A TRACE OF THE FUTURE [2021-11-18]

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been a gorilla since the days of the 21

century socialism video bro would love

to come on the show for the friday

debate

thank you moya appreciate you

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i think i think we're full right now uh

we need to get more uh

famous people

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your streams mean a lot to your fans

keep up the great work smiley face thank

you bernie appreciate you

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they still not they still didn't decide

that [ __ ] uh

written house thing huh so they're gonna

keep giving [ __ ]

hassan and bosh [ __ ] content i guess

i can't they just [ __ ] decided why is

it why is it so complicated

thank you thank you appreciate you

tell you what i'll tell you what think

about the reynolds trial it seems so

easy like i don't know why it's

it's being prolonged so much just get it

over with

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yeah the jury's it's a it's every

[ __ ]

court case now it's just this it's so

tied to the media and social media and

[ __ ] it's like

they can't even get it over with yeah i

saw alabama show

i was gonna go on sleeper show myself

but uh

i i i don't know she's not really my

type

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look there's so much [ __ ] going around

in this ring house trial

i think there's gonna be unrest

regardless of the decision if he walks

you're gonna see some [ __ ] go on if

he go they send him to jail oh god it's

gonna be ugly

either way you know what i'm saying

i this is there's so much attention on

this [ __ ]

it i think there's more on this than the

derek chauvin one right

don't you guys think there's more

attention and investment on this one

than the derek solving one

because with derek chavin uh

it was a cop and it's pretty clear cop

you know that right wingers were behind

him

but he still wasn't that

they they couldn't go that hard being

behind him because he's a cop you know

what i mean he's a cop who abused his

power so it was hard to sympathize with

him

but rittenhouse is like a 17 year old

kid who was ambushed by a mob

so it's so polarizing in america you

know what i mean

that's why there's so much attention on

it

uh

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if if they if if he is found guilty you

know um

that's gonna be a source of problems

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in this country and if he's not found

guilty

they're gonna you know antifa wherever

the hell else they're gonna go crazy you

know

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no i'm not following the other trial

yeah i heard about the msnbc thing oh

gizlane maxwell

yeah it's so weird how we're being

distracted from that one too

that's very weird

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he's laying maxwell

yeah i'm gonna check the reddit

i hope there's some good stuff on it i

haven't checked it in like 20 years so

there better be some good stuff on

there is we'll see

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come off my stand

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prosecutors are trying to tamper with

evidence

yeah that i the prosecutor it seems like

this is a really clear case where the

prosecution is going hard and and

they're trying to tilt it very hard you

know

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it's such an ugly situation right now

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oh god the supply chain's getting worse

too you know and now we're gonna

food shortages

yeah this is so ugly dude usa was fun

get off his son

thank you bright red riders i appreciate

you

oh it's gonna get ugly guys it's gonna

get ugly i'm not gonna i'm not lying to

you this is this country

it's gonna get so ugly in this country

it's such an ugly situation right now

you have no [ __ ] idea how polarized

this country is it's so unreal

it's so [ __ ] unreal it's so ugly out

there you have no idea

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gonna stay inside i'm in snowy michigan

yeah i gotta [ __ ] get out of here

this is a [ __ ]

bad place to be in a time of crisis

because if there's gas shortages and

[ __ ] it's like

you you can't you can't [ __ ] survive

here without

heat you know what i mean if if the heat

and the gas is gone it's like

this place is not you know this isn't a

habitable place for humans

without eating right if we don't have

uh [ __ ] heating and fuel the michigan

is not a habitable place you have to

leave thank you janna

think about it

how did people live up here

before the invention of [ __ ] gas

powered heating

i'll tell you what they did

they stayed in log cabins and it sucked

the whole time they just sat in their

log cabin

and they wore fur all the time and it

was really shitty and it sucked

and i am not interested in that

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darp i don't know what dark winter means

kind of meme dark winter

uh it's gonna be more severe than the

opec oil crisis i'll tell you that

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it's gonna get very ugly in this country

i'm telling you

oh god it's the kyle renthouse thing and

it's there's so much

political violence

that's just latent

in it you know like there's so much

investment and people are so impassioned

about it

it's unreal it's unreal

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50 million already starving

should we buy mres are those meal what

is an mre again

the meal ready yeah get some mres

yeah yeah get mres

but they're kind of expensive aren't

they they're like

how much are they they're like 20

each so they're pretty expensive

actually

those are actually pretty expensive

uh yeah get mres and get some canned

food whatever the hell you can get get

some dry food yeah get all that [ __ ]

get all of that it's it's looking really

ugly

no joke yeah i told my parents

and they stocked up

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oh man

what's happening

we're on

look we're we're we're facing

probably we're on the verge of a [ __ ]

doomsday

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me

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this is such a tragedy you know

this is such a [ __ ] up situation this

is such an honestly [ __ ] up situation

because you know it's gonna be the right

and the far right they're gonna they're

gonna lead this

it's such a horrible tragic situation

you know right now in america

it's so [ __ ] up man

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it's gonna be the right that's gonna

lead

you know this uh

this this rebellion against the [ __ ]

democrats you know and it's just

it's all a tragedy it's a self-repeating

tragedy you know

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you think we'll see foreign troops if

[ __ ] hits the van here hell yeah we will

are you [ __ ] kidding if [ __ ] hits the

fan in the us and we're talking [ __ ]

hitting the fan you are going to see an

invasion

by the eu

nato

um

aucus right and possibly you know

possibly even others who knows

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yeah you'll cease yo you will see

foreign troops in this country if that

if that ever comes to them

if our military ever became divided and

[ __ ] hit the fan

yeah you're gonna see foreign troops

it'll be nato you know

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a lot of stuff is being made over these

new hypersonic missiles that china has

and you know there's a lot of saber

rattling going on there's troops are

being positioned in

um

ukraine

because of

russian border movements

the world's on a [ __ ] powder kick

right now and i know we always used to

say that

but it's the real deal this time

the world's on a [ __ ] powder keg

right now it's the real deal this is not

a joke

and i'm not just saying that i know

people have been saying that for like 20

years

ah now it's the real deal this

very tense [ __ ] intense situation

you know

the poland and belarus situation with

the border

yeah belarus is getting back at the eu

for getting being on its ass

belarus is getting back at the eu simple

as that eu's trying to [ __ ] over belarus

so they're playing two can play at that

game

you're scared we'll toughen up it's not

a time for the week

and i mean that as

kindly as i can because

it's probably going to be very ugly

you don't you think hassan should not

keep polarizing people

yeah i don't think he should keep

polarizing people because

the the pathetic truth is that

most americans do not really disagree

that much on things that [ __ ] matter

so people like hassan who benefit over

the generational split

are definitely fanning the flames you

know for no [ __ ] reason there's no

it's not like it's a class struggle

going on you know it's like it's it's a

generational and

pseudo-cultural struggle that's

completely has nothing to do with

socialism or anything like that it's so

[ __ ]

pathetic what he's doing you know

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i think the us military i think the us

military can easily be split though

because

you don't know where the loyalty of

these generals are is the thing right

you don't know there's generals and

there's

how is our military united do you really

think our military is united right now

it's not

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and between the national guard and the

you know the military

it's like there's so many different

factions

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but it doesn't have to go nuclear for

[ __ ] to hit the fans the thing

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you know one of one of the biggest

problems with the time period we live in

now

we live in a time period that's very

similar to i would say

the

18th century i think we live in a very

similar period as the 18th century right

now

and what i mean by that is that

the fundamental idea of the world

that it has not been discovered

we don't know

how to make sense of the current

division in the world all of the old

ways of making sense of it uh leptism or

right wing whatever conservatism

progressive liberal fascist these do no

longer apply to the fundamental

division we're witnessing in the world

you have thinkers like alexander dugan

who are getting closer to trying to

really pin that down between like

atlanticism and alert uh

tel telluric who i don't know what the

[ __ ] to call it atlanticism versus uh

land-based power right

which is another way you can think about

it but

we don't have the idea we don't have the

vocabulary to describe

like the

the current

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i put in idealist terms the principle

governing the

development of history right now right

all these old ways don't [ __ ] apply

and

caloric yeah there's absolutely no way

to

make sense of it and and and the

fundamental distinctions we used to be

uh

reliant upon like the left french

revolution versus the right

the conservative reaction it doesn't

make sense of the situation anymore

right

and i think that's similar to the seven

uh

18th century because the french

revolution is what set in motion like

the fundamental dividing principle

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of

geopolitics and world history afterwards

right like after the french revolution

and the napoleonic wars and also the

american revolution it became clear that

like okay you're seeing a change

happening in the world where you have

modernity and then you have the forces

of reaction

and so that kind of made sense of it for

a long time

then the bolshevik revolution comes

around

and that gets

completely turned

and twisted right into something

entirely different and i think even

since then we haven't even made sense of

what is actually driving the world

developing right now right

most of the the so-called left

still thinks of things in terms of the

french revolution right but that no

one's actually acknowledged the

bolshevik revolution as a real turning

point

that's qualitatively different from the

french revolution and which really is

what i would argue set in motion

the current development of world history

right

um

a lot of

fire is now

concentrated in ethiopia if you want to

look at the next country that's going to

be the the center of world history

ethiopia definitely that's going to be

like a very

um

significant polarity it's going to be a

very significant pole in the world

the future is ethiopian that's what i

always like to say

future is ethiopian

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what do you think the impact of the

iranian revolution was

i think it was an extension of the uh

bolshevik revolution

which still hasn't been made sense so

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ethiopia because it's going to be the

birthplace

of an african revolution

it's going to spread to the whole

african continent

ethiopia is the bridge between asia and

africa

yeah nigeria is the gonna have a big

role to play too obviously

it seems to me middle east has lost any

revolutionary potential so to speak

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because the the middle eastern

governments are what you call

meandering governments they don't have

like an independent footing in the world

anymore

they're they're peripheral governments

now you know look at these middle

eastern countries they're peripheral

states

between europe america and asia

beside with the exception of iran and

iran's allies besides iran

the middle east is a peripheral region

now it's not like this middle east

anymore

yeah we're going to have a new role in

our discord soon for cpusa roles

people who have successfully gotten

their membership in the cpusa we're

going to give you a discord role and

you're going to be able to discuss

and only people with the role are going

to be able to see the channel

where you're going to be able to discuss

what's going on in the party

and the way you verify and this is gonna

require trust

which many of you not may not be

comfortable with

you're gonna have to show me your card

or you're gonna have to call one of us

and vet with us right and just talk to

us and show us your card

and you don't have to dox and show like

your name and address and stuff but you

do have to talk to us and physically

show us your card you can cover the name

on the card in your picture but you have

to show it to us like with the video to

prove you actually

are a member of the cpusa

they don't even have cards what

they don't give them out even the

[ __ ] dsa gives out cards the [ __ ]

even the dsa does

it's [ __ ] stupid

i still have my dsa card you know what

you know that guys

i still have my dsa card i signed up

dsa such a fraudulent organization they

go we have 200 000 members they didn't

say that there's like 20 000 members

right

this is how you become a member i

literally went on their website i signed

up in like 2017

and i got a card

and i never attended one of their

meetings i was at the youth one a year

before then i signed up for the main one

just to see how easy it was and i never

attended a single event or i just paid

them ten dollars

pay ten dollars and you're a member

ten dollars a year by the way not a

month a year

the dsa is so popular

is the sra worth joining no it's not

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i'm i can't believe that there's some of

you

who live in places that are not cold

right now you guys are honestly [ __ ]

in america i've been i went to austin

and everybody's like

everybody looks so comfy all the time

everyone's so comfy

everyone's so comfy in austin

they're all wearing comfortable clothing

hi

bunch of [ __ ] man

i'm too [ __ ] michigan this time of

year

this is where real men live you know

what i mean

you guys living often you don't even

know what pain is

you don't even know what suffering is

y'all are always just comfy all the time

the [ __ ]

it's so very depressing sad

and

um

dark

in michigan right now

but guess what

it reflects the truth

of the world

so who can complain

you guys will never know the beauty of

living in a place like michigan

where it gets so shitty

in the fall and then in the winter

where you just experience this tragedy

of winter

and then you experience the rebirth in

spring and the glory of summer

and then the cycle repeats

you don't know what that's like that's

why you're you guys are emotionally

just less

sophisticated than me you guys who are

living in california because

you don't know what it's like to go

through this opera every year you know

what i mean

no canadians always are [ __ ] living

in snow

and they just [ __ ] have moose

they just chill with moose in the

[ __ ] snow

and maple syrup and they just

[ __ ]

use maple syrup as shampoo and [ __ ]

body wash

good job

it's not a [ __ ] accomplishment

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no i'm not a canadian don't call us

canadians we're not canadians

there's nothing canadian about us okay

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i can i actually know why i left this i

think leftists are the way they are in

america because they live in [ __ ]

places like california and [ __ ] texas

and [ __ ] or florida

that no wonder you guys are the way you

are you know what i mean

if you lived in michigan and you you

grew up in a rough and tough place like

michigan you wouldn't have the [ __ ]

mentality you had you know what i mean

you wouldn't think about things the way

you do

this is a very cold unforgiving place

and very dark place and very um

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this is a very very unforgiving dark

and grueling place

what i mean

the further north you are the more

leptoid

because we're being tortured leptoids

torture us here in michigan we have

[ __ ] gretchen whitmer as our mayor

and she's like

everyone's being tortured all the time

that's what true suffering is

that's what true [ __ ] suffering is

you know

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we're always being tortured by these

[ __ ] liberal rulers

and we're living in the [ __ ] snow and

shitty weather

and

yeah you guys in texas

you know i don't like ted cruz but

you know what i'm just gonna say some

[ __ ] it's gonna piss a lot of people off

can i say some [ __ ] that's gonna piss a

lot of people off

let me actually check poverty rates in

america

i wanna check poverty in america

it's pretty

hey

here's here's my view right

you guys ever feel like

there's just more economic stuff going

on

in red states

because there are feel there's just more

economic development

and it's just easier to get by in red

states

that's how it feels to me i feel like

it's easier to get by in red states than

it is in blue states

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why do so many people here in michigan

move to [ __ ] arizona and texas then

you know what i mean i know the south is

poor guys shut the [ __ ] up i know the

south was poor

you don't have to [ __ ] talk about how

the south is for i know it is

but you know what else is [ __ ] poor

new york

and [ __ ] california

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yeah housing is cheaper and

cost of living's lower yeah

i just feel like [ __ ] blue states are

so depressing huh

and it's not like it's better for the

working class than the blue sticks it's

not

it's shitty in both

but

blue states are very [ __ ] harsh for

the working class

yeah it's shitty everywhere i agree

just like i feel like i feel like when i

go to a red state

i just sense more optimism in the air

when i go to a [ __ ] blue state i just

it's always dreary and depressing that's

what i mean

blue states are always [ __ ] dreary

and depressing and soulless

someone's got to explain that to me

yeah i'm gonna check the [ __ ] reddit

can you chill

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ah

one more person asked me to check the

reddit i'm banning you trust me trust me

trust me

trust me

keep trying to [ __ ] push my buttons

shut up

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and shut the [ __ ] up bloom chen i'm sick

of hearing you

god

gotta calm the [ __ ] down a little bit

god damn it

i'm gonna listen this is on my shopping

list

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and i need to get the

[ __ ] out of this apartment it's the

shittiest lighting apartment ever it's a

yellow apartment it's a yellow apartment

i hate it i hate it i hate it

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i need to escape this apartment

asap

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no i'm not getting destiny's color l

leds

yeah i already got the check mark i

don't need more sources of gyno

and i'm making sure that i'm

disciplining myself so that check mark

does not turn me every time i type in

someone's chat with a check mark i feel

like i'm an eager

this is the truth

every time i see a check mark that's

actually so true you know that every

time i see a check mark in my [ __ ]

chat i click on their

profile because i'm like is this a woman

you know what i mean

i always and then every time it's a guy

i get disappointed i'm like oh [ __ ] it's

just a dude

i said dude in my chat

what i mean

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i'm not going to turn it off

not gonna [ __ ] turn it off

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i'm not a negro speak for yourself

[ __ ]

i'm not a negro

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ah

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i had [ __ ] ethiopian food

and i got i stuffed that injera bread

and now my [ __ ]

stomach and heart i feel stuffed and

[ __ ]

so i want to wait a little bit before i

get into the groove because it's like

i could barely breathe right now you

know

i just stuff that injera

now whenever i think about injera bread

now i want to throw up

i had too much of it

yeah you do have to have it with the

food that's so true

here's the truth

right now i hate ethiopian food i do

hate it

it's just the only issue is that

all the alternatives are worse

when i look at arabic food on my [ __ ]

phone i'm about to literally vomit

i'm literally about to vomit at the idea

of ordering a [ __ ] shawarma sandwich

with that heavy musty garlic and [ __ ]

greasy i'm about to throw up so all i

can tolerate is ethiopian food but i

still don't like it

i don't want to eat any food that's the

truth i don't like any food

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ever you know that in the winter i don't

want to eat in the winter when i when

it's winter time i just want to be able

to be ready to go and i don't want to

have to eat anything i [ __ ] hate it

at [ __ ] anything

you know

no here's the issue with mexican food

porn

porn is very

bad

fattening

i used to have mexican food a lot

when i lived next to a place that had

good mexican food

but it's not good for you

corn bread that tortilla is not good for

you

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it's not sour okay it's not the issue

pesto

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yeah pesto's out of pocket i don't know

what the [ __ ] going on with them

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showdown is tomorrow

7pm

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7 pm

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i don't know why you know what i

overslept a lot today i overslept i

slept for like 10 hours today wonder why

i slept so much today

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i don't know why

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depression it's not that i'm [ __ ]

depressed it's that it's winter now

and there's no [ __ ] sun

so there's nothing to [ __ ] motivate

me to wake up

because it's cold as [ __ ] and i just

want to sit in bed all [ __ ] day i

just want to hibernate you know

i need sun i'm losing my tan too and i

gotta go to a tanning salon gotta deal

with all that kind of [ __ ] don't i mean

no vitamin d [ __ ] i need vitamin d

supplement

no that's vitamin c han i got i got

orange juice hold on i got orange juice

hold on we're good we're good we're good

we're good we're good we're good i'm

about to save the day i have to save the

day

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try to make

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uh

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i'm getting motivated by the sun

i'm getting this is the power of the sun

the power of drinking sun juice let me

let me uh refresh myself

i'm drinking

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a ready

uh

i'll never pray but tonight i'm on my

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no change i can change

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is

me

apple

thank you so much taco

tactile taco thank you so much

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let me tell you guys what

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to make my brain eclipse

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i'm a lost soul

i'm actually a lost soul i'm not even

lying to you

i'm a lost soul

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right now i'm a lost soul

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what is

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hide for this

we're gonna ride

we're gonna fly

we're gonna cry

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you guys want to know something i think

about a lot

what if

this year

like way earlier this year

what if instead of getting big on twitch

i just married someone and had a family

and stayed in law school

and lived a normal life

you know what i mean

what if that was my path

but i [ __ ] it up

and now i'm just suffering in hell

these blowing feelings

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sometimes

i feel like i'm a scumbag that's the

truth that's the truth

tell you the truth

sometimes i feel like i'm a scumbag

but i mean like i'm a [ __ ]

bum

i'm an [ __ ]

i'm a piece of [ __ ]

and i mean

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i take the novelism too far sometimes

you know what i mean

like the not caring about [ __ ]

i take it too far sometimes

and i feel like

you know what's worse than hurting other

people's feelings

you know what's work even worse than

hurting other people's feelings

feeling like you're a scumbag like

you're a [ __ ] character

in david lynch's movies

like i'm a character in twin peaks you

know those scumbags and twins twin peaks

sometimes i always think like am i like

that i don't want to be like

that don't want to be like that

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it's the total scumbag

he's a [ __ ] guy

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foreign

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i'm not just naturally a good person

guys

i have to be spiritually guided to be a

good person

otherwise

i'm gonna let the white of my eye take

over be a scumbag

without even knowing

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[Music]

he's grifting for money

it's all for money grifter

[Music]

trying to be an esa lab grifter

crafter

[Music]

but guess what [ __ ]

if you did a good job

i wouldn't have to be here

had you not sinned i would have never

been sent your way

i came here because y'all were doing a

shitty job

so i had to be sad

what i mean

[Music]

that's why i was sent here because you

were doing a shitty job

you were doing an absolute dog [ __ ] job

[Music]

oh

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

a lot of people think

listen a lot of people think

that i'm angry because i'm short

[Music]

right short i guess five nights short

whatever

a lot of people think that's the source

of my energy

[Music]

the source

[Music]

that's

you're a fake you're just all talk

you're a fake

you're just acting right now it's all

fake

fake fake fake fake fake fake fake fake

fake

huh you have a big ego your ego is so

big in your face

[Music]

is

[Music]

you want to know why i have a big ego

and this is literally the truth

i don't know why i have to have a big

eagle

i will never

ever

let anyone get close

to the infrared project

that's why

that's why

that's why i have a big [ __ ] ego

because how am i gonna let

an outsider

get in the infrared project you know

what i'm saying

i'm doing it for the infrared project

[Music]

if i don't trust people that means i can

only trust myself i don't really trust

myself that much but that's all i can

trust and the other show runners i can't

trust nobody else

you know what i mean

this is an ugly world this is an ugly

cruel world

i don't know

who's friends and who's government

agents i don't even know who's working

for the government i don't know who's

working for who i don't know

you know nobody can be trusted

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

is

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

i have not come to bring peace

i have not come to bring peace my

friends

[Music]

i've come to bring war

i bring you not peace

but the sword

how do you build self-confidence

i am not self-confident

you want to know why

because i don't have an inner sense of

self at all

that's the truth i do not have an inner

sense of self i have

an external sense of work

and what you're seeing now is work i am

working i'm building something outside

of me you understand

what do you mean inner sense of self

what do you even mean

like let me ask you guys a question when

i'm offline

and i'm just being by myself do you

think i think about myself

not really

i don't

i don't really think about myself at all

so you're asking me how do you have

self-confidence

what you should really be asking me is

how do you have confidence

and i have confidence

[Music]

because i have work

i'm working

that's all i'm doing i'm working

it's simple

listen you know what my confidence is

imagine jumping off a cliff

and you're falling

and then you just learn to accept the

fact that you're falling

you act accordingly it's as simple as

that

it's as simple as that

just fall

just fall

[Music]

ball and improvise

[Applause]

what are you waiting for tell me what

you're waiting for

tell me what you're waiting for what are

you trying to preserve what do you have

to lose

tell me what you have to lose and what

you're trying to preserve

[Music]

tell me what you have to lose tell me

what do you have to lose

your coziness your challenging it i have

a coziness

i call the coziness the hot shower when

i want to be cloudy i take a hot shower

right

and i do it because i'm like oh yeah

anything i try to be hungry i just sit

in the shower for like 45 minutes in hot

hot water

and i'm just cozy the hot water right

and i did that last week just to be cozy

and look what it did to me

so now i'm taking only cold showers

because cold showers you're in and out

and you're not cozy you're always

[Applause]

and you're ready to go you're pumped

your heart's racing you understand

you want to know why because in a cold

shower

you're thinking about doing things

you're thinking about doing things

besides

doing what you're doing now

you're thinking about the future your

next move your next step let me tell you

what

a lot of you who think

you can avoid taking a net a next step

you're already [ __ ] walking you are

already walking you don't have the

control you think you have oh

should i jump in the pool

did i jump in the pool but you're

already [ __ ] falling

you're already falling you're not

[ __ ] in this cozy comfy position

where you're like

oh i can chill

i can choose

you can't [ __ ] choose

jump in that [ __ ] pool

because you're already falling

you have to be in the mine state where

you're already in the water you're

already in the water you're already

there

[Music]

you are already in the water

can i dip my toes no

not right in because you're already

there

all in at once because you're already

there you understand

and your hesitation is an act

temptation is an act in and of itself

the body is always moving the body's

always using energy by sitting still you

are using energy

you want you want to you don't believe

me you don't believe me let me ask you a

question can a dead body stand up can a

dead body do this can a dead body do

this

[Music]

you are doing something

[Music]

so get moving because you're already

moving

you understand get moving

i know what you want i know what you

want

listen i know what you want you want

peace

right that's what we all want we want

homeostasis and we want equilibrium you

want equilibrium it's your ass [ __ ]

movie because when you're moving

when you're in the heat of battle and

you're taking on

12 ninja enemies

[Music]

and you're fighting in the heat of

battle

you're moving your metabolism is moving

your body's moving

and the motion cancels itself out

and then and only then

have you moved from time to space

and you are truly

still

understand

you are truly still when you're moving

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

you want your soul and your spirit to be

still

then you must charge and work

and fight in the heat of battle because

while you're fighting

and you're fighting your

enemies your soul in heaven

is still

you're standing still

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

i'm not the one waving around a toy

sword ranting

who [ __ ] cares who cares

tell me who cares tell me who cares

your name is troubled streamer i just

click hot i just clicked your profile

trouble streamer you have zero followers

and you're not partner hey guess what

[ __ ] guess what [ __ ]

[Music]

and you're talking [ __ ] about a toy

sword

it's not a toy

it's not a toy it's a prop it's a mental

image nothing you see here is a toy all

of this is an image you are looking at

an image right now you are looking at

the infrared webcast right now

[Music]

this is not a [ __ ] image

okay i mean this is not a toy this is a

prop

this is an object this is a

artistic set piece

in the infrared webcast you understand

when you watch a [ __ ] movie do you go

that's a toy

when you're watching a movie do you go

oh that's a toy shut the [ __ ] up dumbass

the [ __ ] you know

[Music]

hold on hold on um

so

so here's the thing right

um

so joe sims is actually coming to give a

talk right now joe sims is coming so i'm

gonna go and joe sims is gonna come in

and

um

he's gonna give you guys a lecture about

the in what's going on for the future of

the communist party so i'll be back or

joe sims will be back

[Music]

[Music]

hey everybody

hey everybody

hey hold on

let me get this audio working correctly

hey everybody that's much better

that's much better

[Music]

everybody how are you doing

it's me joe sims of the communist party

and

recently people have been talking about

socialist patriotism

and

i think it's a lot of charmanism

and white supremacy

now

there are some people

who call themselves

[Music]

infrared

and

they're uh

they're they're

hosting uh a webcast

[Music]

they're hosting a webcast

and basically i was telling rosanna

that on the webcast

what you basically do is uh

my my

comrades at the

[Music]

the ydl new york

and they sent me

vhs tapes of the infrared webcast

and i put the vhs tapes

in the

vhs player

and i turned on the tv and then

it looked like it was osama bin laden

yelling

or rat spewing it looked like it was

rasputin yelling

i said rosanna

since when did rasputin

talk about the communist party

[Music]

and

uh

there's this guy yelling

talking a whole lot of nonsense

and i said rosanna

what the hell is a pokemane

he's talking about a pokey mane

what's a pokey mane

[Music]

and

basically

it's a

whole lot of nonsense going on

but i'm going around the country and

[Music]

i'm you know

going to each chapter of the communist

party and i'm telling them

step away from those

infrared webcasters

because that's a whole lot of

america first

now we we we've got to make sure that

woodrow wilson loses the election

because

currently in its present time

dwight eisenhower is the biggest threat

the democracy in this country

and if eisenhower wins

you can kiss

our democracy goodbye

[Music]

and i remember when i was young enough

to

attend old abe lincoln's speeches

and said

lincoln is a real big menace to this

country

and democracy

[Music]

but

anywho

we gotta make sure ronald reagan doesn't

get elected

because

if george bush is pregnant again

a whole lot of problems in the vietnam

war

and we might not get out of vietnam

and

[Music]

we gotta

critique american imperialism

but we also have to do it in a way

that protects

[Music]

the presidency of john f kennedy

because

if nixon gets elected

our democracy is going to be really

under threat

and

did you hear about bruce john's secret

speech

turns out that stalin fella

wasn't so good of a guy after all

yeah

all you stalinists

got to get on out of the party because

khrushchev

he just denounced you

that's right

and

premier gorbachev he's making a lot of

sweeping changes

back there in the

soviet russia

and we got i figured we'd do the same

here

here in the good old usa

and finally

with the trump movement the biggest

threat to u.s democracy

since

the

presidency of andrew jackson

[Music]

i'll tell you what

this whole thing going on with the

greenback movement

needs to be put to an end because

did you hear

that they burned down the white house

1812

i was about 30 years old back then

[Music]

but anyway

ah there's a new invention by uh

alexander graham bell

[Music]

he invented something they're calling it

the

the talking

telegram

the talking telegram

or

i heard another folk describe it as the

the telephone

the telephone

ain't that a mouthful

anyway

i picked up the telephone

and

i was

here in the infrared webcast

ain't that right bro's

the infrared webcast

and that's a bunch of american first

trump supporters

mr kruschev is visiting the

country better give them welcome

[Music]

and we're entering the period of the

great depression and

[Music]

earl browder is making inroads in the

party

and it was just yesterday when

[Music]

they're talking about uh something

called the the television

and basically it's uh

[Music]

moving pictures

anyway

[Music]

i'm gonna be going but i hope my speech

was uh

important for y'all and make sure you

vote for biden

[Music]

again and the democrat midterms are

coming around make sure you go blue no

matter who

i seem to forget a lot of things but i

remember always to say that

let me do

be on my way

that that other uh

fool has he's gonna be back

i'll

be on my way now

[Music]

[Music]

but

[Music]

oh

yo what i missed guys what i missed

good speech

you gave a good speech

the hell's wrong with this mic

let me fix

this okay we're back i have no idea why

that mic loop sounded so terrible

but

we're back

yeah it was was joe

was joe good he's uh

i was muted

was that actually muted

uh was joe muted the whole time the [ __ ]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

holy [ __ ]

thank you so much man thank you so much

brother appreciated the time

holy [ __ ]

[Music]

jesus thank you man

i appreciate it a ton man thank you so

much

[Music]

[Music]

damn thank you man

appreciate it

[Music]

don't ask me any questions

[Music]

don't just ask me any question when you

ask me a question

think about do you actually want me to

say something or you just want to hear

yourself talk

you know what i think the next purge in

our community is going to be

you know the next purge i'm going to

have in my community

discussion andies

i'm gonna purge discussion and these

paragraph andes and discussion andes and

what i'm talking about is people who are

like yo i want to debate you and i bring

them in vc

and it's like that pablo guy yesterday

where he's just randomly talking about

building your castle based on

inspiration and he's

like just

[Music]

the city of god yeah that's

what we have to purge

that's the number the number one time

waster of infrared

is weird people in bc

nobody ever wants to see nobody sees

this as a place to debate me anymore

people just see it as a place to just

ramble about nonsense

weird people are wasting a lot of time

for infrared

[Music]

[Applause]

debate about what i like mar i don't i

don't bring on people that i like often

because

it's so different streaming compared to

talking to people that you actually like

those are people i prefer to talk to on

offline

[Music]

so only people have a critique no only

people who want to debate

want to test

my knowledge or my whatever they want to

debate me just be like yo you're wrong

people are willing to say you are wrong

without any nuance

i've been through the pain

what does benefits of check mark do

whatever they tell you i feel like

nothing

i don't know what a check mark is

bringing me but it's not

i didn't notice a difference

i guess i get noticed in chats now we

stand together oh no no i will say i'm

grateful for one thing

[Music]

they just gave affiliates more emotes

they just gave affiliates animated

emotes oh [ __ ] i can have animated

emotes now i need more modes guys i have

25 emote slots

i have

25 emote slots no i don't get any any

more sub money

that's something i realized that pissed

me off like oh i don't get a bigger

share of sub money that sucks guys

[Music]

um i know that's a creative commons

globe but i'm going to email twitch and

see if it's allowed to

have that as an animated remote because

i think i will make the infrared moving

globe and animated a mode

definitely i need that globe as an emote

definitely

yeah yeah i'm going to make that in the

most 100 but i have to ask twitch if

it's okay

max say you did the animated show on ads

vip

max saved

not even going to check

[Music]

yeah i could bring back the haas man you

guys want the hog mad emote

you guys want that a mopac

i can just add a i wish i could have the

[ __ ] cpusa mode

the cpusa one was based but it was

intimidating i will say that it was very

intimidating

[Music]

is

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

get away

oh yeah the one thing i am grateful for

about the twitch

is the dedicated streaming

options quality options so do i have

i have to have 1080p why do i have 1080p

the [ __ ]

why can't i stream 1080p well i have 720

60

and i have uh

[Music]

how do you get 1080p

your camera can't handle it yes it

[ __ ] can

who says it can't yes it can

you're crazy dude yes it can

my camera is 1080p

did you raise the bit rate no i didn't

raise the bit rate how much do i have to

raise it to

video

what does the bit rate have to be

[Music]

as i set it to 1080p and obs and it's

still doing

it's still doing uh 780

720

5000 is 6 000 i'm gonna make it six

thousand

[Music]

make it six thousand

fifty

yeah i'll do that

5500

[Music]

i need a new camera i need a new setup i

need a new [ __ ] apartment

[Music]

rats on affiliate what up dude but i'm

actually a partner

so get it right

but i appreciate it thank you

[Music]

[Music]

get away baby

[Music]

no i don't want to turn on the [ __ ]

light because i have a [ __ ] headache

the light gives me a headache i don't

want to turn it on it honestly gives me

a headache

i don't want to turn that light on at

all

[Music]

[Music]

i can't change

know

[Music]

all right let's let's pass some time

before we get into it

[Applause]

oh my god what the [ __ ] was that

[Applause]

oh i thought he dropped it on himself

i thought he dropped it on himself i was

actually scared i was like what the [ __ ]

oh thank god

i thought he dropped it on himself i was

like what

person in shoku wants the debate okay

i'll bring him in now

who which one

i want to debate so here i am

okay

okay

let me just put this

what

hello

yes

holy [ __ ]

speak

okay what a dumb ass what a literal dumb

[ __ ] waste of time guys wait wait i have

a question

do you guys remember engineer does

anyone in this chat remember engineer

and what he sounded like because i think

he went on kiana's show you guys

remember engineer

does anyone know what he sounded like so

we can confirm his voice

because i'm pretty sure he went on

kiana's show

because he had the same profile picture

and everything okay jennifer you

remember so stick around wait till after

the debate we'll watch it because he

went on kiana's show the engineer i'm

pretty sure it's him

okay hold on

let me bring this guy

yes

i you are literally a dumb [ __ ] and i

hate you

i actually hate you

you know that

i hate how you waste my time

not even knowing

how mics work

and you come in here and you just sit

silently

not even knowing you don't even know

what to [ __ ] do with discord settings

the only [ __ ] thing you have to do to

come is fix your [ __ ] mic and make it

work and you come here wasting

everyone's time just sitting silently

why

why

speak

yeah keep keep muting and unmuting

yourself you dumbass go into your

settings

and if you're on mobile then you

probably didn't give discord permission

to use your mic in the first place

this is the most incompetent dumbass

i've ever [ __ ] seen

fix your [ __ ] mic and you're coming

on after you just lost your chance to go

first dumbass

hello

oh [ __ ] sorry

yeah what do you want to debate about

i know i know a little bit about you

i know about you

really i just wanted to

talk with you about

hello

[Music]

hello

hello

speak

what the [ __ ] is this you had so much

time to fix your [ __ ] go into

it's the age of dumbasses

it's the age of just dumb [ __ ]

okay he's getting banned i'm

permabanning him forever this is the

most disgusting thing

yeah he's getting permaban 100

banned forever bye [ __ ]

thanks for wasting my time souring my

[ __ ] mood too

okay dercher

no discussions only debates okay

don't [ __ ] at me because someone

wants to have a discussion with me

i've made myself very clear about this i

don't know why you guys keep adding me

be that someone wants to talk

i only can debate right now you

understand

and no conversations and no discussions

guys put it this way

if i when i'm streaming and i'm talking

about when i'm streaming

if i struggle to be entertained when i

am talking to literal e-girls

if i struggle to keep myself invested in

that

the most stimulating thing for a man

possible right

if i struggle to be invested in that

what makes you think i'm in the mental

state to have a [ __ ] discussion with

some guy right now huh

can you please do the math

and understand that i just want to yell

at people

and i want some spice i want to spice

things up and and be in conflict can you

can you do the [ __ ] math i'm not a

discussion guy i'm not good at

discussions on twitch

i can go on other people's show and be

myself and have discussions and [ __ ] but

when i'm streaming

i can't i can't take myself seriously

having discussions i just can't okay

no you can be on the show again cal

kalionis you're a great guy i love

talking to you

it's just that it's not an aw it's not

like uh all the time thing you know what

i mean

i'm very much

not in the state of mind to be doing

that often

and it's it's it's more likely i could

do it offline than on stream too

honestly

but you guys i'm not a really social guy

in general i'm not a social guy

i'm not a social guy

you know the show runners we used to

talk every two weeks did you know that

and we even stopped doing that for a

while too

we the showrunners we used to talk every

two weeks when i started going live i

barely ever talked to them i went months

without speaking to them

we we correspond and type but speaking

there was no time

now we want to do it every week the show

runners have meetings or whatever again

but before i started going live i only

talked to them every two weeks

so you gotta understand i'm not the

talkative type

when it comes to theory and intellectual

stuff

it's not

boy

what about evan though

no we we don't we really don't talk that

often we never did

what normie debates could you do any any

normie debates i could do any debate

possible pour me one cup of

water

[Music]

are you homeless

no so this is humor for the sheep this

is sheep humor

this is what the sheep find funny

this is like the [ __ ] that at

thanksgiving dinner families who

actually have healthy family lives and

aren't

terminally online and poisoned by the

internet they go like hey grandpa look

at this cool video and they all like

like

those are what happy healthy this is

what happy healthy families watch

[Music]

what

i was hiding under your porch because i

love you

can i stay now

[Music]

man i'm starving dude

hey julie

this is your uber driver from tonight

jeffrey i just realized i forgot to give

you a promo code use the code cutie for

a free ride but only valid if you use it

on the way to dinner

i sing with a magnificent pair of

bananas

oh great heaven

so this is like peach this i know it's

not going to be tos because it's for

kids

ew this should be tos

to the 12 people

always liking my post

y'all want anything from the gas station

i love you dawg

[Music]

the star of disney's up ed asner was a

great follower of larouche

i'm gonna look that up and if you're

wrong you're getting banned ed asner

i'm looking in his wikipedia and there's

absolutely nothing

at all indicating he was a follower of

larouche at all what the [ __ ]

yeah prove it i'm looking on google and

i can't find anything

indicating anything like that tv though

man

all right i know you clumsy as for real

permission slip

[Music]

we take a bottle

becomes a glass where did it go it's in

my ass they're all incredible

yeah that that was good to [ __ ]

you didn't see anything but i still

don't know if that would be a lot like

sex just watch what they can do

[Applause]

[Music]

you celebrate christmas not really

not seriously no

i don't really celebrate christmas at

all no

no i don't

yeah mods i'm going to give you a video

to watch and i want you to see if it's

the os

this shouldn't be tos this is the

renaissance

this is a guy going to the renaissance

fair

all right y'all so we're over here at

the renaissance right now i've never

been to a renaissance fair i've always

wanted to go my parents never took me to

one and our school wouldn't ever take us

here but for some reason they would

always take us to like the civil war

exhibit i wonder why but yeah man this

is gonna be like me unleashing my inner

child drove their car here bro we

literally rode on horseback we're that

accurate

huh

oh my gosh bro i swear i'm done i'm

deleting my tick tock after that oh my

god i hate y'all like a servant where

can i find i love the wren fair is it's

in michigan which one is this

this looks like the michigan one

which one is that

the king's castle are you looking for

the king's feast my lord no i'm looking

for the king's wife my mistress damn

what pray tell bro i do have a fantasy

can i tell you about my fantasy i have a

fantasy that i could go to the rent fair

and pick up a dime from the rent fair

who's dressed up

in medieval

coin

attire

is she shopping for that you have to go

and find her oh it's what she's going to

be shopping for of me

if you know what i mean

oh yes my lord yes yes yes yes yes yes

yes yes no dimes at the renfrew bruh

that ain't true i i swear to god that

ain't true bro i've known trust me man

trust me that is not true

there's a lot of dimes at the rent fair

trust me

trust me there's a lot of dimes with the

rent fair swear to god there's dimes at

the rent fair

bro you don't know nothing you don't

know nothing

i've been close too so that's what i'm

talking like i've actually been close to

that

this is bad feels like i'm back in the

good old days

[Applause]

why don't you stop telling me what to

[ __ ] do

asda became familiar with the roost

woman in the 2000s

what

find one dime in this video okay i will

[Music]

just take out the baby at the end and

make it give me a dollar

everybody just cash me a dollar can i

get a bite

how do they set these up

how do they set up the ren fair that's

what i always wanted to know

how do they even set this [ __ ] up

is this base made of cardboard or

something no it's wood i've seen it

before i felt it

isn't it just trucks no look at it dude

these aren't trucks

they're not inflatable either

i don't even know how they said do they

just leave it there year round do they

just leave the buildings there year

round

sin stop [ __ ] copy pasting i'm gonna

start mass banding in the chat you have

no idea how much you're testing my

[ __ ] patience right now

stay on topic stay on topic stay on

topic stay on topic

i'm getting a lot of [ __ ] anxiety

right now and you're pushing me to my

[ __ ] limit

you're pushing me to my [ __ ] limit

would you debate cleopatra see you in

five minutes

looks like we were gone

damn nothing good out of turkey officer

i don't want to be that guy but like i

just feel like you're not like really

like expressing what this whole festival

is about me yeah why you say that

because like you got a glock when you

should have a musket you're right so

like you could just like like unequip

real quick and go in your class setup

and get a musket like get a musket out

here yeah

who the [ __ ] is naomi

who is naomi and what does that have to

do with anything i just say mechanic

what

are you [ __ ] talking about

awesome has anyone ever said you kind of

look like carson wentz

carson wentz i don't know who that is

he's a scrub is the baby about to

perform kirk

hey brody when did the baby go medieval

shrek

is this like his new album rollout

i'm so nervous the baby hasn't performed

in like six months

[Music]

what is she saying turn on subtitles

[Applause]

bro you can't switch over mid game we're

team england over

can you here like be quiet

everybody else is like no one else is

yelling

about it you guys the only people

yelling here let's go let's go

[Music]

is this allowed

like it's acting so they're not actually

hurting each other

but i don't even know if i could show it

let's go

yeah i know but it's twitch you know

let's go let's go

i could probably show this

acting

england like i'm like his biggest fan

i'm not a groupie or nothing but like i

would do things to england if you know

what i mean

[Applause]

the [ __ ]

who the [ __ ] would say that thomas

coming so thomas thank you sir i love

you

thank you sir changed my life i'm glad i

have households huh

the way you fight out there he did cheat

upon me the spaniard [ __ ] [ __ ] bro

guys well my words exactly but you said

it better [ __ ] that [ __ ]

well i don't know that i wouldn't say

that [ __ ] he's a spaniard he would have

won that he just won that i just thought

i'm so thomas

i'm never gonna watch this hand bro

i'm never gonna wash his hand did you

guys see sir thomas yeah you [ __ ]

really do

bro these two i these are the words they

should be thrown out

what are they wearing what is that's

[ __ ] renaissance it's not [ __ ]

halloween you don't just wear any

[ __ ] costume what the [ __ ] is that

you don't just wear any costume at this

[ __ ] it's not [ __ ] halloween

the [ __ ]

i've never seen anything like stupid

people

i like your shirt oh for real yes it's a

noodle it's the newest hottest drip on

the market

now i'm a porn hubber

so what

happens if i hit it you win a prize do i

get the king's wife

[Applause]

it's fetish play if it's that's even

worse

it's fetish play

the [ __ ]

when is the

brought the opening

the

[Music]

sure what the brothel

is he doing i've been working overtime

so i'm trying to throw my coins um i

mean maybe cat would know no

you know

[Applause]

i just gotta go to her cat

hey i was wondering when does the bronco

open

the brothel

you're adorable

i'm not trying to throw my coins

eat your words about finding a dime at

the rendezvous bruh i've shut the [ __ ]

up make it hail yeah why are you asking

because i'm just like this look at you

why not ask me first what

michigan wren faire

got dimes on it that's all i gotta say

whoa

i don't think we have yes daddy

ringtones in the medieval times if you

know what i mean cat

that's a big meow meow hey

you know every this is the idaho ren

fair so obviously they don't got [ __ ]

there

this is the this is not the michigan

wren fair i never seen these gates at

the michigan renfrew wayne needs a king

no way this is the michigan run fair

you think i can cop your messenger

pigeon if you know what i mean

i guess she's not a queen

that girl just rejected me

yeah i asked for a messenger pigeon and

she said no

i'm not a bad looking dude am i yeah

like i would say on a scale from like

one to ten right this dude just hitting

on anyone

solid like

9.5

dude dude that there's so many dudes who

just hit on anyone they just will hit on

anyone

and when they're successful like yo bro

look what i got i'm like

bruh

you [ __ ] cringe that's just desperate

i don't know about a 9.5 oh you're right

i'm being generous on myself i'm a solid

10.

i told her like every queen is a king

but i guess she's not a queen and she

doesn't want me you know i'm a ruler of

my own kingdom and i've got princesses

also you're playing single player yeah

oh wow no i like to play co-op how much

is that helmet right there

that's all leather i want that can i try

it on

yeah i'm not gonna lie i think i need

this how much vc is it

imagine how many people have worn that

helmet what's that how much vc is it

what's vc oh my bad pounds

yeah how many pounds

five

hundred dollars for that

that's how the [ __ ] rent affair

that's the [ __ ] renfrew guys this

looks like [ __ ] plastic this looks

like you can get it from [ __ ] spirit

halloween

that's like some that's like that the

red fair guys they literally sell this

for 250 dollars at the rent fare they

literally will sell this for 250 at the

rent fair

[ __ ] stupid

500. yeah

i'm going to see

it's art some leather workers spent so

many hours on that [ __ ] him dude

that's that's robbery that should be

illegal at the brothel

he just wasted his time too because you

could manufacture that leather helmet

for like

two cents

are you ready kids yes ma'am why do

people why do people like things being

handcrafted do people just enjoy the

idea that someone was in pain making it

i think people just want to

buy pain at this point oh it was

handcrafted and what does that mean

someone was suffering while they were

making it and spending a lot of time on

it

and you just pretty much sadism it's a

sadistic economy

it's an economy of sadism where people

just want to buy pain

they're you're buying it's a bdsm you're

buying pain

yeah same with artisanal food for real

i can't hear you and okay why sir

you sure about that come back in 17

hours

wait a second

this is every renaissance fair i've ever

been to that's a spongebob every

register i've been to

you know we're gonna have hold on

are wren fairs commercial corporate mass

replicated things

because that pirate ship was also at the

michigan red fair

so it's just fake

it's just the mass it's like mcdonald's

this is not michigan edu i've been here

this looks nothing like the place

this is from this year i've this is how

do you know it's michigan why do you

think it's michigan

this is not michigan dude

fun right that's copyright infringement

okay

guess what my friend you are gonna be my

star pupil the rest of this show so

what's your name demarcus cousins is the

third what demarcus cousins the third

demarcus cousins yes the third the third

cousins the third that's me let's all

give demarcus cousins the third round of

applause come on everyone

that's all right

are we all ready to make some noise say

hi

hold on hold on guys

you guys hear that

did you guys hear that

did you guys hear that

did you guys hear that

oh

[Applause]

thank you very much

[Applause]

if this is the michigan rent fair then

that rent fair fell off uh the rent fair

i've been to in michigan is nothing like

this demarcus cousins the third come on

up

how much was the bid 500. all right how

would you like to pay for that i got the

balloons i have to be careful how i say

whip it out

bro i'll do whatever you want demarcus

cousins is the third we will negotiate

that later meet me at the brothel i'm

down

why do i there's literally kids bro i've

been feeling that's not the first time

you said that before

you remember when you when i told you

you were going to be the star of my show

yes sir yeah it just happened demarcus

should we give it to him for free today

because he's the third you get it for

free come on kill him

what did he get what did he get

are we ready for more sally

he's just bidding and he's not paying

for it

he's got 210 back now i need 220. should

i go 280

i want 280. i've got 280 right there do

you want to go 290.

this guy's an [ __ ] he literally fake

bid

they gave it to him for free because he

didn't have any money

or he didn't want to pay money

and he's doing it again after getting it

for free

this guy's actually an [ __ ]

do you want to do 310 i've got 300 and

back he's gonna take it i'm gonna bid

once i'm gonna bid twice

oh he's just doing it for it

he's not even bidding dude some people

are actually bidding he's doing it for

attention

[Applause]

demarcus cousins the third i am so very

sorry for you let's all give demarcus

toronto

his bands were bigger than mine this

puck has run longer you say if you guys

buy more merch i would have been able to

get it shipped to yale.com so this

atrocity never happens again i really

want to know what these [ __ ] are

thinking about me so what the [ __ ] is

this that's for the brothel tonight

captain wanted to know if there's

anything he could do to make you happy

you know she walked off a little upset

oh man that's so nice

the hell

bruh

that's actually so nice

actually so [ __ ] heartwarming dude

what a what a sweetheart guy

that's so nice

imagine dude when i whenever i do that

nobody ever comes and asks me that is

that [ __ ] that guy i i always walk off

angry i do that all the time

i i go i run into mcdonald's and i'm

like hey

you guys got a grilled chicken sandwich

and like now and it's like oh [ __ ] it

then i walk out nobody comes and

runs after me asking how to make me

happy

the hell

um if i could just meet the captain

that'll make my day you can meet the cap

as soon as he's done with all that i

don't know why you guys get such a bad

rep ever since i watched pirates of the

caribbean i knew you guys were the good

guys

about 4 30 it ends 4 30. yeah i'll be

back all right thank you your thing

thank you not a problem at all

thank you

[Music]

thank you

thank you

thank you

thank you

thank you

thank you

oh hey how you doing

what's going on over here

we make all of these dragons by hand out

of leather like did you guys kill the

ender dragon

say it again

okay y'all said there's no dimes at the

rent fair

you know what i'm saying

you know

all i gotta say is uh you know

y'all gotta make sure

y'all gotta make sure you know

you got your uh

your short swords in order you know what

i mean like you guys got to make sure

that you're casting the right spells

you know what i mean y'all talking about

ain't no dimes at the ren fair man i'm

talking about how i'm trying to play

some dungeons and dragons you know what

i mean and i'm all out of dragons you

get what i'm saying you know what i mean

did you guys kill the ender dragon um

not by yourselves no it was a group

effort i mean the only way you could

kill it

hey hulk it's desperation okay thank you

matthew like did you see everyone else

at this fair this is just desperation

okay i just settled with what i whatever

yourself is if you speed running but i

mean i'm not gonna lie like i think

you're the most beautiful lady in the

land well i'm not a lady but i am

beautiful oh my bad

he slash pronouns

i'm peen slash is nice is it called a

copper like messenger pigeon

say again is it covered up your

messenger messenger pigeon yeah i don't

have a messenger pigeon oh oh what's

that

guys i didn't even see them okay i

didn't even see them i wasn't even

paying attention it was a joke

okay

oh damn so how am i supposed to write

you

well

y'all shut the [ __ ] up

you could use a pen and paper and just

throw it into the either oh so you'll

get it on the other side of the portal

what's your portal number

seven

seven yeah okay i'm putting number 69

i think it's time for you to go

oh i gotta dip out what the hell

this is the boyfriend

oh i'm just trying to use w rizz

i think it's time for you to go oh okay

well i'm gonna bounce but like you know

just watch out for your portal

you'll get a message soon are you trying

to do it brody

if you're down the duel like i'm

probably gonna lose but like i'm down

[Laughter]

yeah just just don't little jerk me

you know where the

brothel is

she looks young she looks young honestly

i would not trust this i would not i

would id before even talking to them

probably wouldn't even talk to them

there's a place called call of duty

where they play naked call of duty yes

oh [ __ ]

it's really freaky and the only way

you're getting kicked out of there is if

you get too drunk and start getting

really yeah i gotta end the stream not

in the stream but i gotta [ __ ] um

i probably got oh he's not he's not

gonna get footage of it

i'm not gonna get drunk but i will get

handsy i'm gonna go check it out thank

you

[Music]

[Applause]

sword fight

free do i get to go against the little

kids no oh [ __ ] i just want to like get

like easy matchmaking

get a head shot

yeah yeah yeah

no head shots no yeah if you don't get

caught so who am i going against

i'm going as you

oh let's go i don't hold back you know

cool i don't

i don't know either

could sell this

[ __ ]

you just let her ray rice me guys i

didn't let her win i love how i have to

be uncertain about whether i could show

this but it's literally for kids and

kids are watching it

it was just that i didn't have my crux

and sportsman

that's all little baby yeah can i get a

pic yeah come on let's go come and put

that [ __ ] on me don't be running

jackson

what up jackson

what up man

what yo jackson texting me about halo i

think jackson wants to play halo

sometime

we'll probably we'll do it sometime

what up jackson

brought latch don't [ __ ] pog at 500

viewers we're down bad okay

we used to be averaging like 700 800

don't be pogging at 500. paul get

[ __ ] 900 i'll get 1k

i don't ever want to see you paul get

500 viewers what the [ __ ] that's

literally like

below our average our average supposed

to be 600

600 is our average so we're below

average right now guys

and we're probably look admittedly it's

my fault because i haven't been

streaming i have not been streaming guys

i haven't been streaming i've been

neglecting my channel i've been going on

circus channel

and i haven't been streaming online

and the reason i have been streaming on

mine is because

i don't know

but this stream's at least gonna be five

hours tomorrow's stream

is gonna be the showdown stream and i

wanna make tomorrow stream an eight-hour

stream you understand so the showdown's

not gonna be eight hours but like i'm

gonna stream early

and just i'm gonna get my beard trim

tomorrow i'm gonna get my beard stream

tomorrow

four hour streamer i am not a four-hour

streamer it's just like the past week or

two

can band enjoy the show on prism no we

we are out of slots for the showdown

and

for now we are full

now he might be able to join

midway

there's a chance

but we need to get more twitch

esa labs on

to

promote it and make it go big you know

we we want it to be a success

qadhafi's that guy's [ __ ] banned from

twitch so no

he's banned from twitch we can't have

him on

oh [ __ ] bro you hard as [ __ ] bro what'd

you guys do oh we're doing pointing up

right now who pornhub oh [ __ ] don't put

me on congrats on partnership

thank you guinea games appreciate you

pouring up with you you got some hot

ladies huh no dude

yeah you go pink can join

oh [ __ ]

it's cousin

i don't know if i should leak this guys

you don't know pesto mime told me

best of mine dms me he goes

yo haas

bay area and hakeem are gonna be so easy

to get on the showdown like what the

[ __ ] are you talking about those people

hate me

and he's like well they've never shown

their face before so

and i'm saying like

[Laughter]

that dude's crazy that dude's literally

crazy like

thank you for having so much fun at our

auction captain said he want to meet me

i will thank you

you guys motivated me so

i don't i don't want to i don't want to

cover the written house [ __ ] because

it's just not that interesting to me i

don't want to cover it

is it full and ready to go on like last

time yes but we i still want to get like

some more people but we're good for now

we don't have any star showings

but we have a good cast we have a solid

cast we don't have star showings right

now but we have a solid cast

how much

like literally right when i leave from

here i'm gonna go over to somalia and

i'm gonna become a somalian pirate

those aren't the fun pirates guys this

is the biggest moment of my life this is

bigger than lizzo no i don't think we

have mafia jinx

no pun intended

is she online now if she's online now i

might just ask her i'll just be like hey

can you come on

or jackson if you're in contact oh she

is online

i like that emote that's a good emote so

i added it to my

to my channel too

oh my goodness

oh uh hi infrared what's up

hi hello

it's the the two holes guy everybody

oh

i'm sorry that's all my community knows

you as

we were just uh we were just realizing

that hassan uh reacted to me reacting to

him but you know what's the worst part

about it you guys is i didn't even

respond to him because i didn't even

answer the question

i i can't even tell you like i don't

want to like leak the dms but like i

just

i didn't know what to say so i didn't

respond and

yeah

that that's pretty much uh

that's that's all that happened

i didn't get any further than

that the [ __ ]

oh yeah i remember you guys had me watch

that video

no did he leave i'm sorry did i scare

you away i'm sorry oh answer the

question

listen i'm a nice girl okay i'm not mean

i promise

can you come to the showdown tomorrow at

7 pm

um

i've okay so i've literally never been

on a debate panel before so i'm i have

no idea like how to conduct myself but

um

i would need like to talk to what you

have moderators right like i would want

to talk to a moderator first before i

agree it's going to be light-hearted not

too serious okay um i i will think about

it i'm not giving you a serious yes just

yet but i'm i may say i may show up um

what is it eastern time i'm on pacific

uh so

what is that 4 p.m for me or 3 p.m

yeah it's like three hours

of a difference so

yeah i can probably do that before my

stream yeah

will there be a debate about cussy oh

yeah i can totally debate about cussy

i'm a good cussy debater for sure

okay um so

i wanted to watch the new the new

leftover you think that's a no jackson

so distracted by that so

uh it's

where is it

she's got like 50k followers

new fear and maulding

jackson you ever contact stuff right you

ever contact info

just yeah just contact her

before

seeing who else is online all right

we're good

you were having so much fun we were

laughing and you walked away i didn't

watch you being upset and

this guy's so sweet dude this is such a

nice guy

i'd hug this guy dude he's such a nice

dude

guys i know some of these renaissance

fair people that work there they're such

great people i've been to like house

parties that they've hosted and they're

so so cool they host these crazy parties

that are so insanely well decorated and

[ __ ]

and they're very cool people they're

very very cool people

yeah these are very cool people

i just got bummed out because his

pockets were longer than mine but if you

would have stayed in

talk to me i could help you out you're

just such a busy man like why would a

man of your status want to mess with me

brother let me ask you a question why

would you want to mess with me i don't

know you you don't know me we're on an

even keel brother i come here for the

people i come here to make a difference

in some little way so that things are

better

than before i got here okay so dude that

guy what a nice guy dude honestly this

dude's a [ __ ] hero

this dude's a hero dude and you know he

you know he's telling the truth he don't

do this for money this doesn't this guy

doesn't do this for money he doesn't do

it for you know

any real self gain he does it to [ __ ]

put a smile on people's faces

in a time where people are going through

hard times and that's why

these people are so cool dude they have

so much of my respect this is a true

hero

this is a hero of the people

but you know what

if this guy slipped up and made one

like joke or he said something that's

not to pc

guess what

the cp usa would [ __ ] crucify him

metaphorically

it's not a people's party the cpu is not

a party for the people like this is the

type of dude who's like

a p this is a man of the people this is

a people's guy you know what i mean he's

he's got love in his heart for the

people

but that's why leftists will never

accept this guy you know

so when you show up and you bless me by

being a part of my show i feel like i

owe it to you to give back where i can

and how i can which is why my guy came

and he found you he found me right

because i was watching where you were

walking away because i didn't want you

walking away disappointed i didn't want

you walking away saying the pirate's

treasure auction made you unhappy or

uncomfortable so it made me so happy

well good well then here's the deal

brother if you want that set that you

saw i'll match it for the price that he

gave it so you don't have to beat his

price i'll find the pieces so that you

can walk away smiling and feeling good

because i already called

bruh come on man this dude's a real

these people are out there guys this is

like that's what i mean the people who

work at the rent fair they're great

people also

i i go to i used to go to a lot of these

events in michigan like i'd go to the

power level there you go i'm wearing a

jacket i used to go to like rent fair

and i used to go to the halloween stuff

like halloween haunted campouts and [ __ ]

and it's the same thing dude

those people who do that that kind of

stuff

they literally just want to put a smile

on people's face and make life a little

more bearable for regular ordinary

people because the people that go to

this [ __ ] they're all working class

people looking for a little little bit

of escape you know what i mean the

people that work here they're great

great people they're honestly great

people

and i'm not just saying that they're

great people

very good people

the pablo i was gonna hit up a couple

blocks and try to get my money up don't

go deeper than your pockets are right

now just do you the best you can i'll do

me the best i can together will be

amazing

no dimes bro no there is dude there are

times that work here not even mine or

that goal here

and i think that work here too yeah

there are a lot of dimes that work at

the rent fair bro you don't know

anything there really are

and that goal here

but that's beyond the point

and

can i admit something can i admit

something guys the most attractive women

the hottest women the the biggest babes

you will ever find

in my view

are haunted house workers

i've fallen in love with haunted house

workers i'm not gonna lie haunted house

actresses

i've fallen in love i'm not gonna lie

i've been in love i've been in love with

haunted house actresses

know what i mean there's nothing

whether it's a haunted house or a rent

fair that's what i like i just like that

i love the idea of like someone who's

just acting

and i get to run away with them you know

what i mean

hey crazy or what i don't know bro but i

love it

[Music]

this guy's an [ __ ]

this dude's brutal man this dude's

brutal

this guy's such an [ __ ] bro you don't

give a [ __ ]

uh i still i'm still deciding with this

guy dude this guy is a great guy

is it a quick pick for the ground yeah

sure

hard

time you pointed at me and acknowledged

my existence you made it right no one's

ever done that before

really nobody why

dude you are such a like present you're

out there like jumping and being just

you i mean you're

you're i'm demarcus's cousin's the third

i know but demarcus cousins the third

and uh

he pulls up to a lecture hall with 200

people mods link that one i want to

watch that one after

was so

vibrant how could nobody okay that one i

can watch and not feel guilt i feel

guilt watching this honestly and the

reason i feel guilt

is because the this guy is a great guy

dude this is a great guy right here this

is a great guy

you ever acknowledged that

maybe you just didn't see it maybe you

didn't know it they were in the auction

tell me you did not notice demarco's

cousin's the third one you walked up

this show

these people what is the word salt of

the earth

salt of the earth

what does it

mean salt of the earth

what does it mean again

yes these are salt of the earth

americans these are salt of the earth

americans honestly these are great

working class salt of the earth

americans

sometimes i feel like the invisible man

without his bandages on you know no one

can see me but i can see everybody can i

try to interact and reach out but no one

shirtless protest and best buy why

giving it back because gaga you would

not know anything about this because you

live in [ __ ] satanic california you

don't have people like this in

california okay

so i don't know why you're saying

genuine like you know this is this is

something you wouldn't understand okay

you would never understand this

i still see shadows in my room matter of

fact

if gaga went to this [ __ ] ren faire

she would get into an argument with this

sweet nice guy

and he would go home crying because

she'd be so [ __ ]

brutal to him

you know what i mean

i can't take back the love that i gave

you i don't want you to ever walk away

from an interaction with me with

you he would slip up and he'd he'd be

like uh

oh two holes or whatever he would say

something like that and then she would

just absolutely

just mercilessly butcher him for it

and he would go home crying

you know

and she would be like well the reason is

because

she'd write a paragraph justifying it

less love than you gave me because i

promised you at the beginning of the

show you were going to be my center of

attention right well you left me hanging

didn't you i blew ball i don't think

these people are

republicans i think

i don't i don't think they're

republicans or democrats i think they're

just normal people that they tend not to

be involved in politics now their family

members are republicans

but they're just wanting to they just

serve the people yeah they just put

smiles on people's faces and but here's

what i will say about them is that

they're very socially progressive right

but it's it's in a working-class way

like they're not the cancellation type

but they're very accommodating to like

uh

sexual minorities and stuff you know

what i mean like they're very much open

to it and they're open-minded people but

they're but they're good people you know

what i mean they're good working-class

people

they're just kind of misfits they're

misfits and deviants you know what i

mean

they're misfits i don't mean deviant in

like the sexual sense i just mean like

socially they're just they work in rent

fairs they're like it's like a it's like

a circus but i mean that in a good way

right haunted houses rent fairs they're

like art artsy type of people but

they're working class

i didn't say your blue balled me i said

you left me hanging oh no you left my

show i did you you were my center of

attention how could i finish without my

demarcus yeah do you know what i would

say you know what i'll call them they're

very loving people they're loving people

they don't got hatred in their heart

they're very loving people but they're

still ordinary working class americans

but they're still very loving people

right and it's it's genuinely authentic

it's genuinely authentic

demarcus cousins is the third you were a

blast like if i could bring you in every

day and have you just be a part of the

show so that i could we could banter and

tease i would love it if you need me to

be part of the crew

i'll leave 4pl right now

how far away do you live i live like an

hour away did you work on the weekends

i'm a soundcloud rapper so i yeah carney

people yeah that's what it is i'm free

if i give you my card can you keep in

touch with me yes sir would you mind

right behind you

can i be part of the crew that's what i

want to talk to you about during the

week i got a couple of people who are

making some changes today so i might

just have a spot open up and

i want to away from the the crowd and

the people and situation i'd like to

talk to you about it and see if we can

come up with something

is it something you'd be willing to do

yes yes i would love to even if i'm the

janitor i would clean the deck better

than anybody out there

to be the janitor i'm down to do

anything can i ask one thing

and not that i generally mind but the

gentleman recording can we go off camera

for a minute yeah step out cyber

yeah

or i don't care i mean

he recorded him

carnies are more scoundrel like

hucksters

that's that's kind of true one time um i

went to a festival

and

i was wearing a [ __ ] um

fake beard and this was in high school

and i was with my friends right

and there was this carny guy who was a

veteran and he was just yelling at me

and he was like he was being like super

racist like go back to dearborn

that was in like a white

uh

town or whatever

and he's like go back to dearborn

you stick around after hours and i got

an m16 in my truck for you

bro you know what but i didn't i wasn't

mad about it because he's a thing

dude was a veteran he's working as a

carnie you know what i mean like

whatever i wasn't mad about it

but it was i just found it funny

but obviously it's not okay to do

obviously it's not okay to do but and i

was the victim if anything right but

i mean i'm not telling you anything for

the purpose of the camera that i

wouldn't tell you off-camera but we

started talking business and things like

that that's a typically a private you

know i mean i'd like that between us

guys i'm a pirate now it's official

they gave me a job application to

everything i know i was destined more

than the shitty as youtube

you're a law student streamer chasing

after only fans women and twitch e-girls

well i'm seeing an actual construction

worker so go [ __ ] yourself as for who

can appreciate working people more

honestly

wow

wow

wow

wow fighting words from gaga

fighting words from gaga hey gaga have

you ever thought about the fact

that

you're your

hostility is why you cannot resonate

with working people

you just don't have good faith and

openness in your heart

you just always have to [ __ ]

make a narrative

if it's not that deep

what if it's not that deep

what if it's not that deep

[ __ ] bro like [ __ ] you too

i'm pirate i'm a pirate i'm a pirate hey

bro you're a gdp

on youtube and bruh what the [ __ ] is

this [ __ ]

i'm seeing a construction worker what

does that even [ __ ] mean so you're

saying

what you don't what does that even mean

who resonates with working people more

means who you date

i don't think it's about who you can

date

i think it's about if you can talk to

people

not antagonizing them

what do you mean

like is this a competit you know i'm

used to people

saying like i'm more proletarian than

val like oh you're a law student i'm

actually a real worker right it's larp

it's a form of larp it's a form of

self-larping

but to make the bridge to

making it about who you're dating or who

you're seeing

is just on another level

like to make it

to go from like oh you're a law student

and i'm a real worker

to

i'm seeing a real worker and you're

seeing of not like

kind of virtue signaling is that that's

a whole another [ __ ] level

youtube bro nah i'm demarcus cousins of

the third nah bro

you tripping bro

all right baby give me your booty like

not like that though like like your

money all right man i hope you guys

enjoyed the video if you did be sure to

hit that like button and subscribe and

share guys this is literally the second

time on video that i've gotten a job

without even trying so if you boys don't

got a job yet you need to step up your

game hey man if this video gets

twenty 120

likes i'll come back here and i'll

literally go on my first day of work and

i'll do my thing man you know they want

demarcus cousins the third so they're

gonna get me man hey man you guys been

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i don't need a smile all right we're

going to watch the next one

i want to see the lecture hall one

okay so it's the next day so literally

so in the classroom while were doing the

prank recorded it and it went viral on

twitter dj academics reposted it funny

hood vids freddie gibbs did saying that

it wasn't me so i want to get another

clip because i feel like we can get an

even better one and hopefully we don't

get kicked out this time so we drove two

hours to get up here to a m so mr phase

is finally gonna get me right yeah so

bro but yeah we gotta find a big

classroom but i don't know where any are

right now i don't even know anybody here

excuse me ma'am are those the first

generation airpods

i don't know yeah they are i gotta ask

somebody else

you didn't see that right

oh but hey how you guys doing what are

you guys selling sweet tea sweet tea how

much it's two dollars for a big cup can

i use my blm coupon code

my black lives matter coupon code

yeah last year you know remember like

black lives matter mode no yeah i know

it's better yeah yeah like every black

person got a coupon code okay yeah do

you have a qr scanner

no i can like pay for you i mean i'll

work too but like it's not going to go

to my coupon code because you have to

scan it i don't have this video so it

should be like the kindness of your

heart if you like pay for me yeah

i'm sorry okay i appreciate you

[Laughter]

they actually got it to work what the

[ __ ]

bigger than black and white yeah do you

want some tea yeah it's the problem with

the whole ao live okay okay you can't

change overnight

well you might as well go on and start

here

it's been one hell of a year i gotta

make a count while i'm here yeah do you

go to school here yeah i do my name is

freddy goobs well this is for you

kindness in my heart i got it did you

get history millie oh are you sure yeah

oh damn you guys want to do vemma mr

fades got me

thank you so much thank you do you like

the tea

no really

but thank you though okay you're lying

you don't like tea

i don't i don't like this tea but i

appreciate it though okay is this a

video

for the et network it's for what the bet

network that sounds so familiar what is

that yeah the black entertainment

network oh okay yeah is it like on

youtube or what yeah yeah yeah i'm world

star oh you're the star no world star

no no no no i'm an extra

you guys are the star oh okay is the t

actually [ __ ] or not oh yeah that's abs

it's ass i couldn't sit there and lie to

them yo what's good brody man how are

you good good good how you doing matt

i'm swell i was just wondering like

susan told me like just like kind of let

everybody know on campus about like

chair sniffers on campus the what the

chair sniffers the chair sniffers yeah

oh yeah yeah one thing about like when

you get here there is a couple of chair

sniffers so you're gonna have to be

careful so you know if you like to leave

you know shrieks on the chair or you

crop dust i would just make sure that

you know febreze it down real quick

because you know you don't want to be

you know known as like a booty stinker

that's

couldn't have been said better oh you

take over matt yes sir

yo do you have an extra do-rag on you

you have an extra do-rag did i just like

cop that black one like i'll rock it

better than you

but you don't have a cap on you though

well we can just make a trade trooper

right now i don't know man i feel like

you're false repping bro

you even have waves

you ain't even spending bro

wave

damn bro why are you talking about my

acne like that bro all right kill me

same time same time

nice sticks

bro i can tie it for you bro same time

damn

so now you know what i need to do right

come on my room no no no that hey bro

you surviving right now

damn

man

so it's that bad to be bald in this

society huh that's how bad it is to be

bald

bro come on

bro what is this guy

dude this dude's hairline i don't know

what this guy's bragging about this

dude's hairline isn't the best i've seen

in the world

what happened

is this normal hair lines

like recording

bro a lot of people be saying like that

it's fine

i can't even tell anymore damn you guys

videos are fake the cameraman is right

there yeah it looks pushed back

[ __ ] don't be seeing the camera

like 10 minutes after what's it for like

youtube nah pornhub i'm gonna go [ __ ]

off like a bird but i'ma [ __ ] with you

bro bro i'm gonna get a hair transplant

i probably am what's your channel like

oh little nazix

i'm just playing freddy gibbs

yeah look me up

hey brody rowdy brody can you get her

that actually sounds tempting

how long are you going to be up because

i might play it for like the last hour

of my stream

and i don't know if i can now because

it'll tank my viewers

and i don't i won't be playing for that

long you know what i mean it takes me if

you wanna okay for sure

i can only probably play it for like an

hour you know i mean like video games

just

i can't blame for that long so

what do you mean watch and learn i'll

play it for the last hour of the stream

i just want to do some stuff before then

ready at 500 it can't go down from here

yes it can

it really can trust me

it's not just the viewers guys this is

that i don't want to play right now

because

i won't be able to play for that long i

want to play like play and then end the

stream after i'm i get bored of it

bro why do girls

why do girls write like this

why do girls write like this i mean

why do girls write like this

why do you gotta be so extra about [ __ ]

it's right normally

yes they do i've never seen a i've never

seen a girl with [ __ ]

bad handwriting

why do you have terrible handwriting

because they don't even matter that much

it don't matter you all gotta make your

handwriting so cute

y'all so extra man

know this proves to me and proves me you

guys are just always thinking

about yourselves

and how good you look

meanwhile i'm thinking about what i'm

gonna eat after class see the difference

lennon had great handwriting first of

all no he [ __ ] didn't second of all

that was enough [ __ ] 19

[ __ ] hundreds dumbass

everyone had good handwriting and marx

had completely horrific handwriting

and thinking about hair transplant don't

lie you're vain too i'm a [ __ ]

celebrity now i have to be i have to

care about my appearance

i literally went years not even caring

about my appearance at all but now i

have to because i'm a [ __ ] celebrity

and people care about that [ __ ]

i don't care about it

i look i'll be bald i'm gonna be bald

for many years before i get a transplant

but here's the thing when i become bald

every single day people are just going

to point it out hey oh if you're bald

it's going to be my identity yeah bald

guy you're bald ball ball bald

understand so yeah i'm gonna get a

transplant eventually because i'm sick

of people annoying me about it

yeah i'm gonna go from bald to

transplant definitely

not taking [ __ ] finasteride that's my

red line

finesse besides my red line because

i'll tell you why

because that destroys your manhood

you need finn if you're getting a

transplant [ __ ]

no i'm gonna get a transplant with

unlimited graphs when they release the

technology and for the one with

unlimited graphs you actually do not

need

uh finastericide it's only if you have

limited graphs

rub testosterone gel on your forehead

but i

will you go timples i know if i when i

go bald i'm not hiding it when i go bald

i am not hiding my bald ass head i'm

gonna have a shining

bald head

that's always gonna be visible all the

time

the thing is is that i'm gonna tan i'm

gonna tan a [ __ ] ton when i go bald and

i'm probably gonna visit tanning salons

so i'll be tanned as [ __ ] i'm gonna be

dark as hell when i'm bald

it's kind of taking her a while to

respond you think i got left already you

go completely bald by the time it comes

out well that's the idea there's no

issue with that i can be bald by the

time it comes out that's the whole

[ __ ] point

what are you talking

about you janna

who's he talking to this girl

can you do me a favor she look they all

look so young these girls look like

they're in high school

he passes to her like a youtuber i'm a

talk

these kids look at this these kids look

like they're [ __ ] 14.

these are college kids

these are college kids what the [ __ ]

me for me

how do you know if it's a freshman class

it's taking a while

i'm nervous hey excuse me brody bro when

i was a freshman in high school

actually when i was a sophomore in high

school because that's when i went to a

big college

nobody in class talked to each other you

know what i mean like i've oh listen any

time i was in class in college i was

always

scoping [ __ ] out not too obsessively but

i was like

god i mean you know what i mean i was

always scoping [ __ ] out

and always checking out what i'm working

with in the classroom and then i was

thinking like how do i bridge the

connection

what i'm saying like

you know what i mean

and the only common denominator was s by

the way the only common denominator was

s

that's the only one

that was the only one

i always liked to scope out

who was in my class because

i don't know that's a habit i've had

since middle school i just always would

see who's in my class

really good looking dude it's taking her

a minute and i would rank them i would

rank everyone by looks

in my head

sponsor my message like is she gonna

leave me already

yes i said ass

i'm gonna double note it can you give me

another note she might have not read my

other note you know it's bad singing

some people are like oh she's got a

pretty face i don't notice that i don't

notice that

a girl can look her face can look like

shrek but if she got ass that's a 10 for

me

you know what i'm saying i don't give a

[ __ ] about face when it comes to that

fake i'm not trying to find my wife

i have a girlfriend anyway

yeah yeah so we like yeah i have a

girlfriend no no the other night it's

all good i'm so immature bro

he's passing notes he's throwing notes

[Laughter]

bro these these are the most cringe

people they actually participated in it

what is this middle school this is

college these are literal legal adults

passing notes with each other and

giggling

huh do you like me

i like you too

bruh people are not growing up fast

anymore

remember these are grown adults

apparently they're legally adults

and

they're passing notes giggling and [ __ ]

and they're it's so this is [ __ ] that

was in middle school dude what the [ __ ]

i'm also like you know auto autocorrect

yeah my bad we good okay what is this

class

yeah this kid looks like a freshman in

high school how was this college

it's a freshman in high school when i

was sitting in this class i literally

looked like a 55 year old barbarian

oh yeah yeah

sir i feel like i speak for everyone

like the notes we took for the last test

i feel like didn't correlate to the

actual test and like i had to raw dog on

my answer so i was just wondering like

if this he's probably taller than you

that's why i say height means nothing

because you're right this guy probably

is taller than me he's probably like 5

11.

guess what height means nothing

type means nothing

segment like would it be better notes

that we could take that might transfer

over to the test

i mean i would like to think so yeah the

medium was a 90 so i don't know

but i can talk to you for sure yeah yeah

yeah we can talk about it

yes mom thank you professor

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that's literally how college is yeah

everyone's getting an and simply by the

way the median was 90 because one guy

just didn't show up

for p why did you take away the 42

cause shouldn't it have been 420 for p

i'm not sure what you're reading okay

but i still don't see a 420 though

it might happen in april maybe um and

then we want to plug in these values um

excuse me professor i have a job

interview at dave and buster's and i'm

not going to lie my hairline's kind of

clapped is

is anybody in the class a barber by any

chance

can you give me real quick right now

yeah

i'll get back

okay my bad professor give me the

freddie good

i like how teachers are just professors

are just too tired to stop this

she's gonna let it happen

just be just because she's too tired to

say stop

so she's just gonna allow this to happen

she just had a long day and doesn't feel

like dealing with it

know what i mean

that's the truth

that's the truth

i like how they're using snapchat bunch

of dumbass kids using

snapchat i hate snapchat so much dude

[ __ ] this

all of my bad memories of college are

because of snapchat by the way all of my

bad college memories are because of

[ __ ] snapchat

[ __ ] you guys there used to be an app in

college called yik yak it used to be

called yik yak i don't know if you know

what it is

where you can anonymously talk [ __ ]

about

in your local

area you could just anonymously

just create threads in your local area

and

there was somebody who talks [ __ ] about

me on yik yak before i saw that i saw

somebody talk [ __ ] about me on yukiak

do i have to pivot again

no it said some [ __ ] like

yo [ __ ] that haas guy his dick is way

too big

you know what i mean

no there are no more negative numbers

left at the bottom so what corner point

does that correspond to x is five y is

zero

yeah i'm just wondering like when are we

gonna use this in the real world in the

real world to optimize your business all

right find your groups no more than

three yeah what's good hello yeah can

you get the answer for number six i

don't know but i'm getting a haircut

right now bro i gotta talk to you later

i can't be talking in class are you

trying to be my partner

college is easy college just easy it's

literally like that

college just easy everybody's [ __ ]

horny but college was the easiest

you know how many [ __ ] girls i turned

down in college and i regret it too

because i was arrogant

but

college was easy man you could just you

know why i didn't get a lot in college

because i always was just

procrastinating and postponing i was

like okay i'll get back to them another

time or i'll get another time but it was

so easy it's like you could get it like

this and it would be the easiest thing

in the world it was so easy but me how i

was like i was like nah nah i'm gonna

keep waiting you know i'm like i'm gonna

procrastinate

but

not for me bruh because you were you

must been you're just probably not an

outgoing person are you living under a

rock

college was easy as [ __ ]

every girl in college is so friendly

every girl in college is very very

friendly

but you didn't get any i was in a

relationship

i had a relationship

and

even when i wasn't in one i just

i was just procrasti i was too focused

okay you wanted the truth i was too

focused on the [ __ ]

uh

my the political and theory [ __ ] i'm not

gonna lie i'm not even lying i was too

focused on that dumb

ideological [ __ ] i was a fanatic okay

i can't

him a lot but you yeah

need to do the group work right i forgot

my notebook but no i wasn't getting like

random hookups left and right but it was

so it would have been so easy to if i

wanted you know

i've been so you don't got to go to

frats you don't have to go to frats dude

you slept with two girls in four years

that's did you ever try talking theory

with babes

i just feel like you're ugly just by

asking that i just feel like only an

ugly dude would ask that question

what i mean who like

it's not even funny to think about

of course not

the [ __ ]

okay so what's your name again

uh

demarcus demarcus cousins so seriously

are you in my class he'd be fading up

everybody in the class how do you not

remember

are you like trying to take a new

picture of my haircut

on a scale from under 10 what would you

rate my cut

i gotta clean all my space bro okay grab

your stuff no like i gotta like sweet

you have a room

okay i'll go get one more i need to know

who you are i'm i'm coming right back

did you have permission to film like

they said the results yeah

who said you could face less than who's

who said that

that's their pronouns can i get a broom

real quick no

i gotta sweep

the classroom is dirty

oh thank you i don't need it no more i

got a fresh cut

you got it yeah i just got it

okay

demarcus

can you write that down for me the

marcus is my nickname do i have to give

you my real name i want all of it yeah

what's your nickname joe

joe

mama

you guys said he yelled i would actually

yell in a video again

i just go and open the door wide open

i don't even know if this is correct

information i'm not a liar

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i just open the door and just be like

is that illegal is it a video game not

really

teammates did that

i always i used to i had a dream once

when i was in high school

and this is super not allowed so don't

even this is super illegal you would get

in trouble you're gonna probably go in

jail when i was in high school like my

junior year one time i had a dream that

i was walking through the halls

and there was a class going on and i

just

pissed into the doorway i just unzipped

my pants and took a piss in the doorway

and i found the dream so funny

for like a year for like for until i

graduated senior year i was like that's

the funniest thing

that could ever happen

in high school that's illegal of course

it is dude it's it's exhibitionism

but just imagine you're in class and you

just start seeing a stream of piss

coming out of the doorway

what would the teacher say

technically she could just or they could

or he could just slam the door and you

would get hurt right

yeah you'd be put i don't know yeah is

that a sex because i mean you're their

age

you're still a miner

i was a minor right so i don't know if i

would be a sex offender but

you would definitely get in trouble and

possibly be put in jail for that

definitely for exhibitionism and nudism

but it's such an aggressive thing to do

such an aggressive thing to do

he started peeing and he's sitting his

chair and there's a puddle forming

what

teenagers can be put on a sex offender

list for sending nudes to each other no

[ __ ] way and they're both let's say

like i don't even know

but that don't even concern me you know

what i mean that's that don't concern me

i don't care

i'm not gonna defend the youth

welcome

let them go to jail

got nothing to do with me meanwhile i

can get nudes on nudes on news i'm an

adult yeah

i can send nudes i can receive news

obviously from other adults but no

strings are taxed yay how

and plus if you're underage should you

really be sending or slash receiving

those type of things in the first place

i don't think you should i just don't

think you should in the first place

so yeah

what the [ __ ] is this cooking meat in a

vegan restaurant

did you wear glasses in high school no

absolutely not i did not

i absolutely did not

i absolutely did not

do it

you probably won't make it there

you don't want to take it there you went

from william

to a baby like

immediately said on his balls i missed

the old kangaroo

no i missed the old kanye you know what

i mean

i didn't say nothing reckless yet i mean

i was getting there but party was like

chuck and then he read my shirt and he

was like really chill out speaking

no one forkey can you specify what you

mean you mean like when you were also

underage not when you're an adult

because that's

like illegal right

i mean like received when you were in

high school

as a minor

in a shirt new merch coming soon

august 23rd i'll be sure to do your

chores do whatever you need to

do i didn't feel good about it

to save up that bread august 23rd we

dropping some heat but we're going to

talk about that later on in the video so

boys we're in

austin texas right now we literally

drove three hours to come out here to

get this clip the plan for today's video

is to cook

meat and vegan restaurants

dudes listen dudes who were uh

getting some in high school turn out to

be

virgins when they grow up

they reacquire their virginity because

they just never get any out of high

school like you peak in high school and

then but dudes who were actually

abstinent in high school

end up having the best life ever after

high school

people over here in austin bro i don't

know why they're charming ultra soft

over here bro like literally the

littlest things just trigger them is

that the copium emote you dumb [ __ ]

because what i'm telling i'm literally

selling the [ __ ] truth right now

i'm telling the truth and i'm saying

this is a guy who lost it in high school

not

in high school like i was in high school

but it wasn't from

it wasn't from the high school but i was

in high school like i was just going

into senior year

in the summer

but

i kind of regret it i do regret it

i'm off so i feel like i'll be way

funnier to do it here in austin the

older brothers peaked and i'm more

successful than now yeah exactly

so since we drove three hours just to

get this clip for y'all man can you guys

please just drop a like real quick like

let's get it

can you guys give the boys a light goal

for the next video a thousand likes whoa

way more than that is high school 17 18

for americans

it's 14 to 18.

it's 14 to 18

yeah 14 to 18.

really that's light work for them white

work

that's cyber shawn numbers right

50 000 yeah and all i got to say though

if you were ever 18 years old in high

school all i gotta say is yikes

i have a summer birthday so i graduated

high school at 17

right

i graduated high school at 17. one i

have a question guys let's say you're in

high school and you're 18 and you're

dating like a 17 year old

is it isn't that illegal

isn't that not allowed

it's legal

romeo and juliet laws what

you can have a four-year difference

you are within two or three years it's

okay

you just can't smash what do you think

dating means dude

it doesn't mean you hold hands and

giggle in the [ __ ] pic have picnics

and [ __ ]

the [ __ ]

how do you not notice you're a lawyer

because i don't [ __ ] look this [ __ ]

up in law school dude

i learn about different [ __ ] in law

school than that

yikes for all the people who turned 18

in high school you lost your [ __ ] you

were literally an adult in high school

what a creep

yikes to everyone who's an 18 year old

in high school

yikes yikes yikes yikes i graduated high

school at 17 and proud

50 000 like boys let's do it

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i was 18 the entire year i was a senior

yikes yikes

[Music]

yeah the majority turned 18 in high

school except for people with summer

birthdays like me i have a birthday in

the summer so i did not turn 18 in high

school and i remained

you know

a high schooler i wasn't a [ __ ] adult

sitting in a classroom

i graduated and gret and you know what i

mean like i wasn't a [ __ ] adult in

high school what a [ __ ] creepy thing

to be

you know my high school crush was 18.

she was actually 18 i was 17.

by the way

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okay

that means i was a victim

hey that means i was a victim

i like this place

that means i

was the victim

it's my first time trying the vegan

stuff you've kissed counter culture for

your first vegan experience exactly i

want you guys to take my virginity

[Music]

okay i've been a meat gluzler my whole

life so instead of gobbling meat i want

to gobble you know some eggplants and

stuff

yeah when you put it that way i know

he's at home were you able to pull out

the menu no one can you just give me the

best

your favorite okay i hope he doesn't

take it personally it's just a prank bro

it's just a prank

i'm just face rocking it

[Music]

why did you get held back in fourth

grade oh bruh sage is in the chat for

the dude who got held back in fourth

grade

getting held back

was my worst nightmare that was my worst

nightmare i [ __ ]

i was

terrified of [ __ ] getting held back

they should they should remove getting

held back dude they should not allow you

to get held back

getting held back is psychological

damage

getting getting held back is [ __ ]

psychological damage i skipped two

grades because tested out of them

you know what hux you never found

happiness as a child

ruined my brother yeah that [ __ ] is

psychological

damage

that [ __ ] is psychological damage

my

[Music]

oh

awesome bro

getting rid of gift these pancakes thank

you man thank you oh my god my fat ass

is hungry for those oh looks good these

are pancakes

what is that

a [ __ ] is a vegan burger with [ __ ]

lettuce in

[Music]

i it people to talk he just got gyno by

drinking that but or by eating that by

the way

if you got left back you were forever

known as the dumbass who got left back i

know that's why it should be made

illegal to hold students back

[ __ ] that all it does is [ __ ] with their

heads

it's honestly [ __ ] up

it should be prohibited and eliminated

and removed and completely

destroyed

it's like real good

[Music]

it's good but i feel like it's missing

something

can you point that in for me

appreciate you

what are you doing with the georgia girl

oh i'm just gonna like cook up my stuff

real quick that's not gonna work i can't

let you do that why not

what the [ __ ]

[Music]

hold on

hold on guys i need water i need water

is that illegal

tell me if it's illegal that i need

water

guys here's the thing

okay

who knew

that getting water was such a [ __ ]

[ __ ] in this world okay

i need some money

money money i need some money

money money i need some money

money money

some money

this is [ __ ] ridiculous

this is an absurdity dude

actually absurd

based

thank you mx appreciate you missed

thank you man

i appreciate you i hear you thank you

sin appreciate

some money

here's the thing my dudes

tomorrow

i'm a [ __ ] your mom

yay how

it's not something we're gonna allow

today but it's like beyond meat though

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

it's been fun guys did you unplug me i

did yeah i'll just like start a fight

all right why did you unplug it

hold my hands

it's time to go

i i haven't paid yet you're nothing i've

seen you go but i have to pay bro

the food was good but bro i feel like if

i just add this it'll be like that much

better

yeah yeah we don't got time for well

done today i'll give you more chance to

leave before i start calling police

imagine going to jail

imagine you go to jail and the police

notes say man refuses to leave vegan

restaurant over easy

thank you

bro you can't call the cops with the

black lives matter sign out there i

that's what i have to do okay

go get us to check though like because i

have to pay you bro like it's not an

option i have to pay you it's gonna be

2056. damn

so anyway you actually like just kick us

out instead

it'd be that expensive i'm not gonna

help you like that okay have a great day

what about the two no

you don't want tip i would not like a

tip from you today no thank you

because meat is murder and you are an

animal murderer

i want to give you the two

i'm gonna go

whoa

not gonna do [ __ ] you're not gonna do

[ __ ]

okay here's my issue with liberals you

want me to tell you my issue with

liberals

or lefty liberals whatever the [ __ ] i'm

not a liberal i'm a lefty whatever

why do they think that their righteous

anger is compensation for

like

blatant facts like dude this guy's way

taller than you he's way bigger than you

he has much more mass

and muscle mass than you

but you think you're gonna be a tough

guy because you feel like you're morally

in the right

can you explain to me how that works

you were from t-pain to p diddy like

real quick you went from william

so this is when the dsa talks about the

workers and the working class they're

talking about this guy

they call him the worker

this is not the worker dude

the baby like immediately

no i didn't personally

she he didn't abuse any animal abuse it

like i just got the leftovers these are

the workers the working class has

arrived

the working class has arrived to kick

out a racist trump supporter a white

supremacist trump supporter

the working class is here to kick out

the racist trump supporter

this is literally

a segregationist jim crow

act of aggression

guys but for real

this is the working class this is the cp

usa's working class

so my name's joe sims and as i was

talking to rosanna

there's two americas forming one is the

white supremacist gentleman

who came with the foreign

djk with the 20.

holy [ __ ] bro thank you so much

thank you so much man appreciate you

holy [ __ ] bro thank you man

thank you so much

but as i was saying joe sims

there's two americas one is the

working-class america with fine

women of color such as this fine young

woman and she is a woman of color just

like elizabeth warren because she has

native ancestry and that makes her

an indigenous woman

this is the person behind land back by

the way

this is the type of person behind land

back

bro can you not say i'm the baby can you

say i'm a little nauseous bro like that

kind of hurt my feelings the baby bro

don't say that bro don't say that [ __ ]

you know what why i know he's saying the

baby because the baby said homophobic

stuff

what does that have to do with eating

meat so eating meat is

homophobic the [ __ ]

that's racist

that is actually racist too that's

actually racist

this is a fascist establishment

damn it i'm cancelled

i'm not gonna lie dude saying that i was

pulling up the baby like really hurt my

feelings you guys already know what

happened last time we tried meeting the

baby i i just want to see the baby

that's all there's no baby

up here no the baby so hopefully this is

a better

experience can you just like surprise me

with something is there anything you

don't like i mean not really this is my

first time trying a vegan spot okay my

ex she really loved my meat and then she

cheated on me so much

i'm going vegan you know like no meat

for you

this is a satanic restaurant by the way

this is a [ __ ] vegans man they have

their own restaurants now and they're

taking up space i you guys saw the

stream where i was walking around

downtown austin because i literally

couldn't find a [ __ ]

restaurant with bread chicken and cheese

to eat

and why because these people are taking

up space

[ __ ] you vegans

[Music]

thank you

so much [ __ ] for so little meat

i hope not bad

[Music]

yeah it's like 9 000 calories

[Music]

the succulentness aftermath of my face

it's quite exquisite but i think it's

missing one thing

your first vegan food experience i'm not

glad this [ __ ] slaps it

i want you to trip

[Laughter]

[Music]

hey siri how long do you have to cook

one side

i don't think my george foreman is

getting like all size can i just like

throw it on the grill real quick

[Laughter]

i mean yeah can i just throw it on the

grill then is that cool

like it's almost done though i know but

you can't do it

right now i would feel you if i had it

raw but like i like my meat well done

if this was your house you could do that

but you could not do that here i got

booty if you would like to speak to her

hey how you doing i'm just trying

something new like i don't think

anybody's ever tried vegan with meat

before so i'm just like

you guys

i don't think anybody's tried vegan with

me

oh my god

like trying to be that dude like

innovator

oh okay so you're not trying to like do

a collab

my name's demarcus

i cook up the best burgers in the city

on everything i swear like do you know

who 42 doug is

i don't know him and little naz ex love

my meat

like i don't know how much of this goes

towards you but

sign donated twenty dollars can you

react to this i really want to see your

take on it www.youtube.com

watch v equals j 800 space 5 int

thank you sign but i i'm having a hard

time

i i don't know how to copy that

my obs i don't know how to copy it

kind of i click copy text

and yeah i don't know dm it's one of my

mods

like

oh it all goes to you oh here you have

fun with this

you're welcome

no problem

they're here for me y'all they know that

this video is an absolute anger so if

you haven't already hit that like button

a non-donated 25. 25 to not watch

whatever that guy donated thank you and

on and sorry sign but you heard the guy

so i guess we're not watching that thing

you sent

him

thank you so much anan

appreciate it

cause you're coming to film something

but we have somebody that like had a

very serious medical emergency oh what

happened we don't know but as you can

see the emts here i thought they were

here for me like

there's nothing to do i mean if y'all

could not film that'd be great yeah i

mean i'm just like documenting my first

time trying vegan food

yeah yeah that's all okay um yeah i

don't think we're letting uh letting

people film here today unfortunately i

just can't have y'all filming at the

restaurant you should not just hear from

me like because this is a banger

oh [ __ ]

all right i'm gonna have to all the way

all right boys man i hope you guys

enjoyed the video if you did be sure to

hit that like button subscribe and share

guys there's a big elephant in the room

we had 1 million subscribers man i don't

care

all right moving on

oh weebs at the anime convention i gotta

see this dude i gotta see this

i gotta see this

there's a few of these bruh

these are addicting i'm not gonna lie

okay these are addicting

the baby hey hey

he's tough you strong

i just want to see the baby that's all

hey it's the homie ichigo from bleach

charizard is okay if i get a pit

[Music]

like there's gonna be a murder cause i'm

gonna kill that

all right boys man i've been wanting to

do this video for a fat minute now over

here in houston they have this anime

convention right it's once a year we

were supposed to do this last year oh

there's also a new channel 5 video we're

going to watch

colbert happened everything and [ __ ] hit

the fan so we're going to run it back in

2021. oh bro man you goku bro huh i say

you goku man that's good luffy oh [ __ ]

naruto my bad luffy from one piece oh

[ __ ] light from death note

what

the [ __ ]

you've never seen one piece like do you

want like a one piece like i can give

you one of those

a lot of you guys probably don't know

this but i actually love anime man i'm

not like one of those dudes i watch like

the unknown ones i watch like dragon

ball hunter hunter naruto death note the

hypey stuff damn this [ __ ] lit

bro i'm trying to get in i'm trying to

get in there

what happens if i get hurt

you get hurt who do i sue

all right welcome to the arena guys no

shield bashing no captain america bs but

captain america is black now

oh yeah you're not throwing the shield

this black lives matter

so like if you're black can i throw it

no no throwing stuff in general no

throwing stuff into it oh my god

these are all this is the dead these are

all destiny watchers

these are all the people that [ __ ]

these are all the redditors attacking me

dude on destiny's reddit

if this is a real bad way yeah we all

have to kill each other i'm not going to

hesitate to kill you i know that's why

i'm saying may the best guy win don't

die

don't look at me fair enough we're at

war

[Music]

now running away

[Applause]

there will be any dimes there

ah

don't put me on the spot

okay look yes but the fact that they're

at an anime convention immediately makes

them unattractive to me

oh you're on my team we started off ah

you're dead

you're dead

alive i don't mean to be

a 70 donated fifty dollars fifty dollars

say you react to the video

bruh

bruh damn okay dm it to the mods the

amateur mods the emma to a mod i can't

copy it from here from obs for some

reason i can't copy it so dm it to a mod

or post it in the discord or something

or dm it to me

because i cannot

yeah we'll react to it but

thank you man appreciate the 50.

rude or nothing i feel like lebron in

2018

i have no help out here you're jr

you're kevin love i'm out

i can't do this anymore you know what i

just realized we didn't pay to get in

here we just walked in this [ __ ] oh

[ __ ]

the [ __ ]

hey you guys seen the bad [ __ ]

[Music]

that's literally why i came here i'm

gonna be real

is this is this creepy dude guys is this

creepy cause i'm gonna be real about

something

the only reason the only reason i would

ever go to [ __ ] like this

bad [ __ ] i don't i don't want to be

around crowds of people for no reason

why else would i be here

you know what i'm saying

why the [ __ ] else would i leave my house

and go to this place

only for bad [ __ ] i'm not gonna lie

what am i gonna do i'm gonna make anime

friends

this is the one they want us to watch

okay gotcha

[Music]

hey mods can you can you vet this video

for tos

before i uh watch it

edit for tos we will we will get around

to watching it but not right away

we will watch it mods vet the video

please

i've been trying to give me some like

weed [ __ ] for like a fat minute hey if

you find it let us know bro imagine her

like screaming your name in like

japanese oh the market's on oh my name's

not demarcus though no that's me

demarcus the marcus

the marcus

the marcus cousins bro your cosplay

always insane bro dawg thank you bro i

[ __ ] love saitama man is it covered

say one punch man on three

one two three one punch man characters

names

huh so i thought was the one punch hero

i talked about vegeta

[ __ ] oh vegeta my bad i get them too

confused

oh my killer one ball that's my favorite

character man is it kilowatt yeah i

[ __ ] love kilauea bro let's get a

pitch hey man you watched hey man

[ __ ] homie got a badass kilowatt

costume bro [ __ ] love hunter hunter

hey brody man i love your cowboy and

bebop outfit bro that [ __ ] badass

no best cosplay appreciate it

i gotta give me one like it hey do you

guys know who's perfect this isn't

houston

woman today

i have a plug that like set this whole

thing up he said the baby was going to

pull through like that mass piece like

my little [ __ ] is a masterpiece i mean

gotta be funny when i'm telling no joke

she's still gonna laugh at me still suck

my dick with you i brought like i bumped

that [ __ ] like 24 7.

yeah if you guys see the baby just let

me know like i gotta get a pic to the

ground hey bro real question though who

we tapping sakura or hinata

bro i'm not gonna lie that no chest the

no chest

i just feel like this place smells

i just feel like it smells

so what ass combo is killer well let me

roll it to you like this anime thighs

fish uh chris can you just time stamp

the violin stuff

nets big-ass anime titties but bro she's

not [ __ ] what mrs incredible though

that's a milk that is way out the age

let's get that [ __ ] quick bro we don't

have no age range we grow men

we tapping

we grow men we grow man we right but if

you want to go a little bit thicker why

are naruto people such sociopaths you

ever notice that naruto people are

literal sociopaths they don't give a

[ __ ] about nothing

is that true

oh man i actually i wanna [ __ ] a skinny

[ __ ] today

true bro let me get your number bro

bro there's not many people like culture

like us if you become my real homie i

might even let you take a couple of

stashes from my anime porn i will call

you i'm slow down bro i'm like there's a

baddie right there so like i gotta go

get a pick for the ig i gotta get it i

gotta get it hey can you can you take a

picture for me too man is it cooper get

a picture

oh thank you my name is demarcus

demarcus cousins me too can you put your

head on top of my door yeah sure

oh my gosh my my story's about to be

popping i'm probably gonna get like 25

views today

appreciate you you're so beautiful can i

copy your number

no i don't get my number i had a stalker

for a really long time so i don't get my

phone number oh no i'm not gonna stalk

you like you won't even know i'm there

no i still i just don't get it i'm just

not comfortable you want to notice

something

this reminds me of something this

honestly reminds me of some [ __ ]

every girl i've met who tells me like oh

i've had issues with like obsessive

stalkers

are girls that spend time around nerds

like this

like i'm not surprised she has a stalker

because look where she is

these are the type of dudes who do do

that

you know what i mean hey i'm literally

getting deja vu there's actually

multiple times where i've met women

who tell me about oh yeah i'm scared of

my stalkers and these obsessive got

people

and their audience is like

weirdo nerds you know what i mean

or they're the people they're around

that they mingle around are just weirdo

[ __ ] nerds

what i mean

bandit you didn't you just told me last

minute dude you told me last minute

tell me a day before

oh okay well like what about the snap

like i can give you my instagram your

instagram you might be able to come on i

just can't guarantee it

for tomorrow

maybe we'll see i don't even know how

it's going to go

okay you're going to follow me back

right

oh bad bad bad

oh that's awesome

oh my gosh you have so many followers

i haven't even hit like triple digits

yet thank you

bye

i got an instagram

[Music]

[Applause]

dude one of those the one how many of

these guys do you think is a stalker

like that who does that probably this

guy this guy

this guy maybe and a bunch of these

people he's just they just send these

psychological dude look at my stalkers

it's literally these type of people look

at my [ __ ] obsessive haters and

stalkers i'm gonna get in your head

i'm the

anime

god

the [ __ ] up [ __ ]

[Music]

report a crime real quick so like i just

got like that dime pieces instagram back

there so like i just want to let you

guys know like probably like around like

1am tonight like there's gonna be a

murder because i'm going to kill that

[ __ ]

so i just want to like you know put it

out there now so you know you guys can

just be on standby

yeah yeah yeah

bruh imagine we live in a society where

they took it literally and they're like

oh you know what that's a threat

thank you thank you hey bro you want to

like

you want tag in like you could be my

matt hardy to my jeff hardy that's where

we're headed as a society that's what

that's where twitter already is if i

made the joke where i was where i said

that same thing twitter would clip it

and they'd be like haas is literally

making threats of murder

[Music]

on it twitter's already like that

yeah but just about you know be on the

radio you guys will hear it it's gonna

be a mess though well you see that

yeah i cannot make props for sure

it's just almost as big as my vibrator i

love bleach can i get a picture real

quick yeah yeah hey it's the homie

ichigo from bleach yo

wait what's going on is the baby

the upstairs upstairs guys the babies

upstairs the baby he's upstairs guys

come on

[Laughter]

why the [ __ ] was he can you imagine the

baby at this [ __ ]

can you imagine the baby at this [ __ ]

so why why would he be here

for what

baby

the babies upstairs

[ __ ] i'm the masterpiece

hey guys

[Laughter]

the singing of him is greater than

everything but the baby

is performing right now

the baby is in the building

[Laughter]

bruh you know what makes this even more

funny

uh jen you know what the time stamps are

for the the n words or whatever

and the punches just give me the time

stamps but guys you know what's [ __ ]

hilarious about this video

he didn't even pay to go he just walked

in here he didn't even pay to get in

here

and he's doing all this

the baby's that one

where's the baby

[Laughter]

where is he where is he

the baby's there excuse me excuse me

excuse me

kirk the baby's here i'm so sorry oh my

god the baby's here the baby's here the

baby's here wow this is bbc energy

[Music]

he is

i'm going baby on baby kirk where are

you where do you have the baby at where

are you holding him king vaughn told me

he's here

i better perform with the baby i see you

the baby bro i'm your biggest fan man

hey i'm going

baby on baby

[Laughter]

who is this i don't even know who this

is

my little visual masterpiece it's the

baby hey turn that off it's the baby

okay

it's the baby right here all right who

is this

whoa hey hey homie hold me keep pushing

my man hey please

hey

that guy looks familiar who's that guy

bro who's the who's that

[Laughter]

bro

guys shut the [ __ ] up but uh

yo but um

who's this dude in the back he's got all

these dimes and [ __ ] he's got all these

girls with him

bro that's where all the babes were

they're just with this one dude

officer

javonte hersey can you get a thumbnail

percy can't get a thumbnail

uh hold on let's see guys

all right

i i just want to see the baby that's all

who was that guy oh there's no baby up

here no the baby

baby the rapper there is no baby king

vaughn told me

that's why i came up here

who is that guy

i can get up yeah

i haven't took karate in a couple years

i don't know how to fight but officer

where'd you learn that though that was a

great takedown

you need to be on the undercard of the

conor mcgregor verse that support your

fight

oh it was a voice actor who played

someone named baby

oh god

i think you could go far hey but can you

at least say like i put up a little

fight like cause i'm like oh i went down

like a damn dude

thank you i appreciate that

all right i just got tackled by the

police officers but i came here to

inform you the baby is not here it's

just a regular black guy i'm sorry

that's all me big girl's in the chat the

baby's not here

bro they tackled me down on the ground

the baby's not here

yeah yeah

hey public service announcement the baby

is not here it's just a regular black

guy i get confused i got confused

the cops took me down if we didn't get

arrested for that i don't know why we

could get arrested charizard is okay if

i get a pick you're my favorite pokemon

charizard

hell

thank you charizard all right we gotta

get out of here we just gotta what kind

of what kind of squirtle is that

[Music]

i'm addicted to this [ __ ] guys i'm

addicted to this you probably won't make

it there they say they won't smoke with

me you don't want to take it

you bowl with a there

all right y'all so my mom said she's

gonna would you do this [ __ ] in ireland

yes if i wouldn't get banned

if i'm okay and i won't get banned yes i

would kick me out if i don't get a flu

shot i'm not a conspiracy theorist or

nothing but back when i was 12 i had got

a flu shot right and literally the next

day i had caught the flu i was sick for

like two weeks and i don't know like i'm

not an anti-vaxxer but i'm looking at

anti-vaxxer and also it kind of works

out because literally a couple days ago

i literally felt like this big-ass bulge

right here all right bro chill

apparently it's called a boil it's

almost as big as my right nut so i'm

gonna actually have someone in here at

the chaperone oh you guys actually have

to look at it yeah you actually have to

look at it

do you use protection barrier protection

you can do that too

hey give me a hug bro

bro come here give me a hug man

bro give me a hug what do you have on

you i don't have anything the vito don't

have anything on me

no you're not your nut is supposed one

of your ball sacks is supposed to hang

lower than the other that's a fact

i have an std though bruh why do you do

that come on

we've been here

oh my god you like the fat girls

we're going to figure out in three to

five business days

wait

wait what does that mean

your boy's going through a rough time

right now y'all i'm beefing with tyrone

don't ever step back foot inside that

store again i'm beefing with a whole new

dude on my block steve stop

filming now and now doctors are telling

me that i might die soon i might die

who knows

thank you okay i'll tell you guys what

in la we're going to do a mall stream

again we're going to go to a mall in l.a

and we're going to do a similar stream

we'll do another mall stream

i'm not going to know the results for a

couple more days so you know what i'm

going to live life to the fullest man

because i don't know how much time i

have left so i had this idea i've been

wanting to do it for a fat minute it's

stupid as [ __ ] but i want to get a

watermelon put some holes in it go to a

bowling alley and bowl with a watermelon

probably expecting more but there's

nothing more to that that's literally

all i want to do

this is the one

i'm gonna get this one

do you guys think this could bowl one

time i'm gonna tell you a story one time

i went to a store with a friend where's

a group of us

and

they were this was many years ago this

was like in high school right

and they were doing something called

watermeloning and watermeloning means

that

first of all i was a big dude like

really big dude right

big all in general like super tall like

six six

and very large right just a large dude

and what he would do is he'd take a

watermelon he'd go up to people's

doorstep

and he would just scream on the tub

and then smash the watermelon on the

doorstep and run away

and

we go to meyer to get the watermelon

we'd go to we'd go to we'd go to meyer

to get the watermelon and uh

he didn't even pay for it he would just

he would just take a watermelon i'm

sorry meyer is like the um

it's like the walmart of michigan it's

like a michigan walmart right he would

just take the watermelon

randomly and he would just walk out of

it while like he would like toss it in

the air and play catch with it

and he'd just walk out the store with it

no problem you could just

apparently you could just take

watermelons and you don't have to pay

for it

you even pay for it dude

if i put holes in it yeah you think it

would break

i think if you did the smaller one

yeah i think i should do a smaller one

but i need that thumbnail you film me

yeah click bait clickbait okay okay okay

thank you you're welcome

all right man we got our bowling balls

low-key i feel like this one's just

gonna break on impact so i'm not even

tripping about it but this one's gonna

be the money maker this is gonna be the

one all right what if i told you those

are the cringe friends you hosted what

if i told you hypothetically

in a hypothetical scenario in a video

game

that it was my idea

i'm getting my strike wit

what if i told you hypothetically in a

video game

that i always got my friends to do

things that i considered funny

but i never

risked it myself like i would always

stay back and watch and they would do it

and i would laugh

billy billy myers

my name is johnny blaze i've been doing

this for years bro let me show you a

technique you want to like get like a

good wide stance you know sometimes if

you hit your balls that's even better

just like get a little tickle on there

like you'll be fine

you know you know why i would do it

because i wanted to see if people would

actually listen to me it's like how

stupid do you have to be to listen to me

what i mean

how stupid do you have to be to listen

to me in that scenario like

that's stupid that's your fault why

would you listen and every time they

would do it and it turned out not to be

funny

they'd be like why'd you tell me to do

that and i'd be like why the [ __ ] did

you listen to me

i mean like why did you listen to me

it's your fault

strike every time bro i'll show you

shouldn't just listen to me i just say

random [ __ ] all the time

okay

[Music]

oh no it's just a cosmetics

[Music]

oh who the [ __ ] does this

i'm johnny blaze though i don't care

what about this one this one's fda

approved it's not fda approved it's a

[ __ ] watermelon

[Music]

bro i wish i would have thought of this

[ __ ]

why didn't i ever think of that dude

this is actually something i would have

done with my old friends this is

actually something

this is actually some [ __ ]

oh my dude i used to create so much free

content this guy makes millions on

youtube videos

and i recorded nothing i never recorded

anything

i never recorded anything

bro i'm johnny blaze i got this

[Music]

i just roll the gutterball can i go get

my watermelon the watermelon that he has

no i had another one it was fda approved

it was a watermelon

why would you bowl with a watermelon

dude perfect doesn't even bowl with the

watermelon they don't bowl that's the

point they don't do it but they have 56

million subscribers how many subs do you

got 200 200 wow yeah

oh you're lucky dog i know man that

emma's went to a million people in a

minute appreciate it he's gonna he's

gonna do it again get it can i buy a big

one back please

thank you man

have a nice day bro

all right boys we're at my old job main

event i kind of really didn't want to

[ __ ] with them but the next bowling

alley is like 20 miles away so [ __ ] it

[Laughter]

oh [ __ ]

fda approved

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Laughter]

oh bro there's nothing like going to

your old job as a [ __ ] customer

there's nothing like going your old job

as a customer

oh bro you have no dude

bro listen i used to work in a movie

theater

i used to work at a movie theater and i

used to work there with friends and um

there was a code to get in the back

like there's a back room of the movie

theater of the concession stand and

there's a door

and there was a a code

this was like three years after we quit

and i told one of my friends to just

pin the code and just go in the back and

just start walking

start walking around

see if anyone would notice

and he did it no one noticed

[ __ ] like that

still the same cold

bro

i understand you're doing your youtube

[ __ ] like come on bro all my friends got

fired from that job because they stole

food they would just take food and not

pay for it

to be fair i did the same everyone did

dude there used to be [ __ ]

you want you want to know what i did at

the concession stand at the movie

theater i worked at

i used to be like this so we're all at

the concession stand the popcorn

whatever and it's rush hour it's peak

traffic all the customers are flooding

in right before they flood and i tell

the other two people because this time

like hey guys watch this i go in the

back

and i never come back

i just chill in the back the whole time

and i just leave

then i come back later when uh

when the traffic dies down i was the

worst employee the most lazy employee

and i don't know how i didn't get fired

sooner i don't know how i did not get

fired

you know how many customers used to

complain about me

[ __ ] customers used to literally go

to the manager and be like

excuse me one of your concession stand

employees was very rude to me when i

asked him for a

a large slushie

and a large frozen coke and he threw my

change back at me because i was like

imagine me imagine me with my

personality working at a movie theater

concession stand that's what happened

right i was very rude i was extremely

rude and i was very aggressive too

people would be like

people would be nice and polite to me

hey can i have a large popcorn and i

wouldn't even i would just look at them

i'd be like

yes i wouldn't even answer them i never

smiled at anyone i did everything with

contempt

i did everything with contempt

and um

but one thing i do miss from that job

not even really

bosco sticks you guys know what bosco

sticks are bosco sticks are the

one of the best

where do i get bosco sticks honestly

where do i get them

costco sticks

because they honestly taste like sexual

intercourse

costco sticks

tastes like sexual intercourse

eating bosco sticks

feels the same way

as being inside of a woman

it's one of the best food ever

and we sold them at the movie theater

the concession stand i would eat them

all the time every day

i would take so many bosco sticks

they're so [ __ ] good dude

holy [ __ ] i'm i want one right now

i'm starving dude

i'm starving for one right now

what about this one man no what about

james can i talk to james real quick

what did you get fired for i just

stopped showing up

then i'd randomly show up and he'd be

like

i can't believe you're showing your face

here you literally didn't even show up

for like a week no yeah i was bored

yeah

so they they just fired me they're like

you know what

you know what you know what my [ __ ]

managers would told me when i came back

listen this is the most hilarious thing

ever it's gonna make you die

they were like

you know what

you're getting fired that's three

strikes and you're out so you can finish

your shift and then you're getting fired

because i they needed someone to sell

the tickets at the theater stand like

you can finish

your shift today we're gonna be generous

unless you finish your shift and then

you're fired

and then i was like okay yeah i'll

finish my shift and i just left

shut the [ __ ] up well okay we're gonna

be generous and allow you to work

eight hours

even though you're fired like [ __ ] no

bruh shut the [ __ ] up

and then they got [ __ ] over again

because there was no one to work the

ticket stand

you can talk to david can you bring

james out here james will let me do it

what did y'all just close my line yes he

did oh wow

damn

that's the thing the place i worked at

had

so many dimes that's why we worked there

i think

we it was all people our age we did i

was like a high school job there's all

people our age

and bruh the dimes that worked at this

[ __ ] place damn

that's what we were there for not really

but i mean kind of

what to do james

bro there was a lot of marriages that

came from that [ __ ] job people

literally got married from that job it's

crazy listen they already told me i

can't roll movie theaters movie theaters

are

and you know most movie theaters are not

like that amc is not like that amc it's

like

the the movie theater i worked at was a

local michigan one right so it was like

people were like this

it was like a family but everyone hated

each other

and everyone was piping

and there was a lot of drama and gossip

all time but it was very close amc

nobody even knows we no one even knows

each other see at this job i worked at

everyone knew who everyone was we all

knew all the employees we all knew oh

there's a new guy oh there's a new guy

we knew about everything right

at amc

i feel like when i go to amc

people don't even know what day it is

they don't even know who they're working

with

it's literally like a gig economy job

where you just clock in and clock out

and there's no attachment to the

workplace at all

you're not i'm not gonna do it but let

me walk down there drake pulled up one

day yeah celebrities pulled up at this

place too

push them down

i told the boys i was gonna get a strike

you can walk down there though i i will

not walk with that i don't want to be a

phase drugs i don't want to be a savage

sean you know i don't want a clickbait

you feel me like i love you bro i know i

respect you so i'm not going to do that

i appreciate that do what you got to do

but don't walk down the lane don't take

that down the lane i like what you're

doing though thank you james cool

so i just got a clickbaited thing

there's a sour taste in my mouth man but

since i respect you i'm not gonna do it

i appreciate you brother

[Music]

damn

i'm not gonna cap i'm pissed as [ __ ]

right now we didn't get the roller

strike we didn't get to do anything we

wanted man so we're at this unspecified

location

we're gonna pull out the watermelons and

let out our frustration

[Music]

they banned me so i got a disguise what

the [ __ ] is this

the manager banned me so i made a diss

track what the [ __ ] is this

[Laughter]

[Music]

i was good with your boys man so you

guys already know about the drama with

tyrone oh [ __ ] bruh this dude used to

have hair

this dude used to have hair

but if you're new i'm gonna catch you up

to speed real quick so a couple weeks

ago we took a trip out to austin man you

know we're chilling and everything we're

vlogging we go to the mall i find the

empty shoe palace box so in my head i'm

thinking this is great content right

here why don't i get an empty shoe box

and try returning it to shoe palace so

i'm doing the prank and everything and

for some reason the [ __ ] manager

tyrone gets paid are those bosco sticks

do i really look like i got time to play

games man i mean your stores are nine

i'ma tell you right now

don't ever step back foot inside that

store again you know i can't take no

disrespect like that so i had to hit him

back with a footlocks is better anyway

and y'all [ __ ] won't believe what he

said back to me

[Music]

damn

this dude has shoe palace wait this is a

locally owned business

this is a locally owned business

this guy's not playing around

now i really feel disrespected you're

about to talk about my mama when i just

try to bring in an empty shoebox so i go

back in and everything i'm trolling him

and this man hits the shoe out of my

hand can you go check it and see if you

got these man

so i'm feeling double disrespected at

this point so i go on x games mode i go

to party city i get a fake costume and i

go back in there and i'm trolling this

man to my fullest now i'm busting down

for you tyrone

come on

oh that's the other one this is this is

this should we watch this one first

because it's like it's a whole odyssey

it's a whole like uh

there's lore there's there's lore behind

all of this

we should watch this one first

apes

don't ever step back foot inside that

store again all right y'all we back in

austin i'm with my boy christian

we gotta see the lore so you got this

random ass package when'd you buy it

i don't remember buying anything

i think it's like one of those mystery

boxes

mystery box

i'll believe it

you [ __ ] don't need to know what i

said

i could not work for the cartel how do

they cut people yeah we're gonna watch

that guys don't worry we're gonna watch

that guy's youtube video i just have

mods time stamping the uh

the um tos

i just need mods the timestamp to tos

those heads we are gonna watch it we're

definitely gonna watch it don't worry

it's a nerf gun oh [ __ ]

whoa this [ __ ] live

[ __ ] god

joker read your discord

bro i don't know dude i don't i don't

know i don't know it's a [ __ ] gray

area

and i've i've seen [ __ ] before

i've seen [ __ ]

oh [ __ ]

all right i mean i ain't gonna risk it i

ain't gonna risk it it was four hours

[ __ ] do vods even matter though

do vods even matter

should is this like a waste of a stream

now

i just waste the entire stream [ __ ] man

vods matter

that's why i've been getting [ __ ] over

dude because every [ __ ] time man

god damn it

[ __ ]

all right i still gotta

watch that guy's [ __ ] that he sent me

you called me earlier yeah i called you

yo hello

yeah i was gonna call you uh something

offline

yeah bro i have you muted

yeah

yeah yeah i did i

did i'm live okay i'm muted

well okay so he pulled out his ass g

it was the side of it like

he was yeah you couldn't see the whole

thing but you could see like the side of

it

okay i don't know if you're supposed to

delete the whole vod for that knut has

never done that

he's done that

okay newt has never done that kinute

says oh take it off right away and uh

deleting a whole bot is so bad dude why

how does it how is that bad for your

channel

how many times have you done it this

week

many

yeah your viewer your viewership will go

down if you do that really

yeah it will because a lot of people

watching before bed get engaged and then

try and catch the next one

oh [ __ ]

that's true [ __ ]

especially for you because you actually

talk to them you're not like playing a

game

there's so much good stuff in that vod

too [ __ ]

yeah the goal should be you don't delete

man

whatever you're at 424 viewers already

that's so fast

yeah today's been slow but i don't know

i've been picking up i've been watching

this [ __ ] guy who's really good

you need me to i'm gonna help you build

this uh political show you need to get

it started yeah dude yeah yeah i do

actually need help because the cast

the cast we have now is not that good

yeah and you know what i'll actually be

on the show if you want yeah yeah yeah

you should judge be a judge

not even that i can actually charge them

i can you know if they're yeah yeah yeah

it's going to be tomorrow at 7 00 est so

for your time that's actually early

that's like four

oh okay i'll just i'll skip a stream for

that okay nah bro you don't gotta do

that [ __ ]

no no dude we we should get you started

bro like uh if you you all you need is

eight shows and then i can leave you

alone right

right you don't gotta skip a stream for

that come on man

dude i'm partnered we can [ __ ] do it

now it doesn't matter anymore it's we're

all good now

and dude

who are you having on um so

this is who i have confirmed for

tomorrow right now

so i have i don't really have any um

famous people confirmed

there is one streamer mafia jinx who's

being iffy about it but so far it's like

me

jackson eris and she's been on before

some girl named ash

iris and is destiny's girlfriend x yeah

yeah she's gonna she she's she's she's

gold she's gold yeah then i have a bunch

of like entertaining people

that are from my community but they're

not famous i have two one of them sultan

the other pesto mine this guy named

daario

okay long live i know dario yeah there's

a guy named chris

chris vt

right um and there's yeah that's all we

have so far we do need more but okay

start uh start a discord i did i did let

me invite you to it right now yeah make

a new discord just for politics i'll

give you the

the king maker rule so you can invite

people which it's kind of weird yours

since it's politics shouldn't it be your

discord wouldn't you want to grow your

own discord

no i don't want i don't want um

non no this part is this isn't

but this isn't a community of dating

this is political so it should be your

discord you're trying to grow isn't your

discord already political yeah but i

don't want to make new roles and [ __ ]

and whatever you know what i mean for my

district

that's why i did that

okay

join it i sent you the thing actually

this is good because this one could be

like bad vibes and your place can be

just where you chill yeah yeah yeah

exactly

i'll roll you up

okay yeah put a [ __ ] picture on it or

some [ __ ] dude i did

okay infrared showdown

[Music]

okay why don't you have frozen on too

for a comic relief

she she was going to be on the one last

one i'll message her to make sure

because here's the thing she's she's in

the discord

a lot of people will be on for hours and

won't say anything and we'll be happy to

be there so why don't you have more

clickbait thumbnail right

i'm trying dude people are not getting

back but hopefully there's going to be

more than the people that confirmed

already but i'll dm them personally

message them i need more right wingers

too i need uh i think uh critical

veterans get lecture

i messaged him on twitter i messaged him

on twitter he didn't respond i went in

his chat a week ago and he said he could

come on but

i haven't seen anything or heard from

but i'm gonna

well i'll just i'll just pay let your

fan 100 bucks for the first eight times

to appear and then you'll have a [ __ ]

thing going and he'll always come back

he'll be able to i can pay him he needs

to get paid no no i can pay him i can

pay him oh he doesn't need to get paid

but he's a lawyer so maybe he doesn't

want to wake up for this [ __ ]

well yeah bullets in the discord too i'm

pretty sure um

yeah this

yeah this shit's gonna be tomorrow i

want it to be it's gonna be like blood

sports you know what i mean it has to be

like

high intensity

yeah someone said clickbait thumbnails

are a surefire way to not retain a fan

base brittany you are so stupid yeah

that's stupid if you

if you understand that sean piker's

business model it's all he'll always

pause on a clickbait like it's

uh yeah i was gonna but i was gonna kill

that echo bro

yeah yeah i was gonna call you about um

something offline

why don't you speak in code

about it

it's

there's everyone will get it dude if you

get it in code everyone's gonna get it

oh it's like girl stuff no bro chill

oh something else

if you neutral [ __ ] i just tell you real

quick

i'll mute but uh

if something goes wrong don't bite my

head off man

okay

we are okay we're back we're back all

right ladies and gentlemen we're back

and the whole point of the story is uh

you know

never delete a vaude

yeah

[ __ ] bro that was a four hour vlog

i don't know man you gotta be executive

with that [ __ ] you can't make a [ __ ]

pizza and delete it

i don't know man i'm [ __ ] paranoid i

don't want to [ __ ] [ __ ] this up

and that [ __ ] came out of nowhere

look what jackson dm me bro i hate

leaking dms bro but this is too funny i

don't think that girls

anyway jackson doesn't mind right

he's so funny bro first of all he wanted

me to show a shirtless picture of him

and i missed this so there it is is this

him

he looks incredible here where

on my stream

that's not him

yeah that's him i can tell by his face

that's crazy all right

yeah white people don't have lips

damn

the anglo power look at that

yeah

okay i'm kidding i'm kidding yeah yo

he's wrong he still wants to know about

l.a are you going to that yeah that's

actually why i didn't want to stream

today i have to set that up but yo look

what heroes he's like bro is this jig

hot in person or am i about to get stuck

in l.a with a catfish

yeah bro i'm like why are you typing

i'm like bro i leak everything don't

ever type to me like this bro i'll

[ __ ] leak everything you say bro

yeah [ __ ] he's so funny

i said i don't know that chick but dude

where she stayed on call did you see

what that girl said no no

she does uh actual ritual sex magic and

witchcraft uh

like everything we predicted i i heard

the witch [ __ ] what the [ __ ] rich was

that's crazy yeah like the most satanic

person we've ever had and i thought

someone's dming her to troll me but i

checked and apparently that's just the

lay girl but to be honest i'mma be real

no cab it's kind of hot i'm gonna lie

yeah yeah i mean we're yeah yeah we're

attracted to what inflicts us too yeah

true yeah you know you get you you you

get a you know your the greatest feeling

you will have has is if someone fights

you on the street and you win like it's

like one of the most insane

adrenaline-filled

feelings on earth

and that's what sucks is everything

satanic feels great

true

very true

but what's what's what's insane is um as

great everything that feels great

eventually turns into uncontrollable

anxiety it's not like a middle path

you know it's not a calmness and

calmness is really what you search for

in life that's what i was saying earlier

i was saying like you have to keep

moving just to be calm

and just sit still

but [ __ ]

yeah man

you know here's a smash satanist bro i

feel like an exorcist that goes around

smashing uh liberal satanists just

hooking up with all of them

yeah

yo call me van helsing bro the only

thing i hope is that

they just have a doubt you just plant

the seed of doubt

yeah

you know what's weird is most guys don't

even want to fix

her

issues they think it's like

hot so they're like you'll keep it up

really

yeah bro she said that she's gonna do

her freaking uh

fingering magic

to to manifest for me and i screamed at

her out loud i was like no you're not

i'm gonna call your mother and i freaked

the [ __ ] out on her

what the [ __ ]

yeah i was like i don't need your

[ __ ] magic you know i walk with god

fingering magic what the [ __ ] is that

like when she's oh she's not

when she's nutting is when the

manifestation is the most powerful which

is actually from aleister crowley's book

actually yeah yeah i've heard about that

i've heard about that [ __ ]

yeah bro um

oh yeah because all

back to the la thing though all i gotta

know is a date when to schedule it

because i think i am going to go

well i don't want you guys to count on

me because i have an appointment so no

yes if that appointment changes i'm

[ __ ] but uh you you're going to be

surprised in the new year how much

you're going to see me like literally

three four times

in spring i'm going to be in the u i'm

always going to be in the u.s right yeah

yeah yeah i know i'm i'm probably going

to la either way

to chill with jackson but

i would you know if you're going to go i

prefer i would much

i don't know dude i was thinking if

you're going to go you should be setting

up an event at least

what do you mean

oh

yeah yeah yeah we have to like i don't

want you to just go for jackson i want

you to go when everyone's there yeah

yeah true true

i don't know it depends how much money

you have i don't know your situation

i yeah i i don't know i have no idea i

mean i kind of have enough but

i don't want i still don't want to waste

it you know

is is canada going back into lockdown

i don't think so no

he says temple's memo they're going back

into law this is basically about the

appointment right

that's what it's hinging on

yeah

and sad lambo believe it or not

intention willpower right and which will

willpower right

is just uh an instrument of the mind

manifestation is real you know you do

see the ball go in the net before you

kick it right and you believe it goes in

if you don't see it it usually doesn't

go in

so manifestation is 100 real

uh it's just i know it's a cringe hippie

thing

but you can use it either which way

for good or for bad and [ __ ] but uh

i mean

i don't know i don't get people who

don't believe in manifestation like

everything you've ever had in your life

you've uh

believed you're gonna have it before you

have it right

yeah yeah

yeah i mean

i i don't know i don't know what drive

[ __ ] i just don't like i don't i don't

know but i don't want to risk it that's

how i always looked at it

bro why is weezy doing that with our

emotes bro don't ever do that again

well i need new emotes and we can get

animated ones too now you know that yo

can i design just the tank for you yeah

yeah obviously yeah let's do it right

now really yo chat link me

i i'm gonna find the best [ __ ] [ __ ]

for him we do we can do animated emotes

now you can animate them

that sounds so normy and cringe bro

why

i'm gonna get the uh the infrared globe

animated

remember train is one of the most

successful dudes for emotes so you want

to follow that kind of formula look bro

send it to you

something like this i wanted for for

haas yo i wanted like a mini tank

on my stream

i want something like this but less

complicated

that doesn't look like a tank though

from far away all right

like a pocket tank

what the [ __ ] is this

let's try pocket tanks

just look it up

yeah these are a little too cheap never

mind

let me look up pocket tank model

um

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man i sent you one long time ago if you

just have that one i've lost that one

this would be sick for you

because then it would rain it would rain

in your chat all in the correct angle

too

it's all white it's boring well you you

get to color it in right i don't know

how to do that

dude you know this could be your um

i think i found the one that's right

your sub badge can be green blue yellow

and then the final red tank

i think i found the one the

that you linked to me is this the one

okay

yeah that's pretty good that's pretty

good uh i don't know how visible this is

gonna look but uh you need something

simple

and what your emotes gotta look

up the part you know

i think jackson has [ __ ] emotes we

so much [ __ ] you can do with yours since

you can do army style bro you can do

missiles and oh man

i have a nuke pepe emote anytime someone

drops a nuke

are you just gonna add more pepes

uh no i'm actually gonna keep evolving

the regular creepy

creepy emote why it's gonna be themed uh

because the whole platform needs to know

my face you know it must it's the

marketing 101

like

what a dude that that no let me tell you

what

that old one you used to have that you

got rid of that was your iconic emote i

don't know why the [ __ ] you got rid of

it

uh this is the halloween version uh that

one's coming back bro look at my uh

discord um

look at my discord community icon from

my regular community i can't see it

it

it's sick dude see

no i'm talking about the the old one you

used to have before you got banned

remember that one

oh just my face yeah that was like the

that was like your train one you know

like train has yeah it can't you can't

take over a platform unless it's iconic

pro it's got to be something that wasn't

iconic dude the john c weird one yeah

that one was [ __ ] iconic

bro this one emote

gave me 10 000 extra dollars people buy

this like [ __ ] hotcakes bro they love

that you should still bring you should

bring back that old one

oh now i can right yeah that's what i

mean you have 25 slots

yeah this guy says circa banned me

because i kept spamming irrelevant was a

male feminist

bro

you that's not even the reason i i can

check your logs right now but even if it

was that irrelevant [ __ ] was literally

two years ago why are you talking about

it

this guy is uh i agree with you this

this guy's from your community i'm

pretty sure

latch

no the look your community is cool and

[ __ ] but do you admit politically

charged people are emotional yeah

obviously

yeah so it makes sense for me not to

like have a lot of those guys in mine

because i i literally make

man i made a joke about a certain

concert dude i'm a little weird

yeah no i get that

i i don't want people crying because i'm

trying to like

be myself

yeah i understand that bruh [ __ ]

bro i was gonna go over the royale vaude

and roast the [ __ ] out of what they're

saying

bro oh you lied too i forgot this is so

[ __ ] what i lie about

the 10 million

huh

oh

what would you take 10 million or 5k

subs

you wouldn't give a million to your mom

uh

she's fine bro she don't need it

you she's retired you sound like my

parents are retired no they're retired

i don't i don't think anyone believes

that whatever they are yeah

even if they're retired you wouldn't

give your mom a million dollars do you

like your mom

bro come on

yo every time haas loses a debate it's

bro come on 5k you already have 5k subs

what would you know about that by the

way you can probably negotiate a higher

contract

you know that yeah everyone everyone dm

about that how do i do that can i do

that too um

i don't know how it works is it for subs

yeah like to get a more of a cut of subs

than fifty percent

huh

where's that [ __ ] yeah you're you're

sub counts

extraordinarily high for your size

yeah

but he's the biggest gifter

dude

my biggest one right now is mom bellow

with 50. but i got a lot of regular

gifters darg

djk i got uh attacked bjk literally

hooks it up i know that guy really

i got a ton dude but that guy makes it

rain dude

haggy

haggy ha ha

whatever happened to class 252.

i think you scared him away for life

he didn't come back to you either

um i haven't seen him for in a while i

don't think dude i feel bad i was like

bro my bad i was manic

[Laughter]

let me see he might still be in our

discord

but um

[ __ ]

you know here's the thing is that can

you imagine if we got 70 percent of this

[ __ ]

instead of 50.

that would be awesome yeah that'd be

crazy

you know what's crazy though yeah

uh yeah dude frieza my iconic twitch

profile will be my email

like my discord but um

you know what's crazy is um

everyone a lot of people a lot of new

normies in that chat last night for the

royal everyone laughed at you when you

said it uh the concert satanic

i know

is that annoying

yeah i don't know it's [ __ ]

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they just don't get it you know they

don't understand it

yeah i felt bad for you because like i i

leaned back and i was thinking i'm like

is this what i look like when i'm trying

to like speak

and uh people just don't

he was wake was hilarious dude

[Laughter]

he's cool he's cool in person i met him

in person he's pretty cool yeah i don't

care i don't care about making friends i

like content but uh wake said um

that he sees hierarchies in

in men and gangsters but he never feels

better than a woman when she asks for

his number

like what the [ __ ]

you know it's so weird

yeah and you know it's weird he said

john i'm just not like you like uh i

don't think of people as under me i'm

like i'm not saying i'm choosing it you

who reworded what i said and you said no

zerka is saying it's instinct and you

don't like that you think like that but

that's how humans are

everyone else thought i'm choosing to be

like above a homeless guy or something

i'm like yo they're idiots man

you know wilder

that that was a crazy good royal i don't

know why that one was so uh lit

and i had no idea you're bad

was actually a great royale without you

really it was like

for some reason that was the only one

that was good without you what were you

what did you guys talk about

i don't remember i just remember people

arguing but uh immediately when you

joined the yesterdays was obviously the

best one because

dude

everyone there was

like i think there was 10 small talk

like it was nothing nobody

we didn't allow any small talk at all no

med kits it was perfect

yo though dudes i even got squala and

that trippy girl

eating each other

like they left the call and actually

angry at each other

yo [ __ ] um

yeah i mean i don't got to be on

everyone just let me know if you want me

to take a break because i know i don't

dude dude you literally have to be on

everyone you're like a chunk of the your

your host is a chunk of the show

bro but i go i naturally just go hard on

people that's just how i am

god i did yesterday was [ __ ]

hilarious because i would i would choose

i'd be like haas critique one thing

about this person and before you even

said anything they'd get defensive

that was [ __ ] easy man nah i mean um

i feel like i make a lot of people

uncomfortable you know what i mean like

i enter the room and suddenly the tone

changes

dude introverb was saying you manipulate

women and let's squall off the hook she

actually has a crush on you

i don't know oh no dude i said this

before

i said this before anything in my life

if you were to do a lie detector test

with intraverb and ask her does she have

a crush on us it would come out yes

do people think i'm just saying this or

i'm just being funny whatever but i

don't know i don't know for sure but i

do feel like

a lot of people have a crush on me

yeah yeah

i mean

you you gain more attention than the

good looking guy awake that's how much

red pill is magnetic

isn't that weird

yeah i'm

like wake has all the stats for a

[ __ ] stud and he's losing the [ __ ]

ass

because i just took the red

but he's he's in a relationship you know

what i mean

no i'm saying even attention doesn't go

his way

right

because they want to engage with the red

yeah yeah true

i'm just [ __ ] mean dude i'm a mean

dude

i'm not nice

red pill personality is a scarcity well

i mean it's not a scarcity because most

red pill is cringe but the way houzz and

i do it like we back it up like people

a lot of people think like when we're in

the presence of girls and stuff like

that they'll get their way and stuff

dude we don't know you you're a stranger

we're not you're not gonna have your way

at all what the [ __ ]

yeah i mean

it's [ __ ] hilarious

inky coming on the royale with that new

casting couch camera angle caught me off

guard bruh i actually want to react to

the royale bro do you want to go

psychoanalyze every character

i don't know how long you're going to

stay up but i don't know what i probably

got i probably got to go to the gym

first

yeah go to the gym and come back quick

i i'm gonna push it on bro somebody

somebody uh on somebody sent me money

though to um

react to some video he sent me like 75

holy [ __ ] you better get to it yeah yeah

i gotta react i'm gonna react to that

probably and then i'm probably gonna

just gonna go to the

yeah yeah i'll come back

yeah john is actually one of the few

non-cringe red pill personalities that's

why i even like you yeah i get that

message more than anything where it's

like i hate the movement but i like you

well listen

without saying nothing all i got to say

is like uh it even surprises me the the

when you sing like the red [ __ ] like

usually i think people just like oh

maybe maybe i'm not right i'm just

saying this [ __ ] but it is

getting hit

it's actually true it's so weird it's so

funny to me to me every time i get ahead

within

minutes of meeting someone i'm looking

at the bottom of her head right and i'm

just thinking of my community and i my

first thought is they'd never believe

this that's what i mean like

that's i always went out without they

would never believe me they would never

believe me if i told them just talking

about like my private experience like

i'm always surprised because i'm like

wait didn't reddit say i'm i'll never

get any [ __ ] or whatever like why is

that happening why

it shouldn't be happening you know what

i mean no no no it's not that it

shouldn't be happening why is it

happening this fast why the first 15

minutes at the party or whatever you

know why is it this immediate you know

and why isn't it isn't it like that for

wake is wake talking them to like

[ __ ] sleep

yeah i don't know

i mean like wake is from the industry

and i beat his numbers how's that

possible that's like he's usain bolt and

i'm running faster than him as a

streamer

that's impossible how op is that red

pill

i don't know bro i think a lot of it is

intuition and common sense because it's

not like an intellectual thing it's just

like you use your common sense and

i think what it is is wake and most

these people are thinking of a fake red

pill have you ever seen a soy boy act

red yeah that's that's what i think

that's what they're thinking of most

people yeah most people see that [ __ ]

where it's like

a reddit

like

the definition of red pill is turning

off the radio when you're driving her

around and not talking yeah that's what

i just love that that's why i don't

that's why i don't know if i could even

call it red pill because it's like it's

not it's not like from these online

communities or whatever it's like

it's just an energy you know

yeah yeah yeah it's not it's not like

it's not like a [ __ ] uh it's like a

non-verbal pill yeah yeah it's not like

a pickup artist uh

training camp or some [ __ ] it's like

it's just uh

having common sense

yeah

yeah which is so weird because it's like

it cannot be taught i don't think so

it's like an experience things

that's it's it's it's just something you

can't talk about you know what i mean

but a lot of dudes

i don't know they they're kind of like

male feminists or whatever and

this is the thing is like

i'm gonna say it right now

i genuinely think oz

sometimes i think i'm

uh

you remind me of me but i feel way more

red bill than you because i have more

exp like if we think about it

every time you get frustrated and yell

at a girl

you don't get to hook up true

yeah true

so every time you do that

you're kind of like being an emotional

person

yeah yeah

so sometimes i think you you got five

more percent to fix

yeah i mean i i don't know i got my own

issues but all i got to say is um

here's the thing right

uh

the internet tells you one thing

the internet here's the issue this is

what i that's what i would say

you the thing getting rewarded with um

getting rewarded with uh like [ __ ] or

whatever is the opposite of getting

rewarded it's inversely proportional to

getting rewarded with getting a pat on

the back for virtue signaling you know

what i'm saying like if

the things that you do in order to not

be canceled are the things that are the

opposite of

what actually gets you some

yeah

someone you said says in my channel why

always a depressing topic i find this

topic enlightening what does anyone want

in the chat if you like this topic like

if if you're if you're a dude who's um

spending a lot of their time

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trying to appease

uh

like the male feminist or whatever i

don't know what the [ __ ] and your virtue

signaling and [ __ ] like you'll get a pat

on the back and no one's gonna be mad at

you but you're not getting any

you might find you might find a

girlfriend or something

but

you're not you're not gonna attract a

lot of like um attention or interest

that's what i think

to me what's weird is

the this topic has to come up every day

in your life because every single day

you wake up making mistakes talking to

women even if you're awakened and you

know what you're doing

you go back to your old habits every

single day right

and so it's like it's a topic that never

ends you'd be 80 years old questioning

yourself oh i don't know if i pissed her

off and blah blah blah but it's in every

day of your life topic that's why to me

it's uh you know it can never end you

know

yeah that's facts

sexy facts

i you know as if people saw the behind

the scenes of yours in my life

they would really understand uh

how much we slay

you know like it wouldn't it wouldn't it

would we'd look way more credible

because

i don't know how to explain that

i don't know how to explain that yeah

it is what it is like it's it's you

you're either the type of personality

that trusts the internet

or you trust real life and a lot of

people just trust the internet so they

don't don't they'll never [ __ ]

believe

but

to me what's scary is like

i all right i get blue pill like we've

all seen that pill before we've you know

rare it's a rare red one dude i joker

pill i you know i make jokes and then i

pipe them you know like i'm a different

breed but

this blue pill

you ever wonder how many until you

realize it doesn't work like how many do

you have to take it's been years

right it's been years and it's not

working for them so at some point you

think they'd switch

dude it's [ __ ] uh people think

everything's fake when you tell them

this [ __ ] they'll be like no no way dude

you're lying or whatever and it's like

it almost gaslights you into thinking

like

are they right i don't everyone's saying

i'm wrong so maybe but then you're

actually right

and nobody [ __ ] believes you so what

do you even do you know

what i'm saying with that it's like you

get gaslighted

yeah especially if you're not going out

and in the real world and you're just at

home you start to like

[ __ ] like take you for example like

when you get something aren't you kind

of a little bit surprised sometimes like

what the [ __ ] absolutely i'm surprised

as far everybody's like everybody's

saying this shouldn't be possible and

no i'm you know i mean

i'm not surprised that i'm getting it

that is surprising too you know i'm not

like oh i'm the cool guy but the most

surprising is how they need that's what

i

surprising thing to me is how they need

my d

like it's oxygen that's what i'm saying

the entire how is it that they need it

like i've never seen that anywhere in my

life that's what i'm talking about i'm

talking about the intensity and the

[ __ ]

the ease just

how it can make people go [ __ ] crazy

like you know what i think it is they're

trying to suck out the red pill out of

the bloodstream

[Laughter]

right because they've never seen that so

they've only ever that actually makes

sense only like

[Laughter]

i'm telling you dude

i swear no wait hold up

is it not from the bloodstream that's

actually [ __ ] true dude that's axe

i'm not lying that's actually what it is

i swear that's what it is that's why i

say they're vampiric

that's exact that's literally exactly

what it is

it's it's literally a vampire thing

where they're trying to [ __ ] get to

the bottom of how you are the way you

are like

they want to see what you're all about

yeah someone said in cells exist because

there are not enough red pills in the

world insults exist because an insult is

just a blue pill going red

yeah

right whereas house and i

we just went red we didn't we didn't we

didn't come from a cringe blue pill

world

right that that actually is a good way

that's a good way to explain it because

we we it's not like we're um when we say

red but we're not talking about

what most of the internet means which is

basically like

these people who are typing [ __ ] about

it and being like oh this is yeah it's

based on [ __ ] experience and just

common sense it's [ __ ] it's here's what

it is it's [ __ ] we were raised with yeah

we didn't we didn't get this [ __ ] from

the internet we got it because we were

raised with it like the way i was raised

at least

the way my dad raised me is like

this is just common sense you know what

i mean like uh yeah my dad do and what's

weird is you can actually see if i add

wake wilder to a call everyone just like

whatever whatever if i add any guy to a

call whatever whatever if you add to a

random podcast as circa or ahaz every

girl starts sitting up straight you can

see the they have this reaction to them

where they

immediately start smiling and they start

going sweating and and it becomes some

visceral response and you see it with

has all the time when he joins late have

you noticed that where they want to

attack and poke him and they want to

engage with him and i'm like you don't

really need to you know you don't see

this with many other types of characters

you know it's like they're on guard

right away right they they they're like

oh is going to roast me because he's

fair he roasts both genders and

it's it's weird

yeah and dude i don't know how's we

can't tell them but that authority

father figure thing

well that's the only reason they'll ever

take you home

yeah and here's the truth here's the

truth okay

the only reason we'd ever follow a

[ __ ] leader in a zombie apocalypse is

if he's capable if he's badass and and

an authority so if you're a man and

you'll follow an authority imagine a

chick right

they love it

yeah circle your fan is dating what my

fan is dating cutepot right now

what fan naomi what's his name

i don't know who that is

looking at a stream i can't

yeah introvert did go at house first

introvert has a serious serious house

derangement syndrome that is the thing i

swear to god that's a thing i swear to

god if they ever and i can't believe how

to do this if my guests ever tell you to

look at the camera straight up to make

fun of a facial thing with you i swear

to god i'm going to zoom in their face

and roast them into tears

that to me what they're doing there is

straight tos

yeah

like if i imagine i started going off of

[ __ ] physiogamy and [ __ ]

oh wait they were talking [ __ ] about my

face

yes they were and we let it slide like

we let it slide and i'm like wait what

are they saying

all i got i got a message back saying

the girls they're safe on twitch because

they're girls but that is serious

bullying and houzz is just a nice guy

that takes it on the cheek

wait what do they even say i don't even

remember

i don't remember there's a segment where

they're like look at the camera straight

up and i'm like yo

you people aren't pretty enough to be

talking like that

[Laughter]

yeah i don't i don't care well they can

make fun of me

but here's i don't know i i don't know

do you ever feel like when you make fun

of a girl's appearance to her

even if it was allowed it's just like

that's kind of too far i don't know it

is because they are

societally and inherently in in

themselves seen as uh

objects of beauty

right and men are seen like that's what

i mean it's like for dudes it's not all

about looks

and i mean but for women it's like all

i i heard one dude say women are the

least superficial creatures on earth

and he said because they can marry a fat

ass loser on a yacht

[Laughter]

and i i really started to think i'm like

well that's interesting

yeah

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you know like you and i aren't going

with some obese on a yacht right

but what is it for free or what is it

for money we wouldn't go bro you he'd

rather play uno with zerka and jackson

[Laughter]

are you joking you're going for obese on

the yard

i don't know here's the thing bro it's

like um

in terms of rose i do hold back i hold

back a lot for when believe it or not i

hold back a lot

i don't go full super saiyan on women i

might for men true but for women i i

swear to god you got that watching me

what

when you used to watch me you saw that i

would uh bite my tongue when when it's

girls roasting me no i i don't do that

dude i don't

because you seem like the kind of guy

who would get permabanned

like someone taught you correct bro like

you don't pick your targets

i'm not sometimes i don't roast the

chicks because i go they got it way

worse reading my chat

[Laughter]

true true and also it's like

i'm not that threatened by them and also

and also like i really don't really feel

like they can take it i mean

yeah dude when you put your hand

in your italian hand format by the

screen

that's what i know you're bullshitting

you know when you just start like trying

to make you sometimes you [ __ ] make

[ __ ] up you go the issue with you is you

just haven't seen enough and you're just

like pulling [ __ ] out your ass and they

believe it

i've

to me it's [ __ ] hilarious man

you know and i swear i do that too where

it's like i don't know what to insult

them on so i go you just you just have

not seen you just have not seen okay

like your eyes have been closed like

someone shut them for you

i just make [ __ ] up

god why are you giving why are you

giving it all away

because it'll still work on them

they've all read every time bro

and the men on the royal are just so

quiet and boring bro they're just like

resident sleeper man

dude but this one hello swallow

overdosed on red pills yesterday bro

he's like yeah i admit to manipulating

her and i'm still doing it

who the [ __ ] was that guy

[ __ ] man

oh my god naomi cam up we want to talk

to you houzz wants to talk to you

thoughts on how's hating the ufc yeah my

dad hates it too i i don't care

right honestly he's right bro it's like

two dudes wrestling

i know i just never got into it i like

the um

wait do you watch sports hugs

i watch big events but nothing else i

only watch big events

i can't do sports either i can only do

mma and uh well and what i mean by big

events i mean fighting events i don't

watch football i don't watch american

football i don't watch anything

i'm gonna tell you the truth bro i hated

mma until i worked security and then it

became somewhat useful you know my dad

does martial arts so if if i had the

same upbringing as i was i would never

watch mma i guarantee that

ink bites takes the bait every time true

that's actually true yeah

i dude she actually gets mad though

really mad at you

i i won't go after anymore

yes you will you can't help it

eight bites is good inkbites is good to

have to build these things with she's

really good at building a stream

really

all right man i'll let you get to your

uh gym [ __ ] yeah yeah i'm gonna react to

a video go to the gym

don't don't ever do [ __ ] that off

stream stuff

like online okay yeah yeah i know i know

all right see you later and yo your

community gotta [ __ ] drop some gifted

bro like we're we're swallowing you guys

like how are they not gifting you right

now

they gifted me a lot doodleton that's

how i'm gonna push them bro push them

you deleted a vod for them bro you gotta

push them

[ __ ] that was a good vibe though [ __ ]

man

you know what's so interesting

red bull communities

give le less money than um

comey communities isn't that interesting

because a red pill guy always says no

before yes

have you noticed that like we we you

have to literally push them to gift

yeah true

but oh [ __ ] i gotta go on scuff podcast

[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh really

yeah look what's that

all right all right see you later peace

all right guys

we're gonna react to that video bro

everybody left

it's [ __ ] unreal should we let me ask

the guy do you want you want to watch it

now when everyone left

should we watch it now or should we wait

because sorry about that guy i didn't

expect that [ __ ] to happen

should we watch it now or should we just

wait

the guy who donald are you still here

are you still here dude

because i'm gonna watch that video

but i gotta make sure

okay it's right here

i'm gonna watch that video he's gone

okay well let it be known and guys

remind me of this we're gonna watch it

next stream

we are definitely watching that next

stream watch the channel got five stream

i don't know dude everybody left

everybody left

it seems like after i had to delete the

vod

we lost all momentum you know what i

mean

we lost all our momentum

let me see what jackson's doing let me

maybe jackson wants to play halo i think

he went live right

pretty sure he went live

jackson

just check mods

is he here

i don't know what his username is

username is

oh [ __ ]

ah [ __ ]

yeah i don't know what his uh username

is

i don't know let me ask jackson if he

wants to stream it

maybe jackson will stream it i don't

know maybe i'll be up i'll go work out

and then

play halo

see his name sin sin are you there can

you type in chat

type in chat do you want me to watch it

now or do you want to wait till tomorrow

when we have more viewers cause i could

watch it tomorrow when there's more

people here but everyone seemed to leave

now everyone left

that's a [ __ ]

he's not here oh he's not here okay got

you

that sucks it really sucks everybody

left

no joke it sucks

it honestly sucks balls

that's what it is it is what it is you

know

is what it is

you're here

nd sao are you the guy

when i say everybody i mean like

50 of the stream

yeah bruh everybody left bro it's just

the views are declining all right guys

i'm gonna just send you to zurka

raid

i'm gonna send you off to zurka and be

off of the gym damn this is a pathetic

raid

it's like 200 people raid what the [ __ ]

all right guys see you later

bye guys

this remember don't let everyone [ __ ]

lie this was a five-hour stream

remember that this was a five-hour

stream

um

but we had like no views okay

tomorrow we're gonna be streaming a ton

and it's going to be great tomorrow's

going to be streaming a buck ton and

i'm going to be streaming a [ __ ] on

tomorrow

and we're having the infrared showdown

so remember infrared showdown tomorrow

bye guys