ANNOUNCING THE NEXT ARC OF INFRARED [2021-08-30]

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justin bieber you know like that kind of

[ __ ] you know

that's what they're into they're into

like

kpop type

look and

you know what i mean you look they're

into the more pretty boy look in high

school you know

so it really don't matter in high school

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yeah like skinny you know

yeah

it doesn't really start to matter until

you're in your 20s that's what i think i

mean maybe wrong

i don't know

it doesn't hurt but

actually i don't know dude i remember in

high school like the super super buff

guys were just seen as like

weird because it's like dude you're

really old you know

it's like they're too old you know

it's too serious and too old

thank you respect

no i don't know

i don't know

dude i'm telling you it don't matter

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i think height is like way more

important in high school in high school

height is very important you know

or maybe i got it backwards but height

helps a lot in high school definitely

that will help you a lot

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not too tall but like taller than

average helps you know

but probably not too tall

thank you satirical appreciate you

shaking in their boots

i got a lot to talk about today

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i need a [ __ ] haircut man

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i need a [ __ ] i hate how my [ __ ]

hair looks

i hate it man i [ __ ] hate it i cannot

wait till i get a haircut man

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take off your tank top it's safe

is it safe

is this safe

i will take off my shirt if it's safe

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i thought this okay this is where we're

starting i thought you were done with t5

why are you giving him so much attention

dude

if you throw a [ __ ] rabbit in front

of a tiger the tiger's gonna chase the

rabbit

and

you guys i've spent i spent a lot of my

time

on the internet when i was younger

debating ultras

ultras and left comms

and i used dude i used to write books

responding to these people and [ __ ]

destroying them wrecking them flooring

them dude you have no [ __ ] idea

i literally just cannot help it it's

like an instinct i just have to crush

and dominate ultras it's just an

instinct i have i've always had it

even before i came to marxism leninism i

was never an ultra i was never an ultra

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i'll tell you what i was into before uh

marxism leninism

i was into lars lee

i was into lars lee

you know who that is

they're basically called the marxist

center

no

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no

the the people in cosmonaut magazine

i think they all went to cosmonaut

magazine

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they're basically uh

people who

they're called they call those the

marxist center basically that's what

they call themselves

i used to be into that

yeah and then the people call them

neokotskians right

but it's it's misleading because

katsuki-ism would be

post-war

post-world war ii which is when the

revisionism you know was clear but

before world war before world war one

uh

kotsuki was the pope of marxism right so

the the marxist center they want to

return to the roots return to kotsuki

um

return to the party form that was built

during the period of the second

international

and

i was i was never thought i was never

too into it but i was i was more

affiliated with that

um

before i was a marxist leninist

actually lars lee is the one

who really helped me along this path

away from lars lee himself

um

philosophically i was

i was philosophically i was a

rationalist

superintendent and political practically

i really agreed with those guys from the

marxist center

um i'm gonna talk about danda in a

second

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but i spent a huge chunk of my time

[ __ ] blowing the [ __ ] out of ultras

ultras are the dumbest [ __ ] people

there are ultra leftism is the biggest

but you all know what's [ __ ]

terrifying guys and why i'm back onto

this arc so there used to be the

anti-vegan arc i'm gonna do the

anti-leftcome arc and i'm gonna ease

into that and i'm debating that [ __ ]

guy too on politically provoked

finally no more twitter awards we're

just gonna debate

and that that's gonna be what settles it

but

so in my past

i was really i know all the left calm

path

i used to be an ultra

in high school for like a year i used to

be into that edginess like yeah

i'm gonna look i'm gonna tell you guys

what is leftcom what does it mean i'm

gonna explain it to you don't worry

we're gonna i'm gonna talk to you about

not a lot of you know what it means

right

but i'm starting to notice i'm starting

to perceive

that this is going to be the future

this is going to be the future for the

current left so

right now

we're on the chomsky phrase most

leftists

are chomskians right

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um

did you ever put on a mouse suit no i

was never like that so listen

with the rise of china and the changing

historical circumstances

um

the increasing hostility thank you

jennifer

the increasingly hostility the democrats

in biden have for leftists

i'm going to make a prediction

all of the popular leftists bread tube

hassan vaush

left calm is going to be the next step

it's going to be the next step

you know what you know about my

prediction about fascism

it's going to come from the dsa and it's

going to come

leftcom is the

no one's going to admit this [ __ ] to you

let me tell you something so

there's a tendency on the internet

that's been around for a few decades

and it's called left communism

and they're they're basically ultra

leftists right

i'll explain more later

um yeah left cons and mlms but these

people

have no historical practical relevance

except and this is true

being gateways between marxism and

fascism

so it's a way to be a gateway between

the left and the far right basically

left comms are the gateway drug

from

being a lefty to being a fascist

more nozzles no don't worry about the

nas ball but interestingly if you read

lenin's work left-wing communism and

infantile disorder he literally

critiques the national bolsheviks

under the umbrella of being ultra

leftist

left communists so for lenin the

national bolsheviks were left on left

comms

in that book

because of their ultra left response to

the treaty of versailles

and lenin identifies it as an ultra left

deviation

so that's an interesting thing

and then there's another thing i don't i

have no hatred for her but amy theresa

is also pi listen

look

whatever anyone is gonna say about amy

theresa

i will give her one thing

amy is a person on twitter who is

consistently ahead of her time i'll tell

you that much amy is consistently ahead

of her time

and right now she is

fully getting into this left left calm

stuff right

now

i don't think personally left communism

is a theoretical threat

but

so for me personally no but in terms of

what's going on

um

for the left

and for like

these internet phenomena i think it's

gonna be the next wave

it's gonna be the next wave basically

left comms are gonna be the next big

thing

um

that's what i think

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so i'm gonna i'm gonna make start making

moves to move ahead and really crush

this [ __ ] in its cradle

and i i already have a lot of written

works

against left against ultra leftists

but

it's just that i don't agree with all of

it you know what i mean so i have to

see what i could do but

david lane

used to be considered a left comm type

yeah whatever

um

well here's i'll tell you the specific

theoretical significance i think

left com will be

we're not gonna have another one tonight

no it's sunday dude it's a sunday night

um yes yeah it's like that was a

saturday night dude

please explain how you think left com is

a path to fascism

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that's what's interesting is because i

will tell you what left com is right

forget about the history i can get into

that too but as an internet phenomena

i'm gonna explain to my experience

with left-wing communism right

so

when you first get into communism

um you're a tanki

that's how it used to be right you like

the soviet union and you like the anthem

and the marches and that's what you're

into

but then you learn oh wait

that wasn't real communism communism

actually means rainbows and butterflies

and that's what i call the chomsky face

so there's different phases to this

first you get into it you're a tanky and

then you get into the chomsky rainbows

and butterflies phase right

but then something interesting happens

actually this is what really needs to be

investigated

after the chomsky phase

it's almost like you perform

a negation of a negation

but it's ends in negation

like

instead of arriving at a positive

reconciliation you still

the negation of the negation is just

leading to another form of the unhappy

consciousness and that form

after the chomsky phrase so basically

let me break it down like this chomsky

phrase rainbows and butterflies and then

something interesting happens you you

mature and you go

you know this world is not rainbows and

butterflies

we need the revolutionary dictatorship

in the totalitarian

dictatorship

and

workers emancipation and freedom

also means the most ruthless

totalitarian

so you become more edgy it's a path to

edginess right

specifically the bordega people the

people who are not affiliated with

bordega the other left comes

they they just prolong the chomsky

phrase right but it's the board of

border people or the trotsky people

right border gotrotsky

they're very similar pathologies

um for people

they will then

basically uh

they will get rid of their childish

naivety and they'll just become edgy

right

and i think this is the final evolution

of leftism

uh in terms of this beginning with

liking the soviet anthem

to

that's not real communism it's never

been tried

finally too yes it's not real economy

has ever been tried but the issue is

this is what left communists will say

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the problem with lenin

and the problem with stalin

was that they weren't extreme enough

you know like that's where they're

coming from you know

and i remember as a kid

as an angsty teenager i remember myself

as an angsty teenager

there was something so satisfying about

being able to like

feel like you

you're even more revolutionary than

stalin what you what see let me explain

to you how it works as a kid i just want

to dumb this down to you guys you want

to

get the pure and undistilled form

of revolutionary energy right

you want the pure form of that

like you you clearly see that there's

something revolutionary about marxism or

stalinism or whatever but you want the

pure form you don't you don't want that

[ __ ] to be mixed in with other you want

that pure

cocaine you don't want it to be mixed in

with other [ __ ] that's gonna dilute you

want that pure essence right

and left comms

articulate that essence in the form of a

supposed knowledge so

they end up thinking that

oh the reason stalin wasn't radical

enough is because

he was too scared of the true

revolutionary implications of reading

the real theory the world corrupts the

purity of the revolutionary soul

stalin was a worldly corruption of the

real undistilled revolution you know

that's where they're coming from

so they end up having this idea that

like stalin just didn't read enough

theory he didn't know about the theory

and as every adolescent believes and

this is what every adolescent believes

it doesn't matter we could talk about it

in terms of politics or anything else

every adolescent believes

that they possess a knowledge adults

don't have you just don't understand me

you don't get it

you don't get all these

revolutionary changes going on in my

body i'm growing pubic hair and my voice

is dropping and no one understands me no

one understands me

and that's how they

that's how they think about the world

and that's how i think about historical

figures stalin just didn't get that

because he just didn't get it

but what they don't understand is we do

get it because we've been there we just

know that that's not a long like you

have to grow up eventually right

so we do get it you know

like we we are the way we are because

we've overcame that phase you

know um

a lot of people don't understand this

and this is going to sound

really crazy

but i'll explain

a lot of times i say [ __ ] because of the

effect of the irony and people are like

that doesn't make sense because

fascism is far right

and ultra legends and also left how can

fashion can be altered left and like the

reason i say

ultra leftism

fascism is ultra left

is for

the counter-intuitive effect of the

irony like that was that's how marxist

talk that's how marx himself would talk

when marx talks about

you know um

the party the the monarchist party of

the republic or whatever the ancients

he's he's you he knows they're

contradictory the whole point is that

contradictions are real and that's the

effect of irony

right that's marx's writing style

um yes actually fascism

comes from the same pathology as ultra

leftism fascism does try to be a pure

and undistilled form

of rebellion

and uh discontent with the world in in

the same way that ultra leftism is

fascists do try and say things like

the bolsheviks weren't really

revolutionary they were controlled by

the big bankers were the true

revolutionaries we're the real edgy kind

of people

like

i think you need to guys you need to

understand that

fascism

he was happy to see me

did come from ultra leptism historically

like objectively it actually did i'm not

even lying about that

but let me tell you specifically how the

fascism

part will play into it

eventually

you str you you adopt

this straw man of what marxism is and

communism is and that's what left comms

do

and they

so let me come on let me quickly shut

off the music so left comms are gonna

adopt this straw man

of what marxism is that makes it

obviously unreasonable and obviously

at odds with reality but they're so edgy

they're gonna adopt that right

all fascists then all it takes to become

a fascist is to comment and be like

hmm

but wait a second nations are real

families are real

the notion that classes will just

disappear is ridiculous therefore we

need fashion them

but the ultra leftists are the ones who

made all those infantile ridiculous

assumptions in the first place and then

all it takes is for the fascist all it

takes to become a fascist is just to

grow up and realize actually those

things that is ridiculous you know what

i mean

like i debated a self-proclaimed fascist

he called himself

zoltanius and the the people who

prepared zoltanius for the debate with

me were all left comms because zoltanius

was trying to say

that stalin's ussr was not socialist and

that stalin was a revisionist against

marx and left communists agree with that

but

they just come to different conclusions

the left communists say that's a bad

thing and zolt says it's a good thing

right

but all it takes to become zolt is just

to grow up and realize like yeah the

the expectations left comms have about

reality have obviously been disproven by

history they're not reasonable

expectations they're not grounded in in

reality and that's what zolt will

respond to those people by saying but

they share the same fundamental

um

epistemic foundation as far as the

subject matter that they're talking

about

so i think left com

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he has a mental disability

well he actually agreed to debate me

through politically provoked

so i am going to debate that kid

and it is a kid by the way i think

they're a teenager like they're they

can't be older than 19 or 18.

um

but here's the thing i wasn't that at 19

years old i had i had mastered hagel's

system at 19. i mastered hegel's system

at 19.

at 19

i was dunking on left comms and

trotsky's every [ __ ] day

at 19

you know i i often found myself

defending the soviet union in china

um

even though i wasn't a marxist leninist

i would defend them against ultra

leftist critics

but i thought i had my own unique

criticism and that they were just

getting it wrong right

why weren't you getting [ __ ] at 19 and

reading this stuff

i was getting [ __ ] at 19 believe it or

not

i actually was

what do you think about the nordic model

look

um

bread tube are sock dems or whatever

democratic socialists right

but there is going to be an increasing

rift between the democrats and the left

wing of the democratic party

between biden and the left wing of the

democratic party you're going to find an

increasing rift

and leftists their next cop is going to

turn they're going to turn to ultra

leftism so they're going to denounce

electoralism altogether

and they're basically going to

they're going to become ultra leftists

right and at that point

um a lot of interesting paradoxes are

gonna start happening

at that point

uh

i don't know what to how i could predict

the future but

we might

there let me tell you guys you want to

know an interesting prediction

just to show you how

incredible dialectics are

there it might be foreseeable

at some point in the future

that everything

flip-flops

the breadth people become enemies of

biden

and

we basically think bite it isn't so bad

as ml's

just to show you how

i'm not saying that's gonna happen but

i could kind of see it happening you

know

i could kind of see it happening

like um actually biden ain't so bad

the ultra leftists

you know what i mean

i could see that happening

we're nowhere we're nowhere near that

right now

but i just want to show you like

how much dialectics are important you

have to understand everything can change

the whole situation can change

you know

why

um

it's not that i think biden would be

like an ally

i just think he would just he could come

to like represent an empty vessel one

that is going to collapse and dissolve

but i don't know

the deep state media is already going

against biden for his withdrawal from

afghanistan i did notice that

i did notice that

yeah it's like the war issue is starting

to shift

you know

that's the uh le guys do not take never

take political alignments for granted

the left becomes right and the right

becomes left and that right becomes the

altar left and the ultra left becomes

the ultra right and it's always flip

flopping and shifting and that's reality

you have to understand it's never fixed

there's all sorts of ironies

involved in this you know

thank you uh guap bag thank you good

books or resources to learn more about

marxism leninism

uh

don't worry about it for now

i think at this point

marxism leninism just means having the

maturity to acknowledge

that

there there are

that that mark that there's something

there's something called marxism

leninism which has been a very useful

method to clarify the experiences of

actually existing socialism

and and it's not some abstract doctrine

no one wants to be accused of having an

abstract doctrine but really it's not an

abstract doctrine full of

self-referential axioms like marxism

literally is supposed to refer to some

kind of reality that like that is

actually concretely unfolding

in marx's time that was the

international and the parties that he

was participating in i mean the

organizations he was involved in and the

german

social democrats eventually and the

bolsheviks and then the proletarian

dictatorships and the communist parties

like

marxism has no reality outside of this

experience there's no reality of marxism

outside of the real and concrete

experience of marxism itself right

um

so

to understand marxism leninism

you're not really going to

get to the essence of it through books

um you have to study you have to have

familiarity with

history and

with how the countries like china work

now and that's what's going to give you

an idea of what marxism leninism is it's

like there's no book that's going to

teach you what it is

there's no like theoretical doctrine

that's going to teach you what it is

it only makes sense in reference to

reality you know

um

yeah there's no like incantation or any

you know like

actual

essence

you're gonna

the essence is not a text okay

um

if you wanna think about it like this

actually i won't get into that example

but

yeah i can really see the ultra leftism

coming at odds with biden

only to do a loop-de-loop and then

become the vanguard of the democratic

party

uh to replace biden

well i don't know i really don't know

what to predict

i do think

the two parties are gonna collapse i

think the two-party system is gonna

collapse the democrats as we know it are

going to collapse the republicans as we

know them are gonna collapse so

there will be a third party but maybe

the third party will be a fascist third

party

that's

and left commune left communism as a

theoretical trend is going to be a

gateway

um that's that's going to justify

intellectually

purely by intellectual means i'm not

saying left com is going to be like this

huge cultural phenomena but in terms of

theory

i think bread tubers are going to

start to

consult theory more often

and

in this consultation they're gonna

basically be left comps right but left

communism is gonna set the stage for

fascism

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uh it's at least as far as the leftists

are concerned you know

i need you guys to understand

that historically historically left

communists were aligned with fascism

both of them were responses to the

breakdown of classical modernity and

forms of resistance to the breakdown of

classical modernity

thank you free kingdom they were

attempts to preserve

the dogmas of classical modernity so for

the left comms this is their strict

textualism in relationship to marx so

marx is obviously operating within the

period of classical modernity but left

comms are going to for example assume

that the essence of the marxist

proletariat and the essence of the

marxist concepts and theories are

self-contained textually rather than

possessing an active and suspended

relationship to

reality in its development

um and this and this uh

abs this this pure formalism this pure

textualism left comes possess toward

marxism

is given poetic

um

an aesthetic form in the form of fascism

so when fascists are glorifying

violence and war and destruction and all

encompassing annihilation all this kind

of you know [ __ ]

they are actually

um giving expression to the empty form

and the empty negation of classical

modernity

in a sense they're all liberals left

comms are liberals fascists are liberal

there are liberals in psychosis mode

um

for example i'll give you another

example of why ultra leftism and left

com

is essentially liberal

they take class

to mean

to be given expression at the level of

sovereign individuals so when left comes

talk about the proletariat or the

working class they're actually referring

to the sum total of

substantial individuals

who just possess some kind of strictly

individual relationship to reality right

whereas

when marx describes class or when

marxist leninists describe class

especially like in today's china

they're not describing

atomic substantial individuals who

merely have in common some kind of

relationship to the means of production

they're actually describing

um

a relation to the means of production

more fundamental than individuality

itself

like for example mark says

men and women make history but not that

they please they enter into relations

independently of their own will you know

these relations are super individual in

the sense that

this site of class reality is not the

individual

uh

class subject if that makes sense the

site of the class reality isn't

happening at the site of an individual

worker right the working class is a

real or concrete abstraction more

fundamental than the sum total of actual

workers so when left communists assume

marxist leninist to have committed a

grave betrayal of proletarian

dictatorship by eliminating the forms of

proletarian democracy

and

workers participation

there they still have a fundamental

ontological and epistemic and even

metaphysical liberal assumption about

the relationship between individuals and

collectivity

and if you go from to the very opposite

with people like boardiga border goals

will say the opposite he will go no the

the there is no discontinuity between

the proletarian masses and the form of

their organization it is

organically one and the same essence one

and the same thing

uh they are absolutely and totally the

same this is border goes totalitarianism

uh aboard it so it's two sides of the

same coin

left comes say

that

workers rule means workers directly get

to vote and control on things

individually right and then border goes

ahead and says no the representation

itself the organization itself

uh is organically a the totalizing form

of the proletarian class's

existence

but marxist leninists are against both

extremes and you could see how bordega

is very similar to uh

mussolini or hitler right it's it's it's

very much mirrors fascist

totalitarianism

which doesn't afford recognition between

the discontinuity between a state and a

people

uh or a party and a class if you want to

go the marxist route but marxist

leninists do recognize that this

continuity marxist leninists do

recognize a discontinuity between the

proletarian class and the form of its

representation

it's just that the only form of its

representation is the party but it has

an existence it has a reality that is

not synonymous with its political

reality right and likewise the people

have a reality that's not synonymous

with the reality of the state this is

why marxism leninism and stalinism are

not

totalitarian totalitarian if stalin if

stalinism was a totalitarian

then stalin would have considered the

soviet people and the state to be the

exact same he wouldn't have

believed in the importance of the cold

causes the collective uh property

he would just have everything be state

property because well the state is the

same as civil society and the people

anyway right but stalin didn't believe

that he believed there was an objective

and material discontinuity between them

and this is actually why

bordega critiques stalinism as bourgeois

bordega thinks that democracy merely

means acknowledging the material

antecedents of masses

in regards to the form of their

political representation

for border any acknowledgement of that

fact by a state is what makes it

bourgeois right

um

but bordega is the one who has the the

the pathology of bourgeois one-sidedness

right

border thinks

that

any acknowledgement of the discontinuity

means a belief in some kind of pure form

of the masses

unmediated or

not given representation and that's what

bourgeois democracy is right it's the

people just in the abstract with no

determinant reality

um

in the case of and guys it's an

education lesson guys i gave you dumb

[ __ ] yesterday yesterday i was a [ __ ]

dumbass i was doing dumb [ __ ] sit down

take some notes class is in session it's

not going to be the whole stream it's

just going to be for another you know a

few more minutes

just sit down and [ __ ] take some

notes i'm giving you free lessons free

education it's important stuff

so

border guard recognizes with bourgeois

democracy you have pure democracy right

the pure

abstract

indeterminate masses right

and border says no that's bourgeois

proletarian

dictatorship means instead of

recognizing the material antecedents of

masses whatsoever there is just the

proletarian class there is just the

proletarian class the people do not

exist only classes

but the problem with um

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i'm for the smart education yeah the

problem with bordega where he's coming

from

um when he states this is the fact that

acknowledging the people and not

immediately giving form to what the

people are

before before the fact of uh their

development arriving organically at an

indeterminate place

that is not the same as assuming the

people or the masses are a pure form

that exists for themselves abstractly in

the form like for example

in the soviet union in china they

recognize the people as a reality but

that doesn't mean they're saying that

people are just abstract and have no

determinate form they're not saying that

they're just saying that

they're not

premising the form of the people

uh

ideally or

super structurally whatever form that is

is going to be something material it's

not going to be something they impose on

reality theoretically or through their

head

it's going to be something that needs to

be

developed and emerge organically itself

acknowledging the people

independently of classes and stuff

doesn't mean you're saying the people

are

a form for themselves and

exist in and of itself as a pure form

and that that abstraction has to be set

against the determinate reality

the fact of the matter is that

the state of the whole people and the

proletarian dictatorship are perfectly

compatible because

a state of the whole people just means

yes

there is the people

um

and then

we can also address the form

of the people but there is a material

antecedent of the people

like our recognition

our proletarian consciousness does not

negate the fact that there is a material

premise antecedent to our consciousness

itself and that is the people

think about it right let me let me

explain this to you and then i'll move

on

i'm going to explain this very simply

you have

the people

and then you have the marxist approach

ah but the people are divided into

classes and this may very well be true

but

when you create a proletarian party you

are doing more than just acknowledging

the fact that the people are divided

into classes

you are

creating a formal organ that gives form

and repr representation

to a specific segment of the people

right

when you do this

if you do not acknowledge the people as

a material reality

are effectively assuming

that the form of your party is already

inscribed in reality itself and doesn't

have to be built

it doesn't have to be built like you're

assuming that the reflexive organ of

representation already exists in reality

if you acknowledge the reality of the

people all you are acknowledging is that

before any formal representation of the

various forms and divisions of the

people

there is some kind of material reality

now what form that material reality is

you're not making an assumption of what

form it takes or what it is you're not

making that assumption you're not

substituting the abstraction of the

people for the determinate form that's

what bordega says but he can't justify

why he makes that assumption

bordega thinks

that in

stalinist the democracy and that

democracy

you're substituting the reality of class

with the reality of the people but

no such thing is happening by

acknowledging the reality of the people

all that you're acknowledging

is that

you do not immediately have access have

knowledge

um and moreover

you you do not immediately premise

the reality of the people on the basis

of the forms

of representation given to them

that's what it means that's all it

[ __ ] means it literally means nothing

more than

that um that's why for example

every proletarian dictatorship in

history every communist state in history

is not just the rule of the party

the party is not synonymous with the

state actually

in every communist state in history the

communist party and the state are

different so the communist party guides

and rules and ultimately rules the state

but actually the state still has form

there's still for example in china a

people's democracy

so china has a people's democracy with

various laws and

uh state uh

statesmen and officials who give

representation to the chinese people

and the communist party is

the party that rules this state but

they're not the same thing

so

in a proletarian dictatorship

you still have a people's

uh democracy

it's just that the proletariat prevails

as the privileged stratum

of the people

in guiding and directing the course

uh

of any given country's development

so you have an acknowledgement of the

material reality of the people on the

one hand and on the other hand you also

have an acknowledgement

that among the people there exists one

privileged class that

truly does stand for the universality of

the whole people and not just

the indeterminate and abstract form as

in bourgeois democracy so in this way

communism reconciles liberal democracy

by assimilating liberal democracy into a

higher form that form being the party

rule the rule of the party

because the problem with liberal

democracy was not democracy it wasn't an

acknowledgment of the people it wasn't

bourgeois rights in and of itself it was

the fact that these forms

eventually took themselves to be their

own content and out of this you have

something like fascism

right

all

the communists insist on is that there's

a contradiction between the form and the

content the form of the people is not

the same as the content but

acknowledging

the form of the people is still

necessary

even if it's not the same as what the

content is it's still necessary to

acknowledge the form

because if you don't acknowledge the

form of the people

without making assumptions about

its content you're not actually

acknowledging the content as the

proletarian class struggle you're just

substituting the form of the people for

the form of the proletariat it's still

an empty and negative form

so this is why

left communism leads to these two sides

of the same coin on the one hand

you have a very bred to basque like

councilism direct democracy

spontaneous spontaneity and that kind of

[ __ ] at democracy from below and then on

the other hand you have which is kind of

anarchistic and on the other hand you

have border gua who who says the

opposite that

communism means the totalitarian

dictatorship of the proletariat

absolutely with no democracy

these are two sides of the same coin in

the same way that anarchism was quite

literally the other side of the coin of

fascism and the reason fascists

literally arose out of anarchistic and

syndicalistic

uh trends

okay so

so dialectic thinking if you think

dialectically you'll be able to

understand that both extremes lead to

the same outcome they are both forms of

one-sided extremism

and they lead to the exact same outcome

the exact same outcome

so one side of the extremes only

acknowledge the form while other side of

the only acknowledge the content

in a sense

yes

but you can see how that that ends up to

the same result if you only acknowledge

content content in ver inevitably and

invariably becomes the same as form

right because you listen the

discontinuity between form and content

is objective whether you want to

acknowledge it or not so if you insist

upon the content of the proletariat over

and above the form of the people

effectively what you're saying is that

the proletariat is a form

it's not it's no longer a content it's a

form

uh likewise

if you only acknowledge the form

you're effectively saying the form and

the content are the same

right because you're treating the form

as the content

or if you're only acknowledging the

content you will inevitably treat the

content as a form

class division is an example of form

it depends on what angle you're looking

at from i would disagree that it's a

form how is it a form class division is

a content of the form class division is

the content of the form of the people

the empty form of the people

the people can also be a content

for example of a state

which claims to represent them right or

a monarchical state which explicitly

refuses to use in populism you say we

are for the people not because you're

referring to the form of the people the

established form but because there's a

deeper content of the people beyond the

one established but what that content is

in its determinate wealth and reality

you're not making an assumption you're

not making an assumption marxist listen

there's a specific marxist critique of

populism which says

oh populists talk about the people

instead of classes

but what they don't understand is that

when people talk about the people

they're actually insisting on the

content of the people over the

established form given to them

effectively denigrating the class

struggle they're not referring to it

directly but

they're doing something even more

fundamental than that they're actually

acknowledging that there is a content of

the people

beyond the established form

some kind of content and

that content by the way is not even just

the class struggle it's also the

national realities it's also uh

the

specific

uh how should i put it peasant-like

relationship the determinate

peasant-like relationship to production

primarily

um

like for example in any given country

there's there will prevail a specific

demotic

normal relation to production now in the

past it's small scale

agriculture it's a way of life that

defines the way the majority of the

people live and it's not just the same

as class

um

we can't

why can't constitutional monarchies be

effective communists

um

i think communism addresses the problem

of constitutional monarchy but

was i saying

the question is what is the meaning of

the people

and when left communists make the

assumption that their people is an empty

and indeterminate form they're wrong

that's an unjustifiable assumption

now

um

sorry

i'm [ __ ] my throat

but here's the real

really [ __ ] up thing

about why bordega is the biggest [ __ ]

idiot of the 20th century

and he it's not i'm not being serious

he's not that interesting to be that but

this is why anyone who reads border guys

a [ __ ] [ __ ]

and here's really the kill

shot i want you to think about something

and ask yourselves a question everyone

ask yourselves a question

why does marx

believe there is a significance to what

he describes as this emerging

proletarian class

portico wants you to believe that the

proletariat are like a different species

than everyone else

and that they have a

a specific cla nietzschean class

interest written in stone and they're

just fulfilling their class interest

they are the form and content

why does marx even think the proletariat

has any significance at all

because marx believes that the

proletariat epitomizes a decisive

a decisive

condition

of the people

of humanity not even just the people but

humanity

marx calls the proletariat

the ingenious soil of the people he

literally calls them that

he calls them the ingenious soil of the

people marx believes that in the soil of

the people

sorry that among the people

there is an ingenious soil that

represents

some kind of brilliance

of

the dialectic

end of history

there is a segment of the people

um

who arise

and who while at the same time of being

entirely estranged from their means of

production

uh

have nothing

whatsoever to

sell except their only means of

production their labor

their very own labor the very

essence of private property according to

marx

the subjective essence of private

property

is grinded down to its most absolute

form

which is just the commodity of labor

itself you have to sell your labor what

does it mean to sell your labor right

you sell things

that instantiate your labor to sell your

labor your raw and direct labor itself

in the abstract for marx

places the proletariat for the first

time

in history

as a unique and privileged

a class which represents the future

fourth as far as the people are

concerned

but it is still within the context of

something happening

among the people that the proletariat

has significance marx and engels do not

denounce populism or the people

i'm five nine you [ __ ] liars go [ __ ]

yourselves he doesn't say that

uh

because they wanna one-sidedly replace

the people with the proletariat it's

just that they're elaborating more that

it's not just the people that there's

also

the proletariat and why can't it just be

the people or just be the peasants by

the way

because if it's just the people or it's

just the peasants the question is then

begged as to what

real form or content the people

will actually assume in reality

what what is actually the content of

that

in reality

um

on the one hand it is you can have the

bourgeois democracy where there

absolutely is none and there cannot be

any that's acknowledged

on the other hand

as in the case of for example the

elevation of peasants to the status of

the revolutionary subject

what effectively happens is that

um

this elevation of

this specific form of the people and its

substantive content the peasants

effectively

instantiates a specific

subjective position in relation to the

world

on part of the intelligentsia giving

recognition to the peasants

which itself

is in no way imperiled has skin in the

game

or put to work in reality in other words

the reactionary or feudal socialists who

are trying to elevate the peasants to

the status of the revolutionary subject

are

turning the form of the peasantry's

instantiation which will inevitably

change and is on its way to changing

um

into an object of

i guess mental abstraction

even though in reality

such an object

is

being transformed

if that makes sense like they're trying

to freeze something in their heads

create a mental capture and freeze it

when in reality it's changing so the

effective um

the effective outcome of that is

yet again another form of uh

bourgeois subjectivity because they are

insisting upon again a negative abstract

and static

form at the expense of the real content

of reality in its development much in

the same way that in the case of

bourgeois democracy

they insist upon the pure democracy of

the pure people

despite the fact that the people are

undergoing a transformation

and have a content

which they inevitably must set against

that very content

and maybe they don't

uh

have to

in which case

you have the

harmony between the people's democracy

and a proletarian dictatorship

right because you can still have the

abstraction of the people while at the

same time acknowledging somehow

that this is not the end of the story

now many marxists have assumed this to

be

to mean something in the in the sense of

stageism right like when vows says well

marx was

presupposing the achievements of

liberalism and he thought those were

good things

and that communism was going to take

that even further

well no because

it's not a matter of a temporal

stage between bourgeois democracy

and then the proletarian dictatorship a

proletarian dictatorship sublates

bourgeois democracy and effectively

preserves what is actually real and

essential about

bourgeois democracy it ceases to be

bourgeois democracy not because its

material essence has been excised from

it or liquidated but because

its actual essence has been revealed

in the form of the development of the

class struggle into the proletarian

dictatorship

but in the 21st century the proletariats

are not in america

sam sami z

you have a fundamental misunderstanding

about what the proletariat means

okay

the reason you can't say that a country

has no proletariat

um

and there are of course upset exceptions

but

you need to understand that the

proletariat all the proletariat is

referring to

some kind of division

of the citizen

the bourgeois citizen

it's not as deep as you think

the proletariat doesn't necessarily mean

people who are

living in subsistence wages and who are

starving and who are poor

and who live in populism

um

the proletariat as far as its conceptual

significance for marx is concerned

merely attest to the fact

that there is a form more fundamental

than just the people that gives

expression to the very universality of

the people

in other words

even after we have equal rights as

citizens

there still remains

a fundamental division

that

prevents true

universality

and i need you

to understand the context of this

the context is the fact

that marx is responding to hegel's

philosophy of right

in which hegel was trying to argue

that the universal for that the state

is the universal form

of society's self-consciousness

and that is the universal form of the

expression of the people

the people have universality at the

level of the state for hagel

they have oneness at the level of the

state

uh likewise humanity has oneness at the

level of a specific state marx is trying

to argue that this is not the case that

the state

cannot possibly

um

give

expression to the universal interests of

a people

so he

elevates

this uh

he elevates

the reality of the proletariat of his

time to the level of a conceptual

significance

that was specifically meant to address

thank you mercurial adam

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that was meant to address the way in

which

the concrete universality of the people

has is arising from below at the expense

of the form of the state

you think

please do not use the word proletariat

and all this stuff because you have this

idea of

the poor and the the destitute and this

kind of that's not what it's referring

to

but at the same time you don't have to

go to the other extreme and be like

hassan and say things like

oh yeah there's labor billionaires and

that

lebron is a proletarian and obviously

like look

having a billion dollars is not

enough to like

theoretically negate

the reality of a proletarian

but

if someone has a billion dollars that's

a very

that's like an immediate hint that

either you should change the concepts

you're using because they're so at odds

with reality they have no

like why would we even care about having

a concept of the proletariat

if lebron is a proletarian

it loses its conceptual value in

relation to understanding our world

you know

are you saying there's between equal

rights for all and something like

proletarian rights

no actually because

proletarian rights is still operating

within the frame of bourgeois right it's

not that there's proletarian rights the

way in which the proletariat uniquely

um

rules

in a proletarian dictatorship

is not by extending the universal like

what vaush thinks extending the

universalism of the state to include

economic rights or proletarian rights

um

it actually really does sublate to the

form of uh the

universal uh bourgeois state

so no the the proletariat does not rule

by

giving itself rights uh by laws through

the state

that's not how a proletari a proletarian

dictatorship is a qualitatively

different type of state

than a bourgeois state

um

and this is what a lot of people have a

really hard time grasping is that a

proletarian state is really

um

really works in a different way than

just that now do rights remain under a

proletarian dictatorship yes but there

those rights are under the proletarian

dictatorship

proletarian dictatorship does mean party

dictatorship

i mean those are the same thing

it is the dictatorship of a party

um

which is elevated over the state and

over the forms instantiated within the

state

the rule of the party it's the party

itself

that instantiates the rule of the

proletariat it's not specifically or

necessarily

um

the rights given by the state

remember

the party

does

not ex

the party does not

uh

dispense rights

part the party doesn't give anyone

rights

the people's democracy will give people

people right the party the role of a

party is not to give people rights the

party is a more fundamental organ of

decision making in china and in the

soviet union

um

that

makes decisions and intervenes at a

level that universal states are unable

to

semi-related but did bortigus actually

deny the holocaust yes they did

um

portuguese wrote something called

auschwitz the great alibi

in which they claimed that

they alluded to the fact that

the holocaust was

you know

probably fabricated by the allies and

that even if it wasn't fabricated the

fact that the

that it was being given so much

significance and recognition

uh in western countries was because the

bourgeoisie was trying to distract

from the class struggle and from the

true

victims which is the proletariat

just [ __ ] like that you know that's

pretty much where they were coming from

what do you think about dugan's fourth

political theory i have a lot of

disagreements with it

not because i care about what leftists

think but

my disagreements with dugan

uh are when he makes one-sided

conclusions that's my issue with dugan

but dugan

is ultimately he's a russian thinker and

since he's a russian thinker

he thinks on a level

that i understand a lot and relate to a

lot more than

western thinkers

dugan thinks in terms of contradictions

he thinks in terms of um

deeper unconscious associations than

you know explicitly contrived

pure formalities so i understand dugan

on a very fundamental level and i agree

with his style a lot

it's just that uh

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for example here's here's a critique i

have of dugan this is one of my

critiques of dugan and um

i can get way more in depth into it but

this is just probably the the most

obvious one

why does dugan

call it the fourth political theory why

can't he just name what this theory is

why must it be fourth the the very

content of his project is just called

fourth political theory

for example communism did not call

itself the second political theory now

maybe fascism call itself the third

position

uh

but dugan just calls it the fourth

position

and it has no content beyond this

but i think i sympathize with why dugan

is adopting this perspective

um because dugan

wants to have a fundamentally kind of

postmodern by postmodern i mean

a contemplative and reflective stance in

regards to the experience of modernity

he wants to have the freedom to have

this uh reflectiveness about the modern

phenomena of

the 19th and 20th century

without

becoming bogged down in this kind of

dogmatic aesthetical forms

and i think dugan provides a lot of uh

value for marxist leninist in the 21st

century for that reason i share this

similar kind of stance as dugan in that

sense that

for me

i just insist to dugan that marxism

leninism the second position

is not just

the ideological and aesthetical

one-sidedness

that defined the soviet union in its

later years

mark

marxism leninism is compatible with

i guess the wealth

uh this is why for me

dugan doesn't really understand chinese

marxism but here's the thing

googan is a very he's way more

open-minded than many people assume

so for example

yes but he he no no

he sacrifices intelligence discussions

to shill for putin's russia no it's not

an accurate way to describe him

uh

dugan

is

not making definitive statements per se

if you read dugan's critique of marxism

all he states is that

soviet marxism specifically has failed

to address

very fundamental questions of modernity

and humanity and so on in history which

is true he's not wrong

and you also hear him talk about

his admiration for kind of the peasant

socialism of mao

so i think he is more open-minded than

people get him credit for it's not

really like uh he doesn't have a really

air he is just very and i very

reasonably

recognizing the fact that the soviet

style um marxist leninist official

ideology of the communist party of the

soviet union

insufficiently um

related to and described a fundamental

change

in the 1970s 1980s post high degree

whatever you want and he's right he's uh

he's ultimately right i agree with him

it's basically sort of traditional

look

my point is

um

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i don't know i think people just think

let me tell you that the west is an

inherently idealist

uh civilization

we live in an idealist civilization

because

we are always looking for the ideal

essence behind every

real phenomenon

so the reason why people talk about

dugan in the west is because they're

looking for the ideal essence

the theoretical essence of putin's

russia so when they see putin's russia

instead of actually

uh evaluating material realities of

putin's russia

they can just say oh that's dugan

dugan's behind all of that that's the

vibe it's just dugan right

uh they're always looking and it's the

same thing for

why vaush and the rest of them talk

about fascism they're looking for the

ideal essence behind the trump

phenomenon they say oh it's fascism it's

nazism

uh

every time they're

faced with a phenomena they attempt to

locate an ideal essence but one of the

big critiques someone like

uh

heidegger has of this kind of approach

is that

when in the west we

superimpose some kind of ready-made form

or essence behind a phenomenon

um

and and it's not so much that there is

no essence it's just that we assume that

essence is going to be intelligible

through knowledge

and thought

um

we are committing

some kind of occlusion

uh

of confronting phenomenal reality in its

openness

uh

and in its more authentic and raw

uh disclosure to us

phenomenal when you have a phenomena a

cultural phenomena

you can't assume that it's premised by

an idea it's not premised by an idea or

by a thinker or by a theory

this is putting a cart before the horse

because before we have ideas and before

we have theories

and before we have

knowledge of an essence

we are already

set before

suspended within and confronted with

uh

some kind of relation to being that we

did not choose

uh we did not

contemplatively

mediate

material reality effectively right it's

the same as when mark says men and women

make history but not as they please

before you can

think about what the essence of

something is

that something has already

uh

made its impression upon you so it made

its impression upon you before anyone

was able to premise

what it is now does it mean it has no

determinate content no that's not what

it that means

that's a that's kind of like a

a critique of heidegger a lot of times

people will have is that well heidegger

is saying there's no determinate

uh content of being when he says being

is not a being

but that's not what heidegger is

actually saying

heidegger is just saying

that

whatever this determinate content is is

not premised

by our thoughts

or by our

theories or by our prejudices and our

assumptions

that there's a more fundamental openness

in the reality and nature of being

a deeper and more raw authenticity

he's not saying it's not determinate

he's just saying

it is not determinate on terms fully

intelligible to us already

uh

before the fact

and this is why i feel like i'm the only

guy who who makes an effort to point out

the profoundly materialistic

implications of heidegger's

ideas a heidegger's thought

why am i the only one who understands

if you want to talk to dugan sometimes

you ask for anyone on facebook

i might yeah can the west truly

understand what you call material

reality i call it natural truth i think

we are talking about the same thing

yeah uh

that's the big question that's what uh

dugan himself called

the question of when can the sun rise in

the west instead of the east

um

i think it can

i think it can and i think the first

step to this

and this is my view is uh a deeper

reflection

and

reconciliation of the material

reality the very material reality of the

west's

idealism

being modernity the enlightenment and

all this kind of experience if the west

can explain why it has gotten itself in

such a

hole right

if it could come to terms with why this

happened how this happened

this is the first step to

the west

being able to

re-awaken to its real material

civilizational

uh foundation

and who knows what that will look like

who knows

what the real

a real west would would would be like i

mean we have no idea

w maybe it's like for example kojev

believed

there was something

more fun

fundamental about thank you lester was

like it depends where did things go

wrong for the west

and it's probably at that point that the

west will just return to its organic

natural development

um

many people think that things have gone

wrong in modernity many people think

things have gone wrong with

enlightenment i have

a suspicion

that

things maybe go wrong

uh

in the renaissance

but

but kojev thinks that

there is still a reality of the latin

empire of like charlemagne right

for europe at least with franco germania

and that this still

has a lot of development to undergo and

it's not like um

so yeah

that there's a fundamental

civilizational underpinning

uh in this form

i always consider heidegger a

materialist because he sees being as

being understandable or what's present

intent

was wouldn't that be more like

historious

historicist

the west went wrong with medieval

scholasticism

i don't know

i don't know

you could argue you could even argue it

went wrong with

western christianity you can argue that

it went wrong with ancient greece you

know i don't know

maybe we just make assumptions about

scholasticism that

can't be justified

who else use heidegger's importance to

marxism is similar as you do

uh no one

no don't want to essentialize but is one

of the features of european history

empire

no

that's a feature of all

actually

the one thing that is a feature of

european history

is the small polity

empire is the norm for everyone else

europe is more

seceding from empires

everyone else has a polity in the form

of an empire

it's what marx calls uh

the asiatic mode of production

what's the more essential difference in

the east and west

i guess the idea is that the west

is more on the side of abstraction and

uh

spirit

and

incorporeal

universalism and so on and so on whereas

the east is more determinate

universalism

uh more worldly more

uh

more the fanaticism of

things like the fanaticism of some kind

of thing more earthly more

uh

more this is how you could put it you

can say the west

is more withdrawn from reality and the

east is more

submerged in the heart of the reality

like think of the fanatical east versus

the withdrawn and skeptical west

that's kind of the difference

thoughts on edward syed he's a stupid

guy

can you talk about the asiatic motor

production a bit no

i don't know why why is saeed important

when you have phenom you know what i

mean what does saeed contribute i hate

let me tell you why i hate saeed i hate

saeed because

saeed

allows western academics

who come from uh in

non-western backgrounds

to collapse every acknowledgement of the

difference between the east and the west

to mean some kind of orientalist

fantasy but it's not true there is an

objective difference it's not just

an ideal conspiracy called orientalism

there is a reason why the west called

everything else the orient

and this is a fundamental fact of what

the west is

it's not an orientalist

theoretical error the west made

it did something more fundamental in

doing this than just make a

an error of thought

right because it's something inscribed

in the very being of the west not just

the thought of the west but the very

being of the west

is one of uh defining itself against

everyone else

okay i'm going to be debating the left

comm

friday the 17th that scythe kid i'll be

debating them then

any chance of a dumb don okay the reason

i did all this today guys unless there

anything else i want to say about this

we're gonna keep talking about left

comms

we're gonna keep talking about all the

stupid [ __ ] assumptions they've made

they don't know what the [ __ ] they're

talking about left comes are trying to

create a hard line that's going to

divorce us from ever understanding why

marx came to the conclusions he did in

the first place

they want to isolate the conclusions

from the premise

uh thank you internetx

so we'll talk about it more um

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but

all we need the only thing i'd be

satisfied in doing is just

proving to them they have falsified

they have misrepresented marx

that's my goal

if i can do that

they can go and believe whatever the

[ __ ] they want i don't give a [ __ ] right

thank you and yeah the problem is that

this is what this is what ultra

i'll i'll leave it like this right

this is what

ultra leftists do they try to perceive

the essence of a revolutionary phenomena

like the october evolution

and they one-sidedly insist upon the

form they give this essence

i e

textualism

and this leads them to the eventually

will lead them to the conclusion of the

very opposite

because the essence of

any given revolutionary phenomena is not

the same as the form

the form and the essence are really in

contradiction

there is an objective contradiction

so

there you go

just like in fascism they assumed to

know the essence of

the marxism

and the revolutionary phenomena

because they are occluding the

contradiction they are occluding

the way in which contradiction is

reconciled in reality

and i gave you guys this lecture because

i felt bad because

i was a really big dumb ass yesterday

but let's [ __ ]

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let's just move on

okay boring [ __ ] is over guys the boring

[ __ ] is over

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i'm gonna be debating a lot of left

comms

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the woodley fight that's tomorrow i

can't stream it but i might

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yeah i'll see

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okay i want to talk about yesterday now

i'm going to talk about yesterday now

so let's let's

let's talk about

thank you are rico appreciate you man

appreciate you rico

so peter wiley

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he got a clip of me and let's check the

clip off

all right i'm gonna talk about this [ __ ]

i'm gonna talk about this [ __ ]

i'm gonna talk about this [ __ ]

hold up

and i i'm going to cover some hassan

[ __ ] too

thank you rico appreciate you

the woodley fight is today what time

[ __ ] man what time is it

20 minutes

man

all right just let me know when it

starts and i might react

but

let me see this [ __ ] guys what are you

filming

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[Applause]

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first of all

this is defamation out of context

first of all

first of all

first of all

defamation out of context

not

bruh come on first of all first of all

first of all

i was not there

to go

and pick nobody p-u-a archon i wasn't

trying to pick nobody up you understand

so you know what i mean what do you

think you think i went up to go pick

them up no i went up to get content for

the stream you understand i want to get

content for the stream the content left

why wouldn't the content leave did you

think they were going to be there all

night did you think they were going to

be there like people come and go they

leave

what you know what i mean

bruh bruh lee this is why

guys i'm gonna be a serious figure how

am i gonna change dude i'm gonna look

look i really want to prove you guys

wrong and literally try okay what if i

go out and try

just to [ __ ] prove you guys wrong

what will you do then but here's the

thing i don't want to [ __ ] do that

because guys i'm going to be a serious

guy that's going to be like

you know influencing the cpusa and [ __ ]

and then all look dude there's going

gonna be cpu say people who are gonna

[ __ ] find these videos and be like

this guy's a clown you know what i mean

so what am i supposed to do

i'm supposed to be this serious guy

who's gonna influence the party and then

they're gonna find this [ __ ] they're

like this guy's like a a pickup artist

and he's a weirdo and he's like

yeah come on guys you know what i mean

what do you want me to do

but here's the thing here's the thing

here's the thing

the number one

[ __ ] block i got

is that [ __ ] is you guys the selfie

stick

i would love to see you guys walk around

in public looking like a dumbass with a

[ __ ] selfie stick do you know how

[ __ ] stupid a selfie stick makes you

look

do you know how [ __ ] stupid it looks

to walk around with a selfie stick

do you think selfie stick is some kind

of [ __ ] magnet dude

do you know how cringe it looks in real

life to walk around with a [ __ ]

selfie stick

people literally just think i'm like a

[ __ ] tryhard narcissistic kind of guy

just filming myself for no reason

zerko walks around with a selfie stick

doesn't he

dude but here's the you know what this

is the discrimination circa 6'5 and

because he's 6'5 when he walks around

the selfie stick everyone just assumes

he's doing something important when i

walk around with the savvy stick i look

like [ __ ] ed from ed neddy who's got

some kind of scam going on and i'm just

like trying hard to do some kind of [ __ ]

you know what i mean [ __ ] is not fair

[ __ ] is not fair but that's the truth

i look like a sleazy scam artist like ed

from ed and eddie

i am i am kind of self-conscious with a

selfie stick you know what i mean

bruh do i need a hook do i need to

[ __ ] meet up with dude i want to i

would meet up with axis but

alexis

is of a wild card i'm scared dude i'm

scared he's gonna do some tos [ __ ]

always bring him apart then blame

tally's for being tall no but that is

true if you are tall

people will just assume you got some

important [ __ ] going on when you got a

selfie stick because it's the parental

thing it's like people assume tall

people are like their parents

dude here's the thing here's the thing

here's the thing

thing is

y'all

yeah you look like a rich youtuber

no wait

i need listen guys

y'all make fun of me

how many of you

thank you bro is my sandwich that my

sandwich donated five dollars us you're

doing just fine yesterday's stream was

fire the energy felt authentic

just next time put a shirt on

i will not put a shirt on but thank you

for the five and dude i'm gonna be doing

this every weekend but here's the thing

let me tell you guys something

let me tell y'all something another

thing that hurts me a lot that makes me

feel sleazy is like the balding part

like i'm balding and it's windy and [ __ ]

and i literally just look like a scumbag

old guy with a [ __ ] selfie stick like

i look like i'm a [ __ ] shawarma

seller and i'm just like i you know what

i look like i look like i'm a [ __ ]

kebab stan

seller

and that like i'm i'm just not willing

to come to terms with my age and i'm

like 45 years old so i'm going to hang

around these college kids with this

subject hey cool kids i'm just like you

i got a selfie stick just like you and i

you know what i mean

that's another thing i'm i'm

self-conscientious about

but dude the truth is the truth is truth

is guys

let me tell you the truth can i tell you

the truth guys

i literally

was looking around to see if there was

any girl

that i would be interested to go up to

and talk to for the stream and there was

none

there was none

especially at that club

now y'all gonna comment about the thing

at the club there was nothing for me at

that club nothing nothing

no because y'all don't understand i'm

picky i don't just choose

anything

i'm picky

i'm picky you understand

bro okay what do you want me to do

look guys also another thing too that i

realize is like why should i have to

pick anyone up

i'm a [ __ ] famous streamer

they should be coming to me at this

point

why should i pick anyone access how old

are you by the way why should i pick

anyone up

i i should go outside and be revered

like a celebrity

do you understand

i should be revered

like a famous celebrity

bruh i'm trying to get to the point

where i just walk outside

and everybody comes and the [ __ ] comes

to me like i'm i don't

i do feel entitled honestly i do feel

entitled

you know why i feel entitled because

i am such a handsome interesting

bill i'm built really well i got a good

body handsome interesting

confident

alpha male

why should i have to put effort

it's like do i really need to exp like

convince you get the [ __ ] out of here

you would be lucky

you would be lucky

you know what i mean

woman wants someone who can reach top

shelf shut the [ __ ] up i'm five nine

guys height don't mean [ __ ]

dude you guys don't know the truth

when

when i was out there was dude shorter

than me

that were with some pretty fine girls

shorter than me

and i see it all the time ugly short

dude dude you want to know why i'm so

[ __ ] confident dude cause dude

i'm older i'm more attractive

i'm just more

than a lot of these guys

that's the truth

i'm weathered i literally see mickey

mouse and pip squeak these pipsqueak

guys dude i see these pipsqueak guys

mickey mouse type of guys that are that

are with these girls i'm you think i'm

threatened by that get the [ __ ] out of

here

bruh

it was okay let's re okay you know what

let's put it in context let's put that

[ __ ] in context

i'm a lawyer up and methodically explain

the context of what's going on so this

guy goes haas spitz game and east line

okay let's see what happens so basically

we're in islamic channels

we wanna we convert people we're in his

life am i spitting game am i spinning

game shut the [ __ ] up

yeah so what do you think about

converting right now all right let me

see hip sweet bro you're five nine

do you think

do you think

that height matters you dumb [ __ ]

there's pip squeaks who are 6'4 and i

look at them and i see a [ __ ]

hip squeak

dude

aux's is in lansing dude

this you have to [ __ ] understand

you guys have to understand

yeah i would be way better if i was

taller but here's the thing age is way

more important than height are you

[ __ ] kidding

are you [ __ ] kidding dude

you literally look at people's skin

just look at people's skin

and you can see my skin is more

weathered

and [ __ ] rough

dude if you tower dude you are not

noticed or acknowledged

my skin is [ __ ]

my beard my face

it's like i got i'm scarred you know

what i mean

so let's continue

guys i wish i started my stream earlier

man i'm sorry guys i was [ __ ] on

twitter arguing with that [ __ ] dumb

[ __ ]

i should have done a 10 hour stream

today you know i was ready to stream at

five but i got carried away

dude because let me tell you the truth

guys let me tell you the truth that guy

t5 and i'm not exaggerating i'm not

exaggerating to you okay it drives me

crazy

that guy

literally every tweet he does is a lie

he literally goes around lying to

everyone based on hearsay and there are

literally lies he will literally just

make [ __ ] up i'm not [ __ ] kidding

he literally goes around making [ __ ] up

and i just confronted him because i'm

like

dude are you self-aware about what a

[ __ ] liar you are he's 19 why are you

expecting that hi because when i was 19

i [ __ ] mastered hegel's system and i

never went around lying about [ __ ]

that's why

how do you i don't understand how people

lie like that dude

have you studied evidence yet

you mean in law school

dude

this dude needs to study evidence

this dude listen he he made a tweet

lying

and i literally called him out and he's

literally spit out two more lies in that

tweet alone

he made a tweet

lying save it saying that i dropped out

of law school i said where did you get

that where did you get that info he said

i heard it from somewhere so i said oh

so you heard it that makes it true

and he goes oh is it true i said

we're not getting into there yet why did

you say it if you're asked if you're

gonna ask me if it's true or not why did

you say it you didn't know

because i've never said that i've never

said that i dropped out i said i took a

year leave

i said i took a year leave i never said

i dropped out when people asked if i

dropped out i said no i just took a

year's leave

there's no consequence for lying on the

internet well dude this is what this is

what's crazy because i'll see him make a

tweet lying about me

and then people will respond it'll get

like 50 25 likes and then people respond

and like oh really and be like yeah and

he'll elaborate more on the lie and be

like wow damn that's crazy haaz is truly

an idiot

it was based on a lie

you know what i mean

he's such a [ __ ] liar

it's so crazy

i'm 25.

uh muslim

culture is gaming the same depending on

what testament you're reading so we are

a special sect of islam and we follow

all the rules except

you can have some big booty [ __ ]

before marriage oh yeah we're dogs in

the shower down with that yeah

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okay so this was what started it

this is what started it

was i trying to get some or did this guy

tell me he's about to get some you see

how you see how y'all look stupid you

see how y'all look stupid hold on

really

okay so this guy's saying

i would a man with a shirt that says

genius at work spend all day our i don't

have a shirt that says that

where did you get that i have that shirt

i don't have a [ __ ] shirt that says

that the [ __ ] are you talking about

but dude i confront lies i just want to

confront the lies

i just want to confront the lies

the lies dude these people are [ __ ]

liars

all they are are liars man

i'm telling you they're [ __ ] liars

they're all [ __ ] liars dude they're

literally all liars

so let me tell you another thing too by

the way i just want to let you guys know

this

there's a uh

account on twitter

that is in trying to impersonate me

let me show you guys this account

so it's it's infrahaz

um

actually

let me just to be safe

just do this

it's in for a haas but

they have an l here this is an l

interestingly since these people

um

the only reason they started dog piling

on me

was because i was defending myself from

getting d platformed

uh against the guy showing a swastika

it's interesting because

this is actually a violation of

twitter's rules

this is actually an empire

in

this is against twitter's rules this

person can lose their account for doing

this if they're reported

uh enough

you know if if people were to report

this

then they could lose their account

like their account would be gone all

their followers would be gone

um

but yeah they're impersonating me but

this is an l not an i

and yeah they're trying to one for one

be just like me

yeah i mean like that would suck if they

lost their account because they were

reported

because like who cares about deep

platforming right you shouldn't care

about getting deep platforms so i don't

see why they would mind but

you know

it's interesting

it's really interesting

let's go back to the video

point out any girl he's going to go get

her snap

wait you want to see the chat belize

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bro i need a haircut this looks ratchet

this this this [ __ ] i'll admit this

looks ratchet dude i'm not guys when i'm

saying i look ratchet by the way i'm not

talking about i look ratchet to the

girls the girls love how i look

even if i look like [ __ ]

you know what i'm saying i'm talking

about for me

for

me for me

and my

sake you understand

but this [ __ ] i'm gonna be real

this [ __ ] looks like a

[ __ ] horse hey haystack you

know what i'm saying needle needle in a

haystack without the needle you know

what i mean this [ __ ] looks like a

[ __ ] grassy field

[ __ ] crop circle is about to be

putting on my [ __ ] hair this [ __ ]

looks like a goddamn

vegeta power level 3000 type [ __ ] you

know what i mean this [ __ ] looks like a

tumbleweed on my head and i gotta get a

haircut honestly

um

my micro needling dude i'm not [ __ ]

micro leading

needling the [ __ ] you talking about

micro needling

micro needling shut the [ __ ] up i'm not

seeing much to be honest

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dude you know what i have a spray that

keeps my hair together so next time i go

irl i might just

spray my hair so it doesn't so i don't

have to worry about it i just don't want

to worry about it you know

but

yeah

i don't wanna go back we're talking

about we're getting demonetized no

he he was talking about like uh you know

[Music]

okay how about

you

standing right there

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okay yeah yeah where are we

huh where were we

no you said you're gonna go get her now

we'll get her

standing the water yeah yeah yeah all

right point me up hopefully

okay okay [ __ ]

come on let me uh show y'all

he's about to spit some games

[Music]

what are you talking about

so the debate's going to be september

17th

interesting

interesting

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interesting the impersonator changed

their profile why

why would they do that

that's really weird i don't know why

they would do that

um

hold on it says their account doesn't

exist anymore what

says their account don't exist no more

so i don't know what's going on

i guess they're gone

oh

i seen

what the [ __ ] they

they uh protected their tweets and [ __ ]

okay

just checking that's really weird

well i just want you guys to watch out

for people trying to impersonate me

because

what i mean

let's go

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hey what's up everybody

we're live right now

more evidence

they had a boyfriend

so who who lost chad huh

you or me

what's good what's good guys so

basically i'm a pokemon go streamer and

i'm looking for charizard

oh what that's funny

no charizard alcohol right now

gave him you just you just gave him your

number

what's going on with woodley and jake

paul is it over

may i ask why you brought up pokemon

because that's what the girls like dude

i mean

well like i went on thank you the

skaddler by the way like i went on

twitch

and like all the girls are super into

i mean all the guy all the viewers are

super into pokemon like miss kiff and

ludwig and stuff and

i just assumed that you know

that like in real life it'd be the same

way like that's what the cool people

like you know

but i guess it's different in real life

damn man

hey boyfriend focus on himself yeah

i owe you he's sad forgiving another guy

your snap instead of me

i don't know you should

i'm just kidding

what are you filming let's get though

so what guys they left so what i wasn't

trying to pick nobody up

y'all are trying to gaslight me i wasn't

trying to pick nobody up

i went up to evaluate the situation with

the other guy and then my business was

done

my business was done i'm a good lawyer

guys get the [ __ ] out of here with that

[ __ ]

still hurts

this is how i know y'all do not go out

if you've never gone out

and you were spitting game at girls and

like they didn't leave with their

friends you've never spit game

that happens dude

do you guys

when you go out to spit game and [ __ ] do

you think

it works every time

do you actually think it works every

time

do you actually think it works every

time i just want to know like chat do

you actually think it's supposed to work

every time

no it doesn't

it literally doesn't work every time it

works [ __ ] 1 out of 20 times

it works [ __ ] one out of

yo

this is how i listen this is why i know

you guys why do you think i'm so

confident y'all are a bunch of internet

little [ __ ]

what you guys are telling me proves to

me you guys feel rejection i'm scared i

don't care about if i'm rejected i don't

fear rejection y'all are scared of

rejection and therefore you do not even

approach

wait you're five nine why are we even

watching you

if who the [ __ ] are you thick cool

first of all

you have four followers i don't give a

[ __ ] what you think

you got four followers

what the [ __ ] i give a [ __ ] what you

think

i don't give a [ __ ] what you think

i could just lie and say i'm six foot

like everyone else i could just do that

i could just

house only goes for blonde and blue eyes

honestly

hey can i say something without being

like

y'all taking it the wrong way but

it may not be true

but when i feel like putting in less

effort i go for blonde

okay

because blonde girls like me

they just like me they just like me more

yeah they just like me more

that's facts

that's facts that's facts i gotta put

effort

i gotta put effort into the darker girls

you know

who's dwayne

who the [ __ ] is dwayne

so this is the thing guys

it doesn't sound like the pokemon line

works you know what i'm saying i don't

i don't think people limerick that's a

really weird way to

word that

just to be honest

[ __ ] with that pokemon [ __ ] i'm gonna be

real

i'ma be real

it don't sound like it

but why not i thought pokemon was cool

bro you said capture now you're really

playing some pokemon

you're really playing some pokemon man

capture

you know what it would be nice if that's

how it was you just throw a pokeball

and that's all

you just throw a pokeball and that's all

did you bring a girl to your place last

night

no i didn't what the [ __ ]

was that the expectation

was that the expectation sorry that's

the bar

that's where the bar is at

get the [ __ ] out of here

that's what i was supposed to do

his place

we're gonna check the red in a sec

did any of my clips go viral

man

ain't none of my clips going viral man

bruh

i know dude i know i'm [ __ ] my own

streams dude i'm legit cooking my own

streams

this is not good guys chat

[Music]

chat you can you can scold me go ahead

scold me this was wrong i shouldn't have

done this

i literally took a year leave from law

school for streaming and i did this [ __ ]

okay never again okay scold me chat

scold me scold me

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i agree this [ __ ] was just stupid you

know i should not i should have been

[ __ ] live at 5 30

and just went live you know

i i it is a dude especially when you

consider the past three days i've been

streaming for like

three hours max you know it's pathetic

i need to get back on my grind

starting tomorrow

minimum five hours

i'm surprised you don't ask me to get in

vc he's too scared

he literally has to schedule something

one month from now because he's too

scared

did he see me he's got to schedule

something one month from now it's

[ __ ] pathetic

you know

[Music]

dude it's partially zerka's fault

every time i raid circa he calls me

i answer

and i literally stay up till like 7 30

a.m

you know so it is zerka's fault

you know i'm gonna start some other

drama too i forgot to mention this guys

you wanna know what's you wanna know

what's really disgraceful

so i was in slicker's chat the other day

and i wanna and i was just saying what

up slick or whatever and slicker told me

to come on stream so let me tell you

what happened when i came on stream let

me show you what happened

i'm about to show you what happened you

know

i'm about to show you what happened

absolutely this is some drama this is

real drama guys

yes this is real drama

this is no joke

this is real drama

this is real drama man

i got drama with slicker oh we got beef

now you know

this some beef

this some beef man this beef the jake

paul fight is not starting they always

[ __ ] delay it by like five years this

is the fight happening right now are

actually in the ring fighting

yes or no are they in the ring fighting

are they in the ring fighting yet

no they're not i knew they're not

okay so chill

chill they usually take 50 minutes

to do that

so i got beef with slicker so

slicker told me to come in his discord

and get on

so because he wanted he had some stuff

to discuss with me and look what

happened

let me continue i finished my sentence

oh

right right right do a little fortnight

that's first well let's do it but do you

know

so here's the thing is that

i was struggling to get into his discord

i was struggling and i finally ended up

being able to and let me let me tell you

what happened what slicker did

oh look what he's wearing i don't even

need enough said look what he's wearing

bro

is this what you want to represent

okay okay what's this skit

sorry

what's the skin

what's the skin

the skit

oh

yeah so i'm like up we act off we act it

off right so like yeah so chat listen

i'm gonna bring one of my viewers in and

then i'll put you and be like yo you're

down for to put a video on or something

and then bang you put video on and we'll

show you and then lmfao ruffle and uh le

meow

hey but you have to have music

we all have to stage it we all have to

stage it right this is we only know this

but the tick tock

is don't know about this all right let's

be smart this is business smart

intellect

okay

[Music]

who the [ __ ] is has hello

because he thought my name would be

infrared so his mods dragged me in and

then slicker's the one who told me to

come on by the way i didn't i didn't

insist on coming on he told me to come

on so i came on

and this would happen

uh i came on

oh what up man it's me infrared okay

he's good man red bro listen this is

what i want to discuss about right i

want

i want to know about one thing

and one thing is [ __ ] you got your

piece

and he ended the [ __ ] stream

bruh

excuse me

who am i

to do that to

i'm famous now

what you could just do that [ __ ]

i'm literally famous now you usually do

that [ __ ] to me

wait until i'm double

looking when i'm when i'm double

slicker's views slicker he's gonna add

me back on discord be like hey what up

bro

we should collab bro [ __ ] no slicker you

had a chance to collab

now at this stage

and

look what you did

fake

you understand

playing those games with me

this is drama by the way this real drama

this is real drama

real drama

real drama real beef

we got a durham operations banger

everybody gather round get cozy get

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get ready

and get prepared

we got

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the creme de la crop

of reddit content

what did he mumble he said you got

debated

means like you got punked

join his this disc and uh and pull the

fight up

no no yeah i'm gonna react to it soon

don't worry

that's like him breaking the law he

could lose his career if everyone took

what

are you talking about

two choices right now you can take the

blue pill and tomorrow you will wake up

and go back to your regular life so

basically we're an islamic channel we do

we wanna we convert people we're an

islamic channel

[Music]

and i'll show you how deep the rabbit

hole goes

[Music]

we got a twitch streamer named hassan

and he calls himself a socialist but he

bought a three million dollar house in

west hollywood what do you think about

that doesn't sound very socialist to me

so do you guys know hassan [ __ ]

do you think he's like being

hypocritical

if you had hassan levels of income what

would you do

i would

i'm trying to build a media corporation

dude i would go all in on an infrared hq

just

[ __ ] professional level everything it

would it would all be invested

trust me

it would all be invested in

see the difference between me and hassan

i'm not saying hassan's a capitalist

i'm the capitalist because a capitalist

invests their capital wisely assange he

just buys a house i would invest my

capital to benefit infrared hassan just

benefits himself i am trying to benefit

the corporation the brand infrared will

be a corporation it is a corporation it

is a brand and i

am going to serve the corporation

infrared that's all i care about is

infrared corporation

my life is secondary to the infrared

brand and corporation

i will sleep guys if i could sleep on

nails

to benefit infrared i would the only

reason i need to have a minimal level of

comfort

is because that's what allows me to

stream the most efficient best way

possible

my whole life is dedicated to infrared

that is my [ __ ] life that is my whole

way of life is dedicated to this

corporation do you understand

let me get some big booty [ __ ] on the

side guys that's all i want

you know what i mean let me get that on

the side you know what i mean

like technically that don't benefit that

does not benefit infrared corporation

but let me have some of that on the side

you know i mean that's the only

compensation i i need you know i can

keep going i just need some compensation

you know i mean

that's that's all i need you know what i

mean

you guys want to know why i've been so

like [ __ ] horny lately

this is actually true

it's because

usually i would be spending at

especially this time of year a lot of

energy

like

trying to get some

and going out and talking to good women

at least and i have complete because of

streaming i have completely

neglected

my own needs

and now you it's coming out on stream

like you know what i mean like it's all

it's all just being

leaked on stream

it's like a leaky

ship and if the holes don't get patched

it's going to start getting great i'm

just kidding but to be honest

no and i'm i'm setting a false example

because the discord is going full coomer

mode

so all of a sudden everybody's talking

about this [ __ ] and i'm a conservative

guys i don't want to talk about this

[ __ ]

just give me what i need

and i won't i'm just kidding i mean you

y'all can't give me anything but

i'm trying to say like

this is a this is one of the foremost

problems of infrared this one of the

foremost problems because on the one

hand

i gotta keep it pg

plus i got to keep it pg with

[ __ ] your mom characteristics you know

what i mean

on the other hand

i gotta attend to

i gotta eat you know what i mean like i

gotta eat you know

so this is a this is the primary

contradiction of infrared right now you

know

[Music]

[Music]

and i'll show you how deep the rabbit

hole goes

based

waste we missed a lot let's [ __ ] read

it

i disagree with this so strongly i

actually disagree with this very

strongly

but i get what he means but like in

general i disagree with this

the unconscious needs to stay

unconscious

otherwise it ain't the unconscious

it's like saying the job of

industries to make nature

industrial you know and it's like

but you also gotta acknowledge

and i mean

you gotta reconcile with you

ex-president afghanistan says isis is a

u.s consul and that they were supplied

and supported by unmarked helicopters

coming from us bases

i forgot about this

[ __ ] guys you know alacrity went on this

dating show i'm gonna go on this dating

show too i'm gonna show you the alacrity

thing in a sec uh shows like like has

infrared uh we are here to debunk the

[ __ ] that people like vosh are

espousing if it weren't for these sort

of shows that can debunk the [ __ ]

you would have people running around and

saying like oh yeah but you'd have like

socialists running around saying oh yeah

public options great low cost you know

the other truth is jake paul versus

woodley

i don't care

that's the truth

i don't care who wins let me just say i

predict jake paul is gonna win because

this [ __ ] is rigged jake paul's gonna

win okay he's gonna win

it's rigged i'm convinced it's rigged

i'm convinced this rigged

and he comes to deals with these people

to lose and he's going to win okay jake

paul will win he's never lost so far why

would he lose now jake paul is going to

win mark my words

cos low reward it's going to help people

it's going to cover the masses no no

this is all [ __ ] i'd rather watch

alacrity who actually believes this

stuff uh shows like thank you jackson

appreciate you man

oh this is the dialectical this isn't

demon

did you guys already see this

did you guys already see this [ __ ] did i

show this already

demon

okay let's do a channel point prediction

hold on

is it [ __ ]

okay predict

predict hurry

times running out guys times running out

times running out oh god i gotta cancel

this

y'all are not voting i gotta change the

[ __ ] time

just that obs is broken it's not showing

the full thing

oh my god

[ __ ] obs man

i [ __ ] hate it man

start pretty [ __ ] why is it like this

i gotta do it through [ __ ] twitch.com

you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] app

greater dashboard

start a prediction

now it's 30 seconds

okay prediction is going to last five

minutes start prediction

you guys have five minutes to predict

okay

or is that too long

it's kind of too long

i'm gonna do two minutes

two minutes okay

two

minutes go all in two minutes

two minutes

so we're gonna debate about this chat

first thing is your thesis

that you forwarded you said that that

image is everything you hate about

communist movements in america

[Music]

well i

i think actually

you ju

you're just scared

what am i scared of

you [ __ ] you literally

added your your discord server twice

just to

just because you were being raised

i'll tell you why

this image was shared one year ago and

our infrared collective saw how all the

people just like you were ratioing the

original image and we were so depressed

and despaired about it but we are not

going to allow that to happen again so i

am using the infrared platform

to avenge the beautiful works of

you know you know what i'm going to save

this video for when we have like more

viewers later like tomorrow earlier

because

it's a really good video

[ __ ] bass samira khan

dude i have enough clout

to have her on the shoulder

but

based

and factual

based and factual

based and factual

um

china has more hyper cars than the us

and europe does i'm saving this

hi everyone

watching on stream sometime

infrared subreddit if you don't

you don't cancel has immediately after i

tell you this then i will assume didn't

we watch this

you are not just not real leftist but

you're not even decent human beings at

all

okay

so

let me tell you did we watch this or no

infrared haze he doesn't want women to

[ __ ]

he thinks that his dream girl shouldn't

[ __ ] at all

and what's more he thinks that

just being friends

with women makes you a beta male [ __ ] i

i i'm not a [ __ ]

she tells me everything she tells me all

the salacious deep bruh how young are my

viewers what the [ __ ] is this details

the exact dimensions of a man's [ __ ] how

fast he comes everything

seehas i don't even need to be there to

enjoy it

i don't even like direct action either

damn

denims

what happened to denims dude hi everyone

i'm in the process of making a video

about de-radicalizing right-wingers

becoming left-wing

um

what does this prove

i guys you know what i like denims

i do

i like denims

i don't like her like friend circle or

whatever but i like denims okay

please sue me please sue me

no sue me

she dude i don't that's her private

business honestly

ah

dude you don't gotta air everybody's

dirty laundry okay

one day

denims will join us trust me

trust me trust me trust me

one day

that that day will come

one day when i'm at 5k 10k views

you will see the truth

mods ban everyone who's put the copium

emote

permanently

no don't actually do it

volk whoa chill unbanned that was a joke

that was a joke don't actually do it

dude that was a big

joke do not actually do it

go unban that guy if that was their

crime that was a joke

damn y'all are

y'all are serious about that huh

the alacrity content is so

good i don't know if i should

react to it

tonight when like i i'm streaming too

late or tomorrow

you know what i mean i don't know

i don't wanna go back to a month

i was in dark space

this is a heidegger video but like i bet

you they since they have to show every

image

they're gonna show a swastika

i bet you they're gonna show a swastika

are they

please don't

does it have a swastika

was chosen enough for this place

america triggered leftists so much that

the new york times guys did you know

that our first form of exposure is that

the new york times linked our interview

did you know that new york times linked

our interview

did you know that did you know that

did you know that y'all didn't know that

did you

new york times was talking about

infrared

absolutely

where's alacrity's thing

go to 12410

is she live right now

okay i'm gonna go into 124 10.

yeah i'm gonna get rid of the mobile is

the issue

do not want mobile twitch i just want

normal twitch

damn she's not live

i need to go on

cue

boot

her show

i need to go on her show okay i got

enough cloud to be going on that show i

need to go on her show who's winning the

fight

okay i'm gonna watch the fight i ordered

it

and i'm gonna watch it off the stream

but i'm gonna react to it live

watching it now

damn

we're at round two

woodley's aggressive dude

woodley's aggressive

chris hayes reading kojov when

when

jake paul's gonna win you just know he's

gonna win

you don't lose none of these

thank you bunny mocha appreciate you

forget the e girl

bro don't tell me to forget the e girl

listen i can't

to truth is guys

you think i would ever allow

do you think i would talk

to anon

to a girl who doesn't have clout

do you think a king is gonna talk to a

pleb

that's her issue

a king needs a queen you understand

i'm not here to

be you know

plebeian

king needs a queen you know i mean

so

do you think i'll talk to women

i will talk to your mom

but that's the only non-queen i'll talk

to as your mom

okay

jake is doing

badly no i'm kidding he's winning

yeah tyrone is he he he used a lot of

his energy

in the unwisely you know he was charging

and

i don't know about this fight honestly i

don't know

i don't know about this fight

damn

this

really think he's winning i think so

he's landed more

i could see jake is

very much exhausted

he is quite tired

i could see that

look if tyr if tyrone wins this

game over dude

that's the champ

that's the one guy that'll put jake paul

in his place

and and from what i see

tyrone looks a lot better right now than

jake he looks like he's a lot more

energetic

jake don't seem like he got the

endurance right now and endurance is the

key to defeating jake paul

you know

and tyrone i don't know

he's probably better than deji

and deji did a number on jake just

through

uh pro

drawing it out

so i don't know

jake paul he's he's looking like he's

really

i think it's it's just a matter of

stamina endurance

jake's at his best when

she was before got all the training

experience i know

but i don't know if jake has a lot of

experience with protracted

fighting it seems like all the fights he

does are one and dones

you know so far

i don't know if he's had experience like

having a drawn out fight that much

so i don't know it's the third round

damn

yeah jake i think he just landed

something

jake jake's hair looks terrible right

now

but my hair would look worse so i can't

say anything

he's definitely losing his hair

woodley's very aggressive

he's very aggressive

damn man

are they gonna go are we gonna see a ko

are we gonna see a ko

damn is that jake's girl

is that jake's girl damn

she's kinda fine

yeah

jake landed

a lot more than woodley

i think jake's gonna win

oh [ __ ] no woodley did get him

what have i been watching

round

four i know this [ __ ] is brick man

this is like the third time

we've watched a paul brothers fight

and it's getting old

at this point

is it just me as this place suck it's

just me this just this fight

is not

not a very good fight

am i the only one who thinks that

yeah jake doesn't have longer reach

tyrone is a pretty good formidable

opponent though i will say that

it's not like that other guy

he's

he's he's a he's a he jake paul has met

his match

i can't believe i can't show this [ __ ]

on stream

it's all over for jake

is it

oh [ __ ]

okay

damn okay tyrone okay

damn

yeah if only i could show that

damn okay woodley we got something going

on

okay woodley's going in woodley's

woodley looks like he's this is he's at

his peak right now this round and jake

he looks like he's lagging woodley's

going up jake looks like he's not doing

too well

oh i don't look good for jake at this

point

uh gotta say woodley's fired up he's at

his peak he just needed to warm up a few

rounds

and then

you know what i mean

okay looks like something's going on

i could see jake with a little copium

smile

he does not think he's got this in the

bag jake paul he is exhausted

he is exhausted he looks like he's in

shock he looks like he's ready to

take the l on this

and woodley oh no

oh

no

woodley looks like a [ __ ]

freight train you know i'm saying going

hard in woodley's got the wideness

woodley's

got a very strong

uh muscular

stand he's got a strong stance i noticed

that jake paul he seems a little more

wobbly woodley's got a much stronger

stance you know

he's looking like a freight train

but maybe maybe they rigged it and

they're just spicing it up

because the other two were too boring

and

jake paul will prevail you know maybe

maybe jake still has a chance but if

jake paul wins i'm gonna say it's then

it'll convince me it's rigged you know

that'll convince me it's rigged because

jake paul he does not do well in these

later rounds

but

look you know how it's gonna be rigged

it'll go to the eighth round if it goes

to the eighth round you know it's rigged

because

what are the odds it's either the first

round of the eighth round come on

oh

oh no

come on woodley you got this man

let's go

come on

come on

he's sloppy woodley he's sloppy now he's

getting sloppy he's getting topsy turvy

you can get this ko come on

you look at him he's exhausted woodley

he's got he looks stoked and strong come

on let's do this woodley

let's do this

woodley looks way better than jake right

now he looks like a fighting crab stance

you know what i'm saying he's got that

crab stance

let's go woodley

damn that's the woodley's doing real

well man

let's go let's go

woodley's very careful about how he

spends his energy i will say that he's

very efficient at his use of energy jake

paul meanwhile he's very inefficient

very sloppy

this later on in the round

but we're gonna get into that sixth

round i guarantee you you're gonna draw

this out because it's fake

i can guarantee you this [ __ ] is fake

ah we're getting into the sixth round

i imagine that guys

i'm gonna do the full eight rounds and

jake this this is gonna happen there

ain't gonna be a ko they're gonna do the

full eight rounds anticipation's gonna

be killing everyone who's gonna win

who's gonna win they know jake paul just

wanna fight

it's fake

watch that happen watch that happen

watch that happen

i swear if there's no ko that's what's

going to happen

jake paul

[Applause]

[Music]

i think jake's getting dropped in two

rounds i

hope jake paul he's gotten a lot of air

he needs to get humbled

he needs some humility

chaos were rare dude didn't jake paul

get two ko's for his two last fights

he ko'd uh

gibb and he get he ko'd uh

didn't he kill that other guy

what flag

i don't see a flag

ko nate yeah nate diaz

or sorry not nay diaz nate robinson

he has the little puerto rico flags on

his shorts i don't know why

maybe that's what's hurting him

he's not wearing his american flag

woodley's oh no

ah jake paul looks [ __ ] exhausted

dude

woodley looks way more composed

yeah maybe it is the led pants i mean

let's just cope but

why would you wear those it's stupid

did he move to puerto rico

i did not know that

his brother did

the ohio flag

[Music]

oh

maybe

i'm from ohio man

it seems my browser has crashed

my browser has crashed

so i'm trying to get chrome back up

working

but

yeah chrome is not working

i am trying to get back onto

yeah i'm gonna you try to use firefox

but i have to log into my uh account

and

yeah seems like we have some

difficulties

chrome has not been working

might have to use firefox to watch it

um we at the seventh round

it seems like uh we have uh some issues

damn man

unfortunately we're in the eighth round

oh man it's gonna they're gonna decide

i know the fight sucks dude quite sucks

okay what's going on what is going on i

don't see the fight anymore so what's

going on can you guys tell me

we're going to the eighth round

[Music]

damn

what's going on can someone tell me

someone tell me

come on

all right i got chrome to work again

i think

we got 25 seconds on the clock

look

look

i know what's gonna happen

you understand i know what's gonna

happen

what's gonna happen

is that they're gonna say oh we're gonna

have anticipation we're gonna find out

who the winner is

that's how you know it's rigged trust me

it's rigged

trust me it's rigged

jake paul is very confident he won

paul took roy do they all take roids

dude you think any of these people are

natty

none of these [ __ ] people are naughty

dude no one's naughty

actually woodley kind of looks like he

could be natty

i can't tell i can't even [ __ ] tell

no more

let's wait for them to tally up

and see the results

uh

i know this [ __ ] is fake

listen let me tell you the strategy they

were doing

so this is what they're doing right

with gibb and with uh

nate

they rigged it

one and done so it's quick fight they

don't want to have this fight have just

jake paul wanting done this guy because

it it it will like it won't just be it

won't be interesting anymore so they

want to spice it up a little bit

say oh let's let's have a closer fight

with jake paul versus woodley let's have

a fight get close

draw it out to the eighth round

and then

and the anticipation will be killing

everyone

oh

the more anticipation

the more people

oh [ __ ] that girl on the left

damn man

i need to do this [ __ ]

but anyway

i forgot i was let's see

i am what did i tell you what i tell you

what i tell you

what i tell you is going to happen

someone click clip my prediction

someone clipped my [ __ ] prediction

clipped my [ __ ] prediction clip my

prediction

i was so [ __ ] right dude i'm a

[ __ ] genius dude [ __ ] out of my face

i word for word predicted everything

that was gonna happen

i literally told you guys

exactly what was gonna happen and it

came true

i literally [ __ ] told you

word for word exactly what [ __ ]

happened

and some people just didn't believe me

oh

yeah i knew it wrong get the [ __ ] out of

here

here's your points

winners here's your points

losers bye bye [ __ ] you lost

everything

you wanna just got out here and lost

everything

what i tell you

do i lie

do i lie

or do i tell the truth

hmm

i predict everything that's gonna happen

[Music]

just about everything that's gonna

happen i predict it

okay guys

here's the thing

damn i wish i could do this with more

than i have

right now

but let me let me let you all in on

something

let me let y'all in on something little

secret little secret

past three days i've been streaming

for three hours a day two hours a day

and i know that's not acceptable trust

me i know it's not acceptable okay

i know it ain't right

i do know it ain't wrecking

and i should stream for another hour

actually

but i gotta fix my sleep

schedule

okay

and tomorrow i'm gonna be streaming

double these hours i haven't been

streaming [ __ ] guys

i haven't been streaming [ __ ]

i need to stream more

finish the reddit

i might cancel this raid and go like

another hour

i'm you know what we're gonna react to

alacrity [ __ ] it we're gonna just react

to alacrity i'm staying i'm staying

i'm staying

i'm staying we're going to react to a

library

we're going to react to a library i'm

staying don't worry i'm staying

i'm staying i'm staying i ain't going

nowhere

let's let's continue let's continue at

least four hours let's just get it at

least the four hours you know

because that's unacceptable another

three hour stream that is not acceptable

we know it's not acceptable okay so

alacrity

was in speed dating

all right

can i beat jake paul

uh at boxing probably not

124 10.

124

10.

okay

let me tell y'all what

i gotta see this [ __ ] okay i gotta see

this [ __ ] that's the truth

[Music]

and i'm gonna get on this show i'm

getting on the show

i'm getting on the show

by the way i'm going to get on the show

let's go to the next person

hi

hello

are we live yes sir

just one second ah

your camera

your camera yes am i

no i don't see you

oh really yes oh

there hello

oh my god

bruh

what the [ __ ] is this

great

a pleasure to be here i shall woo you

with wit will

all right fine

oh

damn he's my type [ __ ]

whatever

whatever i guess

all right all right

all right

so what do you wish to discuss

[ __ ] dude i don't know

i like how your face looks

all right then

i love you

with alacrity

you're so [ __ ] weird i love it

well

i suspected i'm getting a lady boner you

know what a lady boner is

uh it's when her heart goes doki doki

and she wants to get to know you more

all right then yes um do you want to

introduce yourself to chat

yes i am alacrity i have debated people

such as destiny perspective philosophy

ask yourself and many others

he did he didn't mention me

thanks man

thanks for not mentioning me you're

really helpful you really help a man out

you know what i mean

man this just goes to show

this is ghost to show you know what i

mean

alacrity you don't got a white you know

what like are you trying to wipe her up

okay fine man have her

you don't share that's fine

like only you could take her on a date i

can't

okay man

i get it

i get it

i'm gonna go on this dating show and you

know what

i'm gonna try then

you can find my channel under sam cedar

debates alacrity round three

bro what

oh i am a political streamer

what's my name

oh it's just alacrity

yes alacrity look up sam cedar debates

alacrity round three for my latest is it

on twitter please

no it's on youtube i do have a twitch

but i don't have any videos saying oh

i'm [ __ ] youtube

that's harder to shout out

all right fine i'll look you up i'll

look you up

what's your thing sam cedar

yeah sam cedar debates alacrity round

three

alacrity

alacrity can i call you a lacquer titty

damn she's flirtatious if you she's

flirtatious

wish i will not attempt to obstruct you

when do you okay but like when you go

like face off with someone because only

i only see like a webcam video you know

when you face to face with them

oh wait wait

yes

i'm trying to find the right video

i have several videos the reason why i

gave you that one was because um

if you just

acquitted you won't be able to find it

yet

round three

yes round three i've called him three

times now

he didn't post the latest one because oh

well he didn't do so well

i'm so confused okay you're gonna have

to like link it to me dude okay because

because okay what i was expecting was

like okay you're like on a stream with

him or something and then

you know

he posted his end for the first two but

chat will rate you due to her mods and

her chat are gonna [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out

of here

her mods in her chain link

no one is good enough for you queen

you are perfect and if no one is

even close to being worth you

oh god in my face man

but i that was just my side what did you

what did you uh what did you debate do

you want to debate me

oh yes what is your strongest subject

nothing dude i don't know anything

dude my brain's so [ __ ] small

just make me laugh and then you'll get

you'll get puntang if you could make a

girl laugh there

oh well here's a joke

what did the spelling teacher say to the

kid who fell

spell it

i-t r-u-o-k

that's the best joke

bro i love how you don't laugh

i love how he doesn't laugh like

[ __ ] man okay

oh i see if i could rearrange the

alphabet i would put you and i together

well all right

what the [ __ ] i love it

i love it

um

how much poon do you get dude

i must say that

i rather not reveal that

how much how many

oh oh

how much pain or poon do you get

not as many as you think as you'd see um

i am fairly

i am fairly conservative in that regard

for several reasons

but i wish not to detail it before i

believe it will detract from my general

allure as of this time it's okay i like

virgins

you

know okay okay okay um

wait unless you're like ace or something

right

i don't know what that means like

asexual

no

no i simply am not focused on it at the

time okay okay so like how often do you

just like go at it on yourself because

you know people this is a biological

need that we have right unless your

libido is like significantly lower

you know what i mean um

not that at all actually actually hmm

this is rather interesting i've never

been asked this before not quite sure

how to respond

with the number my friend

hello with a number

oh what did you say um i did not forgive

me i i said um

how many times a day do you wink

oh yeah

again that's another thing i wish not to

disclose like

i've debated whether or not i should

reveal that but just for purposes of

general propriety

you've watched me bruh he failed he

failed

he failed so hard

you gotta [ __ ] it if he was just like i

whack the i

and partake in

masturbatory activities

for a sum total of uh five times a day

like he would he would have

he failed dude he failed

my scream before you've watched my

stream bro you cannot act like you're

this conservative guy

and then go on a speed dating show to

win her over

does this look conservative to you

you can't act like you're shy and [ __ ]

and then come on streaming bruh i get it

i trust me i get it i get it my s i'm

gonna go on the show myself so i get it

but

you know

dude you're like

that's like going to uh

i can't even say

that's like going to the club

but you're a priest

and then you're at the club

why are you there then

you got conservative and go on coomer

shows i am conservative

but

i will act accordingly in whatever

situation you know not gonna [ __ ] act

conservative when i'm trying to

bruh you know what i mean like i'm a

streamer and you guys know everything

about me you guys know

when i have to pee when i have to poop

when i eat when i'm hungry

and you also gonna know

when i'm thirsty

have you gone to a strip of no i would

not do that i legit would not do that

not i don't go that far okay

and when i'm sleepy you guys know

everything about me

you guys know all of that [ __ ] about me

but the only problem is we have a

contrarian

known as gaga

who just acts like a contrarian for no

reason

i am conservative okay

but

a man's gotta eat

and i don't have a wife

because no one's worthy enough to be my

wife so put two and two together

don't just have you know you don't know

me but you know

things about me that normal people

wouldn't

before

no you've never hate conservative dude

shut up

since when first of all

since when

when does when does being conservative

mean

you can't go on dating shows can you

explain that can you explain that

never watched my stream before and you

just saw you just waltzed on in there

and you're like i want a [ __ ] debate

i want a [ __ ] debate you know i

deleted destiny before i could debate

you too

that's you

yes indeed you know i actually did try

yeah i have trash i tried to go down the

path of just getting a wife and having

kids and [ __ ]

guess what

that wife turned out

am i gonna say it

ain't no one in this world

deserves me i tried going down that path

i tried going down that path

and turns out

she was fake

so what do you want me to do

just jack off all the time well i am

doing that

just let me complain about it

okay

try to debate people who don't usually

debate but i'm very flexible in that

regard for example this conversation bro

no i like the way you talk don't get me

wrong i like the way you talk but like

how do you sound

ever consider you're a narcissist

um

i thought about it but then

i started removing the mirror in front

of the bed

and your mom felt so much better when i

didn't have to look at her so i don't

know if it's narcissism or not because

you know you'd think

looking at me would offset it but it did

not offset it she is truly hideous

okay so i don't know if i'm a narcissist

i'm like no how do you sound like when

you're not saying i am instead of i am

i'm sorry i'm not trying to be rude or

anything it's just like i [ __ ] want

to know you know

if i'm saying i am instead of i'm what

do you what do you mean by that i'm not

quite you're you'll enunciate so [ __ ]

much dude

can you how do you sound when you like

you're drunk and you're slowing words i

am conservative but on the low key i'm

spitting game and [ __ ] does that make

sense like for society i will preach

conservatism but on the low key

obviously i'm a normal guy

y'all you get what i'm saying

like i will encourage conservative

values but on the low key obviously

i'm spitting game out here you know what

i mean

there's no nothing hypocritical about

that because here's the truth

it's it's a it's a doggy dog world out

here you understand this it's a doggy

dog world out here

look it would be wonderful if i could

just have a wife

at 20 years old and just never have to

worry about nothing and just be on with

myself but that's not the world we live

in right now i will advocate for that

but

you know what i'm saying

it's the truth it's a doggy dog world

men who enunciate well are good at

eating [ __ ]

gaga every time you say [ __ ] you just

show

you don't know what you're talking about

how would that be the case

uh well i have never been intoxicated

before but

i have never been intoxicated before

prior to this to

you should already be married

who deserves me

who deserves me please explain who

deserves me

who deserves me we got i'm sorry i'm not

getting married man i'm not getting

married all these women out here

have such a rich past

as they like to experiment nowadays i

don't want to do the experiment i don't

want

an experimentation

and

you know i'm saying all these women out

here they're just

they're not worthy of having my kids

they're not worthy of having my kids

i'm sorry they're just not worthy of

having my kids i'm sorry i'm sorry but

that's the case

that's just the case

that's just the case

you're gonna be single forever if you

think like that i've been single forever

i've been single forever

i don't like the korean girl from crash

landing on you dude i like the korean

girl from memories of alhambra

and [ __ ] fist same girl that's the girl

i have a crush on but she just lives in

the tv she doesn't she's she's not real

she lives in the tv

why do you always talk about women in

every stream

because that

is what

that is first of all it's relatable

second of all

i'm gonna be real

that's just been what's on my mind

you understand i'm an honest authentic

person

i don't fake [ __ ]

that's just been what's on my mind

when it's off my mind i won't be talking

about it and also it what's it's the

most interesting topic there is for

streamers on twitch

oh man

notice i wasn't always you know what i

mean

just beat a nut

i tried today and i couldn't

i tried i literally tried today and i

literally couldn't i was like [ __ ] man i

can't

you know how i know this is like

dude

i tried to think about titties today

and then i thought about gyno and i was

like wait isn't that gyno and i just

stopped i wasn't horny no more

i was thinking about titties today and

then i just thought about gyno and i was

like wait what

i know i confused myself and i just

wasn't horny no more

i just confused myself and wasn't

horny no more you know

breast tissue on women isn't fat

gyno isn't fat

gyno is literally a hormonal

form of titties

kind of stuff start thinking about men i

was thinking about women but i was

thinking about titties i was thinking

what separates this from a guy with gyno

and then i just

lost my erection i just stopped but but

that was that's just what i did in my

mind that's just what i did in my mind

the truth was as i was my sex drive

isn't was not high today

i did not have a high sex drive today

so that's why

bro it's time to give in and use tinder

bruh i don't have pictures i don't have

pictures man i do not have [ __ ]

pictures and i'm banned off tinder

i'm actually banned off tinder

now that i remember it i'm banned off

tinder

what separates male asses from female

asses i can actually answer this

question i can actually answer that

question that one's easy dude female ass

is

it's okay male ass is muscular support

for the excuse exoskeleton system

female ass is

wild and bodacious

and it's just

bouncing with every step

you know what i mean that's the

difference

that's the difference

you know what i mean

that's such an easy distinction to make

that's an easy distinction to make

no there is a really big difference dude

there's a really big difference

come to portugal

i wish man

what do you think i just come to

portugal

and you called me a sickle how is that

sick that's factual

that's facts

go hiking

why would i go hiking

would you still

love your wife she got in a terrible

accident and got her ass removed

um

she can keep the kids and i'm getting

divorced

but she can keep the kids those are not

my not only is she not my wife anymore

those are not even my kids no more

i will disown the kids i had through

that wife if she lost her ass

and i used to not think this i used to

be a wholesome guy who was like oh hey

and now

after what happened to me i don't give a

[ __ ] those are not even my kids no more

[ __ ] doggy dog world

call you know

yes prior to this engagement

are you are you [ __ ] playing a

character with me is this how you talk

no this is indeed how i talk yes it is i

must say that first i am a bit more

why'd i get banned off tinder

because

because i'll tell you why i got arrested

because one time i was at my friend's

house and i made a fake tinder

called jessica

and i made this the profile picture of

jessica

and doing me wrong i was getting

hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of

likes

and it was hilarious out

every time i was swiping i gotta i got

like

500 likes in 20 minutes

but

but it got me banned permabanned off

tinder

i can't even make a tinder with my

number

so that's why i'm banned off tinder

okay

um

yeah is what it is

try bumble i don't want bumble man

bumble is for smart educated girls

and who you know

this is this is bumble right this is

bumble let me tell you what bump is

bumble is like hermione granger girls

with glasses and they walk around with

their books

hi

this is bumble girl

girls out here hermione granger they got

their books

i am a little shy

um

do you want to talk about

um

science and [ __ ] like that right

hinder girls

tinder girls nasty man that's what i'm

talking about you know what i mean

if anything it would be tinder if

anything it would be tinder

you know what i mean

if anything i would be on tinder i'm not

on any dating app but i'm gonna be on

bumbo

i'm gonna be on bumble get the [ __ ] out

of here

book girls are hot though

i don't think they are i really don't

think they are he tells a story who

broke my heart

no

nobody broke my heart

no ain't nobody broke my heart okay

nobody broke my heart

but

things are revealed to me

revealed to me

revealed to me

the truth is

i thought i was gonna have

i thought i found

someone i'm gonna marry them as my

muslim wife

you understand

and look what happened

you said they let you down

yeah they let me down

they let me down was it arranged no

no it wasn't

i was just betrayed let me just i'll

just say i was just betrayed i was

betrayed and no i wasn't cheated on

because it wasn't it wasn't

but i was betrayed you understand i was

betrayed

i was betrayed

how

everyone in chat suck my dick literally

you all

keep your distance

you are listen

i will never tell you [ __ ]

because here's the problem

one percent of you are scumbags

you try to use every weakness in my life

against me

[ __ ] you [ __ ] i ain't telling you

[ __ ]

i ain't telling you [ __ ]

that's the truth

you already [ __ ] up

who the [ __ ] are you

your account was made in 2012.

yeah why do you care y'all are so nosy

y'all are so nosy y'all are so nosy

y'all are so nosy

y'all are so nosy

no i don't want your therapy gaga i

don't need therapy you understand

i don't need your therapy

this was all happening in real life

not on stream

not online all real life [ __ ] y'all will

never know about it y'all will never

know about it

simple as that

simple as that

i need therapy

i need therapy

i need therapy

i need therapy get the [ __ ] out of here

i don't need therapy

i don't need therapy

because now that i'm a big streamer i

realize something

bruh i ain't got to put any work in i'm

not putting any work in from here from

this moment forward i'm not putting in

work i'm not putting in effort i'm gonna

just

link

my big stream i'm gonna use my celebrity

status

to get what i need

i'm gonna

ain't gonna not have no relationships

and gonna not have no marriage and gonna

not have nothing like

that and that's the truth

that's the truth

i don't trust nobody

i don't need nobody

except

a body if you know what i'm talking

about i'm talking about body you know i

mean

that's what i'm talking about

that's what i'm talking about

you know what i mean

if she's below a seven

i ain't gonna i'm not gonna look her way

i'm a streamer now

i don't gotta settle for i don't i don't

gotta

do nothing i'm famous

i'm i'm a celebrity i'm famous you

understand

[ __ ] man let me tell you what let me

tell you how it's going to work going

forward this is how it's going to start

working ready i'm going to walk outside

and this was going to be like

yeah that's what i'm talking about you

know what i mean

you know what i mean ain't gotta worry

about [ __ ]

ain't gotta worry about [ __ ] you know

what i mean

i don't gotta worry about nothing you

know what i mean y'all are the ones who

are worried i'm not worried

and i will show

no

mercy

i'm gonna trust me trust me trust me

trust me trust me trust me i am not a

kind man i am not a kind man no more i

will not be kind i am not a kind man i

am not a nice man

and you want to know why

i made a tinder and a bumble on

different days i waited two hours and i

didn't get any matches

i've been the same [ __ ] guy

because why because i oh i don't know if

he's a serial killer oh no no this is

what they think oh who's this guy this

guy's a bum this guy's a nobody

and i deleted it after by the way i

deleted the app after

now

since i'm a celebrity all of a sudden

i'm interesting right all of a sudden

i'm interesting

every listen every woman in my life i'm

just gonna use them

no relationships

you had that chance and what happened

what happened

what happened

imma use

i'm not

about

i'm saying i don't give a [ __ ]

no one gets that match this fast you

give it up a week

a week

a week when i can go outside and just

spit game spit game to 100 girls and get

five numbers

or ten numbers

a week

i'll just go out

the only reason i made a tinder and a

bumble was cause quarantine

but they was all they were responding to

the streamers

they were responding to

xqc instead of me

but now that i'm a

streamer excuse me

i don't give a [ __ ] no more

i'mma let you guys know something i'm

since i'm becoming famous i'm become

famous i'ma let you guys know something

like just to be honest like i want to

have us have an honest relationship

right

some streamers are like hey you know a

lot of streamers when they get big

like they gotta they get a lot of

attention from girls and they just

they just go crazy and i'm not gonna be

like that i'm gonna settle down with one

girl and no i'm gonna be like that i'm

gonna be like that

i am gonna be like that

you understand

i am gonna be like that

and i'm not gonna

i'm not gonna settle

okay gaga here's the thing

here's the thing

i'm not settling

for

i don't settle below excellence

i've never settled below excellence

right

but

first of

all yes you say what

would you say

it's like it either has to be your wife

immediately or demeaning sex how's that

demeaning how's it demeaning it don't

got to be demeaning

it's just you know

i'm not committing

i'm not committing to nobody why should

i

base thank you late

lysip

lysippias

omega you're the dumbest [ __ ]

hey hey omega

you're

are you are literally proof of why chat

is the most stupid

[ __ ]

entity in the world you literally made

that prediction or that um

you literally made that guess and it

makes you look so [ __ ] stupid you

actually think i'm talking about someone

from twitch

you are literally a [ __ ] idiot you

literally see what happens on screen and

and you think like oh

everything i see is the truth if i don't

see something it's not real you [ __ ]

idiot

you know what i'm banning you

no i'm gonna time you out

oh he highlighted his thing i can't time

him out mods time out for one week he

needs a week to reflect on how stupid he

is

he literally he literally thinks

everything he's seen on stream is that's

the only thing in my life you are

literally stupid as hell you are

literally stupid as hell

success okay now i can time you out

actually i'm gonna make it nine eight

days not just seven days eight days

eight is the number of infinity in the

kabbalah okay

so you should infinite you should

reflect on the infinite stupidity of

what you say

um

[Music]

third of all third of all

okay let me announce some rules i got

rules now you know

you know what what's that song by dua

lupa

oh what's that song by dua lupa

okay

[Music]

i got new rules you understand

i got some new rules you know what i

mean i got some new rules

damn she's actually fine as hell

what the [ __ ]

[Music]

[Music]

i got new rules you ready

first okay let me explain to you

if she don't like dual lupa she's not

allowed on my bed

that's the first thing if she don't look

like dualupa she's not allowed on my bed

that's the first rule

second rule

if she not a 7 out of 10

she's not allowed to look at me she's

not allowed to look at me if she looks

at me i call my lawyer she gets a fine

she's not even allowed to look at me in

public

to talk to me

to talk to me

to talk to me

she gotta have ass thicker than my head

you understand just to talk to me to

speak to me

who speak to me

just to speak words to me and for me to

acknowledge those words

or else my lawyer will find her

for me to speak

back

for me to speak back and conversate

because she can speak to me but i just

will ignore her but for me to speak back

and actually acknowledge her

she gotta have the whole package she

gotta have ass tits and the face

and the face

that's important

and if the only women in my bed will

look like do a lipa

otherwise it will never happen

okay and then to marry me

to get married

to date me just to date me right because

i'm dating for marriage why else would i

date to date me

why else would i date other than for

marriage right why to date me

she has to have all of the above i just

mentioned she's got to have all the

above i just mentioned and

to date me she has to have

no history

i'm her first

to date me and marry me she has to have

no history

absolutely no history

no other man will come to me and say i

hit that

absolutely no other man will come to me

and say i hit that absolutely no other

man

y'all understand these my new rules

[Music]

them

[Music]

i forgot how much i hate this song

honestly

have you heard about zoltanius

yeah he's a guy who debated me because

left com set up a bunch of quotes and

arguments and i literally wiped the

[ __ ] floor with him and he was so

humiliated

from my debate with him

that literally he copes to this day

literally to this day

talking [ __ ]

because he's so sad about how much he

got [ __ ] wrecked

you are in for a [ __ ] show if you live

by those rules i'm famous now first of

all i've always been a handsome fit

interesting

great guy

but now i'm also famous

so explain to me why i should settle for

less go ahead chat actually chat explain

why i should settle for less go ahead

i'll wait

i'll wait

all y'all got is my height which is not

a big deal in real life it's only an

internet problem and a [ __ ] tinder

problem and and fame it mitigates height

never forget that fame mitigates height

the second thing is the hair who gives a

[ __ ]

what's triggered you're shaming was when

who am i [ __ ] shaming gaga get the

[ __ ] are you talking about

what happened

no i've always said i ain't marrying

nobody with the past

i can marry who i want

i don't mean i'm shaming anyone i'm just

saying i ain't gonna marry

so you're saying i have to marry

whoever

being 10 out of 10 doesn't mean you're

good to date let me tell you all the

truth

let me tell you all the truth

no you didn't

what didn't i do

you are a control freak

y'all think i need a guy to come call me

up one day and be like yeah i [ __ ]

your girl

i am the sultan i am the emmer i'm the

prince

i don't need that [ __ ]

what if she had a past with women

i don't give a [ __ ] about that

she can literally still be with women

when she's with me i'm not threatened by

women

she can be with as many women as she

wants was when she's with me

like not to the point where like uh

you know well actually

if she's spending too much time away

then i'll just cheat you know like so

that's up to her

why do you care about what other men say

because they have facts to back it up

it's not about what they say it's about

the factuality of what they're saying

it's about the factuality of what

they're saying

the factuality

and okay gaga let me ask you a question

since you're so

much on top of this right

if they're

my if they're meant to be with me

and they don't why did they choose

another man instead of me

because if they have a past that means

they have had men in their life

that they chose instead of me

thank you sources a true sultan needs a

proper harem

nah i mean

that's not what i'm saying

think about it think about it think

about it

all i'm saying is

good luck with your choice

you made it that was your choice

that wasn't my choice they didn't know

why

you existed and that's my problem is

that my problem or their problem

that ain't my problem

they should have tried to find out

they should have

done their research

and tried to find out

that sounds like a them problem

they don't know i existed you should

have known i existed

every day they tell themselves oh yeah

haas doesn't exist

doesn't exist well turns out i do made

the wrong choice

denying i exist

more reserved but generally but

gradually as this conversation goes on

perhaps you'll see a different side

dude are you i'm the problem i ain't the

problem

i'm the solution

and the problem is

the real problem is

fakeness in this world are you a mod

no

no i'm not

mods

do you call girls like discord kittens

you know do you have a discord kitten

no no no

no i generally my online life is

separate from real life i personally

don't subscribe to those aspects of the

culture in general

damn dude what do you subscribe to then

banger

that was good i do admit that i did walk

into that one

if you if you walking around thinking

someone's gonna walk up to you and say

yo i [ __ ] your wife

well why would i give someone the power

to do that why would i give someone the

power to do that

why would i give someone the power to do

that no no gaga this is why you're wrong

the type of women that i'm looking for

she has so much pride she has so much

pride she never gave another man a

chance

until she found me

out of pride

out of pride like a queen like a

princess who literally is above everyone

that's what i'm looking for a true alpha

female

that's what i'm looking for

that's what i'm looking for yeah she has

to match my dragon energy

i'm sorry but if she let another man hit

it

that's not my energy she can go with

that other man that is not me

that ain't me that ain't my energy

so she just jerked off twice a day like

you

exactly

that's why you're single

listen

this the difference between me and y'all

i'm a king you're a

peasant so y'all can go ahead and settle

for less i ain't settled for less

you hit other women though

so

so what

no you know what this is the dumbest

[ __ ] i've ever [ __ ] seen in my chat

house can't handle a woman who uses her

sexuality to her own benefit the [ __ ]

are you talking about that's the most

cringe stupid [ __ ] i ever heard

what a cope oh she just used her

sexuality to her benefit it's not like

she gave herself to another man

and gave in to what another man wanted

from her

it's that she was using her sexuality as

a machiavellian weapon get the [ __ ] out

of here [ __ ] liar

what a cope

you had about half as much game as this

but who is that guy talking to rare

first that's what you're not [ __ ]

paying attention to dumbass you all

settle for less i don't settle for less

we are not the same chat all of you

talking [ __ ] to me we are not the same

if you don't get it it's just because

we're not the same we are not the same

you gave in to what other women wanted

from you that is not true gaga that

ain't true i have to put in work and

effort to get what i want

that's the thing i had to put in work

and effort to get what i want they

didn't put in any [ __ ] work

nobody was working on me

like how could i be wrong about this

i can't even believe this

sounds rough

if you didn't have to [ __ ] put in

work to get what you wanted

you are captain ahab

you nasty ass kum cell people when did i

you know i just said ugly people be

[ __ ] ugly dudes yeah ugly dudes don't

have to put in work because they're with

ugly people and ugly people just [ __ ] on

the fly on the spot nothing nothing goes

on there's no cat and mouse there's no

effort there's no nothing there's no

game ain't nothing like that ugly ass

[ __ ]

that's true

dating men is very difficult

yeah so they decide which man gets to

hit it

and they did they have to it's hard to

decide who you allow but i'm just saying

that's your decision you made that

decision and you know that's your man in

my eyes

i'm not you man

well this is a very interesting

discussion

i never thought i'd find myself here

bro you joined in the waiting room of a

speed

here's the thing here's the thing

i do not want a virgin woman i just want

her to have zero bodies

i forgot to tell you i don't know if

you're aware of this but you are very

attractive will you dm me your phone

number you're you're a hundred percent

you're you're playing a [ __ ]

character dude i can't do a lipa asked

to marry you would you no because she

ticks the boxes for looks but not for

her past

so no

thank you seriously

you're a [ __ ] skyrim ncc dude

you're a [ __ ] npc

she literally calls him an npc

bruh that i thought i was the only one

i love it nope i'm so i'm aroused

all right then so if you are will you

send me your phone number you are most

determined what if all her exes are dead

now

hmm

wait a second i didn't think about that

okay there can be max

two exes

maximum two exes they both have to be

dead and if they have brothers their

brothers have to be dead too

and if they had close guy friends they

all have to be dead too

and under those conditions it would be

fine

under those conditions it would be fine

and their father and their yeah

their father has to be their fathers

their ex's father has to be gone and

their ex's

children have to be gone

because i don't want no little [ __ ]

eight-year-old coming at me my daddy

[ __ ] your girl i'm not gonna have that

[ __ ] happen

what if their neighbors are men i don't

care about neighbors

actually i don't know because what if

their neighbor calls me like yeah i saw

your girl getting plowed in the other

room the other day man

yeah

i think so the neighbors that's too

that's true

that's true

it depends i would have to investigate

it would have to be

there would have to be a i would hire a

comprehensive investigation task force

to just see what's going the specific

situation and if it all works out

thank you handsome barley and ain't

nobody got [ __ ] over me and nobody can

use nothing over me then it would be

fine under those conditions it would be

fine but keep in mind they still have to

take all of the boxes just in terms of

appearance before that

practice and i think you should know

that

shut the [ __ ] up talk normally i want to

hear it

that is how i talk

that is that you won't get anything

um you are very attractive i must say

would you mind uh sending me pictures

what about the plumber

[ __ ]

bro why did she have to [ __ ] the dude

though you know what i mean like why did

they have to [ __ ] think about it why did

they have to [ __ ]

couldn't they just have

held hands once why did they have to

[ __ ]

think about it

khan's [ __ ] is fun

there we go fwp the dude with no honor

zero sense of reality come back in one

day when you learn to have honor

you know what i mean

because [ __ ] is fine okay reddit it's

a video game we get it life is like a

video game and i am collecting coins

trying to save the girl obstacles i'm

bumbling hurdles

i'm growing up to be a big boy we get a

dude my your life is like a video game

sex is like a video game it's all about

pleasure

you're right

you're right

dumbass

your naked body you know no

i only wish for your [ __ ] believe me i

am not i am not easily swayed i am not

easily

begone thought what the [ __ ]

say something dirty

say something

i didn't prepare anything and i'm not

sure if you deserve it yet bro

alacrity's so cute honestly he's so cute

bro i'm gonna say alacrity deserves a

nice

mormon woman he deserves a nice

mormon

upstanding

good woman he does honest honest to god

he does he does swear to god he does

did you just say what i thought you said

i don't deserve you

yeah excuse me

do i have to win a debate against you to

gain your affections

yeah not not necessarily that but you do

need to say as i love to say demonstrate

demonstrate you want me to peacock for

you

i don't quite know what that is

peacock like you know you don't know the

bird peacock and

yes i do know what oh i see you were

using it in that sense yes i'm gonna i'm

gonna like you know show ruffle your

feathers with my beautiful big bite

uh

uh i don't are you permitted to do that

like i don't know yes like

like i said i i don't know just would

you like me to work for you you know

twerk

are you permitted

do whatever you wish but i personally

have no preference

you don't have a problem like again

i mean you need to demonstrate why i

should be attracted i i would say yes

but

if i'm not impressed by what i see i

would i would call it i'll point out i'd

be like you know what i mean i'd be mean

so

do that at your own risk

if you're trying to impress me i'm not

impressed you're going to know about it

i know i'm not no i'm not a nice guy i

ain't nice to nobody

in the first place like okay wait wait

okay let me let me get this um what do

you like in a woman

uh i say personality i used to be

focused more on other things but i just

say generally personality is more

important because if she asks you to

talk dirty her show us your game i would

say

i'm trying to [ __ ] you know they have

experience yeah that

has

convinced me of that smooth as hell you

know i mean

i'd be like

[ __ ]

i'm trying to have

sexual intercourse

would you mind

if i can

have sexuality relations with you

and [ __ ] man in the bag

i was in the waiting room on this show

before

damn yeah dude go on next dude i'm gonna

i'm going on this too the next time

is she live now she's i thought she's

live uh

whenever she's live next

what's a personality

damn whenever they're doing it again i'm

doing it if she's doing it tomorrow i'm

doing it tomorrow

who do better on the show jackson or

infrared jackson dude

there's no [ __ ] shot

jackson easily

what's a personality like what kind of

personality do you want

save the way that you talk other things

like just just the way that you interact

with other people one thing that i most

care about is open-mindedness

because i do like to debate but it can

get tiresome at times what do you want

me to be open-minded about

eating ass watch him say

i don't know just

like say where to go or what to do

like one thing that annoys me a lot is

just

no not yet no i don't think that was a

but we're gonna we're gonna watch the

rest of this tomorrow this goes on way

too long this goes on way too long i

gotta go work out

um this goes on way way too long

but

i couldn't

who is this

his name is electricity he debate

yeah he's he's the npc guy

i will dispense your arguments with

alacrity

bruh y'all are gonna only leave me

290 viewers to raid

this is the this is the

okay boomer girl

and this is how i'm supposed to impress

her okay thanks guys

thanks

just leave when i raid okay everyone

come in

so i get like

400 people to raid with

and then just leave right after

raid zerka the only reason i'm not

raising raiding zirca is because he's

gonna call me on discord

and i ain't got time for that

tonight i gotta go work out

i gotta pour in here

so i can make if you want to see a

collab or not you want to see a collab

i'm just kidding

bye guys

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