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you're my sisters but you know

diamonds are made under pressure and

speaking of pressure

we have two of the most intense

power levels on twitch we have infrared

the [ __ ] commie that i swear to god

looks like me if i did lsd every day of

my life

and then bro stop flattering yourself

i'm not firing you sometime i look like

you

everybody tries to compare me to you i

would never take finasteride with or

without here my swag levels are off the

chart okay

wow i guess i'll let chad get to me

next we have modi modi's known for bars

so

this is gonna be a slippery one this is

gonna be the most intense [ __ ] battle

we're gonna be here

all [ __ ] night if you haven't hit

subscribe

then i i promise you i

promise you i don't want your

subscription i just want the feeling

dm me how you feel when i turn this

[ __ ] stream off and you go back to

minecraft

this is what twitch will become 100

000 viewers subscribe please just push

me up just push me up okay

i'm not asking you to push me up because

i'm not gonna work hard

i'm asking you to push me up because i

want a ferrari in my life dude like i

worked hard bro

i've worked so hard like ferrari is to

pretend to be friends with these [ __ ]

people

all right

let's go let's go okay so modi

first of all why are you in me girl's

room what's going on dude

listen bro okay i've been making you

know coronavirus has been real hard on

me bro you know

to as soon as the the travel

restrictions got lifted i have to do a

world tour bro so

yeah you're you're a rapper right

no bro i've never upped my life don't

you talk about i'll do a battle too

rap battle i don't i only rap at

mcdonald's bro

i wasn't gonna ask you for a rap battle

but that answer is definitely affecting

my judgment you don't want to change it

at all you good on that

oh i'm good okay i'm in the end zone i

don't do rap anymore i do comedy

okay you wanna hear a joke

don't quit your day job let's go for

infrared how do you feel

what do you mean how i feel i've always

been feeling the same infrared is rising

fastest growing streamer on twitch you

know i'm saying i beat destiny five

times would have been six but he pushed

it out today

okay did you do half a million views

overnight with no game release on your

first day on the internet and no fault

so listen let's get the [ __ ] out of here

yeah youtube views don't [ __ ] matter

i get way more concurrent viewers than

you did if you ever started out even if

i wasn't a political streamer

i would have been rising today i love

the delusion let's go guys

why do you think infrared you are the

perfect male specimen

let's go first of all here's what i'm

saying here's what i'm saying i was

gonna come with the great case but i've

been seeing the lineup before me

wow the competition the first of all you

brought on uh [ __ ] pee wee herman

then you brought on tweedledee and

tweedledum couldn't even tell the

difference between them

then you brought on harry potter talking

[ __ ] about michigan by the way

[ __ ]

i saw that shirt saying [ __ ] michigan if

i see you on the royale you're going to

be uh

in big trouble to be fair i don't think

anyone on earth defends michigan like

are you from there

yeah i'm from michigan i'm living in

best state in the union

really best state in america i'm

thinking about

a political movement to secede and

michigan becomes its own state i've just

never

seen someone defend michigan that's like

defending connecticut

like what are you doing bro bro you live

in canada yeah

i live in the most expensive city on

here that's where i live

i live in vancouver the most beautiful

city on earth and i'm not saying it's

beautiful the most beautiful

because vancouver you know i'm saying

toronto is at least a little bit better

than vancouver you're talking about

vancouver is a flex it is you know what

my health care is i rest my kids

hey girls chad you coming to vancouver

they all look like me is that where

drake came from all right modi why do

you think you're the perfect male

specimen let's hear it bro and i want

energy from you guys because i swear to

god dude

i swear to me bro i'm i'm over i'm more

of a reswitch type of guy myself bro you

know smoking dope little chilling back

bro i might have to say two words per

minute on this one

[ __ ] looks like christopher

robin from winnie the pooh

you look like you look like johnson

i'm in here for a [ __ ] second like

granted we have content we have great

things but i know has or

i'm sorry infrared and modi i know you

guys want to win um it seems like we've

had this situation where we're pitting

the subs against the more dominant

people

over and over again in these rounds and

haas if you've been watching these

previous rounds you we would notice that

the subs always win

modi is very submissive mode

i was gonna ask you if you would

ghostwrite for me for fifteen hundred

dollars but it seems like i did not

give up

man if you're making viral stacks

overnight you should keep making the

baha'is you becoming incredibly dominant

in this situation

but also modi now what the [ __ ] is going

on here

i just rolled out of bed for this bro

i'm gonna settle the i'm gonna settle it

girls i'm gonna settle it it's okay

let's see what do you got

okay bro what do you got throw me your

neck show me

no show me your arms show me your biceps

show the chest i put this hoodie i'm not

turning back

your bicep little boy show him you big

bro

it's over it's over it's over what's

happening okay

what's

[Music]

those titties bro they got me hypnotized

bro i'm saying twitch

i'm feeling scandalous today you know

what i'm saying just chatting

scandalously take it to the other

category bro hey yeah take your [ __ ] off

bro

i can't it's toos but i would i

literally no no it's not tos

absolutely if it's no sexual context and

you want to go

super saiyan you know what tyler1 is

don't don't take your [ __ ] off brother

dude i don't want to get banned

are you 100 sure this is safe listen

dude wait can we

john john you just got banned so yeah

yeah

but i realized i don't know i just

remember the energy

we all missed you but here's the thing

is that there's more content on twitch

now you know what i'm saying talking

about me

probably oh take it off three streamers

of twitch i'm one of the top three

streamers of twitch

how about you take your shirt off and

we'll see huh how about one i don't want

to matt

in the chat i swear to god

and we're good yeah just just don't rub

your neck

if slicker can take his [ __ ] off bro

no no listen if you don't want to you

don't have to but guys if you want to

rip your shirts off

if it's as long as it's in the comical

tone that's

fine and like if i get banned this is

more more fat material for me like guys

i don't want to get banned i don't want

to give away maybe send me a dm

let's see what that chest looks i don't

know anyways i can't take my show off

right i look like jack skellington

okay why do you think infrared's a

stupid little [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] [ __ ]

what i don't know you said it in the dms

i did say that [ __ ] that [ __ ]

you look like a toothpick i'll pick my

teeth with you talking all that [ __ ]

show me your teeth right now you've got

eu teeth guaranteed

i'm not showing [ __ ] to you what am i

gonna show you my ass you gotta

take orders from you you look like zerko

who didn't go viral brian or are you

like destiny if he was a chad meme i'm

already viral i beat destiny five times

and i haven't heard about you once bro

that's because you're irrelevant

everybody knows who i am who everybody

on this panel knows who i am if they

don't they're lying

girls i don't know who either of you are

i know modi

they'll be using the chance of aiden

ross w

they call me the aidan ross of political

twitch that's what they're saying

oh no they're not going to be that big

no one's

you're like a sauce politician bro you

talking to destiny talking about soaking

these dicks that's what adam ross does

bro

yeah you said you ate and ross not me

bro

can you speak up i can't even hear what

you're saying you're mumbling and

stopping you said you're the ayden rush

not me brother

just speak with your child i have a

chest bro you've got you've only got the

melons bro i got the melons bro i ain't

got them

john can you do that by the way girls

can you

just check your dms all right um no i i

can't guys right now because i'm

pectare from going so far

you're lying [ __ ] you've been slow

i've been like pressing with three legs

my life is crooked

all right um you know i got a question

modi

can you sing the chorus of you were my

pog

champ for us to chat i love that song

wait that's my

viral song that's your song i just

looked you up that's your song

that is my voice but i'm also on cold

ones i think that's the more important

thing right now

ah is it though yeah three hundred

thousand views every night well they

invited ian he

cox too so let's keep it moving is it

like idubbbz

kinda okay pogba i can sing it go ahead

john circa hit me with a beat beatbox

right now oh yeah

john john beatbox he's got a song

if your guitar yeah you were my

[Music]

hey there's not that much of a rave just

a little melody in there you know you

could have gotten it more exciting

you had your moment here i'm uh actually

i've quit singing

what is this nah this is a gladiator i'm

a photographer

i'm a i'm a [ __ ] mongolian throat

singer bro what do you got on that

i'm the genghis khan of twitch

that is that is mongolian throwing that

was pretty good hey what can i say bro

i'm the alpha

how do you what do you think that one

bro how does somebody do that

guys i i don't mean to like call you

guys up but it is are you guys losing

your steam or are you guys tired or you

just saw

the library watching what are you

[ __ ] talking about

i'm waiting i'm waiting for him to share

his been awful

okay so you're waiting for modi to

increase he's boring he's boring me he's

putting me to sleep what's this

competition it's like putting a lot a

mouse in front of a lion

was this the second time you said that

bro he's still like hitting i ain't

gonna lie

listen listen listen i know i'm a sad

i'm a sad guy i'm a skinny guy but i

could never ever picture something more

sad than standing in front of the mirror

and practicing john circle lines bro i

ain't gonna lie to you bro

you he's a stranger is the of on your

sweater what is it stanford is stanford

omni fans

um i'm a big supporter of sex workers

hashtag support sex workers am i right

guys

yeah yeah [ __ ] you're a rapper

soundcloud rapper

no bro i didn't rap i don't know who

told you this i don't know where you

guys

are nervous i don't know why you guys

are my pog champ sound like a sound

yeah i'm a i'm a man i don't look so

nervous it's four in the morning bro

what else do you want me to look

you look nervous because you know what's

going on knees weak arms are heavy bro

you're in a cage with a gorilla right

now that's why you're nervous

looking like christopher robin looking

like eminem went to hogwarts

ain't nothing wrong with that bro a lot

of problems with that

these that uh what was that giant thing

that you had at the beginning of the

stream has was it like a giant sounding

rod or what was that i think it was this

is called this is called the

the wig splitter it was a gift to me

from big herx shout out big herc

uh 416. um yeah it's called the wig

splitter basically

it strikes terror and fear in my enemies

that's an analogy

you can't even count that's able hey

wait if that was an anal b that's power

if he can fit that so i'm still

impressed

honestly i thought he was sitting on it

i ain't gonna lie bro i don't even see

his chair

absolute power monkey magic type [ __ ]

bro wait was that a joke i love a man

with this cavernous hat is that a joke

because i forgot to laugh was that a

joke

it doesn't seem like you laugh at a lot

of things bro you need to see the fun in

life

you talk really fast so i can't even

hear what you're saying maybe you did

stop smoking so much dope and you could

keep

up with my intellect you gorilla as you

said sorry not my words by the way

um i heard the nervousness in your voice

when you said that i'm not a guy

i'm kind of nervous bro john i'm a big

fan of john bro and i've got two of them

on streams like it's double starstruck

you know

i'm in it to win it what do you got to

show a girlfriend

oh [ __ ] where should we wait modi

don't bring your listen my friend don't

bring your girl into this

because she compares me to you it's not

going to be a competition don't bring

your girl into this movie right she saw

you

she saw you she turned around and went

to bed bro she was lying even watching

this tree

because she's dming me right now hold on

i don't understand

right now you are dominating this right

now but you just [ __ ] on yourself modi

literally just said

i have a girlfriend and you didn't play

to that

well he did i literally just did are you

dead right he said but i mean play to

that in the sense of like why are

like what we're all here what are you

doing here you know

well this isn't a talking show this is a

this is a clash of clubs it's not a

dating show

it's the same [ __ ] why would i pick you

if you already have a girlfriend though

i'm now

and now are you trying to date me am i

am i a bachelor money maker

let me make it easy for you then you

would never have a chance with me

never never whoa

here's the line hey here's the line

here's why you took it bro you're

talking to yourself

i'm waiting for the line okay

i think no woman deserves me what do you

think about that whoa but what about

hey what about you as as your beard's a

little too patchy to talk like that like

yeah yeah you're bad your beard needs to

be a little less tattooed i also love

all the things of all the things

you're going to insult me like one of

the best things about me my beautiful

guy that has you you got that from

somewhere maybe you're at your mom's

house maybe you have somebody else's

house because most men whatever your age

is i really don't know i don't know if

you're 21 or if you're 38.

but most men wouldn't purchase that

stick that you're holding that you've

been so adamant i did not purchase it

i think you borrowed it from somebody

perhaps your mom yeah

i should probably give it back to him so

he doesn't fall over okay

so you holding the stick this entire

time it's been so [ __ ] cringe and so

try hard like you're gonna beat somebody

or do something that i've been leaning

over towards modi this entire thing is

the wig

and that comment that you just made it

was incredibly embarrassing it did

absolutely nothing

it wasn't funny i don't care i don't

care about your vote

oh that's anyway but you should not

care about my vote

okay um wait i have like a thing for the

guys okay so

because this is kind of hostile what's

like one thing you could say

you admire not admire is kind of an

overstatement but what's one good thing

about the other person

very those pecs prank allowing us to

suck his teeth more than anyone else in

this cast and i i'll keep your whole

straight bro i'm good

i'm guilty yeah bro this mother's like

bumble not blows

johnson across from me bro but then he

like that he's got the wizard stick out

he's like gandalf the commie bro

you're like i have no clue

you lack the necessary originality for

me that's not a compliment bro shut up

shut up you lack the necessary

originality for me to be

especially hostile to you why'd you use

such big words to say such little things

bro

yeah and true then say it in a simpler

way

can you go now can you say something

nice about modi cause he went dude

you guys should subscribe yeah you're

not unique enough for me to hate you so

i'm in neutral tournaments

so you're basically saying i'm handsome

when you like me

um you're not that bad hey what can i do

okay i'll take it you're not that bad

looking

hey thanks bro i

what is your issue with this judge

john's got the big [ __ ] stick out

staring bro because

because here's the thing i don't kiss

nobody's as i have too much pride that's

the thing

you don't eat us bro i don't do that

mm-hmm

i don't have to kiss eyes i'd be kissing

an [ __ ]

i don't do that you don't have to kiss

house at all just be

just be funny and like make it good and

not try hard that's okay i've been doing

that

probably can we rewind the vod i missed

everything did i have my eyes closed

wait that's the assumption anyone cares

what you think i don't care what you

think

did it have i been asleep this entire

time did i miss the whole [ __ ] show

or just the last 20 minutes i feel like

i closed my eyes volunteering

your friends with that i wonder what you

think guys what is your most

what is your name he's the biggest

[ __ ] resident sleeper there is one

god i wish i could roast you for your

friends but i don't know who you are

yo shut the [ __ ] up what is your most

toxic trait

being too handsome probably bro down bro

being this handsome all the girls like

you know you come out here

let him talk dude i don't give a [ __ ]

toxic straight yeah um i randomly ghost

people for no reason

okay at least that one was honest modi

can we have an actual toxic

i'm not i don't have it i don't have any

toxic i'm perfect in every single way

look at me

oh narcissism okay there it is oh yes

hey i got a million dollar smile bro i'm

going viral overnight circa junior

they're calling me around the hood i

ain't gonna lie

oh god okay i have a hypothetical

question

[Laughter]

okay do you guys believe in like soul

mates no

buddy

i used to but i realized my soulmate is

gonna be in another life not this life

i'll keep it real this one time i

actually had a soulmate it wasn't like

an online relationship

like but then like no joke this is not

even a meme bro i'm like we were eating

like three months i joined a [ __ ]

lol tyler one public discord and she was

getting like a train runner in public vc

bro

four guys one girl like i broke my heart

ever since then i've been cold-hearted

like the weekend

[ __ ] like on camera you saw i tuned in

bro and i was like whoa cuz she was like

i'm busy bro

and she was like i jumped in there broke

so she was like she was acting like she

had no time for me bro trying to play

league and run it down mid bro and she

was like

there were four guys bro no joke and

they were all talking about how much

they

how big a boot he was in shitboards like

how they know i hadn't even seen it bro

my heart was broken at a very young age

so you got cooked

oh i got medical bro i was 14 crying my

eyes out bro i was like i was gonna go

meet him i'll tell my mum's about to go

to new york and buy coffee for what is

that what

is that like being cooked i don't know

john bro

[ __ ] like honestly the best way i can

describe it bro it's just like

i felt like one of has pecs bro you know

i mean i just want to be released you

know

is there any freedom you get from it

like maybe an insight that hey

not everyone's perfect like not they're

not all made of sugar and spice bro and

you know yeah it opened my mind to the

true realities like doctor strange bro i

felt like vegeta

if vegeta had a good hair line after

that bro like it made me more like my

power level rose to

unbelievable levels so like now i've got

my heart broken strong gage and i got

cooked bro i could never be cooked again

you know

okay i guess you can easily infrared

have you been cooked

never in my [ __ ] life

ever been cheated on never done nothing

like that never yeah

you've never been cheated on yeah

so really it's more girls between you

guys like how many but what's your body

count boys

probably him i don't i don't i don't

really yeah listen bro i agree

too high and uh i don't notice most

girls so probably him

yeah bro hey my my body count is like

it's in the hundreds bro

but listen that's disgusting don't judge

me i kind of

judge me for my future

i coined a new term it came from me so

you know the word incel right there's a

new word it's called

kum cell it's basically a guy who [ __ ]

anything hundreds of people

and it's the same thing as being an

insult because you have no standards it

doesn't even matter no

someone the hard work that you leave

behind you know i mean there are plenty

of girls that need loving out there am i

right john

i didn't you seriously they're cold

hearted

do you say you're cold-hearted and you

don't get attached because you got your

heart broken by an e-date

yeah but yeah one night stands you know

what i'm saying i gave him the best

night in life

how can you like justify treating people

like [ __ ] or like

being cold-hearted for someone you

haven't physically met in person

wait so you've seen eating are you

saying does it does it isn't real

no it's not it's literally not you've

never physically met this person

bro killing me bro

they physically matter

okay if eden isn't exist i met my girl

on a justin mink's

twitch show okay now you're not editing

your actions

no we're still eating bro you're not

eating you guys

everything long distance versus e-dating

are totally if you meet someone b

if you meet someone like from

like this you've never had a girlfriend

if you haven't lived with her

period i've never had

i moved that round and it's a trap don't

live with

uh okay okay let me i have a question

for the judges judges

do you have questions you're proud of

that one scientist

you can go [ __ ] yourself

any other judges have any questions um

not you other judges no you don't tell

me bro you ain't got no questions for

how's his boobies you see his mouth he's

he's textbook

tell me about that hey hey hey mod

clean that up that guy who made the dick

choking shot and

wake the [ __ ] up that clown can [ __ ]

leave

yeah they have everyone welcome here

everyone i don't care

what the [ __ ] you are i don't care if

you're green blue everyone is welcome

this [ __ ]

stream ban that [ __ ] clown yeah red

white and blue

fourth of july happy fourth of july by

the way you guys i don't celebrate it

but i'm a big american fan

shout out toby keith you guys know who

that is you guys know who taboo keefe is

no oh my god you guys don't know that

song is that the red white

and blue was it lady liberty shaky

enough i'm a true american 1776 we pour

your tea in the ocean you bring it

i'm a true american i love that i'm a

true american

my name is uh i don't even know oh i

love when people that have porn accents

trying to speak in an american accent

okay what is the biggest turn off in

like a

relationship like our friendship thank

you baby

sex uh

when they're nice friendships bro yeah

when they're nice to me

that's the biggest turn off really you

like it when it goes mean cold hard to

you

um i prefer just not like too nice you

know

does that mean you like bows i'm a

matchmaker i don't know i

i prefer like total submission like go

can i have some pizza pops you know like

do you guys know what that is what is a

pizza what you don't know what a piece

okay

any canadians no bro you're living in

you're living in the [ __ ] hogwarts

over there with those things right all

right

it's it's a pocket of pizza

is it like a [ __ ] it's a pocket yeah

pizza roll

pizza roll yeah it's not like

so like something bad that which can

like ruin a relationship you say a

friendship

sex yeah 100 like i feel like you and

modi are gonna make out infrared

what did you say i feel like you and

modi are gonna make out because you guys

are out of juice listen let me tell you

why it's so hard to roast

i'm gonna tell you why it's so hard to

roast things just that there's not much

to work with

is this not much to work with i'm

perfect they're ready bro what am i

supposed to say

you were generic are you kidding me

if i insult you i would be insulting

thousands and thousands of people on

twitch

and that was a good one wait no has you

need some [ __ ] work i know somebody

else can roast them too

you guys came in hot at first i got a

libra i thought i was in the room with

excuse me

i thought there was going to be

competition

look wait modi's literally in a

tick-tock room they sell

tick-tock advertisements for those

little likes

we're dealing with the ultimate simp

right now because modi could you just

shift a little bit to the side because

it looks like you're wearing an only

fans hoodie right now can you elaborate

on that we addressed that on the future

we love sex

it's actually odd future if you guys

went to hip-hop you'd have to our future

is

listen if you're not subscribing we're

giving you we're breaking terms of

service right now this is pure arson on

twitch

destroy and roast him go modi

oh okay you smell a pee you look like a

chad buff

ugly destiny and i'm molina i will [ __ ]

your [ __ ] if her name was sophina i

don't give a [ __ ] you probably live on

the couch

you are ugly ass nerd looking like

mailhouse you got a big ass nose

probably smell me from here

i don't give a [ __ ] what you am cause i

know that i'm what you fear

oh encore let's go

off

we know it's momentum with you so keep

going you think it's momentum bro you

have way more for us you have

like i got a little mobile i don't want

to bust out the books bro just stand up

and go

stand up i can't stand up i'm in my

boxes bro

i don't even cap him percy oh hey we

don't need vagina on stream

let's go go where's his bars i just

i just dissed okay let's go in for it

are you ready

sure i'm coming out straight from the

hundred acre woods because we got

christopher robin from winnie the pooh

you know i'm saying everybody's here

this [ __ ] harry potter from the

uk

looks like an e-boy it's not a good day

you know what i'm saying

i'm not good at rapping but the truth is

that you're slacking you're a shitty

soundcloud rapper i'm the best rapper in

the game i go off right up the dome

you ain't got nothing to shame you know

wearing only fan shirt cause your girl's

taking those pictures and i'm taking

them too and i'm taken out to the diner

shop

with the quickers you know what i'm

saying i don't give a [ __ ] i'm a super

scion and this [ __ ] swag levels off the

chart you gotta

put it [ __ ] bicep shorter than

a twig

snap and clean my teeth like a pig

[ __ ] pink as a pig get some

suntan on your face

get some facial hair because you look

like a disgrace you look like you're

from middle school and you look like a

[ __ ]

i'm telling you right now that i'm lilo

and stitch and i'm saying that auntie

from lee lowen stitch is my girl

because she's fine as hell honestly are

you a power she really doesn't say

anything

the star is in the room i'm taking you

to outer space i'm cleaning out my room

because i'm taking out the trash

i don't want it here no more i'ma throw

it in the dumpster

throw it in the door this floats in your

room and your girls on the bed

and me on the set i'm thinking a little

bit on the snowy mountain

down the snowy mountain down the path on

the mountain

but i still have to clap that

[ __ ] started spitting a lot even

i was buffing

that's a hit wait i i have a question i

don't know where he was going with it

bro but i was following him

just a sec go ahead modi wait what

it's it's now or never you guys you got

a rap yeah should i do like a rap like

him

yes okay i was walking outside i went

down the street

and i saw has i know he has ugly hobbit

feet he said he's john zucker but he's

five foot three and now i'll give him a

[ __ ] because i'm punching his whole

family tree

i'm the best in the business now i'm

going to antarctica i found his [ __ ]

and i punched her in the father kit i

don't give a [ __ ] i'm playing the

recorder now i'm in music school

i'm a guitar boy soundcloud rapper and

you stink a poo

uh also i don't really know i got bars

but i'm not really slow you talk about

[ __ ] my [ __ ] in the snow

about she doesn't do only fans pictures

only only fans [ __ ]

i do three songs with two girls one boy

you dealing with three boys

you're a boy toy you got big pecks and i

want to suck them i like them tease

i don't really give a [ __ ] because i

know you kind of pray what's your number

whoa oh [ __ ]

is that it you know what i think modi's

winning right now

what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you

talking about modi's winning

what do you mean all these l's in the

chat will stand for legend brothers

winning what winning my own heart okay

infrared what do you think uh

what about in a if you guys were to like

meet on the street like uh

modi would [ __ ] knock you out with

him with a flying scissor kick right

what they call me conor mcgregor brian

even lying hold on hold on

shut up let's see his bicep he's not

showing us his bicep let's see it

right you skyshine no let's see no

nipple

nice i'm a libra

i'm like oh my brian the girls here have

bigger biceps what are you talking about

damn you got bigger titties than the

girls too brian hayden bro

can you listen let me tell you something

difference ready

look when you got it this big that's not

titties my friend yeah that's right

all that muscles but no one can get to

your heart bro you know what i'm saying

true but guess what nobody deserves it

you know what i'm saying because i'm

ruthless

that's a sad life bro like you sure you

need some love i'm sad i'm

sad how am i sad sad with 500 viewers

you've got 200 actually i saw it before

i mean uh friday i have 500.

okay i i respect the ground but i'm on

20 still one day i'll be there there and

i will be taking over twitter you got to

step up your game you're unoriginal

bro i'm on cold ones are you 500k

overnight what do you guys think about

my machete

what the [ __ ] are you like let me zoom

in like eat you go from bleach bro what

the [ __ ] is that

the whole time and you didn't even

notice fun i actually for real i [ __ ]

with that because

i have a jungle full screen bro i'm a

woman i'm a warrior and i only [ __ ] with

warriors you know what i'm saying

i

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if you were in a bar you would find

infrared uh attractive

that's interesting yeah he had a cool uh

little giant anal bead weapon thing

and then i show him like my cool machete

you guys can do yeah we kill everybody

in the bar and drink all the drinks

that's incredible see we also have a

love in a video

romance daily show no in reality uh we

have very long

and dating show coming up so i'm

definitely going to explore these

options

and uh guys make sure you subscribe

because this you really just

could you really just be an old raj bro

dude

wait isn't this the first show that you

were on listen guys

i don't hate brother she's good bro this

shit's better than the raj sure

don't bring just don't bring restaurants

guys you just need people like me guys

nothing beats the raw show that had

[ __ ] john cerca

all right so now we're gonna go to

voting caz let's hear it

um i'm gonna have to go with my boy

house

you know our name's ryan he's a cool guy

i wanted to tell him but you know i want

you to elaborate because

i don't want to elaborate what if i

we'll talk on the phone after okay uh

both go ahead

wait i'm trying to find modi you kept

talking about cold ones