

uh

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i want the i want the dirty water

i it's probably going to make my immune

system stronger

bro dude [ __ ] actually no [ __ ] all

right [ __ ] you with this blast water but

you know you know what's bad about the

plastic water balls but because you know

you hear all these liberals cry about

like plastic water bottles i was one of

them for a while but like at the end of

the day the real harm with the plastic

water bottles

is

uh

the polyethylene paratha in bisphenol a

that is seeps into the water the what

that the it's it's the it's the toxins

that seep in the water and give you

cancer like why do you think people have

cancer listen

all i'm saying

is that

uh

all i'm saying about this whole thing

is that it gives you cancer all right

are we allowed to talk about fluoride it

gives you cancer and they're into crime

disruptors so they [ __ ] with your uh

with your like with your baby making

[ __ ]

um

that's all right because my [ __ ]

sperm is so potent

that

plan b doesn't even work

they had they need plan d they need plan

c for my [ __ ] bro

my [ __ ] is so potent especially when i

don't [ __ ] bust the nut holy [ __ ] bro

i have very potent sperm i i can already

tell but anyway um

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and my son is probably going to be born

i literally have a feeling i literally

have a feeling i'm not even lying

but you know how [ __ ] crazy i am

it doesn't scare me

i'm like if god wills it then i will be

having a son and i know it's gonna be a

son i know it's not gonna be if it's a

daughter i'll i'll become an atheist

because i know not because i have a

problem with having a daughter because

like that's how strongly i feel that if

i were to have an unexpected child

um

like you know i'm getting a phone call

i'm pregnant

getting abortion [ __ ] no i'm kidding

but uh

i do feel like it's gonna be a son you

know if it happens

i'm that crazy

together

everything has consequences

god willing um

i

think that uh

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dude i could see me having like a little

jackson that's running around and i'm

like like put down that gnome chomsky

book you [ __ ]

you know like just like

see haven't played basketball he's gonna

be a little basketball

the thing with me is that i

if i have a

son

then

i will know my purpose in life is not to

be a great person but for my son to be a

great person like i'll be the father of

the next napoleon you know

and i'm fine with that you know do you

think your son will like

grow up to like rule like a nearby

uh like empire and try to like take you

down

no i i won't

he won't have to take me down i'll just

be like the father

in the story you know

will you be there for him when it

matters most

forever i won't be there bro i'll be

obi-wan kenobi

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but do you remember what i told you

about

what my son's background would be

yeah

so isn't that kind of prophetic

yeah yeah

you don't have a son

should i i'm not going to tell them the

detail but should i tell them like what

the background would be

you don't have a song

what should i tell them i mean yeah it

doesn't matter so if i had a son guys

get this if i had a son

they're not gonna [ __ ] believe it

they won't believe it

why would they not it's so random like

who would make something like this up

half

russian

half mongols

well half lebanese and then

quarters quarter russian quarter

mongolian

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tell me that's not [ __ ] crazy tell me

that's literally not [ __ ] insane

like

russian but from like

a place that borders mongolia where they

like they mix together and stuff

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like if i were to have a child

act like

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no i'm not married they think they think

i'm like i'm going out of my way to

adopt

no guys i'm saying

i don't know you guys listen i i don't

know how to explain this i don't know no

listen listen listen

oz is leaving l.a soon i'm i'm very

upset about this he's going to uh he is

going to mongolia he's pulling a

non-compete and he's going to no that's

not what i'm saying i'm saying

if

okay can i just okay i may

have gotten someone pregnant

no you did it

okay but if i did

the person was russian and mongol

bro

so that's what i'm trying to say like if

they actually get

i don't know bro i don't it's like very

much trusting their word

so yeah there you go

all right guys i just made this whole

thing

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okay i just made this whole thing off

okay shut the [ __ ] up

all right anyway but i did meet someone

who is russian and mongol

that's not a joke

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i did

um

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bro

what's what was in the news today

anything yeah you can't the canada

convoy that's it you know you know my

you know my new housemate maxwell smarts

yes this kid's so nuts he comes into the

start of every one of my streams and he

and he has an announcement of the day i

showed you one right yeah so because of

the whole urinal no unfortunately not

that big meeting tomorrow but um but as

a result of the whole like uh you know

your community doing this coffee pasta

thing sam cedar made a video about it

the sun gorilla army went like intense

with the copy passes

max wants to come into the start of my

stream tomorrow with a full box of

uncooked pasta and pour it all over

himself

bro he's just gonna make a mess here i

know

that's not the move bro i think it'll be

kind of funny i have

guys have you been going in other

streamers chat saying that [ __ ]

don't be doing that guys

yeah i i i literally don't there's like

these there's nomatic roaming gorillas

who just

randomly go in other people's chats

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they're just these nomadic roaming

gorillas and they just roam around

in the wild

what is

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that forever

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i literally chose the place that i did

to be close to the [ __ ] gym

and they lied on the airbnb about the

location it's actually kinda far

really yeah

if i can fix that wi-fi for that airbnb

bro

that airbnb why don't you just yell

huh

like why don't you just yell what do you

mean like instead of doing a stream and

like using the internet just yell to

everyone

they can all hear me from [ __ ]

thousands of miles away

bro they don't have [ __ ] seven

billion viewers are you kidding

listen that airbnb i got is the [ __ ]

coolest place

i've ever been to i've ever stayed at

and the shower just everything's so

crazy it's so cool

um we got a whole i gotta we gotta throw

a party there uh i don't party i've

never party in my life i i don't enjoy

partying i don't do that

what yeah why you don't like house

parties no like i just don't go out ever

i don't shut the [ __ ] up

i don't do that

yeah shut the [ __ ] up

well house parties

is where the house parties will be the

move you know

um

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it's weight how you know house parties

are always way better than [ __ ]

and all that [ __ ] you know what i think

of when i think about house parties

what my house becoming a mess

well i got an airbnb so i don't give a

[ __ ] and the jordan peterson always says

you need to make your your make sure

your house is in order bro your [ __ ]

place is always a mess are you kidding

me that that is not my fault every time

i walk in here there's like 12 naked

[ __ ] vehicles on the [ __ ] couch

and like bro

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah always your [ __ ]

is always a mess

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god

[ __ ]

doctor

yo uh did you watch that joe rogan uh

no

i wanna finish it i'm actually gonna

finish it when i get a chance with you

guys because i i actually personally

wanna watch it i wanna finish it

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oh man

let me see if my water's here

having water right now would

say

it's gonna take 30 minutes or 20 minutes

that that might have just been the

dumbest thing i've ever seen anyone do

order of [ __ ] water when i have real

water i ordered gatorade too and orange

juice is is the one glass water gonna

kill you

bro

listen i you don't you okay you won't

believe me you'll think i'm paranoid

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when i have fluoride

liquids for some reason

i can literally feel dumber

the next day

and i feel the effect it has on me

changing my brain like for example

listen i'm not gonna lie this is

listen when i have

when i have fluoride water use fluoride

toothpaste

no

why okay no no i do but i don't swallow

it anyway when i drink fluoride water

bro the whole thing is in your mouth

though explain this explain this because

they make non-fluoride toothpaste why

don't you use that if you if you don't

listen listen

explain this

every time i drink tap water

i can't understand hegel for a day

i can't understand dialectics for one

day

this is this is honestly i hope this is

even i hope this is

i'm not lying facts this is not a troll

not a troll i'm i'm like that bro

there's a lot you know there's a lot of

things i do that are based in that

paranoia this is your circa flat flat

earth moment

bro zuka's not a real conspiracy

theorist he's not i'm a real conspiracy

theorist

i love john

dude's so funny i tried calling him

today he didn't pick up

he called me

well actually adriana called me probably

like 30 times last night with john on

the they're in a group facetime and they

kept facetiming me and i'm like

stop calling me i want to call

and literally just see what's going on

in austin if i should go

because

um

you got to come to the center for

political innovations event march that's

in march though i'm thinking like if i

go there for like a few days just stop

by there on my way back to michigan but

i don't

but i'm not gonna go i heard this is why

i want to go i heard slickers coming

right but i don't want to go

uh if

i don't know anyone there

or the people i do know

like uh

i don't know like the crowd there right

now so i just wanted to call him like

see like who's there like what's the

crowd because if it's the crowd that was

there last time like they don't really

like me you know so i'm not gonna go up

there there you're

you are like uh you're over paranoid

about people not liking i guarantee that

no brother i i guarantee you i guarantee

you really but like when we went to that

one halloween event

everyone seemed to really like us there

i'm not yeah i don't know i didn't know

those people though i'm saying like

uh i don't know those people either but

i feel like we saw if there's if there's

more people in austin i might go if we

saw them they'd be down to like

chill

hat map

yes

question is would we want to chill with

all them

bro you're missing critical information

you're missing critical information bro

that's all i gotta say

but um

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why you're in my chat see how

you're always in my chat

even when you're streaming i'm like how

oh it's probably through chaturino maybe

i'll do a new thing it must be chad

yeah you can chat through chaturino so

that's probably

oh

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do you remember last time i [ __ ] um

do you remember last time that i [ __ ]

uh

do you remember the last time that i uh

no that we shut the [ __ ] up i got one

hour sleep you remember the last time i

streamed here and i went in that girl's

chat

it was you yeah

i was like

yo i forgot that was so [ __ ] long

uh oh my god it's ninu

all i remember about nino is she said

some very nasty things that's all i

remember about her

but you know

yeah

who the [ __ ] says [ __ ] who called me a

[ __ ]

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all

you don't have

what the [ __ ] you don't have uh

ff7 frank or z whatever what are you

talking about

bro when you right click this you can

like time them out for 11 days

let me come talk

you know we're in l.a

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you know you're trying to step out or

what

on discord why what do you have a value

to say

what do you have a value to say nothing

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i want to stay well my food is here

almost

i

need

some water

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i think i met the most toxic girl in my

life last night

i can't talk about it was it was it the

one you told me about yeah she's toxic

yeah she sounded so sweet what the [ __ ]

what

yeah

oh no she was toxic i'm gonna mute it

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stay like this forever

stay like this together

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uh

it's now is

uh

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all right um

wow

anyway

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listen guys if you complain about the

music it's gonna get played three more

times

but uh

i hope they uh i hope this artist

removes their song from spotify that joe

rogan's been absolute menace as of late

they're all coming out and removing

their [ __ ] because of the misinformation

i hope this artist stands in solidarity

with dr falchi this one

all right

bro listen

do you think what do you think you think

it's like actually going to turn into

something big or is it going to be like

old boomers doing it no it's bad bro uh

spotify uh net net worth or whatever

went down for bill and then what yeah

and then um joni mitchell removed her

music

neil young removed his music and then

spotify put a disclaimer on joe rogan

videos for covid stuff and then they

were this hasn't been widely reported

but spotify today they did that and they

removed

smaller lesser known uh podcasts that

talked about covet in a similar way so

is it he has a contract with them right

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i look so beautiful that i don't like it

i like you know how it is guys

i look vulnerable because

let me tell you why

because

usually i like to look a little bit

worse on camera than in real life

so like when people meet me in real life

they would they can be kind of like wow

he's actually so but when it looks like

this on camera

i feel like this is kind of how i look

like in real life you know

i'm saying i like to look a little bit

worse on camera

so that when people meet me in real life

they can like be very very like

pleasantly surprised

but

this camera is too good

it's like that effect

did you get

bunch of random [ __ ]

that looks like the opposite of um

cold

you ever just like cold

food

no cold food

yeah jackson how big are you gonna grow

your beard they're asking

thank you chancellor appreciate you man

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yeah

good question i don't know

how big have you grown up

i showed you pictures

it's not big

that's the biggest

oh wait no that was big i remember

yeah you should grow it honestly throw

it down

i think chicks in l.a don't like beards

honestly

it depends on the type like the girls

that you have uh

the girls that we go to

are like

you know a different crowd then

no no i'm good i'm good

yeah i might have floored in it

safe

it just looks nasty bro what

well to me it does because like i just

want like water and like liquids but

that looks like very like the opposite

no it looks good

it definitely looks good like if i

wasn't uh

so thirsty

um

yeah something did happen with meghan

markle and the royals which i'm gonna

talk about

which is interesting actually

but we'll get to it you know right now

we're just kind of chilling we're having

a little podcast type of thing

but um

as i was saying

what the [ __ ] was i saying

think about meghan markle she comes out

of left field no one's gonna see it

coming

yeah but i'm gonna get a lot of credit

for pointing it out that it's gonna

happen

one thousand percent

you know samira was the first person i

know

call out aoc and she gets no credit

she was the first yeah i remember you

know what yeah she was actually the

first

like she just immediately did it yeah

there's this guy he's another streamer

he doesn't stream as much now but his

name is nico house

and uh he's he's like a big tulsi

supporter

and he always like tries to play like

holier than thou card on everyone for

like being like i was the first person

to call out aoc and it's like

very passive aggressive with it

but samir tweeted out this thing

and there's like a video of uh i don't

know there's a tweet thread of him and

her debating and like he's defending aoc

still

like this guy's so weird

that is weird what the [ __ ]

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um

do people ever just randomly come to

your [ __ ] and talk about tick tock like

this dude came in my chat he's like

there's an end cap with 100k followers

who talk [ __ ] about the ussr

bro what do you what do you what do you

want me to do bro i'm not the [ __ ]

ideology police

what do you want me to do you want me to

go [ __ ] debate him on tick tock i

don't even know how to do that i don't

even know how you debate on tick tock

yeah who do we think you are who do you

think we are hassan [ __ ] how do you

even debate on tick tock though i mean

okay i'll debate him right now i'll

debate him right now [ __ ] it i'll just

do it right now

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and it makes my skin look soft

it's not that soft see like yeah it

makes my hand look way softer than it is

my skin is not soft do you have a

skincare routine

no

does it actually look like i do

no but i was just asking

no i don't i don't even know what that

is

i mean you do have like actually pretty

good skin

which is crazy because i tan a lot

my eyes are green

they're green

what's your

what's your

what's your um

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astronomy sign

cancer

cancer

what about you

virgo

what does virgo mean doesn't that mean

you just don't like to that's why you

don't like big booty [ __ ]

bro you know what i do yeah anytime i'm

with a girl and i hear them talking

about their virgo or their astronomy

sign

yeah i hear them i hear them talking

about it and if i want to if i want to

impress them i look up compatibility

with their son online and i just say i'm

that

yeah that's the move yeah but wait

doesn't so virgo isn't that like the

ones who are like more um

iritanical

what does that mean like they're like

more like um

puritan

like religious and like they don't

they're not like

into

i don't know

no i don't believe in zodiac signs but i

lied to women about like we both lied to

women like because they believe it

but um

that's okay because

ghost girl and me were already

compatible

except for the fact

that she's playing around and she's like

you know

she's not tending to her man you know

yeah it's true because [ __ ] believe

it one thousand percent

it's

forever

you're cooking food for me right now

okay what are you cooking because

you have to like know what's on my mind

even if i don't say it

it's like based on my mood you have to

know

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i don't know what that is

when i get this water guys the stream is

going to be next level i promise when i

get this water

it's gonna be next

this fluoride tastes so good

bro this dude

this dude

you're not even gonna be able to debate

anymore if you keep drinking fluoride

think about it why do they put fluoride

in the water why

homemade lemonade sounds so good right

now that actually does sound very good

holy [ __ ]

i could use some [ __ ] homemade

lemonade

bro didn't alex jones say they're

putting chemicals in the water

that turned the frogs like that don't

that don't uh upset you

you're not scared of that

they got chemicals in the water that's

given frogs gyno

gynecomastia

listen all i'm going to say is

change their gender yeah it changed

their gender

i don't know why he said it turned them

gay because it didn't it just changed

their gender

but when i was in high school

my environmental club i told you we

wanted to buy a boat they didn't let us

buy the boat so we got like water

testing kits for our school

and um

we did like secret water testing on uh

the old gym water fountain and it came

back that there was like lead and a

bunch of other [ __ ] in it

and then

i told the principal and he was like

we'll have it fixed tomorrow like don't

you know make a big deal of this

i wish i did go looking back you should

have bro

and i yeah

bro but honestly there's something about

school water fountains

he just hit different you know they were

always cold this is the floor head baby

you know would be cool if they had

gatorade fountains at school oh there

are gatorades why why are you still on

that like that gatorade

yeah you need to get on prime i don't

know what the [ __ ] that is levels logan

paul ksi ghost girl what's your zodiac

tell me yours first then i'll tell you

mine

and i'll i'm gonna lie to you and tell

you the most compatible one

don't tell her my [ __ ] sign

um

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no i think i had a gatorade water

fountain before

and it was the best thing ever

what do you think hasbullah's uh zodiac

sign is

bro she's in aries hold on

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one sec ghost girl give me one second

um

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so it turns out

believe it or not i'm a leo

i'm a leo

i'm a leo

so there you go

you know what i mean

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i'm not changing the song till my

[ __ ] water gets here

i'm lying to you how

i'm oh okay i'm lying to you but you

won't even drop out of school for me

who needs school anyway

the american youth

were far behind

not college chinese communist party

nine years

mandatory

uh provided education

the education we have to force now is

make them watch our streams

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i feel like it would be probably more

useful than having my english teacher

tell me to read a

23rd book on racism

don't be careful so many books on racism

oh my god bro did you know that in high

school get this guy's in high school

he never read steinbeck he never read

like

uh

[ __ ] jack london he never read any of

that [ __ ] in high school he had to read

like

all this woke [ __ ] for english class

he didn't read any american classics

no grapes of wrath none of that no

[ __ ]

uh

mark twain

no mice and men that's really sad

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ghost girl you already stalk me anyway

like of course you

like you got all my socials anyway

what do you think about the great reset

me

it's like very uh

broad

i don't know if they're gonna be able to

pull it off or they're trying to right

now

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all the food's almost here or the drink

is almost here

don't

tell me this is the wrong address

yeah i gave him the wrong address

i can't [ __ ] believe

it's forever

together

uh

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[Music]

[Music]

stay like this together

i wanna stay like this together

together

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[Music]

uh

[Music]

[Music]

stay like

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stay like this together

today today's just been going wrong it's

just [ __ ] it's just like he's not

responding the uber guy is not

responding i gave him the wrong address

it's just up the road a little bit

and i'm kind of tempted to just go

a few blocks and get it

but that's gonna kill the stream you

know [ __ ]

oh but i don't want to waste this money

so [ __ ]

oh no

[ __ ] idiot it's not [ __ ] picking

up

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forever

stay like this together

[Music]

uh

[Music]

[Music]

uh

[Music]

[Music]

uh

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honestly water is the best [ __ ]

food ever

let me see what's going on on twitch

oh my god wow frogan streaming

without us

we were supposed to collab unbelievable

you were supposed to collab with her

yeah we were supposed to [ __ ] stream

unbelievable

average hassan i'll be mod what can i

say

kidding

i actually like brogan

but also

oh guys i'm so thirsty

you know what's crazy about that i got

water in the kitchen

you have any other drinks i got water in

the kitchen any other drinks no i got

water

oh you you [ __ ] broke ass [ __ ]

fridge you don't even have orange juice

you don't got

gotten you don't got nothing

just tap water

i don't like anything except for water

and coffee

i've never had soda on purpose i yeah i

don't drink soda but i drink juice

sometimes

juices for a week men

orange juice

vitamin c

i am thinking about that lemonade i

swear to god i'm thinking about lemonade

but ghost girl [ __ ] lives on the

other side of the country

for no reason

if you listen ghost girl if you're not

gonna live in dearborn

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if you're not gonna live in dearborn

you may as well live in like a relevant

place you know like l.a or something

why live in [ __ ]

virginia

[Music]

bro virginia's a bay state i'm not gonna

lie richmond virginia's base

i know but it's random to live there i

gotta visit there

yeah i'm sick of this song now i'm sick

of it okay i'm sick of the

song all right

i'm actually going to throw up from that

song

i want to stay like this forever

i got too much food

uh

i always yeah

i always get too much food

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thank goodness i've got some water

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me

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look at these views

look at my viewers

i mean it's late but

wow

i didn't i didn't crack 400 once today

not once cracking 400 would be a miracle

did have a bit of a [ __ ] start to your

stream

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i know

you didn't get the notification that i

went live

i also didn't put it on the youtube or

anything

don't say it's sunday don't say it's

[ __ ] sunday

that's the most stupid [ __ ] i've ever

heard

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all right

this stream is you know what john

wakefield

[Music]

here i'll help you out

[Music]

there you go

i helped you out

aren't you the [ __ ] trotskyist

cybernetics [ __ ] guy the big computer

guy you just a big computer game just

took a big [ __ ] l

all you big computer people just took a

big [ __ ] l

that's like a big [ __ ] l right now i

hope you know that

big computer game y'all took a big ass l

hey how long how long is uh all of the

asanabi squad

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big computer gang just took the biggest

l

i just [ __ ] took the cord out of the

big computer

[Music]

shut the [ __ ] up about blade i'm not

gonna [ __ ] play blade

shut the [ __ ] up about it

literally for foxy

[Music]

let me see what's going on on twitch

what

is tub dating with kiara kitty who's

this

who's kiara kitty

oh no

interesting

um

damn frogan's at 1k views why am i

impressed by 1k views i usually get 1k

views

this is what i used to get

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i'm not impressed by this [ __ ] i got 2k

views the other day

a few weeks ago

i'm not i'm not yeah i get 1k all the

time i ain't [ __ ] tripping

all right i'm gonna go down and get this

no i already [ __ ] this guy over but um

can you uh take over

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yeah

totally forgot about that

yeah it's actually kind of okay

i think i like my other side more

oh jesus christ

what i was trying to not show

anyways

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listen sometimes

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i'm not even gonna try to come up with

an excuse for it sometimes that [ __ ]

just happens

[Music]

anyways

[Music]

you know it is playing on my phone right

now

um

sometimes that just happens

alright how's everyone doing

obviously good if you're

watching this stream

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latsky what's up

bro why doesn't he just drink a regular

water

like why doesn't he just drink a [ __ ]

watches

oh my god i'm i'm still alive oh my god

been doing that for years

just drink of [ __ ] water what is this

i don't drink

comes over to my place disrespectful

denies my water

actually it's kind of disrespectful

like i think there's a there's a larry

david episode of uh curb your enthusiasm

about that where there someone's water

tasted bad

and um

they didn't want to go over their house

anymore because like their water tasted

bad my water tastes great

my water tastes so good actually

and he denies my water

bottled water is evil he doesn't

understand he thinks he's getting bad

[ __ ] in the tap water polyethylene

terephthalite and bisphenol a and if

it's a bpa free bottle then they have

bisphenol f or bisphenol s and all those

th all of those things are in the crime

disruptors and there are cancerous

toxins that are going into his water and

he's just drinking it all he's like

give it to me give it to me [ __ ] my [ __ ]

up

uh

that's the real issue here

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anyone watch uh football today

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what a game

what a game

i don't really care now that tom brady's

not in it

but what a game

jackson you at least got a filter on

that

right

no no why would i why would i do that

why would i get a filter

you like tom brady i do

show has the jimmy dore tucker carlson

video

it's a good video

what

he got

he got his water

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well i accidentally showed my hickey for

a second

i don't know

[Music]

i went like this i was like trying to

like fix my hair i went like this i was

like

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you need to get on that prime [ __ ]

everyone's everyone's done you know

gatorade's bad for you

you had prime yet

get electrolytes from it you get prime

yet bro it's got electrolytes well what

i'm asking is you have you tried priming

i don't know what the [ __ ] that is

amazon prime no no it's logan paul and

ksi's new better healthier version

longer energy lasting version of

gatorade

less calories prime

pushing pushing pee push and prime you

know what it is

you gotta try it they have them in

stores and [ __ ] man

in fact you could have uh in you could

have uber eats uh uber dashed uh primed

here for thirty dollars

yo

i'm in this [ __ ] now

got my water

all right we're not there we're not

having a chill stream no more

all right

we're doing debates

debates

open up

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what the [ __ ] bro

just

what are you doing

is this

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what is this server

no matter how many times you click on

that button it's not sure what

don't give away that you're here

that's uh

i don't think that's the real one

oh really yeah

how much how many are in this

oh no

what the [ __ ] this is what is that this

isn't the real one

no they are making a another one to try

and compete

is that real no they're making another

one to try and compete with the real one

why haven't i been invited to this one i

sent it to you

no

did i not i thought i did i'm not in the

real one

did you get banned

no

i've never entered it

so this is what it looks like

oh my god you don't even see like the

internals

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yo jackson's uh he's saying crazy [ __ ]

in the discord right now

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tell jackson he would beat destiny up in

an mma fight okay bro that's a really

low bar like okay

what

and

[Music]

that's so random guys it's like you know

at a certain point it just kind of

becomes stupid like for example

gotta have some cushions like i'm not

saying destiny's einstein

did you see dylan and destiny talk mad

[ __ ] about your mma training no i didn't

what did they say

well if we're all being real destiny's

uh he's a video gamer wait quote what

did what did they say i didn't know i

didn't see anything about that

what did they say

link it

link it

tell me what they said homie is a video

gamer

dylan says there's no way you're

training for it at all and then laugh

about it

i'm in la i'm not training for it until

i go to michigan i already said that

but i don't care what dylan thinks

if he wants to underestimate me that's

that's on him i mean i don't give a [ __ ]

i gained from that

but he's gonna end up probably having to

cut

for mma

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it looks like it'd be tossed

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um guys i i want to say this too

so can i use twitter

[Music]

you ask me

yeah

do you mind if i

i twitter but yeah do you have like

anything to hide or anything

yeah i'd never show that

okay i'm gonna we're gonna go on

nickland's twitter because i did not

mean to do this

so

i literally had no intention of doing

this

but

okay let me just show you this okay

it's pretty insane i had no intention of

doing this

at all

and

on nickland's twitter

um

who's nick lim he's the

it's a long story he's an

accelerationist

but on his twitter um

i don't know why i did this i've been

sleep deprived i usually don't like

respond to him or anything

but

he's like oh the new lysenko-ism and

these are kind of the context for this

is like

how wokeness is changing the science but

i think these people are also saying

like oh you're denying race and iq and

race realism so it's like centralism

when iq is fake to begin with so i don't

know why you have to take it there

but then i just responded and i was like

lysenko is correct there's no such thing

as a gene which is a metaphysical

concept

and

and i i accidentally ratioed him i

didn't even mean to do this but

everyone

everyone found it and liked it

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um you know personally

can i say i have some respect for nick

land

uh

you know i don't mean to ratio him

but

listen

i'ma go ahead and say this

i don't care what nick land thinks about

brace realism

because that has that is completely

immaterial as far as like what kind of

human being you are

and

i have a lot of respect for nick land as

a human being

from what i know about him i i respect

him as a human being i don't really care

about his

his views you know that's not what

defines a person's character to me

um

he's not like a bad guy personally and

no i mean it's not just that he's not a

bad guy personally

it's that he's like one of the most open

open-minded people to talk to about

anything like uh

you know he's like he's super cool

basically you know he's that's what

people used to say about him too as like

a professor he just used to be a super

cool dude

um

he never gets mad about

you know your view you know what i mean

like he's he's uh he's very impersonal

when it comes to that [ __ ]

so

that's why i respect him you know

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yeah i'm not yeah that's the thing i'm

not really trying to [ __ ] with him you

know that's not wasn't really my

intention

but

i just wanted to you know chime in and

be like you know there are there are

some people who are lysenkous

so

that's the thing

why rt is targeted in the west this is

new

what's the date thomas

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okay guys um

about meghan markle and [ __ ] so here's

what's going on right and i kind of want

to save this for when we have more

viewers

but whatever it i guess we're just gonna

go ahead and get right into it right

so as it turns out and we're gonna

actually pull this up on twitter so you

guys can see

oh man

meghan markle and prince harry

interestingly decided to chime in

and

say

pretty sure for sure

they decided to chime in

and

um

about the whole joe rogan controversy

and let me just see the daily mail

always has like this weird porn on the

side so i'm gonna [ __ ]

see what i could do right

okay here here here we'll just we'll do

this one right

so they decided to um chime in on the

whole joe rogan thing and they also are

getting on board with the uh the

d-platform joe rogan thing right

which is really interesting

and also makes joe rogan look really

good

because it's clear that they see him as

a threat they see him as a source of

resurgent populism in the country the

type of populism which could pose a

threat

to the 1619 agenda and the uh

the restorationist agenda of the uh

the british or this country

so it's no wonder that they they want to

remove joe rogan from spotify i mean

when you think about it it doesn't

matter what you think about joe rogan's

views personally

he gives a platform for dissenting views

across the board i mean even abby martin

who's way too leftist for my

uh

for my tastes

she's given a platform there you know so

i mean he just he just gives a lot of

diverse views a platform and

there's only one establishment in one

establishment line so it's really

interesting

so i you know i pointed out that you're

gonna keep seeing these people

continually acquire

some kind of

political life

why the [ __ ] is prince harry and meghan

markle talking about their concerns to

spotify

why i mean why why why are they doing

this and also it's interesting

and

listen okay

meghan markle and harry making a inroads

into politics

that's definitely going to be a game

changer right

so you'd think they would adopt some

kind of populist stance of like oh you

know we're going to be no they're fully

adopting a very unpopular line

so it almost seems like they don't care

about how popular they're going to end

up being

it almost seems like

that when people signal

that they are you know they're taking

this unpopular position over the vax

mandates they're trying to express the

authority they have

rather than re connect to people in any

kind of way

one second

okay

um

now you say they're irrelevant but the

you can tell that it is the agenda of

our elites to prop them up

um

to make them more than that and

the the thing is guys is

that um

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um

yeah the whole news thing guys i i just

don't have the energy for it i'm gonna

be real

i'm way too i got one hour of sleep you

know

based

thank you anya marks

yo jackson

how do you cover news how do you do it

don't you get bored

don't you get bored of that [ __ ]

um

do a lot of

react content and a lot like reacting to

videos and

drama youtuber drama

it's like i i it's so hard for me to

care i'm like okay

there's some news and there you go guys

meghan markle not interesting though to

me

like i wouldn't want to talk about her

because

i think she's uh

based it is interesting

but it's also like

i feel like it's it's

it's

it's further out than what's right here

right now you know yeah

what what's new what what news did you

cover today

that's here now i'll give my take on it

i covered

well i didn't really cover a lot of news

today

i used uh

i used uh i i

i didn't really cover news today i

watched a uh joe or a jimmy door video

with tucker carlson that was like an

hour and a half

and then i

that was really good video you should

watch it

you already watched it though right

you watch it though um and then

i watched a uh or i had caleb moppin on

let me check out the the tucker

jimmy door one

jimmy dore tucker carlson today

uh it's not that

tucker carlson today

jimmy dore

i kind of want to finish the mold bug

one

scroll down

ones if you want the mold bug two if you

want jimmy dore

go to upload date

sort by upload

uh what is it on the fox news channel no

someone randomly uploaded the full video

you know i wish most people wanted to

watch the mold bug one but i know it's

just

go to sort by sort by upload date

scroll down

this one no

you look up tucker carlson today

yeah

it's hard to find go to uh

this one yeah yeah this is the one

the

the um

buck you don't have

a thing

that allows you to like

um

let me change the title

the uh the mold bug one would be way

more interesting but i people are just

not awake for it what is that

meant she a small bug it's like

intellectual

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there's like notes carlson today from

the beginning of our nighttime show on

fox news we've tried to invite on people

with whom we disagree on a bunch of

things but where we agree on some really

important things where there's a

meaningful union set of belief we do

this for two reasons

one to show that partisanship is mostly

an illusion designed to control you

the team sport of politics is a lie

they're not on your team and the second

reason is because it's super interesting

and it reminds us of our common humanity

and you learn things when you talk to

people you don't agree with on

everything it expands you as a person

and what's the fun of living if you

can't do that the problem is a lot of

people with whom we disagree on some

issues can't come on because it gets so

viciously attacked where they do you're

a white supremacist you did that show

that's another means of control

obviously so we're always grateful for

the ones who do and jimmy dore is

definitely in that category he is first

and foremost a comedian he's also i

think we already watched it on stream

does everyone here who watches me watch

jackson

2.

simply incisive political commentator

he's hosted the jimmy dore show because

you guys in the chat said you'd rather

watch this than the mold bug one which

streams on youtube and we're happy to

have him in our studio now jimmy dore

thanks so much for coming on it's my

pleasure it's my pleasure you know i

just like to tell people uh who get

upset at me for when i do your show it's

like well you shouldn't be upset ones if

you want mold bug two if you want this

one

there's a lot of twos

really yeah

no we didn't watch the mulder one on

stream uh

bully we didn't watch the full one

okay i'll do a poll

let's just do a poll in the chat and

we'll continue watching it

oh

witch tucker

mold bug

jimmy door

and it's gonna last

three minutes starting the pool now

our benign already did it

okay

you should be thankful that tucker

brings me on what do you say to bring my

anti-war message in my free speech and

defense of julian assange to half the

country when you see me and cooker

carlson it should make you upset that

i'm not on chris cuomo show or rachel

maddow show or fake tough guy lawrence

o'donnell's show that that's what it

should trigger you but they don't they

get triggered that i'm on your show

which is ridiculous and so it shows that

they haven't thought it through

and you know when people say that they

want to organize along class lines they

don't understand what they mean when

they say that class lines means

everybody means trump voters means

everybody in your class it doesn't mean

half the country class it means the

entire country class and that's what

people don't understand and that's how

we have to organize now and as soon as

you do that tucker you will be pilloried

i interviewed someone on the other side

of the aisle and they came for me

because they everyone vote

there's only 70 people who voted

everyone [ __ ] vote right now you

[ __ ] stupid [ __ ] in my chat

literally what is wrong with you that

you're not voting are you stupid or

something

okay i don't know what it is i don't

know what it is

coming together to go against oligarchy

the military-industrial complex and wall

street they can't have that well that is

totally true and i'm not even i didn't

even grow up in that class and and i

believe in that completely that people's

fundamental interests are probably

economic actually yes and

um a lot of this stuff is

is a diversion designed to prevent you

from knowing that

you actually are from a working-class

background describe where you came from

all right so i grew up on the southwest

side of chicago

in a really uh blue-collar neighborhood

i would say navy blue-collar

and my dad was a cop

and i was the youngest boy 12 kids 12

kids yeah and so we were catholic of

course you think and uh i went to

catholic school you know so my parents

made sure they put us through catholic

school and all that stuff so i got a

good education that way i also got the

you know the crap beat out of me every

day too but uh that was that's another

thing i like made me who i am so i grew

up that way and i go why did you get

beaten up

uh because if you grow up poor poor

people beat the hell out of each other i

heard him say this before he said this

on the

on the routine

i think about that a lot actually since

he said that it's actually true i went

to i would go to school catholic school

where they would beat you at catholic

school right then we'd come home and our

parents would beat us at home and then

we go to the park and beat other people

and uh that's just how it works the

circle of beating i hated getting hit as

a kid you know and and well i do a bit

in my room in my act about it and now

when someone hits their kid as a

grown-up i never you know when you're

supposed to step in you know and uh one

time i was in an airport and this lady

is hitting her kitty's like five years

old and she's just wailing on and

finally go hey why don't you cut it out

you're creeping everybody out you know

and she goes no you have to hit him make

some good people and i was like how many

punches would it take to make you a

decent human being

what did she say it turns out 80. anyway

no i didn't you know and i have a

brother who hits his kid and i go don't

you remember how much you hated getting

hit and he said i never hit him if i'm

angry

of course you're angry what are you a

nazi you have to be angry to hit

somebody

who is sitting around laughing their ass

off i can't wait to hit my kid now i'm

in such a good mood that's [ __ ] up

anyway uh how did he respond so that's

why but you know he laughed my brothers

but uh it it so that's how i grew up i

grew up in that kind of a neighborhood i

didn't really have any role models that

did anything i wanted to do

uh what did what do the

people around you do the men in your

neighborhood do so you were the cops

firemen are criminals yeah basically and

um so that was it and i even took the

police desk that's how far it went my

dad i was in college right i had gotten

in college and i was home for the

weekend or something and my dad was in

the summer and my dad woke me and my

other two brothers up and goes get up

you're going to take the police test

and i was like what what he said you

have to go take the police test and i go

dad i'm in college can you wait for me

to screw up first

he made me take it and anyway so i

didn't become a cop how'd she do in the

police test so this is interesting they

never gave me my score

yeah and uh

they it

i don't know exactly why but um

i i they didn't give me they i think it

was if you scored too high they didn't

want you or that's what i tell myself

anyway you're just too smart to be

chicago all right the mulder won one but

we're already kind of into this

did you guys all already see this jimmy

door thing because i didn't see it yet

and i'm

i'm kind of like um

enjoying it

so i might say no to democracy

of the 12 kids how many became cops okay

do another poll and say did you see this

yet

so my old benign run another poll of did

you see this yet this brother phil

became so my dad's phil he was a cop my

grandpa phil he was a cop my oldest

brother phil he was a cop

and uh but then he's all filled doors

all filled doors yeah

so and then my oldest brother he quit

being a cop and then he went into

business for himself but um so yeah so

that

but a lot of my best friends in chicago

were cops state cops chicago police cops

and uh what kind of life is that so i

know cops um

everyone vote now they enjoy it you know

i didn't yeah i wouldn't i wouldn't want

any part of that my you know my dad was

he drove a paddy wagon his whole life

and um

you know he didn't really i don't think

he ever pulled his gun he he wasn't the

kind of guy who went looking for trouble

you know what i mean my dad wasn't

gung-ho he was the kind what's crazy

like

why didn't we talk to jimmy about this

stuff we had dinner with him

he talked about a bunch of random stuff

kind of guy who got that job because he

had kids and he needed to have health

insurance and stuff yeah i'm at it's i'm

kind of star struck that like i met him

in person he's like on tv he wasn't like

let's go mess some people up you know he

wasn't on steroids did you know your

grandfather yeah i knew him uh he died

when i was i think in third grade second

or third grade

um

he was an irish guy drinker yeah and and

a cop and he died right after retired

and so that's what my dad my dad i think

was afraid he was gonna die after he

retired so my dad retired when he was 57

so he worked two jobs his whole life he

was a cop and a chuck pointer which is

brickwork and that's what i did with him

so my dad had his own little company and

we would do brick work during the day in

the spring summer and fall

and uh if you that's really if you ever

want to ruin a relationship go to do

brick work with your father eight

dollars thank you imagine

it's as you're talking one of 12 kids

grew up in the city of chicago son of a

cop grandson of a cop brother of a cop

i'm thinking it's it's almost like it's

almost like a cliche but then i realized

i don't know if that world exists

anymore

um

i don't know what you mean when you say

that world i'm not sure what i mean

either but if you're telling a story

that you know seems like very american

and familiar

um but i don't know if it still is your

is your neighborhood the same as it was

you know what i go back it seems the

same

yeah i kind of feel like and not to rag

on talker because i'm kind of the same

way but i feel like he's that's

something like someone who

uh doesn't come from that background

would say you know

what did he say he's like that seems

like a very different world like it's

hard to imagine that that still exists

and it's like well yeah because like

you're you've only ever been um

you've only like ever been familiar with

it through like you know movies and

stuff yeah you've never experienced it

you know

if you experienced it you'd probably

like not

be that inclined to think it's uh a

different world you know

i really so i i don't know if uh in my

neighborhood was very interesting

because they started to do public

housing right and so they would do

scattered site housing right before in

chicago the mayor daley the original

mayor daley's idea was you put all the

poor people in one place you put them in

a big tower oh yeah and that's the worst

idea cabrini green right yes that was

the worst idea even when you have

college kids in huge towers they wreck

the place

and so they started to do this thing

called scattered side housing where they

would put public housing in every

neighborhood around the city and it came

right in our neighborhood of course they

didn't put it in every neighborhood they

put it in our neighborhood and that

created racial tensions

and so i grew up in that's it there was

a dividing line

and the blacks lived on that side and

the whites lived on this side and you

weren't supposed to go across but then

eventually we did we started to we

organized football games against each

other

and we kind of kind of got to know each

other it wasn't like you know kumbaya

but it was kind of interesting that we

did that

and we could actually have football

games and we wouldn't fight each other

and so that kind of informed me growing

up and

uh

there was a lot of people who were like

can i ask the chat a question and don't

like feel pressured by this question but

like

are you guys just waiting till i get

back home to like drop subs and [ __ ]

like are the oil princes

i know there are some oil princes

if if you're not an oil prince this is

not a question for you but it did go up

a lot before you started streaming for

the oil princes in my chat i just want

to let you guys know i don't if you know

this

but

don't wait till i get back home because

like now is when i need it the most you

know just letting you know like

and if you're not an oil princess this

does not apply to you

i don't don't send me your hard-earned

money that

just because i'm saying this

like you better not sell your house to a

black person right that was a big deal

and i was like people just say that out

loud you know no and my neighbor so we

had 10k but guys just as a rule like

just for the future whatever

the content is just lower

damian you've never [ __ ] gifted one

thing in your [ __ ] life

and you are getting permabanned from my

chat you've never even

you're not even subscribed you're not

even a [ __ ] subscribed this doesn't

even [ __ ] apply to you you [ __ ]

dumbass

and thank you so much

thank you so much but listen

don't misunderstand

thank you so much don't misunderstand

i'm talking about like the oil princes

who have a lot of money to spare

if you don't then i'm not i would never

ask you to [ __ ] give me your money

like i'd appreciate it but i'm not gonna

ask it from you you know

um

but but thank you anyway i appreciate it

but that's not what i meant you know

thank you rocksoff i'm just saying okay

i'm saying it for this this is the only

reason i'm bringing it up because when i

went to austin

i did lose a lot of subs

no

national listen don't

you

guys don't don't misunderstand what i'm

saying i'm not saying

to gift me subs i'm saying this

when i went to austin

um i lost subs but when i came back home

i got a ton right but i'm just saying

it's a lot better for me

for

to be like more supported on a vacation

because on vacations that's when it's

like

needed the most does that make sense

but

there's you don't have to be subbed

in the first place don't you don't even

have to be subbed right

i'm just saying like in general

like

i shouldn't have even brought this up

kids and then we adopted yeah don't

everything helps woodburn everything

else

did to a puerto rican and a mexican in

in my house right and so i didn't grow

up racist at all right i mean

yeah i mean by definition right but in

uh

and why does your parents do that they

already had 10 kids

i i don't know i had a theory my theory

is when i went to school

my mom got lonely i was in school all

day all her kids were at school all day

she didn't know what to do all day she

liked babies my mom wanted a baby

another another baby so she went to

catholic charities talk about warfare

and battle tactics

why

and she said i want a baby and they said

well we don't have any babies but we

have this kid if you'd like this boy

he's in third grade

and my mom said sure and so she brings

home so we have a guy another boy

older than me

yeah it's it's not so much about the

money because um

yeah i mean if if i was on youtube and i

was getting the same amount of money in

subs i would be making double the money

that i make right

but the reason i prefer subs is to grow

the brand and to grow the channel

and

youtube i don't have a big avenue of

growth for youtube my content is not

suited to youtube

um

like youtube is more like jackson type

of content like actual

more professional and

you could you could do youtube i don't

know why you don't dual stream

because when i when i started uh youtube

streaming

uh after i got banned for 30 days i just

didn't grow

well but you could and youtube youtube

is a lot less like um

conducive to like memes

and creating your own culture like for

example you know that [ __ ] copy pasta

yeah that's like the gorilla army you

know

yeah but like i feel like things like

that don't originate on youtube but you

could do both you could stream to twitch

and youtube but actually i don't know if

that's true because so much of our memes

came from youtube like tank that's from

youtube

um

and a lot of the early discord [ __ ] came

from youtube i don't i actually don't

know honestly it's like

i just feel like twitch is

easier to

i don't know i really don't know i don't

know what to say

actually all of our memes came from

youtube our the gorillas and sons came

from youtube

yeah yeah

um

you know what uh

here's the thing if youtube

gets their [ __ ] to i don't know if i

allowed to say this

um

i'm partnered on twitch that's all i

could say but hypothetically if youtube

got their [ __ ] together and starts

having emotes and more community

integration

i don't see why they

like wouldn't be working on that already

they have to be

i they they they're live streaming um

culture is very different too live

streaming is like a lot shorter

which is like um it's kind of tough like

and you have to stream way less than me

you know

yeah i stream for like

three

and guys if i ever talk about subs or

anything like that

you know i don't want you guys to

feel pressured to give me

money that

you would otherwise need you know what i

mean like i'm just talking like

there are more wealthier donors who just

got some money to spare and you're

donating it anyway like

you know it's much appreciated but i

don't want to pressure anyone in general

i don't want to pressure anyone you know

but

thank you so much rockstar appreciate

you

um

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yeah like one of the things

i've always done is like

from the very starting i've never asked

for subs i've never asked for them but

it's like i'm starting to think like

should i start because

i don't know you know but i'm kind of

tripping it's still january

it's just

oh yeah another thing

it's only because i've been in la that

i've started to think about subs

more than

views

because actually views are way more

important subs

are secondary importance but i'm only

thinking because la drained a lot of my

money that's the only [ __ ] reason

but back in michigan i was barely

spending money so it's like

you know

it wasn't that bad i don't need another

older brother

yeah i got more remote slots i just need

time and i've been on i've been in la

again most of my excuses come from being

in

l.a the hell out of me and he was a

badass tough guy too and he did beat the

hell out of me and um

so it worked though my mom was like i

thought if we got a boy i would put me

in good graces and i would get a baby

circa does it because he has way more

oilers and i feel like i have a lot more

working class people get donating their

hard-earned money so it's it's it's not

the same to be doing it you know me she

got a baby she had a baby that christmas

and uh sounds like a pretty unbelievable

person she was in a lot of ways my

mother was and uh she got the baby my

then i got to have a little sister which

i really enjoyed i i having a little

younger sibling i really enjoyed having

a little sister now my little sister has

triplets

and uh so it was great it was a it was

it was really i was i was happy so

you're still close to her i was happy

yeah i love my sister

oh that's well that's that's a cool

story yeah it was i was i was really

happy and you know it's funny i remember

when mom said hey we're going to get a

baby and i didn't want one because i

didn't want competition and i was like i

don't want to vape no more let's have a

vote and dad's vote counts for two i

remember i said that because i knew he

didn't want another baby

and but we got him and i loved her i

love it was great yeah mom's vote counts

for more than all the other votes yeah

so that's how i grew up and i went to

catholic school all my other siblings

went to public school but for some

reason i went to catholic high school

right i was the only one with the

catholic high school they we all went to

calvary grammar school and then catholic

high school went to st lawrence on the

southwest side of chicago is it still

there yeah yeah

and they were a football powerhouse when

i got there so all i know about catholic

schools and

is that the all girls catholic schools

were [ __ ] wild

i have heard this yeah yeah that's all i

know about it and

i actually like know it firsthand too

because i never like got with any in

high school but they were very very like

forward you know what i mean

like they were very like of like wild

and [ __ ]

i kind of knew who they were but for

high school you know

and it was all boys school

wow yeah

so then you went away for college

and went to college

so i'm not really a student you know

that right so the way i picked my

college i went to illinois state

everybody in my neighborhood would go to

northern and the reason i went to

illinois state was because my best

friend yeah and i remember in high

school like a lot of like the most

troubled people were from catholic

school

friend mike was going there and he had a

car

and i was like i want to have a car when

i woke up so that's it so anyway i only

went there for three years and then i

dropped out and i went to columbia

college in chicago it was just more of

an art school and i was going to go into

advertising and when i got out of

college i just started doing stand-up

comedy and they started paying me right

away and i was like this is unbelievable

so i never got a job you you i want to

ask with that in two seconds but you

said at the outset that you've come on

our show and people complain you say

well but cnn and msnbc won't have me

and i'm thinking as i hear how you grew

up that there's probably not a single

person at any level at either one of

those networks who grew up

close to the way you did

no and so

that's a massive cultural divide what

you just described and i've worked at

both those channels so i just know

there's nobody who grew up like that so

i happened to be on some kind of panel

in san francisco a couple years ago with

all these news types some emmy

award-winning guy was uh

was hosting this panel and i was on it

and uh and i was saying you know the

reason like he was asking what my

success what i attributed to and i i

attributed to the fact that everybody's

pro-war at all the major stations at

every newspaper they're always for

everywhere and he's like jimmy i don't

know what you think we talk about in our

editorial meetings but we don't all talk

like that you think and i said i don't

know what you guys talk like in your

editorial meetings either you know why

because i'll never be invited into one

of those editorial meetings whereas you

have been groomed to be in that meeting

since you were in kindergarten and you

don't even know it yeah exactly because

any time you cross you color outside the

lines that moves you a little farther

outside that circle you look and i've

been coloring outside the lines ever

since i was in kindergarten and so i'm

never going to get invited to that

editorial meeting and so now i have them

on the outside and i can tell you the

truth i'm a real outsider when it comes

to journalism so i can really call them

out which is why i have such powerful

enemies inside journalism you do i've

noticed

i want to get to comedy so you 1989

which suddenly is a long time ago yeah

you decide to go into comedy yeah why

well first of all i always wanted to be

a comedian but i didn't know i could

like george carlin was my hero yeah and

uh i didn't think i had the talent to do

that that just seemed otherworldly to me

and then i saw tv shows

this guy reminds me so much

of a teacher i used to have in high

school

it's actually [ __ ] scary

uh they had all these cable stand-up

shows and some of those guys really

sucked and i'm like well i'm not as

funny as george carlin but i'm funnier

than that guy and he's on tv

so i bet i could do this right i bet i

could do it i won't be the best but i'll

be one of them and so i was right

that's a fairy

i like that standard i often feel the

same way i'm not a genius but i i'm

better than that i know i'm smarter than

that guy

yeah and so that was that and i started

doing comedy and was back in the boom so

it was 1989 clubs were opening

everywhere and uh lines around the block

to get in and i got to work with all my

heroes and i got it was just amazing and

uh it was an amazing time and then four

years later

everything went south cobb club started

closing they started cutting your money

and so that's when i moved to los

angeles i saw the writing on the wall

and i moved to los angeles trying to get

on television it worked

were you political then no

no i mean um

i saw this guy named bill hicks i don't

know if you ever heard of him of course

okay good

uh so he's the best comedian ever yeah

died at 32 i think very young

and pancreatic cancer i think got them

and so i was pretty cocky i was like uh

i i know what i'm doing in this comedy

business i know what i know how to do

this you know every time i get on stage

like wait till they get a load of me you

know

and then i saw bill hicks

and like in the first five ten minutes i

was watching i was like uh i started to

get depressed you know

and then at 15 minutes in i started

drinking i was like i can't

and then after i saw him i just wanted

to quit

because i know for the rest of my life i

would forever be chasing second place i

would never come close so many

professional comedians you know

guys work at the comedy store like you

talk about bill hicks what was it about

bill hicks that made him so remarkable

he he could you know his he can make

concepts funny he had these uh you know

he was a philosopher that was able to

cut through and see things and he could

be blunt and hilarious and self i mean

he had the perfect blend of everything

and he was an amazing performer he was

an amazing mimic

he he just had so much talent and um

you know he was uh

an alcoholic for a while then he got

sober i didn't i saw him when he got

sober so i didn't see when he was drunk

and stuff like that and i only saw him

sober when he did you guys know am i the

only person

i never ever watched comedians to laugh

i've only ever watched comedians

to hear what they have to say about [ __ ]

even george cotton i never used to laugh

i would be like

this is a good point you know

i i i'd watch them to hear their points

the [ __ ] that makes me laugh

is like stupid [ __ ] like prank calls

like ownage pranks like that's what

makes me laugh

comedians don't really make me laugh

he was on his game

and uh there's just nobody i just knew

it i just i just like for less like

family guy kind of makes me laugh you

know

in my life i'm gonna be chased in second

place and it depressed me and it really

did and then thank god he died like a

couple years later and i i was able yeah

jideon makes or sorry never mind that

guy's banned to come be number one again

oh god that's dark so you've made a

living more or less at comedy for more

than 30 years yeah

yes

so you know the business really well

yeah

and what happened to it

so well in the in the early night oh my

god lois it's hass from infrared

holy crap lois it's has from infrared

brian i don't know what to do

quagmire is coming to home

holy crap lois it's has from infrared

90s so

it went down in the mid 90s because it

just got oversaturated right on every

television show had they would book

stand-up comics on airplanes

that's what they want physically

physically you were going to stand up

and do i literally i remember hearing

about it people did it then of course it

didn't work

and uh so it was just got oversaturated

and people left and they would have to

give people free tickets to come to

comedy club this reminds me of that one

time [ __ ]

this reminds me of that one time

this reminds me of that one time

peter this reminds me of that one time

that i went to the nail salon

[ __ ] i can't do it

i'm trying to do uh lois clubs right and

that worked for a little while too and

then

and so then um this thing called

alternative comedy started in los

angeles i think that's where it started

that's where i live

and uh it was a place called largo

um

and it was like people like janine

garofalo and david cross and

and those types right and uh

and it was

it wasn't formulaic comedy like you

would kind of speak extemporaneously

talk about your day so it was more real

and people enjoyed that and the knock on

it was it wasn't funny enough right

because it wasn't rehearsed and stuff uh

but now that i think that really opened

up what comedy became and then podcasts

uh is what then gave another boom to

comedy right so then people were able to

find their favorite comedians and

connect with them in a real way and then

they could sell tickets and people so

that's and for me it's been youtube has

just been an unbelievable boon for me

uh like i said i was telling you before

you know i was on

abc nbc and nbc at least five six times

doing stand-up comedy cbs abc

comedy central specials mine was chosen

best of the year by itunes thank you

and uh it still didn't sell a ticket you

know and then i started doing my jimmy

dore show on youtube yeah i think jimmy

dore's dream is to

he wants to do stand-up live like sell

tickets

and he does that very successfully now

which is crazy because me like i'm the

newer generation so like me success

means like hitting the numbers on the

internet you know i don't really care

about in-person stuff

but

just like a different generation i guess

youtube and immediately i started

selling out theaters

so comedians by definition are outsiders

they're the people we give license to to

tell the truth

and all of a sudden there's been this

weird inversion where it's almost like

we have court comedians

who seem to

exist to help the regime do whatever the

regime wants to do so ah yeah like john

oliver

i mean that's a very weird development

this is not my apartment

no

this is jackson's uh

i

so

i like being an outsider that's what

comedians are supposed to do that's what

we're supposed to be

uh but i see now because of trump

uh comedians became establishment hacks

and they're conformists

you know no matter what the issue is

they're pushing the democratic party

line as if that's some kind of way to

stand up against fascism

and they don't realize that the

democratic party is owned by the same

people and that it's really a one-party

rule and that

what was someone said dylan and destiny

were talking [ __ ] about me what were

they saying specifically destiny this is

ridiculous can someone link me in the

chat

so

i like the idea that i'm an outsider and

i'm a real outsider when it comes to

journalism um because

i'm not looking for a job in journalism

i'm not looking to make friends

in journalism and so consequently it

gives me the freedom to do and say

whatever i want and turns out when you

do that creates a lot of controversy

when you tell the truth about things

like when you call other journalists out

for their mccarthy smears

uh that causes a big wave of uh

controversy so you were on a program

called the young turks right for how

long

so i started working with them i think

somewhere around 20 2009 maybe 2010

somewhere around you went for 10 years

ish uh air ish i think i i think i left

early 2019 maybe but i was what was what

happened was after

hillary clinton got elected like i

couldn't vote for hillary right because

i said i'm not going to vote for

warmongering corporatists anymore and we

have to put our we have to draw a line

in the sand and this is the sand line

i'm going to draw and so

i became you know there wasn't a good

they didn't want to put that face up

you know what ghost girl like what are

you my boss

there so they started looking in the

discord put me behind a pay wall and

they took me off their friday panels

and uh i kept doing my work and i

thought well as soon as the mueller

report comes ghost girl's acting so

jealous now she's like

he's worried that i'm talking to other

girls and all this stuff like

you know what like maybe you wouldn't

have to be worried

if you actually came through you know

i'm saying they're going to stop doing

this and we'll get back to being a new

show again well liverpool they didn't

they just went even crazier

so i left

and um

uh i started doing this thing called

forced to vote which in the middle of a

pandemic the idea was

let's have the uh squad the progressives

that just got elected that we all just

helped get elected let's have them

withhold their vote for nancy pelosi's

speaker because the democrats have the

majority but it's a slight majority

right like and so now they have the

power now nancy pelosi can't get elected

without the votes from the squad so the

idea was well everybody for a generation

has agreed on getting a vote on medicare

for all on the floor on the left anyway

yeah and so i said this is a perfect

opportunity say hey nancy you'll have

you don't have our vote unless you

promise to give us a vote for medicare

for all the floor well that revealed

that there is no left in america because

the squad wouldn't do it they're not

going to oppose nancy pelosi even though

they all ran on it and so what i'm

trying to tell people is

that when you vote for them when you

vote for somebody inside the democratic

party no matter what they say no matter

what they believe

but it would be it would have been

legendary if he um

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mentioned

jackson's debate with [ __ ] sam cedar

that would have been so [ __ ] funny

he was like yeah and the sam cedar guy

is

oh okay i see that would have been

hilarious

they're going to go along with nancy

pelosi and nancy pelosi goes along with

goldman sachs and raytheon so when

you're voting for someone inside the

democratic party you're voting for

goldman sachs and raytheon because they

are not standing up to those people so

the idea that we have progressives

inside the democratic party it's

actually more deleterious to the

progressive movement to have them there

why is that jimmy because it gives

people a false impression that there's

somebody in government fighting for you

that there's one of the parties that are

kind of on your side and they aren't and

the quicker people realize that that

both parties are not on their side they

only serve the oligarchy we are in fact

in an oligarchy your democracy was

stolen way before trump until that

happens we won't ever have real change

but what about ocasio-cortez she's on

instagram

ocasio-cortez

campaigned

on a floor vote on medicare for all

and she campaigned on creating what she

called a ruckus meaning you have to stop

being polite this is a quote you have to

stop being polite the justice democrats

we tried being polite and it got us

nowhere and it wasn't until we started

acting out and speaking impolitely that

we even created the circumstances for

change that's what she tweeted so i'm

just doing what she said so i started to

put heat on people like aoc and rasheed

talib and ro khanna and all the the

justice democrats in the squad to force

the vote and they said i was committing

violence against them with my words

that's how scared they got

were you that sounds good you really

telling them to do what they ran on

that's violence that's how afraid they

were and all the things so they had

people write hit pieces on me in the

daily mag new york magazine newsweek

buzzfeed they tried to shut me down and

squelch me they made me trend on twitter

negatively they but they couldn't shut

me up and they couldn't stop me and they

don't know what to do with me because

again all the usual they have wikipedia

putting smears on me that i can't get

cnn's calling me it's unbelievable

what's going on just a comedian a

pothead comedian in his garage what you

can do when you want to tell the truth

inside journalism and politics and you

can create a ruckus and i did and so now

everybody sees that those people are

fakers and they're corrupt and the

reason why i say they're corrupt is not

because they take corporate money and do

the bidding of corporations but they're

doing the bidding of their own career

right their own self-dealing yeah so if

i go along with the establishment i'm

going to get a book deal i'm going to

get speaking fees and i'm going to be in

congress first yeah this is what a lot

of people didn't understand

when sam cedar was like what do you mean

by selling out

again it's a lot easier to go with the

flow than stand against the grain

um just for your career just for you

know it's not just like

tangible things

like book deals it's just like

it's just a generally easier position to

be in instead of having to fight all the

time right

um it's like surrendering instead of

fighting it's the same thing you know

um

it's it's it's uh it's even the

validation that you get

from being accepted

by the mainstream media and being

accepted by society and

that's really what it's about it's about

it's an issue of trust

politics is about trust right it's about

um do i want to like wager on getting

the trust from the people or do i want

to get my validation and trust

from the status quo and that's what's

going to interpolate me so a lot of a

lot of people actually don't understand

how class interests in media work and

you kind of have to have

an understanding of psychoanalysis to do

that

class interest in media doesn't work

specifically by direct forms of bribery

because i could be conning them you know

i could be conning them you almost take

this money and do use it for a good

cause

class interest in media is not directly

about money it's not even directly about

power

it's specifically about which

types of validation and

interpolation are you going to get are

you gonna like allow your image and your

selfhood to be defined

um

like for example right if i

started to like pander to destiny and

the dgg people

it's not just that i would gain more

materially i mean as a matter of fact to

be completely honest with you i probably

wouldn't gain materially from doing that

i probably would not gain materially i'd

probably lose subs and lose money

but the reason why it would be lucrative

to me and it would make me a coward to

do that

is because

it would be a safer bet of not being as

under fire that i am right it it would

make i would have to doubt myself a lot

less because i could just like be like

okay well this is i don't have to put my

skin in the game and and take this risk

like there would be a lot less problems

for me right so a lot of people get this

confused they're like well i mean how

can you say that this comedian is being

brave when they're making so much money

dave chappelle making all this money joe

rogan making all this money uh they're

making a ton of money and you're saying

that they're against the establishment

well then why are they making well

forget about the money that they're

making because

i mean um

money itself

when you're a media personality

uh

is not going to define the decisions you

make to chill it's about risk it's not

about money it's about risk

they make that money because they risk

more right so okay they're making more

money because they took the risk

but it's a lot easier to be a little

[ __ ] and be a little coward and not

take risks and just go with the status

quo and go with whatever the mob is

saying

and you won't make as much money but

you you will be taking way less risks as

far as your career and as far as saving

face

um

and as far as like what world and

universe you decide to belong to you're

gonna be a lot more comfy

and you're going to be

under a lot less fire

um and you're going to be able to um and

to just be generally be more comfortable

and and safer right

um

you're gonna not ha you're not gonna be

taking a risk in something that doesn't

exist yet

so

you know

that's really what it's about

uh it's about taking the risk of

something that's not existing yet

like there's no formula to this to

making money off of this [ __ ] there's no

formula

i do make a lot of money

but

i mean this is a lot 1450 subs is a lot

the reason i sometimes sound ungrateful

is not because i'm i'm not grateful for

it but just because

you know in reality it's not enough to

support myself in the long term it's i'm

genuine being completely honest it's not

right

go full time

um i mean even part-time is it's it's

tough

right

because part-time is like

like

there's not when when you have a it's

not like you can have two careers right

dan was laughing at you in that convo

with dylan destiny two on your training

okay quote me can you dm can you whisper

me what you're talking about

specifically so i can react to it

can you clip it or tell me give me a

time stamp of a vod

which first of all what vod should i be

looking at

and

um

what should i be looking out for

because i'll [ __ ] um react to it

tomorrow too is it in destiny's vod

so if it's in destiny's vod i can look

for it too just give me a timestamp and

i'll i'll

find it

these are disagreements on the question

all right slow down and do not speak to

me in that tone i don't

totally gonna go back and keep talking

first and then

you linked it

okay you linked me the time

stamp um

854.11 okay

check it out

8.54

okay

you're a theater mode

okay we'll we'll look at it

it kind of sounds like you it kind of

sounds like you're kind of [ __ ] with

her mental whenever you're buying her

[ __ ]

so are you here to try and [ __ ]

debate me because believe me when i say

that i do not the advice of [ __ ]

stealthy catfish okay the [ __ ] guy

who has a [ __ ] peppo in his [ __ ]

picture can't even get past the wrong

vod

are you sure this is the wrong vod

okay hold on

give me a sec

give me give me a sec

um

give me your [ __ ]

so technically

but you're you're correct though yes

you think that uh infrared had any

intention whatsoever of boxing hero was

he just hoping that you were gonna [ __ ]

out the whole way um

i mean he challenged other people

so this is another stupid [ __ ] thing

that that he's a oh you've challenged

other people i've challenged one person

which was bad empanada

and clipped this and put this on [ __ ]

record i've accepted a boxing match with

vosh

on the condition that there's a prize

money of like fifty thousand eight

that's what i was offered would you box

boss for a 50 000 prize money or 80 i

don't remember the exact amount of

course i [ __ ] would and why did i

challenge bad empanada to a match

because bad empanada was [ __ ]

harassing me non-stop endlessly and if

you do that of course i'm gonna want to

settle it one way or another i'm sick of

dealing with you talking [ __ ] and and uh

you know adding me on twitter just

saying all this [ __ ] like you clearly

have a problem so let's settle it right

dylan

wasn't doing that if dylan was behaving

in the way that bad empanada was

then

of course i would challenge him myself

and vice versa if i was going after

dylan and harassing him non-non-stop on

twitter and he decided to then challenge

me to a boxing match yeah that would

probably be justified right

um and he's going to go ahead and say

well how's that one day you were really

going hard at me on twitter yeah in the

aftermath of everything after you had

already [ __ ] done it but if you just

challenged me to a boxing match and i

really don't have

there's like nothing going on between us

there's a lot less of a burden for me to

have to even accept it in the first

place but the thing is that i did accept

it

you just lied and concealed the fact

that you had experience which changed

the [ __ ] rules and changed the game

and now it's going to be [ __ ] mma so

you know

but these people love to just talk in

chit chat they just love talking and

chit chatting and sitting around and

[ __ ] running their [ __ ] mouth

about [ __ ]

and

please remember to clip all this [ __ ]

and save all this

for when the fight actually does happen

because

they deserve to eat [ __ ] over the

[ __ ] stuff they're they just keep

talking and talking hazard is not going

to do it has is not going to do it so

what happens when it does [ __ ] happen

do you lose face do you lose anything

does anything [ __ ] happen is there

any [ __ ] consequence what happens

when it does [ __ ] happen are you

gonna come out and admit you look like a

stupid little [ __ ] i'd never call you

that but hypothetically somebody would

sound like that

who

talks all this [ __ ] about jose and then

it does [ __ ] what then

you know how about you stop running your

[ __ ] mouth

and uh stop me setting yourself up to

look like a [ __ ] idiot

go ahead and keep setting yourself up to

look like a [ __ ] dumbass

you know my word against yours well my

words gonna prove to be a lot

more [ __ ] valuable than yours then

because you're directly saying [ __ ] that

you don't know

you know a smart person would just be

like okay we'll see i don't know we'll

see

but why do people have this tendency to

just speculate about [ __ ] they don't

have any remotely any clue about you

don't know anything about me you don't

know who the [ __ ] i am whatsoever you

only know me through my [ __ ] streams

and my debates you don't know who the

[ __ ] i am why are you so willing to like

what i really think is gonna happen is

you don't [ __ ] know so just say we'll

see that's what i [ __ ] say

i always say we'll see that's what i

[ __ ] say when i don't know anything

but like the people he's challenged are

people like like bad empanada so i'm

which is the only person

or the record that i've challenged

or the record pretty sure he's like

i don't know like very carefully like

choosing like

no i think the reason i challenged bad

empanada was because of the extent to

which he was [ __ ] harassing me and

[ __ ] does the truth even matter guys

does it even [ __ ] matter with this

[ __ ] lying [ __ ] this guy's a [ __ ]

liar he's a lying [ __ ] but does truth

even [ __ ] matter

it's like it's very clear the reason i

challenged bad empanada was because of

his non-stop ceaseless harassment of me

on twitter he would not leave me the

[ __ ] alone

so obviously i want to [ __ ] settle it

in some kind of [ __ ] way right

so but he's over here and he's saying

that i challenge that empanada because

he's a small guy

no i would have done that to literally

anyone who was behaving in the way that

he did

the thing is

everything that he says is fair and true

100 yeah but it super depends on how he

phrases things

like if if i would go out and i would be

like hey like i think it would be we

should box like hassan no not probably

somebody else i like i want to box you

right because they think it would be fun

we'll train it's like a grudge match or

whatever and we do that we both travel

like a month or two and you're like

streamer that's fun but if you find out

they'll experience like okay well hold

on this is like not even now let's

that's yeah we'll find somebody

different

but that's not what haas was presenting

it as he was presenting as like this is

a show of my alpha manliness that we're

gonna like duke it out to figure who's

the better man and now at that point you

can't like appeal to like the athletic

sport of it once you kind of like this

is the most stupid [ __ ] thing i've

ever heard destiny say because it's a

boxing match which means you're going to

be submitting to rules that severely

restrict what you're allowed to do

i think you're missing the fact that

boxing is a restrictive sport it's a

sport with rules that restrict your

ability to do things you would otherwise

be able to do in a [ __ ] street fight

which is why i emphasize it's not a

street fight and i'll give you an

example of this

in boxing

oftentimes judges will decide a winner

based on for example how many punches

you got in and how much points

the winner isn't decided based on a a

raw show of dominance where you just

completely

you know

dominate the other person that is what's

happening in the ko but even when

there's no ko you know sometimes a ref

can come in and just say okay it's over

some you know boxing is a very weird

sport with rules it's not a pure show of

dominance okay so when destiny is saying

oh you can't appeal to that if you're

saying this is a show of manhood and not

just a sport yes you can because as a

sport it is not a pure show of dominance

or a pure show of manhood whatsoever the

closest thing to that would be a street

fight that's what a street fight would

be in a boxing match you have to submit

to rules that heavily restrict what

you're allowed to do so on that basis

you do have to train for it accordingly

right

um

here's the other thing uh destiny and

you're saying that i'm you know this is

destiny in his most bad faith and and

dishonest uh

you know

and i'd like bring this up to me

okay well then why why be so [ __ ] bad

faith who who said specifically that

this is a test of alphanus and mount and

manliness it was dylan who in person

when i was right next to him said that

i'm not a real man

so destiny you're wrong i did do the

thing you first said which is okay you

have training so now that changes it and

we i have to figure it out now right

like it's not going to be boxing anymore

how long do i need i there's more things

i have to figure out and i never said

there's no fight by the way

but there's just more things i have to

sort out now

it's dylan who because i said that claim

that i'm not a real man

well if you want to talk about a real

man

you're talking about a street fight

so

if you're not willing to have a street

fight [ __ ] your stupid [ __ ] mouth

about me not being a real man because i

am literally right next to you don't

call a man don't go to a man and say

you're not a real man and then when he

tells you let's take it outside

say are you threatening me

but no one [ __ ] focused on how bad

that made dylan look when it comes to

optics if you come to me and say you're

not a real man and i tell you to take it

outside and then you go are you

threatening me right now

you look like a [ __ ] you look like

objectively a [ __ ] little [ __ ] right

but somehow i'm the one who who looks

bad in this [ __ ] situation it's so

[ __ ] dishonest it's [ __ ] insane

you know it's so [ __ ] dishonest

postured in that way i don't think you

can do that you know

except dylan and i would never uh

comment on his uh you know appearance

which is actually very uh relevant here

he's the one who started posturing he's

the one who said you're not a real man

if you want to test my manhood

don't talk about a [ __ ] boxing match

don't even talk about an mma match right

because you're saying that right now i'm

so

to be clear guys when you know when he

said like we'll do an mma match and then

i said an mma match is not a street

fight why was i focusing so much on a

street street fight which by the way is

legal in texas let's keep in mind it's

legal in texas

because i was addressing what you said

right then and there to my face which is

that i'm not a real man

we're talking about what you just said

if you want to test manhood

do not talk about sports

right then and there you have to [ __ ]

do something or you're a little [ __ ]

[ __ ] you're a little [ __ ] [ __ ] if

you say someone's not a real man

and then cry about how do you then don't

[ __ ] talk about someone's manhood

right we're not talking about the sport

we're not talking about if there's going

to be a boxing match or if there's going

to be an mma match

it's clearly still on my itinerary but

right then and there here and now

if you say i'm not a real man and you're

not willing to go outside

you're a little [ __ ] [ __ ] right

a ufc fight or a sorry mma fight or a

boxing fight in the future isn't gonna

prove anything

okay

um

what's gonna prove something is here and

now you said something with your tongue

you said you're not a real man house you

used your tongue to say something

so back it up you're not gonna [ __ ]

back it up in a fight in the future

back it up here and now

right

that's what it was about back it up

then and there or what you just uttered

with your tongue with your mouth

makes you a [ __ ] makes you a [ __ ]

less than not being a real man it makes

you a little [ __ ] [ __ ]

and dylan is a [ __ ] [ __ ] he is a

[ __ ] [ __ ] because he said i'm not a

real man

because of a sport when i was right in

front of him i called his [ __ ] bluff

and he didn't do [ __ ] and you can go

ahead and say hi as you know dylan's not

gonna do that

i am a lebanese man from dearborn

michigan

don't [ __ ] think i bluff

don't [ __ ] think it is beyond the

realm of possibility for me to have a

legally sanctioned street fight

in the middle of [ __ ] dallas texas

outside of a [ __ ] hotel room you

don't i'm not like you who follows rules

i'm not like you who uh is sane

by your definition don't [ __ ] assume

you understand who the [ __ ] i am okay

all hands you know

really do i know that do i know that i'm

willing to take that risk dylan i don't

think i [ __ ] know that you're not

willing to do that

i don't think i'm i know that i think if

you're saying i'm not a real [ __ ] man

i'm willing to put a lot on the [ __ ]

lion actually and stop giving a [ __ ]

it's just that you're not you still give

a [ __ ] which makes you a [ __ ]

has you only challenged dylan because

you know he wasn't gonna do it

actually no i didn't know that

i really didn't know that

and the fact that he wasn't he proved he

was a [ __ ]

let me put it this way what if dylan

said yes let's go outside do you think i

wouldn't have gone outside

do you think let's say he said okay i'll

see you outside i said okay i'll see you

dylan

you don't think what do you think i

would have done you think i would have

just stayed inside

please try to read my mind try to read

my [ __ ] mind try to read my [ __ ]

mind go ahead

read my [ __ ] mind

see if i'm not crazy

so that's all these [ __ ] people do is

they speculate about [ __ ] they don't

know and don't [ __ ] understand that's

all they [ __ ] do that's literally all

they know how to [ __ ] do speculate

about [ __ ] they don't know and they

don't understand

when you use this crazy language you're

not a real man

where i come from i expect substance to

be behind that claim if there's no

substance behind the claim you are a

[ __ ] [ __ ]

a [ __ ] sport event in the future has

nothing to do

with what you just if you say someone's

not a real man because they don't

[ __ ] agree to a sport with you

but that's the thing people thought when

i said that that i was implying i'm not

gonna do it but that's not what i was

saying what i'm saying is

you are not justified in saying

someone's not a real man if they don't

want to have a boxing or mma match with

you

that's what i was addressing if you say

i'm not a real man you take it outside

or you shut the [ __ ] up and admit you're

a little [ __ ]

i didn't say i'm not doing a boxing

match or i'm not doing a [ __ ] mma

match and that really needs to be

[ __ ] hammered home nobody [ __ ]

said that wasn't happening what i

[ __ ] said

is that that has nothing to do with

proving who's a real [ __ ] man when

i'm literally two feet in front of you

what it's [ __ ] about

[ __ ] burns dylan [ __ ] burns you

[ __ ] [ __ ]

somebody said in chat has says he's

training every single day for the mma

fight well that's news to me never told

me about that

how many um c4s

through sheet metal is it just one

no

it's and by the way dylan called me a

[ __ ] [ __ ]

on chud lodge extreme he called me a

[ __ ]

he directly called me a [ __ ] he said

haas is a [ __ ]

your streamer's a [ __ ]

yes are you sure it's not four for the

like high qual metal doors that's eight

oh no oh metal doors is for um two sorry

there you go okay is that it is that

what about dan where does dan chime in

is this all i'm dealing with

quote me

what will physically fighting actually

accomplish

okay everlasting

if someone says you're not a real man to

my [ __ ] face i expect there to be

substance behind that

that it's that simple it's then and

there i expect substance behind it it's

that simple

agreeing to a box that has nothing to do

with it at that point nothing

what do you want

through sheet metal walls or sheet metal

floors sheet metal doors is oh that's

one

okay well it's technically half sorry

went from eight to four to one jesus

was on the other side you'd get whooped

which is why i agreed to a fight with

dylan because

he's not zerka

but zurko's been saying that he wants to

face dylan which dylan would probably

reject that

reject that right

but it's interesting is sort of let me

get this straight if dylan rejects a

proposal to have a boxing match with

zurka will dylan admit he's not a real

man

just out of curiosity

pushing p okay you're just all over them

asap bro

oh god those looks

so bad

yeah but they're better for navigating

around your base

another

oh

no no no i'll go

oh you'll go yeah i'll go uh what you

should do

is go out into the ocean and farm there

you'll get a lot of okay this is [ __ ]

stupid this is [ __ ] stupid

anyway guys

um

yeah being a destiny orbiter does not

pay i mean like you do look at how my

[ __ ] views

hold on

anyway guys uh

i'm very tired

we stream for about three hours today

i'm gonna get my internet sorted out

i wanna stay like this forever

i have to see you guys

stay like this

we're gonna go ahead and raid this girl

bye guys i'll see you tomorrow